The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 1102 - Women's Elite 8 Recap, Iowa Women's Head Coach Lisa Bluder, Dan Orlovsky and the Fart Heard 'Round The World, Shams Charania, Darius Butler, & AJ Hawk

Episode Date: April 2, 2024

On today’s show, Pat, Darius Butler, AJ Hawk, and the boys chat about last night’s Women’s Elite 8 games, and how truly dominant of a performance Caitlin Clark had, as well as the incredible run from LSU, and Paige Buckets and UCONN getting past USC and JuJu Watkins, and they cover everything else happening in the sports world, as we are just days away from Wrestlemania 40 in Philadelphia. Joining the progrum to chat about last night’s massive victory, their style of play, and the emotions of this tournament so far is Iowa Women’s Basketball Head Coach, Lisa Bluder (7:16-16:57). Next, 12 year NFL veteran at QB, and ESPN QB guru, Dan Orlovsky joins the show to clarify his comments comparing Caitlin Clark to Wayne Gretzky, which was immediately washed away by his fart heard ‘round the world (36:41-48:09). Later, NBA Insider for Stadium, the Athletic, and co-host of FanDuel TV’s Run It Back, Shams Charania joins the show to chat about Joel Embiid’s return, Draymond Green and the future of the Golden State Warriors, the ownership situation in Minnesota between Glen Taylor, Alex Rodriguez, and Marc Lore, and everything else going on in the NBA (1:18:01-1:48:21). Make sure you subscribe to YouTube.com/thepatmcafeeshow to watch the show. Or watch on ESPN (12-2 EDT), ESPN’s Youtube (12-3 EDT), or ESPN+. We appreciate the hell out of all of you. See you tomorrow. Cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello, beautiful people, and welcome to our Humble Abode, the Thunderdome, on this Mania Week Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024. This sports program starts now! Sports are wonderful. Sports are the greatest thing on earth. Sports are what bring the entire world together. If you're a person who has never shot a basketball in your entire life, you can turn on an Elite Eight women's college basketball game and be electrified for four straight quarters just like we saw last night. Now, I didn't get a chance to watch the Iowa-LSU game live

because I was in Brooklyn for Monday Night Raw and you should have seen what the final boss in Roman Reigns did to Cody Rhodes and Seth freaking Rollins. It was out of control, but on the plane ride back and then again early this morning, I watched that game twice. Now, late night, maybe half asleep, but he couldn't help but notice that God damn, what we're watching here is spectacular. One answer

after another, Kaitlyn Clark with this revenge-like attitude that she says is not a revenge-like attitude. She's just staying in the current moment moment battling against a team that beat her in the national championship last year against a player that was in her face saying you can't see me put the ring right in her mouth all offseason all Kaitlyn Clark and his Iowa Hawkeyes team had to do was watch LSU take a victory lap they were at the ESPYs they're at Disney up front they were in commercials they were on the internet they were at Sports Illustrated. They were everywhere. And all the ladies

in Iowa could do is watch and think back about what could have been. And last night in the Elite Eight, they had a chance to get over the monster that sent them to a nightmare last year. In doing so, Kaitlyn Clark dropped to 41 points. 12-7

in a historic evening that will be talked about as not only a coming out party for Kaitlyn Clark. Because she's already been somebody that the world knows. But a staple and a stamp on an absolutely iconic college career. For a lady who has every single record that is possible. This woman is going to go down as maybe the cleanest shooter in the history of basketball. Now, Steph Curry, Reggie Miller, Larry Bird, a lot of great basketball shooters. What Kaitlyn Clark did last night was phenomenal. We will talk to her coach, who's on a bus currently en route to the airport to travel to, I believe, the Final Four.

Coach Lisa Bluter in about eight minutes or so. Nice. I can't wait to talk to her about the environment, the atmosphere, what she took away from the national championship last year, what she took into this year, what was the messaging to the team beforehand, and where do we look now as UConn in page buckets sits on deck in a national championship hunt for everybody that was supposed to show up in a women's tournament has.

What a magnificent, magnificent March Madness the women have put together back-to-back years. Now, let's not get it twisted, okay? Let's not get it twisted. The NIT semifinals are tonight. Huge game. That's right. Indiana State's taking on the Utes. We got a lot of love for the Utes.

Utah is a great state. The University of Utah is fantastic. The people were nice. Their head football coach showed up on a Harley to our program. But all I know is that guy on the far side over there, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Rob Wave,

Rob Avula, he's about to go bananas tonight. Here in Indiana is the host of the NIT semifinal. Basketball is carrying the day. We'll have Sham Sharanya join us in the second hour. Dan Orlovsky will join us at about 12.35, 12.40. He offended the entire hockey community last night. Yep, big time.

In an effort to compliment Kaitlyn Clark, he said that she's Wayne Gretzky, and she's certainly on her way to potentially being the Wayne Gretzky of women's basketball and WNBA. But Wayne Gretzky had like 10 straight years where he just led the NHL in like everything, and that was how he started his career. If you were to take away his goals, he would still have the most points in history. You're talking about just like, you know, like nobody would

treat Kaitlyn Clark as Michael Jordan. Exactly. Even though Kaitlyn Clark could potentially become the Michael Jordan of women's basketball, Dan Orlovsky just throwing out Wayne Gretzky. The hockey community was like, we get what you're doing, but stop. Come on. A little disrespectful.

And then Mitt jumps on board and he's like, Daylon Clark's actually doing her job. And then NASCAR community's like, she's on her way. She might be on her way. We have no idea. So, you know, everybody's excited about how great Caitlyn Clark is playing. Everybody's excited

about this women's tournament, but some people said what Dan Orlovsky said offended an entire community of Hawkeyes fans. We'll have Martin talk about it, probably make fun of him for it, but I can't wait to hear why he said what he had to say. It's going to be a fantastic chatter. You bring on Dan Orlovsky, and that's just another UConn alum.

Joining us, ladies and gentlemen, a man who reminded me right before we went live, hey, if Paige Buckets is healthy, they've always made it to the final four. UConn has made it 15 of the last 16 years. Yeah. Jeez. Kaylin Clark's a fun story, this guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, NFL vet stud, Darius Butler. Thank you very much. Paige Buckets, I learned last night on the flight back from Brooklyn. Coming out of high school, she was the one. Paige Buckets was the one. Got hurt a couple times, I guess two years. It was two years. Kaitlyn Clark obviously comes in, takes over the world.

So you've got a lot of potential. Like, I'm actually, hey, and last night against USC, I'm actually the one everybody's supposed to be talking about. So we've got a great matchup. But how about UConn, Men and women in the Final Four. Feels like UConn is a school that has been able to do this in the past. But you guys are a full-blown basketball school because your football team sucks so bad. Relax on that part.

It's March Madness time. We'll stick to basketball. Stay there. 0-4 when I committed there. Men, women's won it. Had it up in stores. Ten years later, 2014, men's, women's won it again. And now we 10 years later 2014 men's women won it again and now we're back in it back in the dance oh 2024 i mean you come to your own conclusions but uh it'll be a

great it'd be a great battle like you said page was kind of like the caitlyn clark you know before caitlyn clark when she came out she had that hype you know as a prospect coming into yukon even though you had all the greats lobo tarass Taurasi, Bird, Maya Moore, Bree Stewart, she was still pegged there. Okay, she could be better than all these ladies. So I'm just glad to see her back healthy. But it should be a great battle. This whole Final Four, even NC State, they got the Miz one there too, which is incredible.

But to see the entire internet, the entire sports world talking about women's basketball in that state. Acknowledging. Yeah, absolutely. They were acknowledging. It was incredible. It was incredible to watch. Because as we're in the middle of Raw, we go to commercial break. I looked out on my phone, and I'm getting updates from the boys

about what's going on there. Kaitlyn Clark's going crazy right now. Angel Reese fired out. They said, she's out of the game. Oh, it's wrapping up. They're up 12, about a minute 10 left. Feels like Iowa might get the win. But, hey, Iowa's not going to rest on their yawnies.

No. They finished that game out. And congrats to the LSU team. Hey, congrats to the LSU team. I didn't know the amount of shit that was being sent to Angel Reese until that post-game press conference. I would say Angel Reese was being a heel character, though, for a long time

in the public eye. And Flo Jay told us that, you know, we didn't know Angel. You're right. I wish we would get to know Angel. I think we will have an opportunity to do as such. But then you start thinking about the things that were probably said to her and the way everything kind of went, especially in competition. We hope you find happiness.

And we appreciate that, LSU team. Joining us now, ladies and gentlemen, is the head coach of the Albany Regional Champs. Back-to-back-to-back Big Ten champs. Ladies and gentlemen,back-to-back Big Ten champs. Ladies and gentlemen, friend of the program, Coach Lisa Bluter. We did it.

We did it. We did it. Ah, you're muted. Coach, we can't hear a word you're saying, Coach. We can't hear a word you're saying. You look great. You look happy. Hey.

Yes. We heard you, Coach. We heard you, Coach. How you doing? You called it. How are you? Hey, I. We heard you, coach. How you doing? You called it. How are you? Hey, I got a little travel buddy here with me. Is that a trophy?

But I got a little travel buddy. I like that. We got the net. We got the trophy. Congratulations. Congrats on another Final Four appearance. Coach, you're en route right now to the airport on a bus. We understand the service might be questionable.

We hope you can hear us. If you can, go ahead and give your answers, however, and if you disappear, we'll call you back. Coach, obviously, rematch of the national championship. Last year, they got you. This year, you're able to get the win. After the game, Kaitlin Clark talked about being in the moment, be where your feet are. We're only worried about right now. We weren't worried about last year. Did you bring up last year at all? How did you handle it all, and what was your message going in, coach? You know, we really didn't. We, you know, thought last year that was a different team. They were a different team. We're a different team, different time. You know, why bring up last year? And so we

really didn't. We said this is not a rivalry between two schools. This is a competition against the University of Iowa is going to be our best. And that's what we really tried to focus on. Well, it feels like it worked out. At what point last night do you say, okay, we're humming right now. We're playing great basketball. Was there a moment? Did you feel that Kaitlin in warm-ups maybe was about to have a historic night? Is there any of those feelings, or are you just focused in on the moment?

Pretty focused in. But honestly, when she came out in the second uh half the beginning of that third quarter she nailed that first distance three i thought oh we're gonna be okay we're gonna be okay but uh no you know like like you said we don't uh we don't say win until that last second takes off how did it feel in the locker room afterwards you know obviously we're focused on now there's a lot of pressure to win national, but you got to enjoy these moments, right? Have to. Oh yeah. We, we definitely are enjoying the moment. Uh, we, we celebrated in the locker room, but I tell you, those players were pretty tired. Um,

they were exhausted after that game. They gave so much mentally to that game, just being locked in the whole time. um it was it was a little bit more subdued than i thought it would be um but i think they're not finished it's like this isn't the end goal let's keep going i love that love to hear how focused you are where are you guys headed right now with the the net in the trophy yeah we're heading to the airport. We just left the hotel. Got a little police escort. If you can see it right there. Big time. Taking us to the airport, and we're on our way to Cleveland.

We'll get there in about an hour. It's not very far from here, so it'll be nice. Going to do a team dinner tonight and then get ready for practice tomorrow. Okay, so we're going to practice. We're in Cleveland. When's the next game? I should know this, obviously. When do we play next?

Friday. Friday. Friday. Oh, yeah. Okay, so we've got practice. We're in Cleveland. When's the next game? I should know this, obviously. When do we play next? Friday. Friday. Friday. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right, we need a t-shirt, too, if anybody's got it. You made me take my shirt off in Iowa. I did. I'm not taking my shirt off. Hey, you know, I didn't even get a shirt, so we've got to find one for you. No, no, Coach. We've got to get you a shirt. Ty has a question for you, a man who's enjoying all this, obviously. Yeah, absolutely.

Incredibly proud to be a member of the state of Iowa and alumni of the university. So congratulations. But, Coach, obviously you guys want to play very fast and get up and down the court. But in that second quarter, really the entire entire first half the pace was just so frenetic i think it might have been like the the craziest pace i've ever seen in a basketball game how difficult was it to kind of pull the reins back a little bit and not play too fast and then at the end make sure like hey we kind of still need to put our foot on their throats here and play to win and not just kind of hold on to the lead and play not to lose. Yeah, we play fast, and that's our style.

We love to do that. And so we feel like, you know, we might have a couple more turnovers because we play so fast, but we feel like it's going to wear the defense down. And absolutely by the fourth quarter, we're going to have the advantage because we play like that every single game. And maybe you don't. Maybe you only play like that once in a while. So, you know, at the end of the game, we wanted to use a little bit of the clock for sure. But I think our team is so

smart about, yeah, we're not letting up. We're not, we're not going to get passive. We're not going to wait until five seconds and heave up a bad shot. I think our team's pretty good at understanding clock management. Yeah, and you're talking about being conditioned and everything like that, running full speed. It feels like at any given moment, Kaitlin can drop a full court pass to somebody as well. It's a track meet.

It's literally a track meet, it feels like. She's so good at those passes. You know, everybody talks about the logo threes. Her vision of the full court is second to none. She sees things before they happen, I swear she does. But, yeah, some of her full court passes, whether it's to Kate or whether it's to Hannah, whether it's to Sid, she had some beautiful passes this past week,

and I know it's going to keep going. And to see her live, to see her do these things live is something special. Yeah. I'm going to say you don't have to listen to any negativity here. Potentially only two more games is Kalen Clark as an Iowa Hawks. Potentially only two more games. Do you feel like conditioning is something

that you focus more in on maybe than other teams? Is that because you've got to be able to run? You know, I think it's just a byproduct of how we play. I think our team is in great shape because of that because they're willing to play like that tempo and that kind of phonetic you know frantic speed all the time we're used to it and i think by a byproduct is we're in pretty good

shape because of it hell yeah it's fun to watch it is a it is a fun game to watch whenever you guys are must watch television speaking of must of must-watch television, hey, Paige Buck gets over there in UConn, right? Obviously, the storyline is building right now. Paige coming out of high school. Okay, Caitlin, I guess UConn never even took a look. So now there's a storyline kind of building. When you play against a player like Paige in a team like UConn, what are your thoughts and how do you prepare for them?

Are you changing up your stuff for them or are you just playing your basketball? We're just going to play our basketball. Yes, we're going to be prepared for them, know what they like to do best. I have not even started. I said I'm giving myself 20 hours to enjoy last night's victory and then I'll move on in about about a half an hour. I got left. I got 30 minutes. I'm wasting it with you guys. No, I'm just kidding. Well, we can start a party if you want. I didn't know we were part of a celebration still right now. I can do those.

Oh, yeah. And then we'll get ready for UConn. But no, a great program, obviously. They're so used to being there at the Final Four National Championship type games. They're so used to that. They've done it so many times. Maybe it'll be boring to them and they won't prepare as well. Smart. I know, they're so used to that. They've done it so many times.

Maybe it'll be boring to them, and they won't prepare as well. Smart. I mean, that could be the case. UConn alum, Darius Butler, has a question for you. Yeah, speaking about preparation, and congratulations, obviously, making it back-to-back Final Fours. But now this year around, now that you've been there before, you've been to the Natty.

Is there anything you're doing differently preparation-wise with the team, travel-wise, practice-wise, anything different going into this next game? Yeah, there really is. I learned from last year, just how much extra things there are surrounding the actual games itself, whether it's media, whether it's, you know, going to open practices, whether it's having just all these events that we have to go

to. And a lot of them are really fun that we get to go and support Caitlin as she reaps in a whole nother award banquet circuit that we're going to go into. But we really have to be cautious about extra things that we do. And I think last year we just did a few too many of those things and we're going to cut it back this year. See? Hey, here we go. Hey. Nice.

Now we know. They're here for us. We're not here for them. That's a good mentality. I appreciate that a lot. Callman's got a question for you about mentality. Yeah, Coach, one of the stars that was in the crowd last night, former superstar coach of AFC Richmond, Ted Lasso,

was there supporting the team. Did you get to talk to him at all was there any pre-game antics that maybe he gave you to you know hype the girls up a little more or was he more just there as a spectator to do this in everyone's face uh he was there as a spectator but he came on the floor we got a picture with him in the final and in the albany championship trophy here that's hey coach coach you gotta know the name of that thing you gotta know i know you caught me man but believe right i mean uh you gotta believe ted lasso's in the house believe uh packed houses everywhere you go is this something that you're enjoying your team is enjoying are you trying to enjoy the entire process here?

We are absolutely enjoying every minute of it. You know, you work your whole life to get to this point. And so we're here and we're loving it. We're enjoying it. We're going to make it last as long as we can. All right, Coach. Safe travels. Big storms in Ohio.

Legit. Real talk. Yeah. I don't want to be the bearer of bad news. You've got 25 minutes left on your celebration here. I know. I'm watching my clock here. Good luck, coach. We appreciate you.

God bless you. Thank you. Congrats, ladies and gentlemen, coach Lisa Beliver. Here he goes! Okay, we are changing some things up. Whenever people would ask them to go to stuff, they probably felt obligated to do it. We're here. This is our obligation to do this. We are representing women's basketball here. This year, it's like,

we don't have to do that. We're representing women's basketball in court. We're putting up higher ratings than anybody in history. I bet you that LSU-Iowa game from last night's ratings are about to be absurd. They're talking about this tournament's numbers being absurd. That'll come in later this afternoon. Now, what are the ratings? Nobody knows at this stage of

streaming and who is it? A black box? What does that even mean? It's up and to the right, though. Everybody's up and to the right. It's awesome. I don't know how it works, but I do love it for sports. But the team is a fantastic watch,

to your point. And I like what she said. Yeah, you might be able to do it for like a quarter what we're doing but we got to four quarters the entire court and they take them in the deep end and they beat and it's like that it is electrifying to watch them play basketball yeah i mean and that is kind of like the i don't want to say the the down for the achilles heel but like they do because they play fast, they will turn it over every once in a while. They'll get on 10-0 runs and pad a lead and then they'll let teams come back a little

bit because they don't necessarily slow it down and try to just play a half-court game. It's very, very difficult for opposing teams to play like that the entire game. Again, we see that you can come up with all the superlatives you want for

Kaitlyn Clark, and we've heard them all year, but she just continues to surpass what she... Last night, as an Iowa fan, you were worried about that a little bit because they were favorites, but obviously everything with LSU, LSU's size

and their physicality and all that kind of stuff, but you could tell from the opening tip, she hits a three on the first possession. It's like, okay, she's going to dominate this game tonight. And she knows she needs to. And for her to have arguably one of the best performances of her career on the biggest stage, like it just speaks volumes to how much of a competitor is and how good she is at basketball. What do they call it?

Personality profiles where they start to guess who a person is? Like in mysteries and like, isn't that what they call personality profiles? Right, yeah. From judging Kaitlyn Clark's personality profile, from what we know of her, last night she was going to go bananas. Absolutely. Right? Because of what happened in National Championship. From this whole thing, from

this thing, from the... Can we call her great? She doesn't have a championship stuff? Yeah. Like, the human that we have come to know, and now granted, she was on SVP last night, Scott Van Pelt with Stanford Steve, and gave an incredible interview. But from everything that we've been told, from both our traveling to Iowa before this tournament tipped off,

and then people that know her a little bit, and if you watch her, it's like, oh, she is, she's a sap. She is Tom. She's Peyton Manning she's Tom Brady, she's Serena Williams she is Wayne Gretzky whenever it comes to mentality up at the top of this entire thing where it's like

oh is that right that is the thing that drives that particular type of human and there's not a lot of them in all sports there's not a lot of these people that exist but that's why whenever situations arise where teammates laying on the ground and she doesn't she doesn't help her up she gets the ball and she's going down the field and i think the way is phrased by one particular twitter account she just wanted the ball so she could go chuck up more

shots it's like i don't even know if she knew that person was even on the ground like there's a chance that she is just a complete rope zombie alien. And that's what it feels like. So if you think about everything that took place last year, after that game where they lost, and then that girl, Van List, sorry about it. It's a bad spot. I mean, you're having a nightmare at Kaylin Clark's step back. Nothing you can do.

And then, obviously, with the, I don't know. What am I supposed to do? That's a hard one. It was tough on her last year. Yeah, everywhere. I mean, forever, for a long time. I do believe whenever she was at Louisville last year, too, there was a similar outcome against Kaitlyn Clark.

So it's just like, you know, Kim Mulkey knows, Haley knows, everybody knows. But I think you put any human guard in her last night, in that particular game, I think Kaitlyn's going to do that. Now, can she carry that, knowing that the championship is what's going to get hung over her head? Can she carry that, knowing? And I guess this week to get hung over her head? Can she carry that knowing? And I guess this week it could be the page buckets and, you know, UConn never wanted me.

Yeah, it was a dream. UConn never wanted me. They wanted her, not me. I wanted to go there. Geno says, nah, you're not good enough. Now, then in the finals, it's like, okay, now you got the South Carolina team probably. Well, they have the opposite because Iowa's the last team to beat them. So it's kind of like, you know.

There's storylines, they grudge and chips on shoulders for both these games that we have left here. I think the women's tournament's going to continue to do what the women's tournament's done in the last two years, and that's deliver. For sure. It has delivered. If you're a sports fan, they've shown up for us. So thank you to the women's

basketball team. You could absolutely make the argument, men or women, that is the best matchup left in college basketball. That entire storyline that we were just talking about, obviously, page buckets being the girl coming out of high school, Kaitlin Clark not being the UConn girl. But to Ty's point, I'm sure South Carolina has been thinking about Iowa the way Iowa was thinking about LSU for that entire last year. And they're flying under the radar. Like South Carolina, like I think South Carolina,

they're the fourth team ever to make it to the Final Four undefeated. And I'm sure two or three of them probably UConn. All we're talking about is, you know, Paige and Kaitlyn. So I'm sure, you know, Dawn Staley is definitely, you know, stacking those chips on her undefeated squad as well. But it's one thing on the court and you saw X, you know, kind ofaley is definitely, you know, stacking those chips on her undefeated squad as well. But it's one thing on the court, and you saw X, you know, kind of be taken over by the women's game. But obviously great performances, but then the personalities that we're getting too. Obviously, you know, Angel Reese and Flage and what's been going on.

Hey, you try – like you were a heel. Yeah, but – Like you were being a heel. Caitlin was kind of a heel too. Oh, yeah. Caitlin, big shit talk. Yeah, yeah. You know, and people are, oh, is it going too far?

And now she's kind of a baby face kind of this year. But at the same time. Her shit talking. People didn't respond to it. People want her to fail. For sure. But I think more people wanted to see LSU fail, especially with their coach. Twitter last night was just all Kaitlyn Clark love.

She played for 41. No, no, I know that. But we've seen people perform great and then nitpick things. Like, it was all. Yeah, but as soon as Kaitlin, if she has one of those two for nine, three-point games where she's going to the rack, it'll be loud on Kaitlin, which is the top of the mountain. Oh, yeah.

This is what the top of the mountain looks like in any sport. For Angel Reese, and we got to we saw her, I think at the up-fronts we saw her, and you're talking right after the run, and she became one of the most famous people in America after last year's March Madness and everything. So, like, I thought she was playing

a heel character, like she was trying to be the heel character, and then listening to it last night after they have a devastating loss. Obviously that was very devastating in that moment. Biggest moment of the year. You lose and Kaitlyn Clark has the night of her life and obviously everybody's going to start dunking on you on the internet.

It was nice to see her be a human. It was nice to be like, yeah, Angel say I'm a human here, you know, as well. And it's like, well, I think you're going to learn from all this. I think she's going to be tougher, become an even better player. But we would like to say to Angel Reese, I appreciated you being a heel. Yes. Like, it's not easy to be the heel.

Exactly. Because you get a lot of bad stuff said to you. You've got to be like a – so we appreciate what LSU has done and how they've kind of conducted themselves and how great of a team they've been with the head coach even getting involved with, you know, calling out journalists and this whole thing. So I've appreciated this LSU run, but that post-game

press conference was unexpected. I did not expect that to go how it kind of went with how everything has been for the entire season since they won the championship. People dunking on her. I get it. If they did win, absolutely, they would have been talking shit because that is what you do when you win,

especially when you are playing the heel. I don't think anyone on Twitter or maybe less than 1% of people on Twitter could actually tell you the emotions of losing in an Elite Eight game to go to the Final Four against the team that you beat last year after going through the year that they had because it really was. After the national championship, I mean, she was...

What's that going to be? 10 million people probably watched last night. Oh, yeah. Yeah, probably. I'd say. I think it was seven. I mean, the biggest million people probably watched last night? Yeah, probably. I'd say. I think it was seven. I mean, the biggest women's college basketball game ever. Definitely, yeah.

And it was the Elite Eight. I mean, the profile of both Iowa and Kaitlin Clark and Angel Reese in LSU. Because they have Floge and Haley Vanleth, the girl who came over. It ain't my fault. But it is Angel Reese. It's Angel Reese's team. She's the face of it. And it's Kaitlin Clark.

She's the face of it. So, like Kaitlyn Clark. She's the face of it. So absolutely, Angel Reese took the brunt of the, hey, shut up. You guys are the heels. You can't now. Well, she didn't play for a little bit at the beginning of the season, too. There was a bunch of chatter about what happened and all that type of stuff. All of that led into the heel. You know what I mean?

Now, once again, student human athlete, so it's different than professional. But the way we view Women's March Madness is like this is the pinnacle. Yeah. Which is, you know, about to have 10 million people potentially watch last night's game. So I think we view her as a professional. Yeah. Right? And that's, like, probably a little unfair.

But she has been, like, a perfect heel character. Oh, yes. Especially with how good she is. How much her teammates love her. Down low. Yeah, and like shit talking. And they are, I mean, honestly, especially on the women's side,

I'd probably say even more than the men's side right now, they are professionals because they got to stay in school for four years. So they're going to be in their early 20s by the time they leave.

And Anthony Edwards is what, 22, 23 years old. He's been a Facebook franchise for a few years now. So with the NIL deals and all the different things, they are pretty much professionals. Kaitlin was what, every commercial last night? Yeah, pretty much. I fast-forwarded through it because I had DVR'd or whatever,

but Kaitlin was in every commercial last night. And she's an anomaly. We understand that, as is Angel Reese. She's an anomaly. We all understand that. But it's like the business is booming around NCAA women's basketball it's incredible

she's next allegedly she's on pace she could potentially break Kaitlyn Clark's records and she's in Los Angeles that would be a massive story going forward and going to the Big Ten we were talking about last night her going to the Big Ten now too were talking about last night, like her going to the Big Ten now, too.

That'll be interesting, especially with the travel shit. That pivots us to college football. We haven't talked about that much. That travel's real. We're talking like five-hour flights, four or five-hour flights just for standard away game. Hawaii used to have to do this, six, seven-hour flights for every away game, and I think they do a couple. The way this Big Ten is constructed, Oregon, UCLA, USC,

Washington, flying to Penn State. Rutgers. That's an eight-hour. Yeah. It's six, seven hours. They're going to be in it in the college football playoff. You're telling me Oregon has to go play Rutgers on a Saturday? And at 9 a.m. local time start for them,

because it'll be noon local, 9 a.m. for them. That's a real thing. Video games you don't have to worry about. Because in video games, especially Mutt and me, we're 99 all the time. Hey, Mutt and me was running wild yesterday. Both sides of the ball. I was seeing highlights of me all over the place.

Hey, listen, you don't want to be on a football field with Mutt Me, dude. I'm going to take everything. The ball, your soul, the game. And I'm going to dance in your face with it. Pick six, how you doing? You think you're going to catch me? Yeah, right. 99 speed, dude.

99 moxie. I've been in the end zone so many times I didn't even celebrate. Look at Mutt Me. I have no idea where I am. You know where I will be? The ball. Boom. I'm playing on Tepper's team there.

With Keekly. Shout out the actual CC. Is that Bo Jackson, the quarterback? Yes, it is. And he's catching the ball. Boom. You saw me L1 right there, dude. Shout out to the actual CC making Mutt and me look like an absolute beast.

That's Tyreek Hill. Mutt and me yeah now what am i gonna do next oh how about another tud you got it boom again what are we doing put it on repeat yeah that's mutt me dude zeke oh yeah oh give me that punch out peanut punch that. Mutt me. Still a 99 right now, I do believe, on the game. I do not know how to get there, but if you... Oh, you blow up this guard. Yeah, this one. This guard has no idea. In the trenches. Bang! And then the pressure. The only thing I don't like is long sleeves.

Mutt me is not wearing long sleeves if you're a middle linebacker. That's just New England. Are you wearing... Is Mutt me normally wearing one glove? Yeah, Mutt me would wear one You know, New England. Are you wearing it? Have you some swag? Is Mutt Mee normally wearing one glove? Yeah, Mutt Mee would wear one glove. But Mutt Mee punter, long sleeves, definitely. Middle linebacker. Mutt Mee middle linebacker, I got.

I'm greased off. Oh, yeah. Oil it up. Changing the face mask? Yes. I got the Brad wing. Yeah, I got the full thing on. Yeah, that's a good one.

Oh, wide open. Got him on the wheel route. I mean, are you kidding me? You're not going to catch me either. That guy's got the ankle ducky. I mean, come on good one. Oh, why? Got him on the wheel route. I mean, are you kidding me? You're not going to catch me either. That guy's got the angle. I mean, come on. What are we doing? 30, 20, 10.

Oh. Ooh. So you can play as Mutt Me right now if you need to. But we were talking about this. Like, you're not. Yeah, that's me. Yeah. That's me.

In case you were wondering. You can still download me, Mutt me, for free, I believe. Yeah, for free. On Madden Ultimate Team. 99, I believe, until April 4th is what we were told. Okay, but I don't know if you just get rid of it. I have no idea how this works. All I know is you play with me on the field, I'm going to dominate for you.

Every next couple of days. People can move these cards? Yeah, you can sell them. You can buy them from other people. It's like a Gary Vee Mon. So I'm a Gary Vee Mon, though? What happens to Mutt U on April 5th? Is it like a Monstars situation where the powers get sucked out?

Not all the powers. I believe the powers just go down to like 91. Okay. But from what I've been told, Mutt Mee is going back in the gym. Okay. And getting back up. Yeah, it's a card you hold on to. And he might show up at different holidays.

Oh. You know, like one's... No, no, no. Not going to say it. St. Patrick. Mutt Me, though, might show up a couple of times at a 99 because my video game character is more human than most video game characters, which goes back to the travel here, this entire thing.

Like, I think because of video games, everybody just assumes that you're in 87 all the time. It's like 9 a.m. game kickoff. That's 6 a.m. wake up. Traveled seven hours yesterday. Slept in a terrible hotel bed in a town. Ate horrible food. But, yep, I'm going to play my absolute. That is quite an advantage.

Oh, yeah. an advantage for the team that is at home there. And that is something that we're going to have to take into account whenever we're trying to figure out who's going to win these games. But also when this college football playoff thing gets down close to the end, it's like one of those big trips might be the thing that clinches a team

in the playoff or kicks them out for an entire year. It's wild what it's kind of turning into. Yeah, I mean, Ohio State going to Oregon for like an 8 o'clock game, like that also kind of stings for them, right? Because that's a 3, that's a, what, an 11 o'clock local? So far. It is so far up there. Yeah.

Oregon. It is way over there. Top, top left. Way over there. Have we given them Portland yet, Canada? I think we're in negotiations right now. Got declined, actually, last night. Way over there. Have we given them Portland yet, Canada? I think we're in negotiations right now. Got declined, actually, last night. By who?

I saw it on the news. That's all I know. No, Trudeau and Biden are pounding the pavement right now as we speak about it. They're speaking words to each other? I think so. About Portland going to Canada and us taking Windsor? We get Windsor, yeah. Windsor's the one that's lower than Detroit.

Windsor's in America. Yeah. Okay, and so we just give Portland. So simple. Just an easy shh. And then you're up there. Windsor's already down here. Congratulations, Gumby.

You basically live in Portland. I actually did live pretty close to Portland, to be honest. That's the only reason why I know this. It's like some bonus for Howard. I'm good on Portland. Ohio State does have to go to Oregon this year. Oregon's farthest trip is probably to – Chip Kelly going back.

Purdue! Chip Kelly going back to Oregon with that team. That's going to be fun. Is that early or late? That's October 12th. Is that early or late in the season? College starts – That would be week six.

Remember, we were in North Carolina for – Week zero. In August. Which was so early. It was so hot. It was a thousand degrees. So hot. Thousand degrees sitting on that spot. Where are you going to be week zero this year? Dublin. Ireland? I believe it.

That's the home of A.J. Hawk, I think. No, Ireland. With the Florida State faithful. It's going to be an honor to be over in, Ireland. With the Florida State faithful. It's going to be an honor to be over in a different country with those Florida State fans. That's going to be great. Who are they playing over there? Notre Dame? Nope. Georgia? Nope.

Maybe Georgia Tech. Whatever it is, we need their fans to travel, though. Oh, yeah. Or just the Dublinites come out hot and be running wild. I don't know how big we are in Dublin. Remember, I've been here before. They were not the kindest to me. You know, Patrick McAfee, I hate you.

Football, though. I thought I was coming home. Oh, it was a homecoming. Honored to be here. Dreamt of coming here. Oh, get out of here, you yank. All right. All right, I'm sorry I'm boozed up.

I thought this was where all of us were. It's not my dream. Georgia Tech, August 24th. All right, Tech, we need you to send some people. August 24th. Yeah. Those Florida State fans, we need you to send some people. August 24th. Yeah. Those Florida State fans that are traveling over to Dublin, those are the loyals.

Oh, yeah. Those are the ones that are going to be the most mad. Yeah. About what Kirk Herbstreit did to them. Kirk Herbstreit walked into the playoff committee meeting. This is what I heard happen. A good Florida State source told me this. Now, I know Kirk, and I know how it all went down, but a Florida State source told me this now i know kirk and i know how it all went

down but a florida state source told me that kirk herb street walked into the playoff committee and said if florida state's in there i will puke and quit on college game day and then walked out of the room that's what i heard that's what you guys heard too i heard the same thing i heard threatened to kill some people too what yeah i heard he threatened like a john wick situation where you know you're not killing his puppy but you are killing his playoff and that he will go on a rampage oh he said he brought ben into this exactly that's what florida state people were literally saying that is how it was kind of all going and then they lost by 60 or something like that in the bowl game but they had five guys run four twos at the combine that didn't play in that game.

But what a scene. Thank God it's 12 now. I know. And 13 can shut the hell up. Yeah, 13, much different than five. Lyle McConkie play in that game? He was in. Yeah.

Pretty sure he did. Yeah, he did. Did Brock? No. No. No, Brock did Pretty sure he did Yeah he did Did Brock No No No Brock did not Brock did not No

They did have a couple Op dots Brock was Had the Surgery But yeah he got Tightrope Yeah the ankle

Yeah so he actually Had a But they won by I think 65 60 Yeah 65

3 to 3 Yeah Well now Florida State And Clemson are trying To kill the ACC They're trying to get out. Hey, listen. You do what you got to do.

Okay? And I think they were going to take out a loan of like $704 million or something. Yeah. I think they're partnering with BlackRock. Well. You shouldn't just say names that you don't know. Yeah. Especially BlackRock.

I'm sure you've heard of that. I don't know if you should just be tossing that one out. Saw it today in an interview. Yeah. We can't forget that Florida State beat Louisville like 16-6, though. Like, that should have got them in. I think Florida State is a phenomenal school. I enjoy everything about them.

Last year was awesome. Can't have a third-string quarterback in the college football playoff, especially with how the playoff ended up last year when it's four games. This upcoming year, though, hey, put a four-stringer in there. Okay, you got 12 teams. You do what you got to do. It was a little different last year. Kirk Herbstreit decided to be the face of that entire.

Yep. He signed up for it. Yeah, bingo. Now we're going to another country with him. Can't wait. Slantcha, Florida State. Absolutely. Slantcha.

Now, I have not signed a contract, so who knows? But, yeah, we'll be doing it. There's a third string. Joining us now is a guy who offended an entire sports community. Yep. An entire sports community. He was trying to compliment somebody. In turn, just basically, you know how when dogs walk by like a sign,

a male dog walks by like a sign or a bush, and another dog has maybe urinated on it? The dog will lift its leg, pee on it, and say, you're mine now. Put the hockey community as one of those bushes. This guy is a dog, last night dog, walked by the hockey bush,

pissed on it, but on the other side he's saying I'm complimenting Kaitlin Clark though. Ladies and gentlemen, Dan Orlovsky. Dan, great to see you. Just excited to come on and get made fun of. What's going on? No.

We're trying to save this. It's warranted. We're trying to save. You said it. We're Christian. You said it. Clarifying your stuff. We're trying to give you.

Yeah, UConn's in the Final Four. We'll talk about it all. Exactly. Picked up your laundry. What's happening, baby? Dry cleaning behind you. Need all the suits. Basketball capital of the world.

Yep. Yeah, NC State's also there, but I understand what you're saying. That's cute. Picked up all our suits. Got to hang out with Schrags later. Nice. No Schrags later, no, but had to get some dry cleaning picked up, yeah. Well, Dan, we appreciate you taking time on this glorious Tuesday. Last night

you put a tweet out. You weren't the only one, but you're the one who decided to do the hockey realm of it. Caitlin Clark is Wayne Gretzky. God. We know what you're trying to say, okay? We know exactly what you're trying to say. We appreciate what you're trying to say because we're big Caitlin Clark fans as well. But what hockey people

are saying is, oh, shut up, Dan. That's what they're saying because you wouldn't say Caitlin Clark is as well. But what hockey people are saying is, oh, shut up, Dan. Okay? That's what they're saying. Because you wouldn't say Caitlin Clark is Michael Jordan, right? Or would you? Well, no. Why do you think? No, I would not say that. But why do you or others think I'm saying what I said about?

Here's the thing. I'll answer it, okay? I wouldn't say Jordan. Caitlin Clark, I believe, is number one in scoring and number three in assists. Gretzky is the guy that is at the top for scoring and assists. Jordan isn't. So while Jordan is arguably the best, I think he's top five in scoring, but I don't think he's top 10 or 15 in assists.

I think the only guy in basketball is probably LeBron when it comes to scoring and assists. And so that was the correlation. So you were complimenting Wayne Gretzky and acknowledging, like, hey, this guy's not only scoring, he's helping his teammates out. The hockey community's wrong. It's impossible to be at the top at both of those, essentially.

Like, it's... Dan! Dan! Another farting Dan Orlowski situation. Just took place. Dan, Danny Dumps. You just farted into the... Danny Dumps.

What do you mean? It's unbelievable. No, no, no. No, yeah, but your butt. Your butt was just talking. We heard it. Your butt just farted into the phone again like you in Monday Night Football. Oh, no.

That's what just happened. What do you mean? You remember Monday Night Football when you had your microphone and you went to sneeze and you banked on and it caught your fart? No. Your asshole just farted. Pooped your pants. We heard your fart, brother.

We heard your fart. We heard your fart, brother. We heard your butt just fart. Whoop your pants, Dan. We heard you fart, brother. We heard you fart. We heard you fart, brother. We heard your butt. Just fart. In the middle of the cake. I did not fart. It's two times now, Dan. This is an Orlovsky thing.

Pull me once, Dan. Are you guys being serious right now, or are you messing with me? Dan. Do we have the capabilities to play this game? I would like to let the hockey world know that Dan Orlovsky knows more about hockey than anybody else. And he was trying to pay tribute to Wayne Gretzky and his ability to play, make, and score. Nick, I feel like as a representative of hockey, host of that hockey talk next to a Canadian, do you accept what he was trying to do?

Or do you think maybe he should have utilized more characters to get that point across? Probably a couple more characters. I mean, Wayne has also won four Stanley Cups and nine MVPs and accomplished a lot, and that's not to put Kaitlin down in any way because she's on her way to doing great things. But Wayne is the pinnacle, the highest you can get of one sport. It's kind of an unfair comparison for Kaitlin, I would say. At this stage. At this stage.

Also, Dan was making great points, though. The goals and assists in terms of points and being an all-around complete player, that's very true, but then he farted right afterwards, it didn't really yeah you farted into your okay that was nuts one one on everything almost a full two dude almost a full two hold on we'll replay that are you in the car alone right now are you in the car alone right now? Are you in the car alone right now? Absolutely. On everything. Okay. Okay. So now there's nobody else around you. Okay.

There's nobody around you. Yeah. Listen to this clip. This is you just moments ago. It's impossible to be at the top at both of those. Essentially. Like it's. I mean.

Undeniable. You guys definitely. You guys definitely just made this up. You freaking idiots. No, we swear. Dan, Dan, we swear. You guys a thousand percent just made up. No, no, we swear. We swear.

There's no way. There's no one did that, Dan. That was a bunch of carcasses. What did you eat? What did you eat? What did you eat? I haven't even ate yet. That was out of a movie, Dan. That was out of a movie.

You know how they score things and it makes sounds? That would be the fart sound. It's a Looney Tunes fart. I give you my word on everything. I give you my word on everything that I did not fart. Okay, Dan's a liar. Your word's a liar.

Hold on. Okay, keep saying that, Dan. Alright, please, for the everybody, we might have misheard that last time. Yeah, yeah. Let's be quiet, please. Let's allow the clip to run. The clip is running. It sounds like it does.

Oh, yeah. Coming up now. Ladies and gentlemen, just moments ago, Dan Orlovsky's ass made an appearance. It's impossible to be at the top at both of those. That's a fart, brother.

Send him some new whites. That's a fart, brother. We got some new wipes. That's a fart, brother. We got you. That is a thousand percent made up by you guys. Listen, Dan. It just so happens to me. I'm not. I can't believe you freaking did this.

Dan. We didn't do this. And if you didn't feel that coming out of you, you need to go to a doctor. You need to go to a doctor ASAP if you didn't even notice what your butt just did. And that's another conversation. I can't believe you guys. Hey, if I were you right now, I'd go grab some good ones. I think that's going to be a little

messy down there, Dan. One more time. Now, let's make sure. Let's make sure, okay? Because that sounds like a wet fart. And we did not. We cannot hammer home enough. We did not make any noise. You know what it could be? Your ass.

No, my windshield wipers. It's raining. Let's run it again. It's impossible to be at the top at both of those. That's your butt. You've had some of the worst luck when it comes to those, essentially. Yeah, that's your butt. Come on, Dan. That's your butt. You've had some of the worst luck

when it comes to this, Dan. Oh, my God. I can't. I don't know what to say. I'm so freaking angry right now. Wind shield wipers. What are you angry? Life's good.

It's raining. It's spitting out. They're not on that consistently. You got the auto wipers? Yeah, it's got leather seats. See? Did you just hear it? Yeah, he just farted again. Had a baker's dozen of hard-boiled eggs before the show.

I'm going to have to deal with you on the internet now. That's 10. What do you mean? It's not our fault. I can't wait till everybody's like, Orlovsky farted on McAfee. He did. There's a nice poop emoji next to it.

Yeah. Hashtag poop emoji next to it. Yeah. Hashtag poop emoji. Hashtag stinky. I'm clarifying my freaking tweet, by the way. Stinky. After the stupid fart thing. The point is, the point is, to my knowledge, he's the only guy that is at the top with both points and assists.

LeBron. All right, Dan. Not your fault. You need to know this. Not your fault. We appreciate you, Dan. You're the man. Ladies and gentlemen, friend of the program, Dan Roy.

We love you, Dan. We love you, Dan. Woo. God. You farted twice. Boy. I've been there. It's not fun. He farted twice. Boy. I've been there. It's not fun.

Feel bad for him. That was one of the most cartoon-sounding. Oh, my God. Yeah. He's got bubble guts. It happens. And if it was the wipers, that's just poor, poor timing for that guy all the time. Dude, and think about the last, the Monday night football fight.

Yeah, exactly. This isn't his first offense. Hey, call him back, please. Can we call him back? Let him know we feel bad about the situation his butt put himself in. Incredible. Certainly could have been the wipers. Could have been. But also. He wasn't going.

He was sitting still while we were there. Well, you know, some of these wipers do act a little. Yeah, they have the auto. Hey, Dan, we just talked about it. We feel bad. Hey, you're incredibly unfortunate for everything that happens to your butt and fart sounds.

Good car. Good car. More laxatives. We're sorry that happened to you, Dan. Sorry, yeah. I'm sure you're devastated over it. I mean, pretty good laugh. They say you should laugh every day till you cry. Exactly. I did, right here. Your family's going to have a good laugh. No, it's a great laugh. It is. Like, it's a great

laugh, but I'm going to have to now deal with it. And it wasn't to fart. My wife texted me. She said, oh, my gosh, McAfee show. I'm dead. I go, babe, I promise you on everything, I did not fart. All right, then. We appreciate it.

I think it's a sign of health, by the way, whenever everything's moving the proper way. It's good. Better out than in, they say. Yeah, and how about how comfortable you are behind a microphone? Pretty cool. Monday Night Football, most people potentially nervous, a little uptight. Not Dan. He's loose.

Watch this. Too loose. Right into the mic. Right here, after completely offending hockey, the entire fan base, comfortable, dry cleaning behind me, no worries. Actually, my takeaway is that Nick now understands my point of maybe not taking it that they're literally the same person, but the accomplishment of style of play when it comes to leader in points, third in assists, is Gretzky. It's not Jordan.

It's so. It's really hard not to make a fart sound right there while you're talking and i'll tell you what we'll resist the urge to do that every time you're on the show going oh boy we will won't we oh yeah i mean you guys you guys can say what you want no all together dan's friend of the program yeah absolutely love dan dan we would still recommend dude wipes though just won't let you know that would recommend dude can you send me some no you can buy some because they're you are very wealthy and it's good for the whole family yeah yeah everyone can use them ladies and gentlemen we're hey we're sorry that happened to you dan you kind of did to yourself but we are sorry about it i didn't do anything but thanks

Dan, you kind of did to yourself, but we are sorry about it. I didn't do anything, but thanks. You're the best. Ladies and gentlemen, Dan Roloff. Love you, Dan. Happy he clarified himself. Yeah. He was just talking about good at scoring and helping.

Yeah, it makes sense. I mean, Gretzky won, what, seven straight MVPs to start his career in the NHL? How about that graphic that just pops up there? That's wild. Dan was looking at that, by the way, whenever it was popped up on the screen and Nick was giving a, I mean, Gretzky, yeah, certainly can help, and I understand what you're saying, but also, let's put a little bit more respect

on the name Gretzky, but I do appreciate him coming in and saying, I wasn't saying, like, she's accomplished everything that Wayne Gretzky's accomplished. She's just a similar type elite athlete, and I think that's a good take. Makes a lot more sense when he lays it out, like, hey, Gretzky was first. She's just a similar type elite athlete. And I think that's a good take. Makes a lot more sense when he lays it out like,

hey, Gretzky was first in points like Hayden Clark, and he was top five in assists. What about when Mitt, though, said that she was Dale Earnhardt? What do you think he meant by it? Like the intimidator? Yeah, probably, because she does intimidate people on the court. I think it's also one of those things where Mitt's just in his bag. Mitt's just feeling it at that time, and he just needs to let that eat. And I'm not ashamed.

That was Mitt's best tweet ever by a long shot. How about him? He was on Mutt Me last night too. He was doing all Mutt Me stuff. He was real excited to get in there. I didn't know he was such a Madden player. He's a big ultimate. I think he's ranked, right? He does ranked matches. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah.

He's top ten Madden player. In the world? Yeah, because he breaks down defense. The one time we were at the Super Bowl two years ago, he taught A.J. Hawk like different coverages. The cover two was. I should have known you were full of shit. Me and D-Bot, this side of the room, this side of the room, we want to let you know we're like, what if Mitt is like.

Savant. There could be a chance that Mitt is in our heads. Oh, yeah. Like, oh, that would make sense. Nothing I said was a lie. He's a huge Oldsmans team guy. He is. Is Mitt on?

In my defense, I was in my top 5%, like the bracket thing of who you can play, basically. Top.01, OF? Yeah. I was playing the top 5% people, and it's all ranked and stuff. How'd Muttme do last night? Matt, how is Muttme? Pretty good? I mean, I'm 5-0 with you.

I had like four picks. I didn't get to a second half because kids just kept quitting. Oh. That's what Muttme does. Intimidation right there. Throwing in the towel. So Muttme's not on everybody's team? How does that work?

No, he is on everybody's team. How does that work? No, he is on everybody's team. Just like you just get that pack as the opening pack, basically, of this new series or whatever. It's a bunch of promotions. They're going to put out people that you just have to buy, but they get you. I appreciate that. Yeah, there will be like a 99 Ray Lewis that they'll do.

Was Peyton and Eli? They were in, but I saw it at 98. I swear I saw it at 98. I swear I saw it at 98. If Mutt U on one team meets Mutt U on another team in the hole, does the game just explode? Stadium explodes, yeah. Oh, like Gotham did? Yep.

Whatever, Hines Ward was running? Correct. Bain. Right behind. Scored a touchdown. He outran it, yeah. He did. Wasn't really known for his speed, but I do appreciate Batman kind of recognizing that Hines Warren could do it all. Put him in the hole. In Gotham.

Have you run into another mutt me out there? He's gone. Mitt's gone. He's going back to play, probably. I hate Matt Fee. What do we do? Is that what he calls his butthole? Does he call his butthole Matt Fee?

That's not nice either. I agree. I'm just saying. That's the thing that screwed him here. Can we call Dan back, please? What did I do? I didn't do anything. I provided the platform for him to fart on,

and now it's my fault? I don't think so, Jack. You know, to make him not feel bad, we could call Kaboli and have him fart on here. Kaboli's farted before. He's an SBD guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Those are all seeping out. What is that? Silent but deadly. Dan should actually thank us because if it was another program, Kaboli's farted before. He's an SBD guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Those are all seeping out. They should actually thank us because if it was another program, a more professional program, they wouldn't have let him. What was... Who runs your Twitter account? I do.

What's this all about? What do I do? I didn't do anything. It works, man. What are you eating? Listen, we're not doing this Brad Pitt eating during the thing. And I know we just called you out of nowhere. What did I do? What did I do?

I would like to know, in that situation where your butthole started talking, what did I do? I can't even be serious with you, man. What are you, chucking a glass of milk, eating some fruit over there, getting you some coffee? Get that butthole a little bit more active? I haven't ate. I'm eating yogurt.

Well, I want to let you know, even though you hate me, we love you, Dan, don't we? Yes, we do. Love you, Dan. Love me loves you, too. We appreciate you, ladies and gentlemen. I have a thousand text messages right now of people going, Oh, my gosh. And I'm like,

I just wanted to have like a quiet Tuesday. Let's talk about UConn ball. I just want to talk about UConn ball, D-Buck, even though you didn't text me back yesterday. I just want to talk about UConn ball. He's busy. We're on the road. We got Coach

Hurley on tomorrow. Nice. So we're going to talk UConn ball. That's coaching college road. We got Coach Hurley on tomorrow. Nice. So we're going to talk UConn ball. That's coaching college basketball. We'll probably have to show him that clip. He's not going to fart all over the program, hopefully. He's a little bit more professional than that. Dan was on campus. Hopefully his windshield wipers aren't on.

Okay, yeah. I mean, certainly. You do this, whatever the case is. It doesn't really matter. Hey, Dan, even though you're putting out into the universe that you hate me, which is very – I didn't know that was very Jesus-like. That's weird. I know. God bless you. Easter was just a couple days ago.

We love you, Dan. We love you, Dan. Just need you to know that. I'm getting a lot of hearts on that. That's a lot of likes. Likes mean nothing on that platform, but it means, yeah, we saw it. Anyways, all right. I appreciate you. We love you. We love you, Dan. Ladies and gentlemen, Dan Roloski.

I don't even know why we. We love you, Dan. Ladies and gentlemen, Dan Roloff. Yeah, Dan. I don't even know why we're going to have another hour. Yeah. That was good Tuesday. Might as well run it back. Maybe we'll just run that clip. Yeah. On loop.

Next two hours. Essentially. Like, it's undeniable undeniable yeah i mean i i could hear windshield wipers there a little bit but i'm a first impression first narrative i hear oh yeah so you're gonna be hard to get me off of that you can hear anything when you're thinking of it after the fact when you're listening do you think the closed captioning people got it fart dan or lofty that's a good question massive fart you're listening for. Do you think the closed captioning people got it? Fart. Dan Orlofsky, massive fart. Dan, we're

proud of you. Thank you for doing that for everybody. Because everybody poops. Some people are scared to talk about it. Dan's not, though. Dan says, don't let my mouth do the talking. Let my asshole do it. And for that, we thank him. And that's why we love him. Thank you, Dan. Thank you, Dan. That boy, Dan. And for that, we thank him.

And that's why we love him. Thank you, Dan. Thank you, Dan. That boy, Dan. You know who else we love? I mean, what a perfect day for somebody to come on the show and fart all over themselves. Dude Wipes, first time ever being a sponsor on an ESPN show. Congratulations, Dude Wipes.

So, Dude Wipes. Hey, we got a chance to meet the dudes that founded Dude Wipes. And I've been a wet wipe ass wiper since 2009. Get drafted to Indianapolis Colts, go to training camp. Training camp, you're staying in a dorm. Dorm, obviously, you got a public john or whatever. I go in there one night. I think Austin Colley had left his wet wipes in the thing.

So my immediate thought when I look at it, somebody brought a baby? Somebody brought a baby to training camp. That's crazy to do that. And then I was like, let me dabble with this. Game changer. Life changer. Holy hell, portable bidet.

I'm living high life with these wet wipes. Then dude wipes came around and said, hey buddy, you're not the only one. We love doing that as well. And I think a lot of men are potentially a little bit against, you know, certain things that have a narrative. Maybe espresso martinis. Sure. Maybe the name scares you a little bit. Let me tell you what dude wipes will do to your butthole

though. You take this in the bathroom, when you take a dump, you're going to have a much better happiness on the other side than he did going in. And I know toilet paper is something that's been around for a long time. Don't we need to evolve a little bit? Why are we rubbing single plyply paper on our butthole? We got to sit on that every single day. What we need to do is a nice, soft, I don't want to say wet.

Moist. I mean, moist. Moist, delicate flour, white, that sends you on the rest of the day in beautiful fashion. And as we get to a break here, and some of us might be running into John right now, we'll be taking our dudes, dude wipes with us. Because you can be a friend,

tell a friend something nice. It might change their life. Just like dude wipes. Let's have a great second hour. I don't know how we're going to follow up, Dan. Hooping on the show. Sports! Going to be tough to talk about with what just happened on our particular program.

Although everybody likes to let a little gas out of their butthole every once in a while, what Dan Orlovsky just did for the second time on national TV was nothing short of impressive and inspiring. Thank you to Dan for being so courageous. Let his butthole do that. Thank you, Dan. On national TV. We're proud of you, Dan. The talk stib was here at Boston Connor and at Ty Schmidt.

You break it, you own it. Nice Caitlin Clark shirt there. Hell yeah. You know, I figured if there's ever a day to wear it, why not wear it today when the Hawks are going dancing to their second consecutive final four in a row? How you doing? Keep it moving.

One half of the hammer. God! Cowboys, Tone Diggs is here. Tone, what are we betting on tonight? Tonight, baseball. Heavy, heavy baseball tonight. And then, obviously, Rob Avovola. Tone.

Okay. What's that like? You just farted out of your mouth. Well, I do that every day. And I don't deny it. Dan Orlowski thought we set him up. He thought we hit a fart sound out of your mouth. Well, I do that every day, and I don't deny it. Dan Orlovsky thought we set him up. He thought we hit a fart sound while he was talking. It'd be cool if we had that capability.

What you're talking about is Rob Avula of the Indiana State Sycamores who are in the NIT semifinal this evening alongside a bunch of baseball. Last night was electrifying. The Elite Eight for the women showed up. Obviously, you know, the Kaitlyn Clark-Angel Reese National Championship rematch was fantastic. But how about Paige Buckets and Juju battling right afterwards? It was a beautiful evening.

A women's college basketball UConn alum, a man who thinks that his school just owns basketball now because they're the only ones that have won on the men's and women's side in the same year. They've done it twice already. Ladies and gentlemen, Darius Butler. This March Madness is awesome for you guys. It is. It is. West Virginia hasn't been in a tournament forever.

You guys just every year, like, our women and our men might win it. That has to be so cool. Yeah, men fell off for a little bit and then got back there. Kimba got one. Shabazz got one. And then so they've just been with five now. We're going on six right now. From the women's side, we were three seed,

which is kind of unheard of for us up there in stores, but back in the final four where we belong. Hell yeah, congrats to UConn, obviously Big E school, which we got a lot of pride for around here. Joining us now is a president of Ohio, a man who's the all time leading tackler for the Green Bay Packers, father of 10, probably deals with farts and poops all the time. Ladies and gentlemen, AJ.

AJ. Yeah, so I was watching When Dana was on, and the closed captioning person Whoever it is, they got it They did a great job I believe it said, inaudible, muffled, muffled And then it said, Dan farts Exclamation mark, I think a couple times Wow

There you have it I like to keep the CC on Because I think it helps me become a better reader as well. So I listen and I read. I have CC on everything, by the way. Everything. TV, at night, even stand-up comedy. Especially accents. If anyone has an accent, I'm absolutely, I need to read it.

WWE right now is like the United Nations. There are so many different accents. In a room last night, there was eight people that could speak Spanish, one person that was Australian, and another who's from Ireland. And the amount of accents that were just popping off as you walk through the hallway, it's like, damn, we're all kind of speaking the same language, but I'm not 100% sure the dialect or what you're exactly saying. But I think those are Internet videos that have led us to do that in real life on TV as well.

I watch stand-up comedy with closed captions and I like, it's easier to get all the jokes. It's like, oh, brilliant, okay, the setup. But then I'm reading a punchline before he's even saying it. It's like, ugh. I don't know what to do. But I've become a reader-watcher as well. So I'm happy to hear that the stenographer for the closed captioning

understood what was taking place right in front of our eyes. Somehow, Dan Orlovsky ripped his ass cheeks open on national TV for the second time in his professional career. That man is a weapon out there. So is his butt. I feel bad just because he kind of went against everything he stands for

and tweets out all this hate speech. We're coming off of Easter where he has risen and now you're tweeting out to everybody about hating people. That's not right. That's not Christian, Dan. Well, you know, the devil's walking around all the time. He is, I guess. Those shoulders. And Dan's butt caused him to fart.

He was letting some toxins out, wasn't he? Yeah. Hey, let's go back to actual sports here instead of what Dan's butt's doing or talking about. Four times. Four times you replayed. That's it. Four times.

Had to. Might as well make it a clean five. I have not. It was awesome. I was crying my eyes out. Because as it happened, I'm like, no way did Dan Orlovsky do this. Doesn't even break his – No, no.

Shocked. You should have owned it. You should have just owned it. You got to own that. He didn't. He said he hated me. Yep. I don't think that's very nice.

You know, because people that follow him him A lot of them hate me too So now I'm in a line of fire Because his butthole is talking on the platform He wants a quiet Tuesday, what about you? Now I'm just going to get him to hurry up We hate him too I don't know what happened Yeah, he was talking shit

Poop particles flying around His new dry cleaning in that Headed straight back to the dry cleaners. Suits are going to stink. It's expensive. A couple of farts for him. We got to get eyes on whoever's sitting next to him. The next time he's on TV.

We have got to be the worst show ever. Oh, it's not close. I mean, in Dan's power rankings. Yeah. No, I'm just talking about as a whole. Whatever it comes to to how shows operate. What are you going to do? What do you mean?

It's a pretty standard show. I was going to say, he's lucky. He's lucky it happened on our show because other shows have just moved on and everyone said, oh, Dan farted on that show. We gave him a chance to at least blame windshield wipers, which it was not. But at least that narrative is out there for him. All right.

Let's move along. We'll bring it up again for sure, probably next three months. It's off-season? Yeah. We'll be thinking about that for a while. It'll be like a two, three times weekly type deal. The fart hurt around the internet. Go back, break it down.

How about all those airports? People are traveling today. A lot of weather, a lot of delays. People are just kind of posted up, looking up at ESPN. Dan Orlovsky farts. What's wrong with this guy? Is that the right caption? This guy's got no coos. I thought it was the other guy that had no coos. Did it say farts

right there? And then they go to their phone immediately. Let me look this up. That thing's already got 250,000 views on here. That's gone. He did fart. That's going to be at a million in 2030. That might be our fastest climber. That might be our fastest climber. That might be our fastest swimmer, that particular

video. When I went to the bathroom in there, I just opened to see the post, and I'm like, a lot of people have heard Dan fart on TV. Yep. Cool. Are they being nice to Dan? I see a lot of people saying, Dan's doing what everybody does. Everybody farts. Everybody poops. Yeah. No one's mad

about it. They're just mad he's lying about it. Why you always lying? Why you always lying? Pretty loud. I don't know how he just kept going. It also took him a while to come up with the windshield. Yeah, he turned that thing on. It was like five minutes later.

Actually, I think it was the windshield. Why does he hate me? Yeah, he shouldn't put that out there. To your point about the airport, too. The amount of people that will come up to the airport and he has to say. What's going on? Feels like Zito captioned the video. No, that's what you saw, right?

Yeah, that was what you saw? Muffled. Yep, there it is. That's it. All right. That's real. That was not Muffled. Yep, there it is. That's it. All right. That's real. That was not Zito. No, they got him.

That was Dick Good's cousin. Yeah, Dick Good said that to me right now. Ed Good. How about when Roman called Michael Cole Richard Kreider? Do you remember that? Mm-hmm. They got a chance to talk about that last night. That's pretty good.

That was pretty good. They got a chance to chat about that last night. Well, Richard Kreider was supposed to come out on Raw, but Michael Cole never acted like a little baby and brought it up. So Richard Kreider was coming out so fast. As soon as he brought it up, oh, what? He thought your name was Richard Kreider, and now you're going to cry about it?

Oh, you're one of the Cody Crybabies? I was going to do a full on. Last night was awesome. Yeah. Let's not talk about Monday Night Raw, though, because obviously in sports there is record-breaking ratings, we assume, coming right down the pipe for a rematch of the national championship between LSU and Iowa.

I got to watch the game afterwards as we were flying back to Indianapolis and then re-watched most of the highlights this morning. Kaitlyn Clark was stupendous. Obviously, that Iowa team is ready to run. We got a chance to chat with Coach Lisa Bluter earlier in the first hour before Dan Orlovsky farted all over everything, and she talked about the pace in which they play is like a strategy. Most of these teams can do it for maybe a quarter, maybe two quarters. But we run for the entire game.

That's an advantage. We knew we were going to be able to put them away. And what she did here, we personality profile conversated about it last hour, about everything we've learned about this particular woman. Last night, she was going to dominate. Losing in the national championship to basically this same team to uh you know getting it rubbed in her face with you can't see me from angel reese the ring the celebrations afterwards the people saying she's not great because she didn't win a championship like everything we know about caitlin

told us that last night she was going to go absolutely bananas but for her to live up to the hype yet again and have her best performance of the tournament in the national championship rematch, we're watching greatness. We have to appreciate it. And thank you to women's basketball for having this LSU team be who this LSU team is in this moment last night being so magical, AJ.

Yeah, I think it's pretty rare for games to not only live up to some crazy hype they have, but this pretty much exceeded the hype. All the stars were the stars. We got to see what we up to some crazy hype they had, but this pretty much exceeded the hype. All the stars were the stars. We got to see what we wanted to see. But Kaitlin, I think people kind of take it for granted as well. Like, oh, well, of course she's so good. She averages whatever, 30 points a game, however much, probably more than that.

Of course she's going to come and score a 41. No, it's not a given. It's not an easy thing to do when the whole team is trying to stop her on the biggest stage, and she's able to do this. So, yeah, I think that's why. Yeah, that shot made that really hard. That shot's impossible. Going fading to your left with someone in your face.

Like, come on now. That's NBA 3, deeper than NBA 3. That's Steph Curry range there. Behind the back, step back, quick release. That thing's up and out so fast. It's like those one shots, impossible. Let alone putting up 41 of them whenever the whole world is expecting you to and if you don't and i know angel reese takes a lot of heat we thought

she was playing the heel instead you know afterwards you you know even the heels are humans and we got to see that so angel we apologize for anything that was said to you that you were like whoa whoa but shout that lsu team Because of what that LSU team did, it created Kaitlin to play the way she played last night. And Coach Lisa Bluter, when we're talking to her, I appreciate how much she appreciates Kaitlin. When Kaitlin came out in that third quarter and knocked down that long one, is what she called it,

I felt pretty good at that moment. It's like, yeah, hell yeah. And that whole team has rallied around her. They've been trying to bring up, like, Kaitlin's not a good teammate. Kaitlin this, they got a hater. It's like, from everything we've heard, they understand the deal here.

And we go, as that one goes, and what's happening right now, she's playing her best ball time. Well, you talk about it with Peyton all the time as a teammate. You think he was just the most jolly, like, oh, playing grab ass with guys. I'm sure a lot of times guys were like, man, Peyton Manning's a prick. But guess what?

On Sunday, like, oh, okay, well, this is why he's a prick. This guy's unbelievable. When it's time for the game, like, guess what? It's time for the game. Like, no grab ass. I mean, you saw it at the end of the game when it was kind of in hand. She kind of, like, exhales a little bit, and she's smiling and being jovial with her teammates.

But while the game's going on, yeah, she's the Terminator. She's a psycho. Well, Michael Jordan said it in the last dance. Some people call me an asshole. He said, well, you've never won nothing. Still teared up. 30 years later, still teared up. You watch the clips, and it's like, damn,

why don't you just blitz her or double her? the way she passes the ball like she's always it's almost like joker or a lebron or somebody like you're always gonna find the right spot her teammates know exactly where to be well to hit their shots to be available not only in the full court but in the half court and for a defense just always pressure just like playing defense and you know in football like if it's a chip kelly style hurry upup offense where it's like you're so limited in what you can do defensively, the communication, you get bad matchups, like everything she does from wire to wire. Then you're playing for 40 minutes.

And a lot of the women – Blowing up. What, are you tired? Yeah. Just full goal, the conditioning. It's incredible what they're doing. Tired also makes you – everybody thinks about physically not being able to track whatever.

But mentally, too, you're going to start making mistakes. That Haley Van, oh, buddy. What a night. What are you supposed to do? I mean, what can you do? She had her hand in her face in almost all of them. What? She was even like blocking her off, like when they were

crossing mid-court, she was trying to deny her the ball. What do you want? What do you want from me? What am I supposed to me? Yeah, exactly. What am I supposed to do? This thing is unconscious right now. Yeah, yeah. And, like, you know, and Kim Mulkey,

we know whenever she was playing defense for the Lady Texters. Boy. Okay, we've seen the video. We've all seen it. Three-quarter zip uniforms. Yep. She was smacking the floor. No easy buckets.

Yeah, end line to end line. She brings Haley out of the game, you know, and she's like, ah, come on, and she's like, oh, I've got to go back out there. Kaitlin was going to cook anybody. I am a firm believer that anybody would have got it last night from Kaitlin Clark, from everything that happened last year in the national championship, AJ. Yeah, I mean, not all the pressure, but I know leading up to it,

all the talking heads or the talk was, who has more pressure on them? And I guess Kaitlin and Iowa probably does because LSU won it all last year and beat them in the championship. So, yeah, I mean, there's, yeah, the biggest, you know, when the lights are brightest, this is what we, I guess, come to expect, but you should not expect something of this level.

Like, this is unbelievable. Who's the one receiving the long passes most of the time? Five? Who's five there running 44? Oh, Hannah Stolke. Yeah. Hey. It's really all of them, though. Yeah.

A falter. That was the other thing. They had two girls last night. Kate Martin is the other one. I think she's a fifth-year senior. She scored 20 last night. I think she averages like 12. And then a falter averages like eight, and she scored like 16 or 17 last night.

So that was kind of the big knock on Iowa coming in was like, obviously, Kaitlin's going to do this, but they need the other girls who are going to have open looks from three to knock them down, and they have been knocking them down. She shoots from so far. It's awesome. Well, that's the thing with Van Lith in terms of being – Look how far out she's defending.

She's at the logo defending. It's physically exhausting. She has to pick her up at half court because she'll pull up from two steps inside. What can you do? Nothing. And now Paige Buckets has got to get something because she wasn't recruited to UConn. Sorry about it, D-Butt.

Sorry about it, D-Butt. I can't wait to see it. It's going to be a great matchup. The Friday games are going to be incredible. We were talking about South Carolina. If there's any chance that NC State comes out like they did against Texas and they're just lighting it up from three, and there's that possible upset between those two before the Iowa-Yukon game,

that would be incredible. Is that the order right there? Yeah, so if South Carolina were to lose first, that would be absurd. Yes, it would be awesome as the night goes on. Let's talk about the NFL a little bit as the women's March Madness has been amazing as has the men's March Madness. Carson Wentz is signed with Kansas City Chiefs. He's going to be a multiple-time Super Bowl champion.

Hell yeah. Just like Peyton. Congrats, Carson. Proud of you, buddy. Still getting a gig. Still working out. Still going to a team that obviously is going to be fantastic. Feels like Carson Wentz is a perfect fit for the Scanton City Chiefs.

Now Andy Reid is going to have to figure out if Patrick Mahomes gets hurt and Carson Wentz goes out there, how do you keep him from spraining both of his ankles on one play? As a backup role, how do you keep Carson Wentz from endangering his actual livelihood on a football field? Because this is a bloodhound. This guy will sniff something out, a play out, until he is dead or the play is completely over and the ball is going the opposite direction. The highs of Carson Wentz are incredibly high.

We're talking elite quarterback. We're talking top five, top ten quarterback whenever he is playing on top of the world. The other side of Carson Wentz is when he is shot putting a left-handed interception pick six for zero yards to a division rival in an AFC South championship game in the fourth quarter, which is what he actually did do with the Indianapolis Colts. Now the very next drive, though, he was scrambling, fell over, got tackled, put the ball on the ground, balanced himself off it, threw it into triple coverage.

Michael Pittman Jr. goes and makes a play. All of a sudden, we're playing Carson Wentz football. He is an actual roller coaster of football, but as a backup role, feels like a good spot. He can make every throw. If he was to learn the offense, which hopefully he'll be able to do in the time period that he will have for the Chiefs, this is a great signing for them.

I feel like it's perfect for them. And this is another backup quarterback who's a little bit aged who's going to be able to ride the Kansas City Chiefs train to probably another Super Bowl, just like Blaine Gabbert was able to do with the Chiefs and just like Moore, I think was his name. Yeah, Matt Moore. Matt Moore a few years back was able to do. This is a good signing. Yeah, Matt Moore. Matt Moore, a few years back, was able to do. This is a good signing.

We're happy for Carson Wentz, a man whose career will certainly be studied and documentaries will be made about. Yeah, Will, and if you were kind of in that, think about where he's at in his career. If you're going to go and be a backup, let's go be a backup for Patrick Mahomes, a team that's going to win a ton of games. We know that. You're going to learn a lot more and have a lot more fun

than if you're on a team that is winning three or four games a year. Man, think about him and that kid from Wales in practice squad. They're going to be playing so many games. Yeah, Carson Wentz might be punting the ball down the field by the end of this thing. Think about it now. I mean, we saw that picture of him and Aaron Donald. The only thing that stopped Carson Wentz was a hip drop tackle.

Now that that's out of the game, this guy might be a top five, top ten quarterback. So is that considered a hip drop tackle there because Aaron Donald, the only thing that stopped Carson Wentz was a hip drop tackle. Now that that's out of the game, this guy might be a top five, top ten quarterback. So is that considered a hip drop tackle there because Aaron Donald seemingly utilizes gravity? Yeah, looks like he's unweighted. We need to ask whoever's making those rules. Somebody on the internet put together, it was incredible narration, and I apologize for not knowing the name. NFL Next or Who's Next? They put together a lot of my tackles and voiced over it and uh the commentators i mean they should pay him

all the money to commentate stuff he made me sound and look awesome and i appreciate him all my tackles were hip drop tight did you know that no not at all i mean trident holiday one was not there's one i had against jack Jacksonville where I just kind of dove. I think it was my first NFL tackle. I literally just dove full body. But everything else was pretty much hip drop tackle, and I did not know that about me. Maybe that's why I was so angry.

You're a dirty player. You're a dirty player. You're trying to end guys' careers. That's not against the rules, Ben. Dirty player. You got 99 dirtiness, too? No! Bunchy.

Dirtiness in a good way, maybe. Like, that guy's dirty. Not like Dirty Butthole. No, like Christina Aguilera. Like, that guy's sick. Speaking of, I mean, Dan Orlowski FaceTimed me in the middle of the show. Think he's taking a dump. Before he gets to Sean Serrani with NBA updates.

From the toilet. Yeah, he's pooping. He's like, this is what a fart sounds like. What if he is not impressed with the fart? After listening to it back, that was not my best work. Check this out. You think Dan is just, was he calling me? Dan, you called me.

We're live. We're still live. We're on the air if you want to fart again. Dude, you got to stop saying that I did that. I didn't. Why is he so defensive? What's done is done. No, yeah.

Dan, it's okay. Everybody farts, Dan. Yeah, I know. I fart all the time. We know. Duh. Duh. I come home 20 minutes after being on your show,

and now AJ's talking about it with you guys. That's big news. I don't know if you've seen the internet. Everybody's talking about your butthole. You saw the subtype. Huh? Because of you. This is classic 2024 non-accountability.

You fart on my show, my fault all of a sudden. Your butthole, lad, my fault all of a sudden, Dan. This is so 2024 of you, I can't take it. Why would I? Why would? First of all, I haven't ate it. Why would I? First of all, I haven't ate since yesterday afternoon. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I haven't ate since yesterday afternoon up until that yogurt. Two, if I farted, why wouldn't I say I farted? Three, when Zito just tweeted out the friggin' still frame of it, I'm not even making any form of reaction or movement at all. Wait, no, you got a loose butt. That's what I'm saying. I didn still frame of it. I'm not even making any form of reaction or movement at all.

Wait, no, you got a loose butt. That's what I'm saying. I didn't even realize. Why do I keep answering your friggin' phone? You called me! What the hell? Nobody cares about the Gretzky tweet anymore, now, though. If it means anything, we do have some good news from the

Hockey Talk boys in the back. Nobody cares about what you said about Wayne Gretzky anymore, even though it did get clarified that you didn't mean any offense to that. That's good news. You're out of one war. Now, you're in another ballpark, which is everybody farts, Dan. You're the face of people that have loose buttholes. That's good.

People needed you. You're a martyr. Technically, if someone has a loose butthole when they fart, you probably wouldn't make any noise, right? Well, yeah, you're sitting on that leather. Tight sphincter still, though. Yeah. Loose bottle, tight sphincter.

Jeez. That's a mean combo. So there's too much going on right now in that realm. What do you mean? We appreciate you. We're very thankful. Here, listen. We'll go to the NBA real quick. Ladies and gentlemen, join us now.

Insider for the Athletic and FanDuel TV. Ladies and gentlemen, Shams Sharanya. Shams, we know you're very busy. Did you hear Dan Orlovsky farted in the first hour on ESPN? I did not hear that. He didn't hear about it, Dan. Look at that. Don't know you, but appreciate your integrity.

Dan, I'm a big fan. I appreciate you as well. Can we get a – I mean, I'll take a repeat, though, if you want to. Okay, actually, we do have the video. Shams, let's let you judge here. See, Dan? Dan, we're going to try to do journalism. Shams is a good guy.

Integrity. Nope, nope, nope. Nah, just run it. Lightly rain. I think he just got muted. I think he just got muted. I think he just muted him. I don't hear anything. I don't know.

Just listen close. Daniel, I'm sorry. Let's run this video here. Let's run this video. It's impossible to be at the top at both of those, essentially. I need to hear the context. I want to give our guys... Shut up!

All right, Dan, we appreciate you. He said it sounded like a fart. We're proud of you, though. You're representing a whole new crew, Dan. You're a hero. You should eat more, too. Bye. No, the question is, what is he eating? That's the question.

Baked beans? Hasn't eaten since yesterday. Bye. No, the question is, what is he eating? That's the question. It's not eating. It sounds like he's doing a separate. Baked beans? Hasn't eaten since yesterday. Yesterday. The way he says yesterday. I don't want what he's eating. I will say that. I don't want what that was.

I don't want that. Shams, we appreciate you not farting all over our show. I mean, people attack us for a lot of things. Flatulence? Is that what it's called? Flatulence. Flatulence is the newest gimmick, is what people were going to say. We didn't plan that.

No. We didn't plan anything. And people are going to point to the dude wipes like we did. It'd be cool. Pretty sweet, though. Yeah, perfect. Thank you, Dan, for doing it. Not planned.

Anyway, Shams, you ever use dude wipes or you use paper? You use toilet paper. Toilet paper is always the way to go. It is not. No, it's not. I've never heard somebody more wrong. At least for me. It's sanitary, gets the job done.

That's where you're wrong. Listen, I'm very, very clean. I'm a cleanly guy. I'm big on that. Cleanliness is very, very important. You got to stay fresh. Come on, Pat. You know that. Yeah, I agree. And you look like a guy who probably doesn't need to wipe if I had to guess.

But if you ever do, if you ever do, I got to change up. You need to relax over there. Okay, let's move on to basketball. Let's talk basketball. D-Butt, this is disgusting the way you're treating us. What the hell?

UConn's really showing up here. Farting all over the place. You're both in the Final Four. Way to go. Shams, first things first. DJ BJ. DJ Burns Jr.

The conversation on the internet is immediately like, NFL GMs love this guy. Oh my God, he's going to be an NFL guy. He's going to play left tackle. The NBA is not a DJ, BJ place. Do we not think that he's going to be able to be a professional basketball player? And have you talked to any of the NBA people about what's going on in March Madness? Are they paying attention to who's potentially going to be the guy?

You know, a player, like, with his stature, the way he's built, I mean, a lot of his game is going to have to be on development. He's going to have to develop in the proper shape. It'll be curious. I don't know if he's a four. Can he play? Can he shoot? Can he play the five at the NBA level?

Now, more and more, you're seeing guys space the floor. You're seeing up-tempo style guys playing faster so I think for him development's going to be big I mean obviously he's got a very very unique build he's able to do very well along with that he at the NCAA level but for them the biggest thing is going to be now today's NBA how fast-paced the game has become guys at that position they're stretching the floor they're shooting they're running they're they're going coast to coast. It's just going to be about if he can keep up at that level. But listen, I mean,

teams are definitely going to scout him. We'll see where he's at in the process. And if he... I am curious, does he look into the NFL? I think those questions definitely have to be asked. I think NFL people are very excited about the possibilities because he appears to be an absolute DOH! Mentally, and then physically, he is a weapon. You can't let him. I think NFL people are very excited about the possibilities because he appears to be an absolute DUMB!

Mentally, and then physically, he is a weapon. You can't let him. Once it gets right here, it's over. Right here. And then, it's happening. It's over. It's been fun to watch. Let's talk NBA, shall we, Shams? I heard the other day, somebody was surprised, and I think it was the internet,

said, LeBron James is almost done. Whoa. Whoa. This is his 21st year. He's almost 40 years old. He's almost done. Here's LeBron James talking about his future and how it's not that long. Not very long. I'm on the other side, obviously at a hill,

so I'm not going to play another 21 years. That's the damn show. Not very long. I don't know when that door will close as far as when I very long. I don't know when that door will close as far as when I retire, but I don't have much time left. Thanks, LJ. He's icing those tires on the 2003 Escalade,

getting the ice off the feet there, but obviously he doesn't have much time left. Is there any clarification or idea of when this, because he wants to play with his kid, right? Is that this year? Is that next year? Do you have any thoughts on all that, and what are we looking at here for LeBron, you think, going you think going forward yeah pat most people i talk to around lebron james about lebron james one to two more years is definitely the expectation that lebron james is still going to play another year or two but it's obvious i mean based on his

comments he's at the end of the road um and and for players of lebron james's stature it's it's hard to come to grips with the reality of retirement. And I spoke to Rich Paul actually today about LeBron James, his future, and the openness that LeBron James is talking with about retirement and about being at the end of the road. And Rich Paul told me it's like landing a plane. You don't just land right away. When you're 45 minutes out, when you're about to descend, there's a warning. There's a

little bit of an announcement and i think that's where rich paul kind of said this is that this is it's about 45 minutes away it's it's definitely descending um and oftentimes like rich paul told me today everyone around lebron james their whole life has been about him whether it's his kids uh his two boys who are now grown up uh his daughter who's obviously very unique zuri she's a star in her own right his wife savannah she's been with him since high school and and everything has been around him everyone everyone around him has evolved their life around him and i think it's some level of selflessness understanding that this this time it's gonna come up to a close here very soon i mean it's it's reality. He's 39 years old, 21st NBA season.

Honestly, he could have retired a couple years ago, three years ago, if he really wanted to. There's not really much for him. He's already won a champion. He's won four championships. He's won, obviously, the two in Miami. He won one on his own in Cleveland, another one on his own in L.A. He's proven that all-time leading scorer in NBA history.

So not much tangibly for him to prove, but clearly he still loves the game, still wants to win a ring in L. He's proven that. All-time leading scorer in NBA history. Not much tangibly for him to prove, but clearly he still loves the game. Still wants a win ring in LA. I still think people around him, people around the league, still believe he's going to play another one or two years, but beyond that, I'm not so sure. That's big news, I feel like. We're getting a little bit of

a declaration of this entire thing. It'll be a sad day. It's like landing a plane, Pat. That's what Rich Paul toldul told me it's like landing a plane he's at about the 45 minutes haven't put the landing gear down down yet well yeah how long is the flight la yeah not yet not not yet i mean we don't know how long the flight the flight's probably been this is a cross country i'm waking up probably five ten minutes to get ready for landing. Yep. Okay, that's what I got going on. I mean, this is year 21.

What are we comparing that to? Is that like a 12-hour flight? It's like China to New York City, probably Tokyo to L.A. Yeah, it feels like we're going to Japan there. It feels like we're going to Japan. It's a long flight, and he's on that trek now. 45 minutes to Japan, you feel like you're already there. You know what I mean? I assume he feels like we're already going

down for landing because I already had my full sleep in the pod twice I watched The Godfather two times. You know what I mean? Maybe took some sort of gummy or four talk to everybody. I really hope you didn't eat what Dan ate, though.

See, you did think he farted. You were trying to do the whole, I want a context thing. He farted all over our show. I do need context. I mean, you never know. He might have had beans. There's a lot of entry points

to give Dan a way to understand. Sean's understanding. You're saying beans, beans, the magical fruit. Could be. The more you toot. Is that what you're saying, Sean? I don't know if it's scientifically proven, but I have heard the theory, yes. Well, he was also eating hard-boiled eggs, drinking coffee, and a glass of milk.

It's like, no wonder. You could get the job done. No wonder, Dan. You're pooping all over everything okay so lebron doesn't have a landing gear down yet but we certainly got the runway in sight and we're talking about everybody needs to put the tables up and go ahead and lift your back up to he did just have 40 points against brooklyn though so like on the court i mean the level he's playing at and i think he's shooting 41 from three like it's it's it's pretty

remarkable like when i first started paying attention to basketball really following basketball um mid-2000s uh you know as we got into 2010 and 11 and 12 i mean the big knock on lebron james was his jumper that he wasn't a good shooter like the spurs during the 2007 finals they gave him so much space that literally the game plan for lebron james was let him shoot and now the way he's able to so late in his career change his game um where he's now literally he's a lethal three-point shooter now like he is making them it's a surprise when he misses so late into his career i don't know if you can compare him to jason kidd or what but he's able the way he's been able to develop his game, mature his game year after year after year,

still have the athleticism to go coast to coast, dunk whenever he wants in the fast break. He's got a lot left. And so even whenever he does retire, whether it's in a year or two years, he's obviously going to still have some stuff left in the tank. But when it's time, it's time. And I think him speaking about it, he's normalizing it for himself and everyone around him. Yeah, I appreciate that.

It's going to be sad to see it over. He also assists a lot. He's like Wayne Gretzky. He's all like Wayne Gretzky. Kaelin Clark. I saw somebody, Rob Carter, said Kaelin Clark needs to go to the NBA, not WNBA. Really?

Have you heard about that? Have you talked about that at all, Sean? Is the man? Kalen Clark, Indiana Fever, soon come. I know you're excited. Well, you've got season tickets. Damn right. Is the man in Indy going to be Anthony Richardson, Tyrese Halliburton,

and everybody going to check out the Indiana Fever? I think so. I think so. Go ahead, A.J. Hawk. Sean, one more thing on LeBron. Once he does land that plane and he is done playing basketball is he going to own a team like what's he going to do do you have any kind of insight on what his future looks like because it feels like he's going to own maybe multiple teams in different leagues aj his goal has always been own an nba team at least the last few years his goal has morphed into own an nba team and own

that team in las vegas he's been open about it he's talked about it i think behind the scenes internally around him he's he's continued to game plan around that we'll see where they where the nba stands on that process i still think it's a few years out definitely after the media rights deal over the next year or so but i i definitely think that's a vision of his. Obviously, with Spring Hill Media, that company is obviously doing a lot of different projects off the court. Documentary, they've got this Netflix series, this NBA-focused Netflix show that they're doing as well now. So there's a lot that's involved. But I think LeBron James is going to be able to do whatever he wants at the end of the day once he retires. But I do think his focus has been that Las Vegas thing.

I think he was rapping a song the other day. I don't know if you saw, Shams. You broke any news. There might be some champagne poppies. Not necessarily as pumped with where the allegiances were drawn. I saw people liking posts and stuff. Oh, yeah. K-Dot.

Red Dot. LeBron's singing at a wine party. Yeah. His favorite party. His friends. Which parties are we talking about right now? Which parties are we talking about, Sean?

What are you talking about? I'm just listening to what you guys are talking about. Oh, play dumb, Shams. Okay, love that. D-Bot's got a question for you, Shams. Let me ask you about Ant-Man and his squad. We had Perk here last week, and he said they got the best defense in the league.

What do you say defense is like? They're on your ass like back pockets. They're on your ass like back pockets. We know Ant-Man is a superstar, probably one of the faces of this league. Do you think they have enough to actually make a run, not only at Western Conference, but in the finals to win it all? I do think they have enough because this team has all the ingredients that it takes. You have a veteran point guard, Mike Conley Jr. Obviously, Anthony Edwards, he's one of the faces of the NBA already.

I think that's fair to say. He's a guy that I was talking to uh his business manager Justin Holland uh the other day and when you talk about Anthony Edwards he's a guy that's going to be a candidate to be on Team USA coming up and Justin Holland his business manager told me we're not just trying to just go to Team USA to sit at the bench just from a competitive level obviously he would if he has to but from a competitive level he wants to go in there and he wants to start on that team like that's the way he's wired that's where his competitive juices are at and that's the team that's gonna have the likes of lebron james kevin durant stephan

curry jason tatum tons of big name hall of fame type of guys yes that's where his competitive juices are at that's where his mindset's at and i think we've seen that uh transform itself around this tim rolls team like their spirit ever since he's taken this step over the last year or two you can just feel that aura around the organization rudy gobert trading for him uh you know a couple summers ago he's been massive for them and the carl anthony towns he all-star caliber year he kind of went under the radar how selfless he was allowing anthony edwards to be the face of this team after carl anthony town was the face year after year after year and now he's out with the tour meniscus but there is optimism uh he could be back before the end of the regular season which

is good news for the timberwolves uh but even still they're they're geared up uh if you think about last year in the playoffs they gave the denver nuggets a pretty competitive first round series they're probably the most equipped team to beat a team like Denver just because they've got the size, they've got the wing depth. Jaden McDaniels on the wing, great. I think I came on. We were talking about Jaden McDaniels. He got $136 million.

That's right. Jesus. We had to educate the PMS family about Jaden McDaniels. He's been a great defender for them. Great defender. Great two-way player. And I think this team does have the ingredients to potentially make noise. Hey, let's talk about Team USA a little bit more.

Tony Diggs has a question for you. Yeah, Shams, I believe this guy is going to play for Team USA. Correct me if I'm wrong. But also he may return to the 76ers tonight, I believe you reported. Joel Embiid in the Sixers, terrible when he does not play. Does everyone in the league think he has a chance now that he's back going forward for the playoffs? Can they compete with the Celtics?

I think that everyone knows if Joel Embiid is coming back now and feels like he's 100%, it's because he truly has put in the time rehabbing and he when joel and b wants to step back on the floor he wants to be joel and b he does not want to be a guy that's a shell of himself especially after taking two months off this late into the year uh i think his mindset he knows his body he's so smart about his body when i talk to people around joel and b like he he's been through so many different injuries um he has such a great understanding about his body when i talk to people around joel and be like he he's been through so many different injuries um he has such a great understanding about his his own body and his the temperament of when he's ready when he's not ready and and so when he steps back on the floor i have no doubt in my mind of course you know could there be a minute's limit or ramp up period

of course but he's gonna be ready and yeah so you know like, I mean, look at it now. They're 11-18. 11-18 without him since January 30th going into tonight's game. They're 26-8 with him in the lineup this season. So they need him. He knows it. He's very close to a comeback. It could be any day now. It could be tonight.

It could be they play Thursday in Miami. They play Saturday in Memphis. They play Sunday in San Antonio. I think the expectation, the hope is one of these games this week, Joel Embiid's going to wake up and say he's ready. But he's been doing five on five. People that

have seen him on the court, they look at him. They see a healthy Joel Embiid. It's really up to him from everything I'm told at this point. Whenever he feels like he's ready to go. Even if Embiid doesn't come back, which we're hoping he does, don't be bummed out, Philly. Roman Reigns and The Rock are coming to town.

That's right. Okay? This weekend, WrestleMania, live from Philly. The Link. I think it's going to be like 50-some degrees. It might be like perfect. Love that, baby. It might be actually perfect out there.

I'm not even going to say the word, but obviously stadium right so we don't need any we don't need no no no it's happening now for that reason rhymes with pain yeah don't need it there will be pain there will be a lot of pain yeah it's bloodline rules brother we know well we don't know if it's blood we'll find out we'll find out on saturday night i'm just gonna assume it's bloodline rules. We'll find out. We'll find out on Saturday night. I'm just going to assume it's bloodline rules. Connor has a question for you, Sean. Yeah, Sean. Speaking of bloodline rules. Truly, a man that plays by bloodline rules, Draymond Green.

Now, obviously, what he does on the court, that is what it is. That's who he is, whatever. But is this it for him? Is this his last year in Golden State? Would you say we all know that you are basically the right-hand man of the Warriors' ownership? So are you kind of hearing that maybe after this season, you know, they keep Steph and they rebuild around him and maybe some of these other

cornerstone pieces, Clay and Draymond, maybe on the move to other spots? Is that what you're hearing or what's the situation here? Because he was making Steph Curry cry, Sean. I was crying. Yeah. Wait, BC, wait, who's right-hand? You're saying Draymond is right-hand. No, you're like the Warriors right-hand man.

Why am I the Warriors right-hand man? You break all the news about the Warriors all the time. Yeah, we hear you're the voice. Aren't you the voice? Steve Kerr says, Sean's wrong, he said it. That's coming from my mouth. Boom. You know what he said?

I think he was a little perturbed about a lineup adjustment getting out there. Exactly. You know stuff before he does. Exactly. That's what we're talking about. I understand it. I don't think this is Draymond Green's last year. I think next year he'll be entering year two. A four-year, $100 million deal.

I think Draymond Green very much wants to retire a warrior i think the warriors want him to retire as a warrior um obviously he's been through a turbulent season and there's been a lot of a lot of ups you know a lot more downs this year for draymond green obviously between uh the multiple suspensions but right i mean we saw him the other night what do you have 20 10 six six assists uh a couple steals like when draymond green is on the floor this year his impact has been immense and his relationship with jonathan cominga we've seen it develop and jonathan cominga is the one rising young player on the warriors that him uh draymond green stephan curry clay thompson they've all embraced the way he's risen to that

status in a way that they didn't really embrace the Jordan Poole ascension. And now you're seeing Jonathan Kaminga, I think, come into his own right. And Draymond Green has been right there by his side, pushing him along the way. And Draymond Green, when he's on the floor, he's productive. And I do think his intention is to be there. The big question is, will Clay Thompson be there? I was just in the studio

in Indy at All-Star. We talked about Klay Thompson, his free agency. Very likely he could test free agency and be a free agent this summer. I think that's the big question with the Warriors. Will Klay Thompson be back? AJ's been dying to ask you this. Go ahead, AJ. I don't know about

that, but Coach Hurley at UConn. UConn Huskies, D-Butt, congrats to your squad. Thank you. Thank you, AJ. Appreciate that. Coach Hurley will be on the show tomorrow. Wow. Shams, are a bunch of multiple NBA teams going to try to throw a bunch of money at him and try to get him to make the

jump to the NBA? I haven't heard specifically, hey, we're targeting him, but I think guys heard specifically, hey, we're targeting him. But I think guys like him, I mean, you get those Dusty May in there who just went to the University of Michigan. There's probably three, four coaches. Jay Wright is always the guy that's going to come up in NBA circles.

Anytime there's a coach opening, you're going to have to check the temperature on a guy like Jay Wright. But those are three college-type coaches right off the top of my head i mean you you have to think about if you're an nba team circling in on checking in seeing how they're doing i think it's more of a tracking the progress seeing how the season's going seeing how that coach is coaching more than anything but i mean this summer in the ma there be, you know, there could be at least a handful of coach openings across the league for sure. But the desire between winning, the amount of parity that's in the league right now, I don't know how much, you know, hiring right out of college into the NBA,

I don't know how prevalent that will be, but it's definitely got to be on their mind. You're saying Hurley can't win. Huh. Is that what you're saying? No, I'm saying usually teams that want to win quick, I mean, obviously you're going to see better coaches coming in, guys that have maybe won a championship before. Oh, okay.

Oh, Doc Rivers. You're perpetuating the same old head coaching cycle. Yeah. You sound like NFL media right now. Yeah. That's right. Oh, my gosh. Same old rehires.

Hey, let's do some journalism right now, shall we? Ty has a question for you. If you could just clarify a situation for me. A-Rod and his partner were going to be the owners of the T-Wolves and then they just kind of dropped the ball and never made an offer in time and now the guy's not selling. What the hell's going on there? Aren't the T-Wolves

on their way back up? Why would A-Rod and his partner not buy the team? What's going on there? No, so stay with me. This is a lot. Alex Rodriguez, Mark Lurie. I don't have the time, Sean.

How long? It's a long story? I'll run down quick. No, no, I'll run down quick. I'll run down quick. I need to hear. Mark Lurie, they bought into the Minnesota Timberwolves in 2021, early in 2021.

It was an installment process over the next three years. They've been hitting the deadlines, buying chunks at a time. They were at 40%. They had to buy the final majority stake by March 27th. They had to submit their financial documents to the NBA, to Glenn Taylor. And they did a week prior to that. On, I believe, March 20th, they submitted the documents to the league, to Glenn Taylor. And they did a week prior to that on, I believe March 20th, they submitted the documents to the league, uh, to Glenn Taylor, Glenn Taylor, then March 28th,

last week comes and comes out and says, he is not going to sell anymore. He's not selling the team to them. His characterization was the entire deal. The money should have been wired. NBA approval should have been done. approval should have been done everything should have been done by march 27 that's what in his mind the contract stipulated it was a 1.5 billion dollar sale price that team is now worth almost two times the price so let's keep that in mind in the backdrop glenn taylor says they were both late on payments at different points they obviously to me alex rodriguez mark loriabot denied that and said we we've hit every single deadline that was that was necessary we followed the guidelines and glenn

taylor has sellers remorse alex rodriguez told me is now personal we can be in this fight for five to ten years whatever we're not going to let go mark lori tells me we'll use every ounce of effort to enforce the contract that glenn taylor broke so this is going to be a process and and and this is going to go to mediation this is going to go to arbitration we'll see where this ends up but this is this is literally two sides of a battle it's a war for the timberwolves that we'll see how how long it'll play out man the amount of like negotiation and good faith and deals and everything like that and sellers remorse that is taking place here because how hot the team is and how big the team is getting so if they're at 40 they probably need

to buy another 11 right to get to 51 i think it was going to be for another 40 so i think the goal was to get the final yeah to get 1.5 billion times 0.4 equals 600 million is what they were supposed to wire on the 27th is what the old owner, another 600 million. Yup. They were supposed to wire. And well,

the owner says everything should have been sent. The wire, the money should have been in my account. The NBA. I don't see it in my bank. Deal's done. That's basically what Glenn Taylor was saying. And meanwhile,

Alex Rodriguez, Mark Laurie are saying all we had to do by march 27th was send you the the basically the invoice right like send you the signed documents and then once the nba which the nba has its own process they have to do a board of governors all the owners all the governors they then approve the new incoming ownership uh and and the mark lori alex rodrig, they believed they were entitled to 90 more days of an extension with the NBA to approve them. And Glenn Taylor says, no, there is no extension. There's none of that.

All the money should have been in. The NBA should have approved it. So it's really going to be. What happens with the $600 million for the first 40%? Glenn Taylor keeps that? What happens with the $600 million for the first 40%? Glenn Taylor keeps that? Right now, Mark Lurie, Alex Rodriguez still own that 40% of the Minnesota Timberwolves.

They're just now. The guy got $600 million. Yeah, you guys got 40%. Sweet. My team's worth $2.5 billion now. I still got 60%. Everybody can eat shit. And he can keep running the team. And Glenn Taylor, listen, he's been around.

He's been owning that team since the 90s. And I think the fact that this team is now where they're at, the fact that they're winning at this level, Anthony Edwards obviously brought so much excitement to Minnesota. And I think Glenn Taylor even said on the record, the fact that this team is owned two times more now definitely plays a part. I was supposed to have $600 million in my bank account.

You see this? Look, clause 40, section 197 of this $1.5 billion sale. It says clearly right here, in bank account. I just tried to buy a $500 million yacht. You know what I couldn't afford? $500 million yacht because I didn't have your $600 million in my bank account. I just tried to buy a $500 million yacht. You know what I couldn't afford? $500 million yacht because I didn't have your $600 million in my bank account by March 27th. Thank you for the $600 million that you got at a good deal.

Team is now worth $2.5 billion. Your money's already almost doubled in this time. Congratulations on your stake. My team. And now they're partners, right? Now they're partners technically. Now they're partners except Glenn Taylor is the controlling majority. These billionaires are awesome.

These billionaires are out of control. This is a billionaire's battle. This is like the ultimate billionaire. I mean, yeah, this is a billionaire war right now that's going on, and it's going to get nasty. It's going to get ugly. And the one thing Mark Lurie and Alex Rodriguez have done in minnesota they brought a different aura they brought a different energy there and it was really their hiring of tim connelly from denver he comes in as the president in minnesota some of the five year

40 million dollar deal that was a massive coup for them a couple years ago to get tim connelly there in minnesota and and and the fact that they feel like they've brought this aura that's now elevated minnesota and now glenn taylor's coming in it's like no no no this is my movie character can we pull up what this guy looks like so i can at least see this yeah good hire with that tim connelly that's why we brought you in to buy 40 percent of the company that's why we did that so alex rodriguez they feel like they're the ones that basically, because it was their team of the future, so they started making decisions for the team.

Glenn Taylor kind of handed off the team. You guys are running the team. It's yours of the future. We agreed to a deal. Then he started having success. That's essentially been happening since 2021, yeah. Look at this guy. This guy doesn't give a damn about what you thought was going to happen.

Look at that Windsor tie. Look how big those collars are. Wow. That dude's been wearing that suit for 30 years, and you think you're just going to come waltz in and get my company that is now worth a billion more dollars? I don't think so. With a head like that, normally you have a glass bowl over top of it, too. Or at least a monocle.

Yeah, something. Yeah, something like that. A little hood. Good luck out there, Glenn. It feels like you're probably in the way wrong here and people are going to judge you for it. Minnesota Timberwolves, up and to the right. Up and to the right.

It doesn't matter what anyone thinks. It's about what's in the fine print and what can the lawyers... I believe Mark, Lori, Alex Rodriguez, they've hired Wachtell, the law firm. This is going to be a battle that's going to play out in the courts, in arbitration. I gave you guys jerseys. Look at these fools.

I gave you guys jerseys. It's cool. I wonder if it's like, you know, I just watched Succession, so I assume everything's like that. I wonder if this guy's kids are like, we got to get out of the deal. Yeah. We got to get out of the deal. We got to figure out how to get out of the deal. And I would like to reiterate to all these billionaires,

that's why you guys made these contracts so long. It just needs to be one page. It's simple. It's one page. Just clearly roll everything out. Usually, this is sometimes how this stuff plays out though, right? But if the owner, the incumbent owner wants to get the deal done, the deal usually gets done.

If you need it to extend, if you need to do a grace period if alex and mark laurie uh if alex alvarez mark laurie do need another 60 days like there's a grace period right there's a relationship there but these two sides they haven't really spoken much they the relationship has has really suffered over the last several months. It's not what it was when they first started this relationship in 2021. And Glenn Taylor clearly, clearly does not want to sell. Well, I can't wait to watch. I didn't know this was happening.

Now I'm all in. Ladies and gentlemen, insider for The Athletic and Vandal TV, Shamshrani. We appreciate you. All right, we wrap up this glorious Mania Week Tuesday and Everybody Fart Tuesday. We'll continue on YouTube and ESPN+. We're going to call more friends of the program to see their thoughts

on the fart heard around the world from Dan Orlovsky. Big thanks to Shams for joining us, Coach Lisa Bluter, and Dan Orlovsky and his ass. We'll see you tomorrow. Be a friend, tell a friend something nice. That was one of the best sign-offs in history. Yep. Lay on the money. I know that for sure yeah i did not know that there was the old classic oh yeah

that i don't think so with that glenn taylor guy that's big that's a movie look at the lawyer fees they love it they're so mad so as people have seen through our career, I'm the guy doing the talking whenever these deals are taking place. So I put in multiple outs. If both of us don't like the way this thing's going early, we'll both recognize it. We'll realize it's not good for either of us. We're friends. We'll go our separate ways. Those outs in those contracts are a big part of the negotiation.

So Glenn Taylor had to feel as if he had some sort of out in his back pocket that he was able to use. Because when you're talking about $600 million payments, I mean, that's not... Potentially, A-Rod's saying theft.

Like, you stole $600 million from us to take 40%. Now, the intention was to get... The only reason why we paid you for that was to get the rest. Glenn's like, welcome to the team. You got 40%. Happy to have you. There had to be something in there that Glenn Taylor and his people put in there

that were like, didn't read this one, did you, genius? Ah, you're a baseball player, huh? Did you get to this part of the whole thing? And that's wild to think that that's taking place at the nba because you would think that the nba wouldn't want this type of shit to happen right because it's not good now you remember the nfl allegedly there's people that were trying to force out dan snyder but a lot of the nfl owners were like we don't want to get into that because we don't want to be the ones that are controlling other people's teams we don't want to get into people's business and we don't want to be sloppy

we don't want to be like we don't want to be sloppy we don't want to be sloppy. We don't want to be sloppy. We don't want to be messy. This is sloppy as shit in Minnesota, and it's involving famous people as well as a team that's on the rise with the face of the NBA going forward. Yes. I am so happy this is happening. Sucks for those who put $600 million in for 40%. Sucks for the Timberwolves fans if they're excited about the new ownership and everything like that. But as a casual, this is awesome news to hear that these types of villain movie characters still exist in our world right now.

A-Rod will fight tooth and nail. I mean, he's already been slandered to the point where like 10 years ago, everyone hated his guts. He was like the worst guy on the face of the earth. He doesn't care. Like, Glenn Taylor's head kind of looks like a baseball. A-Rod might grab a nice, strong, oak or maple bat, yeah, and bust this fucking guy's head open. Like Ice Cube and straight out of Compton.

Exactly. When he walks into that little turtle-looking guy's office. Jerry Heller. And boom! Yeah. A-Rod, like, welcome to the show, Glenn. Yeah. This is one of the greatest hitters of all time.

Boom! To your brains. With, Glenn. Yeah. This is one of the greatest hitters of all time. Bang! Your brains. With his office. Yeah. I don't think he'll hit him in the head, because if he was to hit this guy's head, it would literally crack. Explode. Yeah. How old is that head?

Do we know how old this guy is? He's got to be 90 at least. 102. He seems like he holds a grudge like an 80-year-old. Those are not 76-year-old eyes. Yeah, he needs to use Papa Tui. He's 82. 82. Okay. Yeah, he's lived then needs to use Papa Tui. He's 82.

He's lived then. He needs Papa Tui. Those 82-year-olds, though, they've been through it. They've lived a long time. They've seen a lot of changes to things. I would assume Glenn Taylor is not exactly thrilled about a lot of the changes that have taken place, just by judging.

Just a guess. We don't know them. We don't know them. We don't know them, but we're just, we're kind of, this is just us just going to Assumption Land, which is not always great, but what a movie character. Yeah. I guess that would potentially be the next step, right? It's like we've seen guys in the NBA get their teams

basically stripped from them. It's like A-Rod and Mark Lurie's back. All right, we're going to get the best private investigators in the world, and we're going to dig up best private investigators in the world and we're going to dig up every fucking ounce of dirt. You got any sterling in you? Yeah, exactly. I'm sure you do. Take a look at you. We can just look and assume that you got a little bit

of that in you. I was at that ass clean. You think that guy? Squeaky clean. Yeah. This shows you how important it is, obviously aside from the money and all that stuff, well, not aside from the money and all that stuff. Well, not aside from the money. To draft the right player.

Like you've got Caleb Williams or Chicago. I mean, the last probably big ticket when they drafted KG, I'm sure. You know, they skyrocket. Now you get Anthony Edwards. It's like, hey, hold on. 2X now? This whole conversation is different. Think about the Patriots.

Steph Curry. Old State, obviously. They owe him billions of dollars, and I think everybody knows that. But you think about the Patriots. Steph Curry. Old State, obviously. They owe him billions of dollars, and I think everybody knows that. But you think about the Patriots. They go from being a team that never does anything to one of the most profitable franchises in history because they have the Bill Belichick-Tom Brady run that is never going to be duplicated.

And now the entire region is different. That's what sports can do for somebody. That's what sports can do for a place. Patriots and Bob Craft almost had to move. They were damn near going to go to Connecticut because they weren't going to give them the... Does the NBA do the we're leaving time gig that the NFL does?

Seattle did, right? Yeah, but do they do the whole song and dance where they take a helicopter and scope out other... Leave in the middle of the night, you mean, like that? One team did that, okay, and that was for... That was for the middle of the night You mean like that Whoa Relax One team did that Okay That was for

That was for the good Of Indianapolis It was Go Colts There was another story though Potentially Colts moving to LA Really

Before Rams And Chargers Go out there You know There was It's always around stadium Tax money

Yeah you gotta float that out there, obviously, if you're trying to get a new stadium for your squad. Yeah, I saw the headline where Jim Irsay took a helicopter ride over some plots of land over in Los Angeles, and then all of a sudden, yep, we got Lucas Oil Stadium. And now the Colts don't own Lucas Oil Stadium. The city does. So if an AFC championship had to be played there, it couldn't be

because there's a volleyball tournament that the city holds the rights to. But it's like, I wonder if the NBA people do. Glenn Taylor sounds like a guy that would fly a plane over some city somewhere. Do most of the NBA owners own the arenas? I know like MSG don't want to, but I don't know anyone else what their situation is. So many of them are NHL

and NBA, so I don't know how that would work. Probably Live Nation, Ticketmaster. I think Minnesota's the target center, right? That's where they play. I know the baseball field is target field. I think it's the target center, too. I mean, that's a tepid move if I've ever seen one. I mean, that guy is – I'm pretty sure Kevin Garnett's refusing to get his number retired in Minnesota

until there's a change of ownership. Because of Glenn Taylor? I'm pretty sure that is the – Let's think about what else Glenn Taylor has probably done over the years if this is what he's doing to Alex Rodriguez. Yeah. Bingo. I'm laughing just because that's not supposed to happen in real life. That's supposed to be a movie.

Let's get to a break. Just like Dan Orlovsky farting all over the place. Bingo. He's a politician too. Glenn Taylor's a politician? Yeah. 82-year-old politician owns the team? Backdoor to Alex Rodriguez. 600 million. Billionaire business and politician.

Oh, and philanthropist. Definitely. They put philanthropist. Yeah, add that in there. He's donated more than 2 million bucks last year. How much has everybody else donated? I'm a philanthropist. He was a state senator.

For Minnesota? Yeah. How does a state senator make that much money? Well, he's a businessman and senator. He got his money and said, you know, we need to change some things. Okay, I like that. And they started writing contracts to other states. It was like, fucking gotcha.

Yeah, out. This guy might be the greatest contract writer of all time. Nobody even knows. What does Glenn Taylor do all day? Well, he ties his big-ass fucking tie. He does his hair. And he writes contracts. Harvard, too.

Harvard MBA. Oh, that is what he does. That is what he does. hair, and he writes contracts. Harvard, too. Harvard MBA. Oh, that is what he does. That is what he does. Jeez Louise. Think about it. Did he and Jesse Ventura get along when Jesse was the governor? Did they get along? There was a chance the body was going to be a vice president.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I wonder if Jesse's body Ventura is going to make surprise appearances. There's a chance. He's a Philly guy. Has he ever? He's a Philly guy. He's a Philly guy. Oh, buddy.

Did you see what The Rock did to Cody Rhodes last night? Holy hell. It's getting crazy. It's getting wild out there. It was right in front of me. I mean, him raising the Mama Rhodes. The Cardillo weight belt. I've been saying Cardillo weight belt. I guess it's not that.

I haven't heard exactly how you actually pronounce it, but I've seen all the comments on Instagram saying it doesn't matter how you pronounce it. It's still a Cardillo weight. I don't know if it's Dillo. How many L's? Two L's. That's in my – It sounds like Cardillo.

That's every language I've ever been taught. Two L's, I, before it, and an O afterwards. That is EO. I guess unless it's an Armadillo situation. Which I guess cardillo is potentially yeah all we know is cardillo makes the greatest weight belts out there and the rock's been using one to beat the shit out of cody rhodes look at that oh my god so loud boy i know the kids are crying seth freaking rollins you can get one to do this i mean this is torture

he's a boss. Yeah, what do you mean? He's a boss. He's a boss. He tosses it. One-on-one rules, AJ. Revin Reigns now has two of the cleanest catches in wrestling. He just caught that belt one-handed, and then he caught a microphone from Beast and Carnage

standing on top of a tractor at SummerSlam, where he just casually catches it, winks at him, then throws it down. Yeah, and those weren't slaps. Those were thuds, those ones. They were loud. I mean, you can't hear it, but Rock keeps yelling, fuck that, fuck that, shut the fuck up, fuck them. And then there was a ref trying to get back in to break it up.

Get the fuck up, Rock said. He got some, too. He got whipped. Fuck over here, Commerman. Cody Rhodes wasn't medically cleared to be there. No, he wasn't. So he signed up for this. And Seth freaking Rollins walked out and was like, I want to.

Bob's the ref right here. Hey, ref. I told you twice. Hey, boy. Hey, fuck that. Get the fuck out of the ring, Strife. That's the final boss. That's the favorite part.

That's the best part. With a rocker tossed over the commentary table. I was going to say, there was a second there. It's not that rock bottom. That's the best part. With a rock, I'm tossed over to commentary table. I was going to say, there's a second there. It's not that rock bottom. There is never a doubt. I'm about done with Michael Cole being all, what's his deal? I'll finish your story. The rock's your boss, Cole.

Yeah. Rock fucking made you, Cole. And now all of a sudden, he's like, I want Cody. Okay. Okay. And that's what happens. We all love Cody. Yeah, look at this mic catch.

Boom. Give me that. Watch this. Boom. Is that not? Is that the cleanest microphone catch of all time? Cleanest wink, too. I mean, great throw, too, by the cowboy here.

Boom. Boom. Jeez. Gotcha. And that's why. Yeah. Boom. That's why. Right there. and that's why yeah boom that's right there and that's why ladies and gentlemen that is what and i believe if anything he said to us in iowa is true his body at mania is about to be yeah imagine him in the rock walking next to each other who's being

like same family actually everybody can eat i probably called that by the way absolutely awesome what's that his doc yeah it was awesome the cool thing about it is like uh once you hear the story baby face you listen to the doc it's like holy this is love this guy jimmy and jay talking about him really really got me yeah jimmy jay and then you talk about his brother his older brother hey i don't know if you heard, they got a promo last night, and they were like, hey, this is our fucking company, pretty much. Like, their family has been with the WWF WWE since way back. Like, the High Chief and the WWF have had a deal forever. And it's like, basically, that family's never left.

Family's like, hey, whenever you're talking about this, you're talking about our fucking company, pretty much. And as they were saying that last night, I was like, yeah, kind of through every era, this particular family has had somebody at the top. So thank you to the Bloodlineline For the decades of entertainment Yeah, Jimmy and Jay Gumby said

He was talking on a documentary Was Jay more so like Fuck this guy Jay knows that he's main event Jay Because one reason One reason Yeah If you watch the doc, If you watch the doc.

Did you watch the doc? No, no. Okay, Jay actually says he acknowledges the trouble chief. And then you Cody crybabies watch the doc and we'll know why we don't care about your story. The bloodline is the story. I'll be honest with you. One part got me crying. Yeah, I mean, there's a little emotion. I did not know I was signing up for a two-hour doc.

Sure. Yeah, someone posted the entire thing on Twitter. Shout out X-Men. Yeah. I mean, there's a little emotion. I did not know I was signing up for a two-hour doc. Sure. Yeah, someone posted the entire thing on Twitter. Shout out X, being able to just rip shit. Pumped for that. There's another account that just rips people's videos. Did it today. What's that? It's their own.

Did it today. Did they? How the fuck are they allowed to do that? There's a post-video thing. Everybody else has to do it. Except for this one fucking scumbag. Someone should talk to Elon about that. Yeah, there's a certain fart tweet.

Yeah, somebody should. They should. Let's get him on the show. Yeah, we should. Yeah, there's a certain fart tweet. Yeah, somebody should. They should. Let's get him on the show. Yeah, we should. Yeah, right. Pete Schefter does that sometimes, too. Yeah, for some shows. But that's why we love him.

Yeah. The reason why we love him. He doesn't credit? He doesn't give him credit or what? Somebody that's made an entire business off of ripping other people's shit. No. Oh, yeah. Yeah, putting it out of context, too.

Trying to fucking kill people. Yeah. Real piece of shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We're not talking about p diddy no no diddy well what does that mean exactly yeah there's a lot i guess from what i'm learning apparently the kids are using a different one yeah what kids are they yeah who's well i heard there's a lot of because what i'm learning is that means a lot of things. Yeah. What a wild time. Let's get to a break. Where is he?

Somewhere. He was on here. Huh? He was dancing on his dog. Yeah, but what videos are from now and what videos are from now? Exactly. Are we sure that's him? Did you get eyes? No, I didn't see him with my own two eyes.

Okay. You're not in Miami. Why don't you go find him? Sounds like you're at a party right now. Yeah, you know the codes to his house. He's a big F1 guy, isn't he? No, I've never seen him there. Never seen him at those races.

Did he? Never seen P.D. there. I think I did. He's in your suite. Him and Jay Leno, they're looking at cars. And you were right after him. Oh! No matter what happens with the whole thing Can't be going to Diddy parties

No At first there's Many more You could do a universe ball for that What if you had that Would you admit it though Say you just happened to go to some party There's 500 people there And you figured out Diddy was hosting Say you did that? Would you admit it, though? Say you just happened to go to some party, there was 500 people there,

and you figured out Diddy was hosting. Say you did that 10 years ago. Would you tell people now? Would you say, yeah, I was there? Nope. I don't think so. I don't know. I think you've got to get in front of it.

There's plenty of innocent people, I'm sure, that showed up. Yeah, you've been saying that for a while now. It makes me feel like you potentially know someone. Yeah, did you go to one? No, we don't know anybody. We don't know anybody. I vouch for people all the time. Oh, he's an awesome dude. I want to say, hey, if he turns out to be a pedophile, I don't vouch for him.

I usually... We do preface that. You kind of have to because we don't know what anyone's doing. From our interactions, we'd say, good to us. From what I know. Like Orlovsky, if this were to happen to Dan in a couple years. Farts on shows.

We like them. Oh, no. That hasn't been a shot in a few days. It's mania week. Ball gonna fall. That's the thing. You're so locked in on wrestling. That basketball and football, although we love them,

it's not mania. That's the one. And that, although we love them, you know, it's not not made as wrestling. That's the one Catch and shoot. Yeah, you want to pass? Yeah Yep That's a tough shot. That's a great shot. That's a great shot. Good shot. Man, that feels good.

All right, let's have a good end of the show here on the other side. Hell yeah. Okay? Yeah. All right. Let's go take a dump. Okay. Use some dude wipes in the process.

You got it. I'm telling you. AJ, are you a... Yeah, of course. I'm a fan of dude wipes, no question. But I'm not you, AJ, are you a... Yeah, of course, I'm a fan of Dude Wipes, no question, but I'm not going to lie. Watching you do your, not a read for it, just talk about it was the greatest sales pitch. It was very real, very authentic,

and Dude Wipes should be very happy. Got a box of them. We're very happy Dude Wipes has got on board. So we have different sizes to see this XL. This is a mega pack. That's the Orlovsky box. When you need to poop, just bring your dudes. If you're middle of the day and you're

doing a show and you might shit your pants, get the Mega Pat. I mean, they should put Ty's face on those. Well, that's kind of how it started. Dude Wipes started commenting on all the entire movie and then we let them know like, hey, actual fans are over here. Oh, yeah.

I've been using Wet wet wipes for 20 plus years see that's incredible i don't i literally learned about it 2009 no no no actually doesn't not dude wipes i'm saying the other way the other ones yeah that's why you buy flushable wipes you fucking novice even those flushables don't no rfa RFA would not lie. They wouldn't. Well, dude, watch the right alliance. I'm saying some of them are lying. So we're trusting those three letter. Yeah, of course. I've been scarred three times by those three letter

companies. You have not seen the RFA. Before dude wipes, I just wet a paper towel and then tried to flush that wasn't good. Dude wipes saved my life. Not good. Saved your pipes. That's the testimony right there. Both pipes. Amen, too. Good testimony right there. Both pipes.

Amen, brother. I think it's... I'm talking about church. Here's a story right here on the bottom of the Dude Wipes. Okay. Really? Here we go. Back in the day, we found a dude out of our apartment in Chicago. We were so tired of dealing with dry toilet paper during the aftermath of a lunchtime burrito.

Oof. Something needed to be done, so we created Dude Wipes to put you back on your game whenever nature calls. Shout out to the dudes doing that for all the other dudes out there. Thank you, dudes! Dudes aren't just male dudes. Nope. Anybody that takes big old dumps will love

Dude Wipes. Nope. Dude does, if you will. Sure. Testimony. Hey. Dude Perfect has their own slushie at Smoothie King. They have their own little thing. I don't know if I would drink a dude wipe slushie.

No, no. Dude wipe slushies are not. Those are in the toilet. We're talking about Tyler. Yeah, Tyler and the purple hoser. Oh. Yeah, Dude Perfect. I assume they're dude wiping their butt cheeks all over. They only dude, perfect. I assume they're dude-wiping their butt cheeks all over. With each other. They only use one wipe, too.

One try. One try. Clean ass. Boards! Are obviously what we chat about every day. We're incredibly lucky to do so. That's A.J. Hawk. The Talks today was here at Boss of Corner and that's Ty Schmidt.

One out for the Hammer. Dime. Cowboys 10. lucky to do so. That's A.J. Hawk. The talk today was here at Boss of Connor, Natai Schmidt. One half of the hammer. Cowboys 10 digs this year. Nine-year NFL vet. UConn legend, Darius J. Butler. Good to see you. You look really cool. Really cool. Joining us in a matter of moments is a man who we just talked to just yesterday. And he said some things that were cancelable for sure

and certainly offensive to many, but we need him now to not talk about the sports okay because we know he's not thinking about anything right now no way yesterday he dove in learned about sports really and then went back to where he is we need him to cast a vote because we are going to try to find out from friends of the program on what their thoughts are on the despicable acts of dan orlovsky's butthole in hour one. Ladies and gentlemen, the voice of college football, Kirk Herbstreit. Hey, Kirk.

Oh. Kirk, how you doing there, pal? Oh, boy. Here we go. I'm just making sure I don't mess up the microphone this time. Okay, where are you? I think we can see in your sunglasses you're not alone. I assume that is...

That's Allie. I'm going to get Allie off the screen. Allie, you look great. You look great. It was almost like we were talking to Allie, actually. There she is. Send her a photo. Allie, you're doing great. Happy you're enjoying yourself. We apologize for interrupting a beautiful day there that you're having. Kirk, did you hear about what happened in hour one? Yep. I unfortunately did. Yeah. Allie's in your right eye now. No, it's because of your left eye. Just want to let you know that you moved from one eye to the next you did a great job towards the ocean there you are yeah

there you go all right sweet any of the kids are smoking any dope in the back there uh hopefully we will not see any of that uh herbie we will run for smart wow there was blank hey this guy hired me right now we'll see uh all right herbie so'll run the clip, and then we need you to vote. Okay? That's all we need out of you. It should be a minute or two max. Here's the clip from hour one with Dan Orlovsky. It's impossible to be at the top at both of those, essentially.

Okay. Did you hear it there at the end, Herbie? I know you're on a beach. It's probably a little breezy. Do you need to hear it again what are your thoughts no no no we've heard it like 10 times today i don't think we need to hear it anymore why are you watching the show you need not do that you're on a beach with your lovely family did he fart was that a fart you think it was definitely a fart sound um oh i i've got too much uh first of all not that i would know anything about this but what kind of car was he in what kind of seat was he on leather leather seat

i think it's a jeep a jeep yeah that was certainly a jeep interior that that that that it's in play if it's a leather seat bingo that's as soon as i looked over his shoulder once around the clip again you'll see the leather seat it's up there in the's a leather seat. Bingo. As soon as I looked over his shoulder, I said, let's run the clip again. You'll see the leather seat. It's up there in the top. I don't know if the drapes match the curtains or whatever, but the top was leather. I would assume the bottom is the same.

Let's run the clip one more time. We just need to vote. It's impossible to be at the top at both of those, essentially. Okay. Harvey, what are we even what is it those clothes are screwed what did aj vote i mean it's a fart all day long kirk you know that has anybody voted no dan he's not good shams shams said it was a fart. Yeah. Are you going to get mad if I vote no?

No. No, not at all. We'll never get mad. I'm going to. I think Dan has too much couth to do that. He farted on Monday Night Football, Herbie. Yeah. Well, play that one back.

Let me hear that one. Okay, we'll find it right now. That's a good one, too. That's a good one because he holds a sneeze in, and while holding a sneeze in, he bends down, and the microphone actually points right at his butthole. Yep. And he farts right in on Monday Night Football.

This is the biggest night of his life. Yeah, by far. Swear to God. This is kind of his thing now. This is his thing. No way he did that. If that happens, then you'll say what about this whole thing? Dan's too classy for that.

Here's the video we believe. We're not Hermson Short. A big reason why their quarterback is the most indefensible quarterback in the NFL. Now, the big... There it was. Did you hear it? Did not hear that one.

It was a low rumbler. He wasn't on the leather seat. Let's do it one more again. You can hear it. You can hear it. You can hear it. This guy's cheeks are clapping. Your quarterback is the most indefensible quarterback in the NFL. Now, the big...

Right there. Boom. There it is. Did you hear it? The big change is the... No, I did not. It's because you're high on a beach. Yeah, he's team no. He's team no. He's team no. All right, so you're saying not a fart. It's okay you're high on a beach. Yeah, he's Team No.

He's Team No. All right, so you're saying not a fart. It's okay. You're on Dan or Lyle. I'll be the captain of Team No today. All right. Dan will appreciate that. He will.

Way to go to bat for your teammate out there at ESPN. Ladies and gentlemen, live from a beach, Kirk. Thank you, Kirk. I do like that he said, I'm not some puppet. No, he's not. Okay, it sounded like a fart. Dan has farted before on TV. But I'm not just going to automatically believe the guy shit his pants on the show.

I respect it. I do respect it. That's why Kirk Herbstreit's Kirk Herbstreit. That's three decades. You know, not just riding away. By analyzing. Yeah. Yeah.

We'll see what Nick Saban says next, right? Does he have him dialed up? Funny enough. Not a bad idea, idea actually i don't know if we have his contact i've been hearing that he's been answering text messages and emails yeah he is first time it's very honest sent his first i don't think i've you got one do you email i don't know if i have his email or his number i don't i think he says i in text message Probably You think he uses voice to text?

So then his phone's like, what the fuck is that? Wait on A-I-G-H-T Is that I? I Voice to text, the olds do that The olds do a lot of that I think my dad's a big voice to text I do it in the car

Really? Does it learn to not have so many mistakes? It's terrible. It sucks. It actually is probably more dangerous for me to go back and fix some of the tech. Yeah, but Fox, we know you're one of the worst drivers to ever sit behind a wheel in the history of cars. Good driver. Never been in an accident before.

Knock on wood. That doesn't mean. What does that mean? Have you caused another? That's driving. This guy's blind. This guy's blind driving a car. That's also true.

I didn't know that, and so I was sitting in the passenger seat. You have contacts? And we're in Birmingham, Alabama, and I had had a few beers, so I can't drive. And Foxy's just turning right down the wrong lane. I'm like, we're over here, buddy, on the right side. It was dark out, and it was raining, so

I can't see a single thing. But he started that engine. Put that thing in. Oh yeah, I get my eyes checked every single year. And what does it say? It's getting worse? No, they just give me different contacts. Can you get LASIK? I could, yeah. I'm a candidate for that. So if they give you different contacts, that means your eyes

are getting worse? Probably. I don't know. So you don't even do the whole flip of the thing? Do the whole thing. They say, does it look better now or now? How about now? And they flip through like 40 different things? Yeah, so they're telling you your eyes are getting worse, kid. Isn't that all relative?

To your eyes before, yeah. That would be how something would get worse, I think. He's a sweet boy. They don't have the heart to tell him. They just give him a new pair and say, hey, you're going to wear these now. The fucking blind kid's back. Hey, listen, you need LASIK, okay, for the good of everybody. The nice blind kid. Yeah, I'll get

it someday. It's on the list. Absolutely. The company would like to gift you a LASIK surgery. Okay, that's a great deal. That's a very good deal. That's awesome. I like that. Thank you. No problem. It's mostly a selfish move Because I'm going to be in a car

That you're going to be driving again One time And I would like that To be a comfortable experience As opposed to Oh fuck I had a beer And now I'm going to die

Which happened numerous times Down there in Birmingham, Alabama Yeah I just can't It's like the lights Are all like really bright Like the rays The rays come out And I just can't see a single thing

Yeah He was hitting the gas pedal You're like legit blind That's what they call faith, you know, taking the first step of the stairs without seeing the rest of it. That's Foxy's driving. Did you just take the wheel?

Yeah. Boy. It was great. So LASIK will fix that. Yes. I would fuck it. That's what it does. You would hope.

Right? Good news. You got to do it. That's what contacts are supposed to do, right? Yeah, but contacts still have the... You still see the halo around lights, right? Right, yeah. Especially at night. That's the problem. After wearing them all day, at night, the, you still see the halo around lights, right? Right, yes. Especially at night.

That's the problem. After wearing them all day, at night, yeah, they get sticky. This isn't a LASIK show. Like, LASIK hasn't sponsored us, but I got LASIK and I was blind. Is that halo around the light? What do you mean halo around lights? What do you mean? Like, every light, whenever I, I had bad eyes.

I had bad, bad eyes. I had contacts. I wore, I put contacts in for like six months straight, never took them out. That's also not good for your eyes from what I've been told. But also, who wants to fucking take them out? I ain't got time. I'd like to see things when I wake up and piss in the middle of the night. Well, the contacts, like every light is actually two lights because you have the light and then you have the halo light around it.

So you don't see lights clearly. Like light is like light. So that blurs things up too. So then I get LASIK. Next morning, your eyes are like fucking superheroes i walked into the colts facility and i looked up at the ceiling i was like wow this is a really nice place because i'd never seen the ceiling because the lights just took up the whole yeah space in this entire thing so i would punt hit the ceiling had no idea what i was saying i could hear the

sound but couldn't see it because the lights were just so blurry so i walked in there the next day and i was like damn this place is nice thanks jim fucking place yeah man i've been getting okay all right i've been pounding this roof in this entire thing it was like overnight lasik changed everything for me but now i'm learning i'm gonna have to fucking do it again yeah all right last for 15 20 years i mean come on now i hope yeah if it lasts it's gonna be tough for me to sign back up for it though they tape your fucking eye open and then... It's probably gotten a little bit better and quicker now, though, don't you think? Yeah, but that's literally...

That's what you guys see? That's like context. That's it right there. Oh, you should not be driving, Foxy. Well, I often think that and I think about old people that are driving that literally cannot see it. I'm like, man, that's tough. Yeah, that's what context... Now, not everybody's like that. I was like this man, that's tough. Yeah, that's what context. Now, not everybody's like that. I was like this, though, with lights.

Lights were like a thing. Yeah, so now picture if it's raining and there's so much more reflections because of that. Get off the road. He was trying to get off the road through the other lane. It was phenomenal. Good driver, though. Just can't see. You get the tactical glasses, though.

Yeah, the yellow ones. Yeah, but I don't think it. Yellow ones are probably good for people that are 20-20, not for people with contact. You can just add a yellow filter to that. You would still see all that. Yeah, it was a wild time. You should do that, though, Foxy.

Legit. It would probably make your life a lot easier. It's on the list. What else is on the list? Get better at golf. He's playing 27 holes. Get better at golf. That's my New Year's resolution.

He's already good. The LASIK will probably help with that. Yeah. True. Good point. What if he gets worse when he starts seeing the ball? Oh, that would be great. That would suck.

That would be tough to look in the mirror. Well, I'm actually seeing what I'm in, and I go worse. All right. Can I go back to being blind? Give me those drunk glasses. You remember those? Oh, yeah. The goggles? They used to put you on it, in class yep this is what it's like now imagine

driving with this and everybody's like all right let me see what i can do with these things two beers let's go up to eight beers different time now yeah kids can't do that you know uber though uber fantastic what a game changer people were driving a lot more drunk than they would ever lead on back in the day. Yes. Yeah. People didn't even think about it. There's a generation where they never thought about getting a DUI. They never thought about how they were getting home.

Yeah, Glenn Taylor's generation. Yeah. They had two beers in the truck as they were driving home. And like, yeah, what are we talking about? Well, you shouldn't be driving impaired. Impaired? Have I had 14 beers? You're supposed to be a better driver.

What are we talking about? Papa needs his medicine. Uber, though, has come through. That's why it's like unacceptable, seemingly, at this stage. You know, like can't be drunk driving. There's answers now. You got answers everywhere. They need to figure out an app, though, that drives people's cars home.

Yes. You know, they've been trying to work on that for a while that's the final final boss of saving duis forever it was a fucking reckless time on roads back in the day reckless out there people just signing up for it thank god uber and them came along yeah there's that video it's like a minute or a minute 30 of them telling people back in the 70s or 80s, whenever it was like, hey, you're not allowed to drink and drive anymore. And the reaction from people is just so disgusted as if you're taking their right to breathe away from them. And I know people out in big cities are like, we've had taxis and stuff like that. Like, that was not real in a lot of cities.

Taxis were like the least reliable things of all time. But then also when people are driving in some of these places, like there's no other cars on the road for a long time. So these farmers you're telling bingo, Hey, you're not supposed to, you're not allowed to do it. Okay. Roll up my window. You keep talking to yourself, pal. I'm going to take this right down this road here. I fucking own all of this. Am I allowed

to drink on my property? Okay. Well, that's not happening. That's legit. And now it does feel like everybody... That's good. We've done good. Nobody ever talks about that. Evolution of mankind. That's good. We've got better as a society at that. I think. Now, there's still assholes, obviously,

that are going to drunk drive and it's like, hey, stop it. There's no reason to do that. You're putting everybody's lives at risk for no reason, including your own. But back in the day, we were much... We need to celebrate these things. We got better. Humans got better. Shout out technology. Shout out humans, too. You know what I mean?

Inventing it. I mean, that Uber story. Yeah, let's call Michael Cole and get his take on it because he went to journalism school. Yeah, if Lombo's available, we should call Lombo as well to get his take on it all. I'm sure he'll be very fair. Yeah, biased. 1-1 right now. Shams, yes. Herbie, no.

What's Herbie's deal? He goes away for one thing to the next and then... That was hilarious. You nailed it, Herbie. It's coming to fucking die. Dude, it is absurd. People are freaking out here in Ohio. People are like acting.

I mean, looking at the rain. Acting what? Like something crazy is coming. Is it tornadoes or what? We're just under. I know we've got a ton of rain. Things are flooding. But what else?

I think you guys, four or five. Kentucky, Ohio, yeah. There's a flood warning now. There was a flood watch. West Virginia had a big tornado today. Tornado in West Virginia? Charleston. Wow, it's southern West Virginia.

That's where the capital is. You know, normally with all the mountains and stuff, tornadoes, are these things getting stronger or did it just pop up out of nowhere? That's a good question. I don't know. I don't think we need to worry about a tornado here today, but a lot of places around here I think are. 70 degrees today, 38 degrees tomorrow.

Normally that means what? Yeah, big cold front coming in. But 70, though, you're not seeing a whole lot of tornadoes at 70 degrees. No, but I'm saying hot, hot, cold. It changes quick, though. It changed quick from here. It was hot earlier today. It's already cooled down a lot and gotten dark.

Isn't that what an 8er is, though? It is, but in my experience in Iowa, dealing with tornadoes and tornado watches and warnings all the time, 70 is just too cold. You get up to like 80, 85 in that range. We're definitely in tornado territory, but 70 is just not quite. All right, well, everybody be safe out there. Everybody be safe out there.

We have some breaking news on gambling odds. Number two overall pick has had some activity on who's going to go with the NFL draft. This NFL draft, we will be live out there. We have some breaking news on gambling odds. Number two overall pick has had some activity on who's going to go with the NFL draft. This NFL draft, we will be live in Detroit. We cannot wait for the draft. Spectacular. We'll have a bigger show yet. Yep.

Hell yeah. Bigger show yet. That's no bullshit. Nope. By far. Yeah. That's going to be fucking insane. Yeah.

For sure. Anyways, let's move along. Who's going to get drafted in number two? Because we all assume Caleb Williams Who is at a minus 5,000 on ESPN Bet That's correct But you can find him at? Minus 8,000 if you shop around

Okay, you can find him at minus 8,000 if you want to get worse odds Yep At ESPN Bet, he's currently minus 5,000 In everybody's eyes Okay, Caleb Williams has checked all the boxes He's going to be the number Williams has checked all the boxes. He's going to be the number one overall pick. The Chicago Bears, congrats to him.

Congrats, Chicago. Hell yeah. Now the number two overall pick, as of today, Jaden Daniels minus 135. Drake May also becoming minus 110. Okay, so they've got two people in, like, favored odds. What does that mean? Oh, that means that the Bucs have no fucking idea. They're hearing the same things that we're hearing.

Is Jaden Daniels going to go number two because Jaden Daniels won the Heisman? A lot of people love him. But how about Drake May? He's seemingly big, strong, has the capability to be a long-term quarterback. You see Josh Allen year one versus year five? That's what we're talking about with Drake May. Do you want the next Josh Allen or do you not? Everybody can make a case for all of these quarterbacks to potentially go, but number two

seems to be heating up a little bit. It's Monday's odds. Those are today's. That says as of April 1st there. It is April 2nd. Foxy's digging in real close there with his eyes. I see it now.

Yeah, those are... Nonetheless, number two overall is where the action is it is where we can beat the draft it is where we can beat the sports books it is where we can take advantage because they don't know shit about fuck just like us that is the big advantage we have here oh yeah and these it feels like these moves at least from last year like the number one pick this is kind of the number one pick odd movement that we were getting last year with Bryce Young and C.J. Stroud. This one's up in the air as a Patriots fan.

Unbelievable. This is incredible. But, again, I would probably get Jaden Daniels now while it's minus 135 before it goes to 200, 300, 400, and then eventually lost. You think Jaden Daniels locked in number two? Yeah, I do. Is that because you want that to happen? No, that is not because I want that to happen.

That is just strictly because for a team like the Commanders and the Patriots, you probably want the guy that can play right away, right? Just because then you have the face of your franchise and he becomes hopefully that dude that you can build around and everything like that, and you get an extra year on that rookie deal. For Drake May, you're not really getting a five-year or four-year rookie deal, right, to build around him if he's not playing the first year.

I mean, allegedly. I mean, that's what everybody said. Allegedly, yeah, yeah. Nobody has any idea what's going to actually happen. Yeah, I'm just basing what people who know what they're talking about versus me. Probably going to play his rookie year. Yeah, that's how this works.

He goes top four. Four, yeah. Yeah. At some point, you're going to throw it off. Yeah. And everybody said, not the right move. Yeah. yeah everybody say if you could just give this guy some time to work on some fundamentals kind of learn the nfl a little bit more become his best available quarterback he'll be a star oh yeah but there's gonna be a gm says yeah we took him uh top three and i know they're gonna go uh didn't

we uh industry uh you're... You're not trotting Mariota out there. Here's some Bruce Brown. Jaden Daniels goes from minus 160 to minus 135. Drake May goes from plus 160 to minus 110. April 2nd, 2024. That's today. So there's movement. I think Drake May may be going to go. The draft experts,

you know, the people that do the mock drafts, like literally second and third is split 50-50 between those two quarterbacks. I don't think anybody knows who's going two and three. Well, hopefully we'll get some good money on that. I just like action. Yeah, exactly.

It'll be Jaden. It'll be Daniels. Feels like it. Yeah, it'll be him. The odds tell us that. It's not just want to let you guys know what just happened. What at PMS odds there put out that means like wait a minute is what they're saying yeah like connor said get that while you can

there's a point last year where bill i mean i didn't say that that's just the people who know what they're talking about saying no you just said it no but you said it you said it as well yeah you reiterated because you retweeted you believed you believe in that well they know more i mean i i'm not looking into this. You're on a little bit of a heater, too. You're winning. Yeah. You're seeing the board well.

Yeah, kind of. In college women's basketball, not in anything else. But still seeing the board. You got Edie having a – Yeah, Drew. Edie connects. Yep. You got him seeing it.

Uh-huh. Kaitlin Clark, 40 last night. You said no problem. That was a layup. You mentioned it. The personality thingy. We knew how she was going to – No, 40 was a lot. 40 was a lot. It was good it. The personality thingy. We knew how she was going to. No, 40 was a lot.

40 was a lot. It was good odds. Most you could bet. I would have bet 50 if I could. Good thing you didn't. I guess. Maybe next round, though, against Buckets. Hopefully.

Gino didn't even recruit her. That's going to be a 9-3 game. I think you bet on the 9-3 pointers again. Maybe even 10. Set the record. Okay. She shot 20 of them, so yeah. When? Last night? Yeah, 9inters again. Maybe even ten. Set the record. Okay. She shot 20 of them, so yeah.

When, last night? Yeah, 9 to 20. 9 to 20. Pretty good odds. It's a good fall. Yeah. She's so quick with it. Just so... Think about the amount of hours.

Oh. Yep. You know? Automatic. To get that, the amount of hours of just doing this. The amount of shots. Like, how many millions of shots has she taken? And she's not the only one.

Obviously, there's been a lot of great shooters that have come through basketball. But we need to recognize the amount of fucking work that goes into just become a muscle memory action that you don't even have to think about. That's hours and hours and hours and hours. When other kids your age are going and doing things that are probably a lot more fun. You know, a little bit more free. Lack of pressure. She's in her driveway just putting up shots, shots, shots, shots, shots. Sun goes down. Can't see shit.

Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots. Oh, friend's having a birthday party. I got to put up 500 shots first. Hey, how about in college? You want to go hang? Nah, sorry. Bang, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. So then the Elite Eight, whenever she has an opportunity against a team to beat her in a national championship last year and talk shit to her,

she can drop a quick 41 and it just falls. That's what you do it for. That's why you run all them hills. Exactly. That's why you lift all them weights. That's right. It's for these moments. She's living up to the hype.

It is awesome. All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Okay? Ooh, Hasan Reddick, Jets. Yeah. They're going. Huh? That's what it feels like Great pickup, huge pickup

Sala knows, right, if this doesn't work Douglas knows This doesn't work, they're done Huge pickup, bringing in Reddick to join that defense That is stacked Literally stacked out there Are the Jets going to be real contenders this year? Are the Jets going to make a run?

Are the Jets the team That people contenders this year? Are the Jets going to make a run? Are the Jets the team that people should be scared about in the AFC? How's Aaron Rodgers feeling? A.J. Hawk? How's he feel about this? Because Diana Rossini is reporting, Aaron still has a hand in every decision that's being made. So if they win, is this guy GM of the year, as well as potential

comeback player of the year, as well as potential MVP of the year? Is he executive of the year as well as potential comeback player of the year as well as potential MVP of the year? Is he executive of the year? That's what Rossini's saying. Rossini's plugged in over there too by the way. Remember New Jersey? She knows people. Aaron Rogers is in on every single move that is being made is what she is reporting.

We don't know if that's true or not, but how about the Jets fans? Jets fans got to be back to excitement levels that they hadn't seen since last offseason, maybe September 11th When they jogged out with that flag Yeah of course I mean they absolutely should be excited But guys like Greeny are they Like just very cautious about how

Excited they will let themselves become Before this year because of what happened last year Once they get closer and once there's a slow-mo Video of Aaron That's all it takes one touchdown in practice that they show From OTAs or something Mike Williams going up and making an absurd one-handed catch. This is what we need.

That whole thing. And then week one. What? Week two, week three, week four. Something will happen. No, it won't. I'm betting on the Jets to win. But something will. It always happens. Speaking of something happening and always happening,

joining us now, journalist from The Athletic who covers the Pittsburgh Steelers, Mark Caboli. Hey, Mark Caboli! Hey, go Bulldogs, sweet hat. Love what you're doing here, Mark. It's 2.42. How long have we been awake today? I've been up since like 6.30, but I got two naps in.

Two? It's like my daughter, Mackenzie. She's turning 11 months in in two days she takes a couple naps before 242 as well that's a good cycle i think you're on you know they say we will return to diaper someday i can't wait for that seems like you're already there caboli speaking of diapers the man shit his pants on our show i don't know if you heard this we need you to do a uh a tie breaking vote is that okay that sounds good to me all, we'll run the clip, and then you tell us if Dan Orlovsky shit his pants or not on our show. Go ahead, run it, please.

It's impossible to be at the top at both of those, essentially. Like, it's... Dan! Dan! What do you think? There's no doubt. I mean, that's unquestioned. I mean, I like how he just kept on going right there. To use a Western PA term, he better go check his gutchies after that.

He needs to write up a lot of things in his life, that guy. He needs a gum band maybe to tighten that butthole up to because he, when he was talking, he didn't even break stride as that thing came out. He went and got the buggy, went to the store, grabbed some dude wipes to wipe those ass cheeks, just like I assume you do as well, Kaboli. Yeah, you know, I've been on the dude wipes for a while. I just found baby wipes.

But, you know, I have a technique that's, I think you've got to go wet, dry, wet. If not, you're risking swamp ass. If you need to do it, I think it's been worth it. You guys can tell that when you talk, you can't hear him. He's in the middle of batting a fucking thousand right now, and you guys are getting your jokes off. Come on, guys. Save it

until the end. You had to have known. We've been here six years. It's the same thing every time. He has his phone like this. You think a bully knows? He's got his phone like this, so anytime we make noise, it goes down into the table, into the one thing. It mutes him. We can't hear the magic. Caboli was saying something about a car wash of an ass wipe.

Sounds like he's actually got a great technique. No, you have to go dry, wet, dry. Toilet paper, wipe, toilet paper. If not, you're really risking the rest of the day having the swamp ass. Why are you starting with dry, though? Shouldn't you go in there with a wet, maybe, kind of loose?

No, because that makes it too messy. You have to get the bulk out first, then clean it up with the wet, then finish it off with the dry. Good Lord. Oh, so it's like a pat-down at the end, almost. Like you blow it. Yeah, yeah. You don't want, well, maybe people of my size have more issues with the old swamp button more than others. But you have to make sure you're pretty dry down there as you proceed with your day.

And, you know, Dan Orlovsky, man, he got to accept that, man. He got to wear that with a pride i mean one thing that really bothers me when people do not take um credit for it you know if somebody says oh that was you that farted i get upset when it wasn't me i'm like no when am i ever not claimed it when it was mine so yeah you should claim it you should claim it cabal you're you're known to when you decide to take over a room, your butt, yeah? Well, you know, some people might have some stories from time to time about that, but

I'm not at liberty to say right now of taking over a room with some of my flatulence. Sometimes you gotta caboli your mat, you know what I mean? Some people don't deserve to stand amongst the greatness and uh that is certainly what we're lucky enough to do every time we call you thank you for taking time today and being the deciding vote mark i appreciate the uh opportunity

to be that deciding vote is that the butler bulldogs there no it's actually the seven-year-old kids or six-year-old boys eight and under team team, the Portview Bulldogs, which is just a ripoff of the Butler Bulldogs. How's the team? Pretty good? Oh, the team's great. My kid and I, well, there's some work to be done. Jeez. He's young.

He's got to go work, I think, though. I can sense it, right? Oh, of course. But, you know, let's hope that the athletic ability catches up with his size quickly because he's a big boy, but I think he struck out 29 straight times last year, but who's counting? 29 straight, he still stepped in the batter's box, so it sounds like he's a mental giant.

Sounds like he's a mental giant. You're saying he's a big guy? Do we do this? Do we got him past setting yet? You know, he was playing some three technique a couple months ago. I think that's where it's at. More defensive line than offensive line. Okay.

Respect. He's swimming. Vile. Aaron Donald rather than, you know. Yeah. Pittsburgh greats have been on. Aaron Donald. Local bully.

All right. We appreciate you, man. Have a great day. Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Bull. Yeah. Thanks greats. Oh, yeah, you know Donald local bully. All right. We appreciate you man. Have a great day laser gem markable People WWE you watch our program now because they travel a lot during the day So we're on on the planes people that I wouldn't expect to watch our program do watch our program I'm a catering last night. Some suit comes up to me Kaboli's a star. Yeah Thank you. Thank you for that. Yes superstar. You a star. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you for that. He's a superstar.

You need to know that. Thank you. And he just walks off. And the Miz comes over. Who's this Mark Kaboli guy? Always on the show. Always see him. Always on the show.

Who is he? How do we know this guy? Miz goes on a full Miz routine. You know, because we're booking this Friday at WWE World. We've got Triple H coming on. We've got the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes coming on. Michael Cole is guest hosting. I do believe Logan Paul is coming on.

Whoa. I think Rhea Ripley will be stopping by. Mommy. Mommy. I think. So, like, there's, you know, the billboard here. It's growing and building as the bookings coming together. And Miz goes, am I on the show? I'm like, do you want to be on the show, Miz?

He goes, do you want me on the show? I was like, Miz, we always want you on the show. Of course. He goes, well, how come I'm not on the. He wants to be on the billboard. Looking up. So, Connor gave him a full Ah nah there's like a shadow one

That's you you're a surprise He goes I'm a surprise Am I a surprise I'm like Miz you'll be a good surprise I think I should be on the Please So Miz might be on the show Friday He sounds like he's booking himself

But we will be happy to see the Miz. He goes, I'm not Bert Kreischer, am I? I'm like, Jesus. Jesus. Are you going to show up drunk? Are you going to show up drunk? Is that what you're going to do? How about Bert and Tom Segura just rolling through Radio Row?

CJ Strauss. I mean, what is this? Bert said he got in a fight with his wife at 4 in the morning because he took out a big marker or something. It sounded like he was telling the truth. Like, yeah, he was reeling. Did he do 50 push-ups? That kind of got lost in his mind. I think he did 40 or 41 or something. Everybody's talking about, oh, this drunk, white, shirtless CJ. I had no idea who he was. CJ talking shit, obviously. Beautiful

moment. A lot of people saying, hey, Bert, come on. It's CJ's moment. CJ doesn't get to talk a lot. But from Bert's standpoint, drunk, having a good time, hey, do what you got to do. He did, like, I think 50 push-ups. You got to remember, he claims to have that Mickey Mantle gene. When it's go time, he can show up. Claims? You son of a bitch. We've seen it.

I saw him with two eyes. That was impressive. Well, CJ actually said, though, hey, he didn't do any push-ups. None of those fucking count. Muscle hamster. He did. He did call him a muscle hamster. All right.

Compliment. Let's get the hell out of here. What a day. Great day. Awesome day. There's a whole new gate that has entered sports. Fartgate is what they're calling it. One day closer to.

Are they saying Dan Fartolowski? I saw that. I saw a lot of that. No. I don't like that. Don't get that started. Don't get the people running. Dumping Dan Orlovsky. Yeah, Danny Dumps. I saw that. I saw a lot of that. I don't like that. Don't get that started. Dumpin' Dan Orlovsky.

Danny Dumps, I saw. Dan Fartlovsky. I saw Pooplovsky. Oh my god. We don't know if he pooped. If he did poop, he should use dude wipes. People assumed, because of the sound. Because it did sound wet. It sounded like there was a little crack in it. Oh yeah. I wish I could get my wipers to make a fart sound like that.

My kids would crack up every day, but there's no way it could make such an authentic fart sound. Well, they wouldn't be able to hear it because you're fucking banging poop in my fingernails. Have you heard this happy song that they made? I don't think so. Who made it? Pharrell? I don't know. Somebody who just understood how to work this entire game.

That is a good song. I'm excited to learn if we're allowed to be a fan of his or not. I assume yes. He's a vampire. He crossed into different realms. It doesn't count. I hope. And that's all people say because he looks so young, obviously.

There's photos from 1776. No, there's a song called, I mean, of course. There's a photo of me too. I'm protesting beer, I think, back in the day. I look like a very young person. It's pretty awesome for me out there. Shout out to MuttMeToo, still doing his thing. I forget where I was heading with Fort Lovesky.

Happy. Oh, yeah, Baby. It's like a baby song. It just makes all the noises that babies get distracted by. Sam drives with Mackenzie in the back or whatever, you know, daily. And then on the weekends, I'm in there doing the entire thing.

She'll be like a little bit uncomfortable or whatever or crying. Then this happy song is just like a baby laughing in the back, like a little laugh. See if the baby catches on. And all of a sudden we got a plane sound. And then it's like another happy laughing song and then like a tambourine comes in it's like a pretty good song and i'm like oh this is genius

just all the distractor sounds that a baby needs and she'll finally catch on to one and she it was just it was immediate i'm like this song's got to have 10 billion plays by parents to find this in the car it was repeat it was gene i don't think we should play it, genuinely. I do not think we should play it on this program. It is genius. Yeah, you just put that shit. We listened to that fucker eight times straight to get all the way to the place, and all she was doing is kicking her feet in the back.

Like that, I'm like, that's brilliant. Glenn Taylor probably made that. Probably made that. 40 million views on the video. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You look at any of those.

Cocomelon. Oh. Is that a tree? Purple? It looks like a little TV with a watermelon shell around it, but it's all just nursery rhymes with a little baby. That thing is just... I'll tell you what.

Bluey? Bluey, yep. When Bluey's intro song comes on Immediate stop from Mackenzie Look at that Australian dog doing his thing Cocomelon's like the most Streamed Netflix thing ever And I think not just Netflix

Streaming show of all time If you find an answer, I think parents will be like Yep, it works, let's do that again Billions Pupstruction's a good one, there's a lot of good Rafi Phenomenal let's do that again oh yeah billions pubstruction's a good one there's a lot of good rafi phenomenal oh yeah oh yeah there's big business i assume around distracting babies oh yeah that's what i learned from the happy song i was just like i was listening to all the noises they had in there

i'm like so he's wanting to a studio like yeah we're going to create a cheat code here every distractor if we make it sound anything like a song we got every baby forever it's like it worked is it called happy the happy song oh god i think it's what's called the happy song they all come from the goat barney i loved barney well another one or we should what from what from what we know of Barney. From the show, Barney. Oh, no. Don't tell me. I believe Barney was a real piece of shit. What? The guy.

I don't even know. Let me tell me. What'd he do? I believe the guy who wore the suit was a real sack of bones. I don't know about that. Barney? Yeah, he's very right on this one. Oh, next you're going to tell me the Power Rangers have some stuff that has happened?

I am sure the Power Rangers have some stuff. The one guy who was at the Green Ranger fucking killed his roommate with a katana. You remember that? Oh, my God. What? Yeah. He's tweaking or something. Next you're going to tell me a boy meets world.

Did something happen to them? Delfini. Well, one of the redheads later on who lives with Corey's older brother. She's a porn star now. Screech, too. I'm just saying that whole genre. There's multiple porn stars. Where's Lisa Turtle?

Good question. Lark Voorhees? That was one episode. It wasn't Lisa Turtle either. It was Jesse Spanner. Yeah, what was her deal on those caffeine pills? Yeah, she's excited. Very excited.

Have you ever seen a Zach Morris' trash? What is it? That's a collection of videos basically showcasing that Zach Morris might have been a piece of shit right in front of her eyes. Not good. I don't like it. I don't like the show. Yeah, I don't like it at all.

Because every day before school, me, Zach, AC, the boys, we hung out. But then the way they ripped some of those clips about Zach Morris, right in front of our faces, we seen it. He was saying bad things, AJ. I didn't play in sight. He was saying bad things. I don't know. I'm going to have to check that out because I do not recall.

Zach Morris is trash. There it is. Great hair, though. The fucker had great hair. He still looks good now. Damn right. He looks younger than Jean-Paul Jouk. Mark Paul Gosselin.

You know what's the best? Jean-Paul Jouk. Gossip. I can make my own shot. Lopez doesn't age either. AC Slater? No, no. He's reverses.

Every hotel has him. Every hotel. You'll probably see him a lot, I assume. Well, not in this one here, but most like a Marriott or something like that, he's going to be on TV. Talk about being photographed with people. Mario's been photographed with everybody.

I mean, his face is stapled to the back of his head. It looks like it. He looks so good. Remember, I saw him in real life at the Mania. I got a chance to talk to him, and I just, me, AC, what up, dude? He's so good. Remember, I saw him in real life at the Mania. Yeah. I got a chance to talk to him, and I just, me, AC, what up, dude? He's got to be 50, right? Like, he's in unbelievable shape.

He's over 50. The way he used to flip that chair around, too. Oh, I know. It's so cool. The way he bounced, too. Yep. I have a grad. He's 50 years old.

Looks like he's 26. For real. This is for AC Slater. Hell yeah. Love you, AC. This is for A.C. Slater. Hell yeah. Love you, A.C. This is for the Bayside Tigers. Oh, no. I missed for fucking A.C. Slater. It's been a good day. It's been a fun day.

We've done a lot today. Too much, baby, someone said. Right on line. They're short to the leg a little, baby. Turn on that. Couldn't beat Needick either. Don't bring that up. He says that every single time we talk about Slade.

Remember they had a wrestling mat? Yes, I do. It was unbelievable. I do. The room they wrestled in was smaller than my little attic here. And they put a little mat and they put 30 people in it. That was the wrestling room. Yeah, I'm convinced AJ watches that episode four times a week if it came on i'm

watching i promised you that oh good bro thank you i was air dicking there a little bit shout out ricky stank i watched the end of that movie what'd you think i did not expect the ending with the the whole thing yeah yeah i did expect it. That was quite a little... What happened at the end? I was going to say, now I've got to see it. I did. I watched it. I don't know. I've got to think for real. I don't know the old...

They took you by surprise at the end? I didn't expect it to go the way that it went. They really found a way. They found a way to get there at the end. It was good. It was a good movie. Cena was good. That was a good movie. Cena was good. He was. Per usual. Zac Efron looks like A.C. Slater kind of. He does.

He does a bit. He's Jack. He's Jack coming off that wrestling movie. Oh yeah, he is Yarnclaw. Brothers. Yep. This. Yep. This guy sucks.

That one went in. Yeah, it looked like it went in from the TV. It didn't. It didn't. This guy sucks. Very honorable. Thank you. Yeah, I'd fart on TV and say I did it.

Man, what is the deal with that? His butthole? Yeah, just letting it go. I think he has a weird diet. Yeah, it's just Dan. It was so loud. It's a normal map. Looks like my high school.

That's high school wrestling. What do you mean? I've been to a couple. That was the NCAAs, basically, we just watched. Look at Zach, though. Front row for his friend. Yeah. Look at the heavy bag in the back.

That's what AC was training on that's where the AC was training on I was the AC was training on yeah posture is that screech on the mat yeah it is yeah he was trying to break it up sniffing the mat he has elbow pads on though yeah the first sign man what's needic up to that's a great question probably like your brother-in-law or something is needy from columbus ohio probably yeah exactly can you imagine if you like ran into a guy he's like hey i don't know if you know this but i'm needy from like i would be so your dream you're about the right guy i'm a facetime aj right now imagine if we met oh we got a facetime again you're biggest We got to FaceTime your biggest fan, actually. Speaking of thinking that you meet somebody, I was on a trip one time, and I...

Please. I swore that the man that was standing in the room that I was in was the jackass guy from Happy Gilmore. So after a couple pops, I walked over, and I told him that I knew it was him and I appreciated that he was trying to stay low-key and I appreciated everything he had done for cinema.

I was promptly told to get the fuck out of my face. That is not who I am. I was bummed out. A couple drinks later, I go back. I know it's you. And the way you acted is how a jackass guy would have acted. I harassed this man probably six hours straight at this event.

Never gave it up that it was him. Now we'll never know. Rest in peace to jackass guy who died. RIP. Yes. What are you laughing about? Hi. We at least said a guy's name. I mean, I get it

It is He is Joe Flaherty He is nothing but Jackass guy But I mean he's dead What's his name?

Joe Flaherty Pete Flaherty Joe Son of a bitch Joe Flaherty He's a Pittsburgh guy dude I didn't know that

If I would have known that even more Obviously I would have walked right up to him. I said, how about you ends with the jackass? I would have done the whole thing. I think that's where it kind of – but he is dead. Rest in peace to him. Classic Enzo, dude. He did good, Joe.

He did good. I thought I saw him six hours straight. I mean, the drunker I got, the more certain. You thought he was laying low. He didn't want to be recognized by anybody. People were mockingbing him. Can he just not go in public? Is he that big he can't go in public?

Joe Flaherty! I was sitting at a table. Real quiet. Hey, I appreciate you staying low-key, bud. I was sitting at a table, I guess. You know, just having a couple drinks. Looking around. I'm not going to blow your cover, bud.

I know that guy. I know that guy over there. Somebody's talking. Obviously Obviously I have to hit Alright Yeah Look over Boom Jackass guy

I get up I move Chair Middle of speed I wish I was there I know I know you I know you

I've seen your face Fuck out of my face I'll never be able to do that now Yep Fuck What a character Was it him? It was probably him though It was definitely him I've seen your face. Get the fuck out of my face. I'll never be able to do that now. Fuck. What a character. Was it him? It was probably him, though.

It was definitely him. I mean, he's a Pittsburgh guy. That's how he would act if he wanted to let go. Yeah, come on, guys. I can't even go in public. I'm like Taylor Swift when I walk outside. Now that I'm looking at it. He might have had a hat on. He's a little better at this stage.

What did the guy look like that you talked to? That was not the guy that I talked to. Might have been a different stage. I might have been wrong. Might not have been him. We'll never know. I called that guy Jackass. Jackass. Jackass.

I thought I was hilarious too. Classic drunk. Couldn't even imagine his side of it. He has fucking drunk doofus. Jackass all night. Fucking ridiculous. We had jackass a thousand times. He was sitting at a powerful table, too. We fucking couldn't do anything.

I mean, what do you want from me? Oh, man. Worship Joe growing up. Oh, wow. Always had him. I think I am keeping. Count Floyd, Guy Caballero. Any move he made, he crushed his border guard in stripes. Couldn't be more fun to have him heckle me on a golf course.

Nice guy you can know. Genius of a comedian. True sweetheart. Perfect combo. Much love to his kids, and thanks to Joe for all the games. Thank you, Joe. Thank you, Joe. Thank you, Joe.

Ginzer. Ginzer, Joe. Man. I didn't know he was in this. John Caney. That's John Caney. John Caney. Looks like Barba.

Who's the one with the Hair Martin Short Is that like the One movie Alfalfa Is that what it is They put semen in his hair

That was in that movie There's Joe That's the movie In the movie They said real life They put semen in his hair. That was in that movie. There's jail. That's the movie. In the movie. They said real life to get it to stay. You said jail? That one felt good.

That one looked good. Let's get out of here. This show sucks. It's for Dan Orlovsky farting on the program. We'll be back tomorrow with another whatever this was. It's for Dan Orlovsky farting on the program. All right. Yep, you did it. You did it. We'll be back tomorrow with another whatever this was. Should be even worse tomorrow. I couldn't even fathom how bad tomorrow is. Definitely.

What are you talking about? Mania Wednesday. Yeah, NIT. Sam Houston IT. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Rob Wave. Yeah, guest list tomorrow.

Oh, yeah. I forgot who's coming on the show tomorrow. Yeah, stacked. Stacked show. I mean, coach for UCon show tomorrow. Yeah, stacked. Stacked show. I mean, coach for UConn. Coach Dan Hurley's on the show. Holy shit. Tomorrow's a big day.

Yeah. All right. We did it. I'm proud of us. All right. Mania Wednesday tomorrow. We will try our best to make sure our guests don't disrespect everybody who's listening and watching with flatulence out of nowhere.

That's on us. That's what we're going to do. That's on us. That's our homework. Your guys' homework is just, you know, look around and be thankful for everything that's happening. We're lucky to be alive. Let's never forget that, okay? Be a friend.

Tell a friend something nice. It might change their life. We're in this thing together. Team on me. Team on three. You think Dan's doing this right now and watching this? Yeah. That's his problem.

He's not putting this. Maybe with his butt now. maybe he'll do it with his asshole he's farting when we say team fans in there he's a team guy yeah especially when his bottles let's see if we'll put his hand in all right Laura Rutland just come in I don't like this quote we that fucking account yeah yeah what is that oh I mean you just rip the video. Yeah. Oh, it's my do it all people create this shit Take a lot of time to do it build studios I'll just rip it and post even there's a post video thing and make an entire fucking business out of it and somehow it's just

Become okay. I have no idea how that's even allowed maybe write a couple articles about it Character assassinate them, you know four or five times a week Yeah, then we'll just run up the numbers on there and then we'll somehow sell ads off that at fucking other people's works. We're a leech at every stage of this thing. Tick-tock, tick-tock. Orlovsky wouldn't put his hand in, just like we thought.

He definitely farted. Team on me, team on three. One, two, three. Team! See you tomorrow. Goodbye!