The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 024 - A Poetic Thanksgiving Celebration With AJ Hawk

Episode Date: November 22, 2018

On today's show, Pat's former podcast cohost, Super Bowl winning linebacker for the Green Bay Packers, and the man who will be in the booth with him Saturday, AJ Hawk, calls into the show for a hilarious conversation. They cover what their gameplan is for the Texas Tech/Baylor game, and chat about a number of different things, including AJ's disdain for players who make other grown men squirt water into their mouths, his thoughts on pep-talks, and why he's excited to be in a 3-man booth with Pat (5:21-40:35). Later, the entire crew joins Pat to read the Thanksgiving poems they prepared, chat about the insane merch sale that starts today at noon at store.PatMcAfeeShow.com (and runs through Cyber Monday at 7 PM) and send you into the Holiday weekend with some Thanksgiving themed bangerz. It's a hilarious one. Come and laugh with us, and have a safe and happy Thanksgiving. Cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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thanksgiving because i've heard last night is a large night for people to destroy their bodies with. Is that true? It's very true. I've never got to experience it. Normally, I had work or was playing on Thanksgiving. Last year, I did not go out. But I've heard that this night is one for the ages. It's second to New Year's, people are saying.

Yeah. Right there. I might even put ahead of it. Really? This is the big night because everybody's home from school. Everybody's home from work. And everybody wants to see each other and see how life has been and show a little gratitude. Because I think Thanksgiving does bring out the best in people.

I think so. Because the word thanks there is in the holiday. Correct. So it sets the tone early for what it's about. And that's what our poems are about later today. Nick also has some bangers for your Thanksgivinggiving holiday uh evening of course get you going what are the tie-ins for the bangers uh well i mean it's obviously thanksgiving themed maybe it's some food maybe it's some family oh he's keeping us guessing i like that a lot it is all about family and

friendship i think that's what a lot of these poems are going to be about uh speaking of friendship i will be calling a broadcast this upcoming weekend on fox sports at noon texas tech baylor yes with a friend of mine aj hawk aj and i had a 35 minute discussion earlier today about the call about what i should expect what i should do and also just aj hawk being hysterical that'll be coming up right around the corner. But first, I do believe you'll be able to gamble on me calling a game. So you can gamble on me calling a game, and you can only do it at one place and one place only,

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and standing right next to him as a chime-in guy, three-man booth guy, a man who's never been to a broadcast boot camp myself pat mcafee with legend on the phone aj hawk what's up aj what's up pat yeah just so you know the texas tech red raiders against the baylor bears uh you knew that in my intro that i didn't know their name there it felt like you knew that yeah yeah of course yep i i tried to draw drag out the uh texas tech so that my brain would think of the name could not come up with it could not come up with it tech football squad i talked to you a little bit this morning about this i'm very intrigued to see how this goes have you ever been in a three-man booth before,

and how do you think it goes for us? Yeah, I've been in. Last year I did a decent amount of three-man booths with Danny Cannell, who a lot of people know. And especially in the college game, man, it can be tough just because they run so many plays. Like if an offense is running 85, 90 plays, there's not a whole lot of time to try to chime in.

So the three-man booth, you got to be on the same page with each other. That's a good thing, though, with you, man. Like, me and you, we'll find a way to make it work. We might not have a ton of time to try to jam our points into the broadcast, but I think it'll be fun. I think we'll finish each other's...

Please finish that. Sentences. You were supposed to finish my sentence right there i thought we were finishing each other's sentences oh no i see i thought you were just about to return it right there i thought see we don't have a lot of time to get the chemistry back after we did an entire podcast last year together for single sunday you don't really talk to me much anymore i facetimed you one time now you so busy, I tried to FaceTime you twice yesterday when the announcement was made. Both times unavailable. Unbelievable, too, by the way.

So I'm trying to get our chemistry back here, but you just can't finish my... No, I'm not playing your game right now. Yesterday, you texted me and said, hey, can you call into my show? And I said, this was 2.40 Eastern. I said, yeah, can you call into my show? And I said, this was 2.40 Eastern.

I said, yeah, if it's in the next 10 minutes because I'm on SiriusXM from 3 until 8 p.m. on Tuesday straight. The longest break is a two-and-a-half-minute commercial break. And so you FaceTimed me like three times at 3.30, at 4.30. And I got to send you a text as I'm on the air. I'm like, bro, do you not get it? What's happening? I was trying to hijack the show. To be honest, I was trying to interrupt. Not that I would do that on Saturday. I have a lot of respect for that booth. I have to get a new suit for the booth. I'm real excited about that. What are you wearing? A suit, full suit?

Yeah, maybe a full suit or I've told you about my stretchy pants I like to wear. Sometimes during the broadcast, I like to take a knee. For some reason, it just makes me feel good. I can't take a knee in my suit pants. They're stretchy, but not stretchy enough. I may have some stretchy tight pants. I'll definitely take a knee if you're sitting next to me. If you take a knee, I might lose my mind in that booth.

I don't know what will be happening on the field, but they better turn my microphone off because I will be losing my... How long are these games? Three hours? Four hours? They could be... Yeah, they'll definitely most likely be three hours. They can run over three, but probably not. I mean, they're running a million plays.

The problem about the college game that you'll see is the clock stops after a first down, just for a little bit, but it can take a long time to to run a quarter uh if they're not really running the ball and they're getting a lot of first downs man it'll it'll stretch it out so this is three hours of an open mic for me absolutely man and that's a good thing to play by play guy sean kelly he'll jump in he'll explain the play and then the floor is ours we get to really explore the space and see what we can do i can't wait to hear your incredible football insight in there and then me with incredible i don't i don't know think about it

think about this that we could possibly be like the college version of tessa torwitten and booger imagine that oh my god imagine if we could get to that level of greatness What do you think you think we could do it well, I'm gonna have to pull a rabbit out of my head, but I think I think you can I mean you're gonna be up in the booth. See, that's what's good, too I don't think you would have agreed to do it if they would have tried to put you down on the field and then like The third guy is like they they want booger to be an analyst, but he's on the field. He's in that Booger mobile. And that's the problem. But if we can't see each other, like you're going to step all over each other. How do you know when to speak?

Well, that's what actually I got a chance to talk to a couple of those guys this weekend. And that was something they did. I asked the same question. And it is difficult because I guess Booger can see Witten, right? because on the tvs that he has but it can't they can't see him it's an interesting it's very interesting hopefully they'll be able to figure it out for it to go into the future and do something well but a mcafee mobile i would have been all about i just want to let you know if they would have offered that i'm all the way the fuck in if i'm on a mcafee mobile like a little mario kart outing down there on the sideline. I mean, that would make sense, especially like why wouldn't they spend like a hundred grand to build a McAfee mobile for a game that's being played at the exact same time as Ohio State Michigan greatest rivalry in all of sports.

That seems like a little bit of a skewed image of what the greatest rivalry in sports is possibly because you are in ohio state colts titans is that the better one oh wow why do you have to take shots at me like that i was just thinking they're you know potentially other ones that are great oklahoma texas is a big one you know that's a little let's get outside of our region maybe stop thinking about wvu pit will come back in maybe penn state pit maybe penn state ohio state but ohio state sees michigan is more of one maybe it's duke north carolina maybe it's the washington wild things the frontier league versus the uh traverse city beach bums which i actually got to play in in the frontier league game you don't know what a big rivalry is you have no idea yeah i mean i guess you're. I need to expand my horizon.

Is West Virginia Pitt, is that really a rivalry game for you? Do you guys get a trophy? It was called the Backyard Brawl. We don't do trophies, though, because we're real. We're not fake over there, but it got... You just have a mountain man carrying a musket. That's okay. It's a mountaineer. You call these games

often? Do you know... No, I don't. Pat, I've not done a West Virginia game. That's a little bit above my pay grade. See, it wasn't always like that. When I got there, whenever I was a freshman, nobody knew us. We had never won a bowl game, nothing like that. A.J. Hawks of the world probably would have called our game.

And then, by the way, you would have done so well on ours. Our West Virginia team probably would have took you right up to the top. You would have been Joe Klott. Oh, hey, look at that. You know what, though? Dana Holgerson, I respect that dude. He's one of my favorite head coaches in all of college football. I hope you've had a chance to speak with him.

He and I had beers one particular evening when I first met him. I haven't talked to him since then. He's got that visor skullet thing going right now, and I love the way he's coaching that team. He owns it, it man that's the thing like he you would think like if you had that skull like all right well obviously visors are they're off the table those are not an option but dana's like no i like visors i don't care and i mean that's the best thing when a guy owns it and is not scared to do it

well gundy so he's a confident you got old gu Gundy out there at Oklahoma State. He's been marketing. He has a very full mullet. That thing is real Kentucky waterfall. Huge business up top party in the back. That thing's awesome. But Dana owning the Scarlet, I think it's a good recruiting tool. I think it's a marketable thing. Yeah, you got to do whatever you can, I guess, to relate to these youngsters. There's a dude uh

i did a utah state game who utah state's actually a really good football team their offensive coordinator pat if you guys look them up sometime obviously you don't i'm sure you won't but he's got really he's got long blonde hair he's kind of like surferish hair he's wearing shades all the time and i think he even said like i don't really like having long hair but for some reason when i go in to recruit these high school kids it's like it gives me like an end they see me and then they see another coach coming it's kind of buttoned up and looks old even though i'm still older they they think i'm like a young dude and they can relate to me and it helps me recruit kids and i was like man that's a genius move i guess that's what holgerson's doing and gundy this is definitely what they're

doing there's no way gundy thinks that thing looks good there's no way he thinks it looks good there's no way dana like looks at it's like this is what i've always wanted granted personally i think the mullet is all the way back i've been trying to grow it my lady won't let me she took fucking scissors to it the one time when i started growing it was a wild move if i could do it i would do it in a heartbeat but i think it's a good marketing thing let's talk about marketing a little bit what do we need to do to get thrusted right into thursday night football this weekend is there any way we potentially just get moved right up the ranks next week oh so if we go from calling the saturday college game to thursday night prime time

nfl game to take joe and troy's job yeah oh i Ooh. I mean, if anybody can do it, we can do it, Pat. I really think so. What do we have to do to get there? Think about it. With your groundswell of support of all of your loyal fans that love everything about you

and that say cuz and cuzzy all the time and sound like douchebags with their parents and friends, I think we have a good chance. I don't know. What do you think? What are you going to... I think a lot of things after what you just said.

How it goes. You need a board. You know what a board is, Pat, for the game? You ever heard that? Board. Speaking of, I'm bored with this conversation because all you're doing is just taking a bunch of bullshit shots at my people. Listen here, cuzzy.

No, not your people. Hold on. I wasn't taking any shots at your people. I was saying because their parents don't understand maybe the world that they're living in, in this Pat McAfee, whatever you call yourself, world. They're not,

they can't relate to their young. Wow. Speaking different languages. What a spin zone that was. You just called me and my people's a douche bag there. You did it. I heard it right there. Okay.

That's how you want to take it. You, you're doing you. I can't offend you you have to be you let yourself be offended that's unbelievable well i am kind of offended i don't know what a board is though i have no idea what a board is that's like a microphone board where i can like mute the the play-by-play guy chop chop in is that what you're talking about well there you do have like a cough button and a talk back that you can talk to your producer but no the board's like the

the two deep that you hold it so you can kind of see it has everybody's number has a little you can write a bunch of stuff on it oh i've seen those i don't do notes normally my thing is no notes you ever see me on tv everybody everybody else has paper in front of them no notes for me no you don't need notes i'm not saying any notes but i could print you out an extra board and bring it if you want i got to get it kinkos again but it but it just has the numbers. So if a guy catches the ball or you're trying to watch a replay and you don't know who the guy is, obviously, you just look down at your board

and you see, okay, number 56, that's the right guard, and you can say his name. That's how you identify people. It's like a coach's play sheet, a call sheet? Yeah, it's basically like a call sheet. It just has all the positions on offensive defense and the two deeps, so you know who you're talking about. If you want to say something about a certain player, you get his name right, and you're not just out there guessing.

Yeah, I probably need one of those. Is Kinko still open? You think you can make a run over to Kinko's and still make that happen? I should be able to get one before I leave i i leave town here friday morning i can bring you one yeah you know the centaur uh painting is still up right behind me in my studio is it still up i've seen what i've seen other stuff it looks like it got moved maybe out of it's not in the same position no it is it's in the same spot it's right behind me it's we're actually selling merch with it on it this today the merch goes up we have a whole new line of

merch by the way up for sale store.patmagvishow.com 20% off everything until Monday at 7 p.m. if we sell 25,000 items somebody will get a for the brand brand AJ but yeah the centaur is right behind me still it's the one of the greatest gifts I've ever received I'm glad that it's uh it's still up yeah believe me I think the uh when I asked my buddy to commission that and told him exactly what I wanted, I feel like he nailed it. It's pretty spot on, man. I feel like you embody

all that is that centaur. Oh, my God. You called me a douchebag just a little bit ago, but now you're motivating me. This is a pretty crazy little rollercoaster of emotions of a friendship here.

I can't wait to get in a booth with you. I know. It's going to be... Yeah, I don't know. How do you see it going? It's going to be, yeah, I don't know. How do you see it going? It's going to be fun. My brother, actually, my oldest brother texted me, I think last night, and he said, oh, hey, that's awesome.

Have you done a game with Pat before? And I said, I don't think Pat's done a game. What do you mean? That is true. Have you ever done any kind of? No. I know you do TV all over the place. You do wrestling.

But have you ever called a game? No. They didn't accept me for that broadcast boot camp that you all go to. All these players that do the broadcast of games and on TV and all the panels, they actually did not accept my resume to get in. I've applied numerous times and got rejected numerous times, so they don't even let me in there. So I have no teach tape, no nothing, nothing at all

except for what I see every single weekend when I watch football games and listen to what each person's saying. I try to do a little bit of research. There's a lot of really terrible ones I try not to learn from, but there are good ones I try to chime in with. But there's not a lot of good three-man booths. There's a lot of terrible three-man booths. So I don't really, I think I'm just going to try to find my own lane.

I'll lay back a little bit, let the smart football guy talk, I'll call my people douchebag, let the play-by-play kind of run his thing, and then I'll just kind of pipe in like a sniper whenever there needs to be a heater every once in a while. No, I think you're going to be awesome. Trust me, the broadcast boot camp, that doesn't do anything to help you calling games. You only do a real, real little bit talking about actually being a color analyst for a game it's more on like every other aspect of broadcasting but the only way to to get better calling games is

to call games just do it you need reps and but with you though you're such a unique guy that i think that's what people want like they don't want you to try to be you know rex ryan like when he first got on tv he tried to be like a tv guy and like no we want you to be Rex. Like be who you are in your press conferences. Be Rex. Like don't try to be buttoned up and all that. And so you've done enough TV, though. You know what you're doing. I think that's why Bucs wants you to do the game.

That's why I'm glad I get to be the guy sharing the booth with you. Aw. Hey, that was really cute there. I thank you for those kind words. I will say this, though. I'm pretty solid at being me in most situations you know what i mean i mean there was a couple handshake kiss the ring situations i had to do in la where i wasn't fully me and it was kind of uncomfortable i had to compliment people

that i didn't want to compliment you get it all right but when i get on um this particular weekend in that booth i'm real excited to let her, I'm real excited to let her fly. I'm real excited to let her fly, see what comes out of my mouth. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing too, especially working for Fox. Fox values personalities over anything else I feel like. There's other things about CBS. They're more of like old school, buttoned up. ESPN, a little bit of both maybe.

But I feel like Fox, out of all the networks, and especially people calling the games, they like people that are personalities. Look at the number one crew. Gus is the most excitable, crazy, play-by-play guy. Play-by-play guys are usually just right down the middle, just presenting the facts, basically.

And Gus is awesome. So that's what Fox likes. So that's why they want you to do this game, man. Do you know this play-by-play guy at all? I do not. I've never done a game with him. I've worked with a lot of different guys. I know he works for what, the Pelicans, the basketball squad? Yup, and also the Saints.

I think he does some stuff for the Saints too. He's down in the bayou, you dyer. He'll be awesome, man. He will. I'm sure he's pumped. We'll talk to him. I'm going to talk to him later this afternoon on the conference call with the Texas Tech coaches.

I don't know if you're jumping on or not, but we'll get to speak with him. And then, yeah, we'll get to hang out with him Friday before the game. And I'm sure he's excited. It's definitely, I'm sure, different than any booth he has ever had for a football game, having myself and you there next to him. I can't wait for that conference call. What time is the conference call? 430 Eastern.

They'll send you an email with dial-in information. Are you really going to join? Yeah, of course. I've been planning for this conference call all day. Who are we talking to? The Texas Tech. What's their team name? What are they?

The War Raiders. There you go. Yep. Texas Tech War Raiders. The Red Raiders. Dude, wreck them. I already know their hashtag, their whole thing. Wreck them.

We're talking to all the Texas Tech War Raiders, dude. Wreck them. I already know their hashtag, their whole thing. Wreck them. We're talking to all the Texas Tech War Raiders. Okay, at 4.30. All of them. Every player, every coach. It's going to be a while. Is that serious right now? Is it like a FaceTime? No, it's not a FaceTime.

We'll talk to their head coach, Cliff Kingsbury. Of course, man. And then Gibbs and Kevin Johns, their O&D coordinators. What are you going to ask them, just so I know going in, what type of questions I should have ready to ask? Kingsbury, and then Gibbs and Kevin Johns that are OND coordinators. What are you going to ask them, just so I know going in, what type of questions I should have ready to ask? Honestly, I might ask Cliff. I had Cliff on my podcast a couple years ago, and he was awesome.

I want to know. I might ask Cliff. I might be like, Cliff, so do you have any idea about this crew that is broadcasting your game that you're trying to become bowl eligible and the shenanigans that are going to be happening up in the booth during your time where you're trying to hang on to your job and justify keeping your gig that is your dream job. I want to see what he says to that.

And I'll follow up, Cliff. Is there anything you'd like me to say during the broadcast that maybe a booster is listening or watching that might save your job? Follow up. Hey, for real. Honestly, he would love it. I mean, you don't have to say might save your job follow-up hey for real for honestly he would love it i mean you don't have to say to save your job but just say like yeah what yeah that's honestly do it that's all they care about like the good the smart coaches they know how to work with the

media to make them look good and to make everything about them and a follow-up thing though about follow-up to the follow-up cliff i see that your first name is cliff with a k and your last name is kingsbury with a k did you ever think that if your parents named you cliff kevin kingsbury that would be pretty tough to sell later in life the question is what is his middle name i don't know it's thomas it's timothy i just looked it up it's timothy which is my dad's name which is a real shame i was really hoping it was like kevin or something it would be great if he was cliff kevin kingsbury i did never i never thought about that i guess it's common sense that the k's were kind of off the list when you're thinking of middle names if

you have your the first and last name already picked out for him i've been watching a lot of documentaries for a lot of people that'd be a dream name just want to let you know there's a lot of bad bad white people out there aj i did not know dude there's um there's one on netflix about the the aryan nation or whatever and i had no idea they're a small like in relative to population they're a very small group of humans but boy they're a terrible batch of white people that i did not know still exist on this world they're very it's a small group there's like 200 of them basically and the thing that we're talking about but they're they do some terrible i had no idea they still existed i'm being serious when i say it was very naive of

me to think that that that level of stupidity still exists but there's like a good two three hundred of them down here in Georgia still running around with all these torches and shit. Wow. I didn't know, yeah, I didn't know they still existed. I thought, yeah, there's some, you know,

weird hillbillies that may have some racist thoughts or whatever. I didn't know they're actually... Yeah, they still gather. Yeah, they still gather. They have an email list to a newsletter.

Yeah, that was a big, that was a big part of the documentary was this first lady of the documentary was the this first lady of the i forget what they call themselves the knights of something the first lady sends out all the emails it's a big job it's a big job she's she's front line of recruiting for the uh the racist white people the first lady so she's the the wife of the head man whatever his name is well he wouldn't get married to her because he doesn't want to appear soft.

So she was just girlfriend. So I don't. I'm telling you. I am so deep in documentaries on Netflix. I know a lot more about these weird subcultures than I should. I'm being serious when I say that. But it all adds to the stand-up bits, though. All adds to the stand-up bits.

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Is it motivational? No, absolutely not. If it's a corporate speech, that's a motivational speech. I know it. You just lied to me. I would like to hear your motivational speeches, though. What do you go with? If someone is motivated by something I say, maybe, but no. I'm the anti-motivational

speech. Bro, I did the anti-motivational speaker. Bro, I did a pregame show last week in Blacksburg, Virginia, and they had me give a – they wanted me to look at the camera and give a pep talk to the UAB Blazers playing Texas A&M. And I told the producer going on my K-Man, like, that's not really my thing. Like, I hate pep talks. I disagree with them. I don't think they do anything. I disagree with pep talks i disagree with them i don't think they do anything i disagree with and no joke he was like well he luckily he was really cool and he showed me one that this guy

they had in studio does and the guy's really good he's animated whatever the complete opposite of what i would be you've got to be a bumblebee i basically told him i was like all right well yeah i'll do it let Let's do it. Whatever. And I just gave a short anti-pep talk, basically, to the UAB Blazers. Just saying how dumb pep talks are. These are stupid. You should be offended that they're having me do this. Why would you need this?

You guys are 9-1. You're a good team. You don't need a pep talk, so get me out of here. This is dumb. Sorry. Bye. That's all I had to do. It was terrible terrible so you did

give them a pep talk though you said you guys don't need this you guys are so good you should have faith in yourself there's not a guy who's got incredibly good looks and great hair who went to ohio state and played for the packers and now is on television wearing makeup there's nothing that guy can say that makes your team a better team this is stupid you guys are a great squad already get out there and do your thing. I'm done with this. That's what you said. That's a pep talk, what you just gave. You just gave them a pep talk. Yeah, I guess it turns

into that, but you, through your vision, it sounds much better, so maybe I should have brought you down, but I haven't. That's another thing. I am a motivator. You said wear makeup. I don't wear makeup, but the play-by-play guys I work with with they bring their own little thing and they put their own makeup on there's not makeup people there at least the crews i've worked on what are you gonna do are

you thinking you're gonna bring your own no i'm spray tanning i think friday morning that's all the makeup i need just put a little tan on this irish skin makes me look damn good on 4k who's gonna who's gonna spray tan i got this company got, not a company, a small business here in Indianapolis. I walk in. They know the deal. I want dark tint. Make me black real quick. And then we go out there and really make it good.

Okay. You're not allowed to do that in 2018. We just had Halloween. You know you can't do that. Megan Kelly lost her gig for asking that question of why. What a dumbass, bro. What a dumbass, bro. What a dumbass. I had the question, but they just used that as an excuse to get rid of her

because they didn't like her and her ratings were awful. And she still got paid 69 mil, though, right? She won in that whole thing. I mean, she got a bad rap there for a long time, which is probably not a bad rap. It is a very stupid question. But she's now a professional golfer, probably. She's just getting paid 69 million

probably to golf on a daily basis well she should go back to fox news now right that's what she especially was i know tucker carlson tucked her and took her spot and drove the ratings up even higher so maybe maybe they put her on before tucker i'm assuming that she pissed off people at fox too whenever she went to nbc i'm assuming she might just be done if i have 69 million dollars in the bank by the way i i don't want to say that i uh am a guy that would disappear but i think i'm going ahead getting an andrew luck peyton manning flip phone going to an island i don't know if you ever fucking see me again if i get 69 yeah you will man you say that you say that all the time hold on hey hey everybody hey aq shipley's facetime you're in a hold on do you know him

yeah aq Hey, hey, hey, AQ Shipley's FaceTime. You're in a hold on. Do you know him? Yeah. AQ. You want a podcast? Yeah, I'm actually interviewing AJ Hawk right now. He's on here. He can hear you. Hey, I hear you guys are going to be analysts this weekend. Yeah, we're analyzing a lot of shit, man.

AJ's going to do a lot of the analyzing and I'm just probably going to be piping in with one liners. Who's he got this weekend? Hey, who do you think's going to win, AJ? Between Tech and Baylor? Well, if Tech's starting quarterback plays, they should definitely light it up, but if not, who knows, man. I didn't hear a single thing.

Well, yeah, because he's on a FaceTime. He's in my headphones. He said he thinks if Tech's quarterback's there playing, Tech's going to light it up. But just for future reference, I don't like to predict games that I'm calling. It's kind of my standard, so I won't be able to give you an answer.

Oh, okay. You're Herbstreet. Yeah, me and Herbie kind of the same way. We don't want to really put any negative vibes into the air. We just want to see a good, hard-fought game between student-human athletes. Student-humans first, athletes third.

Alright, well, go enjoy your interview. Call me later. Do you want to say anything to AJ? Do you guys know each other? No, I played against him. Was he dirty? Was AJ dirty? Great player. Great player. At Ohio State and in the NFL. Great player.

Did you guys ever really get into it any cte cause for either of you by either of you i don't think so i don't think so i don't believe in ct hey aj that guy's one of the dumbest guys in history i don't know how well you know aq i don't know him well i've known of him i know of him and iest guys in history. I don't know how well you know AQ. I don't know him well. I've known of him. I know of him, and I've played against him. I don't know him personally, but I know I've heard him on your show, and the more I hear of him, the more I like that dude.

AJ, he is a guy that is a lunatic for sure, an absolute lunatic, but a hilarious one. You also saw Pat Anger echo our chimes, yours specifically, of not letting a dude spray water in your mouth oh i love pat i've been saying that forever man and that's that's something i i told my wife um man i don't know if it was during it was before or after pat but yeah like i knew there's no way anyone's ever i'm never i'd get offended if they tried to act like they wanted to squirt water in my mouth my good buddy who's trainer, used to try to joke and try to get me during a game.

I'd time out, and I would smack the bottle out of his hand and try to fight him on the field. And I told my wife, like, probably the most proudest thing I am about from my career from second grade on is that I never laid on the field once, hurt, and never let anyone squirt water in my mouth. I'm like, other than that, I don't care. But that's two things I'm very proud of. it is tough to watch guys just let other people spray the blood like you you're so tired you can't just grab the thing and spray it you're so tired that

you can't squeeze a bottle in your some person who makes a living trying to make everybody's life a little bit better these these water boys that people talk about these people have 14 hour days during the season trying to get people right with STEM, rehab, and everything like that. These guys and girls get yelled at by the GMs because players are hurt that they didn't hurt. They're getting yelled at by players for making them sit out. These water boys that you speak of, their lives are terrible. And then they've got to squeeze water into people's mouths. That's unbelievable and well

it's a growing trend too it's happening more and more i'm sure it happens in high school now and man that i urge any high school coach that hears this like do not start that early with those kids like can you imagine the entitlement that you get if you're a 15 year old kid and you have some trainer squirting water in your mouth like there's no hope for that kid he has no chance moving forward the only time anything should get squirted in your mouth is if you're doing you know obviously non-sexual related we're talking about non-sexual related is if you're at a bar and they ring a bell or a siren and they tell you to get up to the bar and a little person comes sprinting out of the wall with a bottle of whatever tequila vodka anything like that and is just pouring it into people's mouths while running down the bar i recommend that by the way i'm not against that

at all i've done that on numerous occasions at a bar in pittsburgh the little person was from my high school he was a legend rest in peace to his beautiful soul he passed away not sure if they still do it but that is something you can definitely allow to get dumped down your throat, I think. Yeah, of course. Anything with alcohol in it, I think, is allowed. But, yeah, definitely not. Like, on the field in front of people, in front of cameras,

where millions of people are possibly watching, like, that's the ultimate disrespectful move. I know trainers don't feel disrespected by it because I would talk to them all the time. When I was in Cincinnati, I remember talking to the trainers. They would be walking around going up and down the line during practice trying to squirt water. I'd be like, hey, no, get out of there.

What are you doing? Stop offering that dude water. Just hold it for him in front of his hand and he can grab it if he wants it. But do not put that in front of his face. That shouldn't be your first offer, to squirt it in his mouth. It doesn't work like that. You work with us. it doesn't work like that. Like you work with us. You don't work for us.

So stop doing that stuff, man. I don't know who started, but I did. Oh, it makes me crazy. I would love to. That's a motivational speech, by the way. You just gave another motivational speech. You work with us, not for us. That's motivation.

Look at you just being all types of motive. You're like the next fucking Lou Holtz out there with your motivation. Oh my God. Okay. Well, I was thinking about when I told Doug Gottlieb, who was the host of the show I was working on, I was like, what if I thought about doing like a Lou Holtz impression for my pep talk?

What do you think? He's like, I don't think that would go over real well. Listen, tonight you're a bumblebee. Bumblebees' bodies are way too big for the size of their wings. They should not be able to fly. It's a scientific fact that bumblebees should not be able to go off the ground. But tonight you're a bumblebee. You're outweighed, you're outmatched, but you will fly tonight like a bumblebee.

Tonight you make magic. How about the magic trick he did with the newspaper that one time? He ripped up the newspaper and then he folded it. And then by the end of it, it was a whole newspaper again lou holtz is fucking legendary yeah he is he does that newspaper trick about 220 times a year at all his speaking gigs i know that much that dude makes cash now okay interesting sentence you just put there because it was a slap at lou holtz for using his same hacky thing and then you complimented him at the end for how much cash he makes so i don't know how i feel about what you just said about lou holtz well yeah good i'm glad you don't know how to feel was it a shot

at lou holtz or a compliment at lou holtz right there aj i don't know it's however you interpret it i'm just putting stuff out there my things out there just stating facts uh i can't wait for saturday with you you're the man have a great thanksgiving happy thanksgiving do you want to say happy thanksgiving anybody or is that kind of anti your thing too who else is in there who else is in the office with you right now uh everybody's in the office at some some point scattered around though we got a big merch deal going on so there's a lot of panic happening right now in the office oh happy thanksgiving to everybody in the office over there at heartland radio and maybe to you well that means a lot a few hundred thousand people listening to you could have maybe

said happy thanksgiving to them but that's not your thing that's not your thing give it i'm not pandering let me pay her to the crowd hey i'll give a round of applause for all the troops and the firefighters out there? Everybody that's going through any struggles right now and all the sick kids in America. I want to give you guys, I'm giving you a standing ovation right now. You can't see me, but I just appreciate everything you do for us. Not once did you wish them a happy Thanksgiving, though. So that's pretty interesting. Yeah, I've just got to really pander.

Let me pander to every single possible group I can, Pat. We'll come on the air like that. All right, I'll see you at the press conference at 4.30 at the conference call. No press conference is happening today, but yeah, I'll be there. Do you see what we just did? We just finished each other's... others I'm not your dancing monkey all right hey hook them. War Raiders. See you later. The ending of that interview might be the greatest ending to do an interview in a long time.

I think so. I honestly think it is. Yeah. Because it was coming full circle. He finished my first sentence, Ty. Yep. And then he refused to finish my second sentence because he said, I'm not your dancing monkey. He's the best best i'm so lucky i'm in there with him honestly i don't think there's anybody else i'd rather call a game

it's gonna be awesome as a human i i've i've talked with aj hawk for new like probably 15 16 hours long intimate conversation long conversations oh yeah and now we're gonna be into boof and i don't know how to say this but i am just gonna make that thing a show like i don't know if they know that i have no idea what their expectations are for the three man booth situation but i'm gonna make that thing a show there i ain't no x's and no's i'm here for the show do you draw on the screen what's that no you don't be able to draw on the screen absolutely and you well i'm hey bob ross up in the mother i'm gonna draw some happy little trees out there 12 o'clock on fs1 saturday right noon fs, FS1 Saturday, Texas Tech Baylor live from Jerry World, which I'm probably not allowed to say if I had to guess.

The Jerry World live. It's going to be a lot of fun, though. Michigan, Ohio State will happen again. Yeah, this won't. This will probably never happen. You know, navigating negotiations with companies that are mainstream networks that allow you to be in a third-man booth or maybe let you on TV and things like that can be very complicated and confusing.

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has written. Is that proper? Yeah. Prepared. Composed. Authored. Written. All those things.

I would like to hear them. I don't think we play music in the background. I think we just kind of let them meet. We'll go around the room. And from our small business to all of you listening, we're very thankful. And here is some poems from the group, starting with Todd McComas. This Thanksgiving, I'm

thankful for the following stuff. It's in no particular order, because the draft is rough. I'm thankful for Sarah Josefa Hell. She wrote Mary Had a Little Lamb. And a letter addressed to President Lincoln, expressing her love for smoked turkey and ham.

We need a new holiday, she wrote. One where we show thanks instead of greed. We'll have food and drinks with family and friends. Sounds like a good-ass time, old Abe Lincoln agreed. A new holiday was born, and the response was merry. Hooray, the crowd shouted. We can finally get rid of all this fucking cranberry. We've been stuck piling it for decades

and storage isn't free. The only people buying it now are senior citizens having issues when they pee. It's tough. But we should add something to the law was the P.S. at the end of her letter.

No politics should be spoken at dinner. That'll help ensure that families get along better. But Lincoln failed to read to the end which means that last part was dumped. Now we have to stomach the shouting because Cousin Ian and Grandpa don't agree about Trump.

So I'm thankful for Sarah Hell. She's responsible for this special Turkey Day. A holiday without gifts means times with family, but no one has to pay. Except for Cousin Ian, who can't keep his liberal lips still. He really pissed off Grandpa

so now he's been cut out of the will. He was counting on that money to pay off his student loan debt and catch up with his bookie because he lost his ass on bad bets. He had to get a new identity and move away to a whole new town. He was down like 30 large.

If he stayed here, he'd end up in the ground. Last I heard, he ended up in Alaska, but it's been eight years since his voice was heard. Dead or alive, it doesn't matter.

Thanksgiving's are way better now without that whiny-ass turd. Got him. Let's go. A Thanksgiving poem. You're here. You're here. Ian didn't deserve that.

As soon as I heard you take a shot at Ian, I knew the poem was turning. That's why I started dying laughing. I think that was the only way. It was a very loud reaction by me. It did take a ride there. He was going, going, going, and then he took that first shot at Ian. I was like, well, here we go. Thank you, Todd.

That was incredible. You're welcome. Thank you. Now from Plum High School whose teachers are striking because they don't teach good. Respect. Love a good strike. From Holiday Park, he has a good beard. He's a degenerate.

Ladies and gentlemen, at Diggs with a Z. My assignment was a poem. Shouldn't be too hard. Might be so good you see it on a card. I'm here to tell you some things that I'm thankful for. One is having this job that makes me slightly less

poor. I'm thankful for eating wings in bed and erotic actresses who are on BornHeb giving head. Also for a nice fast buck hangover pizza and that I am not from the Bosnian town Srebrenica. Oh my God, you have no idea what sleep means to me.

I love it almost as much as a credit card with a low APR fee. No idea what I would do without TV and movies. Life would be terrible. I might as well shoot me. I could never leave out the black and the gold. Gambling is bad for you, a tale I was never told. Backdoor covers and hammering me over. Football was my religion, not Passover.

Old fashions and T.O.'s, you can't beat those. And the vape pen at night has me feeling so right. Oh shit, goddamn, my computer just fucking froze. We're back. Oh shit, I almost forgot my Zans. I think that's it. Just kidding. Most thankful for the fans.

Last and certainly least, I'm thankful for my work. Amigos, to any of their funerals, you sure won't see Migos. Movies and shoot me. To any of their funerals, you sure won't see Migos. Is that it? Yeah, that's it. Movies and shoot me. Amigos and Migos.

Pizza and what? What's the town? The Bosnian town, Srebrenica. Of course. Of course. Incredible rhyming there. Thank you. The teachers.

Teachers should be paid more there at Plum High School. They really should. Another Mustang from Plum High School. They really should. Another Mustang from Plum High School hockey fan, optimist Nick Marano. Thank you. Above all others this year, this great day ranks. The day to stay humble, the day to give thanks. Thankful for Bailey, thankful for Todd.

The McComas family makes mine feel less odd I'm thankful for Foxy his wizardly editing skills thankful for Connor his voice so terribly shrill thankful for Ty who sacrifices his sleep so your ears stay blessed each and every week I'm thankful

for Zito his magical grin thankful for Diggs my paisano kin thankful for Philito, his magical grin. Thankful for Diggs, my paisano kin. Thankful for Phil. Not really, but you get it. I only put him on here since he handles our checks. Won't let us forget it. And certainly thankful for you, Pat, who gave us all a chance to work for the greatest small business on earth and cause you a huge pain in the ass.

And finally, to the listeners, I beg. Let's eat, let's drink, and celebrate. Thanks to you all for caring what bullshit we say, keeping up with us, tuning in every day. It's been a ride thus far, and though we here ain't done yet, raise a glass to the Pat McAfee Show family. It's the best you can get.

Yay! Hear, hear, Frankie! I like this part. You're good at it. Yeah, you are. I can't wait to hear what you're about to say. From Chicago, a real wordsmith, a high IQ man,

Viva Lazzino. To take a hike, or not take a hike, that is the question. I'm thankful for Pat and the boys. When our brains are worked together, it brings the noise. I'm happy they accepted a guy from Illinois. I'm always thankful for the Twitch stream. Even though Pat thinks it's a money scheme, it's not, I promise you.

But make sure to follow at twitch.tv backslash the Pat McAfee show. And let's watch it grow. Oh! Bars! Let's go! Bars! That a boy, Cito! Grow!

Pat McAfee show! Yeah, you saw that? No! Oh! Okay, I think Ty's is probably going to be very good and also Connor's too. Connor, you had a writing degree or something? I've dabbled in the arts of writing, yes.

I did see a video from you in college though that you sent to us. I assume your college career was one you took very serious. Yeah, honestly. Just a major, I think. Is it my turn? Is it my turn to go here? I don't know.

Let's send it back to the booth. To the booth? To the booth? To the booth, yeah. To the booth. Me, AJ, and Sean Kelly. Good coverage down there on that field. I'm going to be on one knee for this one like AJ will. AJ Hawk said he's going to take a knee in the middle of the game.

That's his thing. Wow. He said he gets comfortable when he's talking on his knee. Oh, I didn't like the piss. I thought he had the piss. Probably that as well. I can't wait to hear my reaction. I can't wait to hear what I say live on his knee. Oh, like the piss? I thought he had the piss. Probably that as well. I think, I can't wait to hear my reactions.

I can't wait to hear what I say live on the broadcast. I wonder if he brings his piss jug. Remember that thing he keeps under his desk? Yeah, it's weird kind of thinking about it. You're probably going to need that, by the way. Nah, nah. A piss jug. My bladder knows when it's showtime. Oh, you guys can share.

It knows. My bladder knows when it's showtime. I would share a piss bottle with AJ. I'd probably just go right in that hole without even feeling anything if I had to guess by the way. I assume AJ's got a Grand Canyon type Are you going or not, Foxy?

I was just waiting on you. Sorry. From Michigan. He went to Michigan State. He claims to have known nothing about the doctors up there. Correct? This is true. He's a video editing hero from Michigan for the small biz, Evan Foxey. Thank you,

Pat. Also single. Yeah. Very. Could mingle, too. These are all options. Has it, but could. The potentials are the ability. I'm worried that people could potentially think that he doesn't maybe have a penis.

He's got a penis. He could mingle. Even on Thanksgiving, we're going to do this. Well, this is the day before Thanksgiving. No, this is coming out on Thanksgiving, though. I would never say this to you on Thanksgiving. Okay. I said this to you.

I would like to preface this in the show that I said this yesterday. All right, all right, all right. Foxy, you didn't deserve that. Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Here's my poem. You did not deserve that.

We'll edit that out. Yeah. Roses are red. Yes. Violets are blue. I work for a small business. We're idiots. It's true.

True. Zito and Diggs with brains oh so bright. And good old Nick Miraldo. Golly. He is such a delight. Don't forget Boston Connor. The loudest of them all And our good old Uncle Todd

He's old as balls And then there's Ty Schmidt His Gruden is a hit And of course Pat McAfee He's the captain of our ship There's nothing more important Than the fans of this show I hope you have an amazing day

cheers to you all yo I did that last one I did that last one while the show was going on I was going to end it with a shit but then I was like I need to say something about the fans but the thing about Fox you literally have to edit videos all day

so there's no time for you to write a poem. Zero, yeah. I literally just finished it. You did great there, Foxy. Thank you. That was good. Thanks, guys. For those of you that don't know,

the only time Foxy really gets out of his hole is during these shows. Yeah. You guys didn't even ask me to come in. I just saw you were in here. So, yeah, that's where we're at. No, no, no. That is not...

I know, I know, I know. That is not true. I know And that is not true I mean I could We were gonna wait for you We didn't wanna interrupt you Yeah we can literally see his hole From right here Yeah yeah

He's right next to us You were making a video For a 12 o'clock sale From 12pm on Thanksgiving Till 7pm on Cyber Monday Yep yep That's what I was doing Store.patmanforshow.com

There it is Zito what's the website? Store.patmanforshow.com Nailed it Also while we're here You can become a member of the pub We have pub shirts coming out I know store.patmagnificioshow.com there it is Zito what's the website store.patmagnificioshow.com nailed it also while we're here you can become a member of the pub we have pub shirts coming out

I know it's a good push here they're not bad either become a member of the pub buy a pub shirt I'm not buying one until one certain thing happens they're not bad

they're unbelievable what needs to happen until pub cat's dead I'm not buying a shirt whoa whoa fuck that cat whoa

because of its twitter account or because of it in real life? Real life. Really? What happened? He gave Nick pink eye. No, no. Not true. Fake news.

Maybe mange, but not pink eye. Hey, look. I can take slander on the pub. Do not slander Pub Cat. All right, Diggs? We'll see. Are you a cat fan now? Huh?

You are. We bought him treats last night. I saw you at the Petco or whatever. It was so cool. Pub Cat liked it. Treats? We'll see. Are you a cat fan now? Huh? You are. We bought him treats last night. I saw you at the Petco or whatever. It was so cool. Pub Cat liked it. Treats? Oh, yeah. I gave him the whole thing.

I gave him until it wasn't a dish. Did you get the nip? No, no. I got him tuna bites. Why do you hate the cat? I don't know. It just looks like I'd hate it. All right, Diggs.

Thank you for that. I wouldn't say this tomorrow on Thanksgiving No, yes, the day before He doesn't like your cats You think he's gonna like some strange, feral Malnutrition creature I like the one that hides That one's more like pub cat than any of the other ones

Nova? Nova came from the streets I like Nova Teddy steals my water, so fuck Teddy Dude, Teddy last night hijacked all of Sam's plate. I never seen anything like it. He put his paw on the plate and dragged it

to the other side of the table right in front of us. It was only a matter of time. I literally was just watching it happen. Sam turned back around and she's like, what's going on?

He's moved it from there all the way over here. He's evolving. It's incredible. And then every once in a while he'd stop and lick his paw to see if he even likes the taste. And he'd be like, yeah, I do. And then continue to drag the thing. It was awesome.

This morning, he was loud, too. He was not happy. Somebody needed to give him something. I don't speak his language yet. We talk. Yeah. But I don't know what he's yelling about every morning. I have no idea.

I tried to give him water this morning. Nope. I try to give him some catnip. Hey, here's some drugs. Nope. Isn't that the worst when you know your animal wants something, but you don't know what it is? It's unbelievable. It's like, just talk, bro. Val will look at things that she wants. She'll give me like, hey, I gotta take a shit.

What? She'll be like, you fucking get up. I'm'm sorry let's go take care of that bladder valve i'm becoming a huge animal person obviously but i i really am starting to get why people are animal people if that makes sense i never really had add this why i don't watch any movies or anything i never had the time just to hang out i'm starting to get why animals are they're so appreciative once you feel that love you're all in bro when i got home from la sam obviously very excited to see me but i could hear val's tail hitting off of the wall from like the other side i was like oh my god this is this

thing really enjoys would you say val likes you or sam more she likes sam more because sam saved her so she knows that but i am i am definitely somebody that she has taken a kin to there for she actually she does like me like she'll like she'll literally like nose in and like cuddle me every morning like oh this dog oh this is so cute and then he's goddamn cats meowing at me all the time it's awesome that's what i'm thankful for oh that's nice it's a good thing it's Thanksgiving I was saying that tomorrow by the way Yeah yeah Be thankful for sure The mean stuff we said The foxy that he did not deserve

You did not deserve that Hey You did not deserve that I don't know if that makes me feel better At this point though No it does It should It should

We're acknowledging Yeah True Very true You know what I mean It'd be different if you deserved it So when I listen to this tomorrow I should feel a lot better

Because you guys said it Yeah yeah yeah Maybe listen to like 3X though So it a lot better because you guys said it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe listen to like 3X, though. So it's kind of quick. Yeah. Like that section. I didn't know people actually did that, though.

Yeah, I learned that people do that this weekend, by the way. People tell me they listen to my show on 2X. I'm like, what do I sound like there? I couldn't even fathom. That's wild. I couldn't even fathom. I couldn't even fathom what I sound like. Maybe I sound like this.

We're going to do this shit in one breath, all right? One breath. Pause that real quick. Couldn't even fathom what I sound like. Maybe I sound like this. One breath. Pause that real quick. Do you think there's an ability to turn a podcast to a 4X and have me sound like this? Go ahead and press play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is logic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How insane was that?

How fucking insane is that? I stumbled across that the other evening while on some vitamins. It was just playing. I think it might have been on the plane, actually. I just had a headset on, and I'm just sitting there listening and all of a sudden that that song showed up somehow on a playlist because whenever you play your own playlist they'll cycle in other songs too i've been learning this it's like playlist radio or something like that and this song came on and i think i might have been like half asleep almost i was like half asleep and then all of a sudden he's like uh are you guys ready? And somebody said, yeah. And I think it like woke me

up. And then all of a sudden it was like, I was like, whoa. And I just like, I looked at my, I like paused immediately, looked at my phone and I was like, what the fuck was that? Who is it? And it was Logic. And I was very impressed. I don't think I've been in Wale's on that song. And I met Mr.

Whale himself this weekend at the WWE thing. Oh, did you? Yeah, he dapped me up. Good for Whale. Gave me a full dap song. And I met Mr. Wale himself this weekend at the WWE thing. Oh, did you? Yeah, he dapped me up. Good for Wale. Gave me a full dap up. And I said, why is my name Wale? But they keep saying whale. And he said, I appreciate your love.

G, called me a G, dap up, and then walked away. I had my gold Air Force's on. Respect. I wonder if Mr. Wale knows who I am. Respect. I wonder if he knows. Is he a huge WWE guy? We saw him at WrestleMania, too. He has Wale-a-mania.

Wale-a-mania. He has something like that every WrestleMania. He has a huge show. He's a big WWE fan. He was just running around, too, sitting wherever the fuck he wanted. And there was that other guy, Ray Shrumman Sway Lee or something. He was wearing a see-through shirt. Yeah.

It was suspect. It was a see-through dress shirt. Oh, suspect. It was a see-through dress shirt. It was a see-through dress shirt. He was right there, right in front of us, with this big, tall, white guy who was his manager, I guess, who knew our agents. Everybody knew each other. He was taking selfies of himself.

He just bought a belt. He was into it, though. It was awesome to see. It was good for the WWE. Let's get back to these posts Okay By the way That's a talent what that dude did there Yeah

Highly talented Do you think it's the 4X thing Or do you think he actually did it He said one breath I think he did it Now he said are you ready And we said yeah So he wouldn't lie to us

No no no no No logic wouldn't lie No not logic No It wouldn't be logical No no no it wouldn't Tie your own This Thanksgiving It's clear It wouldn't be logical. No, it wouldn't. Tie your own.

This Thanksgiving, it's clear I've got a lot to be thankful for, although writing this poem was quite the chore. It's on me. My Packers fucking stink, and that is no lie, but on the bright side, today we all get to smash mashed taters and pumpkin pie. I've been waiting for this meal for the past several weeks, but I'm afraid I'm going to need to wear a diaper to prevent any leaks. I'm spending the rest of the week in Beantown and not here with the boys,

and for that I'd like to thank our leader under who I'm employed. It's punishment, bud. I'd also like to give thanks for being in good health. Hopefully I stay that way while heading back east to the Commonwealth. This holiday season, be thankful for what you have and avoid all the crap. And if your family sucks this year, say fuck it, go AWOL and take a nap. So rejoice. It's Thanksgiving, one of the best days of the year. Nothing but NFL games and copious amounts of ice cold beer.

Keep it in perspective that you've got things pretty good and others don't have such good luck. After all, you could be a Packers fan and be stuck with Mike McCarthy, that incompetent fat fuck. He didn't deserve that. He didn't deserve that. He got quite a shot there, McCarthy. Hey, all the Packers fans are turning on that guy, huh?

Oh, yeah. Not just you. No. I've wanted him gone for the last four years. You think Aaron Rodgers has turned on him? Yeah. I don't think Rodgers has liked him for a while now, but he's too much of a stand-up guy to bury him to the media.

Hopefully that'll change. Imagine he gets up there. We all saw it. I did pretty good. Scheme's probably just a little bit better on the other side of the sideline. Other side of the field there. His stats are pretty good this year. 19 touchdowns, one interception.

Aaron Rodgers? Yeah. 103 rating. Wow. And they are 4, 5, and 1. And there's people talking about how they shouldn't have paid him 100 mil. There's people trolling on the internet. It's absurd.

Absurd. He's doing something really cool, too, by the way. Retweet for good. His thing. State Farm's donating another mil if you do it. Nice. Yeah, he's doing cool shit right now. Yes.

Butte Strong. Yes. That was the community college he went to. Okay. Yeah, he's doing cool shit right now. Yes. Butte Strong. Yes, that was the community college he went to. Okay, so Butte, Montana also where Evel Knievel, Colt Anderson, and the guy who killed someone, Ben Lauder, from. Yes. So that's when I saw the Butte Strong thing,

I was like, well, wait a minute. And then I listened. I was like, oh, that must be a county up there, but it's a college? I think it's a county too, but that's the community college he went to before Cal. That's good shit out of Aaron Rodgers. Wouldn't expect anything else? Nope. Here's a college. I think it's a county too, but that's the community college you went to before Cal. That's good shit about Aaron Rodgers. Wouldn't expect anything else.

Nope. Here's a guy from Boston. A lot of things were said about him on a regular basis. Can't wait to hear what he has to say in a rhythmic poem fashion. Thank you, Pat. Boston Connor. This poem is titled The Night Before Thanksgiving by Charles Chester Campbell.

Okay, so you're saying this yesterday. Yeah, yesterday. This is yesterday. Okay, that's're saying this yesterday. Yeah, yesterday. This is yesterday. Okay. That's my poetry name. On the night before... What's your poetry name? Charles Chester Campbell.

Very good. Informally known as the Three Cs. Chuck E. Cheese Campbell. Similar. Nope. Similar, they'd say. Son of Stephen? Son of Stephen.

Here we go On the night before Thanksgiving With Indiana winter glooming The pub was bright as ever Lots of booze was looming Dressed to the nines we got ready to roll Thanksgiving tomorrow then The North Pole

Oh Christmas Foxito and I opened the pub with a shout The time was coming to be out and about Piano bar was the spot Oh, Christmas. a big pumpkin pie. The night continued as we downed our beers while calm, not expecting the round of shots I ordered. Vegas bomb. One after another I thought Zito's mom was getting I was like, not today. That's not me, that's Nick.

One after another we drank the Royale and the Red Bull but we needed a little food to get back into our skull. Downtown Indy we went went fox called an uber with a flick kilroy's on meridian we all wanted some bread stick down went the food and more beers as well we were all heading for darkness the waitress could tell zito got us in a car and on our way home we needed it anyways more vitamins to to the dome. Back to the pub, pumped for the morning to say the least. Ready for Thanksgiving tomorrow.

A true McAfee feast. Now here's my PP, which is similar to the PS in the letter community. PP's post poem. Be thankful. Okay, respect the post poem. It's legit. Respect the PP. Thank you.

Respect the PP. See, my PP is a personal protector on a punt team. Okay, yeah. Which is my pee-pee. Oh, sorry. Charles Chester Campbell's pee-pee. Of course. Post poem.

Got it. Be thankful for football. I am for Bill and Tom. Not to mention a Black Friday sale at store.patmcadyshow.com. Come on. Come on. Zito, your mom made it through there twice. I know.

I'm so happy. She doesn't deserve it. She made it through there twice. I know. I'm so happy. She makes it through a lot of things twice. Oh. There it is. See, that's my fault. All right, in from me. You guys all did a great job there, by the way. Thank you.

A little homework for the boys. I'm excited for that. It's a Turkey Day thanks to the listeners of the year, allowing us weekly to penetrate your ears is every show a heater not quite but you didn't stick with us like white on rice we had a couple moments that had us like wow like when dan patrick said his life back then Is like our life Now That was wild

It was real wild That was a really wild moment I was getting like real chills there I was like so I'm gonna be like you Dan I'm probably fucking right We are a true family in a couple interesting spots With moments of Pure stupidity And brilliance like Zito's thoughts true family in a couple interesting spots with moments of pure

stupidity and brilliance like Zito's thoughts Boston Connors joined the team he's funny and he's loud also welcomed Gator I'm sure his dad's really proud I'm lucky to be surrounded by such a great squad

their abilities to do it all. I truly applaud. This is me clapping for you guys. Thank you. You guys in here. Thanks, you too. When we started blogging there for a little bit before we had to redo our website,

I was really impressed by the way you guys did that. You guys do a lot of really good stuff. Thanks, buddy. I applaud. That was me. And it was also the only word that rhymes with squad. To everybody listening, we're in this together and like the mighty mighty ducks we fly in any weather oh yeah so i hope your turkey is great and the drinks are flowing well what will we be doing next year you ask only time will tell let's continue to enjoy each other's company and hang like a

canopy the mcafee mafia i'm truly lucky to be a part of this family cheers thanksgiving reading we thank you all so so much we thank you all so so much and with that we'd like to send it over to DJ Frankie Marotto On the ones and twos this Thanksgiving With some Thanksgiving heaters to hold you over your hangover And make it into Black Friday Hey How's your son? He made the team this year. I did. Oh.

It's not goo. Goo is not reality. Okay. Goo is what you need. Where am I going? This is family business. And this is for the family that can't be with us. Family.

Oh, family. Family tie-in. You guys are quick. Got it. I feel like we did get thatin. You guys are quick. Got it. I feel like we did get that pretty quick. I mean, he said it. Oh, he said Thanksgiving there. Thanksgiving.

He did. He said it. Thanksgiving doesn't have a lot of music. No, it does not. Jesus gets a lot of love with Christmas. Yeah, he does. He gets a lot of music. No, it doesn't. No, it's not. Jesus gets a lot of love with Christmas. Yeah, he does. He gets a lot of love with it. See that dude get shot?

Huh? With an arrow? In the North Sentinel Island? Oh, yeah, yeah. Because of Jesus? He tried to go sell them Jesus. They were like, how much you get this arrow, cuz?

Just like Jesus Classic, get off my lawn Hey, they don't fuck around, man That is an angry bunch You know them old sugar daddy They be tricking, they tell them, girl Food They call it fixing

Food Appetizers You can have whatever you like Yeah, get snacks on me Get a Patron on ice We can pop bottles all night Baby, you can have whatever you like I said you can have whatever you like Yeah And late night sex so wicked so tight

I guess I'm just like a pumpkin pot You stopped the turn Yeah, it's whatever you like Foxy sent it He said, I kind of miss what's going on But you can eat whatever you like on Thanksgiving, Nick This is that last second thing Walked in the studio

You can eat whatever you like It's not really pizza I like it, it ties in Yeah Yeah, kind of You can't have pizza Where at? Just at your house, man

Just right there at your house This is a good song, by the way. Also, people drink. Bottles, Patron. Yeah, Thanksgiving. This is a Thanksgiving song. Good job, Foxy. Good job, Foxy. Another one.

Foxy, that was good. T.I., who'da knew? Love this song. Yeah, I love this song. I love this song. I love this song. I love this song. I love this song.

I love this song. I love this song. I love this song. I love this song. I love this song. I love this song. I love this song. I love this song. Yeah, Thanksgiving. This is a Thanksgiving song. Good job, Foxy. Good job, Foxy. Another one. Foxy, that was good.

T.I., who would have known? Yep. Who would have known T.I. would make a Thanksgiving song? Good for T.I. Good for him. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Black Friday. luxury chitty ching ching could buy anything cop that oh oh

oh black friday color greens three degrees no can't help me drop that oh is it a black friday song

nope collard greens well they said collard greens so it's all things yeah there you go there you go I heard him say

buy anything you want so that's also the weekend it is small business saturday store.package.com. Small Business Saturday. Pinky. You see that? I was locked on you in the object. Rocket, blast, blast. New beginnings, lovely. Pinky, how not I remember.

He said it. Thanksgiving. Give me, give me, give me some. Frick the freckles off your face. Frenchie freaking swapping tongues. Click my link and spread your buns. Lose your dino man. Buns? Mm-hmm.

Rolls, you meant? Good crescent roll. Fucking in the car service. Thank you for the car pull. Gromit zone thoughtful. Probably off an Arco and gas. Not the Arco. Crescent roll. Yeah, it's a Thanksgiving song. Yeah, yeah. I think we just... There are Thanksgiving songs.

There are Thanksgiving songs. Let's get a look a little bit. Yeah. See? There's a deeper meaning in there. Yeah, yeah. Everybody thinks these are shallow songs. No, no.

It's the deep end of the pool. Lifeguard must be on duty. All times. At all times. These are Thanksgiving songs. Hey, Kim! Pause. Thanksgiving song.

Yeah, Thanksgiving song. Nailed it. Nailed it. It was the next part of the chorus. Oh, pause, pause. We were referencing his not so bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we got next song. No, it's not even that. It's not so bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah So Bad. Yeah, yeah. Next song.

No, it's not even that. It's not so bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not so bad. Next song. It's not even Eminem. No, no, no. No, it is.

No, no, next song. Talking to old people isn't that bad. No, it was though. No, it is. Next song. All right. I'm happy we did that. We figured that out.

Eminem. The Thanksgiving song. The song was called Thank You. Oh, you wanted us to go back. Yeah. I do love that song, too. We all do, I think. Yeah.

Thanksgiving. Is this Workout? No Working Out? Yep. Let's go. I like it. I don't get all the turkey. I came out.

No, no, there's no working out. Yeah, you missed your workout. It is now. It's not a big deal. It is now. Huh. It's a tryptophan song? Then the next day, maybe you miss work, but it works out.

It is big tryptophan. Yes, you miss work, yeah. You can work out. You can't get no lunch big trip defense. Yes, you miss work, dude. It's going to work out. You can't get no lunch with me. This is all what this holiday is about. Eight trip defense, 13 hours. I'm eating at two. I can't get lunch with you.

Custody. He gets his kids every other Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving this year. I get what he's saying. I hear you, Turk. X-Turkey. Ex-Turkeys. Ex-Turkeys. He's talking about the night before Thanksgiving when he saw all his exes.

Thank you, next, he said. But, like, what's her face? Ariana, I think. He was referencing that. So it is definitely a Thanksgiving. One of his exes, maybe. Yeah. I don't think this this a new song?

I don't think this is a new song. Oh, this is like when you take a break from eating and then you come back a half hour later and you need to start eating again.

Because it's hard to breathe. Yeah, got it. Yeah, this is a Thanksgiving song. For sure. Okay, next one. Please tell me you're going to end it

with what I think you're going to end it with. I just thought It's only really one option. I don't know if it's going to be on Spotify what I think you're going to end it with. I just thought... There's only really one option. I don't know if it's going to be on Spotify, though. It is. Is it? Yeah.

I already checked. I'm sorry to this song. Boy, I really want to get to the one that we are thinking about. We just have to figure out this one real quick. Mashed potatoes, you just said. Yeah, he's yelled mashed potatoes. Yeah, Thanksgiving song. Okay, next song.

This... I am... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Hey! Yup. No mashed potatoes. Yeah, Thanksgiving song. Okay, next song. This, I am. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, hoi. Yup. This is the ultimate Thanksgiving song. It really is. I see the video playing right now.

Maybe people are scared to make songs because the song's so good. Well, we just found a bunch of other Thanksgiving songs right there. They're not comparable to this song, though, are they? Agreed. The music video to this one is incredible. The music video to this one went viral. Pretty hard. Oh!

Have you ever seen this video, Todd? I have not. Oh, my God. It's awesome. I'm a Mack White Drake. Oh. DJ Chubb. Okay.

Not only is it on Spotify. Multiple versions. This is my favorite. Oh! Oh! She's at a church. Beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes. Beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes. Beans, greens, potatoes, potatoes. Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans.

Beans, potatoes, tomatoes. All right, that's good. I'm ready to go. Thanks, Jimmy. Remember, if you're going to get the tryptophan effect, shout out to all those bangers, by the way. I didn't know that there was that many Thanksgiving songs. So many.

Your guys' poems should all be turned into beats and made songs as well. So we're just adding. Thanksgiving might have the most songs of all time. We just haven't looked hard enough. We haven't gone into the deep end, Todd. No, but you can do that for yourself. Yeah, absolutely. We got you started. Finish it. Okay. And when you eat the turkey, they say one thing

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