The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 123 - Adam Vinatieri, College Gameday, & NFL Chatter

Episode Date: October 29, 2019

On today’s show, Pat and the guys sit down and chat about how awesome everything involved with the College Gameday process was, what some of his favorite moments were, what Coach Corso is like, how insane the crowd was in Brookings, South Dakota, and what it was like being apart of one of the longest running and most successful shows of all time. The guys also discuss everything that happened in this weekend’s NFL games including how good Aaron Rodgers and the Packers are after squeezing out a win at Arrowhead on Sunday night, why the Colts are still Super Bowl bound in Pat’s eyes, and how their win this weekend, albeit not pretty, was incredibly impressive. The guys also break down how the only obstacle in the AFC for the Colts is the Patriots, and how impressive they have been, including this weekend’s dominating win over the Browns. The guys also dive into the Mitch Trubisky situation in Chicago, and whether or not Buffalo is for real. Also joining the show is the GOAT of all GOATS, friend of the program, 4X Super Bowl Champion, and the NFL all-time points leader, Adam Vinatieri, joins the show. He and Pat talk about his game on Sunday and how he was relishing an opportunity to have a game winning kick, why he thinks this years Colts team is a little different, how impressed he’s been with Jacoby Brissett and why everyone in that locker room isn’t shocked by how successful he’s been, Bill Belichick earning win 300, and his thoughts on where this Colts team can go (1:05:32-1:22:26). Today’s episode is a fun one. Come and laugh with us, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It's been a fast one. Things have flown rather quickly here. I hope you all have enjoyed your October. I hope football season has gone well for you. I hope your gambling has been fruitful. I hope Halloween, whether you celebrated it last weekend or

coming up, is magical. I will be in Waco, Texas for Halloween, calling the West Virginia Mountaineers versus Baylor Bears game. Nailed it. Yes, nailed it. Baylor Bears are very good at football.

First ever game I got to commentate was with the Baylor Bears. First ever player I got to meet and talk to as a commentator in a real game, Charlie Brewer, quarterback for the Baylor Bears. First question was, what's your favorite play? And he said, what? bears first question was what's your favorite play and he said what i said what's like your favorite play he was like deep ball i was like all right

that's gonna get used on air and it did first quarter one of the first things i said was hey charlie brewer i asked him what his favorite play was he said deep ball cuz he said look for this guy to get loose they are very good coach rule is damn good. And West Virginia Mountaineers have not been great. My alma mater, I did not graduate from there, but I went there. Coach Neil Brown rebuilding the team after Holgerson left. Intrigued to call that game. So on Halloween, will we dress up in the booth? Are we a fun commentating crew?

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Thanks G-Reg. Greg from the Houston Astros, not a friend of the show. I'm over it though. A lot has happened since that game, by the way, which is all in this one documentary that Foxy made. Out today, youtube.com slash the Pat McAfee show.

Backslash or backslash? It's a forward slash. It looks like it's leaning forward. Like the Tower of Pisa? Well, it depends which way you're looking at the Tower of Pisa. I've only seen it one way. On the postcards. It's leaning back then.

But also, if you're looking at the postcard from your right eye which by the way our pilot had one oh my god our pilot today had a uh probably the laziest i've ever seen that son of a bitch was very lazy he could see us from the chair zito i didn't mean to say that this guy though did five tours oh he'd been around Vietnam War this guy that's how he lost the strap metal in his eye oh yeah hey by the way he landed his plane and normally whenever they turn the planes on the ground going very slow right because they feel like they could potentially topple over yeah like Tokyo Drift, this dude fishtailed around this airport. He did.

He hit the e-brake to hit this turn. He still had another mile and a half of runway that he could have. It was awesome. That guy was very cool. At one point, we were sideways. Yeah, we came in sideways. I think the weather's changing because, boy, these flights have been getting quite interesting.

The flight home from, by the way, also in this documentary that Foxy released today at YouTube.com forward slash the Pat McAfee show. Fucking college game day happened in South Dakota. You have the entire. Hey, electric. You get a chance to see how it all literally came to be. I mean, it was it was rather quick. By the way, it all came together very quickly i mean it was it was rather quick by the way it all came together very quickly which means i was not the first option which was very understandable

obviously turned out to be the best option though i had a good time out there man people south dakota good humans by the way jeez never been there love them we are going back to South Dakota. We have to. I want to let everybody know that this show will be going live from South Dakota at some point. Probably in the summer, if I had to guess, because it was a bit chilly out there. The More Cows and People Tour. I mean, we've been talking about it for a long time. I know. Well, I'll tell you what.

I had boots on the ground in one particular city that we're potentially going to stop at, and it's awesome. Brookings, South Dakota was awesome. Those people were so nice. Town's so small. What do we eat? What's that? What do we eat on the way back? Was it a bird?

What kind of bird was that? We had a pheasant sandwich and a bison filet. Oh, wow. Yeah, they had bison filet and pheasant. Oh, man. Some Chinese pheasant is their state bird. I was reading up on them on the plane out there so i could learn as much as possible about them so whenever i get going in my promo

speech about south dakota at the end of the show there missed that brock lesnar spent some time there bob barker spent some time there price is right yeah can't believe i missed so i did not bat a thousand i just want everybody now i did there was a couple things that I left on the table but other than that had a great day out there it was a lot of fun

that environment I think is it's a good one for my type of human you know what I mean I've been making drunk whites happy for a long time

long time before you went up so my parents were in town I was like this is like Pat's like this is if you were if Pat were to do one thing and like this was put on a tee for you like you went up, so my parents were in town, I was like, this is like Pat's. If Pat were to do one thing and this was put on a tee for you,

like you going up there, just having an open mic, and basically doing a promo for every single game that they threw in front of you. Oh, it's awesome. I was a little disappointed you didn't go with the horrible humans bull. I know. Penn State, Michigan State? I am too.

You should have seen my, whenever they brought that game up, you should have seen my brain whenever they brought that game up, you should have seen my brain just being like, nope, nope, nope. While Desmond Howard was talking. He was very cool,

by the way. I mean, he giggled his ass off the entire time. Hey, he was a cool dude, man. He was very cool. Very cool. It was nice to meet everybody,

by the way, for how big of a show it is, which by the way, at ESPN game day is very massive. I mean, it's a massive show it's a it's a tradition everybody does it every NFL locker room does it basically every football fan does it it's like hey you wake up on Saturday how do you start weekend college game day

incredible environment intelligent analysis what are we betting on what are we not betting on all that stuff meeting Desmond Howard and meeting everybody they're very cool and they I don't think they I don't know if it's normal or not. I guess everybody we've met has been cool to us. But it was a very well-run operation. But when that game came up, boy, Foxy came in there. A.Q. Shipley came in there. He was like, don't get it out.

Get it out. Get it out. Oh, my God. And I think I said to James – Fyfe fan. Yeah, Fyfe fan. I had to. I mean, I couldn't.

I had to just – I said to James, I couldn't get. Fine fan. Yeah, fine fan. I had to. I mean, I couldn't. I had to just. I had to. As soon as I said it too, I could hear my mom just be like, you had to. Can't let him off the hook for that. Can't. No. Won't do it. Can't do it.

They won, by the way. They're pretty good. They are pretty good. I'll tell you what. My picks did not do great. It's like the first upset weekend of college football. It big upset weekend so like i mean i don't think anyone's picks did well i will say this i was the only one who picked oklahoma state for a good reason too because i'm an american kirk kirk goes i'm also an american i'm gonna go the other way

he's cool kirk's been on the show a couple times so people that listen to the show know that Kirk is cool but in real life just watching him kind of operate from one thing to the next he's so cool and so smooth and as soon as he saw me

his eyes got big as if it was like I don't know like one of your boys showing up or something and he was like I told you we were going to make this happen

and I was like Kirk you did and you did he's so I owe him a lot. Because I think he had a lot of sway in me potentially doing that. Very, very nice.

Whose idea was it to have you ride out on that Warthog Gator? I'll tell you what. It went from zero to 900. I want to let you know, Nick and I almost flipped one of those before. Oh, I forgot about that. And by Nick and I, I mean, I almost flipped one of those. And I had my leg out the door. Yeah, you got some strong legs,

but you were not going to stop that thing from toppling over with your leg. It would have snapped. Well, we'll never know. I didn't have the opportunity to. Didn't spill the beer, by the way. Nick and I were in one of them things, Gators, deep in the woods, deep in the woods, and I got a little loose with it. I enjoy drifting cars.

I did it to my Shelby. I wrapped it around the tree, but I've done that thing numerous times. I enjoy the little fishtail like our pilots did with the plane. I enjoy the thought of that, right? So with those Gators, you're supposed to do that. Like those four-wheeler, they're like vehicles. Those things are vehicles. And some of them you can have them be the rear wheel drive.

It's a tough one. It is. Unless you turn that thing to four-wheel drive and then heavy four or whatever, low four-wheel drive, whatever you want. So you can get that shit going. But if you get going and you hit it like a corn thing, like where they – The bagment? Yeah, like a –

Like where the rows change? Yeah. Like you hit in between one of those out of nowhere. I mean, it goes down and turns on the side of its fucking wheel. And you're on two wheels all of a sudden. I mean, that is a sketchy situation. Nick was sitting shotgun on the side that was damn near thing. So I'm like turning the wheel back, you know, like, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

And I'm holding a beer with my other hand. Nick probably, I think. Yeah, I was up in the air, double fisting. And it bounces back the other way. So probably, I think you had two. Yeah, I was up in the air, double fisting. He had two fingers like this and it bounces back the other way so now we're on my side so now we've got to overcorrect it, come back and then we just stop

and everybody's like, are you fucking all right? Oh, good, thank you and then somebody was like, why'd you put your leg out there? I was like, well, what are you going to do? I mean,

what am I supposed to do? Reflex, yeah. At least you put more weight out there to bounce it out. Yeah, it's while he was in the league, though. Colts punter Pat McAfee had his legs severed by a Gatorade. I think in my head what I would have done is I would have stood. I think that's what I thought I was going to do.

I thought if it was going to flip, I was just going to stand. You know, like, I was going to just stand like that. I think that was my idea at the time. Once again, pretty intoxicated. Leave Nick in there just rolling. And then Nick gets back and he likes, we all just, everything just kind of stops, right? And Nick's just holding both drinks and I'm holding mine out the window

or whatever. And I like look over at him and he looks over at me and goes, we almost died. And I was like, yeah. And then they ask if everything's okay are we fucking okay yeah and i just fucking carry that thing home again much like that lady did by the way she hit that thing heavy foot slammed it she really did she was very nice lady we met her right before she went she was like okay i'll be driving this thing by the way while we're standing there

it's like we're there for like probably five minutes. I get to meet everybody that's around us. It's like a cool, it's a very, the game day setup I've never been. It's a very free-flowing situation. So the fact that all these people come, it's like a festival. It is very, it's awesome. It feels like a festival.

So we're meeting everybody and we stand up there. They had me and Jack, the Jackrabbit, switch sides we stand up there they had me and jack the jackrabbit switch sides like three times because they had the camera on there i think they were supposed to have a camera on the other side but it didn't work so they didn't know what to do so i end up on the left side right before we go they're like don't fall off and i'm like no no it's just gonna be like a little you know i know that lady would hammer hammer down i almost broke my shit. Zito was right behind us running.

I was holding the flag. He was holding the flag because the flag, it was so windy, was blowing in my face when we were standing there. So Zito was holding it like it's a veil, like a wedding ring. I held out for too long. I almost got dragged the whole way. That makes sense why people want to marry Zito. I said no.

Now it makes sense why people want to marry Zito. I said no. Zito, will you marry me? Very, very big on college game day. Very, very large. A lot of airtime. Made it. While I was sitting up there, all I was hoping for was Reese to be like, hope Zito says yes.

Like, Reese, I talked to the motherfucker. She doesn't want him to say yes. When you guys were rolling through there, it looked like you were going 80 miles an hour and through the fans and it looked like you had about a foot of clearance on each i thought someone was going to get run over yeah it felt like maybe like a mirror or something was going to hit somebody because they were even like looking in the camp like a couple of times there was a camera in front of us too somebody had their arm out like looking at the camera and we were just about to steam on and

then i have a camera on me right so i'm supposed to look natural and there's a couple times i'm like hey lady hey lady dead guy down there it was awesome then go up on stage and as soon as i got up there literally as soon as i got up there before the brand chant started that was during commercial break it was fucking insane because i have these ear things in right so i can't really hear anything i sit down i'm like coach corso oh my god awesome to meet you i'm meeting reese desmond what's good man kirk how's it going and then while i'm doing that i hear like a chant happening behind me i'm like i don't know what that is i can't really hear anything i sit down i'm like oh shit that's for me i was like so i i give like uh, yeah, you know,

and it gets louder, right? And Reese and Kirk and everybody's dying. Like they're like dying. Like, oh, this is awesome. I think they were even saying to people like, do you hear this? So then when we get back to the show, you know, they do the whole thing.

That's why Reese was like, he mentioned it again. By the way, great job by Reese to get them to re-get back in there. Pros, pro. It was one of the poorer things that's ever happened like here it was like by the way during that commercial break it was like three minutes long because i didn't acknowledge it for the first like two minutes like minute and a half it was happening because i was like i couldn't hear anything and i'm like wait oh shit that's for me hey i appreciate you guys it was they were so nice there was a mcafee chant at the end of the

show as well yeah i don't know if that was on air what a joke well it seemed like it ran long like because it normally like because it was like 1201 and you guys were still on air and they were like they're not we're not cutting this off though well that's probably because my answers well we're gonna hurry up here on this one. As soon as he said that, I was like, ah, I should shut the fuck up. And then the next game came and I had something.

I'm like, I'm so sorry, coach. You're a legend. I got to sneak this one out. It was a good time. Very thankful for everybody who showed us love in Brookings, South Dakota.

And for game day that allowed me to come on there. That's my nap day. Worth it. South Dakota and for game day it allowed me to come on there that's my nap day worth it I would 1000% agree with that it was incredible got home got a chance to watch the games too had a couple people tweet me

like oh you're not staying for the game it's like bro I have to be in New York City tomorrow and I gotta be in Waco Texas on Tuesday they think game day stays for the game? So I don't know. I don't know because Kirk's got to go because the game isn't always there. I assume there's some people from the production crew and stuff like that

that go to the game. I thought Desmond was in Michigan. Yeah, the talent is first thing smoking out of there. By the way, when people – I was told this morning that I have a talent-only bathroom and I've never felt weirder. Whenever you just said that right there, I was told this morning that I have a talent-only bathroom, and I've never felt weirder. Whenever you just said that right there, I was like, very interesting. I'm like, oh, the talent. It's like, that's a real thing used to describe people that talk into microphones.

Yeah, that's what they call those guys. They're like, hey, don't fuck with the talent. Yeah, I was told to go to the talent bathroom because I was like waiting in line or something. They're like, oh, there's a talent-only bathroom down there. And I'm like yeah man it's like you should go i'm like oh fuck yeah that is yeah you're right by the way talent coming through need to take a shit you gotta do piss tricks in there a little fountain going no there's it's just a basic bathroom i thought it'd be a little bit better for us talent is there a couch in there

what's that is there a couch no just basic one stall you know it's not a port-a-john though no yeah so i mean you know i mean it's it's a toilet gotta take care of the talent but i couldn't i couldn't do my morning grumpy in the talent only because that's oh yeah get up you gotta be there like 6 a.m meetings so that's 5 a.m wake up call to get dressed try to look attractive and professional then walk over to studio beautiful studio but i don't get my morning shit you know what i mean the morning shit comes like about an hour hour and a half after i wake up so you know after i'm doing my stuff and you got the talent only bathroom it's a one seater it's like who's gonna come in here next like l is very much frowned upon to take a shit in the talent bath

was that rex ryan you could definitely blame it on rex he's the best dude rex is so much fun you should hear him in those production meetings he is classic he just got stories for everything because he's been around the game for literally ever his entire life. He's been around the game. He's the best. Danny O took a shot at him yesterday. He took a shot. Yeah, well, he did.

He did, didn't he? Oh, yeah. JJ Watt told me I look big. He's friends with Arnold Schwarzenegger. I would assume that he knows what he's talking about. Granted, he tore his back the next day. It's too big. We were talking about this earlier.

Is he too big? That's kind of what the thought was with Bob Sander. By the way, T's and P's to J.J. Watt and his rehab. I hope it goes smooth. Rehab sucks. And he's been through a lot of rehab lately. Rehab is a mentally and physically draining thing. It's just you feel alone. You're only hurting for like the first month

when you're doing things. You're showing up at a place and you know you're going to be through a couple hours of pain. I mean, rehab sucks. It's bad. So T's and P's to his titty. That has to go through rehab.

But I would assume that he knows what muscles look like. So his compliment of me hitting some curls, which by the way, I did hit some pushups, and Zito curls. Zito was holding my arms down. I was doing- All 280 pounds. I was doing resistant curls,

which we have probably on the documentary. Yes, it's in there. Yeah, so that's right before I almost get launched off the fucking gator. So I mean, there's a lot going on. We interrupt this conversation to say congratulations to our boy, Anthony DiGilio, on getting engaged. Thank you. Tony!

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I sent him a DM telling him he should come on the show You know like Got a lot of time now we can be buddies help him out So he doesn't feel so alone He said maybe a couple weeks let me figure out my life Or whatever so maybe he'll come on I don't know I have no idea I hope he does He's already making jokes about it Yeah I know that was a hilarious thing Because he made come on i don't know i have no idea i hope he does he's already making jokes about it

yeah i know that was a hilarious thing because he made it on an incredible tackle his day he just popped out that is an incredible incredible play i mean he looked like an alligator on that that was like that game that played perfectly epitomized what jj watt is though like perfect read write it in bite has a perfect read on the guy. And then makes this miraculous tackle. It's like, that's why the game's better when JJ's playing. I hope he feels better. Personally, I just hope he feels better and gets back in. A lot of surgeries lately for JJ.

Yeah. I think three straight years he's ending on the IR. That's tough, dude. You can just see it on his face, too. Because you know he didn't feel it. Well, he celebrated a little bit. Yeah, and he got up. And then he kind of felt

that big knot, like, oh, what the hell is that? And then I bet you there was a moment where he was like, not again. Come on. He just had that look. But just like Bob Sanders, right? Bob Sanders was so big. He seemed to get hurt a little bit, too. I wonder if those guys that are just like

so muscle, like just maybe more plyo, likeb12 pliability that's a big time tb12 thing get your ph levels right get your ph levels right i don't know anything about that and i don't know anybody on tb12 that's just yoked out of their mind too tom brady isn't like yoked no no oh my god bob sayers ginormous oh yeah his arms were sick dude yeah zito just googled a picture of him. You should probably do that, too, if you're at home. Oh, my God.

Yeah, his fucking arms are the size of most people. He's bigger arms than John Cena. Yeah. Which, by the way, John Cena's got a new movie out called Fireman. This is his tooth fairy. Yeah. This is John Cena's tooth. The rockhead tooth fairy, John Cena's doing this one.

I saw a couple previews. It's not for me, so I'm not going to judge it. He's got to pay his dues, grind his teeth there. Eventually. I'm not going to judge it. He's about to lose his biggest fan. Why? You're going to quit?

Oh, my God. Get rid of the fucking hair, dude. Go back to the Marine cut, all right? It does look weird. Are you just going to leave your brothers in arms hanging out there? You know, you're going to grow all this new hair. It looks like shit. And he's playing a fireman, too.

There was no need to grow the hair out. Band of brothers, read it sometime. The high and tight. He probably wanted to do the thing. With the hair. So I saw someone tweet this, and it was incredible. Someone said that John Cena should play Vincent Kennedy McMahon in a biopic. Maybe that's what they're doing.

With the hair, he looks just like him. You think that's what they're doing right now? Because Cena's got so many suits, too. That's like a perfect move. Well, if they can get him out of his Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader contract, or do you think so? I just don't like a lot of it.

I mean, you know what? He's getting paid big time, so good for him. But the candy-ass stuff on Fallon, too. It's just like, you know. I didn't like a lot of it. I mean, you know what? He's getting paid big time, so good for him. But the candy-ass stuff on Fallon, too, it's just like, you know. Oh, I didn't like that. By the way, we were told that that was coming on after Sunday Night Football. It did not in New York. New York, we didn't get it. I stood up.

I stood up. I stood up and said, I'm going to stay up to see this. And it didn't happen. I don't think it came on here either. I mean, I turned off the game like six minutes after it was over, but I didn't see it. What a tease. They're like cutting promos for this damn thing

that a fish is going to hit them in the face. And I'm like, all right, well, you got me. I'll stick around and see the trash TV. It's gone to local news every single time we're in New York because they only talk about murderers on that thing after oh hey the local news in new york is no fucking joke dude it is scary uh man decapitated on like the train then straight into the other one like uh man's face ripped off well that's just percentages there's a lot of people there there's gonna be some deaths i start like i hear where it's at i'm like on my phone i'm like oh that's six blocks away that's just percentages. There's a lot of people there. There's going to be some deaths. I start like, I hear where it's at.

I'm like on my phone. I'm like, oh, that's six blocks away. That's so far away. Like in New York, like six blocks. Might as well be. Oh, that guy. Yeah, they live on a different. They're across the river right there where you can throw a ball.

Yeah, but the muggings are down. There was no gun shootings the one weekend. Oh, yeah. New York City. First time since 1993. 93. Unlike Chicago, Zeke. Come on.

Don't do that. Well, I mean, now they're trying to kill people because how bad the Bears are. No comment. Bro, Eddie Pinheiro should have made that kick for sure. Pinheiro. He should have. Yeah, 41 yarder. You should make that.

I mean, that's your professional kicker. You should make that. Eddie Pinheiro knows he should have made that. Saw it on his face. Rex Ryan said, as soon as I saw him come on the field, they zoomed in on his face. Knew he didn't have a shot. By the way, the city is now turning on Nagy big time.

But I don't think it's Nagy. I think the way he answered that question at Reporter, though, a lot of people were like, hey, chill the fuck out, bub. I think that's probably why. Because he was like, how do you end it? He also said, I'm not an idiot last week. Yeah, but he didn't. He didn't.

He didn't say, like, next question. But it was something. I think he was like, OK. OK. Yeah. Like, but he's got it. I think he said, maybe like, you got it. Yeah.

Very condescending. How hard is it to protect your quarterback, though, like that, you know, that you have to, like, bury, like, the media? Yeah. I mean, how make yourself look like an asshole mitchell trubisky something happened man i'm excited to hear what it was something happened in between it's in between years right he just doesn't look confident he looks like he's second guessing everything and people said this was his best game i'm like two big turnovers in the fourth quarter that pretty much allowed the chargers to win the game. Consecutive plays, too. Yes. So something happened. I'll be excited to hear. We'll hear these stories later about what happens.

But after this year, it's like, what are they going to do? Nagy, I don't think Nagy likes. They're talking. There's a lot of talk today about them trying to go after Teddy now that Drew is back. By the way, Drew is all the way back. The conversation about him only coming back for his ego or whatever. I think he came back because he was very healthy yeah he doesn't know yeah yeah i think like us talking about it is so hilarious to think about because i used to be in locker rooms whenever people like me would be like

well he obviously doesn't know what's right for the team shut the fuck up like what do you know that's exactly what happened with drew brees he came out slinging 43 times, three touchdowns, like almost 400 yards. It was like, yo, welcome back, pal. But they don't, because Teddy, they're not going to pay them both after this season. Can't. He'd be easy to market in Chicago. Teddy Bear. Oh.

Hey, get that merch. Get that merch ready. Teddy Bear done. Hey, we need to get the Teddy Bear shirt ready to go. Stat. Yeah, we got it right here. Could happen today. Deadlines today.

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Well, at the end of the day, because Cam's not going anywhere there anymore because Kyle Allen's dead. Hey, the Chargers are not a good team, right? I mean, especially when they don't play well. I mean, Chargers did not play well that game. The Chicago Bears defense gave him the ball at the three-yard line for the first drive.

Three-yard line. And then on the one, they kick it. It's like that sends a message to everybody. If you're on the one-yard line on your first drive, when you have that defense, I don't want to go after Nagy because he's been working with, you know, not that much on offense. But you just run that son of a bitch in. Or you let your defense get the ball back at the one.

You're probably going to get a safety and get the ball back anyways. It's like a win-win, you know? So in my eyes, I thought that was a bad decision. Anytime you see a 19-yard field goal by somebody, I've missed from 20 yards, so let's not judge it too hard from the kick. Not 19, though. You're right. It might have been 19.

Water hash. Yeah, water hash college. Obviously, he pulled it left. Yikes. Shouldn't have done that. Shouldn't have done that. But anytime you see that, you have to question a lot of things

because that definitely means the ball is on the one. And it's like, what are we doing? We can't get three feet? What are we doing if we can't get three feet? It's a game of are we doing? We can't get three feet? What are we doing if we can't get three feet? It's a game of inches. All right. How many inches are in three feet Jose Zito Perez with a college degree?

36. Holy shit. Second. Big inches guy. Oh my. Big inches guy. So there was a stat, I believe. It's three teams that have held opponents under 20 points this team,

20 points this year in five games, and it's undefeated Patriots, the undefeated San Francisco 49ers, and then the Bears. That stinks for the Bears. That Bears defense, Zeke. They lost hope there for a couple weeks. Chuck rallied the troops this week. They get a big-time turnover on the first drive. Here's the ball at the three.

You're welcome, Mitchell. Get a field goal. Chuck's like, listen, guys, we thought they were all going to come to us. Next time, stay in bounds. Let's pick up six, okay? If we've got to put this team on our back, we'll put this team on our back. And then they get a loss. And it's like, that's tough, you know?

Yeah. That is tough. Just like Star Wars, though. New hope. Next week's all new hope. Especially with Teddy Bridgewater. Oh, yeah. Good for you know? Yeah. That is tough. Just like Star Wars, though. New hope. Next week's all new hope. Especially with Teddy Bridgewater. Oh, yeah. Good for you guys.

Thank you. The Saints have to take, like, if, I don't know how many picks you guys have, though. Not many. No. This year. If it's upcoming, no, but they have all their picks in the year after.

All the people in the sports media world, they're like, there's no way Ryan Pace will trade for a new quarterback because he traded up to get Mitchell. Mitchell mitchell's this guy if a gm does that that is like the most humble move by a gm in history and you can understand why because that gm if he does that he's literally forfeited the fact that he made a mistake if you're that gm's boss then right you have to be like oh so you even know you got it wrong she's 98 what are you saying dude she's not all there so he could slip it by her exactly you you think all right just so i know that i can quote this

you think off the record of course we're on a show you're in the microphones you think that ryan pace is swindling the owner of the bears and slipping things by her without her knowing because she's a female no i never said that oh wow it's an old joke not a woman joke oh okay is it sweet march no virginia virginia classic ageism classic alice and by the way let's assume she has people around her that are probably kids or grandkids or something that are like they got banished. Did they really? No, they're still around. They're like pretty head of all of it.

Well, that's what I'm saying. Pretty head of all of it. He's got a little placard on his desk. Pretty head of all of it. You know my grandma? Not a full head. You know my grandma, the owner? My dad?

The entire head? I'm pretty head of all. Start here, you work up the chain. But that is something that's real, though. That GM is going to have to admit that he was not good. Mitchell Trubisky made a Pro Bowl last year, from what I'm being told from Twitter. I'm not sure if that's accurate or not.

I should have Googled it. He had a good year last year. Something happened this offseason, though. It's not good. Can they get it back? Who knows? Bears stink. Who knows if they're going to trade for somebody and get better?

No matter what, though, I want you to cover your ass, though. I want you to bring someone in just to have some competition so Chicago gets off your ass. Well, I mean, maybe. That's a smart way, right? That would be an incredibly humble move. That would be an incredibly humble move by a GM that is a gatekeeper to one of the most prestigious jobs in America.

So those people normally have a certain, I don't want to say air about them, but they do because to get to that position, you have to. You have to feel very good about your decisions. You have to be very stubborn about your decisions. That's why it's your team, not somebody else's. But to do that, sometimes when you make a mistake, you've got to admit that and move forward. When you make a mistake on a quarterback,

especially when you trade up ahead of Deshaun Watson, Patrick Mahomes, Christian McCaffrey, Shane Falco, and he's better. That's not. Those are things you have to sit on for a long time. I would assume Nagy might be in that office, though, like maybe just give him the franchise. Like, let's just trade the franchise to Sean Payton and the Saints to get us a new quarterback, because if not, we are fucked here.

But in that division, they're kind of fucked anyways, because the Packers look really good. The Vikings are going to look very good continually, I think. I don't think they're going to slow down. But that Packers team, Ty, you've got to feel good about that Packers football team. They won a game on the road in Kansas City, gets Matt Moore in a Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah, I mean, everyone knows how good of a quarterback Matt Moore is. We've been watching him for years.

It's not like he was coaching a high school football team last year or something like that. But they do, though. The amount of weapons Kansas City has, I don't think. in him for years. It's not like he was coaching a high school football team last year or something like that. They do, though. The amount of weapons Kansas City has, I don't think... Obviously, Mahomes makes a big difference there, but I don't know if Mahomes is worth 17 points or something like that.

The line only changed a point and a half when Mahomes went out. I was very mystified by that. Is that the right word? Yeah, sure. Oh, yeah. I heard it both ways. What's the other way you've heard it?

Mythical. It's not the word I used, though. It's a completely different word. Oh. I was a little upset with the Packers because I took the under 250 for fucking Matt Moore. Oh, yeah. But, no, he looked great. Yeah, he came back with that goatee.

He made him look great last night. Yeah, but you also have to remember, I mean, Andy Reid looked like a genius over there with his little play card in front of him. I remember, though, Aaron Rodgers and Matt LaFleur, I think, are literally just learning each other right now. Like, it's a budding friendship and business relationship that's going to work out very nicely for the Packers. I've been saying this a lot, but it feels like that offense

is just getting started right now. Also, their defense, I don't remember who was on talking about bend but don't break. I don't think their defense is stingy like the Bears. They are. You're going to get down in the red zone, and then they're going to hold you to field goals. Their success is predicated on whether or not

they force turnovers. Kyle Williams broke down bend but don't break defense about how, yeah, we're just going to keep everything in front of us you're not going to get the deep ball on us but you're going to pick up yards and then when you get down to red zone it's going to get very tough we're going to get very stingy down there and you're going to probably kick field goals so they give up points that's just something that's right but whenever you have tyree kill watkins kelsey and leshawn mccoy before he fumbles and the Hardman guy who the fuck where did he come from

yeah this Hardman guy is is he seems like he's just as fast as Tyree Kill very explosive and he's taller they don't even need Tyree Kill to return punts anymore when Tyree Kill is the most explosive punt returner probably in the history of the game like ah we got this other guy just like him yeah fuck it good luck defenses doesn't matter who's quarterback

guys a high school coach last year eh doesn't matter can you throw the ball a little bit yeah he did pretty good man it was fun to watch but that packers team was damn good how about that throw rogers had in the corner of the end zone hey that was unbelievable every single game he plays and he does something crazy like that and by the way pat mahomes is known to do stuff like that and all this talk about pat mahomes being able to do all these things i mean i've never asked aaron rogers if he's ever heard those or thought about them but i would And all of this talk about Pat Mahomes being able to do all these things. I mean, I've never asked Aaron Rodgers if he's ever heard those or thought about them. But I would assume coming into this game, he was like, okay, a lot of people talking about how talented this other guy is. And now he didn't play, obviously.

But Aaron Rodgers had a chance yet again to do Aaron Rodgers things. Everything Aaron Rodgers does is just Aaron Rodgers stuff. Like, there's nobody else that can really do what Aaron Rodgers does. That throw, for instance, is one of them. Pat Mahomes has a cross-body 50-yard ball last year or something like that. I don't know if he landed in a bucket like Aaron Rodgers.

That was the only spot that pass could be if they were going to score. He's so good. It was almost as if he had that in his head like, I'm going to whip this out against Kansas City. The fadeaway, falling, no look? That guy's taking my commercial. Fuck him. I'm like he had that in his head like I'm gonna whip this out against Kansas City the fade away falling no look that guy's taking my commercial

fucking he's showing I'm still the king you know dude he's so good he's on the show next week Aaron Rodgers coming on

next Tuesday I believe ooh yeah I love that he kind of admitted though like yeah I kind of threw it high for Jimmy and then if it didn't go there

then it was a perfect spot for. Well, this is something we mentioned on the live show today. Aaron Rodgers is incredibly intelligent. He's won all those Jeopardy's, all those celebrity Jeopardy's. Aaron Rodgers has won them, right? And I think he told us that he wouldn't mind taking on the actual. Actual competitors. The actual Jeopardy.

He's an incredibly intelligent human. I would think that he knew that that guy was coming across. Yeah. Right? I don't think. So I don't think when he says, i knew if i threw it up there or jimmy couldn't get it we could potentially have a guy back i don't think that's a lie like i think he's telling the outright oh no i agree you know what i mean but that's just next level thinking like yeah fuck throw a little high there for that tall best was him coming on the sideline and watching it himself like because he didn't believe it that was one of those look at me man

i'll tell you what i black out when i do some stuff and when i watch the videos back everyone so i'll go hey good for you good for you dude mostly that entire game day picks time yeah yeah i don't remember anything that's why i miss brock and bob by the way that's that's what I had to miss but yeah I enjoyed watching him do that I enjoy watching him play he is so good I just like it I like I think Packers very good Saints obviously very good got abundance quarterbacks 49ers by the way dominant they haven't really played anybody and I said this on get up and I got attacked by the 49ers fans but just facts are facts they have the second easiest schedule in the NFC so far it's going to get a little bit tougher we're going to learn a lot about the 49ers coming up but just facts are facts. They have the second easiest schedule in the NFC so far. It's going to get a little bit tougher. We're going to learn a lot about

the 49ers coming up, but that defense is demoralizing. That Bosa kid. The Bosa brothers had a big day yesterday. Maybe I should have skipped my senior year at West Virginia. It made me a better kicker coming in the NFL. This Bosa kid's a damn rookie. He's a rookie. He's going to win

defensive MVP. He looks like a grown man out there. He's faster than everybody. He seems smarter than everybody. He's a savage. I'm a big MVP he looks like a grown man out there he's faster than everybody he seems smarter than everybody he's a savage I'm a big Bosa fan it's in his blood yeah legit they

they're not they're not just like you know like street guys either boss yeah guy was a boss grandpa was a boss

is he still in jail right now no I don't know what am I saying I don't know What am I saying? I don't know why Just watch Diggs' brain work Out loud Pretty good

He was Al Capone's guy? They looked impressive Huh? He was Al Capone's guy? I don't know I thought his grandpa was a boss Yeah he was like Al Capone's bodyguard And a Chicago crime boss

Forgot to remind him to pay his taxes, but... Capone did. That's where they get you. Not only in the RICO charge that they created, but that tax will get you. There's one person that is pretty undefeated in this whole thing, and that's old Uncle Sam. A lot of motherfuckers have been taking that money. A lot of them. Oh, that's weird.

You just bought that new TV. Where'd that cash come from? Well, you see, I made it over here cutting grass. Did you report that? Well, I did, but I didn't get it. Did you give us 50%? Not yet. Well, you're going to have to.

You want to go to jail for the rest of your life, huh? You want to do that? That's what Uncle Sam does. Taxes are a hell of a bitch. Miami Dolphins are terrible. Bengals are terrible. Congrats to the Steelers. Big win last night.

Easy. Hey, good for the Steelers with that big win last night. Big win, Tony. Attaboy, Tony. Good win over the Dolphins. Ryan Fitzpatrick put up a fight, though. We said that that 14 points was too much. It's too much.

That seems like a lock. Too easy of a lock yesterday. Dolphins plus 14. Two full scores is a massive amount of points. What are the Patriots? 11 and a half or something like that? Against the Browns, yeah. 10 and a half, I think, is what it closed at.

That's what I'm saying. It's Belichick against a rookie quarterback. I mean, that was... This, Steelers without Ben against another professional football team, 14 points. That was a wild, wild spread, but good for the Steelers getting that win. What was your favorite play whenever Juju did that thing? What do you do? Evan, notice that I will say nothing about this game since it hasn't happened yet,

and I'm not going to jinx my team like you did. Wow. Very smart. That's what it's all about. I will not do that. I have a bad feeling about it, to be honest. If they were playing Duck Hodges, I'd say that 14 points. If they were playing Duck, I'd be singing a different tune right now.

How come Duck Hodges didn't start last night? How come Duck Hodges didn't start last night? Same thing like you were talking about with the GM of the Bears. You draft a guy higher, and you've got to put him out there. I'm not so sure if Fitzpatrick didn't throw for about four touchdowns last night. He might be on a plane to Chicago right now. Oh, what if Fitzpatrick gets traded overnight to the Chicago Bears? Hey, Ryan Bear.

Oh, yeah. Fitzmagic Bear. Hey, that beard is grizzly. Oh, grizzly bear. Good job, Tony. Hashtag promo code goodnewsbears. Oh, yeah. 20% off the grizzly bear shirt with Ryan Fitzmagic's beard on the front.

Get that now. It's stored up. Hey, what if he does just ball out and literally as he's walking into the locker room, it's like Brian Flores is like, hey, man, when we signed you, we didn't think we were going to suck this bad, but you've really put up a good fight, and we don't need that right now. There was another name out there today. Who?

Since Gardner had a good game this weekend that maybe the Bears go for Foles now that he's getting back healthy again. I think that makes the most sense. Foles? Yeah. He started practicing last week. If they want to keep Gardner, which why not? Didn't they just give Foles like $85 million?

But they could get out of it. Yeah, but let's face it. Gardner's so hot right now. Whoa. I was telling Pat this yesterday. That's what I'm saying. Everybody's in love with him. Foles is old news.

Get rid of him. The Jaguars play a team who is one in five every single week. I don't know how, but they play a dog shit one in five team every week. It's good scheduling. It is great scheduling. Good scheduling for them. Colts, by the way. I was saving them for last so we could get to the Vinatieri interview.

Did we not talk about anybody that we should have talked about? Hey, Dallas Cowboys, still a team. They didn't look very impressive this week. Cowboys? I mean, they had a chance to get something done. They just didn't do it. So that distraction is going to linger. That's what the Dallas Cowboys are doing.

Oh, the Eagles. Oh, and the Browns stink. Oh, the Browns. I was even going to lay off them tomorrow. Or yesterday. Or on Sunday. I was like, you know what? I'm going to leave the Browns. They Oh, the Browns. I was even going to lay off them tomorrow or yesterday or on Sunday. I was like, you know what? I'm going to leave the Browns. They're playing the Patriots this week.

We knew going in it was a buzzsaw. But then you turn it over three plays in a row and I got to say something. Bro, what about a donkey kick by an offensive lineman? Chubb didn't fumble his senior year of college, his whole rookie year of the NFL, two in a row. Foxborough. Dude, so how about the – Slippy balls. He has like a

beast mode type run to all like welcome back just got stripped by an offensive lineman's foot welcome back I'm the man his gloves off to looked well old school I think everybody was like old school running back gloves get

slippy yeah and then bang Patriot way not safe you're a Brown then bang, Patriot way. Not safe. You're a Brown. I'm a Patriot. That ball's coming out. Tom Brady gets the ball. Sucks for you. I will say, I didn't like how he walked off the field like a little baby.

He was mad at himself. Oh, Z. You got to try to go for that ball. You got to try to go for that ball. He wasn't close to it. You got to fight for it. You got to fight for it. What, is his body going to morph through six other dudes' bodies?

I saw guys jumping on that pile. He's not even allowed to anymore. He's got no heart. You're literally not even allowed to. I'm not saying he doesn't have heart or anything, but that makes you look like a horrible player. Wow. Back in my day, you were allowed to jump in those piles.

Oh, yeah. Dallas Cowboys, I kicked it off. Hit the guy in the chest. Fumble. Down on the ground. There's like a scrum at like the 23 or something like that maybe 30 down in there you watch film i come flying in late put my fucking i get diving on the side friendly fire and i stick my arm in and i have my hand on the ball oh my god and i'm like oh shit oh shit i'm like i got it right oh my god and then i i felt some jostling for it i was like

am i gonna try to do this right now and then all of a sudden i just start getting like punched in my like my ribs and i was like can i get this and there's a human in between us like there's a human here there's a human up here and i start getting like beat down i'm like i ain't gonna fucking well you tried though better change my shoulder get ripped out of a socket bro i had my hand on the ball in the pile in the watch film i look like a like a little like a scuba diver almost like trying to get in i think i had my long hair at the time it was awesome in this office uh we're counting that as a fumble recovery for you i do have a fumble recovery two fumble recovers for you yeah baltimore i had one oh well you also have the guns kicked yourself i guess that's a yeah the most notable yeah i had a strip against

the eagles too i punched it out one out of bounds though nice yeah the guy blew by me i did like the basketball defense oh nice smart the only defense we have yeah exactly and i hit the thing i was cookies because as soon as my hand felt the ball, I was like, oh, shit. I was like, it worked. The ball went flying out of bounds, and I got it like an extra five yards. Whatever. Thought I was making a play. Speaking of the Eagles, if they can play like that,

they're a really good football team. We have a friend who's a giant Eagles fan. Sent me a text, said he's buying hotels in Miami. They figured it out. They got Orlando Skandrick out of the locker room, and they figured it out there. Lane Johnson asked hotels in Miami. They figured it out. They got Orlando Skandrick out of the locker room, and they figured it out there. Lane Johnson asked for some accountability. They figured it out.

That NFC East, the Eagles, Cowboys, very inconsistent bunch. Very inconsistent bunch. But whenever they're good, damn good. Eagles were running the ball all over the place. Carson, I think he was wearing two gloves, by the way. Windy. It was like 40-mile-an-hour Gus. 58-yard punt for that Buffalo Bill kid. Corey

Bohorquez. Bomb. Good for him. In a game in Buffalo, New York two teams took the field to pass, run, and kick their way to victory. Mother Nature was being a real bitch that Sunday. The heavens were blowing.

The players were chilled. The balls were soaring. And the Eagles flew dead, the balls were soaring, and the eagles flew dead into the wind. No! What just happened? The Bills wagon broke down. I think Ty might have said it on the show today. Is it possible the Bills are frauds?

Whoa. A little bit early and a little bit aggressive for you to be saying that Ty said it, I was just saying, did he say that? I'm just posing the question I don't necessarily believe it It sure sounded like the way you said it Sounded like you were saying that I didn't say it, but I asked if Ty said it

Then maybe I would think about thinking it Oh, so you're saying it? I'm not saying it, I'm just thinking about thinking it You think Bills Mafia is a fraud? I just don't think they have a very good quarterback. No, no, no. Not the Mafia. Not the Mafia.

They're great. I'm just saying their quarterback might not be great. Ty did say Josh Allen stinks on the show. He's a taller Trubisky. Stand by it. If you could have Josh Allen or Mitchell Trubisky, who do you think? Josh Allen. He jumps over guys.

Wow, Z. Yeah, Mitch do you think? Josh Allen. He jumps over guys. Zito. Wow, Zito. Yeah, Mitch is on a thin leash right now. You know why they call Chicago the Windy City, brother? Short leash. Thank you. Hey, thin and short, same thing. Hey, you're a thin guy.

That's tough for you. By the way, I think it's a political reason for people flipping sides with the wind. I think there's By the way I think it's a political reason For people flipping sides With the wind Like Oh I think there is something So you doing that With Josh Allen And burying Mitchell Trubisky I think is actually A pretty good political reference

To why it's called The Windy City I thought it was Because of like Michigan brings in the wind Yeah that's I thought I thought that too

For some reason I don't know why That just popped in my head And the tall buildings Create a wind tunnel People forget It's true Yeah but I think

It's windier in Indianapolis Than it is in Chicago It's only when you go next to Like the tall buildings create a wind tunnel. People forget. It's true. Yeah, but I think it's windier in Indianapolis than it is in Chicago. It's only when you go next to the tall buildings downtown. Like here in Indiana, the wind does not stop. Does not. It blows for seven months straight.

That's something I learned when I moved out here. Like in Pittsburgh, there's like, oh, it's a windy day. Like, oh, it's windy today. We got mountains. We got mountains

that stop a lot of things, by the way. We have no windbreak whatsoever. Ever. It's windy every day in Indianapolis. You should get more mountains. We got mountains that stop a lot of things, by the way. No windbreak whatsoever. Ever. It's windy every day in Indianapolis. You should get more mountains. I honestly think all that wind comes from Chicago. I just...

Sam posed this question to me the other day. Where does wind come from? Oh, yeah, Chicago. That's where all the factories are. I just pulled them all around. Two fronts. The wind factory is fresh out of chicago we got portellos down here we got the wind factory down here this is the west coast wind factory yeah fucking ship it up over there via bluetooth here's another yeah it's crazy we used to have to run the wind over there. Now we just

Bluetooth that thing. Well, for real, though, I think the winds come from El Nino. That is one place. Yeah. Diggs.

Diggs just retweeted that. Yeah. You know, a big weather guy. But by El Nino, he means his cousin. El Nino, we used to

talk about El Nino a lot. By the way, El Nino got traded by the Lions And the Lions are still doing well They are a good football team They did beat the Giants, tough beat A lot of people Beating the Giants

They're a good football team, they're just in a tough division But can we give Matthew Stafford a little credit He doesn't get talked about enough 12 for 12 in the second half, two touchdowns, 150 yards I'll tell you what, on that get-up show, I always want to talk about the Colts, you know? The only thing they wanted to talk about was Flacco's comments. They're like, the only thing anybody's going to remember

for this game is Flacco's comments. I'm like, I don't think so. I don't think so at all. I think what people are going to remember is a fourth-quarter game-winning drive by Jacoby where it almost sacked by an NFL MVP and said dime game-winning kick. Whenever they look back on this,

they're going to be like, luckily we won that game. I'm like, yeah yeah i don't think so so i told like one of the producers i was like hey i i would like to talk about the colts i just want to let you know that i'm going to like all right we'll give you an extended highlight if you want to talk like perfect let me voice over the highlight so i can get it all in so when you hear me doing that highlight i'm literally trying to get it all in because i had no other time to really talk about it with black uh with the flacco comment Stafford's that same way like I wonder if I bring up Stafford I'm like hey can I talk about Stafford or whatever be nice I don't know if it's like one of those things where they're like yeah yeah you talk about the Detroit Lions if you want it probably is and that's why the refs are against him because no one cares about Detroit yeah well also because you guys like uh

three and a hundred right now or something, whatever. 3-3 and 1. That 1 is really going to bite your ass. What if it does? I love Matt Patricia and I love the Lions, but what if that 1 really does? When it happened, I said we're going to go like 8-7-1 and miss the playoffs or 9-6-1 or whatever and miss the playoffs. I didn't want to say this. It's going to sound a bit redundant.

I do think he's building a good team there. I think Matt Patricia is building a very good team there, just like Chris Ballard did here with Indianapolis. It took a little bit to build, but once you get your guys in there, it's good. Is it going to be too late? It's going to be too late. Stafford has like two years left at bat. Well, as long as he has one more year than Luck had

because that's what everybody in Indianapolis is like. That's why everybody was so bummed when Luck retired because they're like, man, we finally got a good team with a good offense line, even though they didn't play great against the Broncos. We finally got a good team. And Jacoby's kind of taking that baton and ran with that thing. I'm a big Jacoby Brissett fan. Massive Jacoby Brissett fan.

Probably his biggest fan publicly there is. I think he's very fucking good. You might be his only public fan, to be honest. I'm not saying as a shot. At the moment. I think in the future there will be more I think more people will come around on him Andrew Luck gets sacked there in the end zone

end of game I don't know if that's true either I just thought back to like 17 highlights of Andrew Luck breaking tackles that was fit Andrew Luck he was skinnier now if he would have played this year I don't really care fit Andrew Luck. He was skinnier now. If he would have played this year.

Well, I just think I don't really care about Andrew Luck. Like right now, happy for Andrew Luck. Keep it moving. Congratulations with everything you've done. Thank you. I was lucky to be your teammate. Jacoby is a star quarterback. He is a QB1.

And I guess there's some people that still don't believe that. I'm like, what? What's he going to do? This is basically his first fucking year in the system. He's like a rookie quarterback, basically. This is the first time ever getting real reps. It's like, this guy's a stud. He's winning football games.

He was on pace, too, to have more touchdowns. Throw more touchdowns than anybody else. Still might do that. I think he's still in the lead for touchdowns right now. It's like, come on. And he had a bad game. He didn't have his best game. Mostly because the offensive line didn't have the best game.

Which is going to happen, by the way. These are things that are going to happen throughout the season. Good defense. I actually said, defense played great. I actually said they're probably going to lose a game where we're going to go, how the fuck did they lose that game? And I'm still having faith that they're going to make a deep run because they're young. They're a very young team.

Aside from the guy that you're about to hear an interview from, they are a very young team. I like the Colts a lot, man. I think that I'm going to, I could sound dumb for saying this. I think that win is more – It's never stopped you before. Yeah, you're right. I don't normally try to do it on the football field, though. That win is more impressive than the win maybe against the Chiefs

when they played really, really well the entire game. When you can, like, play terrible and win games. Yeah, true. That's when you know you have a good football team. So that's what I said to the producer last night from get up so they have like a nightly call with me about my thoughts and then they all get into a meeting I think and

pitch them and see who gets on right the last three producers of mine have left the show I think so I don't really have a good working relationship finally I thought they all got promoted oh yeah potentially awesome Mac be producer tree. Strong.

But Hembo, the guy that does the quizzes, was my guy, right? So I'm very lucky to be working with him now. He's an incredibly intelligent human. He had a call last night, and he was like, all right, Broncos, Colts, what do you think? I was like, this win was more impressive to me, and this win told me more that they were going to win the Super Bowl than anything else. He was like, well, it was a close game order. They didn't play well. I was like, this win was more impressive to me, and this win told me more that they were going to win the Super Bowl than anything else.

It was like, well, it was a close game or whatever. They didn't play well. I was like, exactly. Everything that could go wrong for their team did go wrong. Offensive line, which is the most dominant offensive line we've had in forever, didn't play well for whatever reason it was, didn't play well. Offense couldn't move. Special teams wasn't great.

Defense held it down, and they still get a win against a team that now has three two-point wins, two-point losses or less. The Broncos are a pretty good team. Yeah, and their defense is really good. They're a pretty good team, and still to get a win there is massive. Not only for the record and the standings, but just mentally they know that if we have to show up and play, but if we don't have our best, we can still fucking beat teams. That is a huge deal and i think when we look back at it later it's going to be one of those things colts have seven games

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is the fucking Patriots. Yeah, what are you going to do with them? What are you going to do? Bill Belichick wins his 300th win. Hey, it's awesome. Good game, Bo. Thank you. Smiling now.

He's toying with other teams' coaches with the false start penalties to just draw out the clock, smiling, having a good time. Like, that guy stinks. I think he's winning 300 games smiling with the ball. Like, that's awesome. But they're just so good. They're just so good. In every aspect of the game, they're good. Even if your offense doesn't score a single point,

they're like 4-2-1 or something, just with their defensive scores, 3-3-1, whatever it is. They're still a better record than a lot of teams. If their offense was just to get on the field, take a knee and punt it to the other, their defense has scored so much to win enough games that they would be 3-3-1 or 4-2-1, depending on who you're getting.

As good or better than the Detroit Lions, without ever scoring a point on offense. Good point, Nick. Detroit did not ever scoring a point on offense good point whoa Detroit did not deserve come on Nick well it's just it's not as far as the exact same record it's statistics yeah I mean it's better than the Steelers too but it's more impressive if you say Detroit well it's better than the Steelers that's that's how you should view it Foxy it's better than the Lions it's better than a lot of teams by the way and that's how good should view it, Foxy. It's better than the Lions. It's better than a lot of teams, by the way. And that's how good they get rid of Gronkowski. They get rid of Gronkowski.

Not get rid of him. Sorry. Gronkowski retires. Having a great career on Fox, by the way. I've enjoyed him thus far. And I assume a lot of people might not enjoy his delivery. But if you listen to the words, pretty good. And they get better somehow.

They lose one of the most explosive tight ends in the history of the game. One of the best in the game, period. Going to be a Hall of Famer. And their team gets better because their defense just decides, yep, we're just going to be the best defense in all of NFL. Right now, ESPN has an efficiency thing. There's only two teams that are top ten in offense and defense, and it's the Packers and it's the Patriots.

Do you hear a sound? Yeah, someone's doing that right into the mic. I don't know who it is, but I just, I can't, that'll be something I won't be able to get rid of. So I was over there like, I just, I don't know if I'm going fucking insane or what. No, I heard it sound like a whistle.

Yeah, it did sound like a little bit of whistle. I thought it was coming from somebody. Nope, I'm not whistling right now I'm clear so what do we do we're all just breathing into the microphone right now a couple deep breaths so we're all trying to find out whose breath

yeah but if it was your breath you would breathe differently whenever everybody else was knowing that's just not I'm not capable of breathing differently I don't have that capacity oh really so you can only breathe one way suspect number one yes there's the guy all right thank you so much so two teams yeah sorry i didn't mean to derail that no it's just the packers and the patriots are the only two with top 10 on offense and defense i guess

they moved down to 11th in some people's ratings on defense because i always said like aaron rogers hasn't been given a top 10 defense since the 2010 year where they won the super bowl so some ratings have them at 11 so you can't say that so i told hembo the guy get up i was like so the defense is still really good he's like the guy from um pet detective thought you're gonna have a challenge for me that's what hembo's like but like a very normal attractive dude but he does that he's like, yeah. Packers, Patriots,

only two teams with top 10 in offense and defense in their ESPN efficiency thing. It's like, it makes sense because that Patriots team, the offense is always going to work

however much it has to. If Tom Brady needs the score, Tom Brady's going to score. I mean, that's just Josh McDaniel, Tom Brady,

Julian Edelman, Philip Dorsett, Mohamed Sanu, now that they're going to work in a little bit more, I'd assume, that offensive line, McDaniel, Tom Brady, Julian Edelman, Philip Dorsett, Mohamed Sanu, now that they're going to work in it a little bit more, I'd assume, that offensive line, Sonny Michel, all of them, they're going to figure out how to score when they have to. So, like, I think some teams might be in games with them, but at the end, it's Tom Brady.

Like, we all know what's going to happen. But that defense can win games for them. And it's just like the Packers. That's not normal, I don't think. It's like, how do you stop them? Well, let's hope that the Indianapolis Colts can. if they can't we're gonna find out I picked them to win the Super Bowl I hope that's the case a man who is gonna help out the Colts in a big way man that got a big win for the Colts on Sunday with a 51 yard bomb living legend GOAT joined us.

We're live in New York City and joining us via Skype from the Indianapolis Colts practice facility. A man that hit a 55-yarder yesterday and a 51-yard game winner. A first ballot Hall of Famer. The all-time leader in points scored in NFL history in a game that revolves

around points. He who scores the most is the greatest of all time. Ladies and gentlemen, South Dakota State Jackrabbit, Adam Vinatieri. Thanks for having me on, guys. Mr. Vinatieri, I've said this on numerous occasions, you're the most clutch athlete of all time. When you walked on that field for a 51-yarder to seal the game, basically, there wasn't a single doubt in my mind or anybody that's ever met you. What was your mindset walking on that field to kick a 51-yard dong shot to win the game? Well, I knew obviously this was our last opportunity to go out there and focus in on

your little job and not worry about all the surroundings and whatever everything else is going on. I had most confidence in the guys up front that they were going to do a nice job blocking and Rigo was going to get the ball down and in the right spot. So it allowed me just to concentrate on my little part of it and just thought, man, smooth, good timing, keep your head down, make good contact. And when it left my foot, it felt really good. You know, some of those times, like a good golf shot, when you hardly even feel the ball on your club or your foot,

you know it's going where it's supposed to. And after a second, you look up and you see it going down the middle, and at that point, you're like, oh, thank gosh. You know, so joy, relief, all of the above. You know, anytime you have a chance to help put the icing on the cake is a good feeling. You missed a 40-something yarder earlier in the game. What wasn't talked about was the guy that hurtled the snapper and was right in front of your face. Good quarterbacks can feel pressure from the outside,

and great kickers can feel whenever there's somebody standing directly in front of them. I assume that's what happened. You tried to hit a draw around him. Ball never came back. Then you have the missed extra point. I think that was more of an operational issue more so than just you you don't have to say it i'll say it as somebody that knows that and i think rigoberto and luke would even say that but knowing you as a human you are you missed that extra point they're down one i assume sitting on

the sideline all you were doing was steaming and hoping for an opportunity to make up for it am i right yeah 100 you know uh you know games Games like that, sometimes you score lots of points. A game like that was really a defensive battle. Nobody was scoring a lot of points. So every single point, if it's an extra point or a field goal or a touchdown or whatever, every point was critical. So knowing that we were down by one and needing to get down in the field goal range, I mean, obviously we were down by one and needing to get down in the field goal range. I mean, obviously, we were down by one with seven, eight minutes left,

and I'm sure we're thinking let's score a touchdown and go ahead by a score rather than playing for a field goal, but it just worked out that way. And thank goodness, yeah, I was standing on the sideline, kicking in the net, thinking please, please, Jacoby, in offense, give me one more shot. Oh, that's why you're the GOAT, by the way. They weren't trying to get you any more yards there. I would have loved to have been on the sideline chatting with you whenever they were deciding just

to kind of call it a day with a 50 some yarder well yeah you know some of the reporters yesterday asked me about that they said what is it what does that say about frank's confidence and i just said well you know we knew we had enough distance obviously but uh statistically the closer you can get the the higher percentages. But yeah, I was just, like I said, I was just happy I had an opportunity one way or another. Didn't matter if it was a short one or a long one. I'm just glad that I had the opportunity to go out there and put the game away. That is a time where I miss being on a sideline, where I can look over, like Chuck is the head coach, Frank is here. Can we get the guy like

10 more yards? What are we doing here? Is there any way? Vinny's kicking in the net in his own world. I'm over here just mother trucking the coaches. Let's go. Eddie Pinheiro, you didn't get to see it. They took a knee, gave him a 41-yarder. If they gain another two yards, that ball probably goes in. There's a lot that happens in the kicking world, obviously.

You've got to make your kicks. You did that. What do you think that game yesterday, though, said about the Colts? Everything played bad. The offensive line for the first time this season kind of came back down to earth a little bit. People are going to have bad games. They're not dominant games like they have all season. The Denver D-line did well.

You didn't have your best game. Rigoberto didn't have his best game. The defense seemed to be battling. The offense wasn't clicking. And to still get a win in a very difficult NFL, what do you think that said yesterday about the Colts? Well, I think it says twofold. First and foremost, I think we found a way to get a W and good teams do that. They find ways to get wins no matter how it happens. They can keep the confidence. They can keep working hard. They can focus in when they need to. But in saying that, you're absolutely right. We have to consistently play good football.

And we can't have hiccups and, you know, have down times in games. I think good teams, great teams, play consistent football for 60 minutes. And I think that's what we need to do. There's times where we're unstoppable and we play really, really good on all three phases. But we have to consistently be able to do that. Well, and I think, I mean, granted, you're a very young team still. Apart from you, Jacoby is basically, this is his first time having a real shot at quarterback. A lot of the players, aside from T.Y. on the offensive side, very young.

So these types of hiccups are still going to happen. To be able to walk out with a win is, I mean, it's huge. It is absolutely huge, especially down the line here, whatever playoffs are going to be talked about and everything like that. Let's pivot real quick. Bill Belichick just won his 300th game. 300 wins. You were a part of a lot of those. What does that say about Bill Belichick as a head coach? He is the greatest coach of all time. There's no argument there. But aside from that, I think the ability to be able to coach these different generations of players is also something that doesn't get talked about a lot. 100%. And you know, the thing about him is he always puts together a game plan that allows his team to win games. And it doesn't. Some years,

they've got a super high explosive offense that's leading the league and touchdowns and scoring and all this stuff. And this year, I think, you know, they were talked about before this last game that even if their offense hadn't scored a point going into last week, they would have been 3-3-1 with their defensive play. So I guess, you know, obviously it clearly shows that he can put together a great team, but he also puts together a great game plan and makes it difficult for other teams. And, you know, being part of that organization for a while and playing against that organization for a long team, but he also puts together a great game plan and makes it difficult for other teams. And, you know, being part of that organization for a while and playing against that organization for a long time, you have to take the fight to them. I mean, it's a heavyweight bout and you

have to be able to really swing punch for punch with them and figure out how to do that. But yeah, Coach Belichick is an amazing coach. Obviously, 300 wins has only happened, I think, with three coaches total. And in my mind, there's no one out there like him. It's really, really impressive. Okay. And you got a chance to play for a lot of incredible coaches. Tony Dungy, Bill Belichick, Jim Caldwell for a while. Not enough people give Jim Caldwell enough credit because he came in after Tony Dungy. We lost the Super Bowl. Then he goes to Detroit after Baltimore. A lot of great coaches. What do you see in Frank Reich that makes you think like, hey, this guy's going to be able to be a good coach for a long time? Well, Frank's awesome. Each one of those coaches have their own coaching style. And Frank's kind

of a mixture of a handful of different guys in the sense that he's a very positive guy. He makes guys really, really want to play well for him. But what I like is his offensive-minded play calling is amazing. I mean, he plays to our strengths, and he figures out what we can do well, and he plays to that. And the other thing probably is he's he's very very consistent you know he never it's never too high it's never too low um you know he's always he's always under control and i think that brings a lot of confidence and it and it helps guys stay calm and and play really well so not only not only is he a great x's and o's coach but but he's a really really

great leader that helps guys be able to follow him and believe in his game plan and know that he's leading us in the right way. Not getting too high on the highs or too low on the lows is an incredible trait to have. That first regime I got to play with with Peyton and Polian, it was business after every game. You couldn't tell if we won or lost after a game. I mean, there'd be a round of applause, obviously, but let's move on to the next one. Yesterday, any win is a good win. How does the team feel about yesterday's performance?

I assume that everybody's thinking we've got a lot to fix. Well, I would assume. I mean, obviously it was cheers and good feeling in the locker room because it's very, very hard to get wins in the National Football League. You're playing against every team in the league is good. I don't care what anybody says, what any records are, statistics, whatever. If you're not ready to play, any team can beat you on any given Sunday. So when you get a win, it's hard to come by and you have to celebrate that. But we celebrate it for about a day and tomorrow we'll go through all the corrections and there'll be a lot of

corrections, obviously, all the way across the board. We need to play better, more consistently. all the way across the board, we need to play better, more consistently. Win and a conference win weighs a little bit heavier, and we needed that win to stay on top. I think everybody in our division ended up winning yesterday. So it's a race, and it's a marathon, you know, so we just have to play consistent ball every week. Rest in peace to J.J. jj watts peck by the way uh

games better when jj watts playing right better for the colts when jj watts not playing some kind of tour in that whole thing teasing rehab and recovery um also the dakota marker i i mean i i tried my best to represent for you i tried to put the whole entire state of south dakota on my back we didn't get the win this time but i I absolutely loved going there. Thanks for having me. Yeah, you were incredible. That was awesome. The hype and the excitement that you brought, I got a million different messages from people that I know, people that I don't know, former teammates from South Dakota State, people that went to school there said, man, he was awesome. It just brought a whole new level of excitement.

I see some game day stuff in the future for you, buddy. Well, that would be cool, wouldn't it? I think they pay a lot of money, and that is a great show. They're very hospitable. When I say this, not just the fans of South Dakota State, by the way, absolutely incredible. I will go back there any time. That place was awesome.

Those are my people out there. I think after meeting you, I should have known that. But the game day crew and production and everybody, so hospitable, such a well-oiled machine. I wish we would have got the win for the Jackrabbits, but we couldn't pull it off. it was a good game and I tell you what NDSU is an incredible what they've done over the past decade is like no other and you gotta to beat the champs you gotta knock them off their pedestal and unfortunately we came up just a little bit short but exciting game

fun game and we'll see we might get them in the playoffs who knows before I let you go here I gotta say this mostly because it's why you're here, but also because it leads me to my last question. Vinatieri is here representing True Niagen, a vitamin supplement that promotes healthy aging on the cellular level, which is obviously massive for everything you do in this life. I believe your body is created by a bunch of cells.

Yeah, absolutely. So whenever we're diving into the cellular level of things, that's good news. That's pretty important. else yeah absolutely so whenever we're diving into the cellular level of things that's good news pretty important uh with this true niagen vitamin supplement that you're using to for healthy aging what the hell are you still playing for are you going to play until you're 50 like what is the plan is that why you're linking up with these true niagen folks so you can just play till you're 60 what is the plan what are you still playing football for well you know honestly i started taking uh some true ni nitrogen this last offseason,

just thinking that the older you get, the less energy you have, you know, and I was looking for something that could increase my energy levels and just keep me kind of on a competitive level with all these 20-year-olds in my locker room and stuff. And it really has. It's boosted my energy levels and it promotes cellular growth and resilience and repair and all that stuff. And I just thought, you know, um, as you age, you, you look for any, any type of thing that can help give you a little bit of an edge. And I, and this one really, really did help a lot. So I was like, man, you know, uh, you know, I'm, I'm excited about it. And, and to answer your question, how much farther, how, what I'm going for, going for, it's just about being in this locker room.

I haven't set a date. I haven't set a time. I haven't set a – for me, after last year's loss in Kansas City, I knew we were close, and I thought this might be the run to great things this year. And I knew I wanted to come back and be in this locker room and fight for a championship. So I take them a day at a time, week at a time, month at a time,

and we'll see where it ends up. You need one for the thumb, man. That's right, absolutely. Hey, you really do. You need one for the thumb. I mean, you've got four Super Bowl rings. We've all seen that in the SportsCenter commercials. You never, ever wear them.

If I were you, I'd wear them more often, honestly. I'd be clanking in every room I walk into. You need one for the thumb. Honestly, if you don't get a fifth Super Bowl ring, I think you should view your career as a failure. I appreciate it. You know, I agree with you. That's why we're still going at it, buddy.

Hey, that team is awesome, man. You're still banging 55, 51 yarders. Other olds that have kicked couldn't go anything past 45 yards. You look at the Morton Anderson, Jason Elam, all these guys that are incredible kickers and kicked until they were older. They couldn't do anything past 40. The fact that you're still banging from a long way out with distance is a truly beautiful thing. And it's a testament not only to your work ethic, but probably true to Iogen as well. Absolutely. Both. You know, that's one of those things I

remember when you were holding for me, we would always go back and test the limits and we'd hit more over 50 than we would under 50 just uh just to see if we had it to let the coaches uh know that and maybe that's why uh maybe that's why frank decided to do a couple handoffs at the end he knew at 50 yards it was not that big of a deal but yeah true nigeons definitely help keep my energy levels to allow me to keep working hard. I will say this. Whenever we were in practice, I thought it was a big deal to let everybody know that you could still hit 60 yarders.

Literally, I was, and this is something that I don't know if it happens at every football practice. I was the one that pointed out the spots on where Vinny would kick in practice. So we get like 10 kicks of practice. I'd be spotting the ball basically, and we'd work our way back. And sometimes I would get a little aggressive

in the 30 to 40 so we would just jump back from like a 31 yarder, okay let's go to a 42 yarder. It's like, ah we didn't spend a lot of time in there so now we gotta make up for kicks. And at some point we'd be back up like 61, 62, 63 yards and we started doing it early and you would continue to make them because you're the most competitive

human on earth. But in my eyes the confidence that the coaching staff had in you your teammates had in you and not that you would need it at all but to know that you could just bang 60 yarders at any given moment has to feel pretty good especially at your old age absolutely no that it was one of those things that that for me it's a confidence thing too so when you go out there in a game you've hit a bunch of them in practice all week long all season long, it's a confidence thing, too. So when you go out there in a game, you've hit a bunch of them in practice all week long, all season long. And it doesn't look longer than anything else. You're back there all the time. So then you can just focus in on your technique and making good contact.

And you know you've got the distance. Not every day. You know, there's times where you might be in a heavy wind or a really cold day. And it might take a couple yards off. But pregame, we always make sure we find what our range is, but it's usually right around there, that's for sure. Hey, to hell with Tom McMahon, by the way, Denver Broncos special teams coach, jumping over the snapper, getting you to miss one.

He blew up on a punt, too. I mean, he was trying everything he had. That's all right. You know, I have the utmost respect for him, but it was great winning that and getting to say goodbye to him with us having a victory. He's probably lucky that there was 22 seconds left instead of four seconds left after the end of the game. I might have gave him a – exactly.

You said it. You said it. Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest of all time, first ballot Hall of Famer. Anybody who's sending tweets saying that because he missed a kick when a guy was literally standing directly in front of him, which means he doesn't have it anymore, are absolute idiots, and you should never take their opinions for anything seriously. Let's remember that. Adam, thank you so much for joining us.

You're the absolute GOAT. Thanks for allowing me to go to South Dakota, brother. I appreciate you, buddy. Thank you. Cheers, Paizan. What a man, Adam Vinatieri. He's the man. It's just always a treat when you get to talk to South Dakota, brother. I appreciate you, buddy. Thank you. Cheers, Paisan. What a man, Adam Vinatieri. He's the man. It's just always a treat when you get to talk to him. It really is.

His first bout at Hall of Famer. Yeah. He's a kicker. That's not something that's normal, and the reason is because he's just a normal guy who happens to be the most competitive human on planet Earth. Thanks, Vinny. We have no idea how that ended. Because Ty edits that in afterwards.

And I enjoy that on the plane when we're doing the best of. I'm like, what clip was this? And Ty's like, well, it's the blah, blah, blah. And I don't remember the clip. So I have to react because other people are probably laughing at home. So I've gotten very good at the ha ha. Yeah. That's great. Start doing the Sandy laugh.

Ha ha. Just come out of the interview with that. I do that to Sam every once in a while when she does something, you know, that I know she was trying to make fun. It's like when somebody tweets you something or texts you something that you know they're trying to be funny. Yeah. But you didn't really laugh, so you go two ha ha's right ha ha

i send it right is that what everybody does i send one you give me that all the time ha is very disrespectful ha yeah ha is tough yeah i get right at it see i say ha ha to everything whether it's actually funny or not funny so no one could ever get a read on it. Oh, so I do three. When you get three ha's from me, that means I actually laughed. You know what I mean? Two ha's, it's like, okay, I found it comical. Yeah, it's like I get what you're doing. And then if I just ghost it, that means. Try again.

Not your pitch. You know, don't swing at that one. Zito does ah-ha-ha, which really throws me for a loop. Oh, I hate it. Because he's going to breathe first? Big breathing guy. How come you don't do like da before everything? You know, I train my keyboard to every time I put LOL, it just does ha-ha-ha.

So ha-ha-ha is my response for if I'm actually, you know what I mean? If I add the extra ha. I had to differentiate it. I was haha guy to everything you know got a bit redundant because i i enjoyed the conversations i was having so i had to separate the two not only not only for them but for me yeah you know what i mean so i could look back and have some respect for myself in the text group it's like all right i found this one actually funny in this one you can kind of get a read on me which is kind of tough now people listening listening. Oh, yeah. Jesus.

Kind of just threw your whole secret out there. It's tough. I'm not an LOL guy at all. It's tough. I mean, every once in a while, there's been occasions where I've thought about writing it, too. I've thought about tweeting it. I think somebody tweeted me something, and I actually did laugh out loud. And I was like, I typed it in, and I looked at it, and I just delete.

I'll text it, but I rarely ever tweet it. Oh, yeah. I'll mix it in, but if I text it, I certainly am not laughing out loud. Since I use haha for everything, I have to throw in the occasional LOL. I literally can't put LOL on my phone. It automatically changes. LOL was before emojis, so now you have the laughing emoji. Hey, if I send the laughing emoji, it's real.

That one has replaced the ha ha ha. Now there's two of them though. There's the sideways laughing one that I've been mixing in. Don't like it as much though visually. I like the standard cry laugh one. So if I send that, I really mean it. I think everybody accepts that as a compliment

too when they see that you're like all right that's good yeah i agree anytime i get that response from somebody i'm like okay i'm doing good ladies and gentlemen we interrupt this conversation one final time for a reading by zito thank you pet Thank you, Pat. Get as many massages, do as many stretches, and take as many ice baths as you want. You're damn right, Zito. Oh, yeah. If you're not getting a good night's sleep, you're not recovering properly.

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Doing great. It's not on here. I'll tell you what, I think you've gotten better at reading. I feel good. I don't think you should. I feel good. You know what I mean?

You should be happy with your progress. Yeah, I've moved on to reading Facebook posts. They're longer you used to be studying on twitter yeah 100 no 240 words 200 characters characters yeah 280 i think there it is it was 140 back in my day oh yeah by the way man those are good days now infinite it was a whole different world back then. People used Twitter so differently back in the day. So, while I was. It's like a kid from Houston, the offensive lineman who didn't enjoy his time with the University of Houston football team. And he did 27 tweet threads.

You're not doing it right. That's not what it's for. Try to fucking book. Yeah. I wouldn't read it. That's not Twitter. Now, by the way, getting a chance to hear both sides of the story and how the red shirting how dane is using red shirting i i can i can see how dane is operating and we could see i think he can even see why that kid's acting the way he is i mean it's tough kid

got hurt a couple times it's tough but i the only thing i had because we had to bring it up right like are we going to bring this up in the show you're like uh pat what would you say about i'm like well that kid doesn't know how to use Twitter. So he's like, 27 tweets? So I already hate him. I mean, maybe, I don't know. I'd like to hear the other side. If he's putting out 27 tweets instead of just a note section with a screenshot and a couple photos. I mean, I'm not on this guy's side.

I read about him. I'm like, okay, I feel for the guy a little bit. But somebody should teach him how to tweet at least. Back in the day, it used to be even less than that. And if you did too much tweeting, people were like, you're tweeting too much. That would have been a 50-tweet thread. I mean, that kid was over halfway home there.

Oh, by the way, speaking of halfway home, I assume at this point Tiger Woods is coming back. Hey, go Tiger Woods. Let's go, Tiger. Was it the Zozo? Yeah. Yep yeah everybody knew he was gonna win that i mean opening round he was in the lead it's like okay tiger's been on his sleep schedule over here for japan for like the last two months he's been in like the infrared sauna probably he's ready to dominate and he did the story of tiger's demise has been greatly exaggerated oh good book hey well said very very proper statement by you thank you

you should be proud of that thank you hey this is the engaged guy i'm an adult now and i'm very passionate about tiger. All right. So am I, by the way. We're all happy Tiger's back, by the way. The whole world. Golf is also happy that Tiger's back. Can't wait for him to get the record, PGA Tour record, whatever it is. Good for Tiger. Now, let's get back to more statements from digs that aren't as profound.

From engaged digs. Some Twitter accounts have over used it but twitter would never particularly nba twitter accounts like lebron's the best haha a lot of fucking laughing faces fuck that dude hey he's battling the fires right now by the way oh yeah he's having a real hard time finding a hotel room too poor lebron listen real peas and peas for all that are going through the fires in la that looks like a movie it's insane over there especially i'm getting um messages from people that live out there like 4 30 a.m 5 a.m they're getting evacuated from their houses like hey

crazy get your shit and get the fuck out like that's a scary situation so t's and p's everybody lebron had a lack of lack of self-awareness on Twitter when he was talking about not being able to find rooms. But then he turned around and sent out prayers. You know what I mean? He sent out prayers to people, which you got to respect and appreciate. But man, it is scary.

Tease and pease everybody. It does look exactly like the movie. With Josh Brolin? Nope. That too. Yeah, that one too. Force Fires? Yes.

You said this earlier. This is the end. This is the end. Thank you. Well, they say in the Bible. I don't know which one. If it's the first one or the second too. Forest fires. Yes. You said it earlier. This is the end. This is the end. Thank you. Yeah. Well, they say in the Bible, I don't know which one, if it's the first one or the second one, that everything will burn down. God will burn down everything, basically. Cleansing fire.

Revelations. Everything will burn down. Fire and brimstone. Yep. New Testament. Oh, 2 Peter 3.10. 2 Peter 3.10. Read it.

Yes. There's a lot of versions. Do you want the New International, New Living, English Standard? King James. I think English Standard is probably the best one. All right. Sounds good. English Standard.

But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, and then the heavens will pass away with a roar, and the heavenly bodies will be burned up and oh my god and dissolved and the earth and the works that are done on it will be exposed we sure that's the one well i didn't hear california was just don't think that's the one no you want the one from tombstone the white earth rips off about yeah and hell's coming with me good reading by zero that was actually really good you could be a pastor well we're gonna find out i mean that's how the whole azito ad read started was him reading in front of a congregation you know so congress let's hope you never have to

be in front of congress i hope we're getting we're getting investigated bro there's been a couple times i've seen like zuckerberg up there or somebody else up there and i just think about we're getting we're getting investigated bro there's been a couple times I've seen like Zuckerberg up there or somebody else up there and I just think about him going we sell ads sir

I would run a court up there I think I've always sold ads you would do what I would run a court up there you think you'd get a chuck or two and that's all oh yeah

come on what do you mean I plead the fact anybody else look at this guy Come on. What do you mean? I plead the fact. Anybody else? Da. Look at this guy. Sir, this is not a comedy routine. Da.

Can we turn my spotlight up a little more? I don't think my mic's on. Is my mic? Oh, it is on. Can I get headphones? There's an echo. Is there an echo in here? Okay.

Da. Golly. That'd be great if that happened anyways lol shout out to adam vinatieri coming on the show that was a big get a lot of people said hey big get yeah adam vinatieri living legend sometimes i can that i forget about that that the guy is literally a living legend he got me on uh game day yeah. Thank you, Vinny. Hits a game winner, comes on the show. Thank you, Vinny. I mean, thank you, Vinny, is really something we should think about. I'm very thankful.

Send him a tweet, at Adam Vinatieri. There's a lot of people sending him mean tweets at the beginning of the game. So a couple good tweets probably brighten up his day a little bit. Guy deserves it. He's done a lot for the game. He's going to be a first-ballilot Hall of Famer as a kicker. That's not normal. That's not normal at all, actually.

And everybody just understands it, by the way. Even people that hate kickers are like, oh, what's this guy think? He's out of Vinatieri? You know? Yeah, it's crazy. I hope he continues to do well. I mentioned it in that thing.

Just like a quarterback can feel pressure, like a kicker can feel a guy standing right in front of him like vinnie tried to hit that thing around the guy for sure vinnie hits that guy in the face that's a touchdown the other way you could kind of feel that just didn't draw just didn't so i'm bitched you know i don't like about curveball the damn thing don't curve hit it too pure been hit a two yeah he hit a good ball. Just like that 51-yarder to win it. I mean, the 55-yarder, he hit a little draw. It wasn't very pretty, but it went through. That 51-yarder was probably the best ball he's hit all year.

That thing is still going. Blue is still air-humping down there. All right, great day for myself, Nick, Diggs, Todd, Ty, Zito, Evan, and Mr. Connor Campbell. Great to have you in here, man. Hey, great to be here. Great to be here. Connor Campbell back in Indianapolis.

Big news. He used to be with us. Took a little stint back home. Came back here now. Excited to have him. Big time brain on the kid. Excited to move forward and see what we can do with our lives. The world is getting interesting and exciting.

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