The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 074 - The Most Electric Weekend Of My Life

Episode Date: May 21, 2019

On today's show, Pat recaps the most electric weekend of his life as he was in Atlanta for one his agents' weddings, and the stories that came from this weekend won't disappoint. Pat breaks down in detail his 48 hour whirlwind in Atlanta and then going directly to Hartford, Connecticut for the WWE Money in the Bank watch along. Nick and Digs also talk about their weekend back in Pittsburgh for a charity golf event that almost resulted in the death of Coach Digs, Todd details his weekend long excursion without power and how it almost brought his whole world crashing down, Gorms dives into the details of seeing The Who play with Jim Irsay as well as taking a tour of some of Irsay's most prized musical instruments. Zito explains his situation not making it to the correct Twitchcon location, Ty gives his seal of approval to John Wick 3, and lastly, the guys recap the series finale of Game of Thrones and give all their takes about whether they liked or disliked what happened, and look back at the series as a whole while discussing the viral video that was created in remembrance of the show. Today is a fun one. Come and laugh with us, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Zito at Ty Schmidt, Nat M Foxy, put on a fucking storytelling paradise for the next hour or so. Cheers. A wild weekend, to say the least, for Foxy and I. Friday, we travel down to the beautiful Atlanta,

Georgia, which, by the way, it is summer down there. It is 100% summer. It is thick down there. As soon as we landed, I just started sweating immediately. I had khaki shorts oh i had khaki shorts on uh figured i was good dinosaur you know what i mean yeah sure but bad look

uh i'm a sweater oh it's a little v in the back there you see so i get off the airplane because we're sitting on the runway there in the atlanta starting to cook it yeah yeah starting to come into plane and i'm sitting there i'm sweating i'm like oh my god and i just get up i don't even think about it and then i go to grab like my ticket in my back in my back pocket i'm like whoa wait a minute and normally in the jorts world not a problem because you can't even tell in the jorts world because normally you get a little dark patch back there if you buy it properly you can't even tell so now i'm in a bad situation i'm walking through this georgia airport with it looks like I won a little doo-doo back there. But it was a good start to the weekend.

We hit a bunch of traffic. Atlantic traffic is no joke. We turned around a corner, and it was just two hours worth of traffic. Literally, we were going wide open, 80 miles an hour. I think we got here at the perfect time, like right before rush hour. That conversation's happening.

Oh, my God, because. Like that conversation's happening. Oh my God, because there's a wedding in Atlanta. We flew into the airport, which is on the south side. The wedding was on the north side in Buckhead, which I guess is where all the money's at. So it was a little bit of a drive. 80 miles an hour, patting ourselves on the back. We turn a corner and it was a,

like almost got into an accident. So we sit through traffic. We do Atlanta for a little bit. And then it was time for this welcome party. We did nothing else. There was a rehearsal dinner before that, I guess, where there was a little practice rehearsal. It's in the name. Then there was some speeches given. Okay.

There. And we weren't there for that. We went to the welcome party afterwards, which is at St. Regis, which is the nicest place, I think, in America. Sounds glorious. I think it's the nicest place in America. It was very expensive. It was very, very, very fucking expensive. There's just Bentleys and Ferraris lined up out front of the place.

I mean, it was asinine. Beautiful. So we get there. We're the first people at the welcome party. We're the first people at the welcome party. We're the first people at the welcome party. It was awesome. So there's, because the rehearsal dinner was running late. I guess the speeches lasted a little longer than they thought.

So the rehearsal dinner was running late. By the way, we're the only ones I think that were invited to the rehearsal dinner. We're at the welcome party. That's all right. By the way, I wouldn't have brought us either. There's no harm, no foul there. So we're at this welcome party all by ourselves it's me foxy seven bartenders this guy called the mad violinist who you might have seen on america's got talent he's working because he was assigned to start working at this time so we're getting our own personal concert from this

guy named the mad violinist he's playing every top 10 song but with a fucking violin yeah crushing by the way just absolutely slaughtering so we're befriending bartenders and servers at this point right this is a good idea sure this is gonna end up helping us out later by the way just for future reference without a doubt when you go to vegas what do you do you take care of the bouncer you grease up the bouncer so when you have to go to the bathroom the the bouncer runs you to the bathroom, moves everybody out of the way. You take care of the bottle service people. Also take care of the bouncers. That's what we did with this thing. It was a good idea.

About 15-20 minutes later, people start filtering in. We basically claim territory of this thing. We're sitting on a couch. We're literally sitting on one of the couches. There's only four or five couches. I'm wearing a polo and pants it was prom for everybody else walking in there's three piece fucking suits walking in for this welcome

party i'm like oh my god coonan who's one of my agents uh his dad happens to own the atlanta hawks they're a basketball team he it was him it was him getting married and co Kunin is, when I say this, I mean this. He's just an electric individual. He's 5'3". He's this 5'3 Jewish guy who is just, everything is just, dude, dude. Like everything is going to work out better than you could ever fathom. The most optimistic human I think I've ever been around. Dude.

So he walks in after this i guess it was a little bit of a roast session in the rehearsal dinner i guess it was a little bit of a roasting situation he walks in sees me dressed like this he comes up he goes dude talent doesn't have to dress up like us bro so i put in a foxy i put in a foxy he goes dude foxy'sy. He goes, dude, Foxy's a talent. So they were like, everybody was so thankful we were there. Literally, everybody was so thankful we were there. They were awesome. Matthew Stafford, as soon as he walked in, came and beelined right over to us.

Like, everybody was happy we were there. It was like, oh, I'm happy we fucking came to this. No wedding gifts, though, for me and Foxy. We run. Yeah, cash. Zero wedding gifts. So I just decided, like, tonight, we'll just Foxy. We run zero wedding gifts. So I just decided, like, tonight we'll just buy everything at whatever bar we go to.

There you go. Like, this will be my gift to at least the grooms. Tonight, if we go out, if we're invited to go out anywhere, I'll just buy everything for everybody all night. Like, that'll be my gift the night before the wedding. Let's go ahead and get slaughtered. So as the thing's wrapping up, the St. Reg saint regis people are like pushing everybody out basically it's getting kind of hilarious it's expensive time you can't just you can't be there an extra 20 30 minutes

don't even fucking think about it they're one of coonan's boys though he has a group of boys down there i think they'll have a lot of money but they're bros like matthew stafford's in that group it is just a bunch of bros like these dudes they fucking these dudes get down like these dudes are a good time so as i'm leaving uh the one guy he's a little bit taller he's a handsome guy he hits me he goes you going out with us tonight i was like yeah man i was i was hoping that would be cool he's like we're going to supply and demand and i was like okay man i thought he's like fucking with me i thought he was talking like like a home depot type place you know like so like literally i look at fox i was like, oh, okay, man. I thought he was fucking with me. I thought he was talking like a Home Depot type of shit. So literally, I look at Fox, and I was like,

one of the little fuckboys, man. He just told me we're going to some fucking hardware store. We're not going out with that fucking group. So then Kunin's dad, who owns the Hawks, incredible life story. He started out as a salesman. He literally worked his way up. So I was talking to him about his whole story. He was so thankful.

We came, everybody was so nice. And then that guy walks over to me again. He goes, are you coming with us or not? And I was like, I'm not going to some fucking hardware store, bro.

Like get out of here. I don't know what the fuck you think this is. Like, I'll go have a good time with Foxy here. We will have a good time. He was like, no, that's a fucking bar,

dude. I was like, Oh, okay. I am so sorry. I judged you. I thought you were just rich white kid from Atlanta. That's a hundred on me for judging you so we went there and i mean we went we went there and we went it was unbelievable burned it down as soon as i walked in i mean i did the yeah it was

classic foxy how many people you think are in here foxy how many people you think are in this whole place right now foxy starts doing The fucking like Police head count Like he's a fire person I really did He's a fucking fireman Just touching the bar I think it was like 60 people

Yeah Okay Thank you Foxy So I go to the bartender I go yeah I'd like a 120 shot I'd like two shots For everybody in here

And the lady goes Get the fuck out of here She says to me And I was like No no I'm being 100% serious So then the owner comes over It's always like a double check two shots for everybody in here. And the lady goes, get the fuck out of here, she says to me. And I was like, no, no, I'm being 100% serious. So then the owner comes over. It's always like a double check.

It's always like a double check. Like a pit boss comes over. Exactly, exactly. You're doubling what? You can make that $100,000. Sir, you are splitting Queens. Yeah, yeah, split them up, bub. So the owner comes over, or manager, I don't remember which one, and he goes, what do you want to do?

I was like, I'd like to buy shots just for everybody in here. He's like, does it matter what type? I was like, I just want it to taste good because it's kind of early in the night. He was like, you got it, bud. And then they gave me the price, and I paid like five times what the price was. I was like, get me like two more, though. Like, I want two more. You keep two of those for a tip,

but I'd also like two more rounds at any given moment. And they're like, okay, so these people are all on my side now. So this place is all on our side now. So about five minutes pass, everybody's talking. Foxy and I have nobody to talk to. So we have two. You just bought everybody a drink.

What do you mean? It was like a high school reunion. And the party beforehand. You didn't make friends? I mean, kind of. Not really. It was a lot of... I mean, we beat...

I feel like everybody liked us. Fucking rubbing elbows? I feel like everybody liked us, but you go back for like a high school reunion. Yeah, correct. You talk to your boys. You know what I mean? Like these people haven't really...

Not even us, too, but other people that are at this bar, too. It's all like people that are like back in town, it felt like. Right. So we just saddled up to the bar and I looked at the owner. It was probably like three minutes later. I was you know that second three so then as we start going I do that a few more times I think

hindsight the next day we looked back on it I did it probably four times too many so before the weekend starts Pat goes to the bank and he gets he gets a bunch of money right cash just because your card doesn't work so what happens if you go somewhere and you order shots like this and then you give them your card and it doesn't go through you're the worst human i mean you're at you're at i almost got fucking arrested at a place in hermosa beach california and i was like i'm never falling for that again. So I always go and get cash. He gets the cash and then he hands me a wad and he goes, hey, you know, it's going to be a good weekend.

Let's have a good time. Make sure you tip people. Make sure you take care of everyone. Let's have some fun. And I didn't know this until literally today. I haven't even told you this. At that bar, I spent six hundred of that dollar. Oh, my God.

You know, I spent $600 of that dollar. Oh, my God. You had to have spent. So I won four too many. It sounds like you won at least two too many there. So we were doing it. We were doing it. Everybody was getting after it. Everybody was having a great time. This was one of the most positive bars I've ever been in my life.

By the way, when you buy everybody like 10 shots, it feels as if everybody's on a team. You know what I mean? So everybody's on the same team. And at 1231 a.m. or at 12 21 a.m one or the other i have to check my screenshot 12 21 a.m coonan comes around and goes dude fuck code red bro code red and i was like oh my god what happened this is the night before his wedding he's like oh my bro i just got a text from my rabbi and i was like started laughing i've never heard that text before,

especially on a day. I've never heard that before. I just started laughing. He was like, oh, I got to go. He goes outside. Two of his boys go out. And Foxy and I are still partying inside, right? So we're still having a good time.

And I see there's a little bit of a crowd, though, out the front with all of Kunin's boys. I'm like, oh, there might be a fight or something. Need to at least show face in this situation. know i'm not gonna fight anybody but i need to hold that guy i need to at least show face over here you know i mean these people are being very nice to us so rabbi texting dude he's outside starting shit hold on so funny you say that because we get up to the front and Kunin reads the text. After the rehearsal dinner, the rabbi had a long talk with himself.

And he finally came to it because Kunin is Jewish. His wife, like Baptist or something. So a pastor was representing one half of the congregation. The rabbi was representing the other half of the congregation. And at the rehearsal dinner, the rabbi was fed up with how much the other side was promoting Jesus. So there was real beef between the two heads of state. So the rabbi sends this emergency text that says, after further consideration, I cannot do the wedding tomorrow.

At 1230 at night? 1220, maybe. Was it 1220 or 1230? What a dick. So, by the way, Kunin. And if you're just getting paid pretty well. Hold on. Kunin's reading this, though.

Kunin's like, well, come on, bro. That's exactly what he said. So, we're laughing. Me and Foxy, I understand it's probably not a situation where everybody would laugh, but I was like, man, this is one of the most epic things I've ever heard in my entire life. And everybody in the group starts laughing, you know? And I was like, you know, like if these two can't get along,

I can easily get ordained again right now. I'm already ordained. It might be expired. And he was like, dude, you could do that right now? I was already ordained. It might be expired. And he was like, dude, you could do that right now? I was like, yeah, man. So I go on to Universal Life Church, where I've been ordained

one time, but it is expired. I got the fucking $35 overnight with the badge, got reordained, and it was right there in the conversation. Coonan goes, I gotta get out of here because I gotta go talk to my wife, but be prepared, bro. You might be doing the wedding tomorrow.

I was like, man, I'm ready. What are you talking about I am ready? He leaves. I guess they had to go put out some fires. We stayed out until 3. Very nice of us to do that. It was a good decision, obviously. We really didn't regret it at all. We were walking through Buckhead. A lot of the bouncers knew who I was so we had to stop at a couple places a lot of lines

at these places and these bouncers were being very nice to us so we stopped at a couple other places we go back the next morning we wake up absolutely feeling like dog shit I mean I was just so it was just one question you know yeah you Yeah. You know, in the hangover whenever old cuzzy walks into the bathroom and there's like a tiger there or whatever? Yes. I did that walk into like the hotel, which I didn't have a remote to my TV, by the way.

I didn't have any towels. Foxy had an end of the hall suite with a fucking LED TV. I don't know how. He had like a fucking home movie theater. I didn't even have a fucking remote or towels. I had to dry off with a t LED TV. Always happens. I don't know how. He had like a fucking home movie theater. I didn't even have a fucking remote or towels. I had to dry off with a t-shirt. Been there.

Only packed three t-shirts. It was a bad scene. But I did like that Zach Elfin Askey walk into the bathroom. You know how they show it, like him bobbling? And I walk in, and I look in the mirror, and I look right at my face, and I go, why do you always have to do it? I said it out loud.

Why do you always have to do it? Why? Why do you have to do this to yourself? So then I send Foxy a text. I'm like, I think it was like, what a night. And he was like, what a night. And I was like, I'm dead. And he responded, dead, in all capital letters so then we

passed back out for a couple hours i had to go buy toothpaste i didn't pack toothpaste so i didn't have towels or toothpaste so i go pick up toothpaste and then we i pick him up and we go to get pizza right and while we're getting pizza which you don't go to atlanta get pizza there's this place called buckhead pizza that is fucking delicious ah I don't know, actually. The state of mind that I was in, I have no clue. But it seemed very good. Yeah. Like, it was very good. It was in that nice, Buckhead's that nice part of town.

I would have enjoyed it. I think so. I think it was better than the fucking shit he called the best pizza in this city. Oh, paparazzi. Yeah, it was better than that. It had to have been. 1,000%. We'll see.

So we're struggling through that whole thing. I get a text that says, dude, could you really do the wedding tonight if you had to oh man and i respond with absolutely at that exact time foxy was just getting back from his first puke he was just getting back from his first puke which i documented on ig i was loving it because he had sunglasses on inside refused to take him off i mean he already looked hilarious and then he was just disappearing out of nowhere puking and coming back oh i had to go pee the first time he said a false alarm false alarm and then i was like you were gone for like 10 minutes oh yeah but i get a text then we wrap it up there and now it's time to go to the wedding. And we go back to the place, and I get a text that, hey, bygones have been bygones.

These two are ready. They're good to go. So I've no longer been called into the batter's box. By the way, not happy about it. No, I wasn't. Not happy about it. I was not happy about it. I mean, I was $35 for that thing overnight.

That could have been a $15 certificate. You know what I mean? That could have been a 15 certificate you know what i mean that could have been a 15 certificate um anyways mcphee weddings mcphee marriages uh potentially a new business but you're gonna have to come with a great offer though you're gonna i got a lot of offers i mean when i posted a photo i was still like that was coming fresh out of that bathroom uh visit so i wasn't really coherent and then when i i woke back up i had like a bunch of people who were like may 21st 2020 may uh but but what are you doing what are you doing and then i got some brides even coming in that were like my husband already asked but we would love it too and i'm like i just don't know if i can do what i just did i don't know if i can do what i just did

again that was like a vegas trip so we we to the wedding, and you could sense the big dick energy between the two leaders of the state. Oh, she's awesome. You know what I mean? You could sense the one trying to out-Jesus your God. Oh, yeah. It was awesome. It was like a back-and-forth situation.

And there was only a few of us that really knew what was going on. You know what I mean? So there was only a few of us that knew that these two at like 1230 last night were about to fucking throw hands over whether or not Jesus came back out of that cave. Fucking crusades. Honestly,

they were ready to go at it. So it was a beautiful ceremony. The St. Regis place, they spared no dime. I mean, no dime at all. Kunin freestyled his, what's his vows?

Always a good idea. Acapella? No, he didn't prepare anything. Oh, I thought you rapped it. That's on me. Improvisational. Yeah, well, freestyle, I guess. You're right.

You're obviously right. That's on me. Well, acapella clearly means like he sang it. No music. Yeah, well, he did kind of. I thought it was a beat. You know what? Every day, you know what you and I do we go acapella bro it's so much different whenever

we get a little music behind us um so she gives these beautiful vows very beautiful vows you know with the lord and everything and uh kunin i firmly believe that he either forgot the right vows or didn't know he was supposed to write vows. And he just so happened to have like an index card in his pocket that he pulled out and ripped. He did the rip up the vows thing. I'm going to speak from the heart. I wonder when he was told that she wrote out her vows

and he realized, well, classic. Do you know just rip up the vows? He's the best. It was classic. So he does this entire thing. It's electric, obviously. He starts speaking to the crowd like he's doing stand-up.

It was fucking awesome. And it was a beautiful survey. It was funny. It was very, very funny. It was everything. They did it. They get married. Mazel, okay, we walk out.

Let's have a good time. Jewish wedding. First time ever at this thing. So we didn't really know what to expect. We get in this cocktail hour beforehand. It's all beautiful and I feel terrible but there's a couple people who are fans of the show there that are coming. Sam Martin, punter for the Lions. He's fucking like pouring

it on me thick because he didn't go out the night before. So it's... Bro, I've been waiting for one of these nights with you. And I was like, well, you could have it last night. I could have it last night. I got a flight tomorrow. I'm not doing anything tonight. So I was being forced drinks.

Bartenders from the night before were there again. They didn't realize what happened after I left that little St. Regis thing. So I was getting back into it, having a good time. And then they debuted where the reception was. In this room. It was fucking. it was like straight out of uh like a like a sheik's movie it was like if a sheik had uh it was just like so there was a five or six what how set what do you call like a band there was four backup dancers a lead singer

a drummer a saxophone a piano a guitar it was a 14-piece band up there with a full performance. The ladies were dancing the entire time while singing and rapping. It was good. Jessie's Girl IG. Follow us. Follow us. Jessie's Girl IG. They put on a four-hour performance.

Didn't stop. Didn't stop one time. So we sit down. We're having dinner. You know, we're eating. Food was very good. Very small, but very good. I'm a bigger guy, though. I eat more. And the only thing we had

was a pizza since this point. So I was a little hungry. But it was some of the... I would say it's the best lamb I've ever had in my life. It was so good. The entire wedding, the way I described it, was if you had the first round pick for everything at a wedding, that was this one. That was exactly what it was.

That was exactly what it was. So speeches start happening, though. At the wedding, speeches start happening. And Kunin's dad goes up there and speaks. And he does a little throwback. He rips up the vows. He's like, I'm just going to do this from the heart. He rips it up.

Everybody's laughing. And he ends the speech with, it was nice. Welcome to the family. We gained a daughter today. It was all good stuff. Classic, classic stuff. He ends it with, the only thing I ask is tonight we drink every ounce of alcohol in here, eat every single bit of food we have in here

until they kick us out of this joint. And then they walk clap, okay? So then Kunin gives a speech. Kunin gives a speech, and it's like a seven-minute stand-up routine. It's good, though. I mean, he got six pops out of me. Like, loud pops out of me.

At one particular part part not everybody was laughing but i gave a loud pop because it was just a very comical thing romantic obviously and then he goes uh they're gonna start singing he goes let's get it on so like the mood out of everybody in that particular from the jewish side of the wedding was like hey hey, at these types of events, we get very fucked up. That was exactly what it was. Because you got to remember, the split in the congregation was there the entire time. And the Jewish religion that was being represented there wanted to make sure that it was represented

in a proper fashion. Like, hey, listen, this is what happens. Like, hey, let's get it on, was his exact words. There's an ice bar in the back his exact words there was an ice bar in the back the entire thing was an ice bar are you kidding me

massive ice bar obviously it was open bar the whole thing so we're getting after it band starts playing food's good Foxy gets served dessert

I don't get served dessert I have a picture of it actually everybody in the wedding got served dessert except for me it was a wild scene. They know you're on keto. This weekend I ate and drank

everything that was in front of me. That pizza was so fucking good. That might be why, by the way. Hadn't had a carb in a while. That was also our problem Friday night, I think. Hadn't had a carb in a while. It hits you quicker. I don't know if't hit you quicker. It does.

I don't know if it hit us quicker, but on the backside, you see, on the upside of the backside was very high because it was one of those things where I felt good the entire time. Very active the entire time we were out dancing, feeling good. Great conversations with people, learning a lot about people. I just didn't expect to feel the way I felt. I did not expect to feel that way. We ate no food, and we mixed in zero waters. That was the mistake.

Zero waters. That was the mistake. That was it. So then we, the party kids going, in a Jewish wedding is the most electric thing on the history of fucking earth. When I say this this I mean this the lab any yeah so that is a like a bird call for everybody to get on the answer.

Like, you know, we have the electric slide. They do that. They do the electric slide. You know, you had the Cupid shuffle. They do that. We have that. A little bit softer now. Yeah, we have that one as well.

We have shout as well. They did that as well. But then they have this other one that is literally, it's a bird call for every human that's at the place. You go running up to the dance floor, and then you dance in a circle. Everybody has their arms around each other, and it's like a fucking, like a, it's a tornado. I almost saw a 70-year-old lady get caught up in that fucking thing.

There was a drunk guy that was leading that particular side of the tornado in a circle and this older lady was... Did I know he was coming at the rate he was? And I was like, I don't know if I want to stop. Should I stop this whole situation? She was just dancing by herself

and then somehow she just had this awareness level that was much better than anything I've ever seen. She literally just danced around the guy and the group just went around her. She was an old lady. Her first dance tornado. It was. So at that moment,

they take breaks in that song, by the way, that love, I don't know what it is. That thing goes. Okay. And then there's like breaks. And during the breaks of that song,

they're just playing like the instrumentals almost. People are getting on fucking chairs. Okay. So then the's like breaks. And during the breaks of that song, they're just playing like the instrumentals almost. People are getting on fucking chairs. So then the chair thing happens. And they had a seatbelt on the fucking chair. So these people, you get in there, you strap it up. You literally strap it up. Like bucket seat ones or just across the waist? Just exactly how I was doing it right there in front of you.

Just exactly how I was. What's that? I have these. No, no. He did it like this. Yeah, but I did it around my waist like seven times. And you don't have those. Yeah, nobody has those. I wish I had those. Yeah, but that's not what you said.

I meant to say wish. Could you imagine though if they had that thing fucking roller coaster and put the flat back... No, they just had a lap belt attached to this chair. And then there was this one guy called The Empire. He was the largest man there. Big dude.

Six-foot-eight Jewish guy. He might have been 400 pounds. Yeah, yeah. He might have been 400 pounds, but he was in the middle of the tornado. He was in the eye of the tornado, by the way, rallying up the chairs that are getting tossed into him one-handed. Very much a let's-get-it-on situation. So then Kunin gets up there with his bride they're on two different chairs and they're holding a towel a napkin to connect each other and they all the groomsmen start lifting him up

and tossing him right and it does seem as if they're trying to throw him it's like a it's like a fucking hang clean like they're trying to fucking shoot him off. Seatbelt was necessary. They say normally they go raw, no seatbelt. A lot of the Jewish folk were judging the seatbelt. They were judging the particular chair because it was a softer chair because there was a seatbelt on there. But I don't know how it would happen.

Kunin would have fucking hit the roof. They were throwing him. I mean, it was obviously electric. More spins were happening around it so then they go down and i'm like oh that was awesome foxy's filming this entire thing by the way so foxy as soon as that thing started i was like i gotta go do that that's it that's it that's the thing with vince vaughn i i've been waiting for this since watching the movie wedding crashers so i we literally i sprinted to the dance floor kind of scared to get in it was a little bit of

like a double dutch situation with the tornadoes. I was like, ah, I'm out. Because all the people that believe in the sequel of the Bible, they were all on the outside. Right. This was the most I've seen inside-outside type operation. It was like that. But then the Coonan's family were like forcing them in basically. Right.

Get your fucking ass in here. And I got in a wave. I got waved in. I got waved in. Yeah. And I was in there and I'm in the middle of the fucking eye of the storm there. And old dad gets on the chair and straps up. Guess who's got the back right?

Back left. Yeah. Back left peg. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm a part of this right now and then there's like a one two three it's like feel the rhythm feel the ride get on up it's Bob's type type thing and then we just start and the guy I was standing next to

I felt him trying to throw Kunin's dad off I felt him trying to do it and I was like I guess this is what we're doing and Kunin's dad was just fucking up there. Oh, gee. Just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. If he falls off,

you're a accessory essentially, right? Well, if he dies, yeah, for sure. But it felt like, the thing I was worried about was if he falls off, I think somebody catches him because there's a big enough wave there. I think that might be something that happens.

Sure, yeah. But for me, the car sickness. Oh. I don't know how they're doing it up there. I mean, we drive on these bottles here. I get fucked up. These dudes are getting their stomachs punched up in here. And by the way, that 10 piece band performing for this.

Well, it's like a 12, 15 minute straight thing performing this entire time with dance moves in the back. It was electric. It was just absolutely electric. So that ends. I'm dripping in sweat. Everybody is sweaty at this point. Michael Klein, my other agent, goes rule of a Jewish wedding, by the way,

two to three dress shirts because you're going to do what you just did through your dress shirts every single time. I was like, I like you guys just have that little asterisk. By the way, we think this might be a four dress shirt wedding. This is an electric group of humans coming through here. So we go back to the bar.

We start drinking. We start having a good time. We get yelled at for not being on the dance floor because everybody leaves the dance floor at that point. So then to go drink, I think, and to cool down, there was some people that weren't happy. The father said you have to drink everything in there. Well, and let's get it on.

I mean, we were doing both. So you have to drink everything in there well and let's get it on i mean we were we were doing we were doing both so we go back to dance floor after party's great having a blast and i get called to like another room oh okay i get called to another room what like hey there's uh the godfather yep were you like please let this be the illuminati please let this be the illuminati yep that's exactly what I was thinking. We've got to remember, too, as soon as I showed up in those shorts tux, as soon as I walked in, as soon as I walked in at St. Regis, every human in there stopped and started laughing. No exaggeration. The pop I got from the people that worked at the hotel

to the people that were just passing through the lobby there to the people working valet outside. As soon as I got out of the car, there was literally just a look at me, a laugh, and like a finger point. And I was like, yeah, you're goddamn right. So I thought potentially somebody was like, we don't know who he is,

but the motherfucker that showed up in the shorts, we'd like to talk to. So I get told that there's a bar on the other side of this floor. It's like back through some things. Some people want to see you back there. And I'm like, fuck it. All right.

Yeah, let's go, Foxy. If I'm going to die, you're coming with. We go in there, and it's the head of CAA, the head of CAA sports, and the head of CAA something else. And it's just like it's a round table, leather couches. It's like a bar environment with some fries and wings on the table in the middle there's a tv on up above their shoulder there's a couple other people in the room and i literally just walked in and i was like oh jesus this is a pretty fucking big

deal so i brought up my own chair i brought my own chair and sat down i was like boys how we doing here and uh it was a 20 30 minute conversation with uh the head of caa media and then it was a 20 30 minute conversation with another guy and then i get a jimmy sexton who reps all the sec coaches i guess he's like his first official do it quite well for himself his first official client was reggie white he was friends with reggie white it was actually a really cool story this guy his friends were reggie white they were meeting with a bunch of agents. They didn't like any of them. So Reggie just asked him, why don't you do it? Now he just reps basically everybody.

Oh, that's awesome. And he's like very, yeah, he lives in Tennessee. Big guy, he's awesome. He was an electric figure. Talking to him, he gave less than zero fucks about me. That guy, I was out there talking about that guy. I'm not going to be a coach. That guy gave zero fucks.

But he was just an entertaining human being. Great conversation with him. So then I go and sit on the other side of the table. I sit down on the other side of the table. I go and get a Red Bull vodka. And I come back and I sit down on the other side of the table. And there is this character

who, his name is Vino, okay? Love him. Vino is, all anybody has said is that guy's my boss. So everybody said that guy's the boss. So I don't know who he is, Vino. I don't know exactly what Vino is, but I know Vino is one of the most incredible humans

I've ever talked to. What are you doing? What are you doing, Pat? I've been hearing about you a lot. I'm not a sports agent. I'm a sales guy. I just so happen to be in the agent business. I hear a lot of great things about you.

Let me tell you what I like about you. I'm like, oh, Vino. I did not know that was coming out. He's like, yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah. So what I like about you is not only are you a talent, incredible talent. I'm not an agent, so I'm a salesman. You're an incredible talent.

I love watching your shit, okay? But also, you're an entrepreneur. And when you put the entrepreneur together with the talent, I'm fucking starved. Take it easy. So I start dying. He was exactly taking it easy. I start dying laughing. I'm like, yo, Vino, you're an electric guy.

He was like, well, I'm just very fucking lucky. I don't know. We just try to make business, try to make people happy, honestly. That's all I try to do. I've been doing this for a long time. I'm lucky. He goes, you know Mike Francesa? I go,

I'm just learning about Mike Francesa, by the way. He goes, okay, so I've been listening to Francesa 30 years. I'm a big fan. Grew up in the way. He goes, okay, so I've been listening to Francesa 30 years. I'm a big fan. Grew up in the area. I went and sat down with him. He and I are doing business together now. So we got to get you two linked up.

I was like, oh, yes, yes. Yes, we do. He said, okay, we can make that happen. No problem. I'll text Mike. Mike's your guy? Yeah. I'll text Mike on Monday.

Maybe you're talking to Mike Tuesday. I'm like, Vino, you are the fucking man. Yeah, I bet. You two would like each other, so it'd be good. It'd be good for me too, right? This dude, I wanted to sit there forever and just talk to this guy. He's got a wealth of knowledge, obviously. He's done a lot of things.

I think he's the head of CAA. He knows everybody, it sounded like. And he was one of the most down-to-earth humans. He literally sounded like, he said it a couple times, like, I'm not an agent. I was just a sales guy who just so happened to fall in. But he was just a cool fucking guy. Bald head, electric.

Like, electric individual. How old was the guy? He seemed like he was probably in his Bald head. Electric. Like, electric individual. He had a lot of... How old was the guy? He seemed like he was probably in his 40s. Yeah. Seemed like he was in his 40s. Everybody was like kind of... I would have guessed 50s, 60s.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He was like in his 40s. Everybody was a lot younger than I thought. For sure. So it was kind of an inspiring thing. I was like, ah, man, these guys are a lot younger than I thought they were going to be. I thought they were going to be like 70-year-old people. Wouldn't get it with me or anything.

Vino, complete opposite. Love your shit. That fucking drafting. Hey, that's brilliant. Everybody could have done that. Everybody could have done it. Joe's not too white because you did it. I was like, you're damn right.

You're damn right I did. You're damn right. That's what I'm saying, though. That's what I'm saying, though. So he and I talked for like 20, 30 minutes. We got summoned to the dance floor again. Yup. Uh,

cause there was a dance for any other side still open. It was kind of, uh, emptying up, I guess. So we got summoned back to the dance floor. So we all go back over there and fucking Vino is crushing it on the dance floor. All of a sudden he's crushing it on dance floor.

He's got like glow sticks, uh, in his ears. I'm like this fucking guy this guy is my fucking guy right here uh sarah spain and her husband were there they sat at our table they were dancing ali la force was there she was dancing a good bit we're just having a good time out there fox and i were the last two off the dance floor though it had to be of course everybody just kind of sort of disappeared. Because I was kind of,

I mean, it's kind of, when you're at these weddings, a lot of people are couples, right? So whenever you're summoned to dance, you just kind of got to dance by yourself. And I'm okay with that.

I mean, I'll dance by myself. I got a lot of moves. So I started just dancing by myself. Foxy started dancing by himself. Next thing we know, we're like 30, 45 minutes into dancing by ourselves in there, kind of bouncing around.

And then all of a sudden, everybody's gone. Everybody was gone. I was like, fuck. Well, they can't fucking yell at us for not being on dance. Shut this place down. That was that picture. That picture was when everybody was gone,

and we had already been summoned to the dance floor a couple of times. I was like, last fuckers on dance floor. I just want to let that be known that we were the last fuckers on the dance floor, having a blast. It was awesome. Then we go out again that be known that we were the last fuckers on the dance floor having a blast. It was awesome. Then we go out again that night. We go out after that,

obviously, to the same area that we went to the night before. Yep. Because at this point, we'd made friends at this point, right?

That's a good move. We put in work. We had made friends and I had like six Red Bull vodkas. I was nowhere near sleeping. No, no. Nowhere near sleeping. And if I have that short tuxedo shorts on where I look that good.

Utilize it. I'm not just going to take this thing off right now. No. There's no way. No, no. What are we talking about? You're going to make it a night. Come on.

So we go out. And Sam Martin's at a place. And he calls us there. It was called Big Sky or something. It had a stage there. It was like a pretty cool spot. It was awesome. We walk there.

We get through there. We do the whole thing. We get in there. We link up with Sam Martin, who's dating Nastia Lukin, the Olympic gold medal gymnast. Nastia Lukin, blonde-headed girl. Sam Martin's dating her. They seem like a very happy couple. Very. Very.

Very dancing, the whole thing. I think they're going to potentially, I don't know. Those kids got a chance. Hey, there's a lot of love in those eyes. There's a lot of love in those eyes. We meet up with them. We sit there, place is packed. And it was a much different demo than the room we were in the night before.

So I was starting to get stopped by a lot of people down there. I guess we got a pretty good little fan base down there at Georgia Tech. Appreciate you guys down there, by the way. So I was getting stopped a lot. Now, granted, I walked in there wearing shorts, tux. He had a tux on. I had a fucking headband on that was a glow-in-the-dark thing. I mean, we walked in there.

We were calling attention to ourselves. Pretty much. But there was a lot of people that were walking up saying, what's up, what's up, what's up? I was like, oh, nice to meet you guys. It was very cool. I enjoy those conversations with people, especially from out of town,

because I don't know that we got people. I had no idea we had people there. And then we have a lot of people there. There was a lot, yeah. A lot of people. Somebody almost crashed their Uber to stop. Literally. The car was sideways in the middle of the fucking street

at like 3 a.m. Because a guy, two kids hopped out of their Uber to take a picture. They told the guy of the fucking street at 3 a.m. Because two kids hopped out of their Uber to take pictures. They told the guy, stop. And the guy pulled. Because we were walking down the street. It was pretty cool. Really good people down there.

And we sit down with Sam Martin and their little group in the back. We're having a couple of drinks. We get hungry again. So we go out to get food. There's a food truck out front. And it was at that moment I realized that I ain't never seen a city that loves cocaine more than Atlanta. Never in my entire life have I seen a city love cocaine like this. It was unreal.

It felt like I went back to, I don't know when cocaine had its big boom, like the 80s, maybe 70s. I don't know when it was. It felt like that's what they were living in. I had no less than 10 kids come up to me and offer me cocaine. 100%. With bags in hand, opening it in public, like on the dance floor. Not like, yeah, you hear these stories like, oh, in the bathroom, obviously somebody's doing cocaine.

You hear those stories. These kids were pouring out like sandwich-sized, fucking sandwich-sized bags. You want some? It was so normal. No, I don't. Yeah, my mom packed it for me. In front of probably 200 300 people these kids were just fucking doing cocaine

i was like this is insane this is absolute insanity and they're like you don't want any i'm like no man no no thank you though and they're like oh okay and then they would do one for me so they would they would extending and then they would just put in their pocket spilling shit everywhere which i know that is not i mean i've had a couple friends that have had a run with the old uh white devil and that is not something that happens and then i'd get three feet further and it would be somebody tapped me on the shoulder if you need any cocaine i got you i'm like man i feel like we're potentially in like a cocaine capital here in atlanta go to the bathroom there's fucking a line yes like uh you actually ask like are you going to

the bathroom or you're like no no no I'm like okay I'm gonna sneak by and piss okay yeah yeah we're just waiting for the stall yeah the stall out the door literally out the door out the door I'm like yo I feel like I went back to that club that we watched the uh Studio 54 oh yeah I was like man this is too I never I would have never

guessed that people do this with cocaine still we would just be walking by people and you would like look at someone in the eyes and be like yep I know what they're doing

and then it'd be like the next on the street too like I don't think Big Sky was the only place like because on the street we're getting stopped it was like McAfee like yo what's up man

want some coke I'm like, yo, what's up, man? Want some Coke? I'm like, no, man. I'm very sweaty. I was just at a Jewish wedding. I don't do the cocaine, man. But everybody was having their best life. Dude, it was cool.

Everybody was having their best life down there. I didn't see a single fight. I didn't see a single arrest. I saw cops all over the place. I saw a lot of cocaine. It seemed to be all very orderly. It was very, it was almost, it was impressive. No drama.

There was no drama, except for the rabbi. And then I went to, then we flew to Hartford, Connecticut, WWE watch along, then released, that was a good time. A lot of humans, a lot of humans. Oh, yeah. It's kind of hard to talk to people when there's 45 people talking about the show you don't say yeah that's what i was gonna say oh shifter good call yeah that was a bum so i go to pee i go to pee in there and there's a very nice bathroom very nice bathroom and shifter is in the middle urinal of seven and there's nobody to his

right or nobody to his left he is not flanked, okay? So he had been in there either the longest or he just got in there. He had two phones out and he was peeing. And as soon as I walked in, I was like, this is the most Schefter thing I've ever seen in my entire life. You got two phones, you're pissing. Like, you just, you can't turn off, can you?

And he was like, well, I'm just trying to catch up. You know, just trying to catch up. He starts talking really fast. Like, just trying to catch up, McAfee. You know, I just, I had been paying attention to the wedding, love, love, you know. And I was like, oh, I respect it. I won't let you know just trying to catch up he starts talking really fast like just trying to catch up you know yeah just i had been paying attention to the wedding love love you know and i was like oh i respect it i won't let you know i respect it so i go to the end urinal right which is i feel customary yes so i go to the end urinal normally i don't by the way normally i go to stalls i'm a strictly stall guy but at this wedding i was nowhere near anywhere near importance so i there

was no reason for me to be felt safe yeah i was like there's no so as soon as i start peeing he gets i guess he gets done. And I have my phone out, right? I'm scrolling through my Twitter. And he goes, oh, look at you. Like, he started judging me, you know? Because I literally just made fun of him for doing it. He takes the picture.

He comes up. He goes, you care if I tweet this? I was like, I would love for you. He was like, what about Instagram? I was like, oh, I would love for you. He said, I'll put it on Facebook, too. I was like, awesome. I'm like, like, oh, I would love for you. He was like, I'll put it on Facebook, too. I was like, awesome. I'm like, Shefty, you're the fucking man, dude.

He was like, that was so funny to me. That was so funny to me. You just got a yum gun. I met up late, and I saw him, and Pat's like, Evan, you're going to see what Shefty just tweeted. So we all go over to Shefty. He's fucking giggling like a schoolgirl at this photo showing it to me, and I thought it was so funny

He took a lot of heat in the comments For being creepy I would assume bathroom photos aren't the best I should have told him that But who gives a fuck He did ask me You were smiling in it Looking at him

The only thing I wish I would have staggered my legs a little bit so you could get a little depth on the calves. You know what I mean? Because the way the marble was in the background. You should have let me know if you were going to take a picture of me. He kind of did, and it was an amateur mistake. Now that I know, though, that if somebody's shooting from direct over there,

he just backed the leg up a little bit. That is one of the first things Stafford said to you at the wedding. He goes, looks at your legs, holy holy shit you really got some cannons down there thank you matthew that's right matthew stafford cool guy might throw for 10 000 yards actually yeah yeah i've always everyone's always said he's the coolest his wife by the way very she's battling right now she was there having a good time having a good time it was just such a positive environment man i i wish more people could go to jewish wedding hey how does the yarmulke work i mean did they say are you with

the bride or the groom and then they hand you no it was uh uh commemorative yarmulkes oh nice by the way spelled yarmulke yeah yarmulke didn't know that i had no idea i was just learning about it yarmulke they had commemorative it has a d and j on there with the date in the place now i did hear from other jewish at the wedding that it was a cheaper uh yarmulke because it didn't have clips inside of it you had to get a a separate clip to clip into your hair because we got gifted yarmulkes here if if you guys do remember. I remember. And they have clips on the inside. So you just put it on your head, and then it's like a twist cap. You just kind of push it, and it locks in.

So this one I put on, and I thought I had it on the inside out because there was no clip. So I flipped to the other side, and I was like, that doesn't feel right. So I looked around, and I was like, why is this thing not sticking to my head? They're like, separate clip. I was like, oh.

And they're like, separate clip. I was like, oh, and they're like, yeah. Cheaper clip. I was going to pay Jason Collins this year. An extension in Atlanta. It was, it was so, no,

I think the thickness of it, it was a thick, thick ass yarmulke. Yeah. So I don't think they could put the clips in it is what I was actually told later after being lied to,

I think, by the first Jewish guy. It was awesome. Everybody had fun though fun though man everybody had a blast um i just think that when you get a chance to to go to something like that you have to go oh yeah yeah something you've never experienced before but but also with the humans over there yeah yeah i think the amount of money in there might have toppled a few billion dollars. I think you're right. There might have been a few billion. You know that song where Jay-Z and Beyonce are like,

what do you think is going to happen when there's a billion dollars in an elevator? I think there was a couple of those elevators. I think there was a couple of those elevators at that thing, and everybody was so nice to us. I would have never guessed. I mean, come on. I did not deserve to be there i actually

when we're sitting with those three agents i'm talking to another ca agent lady and she was like those three agents right there are like the most powerful people in all of sports and i just he heard the way i was talking and i looked at her i was like i shouldn't be here right now and she's like well i really shouldn't be either but i didn't know that until after, by the way, when Foxy just told me. So I wasn't told about the importance of the people I was talking to until after I talked to them. You could tell, though. They were so nice and casual. Very casual.

Open. Didn't have ties on. They had open button downs. Had a sport coat. I mean, drinking. I think they were drinking beers. I think they were drinking beers. Isn't that better?

You went into that situation like that instead of like thinking they're so bigger one thousand percent exactly but now i've been known to very much uh act differently if you're a higher status no but it would have been in the back of my mind the one guy i did know like the one guy i did know is the guy his name's uh nick khan strictly because joe Tessitore tweeted a photo of me and him at one of the WWE events. Not me. Joe Tessitore did. And one guy who knows sports media was like, oh, not often pictured. Nick Khan on the regular.

One of the most powerful humans on earth, basically. And that's the only reason why I knew that. I didn't know who the other guys were until after when Foxy was like, that lady just said those are the most powerful humans in sports. Literally. I was like, oh, shit. Well, you know me. I'm not an agent.

That guy is electric. He's awesome. I don't know why he isn't on microphones. I assume he's doing okay. Yeah. I assume he's doing better. He was electric. Making me laugh very, very hard for being such a high-up executive.

I would have never guessed, but very thankful to everybody. I know you guys had some great weekends. Hold on, Pat. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you have these two incredible days, and then you've got to sleep that night in Atlanta, wake up, fly to Hartford, have enough juice in your veins.

Two and a half hour flight, by the way. Yeah. That was a lot longer than we thought it was. Have enough juice to be able to carry this broadcast on Sunday night. How did you add it up? I didn't carry shit. I mean, if you watch it, it was not a great performance. There was 100 people in the room.

I couldn't talk to anybody. At one point, I just gave up and just started watching it. I started watching the TV. I was like, I'm just going to watch the TV here. I'm kind of interested, actually, in what's going on. No, it was a good show. It was a good time. Those things are so simple, man.

You're just having a good time watching it, and you've got incredible human beings that come in there to chat with. I mean, it was really cool. I learned a lot about people, but I was tuckering out there. There was no food. There was no food at the thing. So I was getting yelled at by everybody that would come in there from the WWE about not having food.

At least they could leave and go to catering I couldn't go anywhere I was literally just sitting there for four hours Starving But it was a blast, it was really cool Brock Lesnar came back, ruined everybody's dreams and hopes And it was awesome Finn Balor tweeted me this morning, said he's good

Everybody's good I saw Baron Corbin before I went in to film a watch along And he was walking. He didn't look as fluid as he normally does. I was like, what, man, you getting too fucking old? He's like, just got done wrestling for 14 days in Europe. Now I'm getting in a ladder match tonight. That's why I'm walking like that.

I'm going to go stretch, too. I was like, oh, I'm going to go sit in a room. I'm going to go sit too. I was like, oh, I'm going to go sit in a room. I'm going to go sit in a room and watch. Nick and I, yeah, we tied one on Friday and Saturday. Not as many shots probably. Well, we might have done as many shots, but not bought for the entire bar. You got to remember, I'm not drinking all those shots. So we're buying those.

Now, granted though, sometimes you get stuck with them, Eric. Seriously. Sometimes you get stuck with them and you got to go. we're we're on fire today boys yeah i'd say so we're on fire today i'd say so this is one of those ones where we start recording and literally no clue what's gonna happen i had no idea what memories were gonna get brought up from this wedding and from this weekend but the ones that were popping up i I'm very proud of. Did I miss a couple little facts? Probably, but that doesn't matter because it was electric. I don't know if we've heard about Todd's Amish exhibition yet, but you're going to want to

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for our coach who had passed away. And my highlight of the entire golf outing was Nick almost killed my dad. What? Couldn't feel worse. About a year ago, maybe it was, almost a year, maybe two. Probably a year and a half. Coach Diggs was on a green and was hitting head with a golf ball and had to be taken to the hospital.

So here goes Nick. That's like one in a billion. Yeah, he's feeling good, okay? I'm feeling great. I've got the perfect blend of whiskey and vape juice and whatever else. It's like a 270-yard par four. It's drivable. I had everything going through my body.

Yes. Yeah. Up the hill. They had the tees pushed up. Bro. So I went after it. That's like a nine iron. But I hit that big hook, right?

So I was like, I'm just going to drive this ball into the hillside. It was the last one of our group. We were playing with five guys. It was the end of the day, too. It was the second to last hole. Yeah, so I just went up there. I was like, I'm just going to kill this ball. I'm just going to put it right in the hillside.

We'll get up there. We'll chip. I smacked the shit out of it, and I was like, oh, it's going. It's taking a flight here. Let's go. So I was like, we'll be all right. I didn't even look to where it actually ended up. I assumed it was either going to fly over the green or just hit the trees.

So I would start walking towards the cart. We're riding up the hill, and I'm like, oh, they're looking down on us. They're pissed. That's fucking on the green. I was on the 11T. Oh, so that's right there. It was my group and then my dad's group and then Nick's group. So I was watching him tee off, and I yelled four on the green, and they didn't hear me. It was like two feet and then my dad's group and then Nick's group. So I was watching him tee off and I yelled four on the green and they didn't hear me.

It was like two feet from hitting my dad. And I saw about six feet from the hole. It was a great shot. Later on the green. He was it was 10 feet. It's kind of tough to be upset about almost killing a guy whenever you're fucking within 10 feet for Eagle. But like they looked at me like and it was three little fucking Italian guys with Napoleon disease or whatever the fuck it's called.

Complex, yo. Napoleon complex. And I was like, oh fuck. And I was like, it's Nick. I was like, it's Nick.

And like, I don't know what happened when he came up. He probably said something. I walked up and he was, I could just see the glare. I could see it in his eyes. Yeah. The fuck you doing?

It was just one of those looks. Like when you were a kid and you disappointed your old man. You didn't fucking see us standing there? Yeah. You didn't fucking see us standing there? You didn't fucking yell? I was like, I didn't think it was getting there. I'm so, so sorry.

I apologize. I'm sorry. Were they impressed at all that you were within 10 feet? They were. Once they cooled down a little bit, it was a great shot. Okay, good. I'm happy you came around. Bye. And then the first thing that happened on Sunday morning when I walked downstairs, he

goes, hey, make sure Nick knows I was just fucking with him yesterday. Everything's all right. Oh, good. So you had a little, you thought about it. Yeah, but it was funny. I giggled the entire way down the next fairway because Nick texted me. He's like, dude, I'm fucking done. He's like, I'm fucking done.

Potentially dead. Yeah, he was very worried. It was the same hole that he got hit on previously. Oh, PTSD. So I was playing great all day after that confidence was shattered. I fell apart the last three holes. Did Coach Diggs give you a take at ease? Eventually, yeah. PTSD happened. So I was playing great all day after that confidence was shattered. I fell apart the last three holes. Did Coach Diggs give you a take at ease?

Eventually, yeah. We met up at the bar afterwards and bought him a drink. Was he with this guy? No, thank God. I wish he was there. You might have been dead. Nick might not have made it off the green. This one guy had a top hat on at the funeral when we went back. Top hat, this hilarious gangster suit.

And he was doing this smile thing with his cheek to me every time and like winking. And I was like, hey, Diggs, I think I might just got put on a fucking... Am I officially an Italian club or am I gonna die? I don't know. This guy's the most Italian-looking human and then you pair him next to little Coach

Diggs. They're like these two little fucking tag team Italians. They're just ready to kill and slaughter anybody. Weird snowshoe West Virginia one time and they were fucking drinking all day and they like and this guy apparently gave him a look from across the bar he was like six seven and these like you they could have stood on each other's shoulders and been the same fucking height they're like five three five four like five i don't know how i tell your dad is but five five yeah there it is they're right down there with coon in size and they're fucking just ready to go to war we go to back to pittsburgh and like the last time i went back was christmas and it was so uh condensed that i didn't get to get out with anyone and like it's probably been

like eight nine months since i've seen everyone and got to go out so every time you go out now it's just just schedule like the worst hangover of all time and then and then you wake up and golf and start drinking again you see like dudes you haven't seen in a long time great weekend though pittsburgh used to be a vacation for me. In the off season, I'd vacation in Pittsburgh which was a wild scene. He once looks out on a boat and it was the good time. It was a good time. It was a

gambling boat. Weren't allowed in the water though because they pulled a dead body out of there two days beforehand. And the rat that was floating when we walked up to get on the boat. Anyways, Pittsburgh is a good time. I think Pittsburgh deserves a little bit more credit for being a good time And the rat that was floating when we walked up to get on the boat. It's the size of a fucking beaver, dude. Anyways, Pittsburgh's a good time. Vacation.

I think Pittsburgh deserves a little bit more credit for being a good time as it is. Same with Atlanta, by the way. I'm learning that. Well, if you can avoid the snow. You want some blow cane, bro? You want some snow cane, bro? They all have their own little fucking lingo for each one of it. It was awesome.

They love it, Donner. I don't know how we shut down a dance floor i wasn't at the wedding though that is true it was strictly whenever we got to it was outside the one particular strip of bars that was just like true guys got short time that guy likes to party you cocaine? Because you know when you're on vacation and you're in another place, you get hit up because you're a white guy that's tall. So if you are in New York, you can go to New York, it's like cocaine weed,

cocaine weed, that kind of side. There it's just a bunch of southern white guys sitting on my fucking face. You want some of that fucking bam bam for that fucking face there's a wild scene a little bit of a recovery day here on monday at pmi yeah i mean we had a fucking wait we we did the wwe watch along foxy and i until i was like 11 30 we got out of there yep and then there's the whole

city of hartford shuts down sunday night the whole city hartford shuts down there was a big city burger king was closed everything was closed. Everything was closed. There was zero food except for at the hotel that we were staying at. Not the hotel we were booked at to stay at by the WWE. It was the hotel that Foxy led us to when we landed there. Just put it in its own fucking direction. So a whole other hotel that we didn't have a reservation at. Rough weekend, huh, Foxy?

Similar names, the hotels. Oh, not even same name, wrong hotel. Similar name. Double Tree by Hilton and then hill so both called hilton head one's at the airport one's downtown so i mean 25 30 minute separation i will say the one i picked though right across from the venue better it was the one that made sense yeah yeah thank you well until you eat at that lobby until 12, and then you have a 7 a.m. flight, so you have to wake up at 5 a.m. to go there.

We've been coming off. It's been 72 hours now. It's been 72 hours of really getting after it, but it's better than somebody who didn't have power for 72 hours. Is that how long it was? Yeah, 62 hours. Oh, my God. You went Amish.

Fucking good-ass time, boys. Let me tell you what. I didn't do shit this week. Living like a fucking settler. I literally just finally, I was like, fuck it. I'm just going to load up every cooler I have with all the yingling that I have. I get rid of all the ice before it melts.

Just loaded them down and set out and burned all the wood and drank all the yingling until they got my power back up. You learn a lot about yourself when you don't have power. I know. I slept out there. I woke up.

Slept outside. I got water fucked by all the dew the next morning. I was fucking soaked. Oh my God, this is a nightmare. Dude,

the best is you were, just like when people's planes are delayed or something like that, they start tweeting at the airlines. Oh, I love it. Todd was just tweeting at the power company that he pays every month. And he cut a promo on them. He cut a promo on a selfie video saying that this is now a war of wills. You said you weren't going to go inside until the power is on. And if they want you to live outside,

they will continue to not give you power. And I forget what state I was in. I was in a bad state, I think, when I watched that. And I did like to put the phone down and like actually start belly laughing. Just the thought of some little fucking intern running that Twitter account

that's like 15 years old. It's like, hey, dad. This guy. I was fucking in his zone, dude. I was harassing the fuck out of them. Every time they put out a tweet, we're down to 5,400 customers, and I'd be like, your coverage map says 8,972.

I just correct it every time. And then it was amazing because it kept going down, these announcements, until it gets down to the last 1,100, and we're still in that group. I'm like, I just fucked this. We're going to be the very last people because I've been trying to go to war with them. That's like NFL training camp, man. You've got to make through the cuts. You've just got to wait it out.

How was that when you found out, hey, it's on? What was it? You saw all the lights kick on? I walk up in the morning, and it was on. What was it? You saw all the lights kick on? I woke up in the morning and it was on. Didn't even get to enjoy it. Because I woke up like two different times and I tweeted. I think I tweeted them again something at like 3.30 or 4 in the morning. Still don't have power.

Outside. You were sleeping outside at this point? And then I just fall back asleep and I wake up and I could see shit's on. Because all the light switches were on. It was hot this weekend too. When it comes on, I want to know no air no ac it was rough because it was like mid-80s right oh yeah stonk fucking you know because all you got is a cold shower fucking nothing and then so i didn't even think about that water not heating yeah power's back right sunday i'm like all right good day i get cleaned up all right we're feeling better go through our day a little energy in me we planted some plants

i had a little brunchy brunch had a good fucking day game of thrones finale's coming on oh i get 10 minutes i'm going there turn it on i'm like go ahead and go to bed morning i'm going to finish off this day just right watch a little game of of Thrones finale. Bang! No fucking cable. It just says boot on the front of it. It's all welcome on my screen in three different languages. No matter what I do, I'm power tech. I'm calling the company and I'm

like, I got fucking seven minutes before the finale. You got to fix it. And they're like, I'm sorry. Nothing we're doing is working. And I'm like, oh yeah. Well, that makes sense. With that power for five days, now my box fucked. Me and Foxy are hoity toity around in Atlanta. Fucking Todd

just living like bear grills in his backyard. Morning militia. I was about ready to start my own fucking battle. It was going to be my own army. I would like people to know that I told Todd he could come live in the office. Land power here, I think. I don't know.

I told him he could come live here. It was a true war of wills. And I think you won, by the way. Well, and then I became a slave to the fucking generator. Once we finally got a generator, because it would run out every four hours of gas. So I was like, why can't he? I was like, he can't even go get a fucking hotel or something. Because all my shit's going to rot in the fridges. Fucking nightmare. of gas. So I was like, why can't he, I was like, can't even go get a fucking hotel or something because all the,

my shit's gonna rot in the fridges. Fucking nightmare. And I let Marty pick out the generator, somehow finds the loudest generator ever made.

It's the worst, loudest generator. So you got no power judging a generator? Yeah, my neighbors are just looking out the window like,

ah! They're like, what the fuck is that? It's horrible. That is a tumultuous situation for a relationship. Look at you guys, though. You did survive. Yeah, we didn't kill each other somehow.

So this is how bad it gets between, like there was tension, right? Because all the shit of the generator. That's what you just said about the generator. She's like, it says don't put it close to the house. I'm like, it weighs fucking 100 pounds. I'm not moving it every time you want me to move it. So finally, you know, I find these bird nests.

We have two bird nests. And one, I thought, that one's been there for a long time. I'll just tear that one down, you know, whatever. And I grab it, and I go, oh, bird in there. Bird in there. Fresh bird. That's like an hour, just born an hour ago I put it up there she's freaking out you touch it yes now the fucking the mob is not gonna come back I'm like it's a wives tale and then I'm gonna fucking get an Instagram video

this I'm gonna take the picture she's young from out there if you that birds never gonna come back if you don't quit fucking with that nest. I was like, you need to shut your dirty horn down. And I'm like, why did I just call her a whore? I didn't even mean that. I didn't mean you were a whore.

Just really tense right now. But I do got to go get this video. Hey. Hey. Hey. Yeah, I like that. Fucking Tarzan Todd Oh my god That was incredible Good for you man So somehow You should feel a lot worse than me and Foxy. But Foxy and I chose to do a story.

So it's 100% our fault. You guys put on a show. I think we did. I wish I would have done the wedding. By the way. That's the only way the story gets better. All the groomsmen were coming up to me during the reception. They were like, we were pushing so hard.

You have no idea how close you were. We were like five minutes away, I think, from really having you do it. Because they were trying to mend the peace between the two leaders of the state. And as they continued beefing, all the boys, I guess, were like, just fuck it, let McAfee do it. Hey, just let fucking McAfee do it. Could you imagine everyone in the hotel, the staff, the guy with the shorts, the guy with the shorts is doing the wedding?

I practiced at the bar as soon as I got the picture of the certificate. I was like, dearly beloved. It was so fun. And all the groomsmen were like, yes. He can do this. We need that. And Klein, the other agent of mine, he was going to be up there next to me

to make sure that we satisfied the Jewish portion. Right. He was going to tell me things to say during the Jewish stuff. Hilarious. Yeah. It would have been... I didn't think that wedding could have got any better. I think the only way it could have got better

is if I was doing the wedding. Exactly. And that's strictly for myself. I don't know how they would have felt. I don't know how they would have.... I don't know how they would have, that would have been for me. That would have been a good time. That would have been a show.

They should have done that. Well, I mean, I think there's a lot of planning. No for next one. Somebody in that group gets married. Somebody in that group gets. Gorms, Pardsey here. Pardes, Chopper. Listen, we were with a couple billionaires potentially.

Gorman was just like Literally sitting right next to one For the weekend Got a chance to meet the Who Was all in Chopper Popper, am I correct? Not bad, not a bad weekend Yeah, well you're just hanging out with Jim Irsay again A little bit of the Who

A little Jim Irsay I got a fun one though for you Yep, let's hear it So he says, hey, be over at the house You know, 4.30ish, 5ish You know, come on up We'll have some food and stuff ready to go And Jim's, you know 4 30 ish 5 ish you know come on up we'll have some food and stuff ready to go and in jim's you know entertaining way he says brother don't worry about transportation i got

that covered tonight and i'm thinking okay good we're gonna take a couple runner vans out there he owns a great runner vans that he gets around town in tour bus because uh by the way for those that don't know the concert venue is like 45 minutes away from every human that lives in indiana but no matter where you live, it is at least- And it's a two-lane entrance. Yeah, and it's a single-file highway in there. It's going to be traffic. So I'm thinking, okay, the big man's going to-

He does it right. He's had that police escort out there before. Tour bus, bus. Everybody just kind of moves over, and they let them in. So I'm thinking, okay, we get in the runner van. We go outside. We get into the vans. I'm thinking, okay, here we go the runner van. We go outside. We get into the vans. I'm thinking, okay, here we go.

We're going to meet the police escort. We stop two and a half miles later, and we're at the helipad. I'm looking at the biggest whirlybird I've ever seen in my life. He's like, brother, let's go. We're going to beat this traffic. You think? And I'm going, I say, so the pilots are, and I'm like, dude, it cannot be more than a four-minute trip. He's like, well, actually, five.

So five minutes from Carmel to Noblesville, hop in the bird, go, land in the field. There's two vans, regular vans, waiting for us. In the field? In the field. There's two vans out there. Walk about 60 feet, get in the van. Okay, here's the tickets. Here's the things, everything. Here we go. Security another 400 60 feet, get in the van. Okay, here's the tickets. Here's the things,

everything. Here we go. Security another 400 yards away, open in the door, whisk them right in. And I'm shocked because- And you meet the who? Jim had met him earlier. So here's what I had found out. He had taken the whirlybird with Mike Wanchick, who was also with us. Mike Wanchick's the band leader for John Mellencamp, has been there for his whole career. So this guy's been around Mellencamp the whole time. And they had a chance to go out and talk with Pete Townsend, and him and Jim went out there at about 2 o'clock,

took the bird out there, and just sat with Townsend. Just sat the whole time. Now, there was an actual law made because of this whirlybird, because of said whirlybird. Because you guys had to drive in those vans. Well, he used to land it at his property. In his backyard. In his backyard.

In the middle of Guam. Which was enough room because he got a big backyard. And the neighbors are like, what the fuck? What in the hell is going on at 1 a.m. in the morning? They said no more. So he built another helipad, which is about 2 1⁄2 miles away. So we get into that. So I'm thinking, okay, there's about five people there and two security guards with Jim.

So I'm thinking, well, he's going to go up on – I'm not asking questions. You know, I'm just – I'm not – You're there for the ride. Yeah. So I'm thinking, okay, they're going to whisk him up. And he's like – Jim's like, no, I'm seeing this up close. He's in row two right on the end. He's got two seats over there.

And the rest of us were probably eight seats away in the row and back of him. He's row one. We're row two. So he's sitting right in there walking through the crowd and everything. Now he's doubled up with security and everything. And I was just like. Anybody stop and say what's up? Everybody.

He's the fucking man, dude. Everybody. Yeah, everybody. Hey, dude, that's like so cool. He's got the hundos out and stuff. Oh, he's got it. He's a good time. It was great, man.

I'm sitting there watching from 15 feet away, watching the Who up there, and he's having a great old time. And he's like, all of a sudden, man, we're seeing the whole show. I mean, the whole show. It's a couple hours in, and we're over here on this side, and we're looking over at him because he's not going to go when the show lets out. Can't do that. So he's got to know exactly.

So he had already worked it out with Townsend when he went and talked to him earlier of what the second-to-last song is. You need a set list. Brother, we need a set list. We won't get fooled again. Let's go. So he's rolling out there, man. Everybody's giving him everything as he's going on by him.

We're whisked away. Security guard, back to the van, back to the field. Home in five minutes. Home in five minutes looking at it. It's unbelievable. I mean, beat traffic out. I was fortunate. Don't get me wrong.

I'm fortunate. But literally, the stupidest way, the greatest way, but also the stupidest way to see a concert is literally, it took us 10 minutes from his house till we were sitting, basically. It was like within 10 to 12 minutes. It doesn't get said enough. No. Jim Irsay is the fucking man.

Jim Irsay is the fucking... Could you imagine sitting in that traffic looking down at... Yeah, actually, Jim, every concert I've been out to... I have a few with you. Yeah, I can. Look at his mood. No'm a few with you. Yeah, I can. Look at this. It moved. No, brother.

Fuck that. Jim Irsay's the best. Oh, it was great. Big spread of food. I went and saw the stuff that he had downstairs. That's what I was about to say. Hold on. Because he just recently broke news.

This is the only time Jim Irsay does something that's not expected of a billionaire or not expected of a person. It's the only time he makes news, right? So none of these legendary stories get told about him except for when he does something ridiculous. And he bought a $770,000 piano. Very ridiculous. What a deal though. I'm not being funny. That literally is a steal for that piano. What piano is it? Well, it's John Lennon's piano.

Oh, that makes sense. Okay. And he wrote a handful of songs but he wrote engraving on there was awesome yeah he wrote a day in the life on that which is one of the bigger woke up got out of bed dragged a comb across my yeah we know you know i don't all right well you would have been played but so he got that and it was his baby man it was sitting in there and i said hey give me the code let's go give me i go what's the code is code change i knew the code from before. Code's changed, brother. All right, let's try this.

So I'm down there pushing buttons. It's not opening because it's a door. It's not opening. Well, try the pound before, maybe. It's not opening. Try it after. It's not opening. Oh, so we go back and forth up there.

By the way, I sprint back upstairs, go down, and there it is. It's like, wah. It's right in the memorabilia room i took a bunch of pictures but the best thing about it was he has a museum down there huh he has two rooms down there that have more memorabilia and the complex on 56th street here in indy the the football office he's got a ton of stuff even there and mostly football but the musical stuff uh is scattered about but he's got two of these rooms one of them's done i'll say it's small the other one's getting done you know piano's awesome though piano's so beautiful look at everything and he's got his selected

guitars up there and i told you about a guy named mike wanchick who i was there with and to see his face and if all you get gear heads out there understand what there's a 59 a 59 fender strat is like is there i don't know if we have a single gearhead. Well, I'm thinking like gear. No, but what I'm saying is I just don't know if we have that. I don't know if this is going to be appreciated enough. What do you mean? Because I don't even know what a gearhead is. Well, a gearhead in music terms, if you're a car guy, you're a gearhead.

But in music terms, a guy who likes gear, a guy who likes amps, a guy who likes everything, guitars, a guy who likes everything. Sorry about that. I didn't know what gears were for. No, no. For front men, gearhead. I was thinking what you were thinking. Okay, yeah. amps guy who likes everything guitars guy like oh sorry about that no no frontman okay yeah so anyway he sees this 59 strat and he's like to see his eyes i'm telling you it was unbelievable to see this guy who's played music his whole life and to see a 59 strat there were so few made and

jim has one of them it's well over a million dollars feels as if he's doing um the music world by the way not a favor but he feels like he as if he's doing the music world, by the way, not a favor, but he feels like he owes it to the music world, right, to kind of keep all this stuff. Oh, absolutely. Bro, he's put stuff out on tour all over the place. Under the radar, nobody's talked about. Like the guitar from Jerry Garcia, which was 1.10, 12 years ago,

1.2 million at that time, he's put it on a tour. He's given it to San Francisco to say, hey, go look at this piece of musical history. This is what you guys wanted. He loves the music world. Yeah, so same thing with the Kerouac Scroll that he bought for $1.5 million. The people, and there's all over the world that want to see that, puts it out

on tour. I mean, it was just in Rome last summer, you know, out on tour. Yeah, he calls himself a gatekeeper of this stuff. So it was really great watching him so proud with that piano and watching Mike wanchek's eyes light up when he sees his 59 strat he's like the gearheads get hard it was crazy you know and you know enough food to choke a horse you walk in it's funny mcdonald's you want it kfc you want a chick-fil-a you want a burger king oh by the way great italian spread over here homemade here anything you want it. Chick-fil-A, you want it. Burger King. Oh, by the way, great Italian spread over here.

Homemade here. Anything you want. You know, it's like. Hartford. There wasn't a single restaurant open. Erse's got 45 of them. Oh, it was great. It was great.

It was just, he did it right. And, you know, it was just fun to see him with the Who, you know, watching, like, while they're up there doing it. Because he's. Like a fan, yeah. Yeah, when he was 10 years old, like, he was like, man, I was buying Who albums and thinking, man, one day I'd like to see these guys. Now he's seeing Roger Daltrey having tea with Townsend for an hour. What's his favorite meal?

What did Hersey go to there? Did he go to Chick-fil-A? Same thing, everything. Yeah, he did have a little Chick-fil-A. Oh, shout out Chick-fil-A. When he goes to a restaurant, there's always three to four entrees ordered just by him. Yeah, we'll try it.

Got to try it. Got a steak here. Got a fish there. Got some crab there. We got to go. Loves that move. Dude, he's the best. So it's all around.

Everybody help yourself, but we're going to try everything. I'll take one of everything. Big a la carte guy. I'm a huge Jim Mercer fan. Does he play instruments himself? Oh, yeah, dude. He was supposed to play at the Super Bowl after party. He can pick that fiddle.

He was supposed to play the one that we lost. The entertainment was going to be brought to you. Zero chance he was getting up there and playing after that loss. No. No, there was no performance after the loss. But there was supposed to be one special guest performance by Jim Irsay. And I was elated. He's an electric individual.

Good for him. At his daughter's weddings, he's plugged in with friends that have been there and played galore while the dance floor's going on. I think he played at a birthday party he was at that I was asked to go to. He was at a birthday party, somebody he knew, and I was asked by his assistant day of that was like,

is there any way you can be at blah, blah, blah at 7 o'clock tonight? And I was like, I don't think so. Is there any way that you could be at blah, blah, blah at 7 o'clock tonight? I was like, I honestly don't think so. Okay. Mr. Ursae was wondering if there is any way.

I was like, oh, yeah, yeah. I could be there for sure. I know this goes. And I get there, and he's just having a good old time, and then he fucking plugged in the guitar and started playing, and I was like, this dude is electric. Yeah, he is. He's an awesome guy.

Shout out to you, though, getting to live an incredible experience. How about that? That was a great night, yeah. We were on a plane yesterday for two and a half hours. I almost died in there. It was tough. It was tough. Anyway, we did it today.

Atlanta, Hartford, and then back Hartford to Atlanta to get to Indianapolis. Kurt Eagle went from Hartford to Atlanta to get to Indianapolis. Kurt Eagle went from Hartford to Atlanta to Pittsburgh. It's a lot worse. Yeah. I watched him do it right in front of me, right there in front of me. And Booker T, I was like, oh, my God.

That's tough stuff. Hartford, Connecticut, by the way. Oh, don't get me started. You like the city or not? It's a dump. I'm sorry, Pat. I mean, I know you got fans out there and stuff, bro, but I've been there a handful of times in the last 25 years, and I've got not much.

What's it known for? It's a whaler. Whalers. Heel Gorms. I love this. All the big insurance companies are out there, right? Oh, no. There's not a lot.

I went out there for a training for work once. There's nothing there. There is a millennial festival, though. Yeah. There's not a lot. I went out there for a training for work once. There's nothing there. There is a millennial festival, though. Yeah. Street art festival that happens every single Sunday. Oh, nice. It's just a bunch of millennials standing on a thing, spray painting shit. Nice.

Yeah. Okay, here we go. With some music. It was good art. They had Nipsey Hussle. They had a big Nipsey Hussle, and they were adding to it on this other wall over here. But there wasn't much. There was a cool street, though.

I think if anything was to be open, though, I think it could have been a good time. That's what I'm saying. I think there was one particular street we walked down that was all bricks. Everything was closed. They shut it down early. It was a ghost town. It was literally a ghost town, which makes no sense. The arena, which is in the middle of the town, is letting out a lot of people that have just been sitting there for four hours.

Business-wise, doesn't make much sense. Neither here nor there. We walked through, though. It looked like there was that one street that could be good. They had lights hanging from the top. A lot of potential. A lot of potential. It was cool.

I don't want to judge it too much. Gorman did. Well, I haven't been there in a few years, Pat. Did you get a back pedal? I just got beat. You're just playing both sides of the fence. It was tough, though, dude. We walked around the whole fucking city.

Not a single thing was over. Dude, and other people were, too. There was a hookah bar, though, that we almost went into. I didn't know if they had food or not. I doubt it. No way they had food. I don't know. I don't think I've ever been to a hookah bar.

You shouldn't. Yeah, they're not. Why? Why is everybody judging like that? What are you, 12? What do they do? I don't know what they do. They just smoke hookah.. You shouldn't. Yeah, they're not. Why? Why is everybody judging like that? What are you, 12? What do they do? I don't know what they do. They just smoke hookah. Tobacco. What?

Tobacco in the hookah. Like those hookah things? It's just a bunch of those? It's a young, hippie-like kids that are old enough to go to a bar. And then you eat there? Yeah, Red Bull and muffins. A lot of them don't serve food. The last hookah bar I went to had that.

Red Bull and muffins? Yeah. I would have loved Red Bull and muffins. Did you hear about the Chicago trip? No, what happened? I went back to Chicago for a Twitch event and I went to the wrong location. It was in a different city. So how's that even happen?

Yeah, so I take Uber right from my parents' house to downtown Chicago. There's two locations for this place. Probably didn't take the helicopter. Didn't you buy a ticket? Hilarious. Good callback, Nick. Hey, Nick.

Hey, thanks. Good callback. I was told by like five, six different people when I was talking at the Jewish wedding, like, oh, good callback. Like they were referring to things that were happening through the day and then they were noticing it was happening and uh like complimenting me on it it's like almost like kunin was like yo dude like when you talk to pat like he's a comedian anyways let's go back to last week yeah when you chose not to go to pittsburgh with

that is up for massive controversy. That is a huge controversy. I'm willing to take this trial. It's a blatant lie. It's what you do every time. You were invited by me, I think, and I didn't even go. Yeah. I didn't invite you, though.

You could claim that if you wanted to, but I clearly invited you. I would want a wholesome invite if that would be the- What does that even mean? It was a wholesome- Nick's not a wholesome guy? Wow. It's about as wholesome as I get. It would be a half invite.

Oh, because... Because I would have been in his car. So you're saying wholesome as in the whole group. Yes, exactly. Wholesome, though, I don't think is... Well, it would have been a foursome. Got it. Wholesome.

Because it's golf. Threesome. Yes. You really wanted to. Now we're talking. Yeah. But you clearly said no to Nick. You said, I don't want to go there.

I have a big Twitch event in Chicago. Yep. And I was like, are we in it? Are we being... You said, no, I got tickets for it. Yeah. Right? said no to nick he said i don't want to go there i have a big twitch event in chicago yep and i was like are we in it are we being that you said no i got tickets for it yeah right is that not the case have we not given twitch enough fucking money no no it was a free free event they gave us tickets okay and so it said twitch chicago and there's two locations there's one in skokie illinois that's up north skokie and then there's one in chicago like there's these like a not a bar but like a gaming center thing.

So I was like, oh, it has to be the one in Chicago. Why would they call it Twitch Chicago? Spokie, isn't it? It would be Twitch Skokie. But it wasn't. It was Skokie. How far of a trip was that?

So like from like my parents' house was like 30 minutes to go to Chicago, but it would have been another hour and like some change to go up to Skokie. And I was like, I was already downtown. In Wrigleyville. Yeah, let me just go down there and say hello to my friends. That's convenient.

Oh yeah, isn't that interesting? I thought we were going to grow the Twitch. Instead, we're taking hacks at the fucking battery box. It would have been a great... They have another event actually downtown Chicago in December, so I'll be going to that. Hopefully. What is it, though? It's basically like the content creators.

They call each other, and they all say hi to each other. There's viewers there. You're one of those. I guess so. Okay, so you're not a viewer, though. You'd be considered one of the Twitch people. Yeah. Twitch influencer.

There we go. What I'm saying is that can't be happening. If you're not being treated with respect up there, you log in 20 hours a week onto their thing. I feel like you should get a little bit more respect. They should have told me the right thing. That's what I'm saying. They actually sent the ticket.

Yeah, I was going to say, the venue was not on the ticket. It was in bold. It was like, not Chicago location, Skokie. Oh, it said that? In bold. Because on the reservation in our itinerary for the hotel that we're staying right below the name it had the address right there and foxy sitting shotgun i should have you know we've been around the world and i i i i always do it where are we going and foxy's very good at this very good at this this particular time though the address was

literally emboldened right below it saying here we are and he got wrong the pub the pub is having a problem with the small things it's the small things the mice the directions the asbestos that's why we're that's why we're big blink 182 guys right all the yeah we know no but so I just did Siri. I was like, Siri, take me to, I think it was Ignite. Is that a bar? It's like the place they had the event at. And it was like two spots to choose.

And I was like, it has to be this one. Yeah, you went to the wrong one. So you had a great weekend in Chicago, then. Yeah, it was fun. That's how it matters. I missed out on a big opportunity, but December's coming around the corner. And it is right around the corner. You see how he rolled his eyes? a big opportunity, but December's coming around the corner. And it is right around the corner. You see how he rolled his eyes?

A big opportunity. Get more than 20 people watching this stream. Little by little. By the way, Zito is electric on this Twitch stream, okay? You can't hear half the conversation that's happening. You can only hear Zito's side of the conversation, but he is an electric individual, and he logs so many hours into these

video games on our twitch stream so many he's on there all the time and there's only 16 people that watch them every night and i think more that should grow i think that should grow it's a loyal 16 it's a group chat they're in a group chat they haven't they know when it's happening we're going on four hours tonight we're hanging out with zito and the boys, and it's 16 of them. But as a person that was presented this Twitch thing as a business plan, as a business plan by Zito, strictly Zito and Boston Connor, as a business plan, that's kind of an interesting thing to go out there and see every night. That's just you and your friends playing video games.

Well, it's more of a friend. We're a family in there and see every night. That's just you and your friends playing video games. Well, it's more of a friend. We're a family in there. I think more people should be watching you, though. That means a lot. Thank you. No, I do. I honestly believe that you're an electric. Or just subscribe. I don't watch, but I subscribe for them. That means a lot. That might be a lot of people.

I don't know. I haven't looked into the numbers. It was just, what do we call it? Immaterial. I don't know I haven't looked into the numbers It was just What do we call it Immaterial Immaterial

What's this Immaterial Twitch.tv Backslash The Pat McAfee Show Are we sure it's not a forward slash It's a slash Yeah forward

They'll figure it out It leans forward right I think it does Ah jeez Yeah I think so Z I would like to let you know The RV was definitely mentioned

On the watch along Yeah Sonya Deville I saw that I heard that Sonya did Yeah she said that It was embarrassing Z, I would like to let you know the RV was definitely mentioned on the watch along. Yeah. Sonya Deville. I saw that. I heard that. Sonya did? Yeah.

She said that it was embarrassing. She said embarrassing? Embarrassing to who? Well, to me first. And then I let her know that it was not me. It was a guy named Zito. And she said, well, it's embarrassing for him and for you. Sounds like for me. I wasn't even on.

I was on a bus with you. Excuse me, Sonya. She slapped me, though, too. Sonya slapped me in the face. I was on a bus with you. Excuse me, Sonya. She slapped me, though, too. Sonya slapped me in the face. I'm not a fan of hers anymore. By the way, she made me laugh a couple times. I'm a fan again. She carried another woman.

Hey, we're back. She carried a woman up a ladder like she was a firefighter during the Money in the Bank match. She carried Mandy up there. I think she's really cool. She slapped me in the face, obviously, but I don't like a really cool, like she's stopping to face obviously, but I don't like that. I mean, that's something we can change.

I like that the RV is just going to follow you around the WWE. It was actually live on the thing and then off camera, it was like, it got destroyed. Somebody in the back. Yeah, it's a, you know, it was a WrestleMania moment. Yeah, I'll never forget. Todd, did you go to Iowa?

No, I didn't. Stayed. Got your haircut though. I did get my haircut. Good haircut. Thank you. I appreciate that.

You know, sometimes you just can't take chances in the office and you gotta you gotta go somewhere where you know it's gonna get done the way you want.

Hi. Yeah. But I've been very vocal about that from the get go. You have been. Yeah. So, you know, they're not they're not hearing anything they don't know already.

True. You look good. The hair looks good. Thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, no, this weekend, I held down the roots here. I think, I mean, outside of Todd, you know. Who is very much holding down the roots.

Yeah, exactly. You came over to my house, man. So by the fire. You know, I considered it, but I had power. Hey, good call, man. Yep. Went to John Wick on Saturday. That was really all I wanted to do all weekend.

You loved it. I think that was the most fun I've had in a movie theater in probably like 10 years. I heard it was amazing. Every, what do you got, like a 96% or something? Not that those tomatoes matter, but that doesn't happen. If you know what to expect going in and you're just shutting your brain off and just enjoying it for like two hours and ten minutes, it's fucking perfect. Keanu Reeves kills like 175 people. So many headshots.

There's like these big set pieces with like knives and axes and shit. It was just fucking incredible. I did tell Diggs, though, like it's the first time that I've ever in a theater. Like when I sat down, I had to plot my escape. Because I was like, who knows what kind of people are going to come watching John Wick. You see a guy come in with a backpack, and I was like, I got everything in my pockets. I need to be gone at a moment's notice. That was crazy.

I have never done that before in a movie. It changes everything, too. It does. Knowing that it's really him doing all that shit. Oh, yeah. Because I could watch the behind-the-scenes shit on the stunt court. Halle Berry does it, too. You want to see her? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because I could watch the behind-the-scenes shit on the stunt crew. Halle Berry does it, too. You want to see her?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Don't even get me started on Halle Berry. The scene in Monster. Oh, my God. Fucking on the floor. Billy Bob. When she's naked?

Favorite sex scene ever. Yeah, it's a good one. Except when she starts crying. I used to do a good impersonation of it, but yeah. I can't remember the exact words. Is it fuck me? Is it what it is? I don't know.

Make me feel good? Yeah. That's what it was. That's awesome. It's always in that list of top 10 sex things, but it's like, it is one of the best ones, and then it's also like the saddest one. So you're like, oh. What?

He's not wrong. He's describing it perfectly. Yeah, but you know I have no idea about that. We'll just check it out. It was beautiful. Something for you to look forward to. It's eye-opening. Beautiful, yet tragic.

Okay, that's a lot of that. I respect that. You probably can find just the YouTube clip on it, I'm sure. It's always in the top ten. Whenever it shows, you know, all kinds of different shows. Yeah, but don't go on YouTube. Then you can't see anything. Speaking of not being able to see anything, I'm happy you did that.

Thank you. By the way, somebody in here had to go watch that movie everybody was talking about it keanu was everywhere i'm happy somebody in here did it lives up to the billing yeah thousand percent that's awesome ladies and gentlemen we interrupt this program for a reading from cito thank you pep hiring isn't easy as putting an ad on the paper or post. I'm going back to this. Reshot it. It's all right.

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love it absolutely do you actually read these after and they never hear these uh what's that no we oh you mean like after everybody leaves yeah, no. I really roll the dice with some stuff. I really roll the dice. Because I think LinkedIn's going to be like, hey, what if we put up a post for you for a fucking ad reader? You just gave me a ton. Well, it's not me. This is LinkedIn.

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Why are you guys looking at me? They scored you a weak bird. I didn't look at them. I didn't either. Nobody looked at you. You're a blind bird. I think Zeke's a strong bird. Yeah, you're also a blind bird

because nobody looked at you. Yeah. I'm like the bird in your house. Yeah. You're a self-conscious bird. Call back. It's a land-dwelling, you're also a blind bird because nobody looked at you. Yeah. I'm like the bird in your house. Yeah. You're a self-conscious bird. It's all back. It's a land-dwelling bird. You're an ostrich.

Yeah. That's what I see. Yeah, not one that flies. Yeah, not one that flies. Oh, you're like a yard bird. No, a penguin. Like a turkey. A turkey.

You're a turkey. Can I be a penguin? Yeah, like a turkey. Penguin. You're our penguin. There you go. Yeah. We got a good bird.

Oh, yeah. Everyone likes the penguin. Best bird. Yeah. I do. I love him. Probably behind the eagle. Oh, yeah. Everyone likes the penguin. Best bird. Yeah. I do. I love them. Probably behind the eagle. Eagle, penguin.

Turkey? Back to this show. Sunday night, something happened. While I was watching along, and people were watching me watch along, there was a series finale that happened and before we get into what actually happened i would like to talk about the masterpiece that two guys in this office put together that we tweeted out that is probably going to suspend me from twitter i got so worried when i saw that probably gonna suspend me from Twitter because of this video, but it was so incredibly well done.

We had to run with it. And, and by the way, my response, whenever you told me that the Houston Rockets were suspended and the Auburn football team was suspended and these other teams were suspended, my response was let it eat. Mostly because the amount of time you two put into,

into this, in the preparation was very noble. And how it has reacted on the internet was incredible. I think you two, Diggs and Zito, deserve to watch that video go because that was an awesome video YouTube put together. I think you're honestly, I think you guys really fucking did it. You really did it. We prepared.

The office prepared for something. We did. First time. It pays off did it pays off it was incredible we just wanted to well first off we knew even though Games of Thrones

there's fucking people out there who are never going to be happy and they're not happy with the last season but 6, 7 7 out of the 8 seasons have been great so we knew that we wanted to commemorate the show in some way. In a positive fashion. In a positive fashion.

So we went through and we found a clip of every main character that's ever been on the show. And we put it together to the music from Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth from Fast and Furious. By the way, pretty good recipe by you guys. Pretty good recipe. We're going to put down all the notable figures in the most watched television show in history

and one of the greatest commemorative songs in history. It was genius. It was waiting out there. It was a good pull by you. And we just wanted to remember the good times.

That's what that video was about was to remember the good times. Because this last season has been a long day without you, my friend. And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again. Literally, all those guys were dead.

Yeah. And women are dead. And without them, this last season, you know, it's kind of faltered. Amongst, it was just a nice shining light amongst all the negativity. It was. And by the way, done good.

Mm-hmm. Done good. Zito did all the editing. You left out the little fella. No, he didn't. He wasn't there. I got a lot of tweets in. People said like four or five other people. Apparently, they just didn't watch. That's what happens. They skim through it and they start making shit up. Have you

responded to any of those people that said that? I wasn't fucking tagged. Take a little ownership in this thing. You weren't tagged today. It was obviously on my video. I looked at him until I fell asleep, which was like half an hour. Somebody said Night King spelled the K-N and I in this thing well you're you weren't tagged it was it was obviously on my video no no i i looked at him until i fell asleep which was like half an hour somebody said night king spelled the kn and i was like come on nope that's not right yeah wrong yeah that's just yeah but you're right yeah i would like to be known that i did not want it on my twitter because i put zero work into it

it was a business decision that if you have a platform with one and a half million people you probably put it on there if you want it to go. Which, by the way, the fact that it is going is probably going to lengthen my suspension from Twitter. Have you ever been suspended before? No. Oh, well, I mean, you've got to get one and get your credit. Yeah, right? It's like he doesn't have

a record. You don't have a record. By the way, I think I need to work on my Instagram anyways. You know what I mean? Twitter doesn't treat me that good anyways i walk into that office they don't even know so who is that guy or that that woman who jack just who is it that's like yeah suspend that one well no it's a robot i guess that goes through and it's just like on uh youtube youtube they have like things that they pick and choose that aren't allowed to be aired or shown like for instance we learned about it whenever

we had the minnesota miracle gift in a video and normally gifts are okay because it's not that long so gifts are quick and gifts are everywhere available for everybody so if you put a gift in there normally it's okay but i think the nfl logged in to their database like hey uh there's a couple plays that you can't fucking use. The Minnesota Miracle, probably the Snow Kick, probably the Catch by the 49ers, probably the big notable plays. And that's just run into a little bit of a bot, I think, that just scans through all videos. And I assume that's what happens with Twitter, too.

We've gotten emails before. Yeah, it's the music royalty people. They built that, and they forced everybody to use it. But Wiz, you're from Pittsburgh. That's what I'm saying. If Wiz Khalifa gets to be suspended, I mean, that's a wild move by him. Come on, man. Come on, guys.

You guys grew up. Jesus Christ. I think you're the same age. You grew up the same years in the same streets. I mean, different streets. He was down there. No, not there. He was down in a different area. Oh. Alder Dice, right?

Taylor Alderdice. Oh, Donner by Still Miss. I think it's actually... Didn't we play Alderdice? I played Alderdice in soccer. Probably did, yeah. I think I did. I think I played Taylor Alderdice in soccer.

You probably played Wiz. He was a good soccer player. Just lying. Just absolutely lying. So if we get suspended because of that i mean it happens but people were very very very angry about the way this whole thing ended i didn't get a chance to watch it yet because i was watching along something else and everybody knows that i i like to save my watching for when i can dvr so i can pause it on the more finer points like the bottles of water that are just scattered around in the Starbucks.

I've been playing that game for a long time. People go back three seasons and see what you can find in there, by the way. Correct. If you want to start getting a little judgy-wudgy. How about that? Exactly. You should see what's in the background. A little personal fan, a little mister is in the background.

I used to watch. Because that's how I – although they were hour episodes, normally it took me about an hour 20 hour 30 to watch every scene because you watch it diligently and multiple times yeah well

and also you got to go back to make sure you fully understand all the terms so going into last season I knew with all of that diction

and all of the things that are happening it was going to be very difficult to wrap up all the storylines it's going to be very difficult to do that

because I've watched every scene you know I'm such a big throner and I think that is what everybody's mad about is the fact that all the storylines. It is. It's going to be very difficult to do that because I've watched every scene. I'm such a big throner. And I think that is what everybody's mad about is the fact that all the storylines have just been kind of shot to shit here this last year just to end it.

Is that right, Ty? Yeah, pretty much. The race to the finish line was because they had so few episodes when they could have done more. HBO initially offered. They said, hey, you can do 10 more for both of these seasons.

The guys who created it said, no, fuck it. We're done with it. We want to be done with it. We'll do seven and six. So because of that, stuff basically fell by the wayside. Did HBO let the world know that? Probably. Did HBO leak like, if you guys are hating the way this is going, by the way, we were feeling the same way.

Did HBO do that? The creator said that from the get-go. were feeling the same way. Did HBO do that? The creator said that from the get-go. They were like, hey, we could have done 10 more apiece and beat this thing into the ground, but we want to be done with it. Why don't people appreciate that, by the way?

Why don't people appreciate that these writers, mostly because I understand why. Large from Barstool, he's on Breakfast. Barstool Breakfast. Good show, by the way. I enjoy the quotes that come out of that show.

Large said, they could have had the greatest ending of all time. They could have. They're supposed to be this greatest show, and it's supposed to be all these things, and instead they put me to sleep. They could have had that. And that kind of swayed my opinion, by the way, on the whole thing, because being able

to just crush an ending of a show is a big deal like when you're working on stand-up especially for a storyteller your last story is the hardest one to piece together so if you see a stand-up comedian like a year or two apart from each other and they have the same wrap-up story that means that they've done zero work that means like in the last year and a half they have the same wrap-up story, that means that they've done zero work. That means that in the last year and a half, they have a good set, they've maybe worked on their set, but to write the last thing that ties everything together is the hardest thing to do. That is actually the hardest thing to do.

So the fact that they chose not to do that, I do think that they should be held accountable for it. I thought about this last night, and I thought you would appreciate this, because you always say it about MMA fighters. Like, these people have been doing it for 10 years. They've made a lot of fucking money. It's got to be hard to want to wake up and write to them.

Correct. They're on set for fucking 50 days at a time, and these creatives, they always want to move on to something new. They got tired of doing the same thing every single day. Just like when Conor McGregor got paid, you're like, yeah, he's not fucking waking up at 5 a.m. put in the same work that he did in the beginning it's true but this story though also but what people fail to realize is like they were handcuffed from the get-go the guy who created it george rr martin told them hey this is how i want to end it this

is how i'm going to end it they had to fill in the cracks to get to that point like that's why oh so they didn't oh so hold on now i'm completely and this is probably something i should have known as a great throner if they're not allowed to pick how the ending goes they gave they gave them basically like bullet points right yeah this has to happen this has that's exactly what the last episode was it was bullet points it was it actually played the way i describe it when someone asked me what happened yeah i give you four or five quick points. That was the episode. That's how lazy it was presented.

It was a Cliff Notes version of a finale. And that's what you saw on film. You shouldn't let them off that easy. That was a fucking disgrace. A lot of people aren't happy with it. It was the laziest production I've ever seen in my life. And I assume they're going to crush Star Wars because it's something new and fresh and they get a whole new motivation to it, which I appreciate and respect.

I very much understand that. But the ending of something, as somebody who is a storyteller every once in a while, the ending of it is everything. The ending is everything. I don't like the fact that they weren't able to choose how it ended. I mean, I'm sure they could have to an extent, but what happened last night is that's what's going to happen in the fucking books like that is what is going it's also taken the guy writing the books nine years since he wrote the last one to even and i mean they've blown past his storylines in the books to the point where it's like it's laughable how far behind this guy's following

better if you to give me a two and a half hour, like the last episode was two and a half hours, and this continued after the battle. Instead of breaking it off, just be like, all right, let's just cut out a bunch of shit. They wake up the next day. Everything's fine. They pick a guy. They get a couple of chuckles at the end.

Cut it. Oh, by the way, tease Arya's spinoff season. Oh, that would be awesome. That's what they did. Arya's having a spinoff? She's going. She's sailing to the west to find new worlds.

Is she alive? Oh, yeah. That white horse, a lot of people were saying potential death situation. These people are wrong. We can criticize the writing, but the cinematography

is still insane in every single episode. Hey, Pat, I watched that. I was telling Diggs and I told Ty, I've never, ever, ever watched a minute of Game of Thrones.

Last night, it was going into overtime between the Bucks and the Raptors. There's like 10 minutes to 10, and I didn't know it was like an hour and 20 minutes. So I thought, screw it, I'll watch the last 10 minutes. I turned it on. It was when, no spoilers, but the guy's walking up to a castle. Done. And the doorman of the castle is a fire-breathing dragon who's covered in ash, who then raises up,

looks him up and down, and then gives him the nod like he's okay to go in. And I'm like, what the fuck have I been missing? It was awesome. So I did rewind that back, but I didn't see the end. When she was at the steps, and she was giving a speech to the Unsullied, and she's walking up, and the dragon lifts up to fly away and is behind her.

And it looks like she has dragon wings was like one of the cooler scenes that I've ever seen. I see a lot of people saying that's cool. And I saw a lot of people saying that was so corny and dumb. So it's like, how can you please even a fraction of people? The diehard fans, you can't please. I think WWE runs into that problem. You can't please them. They're going to be there.

They're going to watch everything. But I think me and Nick were talking about this earlier, and I think this is an interesting thing to note. Me and him and a lot of the people that are in here that watch it are diehard fans. Me, yeah. Yeah, and I was okay with it. I think a lot of the people that are pissed are the people that have binged it very recently and have just got everything.

So they've noticed a drop in quality a lot quicker. that have binged it very recently and have just got everything. So they've noticed a drop in quality a lot quicker. But I don't think that many people who are super diehard fans of the show are pissed. I don't know, but I feel like more people were okay with how it turned out. The positive video that the Zetan Diggs put together has gotten a lot of love. There's a lot of people that are obviously. I mean, it's 27 million people a week are watching it. I haven't watched a single minute of the finale there. But I do know, as somebody,

that wrap-up is a big deal. That's the hardest. Sometimes they just miss. It's like there are 10 different plot lines going, right? Exactly. And there are going to be a couple loose ends here and there. And you can argue, I didn't personally like the choice that they had at the end,

who sits the Iron Throne. I wasn't crazy about that or the way they came to that conclusion. But I was like, okay, I get it. It made sense. I just didn't love it personally. But I'm like, fuck me. What do I matter? I knew he was going to get it, but I wanted it to be like, explain to me why.

The reasoning they picked him was just like, it was almost like they were doing a parody of Game of Thrones. Yeah, no, I agree. I agree 100%. You know what? You've had it pretty rough. You should be the king. And everybody's like, agree.

I tend to give shows a break on the finale and last seasons because all the greatest shows of all time, every single last episode is criticized. Like, it's every single good show that's ever been on. We're talking about this. Is that Breaking Bad, which is legendary're talking about this at Breaking Bad, which is legendary. Home Improvement.

Breaking Bad was a legendary movie. Yeah, it was not bad. Some shows nail it. But like I said this, I tweeted this, like when I followed that show, I was always interested in like the Stark storyline of things.

And to me, it was interesting, like all Ned Stark's kids ended up like kind of right where they wanted to be in the beginning. Arya gets to be an adventurer and gets to go off and travel

and get into fights. Sansa gets to be a queen of her own kingdom in the north, which she wanted to do in the beginning. Arya gets to be an adventurer and gets to go off and travel and get into fights. Sansa gets to be a queen of her own kingdom in the north, which she wanted to do. Jon gets to go. Maybe he's in the Night Watch. Maybe he's the new king of the north beyond the wall. It's kind of ambiguous what they do to him. It looks like he's free up with the free folk up north.

So it was like, that's where all these people started. It's kind of brought them right back there, but now they have the power and the freedom to do whatever they want. I do have a question about you guys that know it way more, the storyline. Did he abandon the watch there? That's what it looked like to me. It looked like he was just going for it.

He's like, fuck it. We're not going to hold this down. We're going to go do something else. Because any threat, we're going to see it from up there anyway. That's a war crime. Second war crime. That is a war crime.

It's abandoning your post. I mean, there's somebody in jail right now that's a pretty notable American abandoner of posts. I mean, I don't want to dig too deep into politics, but you abandon your post, that's a big fucking deal. You're letting a lot of people down. Overall, 10 years of greatness. Yeah.

10 years of greatness. Great, great show. Congratulations to you guys. Congratulations to the Throners. You guys really did some damage to Sunday nights there the world changed Entourage was on Sunday nights

back in the day yes all the good ones are Sopranos was on Sunday oh yeah I started watching Sopranos I started watching Sopranos did you

yeah I think I'm gonna get into it yeah you will you're gonna love it you're gonna love it did you like the ending of Sopranos yeah I do we talked about it last week we talked about it last week

perfect you thought it was perfect? Perfect. Perfect ending. So what he was saying was going back to what you said earlier, because you said there's no show that's really had a good ending. That's what he was just talking about. That was very divisive, though, when it came out.

People fucking hated it when it first aired. No, but I'm saying, I don't know. I think we're pretty reasonable people, but there's the negative people. It's like Seinfeld had a terrible ending. It's one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, but I think people look back on it now and they still watch it in syndication religiously and no one's like,

oh yeah, but it ended so bad. Somebody tweeted that history is going to look fondly upon the way Game of Thrones did everything. And I think that's probably an accurate statement. I honestly think they changed TV with the budgeting and all the work they put into cinematography. It was a movie production? Yeah, they blurred the lines between a major Hollywood production and a TV show.

Because you don't want silver screen. Is that what it's called? Oh, yeah. I remember. I'm just trying to think back to Ari. I'm trying to think back to Ari talking to Vince about how he can't go down. He can't go on TV now. That's not taboo anymore.

Yeah, I think everybody does it all now. Imagine if you were in your heyday at this time. You could have went back to TV after Deep Waters, but no. Excuse me? What's that? It's called Dark Waters. It's on me. Jeffrey.

Congratulations on the video, though, boys. Thanks for letting us do it. Could potentially ruin our business. Yep. That should probably take it down, huh? Yeah, probably. Yeah, it's already. It's running scores.

It's got its numbers. A screenshot. You guys are proud of yourself, I hope? Proud of yourself for that video? Oh, yeah. Fair. Zito's phone couldn't handle success. I wanted to get to 20.

Do you know that? Zito's phone couldn't handle success i wanted to get to 20 um do you know zito's phone couldn't handle success he couldn't text or facetime anybody whenever this video was going and i guess that was a nationwide problem but uh it was zito's phone couldn't handle success is what i was calling it because i wanted to call him and congratulate him on the video after texting the group you responded he didn't respond i'm like zito should at least see this video go you know i wanted to face them no answer then he's texting with fox I'm like, Zito should at least see this video go. I wanted to FaceTime him. No answer. Then he's texting with Foxy. He's like, nothing's working.

Oh my gosh. 16,500 retweets. Oh boy. 1.1 million views. Jeez. Nice. That's a good run. That's an incredible,

incredible fucking run. Honestly, I'm going to have to, do I delete it right now? Yeah. You guys are proud of it? Mm... Do I delete it right now? Yeah. You guys are proud of it? Mm-hmm. Proud.

Nick says no. I didn't make it, though. And it's not my account, so... You know, it might be nice for me to be 30 days off. Is that what it is? Can I still scroll through Twitter? I don't know. I don't know how it works.

Delete it. It's been a long time. I'm going to keep it. We got enough of my time. Football season's how far away? Like three months. September. Bro, if they suspend me for three months, wait until that welcome back party.

This is on you, Twitter. Just send me an email saying, hey, take it down, will you? We've never had one before, so I imagine they'll give you a slap on the wrist first. Right. We must remember, I've been in multiple Twitter headquarters. Yes. And they have no idea who I am. None.

Well, they're lost. You just rubbed elbows all weekend with some powerful people. They didn't know who I was. I know now. Good people. And we did good dancing. Legs were very sore. So sore.

Legs were very sore. So sore. Legs were very sore. I told Corbin that. Whenever he told me he was wrestling for 14 days in Europe, I was like, he's just doing what I did last night on the dance floor. Everything, man. What do you mean? Everything. Every move.

Every move. I don't know if you had a favorite. I do every move. I do every move. I do every move. The floor, I never said that. I do every move. I do every move. The floor, I never said that. I never said that. You never said that.

I never said that. I tried to tell the guy that that video, the Twitter account that tweets out this video, is good for Francesa. I said, the only way I learned about Francesa is that Funhaus Twitter account or whatever it is. Yeah, he knows. He likes it.

I was like, well, I just want to make sure you guys know. The only way I know about Francesa is through that. It's a good thing. Yeah, it's a good thing. We should maybe be asking for more of those. And every time he says, I never said that, I become a bigger fan. Just a full-on bigger fan.

The shoes I was wearing were not exactly set up for the moonwalk. The moonwalk is my favorite dance move because anytime you do it, it's kills. It's a showstopper. It stops everybody in their path, but the shoes were not built for the moonwalk. So I didn't, couldn't do it.

The non slicks, which is some, some woods, you know, some finishes, some finish. When you get a cedar with a, with that type of red finish.

Yeah. It's kind of, it gets tough on you been there the dj was blowing massive vape clouds i don't think i've ever seen a dj vape this hard i mean he was blown fucking full on cumulus clouds hey could you win dancing with the stars yes or no yeah good yeah i'm about 100 certain too i've seen only about three episodes and they were all the championship ones i was like, meh, I could probably do that I don't know, the only issue would be Remembering all the moves back to back But if it was just strictly

Off of rhythm and dance purposes And things that I could do with my feet We're winning night one The pro athletes do very well Yeah For good reason Feet, we got good feet I got pretty good feet The pro athletes do very well. Yeah. For good reason. Yeah. You guys are gifted. We got good feet.

I got pretty good feet. I got pretty good feet. Legs were tired, though. Legs were tired. We were walking through the fucking Atlanta airport. You know they got a P.F. Chang's up a fucking escalator? Oh, yeah. There's a P.F. Chang's that has its own escalator up to it.

The escalator only leads to P.F. Chang's. At the airport at Hartnell? Oh, in the A terminal. As soon as you get in the A town, as soon as you get off the train, it's literally you either go to your gate or you go to P.F. Chang's. And we saw it and we're like,

ooh, P.F. Chang's for sure. We go up there, meet the bartenders, been there since day one. Breaks it all down to us. They made $13 million last year at that fucking place. $13 million at that. It was packed. I was like, I had no idea P.F. Chang's

was in a fucking airport. Did you go lettuce wraps? No, no. They went in. Chang's spicy chicken, shrimp fried rice, and spicy tuna roll. So good. Atlanta airport might be the busiest place on the entire earth. That's not like a might be. It is. It Airport might be the busiest place on the entire earth. It is. That's not like a might be.

It is. It was outrageous. But even the people that were working there were telling us how outrageous it was this past weekend. They were like, I don't think I've ever seen it like this. It was just like mobs of people. And it was just one after another after another. I guess the cocaine mystery has been answered.

You got a busy airport? It was a good time, man. It was a good time. Those kids are having fun. They just need to airport? It was a good time, man. It was a good time. Those kids are having fun. They just need to watch what they do to their brains, man. Honestly. I don't know if that stuff's good for you. It's just not my thing. Fucking James Earl Jones here. Sound like that heart?

No, he's not James Earl Jones. It's the other guy. Ving Rhames. What's his name? Ving Rhames. What does he sing? Does he sing or talk? He's an actor. Pulp Fiction. Ving Rhames what's his name Ving Rhames I don't know what does he sing does he sing or talk talk

oh he's an actor Pulp Fiction he's uh Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction oh okay yeah Mission Impossible he's another

Mission Impossible well up to the one that got killed Anaconda yeah yeah yeah he's not an Anaconda Sharknado no

good guess just Sharknado? Good guess. Just Sharknado is a good guess. Just go ahead and send that one out there for everybody. All right, we're done here. It's been a long day. Ty Schmidt. Hashtag endgame, hashtag endgame.

Just send us something to make us laugh Ty Schmidt hit the music it's been a long day without you my friend and I'll tell you all about it when I see you again we've come a long way from where we began oh I'll tell you all about it when I see you again when I see you again damn who knew

All the planes we flew Good things we've been through That I'd be standing right here talking to you About another path I know we love to hit the road and laugh But something told me that it wouldn't last Had to switch up, look at things different See the bigger picture

Those were the days, hard work forever pays now I see you in a better place How can we not talk about family when family's all that we got everything I went through you were standing there by my side and now you gon' be with me for the last ride It's been a long day without you my friend And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again We've come a long way, from where we began Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

When I see you again When I see you again First you both go out your way and the vibe is feeling strong and with small Turn to a friendship, a friendship turn to a bond and that bond will never be broken and love will never get lost And when brotherhood come first then the line will never be crossed, established it on our own when that line had to be drawn and that line is what we reach so remember me when I'm gone What we reach, so remember me when I'm gone How can we not talk about family when family's all that we got? Everything I went through, you were standing there by my side And now you gon' be with me for the last ride So let the light guide your way

Hold every memory as you go And every road you take Will always lead you home Home It's been a long day Without you, my friend And I'll tell you all about it When I see you again

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