The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 055 - Triple H On The Podcast

Episode Date: March 14, 2019

On today's show, Triple H officially joins the show while Pat records from his hotel room in Orlando as the guys battle a couple of technical issues to get the everything up and running. They discuss ...everything Pat has done on his trip in Orlando so far including exploring Pandora at Universal Studios and Pat gives his overall assessment of Disney World as he spent the entire day there earlier this week. They also do a deep dive into all the chaos of NFL free agency so far including AB to Raiders and what Jon Gruden's thoughts on the entire matter are, Lev Bell landing in New York and whether or not that makes the Jets a contender at all, and OBJ being shipped from the Giants to Cleveland and how the Browns might finally be ready to take over the AFC North with all the acquisitions that they've made so far this offseason. To close out the show, lead commentator for Smackdown Live and all around electric human being, Tom Phillips, joins the show live from the WWE performance center. They discuss everything pertaining to the NFL draft as Tom is an NFL nut who enjoys the draft process. He gives out a couple of his picks for where he thinks certain players will wind up, and gives his thoughts on AQ Shipley, as well as the cult of Penn State football. Also included are some special appearances by Triple H and Michael Cole (1:22:59-1:56:38). It's a great one. Come and laugh with us, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:39 Yep. There's stories, there's laughs, and there's an appearance by the game Triple H. Let's go. We break down all the things happening in the NFL. We break down Mark Zuckerberg's world right now. We talk about everything, including some technical issues that happen later
Starting point is 00:00:59 and arise in the middle of the show that is laugh out loud funny. This show is brought to you by SeatGeek our friends we heard a story tonight Foxy and I while we were sitting at dinner somebody walked over to us and said hey I want to thank you for giving me the SeatGeek promo code of Pat which saved me ten dollars on my first order it saved my family reunion. Wow. You're saving reunions. Heroes. This guy was tasked with saving a family reunion when his brother got sick
Starting point is 00:01:35 and had to go to the hospital and had family flying into town. Wow. So you know what he did? What did he do? He got tickets to a game, went to the game with the family from Seagate because he said he listens on the show. He hears us say, create memories and stories and go live a little. So he bought everybody tickets to a game. He said he sat in the upper row, basically, but they were all together having a good time.
Starting point is 00:02:00 He used promo code Pat, saved $1010 and it saved everything for the entire family who traveled miles and miles. Bravo. Sounds like a stand-up guy. You know what? I think he is a stand-up guy. I also think SeatGeek is a stand-up company because they created that opportunity right there. SeatGeek isn't just selling tickets. They're selling memories
Starting point is 00:02:19 and stories. They're selling things that you talk about the night before your wedding, the bachelor parties, the funerals, the everything, the birthday parties, you name it. Stories are told about live events and there's only one way to do that and that's get a ticket and go live. You're live but
Starting point is 00:02:36 are you living? Go experience something live. Live a little today with your friends at SeatGeek. Promo code Pat, save you $10 on your first order. They have tickets to everything, Nick. That's what I'm talking about, Pat. A little hockey talk. NHL games.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Here you go, baby. Get up on the glass. The best experience you'll ever have. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Hockey is not around much longer. A few more games, still playoffs. How many? We're talking like 10, 12.
Starting point is 00:03:08 That's what I'm saying. Hockey talk is about to be longer than the hockey season here coming up. That's what we're working for. Go see a hockey game. Go see college basketball. Go to the NBA. Maybe go see a theater. Go to a theater. See a little drama. See a comedy.
Starting point is 00:03:24 See anything. And use your friends at SeatGeek. When you do so, promo code PAT. Save $10 on your first purchase. They're the presenting sponsors. They're the best. Let's get into our convo from earlier. We're in a Google Hangout right now.
Starting point is 00:03:37 All right, cool. This is so confusing. We are back at square one right now. Hey, square one's a good square, though. at square one right now. Hey, square one's a good square, though. We are. We have successfully completed phase zero.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Great to be done with phase zero. Let's take us up forward to number one now. Let's get to it. Hey, Roadhawks, how was the trip back to Indiana? It was pretty good. I mean, it was a quick trip, really. Nick, Connor, and I and Foxy were in Pittsburgh for Monday Night Raw.
Starting point is 00:04:14 I flew to Orlando. Nick can't hear me. I can only hear in one ear. You got to fuck with your wire. Sorry, as long as it's just me. We're back to negative one. No, you're good. All right, almost done with your wire. Sorry, as long as it's just me. We're back to negative one. No, you're good. Alright, almost done with phase zero.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Alright, that's on me. We're back to zero. No, we're good. Massive success story. We just moved past phase zero. Actually, we're not because Foxy's trying to stage where the camera's going in here now. Oh, we gotta do a big clap too. Oh yeah, so we can match them all.
Starting point is 00:04:44 There's three videos. There you go. There's two different claps. How about that, Bailey? Oh, bro. Bailey doesn't deserve that. Okay. Really?
Starting point is 00:04:59 Huh? Okay. All right. Here we go. What's tomorrow's date? 14th. Yep's date 14th Yep March 14th Oh is it Pi Day
Starting point is 00:05:08 At this point Everybody has heard Triple H's part right Yeah Alright here we go 3 2 And
Starting point is 00:05:15 Hey it's fantastic That you chose to listen To this show today I want to tell you why It's a monumental one Wait our air conditioner Literally just kidding Can't hear it It's a quiet one. Wait, our air conditioner. Literally, just kidding. Back to phase zero.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Can't hear it. It's a quiet one. Really? Yeah, we can't hear it. We're good. We're good. Hello. And.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Big clap. Big clap. Let's get done with phase zero, right? All right. There he is. Phase zero. We're good. Welcome to the Pat McAfee Show 2.0.
Starting point is 00:05:44 So thankful you chose to listen today because it's a monumental one. This is a big one. Oh, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, there are people out there who are superstars. There are people out there that are just as good in the boardroom as they are at some hobbies. There are some people who are incredible at athletics and are just average at other things. A man who shows up on the podcast today seems to be great at everything.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Businessman, speaker, leader, motivator, one of the greatest sports entertainers of all time now he's a businessman top 10 human probably on planet earth we think yeah oh yeah oh yeah one hell of a model american and we hyped it up so much i think we should i think we should give away a little sneak peek of it earlier okay yeah yeah i think so you know what i mean i think we should let's set the scene here set the scene paint it up that way you do a tv show yeah this is uh this is an internet show i don't know anything about mr h Mr. H just walked over wearing an incredible suit. Apparently Pat doesn't either, really.
Starting point is 00:07:08 I'm being taught by Tom Phillips. That's it. That's legit. All that I know. Thank you. I've been doing work with the world wrestling entertainment business for a few months now. Of course, of course. Signed on officially about a month ago.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Three weeks ago. Shaking hands with people. Making things happen. The WWE people are the nicest people on planet Earth. Can't confirm. Planet Earth. Never would have understood it or expected it these people travel
Starting point is 00:07:46 around every single week basically their entire life putting on shows places yep and they're incredibly nice and welcoming too as it's called the later in the podcast you'll hear the pat mcafee team is what they refer to us as nice nice that's a nice little name there run the quote run the quote from michael cole uh have you turned any any concur expenses yet no we didn't record all this sue got me a car for this one so i just took this one we're gonna tell her next time no i'm just curious because i want to see i want to see i'm very curious to see what expenses are going to be turned in oh i can't wait they signed us up for reimbursement stuff, too. So, like, we're officially part of the business now, right?
Starting point is 00:08:28 Let's go. Yeah, and we have not used the reimbursement thing. We have not even came close to using the reimbursement thing. There was almost a moment where it could have potentially happened, but I understand that during this reimbursement thing, like, these are the things everybody's going to see, you know? Yeah. We can't just be walking in to a fucking Long John Silver's
Starting point is 00:08:47 and order 72 fish patties and be like, yep, thank you, WWE. No way. Can we throw a car battery on that? Or a windshield. Maybe. The windshield, maybe. The windshield, maybe.
Starting point is 00:08:59 It was on a trip to a WWE event. Something to think about. Content. By the way, another video coming out for the WWE here in a couple days. It documents the Roadhawks trip to Cleveland, Pittsburgh, and then Orlando. The Roadhawks trip. Yep. I think there's a hawk in the room, actually, in here somewhere.
Starting point is 00:09:18 You know, Ty, I understand your jealousy of not being a part of the Roadhawks, but you will soon be indoctrined into it. I want you to know that. All right. right now you're just you're in the eggs still embryo hey you they still don't know if you're gonna be scrambled eggs somewhere if you're gonna be a fucking bird i would be a tasty ass egg i tell you that much don't worry zero if you make it we'll chew up all the food and spit it into your mouth. Oh, regurgitate? Hey, by the way, I'm the type of roadhog that doesn't do that. No.
Starting point is 00:09:51 I'm happy I said that word right. Hey, you nailed it, Z. Hey, ZitoThoughts is going to love the fact that you just complimented yourself for saying something correctly, because that's basically what ZitoThoughts is. You just fucking get up. He actually took the week off, so there's no ZitoThoughts is. You just fucking get up. He actually took the week off, so there's no ZitoThoughts this whole week.
Starting point is 00:10:07 He's out of the country. No, he didn't take the week off. He's starting another one, Ty's Heaters. Oh, boy, Ty. I'll tell you what. You know what? If you're going to make one of these parody accounts, fine, go right ahead.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Spell my fucking name right, all right? Oh, no. Have some attention to detail. I mean, you got one thing you need to get right in there, and you completely fucking botch it, you know? Get your shit together, pal. Don't you think it is some little kid from Iowa, from Waterloo, Donna?
Starting point is 00:10:43 I hope not. Get the goddamn D out of there, alright? Ty's going to have the only relationship with his parody account. He's going to feel like he's his father. He's going to teach him these lessons. He's going to misspell a quote or something. He's going to misspell a quote and Ty's going to be like,
Starting point is 00:11:00 this fucking kid came and spelled words right. You spell your words right or I'm going to suspend the fucking account. How about that? I mean, that's true. That's like Zito thoughts. I will not be misquoted. I will tell you that much.
Starting point is 00:11:11 So, he better come correct. And he's 0 for 1 already, so. It sounded like Coach Grudenboe is back there for a second. Well, I mean, he is back here. We can grab him. Hey, the Raiders have been wide the fuck Open so far in free agency Biggest story of the whole thing almost
Starting point is 00:11:29 Yeah Legit biggest story of the whole thing I mean if it wasn't for that Those two Hollywood moms just paying for their kids To get scholarships I think that Antonio Brown News has a couple more days in it Yeah for sure Pretty crazy I mean you partnered that with the Odell, too.
Starting point is 00:11:45 I mean, that's just one division. Boom. The NFL just dominating, by the way. Yeah. NFL just dominating news. It feels like NBA right now. It feels like these moves are becoming like WWE type shit. It really does.
Starting point is 00:11:59 It really feels like the dramatics. There's heel characters. There's good guys. There's bad guys. There's evil villains right now. There's fucking everything in the business they all cut promos too everybody cuts promos ab went to derrick carr's house what what yeah they took video he's already at derrick carr's house hanging out they said bro to each other about 30 times hey bro that's a storyline now because he talks shit about his old team not hanging out at his house, Ben Roethlisberger.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Next episode of the reality show, boom, I'm at my new quarterback's house. That's like an ex-girlfriend, new girlfriend thing. And guess what? Every motherfucker's watching it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, apparently he was late for his opening presser, too, because he was busy getting a haircut, old Antonio Brown there.
Starting point is 00:12:42 That makes sense. Oh, look, his hair is a thing. I saw ESPN tweeted nine different hairstyles and said, which one's fave? Oh, so he had some choices. He had to make a decision there. He does have some good hair. Do you remember that fucking square top one?
Starting point is 00:12:58 The old Lego cut? The Lego cut. I like that a lot. Because he was the missing puzzle piece. Yeah. He was the missing puzzle piece. He looked good, though. He cleaned up his act. He got rid of the stash.
Starting point is 00:13:12 He just had a normal stash. His hair was clean. He looked like a kid on the first day of school. I'm happy that he's back there, Ty. You said that. Gruden, was that your doing by telling Antonio Brown to kind of clean it up for the first day of the job there, the first presser? Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:13:27 I'll tell you what, man. He shows up 45 minutes late again. I'll cut his ass. I don't, you know. I don't think that's accurate. Watch me, all right? Khalil Mack thought he was bigger than the team. Guess where he's at, you know?
Starting point is 00:13:41 Gone. But there's rumors that the two guys you decided to trade out of there had the same agent which would be the person you'd be working with through this entire deal is there a little beef with that agent what he didn't like hooters he didn't like john gruden he didn't like the fired football coaches of america or whatever it is well i don't know you know i mean the first day of training camp, the guy comes in here. He's a little sawed off. Fucking he's eyeing me, you know?
Starting point is 00:14:08 All practice, he's eyeing me. He's jabbing. He's talking shit to the media. So, you know, I'm done with him, you know? Get him out of here. Get his clients out of here. They're not grinders. The thing about that is, the greatest thing about that is,
Starting point is 00:14:20 there's a chance that that is what happened. Isn't that true though? I mean, probably there's a chance that he, I don't know. Obviously he didn't appreciate them on his team. He wanted new guys, maybe build a whole new legacy,
Starting point is 00:14:37 a whole new team. I don't know. Because some people say that down in Tampa, some people say Gruden built the team that Dungy won with, right? Yeah. Oh yeah. But Dungy coached a winner here in Indy too. So I think Dungy definitely proved his worth, but I do think that was something that was said about the teams. I wonder if Gruden has something for like building his own team, you know? Yeah. I feel like that's something that he, especially cause it's a 10 year contract, you know? So you come in and you
Starting point is 00:15:03 win with Amari Cooper and Derek Carr and Khalil Mack, but the thought is, well, you didn't even draft those guys, right? I mean, that's why you go after all these guys. You have to keep them forever, too. If you win early in your career, you're married to these guys that you didn't bring in. So he just tried to get rid of them as fast as possible. That's definitely an ego thing, but you can see why he did what he did
Starting point is 00:15:23 if you're looking at it from that standpoint. Well, I mean, $100 million man, he's going to have a little bit of an ego thing, but you can see why he did what he did if you're looking at it from that standpoint. Well, I mean, you know, $100 million man, he's going to have a little bit of an ego, Mr. Gruden. Hey, they're talking about banks and shit. Like Al Davis has got to go to regular-ass banks. Hey, I'm flying Southwest tomorrow. I'm pissed. Did you see that?
Starting point is 00:15:43 Yeah, that's absurd. What is this? He paid a coach $100 million, and now he's taking out loans and shit from banks, and he's flying southwest to Las Vegas. Now, granted, hey, listen. Southwest, if it gets me home tomorrow, that's a huge if, obviously, but if it gets me home tomorrow, I'm very thankful for its service. I've taken Southwest numerous times to Vegas and places in the Southwest.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Oh, yeah, of course. But I don't think people are, like, seeking to fly on Southwest. I don't think that is something that if... Now, granted, this is just like that billionaires conversation that we had just a few weeks ago when something allegedly came up.
Starting point is 00:16:23 I don't think I fully understand how these billionaires operate as billionaires. I feel like all they have to do is have a garage sale. You know? Like a billion-dollar garage sale. Can you imagine how much money you'd make? Do you know how many jumpsuits Odell Davis probably has to sell? That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:16:41 You could literally make a mil back in like four days of garage sales. But now he still owes $99 million to Gruden. That sucks. Yeah, I don't know how many NFL owners are flying southwest from game to game. That's pretty wild. Is it game to game? Well, I mean, if he's flying around in the offseason, I'm sure he's either taking the team plane, right,
Starting point is 00:17:01 during the regular season then? I don't know, man. It was always funny watching the Earth's 8 planes take off in front of us. It was always funny. It's like, there's the difference. That plane right there pays everybody in this plane right here. Okay, you guys take off first for sure. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:23 That's fucking awesome. That's where you need to get to. Al Davis is trying to get there too. Maybe he's trying to say he's a man of the people though. I agree. I respect him. He gets haircuts at great clips I think. It's basic old bowl cut right there.
Starting point is 00:17:38 What if they became a good team though? I think it's possible they got to add some guys on defense. They've only gone left tackle with Trent Brown and then they also got Tyrell Williams today's possible they got to add some guys on defense, right? They've only gone left tackle with Trent Brown and then they also got Tyrell Williams today. So they got two wide receivers in free agency. That's insane. That's Spire 2 wide banana
Starting point is 00:17:54 bro. Let's get these weapons out here so we can play 7 on 7 and see what happens in the offensive line. Cleveland Browns, holy fuck. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, the Cleveland Browns. holy fuck. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness, the Cleveland Browns. Hey, what a day. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Shut down the internet. It was two firsts, right? I mean, Jabril Peppers is a first-round draft pick. Yeah, he was. He's playing well, too. Evan Foxey mentioned that. Jabril Peppers was Jabril. You get it.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Jabril Peppers was a first-round pick, another first-round pick, and then something else, right? Yeah, and then it was a third round next year, I think. Oh. So I'm talking – that's two firsts and a third. That's a pretty fucking good – if you're Odell Beckham, you got to feel like you're the – I mean, you're walking into a team that literally just traded two first-rounders and a third for you.
Starting point is 00:18:44 That's two franchise players. That's who you're supposed to pick up in the first round. You're supposed to be a two-franchise player and then a possible huge player for you as a third. That's how much they value you and are willing to put in to get you. You've got to feel good going in there. I think him and Jarvis will keep each other humble too, and they'll compete with each other.
Starting point is 00:19:01 That Jarvis Landry speech in the fucking locker room or in the team meeting room, what, like day three or something? Yeah. About not fucking around? Mm-hmm. That's a huge ordeal if they're together, you know? Odell, I don't know if he's the most competitive human being on earth.
Starting point is 00:19:16 I know if you're that great, you have to be competitive and you have to work hard. But it's always nice to have a friend in there with you who pushes you to be better. You know what I mean? Like those are good people to be around. Yeah, absolutely. Lions want to walk with lions. You know what I mean? If you want to really go.
Starting point is 00:19:33 So that could be good for Odell. Baker Mayfield's got the swag to handle it all. There was a lot of talk that Odell wants more money and that he would try and pull something to restructure his deal. But I don't know. I think that says a lot if he shows up and doesn't do that, plays this season, and then thinks about it. He's boys with Jarvis, right?
Starting point is 00:19:53 Yeah. So if Jarvis and the Browns get along well, which I'm assuming they do. You would think. I'd say so. Haven't heard anything negative. Let's assume that if you and me are boys, real tight, college roommate type, boys, boys, and I have a little beef about money, I'm assuming my boy, though, is like, hey, let's go get it, though.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Like, hey, at least show up and work. You know what I mean? Like, let's do it. You know what I mean? I think that goes a long way having, like, your best friend on a team. Like, I think it really helps out a lot, especially as adults. Now, if you look at it as high school best friends, you're not looking at it right where there could be
Starting point is 00:20:29 drama or beef, but if they're grown-up adult friends and really tight, this is going to be a great competition between both of them and hopefully make that team better. Baker seems like the right guy to be driving the ship. I like the Browns. I like the Browns before this. I said they were going to win the North before this. I like them even more now. I mean, that's a this. I said they were going to win the North before this. I hope they're even more now.
Starting point is 00:20:46 I mean, that's a dynamic player. What, he's only going to play like 11 games a year, right? Probably. Yeah, I think. I mean, he only played like 12 last year. Yeah, he gets hurt here and there, basically. But you don't need him, right? Because you still got Jarvis.
Starting point is 00:20:58 You still got – who's the tight end for them? David Njoku. No joke. Let's hope that the jugs machine isn't punished with that. Hey, man. And then Kareem Hunt whenever he gets back. No way he comes back next year, though, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Kareem Hunt? I bet he gets suspended like six games and then comes back. Yeah, I think he'll come back. They have Nick Chubb, too, even if he doesn't. Hey, he was the first-round draft pick, too. He was picking up his own luggage at the airport, right? Yep. That was Hugh Jackson's team, bro.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Yeah, what do you think he's thinking right now, now that Dorsey's making all these moves without him? Hugh Jackson? Yeah. They wouldn't even tell Hugh Jackson what they were doing, right? Because Dorsey thought Hugh Jackson would tell the media. Yeah, he's leaking it. That relationship's been fucked.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Did you hear about the petition for getting hard knocks, back-to-back seasons for the Browns? Are the Browns pushing it, or is everybody else pushing it? I think everybody else, but I can only imagine how electric it would be in the locker room for that. I'll be excited to see how it all plays out. Yeah, it'll be interesting, especially... They have a couple of DBs that like to fight, right?
Starting point is 00:22:03 They had a rookie, I forget his name, but he was number 39 or something. He was mixing it up. That's big for practice and training camp and shit, having those dudes that like to fight in there with Odell and Jarvis too. You think Odell's going to throw first? I think it's going to be interesting because sometimes, I don't know, it seemed as if sometimes those really good guys, like they go against each other.
Starting point is 00:22:28 The corners and the wide receivers, you mean? Yeah, like sometimes there's like, all right, when this guy's up, he goes. It's like one of those things, the best versus the best, you know. And I assume that there's some sort of, I don't want to say relationship, but I assume there's some understanding between them. Like, hey, this is how this goes. This doesn't happen. This happens.
Starting point is 00:22:47 That guy went low or whatever he did. Jarvis Landry pissed him off. Yeah, and he threw the ball at him. Yeah, that's a real thing because, hey, none of us want to get fucking hurt out here. So there's some rules. We can get better without getting hurt here because there's, A, a lot of money on the line. B, we are really trying to get better here so we can get more reps in and not get fucking hurt.
Starting point is 00:23:07 So there's like a real understanding, like stay up. There's no beef here. This is not the way this thing goes, you know? So I'll be excited to see how that team's handled. Freddie Kitchens, right? It's the first time being a head coach? Yeah. Hey, boys, we're on a roll today.
Starting point is 00:23:23 We're doing what we do. Oh, yeah. Going to be tired after this, and I can't wait to get the best sleep of my life because everywhere I go, I make sure there's only one thing there with me. What's that? What's that, Pat? A little bit of a delayed question. It didn't really seem like you guys were that intrigued.
Starting point is 00:23:45 Hey, man, It's so hot in Orlando. How hot is it? Hey, man. My aunt is so dumb. How dumb is she? I love this kid. Man, everywhere I go, I make
Starting point is 00:24:04 sure there's one thing with me. And what is that? What is that one thing, Pat? It's my Lisa mattress. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. This is an ad read. The reaction from you guys was next level right there.
Starting point is 00:24:38 The absolute bewilderment by you guys in the studio because everybody knows when I rest, I like to rest, and I can only rest on the best, and the best is Lisa Mattress. So I make sure it's everywhere that I nest. So it's the only thing that I can very do. This isn't even in jest. Or a test. Good rebound. And the Lisa Mattress can show up at your house too,
Starting point is 00:25:00 just like it shows up everywhere I go, because when you order from lisa.com slash McAfee, not only do you get 15% off, but the bed that you buy that is incredibly comfortable, 15% off and also shows up at your doorstep. Wow. That's right. You don't have to go to any creepy bed stores. You don't have to roll around in other people's lives. You just get the order. Know that the bed is going to be incredible because it's been tested and it's going to show up right at your doorstep. And unpacking it from the box that it shows up in is half the fun. It takes less than how long, Ty? It's about two minutes.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Listen to us. We know something about sleep. Oh, man. And we get our best sleep on our Leesa mattresses. L-E-E-S-A dot com forward slash, which we talked about. Looks like the line is leaning forward like a dance move that a guy that we used to talk about would do. Yep. Oh.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Yeah. Like the Kyrie thing. Forward slash McAfee. That's L-E-E-S-A dot com forward slash McAfee. 15% off now. Everybody's coming out to your Steelers, Nick. I know. Hey, man.
Starting point is 00:26:04 That's what happens. I was against the fence this morning, just fucking swinging it Fucking swinging Yeah, man, everyone got better in that division Including the Ravens now, too The Ravens even got better The Ravens got who? Earl Thomas Earl Thomas, and they got Mark Ingram, too They lost a lot of guys on defense.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Yeah, I don't know if they got better. I think they made some good signings to replace some guys they lost, and I think they're still a good team. I don't know if they got better, necessarily. Yeah, no way they got better overall. But today in general, or yesterday, rather, they lost all four of their best players on defense. You want to learn about your mother?
Starting point is 00:26:41 You can deflect better than most humans I've ever seen in my time. It's unreal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's because I got to be specific. Zero conscience, too. Like, zero conscience. I mean, it's just – it comes something – you say something, everybody just flips around and sends it right back,
Starting point is 00:27:00 and you just have this incredible ability to just be like, whoop, somebody else did it. But I have a point there, too, like, whoop, somebody else did it. But I have a point there too, though. I mean, they did lose. The Ravens got better. Nick and Ty point out obvious false flags in your statement. You turn around today, though.
Starting point is 00:27:17 They are better today than they were yesterday. You are correct. And the Steelers still aren't. So they did get better. Listen, the Steelers grow from within. Everybody knows that. They've got Juju. They've got Connor. They've got guys promising young talent.
Starting point is 00:27:30 O-line's still good. They've got TJ Watt. They're going to have 10 picks in this draft. This is what they do. They need guys to step up and produce. And if they can't, they'll be in trouble. But maybe they can. We thought about that.
Starting point is 00:27:42 We thought about maybe these guys can play. Every team, it's going to be so interesting. I've been saying this for a while now. I've been saying this for a while now. Any rookie quarterback that shows just a glimmer of hope, just a glimmer of hope, is going to get offers and opportunities with very high-profile guys at the ends of their careers yes or second halves of
Starting point is 00:28:06 their careers because it's going to get to the point where you're not going to be able to pay these talented superstars who are their own brand in of themselves the amount of money that people have been paying them in the past you're going to have to pay them more or they'll go make more money doing something else these motherfuckers will start a merch company online and make a lot of money when they've already made a lot of money or they'll rap and do a couple of concerts and make a lot of money still. We're in a world now where the ability to have a large amount of followers is directly in tell with how much money you can possibly make.
Starting point is 00:28:41 And a lot of these big superstar wide receivers who NFL teams may not want to pay the amount of money they want to pay them, I think a lot of them see a lot of opportunity off the field. And they think to themselves, well, if they won't pay this, I can go make money somewhere else. Will it be the exact amount of money? No, but it's also they're not getting banged up, bruised. You're not in the meeting rooms for nine, 10 hours a day. You're not doing that for six months. You're not on the road. You can do other stuff. I think we're in an interesting time right now where people are going to be able to control their leverage strictly because
Starting point is 00:29:09 they know they have options. You're right about that in the sense that as much as I dislike the Browns, I respect what they're doing, going for it with the window they have here with that rookie contract. Yeah. This is McVay, man. This is, this is, um,
Starting point is 00:29:25 McVay, man, this is what McVay and them did. They just brought in a bunch of superstars cause they had a little bit of glimmer of a hope. McVay was this genius offensive mind at a young quarterback. They had a lot of money and they were in Los Angeles. I mean, that fucking helps,
Starting point is 00:29:37 but the money to spend on people around the quarterback that just shows a little bit of hope and the ability to recruit guys. Cause now it's a big deal on whether or not somebody wants to go. John Clayton said on Tuesday's show that whenever Antonio Brown heard he was going to Buffalo, he started putting pictures of what he thought Buffalo was, just shitting all over an entire town. Yep. And that trade deal stopped immediately.
Starting point is 00:30:00 I mean, I think it's just we're in a very different world now where it's like recruiting matters. The amount of money definitely matters. If friends are there or not matters. I think there's a lot of stuff that's coming into play, and it's going to be interesting watching the chess being played by all the NFL coaches. Because there was a video that hit the internet today
Starting point is 00:30:19 about how if you go to New England, you get rich. Yep. You get rich. That's going to be something people are going to think about too, but then once they get rich, then they're going to end up probably going to a team with a young quarterback after they get rich, after leaving New England and winning and whatever.
Starting point is 00:30:33 It's just there's so many moves being made. I don't know if there's going to be any more middle of the pack anymore. Yeah, it's very interesting. I saw today Le'Veon Bell makes the same amount of money as Kelly Olenek, who's like a second string center in the nba do you think that the nfl could raise the cap or something because it's ridiculous really well i don't know how any of that is going to work the business side of the nfl is so impressive on the nfl side yeah they have an ability to rake in cash from everybody everybody
Starting point is 00:31:04 tvs cities states i mean probably the national government is giving them money somehow They have an ability to rake in cash from everybody, everybody, TVs, cities, states. I mean, probably the national government is giving them money somehow. They have the business sense and the ability to do whatever they want. But there's also a lot more people involved in an NFL team, a lot more. So that's always their argument is there's a lot of people we're paying, which is true because in an NBA arena, I guess there is as well, but everything has to be doubled or tripled because of the amount of people on. Yeah. And that's a lot for doctors, trainers, physical therapists, chefs.
Starting point is 00:31:34 You got sales. It's an entire universe in of itself, right? But it's a huge one because the team's so large and the stadiums are so large. So what's the NFL going to do for that though? What's that? Are they going to make like a left bell rule so like these players don't can't do that i have no idea what they're gonna do man i honestly have no idea i think what's gonna have to happen is quarterbacks are gonna have to be moved into their own thing where it's like a slotted payment like hey if you're
Starting point is 00:31:59 if you want to give them let's do like if you want to give them an elite contract yeah it's this if you want to give them like a um you'd like you slot them into like three categories yeah yeah so it's like boom and that's in their own thing that's just if you know if you want to get a quarterback this is where you're going to have to pay and you can slot them wherever you want like you know if somebody's like comes up to a quarterback and then we have you slotted here. We'd like to do it for five years. Boom. That's its own thing. It's already decided. And then the cap can be the rest of the other 52 or whatever, unless they're paying it back up 51.
Starting point is 00:32:34 So in my head, that's the only way you fix it. And it kind of used to be like that with the quarterback club. The quarterback club used to exist. Yeah. Those motherfuckers were gangsters, bro. Aikman? They were just gangsters. Yeah, gangsters.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Sorry, boys. We all get it. You know what I mean. We saw all the jerseys. We're the only ones that touched the ball every fucking place. They had their own video game. We do every commercial every interview everything is ours so we're gonna go ahead and just take our own deal y'all can do
Starting point is 00:33:12 whatever the fuck you need to do hilarious mindset they got wealthy as they should have by the way i mean they fucking revolutionized the game the The people that were here in the NFL before the current generation, I think it's forgot about a lot, but the game at its skin and bones, at its bare minimum has a loyal fan base that just loves the game of football that has been around for so long, you know? And they'll never leave, no matter
Starting point is 00:33:38 what. But it has blossomed into such a massive company. Everybody is a fan now. Michael Cole later will talk about how he's so excited about the Jets. He's a WWE. Everybody is a fan. Everybody seems to be an NFL fan of some sort because it's a cool thing to be. They're just going to make money forever.
Starting point is 00:33:55 You would hope they could raise the cap, but there's no way. They want a gazillion dollars, I think. I think they want a gazillion dollars. Especially Al Davis. Go ahead, Connor. I mean, they're going to, no matter what, there's always going to be arguments between who gets what money, especially from the NFLPA.
Starting point is 00:34:12 There's always going to be problems, but bump it up $100 million. Give these guys a break. Come on. They need to get paid. Hey, these guys are just sitting here on the internet reading about bum-ass basketball players getting paid more than ever they're out there running around with god damn plastic on their
Starting point is 00:34:31 head trying to just kill people destroyed by 300 pound men and they get paid the same as Kelly Olenek the guy plays 10 minutes a game hey we gotta be proud of Kelly Olenek though for pulling that finesse.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Oh, absolutely. The guy has long hair and a headband, and he's still balling. Hey, you always say it. You're worth what someone will pay. You are. Yeah, everybody's like, oh, he's overpaid. He's underpaid. Your worth is exactly whatever a motherfucker will pay, no matter who it is.
Starting point is 00:35:01 No matter who it is. People tell that about us, right? There's some people that want me to go and do an event for them. They're like, we'll donate $150 to the foundation. And I'm like, you're so nice. How about this? I'll donate $150 to the foundation in your name. And then I just won't do it.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Because I've been on the road for six days. And I would just like to maybe just sleep in my house oh you don't want money to be donated no no the money will be you know what I'll donate 175 dollars oh hey look what you just did good for you you know I don't know if I don't donate it but no but if somebody wants to pay me a massive amount of money, dude, I'll do it. You know what I mean? It's like I was grossly overpaid to kick balls in the NFL. I know that.
Starting point is 00:35:51 But somebody was going to pay me. I said, fuck it. Let's go. Yeah. Let's do it. Yeah, if that's what you want to pay, if that's the going rate for what I do, yeah, man, go ahead and throw that my way. That'd be great.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Who are you to turn down money? You know, fine. I have done that, though, by the way. I'd like that to be done. Yeah, man. Go ahead and throw that my way. That'd be great. Who are you to turn down money? You know, fine. I have done that, though, by the way. I'd like that to be done. Yeah, of course. I turned down a lot of money. A lot of it. No, they made it on ESPN, actually.
Starting point is 00:36:14 It was an entire debate topic with that, whether or not I had friends or not, because I turned down $6 million. Did this guy have any good friends, they asked. They should be telling him to keep his jersey on as long as he possibly i mean for the record i'm pretty sure i did by the way but you're you know you're a grown-ass man you make your own decisions you i think you did my parents did a lot of people did so those people didn't ask the right questions no nope They weren't asking the right questions to the right people. I think I even quoted saying a lot of people think this is very bad idea.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Every time I do this WWE stuff though, I have so much fun and I know there's no way I'd be able to do it without, if I was still punting footballs. No way. No way. This life that I'm living is stupid. It's stupid. I'm so happy that by the way, we have a I'm living is stupid. That's stupid. I'm so happy that by the way,
Starting point is 00:37:06 we have a team that can do it with me, man. Whenever, whenever I got to the NFL, everybody was still in school or had jobs. So I'm like, yo, let's go to fucking Africa next week.
Starting point is 00:37:21 I don't have the PTO to go to Africa, Pat. I'd love to, but yeah, literally literally I have, like, finals next week. You can move those – no, actually you can't. Oh, shit. We'll have to reschedule Africa then. What are you doing Valentine's Day weekend then? No, but it's better when everybody gets it, you know?
Starting point is 00:37:39 Yeah, absolutely. It's better when everybody gets it. It's better. It's just a better way to look at everything. Yeah, thank God those NFL guys had no idea what they were talking about or we wouldn't be able to be standing here because they didn't pay you that much money. Thank God.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Yeah, thank God, man. Thank God. No, I'm having a blast, though. Hey, we're getting good on the microphone, aren't we? It's not too shabby. Listen to this read. I'm about to just bust in people's ear holes. Listening.
Starting point is 00:38:06 This is going to be, I would say, above an 11th grade accelerator rear score. Oh, boy. Here we go. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Yeah, answered. Let's keep this accelerator rear score up, boys, shall we? Let's go. Hey, hey, hey.
Starting point is 00:38:21 Let's get a good read here, Pat. Let's get a good read. Come on. I think I can go through the whole thing, boys. Let's go. Hey, let's get a good read here, Pat. Let's get a good read. Come on. I think I can go through the whole thing. Let's go. Hey, let's hit a home run here. Speaking of home runs,
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Starting point is 00:40:09 Yeah, how was it? You see Jacob Sully over there. Okay, let's talk about the Avatar Land. Yes. All right, so when you walk in there, a lot of people tell you. We got the VIP package, by the way. Got to do it. Got to do it.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Guy's name was Les. He was unbelievable. Here we go, Les. Short for Lester. Lester from Hawaii. Very fit man. Little tiny fella named Les from Hawaii. Very positive, optimistic. Loved Disney. Worked there for 20 years.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Love that. Live a lot less. I told him that if they ever did undercover boss, which would be tough because dude's dead or whatever, that if they ever did undercover boss, you know, like it would be tough because dude's dead or whatever. Yeah. But if they did undercover boss and less was one of the guys that the boss worked with,
Starting point is 00:40:53 like he would end up being co-owner of Disney by the end of the day. This is how good the guy was. You're saying like Willy Wonka, he'd be like take over the whole factory. Yes. He was like, he was like Willy Wonka. The guy knew everything about everything it was
Starting point is 00:41:05 very positive about everything and it was just knew everybody so we were getting like fucking side doors to get let's go i downloaded the app i saw the wait time and i was like no way pat's gonna be able to go on there it was like four hours let's talk about the wait times let's talk about it how bad people are waiting three hours and 40 minutes to hop on the dog from toy stories back for 45 seconds it's gracious a lot of crying kids i bet he's waiting and as soon as you walk in they tell you like act like you're a child act like you're a child like what a marketing sales point like hey when you walk in here just act like your brain didn't evolve okay i'll act like i'm a child so you walk in there and you see these children now because it is geared towards children yeah they're telling you to act like a
Starting point is 00:41:54 child so they're gearing it towards you either you act like a child or a child in general okay it's supposed to play on the nostalgia thing very hard i was told like for the adults it's like a nostalgia thing, like a trip to memory lane. I never watched a Disney movie growing up. It's tough. They're not really geared towards you then there. I've seen Toy Story, obviously.
Starting point is 00:42:15 I've seen Avatar, obviously. But all the other characters and shit, like I don't really know much about them. I don't know their stories. I don't know where they come from. I don't know what they stand for, to be honest. I don't know any of them, which is a shame. I think we've all mentioned that that is a shame,
Starting point is 00:42:29 that I didn't have enough patience to watch a single movie as a child. Yeah, it's a bummer, but what are you going to do? People are waiting three hours to ride 45-second-long roller coasters with three-year-olds and four-year-olds. Three hours of standing there, then getting done with said roller coaster and going and waiting four hours for another minute-long roller coaster. That's seven hours of waiting in line, roughly one minute and 27 seconds of roller coaster ride.
Starting point is 00:43:01 I mean, hey, Toy Story moves the needle. Now you just know. Yeah. Now you know. It does. The dog ride was cool. It was a cool ride. I mean, hey, Toy Story moves the needle. Now you just know. Yeah, now you know. It does. The dog ride was cool. It was a cool ride. Yep.
Starting point is 00:43:10 But, yo, there's like three, four of them rides out there at Kennywood. So, like, make this, like, to understand this. This was Tuesday at what time? People should be in school, work, right? It doesn't fucking matter, dude. You know, people come from china yeah people are coming from all over the world the orlando international airport is the un on any given day i mean there's people from everywhere there and it's a hellhole the place is a hellhole
Starting point is 00:43:35 it's not it's like the airport has no idea that a billion people are coming to this fairy tale there's two entrances and they bottle cap you in i still have no idea why they do that they have no idea somebody needs to that. They have no idea. Somebody needs to just climb up the thing here at the Orlando international and be like, Hey, did you guys know like fucking Disneyland, Disney world's right here. Right. They fly.
Starting point is 00:43:54 Everybody flies here. It's just a fucking, we got to get less in the airport. That's what we got to do. Less would turn it all around. Less would, by the way, I bet you less is like a big problem.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Big problem with our Our park is The airport Is Garbage But So The Avatar Land was awesome though
Starting point is 00:44:13 It's where we went first Okay So there's a couple rides There's a boat ride It's basically like the It's not the log generally What was that ride Where people go in there
Starting point is 00:44:23 And like kiss In the water log? Fucking swans? It was a ferry or something. It turned into a Garfield ride. I can't remember what it was initially. The old mill. It was the old mill.
Starting point is 00:44:37 The old mill. The old mill. You get on a wooden canoe. It was a two-seater, and then it went into the mill, which was just a warehouse or whatever. Then it was a 30-second ride that went through a couple things that came out. Everybody was like, I went on the old mill with insert name of girl here. Yeah, it's where you laid out and got hand jobs in middle school.
Starting point is 00:45:01 By the way, I would like it to be known that I never did that. I never had an old mill story. That's unfortunate. I went through some rough years there whenever the old mill was cooking. I wouldn't have been there with me either. Anyways, it was like that
Starting point is 00:45:17 though. It goes inside. You're on the boat inside water and you go inside and it basically took you around Pandora with these like very weird not weird but like graphics basically on the wall the Jaguar graphics on the wall where there's like a metal a metal avatar they're singing the awa mawa awa how was. Oh, yes, awa, yeah. How was it compared to movie quality?
Starting point is 00:45:49 What's that? How was it compared to movie quality? So I do have a 3D TV, you know? Yeah, right, right. At the house, and I have watched Avatar on it. I will say that the movie may have felt a little bit more 4K in real life in 3D when I sat close to the TV. If I sit further from the TV,
Starting point is 00:46:10 I would say the boat in the water was a little bit better, but the closer, it was very impressive. It wasn't 4K, but it was very, very close. It was good. It was 1080. Nice. Okay, so you're writing home about this. This is no joke. A lot of money was spent on these graphics. It was 1080. Nice. Yeah, so you're writing home about this. This is no joke.
Starting point is 00:46:27 A lot of money was spent on these graphics. Oh, yeah. A lot of money. A lot of money was spent on these graphics. But we go through there, and then there's a whole sing-along at one point. The thing, you know, when they're sitting around. With the arms? Yeah, you just go through the Avatar thing.
Starting point is 00:46:43 It's a cave tunnel thing, you know. There's a train coming right by the hotel. What's going on? Every train, every town. Get off the tracks. Choo-choo. Was there a tree? Did they have the tree from Avatar, like in the middle of the whole park?
Starting point is 00:46:58 No. No. What? There was no tree there. They had, like, you know how they showed? I'll just get right to it. The Flight of Passage was worth the admission alone. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Okay. Now we're talking. This thing in Avatar Land called the Flight of Passage was the only thing that was worth the price of admission. I will say that. It was fucking incredible. You get strapped. It's a really good idea, too. They basically just have an imax theater okay big
Starting point is 00:47:25 imax screen yeah and then they just have like little sections where you strap into like a um it's kind of set up like a like a motorcycle like a dirt bike seat and then they strap you in from the back there's something up in front of you and then there's a handrail in front of you and your face is kind of wide open so your bottom is just kind of strapped in and there's like four or three people to your right and then there's another set of four to your left then there's a little break and then there's another eight to the next there okay below you there's eight people and there's like seven layers of that okay so if you were to look at it it would just look like the outside of a building with like layers of people sitting in this thing.
Starting point is 00:48:06 It would be like Topgolf. There's an IMAX in front of the Topgolf. Every single bin at Topgolf is one of those dirt bike seats that you sit in. You sit there. You strap in. You get on 3D glasses.
Starting point is 00:48:22 They match you to an avatar by reading your brain what yeah you look at a camera and they match you to an avatar and they the thing that's keeping you up in the back the thing that goes up behind you like pops out of the seat behind you that thing touches your back it reads your spine so it can match you to the exact avatar that you're supposed to match with. Oh, that's smart. Because if they didn't match your spine, then how would they know too? Exactly. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:48:50 So you actually look at a camera like right below you. There's like a little iPad, like a little tiny iPhone size iPad below you. You look down there and it's a picture of you like a camera shooting up at you. Like everything you make. And then it like blends into an avatar's face. What? Oh my gosh. I don't like it. I love it. I love it.
Starting point is 00:49:10 One of these days someone's going to walk in there and they're not going to come out. What'd you say? One of these days someone's going to walk in there and they're not going to come out. It's going to come out a clone avatar replicant. I'm surprised my avatar made it because whenever you get in there they strap you in. It's called flight of passage. It's called flight of passage.
Starting point is 00:49:25 It's your first flight with your bird. So you and the bird are trying to learn each other. So this thing hops off and you're strapped into this thing. And this thing's rolling with the bird in front of the IMAX. You're going underneath trees, almost hitting like hippos and like 4k 3d. Like I was talking about with the last time yeah you go over a waterfall and there's like a mist of water that's on your oh my god there's wind hitting you
Starting point is 00:49:52 i mean it's a trip yeah that's next level it sounds like you and jacob sully were riding around the skies together yesterday hey by the way my bird pretty good little bird there was a couple little sketchy moments we made it out there, though. Did you get the biggest bird? Huh? Did you get the biggest bird? No, but we saw that motherfucker. We were on the top floor. We saw that we were on the top floor of our particular Topgolf.
Starting point is 00:50:15 But there was definitely the big orange, red, blue one that came flying down from above. And you know what? He was a little rusty by the way. He probably needed one of us on his back to guide him. He was fucking all over the goddamn place. We had to miss him a couple times. Can you imagine if you plugged in and you got that bird? Oh, I never. My seat just
Starting point is 00:50:32 lifts. You're just going to charge your whole machine now. It was dope, man. That thing was worth the price of admission. I will say that. We did the Rock and Roller, I guess, which was at another park. That thing had a loop in it. in it was fast that was the only one that felt like a real roller coaster what was that for was that also an avatar ride or no no no no avatar that's all avatar was was that boat that thing and then there's a big ass tree to take a picture with
Starting point is 00:50:58 okay rock and roller is rock and roller was with the Indoor roller coaster It was an indoor roller coaster It was with the Was that on the right? Was that with the Toy Story? Toy Story, yeah, it was over in the same Toy Story area Yeah, so it was at Disney, right? Yeah, but I think there's like It might have been at like Epcot or something like that
Starting point is 00:51:19 Yeah, there it is, that was at Epcot Magic Kingdom is where we were for Avatar Land Which also had the Wild Kingdom. We did a safari. It was a safari. Yeah, they weren't skimping on the animals. Well, we walked through Asia, you see. I didn't see any general shows, but there was some good shit going on.
Starting point is 00:51:34 And then we walked into Africa, and then there was a safari. So you get in the safari for sure. Yeah. You get in the safari. We're going to come out with like a Planet Earth video of the safari. Let's go. Foxy was filming and I was refraining from talking so hard because we're going to end up me voicing over it.
Starting point is 00:51:52 But boy, there's a lot of animals in it. We got three lions. We've seen three lions. Wow. We saw the elusive white rhino. Oh man. The albino rhino.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Yeah. Not as athletic as the black rhino. Dying at an alarming rate. Darwinism. We were actually told that, by the way, that the lady who was giving us the tour, I'll tell you what, wasn't the most jovial person, but she definitely was. Did your lady want any of the animals? What's that?
Starting point is 00:52:20 Did your lady want any of the animals? No, she got scolded so fast. So fast. There's only like one rule. It's like, don't stand up, the animals? No, she got scolded so fast. So fast. There's only like one rule. It's like, don't stand up, keep your hands in, blah, blah, blah. We get to, I think, like the pelicans or something, like a fucking bird. The first one out the gate, just a tiny little thing. And Sam stands up to look, and like the lady, sit down in the back, please.
Starting point is 00:52:38 Oh, my God. So fast. She got scolded so fast. I've never seen anything like it. And I could just hear Sam start to boil like this bitch. I can't stand up so I can see. I can't see around anybody. That's why I sat in the back row so I could see things.
Starting point is 00:52:54 Now I can't stand up, which is literally how I felt whenever it happened to her. I was almost like, just drive the fucking bus. Just drive the fucking bus. She had her stats and facts, though. It was awesome. It was really cool. There was like 45 trucks back there, though, so I saw more trucks than animals at the times that we were out there.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Were the trucks full of children with machine guns? No, but it does look like the trucks from the movies and the videos that have kids with machine guns in them. Oh. You know what I mean? Like those safari-looking stuff. Tough look for Disney right now. I think I'd want to go.
Starting point is 00:53:29 In this climate, they better clean up their act. The animals all looked happy, though. The animals all looked happy. All right, well, fair enough, then. I'm sure they were. Those guys are all drugged up. I don't know anything about that. But I want to go on like a real safari now though
Starting point is 00:53:45 Yeah like a real one In the Congo or something Yeah like I want to do a real safari I heard Madagascar has a good one True Where's that? Madagascar Where's Madagascar? Oh it's a little island next to Africa
Starting point is 00:54:02 Yeah I only know that because the game Risk. You try to pick it up or not? Yeah, it's a good one because you just hide yourself in there and people forget about you in Risk. And that's Risk stock. That was risky business. Oh, no. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:54:24 I have no idea where we're going. Safari. You want to go on a real safari in Africa? Oh, fuck. I have no idea where we're going. Safari. You want to go on a real safari in Africa? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to go on a real safari. But we're ending up there. We were there for seven hours. I had one hour of sleep.
Starting point is 00:54:35 One hour and 41 minutes of sleep because we recorded the podcast Monday night late. Couldn't sleep. 6 a.m. flight. Have to leave hotel at 4 a.m. Head over to airport, get on plane to Atlanta, Atlanta, Orlando, sitting on the flight right next to me, flight from Pittsburgh to Atlanta, guess who? No.
Starting point is 00:54:59 The same lady that told you that, oh, you're from Indiana? Wow, that's despicable. Hey. No. Are you Hey. No. Are you serious? No. Got it. Roman Reigns.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Oh, the big dog. Hello. He was on the flight before me. He got on the flight before me. I'm the last one, next to last one on the plane, obviously. I like to wait it out. I sit down. I see that he's flight before me. I'm the last one, next to the last one on the plane, obviously. I like to wait it out. I sit down. I see that he's next to me.
Starting point is 00:55:29 And I just go. He has his headphones on, hood up. And he's watching something on his phone. I think it was a sitcom. I couldn't really. I didn't want to just stare at his shit. But he was watching something on his cell phone. And it was set up in an incredible fashion.
Starting point is 00:55:43 I got like a little travel tip from him. He had a magazine coming up out of the area that they hold it down. And then he wedged his phone in between. That's smart. It was an incredible trick. It was one of the best things I've ever seen. So I sit down, I put my headphones in. Flight takes off to Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:55:59 It's like an hour and 13 minute flight or something. It's very hard for me not to just put my fist out. Oh, yeah. You know, just to the shield. We're literally, I mean, we're within three inches of each other there. Our elbows are sitting on the same piece of thing, you know. And I just wanted to just, if I just moved my hand just straight out like that, it would have been awful.
Starting point is 00:56:22 I resisted the urge for an hour and 13 minutes, boys. That's a good job. Hey, hey. Nice job out of you there. So do you think if he went 90, he would have went 10? We flew from Pittsburgh to Atlanta for an hour and 13 minutes, Roman Reigns and I. Not a word was said.
Starting point is 00:56:38 I can't believe you didn't ask him about that guy cutting him in line at the hotel. Not a single word was said. So as soon as we land, as soon as we land, there's an older lady sitting next to me. She can't get her bag out of the top. I take it down for her. Wow, you really are next level, huh? It's just travel etiquette.
Starting point is 00:57:03 It's travel etiquette for a lot of reasons reasons you're helping this sweet lady who's obviously struggling it expedites everything exactly it's the right it's a smart decision of course why wouldn't you do it it's not like i'm flexing it's just like this is just the smart decision in the situation where you had to do that exactly so in my head i'm like oh he just saw me do that he thinks i'm an incredible dude. So I turn around and I go, you're the best, man. I put my fist down and he goes, oh, thanks, man. Fist bump.
Starting point is 00:57:33 And then I exit. And then I just get off the plane. So I go outside. I'm off the plane. And I'm waiting for Foxy. So I turn around and he walks past me. He goes into the bathroom. Foxy's taking a while to get off the plane because he's back by the
Starting point is 00:57:48 shitter again. So it's like five, it's like three minutes away. And guess what? I got to go to the bathroom. So I turn around, I go to the bathroom. Guess who's walking out of the bathroom as I'm walking into the bathroom?
Starting point is 00:57:59 Me. I'm wearing a sleeveless hoodie, man. I'm very obvious. Like I'm a very recognizable human being. So now he thinks i followed him into the battle which is great this is great so i go pee i get with foxy we're like all right we got to go to a whole nother thing i tell foxy i didn't say so no
Starting point is 00:58:14 word to him i didn't want the guy's been through enough i mean just be leukemia i don't need to i don't need to be mr chitter chatter patter here on the fucking flight at 6 a.m flight so we get to atlanta we did that whole thing and we walked to our terminal which was another terminal we go all the way over there cheat day was happening so i ate uh three egg mcmuffins two hash browns two apple pies foxy got two egg sausage mcmuffins oh boy wow what do you eat half of one or did he eat two he ate two he had two and a strawberry milkshake And a strawberry milkshake. Did his tummy hurt afterwards?
Starting point is 00:58:50 Mine did, actually. I don't want to judge him too hard here. So I have my big-ass bag. Three Egg McMuffins, two hash browns, two apple pies. That's a fucking full bag, by the way. That's America, baby. It's a full bag. So we walk over to our's America, baby. Give me the bigger bag after that. It's a full bag. So we walk over to our gate to sit down.
Starting point is 00:59:08 There's only a couple open seats. Guess who they're by? Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns. Let's go. We start walking towards him. I'm like, fuck, I can't sit by him. So he went to another gate to sit down.
Starting point is 00:59:22 He went to another gate. Because I didn't want to look like that guy to him. I didn't want to look like a guy who was just following around the airport. But literally, there was nowhere else for us to go. It's tough. We ended up getting on a flight to Orlando. He did not. Came to Orlando after that whole thing.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Went to Disney, powered through Disney. Passed out at 9.15. Woke up this morning 13 hours later. Went into the WWE Performance Center. Made some magic. Made some videos. Recorded an interview with Tom Phillips. Then Triple H and Michael Cole came on.
Starting point is 00:59:56 I mean, it was a day. It was a day. Let's go. It was a day. Disney World, though, unless you got like a fucking a lot of money to pay for that pass the line bullshit thing, I don't know why people are going. Food wasn't that great either.
Starting point is 01:00:11 Really? I only had a pretzel. Oh, come on. That pretzel was $14? $20? Hot cheese? I guess you can't eat a funnel cake or any shit like that. I did. We couldn't find it. Really? Did you dip that pretzel in cheese? I guess you can't eat a funnel cake or any shit like that. I can.
Starting point is 01:00:26 We couldn't find it. Really? Did you dip that pretzel in cheese? Come on. Just making sure. Jeez. I mean, hey, cheat days consist more of pretzels here, Pat. Let's get some ice cream or something.
Starting point is 01:00:37 Cotton candy, maybe? He did. I saw you had the Mickey Mouse ice cream, which is a must-have every time you go. Okay. As long as we got Mouse ice cream, which is a must-have every time you go. Okay. As long as we got some ice cream then. Hey, Les said the same thing. Les said the same thing. Take it from him, not from me.
Starting point is 01:00:54 Must-have. I did. It was very good. That was very good. The pretzel, also very good. We had a little cheat day here. I want to know, like, in Pittsburgh, Donner or Kennywood, like, we got the potato patch, bro.
Starting point is 01:01:06 Yeah. You have to eat them. You have to. These fries with a bucket of cheese on it. It's just so good. And then there was always just food galore. Corn dog. I couldn't even find a fucking corn dog in the place.
Starting point is 01:01:19 Could you find a corn dog? I couldn't find a corn dog. It's embarrassing. That's absurd. But I don't think they're trying to feed me. I don't think they're trying to feed just a 31-year-old dummy who's their fiance. Yeah, well, you know what?
Starting point is 01:01:31 They should think about it, all right? Because they need to also upgrade their vans, too. What? They also got to upgrade their vans if they're moving 50 kids in and out of Animal Kingdom every day with guns. Then they got to make some changes over there. I think they're trucks. Well, they sound like vans.
Starting point is 01:01:49 Either or. Fix it. I didn't... I thought it was okay. I thought it was okay. I understand why people like it. I just... I found it very funny, though, that they say, just act like kids when you're here. It's like, why don't we just tell people when they come to our show, like, hey, act like you're just
Starting point is 01:02:06 really high in there. Speaking of, we had a little cheat day today. It was over 60 degrees. We figured we'd treat ourselves. So we all ordered some fro-yo. Yeah, it was delicious. It was great. Ty immediately regretted the decision that he did not join in.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Yeah, I didn't get any. And then Connor ordered something called Boba. Strawberry Boba. Oh, my God. Have you ever heard of this? Hold on. Berry orange banana. No, so I don't know.
Starting point is 01:02:35 That is an incredible guess. Sounds great. Incredible guess. But I don't know what it has to do with the berries, but they call them Boba strawberries, okay? And they're essentially artificial strawberry balls. And as terrible as that sounds, they taste even worse because you got to put them in your mouth.
Starting point is 01:02:54 And when you bite down on them, you can't actually chew them. So you got to squish them between your cheeks and your teeth. And you feel like you're ripping apart plastic bags in your mouth. It's awful. So you knew what you were signing up for? No, I had no idea what I was signing up for. I tried them for the first time today. It was the worst experience of my life.
Starting point is 01:03:09 Frozen yogurt. From here on out, I'm going fudge, and I'm going peanut M&Ms, and if you have sprinkles, you better throw those on too. Hey, so that is always the decision at this Froyos. The people either in front of you or behind you are going with the healthy option. I go with give me the Oreos and the hot fudge, and I'll even take some Little Eesies on there too. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:29 You're already taking a diet by getting Froyo. Give me all the toppings. I'm not here to mess around. There's people, though, that get like the kiwi on there and stuff like that. Maybe they just like that flavor more, but I don't know how you pass up the Oreos that are sitting there with the fudge. I don't know how you do it. Ice cream is supposed to go with chocolate.
Starting point is 01:03:47 It's supposed to go with – I don't like chocolate ice cream because I think it's too much chocolate. That's like the steak fries or too much potato in there. Everybody says that? But like vanilla ice cream is supposed to go with chocolate. How about when they don't have the vanilla fro-yo though? They have something similar. We have a,
Starting point is 01:04:08 uh, we have something similar to vanilla. What is it? Uh, blah, blah, blah. What's it taste like?
Starting point is 01:04:15 Oh, it tastes like vanilla. I was like, see all motherfuckers got vanilla. Uh, all right. Good for you guys. I'm happy. The NXT day brings red-eyed stuff by there. Oh, yeah? It's good.
Starting point is 01:04:32 Anything else happen in the football world? Anything we missed? Lev Bell. Oh, hey, Facebook and Instagram. Oh, my goodness. Okay, Lev Bell, by the way, going to the Jets. Jets are not going to be great at football still, but good for Lev Bell getting 30-some million guaranteed.
Starting point is 01:04:49 People telling him he's stupid. I don't know. I think he made a rap song, a freestyle from his front yard where he said you got to pay him 17 M's. That was never offered last year. I think he did maybe have a number in his head. This one's 32 million. Not too bad.
Starting point is 01:05:04 That's a lot of money. I mean, that's only – I don't know how many years it is, but that's not $17 per, but it's definitely $17 guaranteed, which is a good way for his agent to spin it to him, by the way. Oh, yeah. Hey, you've been saying, man,
Starting point is 01:05:16 you've been saying, what, $17? We got 32 of them things over six years. Do you think he's going to shit-can that guy? Did he? Do you think he will? No, I thought he was going to before. I thought he was going to before free agency.
Starting point is 01:05:32 I was very wrong about that. I thought he was going to fire that guy, probably pick up a rose in the house. They were going to go on a whole run about how he was misguided, misled, that whole thing. I think that would have been a way for him to get a lot more M's guaranteed but I still think 32 million dollars is a lot more money I'd take 32
Starting point is 01:05:50 fucking million dollars by the way he's still a rapper on the side too in New York too he's a New York rapper bro that's a big deal whether you agree with it or not he got his money right that's all there is yeah and if i saw
Starting point is 01:06:08 if i was lev and i saw what antonio brown and drew rosenhouse were able to do i would fire my agent immediately and call drew yeah antonio brown and left pretty similar human beings at two different positions right yeah a lot a lot of perceived drama i don't know if it's real or not. Perceived drama, a lot of antics, but top two, three at their position, no matter whose poll it is. There's no debating at their top three. I mean, people say Antonio's the best wide receiver in the game. People say Lev Bell is the best running back in the game. People say, oh, he's probably number two or number three.
Starting point is 01:06:40 Okay, still number two or number three in everybody's poll. They're both top three in both positions. And Antonio Brown seemed to have had a much better deal than Lev, but Lev still got $32 million in New York. He gets to wear the green and white again too. I know Foxy means a big thing for those Michigan State Spartans over there. Michigan State, they gave him like 30 carries a game. That's no exaggeration.
Starting point is 01:07:07 That's what the Jets got to do too. It's the only way. Hey, go green. Go white. Go white. Racist. Oh, my God. This guy.
Starting point is 01:07:14 This guy. Hey, what's he doing down there, huh? You can figure it out, Fox. Zito did the same thing. That's why I'm straight on. It's biracial now. I said it. Did we give a tease at Triple H's interview yet?
Starting point is 01:07:27 Yeah. I thought we ran right by it. No, you did almost at the very beginning. I'm happy people got to hear that. That was a good little teaser. That was the whole thing. I felt bad that we marketed it so hard that it was on the show. He was, though.
Starting point is 01:07:48 Technically, he was on the show. He was on the show. Yeah, you were lying. What are you talking about? Don't feel bad. Yeah, I was right. He was on the show. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:55 He came over, man. It was incredible. He was wearing this big suit. He had this coffee in his hand. What a guy. Seems like a cool dude, just like a regular cool guy. He is a cool guy man i think he gets it you know not everybody gets it he gets it here's people that don't get it though this
Starting point is 01:08:11 is a good transition that's why i'm a professional there's like two to three motherfuckers running facebook yep they're just so goddamn greedy hey social media was a good thing. We had a good thing going. Hey, you created a good thing. Facebook was a cool thing. People could keep up with families that were in other countries. People could keep up with their old friends that they hadn't seen in a long time.
Starting point is 01:08:35 There was a reunion any time you wanted a reunion. Then they went and bought Instagram. Instagram, cool thing. People like to post photos, like to share their lives. You can see how other people are living. You can learn things you can see things you can pass your time just there sitting on your phone
Starting point is 01:08:49 this was good shit everybody was in on it everybody's like yeah we fuck with it man we fuck with it we like this this is a unifier for real hired a lot of coders so the thing wouldn't crash hired millions and millions of people to make sure it would just Keep moving mm-hmm bought servers invested in communities did things like that
Starting point is 01:09:12 People jobs did a lot of good things brought the world together gave people jobs Helped us learn about it, and then all you need is like two to three greedy ass dudes And I'll be sexist with this. I'm assuming those three dudes mm-hmm dudes, and I'll be sexist with this. I'm assuming it was three dudes. Three greedy dudes that just can't, a billion can't be enough money to them. For some reason, as a person who has seen a million dollars, you don't need a billion dollars to enjoy your life. I would like that to be known. You can have a great time and be ridiculous with a lot less than a billion dollars. Mm-hmm. They couldn't help it though. They couldn't help themselves.
Starting point is 01:09:49 Greedy bastards. They saw an opportunity and they decided, now granted this is all a legend, but let's assume that there's some accuracy to where there's smoke, there's fire normally. Yep. They decided to start selling people's data and selling people's traffic and selling people's minds basically to reap a bigger benefit than what they were already raking
Starting point is 01:10:11 in it's like why do you have to take such a great thing and fuck it up the whole world was enjoying it man what like what what could you have possibly what is the upside is that is there zuckerberg is going to show up at this fucking grand jury whatever it is happening for their data analytics sharing problem that they've been indicted for and all this shit he's going to show up wearing those adidas slides those these flip-flops from social network yep i want to have a little balls on so it feels like it's a little massage thing i never liked those by the way they made my feet itch i like just the solid bottoms yeah but the ones with a little ball. He's going to show up there wearing shorts probably, maybe a robe.
Starting point is 01:10:49 And I would like him to explain why he decided just to fuck it all up. Like, why are you going to fuck it all up, man? You wanted a Hot or Not app, and then you created this thing, and now you just got to fuck it all up. Why are they going to do that? Your guess is as good as ours, Pat. We were running around this place freaking out about Instagram today, yesterday.
Starting point is 01:11:07 It's unbelievable. Why do they got to do it? It makes no sense. I don't know how something that big can go down everywhere. How does that happen where the whole country? I think they're getting what? Nick sent me a tweet that was basically saying, they're getting investigated right now.
Starting point is 01:11:22 Shit's about to get real. Are they getting backdoored by some hackers here? No, it's not hackers. They were selling data. They were selling people's data, I guess. Well, they're being accused of it. I don't know if it's accurate, right? Nick, read that tweet.
Starting point is 01:11:34 It's allegedly. Were they burning, like, files to try to get rid of the proof? Here we go. Facebook's controversial data sharing deals are under criminal investigation. A grand jury in New York has issued multiple subpoenas to device makers that partnered with the social media giant. What does that mean? Basically it means someone is there under investigation.
Starting point is 01:11:54 I mean, it is what it is. Today, Julia, let's go. As you know, we finished, we figured out gifts today.
Starting point is 01:12:06 That's good news. I know. We're on the old Twitter app. Oh, boy. We're like a Marvel now. Time to follow up with Today Junior with that mix up right there. Too many TW words in my head right now. I laughed so hard at that recording you sent us of you typing in your name
Starting point is 01:12:26 and then like the fourth gift that pops up is fucking Zito sinking a half court shot and giving a suck it. I will say it was a great shot. He told me for months that we can't get gifts to upload. They can't upload a man. Sorry about that. And then today uploaded is him draining a long shot saying suck it. Just out of nowhere, magically somehow.
Starting point is 01:12:47 We figured it out. Giphy wouldn't let us, so we went to Tenor or something like that, and it works now. Unbelievable, though. So many good GIFs on there now. You should go give it a check. It's such a Zito operation. Such a Zito operation. If I shut down, let's hope the same people with Facebook and Instagram are Twitter, man.
Starting point is 01:13:05 I love the Twitter. What happened? You saw that, didn't you? What's that? You saw what people were pissed about on Twitter, didn't you? Oh, no. Oh, geez. No, I haven't really been on the Internet as much.
Starting point is 01:13:16 I've been fucking working. Yeah. So they're in the next Twitter update. They're going to basically hide the number of tweets or retweets and likes you get on each. Yeah. Outrageous. They're hiding it. Just to be more you know, you got to be more friendly. You don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. No, no, no, no. You can't do that because that is
Starting point is 01:13:34 honestly the only purpose of Twitter is to spread your Twitter so more people can see it. Yes. That's what about 50,000 people quote tweeted that tweet with, and then it got deleted. So I think they might back off of it, but that's the original plan.
Starting point is 01:13:50 They did back off, but it sounds like it was just leaked. Like, hey, let's see what you think about this one, huh? Like a voting poll, and then everyone just absolutely buried Twitter for the idea. I used to think Irsay would do that with Bob Kravitz. I don't know. There's zero real facts behind this. But Bob Kravitz, whenever Twitter was just starting, would put out a tweet that was like a question. And then he would just get massive response or whatever or get a response.
Starting point is 01:14:20 And then I honestly was like, why would he be even fucking asking that? And then I got really really vitamin up one day I was like oh I wonder if like ownership is having him send that out just to get a poll of the people and then I was like how do I become the fucking the uh the social marketing I questioned an air guy for Ursae how do I send him the message that I'll do it like let me figure this out this would be a cool thing to be a part of how do I become the guy that Ursae is using to test out new ideas for? And then I came back down to Earth and I read more Kravitz's things. I was like, I definitely
Starting point is 01:14:50 don't want to be the guy asking questions, but Kravitz is definitely going to do it. I honestly thought that. He's putting out polls and shit on Facebook. I was like, man, I think he's doing that. And that's what they do. I think companies do that. Because remember Instagram was all left to right that one day.
Starting point is 01:15:07 Yeah, and then it just changed back all of a sudden. The way Twitter spun it was they were testing Twitter. I lost you there for a second. I couldn't hear you. It was clearly on the computer right there. I lost you there for a second. I'm walking on YouTube. It's clearly on the computer right there. I lost it there for a second. If you're watching on YouTube, it's going to be able to see that.
Starting point is 01:15:29 Well, no, it sucks because I'm using this tenor app now. Every time someone uses it, I get a notification. I don't know how to stop it. So anytime someone uses one of our GIFs, I get a notification on my phone. It hasn't stopped blood zito's phone right now there's no way his dumb ass will be able to figure out how to turn that off also um what i say instagram went left to right that one day you remember and they switched it right it was probably what 30 minutes 20 minutes on that it was immediately people were
Starting point is 01:16:04 shitting it so hard twitter twitter decided to get the message out to see how people would respond to it without asking it out just like ursae did with gravity be like what if they did this what do you feel good like i think that happens with people twitter tried it out and i'd assume that the negative reaction would change them from i hope so man hope so. Just leave it how it is. So Twitter spun it as... It's too much. It's too much. How much is too much? It's the same thing with Facebook people. How much do you fucking need?
Starting point is 01:16:31 Exactly. Just leave it be. Go on, Nick. Twitter spun it as testing putting engagement counts on replies. Fucking liars. I do wonder though If you had no retweets
Starting point is 01:16:46 Would more people be likely to retweet How do you know who retweeted though Because sometimes you want to know who retweeted something Exactly So you would still get notifications Yeah but that can tell you a lot about a tweet Whenever you look and see who retweeted it Right
Starting point is 01:17:00 That's true Same with videos If I want to watch a video If it has a lot of retweets i'm gonna watch but if something's said let's say something is said by somebody and it's retweeted by somebody i deem credible i'm like okay so this might have a little bit of validity because there's a lot of bullshit floating around twitter right yeah see who retweeted it i mean that it can gives you a lot of validity to something i think that is a an actual angle that we can take to twitter
Starting point is 01:17:23 telling them it's bullshit and i think it's actually a pretty true one as well i think that is an actual angle that we can take to Twitter telling them it's bullshit. And I think it's actually a pretty true one as well. I think that's a real thing. Like, Hey, knowing who retweeted something and how many retweets is pretty vital to the Twitter experience, especially with the longer videos too. Like I'm not going to buy into a two minute long video of some random person retweeted it. However, someone like Ty or anyone sitting in this room, maybe even Fox, if they retweeted too many videos if you see a video has uh 400 retweets you're like oh maybe this is a good video for a reason i'm gonna watch it yep like it's its own judgment scale like it's its own it's its own rating review system twitter has its own rating review system without being very negative without getting a tweet a one star
Starting point is 01:18:01 you just go right the fuck by it if you want want to give it a four star, you like it. If it's a five star, you retweet it. I mean, it's an understanding that we all have on there. And if somebody's not getting retweets, it's okay. We're not telling them their tweets suck. We're just scrolling right the fuck by it so nobody – Yep. It's like, yo, like this is – we've already – on Twitter,
Starting point is 01:18:23 we've already experienced the ratings system. We already understand the rating system. We already understand how it goes. There's no reason to fuck with it. Why are we trying to rebuild it from scratch? It's a good thing. By the way, looking around at your competition, that shit might be ending soon. Let's not fuck it up now. If it ain't broken,
Starting point is 01:18:38 don't fix it. Are your headsets working now? Your headsets working now? Sorry, I lost you there I think I was going under a bridge there I apologize Do we have anything else to talk about? I'm trying to think of what else went on today
Starting point is 01:18:57 Alright, hashtag Endgame, hashtag Endgame Send Triple H a thank you for being on the podcast Please ask him if he'll come back for real Check his Twitter So that'd be great Hashtag Endgame. Send Triple H a thank you for being on the podcast. Please ask him if he'll come back for real, for real. Check his Twitter, so that'd be great. What you just heard was his entire appearance. Hashtag Endgame.
Starting point is 01:19:13 Hashtag Endgame. Send him a tweet. Ask him to come back. Even if you're not a wrestling fan, by the way. Sports entertainment fan, by the way. The guy's an international businessman at this point. Success story Body lifter, body builder
Starting point is 01:19:27 Weight lifter Hero And my boss Great boss A couple handshakes for Mr. H and I today Wow Hugs? We're not there yet
Starting point is 01:19:42 I don't know if he does that with anybody, to be honest. I'm not sure. I wonder if we'll get to the thing. Yeah, the quick hug. The quick hug. How do you initiate that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you initiate the handshake hug?
Starting point is 01:19:56 You go for the quick handshake and then go for the hug right away? So I always make it as least awkward as possible for him so he knows that I'm going handshake. I keep the hand perpendicular to ground. possible for him. So he knows that I'm going handshake. I keep the hand directly perpendicular to perpendicular to ground. Oh yeah. So he knows that I'm not coming in for a dap up strong, all fingers together. So he knows it's a handshake and I keep it a good distance in the thumb,
Starting point is 01:20:17 by the way, set up as if it's ready to get engaged. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's like, it's a claw, like a clamp on the end It's ready to engage
Starting point is 01:20:28 So not too forward But not straight up It's like it's coming in for a handshake Okay And I always keep it at distance So he knows I'm not trying to come in for a real thing Don't want to fuck it up No, no, no, no
Starting point is 01:20:40 That makes sense That's a good tactic They seem to like our shit though That's good though For now A little swing of optimism from our friend Connor Hey glass half full you know me That watch along got over a million views
Starting point is 01:21:01 That was amazing Probably would have been a little more if someone didn't say the F word But I'm just saying It did have to get pulled down over a million views or something. That was amazing. Probably would have been a little more if someone didn't say the F word, but I'm just saying. Yeah, that's a lot. It did have to get pulled down. But for highlights, check out our video that's coming out tomorrow. Foxy and I are putting together a video.
Starting point is 01:21:18 As you listen to this show, Foxy and I are putting together a video of the Roadhawks' inaugural trip from Fastlane to Raw. The behind-the-scenes shit is worth it, I promise. We're a bunch of idiots out here, and we're so thankful you choose to listen. Hashtag N-Gang, hashtag N-Game. Ask Triple H if he wants to come on. Or, you know what, send a tweet to anybody that you think should come on the show. Send a tweet to anybody you think should come on the show. Triple H as well.
Starting point is 01:21:42 But anybody that you think should come on the show, tell them to come on. Aside from that, I'm so thankful for all of you. Ladies and gentlemen, from myself, Adam Foxy, at Nick Morota, Boston Connors, spell that thing. Boston C-O-N-N-R. Of course. At Ty Schmidt. Go ahead, Ty.
Starting point is 01:22:01 Yeah, T-Y-S-C-H-M-I-T. Get the fucking D out of there. A kid is such a fan of Ty. And Ty started this podcast by sawing him down. Ended this podcast by sawing him down. Called poetic justice. At Viva Lozito as well If you can still hear us
Starting point is 01:22:27 I can hear you now Good At one point your face looked like Picasso On the screen It was like an oil painting It was like going in and out And I was just like I don't know what's going on I don't know if that happened
Starting point is 01:22:42 But on yeah i don't i don't know if that happened but all right ladies and gentlemen to wrap up the show here's an interview with tom phillips uh the smackdown play-by-play guy from penn state who is obsessed with college football and such this This is where Triple H makes an appearance, his full appearance. Michael Cole makes an incredible appearance. We're sitting in the middle of a courtyard, basically, where people are just walking through. There's a lot of give and take here. You're going to enjoy it.
Starting point is 01:23:15 A lot of NFL draft talk that I obviously know nothing about. Then it gets diverted quickly. I think you'll enjoy it. Aside from that, hashtag endgame, hashtag endgame. Tell us some folks, or tell some folks if you'd like to see them on our show. That would help us out immensely. Cheers. Have a good one.
Starting point is 01:23:32 I don't travel with the guns. I don't travel with the guns. That's not my thing. I like to bring in the big guns, which is what I did today. Ladies and gentlemen, the voice of SmackDown, which is Tuesday nights on the United States of America Network, a live show every Tuesday where men and women display incredible feats of athleticism in the ring and fight for championships and titles.
Starting point is 01:23:53 And there's a man doing play-by-play. He's from the Pennsylvania University. University. Pennsylvania State University. University of Pennsylvania State University. University of Pennsylvania State. Ladies and gentlemen, a man who says he understands the NFL draft better than anybody. Didn't say that. A man who says he understands the NFL draft more than the average human.
Starting point is 01:24:20 Okay, let's go with that. I know nothing about it, so I am coming to you for information. I don't like the kids like Penn State University. I try to stay with the adults in the NFL. Ladies and gentlemen, draft analysis from Tom Phillips. Tom Phillips, how's it going? It's going good. So you know nothing about the draft,
Starting point is 01:24:37 yet you're someone who went through the draft process sort of. You didn't get invited to the Combine. I know that. See, this is what I'm talking about. You did not get drafted, but you were an undrafted free agent if i'm correct you're wrong pick 222 damn near 222 not drafted thanks but i was picked 222 i remember you wanted to get drafted by the cowboys is that correct that was told me they told you they're gonna take you and i remember you were very very drunk when you did get the phone call from Indianapolis, and the first number was one because that's the first number,
Starting point is 01:25:08 and you said, I'll take that. Your draft knowledge is incredible. I can already tell. I know Pat McAfee. You know about the 2009 pick 222. Yep. And if you know that, you know anything. Kyler Murray is going to be number one, everybody's saying.
Starting point is 01:25:25 Probably, yeah. And do uh agree with that sentiment by the way why should anybody respect or appreciate your college now you're a huge fan you like looking into it you study this stuff i've been following it forever um my mom went to penn state university so we were indoctrinated extraordinarily early into the cult into college football into football football. I grew up in the Philadelphia area, so following the Eagles, huge NFL fan, all that stuff for years. When I was a kid, my brother, my older brother, do you have older brothers? I have an older brother. He works for me now. So you know, oh, that's great.
Starting point is 01:25:57 So you can put him in his place. He doesn't talk much. He's literally the polar opposite human to me, so he just kind of sits in his corner and does his thing. I don't really tell him anything. Oh, okay. I don't think we've talked for probably a couple years, but we get along. Right. Fox, he's ever talked to you?
Starting point is 01:26:10 Sometimes. Yeah. Him and Fox are in the same room. He doesn't say anything. They're in the same editing room, but they don't talk. Huh. Small businesses. He's just locked in.
Starting point is 01:26:19 Yeah. I don't know if that's the case either. I think he's kind of a little loopy, but same vagina he and I. We came out of polar opposites, either here or there. So to what we were just talking about. Your older brother. My older brother was very adamant. He was not big on sharing.
Starting point is 01:26:32 He was like, I am a Philadelphia Eagles fan, and you cannot be. Really? So I had a very bad habit for years where I bounced from team to team. I was a fan of the Redskins for a second, the Packers, the 49ers. I loved Jerry Rice growing up as a kid. Let's go. So I bounced around. I had, like, jerseys from all different teams.
Starting point is 01:26:51 And he was like, oh, you're a bandwagon hopper. Or you're there for – Can't win with this guy. You like their colors or something like that. Oh, this guy. So I'm like, what is going on? So Penn State was the one thing that was like, mom went there. You can't, like, claim it from your little brother.
Starting point is 01:27:04 So it was like everybody had that across the board so college football I became very heavily involved in and then when I went to school uh when I went to Penn State I did a lot of NFL draft coverage with the student radio there so I got pretty heavily into the draft so you love the process of the draft I really really enjoy it yeah A.Q. Shipley was a answer this question aq shipley was a sometimes good football player at penn state often good player at penn state always good player at penn state or rarely good player at penn state i would say often often he was one of the best offensive linemen we've ever had yeah i think he was one of the best i was really hoping you'd just bury him right there well you told me he listens to the show i was hoping he would you would just bury well he's
Starting point is 01:27:48 a penn state guy but you also said you're friends with him so you want to bury him yeah yeah yeah that's i like i enjoy that because i can't bury him because he's tougher stronger all those things but if you were to bury him right it would be shipley was hot garbage for a long time now we're talking i have a feeling that you're going to clip this and you're just going to put that on a loop. Yeah. I was actually just pointing at Foxy to say we need to pull that one little clip there and send it to him. That's perfect. AQ, I mean, who goes by AQ?
Starting point is 01:28:17 That's what I'm saying. I don't even know what those initials stand for. Alan Quay. Why not just be Alan? That's what I've been saying this whole time. Dennis. Dennis, can you go grab Georgia? Tom Phillips is in the middle of some things here.
Starting point is 01:28:29 Can you grab her? Thank you, Matthew. An amphitheater of human beings just walked out, and Tom had to yell at some people. I apologize. Percy is now leaving as well. We had an audience of one, and he's now leaving. We'll cut all this. We'll just cut all this.
Starting point is 01:28:40 Of course we will. Or we should just keep it. No, well, we'll forget. AQ Shipley actually was one of the better offensive linemen we've ever had, in my opinion. We've had a lot of them, but at the same time, I was stunned to see Connor McGovern be, I think he's the number one rated guard this year.
Starting point is 01:28:54 The McGovernator. Which blew my mind because nothing against Penn State footballer Connor McGovern. I hope he makes a lot of money and has a long career in the NFL. That offensive line has not been good for like four or six years years so I'm not entirely sure where that ranking came from do you know what his dad does no his dad grows all the potatoes for like McDonald's and stuff like the hash browns the fries really that's comes from the McGovern farm in either North Dakota or South Dakota I think it's North Dakota that's fantastic this guy for the Broncos right do you have an did he get drafted well no he's not been drafted yet yeah fantastic. This is the guy for the Broncos, right? Did he get drafted?
Starting point is 01:29:25 Well, no, he's not been drafted yet. Yeah. McGovern is. So this is draft analysis? Yeah, I thought that's what we were talking about. I thought you were complimenting another NFL guy. Well, no, another Penn State guy that's about to be drafted. See, Trace McSorlin.
Starting point is 01:29:40 McSorlee. He's on this Penn State team. He just followed me on Twitter the other day. I like him shot i've been spoke the trace i i said in a previous time that after watching a penn state game because i think it was penn state ohio state yes i like the way that he played i liked his swag i said okay that's probably the next julian edelman right i'm not the first person that said that i assume i said a long time. Now they're starting to say it.
Starting point is 01:30:05 Do you see him the same way? Because he's got a low center of gravity. He's got a lot of swag. I assume he's an athlete. We're assuming he can't play quarterback in the NFL because there's only 32 jobs. So it's not a shot at him. That is just a very tough position to become a starter. Will he or would he be a good guy to become Julian Edelman?
Starting point is 01:30:22 That could be a story of this draft. I think it could go one of two ways. I think he could be a quarterback in the league for ten years if he wanted to. Starting, maybe, if he gets the right opportunity like any quarterback. You're saying Drew Stanton, though. Chase Daniel. Yeah. Chase Daniel's made a real nice living.
Starting point is 01:30:40 I think he's been in the league for close to a decade at this point. You know, he was a holder for the first three, four years of his career. Starting holder. He got on the pitch. Did a bit with Jeremy Macklin at Missouri and then he goes and he sits behind Drew Brees for a while. Did some good stuff with the Chicago Bears this year while Mr. Trubisky was out doing whatever
Starting point is 01:30:57 he was doing. I think Trace, given the right opportunity, could be a really good NFL quarterback. I don't know if he'd be a pro bowler or he'd win any championships. I don't know. But it could go one of two ways. He could hang around in the league for 10 years and just be a solid backup guy that you need.
Starting point is 01:31:13 You need arms all the time. Or he's a guy that could transition to wide receiver. I saw people say he needs to transition to corner, and I know Saquon Barkley got all up in arms about that, and I completely agreed with it. I think it's an insult to an offensive player of his caliber. He ran a transition to corner. And I know Saquon Barkley got all up in arms about that, and I completely agreed with it. I think it's an insult to an offensive player of his caliber. He ran a 4-5-8. He was the fastest quarterback in the draft.
Starting point is 01:31:31 So I could completely see him going to the middle. Yeah, but as a corner, a 4-5-8 is what we like to call CFL. Yes. Or AAFL. Yes. 4-5-8 corner is not good, unless you're a big guy. No. Unless you're a huge guy and you're gonna body
Starting point is 01:31:46 him up i like the thought of him a wide receiver though i really like he seems like a gamer too seems like he's got real swag i know nothing about his quarterbacking abilities i'm not here to judge that but that would be very cool how about this kyler murray put on a show at his pro day just yesterday put on a show i mean he was throwing the ball very very very well I think yeah that should be talked about because I think even the players you see in the NFL who have terrible aim guys that just can't throw football we all know who they are we all know who they are yeah this is uh this is an internet show uh Mr H just walked walked over wearing an incredible suit. Apparently Pat doesn't either, really. I'm being taught by Tom Phillips.
Starting point is 01:32:29 That's it. That's legit. All that I know. Thank you. That's expert analysis right there. It's perfect. The good thing about what just happened there is in the title we can put Triple H. Tom Phillips is electric
Starting point is 01:32:46 yeah how about triple h that appearance he just made right there i mean he he sounded pretty excited i'll be honest i mean the next best of podcast might just be that what's that the next best of episode of the podcast might just be that Triple H clip. I think that's a good idea. It's just a moment of age. Yeah. You know what I mean? And I wouldn't classify Triple H as this, but we all have that one friend who's the first one to try things.
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Starting point is 01:34:53 You'll be tagged at the end. But Triple H is definitely a part of this podcast. All of a sudden, that's a very important cell. Yeah. Hey, he came in, by the way. He did a lot of energy. I think Batista's might be in some deep shit in WrestleMania. Triple H had a lot of
Starting point is 01:35:06 in the coffee he was holding, very still which means his arm muscles are very strong right now and sturdy. He's in remarkable shape. Didn't spill it at all either when he came in pretty hot there. Kyler Murray put on a show though. And I don't think routes on air gets talked about enough because there's guys that you see that can't throw
Starting point is 01:35:21 in NFL games and they miss by miles. Routes on air and practice, they're also missing. So that's like an actual thing where you can find out if a guy can throw a ball or not. Daniel Jones from Duke did not do himself any favors at the Combine because everybody was saying because he was with, what was the name of the coach? Cutcliffe, I think. Yeah, that's where Peyton Manning was trained down there.
Starting point is 01:35:43 I figured you'd get all excited about that. Everybody thought Daniel Jones. I was also a backup where Peyton Manning was trained down there. I figured you'd get all excited about that. Yeah, well... Everybody thought Daniel Jones... I was also a backup to Peyton Manning, quarterback. Right. I'm sorry, you backed up Peyton Manning as a quarterback? It's our training emergency. No big deal. 11 plays to the right, 11 plays to the left if I wanted. 22 plays to the offense. Practice once a week. Clyde Christensen, also quarterback
Starting point is 01:36:00 whisper and outcoach for Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Was my quarterback coach. Also Frank Reich. Frank Reich, head coach of the NFL. coach yeah i was a backup on peyton manning so i'm sorgy peyton in the event that the other quarterbacks died yep you played that's correct so that never happened thank god very close not whenever peyton was there but when luck was there and then when he died and then uh hasselbeck has there. When he died. Hasselbeck died. And then Orlovsky was there, and he died. And then Charlie Whitehurst was there, and he died. And then everybody died, and then there was a chance I was going to play
Starting point is 01:36:32 until old cuzzy Josh Freeman saved the day. So if you had actually, let's say you had had to quarterback an entire series. Probably would have won, scored a touchdown at least. Really? Yeah. Because you never scored an NFL touchdown. Troy Polamalo destroyed that for you. Troy Polamalu, Antonio Brown, who just got traded to the Raiders,
Starting point is 01:36:48 tackled a tight end, so I didn't get to throw a touchdown. Yep. I didn't score because of Troy Polamalu. Pittsburgh Steelers ruining my life two times now that I think about it. When Matt Prater threw that touchdown against the Packers, the NFL game that you commentated on for Fox, will that be correct? Basically, your audition for Monday Night Football, which is fantastic. We didn't know about it at the time, but yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:07 We didn't know, and now we know, which is very exciting. We don't know. It seems to be pretty big. Pretty big. It's something on social media. Were you jealous of Prater in that moment? No. No? Because he lived
Starting point is 01:37:24 the dream. I'm not a hater, bro. I'm not a? What are you talking about? I was pumped. Because he lived the dream. I'm not a hater, bro. I'm not a hater. No, no, but there's still... I like to see other people succeed. There's no twinge of jealousy? No. Nothing? No, I was excited.
Starting point is 01:37:32 As you could tell. I mean, I think that is... Could you imagine if I was up there like some announcers? I'm like, Prater gets to throw an open touchdown. What an asshole. I would a bad guy gets to throw a tutter.
Starting point is 01:37:46 Could you imagine? That would have been awesome as well. Me just being a hater ass. That and you just going off cursing on the entire broadcast. I don't curse. That would have been your last NFL game on Fox. By the way, we had to pull the watch along, Don, because members of your team. I don't know exactly what you're talking about.
Starting point is 01:38:03 Me neither. Neither here nor there. I got it like... Somebody shook their head at me today. Somebody gave me a head shake. Shook their head at you? Yeah. I'm sorry about that, Pat. Me too. I shook my head yes to Kyler Murray today. We're just getting back on point because he was
Starting point is 01:38:17 throwing dimes. Your transitions have been excellent through this entire thing. Oh, thank you. Really good. I know that you're a part of an orientation program where you'll be grading people. Do you want me to teach them how to do interviews or no? What would you teach them? Well, just like Oprah and Letterman. Like Gayle King with R. Kelly? Gayle King. All the grits. Just a conversation. How would you have handled the R. Kelly interview? Oh, I can't top what Gayle King did. She wasn't scared. No fear, she said. Would you have been scared?
Starting point is 01:38:47 Yes. A guy who's known to piss on little children. Standing up like that with his crotch in my area, I would have been very scared. That's not what I was saying. I mean, like, he was very emotional. He was all over the map. He got very wound up and everything.
Starting point is 01:38:58 That's what you're looking for, though. I think in interviews you're looking for that. Like when Michael Irvin, not that he's anywhere near R. Kelly. Like, R. Kelly's a terrible person. Michael Irvin, though, on get up or first take in Dallas when he was yelling and sweating. Sweating. That's what I'm looking for. Like Shaq at the free throw line.
Starting point is 01:39:13 Yeah, when Cuzzy flipped Jim Rome's table. Oh, right. You're looking for those moments. Those moments are incredible. John Daly played golf during an entire interview with us. Love that thing. I just love that moment. I don't love R. Kelly losing his mind there.
Starting point is 01:39:26 I don't know what I would do, but that moment is a big one. Right. Michael Irvin lost his mind. And I think Stephen A. Smith was just sitting back and being like, well, I guess my job is done. I've created one of the single greatest broadcasting clips ever. It was incredible. Just by hating on the Cowboys so much, it just upset Michael Irvin to that point.
Starting point is 01:39:43 Stephen's had a tough couple months, man. He just said that the other day, he said the punter for the Redskins played quarterback this year. Cowboys so much, it just upset Michael Irvin to that point. Stevens had a tough couple months, man. He just said that the other day, he said the punter for the Redskins played quarterback this year. Tress Way. He said, Tress Way, blah, blah, blah. That's the punter. There's a lot of instances where I've seen clips where he is off by a couple years at different positions. It's like referencing
Starting point is 01:40:00 fullbacks from years ago. And tight ends that don't even play in the league anymore. And I think there's certain days they have them on so many different shows. But you have to appreciate the fact that he's rolling with it, feeling it, vibing it, and just going with it and just making it up. Yeah. I mean. Who's going to make money next year?
Starting point is 01:40:16 Who's going to be a top 10 pick? Top 10 pick? Like a surprise top 10? Yeah, there we go. Surprise top. Any movement? You think there's going to be any moves made by any teams? I mean, it feels like this free agency frenzy has been at an all-time high.
Starting point is 01:40:27 I don't think I've seen anything like what has been happening here. I assume the draft is going to carry the same type of flow. Yeah. I think because the defensive crop is so good, it's going to be a lot of defensive guys that go at the top of the draft. I think you'll see Haskins and Murray, the big celebrity picks and everything like that, will be early. I'm sure DK Metcalf gets into the top ten.
Starting point is 01:40:51 I don't know. That Tom Brady three-cone drill is going to be tough. What about his three-cone wasn't good? It was slower than Tom Brady's. Really? Oh, I missed that. I saw his freakish picture and then all the other things. I think unless it was a completely made-up photo on the internet that looked very legit,
Starting point is 01:41:08 I believe his three-cone drill was slower than Tom Brady's. And we've all seen Tom Brady's 40. And if that same guy that ran that 40 is running a faster three-cone drill than you, I think that's a tough spot. There was one guy, what was it, Sweat from Mississippi State who is... Sweats. Sweats? Sweats.
Starting point is 01:41:23 Sweats with an S at the end i think or maybe a z d end a d a d line something like that but he was like six eight to ninety and he ran a four four yeah yeah those types of freaks right there weren't around back in the day whenever people talk about the game getting soft and changing yeah well you gotta you to adapt to guys that are 6'8", 290, running 4-4s. Here's the thing that's changing, right? That's a minivan, bro. It is a minivan. Because of the talent of guys like Aaron Donald.
Starting point is 01:41:54 How's it going, brother? Tino Sabatelli. He used to play for the Buccaneers. I know that. And the Browns and the Chiefs. Oregon State Beaver. Very attractive. Hasn't found his way here at NXT.
Starting point is 01:42:04 Maybe that'll happen. Couple injuries? Yeah, things happen. He's ripped up, though. Very attractive. Hasn't found his way here at NXT. Maybe that'll happen. Couple injuries? Yeah, things happen. He's ripped up, though. Very attractive. He's in fantastic shape. His muscles have muscles. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:11 Oh, that's a good line. I like the muscles have muscles. Can I ask you a question? Can I get a... I need a sleeveless hoodie, but like, cuzzy, that's your Western Pennsylvania thing and all that. I'm Eastern Pennsylvania. No, that. I'm eastern Pennsylvania. No, no. I'm a unifier.
Starting point is 01:42:30 You're a unifier. I think we are for both sides of Pennsylvania. What was the video I sent you from the stadium series? The kids. You're a big hockey fan. I am, sort of, yeah. The Flyers pulled out completely Houdini when our goalie got drunk for the last minute and a half of the Flyers-Penn Stadium Series game in Philadelphia.
Starting point is 01:42:48 Yep. And the music of choice was? Oh, God, I missed it. It was some country band, right? Keith Urban. Keith Urban. Keith Urban was the music of choice. The Australian guy.
Starting point is 01:42:58 Yeah, he's Australian. One year after Train was the music of choice. The NHL really hits home runs. And Tom Phillips sends me a video, which he used his SeatGeek plug to get the tickets to. He went to the stadium series. Sends me a video. There was little kids playing hockey on the other side of
Starting point is 01:43:14 the arena, and everybody in the stadium was looking at the kids playing hockey. Very engaged in the kids. Keith Urban's having a sing-along. Hey, okay, I'm from Australia. Singing country, singing along. And everybody's like, go to hell. There's a little Philadelphia kid down here about the triple deco glove side, like on the cat, like it's Mighty Ducks.
Starting point is 01:43:33 Now, what did I say in the video, though? I don't remember. The little cuzzies are playing. The little cuzzies. Hey, it's in your rotation. See that? Eastern Pennsylvania. For the brand.
Starting point is 01:43:43 Yeah, well, as you said, unifying. We're unifying. We come together, but then we win. The cuz brand. Yeah, well, as you said, unifying. We're unifying. We come together, but then we win. The Kazi Sleeve of Sooty is currently sold out, I believe. That's good. That's a good problem to have. Not really, though. We should attempt to sell more of them, I think, because the world needs to wear them,
Starting point is 01:43:56 because Sleeve of Sooty is the greatest piece of merch on earth. Do you not get cold? No. Really? Like, you're in the jorts.'ve seen you where did i just see you this past week we were in cleveland it was very cold out granted you had long sleeves on not as you had a sleeveless hoodie but then you had something over top of it like every once in a while i'll go with a jacket i got an i get influenced by an influencer so i'm an influencee to buy a jacket
Starting point is 01:44:20 on instagram and i did it it's got a big hood on it so but it's got sleeves that come up to like it's a three-quarter but it's supposed to be a full length sleeve, which is so cheaply made. But I'll wear that every once in a while to keep the top of the arms warm. Is this influencer your fiance? She should be an influencer though. Does she buy your stuff for you? No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:44:37 You need to start letting her do that. What are you talking about? When I let my wife, like she just started buying me stuff. Did she dress this? She started buying me stuff and everything. Did she dress this right here? Well, I'm on the road. Just tell me if she bought this. I bought this.
Starting point is 01:44:50 I bought this. It works for you. Thank you very much. I got married in this suit, actually. It works for you. You look good. Thank you very much. If I wore that, I'd fucking hate myself.
Starting point is 01:44:57 But there's a luxury that comes with it because the ladies have a better eye for fashion. And they can put you in certain things. That is very sexist of you. How is that sexist? You don't think I just have an better eye for fashion, and they can put you in certain lanes. Wait a minute. That is very sexist of you. How is that sexist? You don't think I just have an incredible eye for fashion? What was that? You just gave me a look from my toes all the way up to my head. What are you wearing right now?
Starting point is 01:45:16 You know what? This guy's got work to do. Unbelievable. Can you know that by everybody? He has to go produce our announcers for an NXT show, and you're taking up valuable time with this. Michael Cole. He wanted to call. This is the lowest basement garbage that I've ever seen in my life.
Starting point is 01:45:32 You have two microphones without even a flag on them. Whatever this thing is. This one's chipped a little bit. This is like the most ridiculous. How much money am I paying you? Seriously. How much money? You signed a contract
Starting point is 01:45:45 for a lucrative amount of money and you're using this garbage and i don't get it answer the question answer the question one of my guys to drop the f-bomb i didn't get suspended i would like i would like to appeal that last comment everything Everything else, very valid and true. That last comment, though. I don't know if that's on me. Why did you call me today? Well, we were in a building that you were in. I was going to come over and say hello.
Starting point is 01:46:15 Why did you come over? We were told not to. Who told you not to? It was kind of like their busy recording over there type thing. It wasn't like a... You could always break us in, but I couldn't call you back because we were in the middle of doing this animated thing today. So when you called, I couldn't take the call,
Starting point is 01:46:31 and then I was just done at that point. I forgot to call you back. What are you doing? What are you doing? You were initially talking about the NFL draft. This is embarrassing. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:39 You didn't mean to interrupt. You're getting very gray. Really? You're 29 years old. Do you realize how much hair you have in your hair? Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, it's not good. It's coming in the beard and everything.
Starting point is 01:46:49 And the Jets got Le'Veon. They did. That's huge for you, right? Do you think Le'Veon Bell is going to make the Jets a contender in the division? No, they're still going to suck. They might win six games. That'll be good, though. Sam Darnold versus everybody else.
Starting point is 01:47:04 I got to go. Bye. Bye. Incredible popping. Yeah. Incredible popping by Michael Cole. So, Pat, I do have to go do the show. Residence in.
Starting point is 01:47:16 Have you turned in any concur expenses yet? No. You can record all this. Sue got me a car for this one, so I just took this one. We're going to tell her next time. No, I'm just curious because I want to see. I'm very curious to see what expenses are going to be turned in. Oh, I can't wait.
Starting point is 01:47:30 I'm going to get a PT. Well, you know what he's going to really sort of. Cole, basically, we paid for Pat McAfee to go to Disney World. No, that's not accurate. Who's the young lady that was sitting next to Foxy? That's my fiance's friend. How'd that go? Good.
Starting point is 01:47:47 I just met her yesterday. I know, but how did it go? Good. It was good. Did you get a base hit? Did you get a potential walk? We're on one and a half hours of sleep, and this is a work trip. All right, my mind's on a roll.
Starting point is 01:48:01 You're dialed in. Wait a minute. This guy's complaining about sleep? It's a work trip. This guy's complaining about sleep? It's a work trip. This guy's complaining about sleep. How much sleep did you get last night, Cole? Last night, I literally got about three hours. There you go.
Starting point is 01:48:11 That's what I'm talking about. There you go. Yeah. Fox, you're not. Anyway, you guys were partying in Pittsburgh after the show. Well, we were all driving four hours to Dayton, Ohio. No, we were recording a podcast for our people. I bet that was really good.
Starting point is 01:48:22 It was a terrible show. It was a terrible show. I'm winding down because we've got to go do the show. Have fun. Are you staying for the show? Yes. Why don't you guys ever stay at the airport?
Starting point is 01:48:36 It's a valid question. You should do that. I'll be there in a sec, Cole. You got it. Thank you. I think this is over. We've had some real good guest pop-ins. We've got Triple H, Michael Cole, Tom Phillips, and I was also here.
Starting point is 01:48:54 And you were here. You're the star. This has been fun. I like the three things about the NFL draft we talked about in a half an hour. You did a great job. I think being a draft expert is really your next big thing. Why don't you do this? What's your social media?
Starting point is 01:49:08 My social, at TomPhillipsWWE on Twitter. Okay, that's what you do on the Twitter. Okay. We, as a group that's listening to this and in this now, would like you to put out a tweet predicting just your top five. Just your top five. That's all you got to do. Another one, Pellegato.
Starting point is 01:49:26 Brian Pellegato, who if you want to work at WWE, is who you email. Email Brian Pellegato. Don't do that, he said. Don't do that. What we would like you to do is put out a tweet with your top ten. Okay. If you get...
Starting point is 01:49:42 My big board. Your big board. Your top ten big board. On that tweet, we will screenshot it and hold you accountable. And if you get more than 6.5 correct. Okay, that's a D in most
Starting point is 01:49:56 places. Yep. That's an A plus at West Virginia. I will... Oh, that's a layup. Oh, that's a layup. it's a layup you look incredible shane thorne shane thorne australian two-chain thing shane two change no change shane no change oh two waters yeah three in a red bull yeah no sugar shame no free ads either you'll drink anything that gets you jacked up. Yeah. Yeah, you will. Sure. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:50:28 Of course you will. Hey, you've got a lot of grays in your hair. Hey. That's it. Two people. Alright. I'm going to dye it. I'm going to start dyeing it. I'm going to talk to Bobby Fish. He's going to help me out. I cut my own hair. I cut the grays out. He's literally wearing a shirt of a barber. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:50:44 Saying he cuts his own hair. I cut my own hair. Do any of the people I try to greys out. He's literally wearing a shirt of a barber. Yeah. Saying he cuts his own hair. I don't even cut my own hair. I cut my own hair. Do any of the people I trust cut my hair? No free ads. No free ads. No free ads. I get paid.
Starting point is 01:50:54 Paid in quarters. And Red Bull. And Red Bull. There you go. Now we're talking. Quit sharing. All right. Ready?
Starting point is 01:51:05 So, Tom, this is what I would like you to do. Since you talk about accountability. Accountability. By the way, that's Western Pennsylvania. There you go. We speak proper. Gins speak proper. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:51:19 Yeah, you got it down there. You got it all the way down there. So, do you want me to do the top ten? Top ten. Pick the top ten draft to do the top ten? Top ten. Pick the top ten draft picks or the best ten players? No. No, I don't give a damn about the best ten players. I want to know who the ten richest are going to be.
Starting point is 01:51:34 If there's a trade that you think is going to happen, put it in there. If you get ten correct, if you get six. Six and a half is what you said. Six and a half is the over-under. If you get seven, correct. Team player out of ten, which I think would be astronomically high, I'll donate $5,000 to a charity of your choice.
Starting point is 01:51:54 That's very sweet of you. Under, you donate $10,000 to the Pat McAfee Foundation. Well, hold on a second. Happy we figured that out, ladies and gentlemen. Tom Phillips, WWE, hold him accountable. That's not binding. That is not binding. Yeah, it's on air. I'm not going to give you $10,000. Well, it's not binding. That is not binding. Yeah. It's on air. I'm not going to give you $10,000.
Starting point is 01:52:07 Well, it's not me. It's Foundations for the Kids, Children of the Military. Thanks for agreeing to that, Tom Phillips. Nope. $10,000 if it's six or less, seven or more. I'll give $5,000 to Tom Phillips. That is not concrete. Charity of choice.
Starting point is 01:52:18 That's an incredible agreement we just made. It's for the kids. agreement we just made. It's for the kids. Also, you can get a spot in our first ever birthday charity golf tournament happening on May 2nd, 2019. $1,000 a team for four players. Winning team gets
Starting point is 01:52:33 $4,000 and a championship belt. Sponsor hold for $5,000. That's all we got. Have a great day. Thank you so much for listening to the Pat McAfee Show. Huge thanks to Tom Phillips, the voice of SmackDown and maybe budding draft analyst. First four letters of that. Pretty accurate as well.
Starting point is 01:52:55 And I'm also probably going to be out $10,000 thanks to you. It's not out. It's for. For. Out. Without. For. I'm going to go do NXT now.
Starting point is 01:53:04 Have a good one. You got yelled at by a couple different people about the gray hairs and potentially going to work. But. Out. Without. Four. I'm going to go do NXT now. Have a good one. You got yelled at by a couple different people about the gray hairs and potentially going to work. But I appreciate you coming. I think you look fantastic. There's only a few gray hairs. Yep. Hashtag end game. Hashtag end game.
Starting point is 01:53:15 I'd like you to send a photo of or a gif of what you think. My reaction was when Triple H ran up behind me, scared the shit out of me with his coffee in his hand, and then left. Have an incredible weekend. Heartland Radio 2.0 is back tomorrow with Friday Bangers. I'll be there. Fox will be there. We're flying back to Indy today. You're the absolute greatest.
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