The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 059 - The NFL's All-Time Leading Scorer In Studio. Let's. Go.
Episode Date: March 28, 2019On today's show, The GOAT, 4x Super Bowl Champion, 3x 1st Team All-Pro, the undisputed points king of the NFL, Adam Vinatieri, joins Pat and the guys in studio to chat about his record breaking season.... He goes through his thought process before the record breaking kick in Oakland, what the NFLPA has been up to among all the rule change proposals, how many more years he has left in the tank, he tells a couple of stories that define the Adam Vinatieri competitive nature, and he breaks down his plans for the rest of the offseason at his ranch in Missouri (2:21-27:54). The guys also chat about the new commercial they're shooting, dive into a little hockey talk, discuss the return of Game of Thrones and whether or not Pat plans to catch up before the start of the final season, they chat a little more about the Road Hawk Wrestlemania roadtrip, Pat tells a story about one of friends dogs that is half German Shepard half wolf, which spirals into whether or not a human could kill a wolf with his bare hands if he had too, and the guys also discuss the golden days of the internet with dial-up internet, bum fights/the Kimbo era, and AIM. It's a good one, come and laugh with us, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello.
It is Thursday, March 28th, 2019,
and we're so thankful you chose to listen to us today.
It's a ridiculous show.
I'm going to be honest.
We have a conversation with the greatest kicker of all time,
Hall of Famer 2B, a man who's
the leading scorer
in the history of NFL and also a friend
of mine. He's Italian. He stopped by the office
for a 25-minute conversation that you will be
sure to love. Also, Zito said
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lot of soccer players overseas might think i was very lucky that i just picked it up very naturally
first time i kicked the ball 160 yards but yards, but Harry Kane. Harry Kane. Harry Kane. Harry Kane.
Harry Kane.
Hello, Harry.
What was that?
Hello, Harry.
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Let's get into this conversation with the GOAT.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have been graced with greatness.
A man walked into the office today.
A man who is better at his job than any other human who has attempted to do his job in the history of a sport.
He's got gray hairs.
He's from South Dakota.
He was a jackrabbit.
He was an Amsterdam admiral, I believe, for a time period.
He was homeless for a little bit.
Then he played for the New England Patriots for 10 years.
Won a couple of Super Bowls there.
Came and joined Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts.
Won a Super Bowl here.
What did he do since?
Become the all-time leading scorer in the history of a game
that revolves around points being scored.
He's Italian.
Too Italian, if you ask me.
Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest kicker of all time, Adam Vinatieri.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
No problem, man.
Thank you.
Heck of an introduction.
Yeah, well, you deserve it, by the way.
You've had a hell of a life here.
Hell of a career.
I was very lucky to be a part of it.
You brought me a ball, which is fantastic. I thank you for this. Those watching on the YouTube, I got a hell of a life here hell of a career i was very lucky to be a part of it you brought me a ball which is fantastic i thank you for this those watching on the youtube
i got a what are these things called what are they called shadow boxes shadow box football i don't
know a commemorative football there it is commemorative was the word about you becoming
the all-time leading scorer i believe yeah so after after it happened they they came to us and
said hey you know it'd be really cool if we make something to commemorate the all-time leading score stuff.
And I said, yeah, that's great.
My only thing is I need a handful of them because I'd like to give some to family and friends and people that have helped me along the way.
You definitely did that.
Hey, I appreciate you, man.
I appreciate you, man.
You helped me way more than I could have ever helped you.
I don't know about that.
It's a factual statement.
Just mentally, I was a wild animal there for a while,
and watching you work taught me a lot.
Yeah, things have changed.
I'm engaged.
Yeah, this is true.
You've grown up a little bit.
No, you're absolutely right.
I was pretty impressed when I—
I mean, you didn't call me and ask me or anything.
I saw it on the internet, but it was cool.
No, that was really, really a cool way of doing it.
Will you be in my wedding?
If you invite me.
Will you be in my wedding, though?
If you invite me.
I have done zero invitations to anybody.
All right, well, if this is a commitment,
if you're doing it right now, yes, I'll be there.
Okay, so I'll be there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's probably going to have me
Parking cars or something
Bullshit like that
But whatever it's cool
Hey you remember all those
Motherfucking days I spent
Down on my fucking knee
Why don't you go park a car
No I would never
I'm very honored to say
That you'll be there
Yep
Alright let's go to the
When is it going to be
Well we haven't
We haven't announced that
Haven't announced that yet
This year next year
2020 it's in 2020
Oh okay We do have a date set, though. Okay. Just haven't
publicly announced. Not during football season, obviously. Nope. Nope. It is going to be
warm, though. I run hot, so that's going to be a tough one
to battle through. We'll see how it goes. Let's get back to the on-the-field stuff.
You're jogging out there to kick the... Was it a field goal to break the all-time leading record
or a next point? No, it was a field goal against the Oakland Raiders in Oakland.
Mindset.
Was it like a game-winner?
Did you know?
Did you know that it was?
Yeah, I mean, we knew going into the game that we needed two more X amount of points.
And at that point, yeah, next kick's going to be the one that does it.
So, no, it was awesome.
It was actually a pretty short field goal, so the pressure and the stress wasn't too high. It was just go out there and bang it. So, no, it was awesome. It was actually a pretty short field goal,
so the pressure and the stress wasn't too high.
It was just go out there and bang it.
And it was a pretty cool moment.
You know, obviously they kind of stopped the game a little bit.
The referees allowed a little more celebration.
Some of my teammates, the guys on the sideline, came out and congratulated.
It was pretty awesome.
Yeah, it's a massive moment, Vinny.
The NFL has been around a long time.
That scoring record seemed to be untouchable for a while
until this little Italian came around from South Dakota.
That's a huge, massive moment.
I thought as soon as you get that, obviously I enjoy the celebration.
I think you should have been treated that way.
The entire city of Oakland should have lit up one for you, by the way.
We played there a few years back, and there was literally a cloud,
a haze above the field of vitamins.
Right.
Yeah.
And I was mind blown by it.
I thought you were going to retire as soon as you kicked that ball through.
As soon as that ball-
Walk right off the field?
Yep.
I thought there was a chance that was going to happen.
I thought there was a chance that was going to happen because I was like, what else can
this dude do in his football career?
So you just re-signed with the Colts for two?
Just one more.
One more year.
And in your mind, you still got a lot left in the Colts for two? Just one more. One more year. And in your
mind, you still got a lot left in the tank. Well, you know, here's the deal. Like years ago,
when I always thought that record was untouchable too. And then all of a sudden, a few years back,
I'm like, you know what? I could maybe catch this thing. And so I just, I didn't really,
I put it way back in the back of my mind, but I just said, let's just keep going and see where
this ends up. You're, you know, a year ago, I'm like, this is going to happen as long as I just said, let's just keep going and see where this ends up. A year ago, I'm like, this is going to happen as long as I just keep on doing what I'm doing.
And the time came and gone, and it was a pretty awesome moment.
But now it's like, OK, why are you still doing it?
Everybody asks me, why?
What's the thing that drives you at this point?
Well, the fact that our team started off 1-5, and we ran the table damn near, made it to
the playoffs, and got a lot of young, good guys you know i know you've played in the super bowl too
came really really close to winning that sucker but once you've won it once there's just something
like it you know the parade everything about it right everything you know having having that
championship and holding the ring and and holding the trophy and doing all that stuff they can't
take that away from you so for me I guess the way I look at it,
if we did it this next year, would I retire after that?
Breaking news!
He just shook his head yes.
He just shook his head.
It was a no, yeah, for negotiation purposes.
There was a little bit of a no there for potential leverage later.
Yeah, we're always, all of us are for sale, right?
So does it piss you off that Tom Brady's got more rings than you?
You know what?
He's a damn good quarterback.
So good.
You know, it blows me away that it's been, what,
seven or eight of those things in 17 years,
and not championships, but in the Super Bowl,
eight times in 17 years, nine times, whatever the heck it's been.
It just blows me away that they can continue to do that. Like, yeah, I get it. Best
coach of all time. I'll say that. We all say it. I'll say it. You know, Bill Belichick is an amazing,
amazing, amazing coach. He gets their team, no matter who's on the team, to play better and to
have a chance to win with his stuff. That's coaching. That's right. And then you sit there
and go, okay, Tom Brady. okay, yeah, he's amazing.
He's a great quarterback.
But at some point,
you expect him to fall off and he just keeps doing it.
That's the part that blows me away
that I just shake my head and go,
they're still doing it.
That's amazing to me.
Adam Gase said,
what did Adam Gase say?
I'm older than him
or I'm younger than him
or I feel like shit when I wake up
and he's older than me.
So Adam Gase knows
that he just signed up
to be in that division where he's just going to get cooked for the next fucking however long he's
head coach until he's dumped on his head again but um not that there's anything wrong with him
it's just you're in the patriots division that's just the way it's it's just like the mayor with
these potholes you just so happen the timing you know what i mean this mayor's got no shot he's
not going to get reelected these potholes are too damn bad you're a member of the nflpa executive committee rules are highly debated more than anything probably in in the
sport right now is the rule sean payton came out swinging at the uh head coaches meeting or owners
meeting how are the conversations involved with the nflpa so like when the nfl does these rule
changes are there players involved in the conversations?
How does the NFLPA feel about rules being changed,
the game being changed?
Or is that an NFL thing and the NFLPA's job
is just to tell the NFL players how to deal with it?
Well, back during the combine a month or two ago,
there's a competition committee
and there's a meeting there
where all of the PA executive committee members are there.
There's referees there. Honestly, there's a meeting there where all of the PA executive committee members are there.
There's referees there.
There's there.
Honestly, there's a couple owners. There's head coaches and GMs and all that.
And we all sit around a big table and we it just just goes down the list of all the different
things that we want to see that changes or this or that.
And first off, we talk about health and safety and concussions and knee injuries and all
this stuff.
And then they go, OK, should should we keep on playing on sport turf or should we try to do grass?
And what's the different stats on all that and concussions and helmets and all this?
So it's a long meeting of a lot of different stuff.
But then we get into rule changes and what they're trying to propose.
And most of the time for NFLPA members and players,
as long as it increases the safety of the game,
we're for every rule change that says the game's going to be healthier and safer
and guys are going to have a better opportunity to play longer
and their longevity and all that stuff.
And life post-football is going to be better.
Absolutely.
A rule like this, let's say the review of pass interference play.
I don't think the PA totally cares one way or another.
We don't take a stance on that necessarily.
I think it's more if it helps, as long as it doesn't slow down the game.
Listen, I get it.
Everybody is human.
People make mistakes.
That was a pretty bad call that affected the outcome of a team
that ultimately didn't get to go to the Super Bowl because of it.
I understand why Sean's upset about it.
Coach Payton's upset about it.
I understand why guys blew up stuff on social media right away after that
saying, you know, X, Y, Z.
And maybe this makes it easier for the referees too.
Now they know that if I make a play like this,
I don't have to get death threats.
They can just review it and we can change it.
Nobody's pulling for the refs.
They're in the worst position of any referees.
And I, I mean, I bury refs.
If they make a bad call, you got to do what you got to do.
They make some poor decisions sometimes, but nobody's pulling for the refs.
And technology is 45 steps ahead of a fucking common eye.
I mean, that's why technology is technology.
I think, I think that NFL, everybody should be with like, yeah, let's help out these refs
as much as possible with technology.
I think it's going to happen.
Yeah.
I think so.
Well, here's the deal.
You know, it's one of those things.
How much is it going to slow down the game?
How much is it going to be like, oh my God, it's not even, it's not even fun to watch because it's okay. happen. Yeah. I think so. Well, here's the deal. You know, it's one of those things. How much is it going to slow down the game? How much is it going to be like,
oh my God, it's not even fun to watch
because it's okay, let's review it.
But I do think that there's pivotal moments in games
that shouldn't be dictated by a blown call.
And with all due respect to the referees,
they're doing the best they can.
I mean, unless the guy was, nevermind.
Oh!
I don't know anything.
Italians. Yeah, you know. I don't know anything. The Italians.
Yeah, you know.
The Italians.
It'll be interesting.
They tried to change the onside kick rule.
That failed.
It's bad.
They're trying to get rid of kickers, man.
Punters and kickers, we're a dying breed.
You should probably get back in before they get rid of it all.
You need to relax.
I don't know.
I just think you should.
Coolest moment of your career?
Oh, man.
There's been some good ones.
You know, probably tackling Herschel Walker was pretty bad.
That was pretty cool.
It's not even a play that I'm supposed to do.
It's not a kick.
It's not any of this.
Throwing a touchdown pass is pretty cool. Tackling Herschel Walker is pretty cool. It's not even a play that I'm supposed to do. It's not a kick. It's not any of this. Throwing a touchdown pass is pretty cool.
Tackling Herschel Walker is pretty cool.
Obviously, kicking game winners in Super Bowls,
I mean, there's nothing that can compare to that.
Listen to that, Russ.
Well, hey, listen.
It's 24, 23 years, man.
Playing with you, Pat.
That's probably it.
That's it.
There it is.
No, no.
That's what we were waiting for.
You keep feeding it until I say that.
No, no. I'm honest. I was for. You keep feeding it until I say that.
I'm honest.
I was listening to you just rattle off your career right there.
I was like, what a slew of events that you just won human as a tackler.
Tackling one of the greatest athletes of all time.
Kicking Super Bowl game.
Yeah, most people don't get to make that plural.
They got one moment.
Hey, I can honestly say I've got a better quarterback ranking than Peyton, Tom.
There you go.
And me.
Well, yeah.
Not on Thanksgiving, though.
Hey, Thanksgiving I got a perfect pass already.
You're on Thanksgiving.
That's all that matters.
Whenever you kick now.
Is that the one Eric Swope?
Yeah, he got tackled by Antonio Brown.
That was pretty sweet.
It was.
We put that in the morning.
In the morning of the game.
That was nice.
Perfect throw.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
Maybe you should come back as a quarterback.
I thought about it.
Hey, AAFL, have you watched any of those games?
A couple of them.
Yeah.
Yeah, it'd be fun.
I think I could play quarterback.
Why not?
I think you could probably play quarterback there, too.
I've seen you play.
Are you still as athletic as you were just a few years ago,
or has time caught up to you at all? i'm holding on for dear life you used to be able to
spin it though you used to be able to throw you like i don't know if you still i assume you still
can yeah well here's the deal like like my kids keep me young too so what i do at the football
facilities is one thing and then i go home and then i'm coach baseball dad and this and that
i'm throwing pop-ups and pitching to the kids
for in in the batting cage and all that stuff you yell at the umps I really don't we've got some
dads that that are obnoxious and I you know we always well here's the deal you always hear about
in breaking news this guy stabbed some dude in the parking lot of a hockey game and I go how the
hell does that happen and now I go oh now I know how that happen? And now I go, oh, now I know how that happens. There's some legit psychopathic people out there that I'm just like, dude, have a beer and relax, man.
So I'm not.
I usually wait until I get into the car, and then I open up a can of whoop-ass on the kids if they need it for some reason.
But I don't do it in public very often, no.
We interrupt this conversation with a barn animal.
He's a goat.
Yeah.
Barn animal is just a funny word.
Should I keep barn animal in for NXT TakeOver pre-show?
Oh, yeah.
Write it down.
Barn animal.
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Back to the barn.
Speaking of that, did you see Tom Izzo yell at his player
and then the whole world react to it?
Did you hear about this?
I heard about it.
I didn't see it.
So a Michigan State coach yelled at his guy
and then had to get held back in the huddle going after his guy again.
Optically, it looked bad on TV.
Do you see the world of sports transitioning as the… I hope not. Because I mean, old school,
right? You're the oldest of old school guy in a old school sport. Do you see the coaching
in the culture of sports changing? Well, and you're asking, I go, old guy,
what do you think about that? Well, you obviously know where my mind's at. I think that obviously
a bunch of physical, any of that kind of stuff doesn't need
to be in the sport, but I've been around some old school coaches, Parcells and Belichick and some of
these guys that, I mean, if you got a compliment, you deserve that thing because there's a lot of
ass chewing that came along with those ones. And you know what? It's kind of the way that I raise
my kids and the stuff that I do. And I, you know, I don't want to say that they respect me more because of it,
but there's only so much coddling.
They keep score because there's got to be a winner and a loser.
Has to be.
So it drives me crazy in sports when, oh, we're just all going to play
and we don't keep score and there's no winner.
No, there's a winner.
And the kids know that there's a winner.
My kids in the basketball game come, hey, Dad, we won 42 to 32.
And I'm like, no, no, you just played.
No, no, yeah, there's no score. No, we won. All right, good. Well, I don't know what we're 42 to you know 32 and i'm like no no you just no no yeah there's no
score no we won all right good well i don't know what we're trying to teach you now
hey it's a tide bs we won you know so i don't know you know i don't you know here's the deal
there's there's a there's definitely a line of too far but we when did we get so damn sensitive
it happened i don't know it's unbelievable but i do think it is a vocal minority There's definitely a line of too far, but when did we get so damn sensitive? It happened.
I don't know.
It's unbelievable. But I do think it is a vocal minority of people losing their mind about things like this,
people who have never played in a sport or yelling about how sport acts, you know what I mean?
You said psychopath earlier, the guys who kill people outside.
You're sitting right next to a psychopath.
He is from Boston, diehard New England
Patriot fan. Whenever you look back, Colts Patriots, huge rivalry, but in your head,
you can't have anything but positive thoughts about your experience in New England and being
a Patriot, I'd assume. Oh, it was a great 10 years for me. It was a lot of fun. Patriot fans are
pretty passionate about their guys. If you have a bad game,
they're going to let you know right away.
So I would say 99% positive,
and there's probably that 1% that you're like,
man, I'd love to jump up in the crowd too.
But no, here's the deal.
You can't fault people for passion.
That's awesome.
They fill their stadiums.
How about for you personally, though?
When you look back on Adam Vinatieri, when you
arrived as a Patriot and when you left as a Patriot, that has to be... Awesome. Yeah, no,
it was unbelievable. Yeah, I was welcomed in. Obviously, I had to compete against Matt Barr,
who was Bill Parcell's all-time favorite kicker. And I guess ultimately when I beat him out,
it was one of those moments. It was like, oh, my goodness, big shoes to fill, big expectations.
A little bit rocky to start with, but by the time I left,
I mean, people were embracing me and really, really appreciating
what our team accomplished the 10 years that I was there.
So even when I go back now, you know,
I'll get a sly comment every once in a while,
but then it will shortly be brought back with,
oh, but I still love you, dude, for all the stuff. Yeah, stuff yeah yeah yeah whatever we would jog on the field right there would be claps for you
and then while we're on the sideline of the game when it's happening the last time we were there i
think we lost by uh 47 or something like that but there were still comments that were being said to
vinitary like uh they would take shots because they see your names right so they'd be like uh
mccaffey fuck you whatever you, whatever, you know?
And then you would hear like a Vinatieri.
And I'm like, oh, I'm excited to hear
what these people say about Vinatieri.
And they're like, are you bum, you old bum?
And then as soon as the game's over,
the same people are like,
Vinny, my kid's got your Patriots jersey.
It was like the new-
Yeah, we signed it?
Yeah, the New England fans were such a beautiful,
your relationship with New England was a beautiful thing.
I do remember the time that you were, like, yelling back at him.
It was the end of a game, and it was irrelevant at that point.
So we responded back.
One guy was, you suck, Vinatarian.
And you were like, really?
Really?
He sucks?
Really?
And then, like, the guy's buddy in the crowd was like, yeah, man,
shut the hell up, dude.
You know better than that shit.
So it was hilarious.
I was like, yeah, Matt, go get his ass.
Good for you.
We were losing on the field, but I was ready to win a little verbal
joust if I had to do it.
I was lucky to be your teammate, man. I really was.
Likewise. And I think a lot of people
in this room
have enjoyed your career, both on and off, being
friends with me. You did it the right way,
man. The NFL is lucky to have a guy like Adam Ventari
be the all-time leading scorer.
You should know that, I think.
I appreciate it.
It's been fun.
Do you have any dope cars, or are you just an old man now with family?
What did you used to have?
You had a Lambo?
No.
A Ferrari.
I had a Ferrari.
I had a Maserati.
Yeah, I've had some fun stuff.
First night I went out with him, it was in a Ferrari.
We show parked that bitch.
Yes, we did.
Yes, we did.
We were at the
piano bar. Those assholes are like, hey,
who's the asshole with the Ferrari out front? I'm
ducking. I'm like, ah.
That was
a good time. Big preseason
win for me. I made the team.
Vinatieri, I don't think you did anything. It was a
preseason game. So I got a couple old school
cars because I'm an old school guy, but I got a
really cool 68 Ford Mustang GT.
Pretty badass.
How many ponies, I think?
That's a good question.
Just right around 500.
Manual?
Uh-huh.
Is that Eleanor?
Let's go.
No, it's not Eleanor.
But what year is Eleanor?
I don't know.
That's what I was asking.
No, it's not.
It takes us no idea.
No.
Neither do we.
I don't have a clue.
Call it 60 Seconds, Eleanor? You seen it? No, absolutely not. Oh, it idea. No. Oh, do we? I don't have a car. Call it 60 Seconds, Eleanor?
You seen it?
No, absolutely not.
Is that a...
Oh, it's a movie,
and it's a very popular car in the movie,
and it made the car very popular to us,
younger generation.
And now a mint one that comes across the block
is probably worth damn near a million bucks for it.
You have a million dollar car?
No, no, no, no, no.
Mine's not that.
But if you want to buy it for a million,
I'll sell it to you for probably half of that.
Yeah, that's very nice of you to give me a deal like that.
Hobbies include just chasing the kids, kicking balls.
Yeah, you know.
A record-breaking ranch.
You bet.
Yeah, you know me.
I'm a South Dakota kid.
I've always loved going out and hunting and fishing and screwing around.
I bought myself a nice ranch in Missouri that people can come out and hunt with me.
So check it out, everybody, if you're listening.
All 12 of you guys listening, check out my...
I'm just kidding.
Good plug.
But no, yeah.
Good plug.
But no, family's always first.
It always comes in there, but with all the football stuff.
And honestly, right now, when you get a little older,
I can't take as much time off.
Off season, nobody's around, and I'm going into the dang training room and getting rehabbed by Aaron Burrell and stuff like that. Another good plug. See that Aaron Burrell. Welcome, dude.
But yeah, you know, between, between trying to stay in shape and chasing kids around,
it occupies a lot of my time. Aaron, Kyle, all those people in the training room,
they got me back from three knee surgeries. Good people. Did you have any injuries last year?
Dealing with a little bit of hip growing stuff
and an adductor or something, something.
When I went to a game, you looked tight.
I didn't say it publicly, but you looked tight.
I think it was, what game were we in?
Bill's game.
Bill's game.
Yeah, when I was watching you go,
I was like, something looks like it's up.
Beginning of the season was a little difficult yeah was it training camp you tweaked something
or what no it was actually i tweaked it in the patriot game which was what week three or something
and then i had to deal with it for about another four or five weeks i guess until it kind of went
away you old ass well the funny thing is is they brought they brought three kickers in and here
this will go right back to the vinnie mindset that you always talk about. The most competitive human I've ever seen in my life.
So,
so I'm in the training room and I'm getting some needles and stuff in my,
let's just call it my taint area,
right?
For a better,
lack of a better term.
Grundle.
Grundle.
Yeah.
And,
uh,
you know,
and then all of a sudden I see,
uh,
that Santo kid,
uh,
another guy and another guy,
I'll come in and,
Hey,
nice to meet you. You know, Hey, I'm like, all right, and another guy all come in and, hey, nice to meet you, you know, hey, come here.
I'm like, all right, good.
Those guys are having the moment of their lives,
meeting the greatest kicker of all time.
Oh, my God.
They met me at the wrong time.
So I sat in the training room watching them kick,
and Aaron said, you know, you really oh well actually it was our our doctor our our um dr clow white said you probably should take this week off we've got to
buy a week the next week you'll be good moving forward and then uh as i saw they're watching
people do my job i said yeah there's no chance i'm missing those kids come back in get the fuck out
we ain't signing anybody with all due respect you're not going to be kicking this weekend.
Worked out all right.
They're going to hear that story, and I can't wait for the reaction.
That's beautiful.
Vinny, good luck with everything.
Thanks, brother.
Connor, do you have any questions?
No, guys like me don't ask Adam and Terry questions.
It's more just a thank you for making my life much better than it should be.
That's a factual statement.
Hell yeah.
Big time.
That guy deserves a lot of things, and greatness is one of them that should run out.
He's New England fans.
Oh, yeah.
This kid, he's 23.
23.
And Red Sox, Bruins, Patriots, his entire life he just has this winning.
12 or 13.
When were you born?
96.
95.
Oh, I was going to say, you were still swimming in your dad's nutsack when I was kicking.
Not quite.
He's definitely a millennial.
Vinny, you're the absolute
best. Thank you so much for this ball.
Thank you for your time and good luck
next year, man. Keep it
going.
I want to see how high you can stack
that all-time leading scorer thing.
50.
Let's go to 50. 50 what? 50 years of age. I want to see how high you can stack that all-time leading scorer thing. Fitty. Fitty.
Let's go to Fitty.
50 what?
50 years of age.
So Fiegel's kicked until he was what?
46?
Somebody kicked until they were 46 or something.
George Blanda.
Didn't Blanda kick until he was 50?
That's old school.
I'm going way back to an Oakland Raiders guy.
The thing about Vinny, though, and I will say this,
and I'll swing from the nutsack he was referring to earlier.
Whenever those guys were getting older and kicking,
like Morton and Gary and Jason Elam,
whenever they would kick, it was a 45 yards and in,
and that thing was getting off in a very quick off time
because it wasn't getting up quick.
So that ball was just getting punched through the uprights.
When you still kick like you're a 30-year-old,
like a 28-year-old, 25-year-old,
it's very impressive. And everybody
has told you, and I've been a part
of the conversations, that one day it's
going to not happen anymore. And I don't know
if that's ever going to happen for you. I honestly,
we had an old special teams coach, Tom McMahon. He was
with Jason Elam. He said, one day it just happened.
Like, one day, everything just went to
shit. And he was like,
that's when you'll know.
And Vinny,
I don't think it's ever
going to happen for you
because of how hard you work.
Well, we'll see.
You know,
maybe I'll bow out
before it ever happens.
Hey, you can go out on top.
I know some people
who've done that.
Yeah, but some people
also come back
for another round.
I don't need that bullshit.
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Vin and Terry's just that dude.
He's the best.
He's awesome.
Ty was talking directly afterwards about how it kind of gets lost on you
whenever you hang out with him so much because he's such a normal guy.
That dude is Hall of Famer.
Yeah.
In a league of his own.
Really is.
How about him running through the coolest moment of his career?
I had to stop him there just because it sounded so fucking outrageous.
Oh, I want to tackle Hershel Walker.
That's pretty cool.
That's a wild career he's had.
I was lucky to be a part of his whole run there for eight years.
Long time.
Long time.
Long time.
I don't know if he could still tackle Hershel Walker, by the way.
Oh, easily.
Hershel Walker was the guy we saw, right?
Yeah.
I think Herserschel Walker
may hold up a little bit
in the current age we're in, but Herschel
Walker also might be taking some things that Vinatieri
can't take because he is currently getting tested.
Well, Conor got stiff-armed by him. Was he strong?
Yeah, you could say Herschel
Walker was a little strong for sure,
but I don't know. I think he might have lost a few steps.
Adam Vinatieri might be able to catch him now.
Vinatieri caught him before.
I mean, he literally walked him.
What's Herschel Walker's name?
We've had a long hour, okay?
We've had a long hour.
Herschel.
I want to let you know that Connor just went through one of the grittiest
ad commercial segments of all time.
It's tough.
It was a pleasure.
It was a pleasure.
Connor will be releasing a commercial soon for a company,
and it involved a little bit of a 30 to 45 second rant.
And we got close to finish about 15 to 16 times.
100 times, yeah.
Yeah, 15, 1600, I think.
Yeah, that was it.
But you hit a home run, Connor.
He's an actor.
Yes.
Connor's an actor.
He's had acting lessons, he said. Yeah, I've been in a few acting classes. But you hit a home run, Connor. He's an actor. Yes. He's had acting lessons, he said.
Yeah, I've been in a few acting classes.
They didn't teach me anything, but I thought we did a pretty good job.
I think it's going to turn out hilarious, which is incredible.
Well, you heard him say Herschel Walker there, and he said it wrong.
That happened at a pretty rapid rate outside while we were recording the commercial
because it is very much a you get it.
Yeah, sure.
But when a company pays for something, they expect you to actually get it you know what i
mean they expect you to to say the words individually but that's not how we roll here
no sometimes you're just gonna you're gonna talk too fast that the words kind of go together yeah
exactly you know sometimes you got to do that thing you got to do speaking of talking fast
logic tweeted me oh yeah excuse. Yeah, the rapper Logic?
Yeah.
Heard of him.
He tweeted me.
He released an album two days ago.
Yes.
It's a new album, Supermarket.
There's a red hot chili peppers feel to it, kind of an alternative music feel to it.
Well, I like that.
He sings in there, plays the guitar, I believe.
It's not a rap album.
It's very different than a...
I've never heard anything from Logic like this.
It's a whole new album.
Good for him. He released it on Tuesday, though though and somebody tweeted to him sorry logic there's a new pat
mcafee show podcast i'll have to listen to your new album tomorrow got him so i replied yep even
wait till you hear what i did come on i wrote it was a it was a two-word tweet sorry logic wow huh that's awesome i said sorry logic and then he said damn you pat with an
asterisk shakes fist so i get a screenshot from a company that we work with on a regular basis
that's like hey this is how you get guests on your podcast you fucking dummy respond right so
they basically said like respond to this guy. Maybe he'll be a guest.
I responded to him.
I said, hey, man, Indica Badu and I have taken plenty of trips to Cloud 9 together.
It's a great song with Wiz Khalifa.
I respect it a lot.
And I think our friendship is what we like to call budding.
It is spring.
He hasn't answered, though, by the way.
One tweet from a guy with five words and an asterisk in it.
I don't know if that's a friendship, but I think we might be able to get him on the show.
All right.
We're in the soil.
It's looking good.
He's an interesting mind.
He is.
He has a good brain.
Interesting brain.
This album, very interesting.
This new album he just released is very interesting.
You tell it, he's an artist.
He's like an artist artist.
You know what I mean?
What were you going to say, Gorms?
No, I was just going to say, he dropped an album.
He'll get back to you.
Give him a day, an extra day or something to get everything ironed out,
and he'll be on.
It's a busy time for him.
NFL's all-time leading scorer on the show Thursday.
Yes.
Logic on the show in a couple of days.
That's kind of how it goes here.
Standard.
I love that.
Nobody's doing that on their own anymore.
No.
Logic?
Yeah, yeah.
He played in the NHL playoffs.
There it is.
I actually mocked him.
I believe I mocked the whole situation.
I was like, yeah. I believe we did, too. Rightfully so. NHL playoffs. I actually mocked him. I believe I mocked the whole situation. I was like, yeah.
I believe we did too.
Rightfully so.
NHL fans are looking for Logic to perform.
That is, when you think of the NHL playoffs,
you think of Logic.
Then I dove into Logic's music,
and I was like, oh, this guy, really fucking good.
Still not the right call for the NHL.
Correct.
Who put Keith Urban out there in the train
and all these things.
It kind of missed the boat.
I honestly think it's just like a couple people in the NHL
administration office that are like,
oh, what are you into these days?
Oh, I just listened to a new Logic song.
Oh, let's book them.
Oh, what are you into right now?
Keith Urban.
Let's get them.
You think our fans like it?
Fuck them.
We're on national TV anyways.
Just go ahead and put fucking train out there.
You nailed it.
Bare Naked Ladies you're still free.
Hey, I don't judge, by the way.
I'll take a trip down to Stouser Lane with them if they want to any day of the week.
If you have the power to pick who's going out there and you just pick people you like
and not people that anybody else likes, I think that's BD either.
That's big time BD.
I believe that is a big dick move.
Yeah, you got to respect it.
Is the NHL the
hardest sports organization to book for?
I wouldn't even know what NHL fans were looking
for in a musician. Are you kidding me?
Who? Seager.
Ted Nugent.
You think so? Oh yeah.
Really? If I'm going to a Vegas
Knights game, I want fucking Seager
on the ice with a guitar
before the game. Okay okay so you're thinking
like old school old classic rock is nhl talk and that's hockey talk didn't they book snoop dog
it was the one who sang they have a good relationship with snoop snoop did the all-star
game yeah he was just dj not rapping right well the nhl is kind of like me right logic sent me
one tweet i got excited excited and I responded.
The NHL saw Snoop mention NHL one time.
I was like, oh, we love you too.
It's exactly a little bit of a desperation thing.
That's fair.
But when Snoop commentated that game, incredible stuff. Oh, yeah.
Ron Burgundy commentating the game, also incredible stuff.
I think Will Ferrell should stop being Will Ferrell, by the way,
and just be Ron Burgundy for the rest of his life.
I think you're right.
I don't know if there's anything wrong with that, by the way.
I don't either.
Everybody loves Ron Burgundy.
Ron Burgundy never misses.
How's his podcast doing?
Is it on the list?
Is it like steak fries? Is that too much Ron Burgundy?
I don't know.
Too much potato? Too much Ron Burgundy?
It's a lot. I've never enjoyed a comparison
like that in my entire life. Well doneurgundy. It's a lot. I've never enjoyed a comparison like that in my entire life.
Thank you.
Well done, sir.
Well, it's like me.
You know, it's like me.
It's too much me sometimes.
I was on Mina Kimes' podcast.
She's at ESPN.
She's repped by the same agency that I'm repped by.
Agency.
We'll see.
TBD.
TBD.
We'll see.bd tbd we'll see asterix but i went on her show and um she started like promoting
my podcast or whatever and i was like i would like to give a warning here though you know like
not for everybody not everybody should just go jump into my podcast and then hate me forever
for it you know i i some people can only take me in doses i understand some people think i'm a
liquor a liquor a shot other people think i'm a beer some people think i'm water and just drink
me down every fucking day that's cool it's good for you i'm a big fan of all of you people
all of you people but uh sometimes i would believe ron burgundy a character is probably
a i don't know i mean i've never listened to the podcast i was gonna think i was gonna think
it's only a doses thing,
but then I thought to his video,
and then I thought to the movie where that was an hour and a half of him.
Anyways, and I was like, I enjoy it.
If we get Jackie Moon a podcast, I think I'll be fucking over the moon.
Now, I mean, that's a whole different story.
Now you're talking about something I could listen to.
Jackie Moon talk for days.
Guy's a motivator.
Ron's up there.
He's doing okay.
He's in the top ten in a comedy podcast.
Sherlock Holmes, not so much.
Ron Burgundy, Jackie Moon, yes.
I mean, sometimes you got to step into that plate and swing to bat.
And every once in a while, that thing's going to curve and drop off the table for you.
But every once in a while, you're going to hit a fucking home run.
And Ron Burgundy was that.
And Jackie Moon was that.
Jackie Moon was...
Ricky Bobby.
Another one.
Another great character.
And also his gif of him telling his kid that she needs to relax.
That gif is always placed.
I use that one all the time.
Pearl?
Yeah.
We're on one today.
Oh, yeah.
It's been a good convo.
We've got to be a dumbest group of humans.
Up there.
Mostly.
Top four.
This small business survives somehow.
Thrives, actually.
Because the people listening to this show are incredible.
They really are. The best. And the people listening to this show should think about learning a little
bit more about themselves yes oh yeah you like this show so what's that mean you got a good brain
yes i think so you got good personality uh-huh thank you you enjoy having a good time with life
and not being a pessimist and hating everything right you look for the positive in things yeah
absolutely sometimes where's all that come from i mean they listen to you like i don't think we and hating everything. Correct. You look for the positive in things. Yeah, absolutely. Sometimes.
Where's all that come from?
I mean, they listen to you.
Like, I don't think we have a bunch of Knicks listening.
Negative.
Negative Knicks.
I don't think so.
There's a few.
Probably no more Knicks.
Two or three.
I don't think Knicks are big fans of us,
but I think they're big fans of Nick,
but I don't think there's a lot of big Knicks listening.
No.
Yeah, I think it's follow your show.
I don't know if that was a show. Never not Nick.
Well, Nick is Irish.
He is.
Really?
3.9%.
Oh, you know how Nick found out
that he's 3.9% optimist?
How?
3.9% Irish, 3.9% great?
How?
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Finitari, also in the Italian club.
Yes, that's true.
Very Italian.
Heels Eat too?
I don't think so.
I don't think so either.
Heels Eat has actually, we just did a vote,
banned from the Italian club.
Back to Paisan, Adam Vinatieri.
Nope. Back to the
conversation.
What are you naming your kid?
Not Pearl.
That's what I'm saying. That made me think of
that's an interesting name for a child.
I really like who is in the NCAA tournament for Tennessee, right?
Admiral.
Yeah.
Strong name.
Yeah.
Admiral, by the way, top of the tops when it comes to the military.
General.
Something like that.
Just demand respect.
Admiral is above general, though.
Admiral is the guy, right?
I don't want to have too much responsibility or too much respect.
Well, he's a dig.
He won't have too much responsibility.
Brad Harvey.
WWE Hall of Famer. His middle name
is Sargent.
Sarge. I like that name
a lot. I've grown.
I threw it out here in a podcast a couple months
ago. Doctor is my kid's name.
It's really coming around
on me, by the way.
Sam, not so much, but me.
Me calling my kid, what's up, Doc?
Oh, my God.
Dr. McAfee?
Oh, yeah.
Doc McAfee.
Yeah.
Yeah, like Doc Holliday.
Yes.
I had a buddy growing up.
His nickname was Doc.
It's great.
One of the best nicknames you can have.
Seriously.
Doc Hammer?
Coolest Wild West figure of all time.
Who?
Doc Holliday.
That's on me.
Also, Marshall Head Coach.
Yeah.
Also, Roy Holliday.
Wasn't he Doc Holliday as well? Yeah. There it is, yeah. Yeah. So, Roy Holiday. Wasn't he Doc Holiday as well?
Yeah.
There it is, yeah.
Yeah.
So Doc is probably going to be my kid's name.
If he becomes a doctor, though, is he Dr. Doc?
He'd be Dr. McAfee because they use last names.
You call your doctor last name?
Yeah.
What?
Oh, yeah.
I believe you.
I don't think you just walk in.
Hey, Dr. Jose, what's up?
Dr. Henry says, let me do it for you.
Who's Dr. Henry? My doctor. You still go to your child's doctor. His last name's Henry? Dr. Henry says, let me do it. Who's Dr. Henry?
My doctor.
You still go to your child's doctor.
His last name's Henry?
I don't think so.
I mean, Dr. Phil.
It is Dr. Phil.
Oh.
True.
And Dr. Drew.
Yeah.
Those are TV doctors.
I will never say what I just almost said.
You almost did say it.
I almost said something bad about Dr. Phil.
He was a Jeopardy club. what I almost said. I almost said something bad about Dr. Phil. I have always been
a friend of people
who know me by Phil.
I think
it's like whenever
people assassinate somebody, it's three words.
It's their middle name included.
When you're an active doctor, I think it's the last
name. You get famous, it becomes the first name.
Well, Dr. Oz. What's Dr. Oz? What's your last name? That's a last name. You get famous, it becomes the first name. Correct. Well, Dr. Oz.
What's Dr. Oz?
What's your last name?
That's a fake name.
No, no, no.
Frank Oz.
You ever hear of him?
Hollywood guy?
Dr. Oz.
He's a tough guy.
He's tough.
He's tough.
He's before Ellen or after Ellen?
I think he might be after Ellen here in Indianapolis.
If he's before, he's getting replaced.
Oh, yeah, because before Ellen's going kelly clarkson
yep that show's gonna be great the uh dr oz show though is not meant for me you know what i mean
they're not trying to make me a fan no what does he know he i think find you a rut in brazil to
take you know dig up a rut in brazil and eat that and make you feel younger and shit like that. Are you saying root? Root. Root. What?
The tree has roots.
A root in the ground.
Oh, boy.
You're calling it root?
A root is like a house. A house.
R-O-O-T.
Root.
So a house has walls on the side.
There's a floor on the bottom.
And then the thing that's on the top, what's that called?
The roof.
You're an asshole.
The roof. What if I fall off the roof?'re from detroit yeah yeah detroit area but i tim allen says it's the exact same way santa claus what happens if i fall off the roof yeah i've heard this before
too yeah i don't say it that way but i've heard it before yeah this is you and tim allen say it
the same way right i still can't get over the steak fries thing i swear to god it's stuck in
my head you're so right it's overkill with fucking steak it's unbelievable I swear to God, it's stuck in my head. You're so right. It's overkill with fucking steak fries.
It's unbelievable. It's such overkill.
And I never put that together in 50
years. I'll just get a baked potato if I want
that much. Thank you. No, it's not mine.
I'm just saying, I heard it from you for
the first time. Thank you.
All right.
It's a great point.
I went backwards.
Great job, Pat.
There it is.
Fucking guys put his roots in the ground and said,
hey, I'm here to play.
Spell, say R-U-T.
Rut.
Spell R-O-O-T.
Rut.
Spell rut.
What does a dog say?
Rough.
That's just how he talks.
It's just my thing.
Hey, we communicate.
You know what I'm talking about.
I know what you're talking about.
Who cares how you say it?
Sam says pillow.
Have I talked about this?
Oh, yeah.
Pillow.
I used to say milk.
I still do.
I think it's a Pittsburgh thing.
Hey, how about this?
Fair and square layer.
Yeah, I'll be back in a minute.
I'm going up to the toilet.
Oh, toilet. That's like my mom's sister's. That's how they would say it. I don't hate minute. I'm going up to the toilet. Oh, toilet.
That's like my mom's sister's.
That's how they would say it.
I don't hate that.
I don't hate it either.
And they say warsh.
Yeah, warsh is another one.
How about whenever people say, I'm going all the ways over to all the ways.
All the ways.
All the ways.
Every which way.
All of them.
No, yeah, but we agree when say that That we're only going to one
We're not taking
They are saying it as
They're going
I'm going all the ways
California
Yeah yeah
It's just one
You're not going all the ways
You're not taking the Oregon Trail
Well you gotta start somewhere
And then you gotta end somewhere
Everything in the middle
Is all the ways
Well no no
You could take all the ways
In the middle
But you just take one way
Yeah so
So you're taking all the way
Yeah
Yeah I'm saying Not all the ways
because there might be 20 different ways.
Why are they naming it after that then?
Waze?
Because it's everybody driving. Waze.
Yeah, there's people on the way.
Yeah, there is people on the way.
There's people coming, there's people going.
They're on their Waze.
And there's many different ways to go.
Because it's not just one person.
And Waze is all about finding the different different way to get around the different ways to
get around oh all the ways different ways to get to the spot and they get ways around cops
that's probably what it is by the way incredible invention the ways oh it's oh yeah great the
roadhawks used it whenever we were going over to Cleveland.
I mean, it's a great invention, but shout out to the users, too.
I actually update it when they see a cop and put it in there.
Because you don't have to do that.
I do.
I participate.
You should.
Oh, I told Nick, because I've never been a part of this community,
this Waze community before.
I never used it.
And we were driving to Cleveland.
I was driving to Cleveland.
Cracked a windshield.
Got it fixed.
Shout out, Nick.
Shout out to the windshield people.
And that rock, though, man, came out of nowhere. Safe flight, Auckland. It Cracked a windshield. Got it fixed. Shout out, Nick. Shout out to the windshield people. And that rock, though, man.
It came out of nowhere.
Safe flight, Auckland.
It's like a mortar.
Unbelievable.
Probably should have put that on a business account.
Business probably should pay for that.
It's a business trip.
You know what?
Don't worry about it.
Cover fire insurance.
Yeah, WWE expense, maybe.
This business does a lot for me.
I'd like to do something for them.
Oh, yeah.
Great job, Nick.
Well said. Great job, Nick. Well said.
Great job, Nick.
That a boy, Nick.
Wipe your chin.
All right.
But we were going on a way zap, and we were driving over there,
and it told us that a cop was coming.
Yeah.
And I thought it was bullshit.
I thought it was complete bullshit.
You called bullshit.
I was like, how does this thing know?
And then we got up, and there was a cop right there.
And then Nick put in a little button said yep there is a cop firm saw
it too and i was like oh look at this community look at this community everybody helping everybody
everybody helping everybody we were lied to a couple times about crashes and shit but that
just means nobody updated it so when we back up nick updated it and said there's no crash it's
like a real community that's only as good as its users. Yes. Could I be a Waze troll
and put in an accident
that doesn't exist?
You will get your ass
run out of the Waze.
You can.
Not me personally,
but can somebody be?
You can,
but then when nobody
thumbs ups it
as they go by it,
it just disappears.
Yeah, actually,
if I know Nick right,
he's going to thumbs down
that thing
and it's going to be gone
before you even
can spell Waze, bro.
Gotcha.
Just curious.
They got the nice thing too, like when you're driving at night, it'll tell you if there's like a spell ways, bro. Gotcha. Just curious. They got the nice thing, too.
Like, when you're driving at night, it'll tell you if there's, like, a car on the shoulder.
Oh, yeah.
You know?
I mean, they cover their bases.
Potholes, you name it.
The app is only as strong as its people.
Yeah, exactly.
A show is only as good as its listeners.
That's true.
And a wolf pack is only as strong as its weakest wolf.
It's true.
Wolf.
Wolf.
Rough.
You can get wolf hats right now.
And just act like they don't represent the pub.
Just act like it represents being a part of the wolf pack.
Yeah.
A lot of people with husky dogs i had a friend who had a half wolf half german shepherd
that's a big dog that motherfucker was a husky wolf that thing was big bro oh yeah they're like
really large oh yeah i howled with that thing it put its shoulders right up on the back of my back as i walked away and tried to me uh the old mating call yeah so i
found out that my how by the way like right there on that show pretty sexy yeah there's some dogs
getting some red rockets right there i just want to let you know i'm not saying it i'm not saying
it you would never say it diablo the half wolf half german shepherd told me that after i howled
one time great yeah i should have known diablo probably going to be a little bit of a problem.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Bringing the devil out.
He literally fucked me out of the house.
Like, I turn around and leave, and that thing just went bang, bang, boom, and I walked out
the front door.
I was like, I think I'm a dead man.
He's like, no, he just likes you.
Apparently.
That's a wild name for a dog, but I like it.
Diablo?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's awesome.
He was all white. Yeah, he was like it. Diablo? Oh, yeah. It's awesome. He was all white.
Yeah, he was like white and gray.
It was awesome looking.
It was in West Virginia.
He had an entire layer in the back that he could just kind of roam.
He was a wolf, man.
I was scared, though.
I go to the house, and I'm told, like, hey, you want to meet Diablo?
No.
Come on, man. Have you ever met a half meet Diablo? No. Come on, man.
Have you ever met a half-wolf dog?
Yeah.
They're bad.
No, but that's what I said.
No.
No, I haven't.
And I said, I don't want to either.
I've never met a real wolf.
I've never met a half-wolf.
I don't want to meet any wolf.
So he goes, no, no, just stay right here.
Brings his motherfucker in.
He might as well just jump up on top of the TV.
That thing was the most athletic dog I've ever seen.
It was the size of a horse.
And he was like, just howl with him.
Howl with him.
He'll like you.
And then all of a sudden, we started howling.
And I had a pretty good little howl.
And I did feel like we had a moment.
I did feel like we had a real moment.
Kind of two wolves in the night.
You know what I mean?
Ow, ow.
Well, one and a half wolf in the middle of the night.
That poor German shepherd mother.
Yeah, she got plowed.
You're going to that sanctuary
your next brother went to.
Yeah, it was just one of them, though.
I feel like I could have fought the wolf
if I had to.
It's like a shark.
You punch him in the nose.
If a wolf is coming after you, punch him in the nose.
Pull its hair.
Maybe squeeze its tail. Poke him in the eye. Pull the hair against the grain, not in the mouth. That's where I'd start. Pull its hair. Yep, pull its hair out. Yep, there you go. Maybe squeeze its tail.
Are you guys serious?
Poke him in the eye.
Poke him in the eye.
Pull the hair against the grain,
not with the grain.
Yeah, because it'll cause a knot.
One up or two down.
Yeah, exactly.
Up, up, down, down maybe.
I'm being serious.
Won't a wolf laugh at you
if you punch it in the face?
Not when you bite it in its ear.
Yeah.
You bite it in its ear.
Then it can't hear.
Laugh.
Keep laughing,
then you grab its tongue.
Oh, yeah,
because then you rip the tongue.
What do you mean tongue?
You're going to put your hand in a fucking wolf's mouth?
If you have to.
It's blind already.
This is a fight for your life.
It's a fight to the death.
You're going to do anything you can do to the wolf.
Arian Foster said he could beat a wolf, and it started quite a debate.
And you're saying you think Arian Foster lied?
What?
That he could beat a wolf.
Arian Foster is not lying.
No, he's not lying.
He's just, he doesn't have enough information that he's making.
Oh, so he's ignorant?
Wow.
He's very educated, intelligent man.
Yeah, he's smart.
He writes raps.
I like Arian Foster.
I've always, I like the way he advanced the football too on Sunday.
Oh, yeah.
I really did.
But, I'm taking a wolf against man every time.
Is this like a you man?
Every man.
Is it like a gritty Connor guy who just
did an hour and a half
for a 45 second read
and refused to give up?
You think the wolf
is going to give up
after four or five
misreads?
Yeah, it is.
It's going to quit.
It doesn't know grit.
It's the top of the
food chain.
Top of the food chain.
Drooling for the mouth.
Out in the middle
of the mountain.
It's like the big bird
in Avatar.
You've got to get
your ass up there
and ride that big bird
and all of a sudden
you're the big bird now.
Who's the big wolf now?
Who's how?
Attack from above.
I'm just saying one on one I'm taking the dog.
Brock Lesnar can be the wolf.
Oh yeah.
No problem.
He would snap that fucking wolf's
neck with a suplex.
Just like Nick did to Evan Fox earlier
in the trampoline. Oh my goodness. Good suplex. Give him city. Just like Nick did to Evan Fox earlier in the trampoline.
Oh my goodness.
Good suplex.
Give him credit.
Hey, by the way,
I'm on the Wolf side,
so I...
I really am.
I think Wolf kills most people.
Yeah, I think you're right.
Definitely some humans.
But even if he went first
on Lesnar and got his,
you know, jugular...
He's not going to beat Les...
No.
What are you talking about?
Lesnar is not going
to let that happen.
You think Brock Lesnar
loses to anything?
I didn't say lose.
I'm just saying...
Universal champion.
Hey, the first fucking bite is the most powerful.
That's some bitches coming in here.
That is the reigning, defending, undisputed, heavyweight champion of the world, Brock Lesnar.
I'd probably take that guy who was fighting backyard fights down in Miami.
Kimbo?
Kimbo.
I'd probably take Kimbo.
Hey, I'll tell you what.
The dial-up internet to see Kimbo knock out people in the hood was fucking...
Those are glory days.
You millennials would never got to understand.
He knocked out Big Mac.
Can you do the dial-up noise?
No.
I remember it.
I heard it once or twice, but never experienced it.
You got mail. noise no i remember i heard it once or twice but never experienced it you literally get home and you just you would go on the internet to do aim and then your next thing would be like okay did kimbo beat any poor sack of shit up and then you would find that
and then you would you would go on the aim you'd shoot your shots and then you i'd go kick a
soccer ball gets the wall that was my whole life. Was that your away message?
What a clever away message at first.
Some sort of rap lyrics.
Yeah, and then the little icon thing in the corner.
My little guy, he was an asshole for like five years.
He said, like, I'm better than you and I know it.
Oh, the buddy icon.
Yeah, I went full heel there for a while.
That's when I was shaving my legs.
I was getting booed out of gyms
you gotta buy into the character yeah i did i was full character and it did i mean people
hate me still to this day probably because that's on them do you guys ever watch bum fights oh
we were in atlanta for the sugar bowl my freshman year and it was uh we're at i think we're at a
hooters maybe downtown and we had to run back to the hotel.
We had curfew in six, seven minutes.
And there was like 30 of us just like sprinting down the street
to get to our hotel.
Maybe three nights, two nights before the game.
Sprinting to our hotel and we stop in an alley.
There was a fucking like a crowd.
It was a bum fight.
So obviously we stopped and we had to watch it like
the whole team is just like peeking their head down an alley and you got people betting on people
and then the one those things were so quick the one bum knocked out the one person we cheered and
then we sprinted back to the hotel i saw a real life bum fight filming i watched a real life bum
fight filming and those things were very sad to watch what you want to do too you don't want to
linger because yeah it gets sad and then you might get guilty by association we've
seen we've seen a few in the south side there's a good good place i watched one right out front
here today yeah yeah two old white guys oh yeah yeah one guy didn't do something to the other guy
he was supposed to do and the other guy pushed him and therefore and there was just uh they don't
have good gravity or like, what's that called?
Balance.
Balance.
Agility.
The bums,
anything,
yeah,
homes,
strength.
Bums don't have good homes.
Center of gravity,
I believe.
Morals.
Yeah.
Didn't Zito,
didn't you have a square off
with a bum?
Didn't you do something worse?
Yeah,
he was looting Zito's car.
Oh,
yeah,
if you ever see a gray
North Face out there,
guys,
make sure to just send me a DM.
I'm still,
it's summer now, so I don't need it, but winter's going to come around.
I'm going to need it then.
Winter's coming.
Yeah.
Game of Thrones.
Hey, Game of Thrones.
Big news.
When's that coming out for you guys?
4-14.
Two weeks from Sunday.
4-14.
You fucking.
Master Sunday.
Master Sunday.
Big Sunday.
You're going to catch up?
Oh, so a guy sent me a 17-minute video.
Oh, really?
He said congratulations, here it is 17 minute video to catch up
I didn't watch it yet
You're probably going to watch it
15 minutes before the episode starts
That's actually a very good idea
When the episode starts, I'll watch that one
So I can go back and skip the commercials
It's a live tweeting event though
Skip the beginning too.
I don't think my demo is...
You're a good live tweeter.
This game, you know how it is.
Come on.
Is the internet your demo?
Barriers breaks them down.
The show's literally about busting down walls.
That's what I heard with family.
Here and there.
31 seconds,
32 seconds.
You think they're busting with their family?
Cause we got something for them.
Don't we?
Oh yeah.
If he needs any help,
you said game of Thrones,
Moses,
the needle.
Oh yeah.
More than,
more than Bob.
That's tough.
More than,
more than Bob Griffin.
Triple sticks.
Yes.
He does.
I don't know.
The thing about Bob Griffin is he picks up the needle and puts it down.
Game of Thrones is just moving it side to side.
Are you a Game of Thrones guy, Todd?
Yeah, and I would like for them to integrate this into the next season.
Here we go.
We were talking about how they like to have sex within the family on Game of Thrones.
Incestual.
And mixing it with his ejaculating too soon.
You're like the worst person in the world
if you are into incest and you're a premature ejaculator.
You are just the worst male human being on the planet, I feel like.
Now your aunt's no bonnet.
I mean, when your sister's complaining That you don't last long enough
Just the worst person to walk the planet
Yeah
Can't even go to the family dinner table
Can't even go to dinner
Is that a napkin?
Did you hear about
Did you hear about Carl?
Yeah a lot.
Last night he fucked our daughter,
who's also his sister.
Her words, not ours, came way too quick.
Carl, go sit at the fucking pre-ejaculation table.
That's a funny sitting.
Does that happen at Game of Thrones?
Do they talk about their sex with their incest?
No, they like to keep that under wraps mostly.
At this point, they are pretty open about it.
So is Game of Thrones like Vikings?
They cut off a lot of dicks.
They're all about cutting dicks off.
Great show.
Can't wait.
They're like, you see the dick getting cut off?
No.
They just say that they're going to cut your dick off?
You see the lead up and you see the after effects.
What is the after effects?
What did they call them?
Unix, right?
Unix they were called.
Unix, yes.
Yeah, they would castrate them completely.
And that one guy that happened to.
That Lord Varys.
Yeah, changed him forever.
He's a freak.
Can't trust him.
Can't trust him.
Is that an Inside Game of Thrones joke?
Yeah.
Spoiler.
He's castrated. And literally, you know what they say literally what they say is you've been castrated, which means you're
a lesser person than you were.
True and that guy's true.
Hey, kind of sexist, huh?
Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah, kind of messed up.
Non-binary.
Correct.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
What's that mean?
Non-binary means you don't-
One zero.
Like-
I think that's kind of correct.
What did you say?
One and zero.
That's binary code.
Yeah, same thing.
I don't think so.
Non-binary.
A little coding joke.
I missed that in Thrones.
This is not educational enough for me.
Steve, what's his name? Smith uh sam smith is non-binary
we found that out a couple weeks ago yes the singer from england which raised a lot of questions like
what award can he be up for is it is it because if he he said he doesn't identify as a male or
a female he is non-binary so will there be a non-binary? Is this a way? It's like Florida Georgia Line.
They had two of them so they could say they were a group.
So they would win all the group awards.
This is a way to win your own award, right?
Because you're just in your own category of your own.
He was a chick?
Huh?
He was a chick?
No, he doesn't identify as either.
Non-binary.
There's no code involved.
Don't associate.
So I'll hit you.
It's a lot for Zito to handle.
Zito's mind just got blown
right there. I think you have to add a category
for everything. The Oscars,
the Emmys, the Grammys.
Wait, how come they haven't done that yet?
Are they judging people?
I think they are. So they get up on that stage
and yell at me every single time about how
terrible the world is.
And they're a bunch of labelers.
Wow.
Trying to assign genders.
Sam Smith will change it, though.
Sam Smith will go down as legendary manager.
He can change the award shows.
He can sing, though.
He, she can sing.
I can't say that.
Pronouns.
The person known as?
Sam Smith can sing very well.
What if I don't want to say Sam Smith the entire time?
I say, Sam, that's my fiance.
How am I supposed to describe Sam Smith?
The musician.
The figure known as.
The musician formerly known as Sam Smith.
No, he's still Sam Smith.
He's still again.
You're right, though.
They have to create something for them that's equivalent to he and she.
Yeah, because in the English language, that happens.
And he's from England.
What if the award show goes, what do you got in your shorts?
Just tell me.
What do you got in your shorts?
Jesus Christ!
You suck, Gordon!
Hey, it's not about what you physically have.
It's about how you identify inside.
You can have a penis and balls, but identify essentially as something wrong.
But I'm saying for the award shows, they have to categorize.
So if there's a way.
No, that's what we're saying is we think the award shows have been judging
and forcing Sam Smith into a category that Sam Smith hasn't wanted to be in.
They're still utilizing this archaic system of assigning people genders.
Yes.
It can't be best female performance.
It can't be best male performance.
It can be best dick performance and best vagina performance. Nope. Nope. It can't be best female performance. It can't be best male performance. It's going to be best dick performance
and best vagina performance.
Nope.
Nope.
Can't do that.
Best binary, I think, right?
Well, can't do that because it's non-binary.
Oh, yeah.
Why can't you do mine?
Well, because...
He can't.
He can't.
He can't take his pants off.
You can't.
You can't force him to tell you.
You can't talk about those things.
Take their pants off.
How about this?
Shut up and sing, Sam. We'll listen. How about that? Just shut up and sing. We don't care them to tell you. You can't talk about those things. Take their pencil. How about this? Shut up and sing, Sam.
We'll listen.
How about that?
Just shut up and sing.
We don't care what you identify with.
Your songs are great.
We love you.
Shut up and sing.
You can't treat them like garbage.
No, we love them either way.
There it is again.
You said him.
Yeah.
You need to stop.
Sorry, Sam.
Life's tough.
Sorry, Smith.
I can't say Mr.
No.
Can't say Mrs.
Sorry, the human known with the last name Smith.
Who sings?
How about dude?
No.
No?
Well, no, it's both ways.
No.
I don't think so.
I call Chase dude.
Dude.
What about the person?
A lot of you want to get laid.
That's your problem.
Oh, I figured it out.
Yeah, there it is.
Call him girls dude.
We're sailing from here.
Get you in a problem.
I call mine dude every once in a while.
Oh, there we go.
I'll tap.
She doesn't like it.
He's had sex, though.
That's the difference.
All right, can't wait.
I'll try this week out.
Hey, give it a go.
Go see Diablo and how that might work.
That's it for today.
Thanks, Vinatieri.
I'll tell you what.
If people decide to listen because Adam Vinatieri's on the show
and then they caught this back half year,
I'm so excited and thankful for you.
This is a pretty regular occurrence.
Thanks again for the steak fries.
Yeah.
There we go.
I'm happy I could do that.
Todd, referencing a few things to fix the world.
Diggs had quite a day.
Frankie Marotta, we had hockey talk in there, didn't we?
Yes, we did.
Unprompted.
It just happened.
It did.
Organically.
Every Thursday at noon.
Pro, pro, pro bets every day at noon.
Boys, we'll give you gambling picks that you will use and you will win.
Lots of information.
What were you going to say there?
Use and abuse.
That was on me, though.
Abuse all the cash that you're going to win.
Yes.
There it is.
Oh, abuse your bookie with the Bro Bro Bro Bets.
Well said.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Boston Connor completed a feat today that nobody thought he could do. Hey, trials and tribulations.
The mountain was very tall.
The mountain seemed as if it had no peak in sight
whenever we were about 40, 45 minutes into the thing
and he was going backwards, falling down the mountain,
head over heels, concussion after concussion,
screaming, stumbling, bumbling, mumbling, yelling,
all the way back down to base camp at the bottom of the mountain but what did
you do you got back on that donkey and you rode all the way back up to that mountain yeah almost
reached the peak almost reached the climax of the mountain you fell down a couple more times yeah
we watched it in front of the live audience then what you do you got a new donkey didn't you
you straddled that donkey
and you rode that thing
to the top of that mountain.
You're goddamn right.
And how was the picture at the top?
How was the view?
Feels damn good.
That's right.
We all lost plenty of hours
out of our lives,
but it was incredible
to watch Conor fight through his brain,
not telling his mouth
to say the right thing
for a 35-second read.
But I think we all learned something today.
We did. Conor won't quit. He will not quit. He does not quit any.
We thought there was a chance maybe Connor was a quitter.
Turns out he is not.
And Connor, from all
of us to you, we are proud
of you.
Thanks guys.
Thank you.
I'm proud of Foxy for standing there for an hour and a half
and just taking it in the ears.
Talking about steak freaks. Whenever this commercial of Foxy for standing there for an hour and a half and just taking it in the ears. Talking about steak freaks.
Whenever this commercial comes out,
know that there was a lot of work that got into this thing.
Might seem like a quick video.
It was not.
It was not.
Foxy had an incredible performance.
Ty Schmidt.
Zito, hey, you were a little bit alive today.
Last couple of days, you was a little quiet, wasn't he?
He was.
I was worried about it.
I ate breakfast this morning.
That's what happened.
It all comes around, guys.
He had breakfast before
10 a.m. delivered to the office
and then he had two Chinese meals delivered
at 3 o'clock.
It was a bistro set.
He's fully back. Zito's all the way back.
Heel Z, it's gone, huh?
No, no, he's back. He took a photo earlier with us.
Where? When?
With Vinny.
Heel Z, it's in with Vinny you'll see oh yeah he's in
there and me i'm in there too no boy actual zito and he'll zito's in there oh yeah both of them
i don't know who i am now a binary i don't think that's the show hashtag end game hashtag end game
we're putting together a glory day slideshow of everybody. We got a lot of entrants on the Twitter.
Let's keep that going.
We need Glory Days photos from back in the day.
It is throwback Thursday.
We're going to put together a montage because just like we said earlier,
this show is only as good as its listeners.
And you guys are the greatest of all time.
Let's put together this Glory Days package.
Let's have a great time.
And Heartland Radio 2.0 tomorrow.
Bangers coming.
Friday.
Bangers coming from Franklin Miraldo. Bro, bro, bro 2.0 tomorrow. Bangers coming. Friday, bangers coming from Franklin Miraldo.
Brubber Brubets is tomorrow.
And also, our WrestleMania road trip starts on Sunday night.
We're going to be in an RV.
Roadhawks picked up a couple birds.
We're going to be traveling from Hershey, Baltimore, D.C., Philly, New York,
all within the next week from Sunday to Wednesday.
And then we'll be in New York City for Wrestlemania.
A lot of content coming, man.
If you enjoy us, we appreciate you.
If you don't, I probably don't like you either.
It's more on you than it is on me.
It's all right.
Plenty of fish to see.
Whenever I hang out, Not a big deal.
For the listeners, I can't wait to see you and meet you.
We're going to go on tour at some point.
Can't wait to see you all.
You're the best.
Ty Schmidt, hit the music. Hit the music.
Just take those old records off the shelf.
I said listen to them by myself
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time of rock and roll
Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
That kind of music just soothes my soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old-timey rock and roll
Won't go to hear them play a tango I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playing old-time rock and roll
Call me a rat, call me what you will
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
That kind of music just soothes my soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time of rock and roll
Still like that old time of rock and roll That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time of rock and roll
Still like that old time of rock and roll
That kind of music just soothes my soul
I reminisce about the days of old With that old time rock'n'roll
I still like that old time rock'n'roll That kind of music just soothes my soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time of rock and roll
Still like that old time of rock and roll