The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 112 - Matt Hasselbeck, Macho Scotty Smalls, & A Peek Inside Our Lives

Episode Date: October 3, 2019

On today’s show, Pat and the guys record the show live from the box truck in Greenville, North Carolina. He chats more about his take on marijuana in the NFL after Percy Harvin publicly stated that he was high during every NFL game he played in, and why Pat thinks that is more beneficial to players long term than pain killers and other remedies. Also stopping by the box truck is friend of the show and Pat’s teammate both on the field and the broadcast booth, Matt Hasselbeck, joins the show with the entire Temple University football video team including the certifiable content machine that is Macho Scotty Smalls. They chat about the punting challenge he issued to Pat, and the $10,000 purse for charity that is now on the line. Scotty and the Temple football video guys chat about what it means to be Temple Tuff, being from near Philadelphia, their takes on Philly cheesesteaks, and Matt recounts a hilarious story that occurred during his time in Seattle. Pat and the boys also vent about all the technical issues that are still plaguing the studio and the box truck, and whether or not everything will ever work the way it was intended to. Don’t forget to tune in to #TNFonESPN as Pat, Matt, Adam Amin, and Molly McGrath call the action between Temple and ECU at 8 PM EST on ESPN. Today’s show is a therapeutic, fun one. Come and laugh with us, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Zito got a chance to meet the entire video crew. Zito has always said he thought he should be working in a football operation. He always said he was supposed to be the equipment manager. Zito, after meeting the video crew, do you think you're potentially supposed to be a part of the video crew? Those are my guys. Yeah, I think so too. Scotty was basically me. He was, and he was an electric factory. Matt Hasselbeck also joined us, told us

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that he played on the marijuana. And I assume a lot of people that are outside of the competitive world are shocked by this, maybe taken aback. Maybe the old whites don't fully understand this. That was such a broad shot at old white people.

Yeah, it's probably spot on, though. Yeah, he's on that dope. What is that, pot? He's smoking that dope down there. I think it's so interesting the way marijuana has been viewed by the generations, right? And I've always said this, that the reason why marijuana is viewed in such a negative light by a lot of the old heads who are currently in power

and creating laws and stuff like that, for a long time now, granted, I think that's changing, was because first impressions go a long way. And the first impression of marijuana for a lot of these older folks that are in power was the hippies after the Vietnam War. And the hippies after the Vietnam War were everything that these old folks are not. They were anti-America. They were anti-war. They were anti the soldiers. They were anti the troops. They were everything that was bad in America in a lot of people's eyes, in the older folks' eyes.

And they have their entire life linked those two together. They've been like, all right, hippies, marijuana. Yeah, marijuana, studies say it's good for everything, basically, inside your body, but let's not recall whenever them dopes hippies were hugging trees out there, wasting society away, they were smoking weed. And first impressions are hard to get over.

That is a true thing. Now, granted, as more studies and more science comes out and says like, hey, this cannabinoid thing and hemp and marijuana and everything like that is literally very good for you. I think it's something we should think about. It's a much better alternative than pharmaceuticals. It's a much better intoxication than than alcohol it's a much better thing than potentially uh everything else that you could potentially get into in your world then there was the entire thing well it's a gateway drug do you know 90 of the people that do meth smoke marijuana i'm like well i would say 100 of those people smoke cigarettes too at some point i would say 100 of those people have uh used the alcohol as well So to say it's a gateway drug, it's been a lot of propaganda,

a lot of PR against it. Now that more sciences and studies are coming out, everybody is realizing that, oh, it's probably nowhere near as bad as we originally thought it was. Here in Marion County, Indiana, actually, it just got decriminalized, which Indiana is a very slow moving state. So if it's happening here, let's assume it's going to happen everywhere. Which also means the Bible says it's okay. Not only financially is it going to be good, not only biblically is it going to be good, but also it has shown that it works very big wonders for your body. For instance, there's a lot of people that live and die by CBD now.

I like to use it a lot. We have a company that we do a lot of work with, CBDMD. They put me to sleep, and they've also made the arthritis in my knees kind of disappear. My old man, who had that thought about the hippies and marijuana for a long time, I think he found out that I smoked the dope, and it was almost a moment where he wasn't going to talk to me for a while. But now that he's on the CBD and his body's feeling better, everybody's kind of coming around to it. And in athletics, believe it or not, there are a percentage of men, and I'd assume women as well, even though I have not seen them,

so I can't speak for them, who perform better whenever their anxiety is lower, whenever they have a much higher focus, whenever they are high on the marijuana. I did not do it because I never wanted to have a bad game and then there potentially be blame, like, oh, well, yeah, McAfee's high, that's why he can't kick. But for some guys, it works for them. I would assume if you watch the NBA

and you can just look in the eyes of some of the guys out there, and you go to your local LA fitness, the guys that are probably bawling on all the little white kids, they're probably high, if I had to guess. Because for some people, marijuana can not only make your body feel better, not only can it bring you a little happiness, but it makes you focus more, it makes you dial in a little bit more, It gets rid of the anxiety and the overthinking and the paralysis by analysis. Percy Harvin's the first player to really come out and say that he's been high in every single game.

I assume there'll be more as we continue to go through this. I had a lot of friends that I played with who did this on a very regular occasion, and it was like, all right, I take Toradol for every game, which is a shot that they have no idea what it does to my liver and kidney. Nobody has a clue what it's going to do. That thing might kill me quicker than what Morgantown did to me for four years. Where I had a great time, by the way.

Morgantown is a great time, but I abused my liver and body to the tune of $40,000 worth of student loans that I got out strictly to party. Which is a story in of itself. But if guys are taking Toradol every single game and they're taking other painkillers just to play football and he's not doing that, but he was smoking weed instead, I don't think people should judge him as hard. Now, granted, the image is that, well, a doctor prescribed the Toradol or the doctor prescribed the pharmaceuticals. They didn't prescribe the marijuana.

He got that off a street corner. Well, that's a pretty accurate statement. But if we're getting to point A to point B to make our bodies and minds feel better, if it's a safer, more healthier route, why would anybody judge the guy? And I assume there's going to be a lot more of these stories come out as we go.

And the interesting thing to me is Percy Harvin had, like, chronic migraines, right? Yeah, bad. harvin had like chronic migraines right yeah bad so marijuana does nothing for migrants i don't think so or is he smoking the wrong strand somebody should got a hold of him be like yo i got this anti-migraine stuff go ahead and put this in a bowl right before you get out there and do the whole thing but i think as we move forward as a society as we learn more and more about this i think the uh forward as a society as we learn more and more about this i think the uh devilization no demonization wow i knew it was something that's a good word by the way the demonization of marijuana is going to disappear i think just because i mean what it does with cancer patients what it has done

for people with arthritis what it has done just for everyday lives the little kids that their lives completely change whenever they get CBD and things like that. I think it's a slow process, but you've got to remember the old whites that are in charge had an incredibly terrible first impression with marijuana, so that's where judgment comes from. Yeah, I can't speak to the migraines, but in the interview he said that he was taking

seven prescriptions for his anxiety disorder, like Zoloft and all of that, and none of that worked. So that's why he was always smoking marijuana before games and stuff you know what's interesting now people would say well then is that a performance enhancing drug because it gets rid of his anxiety a little bit and i would argue i'm not sure maybe maybe i don't know if that helps you out mentally and everything's in between years but adderall, there should be no place in the NFL for Adderall. There was a kid that came my contract year, year four, when Chuck came, the new regime came, we had a new special teams coach. He was a joy. I mean, it was, he's actually a good guy, but in his first year with

some power, I don't think he handled it properly. Now I've gotten a chance to chat with him or whatever. My first conversation with him, he literally literally said to me he said uh you need to lose some weight you look bad and i was like are we trying to look good or be good you know what i mean like in first place he was like both and i was like all right well in my head i'm like well looking at you we're in a basket but i was like nice to meet you and he was like and you need to learn how to directionally punt or we'll fire you because we're bringing in a kid who already knows how to do that. And I'm like, great first impression with this guy. Right.

Like I just said about the marijuana, first impressions are tough to get over, especially with me. I am a very stubborn human. So if I hate you, I hate you forever. Probably. If I defriend you on Facebook, you're not coming. I've been a little bit more relaxed with the Twitter blocking, you know, because a lot of people, because you couldn't mute people back in the day. So if I had some bum that was just tweeting me every single day,

I was like, I'm on this app a lot. I don't need this human's life. I just block them. Like, see you later. I wish I could do this in real life too. Like, just see you later. And then everybody deserves it. But now, you know, I'm getting older.

I'm realizing grudges need to be put away because it's not good for you. So I'm unblocking people. But this kid that came in to compete for my job, I would go into the facility, by the way, at like midnight. I was going in there at like 1 a.m. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep because I was trying to learn how to directional punt. You've got to remember when I was drafted,

I didn't even know how to punt to begin with. So, I mean, it was just like a couple years later, and now it's my time to potentially get paid. It's's my contract year I just had my best year just bombing the ball right down the middle of the field like all the greats have done Shane Leckler Andy Lee you name it all the great punters just bombed the ball down the middle of the field which is what I was doing I was trying to learn how to punt so going into my contract year when I'm finally going to potentially make money for my family it's going to be good I get told by the new special teams coach that I either learn how to do this or I'm going to get cut because they're bringing in a kid. I was like, all right,

well, us McAfees, we work. That's what we do. You tell me I'm going to do this. Even though I hated the way you delivered the news to me, I'm going to figure it out. So I couldn't sleep at night. I'll go in there late night. Me and the security guy at the Colts facility was hilarious relationship. He, the lights would go on. Some alarms would probably go off at her say's house or whatever. And then the security guy who had been sleeping in his car out front would have to drive back there and he's actually on the phone he'd be like oh it's mcafee i would have my ipad or my iphone plugged into the music i'd be blasting young jeezy at like 12 30 a.m in the indoor facility now it's against the rules i'm probably not even allowed to have balls in there at the time

but i was like i'm gonna figure out how to do this directional punting thing. And I did. I picked it up pretty quick. I felt pretty good about myself, but I put in a lot of work with it. And the new kid comes in and he's this kid fresh out of college. He's out of San Diego. And I'm watching this kid punt and he won't talk to me in Vinatieri at all. Right. So obviously they had told him like, you're coming in here to take this guy's job. And for me, I don't care if you're going to do that. If I'm around you every day, like we have to talk to each other like this is just not gonna be a thing he was dialed in focused and his eyes were massive every day every single day his eyes were massive so we're getting into camp like we're like seven days in eight days into camp where everybody's kind of groggy at this

point and this kid every single day came in eyes literally glued open almost every meeting he was like taking all these notes i'm like why are you taking notes we're just punting right or left like i there's a lot of things i wanted to help him out but he refused to talk to me i was like you don't have to be taking notes and like this is just a waste of time like even if you take my job you're wasting ink right now there's no chances so finally like we're like two weeks into camp or whatever and i think he's starting to realize that there's nothing he can do like i just have a massive life like there's just nothing you can do like literally i understand what they were telling you but there's nothing he can do. Like, I just have a massive life. Like, there's just nothing you can do. Like, literally, I understand what they were telling you, but there's nothing you can do.

So I finally asked him. I'm like, dude, every single day, you are just, I don't think I've ever seen you potentially tired at all and not dialed in 100%. He was like, oh, I got a prescription for Adderall. And I was like, a prescription for Adderall? I was like, isn't that what, like, the college kids do so they can stay up all night and just write papers? He's like, yeah, yeah, I need it because I have ADD

or whatever. And I'm like, well, it seems like you need it because it's making you basically like a meth head energy. It seems as if that is potentially a cheating thing. He was like, well, I got a therapeutic exemption. I had to go through a couple of doctors and all this stuff. So I started thinking, I was like, well, I should do that. And Vinatieri was like, hell me too, man. Vinatieri's like, I i'm 40 years old i get tired quicker than anybody i should get this drug that just makes me bright-eyed bushy-tailed all damn day and i then i took it finally the day i retired i took it for the first time the day i retired it was immediately after the press conference uh on comedy central in houston uh with barstool and the next day I had a bunch of media, a bunch of media to do. And I was

very tired because the night before we celebrated. I mean, I just retired. There was not a lot going on in the Super Bowl. So it was a big ass story. I mean, a lot of people were talking about it. It was awesome. Everything went the way to plan. I sent a nice thank you message to the city of Indianapolis. I was happy with what I was doing. I was excited. And I was dead tired. And I had like, I think it was 20 interviews to do that day. And I was like, man, excited and I was dead tired and I had like, I think it was 20 interviews to do that day. And I was like, man, I don't know how I'm going to be able to do this. And I forget who it was. Somebody comes up to me, you want an Adderall? And I was like, I thought back to that kid. I was like, yep. The little meth kid. I was like, let me see how that

is. I was what, four or five hours into it, Todd, you were with me. And I was ready to jump over a fence. I was like, man, if I would have taken this my entire career, I'm probably starting quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts. I was rolling. And if Adderall is legal, which is obviously a performance-enhancing drug, and Toradol is a lifesaver in the NFL, I will never want them to ban that, but we have no idea what that does to your liver or kidney. And if all these pain pillars and all these things that do it, why is it marijuana legal?

At this point, what are we even doing? Why is it not legal? Why is it not allowed in the NFL? It's only a matter of time. Let's hope we get to it as all life says. Big tobacco. It is. We're down in Winston-Salem, man.

We're down in Winston-Salem for that Wake Forest-North Carolina game. And they were having a town hall on how dangerous vaping is. Come down to the town hall to learn how dangerous what your kids are doing and how great tobacco is. Cigarettes are still great for you. Especially when you roll them by hand.

Because not only are you smoking carcinogens and tar, you're smoking love. And that's what we need down here. You don't need these filters on there. But the opioid addiction, too. Yes. I mean, it's devastating our country right now. How is there even an argument? It's all big lobbies.

That's just literally how the world works. And I don't think I would have known that until watching House of Cards. Literally the only thing that matters is... Pharma does not want the opioids going. No, pharma doesn't and big tobacco don't. And when you've got big pharma and big tobacco teaming up, it's amazing that marijuana even has seats. I feel like I laid out some pretty solid points there.

I feel like I really did. A lot of people on the internet saying, hey, way to lay that whole thing out there. And then some people are coming at me saying, stop selling marijuana like it's a magical drug. I didn't think I did that. No, you didn't. I think I said some people. Like with everything, like with alcohol, not everybody's great with alcohol. Like with tobacco, not everybody's great with tobacco.

Everything's in moderation. But for some people, it also helps out, which is all I was trying to say. And I think the point got across. Oh, yeah. Like, Zito, not a good weed guy, I don't think. Right? Zito's not a big weed guy. You're not a big weed guy.

Yeah, not really. Yeah, it's not really your thing. But if I have to, I will. Yeah, I mean, Zito will sign up for it. Zito will sign up for it if you have to. But it's interesting, though, that Percy Harvin said that. Yeah. You know, especially because there's probably a lot of people telling Percy Harvin not to say that.

And that's why I said in there I think more people are going to be coming out because I think the narrative about it all has always been like, ah, don't talk about it in public. Mostly because any time somebody talks about something, the media normally buries them for it. Like the Adam Thielen situation with Kirk Cousins where they spoke about raw emotions and the media started burying them about it. Everybody is supposed to give cliche answers to everything. Now that social media is opening up, I think a lot more people are starting to say a lot more shit. You know what I mean? I mean, Nick, you literally live in the depths of the internet. The amount of shit that gets shared on the internet is insanity.

I do some digging. I see some things. It's almost like our society now. It's not just athletes. It's true. It's like everybody's like, hey, you're probably all going to learn all this shit about me at some point anyways from the way our world is now. So let me just fucking tell you before somebody else does. And I think that's an interesting thing that's going to happen in sports.

People are going to start learning a lot of things about sports that they might not have learned before. Well, it takes away that stigma to it. A lot of people see marijuana, even though some people see it as very harmless a lot of people still have that old style mindset where hey this is a damaging drug this is a drug and i'm not putting anything i don't know or don't can't control into my body and i understand and i respect it and that's your choice but a lot of other people it really helps them out really in a lot of ways. Yes. In a lot of ways. Call him a Don. Call him a Don. I love that Phelps lost his Subway deal because he was hitting a bong at a party.

Do you know who was the spokesperson for Subway at the time? Oh, boy. Indiana's greatest party animal. Yikes. Yikes. Anyways, it is interesting, though, that Subway felt that they had to drop him because of that. Oh, yikes. Yikes. Anyways, it is interesting, though, that somebody felt that they had to drop him because of that. Oh, my God. This guy is a human fucking fish.

He swims faster than every human ever existed. His wingspan is that of a goddamn octopus. His legs are built in a fashion to like he's a dolphin. His feet are flat like a dorsal fin. This guy was built to swim. He's faster than everybody in the history of swimming. Any human that's ever gotten a body of water can't touch this motherfucker. But he had a bong in a private room and somebody caught a candid photo of him doing that.

Can't represent our fucking sandwiches. He's gone. Get him out. You know what? People that eat at Subway, they don't smoke weed. Let's sell these incredibly delicious cookies right here at the end, too. Whenever you step up and get our $5 footlongs that are just bacon and meat, and then here's some cookies at the end.

And we expect you not to be incredibly high while you're eating here. It's an interesting thing. But I think the stigma of marijuana is going away. But I think with everything here, I learned a lot. That screwball movie, that was eye-opening to me. That was very eye-opening to me. The way that they gamed the system,

because I watched that Icarus documentary, and thinking of Putin and that doctor, what was his name? Oh, God. It was something. It's a Russian name. Something Chov. Orchenko.

Something along there. He was a mad scientist. The thought of Vladimir Putin and him trying to game the Olympic doping system, like for timing the test and their testosterone, and even breaking into the facilities that were housing the urine to replace it with other urine, like the depths that Vladimir Putinladimir putin went for russia with this doctor who has gone into hiding since this documentary has come out because putin wants him dead i'd assume gregory rojankov exactly what we assumed it was going to be yeah but the watch like the baseball people do that basically same thing now granted if this tony

bosh guy is telling the truth at all he just threw every human he had ever met in his entire life under the bus so immediate red flags start going up whenever that happens like okay this guy's just burying everybody he'd been to jail it seems like he's lost everything probably in his life so he's just bearing him throwing just just subtle shots at manny ramirez for no reason man he didn't like to sleep alone, so sometimes I'd sleep in his hotel room and he would ask me to tell him bedtime stories. I'm like, yo, do we need that in this fucking...

Does that need to be said in this documentary? That sentence alone made me think, like, maybe this guy is just out to fucking bury people. But to the depths of the information that all got out and the testing and everything like that, I think he's telling a lot of the truth. Yeah, he was connected to damn near everyone that got caught. Fucking insanity how they were doing it. Just the way

he had a protocol and if they stuck directly to the protocol, they couldn't even get tested or caught by the MLB, even if the MLB wanted to test them. After people had got caught, even more people were signing up because they thought they could game the system. That's insane. I don't think I've ever seen that. I might be very naive, but in the NFL,

I'm not sure. I'm sure there's somebody, I guess, but that was not something that was talked about. I'd never heard of that before. So it's certainly not that widespread is what you're saying. It may happen, but you've never seen it and you've never heard of it. Watching that screwball movie, I was blown away by it. I was like, holy hell.

By the way, made baseball much better much much much better george bush saying that steroids and baseball and football are ruining the game and stuff like i can understand like the integrity and the fairness because there's a lot of people who can't make a living because people who are cheating are taking their jobs and all that stuff i can understand that completely but the flip side, just from a straight entertainment standpoint, baseball is much better whenever they're just taking all the drugs that they can get their hands on. Fucking Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa, I think they were literally eating needles.

Oh, yeah. They were. They were just eating them. And those baseballs were bouncing off their bats like Elon Musk fucking SpaceX. Out of the fucking park, dude. They were showing the highlights of it. I was like, man, I remember when I was watching that and I didn't even like baseball. I was like, hey, man, we got these two fucking Mongoloids about to step into the biters box and just hit some nukes off of these guys.

Weren't they supposed to have a lockout and they were doing so good or something like that? Or like they came out of a lockout? Yeah, I mean. And they basically saved 100%? Yeah, pretty much, yeah. Sosa, you could argue that Sosa and Maguire, yeah, saved the MLB from having a lockout and pretty much saved baseball at that time.

Just home runs. That's all you need. So interesting. Because there's no way in hell that the MLB can say, you know what? Fair game. Anybody that's on Earth that wants to take whatever the fuck they want, even your world's strongest men dudes,

if you guys can figure out how to swing a goddamn telephone pole, come on over. Take whatever you want and just swing at these balls so we can get some ratings boost. That would be very interesting to me. Well, that's the thing is you can't just be some scrub. Those guys are all obviously still incredibly skilled. It's just making them. Yeah, exactly.

You've got to be able to know when a curveball is coming or be able to hit, like, a 95-mile-an-hour fastball. Like, you still have to be good. If I ever get the opportunity to play professional baseball again, though, I'm calling Tony Bosh a baby. All right, Tony, give me a little A-Rod, Manny, McGuire, and Sosa were on. I'm going to go play for the Tomita Mudhens. Shout out Mike Francesa, legend.

I just want to hit one out. First at bat, too. I'm just sitting there like a fucking 295. Just sitting in that batter's box. Can barely turn my head. Mark McGuire, I don't remember this because he's kind of smaller now. That guy looked like he could barely turn his head. He was a middle linebacker, even bigger than that.

He was like a tackle almost, the way he was built. And that bat looked like a twig in his hand. And he just was sitting back on shit. I mean, that was incredible. Barry Bond's head grew like probably 47 inches in total diameter. Oh, it looks like Zito's does now. It's insane. Whoa, dude.

I'm on steroids. I know. He's saying you have a giant melon. Oh, thank you. Big brain. Yep, that's it. Your brain has grown in the last few months. That's what Nick was saying.

Yeah, you don't use any of it, but it's pretty big. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Don't double down. We interrupt this incredible conversation that we're having in a truck that might or might not be actually recording. We appreciate you for listening. And we would also appreciate if you used your brain and made a smart decision.

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You said something today that was next level dumb. What was it? He was singing the Lion King stuff quite a bit. Oh, yeah? Did you hear that? Ah, Sven, yeah. Oishima. Yeah, yeah.

Sounds pretty spot on. I think I hit it. I've never seen the movie, but. You did. That's it. Oh, no. I saw Aladdin. I had never seen Lion King.

The new one's coming out, though. Everybody's saying that it's just the same as the old one, so I'm kind of happy that I get to see a much higher definition version of the original. It's going to be great for you. Yeah. First time seeing it, I'm going to be like, fucking right. Let's go. Is it Oprah in it or something?

Beyonce. Same thing. Beehive. Beyonce and Oprah. And then Seth Rogen's in there? Yep. You think they let him laugh in her? Oh, yeah. He's a hyena, right? Oh, yeah. You think they let him laugh in there? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You think he laughs? Oh, he's a hyena, so he has to laugh. Oh, he's Pumbaa. Yeah. Warthog. You think they're going to have Seth Rogen laughing? He has the most high laugh in history.

You think Disney's going to have a high laugh? Oh, yeah. Is there over-unders on that on Fandor or anything like that? I don't know. I mean, the movie's out now, so I'm guessing no. It's out now? Yeah, it was in theaters in, like, May. So it'll actually be –

I thought I was going to go see it, too. Apparently not. You'll be able to rent it shortly. Apparently – Dude, I swear to God. Me and Sam saw that preview or whatever when it came. I guess that's years ago. Yeah.

I was like, oh, we're going to go see that. I was like, oh, we're going to go see that. And Sam was like, yeah, we're going to go see that. It's been out for how many months? It came out like May 6th or something, I think. Just a couple months. Was it October? We really wanted to see it, apparently. Yeah, it'll be out on DVD and all that kind of stuff.

Get it on Blu-ray. I moved to Comcast. Have I told you guys this? I saw that. I moved to Comcast. You just talk to your phone. Mm-hmm. Or to your remote. You You just talk to your phone or to your remote. You literally just talk to your remote.

Yeah, that's why it's the best. You know why you have to talk to your remote, though? Because the actual remote itself is fucking insufferable to use. The buttons are tiny. They're hard to push in. And then if you accidentally push in a couple times, you're fucked. The guide thing just doesn't guide at all. You have to go to the thing, and then you have to choose which thing you want to see. And then if you want to search within the guide, you have to type the number, then the OK to get it.

It's like, all right, a lot of extra steps. But it hasn't just frozen up in the middle of every single show that I've ever watched. There you go. So one of the cool things, too, is it uses T9 when you want to type something in. So numbers, if you start typing in a title name, because it's A, B, C, D, E, F, G on the numbers. So if you just type in, like, 3, 5, whatever whatever it be, ESPN will type it all in for you automatically. Wait a minute. I used to be a G on T9.

Yeah. I used to have that little silver brick that used to flip up. Oh, yeah. Had the green screen. And in school, you would have to text next to your leg because the teachers, right? And, man, I feel like at one particular point in my life, I could have won a T9 texting competition. Just like Matt Damon departed.

Yeah, because he pulls that shit out in class. No, when they're at the stake. Yeah, it's in his pocket. No phones. Spoiler alert, everybody dies. What? Everybody's dead. Pretty much.

Yeah. Yep. Except Mocky Mock mocky mock no he dies too doesn't he no oh he's the one that walks out at the end he's the last man standing kills uh he kills damon spoiler big spoiler oh my god we just ruined the movie damon kills dicaprio spoiler it's all right because fucking damon didn't deserve what that lady did to him, right? She started fucking Leo. But how can you blame her after Titanic, honestly? No matter what problems he was going through. She was pregnant with Leo's baby when she was with Matt. Mm-hmm.

That's tough stuff. Matt had ED. No, he was infertile. Is that what that means? Not the same thing, but, you know, get Roman would help both. Hey. No? not the same thing but you know get roman would help both so hey no roman swipes right now get entire uh month for five bucks or something like that get roman.com working man free day uh free two-day shipping look at that hey look at ty taking care of the people look at that speaking

of taking care of the people uh got a chance to talk to the video crew from temple i think you're gonna enjoy this conversation. I don't know. I think so. I hope you do. It might sound like shit. Sorry. Ty has, in this conversation, you'll hear Ty say some pretty negative things.

Know that it was just like Adam Thielen's speech after the game. It was raw emotion for a disappointing performance by somebody who set up our situation here at the Box Truck. Yeah, I mean, it's to the point now where it's really not that funny anymore. Ty's over it. Ty has to deal with it the most. You know, we show up and, you know, just the – because they know. They know that something's fucked up. They know that it's not all going to work. But, oh, it'll all work just fine. You know, go test it out and you'll be okay we come in here it i mean

it sounds like a fucking atom bombs going off in your headphones like you know hey try turning this dial try turning this dial well guess what there's like 175 knobs on this thing so that's a lot of turning and a lot of that kind of stuff uh not a lot of room to move back here. I mean, I was laying down earlier. I got another little thing down here that's got a bunch of knobs that are very, very sensitive. Is there any cameras that shoot back there? Yeah, there's one right here. Yeah, but they don't have that set up well. Yeah.

But no, I mean, Pat told me a long time ago when we were starting to do this, he's like, dude, finally, when we get this going, like, it'll make your life so much easier. It's made it infinitely harder. This has made my job infinitely harder. Like a thousand times harder. So, I mean, we're all just having fun, you know. We're having a laugh. Whatever.

We had a corrupted file last week. we couldn't even put out a podcast we recorded an entire podcast couldn't put it out because incredible episode dude that's a shame it was the lost episode i got people chirping me on the internet too like oh you just didn't want to do it it's like man do you know what the fuck we're going through yeah no i'm getting very close to any of those just telling people to eat my cock. I mean, it's only a Dance Monkey dance situation for so long until you, like, when you get a look behind the curtain, you know, hey, come do what we got to do every fucking week. Ty, I'm laughing with you, not at you.

I know. I thank you for your service to what you have to do for the show. And it is to the point where every time we go to do a show, we're either going to get canceled, promoted, or not on the air. There's no middle ground. There's no like, ah, we're just going to have a show. You know what I mean? I think a lot of other shows potentially just show up, put their headphones on,

microphones are on. We're definitely going to go on the air on both radio and simulcast. No chance of it not going on the air. Yeah. We're just going to sit down. We're going to settle in. We're just going to talk about stuff. And we'll get to commercial.

And during commercial, we'll be able to talk to each other because we're at commercial. Right. No one's going to be able to hear you when you're on commercial. Or just watch you. Yeah. For us, though, that is not the case. Every single show, it seems like within the last 10 seconds, it's like, hey, we're going to get on.

Okay, cool, so now we can think about what we're going to talk about. All right, here we go. Can we take calls? Nope, can't take calls. Why not? Can guests call in? They should be able to. We tested it extensively

before you guys got in here. It worked fine. Obviously, it doesn't matter because it's not on the fucking air. So if we test it and it works then, it doesn't matter if it's not going to work on the radio. But you guys will figure it out. Ah! Alright, look at this as a therapy session for us here. We just kind of aired out all of our grievances lovely people though you know that's the silver lining and that's why

we keep going people do work their asses off it feels like yeah it's just like um if you you know like you're trying to put something together and like you might bust your ass, but if you're reading the directions in Mandarin and you speak English, you know, you might come up with a couple issues along the way that are going to need to be readdressed later down the road. Okay, this is what we need you to do. At Ty Schmidt right now while you're listening to this and cheer him up. This kid's been battling. One more thing.

All you tech junkies out there, fucking shove it. All right? You guys are like, hey, have you tried this? Have you tried this? Like, you guys don't know what the fuck you're talking about. So get off my ass. All right? We're trying over here for Christ's sake.

Get home. But. Get home. But. All right. Greenville's a lovely place. Grab and go or whatever you call it. We've got nice big plates, great cheeseburgers, good seasoned fries. Corn dogs on the side, if you can believe it. Yeah, corn dogs.

I mean, who doesn't love corn dogs? Who doesn't love Greenville, North Carolina? It's great. All right, right now, whatever time you're listening, send at Ty Schmidt with one T. Just a little pick-me-up, okay? The guy's been against the ropes here for about three weeks. Literally today, we were in three different states.

So we've been traveling here, and we've been battling. And Ty, when I say this, from myself and all of us, we appreciate the nightmare you've been living when it comes to the tech side. But it is very enjoyable to hear you kind of dissect the entire thing. Well, you know, I'm not the only one that has to deal with it. I mean, you have to deal with the beehive in your ear buzzing the entire show, which, you know, when you have to host a national radio show, that's not easy to do.

I understand that. So, you know, I'm not the only one who has to deal with it. Maybe I'm complaining a little much. I got used to it. I don't even hear it anymore. So it only took like 80 minutes. Alright. Sentai picked me up.

If Ty specifically points out your tweet to one of us, he goes, oh look what this guy or lady sent me. He'll get some free merch. From Phil, who by the way, has been in some merch drama on the internet. I'm excited to learn about that. We'll talk about that another day. By the way, there's been some merch drama on the Internet. I'm excited to learn about that.

We'll talk about that another day. By the way, we're giving away currently – not giving away. Well, yeah, I guess all proceeds of our pink ribbon for the brand merch will be donating all the proceeds to breast cancer – Did you hear that? What is it? It's Susan something Foundation. Susan G. Komen. did you hear that what is it uh the it's susan something foundation susan g coman i was getting a lot of tweets telling me that susan g coman is not not a great one they're not giving all their money which i don't know i guess we'd have to do some research oh no but it'll be towards

breast cancer um awareness cfo phil's aunt just battled and beat breast cancer. I think there's like three people in my family that have battled breast cancer. It's something very important to us in the month of October being Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Figures the least we can do. And by the way, the shirts are dope. The pink ribbon shirts are dope.

Yeah, they're awesome. Yeah, they are. So all proceeds will be donated. Store.patmagfyshow.com And if you send a pick-me-up-the-tie that he points out and singles out to the rest of us, we'll get you some free merch from the store as well. We can't thank you enough.

Hope you enjoy the hell out of this conversation with the Temple Football video crew. There were a couple of buttes, to be honest, to take a little hockey term. A couple of buttes. Not a bad little show we're putting together here. No, not at all. Is this before or after your epic rant about your life the last few weeks? It's probably after. Is this directly after it?

Yeah, I think so. How do we feel right now? We feel pretty good? Yeah, I mean, at this point, if it sounds like shit, like I said, everyone on Twitter, you can say whatever you want. I don't give a rat's ass. It's going to sound like shit today if it sounds like shit, you know, like I said, everyone on Twitter, you say whatever you want. I don't give a rat's ass. You know, it's going to sound like shit today if it sounds like shit. So?

Other than that, you know, Greenville's a great place. Tonight I'm going to sleep like a baby. Not only because it's 1221 a.m. and we have to be live at 10 a.m. and we've been in three different states today doing three different shows four different shows actually but because i brought my little magic bottle with me that not only puts me to sleep but makes my body recover in fantastic fashion

i talked about it in my rant about the ganja earlier and it's real cbd md and their pm thing is just what makes my life tick get as many massages do as many stretches and take as many ice baths as you want if you're not getting a good night's sleep you're not recovering properly ty you ever get a good night's sleep well i sure as hell won't tonight It's so hard not to just... Like, I'm trying not to look at him. Dude, that's one of the most epic rants he's had in a long time. He had to get it out of him, though. Yeah, he dropped the eat my cock.

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What are the chances this records, though? There's no chance this records. Ty's saying no. are you ready ty yeah ty how's it going man i'm fucking seething with rage right now this is fucking horseshit dude well that's ty schmidt talking about our technology so we're not exactly sure if we're recording this or not but if we are we have the incredible honor to be joined in the box truck right here in greenville north carolina by the temple football video team thank you for stopping by bravo bravo bravo bravo bravo um okay so let's talk about this real quick

i received a video from you mr Mr. Macho Man, from at Temple FB video. Correct? Yes, correct. Okay, I thought this was a content creation crew from the Temple football team, and that is not correct. Not correct at all. You guys are just...

Strictly coaches video. So you guys are just the coaches video staff, which, by the the way is a job that is very what is that what does that even mean it's a lot of fucking work right i mean that's a lot of work yeah no but what what is that explain explain to everybody some people that don't know good question we film every every practice that we have every game we have five cameras um and we just film basically so it's ready to go right when the coach is coming. You just film football. So you film football practice, football games,

and then that's the film that coaches and players are watching, studying. And who breaks it into the individual, like, okay, offense, first down, second down, third down. Does that stuff happen, or is it just as one big lump hole? Yeah, our coaching GAs do that. We just put it, upload it for them to do that. Okay, so it's nice. So they just film practice. You guys put it, upload it for them to do that. Okay, so it's nice. So they just film practice. You guys film practice.

But that's not all you do. Apparently, Macho Man... Macho Man Scotty Smalls. The name is... That's the name. For those that aren't watching and are only listening, let me describe my man here. He is standing at 5'6".

5'8". He's 5'8". eight he's five foot eight um he is a slender 100 and two and a quarter and he sent a video uh via the at templeB video Twitter account, which I was told was just a Fugazi account that was made up strictly to basically for this potential situation. Make sure we get in there on that thing here. Yeah, so. We have three mics that are working, by the way. It's really going well. So student workers came up to me and asked if we could create a Twitter account.

You got to talk into the twitter account talk more yep into so leaned into that wall what a bad situation um so student workers came to me um and asked if they'd create a twitter account um i wasn't wasn't sure about it at first um but as one of those kind of decided to let them let them do it i said if we're going to do it we have to have a goal and we decided the goal was to uh try and reach you somehow this is an incredible coaching teaching moment here and you are the head uh video guy i'm the video coordinator what's your name blake yonker hey blake how's it going man it's going great great to hear so you take this moment though and make it a real teaching moment. We have a goal. And was there other ideas planned for this video, or was this the video that I'm about to play?

Was this the video that you guys came up with in, like, a think tank session? You were like, you know what? That's fucking it for sure. So the way this came about was we had, like, a sort of a plan. We had some stuff written out what we were going to do, and this was what we were going to put out just for that day. We didn't know if we were going to see it or not. Okay, so this tweet got sent to me by the producer of Thursday Night Football named Brian Boyle, and I think I actually sent it to him.

Did you really? Yeah, I did. Yes, Mr. Hasselbeck followed us pretty quickly. So, yeah, many thanks to him. Matt has been a proponent of the At Temple FB video since literally I touched ground in Greenville today. And tonight even. Like I'm meeting with the coaches.

It actually was probably not very professional of me. I'm walking with your head coach, Rod Carey. I'm walking with him. He's taking me here. Let me take you with the offensive coordinator to have another football meeting. And I see you, and I see all you guys in your uniforms. You guys do have uniforms on. I read what your uniforms are going to be, and I just, like, abandoned the coach. I was like, I know you guys.

I almost gave you a hug, man. That was a great video. And for those that don't know, we will play that video right now. It is a video of our guy who is 5'8", 2 1⁄4", macho man Scotty Smalls, and another man who is not in the truck. That's Big Zeus. Of course it is. And this is the video they created.

We're here with macho Scotty Smalls. Now, Scott, how do you feel about Pat McAfee calling the game on Thursday night against ECU? I'll tell you what, brother. All right, so we stop there. Immediately, the Macho Man Randy Savage impression is iconic. I think you should be very proud of yourself that you decided to do that. Thank you. We knew you were a big wrestling guy, so we went with Macho Man. I think you should be very proud of yourself that you decided to do that. Thank you. That was our...

We knew you were a big wrestling guy, so we went with Macho Man. Let's have you judge your Macho Man impression. One to ten, what do you give yourself? I really only had like an hour and a half. I'll give myself like a 6.1. Okay. I mean, I wasn't going to judge you. I was going to let you judge yourself.

I think you're a little bit better than that, though. I mean, you're a little hard on yourself. You don't have enough grit, though. You're too young, you know what I mean? To wasn't going to judge you. I was going to let you judge yourself. I think you're a little bit better than that, though. I mean, you're a little hard on yourself. You don't have enough grit, though. You're too young. You know what I mean? To really get down in there. Oh, yeah. I'm just curious.

How old are you? I'm noticing that. I'm looking at the Ray-Bans. Kid looks 12. The perfect hair. Temple's just letting 12-year-olds into school, and the video staff is just letting a pre-teen fucking run this thing. No, but seriously, how old are you?

I'm 20 years old. No way, dude. No, but seriously, how old are you? I'm 20 years old. No way, dude. No way. Good for you, man. All right, anyways, let's get back to it. Pat McAfee might be a great announcer, but he thinks he's a big man with his golden foot. I'll tell you what. I'm the cream, and the cream always rises to the top.

So anytime you're ready, Pat, I'm challenging you to a pun-off. Mano y mano. Let's go for it, brother. In a miraculous punt. The ball stopped right at the inch line after a punt that exploded off your foot, literally. Didn't even look like that graphic was added on after the fact at all that was an impressive athletic swing by you brother

the impression though you kind of got like he kind of sounded a little spanish there didn't he zito zito uh used to be able to speak spanish he grew up in a cuban-speaking family then he went to a hypnotist uh to stop him from speaking spanish because he was mixing spanish and english so much that the spanish-speaking people couldn't understand him in the English People couldn't understand him so his parents sent him to a hypnotist so he would no longer speak Spanish so he can understand Spanish And he can translate Spanish. He just can't speak it. Will you say that into the microphone though? So I Did work yeah Can't speak Spanish, but he can understand it i was a translator at uh best buy

couldn't say anything back so couldn't say anything back anyways incredible video and we watched it a few times after matt hasselbeck sent it to our producer who then sent it to a group text that i was involved in you know matt could have cut out the middle guy like the farm-to-table restaurant that they ate out of, but instead they decided to go through somebody. I'm happy that all came together there. That was nice. So we watched the video a few times.

Big Zeus. People are saying he's the modern-day Oprah with his interviewing abilities. Honestly, the question he asked you was just so damn good. And your punt, people are wondering if you're the next big thing, you know. People are wondering, with a team that has had a seven-yard punt on the books this year, why you aren't potentially out there. Shots fired. And I would like to challenge you tomorrow.

What is the challenge? Hold on. Before you get to the challenge, Boyle, the producer, said, oh, you think Pat's up for the challenge? I was like, I'm not sure if he's healthy enough. I'm not sure if his knee is healthy enough. And then these guys tonight, you're like, hey, you think Pat's going to be up for the challenge?

And I was like, I don't know. There's zero chance. My going rate per punt right now is like $35,000 if you go back to my last season. So to get me to do that, it's going to be tough and also i'm enjoying my life with good knees right now that just happened recently after a a dumb decision to think i could go kick again i did good but blew out the knee i mean so i'm not going to do it but i would like to issue a challenge uh that could raise a lot of money for a particular charity of your choice. So we watched the film. The ball exploded off your foot.

We talked to your friends here in the video crew. They said you're kicking the ball roughly in, I think, 28 yards. Yeah, 30. In the air? Were you talking in the air or rolling? No, this is after rolling. They were very clear that this was after a roll. Right?

Is that accurate, Macho Scotty Spence? I'll say it's accurate. I'll deem that acceptable. That's basically what he just said. I'll say that's accurate. Okay, so tomorrow at pregame, you'll get one opportunity. Okay? Me, Matt will be down there.

Molly will be down there.lly will be down there adam will be down there and you'll have to punt from the goal line your foot can't pass the front of the goal you're punting out of the end zone so can't pass the front you can go use the entire goal line but your foot can't pass it and if it gets past the 30 yard line i'll donate 10 grand to a charity of your choice okay 30 yards 10 grand if it doesn't happen you have to wear one of them signs what's that movie uh die hard three one of those die hard three signs i don't know if ty's mic works or not my headphones don't work i don't know if he's spoken to a mic die hard three die hard three signs that is on you that says, I challenge Pat McAfee and I lost, or something,

I got beat by something along those lines, and you have to wear it for an entire day at school. So you have to go to class with it, you have to take it off, set it down next to you, and you just have to have people film you or take photos of you while you do it. Just like that. Do you know a good film crew? Do you know anybody?

Is Dr. Zeus, or what is his name? Big Zeus. Big Z for short. Sorry. We got a big Z here too. I'm sorry. It was just off Zildronus Ogalskis. We threw that in there for him.

Oh. For Zeus. Okay. So 30 yards, 10 grand. If not, you have to wear one of those signs all day through school. You have to make a video. We'll make an entire video of it. Sound like a plan?

Is the sign going to be provided to me? No, absolutely not. We can't even turn on the fucking microphones in here, bud. You think we can send you a sign? We got no time. We got no time to do anything. And yours would be much nicer than ours. We're not artistically, you know.

You have to write the message has to be in that, you know, acceptable. You're cool with that, right? Yeah, I'm down with it. I almost want you to be a sign spinner, too. Like, you know, those people that stand on the corners. Like, the more and more I think about it, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know what I'm talking about? I don't know what we do.

Mattresses on sale. Yeah, yeah. We buy gold and shit. What do you think? What do you think? You would rather walk around with something or sign spin for, like, an hour? I think I'd rather do the sign spin if we're being honest. Really?

I don't know how good I'd be at the sign spinning, which could be better content, I guess. Yeah. See, I like where your head's at. That's why I think Macho Scotty Smalls is going to be blowing up here soon. Just the content machine right there. All right. So you're going to sign spin? So then we will probably have to supply you with the proper sign.

Big thinking out of me there. Get the sign now. Yeah, so we'll get the sign. We actually met the number seven sign spinner in the world on a street corner in Los Angeles. Facts. It's a true story. Is that not a true story, Ty? Yeah, absolutely. Saw the guy spinning the hell out of a sign

on a street corner in Los Angeles and we're just walking by. I just bought some shoes from Flight Club or something like that. Yep. And we're walking by and this dude, everybody's just walking by this guy because it's Los Angeles and I just i just like stopping him like in a trance this guy looks like a cirque de soleil science fair he's like throwing it up catching it on his head he did like a handstand at one point he flipped it around did a back bend and people were just walking by him and i was like

hey man here i tipped him i was like here you go man that's some incredible shit and he was like number seven sign spinner in the world last year and i was like let's learn about that who's ranking sign spinners he's like oh there's a contest in vegas i'm going to it and he was practicing and i think my tip led him there i don't know how he did but it was a real thing so that's what i'm expecting out of you call me number six That's what I'm expecting out of you. Call me number six. Ooh.

Oh, Macho Scotty Smalls. That's a single digit at Temple. That's a big deal. Uh-huh. Is that real? Yeah. Tell him what Coach does with single digits at Temple. Go ahead.

So at Temple, what we do is the players have. Come on. You saw how this all works. These mics were literally just laying on the floor just a minute ago with no sign of life. You've got to give it everything you've got in there. It's our fault, not yours, but we need you here. You know what I mean? We need you here.

So at Temple, a single digit is given to what is considered the toughest guy on the team uh both and he represents the team uh both on the field and off the field um so it can be given to anybody any grade level but it's voted on by the players oh that's awesome so like you could be number 90 and then all of a sudden the the leadership of the team, the vote, and then all of a sudden you're number nine, and it's a huge honor. That is awesome. And tough is a big thing. Temple tough is the slogan.

With two Fs. T-U-F-F. Yep. Grew up on tough street. The further down you lived, the tougher you are. I lived at the end of the road. You know what I mean? Macho Scotty Smalls.

I think when I think of Temple Tough, I'm looking at it right now. 20-year-old, 5'8", 2 1⁄4", content machine. Number six sign spinner on earth. Temple Tough. Maybe that's what we put on the sign, too. We've got to have Temple Tough on there somewhere. That's an incredible slogan.

That's an incredible story too. But there's only nine numbers there. And typically, correct me if I jump in here, but typically like number nine goes to a D lineman, right? Who's your best linebacker, the middle linebacker there, Scotty?

We've got some great linebackers in general. When I say this, I mean this. I know nothing about the Temple Owls football team right now. I got 24 hours to learn a lot of shit. Anything you tell me here is probably going to get on air, so let's be accurate. We got our guys, number five, Sean Bradley. And number

three, Chappelle Russell. Chappelle. Chappelle. I think he's my favorite player. You can call him Pell. Alright. You said maybe. You gave a head nod as if he's my favorite player. You can call him Pell. All right. You said maybe. You gave a head nod as if that's a maybe thing. No, I'm just giving head nods out right now. Keep going.

I'm agreeing. Keep going. You want me to go down the Ross? No, don't do that. So only nine get selected. Do you want me to give you the single-digit tough people? Yeah, sure. Is that what you want?

Is this a quiz? If he doesn't get this right, does he have to do this? Oh, I'm definitely getting it right. What are you, like the dictionary for Temple football? Watch a lot of Temple football, I think. That is true. I should probably know. Five cameras on every practice game.

Yeah, but okay, but who's the toughest tough guy? Yeah, who's the toughest tough guy? I got my vote. I got my vote right now. Toughest tough guy. It's between two guys, but I got my vote. Well, in the Indianapolis Colts, the number one went to the toughest guy. Toot, toot.

Inside baseball. But is there just nine of these that get voted in? So, like, okay, we have nine slots, and you need to vote in these nine? Not always nine. Sometimes there's only six. There's more than nine this year because there's two linemen because they can't wear single digit, but they're single digit tough. Oh, yeah, because it's got to be in the 60s or 50s or whatever.

So they're honorary single digit number guys who have to wear two digit numbers. Yeah, they can't wear their. So does it say, like, on their their helmet? Supposed to be a one? Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. So there's the American flag. There's the conference sticker.

Power Six. Power Six. And then there is... By the way, we've been selling the shit out of that every Thursday night again. Only a couple, actually. We've only dropped it a couple times. We could do better with the Power Six. Probably throw that around tomorrow.

You want to toss that around? Big could do better with the Power 6. Probably throw that around tomorrow. You want to stash that around her? Big Power 6 guy. Big Power 6. Macho Scotty Smalls. Big time Power 6 guy. Alright, we'll pump the hell out of it. And then right above that, it's like should only have a single digit, but can't due to rules of game.

I don't know what the sticker says. Oh, what the hell? He's saying there's a sticker, not me. It's just like in place of their normal number, it'll say what their number would be if they could pick. Huh. Hmm. If that makes it on the air tomorrow, we're going to hit it out of the park.

Probably not going to make it on the air tomorrow. Who should we look for to be very good tomorrow, you think? Jesus, Scotty. Big fan of the trenches. Oh! Big fan of the trenches. He has a podcast called In the Trenches with Zeke. It hasn't had a podcast yet.

Unbelievable. But it's kind of in... He's thought of it. It's kind of in... It's got greenlit. Yeah, it's got greenlit. It just hasn't fully been released. We're big-time trenches folks in this box truck.

I like that. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to throw the rock a lot tomorrow, huh? Hasselbeck, you excited for the game? Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be a good one. It's going to be a great game.

Matt did a bunch of studying for this. I did. He's all in. He's ready to sell the hell out of Temple. What should we say about Temple? Why it's a good school or place to be? Huh? Just guys that get after school or place to be? Huh? Just guys that get after it.

Like on the entire campus? I don't know about that. Hey, University of Temple, go a little bit about that place. A bunch of guys that get after it over there. What is the cell for Temple? It's Philadelphia. There's a lot of kids that go there, right? Yeah.

North Philadelphia. There's a lot of kids that go there, right? I mean, it's a... Yeah. North Philadelphia. Born and raised. On the playground is where I spend most of my days. Are you from Philly? No, I'm from the suburbs. King of Prussia? No, what's that county that they all... Delco.

Delco. Delco. Delco. Hey, hold on. Hold on. Hit that. Yo, Delco. Whatco. You're Delco? Delco. Hey, hold on. Hold on. Hit that. Yo, Delco. What up, baby?

Want to go have some water ice down there? We had a guy. Is Booz from Delco? Yeah, Delco County. Geno's and Pat's, baby. He works at Barstool now, but he's a hilarious, legendary individual. And we still do an impression of him from Delco County. And that's where you're from?

Delco, yep. Everybody I've ever met from Delco is electric. Just the county. Just the water you guys drink. The wooter. I got a bad feeling about you punting tomorrow. I think that thing's going 10 yards. I'm a gamer.

That's what I... I just don't know. East Carolina, you're going to be on foreign turf. It's an away game for you. Adam Amin's going to be commentating. He's battling right now through. I think he's got a bowl up at that. He's got the same thing that Hasselbeck had on Thursday Night Football when we played against Houston.

He's very sick. The contingency plan, you don't know this, might be that you're the play-by-play guy. I know a lot. This is the right game. This is the right game for it. This is definitely the right game for it. I mean, I was at a WWE event about two hours ago.

I mean, it's all coming together. You and Mike Black. Mike Black will just point to the guy. You just repeat the name. Hey, how about when Mike Black's in there acting out who did what when he's pointing at the thing? I love that. That guy is a weapon. I'm bad at charades, apparently. I keep getting it wrong. Yeah, they keep saying numbers to us. They're like, ah. And I'm he's pointing at the thing i love that that guy is i'm bad at charades apparently i keep getting it wrong yeah they keep saying numbers to us

they're like yeah and i'm like oh is it number five they go five yards or is it the fifth time how about when there was a 52 yard you know catch and he's and i say seven for seven years i was like people have no idea There's a lot going on in that booth. I don't think anybody knows. I had no idea before I got involved. 25, 52. I have no idea. Seven times.

That doesn't make any sense. That was more than a seven-yard completion. And then they whisper to you off microphone, and then you're almost saying onto the mic, what? It's just like the show is even worse. So there's a lot going on. We're going to sell the hell out of Temple, though. 40,000 people, big school, North Philadelphia, Will Smith's from there.

That's good. Temple alumni, by the way, are going through it. We'll probably stay away from that. Yeah, is Bill Cosby Temple tough? Vince McMahon's ECU, Sandra Bullock's ECU. So you guys got to come up with a good list for us. Macho Scotty Smalls, I think, is what we're pushing tomorrow night. You got a temple.

Hole in Oats. Hole in Oats. Owls. Hole in Oats. They're owls. Sing one of their songs. Oh, here she comes. Oh.

Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up. Oh, here she comes. She's a man eater. Oh. I thought I was going to catch you right there. You were just right on. Because I thought that was just something they told you. Like, hey, all the notes went here.

And you're like, ah, fuck it, right? I'll remember that. Gamer. You are a gamer. He's a gamer. I think he's going 31 yards tomorrow. We're going to donate $10,000 to a charity that you'll figure out by then. All right, I appreciate you guys.

Thank you so much for stopping by. Way to go, Temple. Thanks for having us. Hey, you know what? Temple tough, bro. Lock in. Oh, is that another one? That's our hashtag.

That's the hashtag for video. It's lock in. You guys have like walkie-talkies around the stadium? Yep. And you're all on. Is there any panic moments? No, there can't be, right? What do you have, like walkie-talkies around the stadium? Yep. And you're all on. Is there any panic moments? No, there can't be, right?

I mean. Not during the games. At practice or games? Not during the games. No panic mode. We're always locked in. Are you guys up on a lift in practice? We're locked in during the games. Yeah.

Oh, we used. We're going through a transitional phase right now. We just got some end zone cameras. Oh, that are just PTZs? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Really? You guys got some pan-tilt zooms up there in some end zone cameras. Oh, that are just PTZs? Really? You guys got some pan-tilt zooms up there in the end zone? We don't have to be sending kids up 50 feet in the sky.

That's good news. That's good news. Long overdue. I won't say it, but we... Don't say it. Everyone knows what I'm getting at. I had a full moment where I was like, Dad, don't say it. I'm happy this happens, though, because it becomes a target for kickers.

And when you're up there, the weather, I mean, who knows what could happen up there. It's a little grittier up there, though. Were you the guy up there? Yeah. Scotty Smalls. Who was the other one? Yeah, he's been up there. Me and Zeus.

Because you guys are up there in your own world for two and a half, three hours. Yeah. Literally just standing up in the sky all by yourself. Everybody can stare at you at any given moment. You're just kind of a, you're working, but you're in your own world up there. And you and Zeus are pretty tight, huh? That's what it sounds like. Yeah, Zeus is my guy.

You and Big Z. Big Z. The next Barbara Walters, Big Z. Big time interviewer guy. Big time everything. Zeus is electric. He's selling pizza right now. He should be at the game.

I'm disappointed in Zeus. How about that? He's hustling. He's hustling. I got to respect that. You got to respect the hustle. I know. I didn't get to take a weekend off.

I mean, I'd give him what he was going to make from selling pizzas just to stop and buy. Hey, are you going to miss being up in the tower, though. I mean, I'd give him what he was going to make from selling pizzas just to stop and buy. Hey, are you going to miss being up in the tower, though? I mean, what was that like? I mean, there's some nice days up there. Peaceful, therapeutic. Some of them aren't too fun. Most of them aren't that fun.

Nice being up there, though, sometimes. In Seattle, we had this guy. He's legendary. He was one of the first employees ever with the Seahawks named Tom Firmstead, film guy, huge smoker. So we'd be like watching film, studying film. And every once in a while, all of a sudden, big cloud. And then it's like reverse, forward, reverse, slow motion. What is that? It's Fermi.

Camel filters. Oh, that is incredible. I like it on the team film where you can see the crowd in front of the field goal. So if you watch on the back, you can sometimes see the crowd in the front or whatever. The high-end zone camera. Yes. There's always some really interesting characters on that because we're watching that, obviously, for field goal. Anytime a little animal pops up on the scene, I'm like like i wish we could find out who this guy is right here

the drunk that we aimed at on this particular field goal who's now on our team film and that's what we'll do in the broadcast tomorrow we have done a nice job of kind of embracing the stadium that we're in and finding the characters the dancers the outfits the and i think in this town you think so i think there's going to be some really I think we're going to have a potential entertaining crowd. Will there be any Temple fans here at this game? Yeah, do you guys travel? It's not an easy trip. That sounded like a no.

Well, this is like really the opposite of Philly, right? Greenville, North Carolina. It's kind of. I don't know, man. I went to the cookout. Place was pretty awesome. It was incredible, wasn't it, Zito? Corn dog. Corn dog on the side. Could have got a Philly cheesesteout. The place was pretty awesome. It was incredible, wasn't it, Zito? Corn dog.

Corn dog on the side. Could have got a Philly cheesesteak there. That was an option. Oh, you guys are uppity about the cheesesteaks. Yo, if it's not Geno's or Pat's, I ain't eating it. Is that how you guys feel, though? The rest of the world's cheesesteaks are not as good as Philly cheesesteaks. Yeah, that's definitely true.

That's such an interesting thought because I don't have an opinion on this. The rest of the world puts it on the menu as Philly cheesesteak. But what? Just because the air? Just a cheesesteak here. Not here in Philly. Oh, you're saying this is just a Greenville cheesesteak that is tagged in the Philly name? They call it a Philly cheesesteak.

A lot of times there's peppers on there or something. I don't like peppers. Get out of here. That's not a cheesesteak. No, what are you eating? That's not a cheesesteak. Cheesesteak is with cheese whiz. Whiz wit? With onions?

Whiz wit. That shit stinks. Don't listen to him. He's in a bad mood. You heard him earlier. He's not happy. You should not heard him earlier. He is not happy. You should not. Hey, a little negativity back here. Yeah, I mean, I may slit my throat tonight. We'll see.

You guys, this podcast may never see the light of day. What he's saying is none of this is probably recorded. Yeah, that's what he's saying. Anyway, so he's happy, but I like cheese sticks. I go whiz wit as well. That would be my move. Is provolone an option? Yeah.

Say that again? How about when you go to the ocean, you run down the beach, and you jump in the ocean? But that is? Water? Yeah, just saying. You know what I was trying to get you hey these guys are like super philly so i was just thinking as a way to warm up for this punt it might be a good idea for you guys

to like maybe run the philly special oh yeah now we're talking huh no like you guys all pick we're happy we win for someone's nick foals someone's trey burton what do you think have you guys let me ask you this question. Have you ever run the Philly Special? Or has everyone in Philly done that once already? Yeah, it really is something, right? Yeah. I have someone with a tattoo of it.

Just right on the leg? Yeah, right on the calf. You know someone with a tattoo of it? Yeah. I mean, right there on the calf, too. So anytime they got shorts on, the people and motherfuckers behind them know. Hey, Nick Foles caught a thudder.

And then they said, get the fuck out of town. And he broke his collarbone in Jacksonville. He'll be back next year. He got a statue. Nick Foles has a statue? Yeah. Oh, I think that's more than enough then.

Yeah. I didn't know that was the case. Is it outside the stadium? From Bud Light. It's in the Head House Plaza, which is like right through a gate, like right before you go up the steps of the stadium. Is that just a sponsor thing or will that be there forever? Bud Light bought it and got it.

Yeah, it's kind of like... Is that whenever he goes over and says, how about Philly Philly or whatever? Is that what it is? Yeah. What an iconic moment, by the way. So Bud Light just gifted it to Philly. It's kind of like what the French did with the Statue of Liberty. Thank you.

This is better, though. Similar. Oh, that's better. All right. Hey, it was big. It was big. Yeah. I mean, Statue of Liberty pretty large as well, I'd assume.

Actually, Zito says, much smaller than I think. We're staring at it from 74 stories in the sky. Looking down. That thing's a lot smaller than I thought it was. I'm like, dude, we are literally 800 feet in the air right now. I feel like seeing Danny DeVito for the first time. That's what I thought. Danny DeVito. What a little fella.

Sonny in Philadelphia. Now we're talking. One of the greatest comedies in history is based in Philadelphia. You guys love that show? Yeah, Sonny? It's Always Sonny? Really? I think so. Okay. Favorite show of all time? Not favorite show of all time,

but it's definitely my top three. Definitely top three. I couldn't even tell you what my top three are. No. I liked Bull until I found out that Dr. Bull was a bad guy on set. So I was like, I can't watch it anymore. Because the thing about it is you're smarter than everybody. And then I heard you're not a good guy on set.

And it's like, nah, fucking ruined the movie. Ruined the show for me. It's like if i don't like an actor i can't i can't watch a movie and just not hate the person i'm like i don't care how nice he is in this particular setting i can't deal with it same with musicians that bug is awesome though it's been hanging around this entire time i was talking to it earlier there's another one in here too this entire place might be infested but that's neither here nor there we're very thankful that the temple football video crew came through today.

I can't wait to see if you can punt the ball 30 yards tomorrow. That seems easy, by the way. If you run fast enough and just throw the ball off your chest, it should be able to roll 30 yards. Are you going to really give it a go, or what is going to be your technique? Hit the ball as far as I can. Do you have any athletic experience in your life? I played high school football. Now we're talking.

What position? Guard. Yeah. In the trenches. In the trenches. In the trenches. Athlete. You're going to figure it out.

You were a big-time leverage guy when you were playing guard. Low man wins. I'm pretty low in general. That's what I'm saying. Use it to your advantage. Zito here has got a low center of gravity. Can't be toppled. That guy right there. And he'll eat right now

everything in a restaurant if it needs to happen. Won't you, Zeke? That's in the trenches right there. That's what we're talking about. 30 yards tomorrow. Good luck. $10,000. That can really help the world. You know that. Matt Hasselbeck's going to throw in an extra $2,500.

I'm curious if he has a charity picked out. You don't have to say it, but I'm curious if you have a plan on that. Is there a plan or are you going to workshop it tonight with the boys here? I think it's going to be more of a workshop. Who's a better person than me and knows a charity that we can give this money to? That's basically it. Or maybe it's he doesn't think it's going to happen, so he's kind of like. No, I think he thinks he's spinning signs.

Because this is like you kind of lied to me, I think. If you said 28 yards is your max which Now that I know more about you. I think you probably kicked the ball further So you kind of hustled me a little bit into this So if you don't get it, I think a lot of people are gonna probably judge you I'm ready for the judgment. I Think you're gonna get it, huh? What do you think Matt just? Just looking at him, his calm demeanor, his quiet confidence. He's very confident.

I'll tell you what. On those videos, he's very good. Is he? No, I'm saying, like, he's – I watched that punt. I thought that thing maybe went seven yards, the one that you put up there. That was the best punt of the day. Really?

Here's the thing. It was like a golf shot. He's getting the roll, Pat. Yeah, the roll could help, but it also can hurt. 30 yards. Let's remember that. I'm a lefty, though, so I got a nice little spin going on. I didn't know just because the ball was spinning the opposite direction

that there's no chance of it bouncing back. Tumbling forward. Oh, every time. Every time. The lefties areumbling forward. Oh, every time. Every time. The lefties are tumbling. That's a great, hey, by the way, as a punter, that's a great trait to have that your ball always bounces forward. I always had one that just bounced sideways, right?

So I never got to steal any big-time yards. But whenever we were in the pooch, normally I got a pretty good spot. So it was like, that's kind of fucking me in the open field. But whenever we're deep in there, it was good. You get a ball that rolls, you can be a big ball punter for Temple, you know,

next time they're backed up, put out macho Scotty Smalls, let the big lefty come in and swing that south ball at that thing, get a good roll. We'll find out tomorrow. Happy for you, Scotty. It's been awesome meeting you guys.

Thanks for tweeting me, man. Thanks for letting him do this. Not a problem. Smart too. Temple for the T do this. Not a problem. Smart, too. Temple for the T. Hey, show the thing. Show the... No.

There it is. Look at that. Look at that sleeveless right there with the Temple T. Yeah, that's clever. I'll tell you what. I've been saying this whole season. I can be persuaded into who I like more. And ECU, aside from that cookout place, they haven't really given me anything yet.

And I'll call right down the middle because that's what I am, a professional analyst. But if something good happens for Temple, I'm going to be pretty excited. Because this is an incredible. Is this off center? What the hell happened here, boys? Oh, it's on the tit. Oh, it's not in the middle. It's on the left boob. Got it. I thought you had it off center? What the hell happened here, boys? Oh, it's on the tit. Oh, it's not in the middle. It's on the left boob.

Got it. I thought you had it off center. I thought Macho Scotty Smalls, potentially. So, it's on the left, too. You know what I mean? It's kind of your side. Strong side. Oh! What?

I didn't... Oh, strong side. Left side. Strong side. Or here's the left side. Strong side. Left side. Strong side.

Left side. thank you so much Scotty for coming in here today good luck tomorrow in the pregame strong side thanks for thanks for having us

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We're getting out of here. If you haven't sent Ty a message trying to cheer him up, please do so, because I think it's only gotten worse. I thought with time he would be happier but that's not the case uh we're gonna be live at 10 a.m maybe who knows see how that goes follow along just literally it's a shit show and youtube.com forward slash the pat mcafee show our last vlog uh that foxy put together is getting rave reviews actually yep We're putting out like 13 documentaries this fall. We just put out our third one. Third one, yes. And we're giving away an Apple Watch in there and a round trip to Memphis, Tennessee.

Beautiful Memphis, Tennessee. Lovely Memphis, Tennessee. If you're going to go down to Memphis, make sure you check out Beale Street. If you look like all of us, though, basically don't show your face down there at the 10 p.m. Otherwise, you're going to get your throat cut, you're going to get your wallet stolen, and you're going to get roughed up. Other than that, Memphis is one of the best cities in the world. Just know that Pat does giveaways usually when bad things happen.

And this next vlog, vlog number four, coming out Tuesday, we already got two giveaways. What? That is kind of the trend, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when something terrible happens, I'm just like, you know what? Fuck it. Let's give something away. Yeah.

The one is kind of funny because it involved Ty almost puking. People are going to start rooting for our misery. I think they already are. That's why a vlog does well. It's like, and I sometimes think that people. That's why the vlog does well. I sometimes think that people think it's potentially staged, all the shit. It's not.

It is not. It is not expected. It is not something that we're like, oh, I'm sure we have a plan for that. We don't. We don't. It's just kind of roll with the punches type operation. There's been a lot of punches, man.

We're just fucking kidding. We're just like, boom, boom, boom, bang, bang. We're just fucking kidding. Boom, boom, boom, bang, bang. Eating a few of them. Boom, bang, bang, bang. I'm like fucking Homer Simpson in the ring, dog. Just keep knocking us. We're going to stand back up. I think we're going to be in New York City this weekend for the Triple G fight.

Can't wait. Can't wait. Hey, I think it's going to be fun. I think so, too. Yeah. I think it's going to be a lot of fun. It's on the zone. Triple G, I guess, is an. Yeah. I think it's going to be a lot of fun. It's on the zone. Triple G, I guess, is an incredible boxer.

Yeah. He's fighting against a fucking Chanko. Yeah. Another Chanko. The Russian. Yeah, if you need me to translate, I got you. Oh, my. Russian and Spanish.

You don't know Russian? Oh, dang it. Nastrovya. That's just one word. Da! Show's over Ty Schmitt hit the music And sleep tight dude අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි She'll only come out at night Lean and hug retired

Nothing new I've seen her here before Watching her wedding She's sitting with you, but her eyes are on the door So many a pain to see What you think, you get it for free The woman is wild, she can't tame by the purgative Money's a matter, if you're ready for love

You ain't gonna get too far Oh, here she comes Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up Oh, here she comes Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up Oh, here she comes She's a man-eater Oh, here she comes Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up Oh, here she comes

She's a man-eater I wouldn't if I were you, knowing she can do She's deadly mad, she could really rip your heart Mind over matter, the beauty is there But a beast is in the heart Oh, here she comes Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up Oh, here she comes She's a man-eater

Oh, here she comes Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up Oh, here she comes She out, boy, she'll chew you up Oh, here she comes She's a mad eater ស្រូវាប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ព Oh, here she comes, here she comes Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up Oh, here she comes, here she comes Watch out boy, she'll chew you up Oh, here she comes, she's a mad leader Oh, here she comes, she's a mad leader Oh, she'll chew you up Oh, here she comes, here she comes She's a mad leader Oh, here she comes She'll only come out at night

Oh, here she comes Here she comes, she's a man-eater Oh, here she comes She's a man-eater The woman is wild Oh, here she comes Here she comes Watch out, boy

Watch out, boy Oh, here she comes Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out Oh, there she comes, watch out The man eater Oh, there she comes, she's the man eater She's watching and waiting