The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 060 - The Road To Wrestlemania

Episode Date: April 2, 2019

On today's show, Pat and the other Roadhawks come to you live from a hotel in Baltimore on their trek to Met Life Stadium for Wrestlemania. They discuss the road trip so far, discussing the content Pat has made for the WWE and their time in Hershey, PA for a WWE live event, to Washington D.C. where they got an exclusive tour of the capitol from sitting US Representative from Ohio's 16th congressional district and Pat's former Colts teammate, Anthony Gonzalez, to winding up at a mansion outside of Washington D.C. for dinner. They also cover Foxy's rough week so far, the NCAA tournament and whether or not Coach K blew his utilization of Zion down the stretch against Michigan St. and Pat's budding fan hood for Purdue basketball. Pat and the Roadhawks also discuss how they're out on April Fools Day and the many pranks he was involved in while at training camp, they send their thoughts and prayers out to Nipsey Hussle and his family after his tragic passing, and look ahead at the rest of the trip that still includes stops in Philadelphia, New York City, and New Jersey. Also included is a road interview with WWE superstar and Pat's former Colts teammate, Baron Corbin, who joined the Roadhawks on their trip from Hershey to Washington D.C. (1:20:24-1:38:12). It's a fun one. Come and laugh with us, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It is April 2nd, 2019, and we are coming to you live from an airport hotel near Baltimore, Maryland. We've been on the road to WrestleMania. We're in Hershey, D.C. Now we're in Baltimore. The last three days have been electric. A lot has happened in our world, your world, and let's get to it. Joining me are the Roadhawks. Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! It's very late. That last particular bird chant call there we could have done without it's a little bit loud that was once again boston connor every time we do this he fails to remember that there are people six inches away from us on the other side of the wall but he is here

valuable member of the roadhawks at viva lazito is here at evan fox he's in the corner over there great story to start off this trip for evan fox he will talk about that momentarily at ty schmitz behind the board and at franklin maraudo's here how um boys this has been a hell of a trip oh yeah it's been i mean lady hawks performing well though lady hawk is our rv that we rented from a lady in kentucky the lady in kentucky thought she was running it to a couple 40 year olds maybe 50 year olds who are looking to midlife crisis their way across the fucking country no no they sold it to zito and connor i was not even there they the lady said that she thought about changing her mind on letting you rent uh yeah she

was about uh ready to change her mind up until we were putting pen to paper there for a little. You signed the contract, you got it done. We got Lady Hawk flying around. She's wide open at about 70 miles an hour. Been driving her around these parts of town here. We get to Hershey where there was a WWE live event. We got to film a lot of things in the

camera. That'll be coming out on the WWE Instagram tomorrow and the WWE YouTube. And when i say this even if you're not a wrestling fan entertaining stuff very much so electric i had my shirt off at one point with a guy who has a 10 pack you're gonna want to see that that's must see we drove to dc through the night we got up yesterday in the nation's capital with zero plants none we're like you know what we'll go stop by a diner this show's about to get good not as good as the tickets you can get with seat geek hey seat geek has the greatest tickets on earth you know why because they're at the best prices

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Right there on your right yep by the way somebody spends every day of their life putting up signs in front of the capital questioning people's rights to cut off four skins of babies looked like it was getting a lot of support there's five signs out there two people dedication there i respect that a lot i mean i appreciate that, that they hate it so much that they do that. So we go. We take a selfie there. I send a picture of the Capitol to Anthony Gonzalez, former teammate of mine with the Indianapolis Colts, who is now a congressman for Ohio.

He DMs me back his phone number. He's like, call me. So I call him. I'm like, okay, I'm on. Hey, boys, I'm on a line with a congressman. He goes, hey hey what's going on pal i'm like what are you doing man he's like oh i actually got the afternoon off for the next couple hours we're like he's like what are you guys doing like well we're going to eat he's like

i'll join you meets us for lunch we have a lunch with a sitting congressman he lays out the entire state of the union by the way yeah learned a lot about the way the politics work here and it did i was normally pretty optimistic guy yeah oh yeah right you oh yeah i think i'm a pretty optimistic guy i was i was a little bit shook by the way everything works after hearing the inside but he's very optimistic about he's excited he loves his job as a congressman this is is his first three months. He enjoys being able to hopefully turn the country around and all that stuff.

But what he did after lunch, I had an incredible scrambled egg at this place called Ted's. Ted's, I guess, is where all the moving and shaking in D.C. goes on. Lobbies go in there. They order some brunches, some gnocchi. Down there, Ted's got the good gnocchi. Sorry, Zito's infected my brain. It was a good place. And I ask him afterwards, I'm like,

is there any way we can maybe get a tour of the Capitol? You know, that's where he works. Just shoot my shot there. And he goes, absolutely. I go, really? He goes, yeah, no problem. He has this pin on his suit that says he's a congressman. And it basically says he can get in wherever the fuck he wants.

Whatever he wants to do, he can get in. So we're just like the Motley Crue walking behind him. There's six of us behind him, right? One guy's in a suit. Ty is wearing an entire sweatsuit that's a mix-match sweatsuit, though. Like, it's not a matching sweatsuit. It's like Under Armour sweatpants, Nike hoodie. Like, you had to pick those and put that on.

I'm wearing all sweats. Adidas shoes. And Adidas shoes. Yeah, you pick those and put that on. I'm wearing all sweats. Adidas shoes. And Adidas shoes. Yeah, you bet. Just going for comfort. Look like Rocky Balboa. We were just supposed to go to a diner and then come back to the Lady Hawk.

That's what I was thinking. Go to the arena. Instead, what happens? We meet up with a congressman, shake hands, kiss babies. All of a sudden, next thing we know, we're in the balcony of the House floor. Speaker's balcony. No, we're not. Speaker's balcony. We're goddamn the balcony of the House floor. Speaker's balcony. No, we're not. Speaker's balcony. We're at the balcony of the House floor. Oh, right. Where the State of the Union's happening,

where AOC was wearing the white dress and the White Dress Brigade was there. Much smaller room than it looks like. Very small. I was surprised. A lot of history in that Capitol, by the way. There's bullet holes in one of the tables on the House floor strictly because, and this is what I was told by other people who are smarter than me, a Puerto Rican conglomerate came in with a couple guns and shot them up. The holes are still in the table.

That was like 30 years ago. Separatists, yeah. Separatists, there it is. There was blood on stairs in the Capitol. That was a little trippy. I think that was coffee. It looked like coffee. I don't know how blood does on marble.

Actually, I do. It looks like coffee. No one cleaned it? What are they doing? I don't know. I think that might be a part of it, but there's a lot of attacks on this place where Gonzo works, and he was showing us around, walking us around. We see the original house floor where Abraham Lincoln's seat has a panel. It's like,

yo, this is abraham then there's a a statue of uh ulysses s grant is that the guy from the confederate oh jefferson davis jefferson davis who is from the the confederacy president of the confederacy yep pretty well-known bad guy terrible person when it comes to the way america was founded and what we're looking for the south did some things that were very negative we person. When it comes to the way America was founded and what we're looking for, the South did some things that were very negative. We don't like it. Tried to hijack the country.

There was a war about it. A lot of people grabbed guns. We want the war. We want a war. Ulysses S. Grant, though, is that his name? Mm-hmm. Pretty vital part of our country's history. Oh, yeah, you bet. The Civil War is a pretty massive part of it.

$10 bill? So he has his... I don't think that's accurate at all. I don't even know what he said. He said $10 bill, I think. Oh. No, it's Alexander Hamilton. $50.

Nope. I'm betting, and I'm going to say this, I don't think Ulysses S. Grant is on any dollar... I believe Grant's on one of the bills. He might be on the $50. He's on one of the bills. And he's $50. I can understand why people are pissed.

Just for future reference, if there is an uproar about him being on a dollar, I can see why. You don't want to put that guy in your pocket. Kind of, maybe. It'd be nice to have that guy on your side. The guy who's the Confederate president? No, Ulysses, not Jefferson Davis. Ulysses S. Grant.

Who's the guy from the South? Jefferson Davis. Jefferson Davis. Okay, so I've been saying this. Jefferson Davis, then he's the guy that there is he's pretty massive part of the history with the civil war yeah there's a statue of him okay for a long time he was a part of this statue there's statues of everybody in this thing you know what they did to make it right what's that right across from the house floor the original

house floor from jefferson davis that guy rosa parks is just grilling him they built a statue of rosa parks grilling him so that was a nice little piece of history there yeah we went through we learned all about the united states history the politics the everything how it felt like we're going through an entire like uh what's that called political science yeah polysci polysci the whole thing i feel feel like that. Then we walk through. There's a bunch of tours going on. They all got these fucking headphones on. Everybody's wearing these headphones.

They're just getting a CD is telling them where they're at. We got a congressman telling us. Yeah. Nobody do. And we keep going. We keep on. Zito finds his favorite guy. His name is?

Father Damien. Father Damien. Look up Father Damien's statue in the house. Zito followed up with, do the people that have these statues, do they get to see the statues before they die? And Gonzo, sorry, Congressman Gonzalez goes, pretty sure they're dead.

That's why they build statues of them. And Zito goes, pretty sure they're dead. That's why they built statues of them. And Zio goes, so Damien didn't get to see his block statue? And Gonzo, I think he just walked away. He said he had to go to the bathroom. He walked away? I will say, though, this is the equivalence of taking a photo and you have a double chin in it.

I think it's a lot worse than that. I don't know. I hate to have a double chin in a photo. It's literally a Sponge than that i don't know it's literally a spongebob squarepants statue of a guy from hawaii it was the worst statue we saw today we saw a lot of statues we did a lot of statues today so finally we're walking through and he takes us up like this back stairwell and then it goes it's a double door system like please be quiet we had to get he had to get let in like it was a vip access nobody was in there we opened the door and all of a sudden boom we're on the speaker of the house's balcony off the back Nancy Pelosi's back balcony off of her office which overlooks the Washington

monument the circumcision protesters and where we took our selfies just about 45 minutes beforehand we were all of a sudden kings of the castle yeah and that was a moment that we created on the internet that foxy brilliant brilliantly we should not have been where we were no most exclusive view in washington incredible yeah there's been a lot of places that i shouldn't be but that one is number one for sure on places i shouldn't uh the good news for connor's he had his nasa hat on so he felt like he was right at home there in the government. Yeah, had to represent NASA at the White House.

You weren't at the White House. You were at the Capitol. Oh, yeah. Zito also rubbing off on me. So we were at the White House? No. All right. Yikes.

Capitol building on Capitol Hill, guys. Come on. The best part about, I think my favorite part of the day, underrated day, the Speaker's balcony was incredible. It honestly felt like we were in a movie up there. It felt like Charlie Wilson's war. Yeah. It felt like I was potentially in Charlie Wilson's war whenever they overlook his thing.

It's just like all the monuments and everything. You have the best view I've ever seen. We go into the house floor area where they do all the voting. They take all of our electronics from us. Our phone. the house floor area where they do all the voting, they take all of our electronics from us. Our phone, I had AirPods, earpods things in there. They took that from me. They took your Apple Watch off?

My Apple Watch, which I'm a big time Apple Watch wearer now because it saved one of my friend's lives. Seriously, they saved one of my friend's life. I'm not a watch guy. We've talked about it numerous times. Movement watches really changed it. Movement sunglasses, obviously. But this Apple Watch saved my friend's life. It told him he had AFib, which means his resting heart rate was like three times as high as it should have been.

They get him to the hospital to save his life. So I was like, yo, that guy had a lot of this. He was like 30-something, right? 37 years old. That guy had a lot of the similar hobbies I had whenever we were in college together. I'm assuming my heart could potentially be acting the same way his is. I'm going to get one of them fucking Steve Jobs watches and hopefully save my life.

So I'm an Apple watch wearer. Had to take it off to get it in the house floor. Yeah. No electronics. Took our vapes. Took our vapes. Took everything from us. We'll talk about the vapes, by the way,

because Connor set up a not shady delivery at all. We'll talk about that later. We go in there. Gonzo's telling us all the history of everything this is where this happens this is where this happens i sit over here my wife sat here for the state of the union melania was here this is where aoc sat and the crew right everything right we're going through it and he's like oh let's go over this other part cool we get up we go leave and we're pretty much the only people in our section it was kind of like an exclusive thing felt like we had to place to ourselves yeah a couple high schoolers over to

the right i guess but they're kind of all by themselves there was a lady who had the same pin on that konzo had and she had her phone connor was the last one out and connor looks at her and goes no cell phones i didn't know that connor tells an african-american congresswoman that she's not allowed to have her cell phone where she's at and then shuts the door on her face and just walks out. It's a classic jib and jab. No, it's not. You just showed up at this lady's work

and just told her she's not allowed to do whatever the fuck she wants, but she is. I mean, that's D.C.? It's the city of sin? It's not accurate. It's just not an accurate title. Tells a congresswoman that she can't have a cell phone, and then I think you even told her to keep it down then I think you even told her to keep it down.

I think you even told her to keep it down. There were tours going on. I mean, people couldn't hear. So Connor tried to get us kicked out. We got to go see the balcony. It was fucking awesome. I mean, it was just a wild scene. And I don't know how many people go from the NFL to Congress,

but Anthony Gonzalez, I think, has very big plans over there. Oh, yeah. Very, very big plans. From Ohio, hard worker, went to Stanford, got his MBA. He's a very intelligent guy. When I was teammates with him, he was always the smarter guy. I mean, he's just a good guy, and what he did for us today was incredible. He had a staff.

He had people working for him. Bro, I completely forgot. We walked under the tunnels underneath the Capitol, across the street underground to where all the congressmen's offices are and where the senators' offices are. So we were just walking past all this shit. We walk into his office. It was a massive office. There's a team of seven.

It's a staff of seven. There's a legislature side. There's another side. They got to read all these bills and then pass it through them. We gave them a standing ovation. They deserved it. We came in there and just started clapping for them as loud as we could. Never ever in the history of fucking parliament has that happened.

Never. We're just screaming. I'm wearing a sleeveless hoodie. Ty looks like he literally just rolled out of bed. Foxy still hung over fucking four days ago when he showed up for the trip just blacked out. I mean, we were just a terrible

looking group of humans just wandering through. Devin Nunez, I guess, is one of the most powerful guys in the Republican Party walks by us

wearing a suit. Questionable shoes, I'm going to be honest. The shoes, unless they were some very impressive shoes that I didn't recognize, but they look like

some basic ass, like Walmart. Yeah, I bought them at Kohl's or something. Yeah, which, by the way, saving the people's money. Oh, yeah, absolutely. You gotta do what you gotta do. He gave the gun in a wink that Peyton gave me when the Red 18 thing walked by and said, we just look like a bunch of fucking shlaptics. I mean, I've never seen anything like it.

They had to be miming. I bet you there was meetings today about the meetings about us, but why the fuck was Gonzo letting us in there? and it's gonna get gonzo some votes either that or we're gonna see tomorrow he's been relieved of his duties that'd be magical absolutely magical you can already tell by being this far into the podcast that you invested in your happiness today whenever you chose to listen to the pat McAfee Show 2.0.

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He invited us over to- That is one of the duties as the president of West Virginia, the student president. You have to carry Pat out of the club. That's why he won the swung vote. We had a lot to celebrate. We had a lot to celebrate when I was there. Yeah? Probably should have focused a little bit more.

Hindsight's 50-50. Cam Newton said it. So we go to that guy's dad's house, and that guy's like the head alumni, I guess, from WVU. I did not know. I'm not very much in touch with the WVU alumni. I didn't graduate. I didn't even know I was an alumni until tonight.

I was told I was an alumni because I went there. Nick, also a WVU alumni because he went there for one year yep yep there you go there you guys man look at you guys in one night huh it's crazy we both learned that but we showed up at a house that was it had five chandeliers in it oh beautiful it was a 20 000 square foot italian chateau basically that this kid said that they ordered us Domino's pizza. Oh, yeah. Oh, it was delicious. The painting and artwork in that place was surreal.

The guy said that they hired an artist who was doing faux brick across the street. They caught him doing the neighbor's house faux brick fake stuff. They said, do you want to come over here and paint our place? And they let him go nuts, it looked like. And the guy moved in. There was at least 50 paintings in that house. It looked like Pablo Picasso took a

bunch of fucking Adderall and just started decorating. It was incredible. It was the nicest house. During the day, we're standing on Nancy Pelosi's fucking balcony. Just overlooking the powers that be. And then like eight hours later,

we're in this mega mansion. And then we're back in the Lady Hawk fucking getting passed by a big rig that's definitely driven by a method. The road is not cut out for people that are soft. I learned that today whenever there was this 18-wheeler that was going 95 miles an hour, driving through traffic, weaving through as if they were a fucking IndyCar driver. It was the most insane shit. If you hear about a guy driving a red truck in the tri-state area over here,

we seen them and we knew he was going to die. We got him on GoPro. We GoPro'd his ass. He had glasses and a mullet. It was insane. So that's what our life has been. Anything else? Did I miss anything? Oh yeah, we're out on April Fool's. Yeah, big time. Nick made me start questioning Fool's. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Big time.

Nick made me start questioning everything. You say everything is a lie. I stayed off Twitter today because you can't trust anything. Nothing is real today. Justin Bieber said that he and his lady were pregnant. Fake. It was fake. Fake.

Fake. Brady said he was retiring, and even I didn't like that. I mean, that was just corny. I'm pissed about it. That was a hack thing for Brady I think Brady's social media presence is one that's impressive I mean the cartoons, everything he takes it to another level, especially because he's the greatest of all time

so him playing in the internet space the many men listening to many members all this is good that little tweet thing that he did to announce his retirement I'm going to tweet on the side, very hacky that is unbecoming of Tom Brady yeah, it's disappointing really but I mean he got

in the the dad april fool's thing also great to have him welcome to twitter tom is conor mcgregor chomp chomp rose a real thing well no we don't care no justin bieber's baby not a real thing he's getting attacked for not being sensitive how about that people start coming after him for not being sensitive what to people who can't have kids? I don't even know if they started grandstanding. They might be on that fucking lawn with them circumcision motherfuckers tomorrow. Do you think Father Damien was an April Fool's joke?

By the Capitol? That statue? That had to be. It looked like it. They just threw it in there for that day. Father Damien did not deserve that if that is the case. If that motherfucker gets remembered that way, his family should be pissed off. They just threw him there for that day. Father Damien did not deserve that if that is the case.

If that motherfucker gets remembered that way, his family should be pissed off. Son Damien and daughter Damien should be having a problem with the way he is being ripped. If you're listening right now, Google Father Damien statue in the house or a capital, I guess. Yeah. Imagine if you were Father Damien and you obviously did something great because they were thinking about putting a statue up in view. And that's what it ends up to be. I think it's like Deion Sanders fucking mold a can. Oh, the bust. Oh, yeah.

It's like Ronaldo's bust. Oh, Ronaldo's statue was terrible. They're all pretty bad. He's been the same guy. None of them are as bad as Father Damien's. That thing's terrible. So we're all out on april fool's day yep sam didn't even send me one like i'm pregnant or anything like that

so i'm kind of proud of sam that's good that's awesome it's a big step yeah giving up the old jokes we texted in the morning and i told her how bad i hate today i was like i hate april fool's day like i think it's just stupid because you always somebody always say something that's just a little bit too serious and it makes you go hey is this real or is this would be a good pr spin by like the five o'clock friday news dump like an april fool's day news like real news dump good idea that is a great idea yeah something to think about whenever we run for president or whatever or whoever runs for president next no matter what the party is think about saving the bad shit to come out for april fools yeah so it's just kind of fake you know what i mean because that's real everybody could be lying to everybody about everything yeah and then it's just a debate forever did he actually

do that though how did april fool start did we look that up uh yep what is it i got it right some historians speculate that april fool's day dates back to 1582 when france switched from the julian calendar to the gregorian gregorian calendar okay thank you nick and but yeah it basically happened that january 1st they thought it was april 1st and then that was like whole thing. Speculation. I hate what it is. The French were a part of this? Yeah. We knew it. Should have known. We knew it, didn't we?

I mean, we absolutely knew the French were going to be a part of something like this. I think kids probably love it. Yeah. I mean, it's a kid thing. You play some pranks. You have some fun. Your dad plays a joke on you. Ah, April Fool's.

What's your biggest prank? Me? Yeah. I don't know. I'm not a big prank guy. Yeah, you are. I hope. Ah, April Fools. What's your biggest prank? Me? Yeah. I don't know. I'm not a big prank guy. Yeah, you are. I hope I die on April 1st. Really?

Yeah. And then come back April 2nd? It's like Diggs' theory on Tupac. Yeah. Elvis. It's like, oh, it was April Fool's. Pat's a tricky guy. He said he was going to do this. Todd, it's a McComas It was April Fool's. Pat's a tricky guy. You're filing somewhere.

He said he was going to do this. Todd, it's a McComas holiday, April Fool's. Oh, my God. I'm happy we were not around Todd today. Oh, God. I bet he was doing shit all day at the office. Saran wrap on every toilet. Slipping right off.

Pooping on yourself right away. I'm not a big pranks guy, by the way. Did you guys do it in the locker room a lot? I was part of a couple. I was asked to be a part of the group that was doing it. And the group that was doing it was the Illuminati of the team. So I was like, yeah, I'll do this for sure with you guys. And by way, in turn, I thought,

there's no way they'll get me if I do this. But it was kind of fun watching professionals do it. Yeah. Which is basically, if I was to name the list of humans that were doing pranks, like the night before training camp ended at training camp, it was mind-blowing to me. They showed up at my door, and the rule number one was don't open your door. So if you get a late-night knock, do not open the door

because they're leaning one of them gigantic garbage cans against your door and since you have all your shit packed it's on the floor so the the garbage can is just filled with water you they knock on the door you open it that thing just dumps into your room classic hotel hijinks yes well it was a dorm room yeah same same so i was asked to do it by some the powers that that be, and they knocked on my door and I didn't answer it. Didn't answer it. And the person goes, Pat, the fact that you didn't answer it is why we need you to answer. And I was like, no, no.

Right. I'm not playing these games. No way. No way. So then the person put their hand underneath the door and was like, you're good. It's a fake hand. No, I opened it. Wow.

That's bold. I opened it and they were right. And they're like, come on. And I was like, here I come. Here we go. I'm in the group. Okay. Which also, by the way, I watch a lot of crime stuff and I had a suspicious mind.

I thought that meant they were going in my room to do something terrible. But instead it was the complete opposite. It was me and a couple other rookies' jobs to sprint, and we went into the staff dorm, so like where the scouts were and the coaches and shit like that. I didn't even know that we could get in there, so the players didn't even really get it. We went straight to the staff in the coach's dorm.

And I'm thinking to myself, this is a bad idea. And I look around at who I'm with and I'm like, there's no way they're cutting these guys. There's no way. So it's like, all right, we're good. So we're going to get – there was this new PR guy on the team. And the PR team had to speak to the team during first day of training camp about like the Colts

what we choose to say who we talk to all that stuff right this guy was not a great public speaker not a great public speaker really unfortunate he was supposed to speak for 5 minutes that thing was like 15 20 minutes

long at the end of like a three-hour meeting so he won over nobody during his day it was not a good speech either it was he even would admit that it was bad so he became target number one for all the ogs that were that i was with so we go over and to fill up the garbage can you're not going to carry from one dorm room to the other you got to fill it up in the shower in the dorm. So we go into the coach's fucking shit, into the staff, into that thing. We go into the dorm room and we just turn on a shower. Okay. Dorms are pretty close to each other. So you just hear a, just turn on like 1am. Okay. Curfew's like 10 or 11. thing's wide open and we're all just standing in the individual shower stalls i believe i'm standing in the one with the garbage can

obviously oh yeah and bill polly and walks in to brush his teeth so bill polly is like about to go to bed he walks in to brush his teeth in the the showers are like around the corner so that you could we poked our head out and saw him everybody like poke and watching like these guys who are mega millionaires like hiding in the thing was awesome like we're all hiding in their bullpollions like just brushing his teeth and man that guy he did the entire like how long you're supposed it was a long brush and at this point that garbage can is filling up pretty high but i can't just turn off the shower because bill point's gonna want to talk to whoever was in there you know hey little late night conversation so i just kept it running and that

thing just started overflowing so now it's like a leaking sound coming out of it and it sounds like it's hitting a pond so it's like something is peeing yeah sounds like somebody has an incredible piss just coming down. So he finally leaves. We have to dump a couple out. But now we've got to wait for him to get back to his room. He wasn't the fastest walker. He had bad hips.

And we roll that thing over. We carry that thing over to the guy's dorm room. And you do the classic lean. And I was not called upon to do the knock and running part because I guess punter I was being stereotyped I couldn't be fast enough so we waited in the in the stairwell which was like two doors down and a very fast wide receiver that was drafted in the same class as me was doing the knocking so he goes boom boom boom boom boom and then he comes and runs his stairwell you want to listen right you want to hear that thing crash because i mean what's all the work for here

i mean we almost got caught by bill polly and i was carrying this bucket of water at one point i mean at least we're gonna stick around for it yep you need that pow yeah and we hear a what from the room so it's like all right gotta send out another bait out there you know what i mean so he goes back same guy goes back come running back he goes what do you want gotta go back goes back and knocks again boom boom boom boom and he turns the corner in the stairwell you hear the door open open and you're just then you hear a loud help it was the saddest thing i've ever been a part of in my entire life we sprint down they obviously hear the door open we go running out you just watch all the lights on the dorm just come flying on it was like i felt like a 12 year

old again you know and it was that moment of that true help. Like, I heard real panic in there. Yeah. And I was like, I'm not going to be a part of this again. I'm not going to do this ever again. I feel terrible. So I went to bed. And I guess there was another crew doing the same thing.

And they did, like, six of the rookies, like, back to back to back to back. Like, all the same floor right next to each other. And we wake up the next morning and there's like 14 to 15 cleaning ladies there just mopping the floors below. So they're mopping the floors below. They're like cleaning it up miserably mad right i'm just walking by like i'll have a good day and we get out to the field and jim caldwell's like we flooded the dorm can you guys can you guys not do that? In my head, I'm like, what's Jim going to do?

Does Jim have any idea who any of these people are that are doing it? What is he going to do? Because I know the crew that I was with, there ain't nothing Jim Caldwell is going to do. I can tell you that right now. He was just like, let's just move on and let's never do that again because the Colts have to pay for an entire redo of about a floor. And we're like,

everybody's like, all right, let's get to it. Everybody just acted as if it didn't happen. And we just kept it moving. And it was literally, that was, I'm like,

this is why I hate pranks. It always ends up terrible. But that moment of like knock, knock, knock, and then him hiding, I felt like a 12 year old again, like whenever we're doing something very dumb and it was like that moment of like, oh, my God, what's going to happen?

Oh, my God. Is he going to – help! Yeah, he did it. He did it. Watching all the lights turn on. That's the only thing I was ever a part of. Literally because they didn't believe in – Peyton Manning was very adamant about not hazing. Very adamant because he was like, if you look at the great teams,

normally they have big time contributions from rookies so the last thing we want to do is just make them think that they they hate they don't want to come to work there it was a very adamant against hazing thing and at wvu there wasn't much hazing either i mean i we we we had to do a freshman show we had to sing and then that was it i've never really been a part of any pranks didn't somebody ship somebody's car somewhere yeah yep yep i was about that i was i was in the middle of that i was involved in that so you were that was the same particular evening though oh well then yeah that was the same particular evening it just wasn't as big of a deal they and i was i actually wasn't even like a part that, but I did see it happening.

So I walked in the middle of it. I was like, oh, here we go. This is awesome. And somebody took one of the coach's cars. Said coach was also new and was ruffling some feathers around the team. He wasn't beloved by everybody yet. So he came in a little strong. Everybody ended up very much liking him, so he came in a little strong everybody ended up very much liking him but he came in a bit strong and there was a lot of people that

are like this fucking guy so they get his car and there's like a quad so where the coach's dorm was that we were running out of at that time um was to one side then the players dorms were on one side and then there was like the gym was on one side so really like a quad like whenever will ferrell's like i never knew what that meant until we got to this place anderson university so they brought his car somehow somebody got in his room got his keys from him i think it was one of those cleaning ladies that had to mop for like 48 hours get his keys move his car into the middle of the quad. They dump, I don't know how many things are shipping peanuts in there,

but it was, the entire thing was packed to the gills. And then they saran wrap the entire car, with like 10 saran wrap things, like up and down and underneath and all around, right? The whole thing. So the next morning I see those people mopping and then i walk it through the quad and i see the fucking car there and i'm just laughing like this is the nfl man this is crazy so then uh obviously there was not even a word said by jim caldwell

about the car by the way it was just like guys we flooded the fucking thing like can we not do that? So it was a coach that I worked with. And he was obviously visually distraught, you know. And I was like, what's wrong, man? He was like, lost my car. And I was like, what's that? He called the cops like three, four times, lost my car. I was like, call him back. I found it.

I was like, it's in the middle of the quad and you're not gonna like the way it looks and he was like what does that even mean i was like have you really not seen it he was like no i was like i mean it's in the middle of the quad you're gonna see it i eat but call the cops back because everybody has found that thing he was like uh he was he got mad like he got upset he walked over like straight from where we were right over to it saw it and just like cold shoulder to every single human after practice like he was not happy about it and it was from that and then the flooding i think it was like that day literally the compound i was like i i can't this shit's not worth it that guy i i he almost

like you could tell it really hurt his soul that we did that. Not we. I didn't do it. If I took credit, they'd get pissed off. Somebody else took credit for it, actually, and they got their room. So I don't want to take credit for it. I did not do it because it was genius. Everybody, I mean, that was the first one where everybody walked out and was just like so happy.

Like everybody on the team was genuinely happy. They didn't know whose car it was because it was wrapped so thick. They just knew that it was a car. They knew it was an SUV. That is definitely an SUV. But we can't tell you which one it is. It was amazing. But somebody took credit for it on their social media.

And it was seen on somebody else's social media. Not mine. Not mine. I did. As soon as I heard what was brewing, I immediately went up to bed. I was like, I'm out of here. But that guy ended up getting garbage can you gotta pay the price when that was over it was over the garbage canning was over and then he took credit but blah blah blah and then

it was it was a wild scene man it was a lot of drama donnie it was a lot of drama that's why i don't do the games that's why prank wars escalate quickly yeah well i don't know why people enjoy them too like i don't like the look over the shoulder situation. Justin Bieber offended a lot of people with that little joke. Why though? Why is anybody offended by Justin Bieber saying they're fake pregnant? Who cares?

It's fucking April Fool's Day. Don't be a rube. See it coming. Come on guys. Have some respect for the fetus. And for yourself. Oh, you're talking about Justin Bieber? Yeah. What fetus? It's a fake fetus. It's an April Fool's fetus. I mean, it's a metaphorical fetus all right and for yourself oh you're talking about justin bieber yeah what fetus it's a fake fetus it's an april fool's fetus yeah i mean it's a it's a metaphorical fetus come on have some respect no it's not it was a joke of a fetus it's a jokey metaphorical fetus i mean this is just this is 2019 this is normal he he was trending number one on twitter

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What did they say not your body not your right or something like that something along those lines i think it was like not your body not your right it said on the sign the baby that you conceived and gave birth to like look at your little fuck out oh you know what are bedtimes a no-go like we not do bedtimes anymore because it's not my body, not my right. Not your room, not your choice. Oh, wow. I'll tell you what.

Not a bad little... I respect what these little young motherfuckers are cooking up. It's just like nothing can happen to them. Like, listen, you can't do that to me. No way. You don't... Oh. Oh, you're saying I did wrong?

No, you did wrong for saying I did wrong. Because I'm allowed to do whatever I want to do. Because it's not your body. It's not your right. That's a good way to just go. I don't want to have kids now all of a sudden. Yeah, well, my kids should know that if I want to clip the tip of your penis off with garden shears, I'm going to do it. You're going to be a terrible dad.

Yeah, maybe. Garden shears. He'll thank me down the line. All right, so we had a pretty wild fucking day. Yeah. Wild day. We drove with Baron Corbin from Hershey to D.C. The highlights of that conversation, Baron Corbin, K-Fab,

real-life Tom Pestock, offensive lineman for the Indianapolis Colts. We were rookies together. Then he went to the Arizona Cardinals. And then he went to Orlando. Anyways, he and I are very close friends. Not very close. We are close friends, though. Close friends.

And he's one of the most hated guys in WWE right now. I think that is, I could say that. Real heat. I think he's actually hated. Got real heat. A six-year-old in Hershey, I think, told him to go fuck himself. Like actual words. A six-year-old was like, fuck this guy.

He's hated by everybody, which is good for WWE, by the way. But he's an old friend of mine, so I put some real questions out there for him. That'll be at the end of the show. Other things happen in the world. How about, and I don't even want to get into it because this guy was the face of consistency wasn't he yeah the face of consistency and then he went on a vacation to south beach then something happened the sun was too close to the equator something happened and he started getting on the wrong escalators

that were just going out of buildings with clear signs. He started leaving multi-thousand-dollar items just in random restaurants and then forgetting them. He started doing all of these things. And then for this nine-day road trip, Road to WrestleMania, he decided to do a 10-hour bender right before it which was only ahead of a 12-hour bender the night before that so 22-hour bender basically coming into a nine-day trip whenever his videos are massive they're they're mad like they're a pretty big part of

the big part of the operation the reason why we're going on the trip but you know what hey we got big nine days coming i'm gonna show up fucked up drunk i'm gonna sober up on the first flight to charlotte hopefully not enough and then on that maybe that second one and go to work and he's been great ever since we just thought it was a wild decision by we i mean me and i was like a wild decision i pounded him i almost sent him home i almost sent him home was like what the fuck are we doing oh yeah i'm going on a road trip for nine days expecting you to be at full strength here you are coming in after 20 but you know what saved him what's that i could see it go through his entire body and And this guy I'm talking about is Evan Fox. I could see his entire body come back to life when Michigan State beat Duke.

It was awesome. Was it not unbelievable? It was incredible. He could barely talk. He became the ugliest human of Bunkstar Group, which is hard to do because he's the best-looking guy probably in Indianapolis and when he showed up after that 22 hour fucking bender

he looked like a meth head. Didn't he? Ty. He did. You saw him. We looked him right in the eye. This guy looked like a fucking meth head. Bags under his eyes down to his jaw. I was like yo pick it up bro. Like hey tie those things up to your fucking eyeballs. That's where it's supposed to be. You're only 23 years old. What are you

telling me? His voice was so deep because he couldn't. He was screaming, I think, the entire night. He might have been at fucking Ultra down there in Miami. He might have been down there. It sounded as if he might have been down there. It's a spot. It's Miami.

Miami, whatever. Maybe he goes back and double dutches the triple stamp. Miami 2.0. This fucking guy. So Michigan State beats Duke, though, and all of a sudden he's a whole new animal. He's back. It didn't make sense. There's no way that Zion should be out of the tournament right now.

I mean, that was Tom Izzo. It was Izzo. Coach Izzo. Hey, Izzo's a great coach, huh? How about the entire thing the entire storyline us included because it fucked over the second half over yeah it was about how tom is those coaching doesn't match up with the current climate of sport and here we are saying that iso out coach fucking coach k right i mean he you have three mcdonald's all americans versus a couple

guys from michigan state you have what people are saying is the greatest college basketball prospect in the history of college basketball on one team and he's not even the number one prospect on the team another guy named rj barrett's on that team and then you have five guys on the other side and somehow coach k just gets completely out coached by Coach Izzo and this is the guy whose coaching style wasn't good enough for our thing. I think this is quite a reality check for society here, this whole thing. I believe Coach Izzo proved a lot of people wrong. A lot of people were rooting for him to fail after that. Yeah, probably.

Oh, yeah. A lot of people were like, oh, he could have chosen a different method to coach. This is not a good look for Tom Izzo. And then here he is in the fucking Final Four and Michigan State fans get to be happy whenever they say, go green. Go white. Racist shit like that. Nice. Everywhere. You can't just be screaming, go white, everywhere.

Michigan State's got to feel good about your chances. Yeah, you know, Texas Tech looks like a really good team. They are. They've got to play Texas Tech. But, Connor brought up a great point. This is in Minneapolis, Big Ten country. A lot of fans from MSU will travel for that. Texas Tech, they haven't been there in a while,

so I assume they'll travel, right? Patrick Mahomes will be there, though. Patty Mahomes will definitely be there. I saw him tweet it. Will Cliff maybe, too? Well, if Cliff Kingsbury goes, I mean, they've got no shot. I mean, that guy. Cliff Kingsbury, not very good at Texas Tech,

but he was a first-round draft pick at the NFL. I mean, he got plucked out of a college system to go. I mean, that guy got called up early. So he's a Texas Tech rep. The only thing Michigan State could hope to answer with is Evan Foxey. You know, the fact that you actually said, like, I didn't come to life until after they won that game is actually the most true thing ever.

Yeah, everything I said was true. By the way, I just want to let it be known. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything they said there was true. It is. Very true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very true.

Yeah, but you guys should have adrenaline there. I, um. He had so much. He had a nice cold beer at the bar this morning. Yeah, this morning. Ordered a beer at like 10 a.m. What a weapon he had. That part, not true.

That part, not true. That part, not true. It was Monday morning, Fox. It was unbelievable. I didn't know it was that noticeable how alive I became, though. Yeah, you woke up. You came back to life. It was a big moment because nobody on earth thought it was going to happen. Yeah, no one on earth thought it was going to happen.

How did they lose? Kenny Goins was the guy that made the go-ahead shot, walk-on, and was guarding Zion the whole time. So kind of a cool little story there. I think Zion's going to be better when he gets out of Coach K's system. I agree, actually. He'll be better in the NBA. I'm excited for him to go to the NBA and them just kind of let him learn his game. Colin Cowherd said that he would trade right now LeBron for Zion.

By the way, not a bad thing because LeBron's not playing, so Zion would at least play. At least you're picking something up there. LeBron getting benched for the rest of the season. I'll be excited to see how he bounces back. He literally chose to take a mental vacation this year. I mean, it was just a complete mental vacation. LeBron just decided to, you know what?

I'm in Los Angeles. When we started with this team, I thought maybe we're going to be good this year. You know, we brought in a couple people that I had in my history that, hey, Lance Stevenson plays good defense against me. Maybe we'll be able to take a shot this year since we didn't land any other big names. We'll bring in old Rondo. He'll do some shit. Alonzo's balls, dad.

We'll tell him to shut the fuck up. This is what LeBron said at the beginning of the season. We're going to be a good team. I'm going to be able to put this team on my back. I'm going to be able to enjoy myself. Now, he was coming from Cleveland. he had done this in miami before had duane wade on the team though who wanted to very much win right now and bosh it was a a decision to go there and we're gonna win now it wasn't a question mark which la was it was a question first time ever people were very

questionable of hey if lebron does it with this team he is unbelievable they've said it every year he goes by the way outside of the mi teams, they said he gets out to L.A., though, after living in Cleveland for a year. And I love dog pot. But when you go to L.A., you literally get there and you're like, man, this place is fucking unbelievable. The weather is perfect every single day. It is a perfect day outside.

You know how when you go outside and there's a little bit of sun, you're like, oh, this feels good. Like, oh, I feel like this. It's every single day. It is a perfect day outside. You know how when you go outside and there's a little bit of sun, you're like, oh, this feels good. Like, oh, I feel like this. It's every single day. You know whenever the rain comes and there's snow, you're like, oh, you know what? Want to cuddle up, kind of watch a movie, maybe take a nap. That's what you say. LA, that is, I love

naps. I'm a cuddle up guy. But as soon as that sun comes up, I'm probably going outside to do something. LA is a vacation every single day of your life. LeBron gets there. They start to suck. They're not winning. He looks in every one of their eyes in the locker room and goes, nope, nope, nope. We ain't got it this year. He starts hammering wine, hammering tequila, and just decides, you know what? I've been working my ass off for like the last 13 years. This one is just going to be for me. I'm going to take a break this year. I'm going to show up drunk to games.

I'm going to play drunk. It's going to be an LA Fitness-like motherfucking game. I am going to play drunk a couple games. And then next year, coming off this big break, I think the NBA is in trouble. This guy is taking an actual break for the first time in a long time. I'll say this. I'm usually the last person to stick up for this guy.

Probably deserves a break, right? What is this, eight straight finals well and not even that 75 different tv shows that he is executive produced not on the internet on nbc cbs hbo this guy has shows on there everywhere everywhere this guy does every go to school oh yeah built a school a lot of question on the money where the money came from a lot of interesting a lot of questions on the money, where the money came from. There it is. Interesting. A lot of questions on the money, but at least, hey, good vision, though. It's still his vision to do it. This guy's been great for a long time.

He saw that he was going to suck. He's like, hey, listen, I'll win you guys next year. I'm just going to take this one off. I think he's drunk. I think he's drunk just like it's a vacation for you and I, and I think he's just enjoying it. You think this offseason is AA? I think there's a chance he has to check into something slow.

No, he'll disappear. He'll go to zero brawn 30 or whatever the fuck it is. Zero brawn AA. Yeah, in the offseason, he'll be like, listen, you guys all saw me during the regular season. That was my offseason. Now I got to get back into actual basketball playing games where I can't just let a ball roll down the court completely

and just roll out of bounds. Or roll down the court, pick it up about halfway through a quarter, full shot clock out there, and just without even looking for anybody else, as soon as I pick it up, just huck it up above fucking brick. Or maybe just stand in the corner, act like I'm going to hit a fade on a guy, throw up an air ball, or shoot an air ball at a free throw because I'm the world's greatest basketball player. I'm going to shoot a free throw air ball because this is L.A. Fitness,

and I don't give a fuck right now. I'm on vacation, and that's what he's doing. But I think Zion's going to come in and win over a lot of people in ESPN. I think Zion's going to win over ESPN, which LeBron has had as his everything. Yeah, his back pocket. That one guy's made an entire career traveling around. Windy. Yes.

He made an entire career. But. Wendy. Yes. Oh, yeah. He made an entire career. But now Zion's a shiny new toy. This guy, he's 280 pounds. He can hit his head off the backboard. Zion's going to help the NBA a lot. I'm happy the ladies are not bringing him down anymore. Oh, yeah. You mean like when he Snapchats him and stuff?

Yeah. No new ones have came out since the last couple. That's a shame. He's not going to trust anybody forever. Zion Williamson is not going to be able to. No one can anymore. I don't think anybody can. If you ever plan on being anything, you can't.

But this is like the child star syndrome thing with Zion. But this is the internet version of it because he's been famous for so long. He can't do anything. What, he texted a girl? Like, come over or something? And she screenshotted it and some dude was like, oh, got him. It's like, not really. I don't think you got him at all.

He's an 18-year-old kid who's a star and he's in college. And I'm going to guess he was attempting to have sexual relations. Oh, no. Yeah, he was. He did have sexual relations. Oh, no. Yeah, he was. He did have sexual relations. What? Love, though.

He's looking for love, of course. I would assume Zion's looking for love, just like everybody is. But he can't even do that anymore. It's unbelievable. Yep. I'd bet that this is the best podcast we've ever done. That's what I would do. If I was going to bet that, I'd bet it at one site and one site alone.

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benefited so much more uh they made him likable duke is now likable true so maybe to a younger recruit maybe the next zion whoever the number one is instead of going straight to calipari who just signed a lifetime contract respect respect i see no way that could go wrong well this is like the um i don't want to say Jim Trestle. Maybe like Jim Trestle. Was Jim Trestle forced out because of tattoos? I think so. So it's not like the Jim Trestle.

That played a role, yeah. It's not like the Jim Trestle then. It's like Joe Paterno. This is like Joe Paterno. Rascal. But it wasn't, yeah. But without the Sandusky. It was like he refused to stop coaching.

Exactly. Like, what if Calipari just refuses to stop at some point? Maybe he's got like seven, eight different scandals underneath his belt at this point. And it's not that big of a deal anymore, though. So it's just a couple game suspensions. And he's like, yeah, I don't know. I still want to coach you. You guys signed a deal I did, too.

Lifetime, bro. Until death do us part. I'm not fucking leaving. Good for him getting that deal coach kate i understand he's well revered and his teams have always been damn good and he's the most successful basketball coach aside from that guy from yukon women's basketball team i understand all that stuff but i feel like you got zion williamson on your team playing against a bunch of evan fox he's out there you cannot lose you cannot lose. You cannot lose that game.

I agree. I think you're onto something with this. I really do. Was Zion off? Like, did he have a bad game? No. No. I mean, I think Izzo.

Izzo just out-coached him. Like, it comes down to Izzo. That's a tough coach game. Izzo was the one that said this, too. Zion, in the three games they lost this year, didn't touch the ball in the last minute. That's all coaching, in my opinion. You know who this reminds me of? Oh, boy. Neighbors just banged

on the thing. They're not happy. That's probably WWE people, to be honest, flooding in. Oh, yeah. They could be arriving right now. They wouldn't be able to show. Floor two. Ain't nobody down here. This ain't us. This is me and the roadies. They're good people, though. Great people. Purdue's coach. Painter. this ain't this this is me and the roadies they're good people though great people um

purdue's coach painter carson edwards had one of the most ridiculous basketball games i've ever seen at any level nba harlem globetrotters and one basketball high school basketball ncaa that was some of the most impressive basketball i've ever seen and then they for some reason matt painter decided for like a couple of series to take the ball out of his hands and throw it down inside like slow the game down it's like yo i've seen i don't know if you're seeing the the video game coach painter but whenever the fucking fire's on the ball you can throw that shit up from anywhere hey cars you can throw that shit up from anywhere. Hey, Carson's going to throw that thing up from anywhere.

He was hitting step-back NBA threes that looked like we're getting blocked. He hit a bank. He hit a bank at one point. Do you know how wild a miss a bank is? That is a wild miss. Way too strong, way too off, and that fell. As soon as that happens, Coach Painter should have been like, alright, so we're going to run.

We're just going to go ahead and get you up for it, guys. Just go ahead and stand off to the fucking side. Carson, do whatever you got to do because that was an incredible run. A lot of people said he made a lot of money. I'd assume so. I assume that's how people make money, right? He's having a big March Madness. Oh, yeah.

It was a Steph Curry-esque run. Curry blew up in March when he got big, really. He didn't have a big. He was the first player since Steph Curry-esque run. Curry blew up in March when he got big, really. He didn't have a big. He was the first player since Steph Curry to win most outstanding player of his region for a losing team. So that hasn't happened in close to 10 years or something. 2008, I think. And he is just a baller.

Straight ice-cold killer, that guy. He just had to look. And people were joking with him, too, which I respect. He seems like he's pretty cool, calm, understood the situation. But, man, I've never felt that way on a basketball court before. Like, that has to be a lot of fun when you can just fucking close your eyes and just huck that thing, and it's going to fall. That has to be a cool feeling for you.

Absolutely. Good for him, man. Ryan Klein, nice little run for the kid. Yeah, absolutely. Nice little run for the kid. I enjoyed watching Purdue. Yeah, they had a fun team. I got a couple of Purdue people because I tweeted about it.

They were like, oh, you're going to be a bandwagon fan? I was like, yeah, I guess, man. I don't know. I don't watch college basketball. I'm really impressed by Purdue. I got a lot of people that follow me that I think are Purdue fans as well. So I'm going to definitely let them know that, hey, what I just saw was fucking awesome.

That was an awesome game. Hey, man, do you want me to root for your team or not? All right? No, but it's not even about that. He came right after my fanhood. Like that real question was like, yeah, I'm not. Like, listen, I'm going to let you know right now. I wish I could crawl through this goddamn Twitter.

Zero characters. Actually, let's make it two characters, you and me. I'm going to look at you and I'm going to say you know right now. I wish I could crawl through this goddamn Twitter. Zero characters. Actually, let's make it two characters, you and me. I'm going to look at you and I'm going to say, yeah, dog. I'm a WVU fan. I don't know how to tell you this. Coach Bob Huggins got like eight, nine DUIs, real fucking G, and they used to win a lot until this last year. And that's where I went to school.

I'm a WVU fan. But I'll tell you what. Purdue, congratulations. You just became number two. I'll tell you that. Fun team to watch. You were here. Fun team to watch. You were here.

But I'll tell you what. If IU makes a run next year, guess what? Guess what? Hey, if IU and Purdue make a run next year, guess what? I'm a fan of both teams. Hey, let's go. I like the state of Indiana being happy. There you go.

But I like good basketball. Carson Edwards was doing was fucking awesome. Yeah. I liked him a of both teams. Hey, let's go. I like the state of Indiana being happy. There you go. But I like good basketball. Carson Edwards was doing it. It was fucking awesome. Yeah. I liked him a lot, man. Dan Dockett's a big fan of their team, too. I heard him hyping them up. If we go back to his interview on this show, how did he do?

Yale miss. I know that. No, that was number one. I think everybody got a lot wrong, right? This was a great year for the book. Brandon Lang just got crushed, says Ty, who just checked the stat sheet. That's very good.

I feel like there was a lot of losing gamblers this year in March Madness. I think so. Is that a standard thing? I mean, it's tough to be a winner in March. That happens every year. Everyone, oh, my bracket's posted. I'm not even talking about that, though. I'm talking about sports gambling.

Well, I think that's the thing, is that every year people are looking to bet on that underdog and see who's going to win. But this year, it was all chalk. I mean, it was high seeds going. Not really. And then everything changed here at the end. Yeah, exactly. At the Elite Eight.

So it literally ran how they thought it was going to run. And then when all the big money's on the line for like the... By the way, as a guy who thinks the student human athletes should be student human, let's figure out some way to be paid athletes. That's a real shame that the Duke isn't in and that the ratings might not be as high. It's a real shame that Zion can't bring an extra 10, 15 million viewers just strictly because the student humans that are competing,

they won the game fair and square. So it's a real shame that 15, 20, maybe 30 million less people will be watching for the E-TBS season. They had a chance to have Duke, North Carolina, Kentucky, and Michigan State all in there. You just threw Michigan State in there? Yeah, it's a late program. They only got one of them.

Zion doesn't come back next year, right? What's he got, another month or two of classes? Does he have to ride that out? No. You're done. See you later. What are we talking about? I don't know the NBA draft rules.

Does he actually have to show up for classes? Ben Simmons went to, I think, three classes at LSU. Yeah. I can't knock him, man. As soon as that football season was over, that was done. As soon as I was declared eligible for that senior bowl, they were like, maybe you're taking this last semester and you're graduating?

Maybe, maybe, maybe. Or maybe not they were all so nice every all my like counselors that i went through because there's different counselors for like communications and then for this sociology school and all these things man they were all so nice and they tried so hard they did they all tried so hard to motivate me to go to all these classes i just don't know how people do it i don't know how people do the classes we met a guy at the airport who's an architect he went to nine years of schooling to be an architect that he is and then three years of internship or something like that like 12 years of learning how to do something

could you imagine being that committed that would be awesome i don't even know how you'd i'd be a pianist for sure yeah i would know i would fucking be a pianist for sure because you're gonna study it for a long time before you get good i would be pianisting all over town i'd guitar too probably if i had that type of thing but how do you stay committed we need them obviously we need people that can do that i just don't understand their brains that can do it. Zito, he doesn't even know. He doesn't even know. We're talking about architects.

Imagine somebody who is a Zito of the friend group, but he went to 12 years of schooling to become a professional. Smart Z. What's that? A smart Z. Smart Z. Heel Z. Pun Z. Regular Z. Road trip Z. Oh, yeah. become a professional something it's eat what's that a smart seat smart seat heels eat puns eat regular seat road trip oh yeah i have mpd multiple personality disorder yep that's it what did you watch one dr phil clip on instagram

i did it was very good though that's really what it sounded like. It sounded like you watched a Dr. Phil. By the way, Dr. Phil's on Instagram. He doesn't pay us to say this. You should follow him. Is he on Instagram now? Yeah, Dr. Phil's on Instagram. He did April Phil's Day today. Which, by the way, I am in on. April Phil's Days.

Because CFO Phil could get in on April Phil's Days. And I'm all about April Phil's Days. April Phil's Days, we're out. I'm in on April Phil's days. And I'm all about April Phil's days. April Phil's days, we're out. I'm in on April Phil's days. Nipsey, I'm still rest in peace, man. Oh, yeah. That's a crazy thing. Just out of nowhere in 2019, a famous rapper just gets gunned down right in front of his store.

There was a shooting at his funeral. No way. And a couple people got hit by cars trying to flee. Yeah, I just read about it. That's insane. Okay, we just talked about people that can study for 12 hours or for 12 years to do something. Think about the people that can just show up at a funeral with a gun and just like, yeah, I'm going to go shoot somebody for sure. I'm going to go shoot somebody for sure.

Like, yeah, I'm going to go shoot somebody for sure. I'm going to go shoot somebody for sure. I'm guessing it was, or I'm most positive it was gang-related violence just because he was big trying to find a way to make their community safer. I think I saw a tweet that said he was supposed to meet with some legislators the next day to talk about cleaning up the area. Oh, man. Yeah, it's too bad. Terrible.

I saw a video on Instagram Live. I sent it to you guys. Oh, yeah, the guy who's too bad. Terrible. I saw a video on Instagram Live. I sent it to you guys. Oh, yeah, the guy who said he did it? Yeah. I have no idea if that's true or not. We got in D.C. very late, so I got to actually watch the entire Nipsey Hussle press almost go through, all the way through the night.

And there was this one IG Live video that started where old Guzzy was just yelling at the camera saying he just did it and he's on the run. I'll be excited to see if it's that guy or if that becomes a thing. That's very dumb, by the way. If you millennials just start taking credit for murders and stuff like you're a terrorist group, what the fuck are you guys doing? It's this April Fool's Day stuff.

Oh, you're saying... That was before April Fool's Day. It was March 31st. The same situation, though. How April Fool's Day has slowly decided to be terrible People have decided, you know what, maybe when people die I'll go ahead and take credit for it Get some clout Oh my god, that's what terrorist groups used to do

Literally, terrorist groups used to do that That makes sense though I can't believe it happened though He seemed to be tight with everybody Everybody I followed had some sort of connection with Nipsey Hussle And it was like, that's insane to me That's very crazy to me Good for him He seemed to be tight with everybody. Everybody I followed had some sort of connection with Nipsey Hussle. And it was like, that's insane to me. That's very crazy to me.

Good for him. I mean, not good for him that he died, but good for him living a life that really affected people. That's something awesome, man. You know? That's sad, though. I didn't know about him. I like to, like, study up on artists and stuff. I wasn't a huge fan of him. But, like, he was, I guess, like, real tech savvy and savvy and was like opening up a stem cell center and all kinds of stuff yeah super

smart he was way beyond just the music world lost a good guy he was at that texas tech game too night before cheering on texas tech when they cut down the cut down the nets well rest in peace the nipsey hustle um i never met him but people that I have met that haven't met him say nothing but great things. So it's just, I wish I would have been. Rest in peace. Anything else happen in the world? I don't think so. Just Tiger.

Oh, Tiger's back, by the way. Tiger. That little underneath the bushes. Yeah, he takes a knee, inverted wedge underneath the bushes. By the way, I enjoyed calling the golf. Some people started tweeting McAfee for Masters. Oh. I mean, I didn't not look at him and go, oh.

You know what I mean? I can't. Oh. No, that would be a good time if they had me in like a boogermobile rolling around that golf course. A golf cart. Just rolling around. Not a golf cart.

If they had me like on my own little booger mobile. Unfortunately, I think that's one we're not going to get. We're making golf relatable. Maybe even just do a par five with Pat. What happened? They just let a lady in at Custer, right? Yeah, like two years ago. And it was like fucking Omarosa or something like that.

Condoleezza Rice. Condoleezza Rice. Condoleezza Rice. Omarosa. What a ball. I know it was a well-esteemed black lady. One of the two. It was two years ago. They just let a lady in there, though.

Yeah. They still don't like the Tiger Place there. Could you imagine if I was fucking rolling around on a booger mobile? Just fucking ruining the fairway and shit like that. Could you wear a visor? Just a nice visor. Oh, PGA would be so mad. I'd see you pulling up next to the caddy and the golfer.

Excuse me, Mr. Woods. Hey, so let's remember things. Whenever we tweet them, let's not be outrageous. That would be awesome, though. Maybe we do be outrageous then. There was people saying McAfee for 2020 there, whenever we walked out on the Capitol. Just know this.

I'm not the right guy to be in the politic world. I learned that today, very much. The amount of paperwork that's happening. Remember what I just said about all those counselors trying to talk me to go to classes? That's every day that's over here. He's working his ass off. Congressman Anthony Gonzalez is working his ass off over there,

and his staff is working their ass off. There Anthony Gonzalez is working his ass off over there. And his staff is working their ass off. There's a lot to be read here. It's crazy that nothing really happens in D.C. Nothing ever really happens. It's always normally just negative drama. There's a lot of reading and writing that happens. It's like a fucking, it's literally just like. Couldn't last a day.

Who, you? Oh, yeah. I think you'd be a great door guy. Oh, great door guy. But reading like 30-page papers? No way. Yeah, that would go past your test. 30 pages, that's a lot.

I don't think it's 30 pages. I think it was like 48, 50. He showed a stack that was like 30. And I was like, I could not do that. It's like a whole magazine. Yeah. You read a whole magazine? I could.

You never used to read Sports Illustrated for kids? Pictures. Disgusted at the thought of 30 pages. You gotta sit there and think about it. Do you scroll through your Twitter often today? No, no, no. Pictures.

If there's a picture there, I'll see it. I'll stop. I like it. Big time Instagram guy. Yeah if there's a picture there i'll see it i'll stop big time i like it big time instagram guy yeah there's pictures there too yeah well yeah kind of yeah zeta you're special man it's a lot of work though political world is crazy one so let's not let's not push that but anything else i mean let's get me into masters i'll be a good time yeah get me on a hoverboard out there maybe just rolling around oh around. Oh, that'd be a good idea, wouldn't it? Great idea. Give me a big wheel one, maybe gas.

The whole hoverboard, hovercraft thing has not been integrated into our societies. It should have by now. So that hoverboard, it's like everybody on Earth turned against it. News people were like, they're blowing up. They were catching fire. How many? One out of a million? No, it was more than a few. That's the only ones you saw though see i don't it's just like planes that

you hear about like there's thousands of planes taking off right now at this moment there's literally a thousand planes taking off you won't hear about any of them successfully landing but they the pr turned against those hoverboards big scooter you see what happened every street corner now. Sounds biased. Because Mike Tyson takes a spill on that thing. That's front headline news everywhere is how dangerous these scooters are. Then you've got parents looking at their little white kid. They're like, Mike Tyson can't even stand on it.

You uncoordinated fucking kid. You can't stand on it. And there's a chance this thing's going to catch on fire. What a good PR spin by the scooter lobby. Much better than the hoverboard lobby. But the hoverboards are awesome. I mean, I ride one on a pretty regular basis. Bubble Watson has a hovered golf cart.

Maybe they could just outfit you in that thing. You can fucking go right over the water and shit on it. It's pretty cool. And I get a Top Gun helmet. Yep. Oh, my God. Maverick. I mean, I come in hot.

I'm flying down. They're like, they're about to they have to take a break and maybe there's even a sound that goes off. He and his hovercraft are coming down fairway eight now. Everybody just kind of clears the way.

It's like a slalom it's a slalom and if i hit every slalom money is donated now we're talking about there we go so now it turns into a action-packed hovercraft race random races and golf now we're talking about action and precision for charity did. For charity. For the kids. For the kids. Minimum absolute least, maybe like a fan boat out on the water. Yeah, and give me a little path,

a little track. And maybe if there's an island, like for instance TPC, I do laps around a thing like if it's a putt-putt course and I have like a big stick that I just drive around, and whenever they tee off, they got to time it up, or I'm going to fucking whack. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes. Whack. I'm going to kill you, clown. That's me on the fucking hoverboard. Look at us fixing golf like this. You're welcome. I mean, you can call us if you want.

317-867-5309. Give it a call. We will love to come fix golf for you. WrestleMania's coming up this weekend. Three women were arrested at Monday Night Raw. I can't believe they get arrested like that. Pandemonium. What was their bail?

Hey, if I'm in my full wrestling garb, like, hey, cops, maybe let me put on a T-shirt. You know, like I'm going to jail. Yeah, cover up a little. That's a good point. Now, granted, I did get arrested with no T-shirt. So maybe that's why I'm so, like, you need a T-shirt for jail for sure. Speaking of getting arrested, when we were at the airport, this girl walks by us and looks at pat and goes oh hey that's the don't get arrested guy just had to get that in there how'd you remember that

it's either she our friend probably had a t-shirt yeah she goes my cousin has a shirt with his face on says don't get arrested it's marketing for us by the way i think zito was insinuating though that foxy was still in a blackout drunk coma. Which you were, by the way. 22-hour bender. That's a shame. Anything else happen? What was the name of that city? Cum City?

To Cum Town? To Cum On. Yo Cum Town. Yeah, Yo Cum Town. To Cum On. It was close. Yo Cum Town. It was a great time.

I mean, I'm enjoying this a lot. Ty's not going gonna get to bed till at least 4 a.m which is it's 12 47 right now neighbors are banging on the thing i assume we've kept some very important people up and we're the bad guys but you know what the roadhawks are rebels oh yeah yeah without a cause there's a possibility harvey got towed we left it out there blinkers are on though you leave the blinkers, it's basically like you're just coming back. They don't know. Turn the blinkers off.

You're the dumbest. All our stuff's gone. I was thinking electricity, trying to save it. We're trying to have heat at night. That's you guys' home for the night. Home for the night week? I'm just saying, you've got no beds if you're not sleeping in there tonight exactly all these nights of living in a rat infested crooked condemnable fucking house have paid off because zito and connor are sleeping in a

rv for this entire week with zero heat and the weather has decided to drop below freezing every night thus far. Also, WrestleMania is supposed to be very cold. So that kind of interrupts what the costume I had at Macy's was going to go for. So now we're in a real... Curbuncle shit. Crossroads. Crossroads? Yeah, at a real crossroads. There. Crossroads. Crossroads? Yeah.

A real crossroads. There's a cur. Crisis? No, there's a. Curfluffle. That's what I was going to say. Is that the word? Sounds right.

It sounds awesome. Curfluffle is a commotion or a fuss. There it is. There it is. Don't be fussing. It is going to cause. A curfluffle. Yeah.

Yeah, I think so. I don't know where I was headed with that. Pretty vitamin. But you Yeah, I think so. I don't know where I was headed with that. Pretty vitamin dub. But you guys are living with no... Oh, my WrestleMania shit. Yes. Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to do. I have no idea what I'm going to do.

If for anything you don't watch, let's say you don't watch WrestleMania, watch the pre-show because you're going to see me in a terrible position. Yeah, I mean, it's going to be a terrible position and it's going to be live. And I'm going to be standing on a terrible position. Yeah, I mean, it's going to be a terrible position, and it's going to be live. And I'm going to be standing on the WrestleMania stage. I'm not on the

set. They don't have me on the set. They have me on the stage. So I'm standing on the stage in the middle of MetLife Stadium in a bad spot. You're a road hawk. You'll roll with the punches. You know what? Hey. Was I on the speaker's balcony today?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you were. I think so. Without sleeves. Without sleeves. Was I in some mega mansion that had like 45 statues tonight? Let me check.

Yup. Man, I can handle a little live TV in a terrible fucking god awful spot. God awful. I can handle that. You ate a slice of pizza with an entire bottle of hot sauce on it i think you'll be fine okay by the way liked it i am on a keto diet but there was pizza there and it was the only thing we could eat literally for like a few hours i was dying buffalo sauce on pizza even if you have pepperoni on it and just a regular if you just add buffalo sauce to any pizza, that was delicious.

I've never had that before. For sure. All right. That's it for us. Shout out. Something just got edited out because Connor's an idiot. If you can guess the exact words that Connor said right there, we'll give you $1,000 to the Pat McAfee Show store. That's hashtag end game, hashtag end game.

What did Connor say that we had to edit out right there? It is 1 a.m. Things are getting loose. But this conversation you're about to hear from me and an old friend of mine, the most hated man in the WWE, Baron Corbin. I think you're going to enjoy it. I'm just going to follow him. So what were you saying?

There's a little kid, what? Oh, there's a six-year-old. I've never seen a kid more distraught than whenever you hear music hit. I do. I do that to a lot of people. I had one, there was a lady in the front who had no teeth tonight that was really screaming it. Do you get spit on? Do they spit on you from yelling?

I don't get that close. We just did West Virginia yesterday. You know all about that. Yeah. Good people. No. Yeah. I think it was in West Virginia. close we just did west virginia yesterday you know all about that yeah good people no yeah i think it was in west virginia one of my favorite things ever from a live event was this old man was giving me the double bird okay just he was i'm talking 85 years old okay double bird and he

his wife was in a wheelchair okay he was wearings. His wife was holding the back of his overalls like this with both hands and he's trying to get through the chairs to me at the rail and it's pulling her along in the wheelchair. I could not stop laughing. So, he was like an ox. Yes. He knocked over like three chairs trying to get to me and his wife was just holding on on his overalls rolling around the wheelchair. It's phenomenal. How's it going back there boys? You got everything tied down or what?

Come on. Just make sure my Xbox and stuff doesn't fall. I don't want to cry on camera. Oh you got your Xbox? Always. I do a little streaming dude. We stream on Mixer. I just held my breath right there. Didn't think we were making it through.

Did you? Don't you have your Apple Watch, like, measure and stuff? No, that's not Apple. Yeah, it was just talking shit to me earlier, actually. Yeah. How I didn't walk enough today. You should throw the trash. Why?

Because it's just not cool. This is cool. Just because you put a gold bracelet on it doesn't make it cool. I can text somebody just by talking like I'm a secret agent. No. Yeah. So you became GM. You were dressed up.

You had that thing. Yeah. And you leave the GM ship. I got fired. I mean, I think they kind of ran you out of town there. Well, no. Yep, I just got fired it's and it was it was a fun moment while it lasted though because i was in the ring with vince stephanie shane and hunter

like it doesn't get any bigger yeah it doesn't get any bigger i have a picture of it it's phenomenal and the craziest part was like you know we're gonna go out there and say what we're gonna say and the crowd was so loud at booing me and chanting to fire me that we couldn't even say anything like it was crazy so everything you were supposed to get fired quicker but because the crowd no it was it was supposed to be just a whole thing and for seven or eight minutes, it was just deafening boos. Yeah, you were hated, man. That's why he fired me. Do you love being hated?

I do. I do. It seems like you enjoy it. So now, oh, great. Now we're going to crash. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Don't crash into my rental car.

No, I mean the RV. I told you, I got a hat in the backseat that's all I care about in that car. Just got it. You know how hard it is to travel with cool hats? It is very difficult. It is. Hey, we were just talking about your entrance music. It's awesome, right? Hey, that's a heater.

That song is a heater. Tommy Vex, Bad Wolves. That's your sentence. My buddy. Were you a part of the producing of that? Yes. Very hands-on. I thought so.

Because you had another song, Not So Great. Yes. It hands-on. I thought so, because you had another song not so great. Yes. It was like a generic track. And then... You give the bird call to a friend. They tried to do like three or four more songs, and the best part was Vince hated them all too.

And it was so scary, because I remember one time Vince was messing with me. I was on the stage, and they played the track, and I heard and I heard it and I think this is so bad. It's not funny I was like absolutely horrible Just you like it. I love it. I go So it's okay like immediately flipped because I was like, yeah, and he goes I'm just messing with you I was like, oh my god, like I was about to start crying Would have been what if you would have been stuck with that forever? It would have been so bad.

So bad. Just a miserable guy in a three-piece suit, hated by everybody with terrible music. Yeah, it's all bad. But I think that, like, I need my music for a pump-up. Like, I love good music, so... All right? No.

That's pretty much spot on. It's not even close, but we'll go with it. You've got to learn the lyrics. Have you worn my shirt yet? Oh! Oh, somebody go into my bag. You can't wear it right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, this is... No, I want a major outlet. Like, I want you to be on USA Wear. This is a major outlet. This outlet. I want you to be on USA where this is a major outlet This is not a major. Oh, look at this. This is major GoPros No free ads. They are go Please in the top of my thing Open up the big you buy it or did you get it for free? I bought it you lie

I see it on your face you lie. I Did I not buy that Zito you did buy I see it on your face, you lie! I bought it dude! Did I not buy that? See though! You did buy it. I bought it. It didn't cash. Are you lying? Where'd you buy it in cash? Huh? Where'd you buy it in cash? It was at an event, it was right there. They don't sell it at the event. Yeah, yeah, they did the one I went to. No. It was. Yeah, yeah.

I hate you. I did buy one. I bought a shirt and a hoodie. Really? I have a hoodie and a shirt. I didn't buy either of them, but yeah, I got both of them. You got both of them? That's how you snake out of a bet. We had to mix the hoodie, by the way.

I bought... They sell my hoodie. No, but they didn't have it quick enough. I wanted to wear it for this. I completely forgot. And they couldn't make it fast enough. So I made it. I made it myself. You did not. they couldn't make it fast enough so I made it I made it myself you did not you can't draw I just plucked yours off of the site and put it on the thing I'm in the merch biz oh yeah you are in the merch you are you're a little bit I'm in the merch that's why you're

wearing your shirt tonight I did I'm trying to sell some yeah I'm trying to make some money us us guys that everybody hates we don't do real good that's what I'm saying because you're never I do. Trying to sell some. Yeah. Trying to make some money. Us guys that everybody hates, we don't do real good in the little t-shirt sales department. Because you never wear them on wrong. No, but also, if you hate somebody, why would you buy their t-shirt? Well, I think people hate people before they love them. Right? All the big guys used to be big time heels, right? Yeah, for sure.

But I think times changed a little bit. And I mean, I've been hated for like five years now. Yeah, but I think you're really starting to find your groove in the hated world right now. Yeah, I'm as deep as you can go almost. Excuse me. Can you grab the wheel? Can you grab the wheel, bro? You're fine.

I thought he was going to be a little bit more. Can you grab the wheel, bro? You're fine. I thought he was going to be a little bit more... Can you grab the wheel? I mean, you're doing like 25 and a 50. Bro, it's the Greyhawk. Where did you get this thing? It's the wrong side. I need to be at a red light. Just put it on.

You're already drifting into this fucking camera. I can already see it. Are you not driving anymore? You just said no. Did you cut the sleeves off of it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. What do you think it says?

Okay, we're getting up to a green light. There you go. Look at you. I'll tell you what, that was quite a panicking moment. Maybe one day you'll film that out. Ah, we're going. You're not going to stop at this point. By the way, huh?

It looks good. Looks good. I feel good about what we're doing here. You do? Yeah, look at this. I mean, you look great. Look at this. I mean, you kind of forced me into it.

You lost a bet. It's fair and square. When you travel on the road, what's something you do? Play video games. All the time? No, I mean, I keep to a pretty similar schedule every week. You know, it's land, find a breakfast place after the flight, eat breakfast, go to the gym, go find food for the rest of the day,

and you usually got to get to the show. That's like a typical Friday. And then based on how long the flight was and the travel, I'll either drive that night after the show or I'll go to the hotel and play video games until 2 or 3 in the morning because we stream. The suites. The suites, that's right. I go around the world and go to mausoleums and stuff.

Like old churches where the walls are all just bones. I've gone to Guatemala and Belize and gone through these caves. It's really cool. It's a fun trip. You and your fiance. I know we won't take any helicopters or have dinner next to a waterfall, but we can go do some really fun stuff in Belize. Scuba diving is amazing.

Yeah, it was the second largest coral reef in the world. Yeah. Have you been there? I won a geography bowl eighth grade with that question. Really? Shout out me. Eighth grade geography? Yeah. I got the bowl and everything in geography. You went into out me. Eighth grade geography? Yeah.

I got the bowl and everything. You went into West Virginia after that? Yeah, yeah. Valedictorian, basically. No, it's not in college. Yeah, yeah, valedictorian. I thought I was terrible at school. So do you seek out places? Yeah, I've got an app and a book and everything. It's like, yo,

creepy sights here. Yeah. That's really what it does? Yeah. That's insane. It's like, yo, creepy sights here. Yeah. That's really what it does? Yeah. That's insane. It's fun. That's what I do on the road. I find those kind of weird things or, I mean, we did a, we've done two episodes on, uh,.com with, or Yahoo, or not Yahoo, uh, YouTube of me going ghost hunting. Did you find anything? Me and Breeze had some good experiences in this little it's like a little bar in Seattle. We're taking on quite a headwind. How far have you been driving this? Just got in. Oh yes you just drove in. How far was the drive from Indy? They drove for 8 hours. You flew? Yeah. What a dick.

Two drove, four flew. That's worse. This is like a bombing experience. Well, the one guy almost got sent back home actually. Oh, you're wrong. It's been a day. You want to send somebody home? Well, he almost didn't even make it here. We had a layover in Charlotte. Okay. Almost sent him home from Charlotte.

Why? You know, a 10-hour bender yesterday showed up just fucking miserable. Terrible. Looked like dog shit. How are you ever... He's drawing that play. He's drawing that play. That's fine.

But how are you ever going to knock somebody for that? I know. I know. It was very difficult. But he has to... He has to edit everything. So, so like he has to be up literally all night editing, so like out of everybody in the group

he's the only one that can't be doing that and he was a cool guy in Broad Ripple, he felt real cool in Broad Ripple, really? that's where he was hitting it? yeah, 10 hour bender do you remember the bar we used to always go to when I was there? yeah

do you remember all the we used to always go to when I was there? Alton Mood. Yeah. And do you remember all the times that we went in there? Because they don't reserve seats, so they would always reserve tables for us. And it was like eight of us. We always went there every time we went out. It's very nice of them. And everybody knew that we were somebody but couldn't figure it out because we were all rookies. Correct.

So the game was who can get away with the best story of what they do. Yep. And I think Josh Matthews was his name. He told a girl that he won a $10,000 lottery ticket. Scratch off. Scratch off. Had been living off of it for five years. Yep.

That one was good. Saved his money. Yeah. He said, I hit a scratch off. I spent a little early, but I've stretched it for five years. Great play. I think you had one. You were a nursing school dropout and became a fry cook at Denny's or computer salesman.

And also line chef. Line chef. Thank you. At St. Elmo's. We had another good one. I think I got away with one that I was an amateur hockey goalie for a little while. Indy Fuel? Yeah. Yeah. By the way, you would have been a good goalie for a little while. Indy Fuel? Yeah.

By the way, you would have been a good goalie. I'm right. I take up a lot of space. Not as much as you used to. No. Hey, I was telling them, your body transformation has been pretty impressive. It's crazy, right? Yes, it is.

Yeah. 330 pounds, man. 330 pounds. When I left Arizona, I was 334. Now I'm about 270. The only issue I'm running into, why I have to be so careful, is like, I was so big for so long that it stretches your skin out, man. So if I get too small, my skin just is not good. You have to get that surgery.

I know. I went and looked, and they said that it's not bad enough to ever need it Oh, I don't look terrible. Yeah How much weight will you lose? Is it a challenge every time Finding what works I think that's the challenge like unfortunately, I think I've screwed my body up over the years of like playing football I had to eat all those carbs and then I was having to get like 10,000 uh calories a day so you're eating like mozzarella sticks and pizza and stuff like

that to try to get the extra calories to gain all that weight so now like if I eat carbs my body's like oh yeah it's go time, let's get big again. And it goes real quick. So I just kind of have to figure out where my balance is. There's a Camaro coming in hot. Sorry about that, boys. Stop, Camaro. Pontiac.

It's a Pontiac Sunfire, yeah. The front looks similar, though. Does Vince like you? Loves me. I think. does Vince like you? loves me I think I mean

Vince is a man's man and and if he kind of messes with you I think it means he likes you like he's almost hurt me

before where like I wasn't paying attention and he body checked me and I almost went into this mirror and he was gone before I could even turn around

but I was ready to fight like I turned around legit ready to fight and I could just hear him laughing on the other side of the curtain. And then other times, I was standing around one time with my shirt off, and he just walked up and slapped me in the back as hard as he could. I turned around ready to fight, too, and he's just laughing. How do you guys handle that? Like, chops hurt very bad, right? Yeah. Chairs to the back hurt very bad right?

They don't feel good That's insane I don't like anything with that smacking sensation Me neither I just don't like it And so I hate being chopped Will people chop you just to fuck with you? No because I'll

Ding them a good one And they Like I'm not gonna to play games. Is there a lot of that in the ring? Sometimes. I mean, you've got to be out there having fun. It's still a competition, but you've got to have fun.

You still want everybody in the crowd to love every second of it. So it's not necessarily a game, but you, you definitely gotta enjoy it. Protect yourself. Yeah. But yeah, so I don't like chops. I don't like getting hit with a chair either

because it gives that smacking sensation. Do you feel bad giving a chair? Not at all. No. Of course not. Love it.

Yes. But I don't, I, I never, never throw chops because I don't like being chopped. That's what I was, that's what I was. But I will hit I never ever throw chops Because I don't like being chopped That's what I was

But I will hit somebody with a chair Are you swinging for the fences with that thing? Depends on who's at the other end If it's you I'm swinging at It's going to be a lot harder than if I'm swinging at somebody else I really thought you were going to say maybe pull up No I want you to have the full experience Oh you're such a good guy I really thought you were going to say maybe pull up one. No.

No. I want you to have the full experience. Oh, you're such a good guy. Exactly. I mean, I'm thinking of you when I'm hitting you as hard as I can. Man. Yo, come town. No way.

Yo, come town? There you go. Hey, there's no other guy that drives through Yo, come town. That's you. Thank you. I appreciate that. I feel like if you ever get in the ring, that's where you should be built from. From Yo-Com-Town. There you go.

Get it. Get it. Open. Open. Get the... Did you get it? It's going to have to be quick. Look at that.

Perfect. I think there's another one coming. Maybe. Maybe. Yo-Com-Town. Yeah. Most signs I've ever seen another one coming. Maybe. Yo, come town. Most signs I've ever seen in my life. Get billed from this city. Standing at 6 foot 1, 245 pounds,

fresh out of Yo, come town. Get it? Yep. There you go, kid. Look at you go. Hey! Come on, die desk!

I'm a big fan of Yo-cum-town. I can tell. You think that's how it's pronounced, too? Without a doubt. Without a doubt. You wouldn't lie to me. Never. Never. We've been friends a long time

We should have stopped in Yocumtown Stop and get a drink? Yeah No like Yeah wherever you want But we should have stopped in Yocumtown You're driving I'd like to go back to Yocumtown

Do you just want to hear it out man? No Just act like you're on Dr. Phil right now Let's talk about it Dr. Phil went to my high school What? Yeah Do you know him? I've him. I have a picture with him See, that's what we should talk about more often. The doctor Phil and I went to the same high school

Yeah, he gave my graduation speech. What I Bet you it was awesome. I don't remember Don't you disrespect I'ma draw the line You niggas pick who you gon' ride with Simple ass niggas happy cause they fuck my side bitch But she just mad at me cause she ain't the one I ride with Drop down and pick your heart up off the floor, girl And quit tryna convince me that your ass is not a hoe, girl

Wonder why I'm not picking up my phone well The last 12 months i didn't travel across the whole world hoping i'm a flop but meanwhile i've been getting paid on every stop neighborhood still good on every block still bust on any acting like you can't get shot hold up i got an extra clip for the johnny still burner on lap, only difference is the wheels Murder is a fact when you out here in the field Cause jealous niggas dealing with emotions only bitches feel And nine times out of ten they just want a friend But I've been real before rap so I won't pretend

Tell them to they face all the flaws that I'm noticing I never fuck with your type and I won't begin And then it's oh we on this high horse But bottom line bitch, this is my horse Never kill nothing, you just wait on it to die first But this gon' be the season that you want your niggas fly north I drop classic after classic Streets on fire, soft rappers can't match this

I ain't doing features even if they got the cash Me and Black Sam balling out the shop with sloths and ab look It's way more profit in these clothes. Why give away this music and make double back in shows? I 360 myself, then I exercise control. I hustle.com, my digital Louis Stowe. Tell them, catch up now or find out later. I'm revenge in the form of success to all haters.

Where events is a form of respect to spectators and your friends. Keep it real for a sec and switch later in this material world. The thought is contagious. And security's created cause niggas is less famous. And most of the time they just sent it for these hoes. So it's fucking up their lives when she see there's no control. Thank you.