The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 055 - Triple H On The Podcast
Episode Date: March 14, 2019On today's show, Triple H officially joins the show while Pat records from his hotel room in Orlando as the guys battle a couple of technical issues to get the everything up and running. They discuss ...everything Pat has done on his trip in Orlando so far including exploring Pandora at Universal Studios and Pat gives his overall assessment of Disney World as he spent the entire day there earlier this week. They also do a deep dive into all the chaos of NFL free agency so far including AB to Raiders and what Jon Gruden's thoughts on the entire matter are, Lev Bell landing in New York and whether or not that makes the Jets a contender at all, and OBJ being shipped from the Giants to Cleveland and how the Browns might finally be ready to take over the AFC North with all the acquisitions that they've made so far this offseason. To close out the show, lead commentator for Smackdown Live and all around electric human being, Tom Phillips, joins the show live from the WWE performance center. They discuss everything pertaining to the NFL draft as Tom is an NFL nut who enjoys the draft process. He gives out a couple of his picks for where he thinks certain players will wind up, and gives his thoughts on AQ Shipley, as well as the cult of Penn State football. Also included are some special appearances by Triple H and Michael Cole (1:22:59-1:56:38). It's a great one. Come and laugh with us, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello, it is Thursday, March 14th, 2019.
And you're going to enjoy today's podcast.
Yep.
There's stories, there's laughs,
and there's an appearance by the game Triple H.
Let's go.
We break down all the things happening in the NFL.
We break down Mark Zuckerberg's world right now.
We talk about everything,
including some technical issues that happen later
and arise in the middle of the show that is laugh out loud funny.
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You're saving reunions.
Heroes.
This guy was tasked with saving a family reunion when his brother got sick
and had to go to the hospital and had family flying into town.
Wow.
So you know what he did?
What did he do?
He got tickets to a game, went to the game with the family from Seagate because he said he listens on the show.
He hears us say, create memories and stories and go live a little.
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Let's get into our convo from earlier.
We're in a Google Hangout right now.
All right, cool.
This is so confusing.
We are back at square one right now.
Hey, square one's a good square, though.
at square one right now.
Hey, square one's a good square, though.
We are.
We have successfully completed phase zero.
Great to be done with phase zero.
Let's take us up forward to number one now.
Let's get to it.
Hey, Roadhawks, how was the trip back to
Indiana?
It was pretty good.
I mean, it was a quick trip, really.
Nick, Connor, and I and Foxy were in Pittsburgh for Monday Night Raw.
I flew to Orlando.
Nick can't hear me.
I can only hear in one ear.
You got to fuck with your wire.
Sorry, as long as it's just me. We're back to negative one. No, you're good. All right, almost done with your wire. Sorry, as long as it's just me.
We're back to negative one.
No, you're good.
Alright, almost done with phase zero.
Alright, that's on me.
We're back to zero.
No, we're good.
Massive success story.
We just moved past phase zero.
Actually, we're not because Foxy's trying to stage where the camera's going in here now.
Oh, we gotta do a big clap too.
Oh yeah, so we can match them all.
There's three videos.
There you go.
There's two different claps.
How about that, Bailey?
Oh, bro.
Bailey doesn't deserve that.
Okay.
Really?
Huh?
Okay.
All right.
Here we go.
What's tomorrow's date?
14th. Yep's date 14th Yep
March 14th
Oh is it Pi Day
At this point
Everybody has heard
Triple H's part right
Yeah
Alright here we go
3
2
And
Hey it's fantastic
That you chose to listen
To this show today
I want to tell you why
It's a monumental one
Wait our air conditioner
Literally just kidding
Can't hear it It's a quiet one. Wait, our air conditioner. Literally, just kidding. Back to phase zero.
Can't hear it.
It's a quiet one.
Really?
Yeah, we can't hear it.
We're good.
We're good.
Hello.
And.
Big clap.
Big clap.
Let's get done with phase zero, right?
All right.
There he is.
Phase zero.
We're good.
Welcome to the Pat McAfee Show 2.0.
So thankful you chose to listen today because it's a monumental one.
This is a big one.
Oh, yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, there are people out there who are superstars.
There are people out there that are just as good in the boardroom
as they are at some hobbies.
There are some people who are incredible at athletics and are just average at other things.
A man who shows up on the podcast today seems to be great at everything.
Businessman, speaker, leader, motivator, one of the greatest sports entertainers of all time
now he's a businessman
top 10 human probably on planet earth we think yeah oh yeah oh yeah one hell of a model american
and we hyped it up so much i think we should i think we should give away a little sneak peek
of it earlier okay yeah yeah i think so you know what i mean i think we should let's set the scene
here set the scene paint it up that way you do a tv show yeah this is uh this is an internet show
i don't know anything about mr h Mr. H just walked over wearing an incredible suit.
Apparently Pat doesn't either, really.
I'm being taught by Tom Phillips.
That's it.
That's legit.
All that I know.
Thank you.
I've been doing work with the world wrestling entertainment business for a few months now.
Of course, of course.
Signed on officially about a month ago.
Three weeks ago.
Shaking hands with people.
Making things happen.
The WWE
people are the nicest people on planet Earth.
Can't confirm.
Planet Earth. Never would have understood it
or expected it these people travel
around every single week basically their entire life putting on shows places yep and they're
incredibly nice and welcoming too as it's called the later in the podcast you'll hear the pat
mcafee team is what they refer to us as nice nice that's a nice little name there run the quote run the quote
from michael cole uh have you turned any any concur expenses yet no we didn't record all this
sue got me a car for this one so i just took this one we're gonna tell her next time no i'm just
curious because i want to see i want to see i'm very curious to see what expenses are going to
be turned in oh i can't wait they signed us up for reimbursement stuff, too.
So, like, we're officially part of the business now, right?
Let's go.
Yeah, and we have not used the reimbursement thing.
We have not even came close to using the reimbursement thing.
There was almost a moment where it could have potentially happened,
but I understand that during this reimbursement thing,
like, these are the things everybody's going to see, you know?
Yeah.
We can't just be walking in to a fucking Long John Silver's
and order 72 fish patties and be like,
yep, thank you, WWE.
No way.
Can we throw a car battery on that?
Or a windshield.
Maybe.
The windshield, maybe.
The windshield, maybe.
It was on a trip to a WWE event.
Something to think about.
Content.
By the way, another video coming out for the WWE here in a couple days.
It documents the Roadhawks trip to Cleveland, Pittsburgh, and then Orlando.
The Roadhawks trip.
Yep.
I think there's a hawk in the room, actually, in here somewhere.
You know, Ty, I understand your jealousy of not being a part of the Roadhawks,
but you will soon be indoctrined into it.
I want you to know that. All right. right now you're just you're in the eggs
still embryo hey you they still don't know if you're gonna be scrambled eggs somewhere if you're
gonna be a fucking bird i would be a tasty ass egg i tell you that much don't worry zero if you
make it we'll chew up all the food and spit it into your mouth. Oh, regurgitate? Hey, by the way,
I'm the type of roadhog that doesn't do that.
No.
I'm happy I said that word right.
Hey, you nailed it, Z.
Hey, ZitoThoughts is going to
love the fact that you just complimented yourself
for saying something correctly, because that's basically
what ZitoThoughts is. You just fucking get up.
He actually took the week off, so there's no ZitoThoughts is. You just fucking get up. He actually took the week off,
so there's no ZitoThoughts this whole week.
He's out of the country.
No, he didn't take the week off.
He's starting another one, Ty's Heaters.
Oh, boy, Ty.
I'll tell you what.
You know what?
If you're going to make one of these parody accounts,
fine, go right ahead.
Spell my fucking name right, all right?
Oh, no.
Have some attention to detail.
I mean, you got one thing you need to get right in there,
and you completely fucking botch it, you know?
Get your shit together, pal.
Don't you think it is some little kid from Iowa,
from Waterloo, Donna?
I hope not.
Get the goddamn D out of there, alright?
Ty's
going to have the only relationship with his parody
account. He's going to feel like he's his father.
He's going to teach him these lessons.
He's going to misspell a quote or something.
He's going to misspell a quote and Ty's going to be like,
this fucking kid came and
spelled words right. You spell your words right or
I'm going to suspend the fucking account.
How about that?
I mean, that's true.
That's like Zito thoughts.
I will not be misquoted.
I will tell you that much.
So, he better come correct.
And he's 0 for 1 already, so.
It sounded like Coach Grudenboe is back there for a second.
Well, I mean, he is back here.
We can grab him.
Hey, the Raiders have been wide the fuck
Open so far in free agency
Biggest story of the whole thing almost
Yeah
Legit biggest story of the whole thing
I mean if it wasn't for that
Those two Hollywood moms just paying for their kids
To get scholarships
I think that Antonio Brown News has a couple more days in it
Yeah for sure
Pretty crazy I mean you partnered that with the Odell, too.
I mean, that's just one division.
Boom.
The NFL just dominating, by the way.
Yeah.
NFL just dominating news.
It feels like NBA right now.
It feels like these moves are becoming like WWE type shit.
It really does.
It really feels like the dramatics.
There's heel characters.
There's good guys.
There's bad guys.
There's evil villains right now. There's fucking everything in the business they all cut promos too everybody cuts promos
ab went to derrick carr's house what what yeah they took video he's already at derrick carr's
house hanging out they said bro to each other about 30 times hey bro that's a storyline now
because he talks shit about his old team not hanging out at his house, Ben Roethlisberger.
Next episode of the reality show, boom, I'm at my new quarterback's house.
That's like an ex-girlfriend, new girlfriend thing.
And guess what?
Every motherfucker's watching it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, apparently he was late for his opening presser, too,
because he was busy getting a haircut, old Antonio Brown there.
That makes sense. Oh, look, his hair is a thing.
I saw ESPN tweeted
nine different hairstyles and said,
which one's fave?
Oh, so he had some choices. He had to make a
decision there.
He does have some good hair. Do you remember that
fucking square top one?
The old Lego cut?
The Lego cut.
I like that a lot. Because he was the missing puzzle piece.
Yeah.
He was the missing puzzle piece.
He looked good, though.
He cleaned up his act.
He got rid of the stash.
He just had a normal stash.
His hair was clean.
He looked like a kid on the first day of school.
I'm happy that he's back there, Ty.
You said that.
Gruden, was that your doing by telling Antonio Brown to kind of clean it up
for the first day of the job there, the first presser?
Yeah, absolutely.
I'll tell you what, man.
He shows up 45 minutes late again.
I'll cut his ass.
I don't, you know.
I don't think that's accurate.
Watch me, all right?
Khalil Mack thought he was bigger than the team.
Guess where he's at, you know?
Gone.
But there's rumors that the two guys you decided to trade out
of there had the same agent which would be the person you'd be working with through this entire
deal is there a little beef with that agent what he didn't like hooters he didn't like john gruden
he didn't like the fired football coaches of america or whatever it is well i don't know you
know i mean the first day of training camp, the guy comes in here.
He's a little sawed off.
Fucking he's eyeing me, you know?
All practice, he's eyeing me.
He's jabbing.
He's talking shit to the media.
So, you know, I'm done with him, you know?
Get him out of here.
Get his clients out of here.
They're not grinders.
The thing about that is, the greatest thing about that is,
there's a chance that that is what happened.
Isn't that true though?
I mean,
probably there's a chance that he,
I don't know.
Obviously he didn't appreciate them on his team.
He wanted new guys,
maybe build a whole new legacy,
a whole new team.
I don't know.
Because some people say that down in Tampa,
some people say Gruden built the team that Dungy won with,
right? Yeah. Oh yeah. But Dungy coached a winner here in Indy too. So I think Dungy definitely
proved his worth, but I do think that was something that was said about the teams. I
wonder if Gruden has something for like building his own team, you know? Yeah. I feel like that's
something that he, especially cause it's a 10 year contract, you know? So you come in and you
win with Amari Cooper and Derek Carr and Khalil Mack,
but the thought is, well, you didn't even draft those guys, right?
I mean, that's why you go after all these guys.
You have to keep them forever, too.
If you win early in your career, you're married to these guys
that you didn't bring in.
So he just tried to get rid of them as fast as possible.
That's definitely an ego thing, but you can see why he did what he did
if you're looking at it from that standpoint.
Well, I mean, $100 million man, he's going to have a little bit of an ego thing, but you can see why he did what he did if you're looking at it from that standpoint. Well, I mean, you know, $100 million man,
he's going to have a little bit of an ego, Mr. Gruden.
Hey, they're talking about banks and shit.
Like Al Davis has got to go to regular-ass banks.
Hey, I'm flying Southwest tomorrow.
I'm pissed.
Did you see that?
Yeah, that's absurd.
What is this?
He paid a coach $100 million, and now he's taking out loans and shit from banks,
and he's flying southwest to Las Vegas.
Now, granted, hey, listen.
Southwest, if it gets me home tomorrow, that's a huge if, obviously,
but if it gets me home tomorrow, I'm very thankful for its service. I've taken Southwest numerous times to Vegas
and places in the Southwest.
Oh, yeah, of course.
But I don't think people are, like,
seeking to fly on Southwest.
I don't think that is something that if...
Now, granted, this is just like
that billionaires conversation
that we had just a few weeks ago
when something allegedly came up.
I don't think I fully understand
how these billionaires operate as billionaires.
I feel like all they have to do is have a garage sale.
You know?
Like a billion-dollar garage sale.
Can you imagine how much money you'd make?
Do you know how many jumpsuits Odell Davis probably has to sell?
That's what I'm saying.
You could literally make a mil back in like four days of garage sales.
But now he still owes $99 million to Gruden.
That sucks.
Yeah, I don't know how many NFL owners are flying southwest from game to game.
That's pretty wild.
Is it game to game?
Well, I mean, if he's flying around in the offseason,
I'm sure he's either taking the team plane, right,
during the regular season then?
I don't know, man.
It was always funny watching the Earth's 8 planes take off in front of us.
It was always funny.
It's like, there's the difference.
That plane right there pays everybody in this plane right here.
Okay, you guys take off first for sure.
Yeah.
That's fucking awesome.
That's where you need to get to.
Al Davis is trying to get there too.
Maybe he's trying to say he's a man of the
people though. I agree.
I respect him. He gets haircuts at great clips
I think. It's
basic old bowl cut right there.
What if they became a good team
though? I think it's possible
they got to add some guys on defense.
They've only gone left tackle with Trent Brown and then they also got Tyrell Williams today's possible they got to add some guys on defense, right? They've only gone left tackle
with Trent Brown and then they also got
Tyrell Williams today. So they got two wide receivers
in free agency. That's insane.
That's Spire 2 wide banana
bro. Let's get these
weapons out here so we can play 7 on 7
and see what happens in the offensive
line. Cleveland Browns, holy fuck.
Oh my goodness. Oh my
goodness, the Cleveland Browns. holy fuck. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness, the Cleveland Browns.
Hey, what a day.
Yeah.
Shut down the internet.
It was two firsts, right?
I mean, Jabril Peppers is a first-round draft pick.
Yeah, he was.
He's playing well, too.
Evan Foxey mentioned that.
Jabril Peppers was Jabril.
You get it.
Jabril Peppers was a first-round pick, another first-round pick,
and then something else, right?
Yeah, and then it was a third round next year, I think.
Oh.
So I'm talking – that's two firsts and a third.
That's a pretty fucking good – if you're Odell Beckham,
you got to feel like you're the – I mean, you're walking into a team
that literally just traded two first-rounders and a third for you.
That's two franchise players.
That's who you're supposed to pick up in the first round.
You're supposed to be a two-franchise player
and then a possible huge player for you as a third.
That's how much they value you and are willing to put in to get you.
You've got to feel good going in there.
I think him and Jarvis will keep each other humble too,
and they'll compete with each other.
That Jarvis Landry speech in the fucking locker room
or in the team meeting room,
what, like day three or something?
Yeah.
About not fucking around?
Mm-hmm.
That's a huge ordeal if they're together, you know?
Odell, I don't know if he's the most competitive human being on earth.
I know if you're that great, you have to be competitive and you have to work hard.
But it's always nice to have a friend in there with you who pushes you to be better.
You know what I mean?
Like those are good people to be around.
Yeah, absolutely.
Lions want to walk with lions.
You know what I mean?
If you want to really go.
So that could be good for Odell.
Baker Mayfield's got the swag to handle it all.
There was a lot of talk that Odell wants more money
and that he would try and pull something to restructure his deal.
But I don't know.
I think that says a lot if he shows up and doesn't do that, plays this season,
and then thinks about it.
He's boys with Jarvis, right?
Yeah.
So if Jarvis and the Browns get along well, which I'm assuming they do.
You would think.
I'd say so.
Haven't heard anything negative.
Let's assume that if you and me are boys, real tight, college roommate type,
boys, boys, and I have a little beef about money,
I'm assuming my boy, though, is like, hey, let's go get it, though.
Like, hey, at least show up and work.
You know what I mean?
Like, let's do it.
You know what I mean?
I think that goes a long way having, like, your best friend on a team.
Like, I think it really helps out a lot, especially as adults. Now, if you look
at it as high school best friends,
you're not looking at it right where there could be
drama or beef, but if they're
grown-up adult friends
and really tight, this is going to be a great
competition between both of them and
hopefully make that team better. Baker seems like
the right guy to be driving the ship. I like the Browns.
I like the Browns before this. I said they were going to win the
North before this. I like them even more now. I mean, that's a this. I said they were going to win the North before this. I hope they're even more now.
I mean, that's a dynamic player.
What, he's only going to play like 11 games a year, right?
Probably.
Yeah, I think.
I mean, he only played like 12 last year.
Yeah, he gets hurt here and there, basically.
But you don't need him, right?
Because you still got Jarvis.
You still got – who's the tight end for them?
David Njoku.
No joke.
Let's hope that the jugs machine isn't punished with that.
Hey, man.
And then Kareem Hunt whenever he gets back.
No way he comes back next year, though, right?
Yeah.
Kareem Hunt?
I bet he gets suspended like six games and then comes back.
Yeah, I think he'll come back.
They have Nick Chubb, too, even if he doesn't.
Hey, he was the first-round draft pick, too.
He was picking up his own luggage at the airport,
right? Yep.
That was Hugh Jackson's team, bro.
Yeah, what do you think he's thinking
right now, now that Dorsey's making all these
moves without him?
Hugh Jackson? Yeah.
They wouldn't even tell Hugh Jackson what they were doing, right?
Because Dorsey thought Hugh Jackson would tell the media.
Yeah, he's leaking it.
That relationship's been fucked.
Did you hear about the petition for getting hard knocks,
back-to-back seasons for the Browns?
Are the Browns pushing it, or is everybody else pushing it?
I think everybody else, but I can only imagine how electric it would be
in the locker room for that.
I'll be excited to see how it all plays out.
Yeah, it'll be interesting, especially...
They have a couple of DBs that like to fight, right?
They had a rookie, I forget his name, but he was number 39 or something.
He was mixing it up.
That's big for practice and training camp and shit,
having those dudes that like to fight in there with Odell and Jarvis too.
You think Odell's going to throw first?
I think it's going to be interesting because sometimes, I don't know,
it seemed as if sometimes those really good guys,
like they go against each other.
The corners and the wide receivers, you mean?
Yeah, like sometimes there's like, all right, when this guy's up, he goes.
It's like one of those things, the best versus the best, you know.
And I assume that there's some sort of, I don't want to say relationship,
but I assume there's some understanding between them.
Like, hey, this is how this goes.
This doesn't happen.
This happens.
That guy went low or whatever he did.
Jarvis Landry pissed him off.
Yeah, and he threw the ball at him.
Yeah, that's a real thing because, hey, none of us want to get fucking hurt out here.
So there's some rules.
We can get better without getting hurt here because there's, A, a lot of money on the line.
B, we are really trying to get better here so we can get more reps in
and not get fucking hurt.
So there's like a real understanding, like stay up.
There's no beef here.
This is not the way this thing goes, you know?
So I'll be excited to see how that team's handled.
Freddie Kitchens, right?
It's the first time being a head coach?
Yeah.
Hey, boys, we're on a roll today.
We're doing what we do.
Oh, yeah.
Going to be tired after this, and I can't wait to get the best sleep of my life
because everywhere I go, I make sure there's only one thing there with me.
What's that?
What's that, Pat?
A little bit of a delayed question.
It didn't really seem like you guys were that intrigued.
Hey, man, It's so hot
in Orlando. How hot
is it?
Hey, man. My aunt is
so dumb. How
dumb is she?
I love this kid.
Man, everywhere I go, I make
sure there's one thing with me.
And what is that?
What is that one thing, Pat?
It's my Lisa mattress.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
This is an ad read.
The reaction from you guys was next level right there.
The absolute bewilderment by you guys in the studio because everybody knows when I rest, I like to rest,
and I can only rest on the best, and the best is Lisa Mattress.
So I make sure it's everywhere that I nest.
So it's the only thing that I can very do.
This isn't even in jest.
Or a test.
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It takes less than how long, Ty?
It's about two minutes.
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Oh, man.
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Looks like the line is leaning forward like a dance move that a guy that we used to talk about would do.
Yep.
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Everybody's coming out to your Steelers, Nick.
I know.
Hey, man.
That's what happens. I was against the fence this morning, just fucking swinging it
Fucking swinging
Yeah, man, everyone got better in that division
Including the Ravens now, too
The Ravens even got better
The Ravens got who? Earl Thomas
Earl Thomas, and they got Mark Ingram, too
They lost a lot of guys on defense.
Yeah, I don't know if they got better.
I think they made some good signings to replace some guys they lost,
and I think they're still a good team.
I don't know if they got better, necessarily.
Yeah, no way they got better overall.
But today in general, or yesterday, rather,
they lost all four of their best players on defense.
You want to learn about your mother?
You can deflect better than most humans I've ever seen in my time.
It's unreal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that's because I got to be specific.
Zero conscience, too.
Like, zero conscience.
I mean, it's just – it comes something – you say something,
everybody just flips around and sends it right back,
and you just have this incredible ability to just be like, whoop, somebody else did it.
But I have a point there, too, like, whoop, somebody else did it. But
I have a point there too, though.
I mean, they did lose. The Ravens got better.
Nick and Ty point out obvious
false flags
in your statement. You turn around
today, though.
They are better today than they were yesterday.
You are correct. And the Steelers still aren't.
So they did get better.
Listen, the Steelers grow from within.
Everybody knows that.
They've got Juju.
They've got Connor.
They've got guys promising young talent.
O-line's still good.
They've got TJ Watt.
They're going to have 10 picks in this draft.
This is what they do.
They need guys to step up and produce.
And if they can't, they'll be in trouble.
But maybe they can.
We thought about that.
We thought about maybe these guys can play.
Every team, it's going to be so interesting.
I've been saying this for a while now.
I've been saying this for a while now.
Any rookie quarterback that shows just a glimmer of hope,
just a glimmer of hope,
is going to get offers and opportunities with very high-profile guys
at the ends of their careers yes or second halves of
their careers because it's going to get to the point where you're not going to be able to pay
these talented superstars who are their own brand in of themselves the amount of money that people
have been paying them in the past you're going to have to pay them more or they'll go make more
money doing something else these motherfuckers will start a merch company online and make a lot of money when they've
already made a lot of money or they'll rap and do a couple of concerts and make a lot
of money still.
We're in a world now where the ability to have a large amount of followers is directly
in tell with how much money you can possibly make.
And a lot of these big superstar wide receivers who NFL teams may not want to pay
the amount of money they want to pay them, I think a lot of them see a lot of opportunity off the
field. And they think to themselves, well, if they won't pay this, I can go make money somewhere
else. Will it be the exact amount of money? No, but it's also they're not getting banged up,
bruised. You're not in the meeting rooms for nine, 10 hours a day. You're not doing that for
six months. You're not on the road. You can do other stuff. I think
we're in an interesting time right now where people
are going to be able to control their leverage strictly because
they know they have options.
You're right about that in the sense that as much
as I dislike the Browns,
I respect what they're doing, going
for it with the window they have here with that
rookie contract.
Yeah.
This is McVay, man. This is, this is, um,
McVay,
man,
this is what McVay and them did.
They just brought in a bunch of superstars cause they had a little bit of glimmer of a hope.
McVay was this genius offensive mind at a young quarterback.
They had a lot of money and they were in Los Angeles.
I mean,
that fucking helps,
but the money to spend on people around the quarterback that just shows a
little bit of hope and the ability to recruit guys.
Cause now it's a big deal on whether or not somebody wants to go.
John Clayton said on Tuesday's show that whenever Antonio Brown heard he was
going to Buffalo, he started putting pictures of what he thought Buffalo was,
just shitting all over an entire town.
Yep.
And that trade deal stopped immediately.
I mean, I think it's just we're in a very different world now where it's like
recruiting matters.
The amount of money definitely matters.
If friends are there or not matters.
I think there's a lot of stuff that's coming into play,
and it's going to be interesting watching the chess being played
by all the NFL coaches.
Because there was a video that hit the internet today
about how if you go to New England, you get rich.
Yep.
You get rich.
That's going to be something people are going to think about too,
but then once they get rich,
then they're going to end up probably going to a team
with a young quarterback after they get rich,
after leaving New England and winning and whatever.
It's just there's so many moves being made.
I don't know if there's going to be any more middle of the pack anymore.
Yeah, it's very interesting.
I saw today Le'Veon Bell makes the same amount of money as Kelly Olenek,
who's like a second string
center in the nba do you think that the nfl could raise the cap or something because it's ridiculous
really well i don't know how any of that is going to work the business side of the nfl is so
impressive on the nfl side yeah they have an ability to rake in cash from everybody everybody
tvs cities states i mean probably the national government is giving them money somehow They have an ability to rake in cash from everybody, everybody, TVs, cities, states.
I mean, probably the national government is giving them money somehow.
They have the business sense and the ability to do whatever they want.
But there's also a lot more people involved in an NFL team, a lot more.
So that's always their argument is there's a lot of people we're paying, which is true because in an NBA arena, I guess there is as well,
but everything has to be doubled or tripled because of the amount of people on.
Yeah.
And that's a lot for doctors, trainers, physical therapists, chefs.
You got sales.
It's an entire universe in of itself, right?
But it's a huge one because the team's so large and the stadiums are so large.
So what's the NFL going to do for that though?
What's that?
Are they going to make like a left bell rule so like these players don't can't do that i have no idea what they're
gonna do man i honestly have no idea i think what's gonna have to happen is quarterbacks are
gonna have to be moved into their own thing where it's like a slotted payment like hey if you're
if you want to give them let's do like if you want to give them an elite contract yeah it's this if you want to give
them like a um you'd like you slot them into like three categories yeah yeah so it's like boom and
that's in their own thing that's just if you know if you want to get a quarterback this is where
you're going to have to pay and you can slot them wherever you want like you know if somebody's like
comes up to a quarterback and then we have you slotted here. We'd like to do it for five years. Boom. That's its own thing.
It's already decided.
And then the cap can be the rest of the other 52 or whatever,
unless they're paying it back up 51.
So in my head, that's the only way you fix it.
And it kind of used to be like that with the quarterback club.
The quarterback club used to exist.
Yeah.
Those motherfuckers were gangsters, bro.
Aikman?
They were just gangsters.
Yeah, gangsters.
Sorry, boys.
We all get it.
You know what I mean.
We saw all the jerseys.
We're the only ones that touched the ball every fucking place.
They had their own video game.
We do every commercial
every interview everything is ours so we're gonna go ahead and just take our own deal y'all can do
whatever the fuck you need to do hilarious mindset they got wealthy as they should have by the way
i mean they fucking revolutionized the game the The people that were here in the NFL before the current generation,
I think it's forgot about a lot, but the game
at its
skin and bones, at its bare minimum
has a loyal fan base that just
loves the game of football that has been around for so
long, you know? And they'll never leave, no matter
what. But it has blossomed
into such a massive company. Everybody
is a fan now. Michael Cole later
will talk about how he's so excited about the Jets.
He's a WWE.
Everybody is a fan.
Everybody seems to be an NFL fan of some sort because it's a cool thing to be.
They're just going to make money forever.
You would hope they could raise the cap, but there's no way.
They want a gazillion dollars, I think.
I think they want a gazillion dollars.
Especially Al Davis.
Go ahead, Connor.
I mean, they're going to, no matter what,
there's always going to be arguments between who gets what money,
especially from the NFLPA.
There's always going to be problems, but bump it up $100 million.
Give these guys a break.
Come on.
They need to get paid.
Hey, these guys are just sitting here on the internet
reading about bum-ass basketball players getting paid more than ever
they're out there running around
with god damn plastic on their
head trying to just
kill people
destroyed by 300
pound men and they get paid the same
as Kelly Olenek the guy plays
10 minutes a game
hey we gotta be proud of Kelly
Olenek though for pulling that finesse.
Oh, absolutely.
The guy has long hair and a headband, and he's still balling.
Hey, you always say it.
You're worth what someone will pay.
You are.
Yeah, everybody's like, oh, he's overpaid.
He's underpaid.
Your worth is exactly whatever a motherfucker will pay, no matter who it is.
No matter who it is.
People tell that about us, right?
There's some people that want me to go and do an event for them.
They're like, we'll donate $150 to the foundation.
And I'm like, you're so nice.
How about this?
I'll donate $150 to the foundation in your name.
And then I just won't do it.
Because I've been on the road for six days. And I would just like to maybe just sleep in my house
oh you don't want money to be donated no no the money will be you know what I'll donate 175
dollars oh hey look what you just did good for you you know I don't know if I don't donate it
but no but if somebody wants to pay me a massive amount of money,
dude, I'll do it.
You know what I mean?
It's like I was grossly overpaid to kick balls in the NFL.
I know that.
But somebody was going to pay me.
I said, fuck it.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Yeah, if that's what you want to pay, if that's the going rate for what I do,
yeah, man, go ahead and throw that my way.
That'd be great.
Who are you to turn down money?
You know, fine.
I have done that, though, by the way. I'd like that to be done. Yeah, man. Go ahead and throw that my way. That'd be great. Who are you to turn down money? You know, fine. I have done that, though, by the way.
I'd like that to be done.
Yeah, of course.
I turned down a lot of money.
A lot of it.
No, they made it on ESPN, actually.
It was an entire debate topic with that, whether or not I had friends or not, because I turned
down $6 million.
Did this guy have any good friends, they asked.
They should be telling him to keep his jersey on
as long as he possibly i mean for the record i'm pretty sure i did by the way but you're you know
you're a grown-ass man you make your own decisions you i think you did my parents did a lot of people
did so those people didn't ask the right questions no nope They weren't asking the right questions to the right people.
I think I even quoted saying a lot of people think this is very bad idea.
Every time I do this WWE stuff though,
I have so much fun and I know there's no way I'd be able to do it without,
if I was still punting footballs.
No way.
No way.
This life that I'm living is stupid.
It's stupid. I'm so happy that by the way, we have a I'm living is stupid. That's stupid.
I'm so happy that by the way,
we have a team that can do it with me,
man.
Whenever,
whenever I got to the NFL,
everybody was still in school or had jobs.
So I'm like,
yo,
let's go to fucking Africa next week.
I don't have the PTO to go to Africa,
Pat.
I'd love to, but yeah, literally literally I have, like, finals next week.
You can move those – no, actually you can't.
Oh, shit.
We'll have to reschedule Africa then.
What are you doing Valentine's Day weekend then?
No, but it's better when everybody gets it, you know?
Yeah, absolutely.
It's better when everybody gets it.
It's better.
It's just a better way to look at everything.
Yeah, thank God those NFL guys had no idea what they were talking about
or we wouldn't be able to be standing here because they didn't pay you
that much money.
Thank God.
Yeah, thank God, man.
Thank God.
No, I'm having a blast, though.
Hey, we're getting good on the microphone, aren't we?
It's not too shabby.
Listen to this read.
I'm about to just bust in people's ear holes.
Listening.
This is going to be, I would say, above an 11th grade accelerator rear score.
Oh, boy.
Here we go.
Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Yeah, answered.
Let's keep this accelerator rear score up, boys, shall we?
Let's go.
Hey, hey, hey.
Let's get a good read here, Pat.
Let's get a good read.
Come on.
I think I can go through the whole thing, boys. Let's go. Hey, let's get a good read here, Pat. Let's get a good read. Come on. I think I can go through the whole thing.
Let's go.
Hey,
let's hit a home run here.
Speaking of home runs,
let's talk about sports.
Okay.
Oh,
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You say sports.
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I went to Disney World yesterday.
Yeah, how was it?
You see Jacob Sully over there.
Okay, let's talk about the Avatar Land.
Yes.
All right, so when you walk in there, a lot of people tell you.
We got the VIP package, by the way.
Got to do it.
Got to do it.
Guy's name was Les. He was
unbelievable. Here we go, Les.
Short for Lester.
Lester from Hawaii. Very
fit man. Little tiny fella named
Les from Hawaii.
Very positive, optimistic.
Loved Disney. Worked there for 20 years.
Love that. Live a lot less.
I told him that if they ever
did undercover boss,
which would be tough because dude's dead or whatever, that if they ever did undercover boss, you know,
like it would be tough because dude's dead or whatever.
Yeah.
But if they did undercover boss and less was one of the guys that the boss
worked with,
like he would end up being co-owner of Disney by the end of the day.
This is how good the guy was.
You're saying like Willy Wonka,
he'd be like take over the whole factory.
Yes.
He was like,
he was like Willy Wonka.
The guy knew everything about everything it was
very positive about everything and it was just knew everybody so we were getting like fucking
side doors to get let's go i downloaded the app i saw the wait time and i was like no way pat's
gonna be able to go on there it was like four hours let's talk about the wait times let's talk
about it how bad people are waiting three hours and 40 minutes to hop on the dog from toy stories back
for 45 seconds it's gracious a lot of crying kids i bet he's waiting and as soon as you walk in they
tell you like act like you're a child act like you're a child like what a marketing sales point
like hey when you walk in here just act like your brain didn't evolve okay i'll act like i'm a child so you walk in there and you see
these children now because it is geared towards children yeah they're telling you to act like a
child so they're gearing it towards you either you act like a child or a child in general okay
it's supposed to play on the nostalgia thing very hard i was told like for the adults it's
like a nostalgia thing,
like a trip to memory lane.
I never watched a Disney movie growing up.
It's tough.
They're not really geared towards you then there.
I've seen Toy Story, obviously.
I've seen Avatar, obviously.
But all the other characters and shit,
like I don't really know much about them.
I don't know their stories.
I don't know where they come from.
I don't know what they stand for, to be honest.
I don't know any of them, which is a shame.
I think we've all mentioned that that is a shame,
that I didn't have enough patience to watch a single movie as a child.
Yeah, it's a bummer, but what are you going to do?
People are waiting three hours to ride 45-second-long roller coasters
with three-year-olds and four-year-olds.
Three hours of standing there, then getting done with said roller coaster
and going and waiting four hours for another minute-long roller coaster.
That's seven hours of waiting in line, roughly one minute
and 27 seconds of roller coaster ride.
I mean, hey, Toy Story moves the needle.
Now you just know.
Yeah.
Now you know. It does. The dog ride was cool. It was a cool ride. I mean, hey, Toy Story moves the needle. Now you just know. Yeah, now you know.
It does.
The dog ride was cool.
It was a cool ride.
Yep.
But, yo, there's like three, four of them rides out there at Kennywood.
So, like, make this, like, to understand this.
This was Tuesday at what time?
People should be in school, work, right?
It doesn't fucking matter, dude.
You know, people come from china yeah
people are coming from all over the world the orlando international airport is the un on any
given day i mean there's people from everywhere there and it's a hellhole the place is a hellhole
it's not it's like the airport has no idea that a billion people are coming to this fairy tale
there's two entrances and they bottle cap you in i still have no idea why they do that
they have no idea somebody needs to that. They have no idea.
Somebody needs to just climb up the thing here at the Orlando international and
be like, Hey, did you guys know like fucking Disneyland,
Disney world's right here.
Right.
They fly.
Everybody flies here.
It's just a fucking,
we got to get less in the airport.
That's what we got to do.
Less would turn it all around.
Less would,
by the way,
I bet you less is like a big problem.
Big problem with our
Our park is
The airport
Is
Garbage
But
So
The Avatar Land was awesome though
It's where we went first
Okay
So there's a couple rides
There's a boat ride
It's basically like the
It's not the log generally
What was that ride
Where people go in there
And like kiss
In the water log?
Fucking swans?
It was a ferry or something.
It turned into a Garfield ride.
I can't remember what it was initially.
The old mill.
It was the old mill.
The old mill.
The old mill.
You get on a wooden canoe.
It was a two-seater, and then it went into the mill, which was just a warehouse or whatever.
Then it was a 30-second ride that went through a couple things that came out.
Everybody was like,
I went on the old mill with insert name of girl here.
Yeah, it's where you laid out and got hand jobs in middle school.
By the way, I would like it to be known that I never did that.
I never had an old mill
story. That's
unfortunate.
I went through some rough years there whenever the old
mill was cooking. I wouldn't
have been there with me either.
Anyways, it was like that
though. It goes inside. You're on the boat
inside water and you go
inside and it basically took you around
Pandora with these like
very weird not weird but like graphics basically on the wall the Jaguar
graphics on the wall where there's like a metal a metal avatar they're singing
the awa mawa awa how was. Oh, yes, awa, yeah.
How was it compared to movie quality?
What's that?
How was it compared to movie quality?
So I do have a 3D TV, you know?
Yeah, right, right.
At the house, and I have watched Avatar on it.
I will say that the movie may have felt a little bit more 4K in real life in 3D
when I sat close to the TV.
If I sit further from the TV,
I would say the boat in the water was a little bit better,
but the closer, it was very impressive.
It wasn't 4K, but it was very, very close.
It was good.
It was 1080.
Nice.
Okay, so you're writing home about this. This is no joke. A lot of money was spent on these graphics. It was 1080. Nice. Yeah, so you're writing home about this.
This is no joke.
A lot of money was spent on these graphics.
Oh, yeah.
A lot of money.
A lot of money was spent on these graphics.
But we go through there, and then there's a whole sing-along at one point.
The thing, you know, when they're sitting around.
With the arms?
Yeah, you just go through the Avatar thing.
It's a cave tunnel thing, you know.
There's a train coming right by the hotel.
What's going on?
Every train, every town.
Get off the tracks.
Choo-choo.
Was there a tree?
Did they have the tree from Avatar, like in the middle of the whole park?
No.
No.
What?
There was no tree there.
They had, like, you know how they showed?
I'll just get right to it.
The Flight of Passage was worth the admission alone.
Okay.
Okay.
Now we're talking.
This thing in Avatar Land called the Flight of Passage was the only thing that was worth the price of admission.
I will say that.
It was fucking incredible.
You get strapped.
It's a really good idea, too.
They basically just have an imax theater okay big
imax screen yeah and then they just have like little sections where you strap into like a um
it's kind of set up like a like a motorcycle like a dirt bike seat and then they strap you in from
the back there's something up in front of you and then there's a handrail in front of you
and your face is kind of wide open so your bottom is just kind of strapped in and there's like four or three people to your right
and then there's another set of four to your left then there's a little break and then there's
another eight to the next there okay below you there's eight people and there's like seven layers
of that okay so if you were to look at it it would just look like the outside of a building with like
layers of people sitting in this thing.
It would be like Topgolf.
There's an IMAX
in front of the Topgolf.
Every single bin at Topgolf is one of
those dirt bike seats that you sit in.
You sit there.
You strap in. You get on 3D
glasses.
They
match you to an avatar by reading your brain what yeah you look at a camera and they
match you to an avatar and they the thing that's keeping you up in the back the thing that goes up
behind you like pops out of the seat behind you that thing touches your back it reads your spine
so it can match you to the exact avatar that you're supposed to match with. Oh, that's smart.
Because if they didn't match your spine, then how would they know too?
Exactly.
Exactly.
So you actually look at a camera like right below you.
There's like a little iPad, like a little tiny iPhone size iPad below you.
You look down there and it's a picture of you like a camera shooting up at you.
Like everything you make.
And then it like blends into an avatar's face.
What?
Oh my gosh. I don't like it.
I love it. I love it.
One of these days someone's going to walk in there and they're not going to come out.
What'd you say?
One of these days someone's going to walk in there and they're not going to come out.
It's going to come out a clone avatar
replicant. I'm surprised my
avatar made it because whenever you get
in there they strap you in. It's called flight
of passage. It's called flight of passage.
It's your first flight with your bird.
So you and the bird are trying to learn each other.
So this thing hops off and you're strapped into this thing.
And this thing's rolling with the bird in front of the IMAX.
You're going underneath trees,
almost hitting like hippos and like 4k 3d.
Like I was talking about with the last time yeah you go
over a waterfall and there's like a mist of water that's on your oh my god there's wind hitting you
i mean it's a trip yeah that's next level it sounds like you and jacob sully were riding
around the skies together yesterday hey by the way my bird pretty good little bird there was a
couple little sketchy moments we made it out there, though. Did you get the biggest bird?
Huh? Did you get the biggest
bird? No, but we saw that motherfucker.
We were on the top floor.
We saw that we were on the
top floor of our particular Topgolf.
But there was definitely the big
orange, red, blue one that came flying
down from above. And you know what? He was a little rusty
by the way. He probably needed one of us on his back
to guide him. He was fucking all over
the goddamn place. We had to miss him a couple times.
Can you imagine if you plugged in and you got that bird?
Oh, I never. My seat just
lifts.
You're just going to charge your whole machine now.
It was dope, man. That thing was worth
the price of admission. I will say that.
We did the Rock and Roller, I guess, which was
at another park. That thing had a loop in it. in it was fast that was the only one that felt like a
real roller coaster what was that for was that also an avatar ride or no no no no avatar that's
all avatar was was that boat that thing and then there's a big ass tree to take a picture with
okay rock and roller is rock and roller was with the Indoor roller coaster It was an indoor roller coaster
It was with the
Was that on the right?
Was that with the Toy Story?
Toy Story, yeah, it was over in the same Toy Story area
Yeah, so it was at Disney, right?
Yeah, but I think there's like
It might have been at like Epcot or something like that
Yeah, there it is, that was at Epcot
Magic Kingdom is where we were for Avatar Land
Which also had the Wild Kingdom.
We did a safari.
It was a safari.
Yeah, they weren't skimping on the animals.
Well, we walked through Asia, you see.
I didn't see any general shows, but there was some good shit going on.
And then we walked into Africa, and then there was a safari.
So you get in the safari for sure.
Yeah.
You get in the safari.
We're going to come out with like a Planet Earth video of the safari.
Let's go.
Foxy was filming and I was refraining from talking so hard because we're
going to end up me voicing over it.
But boy,
there's a lot of animals in it.
We got three lions.
We've seen three lions.
Wow.
We saw the elusive white rhino.
Oh man.
The albino rhino.
Yeah.
Not as athletic as the black rhino.
Dying at an alarming rate.
Darwinism.
We were actually told that, by the way, that the lady who was giving us the tour,
I'll tell you what, wasn't the most jovial person, but she definitely was.
Did your lady want any of the animals?
What's that?
Did your lady want any of the animals?
No, she got scolded so fast.
So fast. There's only like one rule. It's like, don't stand up, the animals? No, she got scolded so fast. So fast.
There's only like one rule.
It's like, don't stand up, keep your hands in, blah, blah, blah.
We get to, I think, like the pelicans or something, like a fucking bird.
The first one out the gate, just a tiny little thing.
And Sam stands up to look, and like the lady, sit down in the back, please.
Oh, my God.
So fast.
She got scolded so fast.
I've never seen anything like it.
And I could just hear Sam start to boil like this bitch.
I can't stand up so I can see.
I can't see around anybody.
That's why I sat in the back row so I could see things.
Now I can't stand up, which is literally how I felt whenever it happened to her.
I was almost like, just drive the fucking bus.
Just drive the fucking bus.
She had her stats and facts, though.
It was awesome.
It was really cool.
There was like 45 trucks back there, though,
so I saw more trucks than animals at the times that we were out there.
Were the trucks full of children with machine guns?
No, but it does look like the trucks from the movies and the videos
that have kids with machine guns in them.
Oh.
You know what I mean?
Like those safari-looking stuff.
Tough look for Disney right now.
I think I'd want to go.
In this climate, they better clean up their act.
The animals all looked happy, though.
The animals all looked happy.
All right, well, fair enough, then.
I'm sure they were.
Those guys are all drugged up.
I don't know anything about that.
But I want to go on like a real safari now though
Yeah like a real one
In the Congo or something
Yeah like I want to do a real safari
I heard Madagascar has a good one
True
Where's that? Madagascar
Where's Madagascar?
Oh it's a little island next to Africa
Yeah
I only know that because the game Risk.
You try to pick it up or not?
Yeah, it's a good one because you just hide yourself in there and people forget about you in Risk.
And that's Risk stock.
That was risky business.
Oh, no.
Oh, fuck.
I have no idea where we're going. Safari. You want to go on a real safari in Africa? Oh, fuck. I have no idea where we're going.
Safari.
You want to go on a real safari in Africa?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to go on a real safari.
But we're ending up there.
We were there for seven hours.
I had one hour of sleep.
One hour and 41 minutes of sleep because we recorded the podcast Monday night late.
Couldn't sleep.
6 a.m. flight.
Have to leave hotel at 4 a.m.
Head over to airport, get on plane to Atlanta, Atlanta, Orlando,
sitting on the flight right next to me,
flight from Pittsburgh to Atlanta, guess who?
No.
The same lady that told you that, oh, you're from Indiana?
Wow, that's despicable.
Hey.
No. Are you Hey. No.
Are you serious?
No.
Got it.
Roman Reigns.
Oh, the big dog.
Hello.
He was on the flight before me.
He got on the flight before me.
I'm the last one, next to last one on the plane, obviously.
I like to wait it out. I sit down. I see that he's flight before me. I'm the last one, next to the last one on the plane, obviously. I like to wait it out.
I sit down.
I see that he's next to me.
And I just go.
He has his headphones on, hood up.
And he's watching something on his phone.
I think it was a sitcom.
I couldn't really.
I didn't want to just stare at his shit.
But he was watching something on his cell phone.
And it was set up in an incredible fashion.
I got like a little travel tip from him.
He had a magazine coming up out of the area that they hold it down.
And then he wedged his phone in between.
That's smart.
It was an incredible trick.
It was one of the best things I've ever seen.
So I sit down, I put my headphones in.
Flight takes off to Atlanta.
It's like an hour and 13 minute flight or something.
It's very hard for me not to just put my fist out.
Oh, yeah.
You know, just to the shield.
We're literally, I mean, we're within three inches of each other there.
Our elbows are sitting on the same piece of thing, you know.
And I just wanted to just, if I just moved my hand just straight out like that,
it would have been awful.
I resisted the urge for an hour and 13 minutes, boys.
That's a good job.
Hey, hey.
Nice job out of you there.
So do you think if he went 90, he would have went 10?
We flew from Pittsburgh to Atlanta for an hour and 13 minutes,
Roman Reigns and I.
Not a word was said.
I can't believe you didn't ask him about that guy cutting him in line at the hotel.
Not a single word was said.
So as soon as we land, as soon as we land,
there's an older lady sitting next to me.
She can't get her bag out of the top.
I take it down for her.
Wow, you really are next level, huh?
It's just travel etiquette.
It's travel etiquette for a lot of reasons reasons you're helping this sweet lady who's obviously struggling
it expedites everything exactly it's the right it's a smart decision of course why wouldn't you
do it it's not like i'm flexing it's just like this is just the smart decision in the situation
where you had to do that exactly so in my head i'm like oh he just saw me do that he thinks i'm
an incredible dude.
So I turn around and I go, you're the best, man.
I put my fist down and he goes, oh, thanks, man.
Fist bump.
And then I exit.
And then I just get off the plane.
So I go outside.
I'm off the plane.
And I'm waiting for Foxy.
So I turn around and he walks past me.
He goes into the bathroom.
Foxy's taking a while to get off the plane because he's back by the
shitter again.
So it's like five,
it's like three minutes away.
And guess what?
I got to go to the bathroom.
So I turn around,
I go to the bathroom.
Guess who's walking out of the bathroom as I'm walking into the bathroom?
Me.
I'm wearing a sleeveless hoodie,
man.
I'm very obvious.
Like I'm a very recognizable human being.
So now he
thinks i followed him into the battle which is great this is great so i go pee i get with foxy
we're like all right we got to go to a whole nother thing i tell foxy i didn't say so no
word to him i didn't want the guy's been through enough i mean just be leukemia i don't need to
i don't need to be mr chitter chatter patter here on the fucking flight at 6 a.m flight
so we get to atlanta we did that whole thing and we
walked to our terminal which was another terminal we go all the way over there cheat day was
happening so i ate uh three egg mcmuffins two hash browns two apple pies foxy got two egg
sausage mcmuffins oh boy wow what do you eat half of one or did he eat two he ate two he had two
and a strawberry milkshake And a strawberry milkshake.
Did his tummy hurt afterwards?
Mine did, actually. I don't want to judge him too hard here.
So I have my big-ass bag.
Three Egg McMuffins, two hash browns,
two apple pies.
That's a fucking full bag, by the way.
That's America, baby.
It's a full bag. So we walk over to our's America, baby. Give me the bigger bag after that. It's a full bag.
So we walk over to our gate to sit down.
There's only a couple open seats.
Guess who they're by?
Roman Reigns.
Roman Reigns.
Let's go.
We start walking towards him.
I'm like, fuck, I can't sit by him.
So he went to another gate to sit down.
He went to another gate.
Because I didn't want to look like that guy to him.
I didn't want to look like a guy who was just following around the airport.
But literally, there was nowhere else for us to go.
It's tough.
We ended up getting on a flight to Orlando.
He did not.
Came to Orlando after that whole thing.
Went to Disney, powered through Disney.
Passed out at 9.15.
Woke up this morning 13 hours later.
Went into the WWE Performance Center.
Made some magic.
Made some videos.
Recorded an interview with Tom Phillips.
Then Triple H and Michael Cole came on.
I mean, it was a day.
It was a day.
Let's go.
It was a day.
Disney World, though, unless you got like a fucking a lot of money to pay for that
pass the line bullshit thing,
I don't know why people are going.
Food wasn't that great either.
Really?
I only had a pretzel.
Oh, come on.
That pretzel was $14? $20?
Hot cheese?
I guess you can't eat
a funnel cake or any shit like that. I did. We couldn't find it. Really? Did you dip that pretzel in cheese? I guess you can't eat a funnel cake or any shit like that.
I can.
We couldn't find it.
Really?
Did you dip that pretzel in cheese?
Come on.
Just making sure.
Jeez.
I mean, hey, cheat days consist more of pretzels here, Pat.
Let's get some ice cream or something.
Cotton candy, maybe?
He did.
I saw you had the Mickey Mouse ice cream, which is a must-have every time you go.
Okay. As long as we got Mouse ice cream, which is a must-have every time you go. Okay.
As long as we got some ice cream then.
Hey, Les said the same thing.
Les said the same thing.
Take it from him, not from me.
Must-have.
I did.
It was very good.
That was very good.
The pretzel, also very good.
We had a little cheat day here.
I want to know, like, in Pittsburgh, Donner or Kennywood,
like, we got the potato patch, bro.
Yeah.
You have to eat them.
You have to.
These fries with a bucket of cheese on it.
It's just so good.
And then there was always just food galore.
Corn dog.
I couldn't even find a fucking corn dog in the place.
Could you find a corn dog?
I couldn't find a corn dog.
It's embarrassing.
That's absurd.
But I don't think they're trying to feed me.
I don't think they're trying to feed just a 31-year-old dummy
who's their fiance.
Yeah, well, you know what?
They should think about it, all right?
Because they need to also upgrade their vans, too.
What?
They also got to upgrade their vans if they're moving 50 kids
in and out of Animal Kingdom every day with guns.
Then they got to make some changes over there.
I think they're trucks.
Well, they sound like vans.
Either or. Fix it.
I didn't...
I thought it was okay.
I thought it was okay. I understand why people like it.
I just... I found it very funny, though,
that they say, just act like kids when you're here.
It's like, why don't we just tell people
when they come to our show, like, hey, act like you're just
really high in there.
Speaking of,
we had a little cheat day today. It was over 60
degrees. We figured we'd treat ourselves.
So we all ordered some fro-yo.
Yeah, it was delicious.
It was great. Ty immediately
regretted the decision that he did not join in.
Yeah, I didn't get any. And then Connor
ordered something called Boba.
Strawberry Boba.
Oh, my God.
Have you ever heard of this?
Hold on.
Berry orange banana.
No, so I don't know.
That is an incredible guess.
Sounds great.
Incredible guess.
But I don't know what it has to do with the berries,
but they call them Boba strawberries, okay?
And they're essentially artificial strawberry balls.
And as terrible as that sounds, they taste even worse because you got to put them in
your mouth.
And when you bite down on them, you can't actually chew them.
So you got to squish them between your cheeks and your teeth.
And you feel like you're ripping apart plastic bags in your mouth.
It's awful.
So you knew what you were signing up for?
No, I had no idea what I was signing up for.
I tried them for the first time today.
It was the worst experience of my life.
Frozen yogurt.
From here on out, I'm going fudge, and I'm going peanut M&Ms,
and if you have sprinkles, you better throw those on too.
Hey, so that is always the decision at this Froyos.
The people either in front of you or behind you are going with the healthy option.
I go with give me the Oreos and the hot fudge,
and I'll even take some Little Eesies on there too.
Oh, yeah.
You're already taking a diet by getting Froyo.
Give me all the toppings.
I'm not here to mess around.
There's people, though, that get like the kiwi on there and stuff like that.
Maybe they just like that flavor more,
but I don't know how you pass up the Oreos that are sitting there with the fudge.
I don't know how you do it.
Ice cream is supposed to go with chocolate.
It's supposed to go with – I don't like chocolate ice cream
because I think it's too much chocolate.
That's like the steak fries or too much potato in there.
Everybody says that?
But like vanilla ice cream is supposed to go with chocolate.
How about when they don't have the vanilla fro-yo though?
They have something similar.
We have a,
uh,
we have something similar to vanilla.
What is it?
Uh,
blah,
blah,
blah.
What's it taste like?
Oh,
it tastes like vanilla.
I was like,
see all motherfuckers got vanilla.
Uh, all right. Good for you guys.
I'm happy.
The NXT day brings red-eyed stuff by there.
Oh, yeah? It's good.
Anything else happen in the football world?
Anything we missed?
Lev Bell.
Oh, hey, Facebook and Instagram.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay, Lev Bell, by the way, going to the Jets.
Jets are not going to be great at football still,
but good for Lev Bell getting 30-some million guaranteed.
People telling him he's stupid.
I don't know.
I think he made a rap song, a freestyle from his front yard
where he said you got to pay him 17 M's.
That was never offered last year.
I think he did maybe have a number in his head.
This one's 32 million.
Not too bad.
That's a lot of money.
I mean, that's only – I don't know how many years it is,
but that's not $17 per,
but it's definitely $17 guaranteed,
which is a good way for his agent to spin it to him,
by the way.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, you've been saying, man,
you've been saying,
what, $17?
We got 32 of them things over six years.
Do you think he's going to shit-can that guy?
Did he?
Do you think he will?
No, I thought he was going to before.
I thought he was going to before free agency.
I was very wrong about that.
I thought he was going to fire that guy,
probably pick up a rose in the house.
They were going to go on a whole run
about how he was misguided, misled, that whole thing.
I think that would have been a way for him to get a lot more
M's guaranteed but I still think 32 million dollars
is a lot more money I'd take 32
fucking million dollars
by the way he's still
a rapper on the side too in New York too
he's a New York rapper bro
that's a big deal
whether you agree with it
or not he got his money right
that's all there is yeah and if i saw
if i was lev and i saw what antonio brown and drew rosenhouse were able to do i would fire my agent
immediately and call drew yeah antonio brown and left pretty similar human beings at two different
positions right yeah a lot a lot of perceived drama i don't know if it's real or not. Perceived drama, a lot of antics, but top two, three at their position,
no matter whose poll it is.
There's no debating at their top three.
I mean, people say Antonio's the best wide receiver in the game.
People say Lev Bell is the best running back in the game.
People say, oh, he's probably number two or number three.
Okay, still number two or number three in everybody's poll.
They're both top three in both positions.
And Antonio Brown seemed to have had a much better deal than Lev,
but Lev still got $32 million in New York.
He gets to wear the green and white again too.
I know Foxy means a big thing for those Michigan State Spartans over there.
Michigan State, they gave him like 30 carries a game.
That's no exaggeration.
That's what the Jets got to do too.
It's the only way.
Hey, go green.
Go white.
Go white.
Racist.
Oh, my God.
This guy.
This guy.
Hey, what's he doing down there, huh?
You can figure it out, Fox.
Zito did the same thing.
That's why I'm straight on.
It's biracial now.
I said it.
Did we give a tease at Triple H's interview yet?
Yeah.
I thought we ran right by it.
No, you did almost at the very beginning.
I'm happy people got to hear that.
That was a good little teaser.
That was the whole thing.
I felt bad that we marketed it so hard that it was on the show.
He was, though.
Technically, he was on the show.
He was on the show.
Yeah, you were lying.
What are you talking about?
Don't feel bad.
Yeah, I was right.
He was on the show.
Yeah.
He came over, man.
It was incredible.
He was wearing this big suit.
He had this coffee in his hand.
What a guy.
Seems like a cool dude, just like a regular cool guy.
He is a cool guy man i think he
gets it you know not everybody gets it he gets it here's people that don't get it though this
is a good transition that's why i'm a professional there's like two to three motherfuckers running
facebook yep they're just so goddamn greedy
hey social media was a good thing.
We had a good thing going.
Hey, you created a good thing.
Facebook was a cool thing.
People could keep up with families that were in other countries.
People could keep up with their old friends that they hadn't seen in a long time.
There was a reunion any time you wanted a reunion.
Then they went and bought Instagram.
Instagram, cool thing.
People like to post photos, like to share their lives.
You can see how other people are living.
You can learn things you can see
things you can pass your time just there
sitting on your phone
this was good shit
everybody was in on it
everybody's like yeah we fuck with it man we fuck with it
we like this this is a unifier for real
hired a lot of coders
so the thing wouldn't crash
hired millions and millions of people to make sure it would just
Keep moving mm-hmm bought servers invested in communities did things like that
People jobs did a lot of good things brought the world together gave people jobs
Helped us learn about it, and then all you need is like two to three greedy ass dudes
And I'll be sexist with this. I'm assuming those three dudes mm-hmm
dudes, and I'll be sexist with this. I'm assuming it was three dudes. Three greedy dudes that just can't, a billion can't be enough money to them. For some reason, as a person who has seen a million
dollars, you don't need a billion dollars to enjoy your life. I would like that to be known.
You can have a great time and be ridiculous with a lot less than a billion dollars.
Mm-hmm. They couldn't help it though.
They couldn't help themselves.
Greedy bastards.
They saw an opportunity and they decided,
now granted this is all a legend,
but let's assume that there's some accuracy to where there's smoke,
there's fire normally.
Yep.
They decided to start selling people's data and selling people's traffic
and selling people's minds basically to reap a bigger benefit than what they were already raking
in it's like why do you have to take such a great thing and fuck it up the whole world was enjoying
it man what like what what could you have possibly what is the upside is that is there
zuckerberg is going to show up at this fucking grand jury whatever it is happening for their data analytics sharing problem that they've been indicted for and all this shit
he's going to show up wearing those adidas slides those these flip-flops from social network yep
i want to have a little balls on so it feels like it's a little massage thing
i never liked those by the way they made my feet itch i like just the solid bottoms yeah
but the ones with a little ball.
He's going to show up there wearing shorts probably, maybe a robe.
And I would like him to explain why he decided just to fuck it all up.
Like, why are you going to fuck it all up, man?
You wanted a Hot or Not app, and then you created this thing,
and now you just got to fuck it all up.
Why are they going to do that?
Your guess is as good as ours, Pat.
We were running around this place freaking out about Instagram today,
yesterday.
It's unbelievable.
Why do they got to do it?
It makes no sense.
I don't know how something that big can go down everywhere.
How does that happen where the whole country?
I think they're getting what?
Nick sent me a tweet that was basically saying,
they're getting investigated right now.
Shit's about to get real.
Are they getting backdoored by some hackers here?
No, it's not hackers.
They were selling data.
They were selling people's data, I guess.
Well, they're being accused of it.
I don't know if it's accurate, right?
Nick, read that tweet.
It's allegedly.
Were they burning, like, files to try to get rid of the proof?
Here we go.
Facebook's controversial data sharing deals are under criminal investigation.
A grand jury in New York has issued multiple subpoenas to device makers that
partnered with the social media giant.
What does that mean?
Basically it means someone is there under investigation.
I mean,
it is what it is.
Today,
Julia,
let's go.
As you know,
we finished,
we figured out gifts today.
That's good news.
I know.
We're on the old Twitter app.
Oh, boy.
We're like a Marvel now.
Time to follow up with Today Junior with that mix up right there.
Too many TW words in my head right now.
I laughed so hard at that recording you sent us of you typing in your name
and then like the fourth gift that pops up is fucking Zito sinking a half
court shot and giving a suck it.
I will say it was a great shot.
He told me for months that we can't get gifts to upload.
They can't upload a man.
Sorry about that.
And then today uploaded is him draining a long shot saying suck it.
Just out of nowhere, magically somehow.
We figured it out.
Giphy wouldn't let us, so we went to Tenor or something like that, and it works now.
Unbelievable, though.
So many good GIFs on there now.
You should go give it a check.
It's such a Zito operation.
Such a Zito operation.
If I shut down, let's hope the same people with Facebook and Instagram are Twitter, man.
I love the Twitter.
What happened?
You saw that, didn't you?
What's that?
You saw what people were pissed about on Twitter, didn't you?
Oh, no.
Oh, geez.
No, I haven't really been on the Internet as much.
I've been fucking working.
Yeah.
So they're in the next Twitter update.
They're going to basically hide the number of tweets or retweets and likes you get on each. Yeah.
Outrageous. They're hiding it. Just to be more
you know, you got to be more friendly. You don't want to hurt
anybody's feelings. No, no, no, no.
You can't do that because that is
honestly the only purpose of Twitter
is to spread your
Twitter so more people can
see it. Yes.
That's what about 50,000 people
quote tweeted that tweet with,
and then it got deleted.
So I think they might back off of it, but that's the original plan.
They did back off, but it sounds like it was just leaked.
Like, hey, let's see what you think about this one, huh?
Like a voting poll, and then everyone just absolutely buried Twitter for the idea.
I used to think Irsay would do that with Bob Kravitz.
I don't know.
There's zero real facts behind this.
But Bob Kravitz, whenever Twitter was just starting, would put out a tweet that was like a question.
And then he would just get massive response or whatever or get a response.
And then I honestly was like, why would he be even fucking asking that?
And then I got really really vitamin up one day I was like oh I wonder if like ownership is having him send that out just to get
a poll of the people and then I was like how do I become the fucking the uh the social marketing
I questioned an air guy for Ursae how do I send him the message that I'll do it like let me figure
this out this would be a cool thing to be a part of how do I become the guy that Ursae is using to
test out new ideas for?
And then I came back down to Earth and I read more
Kravitz's things. I was like, I definitely
don't want to be the guy asking questions, but Kravitz
is definitely going to do it.
I honestly thought that. He's putting
out polls and shit on Facebook.
I was like, man, I think he's doing that.
And that's what they do. I think
companies do that. Because remember
Instagram was all left to right that one day.
Yeah, and then it just changed back all of a sudden.
The way Twitter spun it was they were testing Twitter.
I lost you there for a second.
I couldn't hear you.
It was clearly on the computer right there.
I lost you there for a second. I'm walking on YouTube. It's clearly on the computer right there. I lost it there for a second.
If you're watching on YouTube,
it's going to be able to see that.
Well, no, it sucks because I'm using this tenor app now.
Every time someone uses it, I get a notification.
I don't know how to stop it.
So anytime someone uses one of our GIFs,
I get a notification on my phone.
It hasn't stopped blood zito's phone right now there's no way his dumb ass will be able to figure out how to turn
that off also um what i say instagram went left to right that one day you remember and they switched
it right it was probably what 30 minutes 20 minutes on that it was immediately people were
shitting it so hard twitter twitter decided to get the message out to see how people would respond to
it without asking it out just like ursae did with gravity be like what if they did this what do you
feel good like i think that happens with people twitter tried it out and i'd assume that the
negative reaction would change them from i hope so man hope so. Just leave it how it is. So Twitter spun it as...
It's too much.
It's too much. How much is too much?
It's the same thing with Facebook people.
How much do you fucking need?
Exactly.
Just leave it be.
Go on, Nick.
Twitter spun it as testing putting engagement
counts on replies.
Fucking liars.
I do wonder though
If you had no retweets
Would more people be likely to retweet
How do you know who retweeted though
Because sometimes you want to know who retweeted something
Exactly
So you would still get notifications
Yeah but that can tell you a lot about a tweet
Whenever you look and see who retweeted it
Right
That's true
Same with videos
If I want to watch a video
If it has a lot of retweets
i'm gonna watch but if something's said let's say something is said by somebody and it's retweeted
by somebody i deem credible i'm like okay so this might have a little bit of validity because there's
a lot of bullshit floating around twitter right yeah see who retweeted it i mean that it can gives
you a lot of validity to something i think that is a an actual angle that we can take to twitter
telling them it's bullshit and i think it's actually a pretty true one as well i think that is an actual angle that we can take to Twitter telling them it's bullshit. And I think it's actually a pretty true one as well. I think that's a real thing. Like, Hey,
knowing who retweeted something and how many retweets is pretty vital to the Twitter experience,
especially with the longer videos too. Like I'm not going to buy into a two minute long video
of some random person retweeted it. However, someone like Ty or anyone sitting in this room,
maybe even Fox, if they retweeted too many videos if you see a
video has uh 400 retweets you're like oh maybe this is a good video for a reason i'm gonna watch
it yep like it's its own judgment scale like it's its own it's its own rating review system twitter
has its own rating review system without being very negative without getting a tweet a one star
you just go right the fuck by it if you want want to give it a four star, you like it.
If it's a five star, you retweet it.
I mean, it's an understanding that we all have on there.
And if somebody's not getting retweets, it's okay.
We're not telling them their tweets suck.
We're just scrolling right the fuck by it so nobody –
Yep.
It's like, yo, like this is – we've already – on Twitter,
we've already experienced the ratings system.
We already understand the rating system.
We already understand how it goes. There's no reason to fuck with it. Why are we trying to rebuild
it from scratch? It's a good thing.
By the way, looking around at your competition,
that shit might be ending soon.
Let's not fuck it up now.
If it ain't broken,
don't fix it.
Are your headsets working now?
Your headsets working now?
Sorry, I lost you there
I think I was going under a bridge there
I apologize
Do we have anything else to talk about?
I'm trying to think of what else went on today
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What you just heard was his entire appearance.
Hashtag Endgame.
Hashtag Endgame.
Send him a tweet.
Ask him to come back.
Even if you're not a wrestling fan, by the way.
Sports entertainment fan, by the way.
The guy's an international businessman at this point.
Success story
Body lifter, body builder
Weight lifter
Hero
And my boss
Great boss
A couple handshakes for Mr. H and I today
Wow
Hugs?
We're not there yet
I don't know if he does that with anybody, to be honest.
I'm not sure.
I wonder if we'll get to the thing.
Yeah, the quick hug.
The quick hug.
How do you initiate that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How do you initiate the handshake hug?
You go for the quick handshake and then go for the hug right away?
So I always make it as least awkward as possible for him
so he knows that I'm going handshake.
I keep the hand perpendicular to ground. possible for him. So he knows that I'm going handshake. I keep the hand directly perpendicular to perpendicular to ground.
Oh yeah.
So he knows that I'm not coming in for a dap up strong,
all fingers together.
So he knows it's a handshake and I keep it a good distance in the thumb,
by the way,
set up as if it's ready to get engaged.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like it's like,
it's a claw,
like a clamp on the end
It's ready to engage
So not too forward
But not straight up
It's like it's coming in for a handshake
Okay
And I always keep it at distance
So he knows I'm not trying to come in for a real thing
Don't want to fuck it up
No, no, no, no
That makes sense
That's a good tactic
They seem to like our shit though
That's good though
For now
A little swing of optimism from our friend Connor
Hey glass half full you know me
That watch along got over a million views
That was amazing
Probably would have been a little more if someone didn't say the F word
But I'm just saying It did have to get pulled down over a million views or something. That was amazing. Probably would have been a little more if someone didn't say the F word,
but I'm just saying.
Yeah, that's a lot.
It did have to get pulled down.
But for highlights, check out our video that's coming out tomorrow.
Foxy and I are putting together a video.
As you listen to this show, Foxy and I are putting together a video of the Roadhawks' inaugural trip from Fastlane to Raw.
The behind-the-scenes shit is worth it, I promise.
We're a bunch of idiots out here, and we're so thankful you choose to listen.
Hashtag N-Gang, hashtag N-Game.
Ask Triple H if he wants to come on.
Or, you know what, send a tweet to anybody that you think should come on the show.
Send a tweet to anybody you think should come on the show.
Triple H as well.
But anybody that you think should come on the show, tell them to come on.
Aside from that, I'm so thankful for all of you.
Ladies and gentlemen, from myself, Adam Foxy, at Nick Morota,
Boston Connors, spell that thing.
Boston C-O-N-N-R.
Of course.
At Ty Schmidt.
Go ahead, Ty.
Yeah, T-Y-S-C-H-M-I-T.
Get the fucking D out of there.
A kid is such a fan of Ty.
And Ty started this podcast by sawing him down.
Ended this podcast by sawing him down.
Called poetic justice.
At Viva Lozito as well
If you can still hear us
I can hear you now
Good
At one point your face looked like Picasso
On the screen
It was like an oil painting
It was like going in and out
And I was just like I don't know what's going on
I don't know if that happened
But on yeah i don't i don't know if that happened but all right ladies and gentlemen to wrap up the show
here's an interview with tom phillips uh the smackdown play-by-play guy from penn state who
is obsessed with college football and such this This is where Triple H makes an appearance, his full appearance.
Michael Cole makes an incredible appearance.
We're sitting in the middle of a courtyard, basically,
where people are just walking through.
There's a lot of give and take here.
You're going to enjoy it.
A lot of NFL draft talk that I obviously know nothing about.
Then it gets diverted quickly.
I think you'll enjoy it.
Aside from that, hashtag endgame, hashtag endgame.
Tell us some folks, or tell some folks if you'd like to see them on our show.
That would help us out immensely.
Cheers.
Have a good one.
I don't travel with the guns.
I don't travel with the guns.
That's not my thing.
I like to bring in the big guns, which is what I did today.
Ladies and gentlemen, the voice of SmackDown,
which is Tuesday nights on the United States of America Network,
a live show every Tuesday where men and women display incredible feats of athleticism in the ring
and fight for championships and titles.
And there's a man doing play-by-play.
He's from the Pennsylvania University.
University.
Pennsylvania State University.
University of Pennsylvania State University. University of Pennsylvania State.
Ladies and gentlemen, a man who says he understands the NFL draft better than anybody.
Didn't say that.
A man who says he understands the NFL draft more than the average human.
Okay, let's go with that.
I know nothing about it, so I am coming to you for information.
I don't like the kids like Penn State University.
I try to stay with the adults in the NFL.
Ladies and gentlemen, draft analysis from Tom Phillips.
Tom Phillips, how's it going?
It's going good.
So you know nothing about the draft,
yet you're someone who went through the draft process sort of.
You didn't get invited to the Combine.
I know that.
See, this is what I'm talking about.
You did not get drafted, but you were an undrafted free agent if i'm correct you're wrong pick 222
damn near 222 not drafted thanks but i was picked 222 i remember you wanted to get drafted by the
cowboys is that correct that was told me they told you they're gonna take you and i remember
you were very very drunk when you did get the phone call from Indianapolis, and the first number was one because that's the first number,
and you said, I'll take that.
Your draft knowledge is incredible.
I can already tell.
I know Pat McAfee.
You know about the 2009 pick 222.
Yep.
And if you know that, you know anything.
Kyler Murray is going to be number one, everybody's saying.
Probably, yeah. And do uh agree with that sentiment by the way why should anybody respect or appreciate
your college now you're a huge fan you like looking into it you study this stuff i've been
following it forever um my mom went to penn state university so we were indoctrinated extraordinarily
early into the cult into college football into football football. I grew up in the Philadelphia area, so following the Eagles, huge NFL fan, all that stuff for years.
When I was a kid, my brother, my older brother, do you have older brothers?
I have an older brother.
He works for me now.
So you know, oh, that's great.
So you can put him in his place.
He doesn't talk much.
He's literally the polar opposite human to me, so he just kind of sits in his corner and does his thing.
I don't really tell him anything.
Oh, okay.
I don't think we've talked for probably a couple years, but we get along.
Right.
Fox, he's ever talked to you?
Sometimes.
Yeah.
Him and Fox are in the same room.
He doesn't say anything.
They're in the same editing room, but they don't talk.
Huh.
Small businesses.
He's just locked in.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's the case either.
I think he's kind of a little loopy, but same vagina he and I.
We came out of polar opposites, either here or there.
So to what we were just talking about.
Your older brother.
My older brother was very adamant.
He was not big on sharing.
He was like, I am a Philadelphia Eagles fan, and you cannot be.
Really?
So I had a very bad habit for years where I bounced from team to team.
I was a fan of the Redskins for a second, the Packers, the 49ers.
I loved Jerry Rice growing up as a kid.
Let's go.
So I bounced around.
I had, like, jerseys from all different teams.
And he was like, oh, you're a bandwagon hopper.
Or you're there for –
Can't win with this guy.
You like their colors or something like that.
Oh, this guy.
So I'm like, what is going on?
So Penn State was the one thing that was like, mom went there.
You can't, like, claim it from your little brother.
So it was like everybody had that across the board so college football I became very heavily involved
in and then when I went to school uh when I went to Penn State I did a lot of NFL draft coverage
with the student radio there so I got pretty heavily into the draft so you love the process
of the draft I really really enjoy it yeah A.Q. Shipley was a answer this question aq shipley was a sometimes good football
player at penn state often good player at penn state always good player at penn state or rarely
good player at penn state i would say often often he was one of the best offensive linemen we've
ever had yeah i think he was one of the best i was really hoping you'd just bury him right there
well you told me he listens to the show i was hoping he would you would just bury well he's
a penn state guy but you also said you're friends with him so you want to bury him yeah yeah yeah
that's i like i enjoy that because i can't bury him because he's tougher stronger all those things
but if you were to bury him right it would be shipley was hot garbage for a long time now we're
talking i have a feeling that you're going to clip this and you're just going to put that on a loop.
Yeah.
I was actually just pointing at Foxy to say we need to pull that one little clip there and send it to him.
That's perfect.
AQ, I mean, who goes by AQ?
That's what I'm saying.
I don't even know what those initials stand for.
Alan Quay.
Why not just be Alan?
That's what I've been saying this whole time.
Dennis.
Dennis, can you go grab Georgia?
Tom Phillips is in the middle of some things here.
Can you grab her?
Thank you, Matthew.
An amphitheater of human beings just walked out, and Tom had to yell at some people.
I apologize.
Percy is now leaving as well.
We had an audience of one, and he's now leaving.
We'll cut all this.
We'll just cut all this.
Of course we will.
Or we should just keep it.
No, well, we'll forget.
AQ Shipley actually was one of the better offensive linemen we've ever had,
in my opinion.
We've had a lot of them, but at the same time,
I was stunned to see Connor McGovern be,
I think he's the number one rated guard this year.
The McGovernator.
Which blew my mind because nothing against Penn State footballer Connor McGovern.
I hope he makes a lot of money and has a long career in the NFL.
That offensive line has not been good for like four or six years years so I'm not entirely sure where that ranking came from do you know what his dad does
no his dad grows all the potatoes for like McDonald's and stuff like the hash browns the
fries really that's comes from the McGovern farm in either North Dakota or South Dakota
I think it's North Dakota that's fantastic this guy for the Broncos right do you have an
did he get drafted well no he's not been drafted yet yeah fantastic. This is the guy for the Broncos, right? Did he get drafted?
Well, no, he's not been drafted yet.
Yeah.
McGovern is.
So this is draft analysis?
Yeah, I thought that's what we were talking about.
I thought you were complimenting another NFL guy.
Well, no, another Penn State guy that's about to be drafted.
See, Trace McSorlin.
McSorlee.
He's on this Penn State team.
He just followed me on Twitter the other day.
I like him
shot i've been spoke the trace i i said in a previous time that after watching a penn state
game because i think it was penn state ohio state yes i like the way that he played i liked his swag
i said okay that's probably the next julian edelman right i'm not the first person that
said that i assume i said a long time. Now they're starting to say it.
Do you see him the same way?
Because he's got a low center of gravity.
He's got a lot of swag.
I assume he's an athlete.
We're assuming he can't play quarterback in the NFL because there's only 32 jobs.
So it's not a shot at him.
That is just a very tough position to become a starter.
Will he or would he be a good guy to become Julian Edelman?
That could be a story of this draft.
I think it could go one of two ways.
I think he could be a quarterback in the league for ten years if he wanted to.
Starting, maybe, if he gets the right opportunity like any quarterback.
You're saying Drew Stanton, though.
Chase Daniel.
Yeah.
Chase Daniel's made a real nice living.
I think he's been in the league for close to a decade at this point.
You know, he was a holder for the first three, four years of his career.
Starting holder. He got on the pitch.
Did a bit with
Jeremy Macklin at Missouri and then he goes
and he sits behind Drew Brees for a while.
Did some good stuff with the Chicago Bears this year
while Mr. Trubisky was out doing whatever
he was doing. I think Trace,
given the right opportunity, could
be a really good NFL quarterback.
I don't know if he'd be a pro bowler or he'd win any championships.
I don't know.
But it could go one of two ways.
He could hang around in the league for 10 years
and just be a solid backup guy that you need.
You need arms all the time.
Or he's a guy that could transition to wide receiver.
I saw people say he needs to transition to corner,
and I know Saquon Barkley got all up in arms about that,
and I completely agreed with it. I think it's an insult to an offensive player of his caliber. He ran a transition to corner. And I know Saquon Barkley got all up in arms about that, and I completely agreed with it.
I think it's an insult to an offensive player of his caliber.
He ran a 4-5-8.
He was the fastest quarterback in the draft.
So I could completely see him going to the middle.
Yeah, but as a corner, a 4-5-8 is what we like to call CFL.
Yes.
Or AAFL.
Yes.
4-5-8 corner is not good, unless you're a big guy.
No.
Unless you're a huge guy and you're gonna body
him up i like the thought of him a wide receiver though i really like he seems like a gamer too
seems like he's got real swag i know nothing about his quarterbacking abilities i'm not here to judge
that but that would be very cool how about this kyler murray put on a show at his pro day just
yesterday put on a show i mean he was throwing the ball very very very well I think yeah that
should be talked about because I think even the players you see in the NFL who have terrible aim
guys that just can't throw football we all know who they are we all know who they are
yeah this is uh this is an internet show uh Mr H just walked walked over wearing an incredible suit. Apparently Pat doesn't either, really.
I'm being taught by Tom Phillips.
That's it.
That's legit.
All that I know.
Thank you.
That's expert analysis right there.
It's perfect.
The good thing about what just happened there is in the title we can put Triple H.
Tom Phillips is electric
yeah how about triple h that appearance he just made right there i mean he he sounded pretty
excited i'll be honest i mean the next best of podcast might just be that
what's that the next best of episode of the podcast might just be that Triple H clip. I think that's a good idea.
It's just a moment of age.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And I wouldn't classify Triple H as this,
but we all have that one friend who's the first one to try things.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I remember him.
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Yeah.
Oh, no.
Don't promote me on this because nobody will tune in.
You'll be tagged at the end.
But Triple H is definitely a part of this podcast.
All of a sudden, that's a very important cell.
Yeah.
Hey, he came in, by the way.
He did a lot of energy.
I think Batista's might be in some deep shit in WrestleMania.
Triple H had a lot of
in the coffee he was holding, very still
which means his arm muscles are very strong
right now and sturdy. He's in remarkable shape.
Didn't spill it at all either
when he came in pretty hot there.
Kyler Murray put on a show though.
And I don't think routes on air gets talked about enough
because there's guys that you see that can't throw
in NFL games and they miss
by miles.
Routes on air and practice, they're also missing.
So that's like an actual thing where you can find out if a guy can throw a ball or not.
Daniel Jones from Duke did not do himself any favors at the Combine
because everybody was saying because he was with, what was the name of the coach?
Cutcliffe, I think.
Yeah, that's where Peyton Manning was trained down there.
I figured you'd get all excited about that.
Everybody thought Daniel Jones. I was also a backup where Peyton Manning was trained down there. I figured you'd get all excited about that. Yeah, well... Everybody thought Daniel Jones... I was also a
backup to Peyton Manning, quarterback. Right.
I'm sorry, you backed up Peyton Manning as a quarterback?
It's our training emergency. No big deal.
11 plays to the right, 11 plays to the left if I wanted.
22 plays to the offense. Practice once a week.
Clyde Christensen, also quarterback
whisper and outcoach for Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Was my quarterback coach. Also Frank Reich.
Frank Reich, head coach of the NFL. coach yeah i was a backup on peyton manning
so i'm sorgy peyton in the event that the other quarterbacks died yep you played that's correct
so that never happened thank god very close not whenever peyton was there but when luck was there
and then when he died and then uh hasselbeck has there. When he died. Hasselbeck died. And then Orlovsky was there, and he died.
And then Charlie Whitehurst was there, and he died.
And then everybody died, and then there was a chance I was going to play
until old cuzzy Josh Freeman saved the day.
So if you had actually, let's say you had had to quarterback an entire series.
Probably would have won, scored a touchdown at least.
Really?
Yeah.
Because you never scored an NFL touchdown.
Troy Polamalo destroyed that for you.
Troy Polamalu, Antonio Brown, who just got traded to the Raiders,
tackled a tight end, so I didn't get to throw a touchdown.
Yep.
I didn't score because of Troy Polamalu.
Pittsburgh Steelers ruining my life two times now that I think about it.
When Matt Prater threw that touchdown against the Packers,
the NFL game that you commentated on for Fox, will that be correct?
Basically, your audition for Monday Night Football, which is fantastic.
We didn't know about it at the time, but yeah.
We didn't know, and now we know, which is very exciting.
We don't know.
It seems to be pretty big.
Pretty big.
It's something on social media.
Were you jealous
of Prater in that moment? No.
No? Because he lived
the dream. I'm not a hater, bro. I'm not a? What are you talking about? I was pumped. Because he lived the dream.
I'm not a hater, bro.
I'm not a hater.
No, no, but there's still... I like to see other people succeed.
There's no twinge of jealousy?
No.
Nothing?
No, I was excited.
As you could tell.
I mean, I think that is...
Could you imagine if I was up there
like some announcers?
I'm like,
Prater gets to throw an open touchdown.
What an asshole.
I would a bad guy gets to throw a tutter.
Could you imagine?
That would have been awesome as well.
Me just being a hater ass.
That and you just going off cursing on the entire broadcast.
I don't curse.
That would have been your last NFL game on Fox.
By the way, we had to pull the watch along, Don, because members of your team.
I don't know exactly what you're talking about.
Me neither.
Neither here nor there.
I got it like...
Somebody shook their head at me today. Somebody gave me
a head shake. Shook their head at you?
Yeah. I'm sorry about that, Pat.
Me too. I shook my head yes to Kyler Murray today.
We're just getting back on point because he was
throwing dimes. Your transitions have been excellent through this
entire thing. Oh, thank you.
Really good. I know that you're a part of an orientation
program where you'll be grading people. Do you want me to teach them how to do interviews or no?
What would you teach them? Well, just like Oprah and Letterman. Like Gayle King with R. Kelly?
Gayle King. All the grits. Just a conversation. How would you have handled the R. Kelly interview?
Oh, I can't top what Gayle King did. She wasn't scared. No fear, she said.
Would you have been scared?
Yes.
A guy who's known to piss on little children.
Standing up like that with his crotch in my area,
I would have been very scared.
That's not what I was saying.
I mean, like, he was very emotional.
He was all over the map.
He got very wound up and everything.
That's what you're looking for, though.
I think in interviews you're looking for that.
Like when Michael Irvin, not that he's anywhere near R. Kelly.
Like, R. Kelly's a terrible person.
Michael Irvin, though, on get up or first take in Dallas when he was yelling and sweating.
Sweating.
That's what I'm looking for.
Like Shaq at the free throw line.
Yeah, when Cuzzy flipped Jim Rome's table.
Oh, right.
You're looking for those moments.
Those moments are incredible.
John Daly played golf during an entire interview with us.
Love that thing.
I just love that moment.
I don't love R. Kelly losing his mind there.
I don't know what I would do, but that moment is a big one.
Right.
Michael Irvin lost his mind.
And I think Stephen A. Smith was just sitting back and being like,
well, I guess my job is done.
I've created one of the single greatest broadcasting clips ever.
It was incredible.
Just by hating on the Cowboys so much, it just upset Michael Irvin to that point.
Stephen's had a tough couple months, man.
He just said that the other day, he said the punter for the Redskins played quarterback this year. Cowboys so much, it just upset Michael Irvin to that point. Stevens had a tough couple months, man.
He just said that the other day, he said the punter for the Redskins played quarterback this year.
Tress Way. He said, Tress Way, blah, blah, blah.
That's the punter.
There's a lot of instances where I've seen clips where
he is off by a couple years
at different positions. It's like referencing
fullbacks from years ago.
And tight ends that don't even play in the league
anymore. And I think there's certain days they have them on so many different shows.
But you have to appreciate the fact that he's rolling with it, feeling it, vibing it, and
just going with it and just making it up.
Yeah.
I mean.
Who's going to make money next year?
Who's going to be a top 10 pick?
Top 10 pick?
Like a surprise top 10?
Yeah, there we go.
Surprise top.
Any movement?
You think there's going to be any moves made by any teams?
I mean, it feels like this free agency frenzy has been at an all-time high.
I don't think I've seen anything like what has been happening here.
I assume the draft is going to carry the same type of flow.
Yeah.
I think because the defensive crop is so good,
it's going to be a lot of defensive guys that go at the top of the draft.
I think you'll see Haskins and Murray, the big celebrity picks and everything like that,
will be early.
I'm sure DK Metcalf gets into the top ten.
I don't know.
That Tom Brady three-cone drill is going to be tough.
What about his three-cone wasn't good?
It was slower than Tom Brady's.
Really?
Oh, I missed that.
I saw his freakish picture and then all the other things.
I think unless it was a completely made-up photo on the internet that looked very legit,
I believe his three-cone drill was slower than Tom Brady's.
And we've all seen Tom Brady's 40.
And if that same guy that ran that 40 is running a faster three-cone drill than you,
I think that's a tough spot.
There was one guy, what was it, Sweat from Mississippi State who is...
Sweats.
Sweats?
Sweats.
Sweats with an S at the end i think or maybe a z d end a d a d
line something like that but he was like six eight to ninety and he ran a four four yeah yeah those
types of freaks right there weren't around back in the day whenever people talk about the game
getting soft and changing yeah well you gotta you to adapt to guys that are 6'8", 290, running 4-4s.
Here's the thing that's changing, right?
That's a minivan, bro.
It is a minivan.
Because of the talent of guys like Aaron Donald.
How's it going, brother?
Tino Sabatelli.
He used to play for the Buccaneers.
I know that.
And the Browns and the Chiefs.
Oregon State Beaver.
Very attractive.
Hasn't found his way here at NXT.
Maybe that'll happen. Couple injuries? Yeah, things happen. He's ripped up, though. Very attractive. Hasn't found his way here at NXT. Maybe that'll happen.
Couple injuries?
Yeah, things happen.
He's ripped up, though.
Very attractive.
He's in fantastic shape.
His muscles have muscles.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a good line.
I like the muscles have muscles.
Can I ask you a question?
Can I get a...
I need a sleeveless hoodie, but like, cuzzy, that's your Western Pennsylvania thing and
all that.
I'm Eastern Pennsylvania. No, that. I'm eastern Pennsylvania.
No, no. I'm a unifier.
You're a unifier. I think we are for both sides of Pennsylvania. What was the video I sent you
from the stadium series?
The kids.
You're a big hockey fan.
I am, sort of, yeah. The Flyers pulled
out completely Houdini when our goalie
got drunk for the last minute and a half
of the Flyers-Penn Stadium Series game in Philadelphia.
Yep.
And the music of choice was?
Oh, God, I missed it.
It was some country band, right?
Keith Urban.
Keith Urban.
Keith Urban was the music of choice.
The Australian guy.
Yeah, he's Australian.
One year after Train was the music of choice.
The NHL really hits home runs.
And Tom Phillips sends me a video, which
he used his SeatGeek plug to get the tickets
to. He went to the stadium series.
Sends me a video.
There was little kids playing hockey on the other side of
the arena, and everybody
in the stadium was looking at the kids playing
hockey. Very engaged in the kids.
Keith Urban's having a sing-along. Hey, okay, I'm from
Australia. Singing country, singing along.
And everybody's like, go to hell.
There's a little Philadelphia kid down here about the triple deco glove side,
like on the cat, like it's Mighty Ducks.
Now, what did I say in the video, though?
I don't remember.
The little cuzzies are playing.
The little cuzzies.
Hey, it's in your rotation.
See that?
Eastern Pennsylvania.
For the brand.
Yeah, well, as you said, unifying.
We're unifying. We come together, but then we win. The cuz brand. Yeah, well, as you said, unifying. We're unifying.
We come together, but then we win.
The Kazi Sleeve of Sooty is currently sold out, I believe.
That's good.
That's a good problem to have.
Not really, though.
We should attempt to sell more of them, I think, because the world needs to wear them,
because Sleeve of Sooty is the greatest piece of merch on earth.
Do you not get cold?
No.
Really?
Like, you're in the jorts.'ve seen you where did i just see you this
past week we were in cleveland it was very cold out granted you had long sleeves on not as you
had a sleeveless hoodie but then you had something over top of it like every once in a while i'll go
with a jacket i got an i get influenced by an influencer so i'm an influencee to buy a jacket
on instagram and i did it it's got a big hood on it so but it's got sleeves that come up to like
it's a three-quarter but it's supposed to be
a full length sleeve, which is so cheaply made.
But I'll wear that every once in a while to keep
the top of the arms warm. Is this influencer
your fiance?
She should be an influencer though. Does she
buy your stuff for you? No, no, no.
You need to start letting her do that. What are you talking about?
When I let my wife, like she
just started buying me stuff. Did she dress this?
She started buying me stuff and everything.
Did she dress this right here?
Well, I'm on the road.
Just tell me if she bought this.
I bought this.
I bought this.
It works for you.
Thank you very much.
I got married in this suit, actually.
It works for you.
You look good.
Thank you very much.
If I wore that, I'd fucking hate myself.
But there's a luxury that comes with it because the ladies have a better eye for fashion.
And they can put you in certain things.
That is very sexist of you. How is that sexist? You don't think I just have an better eye for fashion, and they can put you in certain lanes. Wait a minute. That is very sexist of you.
How is that sexist?
You don't think I just have an incredible eye for fashion?
What was that?
You just gave me a look from my toes all the way up to my head.
What are you wearing right now?
You know what?
This guy's got work to do.
Unbelievable.
Can you know that by everybody?
He has to go produce our announcers for an NXT show, and you're taking up valuable time with this.
Michael Cole.
He wanted to call.
This is the lowest basement garbage that I've ever seen in my life.
You have two microphones without even a flag on them.
Whatever this thing is.
This one's chipped a little bit.
This is like the most ridiculous.
How much money am I paying you?
Seriously.
How much money?
You signed a contract
for a lucrative amount of money and you're using this garbage and i don't get it answer the question
answer the question one of my guys to drop the f-bomb i didn't get suspended i would like i would
like to appeal that last comment everything Everything else, very valid and true.
That last comment, though.
I don't know if that's on me.
Why did you call me today?
Well, we were in a building that you were in.
I was going to come over and say hello.
Why did you come over?
We were told not to.
Who told you not to?
It was kind of like their busy recording over there type thing.
It wasn't like a...
You could always break us in, but I couldn't call you back
because we were in the middle of doing this animated thing today.
So when you called, I couldn't take the call,
and then I was just done at that point.
I forgot to call you back.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You were initially talking about the NFL draft.
This is embarrassing.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You didn't mean to interrupt.
You're getting very gray.
Really?
You're 29 years old.
Do you realize how much hair you have in your hair?
Yeah, it's a lot.
Yeah, it's not good.
It's coming in the beard and everything.
And the Jets got Le'Veon.
They did.
That's huge for you, right?
Do you think Le'Veon Bell is going to make the Jets a contender in the division?
No, they're still going to suck.
They might win six games.
That'll be good, though.
Sam Darnold versus everybody else.
I got to go.
Bye.
Bye.
Incredible popping.
Yeah.
Incredible popping by Michael Cole.
So, Pat, I do have to go do the show.
Residence in.
Have you turned in any concur expenses yet?
No.
You can record all this.
Sue got me a car for this one, so I just took this one.
We're going to tell her next time.
No, I'm just curious because I want to see.
I'm very curious to see what expenses are going to be turned in.
Oh, I can't wait.
I'm going to get a PT.
Well, you know what he's going to really sort of.
Cole, basically, we paid for Pat McAfee to go to Disney World.
No, that's not accurate.
Who's the young lady that was sitting next to Foxy?
That's my fiance's friend.
How'd that go?
Good.
I just met her yesterday.
I know, but how did it go?
Good.
It was good.
Did you get a base hit?
Did you get a potential walk?
We're on one and a half hours of sleep, and this is a work trip.
All right, my mind's on a roll.
You're dialed in.
Wait a minute.
This guy's complaining about sleep?
It's a work trip. This guy's complaining about sleep? It's a work trip.
This guy's complaining about sleep.
How much sleep did you get last night, Cole?
Last night, I literally got about three hours.
There you go.
That's what I'm talking about.
There you go.
Yeah.
Fox, you're not.
Anyway, you guys were partying in Pittsburgh after the show.
Well, we were all driving four hours to Dayton, Ohio.
No, we were recording a podcast for our people.
I bet that was really good.
It was a terrible show.
It was a terrible show.
I'm winding down because
we've got to go do the show.
Have fun.
Are you staying for the show?
Yes.
Why don't you guys ever stay at the airport?
It's a valid question.
You should do that.
I'll be there in a sec, Cole.
You got it. Thank you.
I think this is over. We've had some real good
guest pop-ins. We've got
Triple H, Michael Cole,
Tom Phillips, and I was also here.
And you were here. You're the star.
This has been fun.
I like the three things about the NFL draft
we talked about in a half an hour.
You did a great job. I think being
a draft expert is really your next big thing.
Why don't you do this?
What's your social media?
My social, at TomPhillipsWWE on Twitter.
Okay, that's what you do on the Twitter.
Okay.
We, as a group that's listening to this and in this now,
would like you to put out a tweet predicting just your top five.
Just your top five.
That's all you got to do.
Another one, Pellegato.
Brian Pellegato, who if you want to work at WWE,
is who you email.
Email Brian Pellegato.
Don't do that, he said.
Don't do that.
What we would like you to do is put out a tweet with your top ten.
Okay.
If you get...
My big board.
Your big board.
Your top ten big board. On
that tweet, we will screenshot it and hold
you accountable. And if you get more
than
6.5 correct.
Okay, that's a D in most
places. Yep.
That's an A plus at West Virginia.
I will...
Oh,
that's a layup.
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yeah no sugar shame no free ads either you'll drink anything that gets you jacked up.
Yeah. Yeah, you will. Sure. Yeah.
Of course you will.
Hey, you've got a lot of grays in your hair.
Hey. That's it.
Two people. Alright. I'm going to dye it.
I'm going to start dyeing it. I'm going to talk to Bobby Fish.
He's going to help me out. I cut my own hair.
I cut the grays out. He's literally wearing
a shirt of a barber. Yeah.
Saying he cuts his own hair. I cut my own hair. Do any of the people I try to greys out. He's literally wearing a shirt of a barber. Yeah. Saying he cuts his own hair.
I don't even cut my own hair.
I cut my own hair.
Do any of the people I trust cut my hair?
No free ads.
No free ads.
No free ads.
I get paid.
Paid in quarters.
And Red Bull.
And Red Bull.
There you go.
Now we're talking.
Quit sharing.
All right.
Ready?
So, Tom, this is what I would like you to do.
Since you talk about accountability.
Accountability.
By the way, that's Western Pennsylvania.
There you go.
We speak proper.
Gins speak proper.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got it down there.
You got it all the way down there.
So, do you want me to do the top ten?
Top ten. Pick the top ten draft to do the top ten? Top ten.
Pick the top ten draft picks or the best ten players?
No.
No, I don't give a damn about the best ten players.
I want to know who the ten richest are going to be.
If there's a trade that you think is going to happen, put it in there.
If you get ten correct, if you get six.
Six and a half is what you said.
Six and a half is the over-under.
If you get seven, correct.
Team player out of ten,
which I think would be astronomically high,
I'll donate $5,000 to a charity of your choice.
That's very sweet of you.
Under, you donate $10,000 to the Pat McAfee Foundation. Well, hold on a second.
Happy we figured that out, ladies and gentlemen.
Tom Phillips, WWE, hold him accountable.
That's not binding.
That is not binding.
Yeah, it's on air. I'm not going to give you $10,000. Well, it's not binding. That is not binding. Yeah. It's on air.
I'm not going to give you $10,000.
Well, it's not me.
It's Foundations for the Kids, Children of the Military.
Thanks for agreeing to that, Tom Phillips.
Nope.
$10,000 if it's six or less, seven or more.
I'll give $5,000 to Tom Phillips.
That is not concrete.
Charity of choice.
That's an incredible agreement we just made.
It's for the kids.
agreement we just made. It's for the kids.
Also, you can get a spot in our first
ever birthday
charity golf tournament happening on May
2nd, 2019. $1,000 a team
for four players. Winning team gets
$4,000 and a championship belt.
Sponsor hold for $5,000.
That's all we got. Have a
great day. Thank you so much for listening to the Pat McAfee
Show. Huge thanks to Tom Phillips, the
voice of SmackDown and maybe budding draft analyst.
First four letters of that.
Pretty accurate as well.
And I'm also probably going to be out $10,000 thanks to you.
It's not out.
It's for.
For.
Out.
Without.
For.
I'm going to go do NXT now.
Have a good one. You got yelled at by a couple different people about the gray hairs and potentially going to work. But. Out. Without. Four. I'm going to go do NXT now. Have a good one.
You got yelled at by a couple different people about the gray hairs and potentially going to work.
But I appreciate you coming.
I think you look fantastic.
There's only a few gray hairs.
Yep.
Hashtag end game.
Hashtag end game.
I'd like you to send a photo of or a gif of what you think.
My reaction was when Triple H ran up behind me, scared the shit out of me with his coffee in his hand, and then left.
Have an incredible weekend.
Heartland Radio 2.0 is back tomorrow with Friday Bangers.
I'll be there.
Fox will be there.
We're flying back to Indy today.
You're the absolute greatest.
Cheers.
Ty Schmidt.
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