The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 136 - Thanksgiving Giveaway Extravaganza Stupendous

Episode Date: November 28, 2019

Happy Thanksgiving! On today’s show, Pat and the boys sit around and discuss the NFL slate on Thanksgiving as well as who they are thinking about betting on. They discuss whether or not people in Detroit hate Thanksgiving because it usually comes during a time of the year where Lions fans have nothing to be positive about, if the Bills have enough to beat the Cowboys in Jerry World or if the Cowboys will respond after Jerry Jones had a couple of choice comments for the Good Morning Football crew after being asked about Dak’s contract and the Jason Garrett situation. Pat also announces the Thanksgiving Giveaway Extravaganza Stupendous as each of the guys picks an ungoogleable question and a hashtag that you can try to answer to win anything from gift cards to the store, a free pair of shoes, a VISA gift card, or special items from the store. The guys also cover the “Thanksgiving Thank You” sale that started last night at midnight and will run through the end of the weekend. EVERYTHING in the store at store.patmcafeeshow.com is 20% off. Ugly sweaters, For The Brand gear, sweatpants, jackets, you name it. Supplies are limited so make sure you beat the rush. We thank you all so much for riding with us and being apart of the team. Come laugh with us, and hopefully this is the best Thanksgiving of your lives. Cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Best holiday. All you're trying to do is remember the good things in life and eat the shit out of everything that is available. Then you watch football. Then you nap. Hello, greatest holiday

of all time. We all agree? Yeah. All in favor? Aye. Opposed? Is there ever anybody that does the no?

I think so, actually. I don't think I've ever seen it. Like four out of five dentists do it all the time. One out of five. Hey, is this a good toothbrush? Nah. Nah.

We're all very thankful for the fact that you listen to this show, the fact that you follow along on the internet. And we wanted to do a Thanksgiving giveaway extravaganza, stupendous, outrageously awesome thing. Right? Isn't that accurate? Yes. Absolutely.

So what we're going to do is we're going to ask un-Google-able questions. And for these un-Google-able questions, you will have a hashtag. Each hashtag and un-Google-able question has been created by one of the members in the room currently. The different prizes that are up for grabs. Evan Fox is going to give away a pair of shoes if you get it right nick said he wants to

give away a gift card if you get it right people are going to give away uh dollars to our store which is currently has 20 off everything right now at store.patmcvee show.com for a thanksgiving thank you sale we got a lot to give away. We got a lot of things to get to. Let's get started. Okay. All right. Each ungoogleable question has been sent in by one of the boys.

Here we go. Ty Schmidt's the first one. What's the hashtag you want them to use to answer so that you can find the right answer? And what will you be giving away? Hashtag, how long do I sleep? Okay. Hasht away hashtag how long do i sleep okay hashtag how long do i sleep if you have the answer for this question you will get a gift card to the store correct how many hours of sleep did ty schmidt sleep last night correct is that wednesday night or is that tuesday night uh that'll be night. Okay, so- Night of the podcast.

So tonight? Right. Oh, fuck. How do you know the answer already? You gave me the answer already. I mean, that's just, I know. I know. I've been on the same schedule for like two years now.

I know. Okay, so hashtag how long do I sleep? Give the answer that you think it is. Ty Schmidt will pick the first winner because it does have an answer. To the 10th or is it just, yeah, I think to the 10th. Yeah, sure. All right, perfect. Gift card to the store.

Next question from Nick Miraldo. Nick, what's the hashtag you'd like to use? Hashtag stoop kid ain't afraid to leave his stoop. Okay. Can you spell that out, please? afraid to leave his stoop. Okay. Can you spell that out please? Hashtag S-T-O-O-P

A-I-N-T A-F-R-A-I-D Oh, I forgot the kid. You missed the kid. Jesus. Stoop kid ain't afraid to leave his stoop. Stoop kid ain't afraid to leave his stoop.

S-T-O-O-p-k-i-d don't forget the kid a-i-n-t a-f-r-a-i-d yep t-o yep l-e-a-v-e yep t-h-e-s-t-o-o-p nailed it Opie. Nailed it. How many times has Nick Moraldo moved in the last 15 years? Hashtag stoop kid ain't afraid to leave the stoop. You got it. We hold a record for this. Visa gift card for $100 from Nick Moraldo, if you get that right, on this Thanksgiving giveaway extravaganza.

Stupendous. Next one's from Gumpy. Gumpy, what do you want to hashtag? Hashtag Gump to America. Number two, not T-O. Okay, Gump to America. Who's his favorite football player of all time? He'll be giving a gift card to the store

at store.patmcphyshow.com. Yes, sir. Who cares? About his favorite football player of all time? Stoop to the stoop. Next one from Diggs. Diggs, what's the hashtag you'd like to use? Hashtag Tony Likey.

Tony Likey. T-O-N-Y-L-I-K-E-Y. Correct. Who is Diggs' all-time favorite stealer? And you will be giving away a For the Brand flag of choice and a $43 to the store. That 43, by the way, could that play? And who's your favorite football player of all time?

Whoa. Sneaky, Tony. Evan Fox, what's the hashtag? Hashtag free throw, free shoes. Free throw, free shoes. How many free throws in a row has evan fox hit in the office for a free pair of shoes that's awesome that's a good giveaway yes sir by the way under a hundred dollars this number was alarming this number was alarming all right boston connor what's the

hashtag uh eat your socks off what color socks is he wearing yesterday what color socks is boston connor wearing yesterday he will get you a for the brand t-shirt signed by everyone in the office including block dead whoa yeah that's awesome um is this like a thing for you you wear a bunch of different color socks usually i don't match them but today i happen to so i figure is this the first time first time in at least two months thanks guys thank you thankful for matching socks hey we're pretty proud of them huh yeah real proud i am i'm pretty proud of you todd uh what's the hashtag hashtag name that crime okay the first very first case todd was assigned as a detective was for what crime this is 20 uh this would be 1998 1998 1998 todd's very first case assigned as a detective was for what crime you could win

a for the brand flag and hoodie combo that's a good little giveaway there that for the brand hoodie the camo one's going to be tough to find. So I don't know if he'll be giving that away, but it is good stuff. What was his first case as a detective? I respect that a lot. By the way, that's a long time ago. Long time ago. Is it like something you remember forever?

Yeah. Yeah. That very first case? Yeah. Did you solve it? I did solve it. And not only that, I get moved in with this rusty old detective right we're working the same county this was a case that he couldn't solve oh gill his sergeant our sergeant says why

don't you give it a crack and i i got the guy to confess charged he pled guilty now we're talking uh this yeah i would assume so now uh this one from Zito just made me laugh. What was the mascot for his junior high school? Okay, that's what Zito wants to know. What's the hashtag? Thanksgiving Z. Spells how it sounds. You could win a Jingle All The Way sweater and a random item from the pub. Yes.

The pub. A random item from the pub. Is it The pub. A random item from the pub. Is it MRSA? Oh, shut up. It will not be MRSA. To confirm, we do not have MRSA. You don't know. I don't know.

MRSA would run away from your feet. Hashtag Thanksgiving Z. Thanksgiving Z. Now, is that an ungoogleable question? Is it still a junior high? Yes, sir. Okay. And people don't know my name, so I can't really find it.

Jose De Jesus Perez. Oh, fuck. Is that his middle name now? No, it isn't. No, no, it isn't. No, it isn't. We've done this before. Remember, we went on like a two-hour witch hunt trying to find it.

It's insane. All right, so what's the name of the mascot for Zito's junior high school? And you could win a random item from the pub, not MRSA or any other diseases, and a Jingle All the Way sweater. Could be a sword. Whoa. Your real junior high or the fake junior high that you tell everyone that you went to? I don't know what that means, but I'm going to say real.

Okay. I respect that. Well, he is under the assumption that you're living a fake life right now. I thought we all were. Simulation. I don't know. I've kind of come around. All right.

So you could win a lot of shit right there. Yeah. Good stuff. What's the hashtag? Stoop kid ain't afraid to leave stoop. Ain't to leave his stoop well you you did though yeah that's yeah that's the reason for the hashtag yeah because he ain't afraid but he was but first i was afraid i was petrified I'm hanging out with you by my side And I stayed up so lonely nights Think about how you did me wrong

And I grew strong And I knew how to get along And now I'm back from outer space Look upon your face. That's kind of like the Expendables. Or no. Replacement. There it is.

What are we, about 15% there you think we hit? Close. Ten. That one's a tough one to get them on. You know what I mean? We hit the pitch, right? Oh, yeah. And the tone, which I feel pretty good about.

And the treble. And the treble. The bass. By the way, I ended up in that screen on your radio where it's like the bass and the treble and you try to make it sound better for some reason and the balance. Why are they giving me the opportunity to move the sound over my fucking driver i don't know i don't want to do that if you have sleeping kids is that real oh yeah you're talking a car yeah but it's yeah it's like old restaurants where they had the smoking section there was nothing that broke them up like what is it going to really do oh it doesn't make me dizzy i think my left ear is

hearing something you're sick of like kids music you pump all the volume to the back. Let the kids listen to it in the back. Oh, that makes so much sense. I still hear it, though. Oh, yeah. Father tone. I know. You guys are going to hear in a little bit that Diggs is going to be a dad. Daddy Diggs.

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yeah everybody wanted mason rudolph to fail yeah especially after everything came out even if what miles garrett said was completely wrong everybody still hates Mason Rudolph which is wild it's hard to be that guy it's not easy to be the guy that everybody hates I mean only a few people have really accomplished it Pittsburgh isn't even behind Mason Rudolph no and he's like the most punchable face in the history of quarterbacking

he has no idea how to put chapstick on or his upper lip is always sweating either one of the two is not great you were so hard on Mason Rudolph. It's like he looks at one read, and if it's not open, he just stands there like a deer in headlights waiting for something terrible to happen. He's the worst quarterback to ever wear a Steelers jersey.

Whoa. Wow. I don't think he's wrong. I'm trying to run through quarterbacks in my head right now. There's no way. There's no one else. It's pretty damning right now i'm thinking back i'm in mark malone in my head terry hanratty he's he's pretty bad maybe that asshole neil donald threw his

super on purpose on purpose everybody knows neil donald threw that thing away two picks jerry jones paid him speaking of jerry jones jerry jones uh let it be known on Good Morning Football that he was not jacked up about the questions about Jason Garrett and Dak Prescott that he has repeatedly had to face. He had one of the most hilarious answers I've ever heard in my entire life. Do we have that audio? Let's say this. I think all of us, including the fans, want to win a damn football game. Okay? Now, I know we've got a lot of other things to

think about who's coaching who's playing who's compared to another player someplace else how about let's win some ball games folks we can take out other stuff i'm not known as a guy who gets hand cramps when I'm writing checks. That was about Dak Prescott, and then he had this to say about Jason Garrett. Let me tell you, no one in this country has earned the right to say, I'm a Jason Garrett man more than me. I am his man.

And we want the very same thing, and that's for our players to play at their very best. And we want his staff to coach at their very best. The bottom line is we get graded. I'm in business. I don't have to win the Super Bowl in business every year. I can come in sixth and have a hell of a year. But in this business, you've got to come in first. You've got to come in first you've got to come in first and so fundamentally you've asked for something that's a very narrow window to begin with i want jason to get it done he was painting a nice picture there for jason garrett had a very difficult job he understands how hard it is and then at the end he was like with that being said though we need to do

that jerry jones was promoting a salvation army event that he was like, with that being said, though, we need to do that. Jerry Jones was promoting a Salvation Army event that he was having a Jerry world down there. And instead it turned into what I assume every one of his media scrums turns into, which is, hey, what are you going to do with Dak? When are you going to pay him? And what are you going to do with Jason Garrett if they continue to lose? And I loved his answers. I think he's one of the most hilarious and legendary humans of all time. I'd like to see him run for president strictly for the debates.

Strictly for the debates. I watch these debates that are happening right now. If you get a human up there that can actually speak and has a personality, people are getting buried up there. I'm surprised Jerry Jones has not thought about running for president before. I'm very surprised by that. I mean, yeah, there's a lot of stuff that would come out, I assume. He probably likes his job better. He's making so much money. He's pretty like run a football team.

I don't know. Would you want to be president if you're in his position? No way. You want me to take a pay cut? That is Jerry is very businessman. The whole I don't get my hands don't get cramps or right in the chest. He's thought of that line, by the way, that might be a good tagline for him if he ever goes for that's a good tagline for a billionaire. Do you think he's hesitant because of how bad? I think Dak Prescott is a lot better than Jared Goff, but Jared Goff's contract has now crippled the Rams. I've talked about this ad nauseum almost, about how the new NFL plan and new NFL way of looking at things, I think if you looked at that Seattle Seahawks,

granted they're good right now, but back whenever they had the Legion of Boom and Russell Wilson was on that rookie contract, they were able to build up. They had a lot of success. Then you look at the LA Rams. They were able to build up around Jared Goff. They became this lightning rod of a team.

Then you got to pay Jared Goff. You got to get rid of some people. You got to get rid of some offensive linemen. You got to get rid of some defenders. Your team becomes a completely different team this has been on regular occasion whenever you pay when you pay a quarterback you can't pay everybody else obviously like for instance when Patrick Mahomes gets broken off that chief seems going to look very different can Patrick Mahomes win games by himself though which is what quarterbacks have to be able to do

if they're going to get 30%, 40% of the salary cap? Yes, I think Patrick Mahomes can. I don't think a lot of quarterbacks can, though, and that's a decision that owners and GMs have to make is, are we going to give this guy 40% of the salary cap, and can he win it all by himself? And you think that answer is no, then you can't get into a $200 million contract if you want the betterment of your team. But it's hard to find a good quarterback.

That rookie contract quarterback is not always easy to find. You't just find ducky hodges is just rolling around well and the ravens are in such a sweet spot now because of that oh yeah obviously he's performed way better than anyone had expectations for but they can sell out and go all in for the next two two years or so if any and by the way it's different body types than what everybody else is gonna be looking for now granted they're to look for defense and keep building that defense up which has performed very well it's hard to blow people out if your defense isn't dominant which it has been but you can build up with tight ends you can build up with blocking tight ends you can do everything like that and just continue to generate mark ingram has been a great addition you can

probably even add even more weapons on there i mean it's a sweet spot. And I said this last year. I said, is this the new model on how you win in the NFL? And a lot of people said, you're an idiot. If you get a good quarterback, you pay him or whatever. It's like, yeah, I get that you have to do that. But it would be nice if one of these quarterbacks would understand that if you build up the team around them, they're probably going to be in a much happier position. Maybe lose out on $20 million out out of 200 million but which is a gross

amount of cash and i understand it's generational wealth but to build up the team around you i think you have a lot more success and i think that's what teams are going to start doing if you look at the playoffs if they started today on the afc side patriots and stealers paid their quarterbacks but the ravens chiefs bills and texans all have young quarterbacks who have yet to be paid that you could build up the team around yeah and it's real that's a real model that you could do NFC has a lot of great all-time quarterbacks I think that's what that's also but those are the people that can carry a team Drew Brees can carry a team now granted Michael Thomas is next level but he's also young but you got a lot of these guys that whenever your superstar is young you don't have to pay

him as much as you have to pay an OG but that og is being paid because he's shown that he's very good so it's an interesting dynamic and if you find a patrick mahomes or aaron rogers or a drew breeze or tom you keep them for sure but if it's that next tier down and they're just going to fundamentally be average forever and not be able to win games by themselves i think you have to take a real look at that now am i saying dak prescott's that no but i'm thinking jerry jones might be thinking that just like what gumpy just implied right there that's what happened to the dolphins with tannahill they paid him way overpaid terrible and not did nothing he's turned the titans yeah somehow some way it's incredible he's not getting paid but i think that that's that's also what i think makes russell wilson

so great is he's one with not many weapons at all. And there's a guy that I think I should have added to that list. I just had Drew Brees, Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady. I think Russell Wilson has played himself into that. Patrick Mahomes will play himself into that. But you never know whenever you get rid of everybody and you only play one person if it's going to work out. For the Seattle Seahawks, it has. For the Rams, it has not, obviously.

I mean, and Todd Gurley not being Todd Gurley. What's up with that, by the way? Todd Gurley says he's healthy, and then the team says it is not, obviously. I mean, and Todd Gurley not being Todd Gurley. What's up with that, by the way? Todd Gurley says he's healthy, and then the team says he's not. I don't know how that continues to be a battle of words. The O-line is just not what it was. Well, you can't pay the guy. They lost the guy to the Titans, by the way. Yeah, yeah.

So the Titans are getting hot now. They lost the guy to the Titans. I don't know if he's still playing or not. I should have done more research. I believe so. That degenerative knee thing must be way more serious than anyone knows either because they must be trying to squeeze as much time out of him as possible, the Rams, you know?

But he has said that he's healthy. When Terrell Davis came on the show, though, he said he had that, and sometimes he felt good, and sometimes he felt terrible. I didn't remember him saying that, did he really? Life. My knees, every once in a while they feel my knees every once in a while they feel good every once in a while they feel bad and I didn't run forward

kicked a lot of balls that is interesting because Todd Gurley says I'm healthy like it's always it's been a very mixed message out of that whole thing now granted I might be mishearing I might be reading the wrong tweets but for me it sounded like Todd Gurley's wanted the ball and they just haven't given to him but the overarching fact is the fact that they paid

jared goff and the team gets worse and they just gave him a new contract too so maybe that's why they're like oh we're at least gonna get some sort of return on our investment and not just burn him out here you know when we're not gonna make the playoffs yeah i'll be excited to see what jerry jones does man that answer now granted he was probably thinking he was going to be promoting a philanthropic thing, the Salvation Army. There's two other people sitting next to him there, and he's just getting peppered with these very, very, very expensive and important questions when he's just out there trying to promote Salvation Army,

which you've got to give credit for the good morning football for asking the question, by the way. Nate Burleson might never be seen on TV again. Friend of the show, friend of ours. Stop Turkey. Good luck. But he won after Jerry there a little bit with a real question, by the way. Nate Burleson might never be seen on TV again. Friend of the show, friend of ours. Good luck. But he, he,

I mean, he went after Jerry there a little bit with a real question, which I respect and appreciate. Jerry controls the TV, right? So that's a tough guy. I'm happy. I never got a chance to talk to him.

Who knows what dumb shit I would have said. I like that a lot. What else we got to today? Bears, Lions. Everybody thinks that the Bears are gonna win that game come on i was told that detroit since they are forced to watch the thanksgiving game every single year in the live show i said something that is different than my thought now in my live show

earlier today i said that i would assume that if you were to poll cities around the country and say hey do you like thanks Thanksgiving or do you hate Thanksgiving? And on a scale of one to 10, how much do you like or how much do you hate it? I think the scale would lean heavy towards hate in the city of Detroit because every Thanksgiving they are forced to watch the Lions on television and they are most likely disappointed. Odds say that they were going to be disappointed by their football team. So the city of Detroit has to hate Thanksgiving because they're forced to not only be around people that they're never around and talk about shit that they don't want to talk about

with people that they don't want to talk about. They just want to eat and do the thing. But they're forced to watch a team that they actually are invested in. And that team that they're invested in never invests back in its fans. It always lets them down. And I thought that they would hate Thanksgiving for that. Instead, I got a lot of tweets from people in Detroit. They're like, no, no, no.

We expect them to lose. So they win incredible thanks if they lose it's thanksgiving they should pay calvin johnson and we just move on that's basically how everybody in detroit feels is that accurate foxy yeah i'd give you that i think that a lot of times people are looking most forward to the halftime show because the halftime show is always awesome it was mike posner i don't know who was supposed to be tomorrow big sean hopefully big sean he was just at the pistons kid rock kid rock give me bob ritchie that's what i'm saying so yeah but like you said we expect to lose my my dad's side of the family there's like a billion people in a tiny tiny tiny living room they all gamble on detroit so they think detroit's gonna win every year they lose so my family personally is miserable but you gotta expect

that well it's like whenever we're going to pirates games as kids this team stinks let's see the ballpark though and if they win holy shit the zambellis are doing fireworks and they can literally do fireworks every single time they win Because it never happened That's like what Lions fans are like on Thanksgiving Okay so we got Bears minus three and a half Is that what we're taking? I think so Shout out to the Bears by the way Is that a guarantee?

Is that a guarantee? On my mouth I'm very stunned by that But no that's not on my mouth Do you feel good about the Bears today On Thanksgiving Against the Lions For sure I hope they eat

The dinner at the end Of the game That's what I hope for Mr. Ducking Yes Does that still happen That was a Madden thing right Yeah

He started that Is he dead No I don't think so No Not yet Is he No

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He's alive. 83 years old. Hey, happy birthday to him, man. Good for him. Hey. Good boy, John. Good boy, John. He's a life giver 83 years old Hey happy birthday to him man Good for him Hey Well John Well John Alright Bills at Cowboys The Cowboys are minus 6.5

Which is confusing to me Because the Bills play very tight games They have great defense And the Cowboys seem to be on a PR landslide But maybe be able to bounce back They lost to the Patriots Which a lot of people call it a turning point A lot of people are going to lose to the Patriots, which a lot of people call it a turning point.

A lot of people are going to lose to the Patriots. I like the Bills plus six and a half. Personally, I assume that's where a lot of people are going to be bet, which kind of scares me a little bit. You have a weird look on your face. I don't like the Bills team, really. I don't trust Josh Allen at all to score points. You don't like them as humans?

No, no, I like them as humans. Great. The Bills mafia is great. Yeah, great. I don't like their offense. I don't like them as humans? No, no, I like them as humans. Great. Bill's Mafia is great. Yeah, great. But I don't like their offense. I don't trust their offense. But on the other side, I think the Cowboys are 0-6 in their last six against teams that have a winning record. So I don't like any side of it. So you're not betting this game?

No, I will. I mean, it's Thanksgiving. It's a game. It's on TV. I'm going to do it. Oh, boy. It's a game. It's on TV. I'm going to do it. Oh, boy. It's Cowboys. Cowboys minus six and a half.

What I'm doing in real life is I'm teasing the Cowboys and Saints down to just winning both of them. I know. I know. So for the show purpose, Cowboys. Cowboys minus six and a half. Okay. Saints at Falcons is the last one.

I think Saints might win by 50. Give me Saints with the points. Agreed. I think Saints are going to win by 50. I think that Falcons game a couple weeks ago, they weren't ready. We talked to Roman Harper. Shout out to him, by the way, calling us from Paris. He was awesome.

He said, you know, yeah, sometimes you just feel like, yeah, you'll be able to win. And you're like, oh, we'll turn it on in the third quarter. Oh, we'll turn it on in the fourth quarter. And you never get there. They, you'll be able to win. You're like, oh, we'll turn it on in the third quarter. Oh, we'll turn it on in the fourth quarter. You never get there. They're humans. They got realigned. And I think the Falcons are about to run into a buzzsaw down there in the Mercedes-Benz Stadium.

For sure. You like Drew Brees, Connor? I don't mind him. I mean, he's all right. What? Is that strictly compared to Tom Brady? Is that what you're? Well, yeah.

I mean, all my comparisons are to Tom Brady. I mean, what do you want from me? Come on. So you think Drew Brees stinks? I don't think he stinks. I mean, he has that passing record, you know? All of them.

He has all of the passing records. Gumpy's all the way out on Drew Brees. You're out on Drew Brees, Gumpy? Yeah, I'm out. He was forcing some balls

when they were up against Carolina and let him back into the game. I'm not... Drew Brees is obviously better than Teddy Bridgewater, but when he played, they ran the ball a lot more and it just seemed to work better I don't

know why that's fine I mean I'm not Teddy didn't lose a game so you can come at me all you want this is a hair and bias you're just still mad breeze spurn the Dolphins back no we spurned him we had the choice we took call pepper you think this is going to that organization you're out of your mind you didn't really have many options paul worked out pretty well for him that was like letter kenny right there that's exactly what that was by By the way, I love that Kittle loves that show so much. Every time he's mic'd up, he does Letter Kenny while he's mic'd up. And you can tell that to people that are listening to it,

I have no idea what Letter Kenny is. And it's just incredible. I like George Kittle a lot. I saw something the other day. I can't remember who it was from, but him and Mike Thomas are the two most important players on their teams other than quarterbacks in the entire league. It was the stat. That makes sense. Makes a lot of sense, by the way. Michael Thomas, everybody teams other than quarterbacks in the entire league. It was the stat.

That makes sense. Makes a lot of sense, by the way. Michael Thomas, everybody's talking about him being in the MVP conversation because of how damn good he is. It's going to be hard as a wide receiver to win the MVP, just like it's hard as a running back. It's a quarterback league.

But both he, he's put up 130, I think, every single game or something like that. It's been very good. How does that happen? That's like Randy Moss back in the day. When was the last time a showcase wide receiver was the guy? I don't know. I couldn't tell you.

Randy Moss, maybe you knew he was going to put up at least 100 every week. Calvin Johnson. Calvin Johnson. The Lions refused to pay. Julio Jones early in his career, I think. I guess Antonio Brown there for a little bit. You could assume that he was going to. AD had a weird record to where it was something like five catches

and over 50 yards for so many consecutive games that was unheard of. Yeah, so he was a guy that you would think, okay, he's going to put on a show. Larry Fitz. Yeah, but he's always played on such a stinky team. Here's Mike Thomas.

They made it to the Super Bowl. Mike Thomas' last games. 10 for 101, 8 for 114, 13 for 150, 11 for 115, 9 for 140, 10 for 101, 8 for 114, 13 for 150, 11 for 115, 9 for 140, 9 for 100, 11 for 182, 9 for 100. He sucked. He went 5 for 54 one game. Oh, no. They want him to win the MVP?

That's awesome. Good for them down there. Good for Drew Brees to have a weapon. Also, he had that rest when Teddy Bidwell was in there, get that arm loose. The fact that Gumby's out on him, I don't think changes anything about the way I feel about him. But I like the Saints over the Falcons, and you could give the Saints minus six and a half if you'd like. Duke lost to Stone Cold Stephen F. Austin, his 27-point favorites. Is Coach K done?

Oh. What was our take earlier? The fact that the one and dones, Coach K gave in to the one and dones because he was getting he was getting out recruited by people that knew that they were just one and dunning so he gave into it even though he was against it for a long time and it's kind of changed the way duke is now granted last year they made it to the elite eight the elite eight for a lot of schools of celebration but when you're a duke and coach k the elite eight is a failure especially when you got two guys are going to be top three draft picks so i think it's fair to ask the question did the one and dones when coach k finally gave in and said it said yes i yes, I'll do the one and done.

Did that ruin Coach K and how he coaches because he can't build these guys up to become the best basketball players possible and fit into the Duke philosophy? Yeah. He's not a good quick coach. He's a marathon coach. Oh, he's like a bonsai tree. Like a bonsai tree. You plant the seed and then nothing comes until five years later. Or is that bamboo?

Bonsai, I think that's a good reference. I mean, I don't know if it's like that, but it takes a long time to trim those trees. Yeah, I used to have one on my desk at work. They cut them, they trim them. A little waterfall with it? Yeah. That's nice. Oh, yeah.

I think it's bamboo, though. I think it's bamboo as well. whatever pandas you know pandas actually panda pandas actually can eat meat they just live in a place where there isn't meat available so they're forced to eat the fucking terrible bamboo yeah they're lazy they refuse to have sex that's insane i wouldn't i wouldn't have sex either if I was forced to eat fucking raw ass wood. Take it easy on pandas right now. They're in a tough spot in Australia. Did that mean koalas?

Oh, was it koalas? Koalas are the ones in trouble. It was koalas. You said pandas in Australia. I said koalas. Pandas are in China. Well, the koalas in Australia are having a tough time right now. What's going on?

There's fires everywhere. Oh, really? Koalas are very cute, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah's going on? There's fires everywhere. Oh, really? Yeah. Koala bear are very cute, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think they're not CDs now. What?

Mean. What? They're not friendly. I see Steve Irwin fucking. Steve Irwin held one. Yeah, you hold one. See what happens. I would hold one of them koala bears right now.

I wouldn't let you. They're dangerous. Steve Irwin taught me a lot of things. Crocodile, you always go from the tail. Look it up. And throw a towel over its eyes. You're good. Yeah, as long as it thinks it's asleep. Koala bears are dangerous. Steve Irwin taught me a lot of things. Crocodile, you always go from the tail. Look it up. And throw a towel over its eyes and you're good. Yeah, as long as it thinks it's asleep. Koala bears are dangerous.

They do have STDs. He's right. That is true. They do have STDs. What koala bear fucked a human and got it out of its head? Couldn't tell you. Are koala bears really terrible? Yeah.

Really? Yes. I thought they were nice. I don't know. I think you're thinking of sloths. Nope. They're slow. Lazy.

They are slow and lazy. But they have long claws. That's because they just lock them in and they just hang out. They're horrible at talking jokes. Sloths. Bad timing. What did the one guy say to the other guy at the diner on the moon? I like the food, but there's no atmosphere that's a good one

this is a pretty good one yeah thank you so good well it's called hack jokes dad dad hack joke street jokes street jokes there it is there we go now we're playing the game there's some good street jokes though there are some good ones there's comedians though that try to make their entire set about yeah yeah i would assume in the comedian world is not... Accepted. Yeah. You know what my favorite street joke is? Yep.

The guy goes in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in the room after five minutes, and he goes, listen, you're going to have to stop masturbating. And he goes, oh, my God, why? And he goes, because I'm trying to examine you. Misdirection. Ohio State's number one in the new college football playoff committee's rankings. Good for them. Surpass LSU due to LSU's defense,

which many could argue is the Ole Miss offense that put up 614 yards against LSU. Number one rushing team in the SEC, by the way, Ole Miss. Good for Rich Rod. Good for Rich Rodriguez, who is now an offense coordinator. I just got off the phone with him, actually. Good conversation. Good to hear from him again.

Did it feel good? It was nice to chat. It had to, right? Yeah, it's hilarious. I can't wait to see him on the sidelines before the game. He said, I just want to yell at you one more time. It was great. I'm happy he's having success, though.

I mean, he created this whole spread offense thing. Glenville State College, way back in the day, like 27 years ago, he started doing the spread offense. And he took it to Tulane and then to Clemson and to West Virginia. And then, obviously, in Michigan it was a little bit different, and Arizona, and then now he's in the SEC. I think he has a lot of pride in this offense working because he was always questioned on,

will the offense work in D1 college because he was at Glenville State. And then he went and did it there, and they were like, well, it won't work in the SEC. And now he's putting up 614 yards against LSU. And then they're like, well, would your offense work in the NFL? Now you see Lamar Jackson just dominating in the NFL, and he's like, hey, it's been pretty nice. Good for him.

That's a game I'll be calling while the Saints are blowing out the Falcons. I hate Steven Singer is being said all around the country. People are saying, I hate Steven Singer. There's this guy in Philadelphia that the world's been hearing about. If you've been to Philly, you may have seen the billboards or heard him on the radio i hate steven singer what does this even mean whether you're in philly or not steven singer is the most hated jeweler in america why because other jewelers can't stand him he doesn't just have the best diamonds anywhere but he has the

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Alright I think we're done With this show I think so Sounds good I think we're done We gave away some shit We talked some shit

We're all thankful Right everybody's thankful Yes Very thankful Very thankful We gave away A sale With 20% off everything at store.padmagnificent.com. Right now, going through the weekend, it'll end on Monday at some point, depending on how late everybody is into the buying stuff.

Real professional buttoned up operation. We hope you all have the best Thanksgiving of all time. Tell your families we said hello. If you're in Detroit, we apologize for what happened with Trubisky and Nagy and what they did to you guys. To the Foxy family, you know, maybe mix in some water. True. Why do you say that about the Fox family by the way oh you know just i hear things

oh foxy's family i guess just likes to get the fuck after i respect it yeah we have a good time it's a good family great family i'm very thankful for them too i didn't add them into the equation oh wow we're not even gonna run those all those things too much of the thank you give each other nobody wants to hear that. We really all did say this. Although I would like to let you guys know that I am very thankful for all of you.

Also to my lady and to the ladies of every guy in here. We thank you for your patience in our schedule. We're very, very lucky to do what we do and we're very, very thankful

you all choose to listen and watch wherever the fuck you may be. Have a great Thanksgiving. We're propelling right into Christmas movie season. Hey! Jingle all The Way.

Get your Jingle All The Way. You know, I would argue that that Jingle All The Way one might sell the least. Worse than Xenoclaws. I think Xenoclaws is going to do well. Xenoclaws is the one that I would buy.'s a hot ticket item yeah i took the picture of the fucking thing i'm a big fan of that shirt i think zito claws is gonna do well i think some things that are missed we never know what's gonna be but i think the jingle all the way one because we didn't really like if we would put your face on like schwarzenegger's body then i'm buying that

thing immediately you know but it's just standard schwarzenegger and the, then I'm buying that thing immediately. But it's just standard Schwarzenegger and the other guy, Sinbad. I don't know if we did it, but to be honest, I thought the movie wasn't that great. You loved the movie. A lot of people thought it was great, so maybe they'll support you and your book.

I don't know. I hate the doll! That's from the movie. Yeah. Is that the same quote you did the first time we had a whole house? I think so, yeah. Do you know any other quotes from the movie yeah is that the same quote you did the first time we had a whole house I think so yeah do you know any other

quotes from the movie will anybody watch the parade no the parade was a big part of that jingle all the way will anybody watch

a parade that they have in New York they're saying it might be so windy they can't have the fucking puppets yeah I mean I want to see one of

those fucking things blow away that'd be awesome. So you watch, like people, like... Typically, no, but usually like the Packers would play the Lions

a lot on Thanksgiving, so I'd watch that instead, but I don't really have any interest in watching My family watches hardcore, but my cousin is a Rockette and she's usually in the parade. Oh, I didn't know that.

Whoa. Congrats to your cousin. Congrats. The parade's before any of the games. Early, very early. It stinks. But there's people that line up games. Early. Very early. It stinks. But there's people that line up to get there.

It's a big deal. Why do people go to parades? They just go to parades because they've been told they're supposed to go to parades? I don't think I fully understand people that go to the parade. I'll watch it. I'll watch it, by the way, because I like to see the random fuck-ups and the terrible TV that happens and things like that. But the people that actually go and stand there i don't fully i assume it's

tradition and that's that's about it because it's on thanksgiving day so it's not like you can turn around and do any shopping in new york after that you know most places are probably closed so i don't think i'm friends with anybody that would do that the people that go to the parades are the same people that stand in times square for 12 hours to watch the ball drop yeah i don't think i'm friends with anybody that would do either of those things. So I don't think I've... I think it was big, like, when there was, like, two stations on TV,

and they're like, well, there's nothing else to do. Might as well go watch these... Yeah, this was back when Notre Dame used to dominate because they were the only football team on television. And then Rudy came, fucked it all up. Like, oh, look at Woody Woodpecker. That's one of the shows we watch. Oh, I popped Woody!

Yeah. It's a Seinfeld reference. Anyways, you guys should watch the parade. If you have nothing else going on, we won't. If you go to the parade, please tweet us and tell us why. I would argue nobody listening to the show is going to a parade. Probably not. No.

Safe assumption. Safe assumption. Unless you're a balloon maker. Yeah, but I think even you wouldn't go. Don't blow up your houses with fried turkeys. Please don't. Oh, Butterball has a line a turkey hotline by the way it's been like 20 30 years yeah you can call them ask them how to fuck cook

turkey really yeah nice yep they'll tell you they'll break it all down it's the turkey hotline all right what are all the hashtags again hashtag hashtag eat your socks off what color socks was connor wearing yesterday uh hashtag stoop kid ain't afraid to leave the stoop. And the question was. How many times have I moved in the past 15 years? It's an astounding number. Diggs, it's hashtag. Tony Leakey.

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First case I was ever assigned as a detective. What was that crime? And you can win the for the brand flag and hoodie combo. That's right. Ty, the hashtag is? My hashtag stunk the first time around, so I'm going to change it to hashtag team no sleep. I think that's a little easier. And just how long did I sleep last night?

You have to make sure that you only search for hashtag team no sleep then. Yeah, I will. Okay. I will. I don't even remember what the first one was, to be honest. How long did I sleep last night? You have to make sure that you only search for hashtag team no sleep, then. Yeah, I will. Okay. I will. I don't even remember what the first one was, to be honest. How long do I sleep? Yeah, that stinks. So I'm going to go with the other one.

Zito? Hashtag Thanksgiving Z. I like it. And the question was? Oh, what was my mascot in junior? Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Junior high. Junior high. Not junior high school. It has nothing to do with Thanksgiving or does it? It could. Matters where you're from. Hashtag Thanksgiving.

I think I know the answer. I don't think that's accurate. Hashtag free throw, free shoes. How many free throws in a row have I made In the office For a free pair of shoes Under $100 I don't know You can give them Any kind of shoe

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It is. Have you actually met him? I did. I got a chance to chat with him. So you do know you don't hate him? I do know that I don't hate him. Okay. Yeah, I got a chance to talk to him.

He's like very philanthropic and all that shit. And he's got an incredibly convenient way of buying jewelry just by going to IHatesStevenSinger.com and he ships it to you. But sometimes I can start saying I hate people and I get going a little bit. And people think I actually hate them. Like this guy, do I think it's convenient what he did? Yes. Do I like the way his company operates?

Yes. Do I hate him? No. I just think he's a little bit of a fucking asshole. Fair point. And if I had a jeweler friend, I bet my jeweler friend would say, that guy fucking stinks. Because the jewelry world has been running a racket for far too long.

Oh, yeah. They've been upcharging on these goddamn things, and they're all in on it together. And then this guy comes in and says, I'm going to break the code. I'm going to start selling it for cheaper. None of that bullshit. So I appreciate what Steven Singer did. I just wish he would have shown up a little bit earlier. With that being said, now I hope you enjoy the greatest thanksgiving in the history of thanksgiving egg bowl tonight espn store.patmifeshow.com 20 off whole store till

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