The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 102 - The NFL's Back, Friday Bangerz, & We're Giving Away An Escalade

Episode Date: September 6, 2019

On today’s bonus episode, Pat and the boys record the podcast late into the night immediately after the Packers and Bears kicked off the 100th NFL season. They chat about the game, and how happy they are that football is back. They also cover the ever increasing Antonio Brown drama and why they think he could potentially end up in New England on a one year deal with the Patriots, why Pat thinks the Colts could potentially go undefeated this year, who some of the teams are that everyone is excited to watch play this weekend, and recap the trip to Toronto including the story of running into Canadian legend and retired NHL left winger, Nick “Kyper” Kypreos. Pat and the boys also discuss the launch of the radio show on Westwood One and simulcast on DAZN (starting on Monday September 9th at 10:00 EST), chat about Alec Baldwin’s upcoming roast on Comedy Central whose dais includes Caitlyn Jenner. Pat also answers what his go to candy is on road trips, dives into LeBron’s new glass helmet initiative and if he is becoming less and less relatable, and chats more about his Escalade that he will be giving away to someone who listens to the radio show everyday next week. And finally, after a long hiatus, Friday Bangerz returns to the show to help send you into the weekend. Today’s a fun one. Come and laugh with us, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Say, hey, Ty. Don't die, bub. Need you to stick around. Things are about to get going. He just guzzled his fifth Red Bull. The Green Bay Packers, which he is a team, part owner of the team, currently undefeated. That's right.

So not only has he not slept, he's probably on a celebration bender right now with his baseball bat vitamin pen. Probably taking one entire cartridge down. We're recording this late night after the game. Zito's Bears. One down. Incredible defense. Yeah. I just listened to Aaron Rodgers postgame.

Aaron Rodgers said he was asked about the offense kind of failing a little bit or struggling. And he said that the Bears defense is going to cause a lot of people's offense to struggle. Because I think your initial reaction is Aaron Rodgers didn't play all preseason. He must be rusty. Aaron Rodgers and Matt LaFleur, it's a brand new system. They must not be on the same page. First couple drives, a lot of runs, and then all of a sudden Aaron Rodgers started slinging it. They started moving, then they were struggling.

And Aaron Rodgers was like, yeah like yeah i mean maybe that was the case but that bears defense is really good very very good and on the flip side of that that bears offense was tough to watch at times zito dinks gumpy was in your ear a lot. He was. He was. Chirping pretty heavily. Yep. That particular offense in Chicago last night with an entire offseason to prepare. I can't wait to watch a Dolphins game, by the way. We're supposed to stink, though. Yeah. Yeah.

That is very true. You're going to watch Dolphins games? Yeah. He won't. But Gumpy's a Dolphins fan. That's where that comes from. But let's not get off topic here. Sorry. Sorry.

Don't try to deflect. You've got to eat this right now. An entire offseason, you scored three points. That is very difficult to handle, I would assume, as a Chicago Bear fan on opening night. They're trying to redo from last year. Redo the same thing. Lose the Packers.

Come back strong. So this is a plan? It's all part of the game plan. There was a lot of booing in the crowd. Apparently not everybody knew that was the motherfucking plan. Yeah, you know, it wasn't spread to everybody, but it's part of the plan. Just trabisky. Well, Director of Morale was supposed to be at the game,

but he came up with 17,000 excuses and didn't go to the game. He was supposed to run out the flag. Zito told me the wedding that he was uninvited from, he ended up getting back invited from, but he wasn't allowed to bring a plus one because the couple thought that he was abusing his invitation i was which possibly if we're just gonna bring a random to this wedding he went to the wedding came back and said i met a guy at the wedding he said i can run the flag out opening night for the chicago bears everybody in the room when he said that said zito you should go do that that is a once in a lifetime 100 especially as a guy who supposedly likes the bears die die hard fan let's not use the

word supposedly ty schmidt i think you're a big bears fan thank you you got a bear shirt on tonight yep i saw you get a little passionate tonight when ray lewis was giving you a positive motivational script yep i saw you getting passionate about the Bears. Ate a lava cake? Ate a lava cake. Before we get into Westwood One deal that starts next week and they'll probably sell us to some sort of

fast food. I would like to get this out there before we're not allowed to say this type of stuff. Yeah, that's true. Domino's Lava Cake is the greatest dessert from any fast food or delivery service in the history of chain restaurants fast food and delivery services it's the only happiness i had to argue with you the lava cake that evan foxy has never tried in his life first time ever not even try like never even heard of didn't know what a lava cake was when i said

hey big diet starts tomorrow let's go ahead and cram it in tonight. Zito needs you to order a lava cake from Domino's. So Zito ordered eight of them. Foxy's going to try one and said, what are these? And we go, lava

cake. He goes, I never heard of that. Foxy lives this incredible life which he somehow And we go, lava cake. He goes, I never heard of that. You know, Foxy lives this incredible life. He somehow ran the three-man weave through his life, missing so many things. I mean, I just don't order dessert from pizza places. Yeah, I get that. But you had never heard of a lava cake before. Yeah, I don't order dessert from pizza places.

And you've never been on the Domino's menu and just scrolled down. And even when you don't order dessert from the Pizza Place on the Domino's app, they ask you at the end, do you want to add on the fucking most delicious dessert of all time? It is, too. And you literally have to. It pops up as a screen, and you have to say no or yes. You fucking know about it.

Also, not exclusive to Domino's. They exist elsewhere in the world what you're hearing right now from digs is just a fraction of the disappointment that he yelled at foxy whenever foxy said he didn't know what a lava cake? And Diggs goes, Foxy, I'll tell you what. You never fucking ceased to, and he didn't know what to say. And it wasn't disappoint. It wasn't disgust, which are the first two options Diggs wanted to say to Foxy. Instead, he just said, surprise me.

And Foxy, you tried it. It was great. I've said and done a lot of dumb things in the two years I've been here, but no one out of all of you has ever been that disgusting. As me. With the lava cake. Yes. Tony, welcome back to the Fat Club.

That's all I got to say. Yeah, you're going to get mad about a dessert. I'm going to assume if I've never had the lava cake, someone else out there that's listening has never had the lava cake. Get the lava cake. That's not true. Incredible. Like, I understand there's some people, like, for instance, I have a very basic palate.

I've lived a very normal life. If I feel, well, until a point, you get it. Yeah. I was very lucky to fall into some situations. But I have a pretty basic palate. So if I feel something, normally a group of humans feels that way. Right. You just assuming that you're like that is a wild scene.

You just saying, well, I'm assuming if I never heard of a lava cake, somebody listening out there never heard of a lava cake. I don't think you should assume that. I think most people have heard of a lava cake. I think that is not true. You know what I mean? And he was saying, tried it. I assume there's people who haven't tried it,

but everyone, I think, has heard of a lava cake. I don't know anyone that I went to college with who didn't have a lava cake while we were in college. So that's all of the University of Iowa. Yeah. Okay, so let's knock the state of Iowa out. Pennsylvania, I'd assume, is a pretty big lava cake. Hell yeah.

I mean, dominoes. So we're kind of falling through states here that probably... I mean, I'm sure everyone in Michigan has tried it. I don't know. Lava cakes are incredible. I knew what lava cake was before I knew what lava was. That's how common it is. In your defense, Foxy, though, you're a hungry Howie guy, right?

It's not just dominoes. That's where I'm confused. Where else is it? Everywhere. Everywhere in the world. I just got lightheaded. I just lost all oxygen in my head Domino's. That's where I'm confused. Where else is it? Everywhere. Everywhere in the world. I just got lightheaded. I just lost all oxygen in my head with Todd's. And so ordering desserts from pizza places for you guys.

Not normal. I don't think that's a normal thing. It's not. That's why I don't get that weird. That's just like a cinnamon bite type thing. I was going to say. A chocolate chip cookie from pizza. Yeah.

Also delicious. I mean, cheesecake from the beginning of time has been offered up from pizza places. Dessert pizza. I mean, I just get pizza, breadsticks, and then sometimes the cinnamon sticks. Oh, so you do get dessert. Well, that's dessert. Well, I don't know.

Is it? Is it? 200%. No, it's the part of the meal, the cinnamon sticks. It's the appetizer, isn't it? No, no, no. Yeah, it's appetizer. You're right.

Why don't you cake then? Take cake off the list. Lava cake is like a piece of candy that's hot, though. It's like a Reese's. Oh, that molten chocolate. And if you guys watch me eat it, you could tell it was my first time. It's not a thing. Tonight, brownie with the best brownie cheese inside of it.

Yeah, you ate it like a goon. It was all over the place. Speaking of goons, Big Kipper. This guy. What was his name? Nick Kiprios. This guy named Nick Kiprios plays a sport of hockey. I thought he was a tennis player.

Boy, when I walked up and they said his name, I couldn't even guess what he was. I thought he was an actor. And then I turned around and I saw his nose. He was a handsome son of a bitch. And he was attractive, but I saw his nose. I was like, that's a hockey player. They're like, yeah, that's Nick Kipriosiprios and i'm like i don't know who that is

and gumpy goes oh i just got fired from sports net paul you know what you said 20 years he'd been there and he got fired literally two days before that i think he was holding court for his next job yeah so gumpy tells me that this big Nick Kiprios is potentially interviewing for another TV job back there. He'd worked there for 20 years. Had been a voice of hockey, basically, in Canada for all this time. His last play ever, I found out via a text message from Nick, was him laying face first on the ice in a pool of blood because he lost his last fight. He took a beating yeah he was a fighter i guess he was just a league though he was a grinder a goon yeah he played he

won a cup with the rangers in 94 though yeah but loved universally beloved in canada i learned after the fact and uh gumpy goes i think he's uh interviewing for his next job pal and i'm like i'm gonna walk over there and uh try to up his negotiations with him. Because if I'm talking to a TV thing or a TV executive and somebody walks by and they're like, Pat, love you, it's like, that's great news because the people just saw that. That's all they're looking for, right? It has happened to me every single time, by the way.

Every time it happens, I'm always just like, I wish i could give that guy like like at least a percentage of this next car because that person just helped me out so much you know at least get him some free merch from dick or something somebody tracked that guy down but you can't do it because you got to keep your cool so i walked over to him just learning about his name and he's in the corner of the bar and i go uh i go hey mr kipper because his uh his twitter is real kipper so i go hey mr kipper big fan man he goes oh thanks pal or whatever and i go really appreciate what you've done for the game of hockey or the sport of hockey and he

goes oh no problem thank you man and i turn around and walk away and nick goes you're such a fucking asshole so i'm like i don't know hopefully i got him a raise though you know like i felt like i really did a good deed there and we're standing there bullshitting for probably i don't know minute and a half two minutes and we're all just kind of sitting there uh trying to get the checks or whatever and the waitress that was at our restaurant the night before was now at the bar a different bar that we were at in toronto So I think she works at every restaurant in Toronto. And that was kind of a moment there while they were cashing out. And then all of a sudden, I get like a tap on my shoulder,

and it's the kipper. He rose from the corner and comes over and he goes, boys, what's going on? And I'm like, oh, kipper, how's it going? He goes, you guys Rangers fans? I was like, oh, we're Penguins fans, but love hockey, blah, blah, blah. And he goes, okay. And he stands are quiet for

like 30 seconds and we're just kind of all looking at him and he's like you boys want a fucking picture so i go obviously yeah yeah absolutely we do mr kipper because uh the tv network's still watching over there so we're getting a picture with him you know so i i go to take a picture with him again he goes uh he asked you guys rangers fans and i literally just told him no but i point at nick i go this guy diehard rangers fan so so he he fucking grabs nick like bodies him up we take a photo and he goes all right boys take care and walks back to the corner and uh i'll tell you what back to the corner and uh i'll tell you what i think i gotta get a kipper jersey i've never in my life been asked you boys want a fucking picture it's like whenever coach jason brown in the the last chance you while giving a motivational speech

to his team informed his team that he was a master motivator in the motivational speech. Like whenever you can play off something that cool, like you guys are going to win because I'm a master motivator. And still look cool. That's impressive. The kipper was able to force us into

taking a picture with him and still look cool. And I don't know. I honestly don't know how many people could pull that off well and he's a toronto legend we found out because we get an uber we get a fucking uber to the airport and uh obviously this kipper story had had captivated the group because this fucking guy just walks up to us so we're driving in an uber and by the way new podcast i would like to start is called Canadians Talking to Each Other. Just because the two accents going back and forth is insanity.

But Gumby was in the way back, and his Uber driver obviously driving in the way front. And he's like, how was your guys' day? You know, like the whole thing. And I forget who, somebody said like, oh, just got done hanging out with the kipper or whatever. And the fucking guy goes, you guys know kipper and for five minutes gumpy and this guy are talking about what a beauty is the canadian word for what kipper is and the driver's like yeah i just got let go of sports net yeah you know like pal what's going on he's like and gumpy's in the back like oh i just saw him at a big meeting with a TV company.

And the driver in front is like, well, with who? You got to tell me. And Gumpy's like, pal, can't tell you, pal. He's like, oh, no, you're not going to tell me? He's like, no, pal, can't. And the Americans are just sitting in between this, and they're just bickering back and forth over the top of us about a Canadian hero that I didn't even know existed

until 24 hours before that. So for the big kipper that's listening man thanks for what you did i love that you just did a comedy stand-up ending we had a great time in canada it was outrageous up there. So thankful to get back and have the NFL start, though. Just watching a game. The whole thing. The whole goddamn thing. From Meghan Trainor. You know, from Meghan Trainor.

And this is why the NFL did the Meghan Trainor thing. The NFL did the Meghan Trainor thing because the NFL knows that everybody who watches the NFL is going to be watching no matter what. Okay? that everybody who watches the NFL is going to be watching no matter what. Okay? So if you're somebody who's a football fan, it's opening night of the NFL, you've seen bullshit preseason games,

you're going to watch regardless. The only thing they were hoping for is Meghan Trainor to potentially bring in like a 1% increase from somebody that would never, ever, ever watch the NFL. That's the only way that they could logically be like you know what opening night fucking megan trainer here's the only flaw in that thinking they should probably should have booked someone who actually had fucking fans oh my god easy you should not say what you just said trust me there's no meganor army that's going to fucking come after you. The Trainor Train has been running rough shop on people that say bad things about Meghan Trainor. Where?

You're about to find out. You're the alphabet. Hey. Choo-choo. You know what? The Trainor Train is about to train the digs for sure. It would be funny if this was the one thing that I said that really fucking turned into this. I can tell you right now, I can just tell you

that I know for a fact her people are militant because she represents certain people that see themselves in her that don't get represented a lot in that industry. Yeah, yeah, you're right. So it's like a cult. Yes, yes. Tony, you're in trouble. You're fucked, dude. Now, can you

please add on your Twitter bio that the opinions... Great game. People hated it. Great punning. I love a nice defensive game. You know, I think you just loved it. The only reason why we loved it is because it was the first game of the year. Maybe.

Bingo. I'll tell you what, if that was a Thursday night game, week eight, we'd be like, fucking Thursday night football is terrible. But there's an option on ESPN. So if the games are going to be like that, I'm not saying that it wasn't awesome to watch the punters punt, a game winning punt from yoga,

JK Scott out of Alabama. Kid literally looks like he's 10. Hit a 63 yard game winning bomb to win that thing. Aaron Rodgers gets afterwards, says, hey, we got a defense. We got a good defense. We got a good defense. He's all jacked up. They're going to get up there and win.

But it was quite a boring football game for a lot of people on the internet. And the only reason why I know that is because normally my tweets during games, if it's about anything other than the game, won't do shit. People just skip over it i tweeted that video of that guy catching a cell phone on the roller coaster that thing went went so you know people were watching the game but they were just on their phone like yeah what the fuck this is boring and just oh yeah certain conversations on other things like oh and we'll get back to and we're here i'm assuming it's going to have a great rating, but I don't think people enjoyed the game much.

But I love a good, that's a real footballer. You know what I mean? I mean, that's NFC North. NFC North smash mouth football. I mean, what do we want, Dinah in Chicago? Bears, Packers, 100th year anniversary. You know what? It was a commemorable throwback to the 1919 season.

That's what it was. There was no passing allowed. And they were dressing like that. They knew the game was coming. Well, roaring 20s is almost here, my friend. Hey, how about no slide in for Collinsworth? I know. What was the bet?

Plus 10,000. Rigged for sure. Al Michaels and Collinsworth were like, they looked at it, they were like, plus 10 fucking thousand. Yeah, we'll have them just fucking sit here for sure. What was that, $20 bets, 2,000? Yep.

Yes. Yeah. Yes. Al Michaels just cashed in. Fucking Al's wife at home just emptying the bank account right into the betting app. Hey, babe. Chris is not sliding in. Plus 10K. If they have a bet for hats on in the booth,

we'll both have those fucking. I think Chris Collinsworth and Al Michaels If they have a bet for hats on in the booth, we'll both have those fucking hats. I think Chris Collinsworth and Al Michaels don't get a lot of positive love on the internet because they've been around for so long, I think. Chris Collinsworth's been around for so long. And also, sometimes he can stray a bit negative. But I don't mind him. I like him a lot.

I like Chris Collinsworth. I like Al Michaels, too. I didn't like Collinsworth at first because I thought he came off very smug. And he still does, but he's grown on me. Sometimes he gets really horned up on one player, too. Whether it's good or bad. They all do that, though.

You know what I mean? I mean, I was pretty locked in on DSR. DTR. By the way, did not know his name. I heard somebody else say it in the broadcast. It was Adam Amin, I think, dropped the DTR in there. And I was like, oh, good. That's his name.

I should have known the quarterback's name coming into this game. I feel like that's broadcasting 101. I mean, don't have three names. What do you fucking want from me? There's 400 kids out there. Right. Don't have three names.

I knew Desmond Ritter. Kid sat in the pocket. You know why? Because Cincinnati Bearcats answered my tweet. How about this? I'll learn your quarterback's name. You answer my tweet. There were some learning moments from that, but I'm excited football is all the way back.

Live show's coming on Monday. We're giving away Cadillac Escalade next week. That's really coming together. I may or may not have been up north smoking legal when we came up with that idea on the spot into a microphone. So now we have to actually figure out the logistics of it.

I think we're starting to figure out the logistics of it. Absolutely. It's starting to come together. We're going to see if that escalate turns on. That's the first step. We're going to get it washed. Sam thinks there's a potential rat living underneath it. I feel like we could never get inside

of it either. The escalator? Yeah. Am I wrong? Or maybe the keys were just locked in there. I just remember one time not being able to get in. No, so the battery was dead. Oh, that's what it was. Oh, I know about that. And this, yeah, you do. Zito's battery is back being non-existent, by the way.

Old jump cable Z. Yeahke yeah let's go get domino's pizza to jump the car black on black sit outside dominoes sir you need help with that no i got it this isn't every movement scenario for me. Yeah, so we're going to give away an Escalade. But the battery, there's a lot of fucking gadgets on that car. I don't fully like it, but so I'm happy I'm giving it away. It has every option possible. Every button possible.

Yes. I'm too simple of a human for that car, but I'm sure whoever wins it from the next week giveaway, listening and watching the live show on DAZN and listening on radio stations across the country of the United States, by the way. Just a quick heads up. Call Intel for our show on DAZN.

We're going to be live in Canada. Let's go. America. Of course. Germany. Nine. Yes. Oh, sorry.. Germany? Yes. Nine. Yes. Oh, sorry.

I don't know yes. C. I think you just said it. I think yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, bitch. That's Russian. Da. Yeah, da is yes. Wait, Russia? Hi is Japanese. Oh. And we are not on in Japan.

Not yet. Not yet. But grazie to Italy. River Dirt Chee will be broadcasted on the DAZN app in Italy. So they must listen to the show. Germany, Canada, and the United States. So not only are we a nationally syndicated radio show, United States. So not only are we a nationally syndicated radio

show, we are legitimately a worldwide wide wide show. The Italians asked for us, I guess. It's going to feel pretty good, huh? It's hilarious. Paisans, no.

It's not always good when they ask for you, but this time it is. Yeah, the Italians summoned me into a fucking room. I hope there's just one big time mafia guy over there it's a diehard fan of ours somehow he like just falls in love with us and we get invited like uh the ig models get invited by saudi princess that would be the shit yeah the mafia sends a plane over we got a bunch of pinky rings in there as soon as we get on coming to see the boys in italy do you think they heard about our italian club shirt and they're like yeah i do wonder if they had to see my boys in Italy. Do you think they heard about our Italian club shirt? And they're like, yeah. I do wonder if they had...

I didn't see my uniform on Monday. I know, that's what I'm saying. I think you should really... I am going to do it up. Yeah, I think you should. Let them know we represent... Gold chain is going to be full. ...Gumpy's Canada.

You're Italy. The Germans are going to be tough. Maybe we'll have Sally Mack if you come in. She's 100% German. Don Schmidt's about as German as you. Yeah. Ha, Schmidt. Whoa. The man in the high hill or whatever it is

at one point he was a man in high hills oh jesus double down oh he's not wrong By the way Rest in peace to Bruce Jenner Yes rest in peace He did a lot of great things For our country Wheaties box

He was the greatest athlete Of all time Yeah Caitlyn Jenner A champion in her own Incredible golfer Well said Yeah

She is a champion in her own Yes Got a makeup deal immediately You think she's gonna destroy That roast That Alec Baldwin roast She's on it Yeah's gonna destroy that roast That Alec Baldwin roast She's on it Yeah

Oh my god So it's Alec Baldwin Can't remember who the comedians are What channel is it on Comedy Central Caitlyn Jenner's on it Yeah Who's being roasted

Alec Baldwin Oh it is Alec Baldwin Yeah it's his roast Nice But she's part of it though Is Jeffrey Ross gonna be there Yes You bet your ass The roast master you mean Oh no I'm getting so uncomfortable Nice. But she's part of it, though. Is Jeffrey Ross going to be there? Yes.

You bet your ass he will. The Ross Master, you mean? Oh, no. I'm getting so uncomfortable. I hope Jez will next on it. I am getting so uncomfortable right now. What's that? Tack. Oh, Robert De Niro's the other guy, too.

There's something called Tack. Oh, yeah. Secondhand embarrassment? Yes, where you feel embarrassment for somebody else. It's not embarrassment. You get uncomfortable for somebody else. It's like you get uncomfortable. I don't know if I'm

going to be able to watch that because if they're going after Caitlyn Jenner, I'm going to be worried about it. I'm going to feel bad. I'm going to be like, can we please just skip over this part?

I'm not so sure it's not just going to turn into the roast of Caitlyn Jenner. Yeah. You have Jeff Ross up there. You got all he does. What is he supposed? This is not good. It's a Super Bowl. What is he supposed to do? This is not good.

To the Super Bowl. Smart of Alec Baldwin to invite her. She's going to take the brunt of this thing. You got Ken Jeong, Nikki Glaser, Caroline Ray, Adam Carolla, then Robert De Niro, Blake Griffin, Caitlyn Jenner, Chris Redd, and Jeff Ross. That's not bad, Dez. I'll be excited to see Blake Griffin up there. Everybody's pretty good.

I'm excited to see it. I'm not going to watch it, though. It's going to be tough. You'll see highlights. Yeah. You'll see highlights. But the highlights are going to be the best parts. I'm worried about her.

I don't like that. Yeah. That's a tough spot. You know what, though? I think it could help normalize uh even more so than caitlin jenner's already done so it's probably a good move the more caitlin jenner can do probably the better and obviously she knows what she's getting into so she must be mentally ready does she go from the ladies tees oh i think she goes uh blue tees really

by the way so much certainty. Did you just read? I just couldn't remember the last T's in my head. The tips. They're not blue. Black. They're black tips. Are you just making up numbers or colors right now?

Yeah. Have you ever golfed? Yeah, the four dons of golf. Yeah. Your dad taught me and your dad taught me. What are the four dons of golf? Slow don. Foot don. Foot don.

Ass don. Oh, my God. What's above your shoulders? Head don. I haven't golfed in a while. I forgot the rules. Anyways, we're all pumped the NFL's back. I think the Indianapolis Colts are potentially just going to go undefeated this year.

I like the way they're coming together. The Jacoby video did it for you, really. What's that, the throw? Yeah. Yeah, they posted one throw from practice, and it was a rope. In literally the only spot that old Funches could have caught it. I like Jacoby, man.

QB1 Jacoby, by the way. Great shirt. Mm-hmm. That's from Star Trek? Star Wars. I like Jacoby, man. QB1 Jacoby, by the way. Great shirt. That's from Star Trek? Star Wars. Of course. No, no, no, my friend. Not even close to the same thing. Well, I mean, they shouldn't have borrowed words from each other.

But they've been Space Wars? What was the first? Star Trek or Star Wars? Star Wars. Oh, so I think they should have been Space Trek. No, I, Star Trek or Star Wars? Star Wars. Oh, so I think they should have been Space Trek. Actually, no, I don't know. Star Trek was a TV show. Was it the 60s? Is that with the Reading Rainbow guy?

Yeah, that was a version of it. Was that Star Trek? Star Trek. That was during the shitty years. With the Reading Rainbow guy? Is this one? Oh, you fucking bite your tongue, Captain John Luke Picard. Can't hold a candle to Captain Kirk.

What are you talking about? Captain Kirk's the guy from Travelocity? Yep. I know who he is. He had that judo chop. He could take out any alien with that one little judo chop. Bro, he was with the little gnome. They traveled.

Oh, no, yeah, but I only noticed the gnome. I had no idea that Captain Kirk was in those. Yeah, it's a Shatner guy. Yeah. Oh, Billy Shatz. Yeah, Billy Shatz. Yeah, Miss Congeniality I only noticed the gnome. I had no idea that Captain Kirk was in those. Yeah, it's a Shatner guy. Yeah. Oh, Billy Shatz. Yeah, Billy Shatz. Yeah, Miss Congeniality. That's what I know.

Billy Shatz. Oh, he had a good performance in Miss Congeniality. You know what? Him and Sandy. Oh, great personality. What was it called? Congeniality. Miss.

Yeah. Yeah. We won an award. Congratulations. You did win an award. We. We did? Yeah, from the Academy.

What? Of? Ty? Social media chairs. Nope, there's enough. We won a prestigious award. Oh, it was the podcast? Yeah.

Oh, nice. You know, the thing about awards is... I'm trying to hold off here, because I do feel honored that this random group of humans chose our show to say, hey, you're doing good, which I appreciate. Yeah, they could have not. It's a good pat on the back.

But as soon as you empower awards that you win, then you also have to now start caring about ones that you don't win. Wow, that's a great perspective. And then if you don't win the awards, you have to really wonder why you didn't win the awards. Because if you truly cared about winning the awards, then you're wondering why you didn't win the awards. And then you start

thinking about it you're like oh some people i've never met before sitting in a fucking room listening to five minutes of this show and they're saying oh this one's better than this other show yeah what if we had a bad show the one that they chose to listen to what if we had marshawn lynch wide open for the show i just think jerry seinfeld was spot on Whenever he says awards and everything Whenever it comes and pertains to comedy or content Is a big joke Because people's taste buds Are the harshest almost for entertainment

And where one person can absolutely love a lava cake Somebody might despise it And that person might be from Michigan Yuck But Somebody might despise it. And that person might be from Michigan. Yuck. But taste buds and taste are just so different for so many people. So I appreciate the award. But I will not empower awards.

Because who gives a fuck? Well said. Well said. Thank you, boys. With that being said, we won, bitches. They put some real shit into that. I wish they would have just gave me a glass helmet, you know what I mean, for the future. I just don't think the NFL is going to allow that fucking LeBron glass helmet. LeBron's trying to boost the CTEs and putting glass helmets out there. AB would rock the shit out of that fucking lebron glass helmet lebron's trying to boost the ctes and putting

glass helmets out there ab would rock the shit out of that fucking helmet dude i really respect what lebron was saying in that video i didn't i didn't understand what he was trying to say he was saying that nfl um athletes don't get treated like humans because they're only seen as gladiators right so whenever a nfl player speaks out about something they're always like i'll shut the fuck up which basically by the way yeah man there's a lot of that reaction because the helmet's on that you don't really see them much now granted odell was a very good at taking the helmet off and things like that so i think what lebron was saying was although it's it does appear that it's a gladiator out there,

you know, the linebackers, punters, kickers, the helmet's on, gladiators on the field. There's a human underneath. So we just need something that you can see through to see the human on the inside. And the problem with that, though, is that the things that you can see through are probably not going to stop concussions yeah

pretty fragile it's made out of glass we're gonna have fucking shards of glass all over the field well you know what they say if you live in a glass house you know what i mean if you wear a glass helmet you know what i mean yeah you're gonna die he made a big debut too i thought it was gonna be like an actual you know what i mean he was like never before seen i was like all right lebron let's go and nick was like behind me he's like watch the end watch the end i was like i'm getting a little fucking bored here you know we'll stick around stick around stick around and he pulled that glass helmet out i was like what the i like lebron man it's hard though bro it's a fucking taco Tuesday thing and the whole

he's so unrelatable at this point I like him the taco Tuesday thing made him relatable and then he ruined it you're right I want to like him but I like him I like the greats that are great and he's great

but boy he makes it tough man do you like him or do you like his athletic ability? Hey, Frank. I don't need the semantics. Did he show up drunk last year and play in the NBA? Possibly. Like that. He's got a wine issue.

Did he mail it in? Yes. Probably. He took a one-year vacation just like Le'Veon Bell. And he's coming back strong this year. They're going to be great again. Dwight Howard looks chiseled. He's's gonna be on top of the world again but all these things he does it's getting tough to defend you know because everybody knows i'm a lebron guy so anytime he does anything i get five to six text messages immediately aq shipley will say

as soon as leBron posts anything, I'll get a text from AQ that's like, Jordan would fucking never. Exactly. That's all I ever get. Jordan would never. And I'm like, take it easy, okay? Just like I was talking to Steve Nash, and he said, Jordan's the greatest of all time

because whenever you were playing Jordan, you feared it. And he talked about how the rules were different then. If LeBron played back then he would people would fear fucking lebron too if he's six foot eight throwing bows at motherfuckers i would assume people are gonna fear lebron as well so it's not really comparable there mr nash gonna be tough to be afraid of some guy taco tuesday does he have a chance to bring it back, though? Because I feel like people... No, I feel like, honestly... Taco Tuesday?

It's tough to defend, Foxy. Did people hate Tom Brady back in the day? And now he's getting older and he's doing the dad jokes. He's becoming relatable. Yes, people hate him. That's what I'm saying. It's gotten to a point where Pat's almost done with him. He used to defend him to the fucking death.

It's hard. I always will defend him, no matter what. No, see, that's your problem. So do you. We got to be able to adjust. I'm an Antonio Brown guy, too. I'm a big-time Antonio Brown guy. I used to dap up Antonio Brown before games, full conversation.

How's your family? Follows me on Twitter. I follow him on Twitter. I've tackled him. He's embarrassed me in front of my family. We have a good relationship but all this shit it's getting tough it's getting really tough he's such a fucking goofball man it's like just make your little point you just shut up you're going on for 80 minutes lebron or antonio

both it is true though like antonio i mean i guess a tweet he sent a couple weeks back was that luck was just a pregame he tweeted that i don't know if that's accurate or not if somebody made that up nick sent it to me this is what this is what nick does a screenshot i didn't doctor it anybody i like i'll just be hanging out looking at my phone scrolling through my twitter what's going on in the world see a message from frank Frank Morales. I click on it and all of a sudden it's just like, hey Pat, lava cakes from dominoes

have cancer. Nick's just scrolling off. Pat's going to hate this. That's exactly it, Sen. I did it to you yesterday with Avatar. That's exactly. Oh, it's incredible. The quote was Avatar is a movie about a guy who betrays his entire planet just so he can clap some alien cheeks sent that to me out of nowhere i'm just sitting there laying down

relaxing and he sends it to me but i didn't follow the account that he sent to me it's great so i was like oh i can't see it i can't see it and he was like oh don't worry i'll fucking i'll get it to you it's awesome antonio brown is Brown This Antonio Brown thing It's become very difficult Flip mode Spin mode Okay Antonio Brown Got to Oakland

Okay He went over to Derek Carr's house Dapped him up I love Derek Carr Call God We got a handshake Then he started practicing with Derek Carr He was like Wait wait a minute.

This ain't what I thought it was. So he called God. And God said, you got to get the fuck out of Oakland. And Antonio said, that's a lot of money, God. And God said, no, no. You called me for the answer. And I'm telling you, get the fuck out of there.

So Antonio said, bet. He went into a cryotherapy thing barefooted. He said, let me just burn my feet off. They'll cut me from Oakland. Nope. Weathered the storm somehow. You know what? I'm going to say I'm not going to play

if I don't have this fucking helmet from 1965. Want to fight Roger Goodell about this thing. Got denied three times. They're like, oh, we're going to appeal it. They're like, well, we've already appealed it. We're going to be just hoping that Goodell about this thing. Got denied three times. They're like, oh, we're going to appeal it. They're like, well, we've already appealed it. But the NFL would suspend it. We're going to be just hoping that Goodell would be like, nope, can't play if you're going to wear that on me.

You said it. Then now he's like, you know what? I'm just going to skip mandatory shit, not tell anybody. And when they find me, I'm fucking furious. And then I'm going to go right up to the GM in training camp, in training camp, I just got here, and tell him

I'm going to punch him in the face. Then I'm going to punt a ball, and I'm going to tell him, fine me for that, bitch. And if they don't cut me then, I don't know what else I got to do. I think Antonio Brown is trying to get out of Oakland. That would make

sense, definitely. He has to be. And I would give him the benefit of the doubt. I hope he's that genius. Trying to get out of there. Then he just goes and signs a one-year prove-it deal with the Patriots. They re-up him like 10 weeks in because he's buying into the Patriot way. He kept calling God every night, and things came through for him. Tom Brady put him on a TBb12 treatment they got the entire

thing belichick sits him down on day one he's like what the fuck and tony's like with his big smile i was trying to get home coach i was just trying to get to here he's like you're just trying to get cut yeah that's why you told the gm you're gonna punch him in the fucking face yeah that's why you didn't wear shoes in the cryotherapy in negative 100 degrees yeah yeah that's why you told the GM you were going to punch him in the fucking face? Yeah. That's why you didn't wear shoes in a cryotherapy in negative 100 degrees? Yeah, yeah. That's why you took a hot air balloon in there 45 minutes? Yeah. That's why you missed walkthroughs and practices and didn't tell anybody?

Yeah. All right, well, fuck it. Yeah, you can play for us for free. I hate that you're even putting this in the fucking universe. What happened? And what if it's even better than that? What if he got help? What if he had somebody like Aaron Rodgers or somebody who would really like to have him and helped him coordinate this?

Well, Rodgers would never. He doesn't need help. No, it's fucking Tom. I already said it. It's Tom's guy, whatever the fuck his name is. Who? Tom Brady's guy? Tom Brady?

Alex Guerrero. Guerrero, yeah. Guerrero fucking probably knew exactly what the Cairo Chamber would do. Oh, you think Guerrero sent AB a text and was like, all right, first things first. It'll look terrible, but it won't really hurt you that bad. Hop in the cryo thing with no shoes on. It'll look very bad.

People will feel very bad for you, but you won't be able to walk for a couple weeks. They'll have to cut you. All right. Then they don't cut him for that. They stand with him. He's like, what's next? And Guerrero's like, concussions are hot right now. Go with the helmet. All right. I'll fight everybody tooth and nail no helmet they still won't fucking cut me all right well to gm gotta go punch the gm i mean it does seem like everything

was just kind of building up yeah it seems like he's trying to get cut a lot of people thought he did that in pittsburgh too to try and get out of that situation the thought of antonio brown though worked once he bought a million dollar watch what like a month ago that's the first thing i said to you today a million dollar watch is that gonna be regrettable antonio brown can sell merch on his instagram though and make a lot of money i assume he's got some diehard fans right yeah does antonio brown have diehard fans if he's playing i assume so i think he thinks he does. Hey, I like John Gruden being good cop, by the way. Oh, he's doing his best.

Didn't even say anything. You can tell he's about at his wit's end. Is that what it's called? Yeah. Yep. He said that the team would make a statement. Hey, Coach Gruden, you know that guy you've been defending? Just like Pat McAfee has been.

Yeah, he probably had to defend lebron james too uh how do you feel about his latest incident uh the fucking team will make a statement later i'm out of here mayock just showed up spoke for seven seconds antonio brown's not here we don't know if he's coming back and then he just walked out it's a whole scene gruden looks so defeated in that little presser there that you just know. You knew immediately by looking at his face. Antonio's not coming back. And I wonder if it got to a point where Gruden wanted him so bad

that he just went up to Mayock and was like, Sorry, man. Just let him punch you in the face. I think it was Florio tweeted, though, that he was like, Gruden is going to have to potentially choose between Mayock and Antonio Brown. There's no way he would keep Antonio Brown. Drew Rosenhaus. Oh, my God.

Drew Rosenhaus is right in the middle of his happy place right now. He was on the sideline of the first game of the 100th NFL season wearing a Rosenhaus sports representation zipper thing. What's that? A pullover? Three quarters zip. I have one of those, by the way.

Three quarters zips? Rosenhaus one. Oh, you do? I was repped by Rosen for three weeks, yeah. Rosenhaus, like, three weeks or maybe a month. I was so low

on the totem pole. I was like, yeah. I'm going to go. I'm going to leave, man. He's like, okay, Pat. If you ever want to get back, you know, we're definitely here for you. He's like, okay, Pat, if you ever want to get back, we're definitely here for you. He's a good guy.

I like Rosenhaus. But his job to be an agent, he has perfected. He was on SportsCenter commercials back in the day. He was the first real powerhouse sportsman. He was, yeah. They compared him to Jerry Maguire. He's the guy. And now here we are in 2019, rosenhouse is somehow found him his way right balls deep into

the middle of the biggest controversy in the nfl and he's on the sideline on nfl network opening night right before or after megan trainer and before meek mill talking about uh he doesn't think the relationship is non-salvageable. He thinks it is salvageable. And that's what his job is. Antonio has been a very good player. We handled everything in a very professional fashion. There's been a lot of speed bumps. But he still thinks that he can bring everybody together.

You think Mayock, in his first year as a GM, is this his first year as a GM? Yeah, yeah. Is ever going to get over the guy that he just paid $90 million to, telling him he's going to punch him in the face. Not a chance. No way. Not a chance.

There's no chance. When Rich Eisen asked him to ask Rothman. We were all thinking it. Rich Eisen. What was her? Who was on the sideline? Oh, what's her name? Lindsay?

Stacey Dales? She didn't want to ask it either. She stumbled over it. She has the earpiece in. Rich Eisen's back in his studio in another city and Drew Rosenhaus is just sitting there and she has the handheld mic with the earpiece in. Drew Rosenhaus can't hear the studio at all. They wrap up and Drew Rosenhaus

is like, we think something good will come from this. Like a super agent answer and she's like, thank you, Drew. And he's like, mm-hmm, you got it. And he like looks at the tv thinking that it's like a closeout shot like he just hit a home run and rich eisen as they're fading out goes excuse me can you ask him is antonio brown's brain all right so she has to restart back up uh drew they're asking, and he's still talking, saying goodbye. He thinks it's over. And they're like, is Antonio Brown mentally healthy?

And in Rich Eisen's tone, the way Rich Eisen was saying it was like, hey, your guy obviously lost his fucking mind. Is there any statement you want to make on that? And Drew's like, he's absolutely mentally healthy. Everything he is doing is very natural and calm, basically. He just went on this big, long rant. And I was like, Rosenhaus is the best, dude. He'll sell any car that he can sell.

Oh, yeah. It was like a little commercial for him, basically. And there wasn't a single negative thing. He found a way out of saying a single negative thing about any of the situations. Like, my job is to get it all back together sooner rather than later, obviously. They're like, do you have a timetable for this?

He's like, sooner rather than later, obviously. They're like, do you have a timetable for this? He's like, sooner rather than later. It's an honest question, though. Like, ever, all this AB stuff happened after, pretty much after Vontaze Perfect destroyed him in the playoffs and hit him in the head, and then he was out for the next playoff game. Like, it's all been after that. I think that's the downfall right there, Vontaze Perfect hit in the playoffs. I'm not letting him off that easy. Yeah, I mean, he wanted all been after that. I think that's the downfall right there. And Vontaze Perfect hit in the playoffs.

I'm not letting him off that easy. Yeah, I mean, he wanted a contract before that. And he was threatening to hold out and sit out before that. Yeah, but that's normal. It is. But it's always been something with him. It's always been something. And we tolerated it because he was talented.

And then eventually it built. Oh, my God. I guess Hittsburg feels so bad. Oh, dude. When this stuff comes out and it's not your concern anymore, this is the most free feeling I've ever felt in my entire life. Do you think he came up with this? It's like when your girlfriend's two weeks late on her period

and then her period comes. That's how I felt today when the AB News came out today. It's just so freeing that you don't have to worry anymore. Diggs had like five tweets out before anybody else had even seen the fucking thing. I said something and then he would just chime. Diggs was so chatty. My face hurts from smiling all day.

You were a bit chatty on the internet today. He was so excited because, you know, we get the same notification obviously. We're following the same people and I see it pop up and then immediately, as as i see it i hear dicks go oh oh did we see the news he just threatened to punch the gm in the face good for them i don't think they're going to be in playoff contention this year no i think green bay has a chance so they got a defense yeah and they haven't had a good

defense in like 10 years that's why aaron rogers they won the super bowl that's why aaron was so excited that savage kid can play so fast a whole young secondary hey savage there's a sound of the savage aptly named he actually did change his number to 21 savage and then went back 26. yeah sold sold well he sold too many jerseys and they said that he's going to have to pay out the difference because he missed a cut off to change the jersey number. It was like LeBron when he tried to do that with AD. Well yeah, Anthony Davis

had to go back to his kindergarten number. We'll take it back way back to my kindergarten number. It's like what? Nike said we can't do shit. So every year you start with football, you have a chance to change a number if you want? I don't know.

I have no idea. Yeah, you can up until a certain point, and then they cut you off because Nike has already produced so many jerseys and sold so many. That sounds like a them problem to me. I'm not really a guy that's like, hey, fuck you. It is a them problem. That seems like a hey, fuck you.

They have to go to DTG. Well, you can't do that with jerseys. You want to tackle 12 jersey. You want the real stuff. You want to pay $350. It would cause people to buy more of their jerseys because they would want the updated number. But then also, it's cool that I have the old one

because that's now vintage. It's the back stock. Too much common sense. I did want to change my name one year when I was young. Your name? Yeah, I think I told you guys that. I want to change my last name to Fuck. With P-H-U-K.

Or U-C-K. So it would have been Fuck One. Nice. And they would have had to say Patrick Fuck in the front. I was thinking about doing it real hard. That was back when I was very young And very Everyone would have thought you were Asian

I'd just like to hear Al Michaels say That I was coming out to punt Fuck coming out here to And they would have had to do it right Smiley Gwinnett Ochocinco became Ochocinco Were they blurred out though It's funny you say that

P-H-U-C-K. It would be fuck. Ah, fuck. Shanked it. Yeah. Fuck got a hold of that one. My fantasy team name has P-H-U-C-K in it because you're not allowed to swear on the fucking in your team name on the site.

What site are you on? What am I on? CBS. Has fantasy drafts all happened already? I guess it had to have. Yeah. Is everybody in here on a fantasy team? I am not. Hey, Diggs,

what wide receiver did you take? Don't worry about who I talk to. Antonio Brown. What was that? Antonio Brown. Looks like you're going to have to flex. I thought he was going to be fine for at least four or five weeks before he fucking broke down. Is that what it's called? Flex? Yeah. That's a position. I was at Yahoo Canada.

Launched a podcast for them. The Zone PR set us up with a bunch of PR interviews, you know. And I've never really gone on a media tour like that. It's kind of a cool thing that they set up. A couple of them, I mean, I was on the first ever podcast of somebody. So I'm co-host of a podcast. Congratulations. Yeah.

I mean, if I'm not on the next episode, did I get fired? I would like to know. Hey man, thanks for spreading the word on this show that no one's ever listened to. It was set up for me to do PR for DAZN and our show

coming to DAZN. And what it turned into was doing a show with literally zero because if you haven't launched a podcast yet there is no listenership there is literally a zero listenership yeah and that guy was talented i'm sure it's gonna grow but if you're doing marketing for something it feels as if yeah you should think about doing a show that has at least one listener. There was more listeners in the room of that podcast. And the guy was good. You'd be like, we don't even really have to record this.

We can just talk amongst ourselves. Hey, the guy was good, though. I think the show will do well. I think that guy will succeed. But it was very interesting to do a marketing push with a show that, I mean, by definition, has zero listeners at the moment. So that was interesting. But then they put me on in front of a camera for like one-liner type things.

The last time I did this was when I did it with Bleacher Report at the Super Bowl. And I predicted the end of Endgame. Right? Steal the rocks from the fucker. Yep. Everybody thought I gave a spoiler turns out i just wrote the movie for you guys never saw the thing so the lady that was doing it was actually there from bleacher report at the super bowl because i said oh last time i did this i like

predicted the end of that uh infinity thing and they were like uh the lady was like no it was end game and i was the one that asked you the question i was like oh cool so we'll get set up for more situations like that the first the first six were about fantasy football i know nothing about they were called it was called trade drop or uh uh keep start start yeah yeah and they would get three players and they're like uh you drop the one that's the worst you trade the one that's overvalued and then you start the one that you like the most i'm like you're setting me up for failure here like you're not gonna just talk shit on all these guys

and they're like all right jamis winston uh i forget who else jared goff jared goff and uh somebody else and i was like i don't know Jameis Winston could have an incredible year. Bruce Arians is going to be there. Drop. I did. I dropped him. I was like, I guess I'll drop him just for the sake of the game, I think I said.

And you're going to start Goff, I guess. That seems like the right move. He's got McVay in his corner. And then we trade. I was like, what does trade mean? They're like overvalued. I'm like, Jesus Christ, this is all negative. So I kind of just, I very much bullshitted through that entire thing and i i don't think there's

going to be any good clips that are going to come out we spent a couple hours in that place i don't think there's going to be a single good clip from there that's probably the first real miss but i don't know anything about fantasy football todd i know nothing about it i think you and i were the only people in this room that weren't on the group chat to draft the fantasy team, by the way. Yeah. Because everybody else in here has a fantasy football team except for us.

I don't have one either. None of us are in a league together. No. I would have done one. I couldn't get invited to sing. My fucking son's in one. And I said, hey, just so you know, I'm not in any leagues.

I'm open. Like, if you want to let me in your league, whatever. I don't think we have room. But I, I'm not in any leagues. I'm open. If you want to let me in your league, whatever. I don't think we have room. But I think I'm going to enjoy it. Sorry, man. Car's full. That's a lot of work. Hey, Billy. Billy, you're old. That kid came from your nuts. I know.

Right from it. What the fuck? Just fucking threw me away. You got to ground him. Yeah, I should. You two don't live together anymore. I know. Is it weird? I have no control over him anymore. Because you ever did?

Huh? Because you did? I felt like I did. Be like, I fucking pay for this roof, and now I don't pay for his roof anymore. It's the last thing I have. The last control line you had over him. I thought about having a kid. Oh, wait a minute.

Kelsign for his car. Fuck you, dude him I thought about having a kid Oh wait a minute Kel signed for his car Fuck you dude I can take that car back Billy's gonna be walking You thought about having a kid? I thought about it yeah I thought about having a kid the other day Doctor

We're on those Canadian vitamins And I think some little child yelled or something I was laying in bed Sam was passed out Not for long though Cause the pillows were terrible. So we were both up, I don't know, every 25 minutes or so. Slept more than time, but not much.

But I thought about it. I got deep in my mind there, and I thought about my kid. I'm going to be a fucking bad dad. How do you care? I think, Todd, how do you care? It todd how do you care hey no it is always something they say like oh when you see the baby you never know love until you see your baby what if it doesn't happen what if i look at that thing and i'm like oh there goes all my fucking dreams happens all the time i think that's what a lot of people say that's why they have adoption yeah people give

away kids listen you guys cannot be promoting for me to adopt my kid or put my kid up for adoption. It sounds like before this kid is even thought about or created, you all are very much on the put that thing up. Throwing the towel in. I'm just a fan of having an exit strategy. Yeah, and I want to be able to tell everybody that when you look at your baby, you're just going to fall instantly in love.

You're going to feel responsible for being in the world and keeping it there. And you'll just naturally fall in love and never want to be away from it. But then, obviously, some people look at the kid and they're like, yeah, I was wrong. They really need this thing. Bro. I see myself.

Never mind. I won't say Sam. I'll get pissed off. All right. It's been a good Friday. We had the end game from yesterday's episode. Gumpy was tasked to pick up a question from a listener. And if Gumpy picked your question, you will win some merch from the store.

Gumpy, who was it? It's from at Marcello underscore under. And the question was, after listening to Pat McAfee show's interview with Marshawn Lynch, I went for Skittles for a snack. What's your go-to candy on all the road trips? Okay. This is a problem. If there's a Reese's in the area, it's going down.

And I'm trying to get on a diet. I'm trying to get fit like all these TV people. I mean, Chris Sims might be 120 pounds right now. Did you see him on TV? Everybody on TV gets very thin. He looks like someone who would run marathons. He looks like a horse. He does.

He's got those big chompers and he's super skinny. It's just Ty. Ty. Ty. Thank you. The opinions of Ty Schmitt did not reflect those of his employer. But he did. He seems like he lost a lot of weight because he knew he was going to be on TV.

Everybody does that. And boy, whenever I'm around Reese's, it's a problem. It's a real problem. The Canadian one were different, though. I was just going to say that i i thought they weren't very good to be honest i think they might have had a less sugar or different sugar for sure because they did not taste that chocolatey and the peanut butter was very bland and there was only there was three of them in the package yeah weird so normally you get them two or four here

in the states four is king size in canada what about three? Three is regular. Yeah, that's obnoxious. Honestly, what they did is they took the taste from two of them and just spread it out into three of them. That's exactly what it tasted like. Just an extra morsel for you, pal. Do sweets here taste extra sweet, Gump? Not really, no. Tastes better here?

We went pretty hard in that store last night. That was a nice we went outside on a staircase just took off man it was our last night there so we walked into the honeypot place and bought everything in there i'm a little bit of an overspender in there when they see me walking in there should be bells and whistles going people with the ipads elbowing each other and the Nats trying to... I remember the big fucking dumb American. He's only in town

for probably 24 hours. He's going to buy everything. And that's what happened. We really did. So we thought we couldn't waste it and we just took off and we all stumbled

back into the lobby. It was kind of a long day and there's like a little gift shop and we walk in there and it's just fucking... Oh, I know that. It was a savage operation a savage operation literally all just bumping in sam sam was over looking at this like moose thing it was chocolate and then knocked over a bag knocked over a bag trying to get to

we just looked like the dumbest americans of all time and uh ty and i walked out of there with reese's i had ice cream. I wanted ice cream. Well, I offered to pay for everybody, and everybody only had a few things. But then when I offered to pay, a couple people took a second trip back to the rack. Name, name, Pat. I went back. I went back and grabbed ice cream.

Found the ice cream after about 20 minutes in there. Nick was sitting there. He was the first one up to the counter, so I just assumed he was checking out and moving. Instead, he turned around, and he told the lady at the counter, I got everybody's. I overheard it. Wait, you had Canadian money?

No, card. He sued a card. Canadian money, by the way, they aren't ready to just do the math for you either. That thing's five Canadian dollars, and you give them five american dollars which is actually probably like six dollars and 50 cents in canadian dollar oh hey buddy i can't take this no no or they don't like to do it because it's way more it's a dollar and a quarter for every u.s dollar yeah and they'll just keep it yeah damn thanks yeah that was worth it i got that one ice cream sandwich oh yeah the lady

was hysterical she was a lady in the food truck and we saw she was parked right outside of our hotel the first time we were there and we walked by it and we were going to get food we hadn't ate all day and i like walked by the ice cream truck and i like stop i was like we should get something we weren't even high yet no it was before we didn't even get a chance to experience canada right so we we got one and then we walked off and we did like a two-hour walk around the city or whatever and as we're coming back to the hotel i like stop at the ice cream truck and the lady that's working the ice cream truck like peeks her head around the corner and she goes oh my god look at you and i

was like my eyes i guess were just barely open and she was like oh hey cheech you want i was like i'll take that ice cream i love it man but i did it when nick said he was paying for it i did it like a fucking i look like the um the tomb of the unknown. Did they do the turnaround? The heel click. And walk right back. And then turn around and walk right back up. It was nice, man.

Those Reese's were shit, though. Yeah, they were garbage. And the other selection was horse shit, too. Why'd you go so ham at Mr. Big? Oh, yeah. he run hard mr big is like uh i guess a canadian candy bar delicacy yeah so gump says i told you it was dog yeah gump hates canada by the way we got a canadian here that just hates canada

is that true that's not true all i said was there was too many suits and i don't know I'm wrong in that. A big suits guy? There's a lot of people who maybe thought they were more important than they were. Hey, pal. It's honest. Except Kipper.

Kipper is somebody. Steve Nash powered Gumpy. Well, he had to because Gumpy gave him gave him a pow. Did he pow off? Nice. Well, he had to because Gumpy gave him about five pows in quick succession when he was leaving. Gumpy hit him with a five-piece. He did.

Pow. Good to see you, pow. From Victoria, pow, pow. He's like, all right, pow. And I tried. Man. I said it on yesterday's show. I tried to show Steve Nash my jumper so he could critique it.

And the fucking Canadian Wi-Fi was too slow. It wouldn't load the video oh steve nash had to leave when's that opportunity gonna open up again i know because he's one of the guys you would want to see it i mean he he would know what he's talking about anyways that's my answer to old cuzzy to ask that question reese's i think it's the best you know what reese's get me now i don't know they're like leftover from ha or Christmas, like the very little one, like individual wrapped ones. You like those ones? Too much work for me.

Anything they toss is gold. I go out to get water in the middle of the night, and I'm like, oh, one of these won't hurt. It's a lot of work, though, isn't it? Apparently not enough work. Yeah, but I have the same problem. You can't just eat one of them, right? Yeah, because you've got to have like three or four, because they fit in your hands. Yeah, with the foil around them. No, I I have the same problem. You can't just eat one of them, right? Yeah, because you've got to have three or four because they fit in your hands.

Yeah, with the foil around it. No, I could have just one. Really? No way. There's no way. Oh, and it's like 2.37 in the morning. You don't have self-control. Yeah, but what I'm saying is I've had that same exact situation as you.

And when I go in, I take out like five of them. Oh, yeah. No, no, just a little Dixie treat before he goes back to bed. A little Dixie Reese-y. go in i take out like five oh yeah no no just a little digsy treat to go before it goes back a little digsy reesey i have a little song while i'm opening it up because it does take a little bit to open it up diggy like you gotta go with the thins it's healthier the sins are good fans are delicious and you can eat 80 of them and it's like eat like eating one you had the pieces in the pre-season yeah i like the texture change up there we also they sent us the what the outrageous came down outrageous the outrageous thing they sent that with a uh what was that a cooler with wheels yeah yeah i saw there's a reese's take five now with a boom boom yeah sam

sam loves to take five one i think they did it right the yeah they're doing all right hey the hershey guy i learned his story somehow somebody told me? Me. I've been watching the History Channel. He's been on there a lot. Yeah, this dude invested all of his money into a chocolate company before he even had a chocolate recipe. He had no clue how to make chocolate. Really? I was like, yep, fuck it.

We'll figure it out. You got to respect the fuck out of that. They got a bunch of wagons and horses. They're going to take forever to build this fucking plant. We'll figure out how to make the chocolate. I'm just going to dump a quick million into it. That's what he did, right? He built up an entire town.

He had some other company that he sold, made a million dollars from it. A million dollars back in the day, obviously, a tremendous amount of money. He invested all of it into dairy PA. He bought up the dairy farms in the town. He built a town for his factory, for his factory workers to live in. And then he built the factory before he ever had the recipe to make the actual milk chocolate. This guy was selling drugs. By the way, that town, Hershey's, smells like dog shit.

I don't know what it is. It's the fucking chocolate factory. It does not smell good. You ever been there? Yeah, we were there at WrestleMania week. Yeah, come on, bro. Nice town. It does smell good.

Road to WrestleMania started in Hershey. Yeah. Did you notice the smell? Yeah, it was our at WrestleMania week. Yeah, come on, bro. Doesn't smell good. Road to WrestleMania started in Hershey. Yeah. Did you notice the smell? Yeah, it was our first stop. Yeah. It smelled like chocolate. But no, I know what you mean. I've been to Hershey Park before, the amusement park they have around there.

It does smell. It's weird. It's not good. It's not pleasant. I smell chocolate because Mr. Hershey did it right. I've never really smelled anything. I don't think I smelled anything. The only thing I smelled was all the humans that were pouring into that Applebee's.

Oh, my God. Bro, we were sitting in that Applebee's. The humans that were just pouring into that place were next level, man. I don't think they worked for Mr. Hershey. I think they traveled in from out of town. Never would have guessed. Mr. Hershey wouldn't let his humans smell the way they smell. Milton?

No chance. No way. Definitely tourists. A lot of tourists go through here. Todd, you're a big candy guy. You like the sweet stuff, though, don't you? Yeah. You know what I'm hooked on right now?

I like specifically the Costco brand chocolate-covered almonds. The Kirkland brand, I think is what they are. And they come in a tub like, I don't know, it's probably 4,000 in a thing. It's like a big pickle jar size. Are they delicious? I got him hooked on them now. But they make so much noise when you get up at 2.30 in the morning and reach in there. It's like.

And your girlfriend wakes up like, what the fuck? Other than that, they're awesome. The nuts are also healthy, too. Yeah, that's what I feel about them. They're my protein. Well, if it's dark chocolate, you're good. Almonds are keto. Hey, chocolate macadamia nuts are also healthy, too. Yeah, that's what I feel about it. I get my protein. Well, if it's dark chocolate, you're good. Almonds are keto. Hey, chocolate macadamia nuts, also incredible.

Oh, I love macadamia nuts. They do that in Hawaii. Really? Big chocolate macadamia nut state over there in Hawaii. Nice. I plow through probably about 4,000 every time I'm out there. I just let them eat. Then they have some wasabi ones.

Oh, yeah. I like it that much. I believe it's wasabi macadamia nuts oh man clear right out macadamia nuts are so good they're really expensive though right yeah because i think they come from right yeah get them from hawaii yeah yeah potentially my number one candy grab at any gas station are the giant chewy sweet tarts that's because you are a weird dude every single time. That's because you're a three-year-old child. You eat candy like you're a three-year-old child. No, and Zito, too. Zito and Nick have a very similar... I'm a variety guy.

Bye for everybody. I walked in here the other day and Nick had one of those sweet tart necklaces. What the fuck are you doing? Oh, with the little balls that you can pull it out. I saw it. Yeah, because you can slingshot with those things. Necks all fucking sticky after.

Those things were such a good concept. If I had a mountain of ecstasy, maybe, yeah, I'd be all into it. Speaking of ecstasy, I hope Bieber comes out of it. That was a sad post by the Biebs. It was. You know what, though? I think we all noticed it. We all realized it.

Yeah. And I think we're all going to come out the other side still a fan of Bieber. Hey, Bieber, you might have been going through some real shit,

but when you got in that booth, you were making some real heat, bub. Yeah. You can do as many drugs as you want as long as you're putting out beggars. But I think he doesn't

want to do drugs. Oh, yeah, yeah. But you were just saying you can do as many as you want. I hope it doesn't affect his music. You think he's going to sober up and it's all going to be for naught? You may even pour more into his music.

I mean, if it's not broke, don't fix it. Who's the rapper? Which one? Mac Miller. I'm on a pursuit of K-Cutty. He got sober, right? He stopped smoking weed. Tried to release a couple albums.

Didn't do great. They were not good. Then he started smoking weed again. Great album again. a couple albums. Didn't do great. They were not good. Then he started Smoking Weed again. Great album again. And a year. Just like Eminem, right? Eminem stopped Smoking Weed, lost his flow. Now he's coming back.

Very aggressive. Every time he gets on the microphone. Very aggressive. Very aggressive. He's trying to fight everybody again. He's trying to fight the microphone when he gets in there, man. Eminem used to be that guy, too. And then now when he rhymes, it is... I mean, he's

beating my ears up when he goes. Because he just... Lost his flow, though. You know what I mean? I think he lost his flow. And I don't want Eminem to hear that. I don't want him to bury me. You got this tape coming to Harvard. Maxine Ragnum smacking him in the mouth.

Napkins. Napkins. Napkins. I think Eminem still has a couple of heaters left in him, though, somewhere deep down in there. He's so rich, he doesn't fucking care anymore. He has to have all of Detroit. Does he own just a park? Oh, dude, everyone in Detroit bows down. 1,000%.

They should. Yeah. What, him, Gene Simmons, Kid Rock. Yep, exactly. Nailed it. Tim Allen., yeah. What? Him, Gene Simmons, Kid Rock. Yep, exactly. Nailed it. Tim Allen. Tim Allen. State of Michigan.

Yeah, he has to. Legend. Hey, whenever he does those Pure Michigan commercials. Oh, yeah. You hear the Santa Claus talking about it? Come on. I do want to remake Santa Claus. That's my goal one day.

You got to meet him. Tim Allen? Yeah. I think it'll happen one day. I don't know. We'll see. I'm sure it will. My dad is Tim Allen, though, I think. Like, just a different version.

Without the cocaine sales in the past. You know what I mean? What's his show now he has out? Last Man Standing. Yeah, oh oh it fucking stinks it was one of the shows it was one of the shows on that was in canada that i yeah yeah i watched it for about four hours i watched it the only goddamn thing the channels up there are bad bad channels because i was watching home improvement where no tell Oh, yeah. No, it wasn't.

Yes. Do they only show Tim Allen? Is it? Played every Santa Claus movie, too. I think that's why DAZN is so big up there. I was trying to scan through the television. Nothing. Nothing.

Yeah. We're talking about bad shows on good channels. Yeah. We should build stuff, pal. No, they don't. You're not. That was just basic cable, though, right? Yeah, but I'm talking about...

It was the basic. You don't have like TBSD and stuff like that. We're in a goddamn Hilton, not a fucking motel on the side of the highway. Get HBO in there. Hey, real quick. Those are not Hilton pillows. I don't think the Hilton family would like to take the ownership of the Toronto Hilton pillows. Paris in the house, y'all.

Nikki. Both of those do have the last name of Hilton. Yes. Neither would accept the pillows you're talking about. If Paris Hilton walked into that Hilton and put her head down on those pillows,

I'd argue she'd change her name. I forgot that Paris was Hilton. So I said the only Hilton that I knew. How do you? We heard that. She's actually more famous than Nikki Hilton. Way more. Shit TV show.

One million times more famous. Yeah, I think. Forgot that she had. I thought she was just one of those one name people. Forgot that she had a last name. You've never seen House of Wax? Who? Oh, great movie.

Absolutely amazing movie. Out there in the middle of nowhere, there's that wax museum thing. It's just wax. Good movie. Madame Tussauds. What's that? Wax museum. What was the name of it?

Madame Tussauds. Madame Tussauds. Yeah, you get it. Which Hilton was in the- The only Hilton. Paris. Dude. I've seen one of her movies.

What was that one? Oh, very good. Oh, Jesus. Big fan. All right. Thank you to the guy that asked the candy question. We'll do that every Friday. Gumpy, we'll hook you up with some merch.

We've got a lot of good shit coming. That was a good question. It was a good question. It spurred a good debate. I feel like I've given my answer more than a few times on that, though. Yeah. Might be new to the show. Appreciate you.

I will always like the Reese's. And just wait until it's Jesus coming out of the cave season. Those Reese's eggs are the perfection of candy. Pumpkins are out. You don't like

the pumpkins? What? I think it's too much chocolate. I think you're right. The egg is just the perfect ratio. I fuck with the Christmas tree too. Oh yeah. Because I think the's too much chocolate. I think you're right. The egg is just the perfect ratio. I fuck with the Christmas tree, too. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I think the tree and the... Same size.

Similar size. Yeah, the Jesus ones. Yeah, so you guys talk about me being weird. You're tasting. There's too much chocolate. The Jesus family of Reese's is great. Yeah, Mr. Reese really went hard for Jesus. Not so much the pumpkin.

He perfected the recipe for the Jesus. The Halloween one, the anti-jesus if you will if you go back not good enough for me he said let's not make this one as good as the jesus ones all right oh a couple bangers friday bangers is back hey nice friday bangers is back it's back pretty excited about that and what i what that is for those that are new to the show, is the job of this Friday show is to lift you into a mood that is better than you've been all week. Because just around the corner here, manana, if you will,

or even potentially eight hours from now, there is that beautiful scent, that beautiful taste, that beautiful feeling of freedom. You worked your ass off Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday for this. The end of the week, the weekend. The foosball is about to fill your brain and mind for the next 15, 16 weeks. You're about to let loose and hammer some alcoholic beverages. Ain't that right, Diggs?

Mm-hmm. I said that a little aggressively. Made you sound like an alcoholic. It's fine. It's fine. Friday is the greatest day of the week. And it's our job to assist with that. With that being said, it's our job to assist with that. With that being said,

it's time for... Oh, yeah. This is an OG segment. It's the end of the week. Y'all already know what that means. Whether you want to chill pregame again. Hammer this right here. We call this the Friday Bangers. Bangers.

Bangers. Bangers. Bangers. It's the Friday Bangers. Bers bangers bangers bangers it's the friday bangers okay the purpose of this segment long time ago was to give you something to listen to while going home from work the man that just sang the intro song to that his name is uncle sam with a k and two m's he's from Atlanta, Georgia. Good dude. He had a pair of skull glasses on when we met him. Long hair.

He said, hey, I'm a fan and I make music. He put together that heater of an intro for us. So first things first, let's lead off into it. First Friday Banger's back on the Pat McAfee Show. It had lived on Heartland Radio for a long time. Boys, incredible job with it. Now it's time to continue running with it through this fall.

Bring it home. This one is from Anthony Diggs Degilio. We told him to send in a football song. This is what Diggs went with. It's called Na Na Hey Hey, Kiss Him, Goodbye. Turn this up a little bit. Remember the Titans? Remember the Titans. I stared a hole right through. This makes you think of football, Dix? Yeah. Remember the Titans?

Remember the Titans. Oh, yeah. Could be the Bears. Anybody could miss you pretty soon. Chris, we trust. I'll be honest. If we're being completely honest here. There was some mishearing on my part

as far as the beggars could be. And I may have panicked and just said in this song. Can we all touch Gary Veteer real quick? But I do think it's pretty remarkable. Like if you were to ask the people who made this song pretty remarkable hey hey hey goodbye to this selection like if you were to ask the people who made this song in the 70s if they ever thought their song

would be a football song following along in that same vein Zito just sent his in 1am and it is straight out of Remember the Titans. Listen, baby.

Ain't no mountain high, ain't no valley low, ain't no river wide enough, baby. So when the rookies had to sing in front of the team, it was a cheat code. There was an easy way to win it. If you went up there, just had a little bit of confidence and a little bit of energy, and said, ain't no mountain high, the whole rest of the room just stands up. Ain't no valley low. Ain't no river wide enough, baby. Everybody.

Ain't no river wide enough, baby. Everybody. One of the funnier parts of the movie is when Gosselin gets mad at him. Hey, the racist white tight end is a pivotal role in that. Yeah. Really showcases how much the races, the whites in particular, hated the other races. I think it was a left guard. When they're in the car, and Gary doesn't go up to fucking Kicking Hill or whatever.

With his girlfriend in the car, too? Yeah, fucking die. By the way, you break up with her immediately. Yeah, I probably should have. She came around. Nah, well, she was just with her immediately. Yeah, I'd probably shut up. She came around. Nah, well, she was just trying at the end. She hadn't fully come around yet. By the way,

Julius Campbell, the one that gave her the opportunity at the end of the movie to come back around. No. You stay in that car and go elsewhere, lady, while I'm trying to solve social justice issues. You're fucking hot. Did she dump him after the car crash? Maybe that's why he was so miserable when he asked him to sign the fucking name.

I lost Susie. Zito went to Indie Comic Con and got Gary Rattier's autograph on a football. She's not happy. Simple as that I'm not connected to you anymore I've pressed pause four times oh you're not tech is going great pretty good selection there Zeke

proud of you man ain't a long high enough ain't a valley low enough Ain't no mountain high enough. Ain't no valley low enough. Ain't no river wide enough. Baby. When you need me, call me. No matter where you are. No matter how far.

Oh, baby. We killed it. By the way, that's what NFL Locker Room does. This one is from Frank Moraldo moving on. Not a bad choice here, just a little bit of gangster stuff. What you gonna do is good music, Angie? Huh? Some room.

Todd, you ever heard this? I don't think I have. So long Hard knock, off in any loop, off the stoop Play with me, see what the screen we do My kidney we shoot, hot beams pointed right at you Peek-a-boo, Benji Pippa made me have a boo All you think we do is, Najee Twize, Purple Haze and Goose Got me loose, kick my way and now I got the juice Gucci bubble boots, thousand kicks, couple hundred boots Gettin' fuckin' loose, my top down I'm flashin' on em, I'm passin' all them Put the edges on em, the ratchet's on em Fucking Screaming got these bitches so Cameraphones capture everything that hits you You know they mad cause they, cause they, cause they moving rich You never ever, ever seen a nigga good at trick

You want a problem? Start it up Start it up Start it up You know they mad cause they, cause they, cause they moving rich You never ever, ever seen a nigga good at trick You want a problem? Start it up Start it up Start it up Wait a minute Wait a minute Todd, I think my favorite thing about that is they chose to not use a motorcycle, but to actually go into microphones and say,

Vroom, vroom. Is that the part I remember the Titans win, Gernier's girlfriend left? She was like, what is that music, baby? They're not even singing. They're just talking fast. Speaking of people saying that, tonight in the NFL kickoff concerts, Meghan Trainor sang a song,

and then Meek Mill sang a song and then meek mill uh performed a song and i will say this i have an affinity for the song strictly from the philadelphia eagles pre-game whenever they're going in to the nfc championship game this song was playing on the sideline but watching him perform it live with an audience i mean it's a slow build okay this song is a slow build so for the podcast this might be tough not for the listener but for the people in this room to stay focused on the song while it builds but when it hits watching him perform it live i mean it hit. And there was a lot of people on the internet saying, why is this guy yelling at us?

Because they didn't really listen to it. Todd. Todd, one of those people. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Evan Foxey's pick from Mr. Mill, Dreams and Nightmares. Ain't this what they've been waiting for? We're going to be waiting a while. I do. When this hits, by the way, I think I'm going got him, Todd, I got them I did it without an album I did shit with Mariah

Little nigga, I'm on fire She has a hockey ring, Philly nigga, I'm flyin' When I bought the Rolls Royce, they thought it was Lisa Then I bought that new Ferrari, hey, the rest in peace Hey, the rest in peace, Rest in peace to the parking lot Fandom so big can't even fit in the parking spot You ain't talking about my niggas Then what you talking about?

I used to move in silence nigga And I don't talk a lot I don't say a word All the old white people watching this like Oh this guy's a power What? Oh Oh

Uh oh What? It goes so angry. Ooh. I told you because these niggas want me dead and I gotta make it back home because my mama need that bill money. My son needs some milk. These niggas try to take my life. They fuck around, get killed. You fuck around, you fuck around, you fuck around, get killed. Because these Philly niggas I pork with me don't fuck around no joke. No, all I know is murder.

When they come to me, I got young niggas that's rolling. I got niggas throwing peas. I done did the DOA's. I done did the KOD's. Every time I'm in that bitch, I get toas throwing B's. I done did the D-O-X. I done did the K-O-D's. Every time I'm in that bitch, I get to throwing 30 G's. But now I'm hanging out that drop head. I'm riding down on Callum. They let my nigga earn back home.

That young nigga be wildin'. We young niggas, we mobbin'. Like Batman, I went robbin'. Miss Tudor, I made back. When my scene on reclining, I'm like, real nigga, what up? Real nigga, what up? If you ain't about that murder game Then pussy nigga shut up If you get me in your ass I'll get your

Anyways I do like that song though Hey You know I heard it on the broadcast too You couldn't hear the music You could only hear them What he was saying Yeah and his hype guy

Yeah Because the music is pretty important to that Especially in the build yeah Because you know Just like a movie is scored properly, that song, like, I do wonder if they were in the booth and it was supposed to be that slow at the beginning. And Meek Mill, like, listened to it back.

He's like, I really feel like we got to get going with this. All right, let's just drop a fucking beat right in the middle of this thing. And you just start yelling, got it. And it turned into one of the hardest rap songs of the year, I think. Philadelphia Eagles were really losing their mind over there on the sideline. One of Super Bowl because of it. Yep. All right.

I like that. That was a good one, Foxy. Thank you. I mean, you sent it in literally four hours late. Yeah, I guess I missed the instructions. At least you sent a good one. Just follow the instructions. Unlike myself

Yeah This kind of embarrasses family Diggs you better fucking tighten up by the way It's always next week Diggs we're going live in Italy Yeah Tighten up bro Represent

Okay I wonder if they just have a A direct line To the 23andme And anybody that has any percentage of Italian That guy got.09% And I'm fucking we want him line to the 23andMe and anybody that has any percentage of Italian. That guy got.09% and I'm fucking we want him. I told you guys

to pick a song and I didn't really do it. This song is a song. Let's go through it. When I was a freshman at WVU, we had a kid from Atlanta who had a plug

for a rapper that was about to come out and be a monster. So we had the mixtape before it went big. And the song of my freshman summer was this song. Anytime I hear this song, I think of my first real run with football. It is a sentimental song. So anytime I hear this song, I think of my first real run with football.

It is a sentimental song coming from a snowman. Convict on the range. Ain't crying young Jesus. Great song. Great song. Trying to take it easy. I remember being in the weight room and they played this.

I was like, what the fuck is this? They're like, oh, it's the guy from Moana, Young Jeezy. He's going to be big. And they played that song and everybody in there was like, yeah, probably. Fuck it. Only way to go. And so. Okay, so that song, anytime I hear it, it reminds me of my freshman year when it felt like rich rodriguez and mike

bar was we're trying to run half the team out of the building and just grinding us to death so then i was in cincinnati last week in their weight room again with their strength coaches talking to them and their song in their weight room is this song which if anybody from cincinnati football team is listening you should make it your kickoff song because if it's in the weight room, the team will probably react well to it, and it's a song that I think drunk white kids would lose their minds in the crowd, which we saw a lot of at Nippert Stadium. A lot of people, like 35,000 I believe were there, 30,000 were there.

A lot of drunk white kids in that student section You throw this song on I assume Nip at Night turns into a whole different animal So this isn't Technically my football song But it's a song I believe That the Cincinnati Bearcats Should just go ahead and own

Because I'm not sure a lot of football teams do You tell me Let's go Let's go a lot of football teams do. You tell me. Let's go! Let's go! Yeah. Yeah! Look at the motherfucking Eastside boys.

You ever heard of them, Troy? Yeah, we've heard. That's Detroit. Imagine this before a kickoff. We're gonna zip for everybody. Everybody. All the real niggas in the middle. You have to edit a lot out. That, that's good. Naptown, by the way,

second one mentioned. So it's very tight. Shout out Buffy. Mississippi Alabama Detroit DC Dallas, Texas Carolina The Carolinas You would catch her right here, I think. Yeah. Right here.

I mean, think about Nippert State. That would be an electric environment. Absolutely. Everyone bobbing their heads. Oh, yeah. Their Aussie punter would be over there, Yeah, Mike. And this bloke goes, huh? All right, anyways.

I think that would be a good kickoff song. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Oh, yeah. Great lyrics. Great lyrics. I mean, they really sat down and said, what's art? Didn't matter, though. No.

Lil Jon performed in Minnesota just a couple years ago, and there was 80-year-olds bopping and 11-year-olds bopping in the middle of Minnesota. Lil Jon got the juice. Another song that I wanted to be my kickoff song for the Colts that they said no to was, you know, it kind of, you would have to replace the word brick in this upcoming song with kick. Okay? Just keep that in mind as you

listen to the lyrics i wanted this to be my kickoff song for the indianapolis colts it was uh turned down quickly Great question. I'll put that brick in your face. Now what you gonna do with it? Now what you gonna do with it? Now what you gonna do with it? Better have my money when I come to collect. Better have my money when I come to collect. Pay up, pay up, pay up. I'll put that brick in your face.

Now what you gonna do with it? Now what you gonna do with it? Now what you gonna do with it? Better have my money when I come to collect. Better have my money when I come to collect. Better have my money when I come to collect. Pay up, pay up, pay up. You better have my money when I come to collect. Pay up, pay up, pay up.

Anyways. That was from an artist named Stitches. I used to see whoever it was for the Colts and I had to entertain your thought on this. Hey, I don't know. Here's what I'm thinking. Very clearly about selling cocaine, but if we just take that one word out

and put kick in there, I think it'll play. I don't know, Pat. How about kick house? Yeah, that's pretty much what I want to have. We'll replace brick with kick. Brick with kick, Pat. Or how about like big kicks.

All right. Everybody have a great fucking weekend. Show's over. Did we do everything we're supposed to? Yeah. Sounds like it.

We're giving away a car. Monday, 10 a.m. Monday, 10 a.m. Our lives change. Hopefully the world changes. I mean, it's a big world. Right? You always think you're going to put a dent in it and then you find out,

nope. You go to Toronto, you just walk around, nobody has glue, you are. Except for a couple people. Shout out Colin, who did what I did to the Big Kipper to me in front of the DAZN people.

His name's Colin. He was wearing a suit. Even though Gumpy hates you, I don't. I appreciate you greatly. Monday morning, 10 a.m. Will the tech work? Who knows?

Will it look good? I think so. Definitely. We're going to bring some electricity. I'll tell you that. It's going to be streaming through the social medias. It's going to be streaming through the DAZN app. It's going to be a beautiful one.

A couple big- name guests coming on next week. Do I say them now? Tease? Sure. An NFL quarterback who's undefeated this season. It's going to be on the show next week. There you go. Narrowed down. Very happy he won

by the way. Sucks for Zito. Sucks for Chuck Pagano whose defense had an incredible showing. Sucks for Chicago. Sucks for Zito. Sucks for Chuck Pagano whose defense had an incredible showing. Sucks for Chicago. Sucks for Mitch Trubisky. They made that field goal though. Why didn't they kick the 51 yarder? Let the kid have a shot. Are you just not going to

kick 50 yarders the rest of the year because last year's kicker wasn't good? It was 4th and 10 too 4th and 10. 51 yarder. Very attainable. That Eddie Pinero kid kicked like a 69-yard field goal. If you're not going to kick the field goal, why not punt? Well, I mean, Trubisky's passes were getting within like five yards of his players. Anyways, he'll be on the show next week.

And a lot of big-name people. Very thankful for all of them. Very thankful for you. Let's go ahead and dominate the world. From myself, Todd McComas, Ty Schmidt, who's probably still awake right now while you're listening to this, Evan Fox, who had just heard about a lava cake today. Zito, whose fanhood has been

questioned, but definitely not brought down at all. Not done. Put up. Well, you're literally at the bottom right now. Start from the bottom, but now? You're still there. Completely defeated. The only team in the NFL right now the only bottom but now you're still there yeah yeah completely defeated the only team in nfl it's only up from here damn right i think that bear seems good but the green bay

packers might be good too evidently we just might be i can't wait to see what fucking leshawn mccoy does with the chiefs how about the brown Browns, man? What are they going to do? This is a Steeler fan talking, but the Browns could come out and just light it up. Odell can't run. What happened? Antonio Brown's not playing. Odell Beckham's not playing. Julio Jones, I don't think he's playing. Wide receivers

were the talk of the offseason, and now the regular season's here. They're not going to play? That can't happen. I hope they're healthy. I hope they get healthy. A couple of them. I hope Drew Rosenhaus salvages the situation. Seems unsalvageable, but if anybody can do it, Drew Rosenhaus can do it. I hope Odell Beckham plays because whenever he's on the field, it's electric.

I do too. I don't want any excuses out of that team. That a boy digs. Hey, really noble of you to do that. Way to take the high road. Thank you. Hey, that wasn't just to do that. Way to take the high road. Thank you Hey that that wasn't just the most uh football cliche thing of all time I'll make any excuses. I'll make any excuses

Because the cleveland browns fans will say well, we didn't even have odell beckham You're right. They should say that because they made a big play to get him hip injury though Is that hip flexor? Is that from him kicking field goals or the field of goal net? him. Hip injury, though. Is that hip flexor? Is that from him kicking field goals? Or the field goal net. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. I hope he plays. I like Browns. I like everything. I can't wait for the full NFL season to get started. I can't wait for you to have an

incredible weekend. Monday, 10 a.m. We're giving away a goddamn Cadillac Escalade that's been sitting in my driveway for the last couple years. It's not the one with the black mold in it. Nope. Not enough. It's a very nice vehicle. It's an actually nice vehicle. Very nice. Very expensive. What year is it?

17. How many miles? Oh, jeez. Next to none. I drove it probably four times. I mean, retail, I think it's going for at least 78K. Yeah, people are making a lot of money when they get it and sell it. Yeah.

Yeah, just get it and sell it. Am I even allowed to do... I wonder if there's any... Yeah, you should sell it. Yeah, you're good. Yeah, I mean, they can do whatever they want. Just get it and sell it. Or keep it

It might last you Another 10 years Free car 10 or 15 years Put some new tires on there Maybe get a new battery Boom Tires are good

Tires are good There we go Tires are brand new basically I mean I didn't drive that thing at all I hated it There were so many buttons in it I couldn't drive It was like

Like the space shuttle in there It really was Can I turn up The fucking volume And then all of a sudden I'm blasting the heat On my ass I'm like I don't want that

I want the volume And then I turn up The air conditioning And then I move the mirror And I'm like What the fuck I'll just go back To this truck

With three buttons This thing got the bluetooth Yeah but you gotta go in here And you can't do it While you're driving And all that I'm like what the fuck That's a real issue

It is. Not anymore. Not anymore. One man's issue is another fan base's opportunity. Monday through Friday on DAZN, 10 to noon, and on Westwood, worldwide radio show. Gumpy, our international correspondent, will be answering the phones. We hope you get

through if you get on the show please know that i have a completely new mindset due to mike francesa was mike francesa right about the slack stock no not currently but that's a 20-year play correct people forget don't touch it they do francesa told me if a caller calls in They want to be a part of the show And if they're not adding to the show You must for the good of the whole Get them off the fucking show So I want to tell you this I'm a fair man

Stern But fair I'll give you every opportunity to perform greatness on the show We'll be thankful if you call on the show But god damn it if you waste our time. I'm going to bring in Thor Hammer now. Can't just let you just shit all over the stage, you know? Yeah, can't do it.

Can't do it. Won't do it. Nope. Nick and Diggs will be there as well. And myself. I think I just said everybody's name in the room. That's what I was trying to do. Have a great Friday.

We'll see you on Monday. Ty Schmidt. Hit the music. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah. Good job, the motherfucking Eastside Boys. Okay.

Pastor Troy, yeah We represent for everybody All the real niggas in America Or wherever the fuck you from We represent for y'all We represent for G.A. Naphtal

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Then I got my helmet hanging out the window Ready to bust the head of a fucking pretender Big up as soon as I enter, you know I'm making noise Pass Detroit and the Eastside boys AK's bustin', I ride the whole clip I cop that hoe and let a motherfuckin rip To sink ship is what I live for Fuck him, fuck her I'm representin' Put some mojack in my mug So I can throw it up Throw it up, motherfucker, throw it up

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I'm looking round this bitch I see a lot of niggas ain't throwing up shit Y'all niggas must be scared to represent your shit You must be scared, nigga, scared Fuck that shit, fuck all my real niggas That's proud of they hoods All of my real ladies That's proud of they hoods

And I've never been scared Say this shit Bitch, I ain't scared Bitch, I ain't scared Bitch, I ain't scared Motherfucker, bitch, I ain't scared Bitch, I ain't scared Bitch where I'm from In the back of the club, my tummy gone Goin' out chill, fuckin' burn one We the back of the club, it's me and Lil'

John Fallin' in the business, twitchin' up lame Talkin' much shit, cause we deep in the game Cocaine, all white, fuckin' S, fuckin' six Young-ass niggas, I guess we 50 rich My whole clique, ready to bust some heads I'ma throw it up, bitch, and I ain't scared Pastor Troy, motherfucker, you know the routine Represent for the home team Throw it up

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