The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 029 - A Field Trip To The Courtroom & Incredible NFL Conversation

Episode Date: December 11, 2018

On today's show, Pat takes a trip into the For The Brand courtroom as he welcomes in defensive end for the New York Jets, Henry "Goose" Anderson, after his hit on Bills kicker Steven Hauschka that many were calling a cheap shot. Pat gives Goose the opportunity to defend himself after this attack on The Brand, gathers all the facts and information presented, and makes a final ruling, and catches up with his former teammate in a hilarious conversation (13:05-26:58). Later, the guys join Pat to cover everything that happened this week in the NFL including Connor's trip to Miami to watch the Miami Miracle live in person, Digs and Nick potentially throwing in the towel on the Steelers' season after their heartbreaking loss at Oakland, Baker Mayfield continuing to shine, they chat about the Bears vs. Rams Sunday Night Football game, Patrick Mahomes throwing no look passes, Pat breaks down how a fake punt would work when he played for the Colts, and Pat also covers his weekend going back and forth between Pittsburgh and New York. It's a fun one. Come and laugh with us, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I was like Everybody know out there I want sleeveless I stuck to the plan Stuck to the script Tom Coughlin told Matt Rule that Matt Rule told me that In a production meeting

While I was wearing a sleeveless And we stuck with it In that boardroom There were some very Very big Swinging important humans In this boardroom With old me and phil manes from plum and i walked in there stuck to the plan great conversation good people some big

things might be happening to old pat mcvee this small business here i'll be very excited to make that announcement as soon as it happens on the blog probably pat mcvee show.com the blog is back up and i went from thursday in new york friday i had to go to my grandpa's funeral back in pittsburgh saturday i went back to new york uh rest in peace to richard dick mcfee by the way nicknamed dick named richard uh i wasn't very tight with him but still my grandpa so it was a funeral i had to speak at it i rode what i read what apparently paul said to the romans to the congregation there right in front of the deacon right next to my grandpa who I'm sure would have expected me

to do exactly what I did apparently this is what Paul said to the Romans read it midway through the quote I said to the deacon you see you see as if the deacon who's one step below the priest I heard one step below the priest you bet I said you see to him and he said that's what it says there

I said it does and I went with the rest of the damn thing i had a good time up there it was nice to get back around the family such an interesting cast of characters man i got a cousin named little bit that's her hood name little bit formally a little bit formally a little bit on facebook all the way a little bit in real life her name her her she had a regular name. She changed it to Little Bit on Facebook like 10 years ago. Huge life event for me. I've been following her

and friends with her on Facebook for a long time. She's an interesting, hilarious human being. She goes to Little Bit Marshall. I immediately have to snoop around

and see what's going on here. Because on Facebook, I used to, that's how I keep up with everybody. My brother would come out to a game and said he had a girlfriend,

and he would bring her for the first time. I know everything about her. I've been through her Facebook 45 times. I want to know about that golf pros and tennis hoes party she went to about three years ago. I would like to know about who's dating my brother at this moment. So he introduces her to me, obviously. Hi, this is insert name here.

And I go, hi, let's talk about three years ago, ago Halloween you were at IUP. I believe is that right and do I know you no no? But I know you okay. I'll do some Facebook. I used that's all I kept up with everybody You know I'm I live away from everybody a lot of friends in Pittsburgh a lot of friends in Morgantown West Virginia and then other places a lot of I've around, so I befriended everybody on Facebook. Been in L.A. I have friends in Europe that I keep up with still that I met. Had a rave in Munich. I got people I still have friends there.

So I keep up with everybody. Phil's kids and things like that. And I kept up with my cousin who was all of a sudden a little bit. I go check out a little bit. This is a big life event here, you know. This is huge news. We are no longer birth name. We are now Lil' Bit. I go check out Little Bit. This is a big life event here, you know. This is huge news. We are no longer birth name. We are now Little Bit. Little Bit's first

picture is her holding a cartoon-sized bottle of Moet and holding a blunt with sunglasses on in a club. She's probably like 18 years old at this point. I'm like, Little Bit's about to go on a this is going to be a fun follow here for a while. Little Bit went on a run there for about six, seven years.

Lil' Bit was posting photos, doing some hood rat shit. Lil' Bit was doing some hilarious hood rat shit. Posting a lot of photos, doing very hilarious things. Posting about her walking into a courtroom, telling a judge, yeah, I'm guilty, but I had to do what I had to do, though, and getting the case dropped against her. Lil' Bit was one of the best follows on all the internet it was just for me too i didn't tell people about it it was just some things are just for me like when the judge was just like you're

right she explained her whole situation and the cop didn't show up so the cop didn't show up she got to walk out her friend who got a lawyer and everything her friend got like a lawyer one uh like a public defender yeah she ended up in jail same thing same thing because the cop didn't show up but the public defender took a deal she got jail like 48 hours in jail a little bit walks into court tells the judge yeah i'm guilty but i do what i had to do though jip cop doesn't show up she's out see you later followed it all on the Facebook. Followed it all. It was awesome. Like telling Zito to take a hike mid-show, that's for me.

That's not for everybody else. There are some things that are just for me. You know? Yep. 25-second hockey talk with Nick Rono, that is strictly for me. Just because I know Nick is so pissed off every time it ends. It's just like that's just a fun little thing to play. You know?

It's just for me. Little bit was just for me, my cousin. I thought she never even knew that I was doing what I was doing. She was living in her own little world out there. She was catch me outside, how about that? Before catch me outside, how about that? That's what she was.

And I was watching it, enjoying it. All of a sudden, within the last couple months, Little Bit died went back to the birth name this is my first time seeing her at this funeral so we go to lunch afterwards there was a scheduled c-section we skipped it there was a scheduled c-section after the funeral

it was on the invitation we all skipped it I'm happy the family chose to do that we go to lunch Lil Bit's sitting at a different table I walk over to Lil Bit I go Lil Bit what the fuck happened to do that we go to lunch a little bit sitting at a different table i walk over a little bit i go a little bit what the fuck happened and she goes mark zuckerberg a hater bro and i said mark zuckerberg is a hater yeah they made me send my id with my name so i had to go

back to my real name mark zuckerberg a hater bro and i'm like you think mark zuckerberg is the reason why a' Bit is? It had to be, she said. And then she gave me a free Lil' Bit. And her sister said, still call her Lil' Bit in the hood, though. Don't worry about that. So Lil' Bit is still alive and well, which brought a little bit of comfort to my heart. But I'm missing it on the internet.

Right. Because when it comes from just like Ashley or a or a a jessica it's not the same nope when it's coming from a character like little bit everything is much more hilarious you know her rapping live on facebook live just with herself rapping it's the best the best we have to give her a video segment like that's my bit i want. I want her on Dr. Phil so fucking bad. So bad. I don't know how it happens. I don't know how we do it.

She gets on Dr. Phil, though. We're talking about that family going from where they are now right to the top. She is a hilarious, hilariously, hilariously, just not a normal girl at all. She's a gangster as fuck girl. She's a gangster as fuck girl. She is a hilariously gangster girl. She needs to start rapping. She needs to do something. But I got to catch up with her.

It was nice. Very nice to catch up a little bit. A little bit still alive. Mark Zuckerberg, I hate her, though. I finally got home. Went to a boxing match. That was pretty cool. Got a chance to hang out with Chris Fowler, Holly Rowe, Desmond Howard,

Kirk Herbstreet, Triple H. Don't know if you ever heard of him. Jimmy Johnson, too. Not the football coach. Jimmy Johnson, race car driver, who has earned $400 million in his career, had better seats than Triple H at the fight. Wow. Triple H had great seats.

Let's not get it confused. Triple H had great seats than Triple H at the fight. Wow. Triple H had great seats. Let's not get it confused. Triple H had great seats. Jimmy Johnson, though, just a little bit up ahead of him, right to the other side. Triple H was on TV that entire time. Good idea by ESPN, by the way. Triple H is the only guy that walked into that building because it was all Ukrainian people on Saturday night for the Lomachenko guy.

And then there was Puerto Ricans there for the, who was it, Zito? Jose Padezzo. Padezzo. Yep. Padezzo. Yep. night for the lomachenko guy and then there was puerto ricans there for the who was it zito jose padero padazzo padazzo padazzo yep all 15 puerto ricans there for him in the crowd and it's in new york city so english language number four or five on the list right a lot a lot of foreign languages being spelled beautiful city by the way so much culture i walked around there for like two hours it was awesome seeing everything. I could never live there, ever in a million years, but it was cool to see all this stuff, you know?

But we go in there. We go down from the section we're in to go down to our seats. There was only one thing all those people agreed upon, and that was that they wanted a picture with Triple H. That was the only thing they all smiled at. I don't think the Ukrainians smiled once until Lomachenko won. I don't think there was a single smile on any, any, everybody in the crowd could get it.

It's how everybody was acting. That, that boxing tension was at an all time high in there between the Puerto Ricans and the Ukrainians. But as soon as triple H turned the corner and into the room, the whole place was just like, holy shit, that's triple H.

It was awesome to see it happen. Hey, like a gentleman too, by the way, handling people could not speak the language he was speaking. No big deal. Let's take a picture. see it happen. Handed it like a gentleman too, by the way. Handed it like, people could not speak the language he was speaking. No big deal. Let's take a picture, keep it moving. Was able to walk to his seat without stopping

while taking pictures with everybody. Quite an art. Quite an art. Consummate professional. Very nice. Everybody walked out of there with a good experience with Triple H. That is huge.

When people take photos with him or videos, they ask him to do the water spitting out thing? No. He's always in a suit now. You know what I mean? He's in a suit now. So I think people know that when Mr. H walks in with the suit, like, hey, listen, this isn't water spitting, Triple H. He's not the game at that point.

He's in the boardroom. He is businessman, good good successful guy when that is happening but now you catch him outside with some some jeans on oh t-shirt maybe you know then you go right up to him with a bottle and go kazi how about the thing i don't think i'll ever do that because i'm looking to work for him for a long time but zito you i think just like the way you walked up to jamie fox i think you do that you'd pedigree me in a second i was walking behind him as we walked into the thing while people are just taking a bunch of pictures of him i'm holding a tall boy bud light i'm holding a miller light in a see-through cup i have a backpack because i flew in the day of and i'm holding my jacket in my left

arm i look like triple h's fucking secretary walking right behind him all these pictures are being taken not a good spot but i slept well that night god damn and i slept well i flew back to indianapolis i slept like a baby because there's only one mattress in one mattress alone that i sleep on and everybody else in this entire office does and that's a lisa mattress lisa is the most comfortable bed that you've ever slept on and it is delivered directly to your door without there being a whole go to a mattress shop, roll around on some beds, see if it's comfortable. Oh, is this bed comfortable or am I just trying to get out of the uncomfortable environment that I'm in in the nasty mattress store? Take all of that out of it. Take it right to the doorstep in a box. You unpack it in two and a half minutes, and voila, you have the greatest bed

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I am the man down the center, the judge, jury, and executioner. Like Roger Goodell in real life, welcome to Judge Pat's For the Brand Courtroom. Judge Pat's for the brand courtroom. Ladies and gentlemen, joining me now is a man that I got to share a locker room with. He's a smart guy. He went to Stanford. He played for the Colts. Now he plays for the New York Jets.

He was a nice man, a funny man when I was teammates with him. This past weekend, he committed an act, an egregious act against the brand. Here we are in Judge Pat's For the Brand courtroom. Henry Anderson, also known as Goose from the New York Jets. Goose, how are you, buddy? I'm good, man. Appreciate you having me. What the fuck happened out there, Goose? Goose? Goose

So I I mean I got a lot of Bills fans Coming at me Saying that that was That was a dirty play But I I would like to plead my case to you

And say that that was totally totally legal and fair play by me. Okay, I'm writing notes down. Henry Anderson says, Bill's fans, Bill's mafia coming at him strong, but that was a totally legal play. Because you hit him from the side? Is that why? I hit him from the side, yes. Is that why? I hit him from the side As you can see

When you see the video of it I hit him In a way where If I had blocked him From the back he would have fallen forward And fallen on his face And on his stomach But the way I hit him

I hit him on the side And kind of extended my left arm out To make him fall Kind of backwards and like on his butt so you're the the block in the back i think is is not true because i hit him in the side and he fell on his butt and like on kind of his his side but he wasn't falling forward at all so i don't think it was a block in the back at all so you're saying physical evidence law of inertia is saying there's no way that was a block in the back because steven hauska kicker running slowly behind the play landed on his back and not on his face correct and then i'll get to my other points too are he so i was i was kind of behind the play with him as well um obviously the kick

was blocked and was kind of uh it passed the line of scrimmage and we had one guy returning and he fumbled another guy on our team picked it up reversed field and when when the guy who picked up the fumble reversed field i saw him kind of slowly start making his way to – he started angling towards the ball carrier and started kind of positioning himself. I mean, he wasn't in a dead sprint or anything, but he was still kind of working his way to cut them off and to try to make the tackle.

So I saw that, and i know as a defensive player the defensive coaches always tell you and the kickers are kind of under the same uh umbrella as far as like the rule book is as quarterbacks where if if they're not trying to make a tackle on a play like that then you can't or if they're if they're trying to stay out of the play like you you're not trying to make a tackle on a play like that, then you can't. Or if they're trying to stay out of the play, you're not supposed to touch them. They're protected by the rules. But if they start making their way and positioning themselves to make a play on the ball, then they're fair game and you can hit them. So I saw him start working his way towards the angle himself to make a tackle and saw that.

So you were actually showing respect to Stephen Hauschka. You didn't want Stephen Hauschka to tackle your teammate who could potentially be taking a ball to the house. You saw Stephen Hauschka as a threat. You said, there's no way that I can let this man, with my bills, my family on the line, let this man make a tackle, and you decided I have to block this freak athlete, Stephen Hauschka.

That's what happened? I mean, if you watched earlier in the game, too, he almost slide tackled one of our kicker teammates. And so, I was, listen, if I don't make a block there and he ends up somehow making that tackle then I'm going to get shoot out by Boyer who you know very well I couldn't even fathom it

I figured I would rather hit the kicker legally and within the rule book than not hit him at all and potentially get shoot out by our special teams coach. I didn't hit helmet to helmet. I didn't lower my head and spear him.

I didn't launch my body at him. I kind of put my shoulder into him, extended my arms out. Just because, I mean, he is, I don't know how much he weighs, but he's a lot lighter than me. And that's, I think, you know, the fact that he was that much lighter made it look like I hit him a lot harder than I did. But it wasn't, I mean, if I was really trying to injure him or if I was really trying to, I mean, a real heavy cuss on your show. Yeah, yeah, you can swear if you'd like to, Goose. You're in the courtroom, by the way. Yeah, you can swear if you'd like to, Goose.

You're in the courtroom, by the way. If I was really, I mean, I'm close to 300 pounds, and I'm assuming he's probably close to around 200. So if I was really trying to fuck him up, I mean, I probably could have put a whole lot more force behind that hit. And, you know, I went to helmet, done a lot more damage than what I did. All right, Ghost. I blocked him.

I knocked him down. But I think that it was a legal play for the reasons that I was explaining. And I just don't think that – I don't know. I understand some of the Bills fans' anger and frustration. All right. I'm going to make a ruling here. Can I make a ruling here the rule book can i make a ruling here yes you may after listening to all of the evidence watching the video which was very clearly zoomed in on one part of the screen you couldn't see the rest of the play so i understand

that editing editing can kind of fuck up with things on the internet i very much understand that with the thought correct of brant boyer being your special teams coach when he was with the indianapolis colts for five years i basically got him his job in new york i won't say that but i was definitely a part of it brant boyer would have chewed your ass out if haushka makes that tackle i know that because the Trinden Holiday tackle, I juked a tight end, and on film, you see him scratch his head out of frustration, and he got buried in the film room the next day.

With all these things being said, I think it's positionism by the Bills fans for judging you for blocking a kicker from making a tackle instead of just letting him go and assuming he's going to make another slide tackle attempt. I think you were showing respect to Stephen Hauschka saying, if this guy makes the tackle, that's my job. I have to do what I can do to block him. Hauschka's also got to keep his head on a fucking swivel.

There is a danger zone in special teams for kickers. Kevin Huber got lost in it, lost his jaw, literally. Huber would tell you he shouldn't have been where he was. Kevin Huber, good friend of mine. I used to stay either way out of that position, I'd stay back, or I'd go in. That middle ground, which is kind of no man's zone, there's a potential head on a swivel,

full on crush shot coming, because that's the game of football. So, Henry Anderson, I find you completely innocent of any disrespect for the brand, and that's that. Final ruling. I appreciate that. I appreciate that ruling. That means a lot coming from you. If I do get fined, I'll to uh to include your ruling in my field

how are you man is everything good over there good man it's good liking it up here uh good to be up here and um good little change of scenery so having fun henry anderson rookie year they were calling him Baby JJ. He was being called Baby JJ, like Baby JJ what? He was doing that. Him and David Perry, who went through some stuff and has been seeing the other side of it. Great dude. These two guys were great dudes, both Stanford D linemen,

and they were right in the middle of our D line making moves. Tears his ACL. Is that what you did? Yeah. Tears his ACL. Son of a bitch comes back changes scheme completely ends up in new york now he's finding his way and all anybody knows him from his blind side and a fucking kicker and cordero pattison grabbing my nuts a couple weeks ago oh that was

your tank yeah why did he do that were you being a dick uh no i've tackled him and then i was getting up and he was just he actually wasn't grabbing anything i think he did get fined for that but he wasn't uh grabbing anything he was just his hand was like where my balls were and then he was just pushing up on it so the tv copy again kind of just like showed a different uh edit a different story than what actually happened just because the way it was like zoomed in and stuff so anyway but yeah you still listen to deep house instrumentals you said what do you still listen to deep house instrumentals one of the best uh recommendations i've ever got in my life occasionally yes occasionally i was he was like rehabbing i

think you're rehabbing near me were you rehabbing near me or something i forget what was going on yeah i think it was probably during rehab and you were he was jamming over there he was jay like fucking vibing over there i was like bro what the fuck are you listening to he's like deep house instrumentals i I lost my mind. I Lost my mind. Hey goose. Why are you called goose? It's a secret man, I can't tell you do they call you goose in New York here's been trying to get it out of me, but I've been keeping it a secret and actually no one on the team knows why they call it. Cause everyone on the team up here calls me goose too. And no one knows why.

It's a great fucking nickname. They don't deserve to know. Nobody deserves to know. Are you ever going to come to a show, man? Another standup show. Do you ever do any up here? I might go over,

I might be doing something like in New York. It's either New York or Pennsylvania, Eastern Penn. We're trying to figure that out right now. Yeah. I'd be over I might be doing something like in New York it's either New York or Pennsylvania Eastern Penn we're trying to figure that out right now yeah I'd be I mean I went to uh I went to a few of them when you were doing them at like Morty's back in uh Indianapolis so well yeah what are you uh what because I know you're you're not with Barstool anymore right no I'm on my own small business goose I'm earning my own small business out here in indiana are you still in that same like the the same building yeah we still got the electric factory is what we're calling it it is like the fantasy factory from robin big but yeah it's the electric factory you have to come through you're never going to come back to indianapolis but if there's ever a deep house concert here fucking come through the office i'll uh Yeah I'll keep my eye out

For some deep house content How many years Did you sign to the Jets for? Uh This is the last year I'm on a rookie deal Oh so it was like A prove it year?

Yeah How you feeling? You feeling pretty good? I know the season Might have been a little tough But how are you feeling? Yeah good You're making place we've uh with that you've been making place yeah i mean i've been playing pretty well um we've got uh we've got a good like rotate in indianapolis when

i was playing um and when i was healthy it was like there were i was playing kind of almost all the snaps and it was I'd wake up like Monday and Tuesday just feeling like I got hit by a train and like the whole week of practice I'm just like trying to recover from the game but here we kind of have we've got a good rotation with our d-line and um we we split the reps fairly evenly uh so it's like you kind of feel a little bit fresher when you're out there and then it's uh like during the week of practice you kind of recover a lot faster just because you're not taking as many hits and um not as many bumps and bruises so uh body feels good

healthy and uh just trying to finish the the year strong and and see what happens with my next contract. Hey, I'm proud of you, buddy. You went through some real shit there and terrible timing on everything. That kind of happened for you, and you made it happen. I'm happy for you. Let's take it easy on these goddamn kickers. Maybe just a hand block, you know? Maybe just grab them by the chest.

Yeah, after some of the tweets at me, I probably won't do that again to a Bills kicker because I know the Bills mafia is pretty passionate. Hey, there's some real motherfuckers up there. They had to ban tables to protect them from themselves up there. All right, Goose, take care. Good luck the rest of the year, man. Tell everybody I said hello over there. All right, appreciate it, man. Hey, I appreciate you, too. Thanks for coming on, and good luck Take care. Good luck the rest of the year, man. Tell everybody I said hello over there. All right.

Appreciate it, man. Hey, I appreciate you, too. Thanks for coming on, and good luck with everything. Keep me updated. All right. Cheers, man. See you. What's going on?

I missed it. I'm excited to get in it. Diggs wants to go on the Cameo app. There's the Cameo app? Don't fucking do it. Yeah. Hold on. It got brought up.

Something happened. Somebody, something happened. We all got emails about it, and then somebody somebody was talking about here in the office the other day there was a big conversation about i was just very recently involved in a huge conversation about it i wish phil was here huge conversation something's happening with cameo yeah there was something happening was it what are your agents talking about or something yes something happened i mentioned that connor was on it because i I saw Connor advertising it on his Snapchat or something. Oh, yeah, Brett Favre.

Brett Favre accidentally, on the cameo thing, put out a message for a white nationalist group. Oh. He got swindled into it. What is the cameo app? It's an app where you make a video. It's a shout-out. They give you a script to read, basically, and you send it.

His voice, his video that he made was for like a uh a white nationalist group yeah yeah yeah yeah that's obviously one of the now also i was like i shouldn't be on this but that was like i can't i don't only know who you tell me i'm making this for he had to come out with a statement because the video started getting spread around uh facebook yeah because they he read his script and it was like he had no idea that it was for a white nationalist group. It happened to somebody else, too. They only said this is for Kevin.

They don't say it's for Kevin, the grand dragon of the KKK. Love what you're doing, man. Hey, Kevin. Love what you're doing, man. This is Brett Favre. You just keep on putting on a good word, bro. Put that on their fucking racist ass Facebook.

Brett Favre's selling copper fit to all these racists. CBS, Walgreens is like, hey, our As Seen on TV section with all your stuff has really seen a spike. Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama. Do you know why? No clue. We do. You're the spokesperson for the KKK. Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia did not deserve that.

No. They kind of did. We got Tennessee. I've seen a couple documentaries on those folks. I enjoy learning about humans like that. I watch all the locked up stuff. I watch all that stuff. I'm very intrigued by the group of people

that just absolutely, totally devote their entire lives to hating people. What a fucking incredible skill to have. Nick does it to all humans. Some people choose. Yeah, I'm not discriminatory. Anybody can get it. It's very nice.

Equality hatred. Yeah. Across the board. That'd be exhausting though, right? It has to be. Why do you think I'm so tired all the time? What should I get to do with? I watched this one where there's a couple was printing up flyers for a rally.

And they were like stamping every single one. It was like 5,000 of them. They were just spreading the word. This lady might have spent 14 hours stamping. Hey, what are you doing today? I got 5,000 letters I got uh 5 000 letters i gotta go i gotta go print them out and hand deliver them to people just to see if they'll come walk on a street with us to tell people how bad we hate black people what an insane life it's a

wildlife i've had to guard them before when they do their rallies in indianapolis they would have the local indianapolis state police detectives We'd have to drive them to the rallies. Yeah, because you're required by law to provide protection for them. Any sheets? Wait, why? Yeah, they were full guard. Oh, man. They sit up there with the microphone.

It's a law. It's a constitution. So that was the issue in Charlottesville. That was the issue in Charlottesville. So in Charlottesville, they petitioned to have a um public rally public rally there so the cops all of even african-american cops those are always the ones that are so surprising whenever it's like that you see like the epitome of a gentleman an african-american police officer protecting an asshole white racist guy it's like those pictures happen all the time

they they have to protect My partner in my car was black. He was the oldest detective in our group. I used to call him Shaft. His name was Frank and he had to ride in the van with me to drive these assholes to the rally. I get having to protect them or whatever just so there's not violence breaking out, but I don't

understand why you have to carpool them to where they're supposed to go. Because they're afraid that someone's going to attack them. Can't get their own fucking ride no any group that has no money to protect them during the rally you have to protect them that's crazy well fuck i'm gonna use that for uber instead of the free fucking ride hey by the way i'm planning a riot 2 33 a.m friday saturday night right outside of my house down there i I'm going to petition some real shit. Great weekend this weekend. Great weekend this weekend of football.

Probably the best NFL Sunday to date. So much crazy shit happening. Oh, dude. I love it, man. It's unbelievable. I sit in front of these six TVs and just watch everything happen. Connor was at the Miami Miracle play to beat the Patriots. And anybody who has been listening to how Connor bets,

the good call, if he's in the building, they're going to lose. The fade Connor season is real right now. How was your day down there? That was the biggest play probably of the decade. Stanford, Boise State, that play. I've talked about it a couple times now. It's real. You were there.

You're a diehard Patriots fan. Tom Brady lost to Ryan Tannehill, Miami Dolphins. That's what happened. Ryan Tannehill beat Tom Brady. He was a better quarterback that day. So when we got to the stadium, 10-50. So we're just going to Ryan Tannehill. We'll talk about him later. Screw Ryan Tannehill.

Oh, okay. 10-50 we get to the stadium, right? By the way, in that miracle, Ryan Tannehill gets a touchdown throw. Yeah. Do you think Ryan Tannehill gets a touchdown throw. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think Ryan Tannehill could throw 80 yards? No. On his knees.

It's weird that Gronk was in there. Bill Belichick has done research on Tannehill. That guy can throw it 84, 85 yards. But you forget that Chicago, we almost lost on a Hail Mary. Everyone keeps forgetting. That was from the 50, Connor. Fair enough, though. You're not going to let that happen again.

From the 31 throw? If he throws it up and someone catches it way down there on the hook and ladder, there's a better chance of scoring than him throwing it at the 50. I mean, there's a couple players who really, really should have made the tackle. Before Gronk, and also

you don't want to put, you're not going to put a defensive touchdown on your offensive tight end being back there. He's back there for a reason. If they do throw it up, the hook and ladder from the 20 is probably what they were assuming. Gronk is one of the best athletes I've ever seen. His size, nimbility, everything about him is incredible. But he's not a 4'3", 40 safety. But being a safety, when you're going to tackle a guy in an open field, I've been that, is

not easy. It is not easy. He doesn't have those quick twitch muscles. It is not easy to get a guy in an open field, I've been that, it's not easy. It is not easy. He doesn't have those quick twitch muscles. It is not easy to get a guy in the open field, and he looked bad. He was made, it's not his thing, though. Well, it's not his fault. It was a 69-yard touchdown. If it wasn't a 69-yard touchdown, he makes that tackle.

Rob Gronkowski is so obsessed with the number 69 that he let it happen. That's what BFT said. I respected that observation. I respected it a lot, though, that he could put that... We can't put that past Rob Gronkowski. We honestly cannot. Rob Gronkowski, incredible football player.

You said going into the game that Miami always gives Patriots trouble in Miami late in the season. I'm pretty sure I said during that week four speech to Patriots. I'm pretty sure i said during that week for speech yes i'm pretty sure i brought up we'll probably lose to miami in miami you i think you actually did and i want to let you know i thought of you whenever i was figuring out how i was going to mick foley off the cage through the table my bookie i thought of you whenever i saw plus eight

and a half and i was like connor's been preaching this for months, that this game is always problematic for the Patriots. Every year. And you decided to go to it. I didn't. This is Dad's birthday. Hey, Dad. Hey, Steven. Dad's birthday.

Son of Steven here. Connor, let's go to this game that they always struggle at. It's good weather. And we did say, hey, we were on. So we had nice seats. We're in the end zone. End zone side of Tom Brady's 580th touchdown. I don't know if you guys know about this.

Pretty big deal. He's now the sole possession of first place of most passing touchdowns. Man, that's awesome. So we got to see that. I guess that's kind of, that was what I thought about the whole entire flight home before. Because I sat next to the exit door on the flight home. about the whole entire flight home before because I sat next to the exit door on the flight home.

So I was really, I was glancing at it about every five minutes. Hold on, because we texted a couple times that Conor could have potentially been dead. I FaceTimed him no answer and then Delta puts him next to the fucking exit. A lot of signs pointing to

Sir, you are on the exit road. Do you know that? Yeah. I do. I was wondering. Were you wearing your you know that? Yeah, I do. I was wondering... Were you wearing your Patriots jersey? No, I actually... I left... I put my Brady jersey... Yeah, well, because I got dressed for the cold weather before the flight.

Hey, did you take any heat leaving the stadium after that play wearing the Patriots jersey? So you got... So this is what happened. Here we go. Oh, I'm excited for this. Has anybody else heard this yet? No. So... First of all, when we got to the stadium, it was 10.50.

I don't feel good about it at all. I get out of the car, have a chip or two, kind of take in the air, go for a walk, throw up three times, including the Miami Vice I had from the lunch before. I was about to say, is this because the night before? No, not the night before. I just had this bad feeling in my stomach. You were nervous about the game? As a fan,

you will puke before a game? I wasn't nervous, but when you get the bad feeling, you get the bad feeling. I'm not Todd, so I wasn't pushing it down, because you need to be pushing all your throw-up down. You need to be keeping the weight in. Don't forget that, Todd. Hold on, though. Diggs, as a fan, you're a pretty die-hard

Pittsburgh fan. I was playing in games I wouldn't get nervous to puke in. As a fan, is that a real thing that happens? Yeah, because you have no control of the game. There's nothing you can do. So you're saying my happiness is dependent upon a group of men right now that I have no control over, and they could lose this game. So I am very nervous for my future happiness that

Ryan Tannehill's Dolphins are going to beat the Patriots. That's what you were thinking? Exactly. That's very sad. And you puke? Puked. With a D on the end, multiple times. Three. I didn't puke. I puked. Oh my God. The fact that you're that emotionally

invested is insane. You have to understand, it's called being a fan, Todd. This is some of the most stressful times for me. These are the last few years of Tom Brady. My life is going to change very, very seriously in a very short period of time. Also, there's whispers that Brady has a little knee injury too now, so not good. I wonder where that's coming from. Well, he lost to Tannehill. Yeah, I wonder where that's coming from. Well, he lost to Tannehill.

Yeah, I wonder where that's coming from. Well, it's this Tennessee play. Tennessee, apparently, there's whispers that he tore, partially tore ACL. That's just not good, by the way, for anybody. And he was down after one of his touchdown passes. And he just walked off. It was fine. But I don't know.

Whatever Guerrero is putting in the water over there, we'll take it. Oh, you need to go see Guerrero. With the throw-ups. I need don't know. Whatever Guerrero is putting in the water over there, we'll take it. You need to go see Guerrero with the throw-ups. You need to see more than just Guerrero. TB12, so you feel bad before the game. You puke in front of other humans. You embarrass yourself. Rolled myself a cigarette. Rolled myself a cigarette.

Yes, yes. As soon as we got there, you know, Miami reeks of Cuban cigars and cigarettes. I wasn't going to go full-blown Marlboro Lights, but I decided to go Bugler's, roll my own if I really want one. What do you mean reeks? Like bad? Like as soon as you step off the plane.

As soon as you step off the plane. There's a Cuban in the back room right there. No, I don't mean reeks isn't bad. I mean as soon as you walk out of the Miami airport, you are hit with a cloud of Cuban smoke. Does it smell like home? You were like, oh, it smells like the pub. If there were way more Marlboro Reds being smoked, then maybe.

Okay, so let's get back to it. You embarrass yourself. Nervous. You embarrass Steven. I did my best not to, but I suppose so. Okay, you go into the game, 10, 30, 11. This game is at 1 o'clock? 1 o'clock, yeah. So this is

11 o'clock. We have a couple hours. Two hours early to a game. Unbelievable. You're earlier than the players. You're puking and earlier than the players in this game. Well, yeah, you had to do what you had to do. Not only was that happening I was telling you, he's trying to watch Warwick. We also rolled

ourselves a couple of how would you say, spliffs. Yes. For down there. Yes, vitamins. Spliffs. However, another bad omen. I took them out of my pocket, standing over a puddle.

Both spliffs right into the water. Oh, bad day. Bad day. And this is 11. You're rattled. This is, yeah. I'm looking around like I might have to leave the stadium. I don't know if they want me in there. Was your hand shaking so bad you were so nervous

and you just fumbled them? Not even kidding, yes. I could barely drink a beer because it kept falling out because I was shaking like this. I'm not kidding. This might be a medical problem. I think I have a couple medical problems. But back to the game. Going smoothly. Points, points, points too, by the way. It was a pretty entertaining game.

Agreed. From a fan standpoint. Gostowski screwed us twice, and that's how we lost. What was going on? The field looked very slick, too. When I was watching Gostowski's kicks, both of his steps, too, were slipping. It seemed like he was running on ice a couple of times, which with Boswell slipping, which we'll talk about later, a slipping plant foot, by the way.

Huge nightmare for the brand. Huge, huge nightmare. That's why Vinatieri and I, the equipment managers, I assume it's the same way in a lot of places, pack you three different cleats, right? So you have three different cleats for any away game. We ended up at Kansas City, which was a turf field, but it was frozen because it was negative something,

so we actually wore our flat, like our flat shoes, because it was on ice. There's always, equipment managers at Colts are the best humans on earth, So we actually wore our flat shoes because it was on ice. Equipment managers at the Colts are the best humans on earth. But there's always three different choices of cleats. To me, it didn't seem like Boswell was wearing cleats for the thought that it was slick. So in my head, I don't even think Boswell knew he was going to slip there. Normally, you can kind of get a heads up like, you know what?

I'm probably going to slip here. He should have known. They were slipping all fucking time. That's what I'm thinking. In my head, that's what i'm probably gonna sleep you should have known they were slipping all fucking that's what i'm thinking in my head that's in my head that's what i'm thinking is that boswell didn't there was not even a thought because he went real deep real hard at that they actually talked about it multiple times on the broadcast of how bad the field wasn't how everyone was slipping i wasn't listening to it was sound so that happens for kickers though too kickers change their cleats as well as what i'm saying so i don't know if he did but the way he was going at it it

didn't feel as if he had was it worried about it at all that is a nightmare there was nothing you can do kicker changes their cleat right plant plant cleat plant cleat they'll go three inches on the left and they'll keep the i mean like veneteris or yeah he'll do like six seven studs on his left which is like the the little pop-in plastic ones are a little bit but the kicks you never change it doesn't matter if the weather, right? No, the kick is the same, but if you have to dance around with your feet, just like every time somebody slips and falls in an NFL practice,

you'll hear the words, be an athlete, which means don't let your feet get out from underneath your body. You won't slip there. No matter what the field is, you shouldn't slip if you're really precautious. Now, granted, some places you're going to slip. That's going to happen, but there's a lot of like be an athlete, which means don't get out far. He got real out front, like real deep on it. So his foot was all the way out there.

So he was setting himself up for like a – that's a lot of torque coming in there. I don't know if he changed his clean. I've heard the Boswell thing. We'll talk about that in a bit. But he's in a bad spot right now. Oh, Boswell. I feel bad for the guy. I feel bad for the guy. I feel bad for the guy.

But Gostkowski seemed to be slipping. At halftime, they were picking up a lot of loose grass, too. Because it rained right before the game. Both of them were right, too, right? You hit little fat balls that weren't right. You hit the post. Yeah, that sucks. Didn't they have to call?

Three inches away, by the way, from a great game. Three inches away. That's four points, too, we left on the board. They had to call a maintenance guy out there right because literally part of the midfield just came up yeah no dolphins yeah yeah that's a huge deal though whenever you're kicking by the way because we're talking about inches here like everything is so fast and everything's in inches the slipping in the the slickness of a field very much is affected of kickers and punters by the way and punters uh ryan allen question for you

i know he's a lefty punter but he was lining up not behind the center but instead to the right behind the and then he would punt it this way yeah well he was always aiming yeah so you end up back in the pocket right so the pocket is built like kind of uh just like a quarterback pocket yeah so if you stand off center you take your two steps if you're aiming left you offset to the right a little bit because you're taking your two steps back to the left so you end up in the middle of the pocket yeah does that make sense yeah yeah for sure i wasn't sure i had no so we actually had one where i would offset to the right and we would move a tackle over so then there would be a tackle over right so it would be an lopsided front so the right would have yeah four people The left would have two.

No, five people, including the snapper. And the left would have two. And then you step right. Step right. Yeah. So it's a bigger pocket on the right. It's all about being in the middle of the pocket. Unbalanced line.

There we go. Tackle over. Tackle over. Yeah. Hey, how about that courtroom earlier, huh? That was awesome. Bet you didn't think that was gonna happen huh me ruling for a guy who pretty much decapitated a kicker i think we came to the

agreement at the end that he would have done it differently next time he'll do it differently next time yep that was what we came to at the end an agreement that he would do it differently next time but he was correct after looking back at the film after the courtroom he was correct that the ball was returning that way and Hauschka does make a cut to go act as if he's going to make a play so I mean he kind of does in Hauschka I was talking about that middle area early Hauschka knows there's people behind him too so you're that middle area is when people are behind you and in front of you that's not a good place to be you're either in the middle of it or you're all the way out of it it's one of the other but do i think it was a little bit excessive possibly but what if house could give

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I don't know. There's people talking about Gostkowski, if he could be gone. Really? That dude's one of the best in the game. He can come to Pittsburgh. He's the all-time winning scorer for the Patriots now. What's that?

He's the all-time. He passed Vinny. He's the all-time winning scorer. I will say. He's really fucking good. It'd be nice to get, what's the A&M man? Brady Mann. He's a punter.

Well, we want him too. Hey, good scouting there. He's a right-footed punter. First team All-American. He's a right-footed punter. He hits the ball very, very far. Congrats to him for winning the right guy. I think he's going to give up a couple touchdowns early, potentially.

But I think his leg is strong enough he'll be able to figure it out. The kid's got a very strong leg. I think he's very good. I like Braden Mann. Talked about him on Texas A&M Radio. Yeah, I remember that. Called him from the truck. Gig him.

Gig him down there, boy. Braden Mann, good guy. They call him Piss Missile because of the video I did about him. They call down there, boy. Braden Mann, good guy. They call him Piss Missile because the video I did about him, they call him, his nickname is Piss Missile because I did a video about him.

Not a bad nickname. Great. But yeah, after- College too? Calling me Piss Missile? Yeah. What's up, bro?

You definitely drink beers with the name Piss Missile. Yeah. I had a friend named Thor. I couldn't even imagine if Thor and Piss Missile walked in. Fuck. That's in. Fuck.

That's tough. Anyways. I mean. Get to the part where you crumble and die. Okay. That's what we're looking for. I know. So, Gostowski gets a field goal.

Yep. 33-28. Happy he did that, by the way. Very excited. My mother, who is a mother, was like, hey, Connor. She there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's there.

You got to leave early. You want to beat the rush. You got to get there. Are you kidding me? You're puking before the game? Three hours you arrived before the game. I'm not. He did.

Three hours before the game. Puking, shaking, couldn't even hold his vitamins. Dropping vitamins. Dropping vitamins. I know. I know. And she thinks you're going to leave early. No, we do.

That's not going to. What? We do. You did? I do leave early. Oh, no. So we're I know. And she thinks you're going to leave early. No, we do. That's not going to. What? We do. You did? I do leave early. Oh, no. So we're walking out. Yes.

Bro. 16 seconds. Wow. Always knew you were a piece of shit. Grand scheme. Great, great, great planning from her. The line at the Miami airport was long. I almost did miss my flight.

But I walk out. I'm taking my backpack full of clothes from the car. Go to get the Uber. Cops are blocking the street, whatever. We just get a cab. Open the trunk to the cab, right? It's opening. Backpack's off, putting it in.

Roar from the stadium. Roar. And I turn around. I'm like, oh, no. Taxi cab driver gets out of the car. The Dolphins won. The Dolphins won. I was like, shut the fuck up. I'm like, oh, no. Taxi cab driver gets out of the car. The Dolphins won. The Dolphins won. He's like, shut the fuck up.

I don't fucking care, dude. So then, you know, everything starts happening. Nick, by God, Boston Connors dead. I appreciated that a lot. I really did. You went all the way to Miami to see your favorite team, to celebrate your dad's birthday. And you left moments

before what might be the greatest play in NFL history. In a season. Either way. Do you think I wanted to see that either way? Yeah. No. Not me. Not me.

Yeah, the reaction from the Dolphins fans to you after that happens, I want to hear about that. Well, most of them left. Most of them were already gone by the time I left. All the Dolphins fans around me, gone. No one there if you stay there that play happens uh yeah for sure for sure i do because i think we're cursed in miami miami is a curse i don't know what it is who who plays next who you play next the stealers

who digs is that the season is over season's over it doesn't matter why is that digs i mean they're they have they had to go two-2 in this last stretch. They're now going to lose the Patriots, Saints, and Bengals. Probably get the 14th or 15th draft pick. So... Oh, boy. I started looking up mock drafts last night. I'm fucking done with them.

They're fucking... You can't beat the Raiders in Oakland. Big Ben sits out fucking three drives when he could have come back earlier. Okay, questions, questions. Because the Raiders-Steelers game was deep in the DirecTV. I was already at home by this point. I only have one game on.

I don't have six TVs like the office. I don't even know what's really going on. I flip over to the Steelers-Raiders because I'm getting a lot of tweets about Boswell. And normally, I get tweets whenever things bad are happening. So I got a lot of tweets about Boswell. So I'm like, what the fuck's going on over here? And I said, Dobbs is playing quarterback. Some running back I never heard of is in the backfield.

I'm like, is this a fucking preseason? And I look at the score. I'm like, 14-14? What is going on here? And I send a group text. What happened to Ben? And then everybody was just like, no idea. No idea.

He's standing over there with a hat on. Fucking fake rib injury. He didn't even get hit. Fucking pussy. Soft cartilage. So what happened? He wanted to lose to John Gruden and Derek Carr? Who the fuck knows?

He wanted to do classic Ben hero bullshit, so he sat out until they went down. Then he came back in, literally scored in 30 seconds to take the lead, and then they fucking scored again to end. Hold on. He was a hero. He came back and did what Ben does. I've been a Tomlin apologist my entire fucking life.

He's gone. Fuck him. He could be gone. Who, Ben? No, no, no. Ben's still fine. Tomlin? Yeah, Tomlin.

Fuck him. Why are you mad at Tomlin? Because it was Tomlin's decision, apparently, not to put Ben back in. Wait, so Ben comes back, and he says, Hey, Tomlin. He was cleared at halftime. It's me, Ben. Fake injury. You know the deal. I'm going to Ben back in. Wait, so Ben comes back and he says, Hey, Tomlin. He was cleared at halftime. It's me, Ben.

Fake injury. You know the deal. I'm going to go back in. Tomlin goes, nah. And says, Josh Dobbs is our starting quarterback? We were in the flow of the game. Is that what he said? Tomlin said we were in the flow of the game.

There's no way that's what happened. He went on record and said we were in the flow of the game. They asked why Ben didn't come in. And then when the Raiders did throw the ball down to the 8 or whatever, there was a minute 20 left, and he was like, no, no, no, timeouts, we're fine. We don't need to call a timeout. Let's just rather run down to 20 seconds. Ben Roethlisberger is an elite quarterback.

This would be like if Tom Brady is healthy, granted, Tom Brady is greatest of all time, but Ben Roethlisberger is up in that top five. He literally is in the league. He's in that top five. Every year his numbers are outrageous. He has the in the league. He's in that top five. Every year, his numbers are outrageous. He has the greatest wide receiver in the game in Antonio Brown. Juju. Okay.

There's a reason why Juju probably gets all the open looks, if I had to guess. I don't know what defensive schemes they're running, but I would assume Antonio Brown is doing a lot of favors to Juju. Attracts a little attention. But to have the best wide receiver, you have to have a guy who's throwing the ball. Like Eli Manning isn't doing what Ben Roethlisberger is doing.

Roethlisberger is an absolute stud. But it's these types of situations that it's always the petty shit that happens with Ben Roethlisberger. You're like, this is why you're not the guy, though. Like, what happens? He comes back on the sideline. And Tomlin looks at him and says no. And Roethlisberger just goes, oh, okay. I'm starting quarterback here for like 12 years.

I won a Super Bowl. I'm just not going to go. Like Peyton Manning would have put his helmet on, walked on the field, and told whoever, Dobbs, to get the fuck off the field. We're going, like that is what those guys. Yeah, you would think so. That is what those guys do, though.

That's what I'm saying. Like that is what those guys do. Tom Brady would have done the same. What do you think? Belichick's going to gonna be like uh tom go ahead and take a fucking seat like who the fuck is gonna do that normally ben would too there's been times where they've sent the punt team off and ben has sent them back like he has the ability to do that but he stood there for a quarter and a half why who the fuck because he's does this happen because they know the ravens already lost or no does that not happen no no the ravens already lost? Or no? Does that not happen? No, no. The Ravens already lost, by the way. They need to win then, right?

Yeah. It's a must win. Even a bigger reason to win? They needed to go two and two, and they were going to beat the Raiders and Bengals and lose to the Saints. Hey, that's crazy to me, though, that they treat Ben Roethlisberger like that.

And now they're out of the playoffs. I wonder what that is. You call out wide receivers in the media, the locker room maybe doesn't get behind you anymore. Coach is like, fuck this guy. Dobbs, this guy who's in his fifth game of his life, is in? I had fucking Tennessee fans, don't worry, he's really good. No, he fucking sucks too.

Who, Dobbs? Yeah. He looks pretty good though. No, he sucks too. He looks pretty athletic. Yeah, sure. He can run. Yeah, sure, yeah.

But he's not a guy who's put up 500 yards in a game before. I literally came in and ran like a five-play drive and scored immediately. How does that happen? And then that Mickey Mouse fucking baseball field. Get a real goddamn stadium. Yeah, that is true. I'm with you on that. I mean, how hot is that?

You think that's what happened with Buzz? It's exactly where the fucking infield used to be. I wonder what happened. Maybe he's not comfortable with one of those real... I don't think he's comfortable with anything. You gotta admit, having a baseball field in 2018 in the middle of an NFL stadium

is comparable to having a patch of grass on ice. It's bad. I mean, that's bad. I don't give a... Who cares if they play back-to-back nights? Well, they don't give a shit. They're leaving. They're leaving. They're going to Vegas. That's why they're leaving, though. The A's are getting a new stadium.

The Raiders are leaving because of that. So that's why they're going. They don't want to be there. But Janikowski used to kick off there. We'd watch the film. And there'd be a hash mark with like an inch and a half of grass. And that's where the T would be lined up. Because kicking off on that dirt is just like a fucking nightmare.

It's a full nightmare situation. Well, this was where I assume where the dirt was, and they put sod over, and it just wasn't fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm just saying the whole thing seems. But to me, that's why you change your cleat, though. I don't know why. They literally showed the trainers, the Steelers trainers, during the game.

It was probably like the second quarter, end of first, second quarter. They were wheeling out four bags of cleats for the entire team to change. Yeah, because Switzer had a chance to score early, and he slipped. So the entire team knew. So I wonder if Boz just has something where he doesn't like the bigger cleats, because it is a little heavier. It's a little clunkier. It definitely looked like he planted that foot with complete confidence.

Complete confidence. It was great force. Like, ooh, it's going to stop. Yeah, there was no hold back at all. I think he went out there thinking he was going to crush that ball. i think he thought he was gonna give that all he got and he just flew by the way what if he did finally get to the point where he was like all right i'm just gonna let it go i'm bad i'm bad i just want to go you know what this has been a rough year but this is one that they need this is one i'm gonna go going to go out there. I got us. I got us.

No thinking. I'm just going to hit this as hard as I fucking can. And then he goes out there and just falls in his head. As he's slipping, he's just like. And this is after they had 15 seconds left from their own 20. They do a hook and lateral play, and Juju runs down to the opposite 15. Incredible play. And then those announcers for the Colts game was terrible

by the way. Who were they? Do you know? Just cynical men like hey I'm watching this game. Stop making me miserable with you. Like oh this is bad. This is terrible. Hey Gabe cheer up a little bit. The Steelers Raiders guy whoever was calling that game was like he got out just

in the nick of time. I was like, there's five seconds left. You know these motherfuckers run 40 yards in like 4.2 seconds. It was on Fox, which I have no idea why. He had nothing but time. He could have kept going for sure. He was like, ah. He was pushing it there. No, he's not.

What are you talking about? These dudes run forever in five seconds. So I knew they were in trouble when they were trying to sit on that four-point lead, and they had Dobbs in the game still, and then the Raiders scored. Okay, Ben comes back in. They marched down the field. They scored. In my mind, I'm like, ah, you know, jokingly, I was like, ah, they left too much time.

Too much time for Derek Carr. You don't leave that much time for Derek Carr. And lo and behold, they fucking marched right down the field and punched it in, and I'm like, fuck. Hey, there was a lot of cool shit that happened, though. Jarvis Landry, he took celebrating to a whole other level. He celebrated three motherfucking times. I don't know if anybody saw this.

He did a self-celebration. I don't know if it was Jarvis Landry. I feel like it was Jarvis Landry. He scored twice. Yeah. He did a self-celebration on one where he did, like, fake floss. Uh-huh. And then somebody came over him and told him about the

planned fire bonfire celebration i like that so then they have to wait for everybody to get to the bonfire they're still showing him just standing there everybody comes sprinting over they sit down do a bonfire and then he goes and does a lambo leap he did three celebrations legit three fools i thought i was watching basketball. I thought they were going to bring out the full fucking Rocketeer thing. I was like, this is awesome. The city of Cleveland need that, by the way. When you score in Cleveland you have to get all of your celebrations that you had planned out

for the year. They didn't deserve that, man. Hey, Jarvis Landry didn't deserve that, but it did feel like that's what was happening. When he did the Cleveland leap there and the fans were cheering and Baker threw that dime i'm like good for the dog pond they've had fucking old hugh jack city over there for years losing theirs they got something over there digs there's a lot of people there that think they're

going to win the division this year they're out of fucking their minds hey i said since hard knocks about the amount of talent that team legit, that team is something special. I like watching them. If you're a Steelers fan and you're watching your head coach bench your starter in the middle of a fucking game in a playoff hunt. Oh, wait, wait. You think we're worried about Cleveland? Yeah.

I think you should be. Since when? Next year. They went 10-6 with Derek Anderson and then didn't win a game for another century. Next year, Baker Mayfield, I think, is a stud. Now, granted, he might get hurt. Something happened. He's small, you know, so he might get hurt. Drew Brees has figured out a way not another century. Next year, Baker Mayfield, I think, is a stud. Now, granted, he might get hurt. Something happened. He's small, you know, so he might get hurt.

Drew Brees has figured out a way not to get hurt, though, and he's a tiny little fella, too. I think, in comparison, obviously people are going to be like, Drew Brees is like 6'1", bro. Whatever. You get it. Baker Mayfield is a stud. I see what you're saying, and I think Baker's really good, too.

But he is so far down the list of things to worry about right now. I think that is your immediate worry. Cincinnati Bengals are thinking about hiring Hugh Jackson. They got no fucking shot. The Baltimore Ravens, Lamar Jackson, that offense is going to become something probably predictable, if I had to guess. It happens with RG3.

It happens with these new – Cameron Newton, same thing, with these click offenses. Not click. Yeah, niche. Niche offenses kind of get figured out by very smart people in the nfl i agree that's kind of what happens you know that's why you see things kill and then all these geniuses have an entire off season to figure out how to stop it and it kind of goes away that's why talent always wins in the end instead of scheme but i think baker mayfieldfield is a problem for you.

I think Baker Mayfield could be a problem. You're putting a lot of faith in them to hire the right head coach. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Right up at some coordinator. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I've been hearing this for 25 years. You don't like Greg Williams as a head coach. Whoa, he got three wins.

Yeah. Three wins. 65-yard bomb before his quarter. Hugh Jackson had three years to get four wins. Three. Yep, let's see him do it over 16 games with other teams game planning specifically for his offense. I'm asking you this.

What if Bruce Arians comes in, though? Bruce Arians. The quarterback goes, fuck, how'd he do in Arizona? How'd he do in Arizona? When he first got there. Hey, Bruce Arians might kill Baker Mayfield, though. Legit. That is a five-step wait for it. hold my dick, we're going for it.

Bruce Arians, nuts on the table offense. That is a... Everything will be over the top. It'll be like he's back at Oklahoma. But he's got it, too. That's what they're doing right now. They're running a college offense right now. Hey, Bruce Arians saw that 64-yard ball and was like,

we can fucking throw some deep balls with that mother right there. Bruce Arians would love that game. They said right now Freddie Kitchens is running basically the same offense that Baker ran at Oklahoma, so to make it feel comfortable. So there's no way that Bruce can come in and Greg Williams can be D coordinator, right? They can't do that.

Bruce Arians said publicly that he was going to bring in Chuck Pagano. They could, but the way Greg's been talking about all these offers he's getting, it doesn't seem like he would stick around. But that's what I'm saying. I feel like Greg Williams has probably got a pretty good rapport in that locker room. You're an interim head.

Interim head coaches who do well are very much beloved in the locker room because you're doing something you're not supposed to do. That's going to be an interesting hire after the year. It's going to be interesting to see what they do. With that being said, Cleveland could Cleveland and bring in somebody absolutely terrible and ruin Baker Mayfield somehow. They got young talent across the board, though. But they are loaded with talent.

And they're all young. Miles Garrett, young. Jabril Peppers, Denzel Ward. Nick Chubb has had a year now that he's stepped in and become the guy. And Callaway, a wide receiver, is pretty good. He had that deep catch against the Saints. Oh, yeah, that was a one good catch. Yeah, He had that deep catch against the Saints. Oh, yeah. That was a one good catch.

Yeah. That was great. Yeah, I mean, against the one best. Week four, maybe. The one best team in the NFL. Hey, sparks of greatness. That's all you need. You just need to keep the fire burning, brother.

Just saying. You guys are saying all the same things we've heard for years. I don't know. No, but Baker Mayfield's a different player. That's the issue. They said that about Johnny Manziel, too. Oh, and Brandon Whedon. Did they say it about him, too? No, not about Whedon, but they did say it about Manziel. They did not. They did that about Johnny Manziel, too. And Brandon Whedon. Did they say it about him, too?

No, not about Whedon, but they did say it about Manziel. They did not. They did not. No, they did not. About Manziel, they did not about Whedon. I was excited for Manziel to get there. I'll tell you that. Well, he won one game there, and he was fucking next night.

You're in the same boat as me, though. What did he do the next night? Oh, he missed a meet-up. No, no, no, no. I'm saying, sorry, he was the next. He was like their shining knight in armor. There's no denying the Browns are better. They're going to be better.

But it's a tall task to go and then just dominate the division. Here I am. As a guy who thinks the Colts are probably going to win a Super Bowl within the next couple years, I am saying the Cleveland Browns, the Cleveland Browns are going to win the AFC North within the next two years. Two. Put it in. Put it down.

Lock it down. Lock it the fuck in. Lock it in. Put it down. Lock it down. Lock it the fuck in. Lock it in. Lock it in. I want to call my bookie and make a bet. I'm like, oh, can you give me some odds for this? I don't really see anything that would make me want to dispute that. Especially the Big Ben. You're going to the shitter. You guys are going to

your bench and your starting quarterback. Mid-third quarter. Who's headboard? The Shredder's not getting any younger. Big Ben's wicked old. You guys are so easilythird quarter. Who's head quarterback? Well, the starter's not getting any younger. Yeah, Big Ben's wicked old. You guys are so easily swayed. It's unbelievable. I just think they're playing really well right now. A lot of tells.

I think there's a lot of tells. How'd they do last week? We don't know. We don't know, Diggs. We don't know. We're in a one. Each week is its own season. Look what they've been through.

I think to come back and look like what they do now that quickly, I think it's a good sign. Now, the only issue with this whole thing is San Fran did the same type of thing, but San Fran also lost their quarterback first game whenever he tried to juke instead of fucking just go out of bounds, Jimmy. Just go out of bounds, Jimmy. The entire 49ers faithful is just resting on your beautiful,

beautiful face and shoulders. Just run out of bounds. San Francisco is probably a very good team if that's the case. George Kittle is going to be on the show. He's got meetings. Probably a lie, but I'm not waiting. I sent him a DM at halftime asking him to come on the show. I'm going to get in here early.

He said, absolutely. Today the schedules didn't line up. I love George Kittle. Great game. Friend of the show. But we had court earlier too. Yeah, yeah. You got to do what you got to do. Can I be that guy for a minute Kittle. Great game. Friend of the show. But we had court earlier, too. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you got to do what you got to do.

Can I be that guy for a minute? Yeah. Just give me a second-half catch. I mean, just give me one, okay? Well, Shanahan, same thing. Shanahan actually said that in the post-game speech. He said, we've got a game ball here. A guy with 210 yards, right?

Yeah. Five yards off the franchise record, he said. And he said, I probably should have got you the ball. What the fuck? It was a great line. I thought it was the overall record because Shannon Sharp's the one. Did Shannon Sharp play for San Fran? No. It was positional record.

It was the positional record. It was 215. It might have been both though. I'm sure it was. That's incredible. Good for George Kittle. What? Wearing his fucking Austin 316 shirt. He for George Kittle. What? Wearing his fucking Austin 316 shirt. I love him. He's a hilarious human.

I mean, just sitting around for three more hours, though. I don't know if I can do it. Let's assume that that interview is not happening. Yesterday, Mahomes was throwing no-look passes. Bro, this dude's a fucking video game. Hey, he is a lot of fun to watch. That Kansas City Chiefs team is a lot of fun to watch. They're very real.

They are very real. That was baseball. That was a straight-up baseball shortstop. Do you do that in practice at all? No, I don't think so. First off, in football, it's not like they were in a zone. The corner was really trailing him a man. There was no reason to even look to do a no-look pass.

He just did it for the fun. There's a linebacker right there in the middle, though. The guy that I pointed at in the video, there was a guy, he was a little bigger body. I'm not sure he could have cut it off. But I think in basketball, the guys that have the ability to do that shit, I don't think they think about it.

No, no, no. They're right. They just do it. It's something that just happens. Like, Mahomes might have made eye contact with that fucking guy and just decided to fucking do it on his own. It looked like a shortstop that looked the runner back to third, and out of the corner of his eye saw a guy

who's still too far off the bag at first and snaps it over. And that wasn't even his best throw. And then the rollout, the Tyree kill, and fourth down. Like, whoa. And everybody's saying, I mean, the internet. Yeah, yeah. People are going to find things to say. Well, it was fourth and nine.

So why didn't he do that on the first three plays? Somebody tweeted that to me. That's really what they said? Somebody tweeted. I think numerous people tweeted it. And then no look pass. One guy was like, high school football, All-American, obviously.

At least all section. He goes, yo, wait until he throws a pick doing that. Then will it be worth it? I'm like, yeah, absolutely. If I get this highlight out of that, yeah, it's absolutely worth it. Yeah, I wasn't looking. Of course I'd throw a pick. Yeah, what do you expect from the guy?

That was awesome. It was like Brett Favre back in the day. But Brett Favre would only do it for like five yards. That seemed like he kind of threw that for like 40, 50 yards. Favre would also complete it once and then try. That seemed like he could have threw that for like 40, 50 yards. Favre would also complete it once and then try to do it like 15 times the rest of the game. He's like Favre, Rodgers, and like Randall Cunningham all in one. I love him.

It's crazy. I think Flacco ends up in Cincy, by the way. I woke up with that. That'd be hysterical. Wow. I think that's where he's ending up. I mean, and by the way, good luck. Maybe Jim Caldwell is head coach over there.

I think Dalton's better than Flacco. Anybody buy into Lamar Jackson? I think it's going to be an offensive. Diggs. I wasn't. Yesterday he played a lot better. I mean, they should have won. But hold on.

They bring in RG3. They bring in RG3 when they needed a throw. Hey, RG3, here's third and 22, I think it was, at the end of the game. Oh, after Lamar got hurt. No, at the end of the game, the last two plays. He got hurt. Is it because Lamar Jackson got hurt, the last two plays. I know, he got hurt. Is it because Lamar Jackson got hurt? Yeah. On second down?

Yeah, he got hurt. That's why he came out. No. Yeah, swear to God. Get used to it. I feel like I was watching the game. I feel like I was watching the game and I didn't see that. No, he got hurt.

On second down. And then the announcer was talking about how it was actually unlucky for KC because they thought Robert Griffin was actually a better thrower. Yes. They were talking about that. But I thought they were saying, like, here, RG3, here you're coming into third and 22 like Harbaugh subbed him in. I'm 99.9% sure he was hurt.

That's what I thought. I remember, but now you're making me question it, and I have no fucking backbone. I was listening with no sound. But Lamar Jackson already hurt is not a good sign because the guy that came into him, that kind of teacher, the guy that came in, kind of the same thing. That's what happens with those quarterbacks, though.

I mean, it happened with RG3. The only reason Cam Newton hasn't died yet is because he's a monster. Johnny Manziel, they tried to do it a little bit. He would have died. Johnny Manziel would have died. That's why I think the Baker-Drew Brees comparison, Brett Favre comparison. Well, yeah, Baker can throw it much better than those guys.

He can maneuver in the pocket. He's also a little thicker. Baker's a little thicker. He's a smart runner, too. He's got grit. Dude, that kid's got it. I love the way he... I like the way he plays a lot. I'm a big Baker Mayfield fan. And he said he woke up feeling dangerous.

Back-to-back Heismans for the old Oklahoma Sooners. That was a wild move, huh? How about our boy from North Dakota State with the basketball pregame warm-up with the football? Hey, that was some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen. That was some of the... I know. And I put the tweet out. I said, I feel like

I'm a pretty good football handler. I can spin it. I can put it on my finger. I can do the bounce back off the ground. I can do the in the palm thing. When you have a football in your hand for like hours at a time, you learn how to do stuff, right? I can throw it behind the back, bounce back. I can do all that shit. I have never even thought or considered doing that.

And I don't know. I've never. He was smooth as shit. Whenever you said North Dakota by a million, if the guy is that loose being able to do that, because there's not a lot of thinking there. If you think you're going to mess that up. If he's that loose on national TV,

which that was a complete flex, by by the way on national TV, that's insane to think about. They won 38-0. Yeah, good call, Diggsie. Makes sense. That makes a lot of sense. How about him going behind the leg with it? It was like kind of what Steph Curry does like pregame, but with a football. Did anybody try that? No, I haven't. Literally, I just thought about it. I actually

did try it earlier. How was it? I didn't even get the ball off the ground. It was very hard. It was very difficult. It looks, because there's only about that big of a spot. I would always drop the ball, right? Because a drop is the most important part of the punt. And you try to drop it completely flat.

And when you do that, it should bounce straight back up to you. That is what he's doing, but he's throwing it back and forth, flipping it. He's trying to make it bounce as flat as possible. That's an incredible touch. I was mesmerized. Yeah, me too. I was legit.

I watched it probably, I'd say 100 times. I was in an airport. I was in an airport. I probably watched it 100 times. I'm like, how is he even? How is this guy doing this? It was Carson Wentz's backup, and now he's going to go, too, pretty high in the draft, apparently.

That dribbling expose, I'd love him in the locker room. That game was wild, too. Fucking Cowboys-Eagles. Does he dribble before his next game? Yeah, he has to. I assume he does it before every game. That's probably a pregame thing for him. That's right.

It seemed like it was his thing. Yeah, I assume it's that every game thing. He didn't just wake up that day like, look what I can do. How many times do they bring that up during the draft? Oh, God, I can't. They're going to talk. He could probably throw the ball far. Probably.

Probably throw the ball far. You know he's got good handles. You remember when he showed that? It'll be every single draft lead up. Mel Kuyper is all over that. Todd McShay, Mel Kuyper, Bill Pullian will probably mention something about it somehow. Everybody on ESPN will talk about that. That Heisman came out of nowhere.

Ain't nobody thought Kyler Murray was going to do that. He was Ty's brother put into Kyler Murray before the season to win the Heisman. Really? Wow. What were the odds? Plus 2,000. Wow. Yeah, brother.

Bro, bro, bro. And then he was the favorite going into that night so he almost guaranteed the win that was it's crazy the media 1000 flipped it into him being the favorite like three days four days beforehand it started to become like obvious that kyler murray who votes the media or ex-winners both so the media came together and said this guy only plays one half every single game this guy is more vital to his team than this guy because jalen hurts took the heisman moment from tua so we are going to drum up some drama as well with this start writing about kyler murray so there's a bunch of hype before the heisman and then heisman gives it to the underdog that's an

incredible thing a guy who has a nine9 million signing bonus waiting for him from the MLB was somehow an underdog story. Somehow an underdog story. Morris came out and vehemently said he is not playing football. He's going to play baseball. Good for him, man. Smart. He won three state championships in Texas, too.

I was watching highlights of him from high school. He was incredible. They were packing stadiums him from high school. He was incredible. They were packing stadiums just to see him. He was back up to Baker Mayfield. Even more the case that the Cleveland Browns are going to be fucking great in the next two years. Kyler Murray, who won three state championships in Texas, I think he went undefeated as a starting quarterback,

just won the Heisman his first year playing, was backing up the quarterback in Cleveland. Think about that. Yeah, what's your point? Joe Flacco used to back up Tyler Palko. Weird shit happens. Johnny Manziel also won the Heisman his first year playing, was backing up the quarterback in Cleveland. Think about that. Yeah, what's your point? Joe Flacco used to back up Tyler Palko. Weird shit happens. Johnny Mandel also won the Heisman. Hey, Tyler Palko was the truth, though.

Tyler Palko was. I love this fucking team. Tyler Palko was the truth. Tyler Palko was the truth. That guy with his lefty with his little flow. He backed up Drew Brees for years until fucking Chase Daniel came in and stole his spot. I was real pissed that day.

I saw him fucking Paisan Pauko, man. I saw him at some event, and he had this perfect suit on. His hair was flowing. I was like, you just look at this guy. Backup quarterback in the NFL just living. Pittsburgh legend, man. Pauko is a legend. He really is.

I think he hammered a couple beers. Well, he also threw like 40 touchdowns of fitzgerald like i heard fitzgerald by the way pretty good football yeah not bad uh the lions uh fucks he's edited that was a bad game i didn't even know what happened why i was watching red zone they didn't show a highlight until the fourth yeah i kept having to look on my phone to check the score because I had them in a parlay. So you all almost hit the same parlay, it sounds like, from bro, bro, bro.

Is that where these parlays are from? No, these are all on our own. Yeah, they were all slightly different too. I sent it to you guys because I was like, okay, the only team I had left was the Rams, and I had them at three and a half. So I was like, oh, of course, the Rams are only going to win by three. Lo and behold, whatever happens, happens. But at the time I sent it, I still needed Dallas to win.

And that was literally, as I sent it, Philadelphia scored. And I was like, oh, I just fucked myself. Shouldn't have done it. But then Amari Cooper came through. That was huge. Hey, that touchdown is insane to end it there. That guy. That guy was on the other end of that.

Douglas? That's a half an inch. That's a half. That on the other end of that. Douglas? That's a half an inch. That's a half. At the other side of the bone. That hits on the other side of his forearm. That ball goes down. You know that. Think about how miserable that corner's life is right now after that happening.

It's all over the internet. It's viral. It's prime time. It's another ending to the crazy NFL Sunday. That guy just lifts his hand just from here to there. That's not just a game. So many plays a game. That was Philadelphia's season, right?

Yeah, that was the division championship, really. It definitely was. Was it crazy focus on the part of Amari Cooper, or was he just kind of like, oh, there it is? Yeah, I think so. Because it looked like he was just tracking it. By the way, I think so. Yeah, it looked like it.

Those elite guys are next. He's been unreal since he got out of the ring. Everybody went after Jerry Jones, man. Everybody went after Jerry Jones. Everybody was like, Jerry Jones? I even said it. Like, this is Jerry Jones doing what Jerry Jones does. You give up a first-round pick, that's big PR.

That's a big story. I never said it was a bad decision. I thought it was just strictly a PR marketing promotion move by Jerry. But it turns out it's the fucking best one that was made at that time. He went back to being who he was his rookie year. He was perfect there. Jerry, he said in the post-game interview, he said, this is what I dreamed about as a kid.

The city, the passion, the facilities. He took a shot at the Raiders facilities. He was like, this is what I dream. This has been a dream come true. And if they make the playoffs, Dallas, he'll win his third Executive of the Year award. That's a true story. Jerry Jones?

Yeah. Is that an impressive amount of times? Yes. What is normal? One. You know, one, two. But Jerry will get three. I'm just saying, with the Cooper midseason, number one, boom,

starts him on a playoff run. By the way, might deserve it, too. The owner of the team i mean those go to gms as you know you know what i mean yeah there's not a lot of owners that do both how about tyron smith wearing a fucking knee brace on his arm yeah what a mammoth that's like cena wearing a fucking headband on his arm that's like cena sir hey have you seen the clip of when the rock asked cena for a uh armband and it doesn't fit. The Rock makes fun of Cena for having too big of arms.

Because he wanted to do a people's elbow. That's what I thought of yesterday whenever I saw that guy with the knee brace. What do they put on his knee then? I have no idea. It has to be custom made. He's the same human as us, by the way. Same species.

They probably have elephant knee braces that they have to buy and ship in for Tyron Smith. That guy. Good for him. It's a great NFL Sunday, man. And then the Bears defense dominated. Mitch still sucks, but the Bears defense is unbelievable. He threw... He sucks. It was

very... It was for the brand. It was very eye-opening there. Johnny Hecker with a nice fake. That's like every week. He gave more opportunities than anybody. It was very eye-opening there. Johnny Hecker with a nice fake. Yeah. They gave him more opportunities than anybody. It would be awesome. That would be the most awesome thing. The amount of lobbying that it has to take to get a fake punter or fake field goal is next level. I would have to put a seed in somebody's ear three weeks ahead of time

that a potential fake could work against a team because I saw something or Tom McMahon saw something in Chuck's ear. Three, four weeks ahead of time that a potential fake could work against the team. Cause I saw something or Tom McMahon saw something like Chuck's ear, like three, four weeks ahead of time. Like, Hey, whenever we go to Houston, they are very much wide open for a gunner,

whatever, a gunner go or something like that. And then it's, Oh, I'll look at that. I'll look at that. I'm like, yeah,

go look at that four weeks in advance. So then we get to it. I'm like, Hey Tom, we've got to Four weeks in advance. So then we get to it, and I'm like, hey, Tom, we've got to practice this. And then we would practice, and then it gets to game time. It gets to game time, and we end up in a situation where we can run it. And it's like I'm literally just staring at him on the sideline, like staring at him. What's the call, by the way? What's the signal?

It could be anyone. It could be one where I roll right and throw. There could be just a gunner free throw. No, no, no. What's your call from the sidelines? Hey, we're going. We're not putting this thing. Me?

Yeah. You think I can make that call? I did that one time at Jerry World. I did that one time at Jerry World. Do you remember the name of the call you checked off? I think it was just Zebra. So you go to Zebra, which meant zone for the line. So the line's no longer blocking a man.

They're going to zone because they just got to hold up long enough for me to get the ball and throw it. So if any time a corner was left wide open, it was a check to zebra. Zebra was checked to throw to the gunner. So it was automatic that. So if you look in that thing, Colt Anderson actually looks back at me and goes zebra. And I go, yep, yep.

You usually yell a call before? Huh? You usually yell something on the line? Not me. The PP does. So the PP is making the calls because he's up there. So he's setting the protection. So he'll say either red, blue, whatever they have, Los Angeles, New York,

however they have left, right. That's for the center to go that direction. So if there's four people on the right side, you need the center to go right. So it would be like red, red. So the right guard knows that the center is going to the right So the right guard knows that the center is going to the right. The left guard knows that the center is going to the right. That's it, right? So it's like, hey, the center is leaving you.

You're on an island. Left guard, right? So those are the calls. Zebra is when you go to a zone. So everybody doesn't have a man now. Everybody is just backing up like field goal protection. But whenever that happened, if you watch a film, Colt Anderson looks at me.

He looks at me when he sees the corner come on we've practiced this like literally 82 times like we've we've practiced it a lot and like you see colt anderson like look at the guy and like his eyes just get huge and turns around goes zero yep yep let's go first quarter primetime television against the dallas cowboys our first drive on our own, 18, 4th and 12. We gave the ball to Trent Richardson three times. It was great. Lost two yards, and bang, I throw it. I thought it was a dime. I thought it was a dime.

Dooley McDonald had caught that pass 70 times in practice. It was a lock, and he dropped it. And he dropped it. And the entire sideline is awesome. There's a guy named Wally who's an athletic trainer for the Colts. The best. One of the most hilarious humans in the history of the world. He is right on the sideline, right where Dewey's catching it,

and he just starts throwing his water bottles up and down and then walks away because he'll fucking start screaming something. Everybody just loses their mind. And it was after that where Chuck was like, I'll make the calls you're on the phone. I was like, eh. I was like, well, are we going to stop throwing the ball to Dwayne Allen if he drops a pass?

Is that going to happen? Are we just going to get a little gun-shy, Chuck? And he was like, listen, we're on our own 18 and you're throwing the ball to Dewey McDonald. I was like, that makes sense anyways the lobbying for a fake is very difficult but out there bones john fossil just lets it fly cuz hecker's an athlete uh-huh it'd be awesome for him how about uh tason hill blocking that punt yeah by the way everybody's calling him a quarterback is that what he's been playing this year? He hasn't been playing wide receiver

or slot wide receiver or running back. Everybody's like a punter's blocking or a quarterback's blocking a punt. I don't think he's played quarterback one time this year. I think Drew Brees has been on the field every single time he's there. I was mind blown that they were trying to undersell that. It's so easy to

block a punt, a fucking quarterback can do it. He's got to be having so much fun. He gets to play every position. He's like backyard football for you. It's backyard football for him. He's faster than everybody on that team, they said. And he just lives. He's what, a 45-year-old Mormon guy, right?

Exactly right. Good for him. Did you see the Bears fake where they're trying to go bring the offense back out and the ref went down? Yeah, that's what we were trying to do, by the way, against the Patriots. So they're trying to go like bring the offense back out and the ref went down yeah that's what we were trying to do by the way against the Patriots so they're trying to get a substitution thing just like the terrible terrible god awful yeah but that's what we were trying to do but the Patriots didn't fall for it at all at all which by the way was in the plan if they don't fall for it we're cool just back her up five. Get a fair catch inside the 20 anyways. No big deal. Just don't snap it.

Great play. Great play. It was just a communication. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a breakdown. Something fell through the seams. But the Bears last night, I think we're actually trying to get their offense on the field to run a play. But it doesn't make sense because then the defense has an opportunity to sub.

Yeah, they let them go all the way off the field. So they go all the way off the field. They come back. The Patriots do this every once back in the day. The Patriots used to do this. But they wouldn't let him go all the way off the field. So they go all the way off the field to come back. The Patriots do this every once back in the day. The Patriots used to do this, but they wouldn't let their people all the way off the field. They would get close and then come back, so there's no time to sub.

I didn't think the Bears did it completely correct because if that lineman isn't behind the ref, probably if he's still on the field, probably doesn't take out that ref, which is something to think about. They were coming off the sideline. It was weird to me. He got pretty fucked up.

Oh, yeah. That ref, by the way. Nagy something to think about. They were coming off the sideline. It was weird to me. Hey, he got pretty fucked up. Oh, yeah. They're a ref, by the way. Nagy was mad at the ref for me. God, that guy's on the line of scrimmage. That is a very standard position for a referee right there. You have to have a stronger base to be there.

I don't think you're expecting to get fucking pummeled from behind. By an offensive lineman in the NFL. Guys who wear fucking knee braces on their arms. Bradley Sal, by the way, who caught that touchdown, was a Colt for a while. A long time. You're talking about like a scratch golfer right there.

Yeah. I used to ask him, because he was a backup tackle for us, he replaced Michael Lohr from the blind side at Ole Miss. So when the blind side goes to the NFL, Bradley Sal pops in there, very new to football. Athlete, big athlete, was a baseball body. I think he was a pitcher.

I think he can throw like 90, that Bradley Sal guy. I think he can throw like 90 miles an hour. He threw an opening pitch somewhere and threw the heat to the fucking catcher. I don't know if that guy knew it was coming, but he's like 6'6", 6'7". He's a monster man and a very athletic dude, but he was never like a starting lineman anymore. He was always an athletic guy so they can put him anywhere, but he wasn't the starting guy.

He was in Arizona for a while. Now he's in Chicago. I didn't even know he was in Chicago until I saw him. He's an Arians guy. Bruce got him to Indy, and then Bruce got him to Arizona as well. Bruce does like him. But him making that catch, and it was all over. You saw the dance too by the good dance

he is an athletic motherfucker that guy you get i asked him for years why he's still playing football i'm like go golf he can hit the thing like 320 control it he's got good hands i'm like just go he looked when he snagged that ball i was like that is not a normal o-line yeah he is an athlete it was insane i think i've thrown some fakes to him in practice, to be honest. I think I've actually tossed the ball to Bradley Sattel a couple of times. But he is an athlete. He can throw a football forever. He's a guy who's transitioned.

I guess he feels like he can just golf forever. So in the future, it might seem like a Wildcat offense, maybe? Who's Kate? Why is she one? I meant to say Wild Kate Offense. I still don't think... I feel like all Kates are wild. Wild Cat.

Wild Kate Offense. Okay, Wild Cat Offense. Wild Kate Offense. I just think we're going to see him on a professional golfing tour. I'm certain of it, actually. They put this one down, too. Cleveland, it might be the senior one. Yeah, I know.

What is he now? He's probably... Pro-am, now. He's probably 30-something. He's in his 30s. I bet he's played for six teams. Yeah, he's bounced around. He was in Chicago for a bit, wasn't he? Anyone? He is.

He just got a touchdown there the other night. Glorms. Welcome to the conversation. No, no, no. I beg your pardon. I didn't mean Chicago. Where else was he? He was in Arizona, Indianapolis.

Oh, he went to another AFC South team. Not Tennessee. I think he was down in Arizona, Indianapolis. Oh, he went to another AFC South team. Not Tennessee. I think he was down in Houston. All right, sorry. That was mine. He's on Chicago right now. He actually scored a touchdown. He danced.

The whole thing was on primetime. I saw that. I threw Chicago in there unknowingly. It was against the Rams. I got another dumb question if you want it. Yeah, we love him. Marquette King. Yeah.

Why isn't he kicking in the league? You love this guy. Not only do you love him off the field and everything that he did, but you love the way that he punted the football. I think Marquette is his name, by the way. Marquette had an injury. I think it was a nagging injury. He got surgery, and he's bouncing back right now.

Didn't work out in Denver. I think Tom McMahon was planning on him punting a certain style. All right. So right now, Rigobertoto sanchez the punter for the colts it's like number three in net or something like that gives up no returns he's using the same strategy that we punted my last two years when i was putting there which is a take from sam cook with a little bit mixed with a bigger leg so basically you hit the aussie punt in the middle of the field which is normally just for pooch you hit it like 47 yards 48 yards you get a huge hang time and it's a fair catch every single time so there's zero return you're eliminating the returner completely it's but you're not getting 60 yard punts right so you're not hitting the ball 65

yards you're not hitting low liners to the corner and hoping that your coverage team is doing anything you're just hitting the ball short and high fair catch every single point. There was like three months where I didn't give up a return yard three months, by the way, which I think is, it might be a record. So he'll kick again.

I think he will. Yeah. But that's what Denver was wanting. Mark. That's what Tom McMahon, the special teams coach there who had me. And then he had Rigoberto last year and now he's there. He saw a huge leg.

You have to have a big leg to do this. so Rigoberto Sanchez has a very large leg but the only way you can hit the ball end over end 47 to 50 yards is you have to really fucking swing at it so you got to have a big leg so in Tom McMahon's head he was like Marquette has a huge leg I can teach him how to punt like this we'll be able to move it I don't think it was really Marquette's thing. I don't think it was his style. So I don't think he was being used in his particular best interest. So he didn't have a great year.

Wasn't having a great year in Denver. So I think he'll get another shot after this rehab and he'll be back. All right, Kevin White. What's up with him? Kevin White, West Virginia. Let's go. Somebody, something.

Diggsie, McAfee, give me something, Pat. Kevin White. Because when he came out, he was all McAfee, give me something, Pat. Kevin White. Because when he came out, he was all everything. Yeah, he got hurt four times in a row. And then he got two years out. Is he ever going to play in the league? We did a joint training camp with the Chicago Bears, and he was rehabbing something.

It was like year three of a rehab. He caught a Hail Mary this year. I don't know. Yeah, but the amount of monotony rehab is, that guy has had a fucking terrible go. It's not like, hey, we drafted this guy and he's hurt. It's like rehab is a bitch. And when you're not playing, you feel like you're nothing.

Granted, you're making good money, so I guess that's all you care about. It's good, but it's not a fun process. So I'm assuming he's not happy about it either, but he seems to be a guy. Does he play now? Not really. Not really. He's done done that's a shame oh well good west virginia grad here's something here's something to think about i was thinking about this yesterday so the giants right saquon's rolling he's a beast it's very apparent he is a monster he's unbelievable huh the last

couple games of the season for the giants are meaningless oh you're still gonna roll him out there not sit him but you're not gonna give him the ball 25 times a game for the rest of the season for the Giants are meaningless. You're still going to roll him out there. Not sit him, but you're not going to give him the ball 25 times a game for the rest of the year, are you? Is that coach getting fired? No, I don't think so. Maybe you do then. I think they go quarterback, and the Eli time, I think, might be over now. So it's crazy to think about the NBA strategy here.

That's what it is, really. It's crazy to think about that. I mean, everybody said that we did it when we sucked for luck the players didn't know that though by the way the shelf life of running backs yeah but also i mean the only thing from a personal standpoint is like the other players aren't trying to just lose no their entire life you know what i mean like they are also a part of that thing but you take saquon out of that i, I think they lose a lot of games right there. So maybe everybody else is fighting for a job. But even injury-wise, you don't want him to get in a late

ACL in the late part of the season. But he is Saquon Barkley. Their season's a bust. Adrian Peterson got an ACL injury late, came back in two months, and broke the NFL rushing. Let's assume that some of these humans are just on a different level,

using a knee brace for an elbow. No, that'll never happen. That'll never happen. There's no way they're a safe one. It just doesn't happen in football. I agree it doesn't, but should it? I don't know. I agree with the load carry, lighten the load carry.

Maybe 11 carries next to 22. Yeah, but, man, I'll tell you what. You keep feeding the beast there, and he goes into an offseason knowing he's the man. That's a whole different. Maybe that's an entire team generator booster, too. If they just fade off and lose here and disappear. To be honest, I wasn't even thinking about the tank.

I just knew the season was already at a bust. Well, you take him out. That's a tank, right? Yeah. Big time. Big time take. Aren't there incentives for him to play, though? Yeah, yeah.

In his contract? Probably. Wouldn't he want to hit a couple numbers there? Same with OBJ. I mean, he's already hitting some insane numbers if you look. Absolutely. GMs do not give a fuck about the players. Some might say that they do.

Some might say that they do. But I've seen players not dress for games because there's a particular bonus if a percentage of games is dressed or started. I've seen that happen before. Adam Gase. So we can't act like that doesn't happen. Yeah, we can't just act like that doesn't happen.

It does. But I think you'd want Saquon as much. I think you'd want him to be rolling. Personally, if he gets hurt, everything I just said was a lie. But I think going into the offseason, being the man, is good for the Giants. I think that's a good thing, especially because they know they're getting a new quarterback.

That quarterback, the conversation in New York with Saquon, dominating the league, I think that's a big deal. And Odell, they're paying him a bunch of money. He doesn't like New York. Hey, what about Greer? Greer to the Giants, maybe? No. No?

I don't know. Why not? Is Will Greer an NFL quarterback? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I saw him. I think so. I don't think I've not? Is Will Greer an NFL quarterback? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I saw him. I think so. So I don't think I've watched enough WVU games.

I've only seen a couple that have been on national TV. I had no clue whenever he was like sitting out the bowl game. I was, oh, shit, really? It's going to be like that? And then he was number four in Heisman voting. And then I started thinking about the games where he was just putting balls on a dime. I mean, he can throw the rock. He's a leader, too.

He's already kind of an old guy. He's mature. He's not like one of those. He's got a family is what you're saying. He has a family. He's a Mormon. You might as well just say he's like a Mormon. He's a Mormon.

You bring in Will Greer, you're bringing a little bit of a WVU edge and experience with the BYU hospitality. Yeah, and he's standing next to Saquon Barkley and throwing the ball to Odell Beckham. I mean, it's a good setup for him. And he's attractive, by the way. Will Greer is an attractive man. An attractive man in New York. That's a big deal. He's had next to Saquon Barkley and throwing the ball to Odell Beckham. I mean, it's a good setup for him. And he's attractive, by the way. Will Greer is an attractive man.

An attractive man in New York, that's a big deal. He's had some injury issues, and behind that O-line, that's not a great recipe. Yeah, but they got picks. Yeah, I know. Will Greer isn't going to be in the top ten, right? I don't think so. It's a really weak quarterback class.

It's so early, but I would say first round for sure. He'll be a first rounder for sure. And if the Giants go on a run here, they're not going to catch up to the Raiders, right? it comes to picks where no it's raiders and niners raiders raiders niners cardinals cardinals yeah oh yeah steelers fans you have to look at this now yeah i think i think we're gonna end up around 12 or 13 where are the giants gonna be before you or after you yeah well they have four wins right now so it depends if they play safe so if they win three in a row they'll tie the Steelers at seven wins.

So they'll be in the teens or something like that? Will Greer will still be around then, right? Oh, yeah. For sure. Unless he just dominates. You sure Pittsburgh don't win out?

No, I don't think Are you sure Pittsburgh don't win out? Dude, they're benching Ben Roethlisberger in the third quarter. What's going on? There has to be some

underlying thing going on over there. He wanted to protect his fucking ribs. Who? Tomlin wanted to protect Ben's ribs until it came down to it? One of them did. He hit to protect his fucking ribs. Who? Tomlin wanted to protect Ben's ribs until it came down to it?

One of them did. He hit the deck pretty hard, I will say. He's hit the deck a lot fucking harder than C. You ever see him do that quarterback drill where he's supposed to dodge those pads? He's hardened for that fall. He's been training for that fall. He's just batting the pads out of the air,

getting hit in the face with the pads. I'm tired of being fucking positive about this team. Fine, they're done. Stick a fork. Tomlin, above all things, Tomlin's super arrogant, and I think he just thought he was going to sit on that 14-point lead, maybe get lucky, kick another field goal, and win that game. Yeah, well, that's what happened.

Tomlin should be arrogant. He does win a lot. Yeah. He's never had a losing season until this season. I know. I know. They're dead. You guys win a lot. Yeah. He's never had a losing season until this season. I know. I know. They're dead. I can't believe this.

I mean, the Patriots after a loss, though, is a... Ryan Tannehill. You lost to Ryan Tannehill. The game you left early that you were puking before you were nervous about. You left early, though, because your mom told you to leave early. Yeah. You missed probably the play of the season. A play that I'd never want to see again.

But, yes, that is all true. You won't see it again, I'm sure, this week at all all i'm sure that play will not be aired ever again on any highlight reel for the history of football forever and ever well when it is you can look over to me and my fucking eyes are closed because i'm not watching it just like you did at the stadium yep yep i brought the crowd honestly honestly if i if i was there i probably wasn't watching it anyways you were looking in the back of a taxi's trunk whenever that play happened. You didn't even think about watching it. If I'm in the stadium, my hands are in my face, and I'm not even watching it.

I'm just waiting for the reaction to see if it's good or not. That's what happened when Boswell slipped. My hands went to my face. I dropped to my knees. Exactly. It was like the actual emoji. Devastation. It was like the emoji.

By the end of the game, I'm six inches from the TV. You're like that? Oh, yeah. Like the videos that I see from the Minneapolis Miracle last year. And then hands to the head. The Saints guys who are like right next to the TV screaming and throwing things. That's you? I don't throw shit, but I'm right next to the TV.

But you scream. Yeah. You left that one out. It builds as a game. First quarter, I start on the couch. Second quarter, I move to a chair. Third quarter, I'm up and down. Fourth quarter, I start on the couch. Second quarter, I move to a chair. Third quarter, I'm up and down. Fourth quarter, I'm standing the entire time.

Diggs, are you changing your tune when they win this weekend? Yeah, because here's why I have no sympathy for you guys. What do you mean win? I give you guys shit right now. You're talking about your season's over. But you conceivably could win the Super Bowl. And it's not going to blow anybody's mind. And they'll put Dobbs on.

Do you have quarterback? Don't fill his head with smoke, Todd. And they'll hang 40 on New England. You know it. They'll hang 40 on New England. They'll hang 40 on New England. You guys are fucking crazy. They might.

You guys are fucking crazy. Your defense is not good. It doesn't matter. Us after a loss against a team that we play every fucking year and win every fucking year. Hold on. We're going to win. Is this prime time, obviously? This is game of the week.

425. Nance, Romo, America game of the week. 425. Nance, Romo, America game of the week. 425 CBS. You keep selling Nance, Romo. Nance, Romo are my... I love Nance, Romo games. Really? Yeah, it goes them two then Michael's Collinsworth, but I don't love Collinsworth. By the way, Collinsworth came in

with that turtleneck. Everybody takes a lot of shots at that guy. I love him. I don't understand. I think those two do well. I love him. I would like to be a third man in the booth there. Do it. I think in that particular booth it'd be good. I always thought I was going to hate Collinsworth. Would you those two do well. I love him. I would like to be a third man in the booth there. Do it. I think in that particular booth, it'd be good. I always thought I was going to hate Colin. Would you slide in as well?

NBC. From the other side. Maybe I'm hanging onto his chair. It's like a late dragon. NBC is the only network that hasn't reached out. So there's no way. I hope you all have an incredible day. Thanks for foxing with us.

Hashtag Endgame. Hashtag Endgame, the name of the new Avengers. You're welcome Marvel guys in the room. You. Thank you. I appreciate that. Gave them the name. I'm happy I could do that. Wonderful name. It's nice. It's the least we could do. We named Gritty.

We made Gritty. It's nice. It's the least we could do. We named Gritty. Yep. We made Gritty. His generous contributions. I said Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay, after Mike McCarthy was the biggest lock of the weekend. Yeah, it was. He did. It was. The biggest lock of the weekend. So easy.

It's all I do here. It's like the bro, bro, bro. Merry Christmas. Called No Show Joe, the upset of the political election. Yep. The headline news in the political world was news that we broke two weeks ago before the election day, the vote. That got brought up this weekend in conversation, by the way.

Oh, nice. CIA agents were like, he doesn't really talk politics much. I was like, well. Excuse me. I was like, well. Excuse me. I was like, what did you just say there? And then Michael Klein goes. We did once. Well, the Joe Donnelly thing.

The Joe Donnelly. I was like, the thing? You mean the headline of election night? Sleeping Joe? Sleeping Joe. No show Joe? Mexico Joe? You're talking about Mexico Joe?

Yeah. That was our show. Yep. That was our show. That. That was our show. That was. People forget. Yeah. On record, saying the Browns are going to win the AFC North the next two years.

Two years. I'm thinking that second one. Yeah. Probably Baker's third year. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. One year with Bruce.

Second year with Bruce. Oh, and they've got to pay him. Big Ben scored in two years. No, they don't got to pay him. Third year, he's still on that rookie contract. Still on that rookie contract. Fifth year option for a first year quarterback. With his most. With his most don't got to pay him. Third year, he's still on that rookie contract. Still on that rookie contract. Fifth year option for a first year

quarterback. With his most experience with an offensive coordinator. I think that's why I said two years, by the way.

Yeah, Big Ben's for sure gone. For sure. We got Josh Stops. Ben Roethlisberger might be in the XFL by this point.

Everyone forgets that Mason Rudolph is lying in the weeds. Who? Oh, yeah.s that Mason Rudolph is lying in the weeds. Who? Oh, yeah. Who? Mason Rudolph.

Shooter from Oklahoma State. Oh, yeah. Our second round pick. Bang, bang. Third round pick. What happened? Mason Rudolph is lying in the weeds. Who is it?

The backup to the backup. He's the future. He didn't even play. He's the future. They benched Ben Roethlisberger in the middle of a playoff hunt, and this guy didn't even play. He got Josh Dobbs. He's got all the experience. Five gamesed Ben Roethlisberger in the middle of a playoff hunt and this guy didn't even play. Yeah, you got Josh Dobbs. He's got all the experience.

Five games. Mason's redshirting. He threw that one pass earlier this year. You remember that? Who the fuck is Mason Rudolph? And by the way, he plays yesterday

if he's any good digs, just so you know. It's the NFL. No, he's redshirting. I'm sorry. He plays over Dobbs if he's the guy like you're saying.

Baker Mayfield. He wasn't dressed. How's he going to play? That's what I'm saying. Put him as a backup then. It looks like Baker wants to play in Cleveland too, by're saying. Baker Mayfield. He wasn't dressed. How was he going to play? That's what I'm saying. Well, I mean, you know, put him as a backup then. It looks like Baker wants to play in Cleveland too, by the way. It fits him. Chip on the shoulder.

Little guy. Not great. It's just a perfect fit. Start low. Start low. Build it up. He is the one that revives the Cleveland Browns if this turns out well. Cleveland. The Cleveland Browns.

No, just Cleveland. Cleveland in general? Yeah. The city? Braun's gone. Braun's gone. He rev just Cleveland. Cleveland in general? Yeah. Braun's gone. Braun's gone. He revives them from the Braun leaving. Yeah, there's going to be witness with Baker Mayfield,

like double guns on all the buildings. It'll be dangerous. Yeah, dangerous. Witness danger with all those double guns. Wake up witnessing danger. Yeah, yeah. You're welcome, Nike. Hashtag end game, hashtag end game.

I'd like to hear your predictions for the next five years. Something that's going to happen that's going to be wild. Because here, I'd like to break news. And if you have a good prediction and you sound confident, I can't wait to hear it and spread it. Because that's what we do here. Real news all the time. From Judge Pat and Goose all the way through here,

great conversation, boys. Very thankful for all you. Bro, bro, bro. Happy Hanukkah to everybody. I always hand out gifts. We're fast-forwarding to the game of the week next week. Yeah, that's right. Take the Steelers against New England.

Wow. Bro, you got a dangling quarterback with a dangling knee. You got Gronk, the big polar bear. Just for future reference, the same guy that gave that bet also asked if the guy who scored a touchdown for future reference, the same guy that gave that bet also asked if the guy who scored a touchdown for the Bears was playing for the Bears. No, no, no. I threw about a wrong team on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know. I'm just making sure everybody knows. We got people we got to take care of. By the way, 78% last week, so remember that. Hey, Gorms, you just got pulled with Diggs and Nick, and now you're in on hate week, and I hate you for the next week. I love you, brother. I'm going to hug you every day. How about that? I'm not going to let you touch me. Put Jason

McCourty back there instead of Greg next time. By the way, NFL on Saturdays is back. Oh, yeah. Hey, good call. Jets! All right. I would like predictions for this NFL Saturday. I can't thank you enough for listening. Yeah. Tyler Trent interview coming

up on Thursday. Tyler Trent,rent purdue legend uh who touching lives that kid inspiring plenty in many after chatting with him and his family it's really really cool stuff you're gonna enjoy that also darius leonard the maniac i traveled to the colts complex for a conversation defensive rookie of the year, hands down? By a mile. I think he has to. By a mile? Yeah, he has 138 total tackles. He's unbelievable at football. I have no idea how the fuck they found him.

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