The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 082 - The Most Controversial Episode Of All-Time.. Are We In A War?

Episode Date: June 18, 2019

On today's show, Pat discusses PMI potentially being at war with the USGA after his video featuring Patrick Reed snapping a wedge over his knee at the US Open was given a DMCA strike on Twitter by the USGA social media team. He pleads his case for why he did nothing wrong, why he feels like this was nothing more than a personal attack on him, and looks ahead at what some of the outcomes could potentially be. Pat also discusses his new sauna based workout that he's been getting into as of late and why he thinks he might be a permanent sauna workout guy now. The guys also chat about OJ Simpson and Bill Cosby both making questionable comebacks on Twitter this weekend, and the group wonders where things will go from here. Finally, Gorms gives all the details about Jim Irsay's 60th birthday party over the weekend including who some of the headlining acts were, what kind of food was served, what the overall atmosphere was like, and what some of the most memorable moments were including Gorman's gift to Mr. Irsay. Today's a good time, come and laugh with us. Cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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which I would assume is an investment firm of some sort. Sounds right. This story might make you cry, but I think it's the perfect way to lead into today's show. This is going to be an uncharacteristic departure for me. This story is deeply personal for our family and for our oldest son in particular,

but it's a story he's letting me tell because it's a story he wants to hear. My son Max was born in Detroit in 1997. He spent the next summer in Hong Kong. When I was interning at Fidelity Investments, I moved to London before he was two when I accepted an offer to work for Fido, their full-time. He was an amazing child in Hong Kong. When I was interning at Fidelity Investments and moved to London before he was two, when I accepted an offer to work for Fido, they were full-time. He was an amazing child and became an amazing young man, but he had his demons, and just before he turned 16 years old, these demons

arrived with a vengeance. I will spare you the details, but for the next three years, he went through a personal hell. Imagine all the things you don't want to have happen to your teenager. They happened to him. For three years, my wife and I would wait on our front stoop until 5 a.m. in the shadow of the Albert Bridge, hoping that he would come home. On those nights that he didn't, we would call the hospitals and call the police, and sometimes the police would call us. We tried everything the parents try,

and we were very lucky that we could afford to try just about everything, and we did. But none of it helped. The change in schools didn't help. The psychologist didn't help. The wilderness therapy didn't help. Our closest friends and extended family all waded in two, but nothing helped. Max didn't want to be here. He didn't feel a sense of belonging anywhere. His self-esteem was non-existent. The anxiety was paralyzing. He often contemplated ending it all,

and only the thoughts of impact on his three younger siblings prevented him from doing so. It was a living hell for Max, and honestly, it was a living hell for us too. There was nothing we could do about it. The most difficult thing for my wife and I to accept was that only Max could make the choices. It wasn't up to us. We couldn't save him. It was up to him if he was going to live or going to die. As one of my best friends told me at the time, only Max could choose to live. Just over two years ago, he realized that the scene in london was poisonous for him and he asked if he could head out he'd asked before and we'd let him go to far-flung destinations but the grass wasn't greener in any of them and we didn't honestly

expect anything to come of it this time but told him that we'd pay for the flight because he really did need to get out of london and there was almost no way things could get worse he chose the destination a lot of us rudderless kids like to visit. It might as well have been Goa, Tulum, Kotoa, or Maui, but he chose Costa Rica. A friend of his, a good guy, was backpacking there and invited him to come to the hostel. I told Max we'd pay for the flight and the first week, but if he wanted to stay longer, he had to get a job and support himself. We honestly didn't know what to expect, but it felt like a last shot for him He loved the first week there and indeed got a job working at one of the hostels parentheses in exchange for room and board

But after the honeymoon was over and eventually the honeymoon is always over Reality set in his anxiety set in and then his depression set in at the darkest point He almost called it and there was nothing we could do about it Even if we weren't 5 000 miles away and there was nothing we could do about it. Even if we weren't 5,000 miles away, there was nothing we could do about it. But for some reason, he decided not to. Max decided to stay in the game. We later learned this reason. He'd found an eight-week-old puppy roaming the streets of Santa Teresa. The dog had been abused, was eating scraps from trash heaps, and was terrified of people. But Max and a dog, which he named Chica, eating scraps from trash heaps and was terrified of people.

But Max and a dog, which he named Chica connected with each other. Max and Chica became inseparable. Max, who by then was 19 years old, started to realize he had something to offer. Chica needed help and Max was there to provide it. Max started doing adult things like earning and saving money so that he could take Chica to the vet for checkups and vaccinations.

And Chica started getting healthy and Max started getting healthy. I could hear it in his voice when he would call. There was an excitement about life and the future that I hadn't heard since he was 14 years old. He was starting to get his groove back. On one of those phone calls, he said to me, dad, I think I'm ready to leave Costa Rica. Then he continued. And while I miss you guys, I don't think I should come back to London. I want to go to somewhere where I won't be tempted by my old habits, but where I can feel at home and restart everything. He said somewhere like Georgia or Indiana. He said Georgia or Indiana because he was vaguely familiar with both. I grew up in Indiana and then moved to Atlanta where I lived for several years and ultimately

met my wife, Max's mom. I told him that either georgia or indiana would be a wonderful idea and that there were great people in both places i mentioned that i would be comfortable knowing that my old buddies in the atl would be around just in case he needed a backstop and that back in indiana he'd of course have his grandparents and uncle there for support as well so he chose indianapolis my wife and the other kids flew over to help him get settled into a new apartment downtown and they even got to meet chica and before we knew it max was working a full-time job and not doing any of the bad stuff he used to do he still had his demons parentheses these kids

always have them heck we all have them they just learn to manage them and things were by no means perfect yet but he could work through the anxiety and work through the depression because he had responsibilities now he had chica on his own in costa rica matt had figured out how to get chica into the u.s and convince someone in american airlines to let her fly on his lap because they wouldn't let dogs fly in the hole due to the heat therefore after he and chica settled into their little apartment downtown near the white river canal don't go in there by the way you'll get fast track to jail and each of them began the new life together max had saved chica and chica had saved max one afternoon three months later when max was walking chica she saw something she hadn't seen

in costa rica it was a squirrel and before max could stop her chica chased that squirrel straight out into indiana avenue right in front of a speeding car. Jesus. The car ran over Chica. My son screamed. In that brief moment, everything that Max had worked for, everything he had overcome, everything he was living for, was gone.

But the blow didn't kill the dog. The driver that hit her sped off and left Chica half dead and crying in the road, but the next car did stop. It was a young African-American kid. A young African-American kid who saw a young white kid on his knees in the middle of downtown Indianapolis. His name was Kenny. He opened his

door, got out of his car, walked up to my son and said, Hey, I got you. He then walked max out to the middle of Indiana Avenue and they picked up a bloody Chica and loaded her into Kenny's car. Turns out that Kenny had just moved to Indiana and had grown up down in Georgia. He had been traveling around a bit and had recently lost a job up north. He subsequently found an offer for a temporary position down in Indianapolis and had just started work there. He was apprenticing at his new shop and was hoping to be made a permanent employee. Kenny was just 21. But none of that mattered to Kenny at that moment.

What mattered to Kenny was Chica and my son Max. So Kenny looked up a vet clinic on his phone and took max and chica there the vet said without surgery chica would die but the vet wasn't a surgeon and they needed to get somewhere else luckily kenny had stayed kenny was there by max's side like a big brother and this wonderful young man then took max and chica to another vet one that could do the surgery the vet did did the surgery. It worked. Chica lived. Her pelvis was broken, but over the next six months, Max nursed her back to health. Without Kenny, none of this would have happened. Kenny even stayed in touch with Max afterwards. He would

text and see how Chica was doing and how Max was doing. This last Thanksgiving, about one year since the incident, Kenny even got some tickets to go see the Colts play and ask Max if he would like to come and then took him out to dinner afterward. Max is doing great now. He's been working full time, got super healthy mentally, started running marathons, and is now on a good path. These were his choices. They had to be, and he did it. But it almost didn't turn out this way. Kenny made sure he stayed on that path. This guy, Kenny, I want to reach out and give him the biggest hug he ever got. I want to tell him that he is special. I want to thank him for saving Chica, Kenny, I want to reach out and give him the biggest hug he ever got. I want to tell him that he is special. I want to thank him for saving Chica's life. I want to thank him for saving my son's life. Oh, and as a follow-up, we got some news about Kenny this past

week. Some really good news. Kenny not only got that job offer, he just got a nice long contract along with it. Kenny Moore from Vald, Georgia, just signed a four-year contract with the Indianapolis Colts to be the highest-paid slot cornerback in the NFL, a deal that is going to pay him at least $30 million over the next four years. Good things happen to good people. Kenny stayed in the game, too.

Hey, that's pretty fun. Let's go. I almost just cried reading that. That's awesome. Dude, I got chicken skin. That is, man. That is absolutely awesome. Good for Kenny Moore, huh?

Yeah, that's incredible. Good for Max. Good for Max. Good for Chica. Good for Kenny Moore. What an incredible story. Congrats to the Colts, by the way, signing a great guy. Yeah.

Could have gave him 200 bucks and said good luck, but no, he gave him his time. Saved the dog. Love that. That's awesome, man. Haven't heard that story really talked about in many places that's amazing hey good for kenny moore man good guys do finish first just might take some time shout out kenny moore hello it is tuesday june 18th and we have a heater on deck for you get an inside look at j Jim Irsay's 60th birthday party held at his mansion this past weekend.

All thanks to our friend at Hey Gorman. Gorman, it was a blast. Great time. There may or may not be half of a legendary band. Over a million dollars spent on this party. You're going to want to hear about it. Also, I'm in the middle of a war. Yes.

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this morning okay this morning if you're listening it's tuesday yesterday morning i was on a cycle cycling yeah bike thing a stationary bike thing in 144 degree temperature wow my lady has found this gem of a workout place. It's Hot Sauna Workout Places. The place is called Hot Works with an X. Great name. Great name. It's a 24-hour place and there isn't always people working. I've been there three times over the weekend.

Haven't paid yet because there hasn't been a person. That a boy. Even better. I'm addicted to this thing. Walk right in? Walk right in. Well, Sam has this app that unlocks the door. It's like a special member. She's been going there for like a month and a half. She paid a lot of money for a membership to this place.

Blew my mind how expensive it was, but she's been sticking with it and consistent with it. I got a chance to go with her and I love it. You're in there for 12 minutes for a workout. This sounds like an ad reform. It's not. It's changed my life completely though. In three days, you go in there for 12 minutes. They even talk. They have like a video in front of you that takes you through the workout. This sounds like an ad reform. It's not. It's changed my life completely though in three days. You go in there for 12 minutes.

They even talk. They have like a video in front of you that takes you through the workout. There's a row machine. There's a yoga sauna. There's a Pilates sauna. There's a cycling sauna. All hot, right? All hot, hot. 144 hot. 126 to 144. You set the temperature yourself.

You go in there. There's a TV screen right in front of you and they take you through an entire workout, and the instructors are just badasses, by the way. They don't even break a fucking sweat in there. They don't even breathe hard. They got the little pop music star headphone thing on the side of the face. Drive-thru.

Yeah, exactly. The Britney Spears headset. I think she started it. And they even say to you, like, more burn, less time. So they're, like, literally talking to me in the middle of the workout, like, hey, this isn't going to be long, and you're going to get more of a workout than you get anywhere else. I'm like, you know what?

Hey, old lady, you're fucking scratching me where I itch, lady. You sweat as soon as you get in there, so you feel like you're really doing something. I got two 15-minute workouts this morning. I feel like I ran a marathon. It is awesome. How's the row machine in there? Because that works everything Yeah, the row machine was insane

So two 15 So you could do Can you do four 15 minute workouts? Yeah, you can just bounce around in there Well, how long until they say like Hey, you're going to die if you do one more workout? I didn't read the rules Literally no human beings there, right?

Just the people that are going to work out I think there's certain hours where they have humans there But normally it's just a string of like, there's five saunas on your right and then five on the left. Big saunas then, right? So you're packed in there. It's kind of tight. So is there like one rowing machine per sauna?

Two rowing machines in there, but nobody else joins you. You're in there by yourself. It's a bit too tight. And for me on the cycle machine, whenever the lady tells me to stand up and really push, and I go, lady, I can't. I actually have full conversations with this TV. Do you have any more in you and i'm like to be honest no i don't lady she's like stand up and give me what you got and i like stood up the first time

almost put my head through the fucking roof they're taking they speak to women though yeah i'm not sure how many dudes are supposed to be in there like, come on ladies, you can finish. I'm like, I don't know. I don't know if we can. Have you weighed yourself pre and post workout? You had to see how much you sweat out? Yeah, I thought I lost eight pounds the first time I went. In 15 minutes? Yeah, 12 minutes are the workouts. I lost eight pounds.

But I go though. I go... Sam and I were in the cycling room together and I think she got to watch how I would work out versus how she works out. Like she does relax. If I am told that in 12 minutes I'm going to get more of a workout than people will in two hours,

I am going to try to kill myself in those 12. If I know all I got to be in here for is 12 minutes, I can kill myself for 12 minutes. That's a good point you've got a finish line when you're working out things become a lot easier yeah that's if I was to talk to the hot works creator directly put a clock on the lower right corner of that fucking tv please no there isn't oh my god you're telling me no there's nothing on that you're the only thing you're living off of is this tv with this

lady who's yelling at you no so i go in there the first one sam's doing yoga across the street in her little sauna i get into the cycling one with mine and this lady's like give me all you got like four minutes in and i'm like well i need to know how much longer we got to tell you how much all i got is i got so all i would ask is that they put a little countdown clock on the lower corner. But once I found out that it's 12 minutes, I was like, oh, okay. So then the next time I went in there,

I just murdered myself. Just absolutely give me all you got. You got it, lady. And then she starts yelling at you while you're giving all you got. Give me more. I'm like, you fucking said. You said give me all you got.

I did what you said. Now you're asking for more what was uh the water situation you had to bring cold ass water i brought my own bottle and i put it in there and it's not it's an infrared sauna so it cooks from the inside out yes but the water stays cold somehow i think it's only 12 minutes it's smart water not that great you bring a towel or they supply towels? No towel, but you definitely have to spray the thing down afterwards.

Is there a shower there? There is a shower there. I haven't used it yet, though. I hop in a car, go back. I love a good gym shower. I've never used one.

Really? I've never used a public gym shower, mostly because everywhere I've ever been, everywhere I've ever worked had its own shower, so I have used those showers.

It takes me back to the old days of the locker room. Let me ask you something on that. I think it's a private shower, but I think it's single showers. Well, yeah, even way. Guys, not to you because you haven't used it. Like a prison shower is what you're thinking of? Yeah.

That's what you prefer? Takes me back to the gold mine. Guys, wait. I'm addicted to this place. Just give me 60 dicks in one shower. Hey, guys, let's rip these stalls down. What do you say? Come on. You're wearing shower sandals dicks in one shower. Hey, guys, let's rip these stalls down. What do you say? Come on.

You wearing shower sandals in a public? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody is. What do you want, staff? Yeah, I don't want the athlete's foot. Yeah, you know, I wore them in every locker room I'd ever been in. Smart.

Smart, yeah. But I saw a lot of guys that didn't, and I often wondered, like, what are we doing? Why are we not? Yeah, so they got Mercer down there. Oh, the kicker down there, Lawrence Tynes. I'm going to go back

to that place tonight, though. Do this? I fucking love it. 12 minutes in and out? That's what I'm saying. Because you walk in there, right? And you're like, I can do anything for 12 minutes.

Yeah. That is honestly how I feel. I can do absolutely anything for 12, anything I can handle for 12 minutes. And you go in there and once you, before you even know it, you're on like your fourth interval and you're like, all right, I'm almost done with this thing. I'm like, Sam's got this thing down. My lady loves this place.

I'm like, I get it. I absolutely get it. But I have not paid a single dollar. I don't know why, especially because there's something about working out when you're sweating like that. You just feel really good. So you just keep going. And as soon as you get in there, you start to sweat because it's 144 fucking degrees if i go in the steam room of the sauna

i might open up wet works me steam room work out gonna be tough to see the screen i thought believe me while i was in there as soon as i was done i was sitting outside they have a little bench outside each little sauna you sit outside and i'm dying or whatever and immediately the first thing i can think of is i mean there's no real upkeep you just gotta buy a bunch of fucking tv oh yeah i'm gonna make a steam him steam him and just make a fucking one of these but for dudes put a boxing bag in there and then i check these things are in every single state basically and they should be this is when i say i don't give a lot of free love to a lot of people that i don't think are doing it right this sauna workout thing is doing it scratches me directly where i that right there's worth free admission for a year right there i'm addicted though i'm

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usa put on a show in a sack if you could change one thing though what would you change the clock on the fucking screen if they could tell me how much time I had left so that I know how hard I'm actually supposed to give. It changes everything. You can see that clock. I need the light at the end of the tunnel. I need to know that I'm only going to die for four minutes and 30 seconds. You can do it. Why don't you put your phone up on the thing, the stopwatch?

Oh, by the way, I put my phone in there once. That thing was hot. That thing was hot. It can't be good for your phone, I don't think. I put it in there every single time. I keep forgetting that's the fucking surface of the sun in there once. That thing was hot. Oh, yeah. That thing was hot. It can't be good for your phone, I don't think. I put it in there every single time. I keep forgetting that's the fucking surface of the sun in there.

I guess they have, I guess they have, they have a sensor on the floor for when people fall. It's like the help me, I'm falling and I can't get up there. That happens. I worked at the old racket club for life

in Monroeville. Pennsylvania. Yep, in high school. And a lady died in the sauna the one day we were working. That happens. People die in saunas. You got blood on your hands, bro. No, we called the ambulance. Hey, OJ. Oh, Jesus. We will talk about OJ later.

That dives into an interesting... I'm a whole new guy now. I love these workouts. The thought that you can knock it out in 12 minutes, it's just great. And the thought, like you said, they're in every state. You're a guy who travels a lot. Yeah, that's good. And I think if you're, it's like a club membership, right?

You can kind of go around and do your thing. Belong to one, belong to all. You give me a free app code, I'm in. I don't. Just press the button for all of us to get in. Do you have to do the arm things too? Is it like spin class? Do they make you back, right, left, back?

What do you mean? Like move your arms and. Oh yeah, yeah. Whenever you. While you're on the bike. When you're on the bike, yeah. Like left hand and this thing. And then the one lady today, I mean, she was on some real shit.

I don't know how she was doing it. It was like stand up i was stand up on medium uh tension it's it controls by a click you click it you click it right you click it and she's like find your setting or whatever they're like find your medium and i'm like well i don't know what the fuck it is the class already started i don't have time so i just turn it and i just kind of guesstimate and then she starts talking shit like sometimes it feels as if she's talking directly to me if you're thinking it's too easy for you and it at that exact moment i'm like this feels pretty good she's like turn it up another notch i'm like bitch get out of my get out of my head lady so i would turn it up

it was no hands and then she asked you to go up up and then like a push up back on the thing and then up up and i almost fell off the fucking back on the thing and then up, up. And I almost fell off the fucking bike. I was like, I don't know how we do this. I'm like trying to watch her and sync it. It was awesome. I'm a whole new man. They should have that.

They should have, listen, they should have a live person that you can watch and do your workout scattered anywhere in a warehouse anywhere across America, but that is just with you. And you go into Hot Works and you're like- So Peloton has live classes.

Peloton has that? I would assume Hot Works is going to do that at some point. But a guy that's going, I am about to kill you. Get on the bike now. And why are you wearing that? You look like a jerk today. We'll talk about OJ later. It's always a couple of OJ references here early.

A lot of murder talk. But it's completely changed my life, man. One last question about it real quick. Do you feel super flexible with all the heat? It warms you up for sure. Limber. I've never felt limber in my life, though. That is not something I have ever felt in my life.

When we say limber, is that tight? Limber is loose. Limber is like loose. Okay. Limber is you feel... How's it about wood? Well, that's lumber. Close. I thought it was about sleep. He was he was thinking timber timber also when something falls so when it's when it's that hot is the science behind that is

on top of the sweating and losing waterway is it also like you can push your muscles farther i don't joe rogan has been doing this heavy he's been like almost researching and testing himself he said i've been watching him on instagram he said that it's better for everything inside of you at that at that extreme temperature everything's better for you your muscles i guess grow faster recovery is good i guess your uh immune system gets strengthened in it all i guess it's ever joe rogan saying and that guy doesn't like it. I think it also increases your core temperature so you continue to burn calories even after the workout's done. Great call

there because the lady, they tell me to wear at FitDix. They tell me to keep my fitness tracker on an hour after I leave to see the actual caloric work that I've done because it continues to cook you afterwards. It's like pulling a steak out on a skillet out of the oven.

Even when it's out of the oven, it's still going to cook. It's like that thing at the Mexican restaurants that cooks out in front of you. Yeah, a skillet. Yeah, but what's that thing called? Get yourself a nice cast iron. Yeah, but what's the skillet? The fajitas. You got the fajitas.

The fajitas, yeah. I am the fajita at this hot work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not too far from your house? It's like a 10-minute drive. So not too far. Not a lot of dudes, though. I was just going to say, that's got to be the only gym in Indianapolis you can go to without getting recognized.

It's got to be. No, it's already. Oh, it's too late. Yeah, there was a couple of people standing outside my sauna. I came out after getting yelled at at that lady and it was like, we thought it was you. I just got yelled at at the lady. Just give me like three minutes.

And then I heard there was a couple there in the back. The only other guy I've seen in that place. In the back and I heard them talking about asking me for a picture and I couldn't even pick up my fucking head at the time. Just come over and let's go. I couldn't even pick up my fucking head. Just come over and just let's go. Couldn't even.

Oh dude. Yeah. I'm red to begin with. It's awesome though. I love it. I'm a big fan, man. I'm a big fan.

I think more people should be doing it. I, I don't want to market it too much because it's nice to have a sauna to yourself, but it was awesome. I'm thinking about going back tonight. Honestly, I'm thinking about going back tonight honestly i'm thinking about going back because i think in like a week i could potentially lose 20 to 30 probably i really feel like i could do it i feel like i can get all the fat out of me and if i had any vitamins in me i feel like i could get that out of me

very quickly the fajitas getting rid of the marijuanas. It's an amazing thing. So shout out to Hot Works. I really appreciate what you've done for my body, my lady, and our relationship. There you go. I sat in on a Pilates sauna there for like 10 minutes this morning. I can't do any of it.

I don't know how they do it. Pilates is rough. Yeah, they sit there. Sam sat there. I was very impressed with what she was doing because Sam, I don't think athlete is the best way to describe Sam, right? The sports is what she calls it when we're watching something, right? She was sitting on her butt, had her legs crossed up in the air,

straight up in the air, like a 45-degree angle or whatever. And then her uh upper body was uh matching it on the other side and then she had her hands directly behind her and she was just sitting there for like a minute and a half and i was like how the fuck are you and i just wanted to rock her like a teeter-totter but i couldn't do it i just got up and left i said i'm leaving i can't this one ain't for me I'm going to go row the fucking shit out of that one right now. Yoga's hard. Yoga's hard, too.

I don't understand why, but it is. If you're not flexible, yoga is very difficult. I'm very not flexible. Me neither, man. I think that's something I got to work on. But the rowing, I didn't know how much it does with your back. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Because I was so tired from the cycling, I went into the rowing, so my legs were dead. So I was using more of my arms. And they had different settings on the rowing so my legs were dead so i was using more of my arms and they had like different settings on the rowing thing so like it was a high one a wide one and then a bottom one for the biceps at one point i mean it was a full in 12 minutes my entire upper body was worked i was like dude those rowers they're they're v's i mean their backs are almost like wings like flying squirrels all those places all those like different like places that, like Orange Theory, that place, Pure Bar.

They all have fucking rowing machines because they're all supposed to be incredible for you. I absolutely loved it. I'm going to go back. Something happened this weekend that I didn't love. I was personally attacked by the USGA this weekend. Slapped. Come on.

Personally assaulted. The USGA hosted the US Open, which, by the way, Pebble Beach, beautiful place. Oh, yeah. Beautiful. Jim Nance lives right down the road, by the way. I didn't know that. Joe Butler made the bird call.

All right, guys. Jim Nance walked down, had a triple collar on, looked clean, looked clean. Him and Joe Buck in the thing with the other guy was a beautiful moment. Watching Gary Woodland dominate all weekend, especially on Father's Day after losing his son, I believe, a couple years ago. Daughter.

Daughter a couple years ago was awesome to see. Brooks Koepka was charging. The tournament was great. Tiger Woods stumbled out the blocks a couple times, never really could find the rhythm, but he put on a little bit of a show. The U.S. Open was a treat, to be honest. I liked it more than the Masters, by the way. I liked it more than the Masters.

Yeah, because it was literally three straight days of doing nothing but laying there and watching TV. Until 10 o'clock. Which, 12 to 10, it was awesome. It was absolutely incredible. Now, granted, here in Indiana, on saturday when a lot of things were happening there was a tornado watch so i had to deal with the split screen with the local weather guy local weather person telling me that there's a potential tornado didn't come by the way 77 miles away from here and you know what i respect the meteorologists and weather people taking advantage

of all their time they can get on TV whenever they can interrupt and I'm not a guy that sends hate tweets towards them to be like hey they were recapping potential storms that happened hours ago this is at 620 this almost happened we're at 820 and I'm like hey come on let's get back to the show neither here nor there

watching it all day though it was awesome it was magical I enjoyed it a lot and And on Friday, a moment happened that I was like, I love this. Probably the most relatable thing I've ever seen a professional golfer do in some time. Aside from Duffet to the complete opposite side

of the fairway, which did happen because the way Pebble Beach was set up by the USGA. Patty Reed, you either love him or you hate him. A lot of people fall in the ladder of those two a lot of people i learned a lot of people snaps his wedge over his thigh carbon fiber graphite whatever the fuck it is to the thigh after duffing a chip in my head i was like that looks like me out there that looks like the people of Twitter out there.

Yes. So I made a nice video of it, having a good time with it. Because at that point, I was eight hours into watching this thing. I had invested into this tournament. I was a rating for these people. And I wanted other people who weren't watching it to be like, hey, this is what you're missing. You're missing elite humans looking like average humans. You're missing professional golfers looking like amateur

golfers. You're missing the greatest golf course probably in America beating the hell out of professional golfers. It was a good video too. 31 seconds long, perfectly timed. Everything was great. As I was speaking I was like This is going to be a good video I put it out on the internet For the world to see On the Twitter

I would like to say this The video that I put out Was shot By me It was Edited By me Commentated

By me Posted By me by me, commentated by me, posted by me. That thing gets 5,999 retweets in 24 hours. The internet's saying, this is an incredible way to watch golf. Many people were saying, if Pat McAfee was commentating golf, I'd watch golf more. Golf is a gentleman's sport. I would never want to throw myself and my energy into golf I'm just telling you what other people on the internet were saying then I wake up Sunday morning looking to send block dad a Father's Day tribute tweet that I do every single Father's Day and every single birthday of his a nice thank you dad I. I love you, man. To my 1.52 million followers that I

have accrued tweet by tweet, character by character, even in the face of adversity and fines, I continue to tweet to grow that number all the way up that it can get to. What do I find? Much to my shock and surprise, I was locked out of my own Twitter account. This had never happened before in my entire life. Been on there like eight years, couldn't even get in. Then I checked my email, and all of a sudden I'd been hit with a boom!

DMCA. Excuse me? I said, must have been the Game of Thrones video. Must have been the Game of thrones video must have been the game of thrones video i thought it finally caught up to us we had been talking about that one probably getting me because it was the game of thrones right and it was a warner brothers song so that one was one that we thought was potentially going to kick me off of twitter forever because this has never happened to me before i'd never gotten a strike before a DMCA thing, but we were willing to roll the dice

because we were Game of Thrones influencers and it deserves the thank you with all the negativity. So we put that video out. I woke up Father's Day morning like it got us. somehow it made its way over to the throne land and they saw it and they hated us much to my surprise no no it was the usga oh yeah uh-oh locked my twitter account due to copyright infringement due to broadcasting patty reed snapping his wedge i could not send a happy Father's Day to the 1.5 million followers of mine. Because a lady, I won't say her name, I did in my original tweet, in the army of humans started digging into who this lady was and I didn't like the way it was going. I actually deleted it because a social media coordinator for the USGA filed a DMCA copyright strike against me. Tried to get me kicked off of Twitter. Tried to get me banned from the only platform I've ever been good at. I'm suck at

Instagram. I have no idea what the YouTube is. Facebook couldn't even guess, but Twitter, that's my motherfucking jam in this USGA lady from New Jersey I know a lot more about you than you think lady try to get me banned from Twitter it was one of my best videos of all time she even dug her heels in deep into the pebble beach fairway or into the rough and got it kicked off of Instagram too. Wow. So I say this. There are other humans out there

that are actually using my video, muted, to talk over and to put onto their profiles and onto their platforms. There are other people with the Patty Reed video out there. They have nowhere near the amount of action or views as mine. So I say this, USGA, I'm close to taking you to court because I can argue that it wasn't Pat Reed busting the wedge over his thigh that made people want to see it because other people have used the video and it's nowhere near the action that I got. I would say that because it was a Pat McAfee production, shot by me, edited by me, commentated by me,

that is why the video was doing so well. That is why I own the video and I give you a copyright infringement for trying to kick me off the internet for my fucking video, USGS. Let's go. Amen. Amen. Amen. I was sitting in the shower this morning, letting the water hit my face,

and all I could think about was me in a courtroom, probably wearing jorts and a sleeveless. No disrespect on her. This is just how it goes. Representing the entire internet against the old curmudgeon USGA stating that that was not your fucking video that you tried to kick me off the internet. This was mine, judge. And I would hope that the judge understands the internet.

And I would hope that the USGA would understand that this was a personal attack against me. I don't know why. I don't know. You know who has videos of this up? Numerous humans have this video up. Like I said earlier, people are actually ripping my video and putting their own voice over it still on the internet. And just because it isn't as entertaining or as funny or as good doesn't mean that I should just get personally attacked by you fucking bums. You put on a great tournament. I watched every fucking hour of it. Every single stroke, every single word by the talented Joe Buck who gets too much hate, by the way,

too many people bash Joe Buck. I think he's a talented guy. I like Joe Buck, but I want the USGA to know that I am still figuring out whether or not I want to wage war with you and if I do it's not good for you and that little social media coordinator it's even worse for you I'd like to let you know that just because you suck at social media

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at putting their fucking videos on the internet. And it's the PGA and it's the MLB and that's why they're both fucking dying. But it's the USGA. I don't think it's the PGA. Those are two different entities. It's one and the same. dying. But it's the USGA. I don't think it's the PGA. Those are two different entities. No, I mean, it's one and the same. I mean, it's golf. But I would like to know why they're personally attacking me.

Because they're punks. There are other people with the video. Like I said, people are using my video in repurposing it, and it's out there, and they're not getting it. Theirs didn't go big enough for them to see. I'm sure that's it. Didn't cross their path. But you bought that coverage.

And I think you should be able to do with that what you do. Do you pay a cable? Too much. To rec TV. Too much. If you didn't have that, would you be able to watch a tournament? Too much. You pay for it.

Well, and also, I shot the video. If I ripped the video, there's a Cl clip it app where you can clip and just pull the videos which a lot of people do i don't do it i put in the hours i watch the shit that i make videos of but personally because i think that rawness of it the pov-ness of it makes it better and i think i like to zoom in on the things that i see so that video is technically mine and i very much am thinking about fighting it and contesting it. I went back and looked at it like they didn't have the Pebble Beach insignia or the USGA insignia on there or anything like that.

Yeah, so. Nothing. I mean, you could argue that all you were doing is drawing more eyes to their product. That's the whole thing. They don't get. Ty, that would be too much common sense. Yeah, it would be. What about Patrick Reed?

Maybe he's a follower. He saw it after a shitty round and said, get this guy up. I wouldn't put it past a guy like that. That's what I'm saying. I have said some things about Patrick Reed in the past, too. So maybe I am public enemy number one for Patrick Reed. But the fact that other people have that video out there is my issue. Because this was actually a personal attack.

And I don't appreciate it. Because I like to have a good time on the Twitter. I think I'm one of the most positive humans on the internet honestly it'd be very easy just to slam everybody and cut everybody down i choose not to do that i i like the internet to be a happy place i think the internet gets such a bad rap by too much negative bullshit now granted is there a place for everything i think so like some of the negative stuff i laugh at and i think the internet is the kind of the last place of freedom of speech almost. People say stand-up comedy is. I think the internet is as well. But trying to get me kicked off of Twitter for that? Come on. And I

said this. Some kid, this is why I had to take the original tweet down. People were finding the social media coordinator for the USGA and going after her, which it wasn't her fault. She was obviously told to do it. But all I'm saying is, just send me a tweet saying, hey, can you take this down? I would take it down. And trying to get me kicked off of Twitter for it? I mean, that's unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable. So by you contesting this,

do you actually have to go to a court case? I hope so, man. Like Twitter court? I hope so, man. Send me in there, fucking Jack sitting up on the throne. What's up, bro? You know what we're here for. I do. I woke up Sunday morning, and I always go to your page in the morning to see if I missed anything.

Because sometimes I'm up late, and I find some things true. Oh, yeah. And I always like to retweet it from the Heartland Radio account. Appreciate that. Diggs runs the Heartland Radio account, by the way. And then I went to that video, and the media could not be played. And I was like, oh, I know something's up. I didn't know they were coming after the whole account, though.

I thought it was just a single. Because I personally have gotten single tweet DMCAs or whatever. No, they locked my whole account. Which they take just the tweet down. Yeah, that's the weird part. Yeah. Usually you just get like a strike or something. But the fact they locked your account.

Locked my entire account. Twitter jail. What does that mean, though? So you open the app. There's nothing there. No, it's just like you have to go through these steps and do this whole thing. Probation. Yeah, it's like probation. It really is. How long were you

on probation? I was only like an hour. But it's still enough for me to be dramatic. Sure. Because I mean, I know it and I know it's definitely because of the size and because they saw it because I ripped I use the Clip It app and I ripped a video straight from their fucking broadcast. See, I put it out there because no one saw it nobody cared. But I don't do that though

I make the video myself. I honestly feel and I could be very wrong I have gone to zero law classes. Zero I honestly feel like I could contest that I own that video that that video was created by me and the reason why it was successful is because

I created it. I didn't use their commentating. I didn't even use their video shot. They were just technically a picture, I guess, in the background. But USGA personally attacked me, and I don't know how to feel. For all they know, you could have been listening to the broadcast on the radio and was just re-talking about what you heard on the radio, and then the TV was just on in the background.

That's what I'm saying. It just so happened to be where I was shooting because i had an allergic reaction to my face seriously so i didn't want to put my face on tv or on the camera because of that thing i drank that day and it really just ruined my so now they're body shaming me oh so are they out there policing all those people that are sitting in the gallery on their phones and stuff too it's the same idea you could have been sitting behind the AT box. Shot it live. Yeah, exactly.

They're not even paying to watch it. I paid to watch this. USDA. Unbelievable. Just wait, USDA. Wait until I retire from whatever I'm about to do, and then I get my ass in the fucking US Open, and I win it, and I just shit on you.

Just wait until that happens. Hey, USG, a couple words of advice. Pigs get fed. Hogs get slaughtered. Ever heard of it? Ever heard of it? Honestly, though, I do not hold grudges. No, of course not.

Nobody's ever known me to hold a grudge. I wouldn't, in 10 years from now, train my dick off to make it into the US Open just to shit on the USGA for this. Never in a million years would I do that. No, no. People that know me best know that I wouldn't do that. I mean, I wouldn't just potentially hang up everything I'm doing

and just focus on golf to go win the US Open next year so I could shit on the USGA. I wouldn't do that at all. No chance. No way would I do that. No, no. Of course not. I would do that in a fucking heartbeat.

I wouldn't do that at all. No chance. No way would I do that. No, no. Of course not. I would do that in a fucking heartbeat. In their defense, it must suck to have celebrities and social media influencers watch your sport and then share entertaining clips that might- That would suck.

It costs someone to turn on the TV that didn't have it on before. The one relatable moment. That would suck. A lot of pain in the ass. That must be. Hold on. Let me read the exact infraction. It was a great tournament, though. It was. It was me read the exact infraction. It was a great tournament, though.

It was. It was. It was a great tournament. It was a good tournament. Kept them moving, the whole thing. Someone in here called Gary Woodland winning on Wednesday. I don't know who exactly it was, but somebody did. Who was it?

It was Diggs. Called it beforehand. Pretty incredible. Hold on. Did you just set up your own compliment to say it in third person? I respect that. I respect that. I want to let you know I respect that type of thing.

I figured you might. In the report that I received via email from Twitter, the description of the infringement from the USGA is illegal disruption of the US Open broadcast. Oh, you disrupted the entire broadcast. I was watching. You didn't disrupt me. That's a bold claim.

I didn't notice anything. Did it stop for a second? People stopped watching the actual broadcast to go to your Twitter to watch your broadcast. The 30 hours of broadcast were disrupted by a 31 second video with perfectly timed comedic timing in it. 30 hours of broadcast was illegally disrupted.

Hilarious. This is unbelievable. Unbelievable. And the person's name is all over it that filed it i mean it's all i was wondering how you found that out well it's all over it they give the i even have a email by the way which if i was a if i was an asshole that would be an asshole move i would never do it i felt terrible i mean i shouldn't have even. It's just bad.

It's just bad. I don't like them. I hate the USGA. You didn't deserve that. I didn't think so either. And I feel like Twitter should have even responded like Lady. Right. Like he's one of our guys.

He's one of our guys. Come on, Karen. Like he's a guy that is honestly just trying perpetual positivity from this guy on our platform. You know what I mean? This guy is actually a traffic mover on this platform. You know what I mean? This guy is much larger than the U.S. Open on this platform. I wish Twitter maybe even got my back a little bit.

You know what I mean? I wish Twitter would have even got my back a little bit. I guess they can't. I guess they can't. What if you took Gary Woodlands after he hit the birdie putt at 18, he did the old arm swing and you put that up there. Great win and everything. Would it still be the same thing? Probably. I would assume.

It doesn't matter. I feel like it was a personal attack on me. There's other videos of this Patrick Reed thing on the internet. They specifically came directly after me. The USGA. The USGA. Right, showing one of their players breaking a club

where as opposed to the flip side of that is a guy winning a tournament with his arms raised and an arm swing. Does that stay on if you pulled that? What I'm saying though is I'm not sure it matters because the video of the snap is on other platforms. Still, it's on other people's. So this was a legit personal attack to me.

You didn't say anything disparaging about Reed during the thing, did you? I didn't think so. Because like Gorman said. Never do. I never do. He seems like the kind of guy who would go to that social media coordinator and be like, I need this taken down immediately. Oh, this is too hilarious.

Even if there wasn't anything disparaging, he might do that. Oh, so we think Patty reads this? Because I'm thinking about now, and when Gorman said it, if enough people mentioned him or tweeted it at him, too, because they were probably like, oh, you'll see this. He probably woke up the next day or saw it later that night. He might have went there and been like, hey, lady, get this out of here. I mean, that's pretty impressive for him.

That's a steal. That's not graphite. That's steel. Those wed. That's a steel. That's not graphite. That's steel. Those wedges are steel. Sure. Does JR have anything to say about that steel? That steel does not budge, Pat, except when Pat Reed snaps it over his knee.

So we're thinking Pat Reed maybe is public enemy number one. Another option on the table. Get him on the show. No. The last thing I'm going to do for a guy enemy number one. Another option on the table. Get him on the show. No. The last thing I'm going to do for a guy that tried to get me kicked off of Twitter is give him a platform. Kick him off the tour, dog. I mean, he is a very well-known horse's ass. I could see him doing that. I thought it made him relatable.

I thought it made him good. Yeah. Yeah, and then him grabbing the flag as if he's going to make it the next one is even better. I mean, I just love it because it was on 18, right? I just love him snapping it on. If it was on six, he'd be like, I can't snap it yet. I need that glove the whole rest of the round. If you can't get a new one?

Fuck it, I'll get a new one tomorrow. What? You can't get a new one during the... No, no. You got to have your start with, buddy. And if it means anything, I still don't have an eight iron. I threw one mid-round into a pond. True.

And it still gets me anytime I'm around 170, 165 to 170. I get the little thing out, the little gun thing out, and I shoot, and it says 168. And I'm like, I literally don't have that club. So I understand where he's coming from. I thought it was a relatable thing. I tried to promote it, but the USGA personally attacked me. Maybe he's an asshole.

Maybe he would have hated it. But I also think he knew the cameras were on. He wouldn't have done it. It had to be a little bit of him. I would think they'd be like, oh, this is going to play. There's no way he had any idea he was doing that. That is a full-on freak out. I'm pissed off.

For sure. For the moment. Part of it, absolutely. There's no thought through there. Fox was using it in their highlight packages, too. So okay yeah well that's just oh hold on though i mean in football they use the highlight packages of all the illegal hits right so like if a guy gets blown up and in the head concussed right that's going to be in the next commercial highlight reel for sure they love that type of stuff. Maybe. As they should.

As they should, by the way. Definitely. Patty Reed doing that is one of the most relatable things a golfer has done in a long time. In a long time. I would say golfers are the most unrelatable humans, too. They are. Out of any sport. I like Gary Woodland, though, man.

Yeah. I've learned more and more about him here after winning. Athlete. Athlete, bro. He was just draining threes. Rock Chalk, Jayhawk out there. I like Gary Woodland a lot. I like Brooks Koepka. I think there's a nice young group kind of coming through right now.

That'll be good. But they better hope, USDA better hope that I don't get good at golf and get up there. Do you like at the end? Because I do. When there's like, they showed like six or seven other golfers standing there on 18, ready to congratulate when it comes off.

His crew is standing there. I love it. I don't know if that's his crew or it comes off. His crew is standing there. I love it. I don't know if that's his crew or not. I don't know if they're boys. They said his boys in the broadcast. I love it. I enjoy the thought of a guy winning for the first time and everybody being like, hey, this is a good guy that got it.

You know what I mean? Right. Because when Patty Reed won, I wonder how many people stuck around. I don't think any. Maybe Bubba. Bubba likes him? I don't know. They're both dickheads.

Yeah. Bubba's a horse's ass too. What? Makes sense. Oh, yeah. All I've ever heard is Bubba never Bubba likes him? I don't know. They're both dickheads. Yeah, Bubba's a horse's ass, too. What? Makes sense. Oh, yeah. All I've ever heard is Bubba never used a trainer. He's his own golfer. And he had that...

The pink driver. All those are true. And the hoverboard. The hoverboard. All those are facts. And he was part of that rap group. Fact. Oh, yeah.

So I thought he was like a good guy. Apparently he could be a dick. Apparently I don't know enough about golf either. Shame on him, dude. Because if you're named Bubba, you're supposed to be a good-ass fucking time. Great time. Well, it seems like a great time, but also can be a dick. Okay.

All right. Other things happened, though, this weekend. Bigger than golf. Okay, what? OJ Simpson joined tonight. Oh, boy. No way it's real. Is anyone else going to very weird, scary?

Definitely real. What are you talking about? It was literally a video of the guy. It was definitely real. Multiple videos, by the way. Yeah. And that was so him, too. He lives in such denial.

So scary. It was a very eerie. He said, I got some getting even to do. I was like, what? What a line. God bless and take care. Oh, yeah. Well, really, take care after hearing a double murderer say he's got some getting even.

He's sleeping better than I am. He's got vengeance on his mind. So the last time he needed to get even, he showed up at a hotel with guns, right? Yeah. The time before that he had to get even, he showed up at a house with knives, right? Yeah. Big one. So what's he going to do on Twitter?

I honestly don't know what he's going to do. He's going to DMCA everybody? Yeah. That just came in. I feel real good about it. It was interesting his lawyer by the way i uh obviously i checked out who oj was following his poor son by the way is a real estate agent in florida every tweet that guy's put out for the last month has now just been

fucking bamboozled with people like yeah your, your dad's a murderer. Your dad's a murderer. Nobody even knew he existed until OJ decided to follow him. So OJ's ruining his kid's life again somehow. A lot of people think his son was actually the one who committed the murders. The one that disappeared though, wasn't this one. Okay, he has multiple sons.

I did not know that. Yeah, he has another son that disappeared. There's an entire theory I looked into. There's another son that went missing. They're saying he's the one that did the murder and OJ actually told him to get out of here and kind of drove the other direction.

So I have heard that theory. But in this situation, Nick didn't know that. Nick just assumes Real Estate Son is the one that maybe killed a guy. Because he followed,

he only followed a certain amount. He followed the Buffalo Bills, Bills Mafia. God damn, people had forgot. Then he followed ESPN, I believe, the NFL,

and then he followed this lawyer from Las Vegas. And the lawyer was bragging about how many followers OJ had on his Twitter account. So he was like something about, he called people like losers almost, like for OJ dominating Twitter or something. I think they're pretty confused about what's happening here. OJ, I would assume assume thinks that he's doing twitter right here because he's probably got like 300 000 followers 400 000 followers now at this point

and all people are doing is we never really got an opportunity to follow a murderer before so now we're getting a chance to really see it in real time i did not choose to follow because i don't want that in my timeline i don't want people to see that i follow him i've had to unfollow other people because i just don't want to be associated with it. But the 400,000 people that have followed OJ Simpson, I think OJ thinks it's because they're genuinely interested in him. It's just the fact that murderers are a genuinely intriguing

thing in our world today. Yeah, but that's exactly why he thinks. That's exactly how his brain works. He's like, oh, I'm killing him on Twitter. How can you? He's up to 670. 670,000 followers. He's like, oh, these people love me.

Thanks for the support. No, bro. We're just watching for a train wreck. So Twitter takes you off for a video for USGA. How does Twitter say, okay, we're going to let a guy, I know what the verdict read, I understand it, but he did serve time, he is a felon,

obviously all that stuff, that they can say, hey, we're just not going to have you on the platform. Cosby's tweeting this weekend too. Did you see his hashtag? Oh yeah. Dad's America's favorite dad. Hashtag America's favorite dad. Cosby, OJ, these guys had no problems this week on Twitter.

Me. I get locked out of my account for making a funny. For making a funny. This is unbelievable. We live in a wild time here in 2019. The best reply to that Cosby tweet was the guy that put the gif of Robin Williams from Jumanji. He said, what year is it? Who took the job to be Bill Cosby's social media manager while he's in prison, by the way? the gif of Robin Williams from Jumanji, said, what year is it?

Who took the job to be Bill Cosby's social media manager while he's in prison, by the way? Because they've been tweeting for a while. I looked today. People kept saying it's his wife, and then, I don't know. It was just like a bunch of jury decisions and shit like that. The best thing about OJ, too, though, is he's using it like it's the Cameo app. He's not even tweeting.

He's just putting videos out for people. That's because he wants everybody to see him. Yeah. Ain't that kind of what OJ's all about? He's trying to get that blue badge. He speaks so, I don't know. Actually, it scares me to watch him speak. I get an eerie feeling when I watch him speak.

That's his charismatic bullshit, man. Yeah, dude, it's fucking Ted Bundy. Yeah. I mean, when he put out that video of, if I had done it, this is how I would have done it thing, that's the scariest, most horrific thing I've ever seen in my life. Also, he put out another video, too, where he talked about denying having

relations with Kris Jenner, but he never actually said that. He denied romantic interest, that they were interested in each other. He never denied breaking that bitch in a hot tub. For those that don't know what Nick is referring to, it's not his words.

It was an assistant, a former assistant of OJ's words. Allegedly his words. Yes. An assistant of OJ was in a limo with OJ back in the day, and OJ told the assistant that he was on a trip with Nicole, the wife he murdered eventually, and Rob Kardashian and Kris Jenner, Kris Kardashian at the time, on a trip with nicole he the the wife he murdered eventually and rob kardashian and chris jenner chris kardashian at the time they were on a vacation they were in a hot tub rob and nicole

both went to bed and then his exact words to the assistant were i broke that bitch uh he actually fornicated with chris jenner so hard he broke her back. She asked him to take her to the hospital, and he said, have Rob take you. This is the assistant story about working with OJ, I assume in a book, talking about his life as OJ Simpson's assistant. He came out and said that he was never romantically interested in Kris Jenner. So it doesn't put the theory to bed no he did say that chloe is not his daughter he said that as well in the video how which did they 23 but i love that that was the because his whole purpose of getting on twitter was to respond to

and correct some things and that was the first thing that he decided he needed to correct well i'm happy he corrected that because that is something that a lot of people have said i never believed it by the the way. I never thought OJ was Khloe's dad. Well, now that he said he did do it, I believe it a thousand times more. It solidified my case. OJ would not lie on Twitter. No, no, no. No way.

OJ would not lie on Twitter. Maybe under oath, but not on fucking Twitter. People forget Gorman golfed with OJ. No, I did not. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. Quit saying that. No, you did. Golfed with OJ. I did not. I was on the course that he was on at the same time, and he played through us. So you golfed with him. You golfed with him. We waved him up, let him go through.

Yeah, you golfed with him. He's better. He's a slayer. I'll tell you what, though. I watched his approach. Bit of a slasher off the tee. No? No, my God.

Thanks. A little bit. A little something? What'd you say no for? Everybody laughed He just figured the general public maybe wasn't I'm gonna get one of them Gormans I don't know what we call them on Twitter Saying you said nobody laughed

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It felt great. Zito Hopp-Diner. Not good. Ruined his day. I will say, probably the second time has been better. The first time's always rough. Oh, you're going to go back? Yeah, I'm going to give it a try.

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invent a machine that massages my hands. I know. I figured he won't get started. Click math I will tell you, though, I really want to invent a machine that massages my hands. I know. I figured he wouldn't get started until 7. Click math there, by the way. What's that you said? I want to create a machine that massages my hands. My hands have been hurting a lot. They got those.

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Can't wait to see you back tomorrow, Cigar Zeke. I know, I can't wait. If you could please send tweets of encouragement to get Cigar Zeke back, we would all appreciate it. Because Zeke's one of the most electric figures on earth whenever he's an electric figure. When it's the other way, man, it really feels like it's tight. It's like a kid is like he lost his dog. It's very sad to be around.

I don't like it. I'm going to go out there and find that fucking dog. Yeah, you are. You're director of morale. Yes, I am. What happens when morale is down on the director of morale? Who's the assistant director of morale? We don't have one.

Yeah. We didn't think we needed one. I think Hill Z is like the backup, and then Cigar Z is like the lead. We've got none of them. Road Trip Z, they're in command. Yasiel Puig Z, they're in command. I haven't met Yasiel Puig Z. I'm looking forward to that.

Good baseball player. Let's get back to this great show. Another awesome thing happened this weekend. An absolute legend amongst us. Mr. James Ursay turned 60. Owner of the Colts turned 60 last Thursday. I forgot to wish him a happy birthday on the last podcast, so go ahead and let me say this.

Happy belated birthday from all of PMI to Jim Irsay. Literally, without you, none of this is possible. He had a birthday party this weekend that Jeffrey Gorman was invited to. I'm excited to hear about it. Mr. Gorman, how was the 60th birthday party for one of the biggest legends to ever exist on planet Earth? Great time.

In a nutshell, great time. Where was it? It was at his house. At his house. Okay, a mansion, obviously. The big house, they call it. The big house. And it's raining.

I mean, like, the sky's opening up when we all get there around 6. This is Saturday. There was tornado watches and warnings all over the place. So you knew it was going to be good when you pull up. And you can't get close to the door because there's a lot of cars there and the valet service is there. Got it. But the valet runs out.

He's got his umbrella. He says, I'll be escorting you inside, then parking your vehicle. Classy operations. Okay. So nice. 25-yard walk in the rain under the umbrella. Then the kid sprints back. I take the umbrella, shake it off, do that whole thing.

Walk right in. Two people in my face as soon as I walk in. Shrimp cocktail, beef tartare. Okay. So this is like Ace Ventura, Pet Detective when they walk into that party looking for snowflake in a potential. Yeah. Okay.

So that's exactly what we're walking into. What are you wearing? I got... It was called Jimmerse Casual. That's what they wanted everybody to wear. So however you took that... Slippers? No, there wasn't anybody...

Nobody was in the shower. You're supposed to take that. He normally wears slip... A slip-on, not a slipper, but a slip-on shoe. Oh, a house shoe. Yeah, he has a house shoe. He wears house shoes with black pants, is normally how I see them.

Dress pants? They're like a sweat dress like a nice uh what's that line called the yoga line oh yeah you know yeah yeah okay so how did you dress how'd you take oh i went jeans nice shirt collared unbuttoned you know nice slack i i knew you know just like that so i walk in and and i'm like okay well let's see what we got here. So you walk in, and you're funneled into the kitchen area, but it's not a kitchen area like a normal one. It's a warehouse. Yes.

So you're there. There's food and appetizers all around, people walking around with everything. And then you see, then they direct you out the back through the patio, you'll see the tunnels for the tents. Okay. So they tunneled everything off. So if you took this tunnel, the back through the patio. You'll see the tunnels for the tents. Okay. So they tunneled everything off. So if you took this tunnel, you went to the right. If you took this tunnel, you went to the left.

If you stayed straight, you went to the straight. And it opened up into a big dance area. They had a dance floor that was over the pool. Oh, class. See-through? See-through. Oh, with a light show in the pool? Yes.

Oh, my God. Then you had a stage up there. And then in the other tent to the left they had more food that you could choke every one of hogan's goats i mean every one of them there's enough food there to choke for those listening that are under the age of 60 uh enough food to choke a goat is an old school saying of there's a shit ton of food just a shit load of food there okay so you're going around 12 15 maybe big screen tvs on the side of the tent and everywhere you looked they did it right they had a uh playing the open uh no one of those tvs did that everybody

was watching but the open was on the background but what they had was on a loop and all the pictures of him as a ball boy and at baltimore colts camp back in the day with his dad him with burke jones him with you know all the old guys and all these great pictures, him on the golf course, him lifting weights, just a great loop of stuff. SMU stuff. Absolutely. Everything was there. The girls when they were younger, everything. So it was great.

So we're just kind of hobnobbing around there saying, hey, who's who? Who's going to be here? Because we knew there was going to be a big comedian there and a big musical guest. Yep. So I kind of got a little bit of wind beforehand but i muzzled myself yeah let other people be surprised what a gentleman by i muzzled myself i had no idea okay so i'm out there and i'm walking through what time's the comedian going up all right yeah oh the comedian will be up in 15 minutes hey we're gonna eat uh or no this is you

know everybody's hobnobbing hey it's gonna it's gonna be time to eat let's start the lines up there we got two lines it'll go quick anything you want anything you want filet mignon oh ribeye oh strip steak lobster hello fresh floating crabs from baltimore area you know just all nachos or cheese anything you got that's still in the kitchen that's whatever you want is in there you know that's on me one two three four five bars open and running, ready to roll, everything. So you're hobnobbing. Hey, how you doing? One of my heroes came. He was there, Mike Mills from REM, who's a bass

player for the band, who I've gotten to know through the years. Love the guy. Any former players there? No former players, but video, a lot of video tributes that I'll get to. Great video tributes. Awesome. So we're getting there and everybody's getting fired up. Hey, the comedian's coming on hey everybody eat you know do what you want to do but that was nice it was nice and loose and free and ursae was holding court in the middle of like the

dance floor area um because the dance floor was opening up after the yes was he dancing or no no no no he was just sitting down were you there not Not yet. Okay. So everybody's going up there. Hey, boss. Hey, how you doing? Great to see you. So it was wonderful. Yeah, people watching him coming in. Then everybody had their moment and stuff.

And then the comedian comes up. All right. Like, who is it? Who is it? Who is it? The comedian sees me peering. He's behind stage. I'm off to the left.

I'm not on the dance floor left. I'm talking over there. He peers around the corner and catches my eye and gives me a come here yeah he gives you the come here kind of a kind of like a come here not not so much like come here it was more like hey i'm here this was in the this was in the dancing tent this is yeah this is in the but this is behind the screen like we're next to the stage so i go up and say i to go say hi to the comedian. Yep. Frank Caliendo. Franklin Caliendo.

Why? Why, you ask? Because he is one of Ursae's favorites to get up there and listen to him do John Madden, him do Charles Barkley, him do... Oh, my God. So Caliendo knew that, and he knew which ones to hit, and of course he hit all

the great stuff. And everybody's saying, do you do Mr. Ursae? Do you do Mr. Ursae? And he's like, no, not yet. More time talk with him, I might get it. But he was great. He was up there for an hour. Alright, quick question. While Caliendo's up there doing it, is everybody sitting down watching him? Sitting down.

So everybody eats and then comes in, they sit down. And they sit down. Standing up in the back. Some people going out and getting the bar, you know, hitting the bar, coming back in. So it was nice and loosey-goosey. Everybody was there. Frank Caliendo. But he is there.

We didn't guess him. We did not guess him. There is one man. Seinfeld. That's who we guessed. We guessed who it was. We were told the biggest comedian. Frank Caliendo, by the way, very talented.

Very, very talented. So there's one guy who's howling in the back. I mean howling, like buckled over, belly laughing in the back. He's a head coach in the NFL. His name is Frank Reich. Oh, okay. I'm going to fast forward to after Caliendo's gone and after the entertainment after Caliendo was done,

I run into Frank Reich. Who was the entertainment after Frank Caliendo? Well, I run into Frank Wright. Who was the entertainment after Frank Wright? Well, I'm not there yet. Well, you just said you're going to fast-forward past. No, I've got to fast-forward, and then I'll come back. Oh, okay. Because Frank was leaving, all right? Frank was leaving.

Great story about Frank. OTAs are done on Thursday. Hit the road, man. You've got six weeks to get. Legit, there is screeching sounds in the parking lot after OTAs are over, and it's not the players. You've got to get out. It is the coaches getting the fuck out.

Unless you're invited to your boss's birthday party on Saturday. That may change the plans up a little bit. Anyway, I caught Frank Wright going on. Hey, coach, what's going on? Hey, Gorman, what's going on? And he's like, I'm like, man, you like that Frank Caliano? We saw you laughing. He's like, I've never heard him before.

Oh, really? I'm like, wait a second. You know what he does? He goes, I take that back. I saw him do Gruden one time, but that was it. And he's dying laughing. Like his stomach, he comes up and says, my stomach is still hurting. Listening to Morgan Freeman, Charles Barkley, everybody that he did over and over. And Gruden, he'd put them together, having a conversation and stuff the way Frank does. But Frank Reich was just like done. He was like, I can't believe this.

He's like, when am I ever going to see this guy? I heard he was on NFL Fox. Somebody told me, I'm not watching pregame. I'm on the field, you know? I don't watch a lot of TV right there. And if I am watching TV, it's usually film. So I mean, that's his mentality, but he was giddy. I mean, like he was doing backflips loving it so anyway frank's done we go okay who's the who's the the musical act just for future reference could have just snuck that in there without having to fast forward you know what i mean yeah but i was at the party so so let me do that so so we're waiting more you know there's some uh uh they say hey we're gonna cut the birthday cake everybody

have a thing we're gonna sing to mr birthday and then the entertainment's gonna come up all right boom great cakes he had three of them he had three of them i mean three gigantic huge cakes and everything pictures cutting everybody getting there was anybody from those cake wars there no no but they look like these cakes look like they were made like i mean he had a bass drum that was like this big a bass drum that was like this big, a bass drum that you kick with your foot and it was made. I mean,

it was all, it was all icing, you know, so it was wonderful. It's not too much. Nick, he's a billionaire. He turned 60.

Nobody thought Jim Ursa was going to make it to 60. That's a good point. Yes. I would have had three bass drums. Yeah. I would have had the whole set. I would have had two fucking bands.

Too much. And a drummer. He has a billionaire. What do you mean? So he's got, I would have had a fucking drummer cake. I would have two fucking bands. Too much. And a drummer. That's a billionaire. What do you mean? Yeah, I would have had a fucking drummer cake. I would have had one cake. Maybe.

Hey, you're not a billionaire. Named Jimmers? Or a party thrower, obviously. Yeah, obviously. Anyway, sorry. Humility. We had great cakes and all that stuff,

so that's going on. And he had a bunch of his boyhood, like guys he grew up with were there. Okay. And men and women alike that he grew up with and stuff that are friends. So it was nice seeing them.

I had seen them here and there through the past couple years and stuff, but we all sang happy birthday, and he said, oh, it's great to be here. I get these old memories, and the guy we're going to listen to next, you know, you and I, Steve, you and I used to smoke weed in the back listening to this guy. So it was good. Everybody's like, who's it going to be? Who's it going to be? So we fast forward, not fast forward, but, hey, everybody, who's it going to be? Who's it going to be? So we fast forward. Not fast forward,

but hey, everybody, act starting. It's going to be on for an hour or so. Fast forward. All right. So we sit down. Some people stand up. Same thing. Out comes half of Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel? Art Garfunkel. No Simon?

No Simon. That's a bit of a letdown. Well, there is a story behind it. Is Simon dead? No, but they just have never talked since they split up. So, I mean, it's like Simon and Garfunkel reuniting is not going to happen. Not even for Ursae. Not even for Ursae.

But it was great. Art Garfunkel gets up there, goes through the whole hits, all the hits. What is Simon and Garfunkel hits? Sound of Silence. The sounds of silence. Hello, darkness, my old friend. Or how about this one? Like a bridge over troubled water, I will...

Okay, you got to grow up a little bit I mean those are some old songs the boxer coo coo coo choo Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you would know are you going to

Scarborough Fair Parsley Sage Roast the boxer I'm just a boxer and my story's IFT. La, la, la. La, la, la. La, la, la.

La, la, la. La, la, la. Wham! La, la, la. And by the way, the whole party when he sang that was wham. And I'll get back to this now. Mr. Hersey said, listen, these guys changed my life. When I heard them them Art Garfunkel

obviously one of the great singers that we've had a great duo and said it means a lot to me that these guys were here

and they were part of my youth into my you know adulthood everything about 1130 comes around

Art's done he's going around people start back slapping hobnobbing a little bit like that boss man says

alright I'm having a tour anybody that wants it we're going to the memorabilia room so oh yeah everybody lined up kind of a cool deal it goes down the stairs he cracks open the memorabilia room everybody looking at the instruments all the hollywood stuff all the musical stuff and everything so it was really great and everybody you know kind of wrapped it up everybody ran out to the car again escorted out to your car with an umbrella because it was still raining. Hope you had a great evening.

That was it in a nutshell. It was first class the entire way. Oh, the whole thing was first class. Incredible. Yeah, incredible. Good for Jim. Happy birthday, Jim Irsay. So the video tributes, all the greats.

I didn't see yours on there. Wasn't invited. What the hell happened there? Greatest punter of all time. We had Reggie on there. Had Peyton on there. Had Burt Jones on there. I think the commish was on there. What did the commish say? Tony Dungy was on there. We had Reggie on there. Had Peyton on there. Had Burt Jones on there. I think the commish was on there. What did the

commish say? Tony Dungy was on there. Happy birthday like everybody did. Tony Dungy was there. Dallas Clark made it. I think Tarek Glenn was on it. Edger and James posted up. Yeah, I love Edger and James. And that's his guy. That's his guy. Edger and James is also my guy. Good follow on Twitter or on Instagram.

It was really cool. And it wasn't big. There was like 60 people total. They wanted to keep it sort of small, but so much room. So it wasn't like the house is huge anyway, and then tent village that they opened up was even bigger. So you could move freely, no problem. That's awesome. It was really a great time.

He really enjoyed it. You could tell that was what everybody was at. He was laughing the whole time when Caliendo was up there singing along when Garfunkel's singing and stuff like that. Yeah, it was great. I love him. Great night. Good for you.

Good for Jim Irsay turning 60. That's absolutely awesome. And bobbleheads for all the guests. Jim Irsay bobbleheads? Yes, Jim Irsay bobbleheads. Did you get an autograph? Love it. Of course. Well, all of Bobo. Yes, Jim Ursae Bobo. Did you get autographed? Love it. Of course.

Did you? Well, all of them were autographed. Yeah. Well, Coach, I mean, it was just me. I mean, what do you want me to grab? Six of them? Yeah. I could probably help you out on the back.

Yeah. If I could get it, I mean, I got an aggro crag here. Okay. Hey, I'll tell you this. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows where a couple of the other of those bobblehead boxes are. I got you. That's what I'm talking about.

I do like that move. Having a birthday party and giving all the guests gifts. Yes. I think he gave a lot of gifts there. They got a free Frank Caliendo show, a free Garfunkel show and a tour of shit that's probably worth close to $100 million. Probably six five-star meals too. If I had to guess.

Imagine if Paul Simon was there, though, and he plays You Can Be My Bodyguard. I could be your long-lost family. That's that guy? Yeah. That's Paul Simon. I can call you Betty. And Betty, when you call me, you can call me

Al. You can call me Betty. Oh, I got a fun one, and then I'll shut up about Thursday party. No, no, keep it coming. What do you get a billionaire that has a need for nothing, for anything? Just love. That's it. Time and love is the best thing that you get to him, but I did get him a gift.

What'd you get? I say, I'm like, what do I get this guy? Now, he calls me. For some reason, him and I have called each other, there's Pardsey, there's Pard, there's Sonny, there's Sonny Boy. So a lot of Sonny Boys are thrown around. There's Sonny Boy, and I'll tell you this much, Sonny Boy. Well, Sonny Boy, I'll tell you this much, stuff like that.

So I got him a great blues harmonica from the 30s, 40s, and 50s, Sonny Boy Williamson. I got him a Sonny Boy Williamson T-shirt, black in color, his favorite. It's got a picture of him blowing the harmonica, and it says on top, Sonny Boy underneath Williamson. So, you know, I think he might use that. I don't know. That's cute. The harmonica or the shirt?

The shirt. I didn't get him a harmonica. You just got him a t-shirt. No, I just got him a $30 t-shirt. Yes, that was the best I could do. I thought you tracked down an actual Sonny Williams harmonica.

No, it was a t-shirt. He's been long dead from there, and plus I probably can't afford Sonny Williams' old harmonicas. I would like to say you did have one flaw in there. Harmonicas are both blown and sucked. Okay. That's true.

Something to remember. Well, I know one thing. He's not going to be sucking on any harmonicas because I didn't get him. Boy, and Sonny Boy ain't sucking on any more because he's dead. Thank you so much for listening today. We really covered everything. We're so thankful for you. Ty Schmidt, hit the music

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You can call me out A man walks down the street He he says, why am I short of attention? Got a short little span of attention and, whoa, my nights are so long. Where's my wife and family? What if I die here? Who'll be my role model now that my role model is gone? Gone. He ducked back down the alley with some rolly-polly little bat-faced girl.

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The sound of cattle in the marketplace Scatterlings and all the jizz He looks around and around He sees angels in the architecture Spinning and spinning He says amen Hallelujah If you would be my bodyguard

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