The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 122 - Ryan Clark, Darius Leonard, Josh Sitton, & The World Series Debacle

Episode Date: October 25, 2019

On today’s show, Pat wraps up the week from above 30,000 feet on the fastest bird in the sky on the way back from Houston to Indianapolis. Included in today’s show are a couple of incredible interviews. First, Pro Bowler/Super Bowl Champion, and now analyst on ESPN, Ryan Clark, who covers all the big news happening in the NFL right now including Tom Brady potentially playing for a new team next year, Emmanuel Sanders and John Elway’s beef, and who his Super Bowl Contenders are in the AFC and the NFC (2:22-17:00). Next, All-Pro Linebacker and reigning Defensive Rookie of the Year, Colts standout, Darius Leonard joins the show. They chat about why this Colts team is clicking on all cylinders, what it’s like playing for Frank Reich, how Jacoby Brissett has performed so far, and what the expectations are for the Colts moving forward (20:32-32:44). Lastly, former All-Pro and Pro Bowl guard and friend of the show, Josh Sitton, stops by. They chat about the Packers success and if this is the happiest he’s ever seen Aaron Rodgers, whether or not the 49ers are for real, and his thoughts on Drew Brees potentially coming back from injury early (34:45-46:24). Also included is the wild story about how Pat and the boys were stranded outside of Minute Maid Park in Houston while trying to access their tickets for Game 2 of the World Series. It’s a good one. Come and laugh with us, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I didn't talk to him much when he was the coach of West Virginia. Now that he's at Houston, we've had two of his games. He's been incredibly hospitable. I think they're going to be good next year, but SMU's good right now. Undefeated. It's good shit. Also good shit. SeatGeek, the presenting sponsor of this app. SeatGeek is the greatest ticket buying platform on planet Earth and the moon. Zito also echoed the sentiment of the moon, but he's too far away inside this plane to be heard at the moment. You might

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Ryan Clark. Here we go. Hey, man. First off, bro, I'm extremely excited to do this. I just want to say, bro, you are killing it. I'll be honest. When a specialist who was actually phenomenal decides to end his career early, when you guys could play 27 years, you know,

and decides to get into this businessman and do what you're doing you're kind of skeptical but from a entertainment standpoint from an understanding of the game from the way that you communicated with us listen bro i watched ucla stanford because you were on there so i just want to say that you're doing a real good job bro i'm excited to be here hey that means a lot because i'm a big fan of yours as well. So I could literally talk about it. I literally just said it. Whenever you come on the screen at our office, everybody stops and we turn it up.

A lot of Pittsburgh people, so we're big fans of you from there. But also when you speak, it's magical. Not a lot of humans get on TV and do good stuff. You do that. With that being said. Appreciate it, man. Hey, no problem. You're awesome.

Especially as an undrafted free agent guy, you had to earn everything. So I respect the hell out of that that's real um speaking of earning everything right now tom brady for some reason there's this thought now adam schefter brought this out into the world that this is his last year as a patriot he's either going to retire or go to another team schefter said it's the least likely option of the three is that he stays with the new england patriots how do you feel about this in the fact that the entire TB12 treatment is that you can play forever? I don't think he's retiring. I think there's a chance he goes somewhere else.

Well, I think here's the thing, right? When Shefty reports something, we take it as fact, right? So Shefty, he's transactional. And so the hard part here is this is a little bit of Shefty reading the tea leaves He's saying okay selling his house his trainers selling his house now, you know, and I know this is really just like rich people stuff Right rich people rich people do stuff like this. You like okay. Look my house is really big It's in New England people. They really you know buying stuff like this Let me put it on the market now and if I am back here next year guess what my wife's a gazillionaire i got buku money we could find somewhere else to live for a year or two and everybody could be happy it'll have 16 rooms

we all good either way that's the first thing now secondly he's faced with his football mortality we all have heard the rumors that he wanted jim Jimmy G out because he didn't want to be replaced. And Bill Belichick didn't like that. But Mr. Kraft did it. We're watching his play not be the same. He's not the same Tom Brady. Remember, it used to be that Tom Brady could take me at receiver, you at receiver, one of your homeboys who over there running the podcast. And y'all could win the Super Bowl.

It ain't that no more. And so I think he's starting to feel some of these things. And you I was listening to him talk to Randy Moss and he said, you know, I talked to my 12 year old. He said, it's whatever you want to do that. Then I talked to my wife and she was like, well, you know my answer. I think there is starting to be some pressure and it's not like going home and your wife, you know, she met you and you were already a millionaire and you made her life better it's like nah she actually made your life better and so I think all of those things combined make it so that he understands that this is a year-to-year basis his contract is done on a year-to-year basis and I believe that

he's preparing for anything but I would never just say okay this means that Tom Brady's out of New England or Tom Brady's out of football Tom first time was an interesting peek into that dude's life man on Facebook I mean it really was Facebook does a lot of things wrong that Tom first time thing it was a interesting interesting look into an alien that plays quarterback for the New England Patriots I mean that's a real thing let's move forward Drew Brees is thinking about coming back early you want to lsu i'm not sure your ties to louisiana or your knowledge with the saints or anything like that you have a big football brain so i'm assuming you know if you're drew breeze aside from the fact that you have records that you want to get why would you come back a week before bye week and not get this two extra weeks of rest on your thumb

while teddy bridgewater's balling out for the Saints? Whoa, so it's funny. I live in Baton Rouge, so I'm an hour away from New Orleans. I have a family full of New Orleans Saints fans. Drew Brees isn't just the quarterback of the Saints here. Drew Brees is God. They talk about Drew. They say some things about Drew Brees here, and I'm like, y'all got to be out your mind.

I dang near don't want y'all in my family no more if you feel this way about a real life human man who's never been the MVP let's just get that out there never once in his life did we say his peers the the the the writers say that he was better than every other player in the game never not time. Let's get that straight. But the way he's treated here and revered, it is very similar to what Tom Brady's looked like and looked at as in New England. And so now you have Teddy Bridgewater 5-0 on a team that until this year had never won a game during Drew Brees' tenure where he wasn't there. Sean Payton had never coached a game without Drew Brees where he won. Now you win five of them and you beat some teams that you weren't supposed to beat. When Teddy Bridgewater steps in against the Rams, you say to yourself, if this team can go

500 and get Drew Brees back after the bye, now Drew Brees can work some miracle magic and they can get to the playoffs. They don't need miracle magic. They just need Drew Brees can work some miracle magic and they can get to the playoffs. They don't need miracle magic. They just need Drew Brees to be Teddy Bridgewater. And so I think that part of that ego, part of that what's involved is making him want to come back a little bit early because they can beat the Cardinals with Teddy Bridgewater at quarterback. Now you get that week, you get a bye week, and you get to come back in against a divisional opponent completely healthy and ready to roll through the stretch run. So to me, the only thing that could rush you back is ego and not understanding another big picture, not really being your goal, because the big picture should be to win a Super Bowl and to win a Super Bowl. You want to be as healthy as possible. So this is a strange, strange move to me, unless it is a very a move that is selfishly

led by your ambitions and your ego instead of saying okay what's best for this team so interesting that's kind of been a theme of today's show is like you have to remember that these are humans with real emotions real feelings real egos no matter what level they're at there's egos on everybody there's pride on everybody it that would be i mean it was very interesting when i saw he was going to come back i'm like just take two weeks dude just go ahead and make more videos of you throwing into practice facility just for two more weeks and then come back incredibly healthy teddy bridgewater's stock is going through the roof um i want to ask you about this because this is something i think only people in the locker room would understand john elway whenever he traded emmanuel sanders said that the locker room would understand why

he was traded there There's a standard here. Something happened after the Titans game. That is going to leak at some point. Somebody's going to leak what happened after the Titans game at some point. He said something happened. They said, would you like to explain? He said, no, I'm not going to talk about it. It's like, well, that's going to come out at some point. And it wasn't obviously a big enough deal for

John Lynch to say, no, I'm not going to take him. What do you think could potentially happen there? And is Emmanuel Sanders going to help out the Niners offense immensely, or is this just a good move for everybody? Yeah, you know what? I really don't know. Obviously, the Broncos aren't very good, you know, so I know that's part of it. Emmanuel Sanders wants to win football games,

and obviously when you bring in a guy like Joe Flacco, you're not really focused on the forward pass in the way that you should be. And so I think that that was probably part of it as well. And maybe Emmanuel lashed out. Listen, if you're on a team and the best player in football goes down and you know that they're not good defensively, you know that they don't necessarily possess a great running game and you're beaten by Matt Moore, if you're a competitor, you're going to be pissed off. And so I'm not, I can't necessarily speak for Emmanuel. I haven't spoke to him. Obviously I know him well, haven't spoken to him. So I don't know what happened. Um, I do think as well, when a GM, when a hall of fame or someone who was as great in this game, as John Elway says,

something like the team will know why and kind of hints towards something happening i don't like that like if you're gonna if you're gonna talk about what went on talk about what went on if you're not say you made a business move you know why because i'm one of the greatest to ever play this game i got a gold jacket i ain't paid for stop asking me questions because you can do that you can stay away from those things and so you look at what he could add to the san francisco 49ers i think he's a much needed piece uh you have goodwin who's outside as a speed guy pettis has been more inside running the catch obviously george kiddo at tight end is the biggest receiving target on that team now you had a guy who's been a number one he may be on the the end stage of

his career but we've seen he could still be explosive, had a double-digit receiving game this year already. And so a guy like that, you add him with Kyle Shanahan, he's going to find ways to scheme him open and give Jimmy G opportunities to get the ball to him. You also look at the San Francisco 49ers team. They're not winning because they're explosive in the pass game. Jimmy G's biggest hits were probably with people he's taken on dates, not necessarily people that he's thrown the ball to on the football field. And so for him, he needs something extra. If this team is going to take a step and actually contend once it gets to the playoffs, this passing game has to be better. Eventually, somebody is going to be

able to block them. Not very well, probably, but somebody's going to be able to block them and score points. If you play the Packers, if you play the New Orleans Saints, if you get into those games against some of these better teams, the Minnesota Vikings, you're going to have to be able to throw the ball. And I think John Lynch, I think Kyle Shanahan understand this. And aside from slapping Vic Fangio, I guess they feel like no matter what Emmanuel Sanders did in the locker room, it's worth taking him on and having a quality receiver. It was so interesting.

It seemed petty to me from Elway whenever he said that. It's 100% petty. It was just a situation that you wouldn't think John Elway would do, and then you see it and you're like, oh, come on, John. You're John Elway. That doesn't need to happen. But, Pat, wouldn't you also want to take the spotlight off of your quarterback decisions right like you don't you don't want people actually you don't want people actually diving in to what you have

done at the position on the team you run right that you play because aside from Peyton Manning falling into his lap um and and those guys having a great defense that take them to a Super Bowl this position for this team has been a mess, right? He's gone from quarterback to quarterback, free agent to drafted to moving up. And, you know, you get Paxton Lynch, and then you bring over Case Keenum, and you try to sign Brock Osweiler. He leaves. You bring him back.

Like, all of these things have been debacles. This has been a total failure at this position for John Elway. And so if I was him, I'd be saying stuff about other things too. Oh, yeah, we are terrible at quarterback. I made bad decisions. But, boy, that Emmanuel Sanders cannot behave like that. Oh, well, what did he do, John? You know, I don't want to talk about those things.

You understand? Yeah, because you don't want to talk about Joe Flacco. Imagine he comes out next to him A plane broke down Just outside the Like just everything that could potentially Distract from the thought that that quarterback position Has not been great under a quarterback's guidance Which is very interesting I loved what you said

About the Colts Feels like you're getting on board with the Colts And I've been saying this for a long time They have the pieces They have an offensive line They have a defense Jacoby Brissett is a baller Nobody's really giving them credit they have the pieces to make a deep run seeing you say that on television literally anytime you come on television or office everybody stops

to listen to it listening you do that i was pretty pumped up about it because it made me feel like a smarter person but it's real i think it's a real yeah it is they have the pieces to make a run right now yeah you you were a little earlier on it than I was. I'm in the city. I kind of had to wait to see some different things. I think you get nervous when you have a huge win against Kansas City, but the Oakland Raiders beat you at home. Yeah.

You know, so those type of things don't necessarily continue to build confidence. Actually, you know, it's like it's up and down. But when you watch the pieces that have been assembled, when you see a team that is so good up front, a team that can not only protect but create running lanes for Marlon Mack and for that running game, and now, you know, you can control the ball, which is huge. I also think it helps is when you come into this season and you're looking at the New England Patriots, the first thing you think is what type of quarterback does a team have to have in order to beat them? And you look at the Deshaun Watson, as you look at the Patrick Mahomes, and then you look at the schedule

and you say, okay, there has been one quarterback and one team that's beaten both of those guys. And that team is the Indianapolis Colts. And so looking at that, understanding the way that they could play offense, they could protect Jacoby Brissett. Also, the skill set and talent that Jacoby Brissett possesses. Nobody's talking, you know, we're talking about Russell Wilson and his touchdown interception ratio. We're talking about Patrick Mahomes. Look, this guy's 14 and three, you know, in his touchdown interception ratio like that. You know, in his touchdown interception ratio like that, you know, we're talking about this guy in a different a different way. If we're not looking at the outside things and thinking of him as Andrew Luck's backup, this is a real team.

This is a team that has the guidance of a great head coach. And they're built in a way that if you go down the stretch and you have to go on the road and win a game in Foxborough, you can do that. You have a head coach who believes in what he's put in place and can do that. And so for me, this team is a true contender and we'll see a little bit more about the New England Patriots and what they really are over the next six weeks. I think the reason why I was on it so early is because being on the team for so long, it was very obvious to know what we were missing. Like, okay, this is what we're missing to be a team, right? This is what we're missing to be a team, right? This is what we're missing for every time we go into

Foxborough, we just get slaughtered. Now, granted, the Colts are a young team, so they're going to have dumb situations like the Raiders. They're probably going to lose another one this season where everybody's like, what the hell are you doing? Jacoby's only like a second-year quarterback anyways. He's young. Nobody talks about him that way, but whenever you said it,

it made me feel real good, Ryan Clark. We've got to get get to a break i am so thankful that you joined us man you're incredible on the mic i hope you come back soon i appreciate you so much check him out on espn do you have any podcasts or anything or you just go on television you know what man i'm gonna have my uh my first one's gonna be in two weeks man i'm gonna start my own uh and it'll be pretty fun i'd like to have you on one time man if you get some time would love to i can't wait to see it you're gonna do incredible just like you did in football and in television ladies and gentlemen ryan clark thank you ryan thank you brother have a great day that's good something funny time yeah it's a great interview hilarious i have no idea what just played uh but i thought maybe we were all laughing at that time i wanted to laugh with you

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I said that because the team that Chris Ballard has built around the quarterback position is very good this year. So when Andrew Luck retired, everybody's hearts were broken in Colts Nation. They're like, no, we finally got a good team. We finally have a team that can win things. Jacoby Brissett has stepped up and balled out in a key member of the defensive side of the Indianapolis Colts,

a man who was the rookie of the year last year, a man who was an all-pro but somehow didn't get voted in the Pro Bowl, a Q-dog from South Carolina State, number 53, the maniac, Darius Leonard, joins us right now. Oh, look at the shirt. Look at the shirt.

He's wearing a For the Brand shirt. I appreciate him. You just got out of meetings. How does the team feel after that massive victory against the Houston Texans in the AFC South? Definitely feels good, man. Definitely to get a win, especially the divisional game win. So we all feeling great, man.

Looking forward to the next opponent now. You look like a real athlete on that pick to call game there at the end. That thing kind of just showed up in your hands, and then you wanted to go run with that thing. I mean, you go down immediately. The game's over. Everybody knows that. I'm assuming people are yelling at you to go down.

Before you go down, though, you do a Roman Reigns fist. Kenny Stills through the earth. Walk me through that last play. Oh, man. Coach got up a great defensive play. I saw the ball as soon as it was tipped. I know I was in a great position to make a play on it once. I felt like I had possession of it,

and we always talking about score on defense. And I got got up and I know I had one man to beat and I know I got long arms so I went with a still forearm and after I got done with a still forearm man I look by the sideline I see the whole sideline jumping up saying get down it's over where I got down it was great to have you back on in the lineup you missed a couple weeks with a concussion injury. Now you're back. The team did well whenever you weren't in. So everybody knew that when you got back in, the team was only going to get better.

What did you learn from having to watch the Colts at home? I'm not great. Our team is, you know, we always talk about the next man up mentality. You know, we're, we're very focused on on the game plan and it shows no matter who's in the next man up mentality. You know, we're very focused on the game plan, and it shows no matter who's in the game or who's out the game, the next guy in will come up and do that 111 just to hold down the team

because, you know, you don't want anybody to fail. So when they get in there, you know, everybody's trustworthy, and that's what it shows that what kind of team we have. Why is Frank Reich such a good head coach? Nobody knew. He had never been a head coach before, right? So we had no idea what was going to happen. I think now the Philadelphia Eagles fans are realizing how important Frank Reich

was to that organization, and now Colts fans are like, thank God this guy is back. He was once going to be a priest or something. I mean, he has an incredible story. He seems to be an incredible leader of men. What makes him a good coach, though? What makes him relate to guys like you, guys like Quentin Nelson? What makes Frank Reich such a good head

coach? For one, he's a former player, so he knows how the game goes. And for two, man, he cares. That's the biggest thing. He cares about his players. And to see how much he goes for it on fourth down, to show how much he believes in it, believes in the locker room, believes in his players. So if you've got a coach who trusts in you, believes in you,

it's making it so much easier to go out and have fun and play for that coach. So is that how you guys react whenever you see him go for it on fourth? We love it, man. We love it when he goes for it. I mean, it shows that he believes in us. And if he believes in us, that means we can go out and execute the game plan with no worries

because if you've got a coach that's saying, okay, I believe in this guy, I'm going to go out and make a play, you don't have to be scared or timid to go out there and say, okay, I can't mess up. He's a coach that, I mean, for one, he says when he messes up, he's not afraid to say, hey, that was a bad call. I did this wrong. And having a guy like that as the head man, you know, it's always great.

That's so interesting because the defense could be on the wrong side of that if you don't pick up the fourth down conversion but instead on the flip side you see a head coach that's willing to go for it and bet on his guys that has to lift up everybody oh yeah man even even though if we don't get it i mean the defense is pumped i mean we want it in our hands we want the offense to go for it we want the defense to come out we want to stop them if it's at midfield or whatever. We always talk about sudden change. If the ball on a three-yard line, we're going to get a three-and-a-half take away, make them kick a field goal, and we're going to block the field goal.

I mean, that's the mentality that we have as a defense. So it feels as if that building is an incredible place to work, a good work environment. What are practices like now? All I see is videos of you dancing from practice. All I see is videos of T.Y. Hilton having a good time. I feel like the Colts are a very fun place to be right now. It is, man.

But like I said, it starts at the head man. The head man can allow us to be ourselves. You don't have to be in a shell. I mean, that's what it is. I mean, everybody's comfortable, you know, going out, doing that job, and having fun. And, you know, the biggest thing about playing a game, you've got to have fun with it.

And a coach have fun with it, and every single player goes out each and every day and have fun. And ever since Coach Frank got the Got Juice shirts last year, everybody wanted to bring the juice. Everybody wanted to bring the energy. And me being a guy who loves to have fun, bringing energy i just love being being with the coach well i mean you're a leader on the team and only your second year that is very difficult to do especially at a linebacker position where you're banging a lot you're making a lot of plays you have been an instant impact maker

for a colts team that is everybody is sleeping. Everybody's sleeping on them. When I go on television and I start yelling in the cameras about me being, I'm picking the Colts, it feels like everybody is waiting for me to say I'm joking. Inside that locker room, how good does it feel to know that not a single soul outside of Indianapolis has any belief or faith in the Indianapolis Colts? We love it, man. We love being on the dogapolis Colts? Oh, we love it, man. You know, we love being an underdog. That makes us just fight day in and day out. I mean, we love being an underdog.

We go in like that Kansas City game. We saw where nobody picked us to win. I mean, we love that. We love coming in as an underdog. We love stepping up to a challenge, and it proves we can work out. You're a big-time WWE fan. I didn't know that till recently did you enjoy did you enjoy friday night smackdown did they take care of you oh yeah they did man i

was i was kind of upset when i tried to jump my dog roman so i almost jumped over there i tried to have a mouse i had i had to control myself a little bit how long you been a wwe fan all my life man it's uh my brother always grew up just watching the day um monday tuesday even when ecw was on wednesdays friday night smackdown so kind of grew up my whole life watching you know what's interesting is football i think there's a lot more football players that are fans than people really think about it because you're a gladiator out there performing on a stage and i i enjoy the way you play i enjoy your celebrations you think some of that comes from your wwe fanhood background oh yeah because i mean especially watching when i

grew up watching dx sean malkin and triple h they always celebrate you know so it always fun to kind of have a signature move like like they do so it's definitely going out having fun and then doing crazy stuff i mean as i mean i see it all all the time on tv so i mean i enjoy doing it i'll tell you what you're gonna get quite a fine but if you drop a suck it on somebody i appreciate you taking time out of your work day man keep dominating keep crushing you're fun to watch. Welcome back. Happy or healthy. Ladies and gentlemen, Darius Leonard. Thank you, man. No problem. Thank you.

Cheers, dude. He's a player. Yeah. Hey, he is a player. He's long. Long. That stiff arm. Old buddy tried to touch.

He literally was just throwing another human down to the ground. That was an insane situation. He was towering over Roman Reigns in that picture they took together. Yeah, he was, wasn't he? Yeah. He's a freak athlete, too. And the fact he was a fourth-round draft pick, and everybody said that Chris Ballard was a dum-dum.

Chris Ballard was a dum-dum. Took an offensive guard at number six. Stupid. Took this no-name linebacker from South Carolina State in the fourth round. Stupid. They gave him like a D or something. Some scouting or grading people gave him like a D or whatever on the draft. Two all pros.

Two all pros right there. Automatically as rookies. What's up, Diggs? Second round draft pick. Darius Underbos? Mm-hmm. Is that right? Mm-hmm.

Well, maybe I was completely wrong there. I had no idea. Even worse. That's why they were so not mad, but that's why they graded it like that because he was a guy who went higher. He was. He was a 36 pick. Of course I know this team.

No, but that might be one. That's tough. He's got a chip on his shoulder like a fourth-round pick. But it is really. Well, fourth-round pick is still a good spot to be in. But the thought that he got, Chris Ballard got demolished for this i would like to hear chris ballard break down like the scouting thing of this i mean we're

looking at his uh stiff arm right here on the picture it is a right cross to this dude's head which i would assume is a penalty i would assume that he probably should have got flagged for that because oh poor guy is sideways i mean that's one of the most vicious stiff arms I've seen. They said Quentin Nelson as a fullback is going to happen a little bit more often. By the way, the only thing that's tough, because when you see Quentin Nelson run down the field, I literally had this thought like a week or two ago. I'm like, man, that guy can move.

That guy can really move. Normally, big guys like that can't move. The last time you really see a big guy move like that was almost the fridge, right? Way back in the day with the Bears. The fridge who could move. And I literally had the thought where I was like, man, I wish he almost played D-line because I think you could put him in on offense. And then all of a sudden, a couple weeks later here,

we got him running fullback. The only problem with that is you take the best offensive lineman potentially in the game off of the offensive line in a goal line situation. As a coach, you're going to look bad if that doesn't work out it's like oh you want to get cute take the offensive line off the offensive line but if quentin nelson scores a touchdown that ball might explode that ball might explode if he catches now granted he was the other route in that ebron catch was quentin nelson quentin nelson almost got open had a guy covering him he stumbled because he turned to look where the ball was going probably because he wanted to chase it because that's what he does every time

but at some point quentin nelson's going to score a touchdown and that ball is going to get popped and i cannot wait for that he might tear the thing in half like it's a damn phone book outside of indianapolis and i said to daris london i meant it because and it might not be humans outside who have high football iqs or whatever but in those production meetings with people around those big media outlets, whenever you talk about the Colts doing it, everybody's like, let's slow down. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

It's like, no, no. That's what we're supposed to do on television. That's what you guys do every single day, and I want to let you know, I might be ahead of you guys. I'm not getting ahead of myself. This Colts team is the truth, and that guy is one of the main reasons why.

And when you listen to these other shows, like all these other talking heads, when the Colts come up, they're like, yeah, yeah, they're a nice story, blah, blah, blah, they're not going to win. And then they just move forward. Yes, correct. And then they just move forward. The entire story was Deshaun Watson losing that game and not the Colts defense winning that game

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At some point Is he on right now? Yeah we got him right now Absolute legend of a man He joined us a couple weeks ago And his brain was mesmerizing The way he speaks about football Josh Sitton at some point. Is he on right now? Yeah, we got him right now. Absolute legend of a man. He joined us a couple weeks ago, and his brain was mesmerizing. The way he speaks about football is through the eyes of an all-pro offensive lineman. A man who won a Super Bowl.

He's handsome. He runs a real estate business. Joining us, ladies and gentlemen, Josh Sitton. What up, Josh? Yeah, we're good. Attaboy, Josh. Oh, my God. He's coming to us live from his man cave, I believe, where he has jerseys on top of jerseys behind him. Howaboy, Josh. Oh, my God. He's coming to us live from his man cave, I believe,

where he has jerseys on top of jerseys behind him. How are you, Josh? I'm good, man. How you doing? I'm good. By the way, everything that you were saying the last time you were on the show has basically come to fruition about the Browns not having an offensive line, that type of stuff happening. What are your eyes on the NFC right now after the trades that happened

to the 49ers getting another weapon with Emmanuel Sanders, to the Seahawks getting a good safety, to Drew Brees coming back for the Saints? Do you feel as if the Packers are still in the commanding position in the NFC, or do you think these other teams got definitely better yesterday? Well, I'll say this. I hope Drew Brees plays this week because I just picked him up in fantasy. So I'm rooting for you, Drew. I still think the Packers, Packers and Saints are the lead dogs.

I was actually just looking at San Fran's schedule. They still haven't played a single good team. And they don't play any – they don't have a challenge until they play the Seahawks. And then they have a three-game stretch starting in November where they've got the Packers, Ravens, and Saints. And that's going to be their test. I don't think they're up for the challenge.

They're great on defense, but I don't think Jimmy G can get it done. And this league is a quarterback league. And when it comes down to it your quarterback has to win the game for you um come play all time and uh i think the the packers and the saints obviously have the better quarterbacks okay let's talk about aaron rogers in the floor a video creeped out uh of him and the floor talking before the game this past weekend where he said to the floor i want five today and the floor said back to him want six. Then there was a video of the post-victory locker room where LaFleur gave him the game ball, called him an old man.

Do you feel as if Aaron Rodgers and LaFleur are becoming best of friends? And how good news is that for Green Bay Packers fans and owners? I do. I really do. I keep up with the Packers, obviously, and I read little snippets here and there, and you can see Aaron just kissing LaFleur's ass in his comments left and right. It's almost shocking because that's not his style.

So I can tell that relationship is going well. From what I hear from a few of the guys, Aaron is completely bought into everything he's trying to win he's um doing whatever it takes um and that's a that's a scary combination because he is the most talented quarterback probably to ever play the game um you know probably until patty patty mahomes came out but um that that team is really good scary good great defense and and he's buying into everything and they're dangerous all right let's pivot real quick i agree with

everything you just said there you're a genius it sounds like uh i'm gonna just try to write down everything you say and take it as my own and sound smarter for myself but the uh let's pivot to the denver broncos something happened with emmanuel with Emmanuel Sanders after the Titans game in the Broncos locker room. John Elway said that they traded him, and the locker room knows why. Everybody knows why. It's not the culture we're trying to build here. We're trying to win. I've been around the game a long time, as have you.

What do you think that could potentially mean? In my eyes, he said something to a coach. He did something in that locker room. There was maybe a disagreement. Maybe he said, I don't want to play here anymore. That story will eventually leak out. But I think that was very telling of John Elway to mention those words without giving a full description.

Yeah, you don't usually see GMs come out and making comments like that. I'm sure Emmanuel's sick of losing and sick of being on a bad team. And he probably let his emotions get the worst of him. You know, it happened to me many a times playing in this league. You know, he probably said something to a coach or maybe even the GM or somebody. And, I mean, it's just time for them. They've got to rebuild.

They're not, you know, Joe Flacco's not their future. Whoa! It's time for them to rebuild,'re not you know joe flack was not their future so whoa it's uh it's time for them to rebuild and it's perfect timing and it's a great weapon for um great weapon for jimmy g speaking of rebuilding the atlanta falcons are going to have to blow that entire place up i mean that defense which was once incredible now stinks matt ryan's hurt their offense stinks they get rid of muhammad sanu they ship him out to the Patriots who somehow get even better in the middle of the season.

It makes no sense to me. Whenever you look at the Patriots adding another weapon, how will they be able to keep everybody happy and who will be able to stop Tom Brady and that Patriots team? What is it going to take to beat the Patriots, you think? Or is it even possible? At this point,

how do you bet against them? I just don't think it's possible in the AFC since Pat went down. He was the best shot at it, obviously. I mean, that's not a hot take. That's pretty simple. But that whole team is led by that defense. And Tom doesn't have to do everything that he's had to do in the past. And that defense, it doesn't have any superstars,

but, man, these guys are confusing as hell. Playing against them last year with the Dolphins, the looks they give you are just – they're almost unbeatable, and it just goes to show you how smart that coaching staff is. Bill Belichick is a freaking genius. He is hands down the best coach to ever coach the game there's not even a close second um that game playing each and every week specifically and you don't see that out of other teams he gets the guys ready each each week

is an individual game plan and you don't really see that um from other teams so it's uh it's scary and you know tom's gonna make sanu a friggin pro bowler well that's it's scary to think about just i mean when they got antonio browner but it was like what i mean what is going now they got another guy who's just as explosive and i think he's an incredibly intelligent human so he'll be able to pick up with that patriots offense very, very fast, which is good news for him. Whenever he played against, well, not he, the Patriots played against Sam Darnold,

just like you said, that defense disguises things and brings things that nobody can really understand, especially young quarterbacks. In NFL films and Monday Night Football, let Sam Darnold's quote of saying, I'm seeing ghosts, go on national television, which I was mind-blown by. Because normally it's like, good touchdown. So whenever they let that out, I was like, yo, they're trying to bury Sam Darnold.

And by the way, it did. I mean, it caught on. They're not happy about it. Nobody's happy about it. Have you ever had a hilarious mic'd up situation? And what is the golden rule whenever people are mic'd up uh first of all poor fella that's gonna that's gonna stick with him like the butt fumble did with santa uh let's see two years ago i got a holding call i was pulling around and i made a gray

block pancake the guy and i got a holding, and the mic caught me saying, motherfucker. Yeah, freaker. Yep. And it was pretty funny. Everybody was texting me after the game. But, yeah, there's plenty of those. I would be mortified if that tape from the center, because the center's mic'd up every game,

and I'm right next to the center when I was playing. I'd hate for those tapes to leak out someday. Somebody has those, though. Like, you know, Snapchat, right? That's terrifying. They're going to do NFL films in 30 years, and I'm just going to be cringing with anxiety. Josh Shitton going into the Hall of Fame.

Let's take a look back on some of the stuff that didn't air during Josh Shitton's career. You mother... Just anger everywhere. It's a tough position, though, because you're in this incredibly competitive environment with humans that are trying to rip your head off, and then they put a microphone in there, and then people who have never been in there

are just expecting you to act like a normal individual, and that's just not the way it goes. I feel incredibly bad for Sam Darnold, to be honest with you, because I think when he said, I'm seeing ghosts, he obviously meant he thought he was seeing one coverage and it was something completely different.

But all it sounds like is he was just scared to death of Bill Belichick and the Patriots. Oh, I feel so bad for him. He's never going to live that down. Ever. And the thing is, every other quarterback that's freaking played these guys is seeing ghosts too. So he's the only one that just got caught saying it.

So he's a poor fellow that just got caught saying it so he's uh poor fella is all i can say i i didn't know you have a camo hoodie on you have a camo hat on you have an incredible beard right now what is this wednesday looking like for you just going out in the woods and killing something right now or what do you got going on i wish i dropped my daughter off for school and then i've got my son My wife's out of town, so daddy daycare for a few days. Well, I am very thankful not only for you being a great dad, being a great football player, but I am very hopeful that you will continue to join us on here

because your brain is an incredible one. Do you think the Browns did anything to make their off? Okay, here's a quick question. We've got like two minutes, and I think you can explain this. The last time you came on, you said the offensive line for the Browns is the problem. You can have two bad O-linemen. You can't have three bad O-linemen, especially with a young quarterback who doesn't have the wisdom yet.

They had a bye week. What could Freddie Kitchens have done during the bye week that could potentially help their team but much more successful, even though they're walking into the Patriots this week and they probably have no shot to begin with? Go offer the Redskins two first-round picks for Trent Williams. That's about it. I mean, they're not going to get better and teams aren't trading o-linemen away it's so hard to get good o-linemen in this league because the college coaching sucks so bad with offensive

linemen that it's very very difficult to find good o-linemen in this league what is it is it technique is it the bodies what is it that is not being coached technique and the systems that they're running that all they have to do is block a guy for a second and they just position block instead of moving people they just kind of get in the way and turn their bodies and that doesn't translate and that's why you see offensive linemen, it takes them longer and longer to play early on in their careers. And that's why teams aren't trading. I was surprised to see Laramie Tunsil get traded to the Texans. But, you know, the Dolphins are giving away everybody.

Tanking. They're tank, tank, tank, tank, tanking. That Bengals team stinks, Josh, too. I mean, we're not talking about them. They suck, too. I mean, the Dolphins are trying to stink. And that Bengals team, I think, too. I mean, we're not talking about them. They suck, too. I mean, the Dolphins are trying to stink. And that Bengals team, I think they're trying to be good. They're really bad.

Another team that we're not talking about is the Colts, your old team. That team's a good freaking team. I think they're going to win the Super Bowl, Josh. I'm telling you, I didn't see it early on. I didn't have a lot of faith in Brissette, but he's playing great right now, and that defense is awesome. Marlon Mack's a baller, and that O-line is freaking badass. By the way, that's the recipe to win, right? That's the recipe to win.

That's the recipe to win in the playoffs, right? Yeah, absolutely. They'll make the second round. All right, Josh. I think they're winning the Super Bowl, and I don't need your negativity right now this has been an incredible interview i can't thank you enough ladies and gentlemen from daddy daycare a legend uh josh shitton thank you so much josh appreciate you man

all right thanks guys he's so good dude we had a disastrous time at the world series last night. And when I say that, I mean it. We weren't able to get into the game. We sat at security for two hours until the fifth inning. Got there before Simone Biles' opening pitch where she did like a 360 flippy thing that would have been awesome to see. Couldn't get in because we got our tickets from the MLB and not SeatGeek. Two hours of waiting. Two hours of people going through my phone trying to figure out the MLB ballpark app,

which has a 1.7 rating. Should have. I wish I had two more hands so I could give that app four thumbs down. It is. It was a disastrous evening. We finally get inside and the MLB representatives that ran our tickets in there to us,

because our tickets were in the cloud, so we couldn't get the tickets. Somebody emailed me tickets from the MLB. DAZN said, hey, we got you. We've got a good relationship with the MLB. We have the ChangeUp show. We stream their rights. We can get you tickets. I was like, you know, we have SeatGeek as one of our main sponsors.

They're like, no, the MLB, these should be client tickets. They should be good. they email us these tickets to get these tickets i thought i would just open them up and get the barcode we just walk right in sure didn't know that it wasn't that until we got directly through the security to the ticket person i open up the email and it's like oh now you got to download the mlb ballpark app so i download the mlb ballpark app relatively quickly by the way good service there get that now i have to verify that that ballpark app is linked to the tickets that we're getting okay i verify that then i have to link the tickets from that one to the app okay then i link that then i

have to go onto the website verify that that app is me that i linked the tickets and i confirmed it then i do that then i go back to my app where it says there should be the tickets in your wallet. No tickets. So then every human on earth that worked for the Houston Astros and the MLB last night for two hours was telling me how to utilize. Do you know how to turn on the Wi-Fi? They were telling me. Do you know how to reset your phone? Can you close out the app? Do you know how to do that? Yeah, I closed out the MLB ballpark app no less than 145 times in two hours. I had about seven to eight different people trying to go through it. And all the while, myself, all the boys, Matt Hasselbeck, Molly McGrath, Adam Amin didn't go.

But us, we're all standing in just a 10-foot by 10-foot area, kind of held in purgatory for two hours. Not a single screen of the game in sight, only sounds of what's happening out there. It was a disaster. We're going to make a mini-film out of this thing. And it was the day I realized that you should never not use SeatGeek. Even if you go directly to the league, you're going to get screwed. Because we go

into the thing after waiting two hours, after having my phone fingered by no less than 45 people, after me walking back and forth while this whole purgatory thing, I let everybody walk in front of me. Hey, you go first. I'm the one that got all these tickets. I apologize for this.

It's kind of an embarrassing situation. You guys go first. Hasselbeck walks in there first, whatever. The MLB representatives start apologizing to Matt Hasselbeck, start apologizing to Molly, start offering up free drinks, free food, whatever you need. Don't even introduce themselves to us. Don't even introduce them to me.

Nothing. Don't even shake my hand. Don't apologize to me. Nothing. This guy named Greg, who works for the Houston Astros, is my least favorite human on earth right now. He didn't even shake my hand. I mean, literally didn't even do nothing. They understood that this was an MLB issue, that this was their fault they everybody agreed on the same situation here didn't even introduce

himself to me only talked about which i get matt hasselbeck is a very handsome guy 18 year in the nfl quarterback but he was a guest of mine like this was me having these problems pal it was like you were turtle in the entourage none at all the guy turned his back to me at one point and i literally walked up to him it was like probably five minutes after he just didn't introduce himself to us or whatever. All of us. We were just basically Hasselbeck's entourage, which, by the way, I mean, there's worse things to be, I guess, than Matt Hasselbeck's

entourage. I guess there is. There's worse things than that. So at one point, I said to him, I was like, hi, my name's Pat, and you can fornicate, apologize to me, too. And he laughed in my face and then turned his back to me and then continued to talk to Matt Hasselbeck about where he could get a hat. I was like, who knows?

We want to buy a $90 hat right now, pal. Our seats weren't the original seats. We're in, like, row 34, but it was incredible. It was awesome to get in there. We get in there in the fifth inning. We get a chance to see about an inning and a half of good baseball, and then the Nationals just took the top off the damn thing. And I think it's on record as being the worst World Series game in history.

So we waited two hours to get into the worst World Series game in history, and then we left before the ninth inning. Yeah. It was a long night. Terrible night. It was cool once we got in there. It was very cool. Obviously, I'd never been to a World Series game before.

The atmosphere was electric, especially there at the little gate area, the detention area that we were in. We were literally in a purgatory. For the first five. It was a purgatory area. But once in the park, beautiful park. The people were abuzz. It was electric for one inning, and then the shelling began.

Yeah, it was bad. It was bad. We got out of control very quickly. I guess we didn't get to see a lot of the good stuff there in the first four innings. I guess some good stuff happened. Ty Schmidt went away with a Houstonston astros hat but he definitely was not pulling for the astros in there especially after that greg guy yeah i mean well first of all they were massive underdogs the nationals were so it was you know too good of a situation

not to bet on them so i did and um like hey we've been saying it for a while team of destiny team of destiny adnan virk said yesterday he didn't believe in it. They just took the Astros' top two horses to the glue factory the last two nights. They might sweep them. The World Series is very interesting. Foxy and I had this decision yesterday.

Foxy canceled Michigan, by the way. Yeah, canceled all. You're done. Canceled Michigan State, canceled Jim Harbaugh, canceled all Detroit sports. They stink. And Ford trucks obviously stink. Okay, so Foxy, that's on the podcast. He goes on one of the most epic rants I've ever heard Foxy go on, by the way. There's a little bit of fire, but it's something he believes in.

Last night, you and I agreed. Seventh, eighth inning. I forget what it was. Yeah. We looked at each other because there was other conversations happening around us as the fans were just filing out of the stadium, which potentially is their last game of the year there, just walking it out, down six or eight, whatever it was at the time.

I look at Foxy, and Foxy looks at me. Baseball stinks, doesn't it? And Foxy goes, baseball does stink. And then I was like, but if they hit ten runs in this ninth inning, it's the best sport of all time. Turns out they didn't, so we're 100% right. Baseball sucks. Stinks. It sucks. It's so bad sport of all time. Turns out they didn't, so we're 100% right. Baseball sucks. Stinks.

It sucks. It's so bad. I don't know how anybody likes it, Ty. I have no clue how anybody likes that sport. But you're letting last night's experience kind of taint it a little bit. I mean. I wouldn't do that. I don't overreact.

Think of the hospitality we got at Yankee Stadium. Oh, yeah. You know, I mean, there's a flip side to that. There's some teams that just do it right, and then there's some teams that just refuse to do it right. Turns out the Astros are the latter, not the former. Zito won a bunch of money from these little betting games we did during the game. Yeah, he was hot. He gave me a Jose

chant at one point. That was for you. You're right. Jose Altuve just so happens to be has the same name as Jose Zito Perez. And they had a. Early whenever they were still in it. And boy, well, I guess it was like fifth inning.

It was they were still in it. And Zito lit up. Honestly, I thought there was a time there where, you zito i actually thought you thought that that was for you i think at one point i was just like uh what do you call like those guys that fall in the coliseum i just put my hands up and i was ready to go yeah uh gladiator yes those guys that fought in the coliseum i remember the most important part anyway so that's how we feel about the astros in the world series that guy greg's the most important part. Anyway, so that's how we feel about the Astros in the World Series. That guy Greg is the worst guy working. I don't know who he is. He's a punk.

Dude, I felt so bad, too, because there's nothing less that you would want to do than to deal with your phone and other people. You were walking around the stadium trying to get these tickets. Then we finally do get the tickets, and Greg walks up the hassle bag. He punks me. Because all of us were sitting back while you're doing all of the work, and we're just cracking jokes about it. Well, and the people at the window that

treat you like maybe it's your fault you don't know how to use your phone. First of all, you're very good at your phone. Yes. And we brought everyone you could possibly want, expert wise, to look at it. People from the MLB. We had engineers from our side. They flew in an engineer from Apple I'm pretty sure to go through it.

So it's not our fault. Well, then they told us that they can't just give us the tickets because they could see the tickets on the screen. But they couldn't just give us the tickets because the MLB gave us the tickets and they put it on lock. So nobody at the building could do anything until somebody from the MLB. And then somebody from the MLB came and they were the people that apologized to Hasselbeck and Molle and gave them free drinks and stuff. It was just an unbelievable situation. It was unbelievable. It'll be a mini film. It'll be a Tragedy is what it's called a tragedy. Yeah It'll be a dramatic tragedy of the day. We thought we didn't have to use SeatGeek and instead a nightmare happened

Yeah lesson learned That's a bad fake laugh Alright I'm going to do something I want you to tell me what movie it was from Sandy One of Adam Sandler's Movies that got ripped off And should have won at least 10 awards Unbelievable Got like 700 million views on Netflix of Adam Sandler's movies that got ripped off and should have won at least 10 awards.

Unbelievable. Got like 700 million views on Netflix. No awards. Did you watch it, Ty? No, I haven't seen it. Are you kidding me? Well, Tim Donahy said Will Sassa is about to be an Academy Award winner. Will Sassa?

Will Sassa. He said his name wrong. Yeah, he did know his name, but I don't know if that was the accent. I think it was the accent. By the way, that Tim Donahue interview was fucking wild, bro. Landing gear just went down. Some air brakes just took us from 800 miles an hour to probably, I don't know, probably 300, 400 miles an hour right now, I assume. This is fucking outrageous how fast we were going earlier., I don't know, probably 300, 400 miles an hour right now, I assume. This is fucking outrageous how fast we were going earlier. I still don't understand how these things get up in the fucking sky. I don't fully understand it.

The guy told me it's like when you hold the end of a hose and you shoot the water out. There's some theory that is used with that explanation. That's how their fucking plane is flying. That's interesting to me. I don't know what the hose is. I don't know which one's my thumb. I'm just hoping it's a little bit more consistent than when I used to spray my fucking car down. This is insane.

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That's code PAT at manscaped.com. We just landed and Ty got launched into the seat in front of us. This bird is so fast it's like the avatar bird that's above all the other birds of Jacob Solly rodeos at the end, that's what we're on I think it's a rather short runway too there Ty just got

Ty just got beat up by this plane great show today Ty by the way, thanks for everything you did got beat up by this plane. Great show today, Ty, by the way. Thanks for everything you did. Thanks for everybody listening to the show. Thanks to all of our guests. It was another awesome week. Should be a pretty big weekend as well. Let's enjoy this life. Ty Schmidt. Hey, tweet us, by the way. Send some tweets over the weekend. Keep in in touch we'd like to hear from you

ty schmidt hit the independent music by the way if you have independent music we are looking for independent music because we can't play real music because we're not working with a company in the podcast business that has a lot of lawyers that uh basically telling us we're gonna get shut down if we use it in business so it's time to put on new independent artists if you won't sue us send us your tracks ty schmidt play one of those cheers Cheers. សូវាប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបា Thank you. សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្វាប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបា Thank you. សូវាប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បាាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រនបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបា� Thank you.