The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 113 - Matt Hasselbeck, Joe Flacco, & Some Incredible Conversation

Episode Date: October 4, 2019

On today’s show, Matt Hasselbeck joins Pat and the boys again from the box truck in Greenville, North Carolina. They chat about the Kirk Cousins/Stefon Diggs drama in Minnesota and why the blame should maybe he pointed at someone else along with Kirk Cousins, and whether Matt has ever been in a similar situation. They also cover whether or not Matt thinks Jared Goff is a good quarterback, and what he says to the people that criticize him. Super Bowl MVP and elite quarterback, Joe Flacco also stops by to check in with the show. Pat and Matt also shoot the breeze, and chat about some people who Pat wasn’t initially a fan of, but eventually came around on. And because it is Friday, Pat uses this opportunity to culture Matt in some ways with a couple of picks for Friday Bangerz to help send you into the weekend. Today’s a fun one. Come and laugh with us, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Matt, I might look like I'm talking like this, but I'm talking to you. You're like Mahomes. You're like Mahomes. No look interview, Danny. No look. interview danny no rex ryan said that you cheated because you did a no look left through right as opposed to look right through left just something to talk about that's not true rex is the actually the only person that didn't hit a target that day by the way and i only threw one impressive throws by the countdown crew. So Adam Schefter was actually aiming for the second plate and hit the third plate.

But I do that in pool. Like, I just, you know, swing and, you know, whatever. Billiards? Yeah, billiards. Whatever pocket it goes in. It doesn't count, then. Yeah, to me it counts. No, you don't come into my pool hall and do that bullshit where you're just knocking balls into holes.

Yeah, that's me. You got to call your shot. Yeah, you got to call your shot. Well, that was the thing in the no-look pass. It was just kind of like, yeah, whatever. It was a great throw by you. They didn't pick it up on camera, really. It's tough.

Yeah, I don't get a lot of promo there. But Schefter is so blind, like he can't see without his glasses, that even if he was staring at the targets, there's no chance he could see 20 yards away. Like, no chance. Is that how far it was, 20 yards out? It was far. It was pretty far.

When I say this, I mean this. Your throw looked good. It had a little zip on it. Thank you. It had a little hum to it. Thank you. It was early in the morning, too. Why don't you go play quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings? Because it seems like they've got a guy hum to it. Thank you. It was early in the morning, too. Why don't you go play quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings?

Because it seems like they got a guy that everybody hates. I don't like you saying that. I'm just telling you what is happening. Can I tell you, because you have been so deep in this ECU Temple game. I have been. I don't know what's going on in the outside world. I go hibernate for two days for this college thing. I come out of it, and then I get back on track with NFL.

And I'm very thankful you do that because I'm the complete opposite. I don't even peek at the ECU Temple game. I am so surrounded by everything else happening in the world. And the Minnesota Vikings, just a small little team in the middle of America, is garnering a lot of headlines due to the drama that is happening around their team. Stephon Diggs just yesterday had a press conference that said there is something to the rumors that he has to be traded, but he's not going to speak on that,

which you just did. You literally just... Hey, Stephon, I don't know how to say this. You just spoke on it. And we, in real time on the show yesterday, figured out that the reason why Stephon Diggs is upset is because Kirk Cousins on the Kirk Cousins show, which we are avid listeners.

Yeah, big fans. We love the Kirk Cousins show. It's on the MinnesotaVikings.com website. He talked about how Adam Thielen is the best player. He's the best wide receiver. He's one of the best players in the league. He asked to give him the ball more. He apologized to Adam Thielen because after the game,

Adam Thielen had the emotional response. He was like, we have to be able to throw the ball. He said it wasn't a shot at Kirk Cousins it was a broad sense whatever the case is Stefan Diggs listened to the Kirk Cousins show just like we did and was like wait a minute this guy's talking about Adam Thielen being the best player on team doesn't even say anything to me he ain't throwing shit to me either so now he skips practice on Wednesday then Thursday he comes back and says yeah there's something we want to be traded this is a wild situation that I have never I don't think I've ever been around.

I'm not sure if you have. You've been around a long time. People just not showing up to work is an insane thought to me. That is a new thing. It is. It really is a new thing. And it sounds like Stefan Diggs is not backing off of it either. Like in that press conference, he wasn't like, yeah, I'm sorry I didn't come yesterday.

Trade rumors are all lie. He was like, yeah, there's something to it. I'm just not going to talk about it. So he's like building it up even more. That Vikings team, and it all surrounds around you like that guy, right? More than that, though. Like if you're a wide receiver, Mike Zimmer was a week one. How many passes did Kirk Cousins even attempt?

Was it like 10? Can somebody fact check 12? I think he was 10 for 12. What are your 10 for 12? So if you're a wide receiver and they've got good wide receivers. Pay them, too. Right, and Stephon Diggs and Adam Thielen are two of the best receivers, in my mind.

They're very good receivers. Talented. They've got good tight ends, and your head coach is a defensive head coach, and he's saying, we don't want to throw the ball. And in week one, you've been working all offseason to have this great year, and you've got this big money quarterback that can put up yards. He's proven that year after year after year.

When? He's put up 4,000 yards. How many years in a row? Like four years in a row? Who? Kirk Cousins. Check the facts. No. Yep. He's completed passes in the NFL. 2015, 2018. 4,000 plus. Thank you.

But you have a head coach Well, 2018, 4,000 plus. Thank you. Thank you. Huh. But you have a head coach. Well, what happened? Because he stinks. So listen. So you have a head. Well, listen.

Here's what happened. Two years ago, three years ago, they were good. Mike Zimmer. They had good offensive line play, right? Yes. I'm going to screw this up, okay? Because the years are running together. I got ECU and Temple on me.

It's not journalistic integrity. Basically, it's this. Mike Zimmer knows that the pass protection is key. His defense and pass protection is key. You can't get a sack on a running play. So he's like, listen, we want to run the ball. I want to throw it 12 times a game. Last year, in the middle of the season, they went up to Monday Night Football

and played the Seattle Seahawks. I raised the 12th man flag. Oh, that was cool, by the way. That's a good piece of content. That might be why the Seahawks defense played so well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People are saying. People are saying.

People are saying that. But what happened was the offensive coordinator, John DeFilippo, called the game like a normal NFL game. A little pass, a little run. Mike Zimmer said, no, I told you to run the ball. I fire you. He fired his offensive coordinator the next day, Tuesday. Fired him.

Fired. Gone. Because I said run the ball. So the new offensive coordinator. Oh, this is a lot deeper than I thought. This guy, Kevin Stefanski, another young, bright offensive mind. Great in the passing game. He's like, listen, you're the offensive coordinator interim,

and you can be the offensive coordinator next year too if you buy into my plan, which is run the ball. So what's he do? Week one, Kirk Cousins throws 12 passes, completes 10 of them. If you're a wide receiver on that team that's been working hard all year, all offseason, Stefan Diggs, Adam Thielen, you're frustrated, and you won the game fine so like you're not going to say anything so the frustration is there you're not going to say

anything but now all of a sudden you're losing games you lost to Chicago badly very done and they just were like you know what I think that that stems that stems from it and like what you're mentioning to me too there's a there's a there's something to massaging and sort of like finessing what your words are publicly like on a radio show yes very much and i think kirk cousins has been very honest and very self-deprecating i like the accountability where he apologized about it but the challenge is at some point you can overdo it and offend somebody else by accident which is what i think happened and i and i have done that also right i have done that by accident i got kind of sold out by a um by a tv announcer they asked me one year they said okay it's third down who do you you know

who are you going to in a critical moment this was the announcers for the broadcast like our in our production meetings yep right which by the way i didn't know happened they happen on every game that's crazy to me i had played in the nfl for eight years i had no idea they happened so they you know so they'll invite guys in and so in this case it's a former quarterback that's calling the game and he says all right hey it's third and seven who are you going to in a critical situation games on the line and i had a guy that i had played with a long time in Bobby Ingram. He's now coaching tight ends for the Baltimore Ravens. And we had a bunch of other guys that were good players,

but they were new to our team. And I said to him, again, this was a mistake on my part, I said, oh, I'm looking for Bobby Ingram. I go, he's my first choice, my second choice, and my third choice. Well, of course. of course i overdid it there i over exactly i was trying to throw a bone to a guy that had been on our team that was shorter maybe slower than the guys he was competing with that i felt the the scouts and the gm they were trying to replace they were trying to kick a out with the old regime yep and with the new guys

that are like taller faster better at the combine but this is a football player this is bobby ingram this is my guy yeah and so when i said that this tv announcer used it in the broadcast he goes oh when i asked hasselbeck yesterday who he's looking for in a critical down on third down he's looking for bobby ingram one two and three so now the other receivers they're upset. Yes. And they should be upset. Because it wasn't really true.

I was just really trying to be complimentary towards Bobby Ingram. And in the process, I offended really good players. And I forget who it was that year, but it could have been guys like Nate Burleson, Joe Jerevicius. Guys that are very good players. And for sure, they just were newer to our team. But yeah, that could be upsetting to hear, especially when you're hearing it through a third party. Yeah, and so I learned that lesson the hard way.

Like, I screwed up. I screwed up. I didn't really feel that way. I was trying to throw a compliment to one guy, and by accident I dissed somebody else. And so to you, just hearing that for the first time, what you're telling me, Kirk Cousins, how he apologized to Adam Thielen, what he said to Adam Thielen, what he said to Adam Thielen.

Stephon Diggs is a very good receiver. And it wouldn't surprise me if that was like, really, dude? Well, and compounded with your team is a philosophy to not throw the ball and you're a wide receiver, plus with that. And that's the bigger thing. The fact that Mike Zimmer is this defensive head coach

that has a mindset for how he wants to do it out and he's he has the right to do that he's the head football coach but you've got a lot of money and high draft picks tied up in you know tight end wide receiver quarterback and so it's just an odd pairing to to have it what it is that's such an interesting do you think Kirk will learn from this? Obviously. I actually think that Kirk Cousins is a better leader than people realize. I really do. What is this, dude? What is Matt Hasselbeck talking about? I mean, he would know more than I would, but I think Kirk Cousins fucking stinks.

He's a little bit... He's a Green Bay Packers fan. But I also watched him play in college, too, against Iowa. You know what I mean? I just... I don't know. I don't... Maybe... No. He fucking stinks. But still, they're $84 million. Yeah, well, and he took

less money to go to Minnesota. They were a team. The New York Jets offered him a lot more money to be their quarterback, and he took less money. Who were the quarterbacks that had Michigan State with him? Nick Foles. Brian Hoyer. Drew Stanton. their quarterback and he took less money who were the quarterbacks didn't want to get state with him nick foals brian hoyer drew stanton it was like all nfl quarterbacks at michigan state i i don't think that you know he was drafted people sometimes forget he was drafted to the washington redskins when rg3 was drafted no yeah yeah this is why always the excuse this is what i say

he was always like the savior in washington when rg3 wasn't doing well they're like oh we got kirk cousins and then he got in and he did okay but they're like i did good for the redskins they're a bad organization he's always gotten a pass and then when you get 84 million guaranteed there's an expectation it comes now granted that that's when the pass is out the window once you make a lot of money the critique and the criticism is going to go nuclear well it has to yeah i mean that just comes with the position i think the thing for him where he needs to get over the hump is he's got to play at the level that he's played for the last four years in big games. Yeah, he looks scared.

In the part-time games. He looks scared. But again, I think it goes back to head coach philosophy, changing coordinators, changing teams, coaching staff. It's very interesting to me. We'll get past that because Stefan Diggs did not stop the drama. No, no. Escalated it probably.

He's a good guy. I know these guys. Stefan Diggs is a good guy. Adam Thielen, good guy. Adam Thielen, great guy. Another thing about Adam Thielen is that he looks a certain way. You almost have a prejudice towards him, like, oh, well, he's going to be this kind of a guy.

He's a hothead. He's an elite wide receiver in every way. He got into that trash-talking thing with Bill Belichick. Yes. He gets hot on the sidelines. He yelled at me for missing a putt. He yelled at me for missing a putt down in the Bahamas. Oh, yeah, we were teammates.

Me and him took on Del Curry and chris paul in a alternate shot situation and del curry scratch golfer chris paul was struggling um but every time we thought we had del curry and chris paul on the on the ropes del curry would hit this fucking incredible shot chris paul would hit a great shot and there was like a four foot putt or three foot putt and i just missed it you know And I just felt the eyes just look at me from Adam Thielen. I was like, oh, my God. This guy just hit a three-wood, 315 yards. He is a great golfer. He is very intense.

But he is a competitive individual. That was on me. It was a bad read. I gave you a bad read. I mean, my caddy was four or five whiskeys deeper. Don't over-apologize. You're going to offend somebody else. So I have a question for that.

You talked about that earlier. What did you do to kind of make that situation right? Or did you do anything? Or how did you find out that you'd wrong someone? I fed those guys the ball. Like when I realized. Oh, my God. These guys hate me.

No. There's an art. Again, there's an art to making sure everyone's getting their touches. Like you understand what guys need. I mean, even one year I played. Oh, there's an art to making sure everyone's getting their touches. Like, you understand what guys need. I mean, even one year I played. Oh, is that why Tom fed AB early? I believe, yes, exactly. Guys were open.

Guys were open. Philip Dorsett was open. Julian Edelman was open. And he made a point in that first quarter when AB was on the Patriots to feed him the ball. And I said that was a good idea because you know AB, his personality, he just wants to be involved. If he's not involved, he's potentially a nuclear bomb if he's not involved. And the Patriots

showed why they were smarter than everybody else. Literally the first drive, they just threw him four balls. Boom, boom, boom. Here you go. And then for the rest of the game, by the way, they didn't target him that much. Antonio Brown was... But again, that goes to the quarterback. He's got the ball in his hands. The play calls weren't any different. Guys were open. And then he was like okay got that done and there's an art to feeding the ball i was gonna say i played with jerry rice at the end of his

career he had an electric interview loves tailgates but listen listen but rice erroneous but knowing him like knowing what he's used to he needs to touches. He needs to get the ball in his hand. It doesn't have to be like downfield throw. He just needs to get a rhythm in the game. And certain guys are that way, and you've got to know it. And as a quarterback, like I would think Stefan Diggs is a similar type player. Adam Thielen is a similar player. They need to feel involved in the game.

Calling 12 passes, completing 10 of them. Yeah, because you add Kyle Rudolph in there too. So that's three very talented receiving humans. Irv Smith. Irv Smith, second round. Irv Smith, second round tight end. So you start doing the math though, it's only like two potential opportunities

to each of them for the entire game. So at what point do you shit can Zimmer then? Because what he is trying to do is completely different than what you're building. The organization is trying to do. And how does that happen, by the way, between an organization and a coaching philosophy? I think they learned the hard way with their offensive line. It was actually through a tragedy.

Tony Sperano was their offensive line coach. Really the only, like I would say, you know, on a coaching staff you put it together and maybe there's like a few guys with offensive line background, a few guys with quarterback background, tight end background. The way that staff was set up, I think Tony Sperano was really like the O-line guy. And then tragically, he passed away right before the season started. And it just shook that team. Like, they didn't – I think Tony Sperano is a great leader.

Like, as a coach, he's also a great leader. And, like like that void was evident and I and you know sometimes when you're looking at it globally you look at the teams with what you want to be your identity as an offense as a team you want to play ferocious defense and defense and have a good run game and I just think that that's a good recipe but it's just interesting because you've got more of a cut it loose quarterback with wide receivers maybe it's not the right fit for that i'll be i'll be excited to see what happens the vikings look like it's all about the kaboom out there but they got a great news this is the true

test this is like the true test of like what kind of leadership and what kind of uh unselfish play and that kind of stuff okay let's go back to what you said about that guy selling you out on TV. Yeah. And it was an accidental thing. No, I assume it was a guy. It was a little sexist of me, I guess. But it was a dude, it sounds like. I bet it was Dan Fouts. Well, it was an analyst. So to this day, we don't have a lot of female analysts in professional football,

and that's probably coming. It should be coming. There's a lot of qualified people that could do that i agree completely i agree completely um but you told me something i think it was last week like hey um you you said that i didn't do anything but something to remind or remember yeah is protect those production meetings like protect the people that tell you stuff and that's definitely because you got sold out by a guy yeah you said you said something actually i heard it but i don't know if it was subtle you you said like one of the coaches said oh you said something like oh this guy's got a strong leg but this ball could go anywhere like yeah but i think i said it from my i think i said it from my it was from my

opinion your your perspective just happened to agree with the coach's perspective. Yeah. So I was just, yeah, I was protecting you, protecting him. Yeah. But that's a real thing because we learn this stuff in these production meetings. And it's like, all right, what all can we say? What can't we say? And then because if you lose their trust, you're fucked.

They're never going to tell you anything again. And then they don't do the meetings. It's a very interesting balance of like, well, do they want me to say that? It's really like, I'll just say, you know, one of the coaches – this happens a lot. But, you know, one of the coaches told us basically the first ten plays, told me and two other people the first ten plays of the game. Of last night's game. Of one of the games.

And we don't – it could hypothetically be tomorrow night. Sorry, tonight. Tonight. So I know the plays. Tomorrow night. Last night. Last night. Last night. This came out tomorrow night. Sorry, tonight. Tonight. So I know the plays. Tomorrow night. Last night. Last night. This came out tomorrow.

It's a secret. Semantics. The moral of the story is I know the plays. They're running a film for Ruski? I know the plays. I watched him on film. We don't know if this guy lied, though, to Matt, too. That'll be a test.

But this is like, that's what I'm saying. There is a, you know, we're kind of in the business of football together as a broadcast crew with the coaching staff one team one dream so so it is helpful to hear from them hey okay what are you what what's your game plan what's your thought what do you see and then we're then we do the same thing like we're honest about what we see you know that kind of thing yeah and we're promoting their schools especially these smaller schools give us if they're nice with what we see, you know, that kind of thing. Yeah, and we're promoting their schools, especially these smaller schools. If they're nice with us, we're going to be nice with them, obviously. It helps out a lot.

Yeah, but, I mean, I'm not trying to be nice. I mean, I'll call it like it is. I think I was hard on the Memphis quarterback, like, in terms of, like, his throws. He missed some wide-open guys, perfect play calls, and just balls out of bounds. Like, if the ball was a grenade, no one would have gotten hurt on one of them. So it's just, you know, you have to. Was that line said to you before? That was, wasn't it?

Hasselbeck, if that ball was a grenade, nobody would have gotten hurt. What was the butterfly line you dropped? Oh, my God. It was a banger. Yeah, that's a Brett Favre-ism. Really? Every time he'd have, like, a really nice fade throw in the back corner of the end zone with his Mississippi accent, he'd say,

that ball dropped like a butterfly with sore feet. That's a good line. Is there any more Brett Favre-isms you can drop in the game? I didn't do that on purpose either. I didn't know how else to explain it. It was just like, oh, I've seen that throw before. And that was from the Navy quarterback. That Navy quarterback had the best first half.

Ever. Ever. And then he got hurt. And how did Vegas know? How did Vegas know that he was going to get hurt, that the Memphis defense was going to learn? The two best players on offense for Navy got hurt, and that was the key to the game.

I wonder how last night's game went, honestly, because here we are going into it. Vegas thinks it's going to be 11. I'm thinking potentially more. But a couple other games in the past we thought it's going to be 11. I'm thinking potentially more. But a couple other games in the past, we thought it was going to be different, and it got real tight. We've had some good games. We've had some great games. We have had some good games. Did you guys hear what the Pirate,

his gallbladder's getting a little surgery? No. The mascot's out. What? Does that move the spread at all? Supposedly it did by one point. Is the boneyard going to be less loud? Are you serious right now? Supposedly the cartoony point. Is the boneyard going to be less loud? Are you serious right now? Supposedly the cartoony one's still there, but the real pirate will not be there because of gallbladder. On top of that, the...

Are you... It was some kind of surgery. I'm not sure what the surgery actually is. No, yeah, it was gallbladder surgery. Thursday night football, primetime television for the team. He could have got that pushback. You can't have a gallbladder for another day, a bad gallbladder for another day. Parlay.

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Nah, maybe, maybe, maybe. In the world? This mustache, I just saw it in a meeting. Because I was told by... I forget who told me. Somebody told me the mustache was incredible on the punter. Oh, the guy that was tailgating for our show out here. So he's like, oh, the punter's got an incredible mustache.

So I go into the production meeting. I'm like, all right, I know nothing about these teams, but I've heard this mustache is fucking awesome. And Matt goes, he shaved it. I'm like, what are you talking about? So he had a bad game. He had a bad game he had a bad game last week and so i don't know if that's why but he had a bad game and he shaved the

mustache i'm so mad at that kid he better have the biggest game of his life it's gonna be hard for me not to bury him so molly have you seen that mustache no i'm looking oh boy that's a good one that thing's incredible so molly mcgrath who's our great sideline reporter does an amazing job educates us each and every day on stuff it's true she says well pat why don't you go and talk to him pre-game and find out what the reason he shaved the mustache was and pat what'd you say i'm a fucking variable i know you said what it was basically what you said you summarized yeah that was like i'm gonna yeah you going to go reprimand him. Yeah, it's like, what the fuck?

You hit a bad ball, you're going to shave a fucking eyebrow? You have that mustache. You keep that mustache. That's not just something like I grow as a rally stash or something. What he has on his face is a work of art. Probably took several months to grow. He was groomed, and he just, what, hits a bad ball? Ah, fuck it, it's gone.

I'm like, come on. He could actually double as the mascot tonight if he still had the mustache. Legit? He looks like the pirate. It's unbelievable. It's one of the best mustaches

I've ever seen. He just shaves it off because he hits a bad ball. Hey, bud, you're going to hit a lot more bad balls. I don't know how to tell you this. This is going to happen. Let's just not ride.

Hey, let's not ride the Ebbs and Flows. Okay? Let's just stay right here, pal. That's good advice. It's good advice. It is. You know what else is good advice?

Oh! Cito just caught his first look at the mustache. How nice is that mustache? That is a great mustache. That's what I'm saying, dude. He pushed mustache wax to that thing. I had fans out here telling me, like, the mustache is the best thing. Our team, yeah, we're not that great this year

But the punters mustache is really all we look forward to And I walk into that meeting And Matt's like, not anymore They got nothing to look forward to That's sad dude That is very sad Alright, I think we're done here Sounds good

Did we cover everything we had to cover? A couple bangers Matt, what song? Purple Haze Purple Haze? Hold on. Purple Haze is the song that they're going to play tonight. Jimi Hendrix. It's the Boneyard song. Boneyard is the student section. Brandon McManus has FaceTimed me twice.

Oh, Big Leg. Big Leg, number eight. Great mustache. Denver Broncos. Yeah. Is he FaceTiming you right now? You better be hyping the Temple ass up tonight. I'm recording a podcast right now. I'm sitting here with Joe Flacco.

Hey, Mr. Elite, how's it going, sir? How you doing? Hey, that's a guy who has an incredible mustache, too, Brandon. You should have Joe Flacco grow his mustache. Flacco has incredible hair. Can you have him say something? We can put him in the episode title, too. Hey, hold on one second.

Flacco. What? Can you say something real loud into this mic so we can say you were a guest on the podcast real quick? Just say hi. Say hi real quick. I don't know about that. There it is. You're already in it.

Thank you so much. Joe Flacco, guest on the podcast. That's awesome. Thank you for that, Joe. That was very nice of you. Brandon McManus and Joe Flacco, join us. Hey, I appreciate awesome. Thank you for that, Joe. That was very nice of you. Brandon McManus and Joe Flacco join us. Hey, I appreciate it. All right, I got to finish this. Hey, Flacco, thanks for being a guest

on the show, man. Yeah, man. I'll see you guys. Matt Hasselbeck and Joe Flacco on the episode. Wow. Wow, dude. Are you kidding me? I got to tell you a quick Flacco story.

Well, he was a guest on the show we heard from joe earlier it's friday before his super bowl and i'm at the super bowl like whatever i'm with a group of people and we're driving along it's friday night and we're kind of in his alley and there's this dude walking and i'm just like he kind of walking like joe flacco and i'm like i'm like uh i'm like oh look everybody in the car i mean like a suburban i'm like look it's joe flacco and we roll up slow the the car driver like the limo driver guy he's like oh is it joe flacco i'm like it's not joe flacco it's friday before the super bowl he's walking down an alley and uh we pull up it's joe flacco i'm like uh hey joe he's like hey what's up matt i'm like do you want to ride yeah i'm like do you want to ride he's like, hey, what's up, Matt? Do you want a ride?

Yeah. I'm like, do you want a ride? He's like, oh, no, I'm just walking home. Just went over to see my wife. Or is that in New Orleans? Is it in New Orleans? I'm not sure. Yeah.

You want to know about me running into a quarterback in New Orleans? Do you want to hear about this? I ran into a quarterback on the streets of New Orleans Super Bowl week. Who'd you run into? Fucking Jake the Snake. I hate the guy. What was his name? Yeah, Jake Plummer.

You got big dog by Jake Plummer. Jake Plummer just punked me. I was like, oh, Jake, Snake, awesome to meet you. And he basically gave me like, oh, fuck you. You can't start out with someone's nickname the first time you meet them, right? Isn't that a thing? I don't know. That's a great nickname.

Jake the Snake Plummer? Yeah. What are you talking about? Especially whenever he's blacked out of his mind. I thought we were in friendly terms here. Turns out that was not the case. I never thought you would hold getting blacked out against somebody. I wouldn't.

The way he acted. You of all people. I was going to hold it against him. Yeah, I put it in high school. I was all state. It's like, awesome, Jake. Nice to meet you, man. He's just a dick to me jake plumber do you yeah

well i hate him you're like that though if you have a bad first impression oh it's over you're done forever see you later not forever you could come around on somebody there's who's somebody you came around on you didn't like him at all and you came around i would say joey joey's a weapon joking was he that was just an easy answer i don't think it's ever happened i'm sure it's happened nope maybe it's never happened i was nick and i were literally just there trying to. Bob Mack. Bob Mack. Okay, the guy, the Westwood One guy that does the audio for our new studio and stuff. Although he may be back on the hot seat.

No, no. He just, every conversation we had, he was very negative, by the way. Y'all, the most negative. The most negative human of all time. Like, this is what we, can't do it, can't do it. Everything's half empty. Which, by the way, probably, he's probably probably pretty right he was a big undersell guy yeah he was just everything was just impossible right by him and he was the guy who's supposed to be putting things together so

everything was impossible so i was just sick of it i'm like i don't need your negativity i'm not in in the problems business i'm in the solutions business pal all right i don't need that me and john taffer we don't need your negativity i was like and i told the people i'm like i don't want bob mack on any call that i'm on ever again if you guys need to run something through him and then he comes back to me and like hey we can't do that it's cool because every time i open my mouth this guy is just uh every every immediately shoots down whatever's coming out i'm like okay i'm gonna do a cold open for marriage well i'm like i'm fucking doing it pal i don't know what to tell you. That's just how it is. You just need to. So that whole thing happened, right?

So I hated this guy. Literally hated him. Never met him. Only over the phone. Couple phone calls. So he comes out to the office, and he worked for 72 hours straight, this guy. And I was like, you know what? With that work ethic, pal, I judged you wrong.

I want to let you know I hated you. I think you probably know that. But I'm a big fan of yours, sir. I respect you. And so that was in the last couple weeks. Maybe this is a new me. Yeah, you know what I mean? Maybe this is a new thing. What about uh, what about Frank Caliendo? Well, there's another guy Frank Caliendo. I came around a Frank Caliendo. He's great Now he is I think I think he's very talented

I think he's very funny But he talked to me like I was a 12 year old-old the first couple times that I interviewed and had a conversation with him. And I just wanted to slap the shit out of him. Are we sure it was him? It was him, a thousand percent. He needed to be knocked down a peg or ten. He was talking to me like I had a massive show. I mean, my show was very big on Sirius. My podcast was big.

It was. It's big now, too, and we can't even get on the fucking air usually. But it's one of these things where he walked in and just started talking to me like I was a child. He thought he thought he was gruden he's a veteran well maybe he was gruden maybe it was gruden who called you nope no it was in person it was like mission impossible no pulls off the mask no it wasn't and i i almost kicked him out of the studio like i literally was almost like ah but he's so good he's so talented so i'm like all right i i like his ability when i saw the antonio brown

i'm free i'm free and he's on the phone recording john gruden i was convinced it was frank convinced he just took a paycheck from a b like how much how much for a phone call 35 grand okay i got you so he comes back in though frank elliott comes back into the studio and he like uh shakes my hand or whatever and he sits down and the first question I ask him, he starts talking to me like I'm a 12-year-old again. And I basically just told him, I'm like, listen, this is not going to happen again. All right, you are not going to talk to me like that.

I will kick you out of here. I do not give a fuck about you. Was he giving you advice? No, just being a condescending prick. Every question I asked him, he was just talking down to me like I was a kid. Because he does the Bob and Tom show. Give us an example.

I can't. I don't even. I mean, a lot of it was like all based around like, oh, this guy's just a punter. He doesn't, you know. Exactly. But not like funny about it. That is a button you do not want to push. Well, especially when Pat's, I mean, he's a great athlete, too.

Not even that. If you've never played, shut the fuck up. If you act like people that play, shut the fuck up. There was a coach. There was a coach. There was a coach that made like a little bit of a punter joke to Pat. Just kind of like, ah, Pat punter joke. And he didn't. Pat was like dead.

Like, look this dude down. Like, what did you just say? And he was talking about captains. And we were like, oh, you know, who's your captain? And he named, you know, quarterback, middle linebacker, special teams coach. Who's your captain? And he named somebody. And Pat said something like you know, quarterback, middle linebacker, special teams coach, who's your captain? And he names somebody. And Pat said something like, oh, no punter or kicker.

And he just, the coach, straight face, was like, you can't have a punter or kicker as a captain. And Pat was like, silence. And we're all just like, oh, gosh, how is this going over? Is that right? That's right. It was a joke. But my point was, that's a button.

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jared goff yeah you think he's gonna go football golf i do i think jared goff's an underrated quarterback i think he's really good that's funny because in the back room here uh we have a completely different opinion i feel like you and i ty we're like we're on opposite ends of the spectrum quarterback evaluation also what i've learned, what I've learned in this radio game is there's no middle ground, right? You either love a guy or you take a stand and you let everyone know that that guy fucking stinks. That's interesting. That's interesting. No one remembers the middling bullshit.

I've had bosses tell me that when I first got into TV. They're like, you've got to either be all in or all out on a guy i'm like well okay matt so why is golf so good at home and terrible on the road terrible so you know what i i don't know if that's true necessarily maybe this year statistically last year it was okay so this is out of them stats this is a fact about the Rams offense. They communicate a lot at the line of scrimmage. I did a piece, audibles segment.

It is actually pinned on my Twitter right now. And he's got, like, Halle Berry, Halle Berry. Like, he's audibling at the line of scrimmage much more than other players. If you watch him, he's looking to the sideline. He's communicating. He's changing formation. Much, much more difficult to do that on the watch him, he's looking to the sideline, he's communicating, he's changing formation. Much, much more difficult to do that on the road when it's very, very loud.

Very easy to do that at the Coliseum. So how come people won't say, well, that's just Sean McVay doing that then? People do say that. So in the NFL, the coach-to-quarterback communication system, the play caller can, on a walkie-talkie, talk to the quarterback until the play clock gets to 15 seconds. When the play clock gets to 15 seconds, you can no longer talk to the quarterback.

Same thing on defense. The defensive coaches can talk to the middle linebacker or the safety. Whatever guy they designate, there's a neon green sticker on the back of the person that's designated. So some people say, oh, well, that's just Sean McVay telling Jared Goff what play to get into. It's not Jared Goff doing it on his own. Diggs actually said that. And I actually think both are sort of true.

Jared Goff is doing it on his own. Sean McVay is talking to him. But I didn't like it. Like when Mike Holmgren was talking to my helmet, like I certainly appreciated it. I definitely wanted it. He's a great coach hall of fame type coach but at some point like okay i gotta go do my thing and so i i think uh i think what the rams do better

than anybody is they take advantage of that communication at home um but again i i still think jared goff's a pretty good player who Who polices that? No, it makes sense. They cut it off. There's an NFL guy. His job. This is his whole job. He sits up in the box. He sits there. And he may be like a retired official or something like that. Or maybe a college or high school official.

And he sits there and watches. And when the clock gets to 15, he pushes a button and shuts it off. And when the play's over, he takes his hand off the thing. We don't have that for our studio. That's a button that every studio probably does have. Every radio show in the continental United States. I think in the history of radio, it has one of those

buttons. We don't have one. But the interesting thing about that is that when the play is over, you can then hear the coach again. So there were many times where I would throw a pass and say the pass was incomplete or something. Mike Holmgren is talking to the coaches on the headset. Hasselbeck just missed that. He'd be like, what the hell

is he looking at? Screaming like that. And I will hear the tail end of it. Hasselbeck is ice cold today. Let's call some runs on this fucking field! I'm just catching the tail end of him yelling at his assistant

coaches about me. It's not a confidence builder. He had the tight end in the back of the end zone. I'm just catching the tail end of him yelling at his assistant coaches about me. It's not a confidence builder. I mean, for sure. He had the tight end in the back of the end zone. I'm going to pull him. I'm going to pull him. It's like, oh, hey. And then he clicks the button.

And, you know, like, then he says, he's like, okay, hey, keep your head up. You can't unhear what you just heard. That's like in court whenever they say something. They're like, objection, objection. You can't use that in the thing. And the jury's like, we just all fucking heard it. We just heard what he just said. The jury will strike that from the record, and you will disregard what you just heard.

Oh, yeah, absolutely it will. You're supposed to. Have you ever been? Yeah, when I was 18. I've been several times. Jury duty? I'm just waiting. I want to. What? Oh. Yeah, yeah, was 18. I've been several times. Jury duty? I'm just waiting. I want to.

What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to be in there. Who's going to guest host the show when you're gone? Rich Eisen. I like Rich. Yeah, he's good. I like Rich.

I found a picture of you and Rich hugging from years ago. It came up in my TimeHop app. If you don't have the app TimeHop, it's a pretty good app. It's like pictures throughout history. TimeHop's been around for like 45 years. Well, obviously, it's hopping through time. Also, a lot of us don't have the app TimeHop, it's a pretty good app. It's like pictures throughout history. TimeHop's been around for like 45 years. Well, obviously, it's hopping through time. Also, a lot of us don't want to be reminded. Well, I found a great picture of a skinny Pat McAfee and a Rich Eisen with a good head of hair.

And it was a nice little picture. Yeah, they're both. Yeah. Before he started working out, obviously You're still a skinny Pat McAfee What's wrong with that? Look at that face That was the face you gave when Rex Ryan

Was throwing shade at Baker Mayfield You were very offended We're 18 games into this thing A little bit early to say if a guy's been overrated or not A little bit early I think to Ty's point You take a hard stand. You're all in on somebody, and you're all out on somebody else.

I love Rex Ryan, man. Yeah, I could see that. I love that, man. He's fun to go ice fishing with. I've done that. He's a good time. I don't even want to dig into this, but people are saying I pulled a swordfish out of Lake Minnetonka. Everyone knows.

Saw it. It's a Minnetonka miracle. Yeah. People know the Minnesota miracle because Stefan Diggs was trying to get out of Minnesota. Yeah. This is a different one. Guy lives in Indianapolis. Wanted to lake Minnetonka.

Pulled off the Minnetonka miracle. Pulled a swordfish out of the fucking ice. Check the time hop. Check time hop. It'll come up. All right. We do something called Friday Bangers, Matt. I'm only playing this song strictly because I talked to this dude uh two days ago let's go

his name's wale okay and he has a new song out called on chill i have not heard it they were promoting it his new album next friday comes out called wow wow that's crazy that's the name of the album wow wow that's crazy i asked him why it's the album. Wow. Wow. That's crazy. I asked him why. It's because he was listening to it and he was like, wow. That's crazy. How did you meet this guy? Wale?

Yeah. WWE. Okay. He had like the WWE PR team around him and security and his boys. Yeah. Phone Crusher was with him That's another rapper Wale Z

I ain't never scared I ain't never scared You know that song? Very well When I'm outside of the club And I think of a punk You hit that note Thank you

You really don't know that song right there? Have you ever heard that song Matt? In my free time I listen to exclusively The Pat McAfee I respect that but you should try this one out You know what I do, Matt? I love shit. Tell them. Tell them. Anyways, it's a little aggressive for you, Matt. That's a pregame song. I recognize that song from pregame. Yeah, that's in Rock Room. I love shit Tell em I love shit Tell em

Anyways it's a little Aggressive for you Matt That's a pregame song I recognize that song From uh Yeah that's in Lock rooms Pregame locker room

What was your pregame song You've heard that in Lock rooms Mr. Hasselbeck That's like what I hear I used to actually wear Noise cancelling headphones And pretend that I was

Listening to music Like pregame Just so people Wouldn't talk to me But leave me alone Alright so let's go to Hasselbeck's pregame song Ready

We'll press play here Friday Bangers He sent this over to me earlier. Silence. What a fucking weird situation that is. You're just jogging on the field doing warm-ups just to complete silence. You're like in one of those commercials.

I'm too old. We didn't have wireless headphones. So you just got on the field with your noise-canceling headphones. You had to be a wire or something. And didn't have wireless headphones. So you got on the field, your noise-canceling headphones, it had to be a wire or two or something. And then the round CD thing. Did I skip? No, but if you just got rid of the cord and just did noise-canceling,

then you didn't have to worry about the wire. The kids today, they got wireless headphones. They can do whatever they want. It's a big problem. I agree. That is quite an advantage. Because I used to have to hold my phone. I'd get a quarterback sleeve.

I'd get a quarterback sleeve from the equipment manager, and I would put my phone inside of that, and then I would plug it in so that my headphones would run through. Or you'd have to put one of those armbands on with your iPod Nano. What's it called? Oh, yeah. Showing our age. Things have been moving quickly.

They have been. They've been improving. Anyways, this is called On Chill by Mr. Wole. Album coming out next week. Wow. That's crazy. That's crazy. Crazy. Crazy. We've been on a tragedy once. Why can't you agree with me once?

Maybe we can be on till the night. Maybe we can be on till. We've been on a tragedy once. Why can't you agree with me once? I can already tell I hate that song. But I like Wale, though. I think it's like a Netflix and chill. It is. Oh, man. Oh, it's like a fornicate song.

It's like, you know. Luther Vandross. You have children. It's like the new age. You have children. Netflix and chill. Chill does not mean chill. I've learned that the hard way not the hard way but i learned that accident you know parenting i don't know how you do it man

the other day uh like a couple weeks ago we were driving in a car and matt had a real like dilemma a decision he had to make for as a parent and i was like i am nowhere near that stage of life i have no idea what was it it was a post malone yeah yeah yeah hey guys should i let my uh teenage daughter go to post malone with her friends yes and then these these were the questions who said yes yes absolutely uh okay i wouldn't he did by the way he so hey look this is what happened in the car by the way in the car you had like the more mature people like absolutely she would get such a contact high from being that concert see i'm not i'm not down with that i mean yeah this is like the truth though that's it no facts no so it was interesting to get everybody's perspective in the car yeah a kid's mother but you gotta be you gotta be like

a fun dad though right oh that's the thing now he has to balance being a fun dad and not being an over strict dad and his daughter getting made fun of for his dad being. Are you always a strict guy or is mama Hasselbeck the strict mom? Yeah, I think we're both pretty good, but we've got great kids. Like we've done a nice job. Like I think maybe it was you, you were like talking about her boyfriend, you know, like how do you deal? Like, oh, I'm going to have a shotgun, you know, like that talk as a dad.

And it was sort of like, I think it was explained to me, like, you don't want to be the dad with a shotgun. You want to be like the dad of the daughter who would have the shotgun you know metaphorically you know what i'm saying like you want to raise her right so you don't have to have the shotgun and i want to raise her so that like she's the one that you're almost like intimidated to be around her as as you would be intimidated to be around the dad quick stats here by the way hasselbeck's daughters are like the number one and number two female lacrosse players in the country. We're overstating that.

We're overstating that. They're very good at lacrosse, but that's an oversell. I don't think so. They have scholarship offers to... One's going to Duke? Nope. Whoa. Nope. They're both going to Boston College to play lacrosse.

Women's lacrosse. That changed. That decision changed because one was going somewhere else and one was going there. One was committed to Boston College and then one was kind of in the recruiting mix all over the country kind of figuring that out.

And they're both going to Boston College. Now they're both going to Boston College. BC? Yeah, that's right. Who's been in, I think, in the last three

national championship games. Boston College has? Yeah, haven't won it though. You know what the good thing about lacrosse is for me? Is I know nothing about it. So my ceiling is just, there's a lot of room for me to grow in the lacrosse knowledge world. You know what I mean?

It's like ECU. There is no ceiling of how great this could be. That's what I've been told by the coaches. Well, you were told it, and then you told me. Yep. The floor is the ceiling. Thank you. The ceiling is the roof.

The roof. That's it. Honestly. Ceiling is the roof. I said that last week, by the way. Yeah. You did. I didn't get buried as. Honestly. Ceiling is the roof. I said that last week, by the way. Yeah, you did. It's still down here. I didn't get buried

as bad as I thought I was going to. So I've got great girls. They're awesome. Their mom's awesome. Anyway, so let's play a little Post Malone here for Friday Banger.

And I will continue to ask you guys. I'll run some parenting ideas through you. Okay, so is she going? She's going. I gave her the green light. That a guy.

The green light? That's a good song, too, by the Jonas Brothers. You like the Jonas Brothers? She just went to the Jonas Brothers. That's actually the last concert. Oh, that's so good, bro. Here's a trivia question. Pat, you know because I already asked you.

Don't answer Joey because you probably are into the Jonas Brothers as well. But what NFL quarterback just went to the Jonas Brothers concert when they were in town in his city? Pro Bowl quarterback. Oh. Like superstar. MVP type. Tom Brady? Last year's MVP.

Mahomes. Oh. Eddie Mahomes. That makes sense. Jonas Brothers put it on their Instagram. That's how I saw it. As they should. All right.

Let's go. Let's go. They used to wear purity rings, bro. That was all a lie. I think they're all married now, right? Yeah. Once the game turns. I mean, this is sensual. Yeah.

If you're letting your daughters go to this, I don't see any difference. This is... This is sexual. I watched them write that song on song. Well, somebody else wrote it, and then you get it. I like them. I'm a big fan of them.

Yeah, they're good. What are you saying? You're saying this is better? Oh, yeah. Oh I've been waiting, I've been waiting for a long time. It's a post-modern. Post-modern. A long time since it started. His song is very sad. Is that a thing?

Yeah. They have one recipe. It's an incredibly banger of a beat. He puts some autotune on it, has some good little lines there, and then it's incredibly depressing. Yeah, some bitch left him, and man, she should know. And she has sprung him into a very successful music career. But boy, he holds a grudge. There's probably a lot of people that can relate to that.

His songs all sound the same, but they're good. They're all bangers. No, he's got the one with Ozzy Osbourne now. Oh, yeah. What? Where's that at? Yeah, we heard it the other day. Yep, there it is. That was one everyone tweeted. I don't know who this Ozzy Osbourne guy, but

Post really put him on. What? That's probably Hasselbeck's daughter. Yeah. Hey, this is a banger. Ozzy stole the audio. Who wrote this? Post? Ozzy did for sure. Share it! I see it.

Yeah, I see it. It's still mad. A lot of breakup songs. A lot of breakup songs. I don't know how many relationships he's been in, but they're tough. Yeah. I hope he finds love. I believe Post Malone's dad used to be

the team chef of the Cowboys as well. Oh, wow. Important. Team chef. Very important. Oh, my God. This guy's sad. You sold him for humas, didn't you? Ozzy! This is Poe Town.

Yikes! Auto-tune. Yeah, and then it gives back to the sad stuff. I was happy for a little bit. I like his music, though. He makes bangers, but he's very sad. I hope he finds love sad I hope he finds love I hope he finds happiness So I'm playing Blackjack

Like 10,000 bucks a hand Or something Yeah he's doing good With Scottie Pippen Yeah he's doing pretty good That was the The night after Or before

After That was the night after Scottie Pippen dunked on me Just Gave me that Right on my That's a weird flex Scottie Pippen dunked on me It was on national television What a weird flex scotty piv and doug dummy what was on national television

what do you have any idea about it i heard that you're gonna get in shape to play some all-star basketball i am i am gonna do that and i've been working on my james harden shot so what what are you gonna play like what's your goal here set your i want to hang much like the temple video guys what's your goal here i want to hang 40 in what game in Temple video, guys. What's your goal here? I want to hang 40 points. In what game? In the NBA Celebrity All-Star Game. So you want to play in the NBA Celebrity All-Star Game, and you want how many points? 40. Really, how many points? Why don't you get up?

Kindly leave. You know those people that put a chip on your shoulder? That's what you just said. And I can tell you're blushing. Yeah, just wait until I'm always blushing. I'm Irish. But wait until I'm going to be in there with fucking handles drilled. I'm going to have a lethal shooter come by the office next week.

I'm going to be paying him to live with me. You ever seen that guy? No, I've seen you shoot, though, at headquarters, at HQ. The issue is, right now, I've been doing a lot of arms and we were on the road, so I kind of lost it for the moment. But I'm trying to hang 40. And I want to be able to yak, too, at that point. So I'm getting on the road. So I kind of lost it for the moment. But I'm trying to get a hang 40. And I want to be able to yak too at that point.

So I'm getting on some stuff. You and LD, little Dickie feeding you the ball. I can see this happening. That's what I'm saying. Me and LD just fucking run the weave, bro. You know what I mean? 40. That's the left hand.

Banging the low post against Rappaport. Hey, would you rather have 40, like a boring 40, or would you rather have 15 but all highlights? 15 all highlights. With some incredible passes, too. I want some nasty assists. You know what I mean? So Steve Nash will finally have some respect for me.

And so you will finally have some respect for Steve Nash. So who are you rooting for, Steve Nash? Arguably didn't know who he was. Do you know who Lil Dicky is? He's from Philly. Probably a Tempo fan. What's the context here? Is he a musician? No. Just listen to the words, Matt. You'll enjoy this guy.

That's not him. You're going to love this. We going to save that money. The whole truck is shaking right now. Sorry. I wouldn't mind if this thing blew up. Thanks, Frank! Have you listened to these lyrics at all? No, yeah.

Not a fan. Not my fan. Not my thing. What are you talking about? He's talking about saving money and being... He's a financial advisor. He's talking about being smart with your money. Just, you know, I'm 40. How old am I?

I'm 44 years old. Yeah. So you ain't about to split a damn check for convenience sake. Not my genre. It's okay. At the end of that song, he said... He goes on an entire take about a waitress charging him uh for ice coffee yeah uh for the refill and he said he wants to know how much the ice is worth

because you don't want to make me you know what that's the only thing making this a non-free perk so so like as you know in the weight in the weight room in an nfl on an nfl team like yeah someone picks the music yeah yeah you got guys from all different, you got guys who are like country, rock, rap, you know, whatever. And like a common theme most teams I was on, it was not the case in Indy, but like is clean lyrics. You know, you're at work, whatever.

Is that real? Yeah. I've never been on a team. Yeah. Well, you were on the Colts the whole time, right? Yeah. So in Tennessee, the Tennessee Titans, they had a rule there

i think it might have even started with jeff fisher um if you had like you if your music dropped an f-bomb or whatever they would like i don't know the strength coach or head coach or whatever they would take your because it was usually your phone you take it okay cool or if your phone went off in a meeting they would take it gather everybody around and then throw it against the wall that That was the punishment. Yeah, for phone going off in a meeting. For little Dickie swearing? It's fascism.

You know, for phone going off in a meeting. No, I respect that. And I'll say this. And then lyrics. Carly Irsay, I think whenever she got there, I think towards the end of the run, there was a turn towards the clean lyrics, which is probably smart, by the way. You never know who's coming through the building. Yeah.

But for me, I mean, I'm trying to work out and get better at my job. I wouldn't mind having Bone Crusher yelling at me. You know what I mean? I mean, I guess we can try to get Huntington Bank some more money out of them while I'm lifting. But, I mean, Bone Crusher motivates me and gets me going. I'm assuming other guys feel the same way. Pat's a good weight room guy. I don't know if you guys have seen him work out.

You probably have. But, Pat, you're a very talented weight lifter workout guy thank you i appreciate that i was a straight think interesting all america favorite exercises like what are the hand clean hand clean yeah and hand clean just so people don't like power clean is when you take it right from the floor hand clean you start from basically right above your knee yeah and then like up to your shoulder but not over your head that would be a hand clean and press. Yeah, snatch too. Oh, you like to snatch? No, I don't.

Snatch real wide grip? I don't like snatch. Snatch for the knees. Yeah, I don't like snatch. I only hand clean. That's it. Got it. There's only, you know, they say, Bruce Lee said,

you can practice 1,000 kicks one time or you can practice one kick 1,000 times. I did that with hand clean. So you would do how many hand cleans? One? All right. Max out day, every day. put all of it on there let's go no i hank clean was the most beneficial workout for me very explosive through the legs good hip movement everything like that i found that it was the best workout for me a lot of people would say power clean though uh is the tougher one so hank clean

is kind of a sellout move i don't care it made me come no i don't think so uh but but um so i'm just curious is that like a four sets of three is it a three sets of six is that a three sets of five i have no idea you don't know whatever i guess okay till i got tired and you when's the last time you did a henklin yeah right a year ago really oh wait i did one down okay so when did we do that nascar thing that was like two years ago two years ago was the wait. I did one down. Okay. So when did we do that NASCAR thing? That was like two years ago. Two years ago was the last time I did it. We went down to, what was that, dudes? Charlotte to Hendrix Motorsports.

So Hendrix Motorsports runs their NASCAR team like a college football program. They have a strength coach. They have a campus. They have everything like that. So we went into the weight room at the end of the day because I was being a pit crew guy for a day. And I had jorts on and tanked up. And I walked in there, and they have a hang clean thing set up. And they wanted me to do a lift with them.

I was very hungover. And their entire crew is like football players too. So they want Pat to really put on here. Yeah, they want me to put on. Extremely hungover. Yeah, extremely hungover. Football players or football fans? Football players that are now in the pit crew.

So they take these college football players that didn't make it in the NFL and make them there. So they have the hang clean set up. And I do the classic, like, what's the record? So I just put 25 pounds on top of their record. And I threw that thing up a couple times in jorts. And it was nice to know I still had it. And how much is most you ever power clean or hang clean? I think at one point I was up to like 345 or 365.

Oh, that's ridiculous. That's really high. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Good for you. Thank you. That's impressive.

I'm surprised that's not part of your workout routine right now, like at home. It's not easy to do. It doesn't take a long time either. Yeah, but you got to have like a rubber floor. You got to have a rubber floor. Your building is literally a rubber floor. Yeah, you're right. All you would need is a bar and some weight.

I think that's right. No. It's like Olympic weight. Go to roguefitness.com. Boom. It's there by the time you get home. Well, you have some bumper plates at the office, too. Not enough, though.

We don't have enough. Right. We don't have enough. Right. Zito, I don't have enough weights. Where am I going? Rogue what? R-O-G-U-E. Roguefitness.com is one option. I'm sure there's others.

But that one, I walked into that place in jorts, very hungover, hadn't done it in like a year or two, and just put 275 on and just did it like three times. I'm on a porn website. Oh. Oh. Oh. Show's over. Have a great weekend from all of us here. Hope the game last night

was awesome. Matt, thank you so much, man. Anytime, guys. Good little co-host Matt Hasselbeck. I feel like I learned a lot about the Vikings there. I gotta go watch some film on them. Figure out what's going on. Thank you. I know what's going on. Kirk Cousins stinks. I'll break it down for you. Stooge and sell-off. Stop you. I know what's going on. Kirk Cousins stinks. I'll break it down for you. Stooge and sell-off.

Stop it. I'm seriously going to go. Because of this, I'm going to go break down the Vikings. And on Sunday NFL countdown this week, sometime between 10 a.m. and 1 p.m., I'm going to break down what's going on. Oh, I can't wait. Hey, don't let us persuade you at all. We just think that Kirk Cousins stinks.

That's terrible. Do quarterbacks reach out to you? Quarterback coaches do. I don't know if quarterbacks do. Kickers and punters reach out to me. It's kind of interesting. The kicker-punter bond is as strong as any bond I know. It's like the cigarette-smokers bond.

It's like people you never, ever thought. Or like dippers bond. Like, oh, can I share with you? Yeah, totally. Exactly. Hey, pal, you need to drop the ball flatter. That's why you're fucking embarrassing. It's like the conversation you're going to have with the...

That mustache. I can't believe he shaved that. I'm going to tell him I hope you have a great night. I think you're going to bomb some balls. We got to go. We got to go. I got to nap. We got to call the game.

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