The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 1584 - Feel Good Friday with Monshun Sales, Curt Cignetti, Mark Schlabach, Michael Grella, Ian Rapoport
Episode Date: July 17, 2026On today's show, Pat, AJ Hawk, and the boys are in the ThunderDome for a Feel Good Friday recapping everything that's happened this week & looking ahead to an awesome weekend of World Cup action, and ...The Open out at Royal Birkdale. At the top of the show, we are joined by the #1 WR in the country, 5 star recruit, Monshun Sales, who announced his decision to commit to the Indiana Hoosiers. Soon after Monshun Sales we are joined by Indiana Head Coach Curt Cignetti, who talks to us about IU potentially getting robbed of the ESPY for Best Team, what he looks for in players, what he loves about Bloomington, his thoughts on his new Quarterback Josh Hoover, doing the voice over for the College Football video game, and more. In the second hour, we are joined by ESPN writer extraordinaire Mark Schlabach, who updates us on The Open Championship, which saw Sam Burns and Lucas Herbert both shoot 62s today. After Schlabach, we are joined by Michael Grella for his thoughts on where it all went wrong for England and the USMNT, his thoughts on the Spain Argentina final, and more. We wrap things up with ESPN Insider Ian Rapoport, covering all the NFL news of the week. Make sure to subscribe to youtube.com/thepatmcafeeshow or watch on ESPN (12-2 EDT), ESPN's YouTube (12-3 EDT), or ESPN+. We appreciate the hell out of all you. We'll be back live at the ThunderDome on Monday. Cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello beautiful people and welcome to our humble abode, the Draft King's Thunderdome.
On this feel-good Friday, July 17, 2026, this program begins now.
Sports are the absolute greatest and we're so incredibly lucky that we get a chance to chat about them every single day.
This morning has been crazy here at the Thunderdome and that's because magic is happening everywhere.
Not only do we have a major taking place overseas where whoa, whoa, whoa, don't look now,
low scores coming in.
Is that because the weather is the way it is?
Because the wind's not as bad as it is.
Is it because the boys are used to the heat?
Is it because the course is running for them?
Is it because they've mastered golf potentially?
But we've had some low, low scores this morning.
Will that continue to continue throughout the weekend?
We shall see.
We also have a lot of magic happening around football.
Don't look now.
First teams, first players have reported for training camp.
Yeah.
Now we go.
Seahawks rookies in the best.
building. Good luck to them, obviously, enjoying their offseason now into a full football season.
Remember, the rookies in NFL have to go through their college season, okay, whatever,
whether junior, seniors, whatever the hell it is, whenever they come out, whole entire, oh, sorry,
let's go back, training camp into their last college football season, into their college football season,
into college football postseason, directly into a combine prep, right into the combine,
then into their pro day, then you get drafted, then you got rookie mini-camp, then you have OTAs,
then you have three days off, and then you have boom, rookies report in a mini camp, or training
camp, and then, oh yeah, longest football season you've ever had in your entire life on the other
side. The Seahawks rookies are going to experience it longer than anybody.
Congratulations. Congratulations. Good luck for us.
They took up, they talk about that rookie wall about week eight, week nine, into about week 13,
week 14, where there's literally
you're in this kind of
what's that called, not heaven, not hell?
The beginning of your
work, which was the beginning of your
last college football season, is
so far behind you. You have no idea.
And then the light at the end of the tunnel
for the end of the season? Nowhere
near. You might have to travel
three different countries until that thing's there. So
from like week nine to about
week 14-ish, week 15-ish,
those rookies are just surviving.
I mean, it is just like, how do I find
motivation. How's my body hold up? How do I not continue to just get pummeled? And oh yeah,
the most important football is happening right now. So what rookies have to do in the NFL is rude.
What rookies have to do in the NFL is difficult. But there's only so many spots, kid,
go ahead. We all had to do it. Good luck. The Indiana Hoosier team that we got a chance to sit
behind at the Espeys, those kids, 16 and 0 longest college football season of all time. Oh,
congratulations, you make it in the NFL. Longest NFL season happening of all time with the most
amount of travel. And if you're on a team that's good, that Super Bowl is in for another
two years, buddy. So good luck out there, you young bucks, you can handle it.
Excited that we're already at training camp. Can't wait to cover the rookies in Seattle as
if they are. Patrick Bahamas and Travis Kelsey at training camp next week.
That's right. The talks at tables here at Boss Conner at Ty Schmidt. How many days,
con man? Fifty-four days. And we'll be, uh, what, 53 days, 23 hours in about 59 minutes at
821 tonight. Very, very excited for it all. And you know what?
It's probably hard to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
For those guys, for us, we can now see the light at the end of the title.
You know, we're saying sports in the intro.
We're very close to saying football once again.
Hall of Fame game, I believe, is 20 days away less than three weeks.
That is unbelievable just to think about seeing people playing.
We also have to remember, hey, after Hall of Fame game, although it is awesome,
seeing kickoff, seeing kick returns, that football does not kind of reflect the football that we're about to see.
very, very soon.
You're talking about to football this weekend.
Obviously, the World Cup has been holding up its end of the bargain for all of us,
and we appreciate soccer for that.
Yeah, absolutely.
It was a bummer whenever those games stopped being every single night.
I'm being serious.
Whenever we're just sitting through a night with nothing,
it's like, man, you know what?
I kind of wish some of these foreign little bastards were run around on a football player right now playing soccer.
Okay, that is what I was thinking.
This weekend, Saturday, third place game for France and England.
Good luck, glad.
Can't wait.
And then World Cup Championship on Sunday, obviously.
over there in New York, New Jersey, MetLife Stadium,
in the shadows of New York City, Spain versus Argentina.
Spain obviously favorite number one team in the country,
or in the world, if you do recall, Spain, Argentina, France, and England
are the top four teams in the world, world rankings going into the World Cup.
They obviously become the final four.
Is there enough parody?
Huh.
That's a great question.
It doesn't seem like it.
Maybe soccer needs to look into its parody issue.
Maybe we need a little drafting thing to be changed.
Maybe we do need the guys that are playing in the countries.
which they play in and place they call residency, play for those teams.
Yes.
For instance, that guy on the right side of the picture right there, he should be playing for
American.
That's right.
I hope he has a good time here with Argentina.
I hope he goes back to back.
Me too.
Because I don't really like watching the Spain team play soccer.
I know they're very talented.
Congrats to you guys for being a world power and being their number one team in a world.
I'm pulling for Messi.
But also, I hope he goes back to back with Argentina.
That would be sweet because he might become the first guy ever win three World Cups in
row with two different countries.
Yeah, exactly.
Money likes for America.
Four years from now, that's what we're hoping for.
This weekend, huge for football.
But also, I mean, we don't need to call Jim Cantor.
Our eyes on the internet tie, I've been seeing something that might be a bit alarming.
It might make us go, is the under the play here for this World Cup final time?
Well, yeah, is the under the play?
Is the game going to even be played on Sunday, is the question?
Because listen, we've had this type of thing happen before with the Wild
fires up in Canada and then we get the notifications on our phone like, hey, air quality's not
good in Indy and it's kind of like, okay, yeah, whatever. Sounds good. We were just in New York and I think
it was what, Monday, like blue skies looked unbelievable. Tuesday when we were going to the
SPs, it was like, what the hell's going on? Starting to get a little Gotham city. Yeah, it was like
smoggy almost. And now we're seeing videos come out from Pittsburgh and Philadelphia and other places
on the East Coast. And like they're basically saying, like I think, I think it was, their
advising people to stay inside. They said, hey, if you are walking around the city today,
the air quality is the equivalent of smoking like 10 cigarettes. So don't do that. We've already
had a bunch of baseball games either. They're stacking them to play double-headers to get them done
earlier. There's a chance that like the Dodgers are in New York to play the Yankees. So we'll
see. I mean, that game's supposed to be on Sunday in New York. I hope the air quality is good
enough for them to play. New York, New Jersey. Well, yeah, exactly. That games in New York,
New Jersey, obviously, which is very fascinating the way they title it just from the beginning and
also now with the World Cup.
Long's in air, not a big deal for soccer?
I would assume that it is a huge deal.
That really does, because America has had such a good run here with the World Cup.
Yeah.
Not that Canada and Mexico have not.
Let's say we have absolutely crushed it.
But now the combination of the Canadian fires with the air quality,
which we've experienced over the last couple of years,
Canada, by the way, this, if this is what we're getting,
I don't even know what it is out there.
They're obviously scary, scary, scary, scary stuff.
Plus with the flooding that happened, I mean, scary stuff whenever the Earth just has this shit.
I don't know how it's possible for these things to take place.
But I do appreciate the fact that our planet just continues to pump through and just kind of filter it out.
And inevitably, we'll be back to being clear skies.
But this is a long time.
It was like weeks and weeks and weeks of us having shitty air.
This is just hitting now.
Sunday having a World Cup final.
I don't want this to dilute the America World Cup experience.
I agree.
I can happen.
But there's a chance.
two best teams in the world can't breathe for shit
in a game in which you need to
yeah you be stuck in air
the whole time which team smokes more sigs
on the regular yeah who's built for this
who was born in the dark you know like if
Maradonna was playing right now
he'd be like that guy yeah be better is going to be skipping
through this entire smog but that is something
that's going to be really talked about and obviously
we here in America are going to be dealing with
this because of the Canadian fires
couldn't even imagine what it's like up in Canada
T's peace to everybody but definitely something we should
think about with soccer now let's talk about the major
that's taking place throughout this weekend as well.
Huge over in Royal Burkdale.
Let's go one half of the hammer.
Cowboys AP Tone.
Huge morning over there in England, pal.
Yeah, it was.
You opened the show with the low scoring.
There are now six men all time
who have shot a 62 in a major championship round.
Two of those men being today.
On the left, you have Lucas Herbert there
who came out and shot a 62.
He shot a 28 on the front nine, Pat,
which is absolutely insane.
I believe he birdied eight of his four.
first 11 holes. He is your current leader right now for the golf tournament at minus 8.
And then Sam Burns, the other man on that graphic. He also shot a 62 today. He chipped in
out of the sand to shoot that 62 on 18. They had unbelievable rounds, historic rounds today.
And then also at the top of the leaderboard, Cam Young has shot back-to-back 67s. He's minus 6.
That's what we got going on right now. Royal Beck, damn. Shooting a 62 in a major round has
happened seven times, two times by
Zander Schoffley in
2024 and 2023.
Sam Burns, Lucas, Shane Lowry
has done it in 2024.
2023, Ricky Fowler did it.
2017,
the great Brandon Grace.
Yes. Oh, yeah.
South African.
Shout out. I mean, you should have
62 in a major.
Let's imagine the conversations you're having
with yourself. Well, you're playing some golf.
No, but yeah, but then whenever you're Brandon
Grace, I never heard from again, it's like, I can.
Yeah.
I definitely heard it.
I definitely can, but why, you know.
So hopefully these guys will continue to do this.
Obviously, a historic morning.
A lot of people talking about he could have broke the record of all time.
Missed a putt.
I hate that that's the conversation.
Guy just put together one of the most historic rounds of all time.
And all anybody's talking about is, well, if he could just put a ball maybe on the 18th.
Oh, boy.
Get off, get it off.
Let's not talk about that.
You got to make that pot.
Yeah.
Let's get it off.
He got to make that.
He shot a 62.
happened seven times. Everybody, I opened the internet, obviously, after this happened.
All anybody saying is, what a loser, this guy.
This is a three-foot putt to have the all-time record in a major. It's like,
okay, there was 61 other shots here. You know, 28 of them were in the front.
I mean, it is. Now he's in the lead and he has to sleep on that.
Tomorrow's going to be tough.
Foxy doesn't have him in his little thingy.
I don't know what he does. Okay, shout out to golf pulling through for us.
Shout to soccer pulling through for us.
Shout to NFL having teams.
And let's talk college football now.
Obviously, we are only, I think, six Saturdays or seven Saturdays away from college game day.
Yes.
Everybody tighten up.
We're tight, kid.
Ready.
Hey, fight camps, six, seven weeks.
I think that's what we got.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So maybe we do start trimming a little bit of the extra energy that maybe is sitting around some of us in here.
Okay?
Maybe let's try to fit in our chair still after getting married in a courthouse,
coming back off of break.
We got a long football season coming up.
Foxy, that's in your department.
Yeah, Foxy, your department,
multiple people in there have seemingly
decided that their bodies can handle everything,
and they're going to put that to the test.
I will have them in the Hawk House at 8 a.m. every morning with me,
if that's what you want me to do.
But I would like this all to remember,
football season's close.
We need to, we need to understand during football season,
we're all going to become fat sos.
Without a doubt.
It's part of it.
Not this year.
Well, no, I don't care.
you do when it happens. I'm just saying we can't be doing mid-season Fatso before season even starts
because then mid-season becomes Goliath heart problems. Yeah, you're right. So I'm just talking to us
strictly and at home, you might be in the same page. We got about six, seven weeks here to really get
into fighting shape so we can handle a football season of beating the hell out of ourselves.
Because that's what we're going to do while we watch these incredible athletes and these magical
teams try to become the next great story. Last year, Indiana Hoosiers won the national champion.
They in any other year could potentially win the SB for the best team of all time because just a few years back
They're a worst team in the history of ball now they're national champions when you talk about the college football landscape Ohio State
They didn't win it all last year by saying they're soft
Christobal obviously he's gonna have to reload after a magical run
How about Oregon what are they doing? Well Dante Moore comes back
But are they ever going to be able to really go on a true run who's the kings of the big 12 now after everything that just happened down there in Texas Tech? Is that going to move up to the Mormon land and then
how about the power of six, five, or whatever?
Are they still getting automatic two bids to get into the tournament?
College football has so much magic that's about to take place six weeks from now.
Let's make sure we're in the proper mindset.
Ladies and gentlemen, what we get to do every once in a while on this particular program
is be a part of history.
This year, we get a chance to be a part of something that is not only good for sport,
good for world, good for country, but also good for for.
for our neighborhood.
Yeah.
Every once in a while,
there's some elite superstars
that have a little bit of motion.
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time for another
big time commitment.
Mm-hmm,
hum,
hum,
um,
mm-hmm,
hmm.
So,
a big day for some big names,
locking in the play
and some big games.
It's a big day
for some big games.
Lacking in a play is a big game
Where you going next?
Recruiting is like chess
Got a 4D if you want to be the best
Announce it on the show
Where you're gonna go
Everybody waiting they all want to know
Because it's a big day
Locking in a play in some big games
To be a big day
There's a big names
Locking in a play in some big games
Ladies and gentlemen
The man
Who's about to make his decision
I would like to say has the most motion out of any person
that has ever come on our show to announce where they are headed.
Over the last couple weeks, I've been around pound,
whether I'm stopping at CVS to try to get some milk.
Sure.
Maybe go down to the grocery store to pick something up for my daughter or baby boy.
And the only thing that anybody has been asking me about,
not hey, congratulations, all you're everything, how you doing?
Not hey, Pat, I hate you, which is good, did not hear that.
Sure.
All anybody wants to know is what the Lawrence North,
Wildcat, number one wide receiver in the country. From our neighborhood right here, the hell is he going to do? Where is he going to go? Is he going to make some dreams come true or is he headed out of state to go on and continue his future Hall of Fame career? Ladies and gentlemen, joining us now to make his commitment is a six foot five stud. Lawrence North Wildcat. Ladies and gentlemen,
Monshawn, Showtime, Sam!
Yeah, this is that long walk, this that long walk,
this is that long walk.
Whole family, whole team, whole neighborhood,
how are you everybody?
We appreciate you guys coming through here.
We are very lucky and thankful.
Of course. He's huge.
Hi everybody.
Hi.
You guys doing.
Thank you for here.
for here.
All Black Air Forces.
It's time.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You're doing.
How you doing?
How you doing?
Here, if you want to sit in my seat,
or stand, whatever the hell you're going.
Drew Brees.
Okay, okay.
You stand.
Hey, how you doing, Randy?
Great to see you, Randy.
You're doing a great job, Randy.
You're doing a great job, man.
Okay, thank you all for coming.
By the way, we appreciate you guys.
Hell yeah.
This is the Thunderdome, by the way.
I don't know if you guys are driven by it.
This is what the inside looks like.
Munchon.
Thank you so much for letting us be part of this.
Can you tell us who's around you here
so we can make sure we represent the entire crew
that has gotten us to this beautiful day here?
First off, I want to start off by saying
thank you for having us, you know, me and my family.
It's great, great to be here.
You think I would have locked your ass up, though, when you came in here?
This is my mom, Shanika.
It's my god mom, Shanez.
It's my sister, Tierra.
My pop, it's Ray.
My little sister, Angel, Agent,
DeWine, Agent.
Randy.
Randy's getting on the shins this morning.
Randy's been getting on the shins this morning.
Randy, we love you, brother.
I've known your other agent.
I don't want to get the DeWan, sorry, that's on me.
I've known him a long time.
You know, he's legend around here as well.
Worked for the Patriots for like 19 years,
went to Las Vegas.
Now you're doing, yeah, now he's back in town
representing trying to take care of the next future.
We appreciate the hell out of you, man.
And thank you for your service, the ball, actually.
Yeah, yeah, I really do appreciate that.
Now, on that note, we can't wait to see what you.
you end up going on to do. We've been hearing about you forever, man. You've taken the state
by storm, obviously, and obviously the entire college football recruiting world by storm.
Let's talk about how we got to this day. When did you start getting recruited, and how has this
entire process been for you, and obviously your team around you?
I really started getting recruited my freshman year, like, for the winter. I got off from Louisville
and ever since then it just kind of picked up. I know I kind of always had the size. I just
have to work on, you know, my craft and, you know, my team around me, my coach, my head coach,
Coach Mal, Coach Ray, Coach Wilson, you know, they, they with me every day, they'll be on me hard,
they don't let me take no days off. And it's been great, really. I kind of never thought it was
going to be like this, but it's a blessing. Yeah, there's no way you can ever expect to be this.
And I want to let you know, I never expect the high school kid to be the topic of conversation
when I'm going to CVS, too. It's not supposed to be like that, which means you're an
abnormal person, man, which is a good thing.
All the grades are abnormal. How's the work ethic?
How's the love of ball? We appreciate the hell
out of football. We enjoy it. What's your favorite thing about the sport and about
your craft?
Ball. I mean, ball is really life.
I mean, I wake up to read football.
Every day. Sleep.
Every day. Everything is football, really.
My craft was really the most important thing about my craft
is the little details.
Not even just what I do.
Just like, you know, everybody really looking at me.
I know everybody watching and see what I'm going to do.
Just picking up on my effort, you know, every little thing.
Well, it's a big day for a big name.
Locking in the play in a big game.
Family, you guys look amazing.
How's the process been?
The all-black Air Force is on this day.
I mean, that is a message, you know.
Straight like that.
I assume this process has been crazy for you all, though.
Yeah.
A whirlwind, I would assume.
Could you just kind of describe it as we hit this point in the road that's very pivotal?
But also the end, I assume, have a lot of chaos for you guys.
But it's a good thing, not a bad thing.
Yeah, I mean, it's just a stressful moment for everybody, man.
Everybody put a lot of stuff into this and to him and the process, man.
I mean, that's just pretty much it, man.
Well, we appreciate it.
Yeah.
Genuinely, and our state loves you, man.
As you know, everybody is proud as hell that you are in the state of Indiana.
Now, we do know that IU is one of the final five.
obviously that is a crazy thing to think
that Indiana University is one of the final five
for the number one rider receiver in the world.
We're all kind of living in this world now.
Texas, Sark, Arch.
They're building, obviously.
Roll tide.
Kalan DeBoard and the board in the road.
Ohio State.
Water receiver, you?
Just three hours away.
Yeah, but, coach.
Yeah, he's not there.
Yeah, okay.
I don't want to sway anything, okay?
I don't want to sway anything right now.
LSU rounding out the five.
Obviously, Lane Kiffin,
down there what he's building is special five schools well four schools that would always be in
this conversation yeah an added school obviously in indiana that's going to be in this conversation
forever uh if you just want to kind of let the world know where you're headed next i think there's
a lot of fan bases that are eagerly awaiting the fact if they can get muncheon show time sales
into their building and uh congrats all of you before you do this and good luck brother if you
want to let the world know where you're headed uh first i want to thank god um
This whole process, it's been kind of hard, but every night I just talk to God about it,
and he just helped me come up with this, you know.
I talk to him every day.
He's been the biggest, you know, part of my life.
He's helped me come this way.
He's going to help me in the future, too, with whatever I decided to go.
Hell, yeah.
I would like to thank my head coach, Coach Mal.
Thank you, Coach Mal.
Go get that shit.
Go get you one of these.
I would like to think Coach Ray, Coach Wilson.
All three of those guys, they basically, they.
They be on me every day.
They own me more than anybody.
They're the best role models for the figures I can ever ask for.
I like to think my teammates too back on.
My brother Carter, Noah, Justin, Des.
Boys?
Boys?
Boyce.
J.T.
The whole township, really, y'all kind of put a lot into us.
Y'all feed us every day.
Y'all take care of us every day.
Y'all just be on us every day.
Y'all make sure we got our education and everything.
I want to say thank you to the whole Lawrence Township.
and everybody that's been a part of the journey.
With that being said, for the next three to four years,
I'll be taking my talents too.
I like that.
Indian University.
I just got chills, man.
I just got actual chills.
I just got actual chills thinking about that, man.
Just as I moved here in 2009.
Yes, sir.
Okay, in this state, obviously the Colts,
Peyton Manning comes in here and makes full.
football thing. You know, you know, basketball racing. I assume people have been around a lot longer.
Football wasn't really a thing. What Signetti and the boys have been able to do down there has
ignited, I think, a fan base of basketball fans, of Hoosier fans all around. I think the largest
active alumni in the United States of America and everything like that, the fact that the Indiana,
I'm serious, I can show us, who knows where he's going, you know, whenever he comes up here.
The fact that you're staying in Indiana, the amount of pride that this day is going to have while following you,
and the amount of everything forever is incredible.
Can you tell me why you picked Indiana
other than the fact that you just wanted the state,
the township, the coach?
Who's in a red hoodie there?
One of your teammates who has the offensive linemen right there?
The best cameraman in the city.
Yeah, that's right.
But can you tell me why Indiana?
And thank you for doing that for our state, bro.
Sure.
You know, Indiana was like my second offer,
and since then they've just been pouring into me.
I go up there a lot,
and I talk about.
Coach Sandy, Coach Eddie, and Coach Sig, they're my guys.
I'm probably the best relationships I have with coaches.
It just feel like home since day one, and I'm just ready to work.
We love to hear that.
You know, Coach Sig and them, obviously, any team that's good,
all the teams you put up there, they work their asses off,
but they're also very much attention to detail.
I think if Coach Signetti is interested in you,
not that you're the number one one receiver,
you're obviously interested in everybody,
but Coach Sig likes a specific type of player.
He likes somebody that's a badass that works their ass off, loves ball, but also is elite at what he's been able to do.
I think it's a huge nod of, like, respect if Coach Sig loves you.
Tell me about your conversations with him, and then obviously Shanahan, as you're talking about, Coach Shanney, that offense and what you like most about it.
Coach Sig is a straight-up guy.
He's going to keep it real with you.
He's not going to sit there and tell you what you want to hear.
And, you know, coming from Coach Mal, you know, that's just what he built until me in high school.
So it just kind of clicked instantly.
You know, I don't want no guy that's going to sit there and tell me what I want to hear and just give me bullshit.
I want to work for everything.
I just want it.
How do you feel about this?
You feel good?
Brothers going to be about hour south, hour 15 south.
You're going to have to go down there and have a good time.
Sound good?
You yawning in the middle of that was awesome.
Not nervous at all.
Not nervous at all.
What is it?
What are you going on with this thing?
Well, we're so incredibly thankful to you, your team, your family are staying in the state.
We can't wait to watch you.
you, thank you for letting us be a part of it.
I think some of the boys might have some questions for you.
Go ahead, Conman.
Yeah, aside from football, I mean, I was talking to earlier and I read about it, the track.
Like, was there ever a thought like, hey, I should just go represent America and run track at the Olympics?
Or was that kind of like, hey, he's going to feed into my football?
To be honest, I mean, if you go to Lawrence North, you've got to run a track to play football.
So it wasn't no if-if-answered bust about that.
But, nah, I'm not running a track.
It's different.
Speaking of Lawrence North, Olympic bronze medalist, four by four, Ashley Spencer, went to school there.
Mike Conley Jr. went to school there. Greg Oden went to school there.
And in about, I don't know, what, two years they're going to say, ladies of gentlemen from Lawrence North, Wildcat, Indiana Hoosier legend, potentially national champ.
Let's go get another one. The state had a good time.
That was a great time.
Fun following that.
Yeah, you're going to have to work your ass off for that. We're going to have a good time.
And so we're going to need that.
congratulations and we're so incredibly pumped to watch your journey and thanks for letting us be a part of it man
you've done this state very proud already everybody in this state hold you in high regards especially in this
new world that we're in because of the amount of spotlight the amount of tension the amount of pressure
money you name it everybody would expect you to potentially not act the way you've acted you've been a
gentleman you work your ass off and everybody loves you this state loves you man so good luck down there
in indiana and thank you for letting us be a part of it and let's uh let's have some good days down
Got it?
You're the man.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Hey, congrats, man.
Good, dad.
It's so happy for you.
Team, ladies and gentlemen,
Future, Indiana,
who, who, who, who,
shows.
Monshon, showtime, Sam.
Yeah.
I'm so sure.
I know.
You know, he told me earlier, it's time to go get a state championship, too.
He's ready for that too.
It's on the way.
It's on the way.
Like that.
Throw it out.
Coach knows.
Yeah.
That's a QB, coach.
Chuck that thing.
It's good picture.
Hold on.
Great to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you.
Congratulations.
Congrats.
Congratulations.
Oh, nice, man.
Oh, I like that.
Congrats.
Thank you.
Hey, go past.
Hey, go past.
She got me.
Yeah.
You got slid?
Yeah, I got too slow.
Yeah, I got too slow.
She got me.
Got my ass big time.
I got a clean high five.
I know.
She was going to say, am I going to get this guy?
Oh, okay, okay.
See you, team.
Thank you, guys.
That's unbelievable.
I mean, that's a squad, huh?
Yeah.
I mean, that's a whole town.
Yeah.
Whole time.
That's number one recruit.
Thank the whole town.
All right.
Congratulations, team.
Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys. See you later. Hell yeah, coach.
I like that. Yeah. Go get you. Coach, go get you on these coach. Coach, just go win one of ease.
Let's go get you one of these. Go win one of ease this year. Let's go get one of ease. State title.
That's right. I like that. I like that. I believe you by the way.
You can't leave. Throw football. Yeah, and also he.
Smacks. He fills the gap. Lay the wood of it. That's the first thing I talked to about.
Yeah, he plays safety too. So, I mean, let's not. He's,
6-5, what's the
190? He might be playing D-N
by the time he's a junior.
I mean, he loves ball. He'll stick his nose
literally in there at 6-5-190
is the number one wide receiver in the country.
Very rare, are you going to be able to see him
play on the defensive side?
Very rare would anybody let him?
Yeah, we don't need you to do that.
He loves ball, his team loves ball, and I'll say this,
this city, this is literally right,
it's like right there.
This city... Like four miles away.
The city loves this guy.
And he's done it all right.
if he wouldn't have went to IU, there would have been some real heartbreak.
Definitely.
There had been some real, real heartbreak out there from a lot of folks.
You talked about CVS.
I got so many texts when the, because obviously, you know, at worst, we're so close to IU.
My wife went to IU.
Like, I got so many texts when they found out he was coming on the show.
Like, they're very excited.
Yeah, very excited.
And a lot of the people seemingly knew that he was going to come on this show and do this before I did.
Yeah, yeah, me too.
I mean, it was like three, two, three weeks ago, before.
where we even go on break.
Hey,
Heard Munchin's going on your show to commit.
I'm like, really?
Is that real?
Is that happening?
They're like, yeah, he's going to Indiana, right?
And I'm like, I didn't even know he's coming on my show or whatever.
I know like, yeah, yeah, it's happening.
So I would like to say, just as a person that lives in this state, that's cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Texas, Alabama, Ohio State, LSU, IU.
And for some reason, it makes sense at this stage.
The hell does.
But if you were to go in a time thing and go back six years, five years, four years.
Three, yeah, yeah.
Whatever it is, that would be the most insane thought.
Ladies and gentlemen, joining us now, just as we continue to talk about college football,
not about what just happened.
Just college football as a whole national champion, head coach for the Indiana University,
Hoosier football team, Paizano, Yenzer, Icon.
Kurt Signate.
What's happening?
Coach, obviously nothing specific just happened, but how do you feel about the culture and the team in which you're building?
Obviously, national championship is something that the entire world sees, but there's a lot of work that goes behind that, and there's a lot of traits that you look for in players that end up coming to your particular program down there in beautiful Bloomington.
What type of guys do you think you always look for, and what do you think you have going on in the future?
your coach? Yeah, you know that Natty 16 and no hadn't happened in 136 years. Now how that team
doesn't win a certain award as the team of the year, you know, but some networks are consistent
in getting it wrong. No, it's not that network. Now it was fan pull. I wouldn't let you know,
coach. I won't let you know. We were talking to Team USA's Kachuk and Charlie McAvoy. Team USA hockey,
both women and men obviously did some magical stuff as well, first time, long time and change the world.
I found out day of Espe's that that was online fan polling.
And I'll tell you, if New York's involved, I don't know if anybody's going to beat them.
Maybe if you were there, Coach.
But on that note, Coach, we were talking to your team.
You're not beating them, and there's a lot of deserving teams.
And that, you know, that obviously came from there.
We mentioned this, though.
Your team, though.
Yeah.
What has happened and transformed in 16 and 0, not let alone 136 years in all college ball,
but for it to be Indiana is absurd.
But it's because you and your team and your team and your school.
staff, which I know you have a lot of want to deflect for, but you guys bring in the right
people. It seems like you very rarely get it wrong. Why do you think that is? And who are the type
and what are the type of people that you're looking for to be Hoosiers under you? You know,
coaches and players, but players specific guys that love ball, love the process, want to be coached,
have high standards, you know, they're tough. You know, they can handle the grind and they want to be
great and do the things to be great. And, you know, the difference between good and great is just
a special discipline, focus, relentlessness, and keeping your eye on the bull's eye. And, you know,
smart guys also, not only talented guys, but smart guys. Because, you know, you got a lot of good
players that are smart guys, they can do a lot of good things between the white lines.
And your defense and offense last year was special to watch. We were very lucky to be a part of
that entire run. And obviously, you know, obviously, you know, you know, and obviously, you know,
Obviously, we had seen it a little bit earlier than everybody else because we live an hour north of you.
So we had been seeing it on local news, what you were building, and we're seeing the highlights,
and we're seeing the work ethic, and we're seeing the buy-in before everybody else.
I would like to say thank you because you guys made me look very smart.
Okay, now I have eyes, and I saw what you guys were early, and I was a believer, not only in the team, but a believer in you.
Okay, I was a believer in you at JMU.
If I would have known you're at IUP, I would have been betting on their ass, too, whenever you were coaching them.
but you have turned Indiana into just a common household college football brand.
We looked at there was a number one wide receiver that was going to commit.
And who his teams were were all the obvious.
Texas, Ohio State, LSU, Alabama, and then Indiana University is on there.
And as somebody who got drafted here in 2009,
is called this place home for the last 17, 18 years,
whatever the math is.
I don't know how to figure that out because do I count that first year?
Do you not count that first year?
I've been here for almost two decades.
That seems like a pipe dream.
Can you tell me about the state of IU right now as a football program?
First, maybe the first day you walked in, and how much more can we grow?
What are the future look like for you?
Well, we've taken it to the top of the mountain, so we've proven that we can get there.
You've got to start over completely.
I think we have a lot of work to do in fall camp, playing a 16-game season.
And, you know, we had a lot of guys out in spring ball, so we're anxious to get guys working together for the first time, newcomers, portal guys, returners.
And, you know, I think every team you find out a lot about every day in fall camp and every game.
So I think we got a lot of nice pieces, and that's why you play the games.
And but that's every single year, regardless of what your record is.
And we've got good people.
coaches have been together a long time.
I like the guys we got in a locker room.
And, you know, we've been successful every year in the past.
And I don't see any reason why we can't be successful every year in the future.
Well, I googled it and, you know, all right, I'm not forever.
We'll put that one to bed in the past.
You coming in there, though, and being so transparent with all of us after it all happens,
and it end up working.
I mean, this is Babe Ruth calling his shot.
This is the founding fathers on July 4th, 1776, saying we're going to end up getting you.
Calling your shot is fun if it hits.
But if it's kidding.
But if it's done, if it doesn't work out, you're basically cast aside as the biggest dofess of all time.
I've appreciated the fact that you've come out and you said, when I walk through that place,
everything I was saying, it wasn't just like, for me, it was like, we need a mindset change around.
What are we, we're not just participating.
We were trying to win this thing.
The buy-in from the school, president, AD, everybody has been magnificent.
You signing a deal there to stay there when you could have went any NFL, college, shit.
If you wanted to coach Ozzie Rules football down there in Australia, they would hire you.
They Ted Lassow your ass over in the Premier League.
England now.
Yeah, maybe even.
Why did you decide to go ahead and say, this is my home?
and you did a deal, I think, that activates something if somebody else signs a deal.
Tell me why you think this is the place you can call home forever,
as opposed to what some coaches would do, which is like, okay, now we head somewhere else.
I don't know. Maybe I'm a little old school. The grass isn't always greener on the other side.
I really appreciate and respect the people that I report to and like them.
I like the people in Bloomington. I think we have everything you need to be successful.
My wife loves it here.
which is important.
Absolutely.
This is sort of my creation at the end of the day.
Even though it's not all about me at all, I get too much credit.
And if we stumble, I'll get too much blame, but I'll take the blame.
But, you know, why go somewhere else?
And we're happy as hell of it.
And we still need to get diner and get the potting green?
Yeah, tennis court.
Absolutely.
And the swimming pool now.
I mean, the wife was working on a pool all summer long.
You got to see it.
And that's the other reason.
How could I leave the state of Indiana with a great fan and asset like you guys up there in Indy, huh?
You tell me, actually, yeah, because there's a lot of people that kind of just cast us.
I usually ask Marcello's publicist.
Yeah, the host of that.
Never mind.
Let's move along.
We shall.
You're number one.
No, actually.
You are.
You're number one, coach.
Yeah, you are.
That's over.
No, I think it, you're still.
Yeah, you still got a couple of months here.
Yeah, you're still the guy.
I think until the next national championship, actually.
Don't let the boys think that, though.
You can kind of walk around.
We were telling your team, and we've been DMing all your players that,
boys, everything that was accomplished last year, don't even worry about this year.
Take it easy.
Go ahead and move along, you know.
I know you're on them.
I can't wait to watch your team this year.
Tone has a question for you, coach.
Yeah, coach, third straight year at IU, you're going to have a transfer starting quarterback.
Obviously, what you did with Fernando and what Fernando did going from Cal to IU to win the
Heism was unbelievable.
Now you bring in Josh Hoover from TCU
has almost 10,000 career passing yards
over 1,100 snaps.
How important was it to bring in someone
again with experience and experience
running a similar offense
for you in this team? And why do you think
you have so much success with transfer quarterbacks?
Well, that's been our recipe
really since 2019.
Every guy's been kind of a one-year guy
transfer. They've all been
a player a year in the league.
So since 19,
with the exception of one,
who was an incumbent, or a second teamer.
But anyway, I'm not saying that will always be the formula.
But I'm not ready to like, if we find the right young guy one day that we think can help us win a national championship as a sophomore, let's do it.
Because then you got him three more years, right?
No, wrong.
He's probably off to the NFL then.
But Josh Hoover has won a lot of football games, thrown a lot of yards, a lot of touchdown.
was asked to do a lot of things down there.
You know, we run the ball, even with Fernando 60-40,
and play great defense, great special teams.
So what we'll ask him to do,
a little different than what he was asked to do before.
And I'm anxious to see the kind of improvement he's made in fall camp.
He can spend it.
I watched him against UNC down there week one
when we thought North Carolina tar heels were potentially going to this national championship.
After one drive, you know, we were down there for that first drive.
which is what Lombardi and Belichick are going to be trying to catch.
That's going to be what they're chasing for however long until they get there.
But we watch Hoover spin it.
That thing comes out real nice.
That comes out real nice.
And now that we've seen Fernando, that thing comes out real nice.
Is that a huge piece of your evaluation?
Because I said this earlier, but I mean it.
I think you, I can say it, you're the greatest talent evaluator,
and I know you're going to say you have a team of it.
You're the greatest talent evaluator that we have seen in this modern college football.
You got a lot of places that spend a lot of money on a lot of players, and they don't work out.
It feels like whenever you have gotten money from your IU alumni, which everybody talks about now, like IU alumni's in there.
Yeah, but if you waste that money, that shit's not coming back.
You have been able to kind of pinpoint what you're looking for, why you're looking for it.
At the quarterback position, Hoover has a lot of similar qualities to Fernando that we have seen, including pretty ball.
Normally, if you throw a very pretty ball, it's going to be accurate, normally.
That is kind of what it is.
What else are you looking for in the quarterback position, you think?
and why do you think your talent evaluation is what it is?
It's just because you're from Pittsburgh and you know Ball and went to West Virginia?
Well, they all have to have armed talent, be able to extend play, see the field, be a great competitor, and be tough.
And, you know, we develop them, I think, only because we're smart.
We don't have a magic wand.
We try to give them a good run game, a good defense, and let them know every once in a while,
a puns a positive play.
And, you know, they all build off early season.
success and I expect Josh do the same thing. Talent evaluation, I can't really say much about that.
You know, sometimes it's just a gut filling. I've been around a lot of good people. You know,
my dad was a good recruiter, known as good recruiter. So I guess at a young age, maybe I was looking at
a little bit. But a lot of coaches are great talent evaluators in our building. You know, it's team
effort. And, you know, it's kind of like you're as good as your last game. You're as good as
your last recruit, right? The first big bust I bring in, right? I won't be such a great talent
evaluator. I can't wait. We can't wait to be like, because obviously you'll be getting killed.
Sick, made a mistake here. And I'll go, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's go back. Yeah. A lot of hits.
Yeah. A lot of hits. You said there's a lot of good town evaluators in your building and a lot of
good talent evaluators around the league.
There's a lot of ass talent evaluators too.
There'll be some buildings with college game deal
get to walk in and I'll meet somebody.
As soon as I shake their hand,
I think that's a turd for sure.
How much should they pay that guy?
Max, it's like, all right,
make some interesting decisions here
and I immediately go,
I think this place in a bad spot.
Whenever I meet your guys,
even at the SPs.
Yeah.
It was all sitting right in front of us.
They were sitting right in front of us.
Now I was supposed to sit at the end,
some seat guys telling me sit down right behind Fernando,
all by myself.
I'm sitting with the boys.
I'm not sitting by myself over here.
Oh, yeah.
Can't be doing that.
Should have probably sat behind Fernando, though,
would have given them a big one of these,
a couple of the...
That entire game.
But all your guys, you need to know this.
Gentlemen.
Yeah.
And also good time.
Not like...
Tight.
Yeah, not a bunch of...
Very tight group.
And obviously, you'll have that national championship forever.
I can't wait to see you guys celebrate that.
And let's get another one.
Last question for us, obviously, at the top of the mountain,
has some perks.
And for us, it's good, too.
Go ahead, Ty.
Yeah, and I was actually shocked by this, coach,
seeing it's how we kind of know you a little bit.
you did the voiceover for the NCAA football, the new football, like the college football game.
And, you know, seeing as you're kind of a no nonsense, no bullshit kind of guy, I thought it was maybe a joke.
But then, you know, you listened to it.
And I thought you did an excellent job.
What you were saying in it, though, was kind of talking about how in this day and age of college football,
like every kid you bring in is looking for something different.
How aware were you when you were doing that?
like, oh, there's actually a chance, me doing the voiceover to this video game could have like a massive impact or implication on whether or not some recruits or transfer kids want to come to Indiana because you're kind of a forward-facing person on that game.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, that's the reason we agreed to it.
We thought it would be really good for the program or brand and recruiting because a lot of the guys play that game.
So it was fun.
It turned out well.
and so I'm glad we did it.
It was good. Hey, you nailed it.
Actually, you nailed it.
Voiceovers aren't easy because you're in a studio.
I assume you're in a studio on a microphone or maybe down an I.
You don't see what's running behind it.
You're not talking to a team,
which you would normally be talking to.
So it's literally like you're penning a journal or something like that.
So bringing the juice and the delivery, not easy at all.
And I want to let you know.
Get crushed.
You nailed it.
You were the only.
only thing really part of that game that everybody was like good so coach we appreciate that we'll
be down to see you soon hopefully tell the family we said hello and grazie for what you're doing in
Indiana and potentially keeping Indiana's best players of all time in the state of Indiana you're
the man for that go are you good a good ladies and gentlemen coach signetie
I wonder if he knew no I doubt it right not right not he'll get
informed, I'm sure, at some point today.
Yeah, because NCAA rules, he's not allowed
to say names of anybody that
does anything. Now, he
can give him $10 million.
Sure, sure. Of course. But can't say
the name, though.
Not yet.
What type of players you like?
The guys are like ball. Okay, perfect.
What about Munchon sales?
Can he talk? Whoa, I don't know who.
Who?
I don't know what you're talking about. What are you talking about?
Well, the NCAA,
you're not allowed to say his name, but you can give him,
I don't know, a whole building if you want.
You can't say his name, though.
See, that's the shit.
So stupid. Why don't they change that right now?
Well, there's just so many things that are so stupid.
But the NCAA, from our understanding,
both talking to Charlie Baker and listening to them testify
and doing other things, they're like, we can't do anything, really.
But the cheeseburger, that does fall into our thing.
Saying a name before actual...
That is our thing.
all the new shit, we can't do anything because we'll just get sued.
So I think the NCAA is like, can we get some assistance in like having some power where we can't get sued,
which I think is this act that they're trying to put through so that the NCAA can be a governing body?
Because now all the NCAA can really govern is all the bullshit that like we all think is so stupid.
But if they do anything for any of the other stuff, they get sued and they can't do anything.
So that's why I think all of us that, and we're saying us, but we do it because we're on a daily show and we pay attention to everything.
all of us that are kind of in it every single day
are like, hey, there has to be...
Got to do something.
We got to get something going.
It's not going to be perfect for both sides.
Like even the people that are trying to make all the guardrails,
like, hey, you're not going to get everything you want here.
And then for the people that don't want it, agents,
mostly.
And the players through the agents don't want and everything like that.
Like what they want to restrict how much money we're going to make?
Like what's that other?
It's like, I don't think that's what they're looking to do.
Will that be a ripple effect?
potentially will there be better contracts and more money for more people potentially but that's every
CBA negotiation that takes place for everything but it's like when you're in it every day there's just so
many stupid things that happen where it's like hey can we just we figure out something to take care of
the stupidity because that that would be about 75% of the shit that needs to be it handled and then
all the other stuff needs to take place on the outside but the NCAA is looking at us like okay yeah
we'll do that we make a ruling on this this can't happen anymore
and then
six lawsuits come.
They sit in front of a judge.
The judge says,
actually, NCAA,
you have no grounds
to say anything.
Like, sweet.
What?
This burger, though,
is fun for the season.
Yep, you can definitely do that.
NCAA, you can definitely showcase
that you have some sort of power
in that world.
But in this whole new world,
that is much bigger,
grander, more important,
and potentially more devastating
to this sport,
you have nothing.
So we just showcased
one more thing that's like so stupid,
but we need some sort of something.
so we can get to the next step.
But I think we're on our way there.
Yeah, we are, and it's also wild.
But with all that, I'm so excited to see Sig playing these waters now
because he's been playing in the under, not under talented,
but guys that were overlooked.
Yes, overlooked.
And then, quote, unquote, overperformed.
And he did a lot with guys that, you know,
had the stats and everything in college versus, you know, maybe the potential.
That was kind of his route.
Now that he's getting five stars.
I can't.
And it's weird. He's bringing in like obviously with Monshon out of high school.
But Nick Marsh was a the wide out from Michigan State who's coming in was very, very highly recruited.
He's doing it at certain positions mostly wide out and D.N.
And I think those are probably the most important positions that have just absolute freaks at.
But I'm excited to see SIG start playing in these waters.
And they're going to continue to be good.
Like they did lose some talent last year.
A lot of it on the offensive side of the ball, specifically with Mendoza.
But they have like seven starters coming back on defense for with Brian Haynes,
who that defense was absurd last year.
They're going to continue to be very, very good.
Yeah, that defense with Hainesi, they were on a string.
Yeah.
Actually.
And we saw some of them at IU, or at the SPs, and they all had blockheads, too.
Yeah, they did that.
That is something I think Sig does look for on defense aside.
What's shape his head?
Yeah.
Does that face look like a fucking home plate or not?
It does.
All right.
Now how does he play?
How much does he cost?
Does coaches like them or no?
Coach's like him.
He's got the blockhead?
Yeah.
He's like football?
Yeah.
Who?
Who?
Who's yours?
I think that's what he's looking for
on the defense aside.
Yeah.
But they all had to be smart too.
Yes, very.
Spagnola of the Chiefs,
a couple years back
whenever the Chief's defense
was leading the charge.
Spagnola did an interview
Super Bowl or a press conference,
I think, where he said,
normally on a defense,
you have like three guys,
three, four guys that are really smart
and have to, like, kind of guide the other guys.
If you have a good defense,
you have three, four guys that are kind of guide
everybody.
He had them all different levels.
He said, our defense has 11 of those guys.
All 11 guys.
Seattle Seahawks defense, Legion of Boom, 11 guys, all defensive quarterbacks, basically.
They're all super super-s right. Very rare that you find that. Patriots for a long time.
They'd have three different game plans on defensive side.
You need super geniuses, all 11 positions.
Sig's defense, Haynes' defense.
Very much so.
Very similar to that.
Matt Patricia over there at Ohio State, very similar to that.
So a lot of people say, like, are the schemes, they were asking Matt Patricia, the schemes you were doing different than in the NFL oncology?
He's like, not really.
Well, then why does it look like such a different thing very?
like, well, I'm giving a lot more freedom, but we need the geniuses out there so we can
disguise and cover.
And in college, it's very abnormal to have 11 because you're still learning ball.
That defense last year was on a string.
They were making checks without talking to each other.
They were seeing, they look like an NFL defense.
Now, granted, they were a little bit older.
Not that everybody they were playing wasn't older.
But that is a huge deal that seven of the 11 are back there.
Because if you have seven on the same page, four or not, that's still better than most other folks.
nowhere near what they were last year, though.
We're all 11. We're dancing at the same time.
Everybody talks about Fernando, as we should.
More people should talk about Fernando.
And Dan Rolovsky. How's that all going, Dan?
How was that whole pre-draft thing going that we were talking about?
Took his lap.
Jayce. How does that kind of taking a knee on stage?
Holy fudge, man.
How are we sitting right there?
The offense was certainly awesome.
Omar Cooper Jordan, Elijah Serran.
I mean, we saw the boys literally the other night.
Fernando, they all looked amazing.
Offensive line one player of the game.
Kugin one player of the game.
game for the Rose Bowl. It's like they had two running backs that were just our I don't want to
miss anybody everybody you hear what I'm saying. No Koski Riley no Koski the defense though
was the reason why they gave like 10 points of game yeah the defense was the reason why they
won a national championship but also the reason why we people that knew Indiana from early
in the season were like remember the Ohio State game that was just that was one of the best
defensive games both of the ball that we've ever seen yeah and obviously Ohio State's defense
has 11 guys or whatever go 10
guys go. This Indiana
defense, when it's all of a sudden done, the number of people
that were drafted as well, there's seven of them left, who knows
what it will continue to keep track of it.
They were the reason why I was such a believer.
Like, hey, yes, Oregon,
should they beat Indiana? Maybe,
in theory, they should. But from
what I've seen, Fernando doesn't miss,
Signetti's going to have a good plan,
and the defense is
real. First play. As long as they can,
exactly. And that becomes
the entire story. And then
third possession down in the, they four.
to fumble. Like their defense, their defense won the Peach Bowl 10 minutes into the game.
Yes, it was over. It's just, it was cool to watch them.
And especially because we're in the state, you know, and obviously have a lot of ties to the Hoosers.
My wife, obviously, her family, he's talking about your wife.
It's like, Hoosiers are everywhere around here.
And they kind of weren't allowed to be loud other than a little five.
We've got a good little five.
What's the Midnight Madness thing they have?
Yeah.
A Middine Madness thing that's cool.
Maybe there'd be like an old school Bobby Knight.
trailer that will come out.
Sure.
Good stuff.
That's awesome.
They didn't really have a lot to get loud about.
You know, they didn't have a lot to get a lot about.
Basketball team hadn't been there in a long time,
even though they were certainly investing in basketball a lot more.
Basketball coaches were just coming and going.
Team never really represented what the state wanted it to represent as.
So IU fans were everywhere.
Good boosers, good vibes, good businesses, and everything like that.
This football team has ignited them all to be like, yeah, we are here.
And that certainly helps in the NIO era.
Certainly help.
Yeah. And you brought up a good point there being a part of that game.
That's a great idea.
You want me to be the person that kicks this entire thing off?
Who plays this game?
Who plays this game?
Oh, every high school football player.
All right, I guess I could.
Connor asked lunch on before the show.
He said, you game or anything?
He goes, yeah, I play, I play NCAA.
He's like, that's all I do.
So, yeah.
Yeah, I think it's a pretty good little thing.
And also the speech he gave, he wrote clearly.
Yeah.
And it was awesome.
It was very good.
All right, let's talk about some other things happening around the sports world.
During the break, we all watched Michael Strayhan talk to Chris Johnson, C.J. 2K.
And I think we all, I was kind of blindsided by it.
I think I didn't even hear the rumors.
I guess there was rumors happening.
And Chris's been on the show.
Chris East Carolina saw him through there.
Saw him at the Titans, obviously, in the AFC South.
Chris and I, for some reason, we taught, like, we dab each other up before games.
And I was such a huge fan with everything he was doing.
And you're talking about one of the greatest athletes of all.
Like, they could ever exist.
You're just like super explosive, super tough.
Took a lot of hits.
Got the ball.
A lot.
Was rolling.
So whenever I turn on that interview, whenever I hear Chris Johnson, I was like very, I was intrigued.
Like, what is Chris Johnson up to?
Like, I had no idea.
We're on vacation too, kind of checked out.
When I turn it on and I see him, like, oh, my man.
I think we're all very devastated.
I think we're all kind of dumbfounded by it,
but we're also reminded about ALS in that moment,
about how long ago was the first big one?
I think like in the 50s, 40s.
Yeah, Lou Gehrig was in like, yeah, the early 40s.
40s, there it is, very public.
Everybody talks about it.
So from then until now, we still don't have any,
and they're saying it's sporadic.
90% of the time it's just sporadic.
So we don't have a lot of information.
I guess there's probably been a bunch of research.
We don't have a lot of, still don't have a lot of anything.
And I heard Chris's wife, I believe, say,
we're still praying for a breakthrough or whatever.
So I think that led all of us to be like, all right, well, how do we, you know,
kind of, I think a lot of X NFL guys like, hey, how do we kind of help this entire thing?
So obviously the Ice Bucket Challenge comes back.
I said I was going to donate $250 for the next thousand people that do it, $250,000.
We're going to donate towards research.
I hope everybody else jumps in on the CJ 2K Ice Bucket.
challenge, ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, but I do appreciate the hell out of the Tennessee Titans.
They're going to be honored and put them in the ring of honor. Now, obviously, I assume they
think that they were going to do that this later, like Chris Johnson, obviously, one of the greatest
of all time. Let's remember that this is a good story telling us. We have no idea what's going to happen
tomorrow. Let's try our best to enjoy the hell out of the moment. Let's try to help people out.
Let's remind ourselves to tell people that we love them. And I appreciate the Titans doing
this. Obviously, this is going to be inevitable, but I can't wait to celebrate the hell out of
Chris, and hopefully somehow, some way
we found a breakthrough in this to help the
entire society. But Chris, we love your brother.
We absolutely love it. It was an honor to watch
you play football and we'll
continue to be allies in the
research towards ALS. All right, hour one
wrapping up here. Manchon goes
to IU. SIG feels good.
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They're amazing, aren't they?
Yeah.
This week we got to celebrate sports a lot.
Monday, we're at one of America's greatest traditions,
the home run derby,
Donner in Philadelphia,
get a chance to talk to the absolute greats
and the marvels of their sport,
watching them hit big dogs.
75 in that first round was really nice.
Yes, it was.
Shout out to Jordan Walker
come on on a program the day after.
He's going to get paid a lot of money.
He's on the final year of his contract.
He was making $799,000 this year.
With the amount of games they have,
he was making $1,400 a game.
Pretty much.
And then he wins $1,000.
as he hit six straight home runs to wrap up Monday night's home run derby.
It was awesome there in Philadelphia.
Then Tuesday, we head over, you know, to the SB's Lines to kind of celebrate all that is sports
for two days.
The amount of people we got to run into from so many different backgrounds, so many
different sports, so many different eras of sport, you can't help but think to yourself,
man, what a beautiful thing sports are as a whole.
So many great qualities.
so many life lessons
so many unique stories
that all come together around the same thing.
Grit,
mental toughness,
a little bit of luck,
and inevitability,
legacy.
What is your legacy in sport?
Are you somebody that gave back to the game?
Did you change the game?
Or were you the game?
Some of the people we saw at the Espe's,
they were the game.
That's right.
It was time.
To play the game.
Whenever they,
played the game.
It's time to play the game.
Yeah, exactly.
Sorry for my brain not to do that.
I know.
As soon as I'm saying that,
what I'm saying is on this feel good Friday,
heading into a major weekend with the World Cup
deeming its world's best this weekend,
let's remember that although American football,
the best sport to ever be created,
is certainly around the corner and not happening right now.
It felt so good talking about it.
Sports will continue to contribute greatness for everybody,
and we will continue to celebrate.
and enjoy it all.
We are so incredibly lucky
that we get to do this for a living.
In the first hour,
we got to see the number one
wide receiver in the country
come in here with his entire school.
Yes, yeah.
Unreal.
His entire neighborhood
and community were here.
And watch him announce that he's staying
in Indiana and going to IU.
And then you just immediately,
I got chills thinking about it
whenever he said it.
I'm like, holy hell,
this guy's going to Indiana University
to play football.
He's from here.
This state loved him so much.
Think about the amount of pride
this state is going to have
for the next three months.
And then when the season starts,
we're the national champs.
go ahead and do that. Sports do that. The thought of sports do that. It's our job to celebrate.
Talks at tables here at Boston Connor and at Ty Schmidt. One half of the hammer.
Cowboys AP tone is your tone. The open is taking place over there. Royal Burkdale.
They got no air conditioning, but they seemingly have some low rounds. Got some good golfers.
What's the story of the day and what should we be looking at this weekend?
Especially if you want to dab a little bit on draft kings. Of course.
Now available in all 50 states. Yeah, the story of the day was in the early round, the morning round,
as the guys went off. Lucas Herbert and Sam Burns both shot 62s. There's only been
762s in major championship history. That is the record for lowest major rounds. Six guys in
total. And those two both did it this morning. Herbert shot a 28 on the front nine, which is just
absurd on pace for 56. And it was an unbelievable round. He's out of live. Not one of those guys
that you would expect to do that. Sam Burns is more of the guy who you would expect to do it. He's
top 15 in the world. He's placed high in majors, things like that. He actually hit his 62. He chipped out
of the sand here of a pock bunka next to the green on 18 to shoot his 62. People are very mad because
they only showed about three shots of his all morning long. Herbert is now your leader at eight
under. And you talked about these guys going low at 62. Yes, they did, but they didn't play well
yesterday. So the leader Herbert is still only minus eight behind him. Cam Young is at minus six.
He's shot back-to-back 607s.
Scottie shit.
Scottie's shitting on his horse.
Scotty is shitting at 3 under today.
He's off now.
Rory had a nice little round to probably make the cut this morning.
There's still some big names up there.
Scotty, I would assume, as I was looking right now,
it's probably still your odds-on favorite.
He is.
He's plus 400, followed by Cam Young and Lucas Herbert,
and then Bryson at plus 900 right now,
your live odds.
If Scottie's anywhere within five shots,
six shots, maybe even seven shots,
he's going to still be your odds on favorite, so that's where they're sitting at right now.
Okay, we've always been on Scotty and hope that we see Scotty of last year show up,
which is just absolutely takeover Saturday and Sunday,
and it's like a Tiger Woods type chase in the weekend.
Not that Scotty hasn't done that.
Let's remember he's got like 15 top fives, a couple of second places.
He's won already, but everybody's saying, he's kind of the same Scotty.
It's like also had a baby right earlier.
Yeah, he did another baby.
Yeah, so there's a chance, you know, that Scotty is all the way back to be in Scotty.
Scottie after missing a cut last week and getting a chance to get over a roll barked out early.
Yeah, first time.
And get a chance to prepare a little bit for this.
He's never gotten a chance to do that.
So I will bet on Scotty.
Until further notice, a couple 60-2s in a morning.
It's special because these tournaments you're supposed to shoot ass, right?
The rough's supposed to beat the hell out of you.
The bonkas is supposed to be impossible to get out of.
The wind is supposed to be not easy to deal with.
And it seems like other than the heat and the dryness, the other factors kind of not there.
Might see some showcase rounds of golf this week.
Yeah, they always talk about.
like, you know, the U.S. Open is going to be hard because of the rough and the tiny
fairways. The Augusta is what it is. But the open, these courses are normally defended by
the weather. They're defended by the wind and the rain and the fescue. The fescue, we've talked
about it earlier in the week that the fescue is so dry and the course is so dry and the
wind is not very bad right now. You can see it, but it's not like typical open wind.
That the course is getable, even though eight under through two rounds isn't too bad.
No, it's not too bad at all. If that's what the leader is? But if the bulls is, but if the
The boys are starting to get the course a little bit more, and they don't have a weekend defense system.
No, no, look out.
Look out.
Yeah.
I mean, the boys are only going to get better and better over there, especially as it gets closer and closer to crunch time.
That's when the greats show up, and that's also whenever the Nolan grades full.
Joining us now is a college football national champion, Super Bowl champion, Rotter Cup winner.
Ladies and gentlemen, a man who could win the open this weekend, fresh off of his great rounds over there at the American Century Championship.
Ladies and gentlemen, AJ Hawke.
Hawker, Ohio State didn't get the number one wide receiver in the country again.
Sorry.
How do you feel about it?
Real shocker.
I mean, if you would have came in there with his crew and everybody and not gone to Indiana,
that would have been a bit of a situation, I believe.
So I had a hunch.
I'm thinking, I'm guessing he's going to Indiana.
But hey, unbelievable player.
I love the fact that he's playing safety.
Is he going to play safety as senior year, too?
Okay.
A.P., this is Big Ten.
Ohio State Buckeye asking if the number one,
wide receiver in the country who just committed to
Indiana over Ohio State.
He's thinking about dabbling maybe on the
defense side of the ball. Hey man, why he'll just go play a little
Mike Linebacker, bro? No, no, not like
I'm saying in high school. His senior year, like, I love and
respect when the dude is the number one player in the country
and he's playing safety and coming down the box and
laying dudes out. Like, I respect it. I think it's awesome.
He said... Six-five hitting
like that. Yeah. He said... Hold on.
Just even a defensive player.
6-5-19.
Not going to see him helmet down
like going in. This dude's an absolute
This is what Signetti said about players he likes, not him directly.
He was like, got to love ball, man.
Got to love ball.
And I asked him about ball, and he's like, football is life, man.
I wake up and do it.
And then you saw dad coach behind him, I forget exactly.
He called him coach also said father figure.
So I don't know the exact title.
Black Air Forces.
Okay, so we all know at this stage of life what that means.
Coach over there.
blockhead, round body, just high school football.
Exactly.
You know, like that guy is, they all love ball.
And Sig looks into all that.
Like, hey, does this kid love ball?
Well, let's put on one clip of him playing defense.
Oh, yeah, he's going helmet.
He's trying to thump guys.
And he's not bigger, stouter than them.
And he doesn't have a lower center of gravity than him because he's 6 foot 5.
He is built up to not tackle well.
Right.
He's built to not tackle well.
Unless he's an edge trying to get to a quarterback.
where he's like blindsiding.
Any straight on stuff, a 6'5 skinny guy, bad spot.
He is in a bad, bad position.
Punters find themselves in a spot where they're very tall and thin,
and every returner could run them right over if they wanted to.
So the fact that he signs up to do that and goes head down into it,
just tells you about his mentality.
But I'm thinking he's not playing defense this year,
but he also said he's not leaving the field without a state championship itself.
Exactly.
This guy might be kicking for them as well.
We have no idea.
Yeah, and might need him play every single position.
But Andy said in there, too, like, I don't want to have a coach that doesn't, like, shoot me straight.
Like, I don't want to hear what I want to hear.
No, he wants a coach that shoots him straight, not doesn't shoot him straight.
Sorry, yeah, exactly.
And that's kind of what SIG's entire thing is.
And it felt like from the fists that were being thrown in the air from his high school coach,
he's probably the exact same way.
Like, that type of player is maybe a little more rare than what we were, you know, back in the day it was.
But, yeah, I'm excited to see what he does.
AJ.
Oh, H.
Oh, no.
You know,
because Indiana right here.
You know, hey, that's a three-hour drive to Columbus.
And obviously, this kid's from Lawrence.
He is an Indiana hero and everything like that.
Any other time of college football,
that kid's going to Ohio State.
Right there, Monshaw.
Without a doubt.
He's going to Ohio State.
Watch a block here.
Oh, he's not getting the ball.
He's probably patting, especially in high school.
Uh,
yeah, I don't think so.
I'd say he's going to get some time early when he joins the Hoosers.
He'll be on the field pretty early on.
For the next three to four years, okay, I love that line,
just becoming synonymous with the decision.
But any other time of life,
I would assume he is headed directly to Ohio State or
potentially Miami, depending upon it.
The fact that he's saying in Indiana is just absurd.
And it is a little bit of a message to Big Ten football
about how Indiana is staying.
Yeah.
digs alluded to it earlier.
Like, we talked about this a bunch after they won the national championship,
but, like, it was no joke.
Like, when I was in college, when I was at Iowa, I mean, same deal with AJ.
He was playing against him.
It was a little bit different.
But, like, you would sell, like, I would sell my tickets to the Indiana game before the year.
Because it was just, like, I was going to beat the shit out of these guys.
Like, so we'll just go tailgate.
Like, I'm not going to do all that.
And, like, Dick said, like, they've been killing it through the transfer portal,
but, like, this is kind of the broken seal.
Like, this dude's the number one receiver in the country.
and I understand he's from here,
but when you're, you know,
like he probably didn't grow up in Indiana football fan
because they'd never been worth the shit.
You know what I mean?
So it's that, like that part of the equation
is completely out of it.
So the fact that he wants to go there to play football,
not just because, like, I'm from Indiana.
It's close to home.
Now I might be part of it.
But like, if they're starting to get guys like this,
like you said, like Indiana's not going anywhere.
So they'll continue to do what they do in the transfer portal
because SIG is such a good talent evaluator.
but now if they start getting these five-star guys to take visits and look up to a guy like him and be like,
hey, the number one receiver in the country went there, like, why can't I go there?
Like, this could kind of start that.
Uh-oh.
Oh, H.
Oh, no.
I don't think they have anything to worry about, but I think it's some of these other kind of...
I've got a couple good receivers on the roster already.
Yeah, now you do.
Okay.
Oh, you're saying the future.
Yeah, I mean, it's a real thing.
Yeah.
This is what I'm talking about the future of fucking Big Ten football is one of the
mentioning right now yes that's why i'm saying oh oh no not because you missed out on mon
sean who this guy's the one i think this is a guy is are you okay over there i don't think so
okay okay okay got it i mean town has almost died over there a couple different times i hope you
survive welcome back i'm talking about this is like a real and then signetti's on the video game
it's i think indiana has now all of a sudden become a superpower and big i know indiana's
become a superpower in the Big Ten, but so many easy come, easy goes. Like, you know, Clemson was
on top of the world. Florida State was on top of the, like there is a lot of that. Feels like
Indiana has real staying power for the future. I think that's good for the Big Ten inevitably,
honestly, for a strength of conference and everything, AJ. But that does have to be a little bit
alarming, potentially for those in the Big Ten who are used to a circle, check, circle, check.
I don't think that's a real thing. And who knows who's next? And who's the next Indiana? Is there? I don't
know. Man. I mean, it's possible for it to happen, I guess, but I don't
let's see. I could see his team jumping out maybe for a year or so, but like the fact that
Indian has been able to do it and a follow-up the way they did and 16-0, all of that,
that's the most impressive to me. Yeah, and it feels like they're only just getting started.
It's not another sick. That's the thing. It's like the money part of it, sure you could,
because I think we talked about this with like Virginia. Like the dude who started Reddit.
You know, he decided he wanted their women's basketball team to be good.
So he gave a bunch of money and guess what?
They were good the next year.
But like the other part of that is like they have Kurtzignetti and no one else does.
Yeah, because I can already see it.
Can't we all?
College game day?
Somebody went through Syracuse or Northwestern.
This is how you do school TV thing.
Who's this year's Indiana University?
Who's this year's team that was the worst in the history of football that will go on to be the first undefeated football team since 100 some years ago?
who's it going to be?
And it's going to be hard not just to be like, nobody.
Nobody's going to be able to do that ever again.
Football is such a game of so many key pieces coming together
in being able to operate.
And the fact that they have sick, I think that's a big deal.
Sig will deflect, but you need the right one at the top.
I'm not saying other schools don't have it.
But to accomplish what they accomplish, you need a unique unicorn.
And I think just acting like...
You need to pick right, though.
Sorry, I hate to catch you off.
You've got to continue to recruit the right.
quarterback as well. That is a huge part.
That's what Sig is very, very good at that.
And when that quarterback's playing at a high level, you always
have a chance to win it all. Which is why
I will kind of put a pin on this
particular point. Just saying
who's the next one, I think,
is a pretty crazy expectation
for anybody. Because talent
evaluation is also part of it. Sig
is the best.
Motivation, Sig, seemingly,
one of the best.
Like, people are talking about hiring him to go operate
businesses because of the way he speaks.
His leadership style where he delegates and doesn't really get involved too much.
The drama, the expectation, the accountability.
It's like, okay, who's the next one of those?
I don't know.
Who's the next fucking Michael Joel?
Who's the next serena?
Is it fair to just assume that there's going to be a next whenever you're watching something that's never been done before?
I have no idea.
And it feels like that's what they did last year, going into the year because it was like,
hey, Indiana, they made the playoff.
They're not going to do it again.
Who's going to be this year's Indiana?
and now to all your guys' points, like Indiana has staying power.
Like, they're not going to compare.
There's not going to be like who's the next Indiana.
It's going to be like, who is the team that could possibly make a run?
Because that run that they've had the last two years is,
damn near it is kind of unrepeatable.
Joining us now, I think.
I don't know how you, there's so many things you have to get right.
And you mentioned it earlier.
What are the odds of someone who does do that decides to stay at the school
and doesn't just say, okay, fuck this.
As soon as an SEC job opens, like, I'd just prove this year.
I'm going to get the hell out of here and go coach there.
Joining us now might be the guy that could do it somewhere.
Yeah, maybe.
I don't know if he's going to get offered the job,
or if the current job that he has is going to let him go.
The most prolific writer ESPN has, ladies and gentlemen,
he's good, a damn good dog.
And he's currently sitting in England and no air conditioning.
To break it all down for us, ladies and gentlemen, Mark Schlaaba.
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Hair looks the exact same area three days ago.
Good to see you, pal.
How is it over there?
Early rounds going real.
over there in Royal Burkdale.
Yeah, pretty benign conditions this morning.
Lucas Herbert of the Ripper GC of the Live Golf League.
Thank you.
Shoots a 62, 8-under.
And then 10 minutes later, Sam Burns, who wasn't even supposed to be here, throws up a 62.
Winds blown a little bit harder this afternoon and the temperatures are supposed to break,
but the struggle is definitely still real.
Okay, so you talked about brown course potentially turning purple this weekend,
a lot of heat, a lot of dryness.
And you also did talk about how,
I don't think we're going to see a big swing in the wind.
You talk about the early rounds, maybe in the morning.
People in the past have taken advantage of the weather.
We saw it.
Who weren't wire to wire there just last?
Wyndham Clark.
Wyndham Clark.
He had a Friday afternoon with no weather,
took advantage of it, and then just kind of carried it all the way through the weekend.
And a lot of people are talking about that.
It feels like it's not going to be crazy weather this weekend, right?
We were chitchhating earlier.
The way Tone described it is you normally these links courses have the
weather defending it to make it harder.
Feels like the weather not bad at all for them this weekend.
Should we see some people go very, very low throughout the rest of this tournament?
Yeah, it's blowing a little bit harder.
They called from Gus of like 20 miles off the Irish Sea, but they haven't come.
I'm looking Bryson is birdie two out of the last three.
He's hit it halfway to Scotland off the team, but managed to somehow, you know, get it to the
green.
And it's, you know, you got a bunch of, you got a bunch of names up.
there that won't be around on Sunday, but you've also got some guys like Cam Young, Sam Burns,
DeCambeau. If Scottie could get some puss to fall, he could be right there in it,
JJ Spawn one last year's U.S. Open. So you got some guys have got it done, but you got a ton of guys
who haven't been in this position. Okay, should we see an electrifying weekend? I mean, regardless,
it's a major. We should think that, but 60, back-to-back 62's here, and there's only been
seven of them done twice by Xander Schauffley. That sounds like somebody who wants to get a, you know,
major on a Saturday or Sunday waking up and going like,
are we going to see a 61 this weekend after we've already seen two 62s here?
We should have saw 61 today.
I mean, Herbert said he just, it was a five-footer.
He had a great look at it.
He said he had it going inside left and just misread it a little bit.
But yeah, we'll see.
I mean, there's a, there's some guys up there capable of doing it.
Burns, he didn't even decide to come until on Friday.
his wife gave birth
July 3rd and his agent just threw him in the field
for the hell of it and said if he shows up, he shows up.
The guy gets off the plane on Monday
and throws up a 62 and shots 73
in the opening round.
So a lot of SEC up there too, Pat.
Burnsy from LSU,
Bud Collie, Roll Tide,
Cootie, Horns up.
Francisco Mollinaris up there.
I legitimately thought the guy was dead.
I thought he was dead.
I didn't even know he was still.
He's a fine.
Yeah, no, I mean, he's like an assistant captain on the Ryder Cup, the European
Rider Cup team.
But it was like 2019.
That was the first big major ever covered for ESPN.
Tiger wins the Masters coming off the back surgery.
And Molinari was like a ball striking machine that entire week.
It had been all season.
And he hits one in Ray's Creek on 12.
It's a pine tree on number 15 blows up.
And I'm serious.
The dude just vanished.
Like he was never, he was never that great again, but here he is.
Still doing it.
Yeah, still doing it.
Wait a good, Paisal.
That would be Frankl.
67, 69.
He was a machine seven years ago.
I hope you get a chance to go chat with him, man.
Just say, wow, what an awesome surprise.
This is good to see you.
Yeah, you're still alive.
Yeah, exactly.
And doing it.
And you know what?
I assume he might have a little bit of a journey that he's been on to get back to this point.
That might be a good story for you to write at some point, actually.
And you can even start it with, I go on TV as the end.
expert, okay, the one that everybody's supposed to take
serious, and so I thought a guy
was dead. Turns out he's in a tournament playing
well, and then you get into the entire story
because I assume if he did blow up
and vanish, and now he's back,
there's been some deep conversations
with self standing over golf
ball over the last few years that you
could certainly describe better than anybody else
Shlawball. Yeah, another
guy that's here for on the weekend.
Marcus
Funkett.
Okay. Went to
West Point.
and gave up golf for five years while he was serving in the Army.
Picked it back up during COVID because he couldn't do anything else.
Like he said, he shot 65 first time out with his dad,
and then played on a cornfairy tour.
Last year, lost his car, just playing over in Asia right now.
But he's a one over, which was right on the projected cut line,
so he could be here on the weekend, which is a really cool story.
I'm Marcus Plunk.
I hope you have a good one out there.
I hope you'll win it over there, actually.
West Point guy went in England.
That'd be sweet.
Yeah, we'd like that.
We'd like, tell them we'd like that, Schlob.
And I do like seeing a lot of SEC at the top of that golf thing
because it's not at top of the football.
Oh!
No dogs up there, man.
The low dog's going to be like eight over.
Yeah, it was tough where you can move dogs.
Yeah, but not go away, yeah.
I do think you guys should think about just locking in on golf.
You down there in the south.
You know, especially with number one wide receiver in the country.
Did have LSU in Texas up there.
That's why Alabama was up there.
He's like, let me go to, you know what?
Give me Bloomington, Indiana.
That's where I want to go.
You know that?
Kirby took a receiver out of Indiana a few years ago,
and unfortunately he drove, like, his first name, Nitro.
I think he ended up.
This is the water down there, Mark.
Let's say off of that.
That's everybody.
But they do need to chill out down there on those roads.
Yeah, big time.
I'm about sick of reading about it,
and I'm about sick of, like,
how are we supposed to talk about you all doing the same?
We have to cover this at some point.
We do cover it.
slow the fuck down please can they believe that we need that or just uh or just commend the athens clark county police department which seems to find everyone out they do
they do got great eyes don't you know good good job great eyes down there they yeah they pick and choose on where to hang and they
they say they got but we all need to be safer down there definitely I'm sick of reading about it now let's get back to the major shall we go ahead tone yeah mark the 62s were the story of the day but uh cam young back to back 67's uh maybe play
the best overall golf of the tournament so far to get to six under.
He obviously has not won a major championship yet.
How do we feel about Cam Young going into the weekend?
I believe he's finished second at this major before, maybe twice, actually.
But how do we feel about Cam Young going into the weekend?
Can he finally get his first major?
Yeah, definitely finished second behind Cam Smith at St. Andrews in the 150th Open a couple years ago.
He's had a great year, won the players early, picked up another win.
I think he and
Sam Burns
and a couple other guys
are probably the most talented golfers
that haven't won yet
haven't yet won a major.
He knocks it a mile
like I talked about
when I was on earlier in the week.
Rory talked about that double-inch sword
and the rough being so dry
and so wispy,
it's allowed some of these big hitters
to really cut corners and take advantage of it.
I mean, we've seen Rory drive number nine
twice now. I think he had a
377-yard drive today.
and he didn't even think he was going to be able to hit driver on that hole.
But, yeah, if Cam can make some putts, he's definitely going to be in it on Sunday.
No, go ahead.
I wanted to pivot to another American golfer that could potentially be in it that we haven't seen him forever.
A.J. Hawk has a question for you Shlaba.
Yeah, I don't know if he's going to be in.
I know you said the projected cut line is plus one.
So Jordan Speeth, last I checked, he was four over.
I know he's struggled with the putter for sure I saw earlier.
Like, where is he at?
Is he dead?
What's cool?
Yeah, what's going on?
That's another guy.
You think, Slabawba.
Yeah, you know, he had a press conference earlier this week,
and he said he didn't think like his game was that far away.
And I don't know.
I mean, it's.
Dude, they're saying he three-putted from three feet 11 inches.
Yeah, it was bad.
It was like from four feet.
Yeah.
And one here in 2017.
I mean, he's super talented.
You know, the talk, and I'm not smart enough to figure this stuff out.
But, you know, apparently he was one of the greatest field players of all time is what people say before I was around.
And then now they're saying he's too analytical that everything's about the track man and everything's about numbers and statistics.
And he's become more of a robot, whether or not that's true, I don't know.
But whatever's happening right now is not working.
Of course.
He probably needs to get rid of the blade of butter.
Okay, yeah, move to a Spider-2Y banana X, putter.
It's very good.
But you talk about somebody that's a feel person.
So I was in the kicking punting world,
and there are some guys that are just field guys.
Like Janikowski is maybe the most notable feel guy.
He just kind of backs up a couple steps, feels and goes.
And that works for most people for a while.
Greats.
It works for a while.
But inevitably, there's going to come a moment
where your feel is a little tight,
where something happens,
where it's like a big moment,
and you fall back on your fundamentals.
I was a big feel guy.
Big feel.
I'm fucking feel.
I dropped this thing wherever the hell I need.
drop it. Then you get into a big moment and it's all of a sudden like, all right, what am I trying to do here?
Okay, I think if I do this. So you got to go to work on the fundamentals. I assume there was a moment
where he was feel where the grip started getting a little tight. And he's like, I got to get into
something that has like a basis behind it. So in a big moment, I can have something that is a reasoning
for why it works. And if you get too far that, so hopefully you'll be able to come, you know,
you got to be in the middle of the law ball. You got to meet them over. You got to meet that in the middle.
Why don't you go tell them easy fix would be, hey, let's get back to feeling a little bit, buddy.
Yeah.
Let's get a little feel out there.
Let's have some empathy.
Let's have some emotion.
Let's have some touch.
Let's go ahead and let them hips kind of work.
Slop, why don't you do that for him?
Why don't you tell him we need to get a little bit more feeling with those analytics and in those big moments if we want to go, well, Stens 11.2.
If I amends a step, if you're going to hit it.
You can have both.
That's what we're looking for, Slobball.
That's what we're looking for.
I think I'm neither, Pat.
I think you're a field guy.
Just by the way I look at it.
I think you're a pretty big field guy.
I'd assume you get to a wedding on that dance floor.
I assume there's a little bit of shlaw, ball, all over there.
You know what I'm talking about?
I got two left feet.
The dance instructor threw me out of my dance recital.
My dance lessons before my wedding.
I'm going to have to get, my daughter got engaged a couple weeks ago,
so I might have to get better here soon.
I mean, you could just keep that thing right here.
Easy box step.
Yeah, and then exactly.
I mean, you need info.
Connor's got it actually.
Connor's been a part of like 14 dance recitals over the last couple of weeks.
He can kind of help you out there a little bit.
And I can tell Schlaubert just by looking at you.
And I mean, you said your daughter there.
I don't know how many kids you got.
You got hips, bro.
Sure.
You got hips there.
We know you got a little action in there.
You talked about, you talk about Smee's talking to the press in doing that.
There's another guy that you said could potentially win this thing.
Also, one of the odds-on favorites to win this thing at plus 900, I believe, is what he is to win the entirety of the major,
which will be very abnormal for the modern times. Go ahead, Ty.
Yeah, Mark, you mentioned Bryson there. He's currently, I think, 400, T5 right now.
620, plus 620 now.
Plus 620 now, there you go, so odds are moving a little bit.
What have you noticed from him, whether it's his body language, his demeanor?
Because I know we talked about earlier in the week, you know, he's got all new printed clubs right now.
But, I mean, this does look like a different guy than we've seen in the,
last three majors. So what have you noticed from him? Do you think he is going to talk to the
media now? And what realistically kind of shot do you give him to go out and win this weekend?
I mean, he's at 500 right now. He's tied for fourth. I walk seven holes with him, seven or eight
holes with him on Tuesday. Tried to talk to him. He wouldn't talk to me. We broke up. It's him,
not me. I think it was you. I think it was me. I think you forced him. He's not. He's not. I don't
Does that go, do you yell at him from behind the ropes, or how does it go to where he doesn't talk back?
I mean, he was signing autographs for kids, and I give him credit.
He does that a lot.
Worse than probably anybody out here.
But I walked up and said, hey, can I ask you a couple questions while you're signing?
He said, I'm done talking to you guys.
So I waited.
I waited.
We had another conversation.
I'll keep that between us, but we'll see where it goes.
I like that.
I didn't know he can do that.
Yeah, he doesn't have an obligation to talk to the media.
And if he's pissed off at Brandl-Chamblay or Nick Fowler or whoever,
and he wants to lump everyone together, that's his prerogic.
But going back to his question, he has a brand new full set of 3D printed irons,
and iron play had been holding him back in the first three majors.
His short game was terrible at Augusta.
But he's hit the irons really well.
Everything on Tuesday he hit close when I was watching him.
He's attacking this course, like we talked about earlier.
he's cutting corners his angles and um you know loft it's it's not how high he's hitting it
and the angles he's taken and he's taken uh but he hit one probably deep waist high rough earlier
today and you know could barely find it so i think he's playing with fire a little bit but but he's
right there in it it'd be nice to it'd be nice to know what his irons are called he could probably
sell a few million sets, but
yeah, he definitely needs it. He certainly needs it.
And maybe if he
wins with this, we will find out immediately afterwards
that DeShambrot ones
are the club of choice
for any future major champion.
Maybe, though, and you talked about
him saying, I'm done talking to you guys, maybe this is
just what he's decided is his mindset to
become a better golfer. Maybe he does need
enemies. Maybe he does want to,
you know, be a little bit of a heel with you guys.
Maybe he does want a little bit of the juice,
love like I H. I think people go back and
tell our story that we certainly needed enemies throughout moments of it.
You go back to other athletes at high-end thing.
They're looking for reasons.
So this might just be his decision on what his mindset is going in,
and you just so happen to be the motivator for him.
You and all the media people are the enemy that he's maybe needed to play his best golf.
Yeah, I mean, he's not talking to the media.
He's five under.
He's missed the cut in the first three majors.
So it's obviously working right now.
I know your journalists love getting credit for stuff.
You guys should maybe start angling that.
I'll tell you what, he's decided that he wants to go to war against us,
and now all of a sudden he's playing golf better than he's ever played.
So maybe this is our championship alongside his championship.
I'll claim it.
I fired his ass up on Tuesday.
You know, look, the dude's got to, he's got to have a lot of his mind.
I mean, lives, you know, looking for money and may have to fold.
He's looking at a lengthy suspension from the PGA tour,
if and when he wants to come back.
Like we said, I've talked about before, he may just go to YouTube golf.
They'd be fine with it.
See, this is you doing.
What I see, he was, Grant Woods or Redwoods or something was where he was at.
Yeah.
Redwood, those big trees.
Huge.
Big trees.
South of California somewhere.
But, no, like I'll say it again.
I said it when I was here earlier this week, I liked it.
I think he's fascinating.
A lot of the people in this room don't.
He moves the needle.
he's a good quote
and he's got
a weird personality so I like
Is Mike Tariko in that room?
I don't, I haven't seen Mike over here.
Okay, so I would assume I don't like a lot of the people in that room either.
So, you know, it's...
Other than you, Slobbaugh, but that is the way goes.
Okay, Connor has the last question for you,
International Slavop.
Yeah, International Slabok.
Obviously, the wind isn't seeming to be a factor
to the course of playing real easy.
Are these Greenskeepers just going to
step it up and be like, you know what? We're going to put a pin right next to a sandbox and see
what happens? Or what's the deal here with this weekend? Should we expect like 20 under to win it?
No, I don't think he's going to be 20 under. They've been tucking them. But I think they're right on
the razor's edge of losing them is the problem. And I guess they say there's some combination
of fescue and Bermuda or bet, but they look more like Coana to make. So I mean, they're dry. They're
dry. I mean, there's Spalachy already.
I mean, one of the marshals
earlier this week, I don't know if I told you this the other
day, but one of the marshals told me that they're
about out of damn water from the
well, and then they have to start paying the city,
and apparently the city water's
expensive as hell, so they're just going to
spray the two boxes and the greens
whether or not that's true or not. I don't know, but
I just said it on your show, so hopefully it is.
Well, you thought a guy was dead
who's currently in contention? Yeah.
Now we don't know if there's enough water to
water the course over there for a major, but whatever the case, no air conditioning, no water,
sounds just right for the best golfer in the world to find their way to the top of the
open at Royal Barkdale, also known as International SchlauBaw's Home for the last week.
We appreciate your brother, safe travels back to America, and we'll be following along all weekend.
You will.
Have a great weekend, guys. Thanks for having me.
Hey, what's that coming down to track?
And he's out.
that was awesome.
Still plugged in.
Could definitely hear that.
Yeah,
fuck that, whatever.
Not sure.
Shlaba's the best, dude.
Yeah, Dishambeau, I guess,
because he hates a couple other guys,
we all get lumped in there.
I wanted to follow up.
You've been really nice to him on a year?
I say he's fascinating just yesterday.
I said, just yesterday,
the guy's fascinating,
and I like him out here.
They did kind of break it down on the broadcast today.
He did give him the answer yesterday after the round
and used the word strategic, like 17 times.
times. Nick Fowdo had said potentially that he wasn't, his strategy wasn't great, so it did feel
like he was taking a specific shot. But also, AJ, this is like, you know, different athletes
who use different motivations. Like, this is obviously, he's coming in, he's coming in this week.
One of the mindsets was fuck these people. And that was just like his way of getting himself ready.
And now he's playing his best golf right now. So I don't love whenever, you know, like, obviously,
the journalists are not going to be happy
that he's not talking to him, but it's like, this is
what he's doing. So why don't you talk about this
being maybe a part of why there's a
reasoning also on the
course for why he's doing this.
This is just like in press conferences,
when a journalist asks a question, and they don't
like the answer that they give so they try to do it
a hundred different times, it's like, hey, that's
the answer they gave you, run off of that
answer. You know what? Like,
I think there's always just like an
upset about it as opposed to like
covering what is actually happening, you know?
It's like, I think Schlob will end up doing that.
But I think this was definitely DeCambeau's mindset going in is, it's us first,
literally everybody out here, except for the fans.
Fans like us.
We'll talk to the fans.
But everybody else out here, it is us first the world.
That was probably strategy then coming into the tournament to play his best golf.
And I think that kind of gets lost in like the we feel disrespectful thing.
It's like, yeah, he would like you to feel it.
That is what he is.
Yeah, driving him right now.
It's giving him a lot of motivation.
There's a lot of motivation in that.
I don't think you can live at that at all times,
but I think there's definitely times when it will absolutely drive you
and make you do the things you don't want to do
with the fact that you just are super pissed and frustrated at a certain group or whatever.
Right now it's the media for Bryson, it sounds like.
And you just got to wonder what's going on with the burn bags.
All right.
Join this.
That was crazy.
That was crazy to listen to.
Yeah.
I couldn't imagine the anxiety.
Well, they're still
Burn bags?
What does that even mean?
Have we ever heard that before
from a situation?
Good luck to all parties out there.
Hope,
hope to find out everything.
That's right.
That'll happen in our world.
Joining us now, ladies and gentlemen,
is a man who is,
that'd be crazy to hear.
That would be crazy to hear
if you had specifically
put things into something
called burn bags.
Hit it very well.
We need to get these
it's in the title
what needs to happen
and then all of a sudden you hear
what years later
Sue
yeah
still got him
the amount of
oh my God
that must have been happening
what does this mean to
that was a crazy
that was a mind-blowing evening
I must say
there's no there was nothing on
you know so I'm just sitting out there
I don't think that was on the main channels
either right
which has happened in the past
I looked that up there has been other decisions
that have been made in the past
to do certain things.
Okay.
Now granted, what being talked about,
being talked,
it was a, last night was a fascinating evening.
And what we would like to say,
we hope all the people much smarter than us,
which actually, I don't think they actually are,
but the people put in positions to do these.
We have you guys get to the bottom ball of it.
That's right.
For the good of our country.
We're kind of all forced to kind of deal
with whatever you guys do.
So, yeah.
Let's go ahead and do that.
You know, I hope everybody comes together at one time.
I think so.
They will.
They will.
That's my first time here
into the title burn bags,
though.
Yeah, we buried a ball.
You know what guys need to?
If you have a bad game,
you burn that fucker.
Yeah.
You got burn ball right over here
with a burn pit
right over here going on.
Put that thing in the burn bag
actually.
And let's make sure we burn that.
It's actually burn that one.
That'd be crazy.
Joining us now, ladies and gentlemen,
is a man who doesn't need any burn bags
because all he does is send
burns to different countries.
Whenever he's talking about
the world's game,
Ladies and gentlemen, from CBS Sports Galazo, our World Cup pundit,
ladies and gentlemen, Michael Grella.
Boys, what's going on?
Thanks for having me.
How long was your break?
You guys are back already?
Thank you.
Already.
It felt like the break was very long.
Had a great time.
Couple weeks.
We are back into Thunderdum.
It is an honor to be here.
And I'll tell you, Grela, a lot of us are saying something that we never thought we would
say, we're missing World Cup games whenever they're not on at night.
I don't love not being able to just see two countries I didn't know exist play against each other in a sport that I very rarely watch and actually being invested in it.
This World Cup has been spectacular for the sport.
We talked to Reamer yesterday.
Obviously, he wishes it would have went well.
We all wish it would have went well.
But now we're down to, you know, a third place game, which...
The big deal.
That sucks that they have to play in that.
They have to care too because there's a lot on lot.
Reamer told us, you know, world rankings on the line.
here. Obviously, a lot of pride on the line. A lot of these guys potentially, who knows, not Harry,
and Mbapé and Jude and the stars, but who knows how many more international games, some of the
World Cup games are going to happen. So obviously we want to win as opposed to lose. And then
all eyes on Sunday, whenever we have Argentina in Spain. And that baby photo, obviously,
from Yamaul and Messi, from the UNICEF thing 19 years ago is absolutely absurd. It is,
it makes you question a lot of things, actually,
whenever you go forward, but we don't need to do all that.
What are you looking forward to this weekend?
How should we be viewing both games?
And World Cup as a whole, how has it been for you?
So just kind of open canvas here for you to kind of paint the picture for us
on what we should be looking forward to here this weekend.
Pat, you started out playing soccer, so did I.
And basically we tried to make it to the World Cup,
and obviously we did it.
But, like, seeing that picture doesn't make me feel so bad
because I was not bathed by, you know, Ronaldo or,
or Maradona when I was, when I was three years old.
Or McBride or Alexie Lawless, Tony Miola, Kobe Jones, you know?
I mean, it makes you wonder, there's so many questions here with why and how and what's going on in this picture.
But I guess it's true.
I mean, that's what they're telling me that it's true.
So we'll see.
It's the greatest of all time.
I've upgraded Messi in my, you know, lifetime standings to the greatest of all time above Maradona, above Pele, above R9 for sure.
I mean,
R9 and definitely above Chris
Arnold,
if he even makes
the top five
these days anymore.
The third place match,
I'm not even watching.
I got better things to do.
It's going to be a kick-around,
waste of time.
And the final, though,
will be one of the greatest games
we've seen in a long time.
And it will also
be probably the most watch sport
in this country
and all over the world that day
well into the billions.
So ultimately,
this country,
America,
has done a great job
putting FIFA and putting this tournament on a very high platform,
and they delivered in a high way.
So really proud of that, obviously,
because there's a lot of murmurs that we're not going to do a great job,
but we did do a great job at it.
And now just looking forward to this unbelievable matchup in Spain, Argentina.
Tell me a little bit about this matchup.
Obviously, if England was to get in there,
that's bigger, you know, a little bit bigger lads, naturally,
I think, from just where they come from.
That's kind of how it's going to be.
A little bit more physical game.
Should we expect that from here?
obviously Argentina was with the shits too with England
they weren't just like you know scared
they were actually hitting England a little bit
kind of big tree fall hard kind of chipping away at them
Spain not really like that right Spain is
we're passing we're flopping we're dancing we're doing that type of stuff
how should we expect this game to go and if you're AJ Hawk
football meathead who has start to really like soccer
going through this World Cup is he going to hate what he's going to see on
Sunday because like people that aren't super
soccer purists, maybe don't love that style of play?
What style of play should we expect, do you think?
Gerella?
Let's start at England since we started the conversation with England.
Let's start there.
I came out and said England are not going to be very good.
I don't know how they got to the semifinal.
Just like Los Angeles, I caught a bunch of heat from that.
You know, it's a shame because I think as an American speaking about soccer,
and they don't really know that, you know, I grew up very Italian in my household.
They just right away, write you off.
But I called the England from a long way away.
And, you know, in this game, when you analyze it, you got to have a good nose and good
eyes. You know, you've got to see well and you got to smell good. And I knew England were never
up to the task to stop in Argentina. Argentina, by the way, are a bunch of Pisans, Pat. There's
20 million of them down there. Half of the team's Italian. Leo Messi's got some Italian blood
in him as well. Leonardo. Leonardo.
Leonardo. Nice clay, Borella.
Hold on. How many, well, the Italians didn't even make tournament? Cape Verde has got
10,000 people. Yeah, Cabo Verde.
That's what I'm telling you, Pat. The half of us are in. We're in the final, actually. We
made the tour. Well done, Grella.
Oh, because we're taking,
we're taking Lou Messi as
an American, too, because he's on Inter-M Miami.
So if the Italians are claiming
them and the Americans are claiming them,
it sounds like we're normally on the right side
of winning, right? Isn't that kind of what?
No, actually.
Actually, the Italians have got a good, big
history. Yeah, they kind of had their hands tied
for a couple of those. Yeah, nobody
talks about it. In a way. Anyways, let's move on
to the Italian-American Argentinian team.
Okay, that's coming along.
Yeah, so the Argentines,
They're like brawlers, man.
They're tough guys.
They're dogs.
Would you compare them to the Ravens, like, back when the Ravens were really good under
Ray Lewis, like, just like really physical, powerful, really street smarts?
With the football, they're not great.
They don't have a lot of pace.
They don't have a lot of big names.
The biggest name and the wild card, which just so makes it really hard to analyze,
is Leonel Messi.
At 39 years old, I had him downgraded coming into this tournament.
What he's done now is just blowing everyone's minds.
I mean, the details and what he does.
when he sticks his ass out and knocks cane over, it's like top level stuff.
So he kind of puts them in the conversation.
Everything's gone through him.
All the assists, all the goals.
I think he's got eight goals and 11 assists in the tournament.
So directly, you know, four assists in the tournament.
So directly impacts the game.
Spain, you may not like the way they play if you're neutral.
There's a lot of intricacies.
There's a lot of complexities in the way that they play.
they're kind of a suffocating team.
They take their time with you.
It's kind of like a death by 1,000 paper cuts where, you know,
Argentina will be more rock and roll.
I have Spain as the overwhelming favorite in this one, unfortunately,
but then again, then there's Leo Messi,
and this guy's an alien.
He's from another place.
We haven't seen anything like him.
We won't see someone like him for a very long time.
And, you know, compare him to Yamal, who's on the other side of this,
like he's supposed to be his predecessor.
He's supposed to be the next best thing in the world.
He's got one goal this tournament.
Right? So that's sort of the comparison, you know, eight golds versus one.
He's sort of been a piece in the Spain team where Messi has been the entire Argentina side.
So this is going to be really interesting.
You see the odds there really, really close, but Spain are a little bit more polished,
Argentina a little bit more of the back alley brolers.
You just talked about a guy who, I think if you're not a regular soccer watcher or whatever,
you're not going to know because he's so young.
And obviously, I think we saw him in the euros maybe when he was 17.
We watched him and he kind of came on to the scene.
I was like, holy hell, this is the guy.
And then now, you know, coming into America,
there was a couple of different streets down in Tennessee
or whatever they shut down to see him.
Now, he could walk through a Walmart,
nobody had a clue who he was.
Yeah, right.
Okay, so all these soccer fans doing the biggest,
okay, I understand that they're very famous.
They come through Indiana.
They can walk right down Broadway,
which we don't have, could walk right down.
Meridian.
Yeah, the canal.
Whatever.
What's the broader?
That place is dead.
We need to bring that place back.
Yeah, well, not safe.
Okay.
That doesn't need to be broadcast.
To walk right through there with a name thing above them.
And people would be like, oh, hey, welcome to America.
Must be like a foreign exchange student or something like that.
You know, so there is a lot of that.
But I do think even those people have been tuned in to watch these games because how spectacular they.
You talk about the amount of people watching it.
Soccer has done really good stuff.
here in America during this World Cup.
Obviously, Team USA having success in it,
but all the stars playing well, seemingly
huge for any sport,
and the 19-year-old has become a sensation,
but what have we been seeing, Ty?
Yeah, girl, listen,
I mean, I've heard all the song and dance
about you mean Lamall,
and I've seen him, you know,
courtesy of Gump, I've seen so many of these highlights.
Like, he is unbelievable,
but I've come away from a lot of these games,
feeling like we've been sold
a false bill of goods,
because he just doesn't do a goddamn thing.
He's not putting the ball in the back of the net.
On the other side, you got Lou Messi.
That son of a bitch is either going to score multiple times
or he's going to have multiple assists in every game.
And that's not even getting into how long.
Yeah, exactly.
Listen, if you're going to walk around, that's okay.
Right.
I didn't know this many people walked around.
And by the way, you know me as a kid, Blame.
I should have been doing that a long time ago.
Probably.
My knees would be much better if I would.
I mean, I was 200-some pounds in high school, you know,
so that's a heavy soccer player.
I should have been walking everywhere.
I didn't know that was an option.
You know, I didn't, I had no one.
The best players in the world, walking all over the place.
But Hollande walking his ass all over the yard, score.
And then they finish.
Messy, walking all over the place, doing everything.
And then he finishes.
Your mom, watch this guy walk.
I'm like, he's 19.
He's just walking around everywhere.
And then it's like, well, we haven't seen him really put together maybe.
Exactly.
Because Gumpy has been saying that he has been hurt,
and now it's coming out that he hasn't been in training the last two days.
How big of an impact will that be if he's, I mean, who knows what percent he is in terms of playing on Sunday?
But if he's not full go, how much can that kind of turn the tables maybe in Argentina's favor?
It does a lot because, and I agree with you for starters.
He's been overwhelming.
He's coming to the tournament with a little bit of an injury, but no excuses he's here.
Spain is undefeated with him in the lineup.
I think it's like 37 games or something like that.
So think about that.
He has never put on a Spain jersey and lost when he's there.
So he does affect the team, although he has been underwhelming with one goal.
Hey.
Yo.
This is the greatest player of all times.
No.
No.
He was in a little bathtub with Messi 19 years ago.
Yeah, they do.
What do you think of him as a player, Grella?
So we cover him all year in the Champions League.
and he's blowing my mind with some of the stuff he does.
And you guys all know this, even in football.
The most, the biggest superstars are the most efficient players, right?
The ones that don't run, the one that understand the spaces,
the ones that don't turn over the ball a lot.
They understand risk reward.
Yamals, he turns it over a lot, especially this tournament.
So he tries things and it doesn't work, and he's been,
he hasn't had that extra step that he usually has.
So he's looked like a regular player a lot of the time
where, like, if you watch Messi, there's no fat on the bone.
Like, there's nothing left on the bone.
Like, he's, it's so clean and it's so smart.
So he's not at that level yet.
But, you know, when he burst on the scene and won the euro,
I think we were chatting actually on the program, like, two years ago.
And we were talking about Yaman.
He was 16 years old, and he blew our mind.
So he is coming in with a little injury.
It's been overwhelming.
But without him, Spain or not as good, I'm sure.
I'm 100% sure he'll be there because there's a lot of money on the line.
Even if they should have to shoot him up for the weekend.
FIFA themselves would shoot him up.
So he'll be there.
Messy will be there, and it's going to be fireworks.
You know, FIFA, from our understanding, fair and square.
Yeah, I thought it's right down in the middle with everything.
Guy gets a red card.
Let's talk about it.
No, he didn't actually.
No, he did.
He's playing.
That's a big, we like that.
Yeah, England guy gets a red card.
He's out two fucking games.
We don't want to hear anything else about it.
We like that.
See, these are things.
VAR, just 10 minutes later, says, actually, you did dive.
Yellow card red.
You're actually out of it.
here. That's how that's me. That Egypt goal? No, never happened. We kind of like
the way soccer's doing it, you know, like if we were on the
wrong side of it, boy, we would have been allowed. Could you imagine if some
Belgium fuck would have got a red guard? And then they would have
overturned it and then he's playing against us. Trump might
actually shut down the stadium. We're not playing. You guys know
Trump and Infantino are like, are like this. No, we don't
no, we don't know that. He's got a lot of world leaders. He's got a lot of world leaders
he said that he's friends with, you know, in this particular
I heard the response. I heard the response there.
But if Belgium would have had one of those
overturned here in America, there's no way that game's
taking place. I would have never watched soccer again.
We would have been so mad.
I'm watching some of the shit that's happening in the VAR,
them just going back in time.
It's like, actually...
The Egypt one was insane.
And the person goes, what? How about the one
with the chip in the ball that knocked out Croatia?
They said that the chip in the ball detected
that touch of the hair.
And then the other night, it hit the line
of the sky cable, of the sky can.
And they're like, no, it didn't detect anything.
What a load of bullshit.
No.
No.
Remember, we benefited from this stuff.
So we like it right now.
But if I was anybody else
in the world that got screwed over,
by the way this whole soccer thing works,
I could see there's some pissed off
people around the globe.
Maybe a billion of them.
Hey, Pat, what did you think of the U.S. game?
Okay, so,
tone actually has the last question for you here
and then you can kind of lead into that.
Yeah, it was awesome. It was a great game, girl.
Thanks. No, but if
Potch does not come back, if he
leaves, are we
dead? Like, how far does that set
U.S. soccer back?
Especially the men's national team, the one
that's going to be competing year and
a year out for Kofa titles, obviously
and in the World Cup in four years? But on it, like
how far does that set us back if he leaves?
It doesn't set us
back at all. I mean, we've got
We've got money, right?
And if we're willing to invest, we can always bring in a world-class coach.
I mean, for me, Pochitino's brought in to move the needle for us, and I don't think he did in the end.
And you know, it's the thing because Pat mentions, what's that?
You don't think he moved the needle?
I didn't know you were a Potch hater.
I mean, with all due respect, I think I could have went in there and did what he did.
But, guys, guys, guys, let's put this.
When it looked that cool.
He was brought in to move the needle, and we lost like eight out of nine to European.
teams. And the shame is, and Pat, you mentioned this before, is so many
neutrals, AJ, and so many guys, guys wanted to buy into this. This country wants to buy into
this game so bad. And we need a buy-in if we're going to be any good in the future in the
next 10, 15, 20 years. And that game was the biggest buy-in of all time. And we shit the
bed in a bad way, man, because I'll tell you what, you can lose a football game, but you can't
be scared. Americans don't have that spirit. Americans are brave. Americans play, you know,
you know, with everything they have,
and that performance was not good enough.
That was a scared performance.
That falls in the players.
That falls in the manager.
And for me, that's not acceptable enough.
And listen, as long as we're willing to invest in the game,
we could always bring in top class managers.
Peps available, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why not?
Sir Alex Ferguson.
Sure.
He's available?
Sure.
Why not?
Benjamin Franklin gets the job done.
You know that.
SIG?
Yeah.
Coach Signati could potentially pick up the World Cup
team or the United States men's national team
just on his side?
Yeah, I never know.
Blasboretta seemingly said,
I could have fucking lost us
in the first round.
We go get Yergan.
What are we even talking about?
We beat Australia.
You remember my thoughts on Australia?
Okay.
Paraguay was a good win, though.
Could have respect for that.
Paraguay was amazing.
And that's the one that blew our mind.
That's the one that, like,
made us go, hey, listen, what do we got here?
We got something here?
And then all of a sudden, they played against Belgium,
and we were like, wait, I know, I know these guys.
I know this.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is CBS SportsGalazzo legend.
See you, boys.
Thank you, ladies of you, Michael Corrella.
God damn.
Some good points there.
He was cotter.
Ladies and gentlemen, joining us now as we wrap this up with our week.
Okay.
There my, he's not on.
Oh.
I thought it was like kind of.
Smoking meats?
Smoking meats.
Some ones.
Whoa.
Breaking news.
rap sheet.
What'd it do?
Yeah, we'll have him join us
for the digital version of the show.
Obviously, that'll continue on YouTube,
ESPN Plus, Disney Plus.
We can't thank you all enough
for allowing us to do this for a living.
We'll obviously be back on Monday.
There'll be a new major winner,
or will there be a repeat?
Major winner.
Who'll be the World Cup champion?
Who'll get third place?
And oh, yeah,
more NFL teams
will have people in buildings
doing things that matter.
Sports are the greatest.
We're so incredibly lucky.
AJ, anything you say to the people.
people before we get out of here.
No, I hope everybody has a great weekend.
Be your friend, tell your friends something nice.
Might change your life. Goodbye.
That was gay.
That was pretty good.
Got it.
I was about to put it.
Yeah, he was.
Yeah, you thought we did. I was, you know, I'm always, I'm always, I like being on a team.
Team, yeah, I know.
And we like that you like being on team.
We just, big team guy, I'd say.
Is it?
You remember when he could just got that grilled turkey burger at that place?
At McGee's.
At McGee's.
I'm going, which is the inspiration for the how I
met your mother bar. That is correct. Which we saw
also in Ryan McGee's family, I believe.
Really? I didn't know. Don't tell me.
About my heritage. Exactly. I saw that on a placard
downstairs behind the bar. We're a little booze up though.
That place promptly told us to get the fuck out of it.
As soon as that soccer game was over, that was incredible place.
How I met your mother photos everywhere in that place.
I didn't know. I have not watched how I met your mother. I assume it's great.
I like old buddy that was on back left. What's his name?
Jason Siegel. I like him a lot.
Yep, N.P.H.
I like him as well. He was on this side.
Dugie Houser was on this side.
And then the guy that was in that vampire movie.
Jason Segal.
Jason Segal was all right.
Yeah, that one. He was all the way over here.
Dracula, sorry.
Yeah. He wrote a vampire movie.
Yeah, Dracula's lament.
Awesome. Awesome. It was a musical, actually.
Yeah. He's a phenomenal writer, that guy.
And also the one with the doctor.
Yeah, Dougie Haasor. M.P.H.
No, Jason Segal, the one with the psychiatrist.
Oh, Shriggie. Great.
That's a show. Oh, got it.
So good.
Unbelievable.
Heron Ford.
Yes.
TV show ever.
There it is.
Everything that guy is a part of it.
I think he's good.
He's talent.
I think he's very, very good.
So I saw him as a younger version of him, I guess, now I met your mother, all over the place.
And I showed up a little bit later.
They're like, this is the bar that inspired the bar.
We juggled it.
Congrats McGee's.
Yeah.
Thanks for having us.
Anyways, they're a pub.
Bar.
There's chef, who knows what he's cooked before.
and how great it was good food
but it's a lot of
yeah classic bar fare
what's the driest worst thing you guys go out here
oh I gotta go off menu actually
give you a
turkey
slab
done deal
took it off the bud
give it to it took it off they get this buns fucking
surprise brad
ketchup on there
hey every
I play for the Bengals for one year
every day I went in there
I said you mean four of your turkey burgers
and the guy make them beautifully on the
plate, and I would just throw a little ketchup on there and eat them.
It was the best. You had a little turkey steak.
You know, a little turkey steak. I'm not using a knife. You don't need a knife to cut a turkey
burger. Come on now.
I'm pretty tall. Four of them, you're probably, I mean.
Like, pay. Yes. One at time. One at a time.
Oh, you're not stacking those things up like flapjacks?
Like a lasagna?
Yeah, you should have.
Trying to enjoy it, you know?
Like a loaf.
That is enjoyable.
Yeah.
Maybe if I have like 45 seconds to eat four of them, then I would.
Oh, you're saying that's a little militant, what you're doing it or whatever.
He took his time.
Because in my head, those things were stacked up on top of each other and then like syrup on pancakes.
Yeah, you put the catch.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
That's what it sounds like, yeah.
No, that's red gold you guys are using.
Yeah.
No, no chance.
Joining us now is a man who loves red gold somehow or behinds.
Oh.
Redgoals is a great Indiana company, by the way.
by the way, I would like to let that be known.
Are they?
I do appreciate them chasing the dream.
The dream, Heinz catch up.
No doubt.
Joining us now, ladies and gentlemen,
is a man who has a new title.
That's a worldwide later.
He's junior NFL insider for ESPN,
senior NFL insider for NFL Network,
front of the program with a weekly wrap-up with Rapsheet and Friends,
us being a friend, he being a Rapsheet.
Ladies and gentlemen, he'll wrap a pool.
Yeah, Rob Shee!
What's up?
What's going on?
Turkey Berkers.
You stacking those things four high,
putting that kettle.
up right on top of that thing, cutting it like it's a lasagna or a cheesecake or something with different levels and diving right in?
What would your move be there?
I'm out on turkey burgers.
They kind of tell you like it's like this, just like hamburgers, but much more healthy.
First of all, not that healthy.
Second of all, not good.
If you want turkey, you get like a club or something, like a turkey sandwich.
A little roll, a little tomato, maybe some bacon.
If you want a hamburger, be a regular person and get a hamburger.
Or a bison burger, which is actually a great and a little bit leaner.
alternative. Yeah, but certainly if you want to be a normal person, get cheeseburger, not a hamburger,
but I do like us going back in time for those who are allergic to milk. Are you allergic to milk?
No, not. You're gluten-free? I'm looking at you. You've got to have one of those things.
No, I eat at all. I eat the whole thing. Lactose. Here's another thing I want to mention.
You mentioned Jason Siegel's incredible resume, shrinking, which I know you mentioned, is so freaking
funny. I never laugh out loud at anything.
There are some laugh out of
moments. That isn't, you should invest in
that show. It's excellent. Yeah, I agree.
It's a good show. I think if that guy's writing it
and doing it, I think it's going to be good. I think
we can probably just ban it. Until it's not
and everybody's going to say, this guy stinks.
Also, what's his name?
Who is? Yeah, Roy King.
Yeah, Roy. Yeah, he is. He's in it
and also wrote it? Unbelievable. He writes a lot of stuff.
Yeah. Hey, thank
you people that do that stuff.
I appreciate it.
We appreciate it, obviously, team stuff.
All right, Junior, let's talk about a weekly wrap-up
with the rap sheet and friends.
You being rap sheet, us being friends.
You're in a car.
Thank you for wearing your seatbelt.
Thank you for doing.
No problem.
You got to keep it safe.
Big day.
You know what's happening right now, right?
Nope.
Visiting day is tomorrow.
Whoa, seeing the kids.
Let me go see my kids, quarterly.
Not going to bring them home.
Just going to see it for an hour.
Not going to bring them home.
Four hours.
It's going to be great.
It's going to wait.
Yeah, so.
So probably some growth, maybe some beard, puberty situation.
What are we expecting?
How long has it been since you've seen them?
It's been three weeks.
We've gotten some pictures, so we know they are having fun based on the pictures.
And there's Macs right there.
That's so sick.
Dang.
Wow, that's a fun.
Okay, I like, hey, good base right there, too.
He looks pretty comfortable.
Looks confident, too.
He's crushing it.
I like him saying.
Let me get out of my dad's house.
Let me go learn how to do some.
Yeah.
Get out of here.
Let me go absolutely kill it.
I appreciate...
Wow.
What are we doing here?
That's the other one.
Dude.
Doesn't look great at that.
What he's...
We're in his best pro hat.
He's getting ready to check his watch right there.
I can already see.
He's about to check his watch.
Okay, so it's been three weeks.
Do they get normally excited to see you, or is it kind of a drag that the parents have come through?
I think they're excited.
The weird thing is, is like, you haven't seen him in a while, and then it gets back to normal so quick.
and then you chit-chat and then it's like, all right, parents get out of here,
and then you just see them again in four weeks.
So for me, when I go home, if I have to leave,
so let's say come home, go to work,
but I have to leave that night for somewhere.
And I'm only going to see McKenzie for 45 minutes.
Obviously, love doing it, but boy, it makes.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, like what you're going to do right now, I think is probably a pretty,
hey, good to see you, super excited.
And then all, well, actually, I don't know with how it goes in your, but I think in our world,
it'll be a little bit of a, now you get a second time of letting them go, you know, as like,
yeah, but a bunch of kids, my kids don't generally don't, but some kids like, they cry, it's hard.
They always plan something like really awesome after the parents leave.
They're just waiting for the tube socks.
They need a fresh, fresh load of tube socks coming in, and then you guys can get out of here.
All right.
You shift.
Good luck to everybody out there.
Good luck.
Have fun.
Tell Max and Jude,
we said we miss them.
We hope they're enjoying themselves.
This is the annual 14-week camp that the rap sheet sent their kids to.
And I never heard of that growing up,
but I guess it is something that is normal in places.
And we hope you enjoy it.
We hope they get great connections.
We hope they have great off-season.
And we hope you get a chance to have a great summer.
Let's talk about the weekly wrap-up with Rap Sheet.
Camaro gets the deal down in New Orleans.
It felt like he was very persistent about never leaving.
They bring it obviously running back, A. Chan.
Yeah.
What's the name?
Travis A. Chan from the Jaguars.
Yeah. Did we say his name?
It was at the end. He changed it to A. Chan.
Okay, yes. Okay. So I went right there.
Thank you.
That was months ago.
Yes.
He comes into New Orleans as a great running back.
And we all go, ooh, what does this mean for Kamar?
Everybody gets excited for the opportunities for Kamar because of how dynamic he is as a player.
and Kamara came out many times.
It was like, nah, I want to be here, I want to be here.
They get the deal done.
Why do you think this was so important, Alvin?
And what does this mean for the Saints?
Two things here.
One, I thought it was a pretty good deal for both sides, right?
Like, you sort of wonder, is one side going to be really dug in?
And the Saints going to say, like, you know, we want to kind of hold you over the barrel and not pay you very much.
As Kamara going to be like, I want 10.
Good compromise.
You know, he's obviously an older running back going to be third.
the market for these guys has really come back.
And it's actually been cool to see.
People are willing to pay for running backs now
because they sort of realize they can be difference makers.
And like, if you're a veteran like him, you could do two things.
You could say like, all right, I want to be on a playoff team.
A lot of guys do that.
Or you could say, I want to stick with my team and win.
And like, where the saints, we'll see.
But where the saints are now, they could be good.
And so he could be sort of like the final piece to a really good team
would be an awesome, awesome way to end a really, really good career.
All right, Rap.
What about there's a lot of other, like, you know, veteran free agents who have still yet to sign,
notably Stefan Diggs, Debo, Samuel.
There's a lot of other ones at other positions, but those two wide receivers,
maybe the biggest names out there left, Joey Bosa, if he's going to play football or not.
When do we expect, are we waiting for camp for these guys to sign?
Is there any indication that one of these guys are going to sign before camps open in the next week?
How do we feel about some of the guys that are still left?
on these lists.
Diggs could.
I mean, look, if you're a veteran like Stefan Diggs,
and actually a lot of the guys on the list are sort of in the same boat,
where it's like you've been through camps,
Diggs is going to be in great shape.
This year, instead of, like, as opposed to, like,
last year he's come back from the ACL,
didn't really get to do the, like, speed and,
sort of explosion training that he usually does,
is doing it this offseason.
It sounds like he's doing really, really well.
But he doesn't need camp.
So he could wait.
he doesn't get the right deal.
But, like, it certainly seems like he's talking to four teams.
It certainly seems like he's got enough interest to sign.
And, you know, you would think of, like, the good sort of playoff caliber teams that he would, you know, potentially sign with.
But for a lot of the other guys, it's like, you know what?
You've waited this long.
Like, the, what's a good example?
Najee Harris.
Sure.
Right?
Like, he, you know, visited a couple of teams.
I think it was Seattle and the Raiders, right?
If I remember correctly.
you know, got some potential numbers there,
but he could also say, you know what,
I'm going to wait for a running back injury
and maybe get a little more.
Like, that's kind of the time of year
where it is where free agents want to sign,
but like sometimes waiting,
getting a few extra dollars can help.
All right, anything we missed that we did not bring up
that needs to be talked about from the NFL world this week.
You know, the Aaron Donald stuff is really interesting.
Like, my sort of,
In inclination at the beginning of this was like nothing, not a big deal.
But like, it sounds like he's really training to see.
Like, he's been, you know, I don't know if you guys follow him on Instagram,
but he is pretty jacked.
But to get in football shape is a little different.
So it sounds like he's going to get in football shape and then see.
And like, this is a really intriguing possibility.
I mean, adding Aaron Donald at 35, I know, but still.
incredible. Like, Rams are on it. This is an interesting one to keep watching.
Yeah, I would think so. And I hate bringing this up because we love them, senior.
We assume, actually, forget that. I know that if Aaron Donald comes back, he's playing 50
snaps a game. This is not a, this is not a farewell tour, wrote
tour. This is Aaron Donald football.
And any mic'd up I've ever
seen or any film I've ever seen of Aaron
Donald, a part of Aaron Donald
is not just the plays where he's getting a pressure.
It's also the Check 99
plays that are coming from every offensive
line. And you know, Miles Garrett, everybody's like
Miles Garrett will get the double team. Miles Garrett will get the double team.
Okay, I agree Miles Garrett. If Aaron Donald's anywhere near Aaron Donald,
they're going to be sending two to Aaron Donald as well.
I mean, this is not a, and that's been happening
for what, eight years?
Nine years or whatever.
So, I mean, this is, I think Aaron Donald, me personally, I do not talk to him on a regular basis.
I believe he's coming back, okay?
I believe that from the first text where he didn't shut it down immediately.
It's like, oh, if he's even thinking about it, that means he's probably doing it.
What he's trying to figure out, he's trying to eliminate all self-doubt that he can't come back and absolutely murder right now.
I need to see what a workout looks like at the facility.
I need to go hit some of this.
I need to do this.
Training camp's going to probably be big.
if he comes back for him mentally
like hey I got to make sure I'm still the
one you know because it would probably
my guess would be probably
in the middle or laid into training camp
like that's what it sounds like to me
but if he does come back
because like he's going to want to spend this time
by himself doing what he needs to do
the football stuff he can kind of
get as we get a little closer that's my guess
I would assume
that he's going to be a fucking monster
when he comes back
There is going to be...
I'm thinking there's not going to be a single...
Like, maybe two games, but then as soon as he gets back into it...
Because remember, he's, I think, smelling salt.
Every time he's miced up, there's, like, him either talking to himself or somebody else.
Like, he is a killer.
The guy is an absolute...
His engine is never-ending.
I don't even know what he would do if they were to be rotating him out.
Like, on the sideline, what would he be doing?
I don't even know.
He probably just wouldn't.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, I'm good.
I'm good.
So I think he is just trying to figure it.
AJ, is that what you think, too, as a person who's a freak.
AJ Hawk, also freak athlete.
We have to remember that.
And I'm not saying he's in a conversation for greatest defense player of all the time,
but certainly nominated for college football Hall of Fame,
but white dude running 4-5, 4-4 at 240, 40, like,
AJ, one of the greatest freak athletes of all time.
Aaron Donald, still going to have that in there, right, AJ?
You just think he's trying to figure out whether or not how much it is?
Like, what do you think he's trying to gauge right now in this whole thing?
I think he's just trying to get in, like, in football shape.
you're going to, if he feels healthy enough to say, yeah, you know what, I think I might come back.
Let me go see how I feel, put myself through some rigorous workouts.
I absolutely think he's coming back.
If he's not hurt, if he doesn't have some, like, weird lingering injury,
he feels like that would slow him down.
Why would he not come back?
If you're going to at least take the steps he already has, yeah, I expect him to be on the field,
and it's going to be, think about if he comes back, like, two weeks into camp or something,
think of the juice it's going to bring camp too for everybody.
Coaching staff, players, everybody is going to be, like, rejuvenated.
But all Aaron Donald's thinking is about a new offensive lineman that hasn't faced him what he's going to do to him in the first place.
You know, like everybody else is going to be juiced up, but all Aaron Donald's going to be thinking about, I think until then is like, am I the same guy?
And then he's going to be doing things.
And I wonder how quickly it's going to be like, yep.
Come play.
I still got it.
I think he, I don't think it'll take it too long.
Just hit the sled a few times and say, yep, I still got it.
All right.
And McVeigh here, coaching-wise, motivation-wise, you know, it's not just X's and O's.
it's like reaching, you know,
Jimmy's and Joe's.
Yeah.
Like him showcasing to Aaron
how he's better than he was before actually will be fun.
Like, hey,
we actually got to read on the sled.
And this is you from three years ago.
This is you,
like those moments are all huge, I think.
Like literally,
Aaron doesn't want to come back and be seen
as anything less than what he's already known as,
which is one of the greatest of all the time.
That's a tough,
like Aaron's not telling us this.
I'm just trying to think for him
as he was like, as he's going through this,
it's like, that's something too.
That's a constant pressure of like,
hey, you're considered
the greatest football player of all time in some circles.
You know, that's a lot of pride in that.
You've had an incredible career.
Now you're coming out here.
It's like the people want to see it.
You've got to deliver.
No matter what your age is,
no matter how long you've been out there.
The expectation of Aaron Donald
is that he takes over games.
That's the Aaron Donald fucking way, basically.
I bet you if they weren't going to Australia
week one, it already be signed.
Oh, that's fascinating.
That is, that is America.
That is an interesting little...
It's a real kick in the dick to come back to.
Yeah, but what if he wants to play there, you know?
Maybe, but why would you?
How many years he got left?
I'll go, fuck it. I play the game in Australia.
First one ever.
There's a couple of those.
So wrapping it up, rap sheet.
Your thoughts on Aaron Donald.
He comes back mid-training camp.
It sounded like you said.
He plays full-time, and it's inevitable that Miles Garrett and Aaron Donald
are going to be doing this at some point to some...
Right.
Pick and rolls?
Yeah, some offensive line on Monday.
night football and then you just see a little a q shiply going no i don't think so you know i mean i
don't i'm sort of like you and i i hear what i hear but i'm not talking to erin directly and i don't
know for sure but i liked kind of what you said a little bit ago when you're like if he's you know
it's sort of like when a guy's thinking about retirement i'm always like he's going to retire this is
sort of like he's thinking about coming back it's like what would make him go okay
no. Like, I'm not, like, is he not going to be physically good? Like, I'm just trying to understand
going through all this, ramping up the training, what would actually make him say no. And then the
other thing is, like, we've had super teams or whatever you want to, I hate that stupid term,
but like, in the past, the Rams would be a little bit of that. And they're like, everyone's
begun for him. Expectations are as high as you could get. They're already really good.
Like that, their team is going to be so interesting to watch every game this year.
Okay, we appreciate the hell out of you, man.
Thank you for joining us.
Have an incredible weekend.
Tell the boys we said hello.
And I guess Ty would say good luck with the delivery.
Yeah, yeah.
Full suitcase of tube socks for each of them.
So I know that they've probably requested that.
All right, you're the man.
Tell Ms. Leo, we said hello.
That's Ian Rappapaport.
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Hayes Fawcett here has some breaking news.
He says five-star plus wide receiver Monshawn Sales has committed to Indiana.
He tells him.
He tells Hayes Foss.
Oh, Hayes.
Let's go.
A little late to the party there, Hayes.
The fuck you doing.
He does that every time.
We appreciate it, Hayes.
We put him on.
here, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's all right. Hayes, do your thing, bro. Do your thing.
That's a big deal for our program, bro.
I don't know. It doesn't matter because now we have an audience.
It's a big fucking deal for it.
Yeah, that journalistic integrity a little bit.
Hayes ain't no fucking journalist.
He is, though. They are the considered that of that, you know?
Yeah. We like Hayes. We like his husband. He's a good guy.
Can we get some fucking credit? We did.
Agreed. We had 150 people in here.
Pete Naccos would never.
We had a whole high school in here.
He did.
Pat 40 wouldn't do that.
He wouldn't.
Shout out.
Unbelievable.
All right, Hayes.
Congrats to you getting the big break.
Nope, not going to say it because I don't like AC.
Yes.
I work.
Was it just going to automatically just ban him for life, but I'm not going to do that.
He does do it every single time we have someone on.
He knows he works his ass all.
Figuring it out.
Easy, easy, easy.
It's all good.
But just for the sake of journalism, which,
I've been questioned for it before.
You know, my journalistic ethics.
Is that what it was, what was the way?
Integrity.
Is that how they phrased it at the thing?
What's going on with that place?
Journalistic standards?
There are something like that.
What are those?
Which one was it?
Hmm.
We don't need to get into that game.
AJ.
Keep an eye out for your burn bags.
Yeah.
I will.
How are the,
he was,
uh,
I can't remember if you were there or not.
He hadn't seen his bees in a while.
He's very worried about him.
Still haven't.
I'm going to probably,
hopefully get in there this afternoon.
Yeah,
been away for a little bit.
What do you mean?
You got a better relationship with them.
They'll fucking leave you, pal.
They'll go somewhere else.
I know.
Well, I got to give them their time, too.
But yeah, like, I've been gone.
It's been a little while.
Let them build, man.
I've got to give them their space, too.
Have you still not found a queen?
I haven't got back in there since.
It's been 10 days at least since I've been in there.
They're gone.
You are checked out on this hobby.
Those things were feral, dude.
You guys are ridiculous.
Like, why do I even mention?
I shouldn't have never mentioned it to you guys.
No, because we've been following this relationship between you and...
We got Cox Hives box over there, dude.
Yeah, we got sent an entire beehive over here.
That's cool.
I was excited to learn about this, but instead what's happening?
The only thing I'm learning is that you've given up.
There's no day-to-day, there's no day-to-day checking on it.
Talk to anybody.
Talk to David Burns, one of the greatest YouTube beekeepers there is.
You've got to give them time to build, man.
the guy, he has a full hood
that usually has mesh hood into you
if you find this guy.
He built a plexiglass view shield
into his hood.
So I'm looking to make one of those my own too.
Okay, so we're still interested.
Oh, come on.
More than interested.
This is what they, you know,
we absolutely are interested.
That's what we do.
All right.
We got two things we have to do
because it's Friday,
but we got a lot of people
that I'm looking at that have to pee
and poop
as well.
Let's just
yeah, let's just do
one of each.
Let's do one of each.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's for time.
Do the right one.
Do the right one.
For each one?
Yeah.
See, I don't know the answer to that right now.
Spock's making that decision.
I know the right one for the flight.
The, oh, no, is easy.
Everybody knows that one.
Something that happened that,
We never could have imagined.
Actually, there was another one.
Actually, what?
The animal one or the...
Let me show you some.
I was singing the animal one.
Okay, there's another one that I have a thing.
Oh, and then there's another one I saw at goofball fest from last night.
Oh, that?
No.
I want to see that one.
I don't know what it is, but I'd like to see it.
There was a poop one, too?
Oh, the poop one's good.
What's the goofball fest?
All right, let's do all of that one.
Let's do all of those ones.
Okay.
Let's go to the other one now.
Let's go to the other one now.
I don't know.
I don't know any of the ones at our ass.
I think we'll just do one there.
These ones aren't as good.
Actually, we'll just do two.
We'll do two here and just kind of ride with me here.
Ladies and gentlemen, each Friday we try to celebrate all the amazing things of sport.
It's time for five things that aren't asked.
Here we go.
Today it'll just be two because obviously it's an off-season week.
First, let's head to the American Century Classic out there in Lake Tahoe.
Ladies and gentlemen, there is Amont, who is a,
All-time leading tackler for the Green Bay Packers,
college football, national champion,
Super Bowl Chamber, Roddy Crup winner, A.J. Hawk,
who is a...
How many time participant in this celebrity golf tournament now?
17, maybe, something like that.
Nice.
And for the first time in his 17 years,
he stepped up to the Travis Matthew.
Boom!
Wow!
Moon shot for Hawker.
Some incredibly uncomfortable and awkward with them
celebrating him and a camera on him.
Doesn't know what to do.
Just tries to walk it off,
it cool. You were certainly excited
in that moment, AJ. That's a big time shot, and
we know that. Yeah, I was glad I made it.
I didn't, I forget, I don't know who. Oh, it's my brother,
obviously, was the one filming me. Yeah, he probably didn't expect
me to make it so soon, but yeah, had to get out there
to get up to the 18th T and T off and hit the next one
out of bounds. Had you ever made it? Had you ever
made it before? Yeah, I made
it a couple years ago when I went by.
I played
with somebody who, played with some people
that were awesome, and they were, different
people were firing shots out. I said, hey, did you make it?
And he said, I'm actually oh for the tournament.
this was Sunday at the time. So yeah, I was glad to make one. Yeah, it's good to get one to see
see one fall through there. Vince Carter hit one. Easy. Obviously, Steph Curry, just easy.
Bucket. It's crazy how easy all the basketball players, no matter how old they are,
walk up to this and just kind of let it fall. Yeah, all of them. Drop it. It's a far,
it's a far-ass shot, and there's wind, and it's a weird setting. And by that moment,
you are very intoxicated normally. So way to go there, AJ. We're proud of you.
Let's move away from the golf. Let's head to a basketball court.
more specifically, a NFL player on a basketball court.
Ashton Genty at a Boise State, obviously the guy did magical things in college.
He goes to the Raiders and is a stunt.
Yeah, I'd say he's a bit explosive.
Yeah, I'd say that type of explosivity is good when it comes to being an athlete.
And Ashton Genties, everything they say is, I guess, out there in Las Vegas.
That team's loaded, that team's stacked.
I think the world, the NFL world, is going to be introduced to this guy this year
in a much bigger way, AJ.
Yeah, he is. I mean, how explosive
it's so impressive to see him do that, but it just
makes me think of all the defenders
that have to try to attempt to tackle this guy
with his low center of gravity and how
jacked and ripped you. Like, these guys are
nightmares to tackle. I'm just letting you know right now.
Boys, that's certainly not asked.
No, not at all. Buystock and the Raiders
now while you still can. I'm telling you, there's
not a lot of respect for the Raiders on the sports
books or really anywhere. And that's,
I guess, because they're in the Chiefs and the AFC
is what it is or whatever, but it's, you
started looking at their roster, you look at what they did in the offseason, and you look at the
Ravens taking Max Crosby, who has bangers out, Raider Way.
He's so good.
Congrats to him, by the way, pursuing that particular dream.
But the Ravens go like this to him, boom, kick them back to the Raiders, and this might be their
best team.
And we all know how we feel about Fernando.
Yeah.
Like, I am a believer in Fernando.
They're in a competition, obviously, out there, him and Kirk Cousins.
Good person for Fernando to learn from if Kirk is a starter.
And if Fernando's a starter, Kirk has already had to go through this entire thing.
I think Kirk and Fernando much more similar
than maybe anybody else that could possibly be there.
With Tom Brady also doing the, hey, this is how you're a leader, this is how you do this.
Linderbom.
I'm a firm believer in the Las Vegas Raiders this year.
Now, what does that mean?
They'll be much better than the last year.
How many wins?
Yeah, exactly.
What does that mean?
Nine.
Whoa.
I would not be.
I would not be surprised they get a playoff win, a wild card.
Whoa.
That's how I feel about the Raiders.
When I'm looking at their roster right now and how I believe in.
Fernando, but they spent a lot of money
in a lot of good places. And it's like,
are they that ass that they can't overcome
having good players as well?
We shall see. Good luck to them.
Five and a half is their over for the win total.
So I'm on their over. I'm on their over.
I'm on their way over.
And then Gentie had
the O-line was so bad. Last year,
he was getting hit in three yards in the back foot almost every
time, but he had over 1,300 total yards.
And just with a horrendous O-line
is a rookie season. And Brock Bowers, was he
good or no? Always.
Was he good tight end for the Raiders or no?
Did it work out?
Is he going to be okay in the NFL?
Yeah.
Just fine.
I think he was...
They basically wouldn't let him play last year.
You got hurt like week one and he was like, hey, I want to play and Pete Carroll was kind of just like, we suck.
So we don't want you to get hurt, so you're not going to play.
I like five and a half?
Five and a half?
Yeah.
Hammer.
Let's do that before everybody gets on it.
Hold on one.
Sorry, if you're 21 plus in an illegal state and agreed to gamble responsibly and not like a fucking asshole.
come join us please i'm i'm literally getting this in before it changes it's going to change as we
talk about this i think especially if an influx of money comes in on them
three let me uh for everybody maybe slowed down a little bit they spent some money five yeah a lot of you
oh yeah i can see we're getting six there's six definitely there's six win a there's a tough schedule
but you know there's six wins okay but six and a half over under over six and a half is plus
one 25 no thanks i'll take the five and a half i'm taking six and a half i feel very good about them
All right, we'll see how long I let that bet stay in my thing.
Yeah.
It's hard to do the future's bets.
It's hard to do it.
It's hard to the future.
Especially when you go to zero and you're like, should I reload or just cash
up this future?
Yeah, fuck this thing.
I'll do this again later.
Responsibly.
Yeah.
Responsibly.
If you're 20, draft king's available in all 50 states.
Okay, need to need to remember that.
Predictive marketing in places in which sports gambling is not available.
In sports gambling, they got the best.
It is so many options.
You know, first time you're in there
might get a little scared, okay?
Because there's a lot of shit.
But as you get more and more and more and more comfortable,
it's like by far, easy to use.
Also, they will check your ass.
Had to watch a video the other day.
The video basically popped up as soon as you log in
and they say, hey, you should stop betting on soccer.
Okay, you want to look at your stats, bro?
Do you want to look at your stats right now?
View stat sheet right now.
It's a button right here.
You should fucking look at it.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Popped up.
I think it's one of their newest thing.
view i found out after i uh i thought i'd do it in soccer i had figured out i had them i had like
a lot of a lot of a lot of lines out there and i just saw man when they when it has to cam it didn't
and not yeah no bites there was zero goals yeah in a couple games so it really went and i log in
soon as i get in there it's a video got to watch this all right let me skip the video no you
No, you suck it doing this particular sport.
You have to watch this video.
And then it's like, do you want to view your stat sheet right here?
Oh, yeah, actually, you are going to view your stat sheet.
In soccer, this is started out good, bud.
This is kind of what's happening.
And then they're like, we can't wait to get to college basketball with you, too.
We're going to have some of that.
So I do believe that if you make an agreement to gamble responsibly,
Draft Kings will also remind you of that.
That this is supposed to be fun.
This is not a try to get rich.
thing that is happening. Only like three people in the history have been able to do. Just history.
I'm not talking like this. There's a very small group of people that have been able to do this for a
living because sports are unpredictable. So don't be an asshole. Just utilize it to make the game a little
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way. Not that it hasn't forever. But also do it responsibly. So come on.
This is what it's supposed to be.
Like, 10 years from now, I think we'll kind of understand, like, drink in moderation.
You know, there's some people who drink that.
Like, I think it will be something, but we are honored that we are a part of the time in which it is kind of all taking place.
And we will continue to echo the sentiment that is a true one, don't be an asshole, gamble responsibly.
That's actually not a bad tagline.
No, I like it a lot.
Because anybody that's sports gambling is not going to get offended by being called an asshole.
Don't be an asshole, gamble responsibly.
That's not bad.
I ain't see a billboard of that
No
Hmm
You don't think I'll pull it up right
I don't know
I don't know how they feel young impressionable eyes
A star star star
Yeah maybe
Don't be an A hole
But usually it's actually the whole part
That they blur out
Yeah and not the ass part
Because it's visual
Because ass okay
Yeah
Whole okay
Can't do it
What about like a picture of a hole
Not a butt hole
but like a hole like Shailabuff holes.
Yeah, and you just do one of these.
You have somebody like this, like a blank person doing this
with a hole.
Yeah.
See through on a billboard?
So you like see the...
That'd be cool.
That'd be cool.
I like that.
A hole through it.
Innovative, yeah.
See the blue sky on the other side?
So we're just kind of cutting a hole through the entire billboard.
Yeah, it's a big ass hole in the middle.
I think that was certainly...
It would definitely be worth whatever that would cost.
Especially to put it back afterwards once we're done.
Yeah, you're right.
Well, yeah.
We're never done.
Yeah, you'd have to knock.
down the whole billboard after that but
it could be part of it as well. They sell those
by the amount of eyes. I've told you guys this before, right?
You get an odd
number. You fucking, you guys are real attention to
details. You're counting exactly how many one odd
fucks are walking in the room?
Not that they're all fucks, but you're...
Sure. Majority though. No.
Good folks. Everyone I've met.
Dude, I
uh,
I watched that Abbott piece
again. Great.
Just kind of got caught in it. I was just
scrolling, stopped, did something. It
was running on the video. I was like, did I hear
do I remember? Went through it again.
That third grade teacher. Yeah.
Yeah. Dog. Taking time
out of life away from school to figure
out how to tie shoes. I got it. Get out here.
That's crazy. Like, hey,
I figured it out. That's like
a fucking cool thing. You know, like
listening to all that was like
that was beautiful. That was
beautiful storytelling. It was.
And a beautiful inspiration and beautiful
stories of all. Now on that
note, let's go the complete opposite direction. It's Friday.
Okay.
It's time to wrap up some things that maybe didn't go so good.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to hop on the train that nobody wants to be on.
But inevitably, if you're doing anything in life, you can potentially end up here.
It's time for, oh no!
Let's go out to Yellowstone.
Everybody's seen it.
Have no idea how this is real and not out of a movie.
Old man with suspenders running from Bison!
God!
I've seen a lot of breakdown of people saying,
this guy just staying directly in front of a bison
and continue to do as such is obviously the only thing you can't do
whenever you're with a bison.
I guess side lateral movement, not as great.
This bison hitting him so purely
and throwing him so high is obviously out of a movie.
Guy's good.
Guy understands everybody laughing at his fate
and also understands that this is a scenario
that we never thought we could,
see. Now, you look at that bison, you think
yourself, that fucker's gigantic.
Did we know they were that big
in real life? I don't think so.
I think I thought maybe a little smaller, you know, because I'll go
through like a mall or I'll see one on the side of the street.
That fucker is gigantic.
And Foxy, you're good throwing it, man. I think we just ran
45 straight guys. Well, we didn't talk about how it stands over
and taunts them, too. Not only does it, taunt him
and it gets, I mean, you just took a photo. So, this is how it started.
With the Finns jersey next time? Yeah, Jacoby percent.
You take a photo of him.
He's rolling around, and I wish we had the full video,
because at the beginning, he's, like, rolling around sleeping.
Like, kind of having a good time, waking up.
And, yeah, here we go.
Having a little bit of a time.
Might just took their food, you know, right back here.
Might he just want to do their thing.
That fucker is gigantic, dude.
Just absolutely gigantic.
And then somehow his eyes just kind of catch used to.
A shit sweet.
What are you guys doing?
Is that guy got panicleer?
I'm way too big for you to be this close.
All right.
I'm getting up.
All right.
And you.
You want a show?
Is that what you want?
You got your cameras out?
Let me go ahead and fucking give you a show.
That thing running right at you.
You have to be thinking, no way this is real.
No way this is real.
Turn the corner, a little bit of fish tail.
A little bit of a fish tail around there.
Then stalk spray stops.
Let me get a little better angle at this thing.
Runs through a tree.
Obviously, get this tree out of my fucking way.
Hey, Tree, you're in my fucking yellow stunt.
And where's this prick at?
He's back here?
Oh, oh, oh, hey, where you at, pal?
Oh, let me smoke you out of here.
And then let me...
Yami!
I mean, that's a lot of thinking that Bison did.
Oh, yeah.
Do we know that they had that much forward thought?
Do we know that they had that much, like, pettiness?
Do we know that they had that much athletic ability?
The fish tail around the right end, turn two there.
That was...
I learned so much about these fucks in this video,
other than the fact, incredibly durable as his old's.
Yeah, that's cool.
Yeah.
Great work.
Yeah.
Very happy that.
That fucker was gigantic.
Huge.
Yeah.
Which takes us where, AJ.
The new stadium in Buffalo.
We were calling, before seeing this thing.
Okay, I didn't know this is what a Bison's fastball was.
I had no idea that this is the fucking one.
Is this the fucking, is this the goat of Bison?
Is this the, the biggest, fastest, strongest one that we got?
Is this what they all have been?
been, I don't think we know enough maybe.
I saw him in
history books. They were like this
mostly, but the fucking Native Americans
were like, yes. I haven't seen one like that since
America's wildest nature videos
back in the day you'd buy the VHS get sent to your
house. That was sick. That was work, sweet.
There was another one. Somebody,
multiple people do those.
I think these pick and choose to do the nature
ones. For me, I never
seen a bison that big. That
fucker, boy, is big.
Is that a modified? Is that a modified?
one? Like, what are we got going on?
Is that a crossbreed of something?
Could be. Is that what a fucking bison has always
looked like? I think so. I don't know how old
that thing is. I didn't know they were that
aggressive. But I think Connor might have
been on something. I think that pickup truck rode by
and was like, fuck you dickhead! And then, you know,
he was like, what
did you save me? And then
that old bastard's just sitting right there with binoculars.
Yeah, exactly. As soon as he saw binoculars.
So that ram truck,
I believe it was.
Okay.
The first one or the second one?
The first one.
Yeah.
Agreed.
Left the right.
Yes.
Agreed.
That's the one that you're saying.
Yeah.
Might have honked, actually.
Yeah, we don't know what audio is available out there, but I think those guys might be to blame.
Can we go back to the beat?
That's a ramp truck right there.
And the windows rolled down, isn't it?
Yeah.
Definitely said so.
Press play.
Press play.
What do you think happens here?
What's up, guys?
What do you think the truck says?
Right here.
no big deal whatever this guy they're just like
he's like check the shit out it's gonna be awesome
you know whip it around the trees
come back around
okay and you think
when do you think is the moment
that
that was the moment I think whenever
it was that truck right there no because I think he's
getting up right there and just
okay you think he's doing it right here
fuck you dickhead
oh that's a different truck I think
I think that's a different those are two different trucks
those guys are in cahoots
Oh, you think he won't woke him up.
I'll wake him up. We'll yell at him
and hopefully he'll fucking kill this guy over here.
Who knows?
We can steal the campsite.
Yes, he's hunting that guy.
He even pushes him out, you know?
Like the second lap around,
when he takes the tractor, another round right here,
he pushes him to go right where he wants him to go.
I mean, you know, he's like baiting him to get you up.
Please, thank you.
Oh, Zito did some digging.
The truck did honk its horn.
Which one?
had to be the first one.
The first one. The first one had to be the first.
The second one looks like it was someone working there.
How about them hitting the gas a little bit faster and a way?
Hey, good luck.
Exactly.
But good on that Buffalo too, because I assume he was really pissed.
Like after he launches him up like that, like he could have went and stomped on his head and killed him.
And he decided not to.
We thought about it. He was standing over.
The only thing.
Tom's gone through it over there, bro.
Did you hear him earlier?
I mean, there was a seven cough run.
I thought he was dead after each one.
I like that city, but every time I go there, it's dirty.
It's a dirty city.
What city?
Well, we were in two very dirty cities.
Okay, I didn't know which one.
There are low of people there, weak immune systems, you know, it is a dangerous place to be.
Bruce Brown attacking the immune system.
Yeah, if you weren't bored and raising it from birth, he had stuff.
Oh, born in the dark, you're saying.
Well, I'll tell you, the hotel air conditioning.
that too. If you got one shooting right on your face and you happen to maybe fall asleep in a
different place but then roll into that, that certainly will get you to the morning. That'll get you
pretty dry in the morning and then a lot of what was that? Oh, I was just huffing the neighbor in this
hotels somehow cold air that Europe hasn't figured out yet directly into your face for
three, four hours. Yes. At least.
Actually, I'm not going to blame it on New York because it did start in Philly,
but there was human poop that Foxy and I had to step over in New York.
Really?
I thought that was done.
I didn't see any YouTube.
Day one.
It was so, so runny.
I never actually see human poop or in New York and then I did this time.
It was awesome.
Really?
It's the first time?
Yeah, and it was disgusting.
Because I'll say, like, the last three times I've been there in recent history, I haven't seen it.
And that'd be the first three times that I had seen.
So that's what I, I guess, just, I was a different mindset.
Yeah, it was early in the morning.
too. That person's unhealthy.
Yeah, we saw a couple
people sharing a queen cardboard.
So it did seem as though they were probably
using the dump. Yeah, but it could have been the horses, too.
I saw...
Oh, we smoked that. Central Park horses.
Yeah. That's a bummer.
Ban them now. That's a big time bummer.
Ban them now. Yeah.
Legit. There is a movement
to ban them and they should. It is messed up.
And where do they go? That's part
New York. Don't ban those fucking things.
That's part of New York.
Those things were about to die every single one of my wife.
You get these small city slickers coming in,
especially people.
from overseas, they want to take a horse ride
around Central Park. Now, if you want to ban a couple of falafel
stands, because I could have sworn I saw one of those guys just taking a fucking dump on a
semolina roll and then selling it to someone. That's a different story. But
that's neither here nor there.
You're not going to get the egg right there. We couldn't find
pizza. Crazy. No piping hot pizza. It was unbelievable.
Nothing open after 10 p.m.
That was crazy. We couldn't find pizza after the
ESPs. We were walking back. You were there, Dickhead. What do you mean, Ru? Not after the
espies. I wasn't there. No, but we're talking about the two previous nights as well. You can't find
PITZ anywhere. How do you feel, AJ, about missing the ESPs now that it's happened? I mean,
I did, you know, I did miss out. I was watching it on TV and I was like, man, I wish I was there,
but I was unable to be there. So I made the best of it. I thought they did a great job.
Marcel, beautiful job hosted. I did think he did a good job. Not an easy gig.
No. Tough room.
Yeah.
Tough room.
Music's tough too.
Like if you're not at the crowd, it's always awkward.
Awkward.
They do stuff in between too, you know, like during the break.
That stuff's always awkward too.
They should just play some music just like, hey, you guys probably all want to talk to each other right now,
even though I, the MC guy I like him.
He's good.
The other shit that they try to put in there, though.
It's like, there's like a thousand people in this room that I'd much rather have them talk.
And actually, I'm trying to go talk to him, actually, because, well, we got three and a half minutes right now.
No, actually, you guys sit down and we got a little mid-break show going on.
It's like, well, I'd like to fucking go talk to them.
Most of the seat fillers are like robots, too.
Like, you know, there's a lot of movement people going out there.
And you get so, like, every once in a while, just be like some random person sitting next to you.
And they're just fucking sitting sitting straight ahead, like, well, engage.
It wasn't the seat fillers we talked to, though.
I had a couple like that.
No, they weren't robots, though, because we told them not to be robots.
We told them we need big.
Ha, ha, ha.
We had some guys down at the end at some point,
but there was a couple people I was sitting next to
like the first like 30 minutes we were in there.
Fucking robots.
That couldn't have been in the group we saw going in.
Probably not.
I saw a group of these seat fillers whenever we walked in
and felt obligated to go give them a speech.
You know, felt obligated to give them a speech about,
hey, we need action.
Oh, that's what that group was?
Yeah.
I thought it was like high school athletes for sure.
Oh, okay.
No.
not talking about them.
They were.
They were.
Oh, but they were also.
High school and like freshman in college, I think.
It was that era, era of human, athletes that were selected to be seat for those.
So got a chance to see them.
We were already late.
Let's be later.
Let's go talk to these people.
Yep.
Go and talk to them.
They tell them their story.
And yeah, they had great energy, great vibes.
They did.
They understood the importance of being in there.
Like, hey, whoever's on a stage, need you.
We need big.
Hi, hi, hi, hi.
I told him.
Teeth.
Ah.
Ha.
Those things.
Loud clapping.
We need big dramatic clapping.
Standing O's.
Let's be excited to get up.
I forgot about how many of those happened.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, a few too many this year.
Yeah, but it stopped at one point on somebody, and then it just kind of slowed down.
It was everyone for a while.
Yeah, I think early people felt excited to potentially do it.
Yeah.
And then it was like, what are we doing?
Here we go again.
Are we doing it?
Okay, here we go.
That was a decision.
was made by...
Who is that? Normally in the back, I think.
There was someone front left who kept doing it who...
It was really pissing me off.
Oh, come on, dude.
Peter Schreger?
No.
I know he's talking about it.
He was right behind us, though, with the Mizz.
I saw a great little video of him.
Very excited.
He was very excited.
He was Jewish.
You said, I think Schragge showed up at 430 to the red carpet.
I don't think so. I know he did.
Really?
Yeah, he went right for a Mars show directly
over to the red carpet.
Then I think got delayed because of the rain.
Oh, yeah, I did.
Yeah, so he was just kind of holding down.
I think he actually had an umbrella out for the fucking.
People arriving.
Let's go to the last.
All right.
That's the show.
Nah.
Come on.
That guy earned it.
It was in there for eight hours.
Just covered it.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's go to Kansas City.
Hey, man.
got stuck in the shitty part of a port john for eight hours this man somehow found his way
into where you poop and pee obviously security cops and fire department were all very confused
by the situation sir how do you find your way in there and i'll tell you for eight hours he was
sitting in there and we still don't know the exact way he got in there a lot of people saying drugs
probably in play here maybe he dropped his phone trying to get down in there that of yeah
There's a mountain dew. I believe he dropped the mountain dew.
Okay, maybe it was a liquid, I guess. He was trying down there and scoop it back up.
Whatever the case, eight hours this man was in the wrong end of a port of John.
So a fire department had to come and saw him out, eat their own amount of shit, and this guy gets out.
Tone, you were really the driver behind this one.
What most satisfies you about this particular clip?
Just the ability to get down in there.
And then there was multiple moments where he,
had to like do one of these. Yeah and then he wouldn't come out so the this was on July 14th it was
after the Casey watch party for the World Cup so a lot of pissing shit. Yeah a lot of staying
power. A lot of steamy piston shit in there. This guy decided to live in there for eight hours
and then they came to pick up the port of John it was locked and they said hey you got 10 minutes to come
out and he said all right now he never came out until they started thinking this might be something
going on. They found him in there.
And then he was badmouthed in the fire department.
And they were like, listen, Dickhead, you were the guy
that got in here. Don't yell at us.
Yeah, he never
really gave the full story after that. He didn't
want to, I guess. The fire department said, but it's
a good, it's good, it's good story.
The amount of different, the amount of different
times that Porta John was
telling him, no. Yeah, this isn't going to
work. Like, his head and shoulder
stuck not being able to get in there.
The Port of John, the Port of John is saying,
can't do it. And he's like,
going there's a will, there's a fucking way.
Forces his head down in there,
gets in there, brings his legs in?
Yep. And then once he gets in there,
so accomplished of himself, I guess.
Was he just going to live there? Like,
we need an interview.
I would guess he would certain death
if you were to sit there for eight hours. That guy's dead.
For sure. You think he
was trying to? He probably inhaled
15 different people's pieces of poop.
Like, no matter what, I think the mortality
right on that is. Fifteen hundred. Yeah,
bingo. Was he trying to creep on
people and trying to get people to come dump on him while he was sitting in there.
Wow.
No, because it was locked.
Yeah, it was locked.
Yeah, he was the one that was dumping.
He was just hungry.
And he was like, I need a fucking,
he just need a port-a-potty buffet.
This thing is loaded after the U.S. men's national.
The fire department did wash him off afterwards with their fire hoses from a very far distance.
Yeah, he's doing nothing.
That guy's going to smell like poop for the next fucking.
six years. Forever.
I mean, anytime you do get kind of marinated and shit and piss and a poor John, you have to assume
that's going to do something to you long term.
Nonetheless, whenever you see something like that, you can't help but just say, oh, no, no.
And ladies and gentlemen, that was, oh, no!
All right, what a week.
It's great to be back.
Long week.
What a short week.
Yeah.
Great one.
It was a great week.
It was.
Tox the table.
Great work, boys.
You too, man.
One half the hammer.
Dad.
Cowboys AP, Tom.
Good work.
You.
The other.
What's that?
You good work.
Thank you.
It's a you too, Tom.
Thank you.
So the other half of the hammer.
Cowboys bubble gumpe.
A great work this week.
Good week.
Good work.
Good luck to England this weekend, Joe.
Oh.
What did you say?
It's a good luck to us England squad.
Thank you. I'm actually going to take it in because it'll probably be the last game.
Thomas Tuchel is on the touchline for it.
You guys are certainly trying to run him out of the country.
Absolutely. Pep Guardiola is at the wheel.
Euros 2028. It's coming home.
Well, it sounds like Team USA might need a coach as well.
We'll see if Guardiola decides to go home to England or maybe become the father of a sport in an entire country.
Could.
I don't know.
You tell me which one you choose.
What if Lou decides to hang him up and he just becomes the U.S. Men's National Team coach?
I don't people say he's a big time talker
so yeah but he carries a big stick
huge stick
I want to lose to play fuck him being a coach
so fuck if that's what it takes
that he doesn't play
that's all I was saying if it's gonna take him
to be considered an American
you know because he's already played for Argentina a couple of times
and technically he is from there
and I think everybody says he's from there
including him, would say that
and he's won a World Cup for them.
If we know the FIFA
have very strict rules on a lot of things
and the way they're always by the book.
Yeah. Yeah.
If we can get him in somehow by a coach,
like foreign coach.
Yeah. And then he also, Jackie Moons.
I'm with that. I think we'd all be with it.
Yeah, I'd be with that, for sure.
We'd say by to punch.
Or Potch could be like, you know,
assistant coach, bench coach or something.
I don't know Grella kind of changed my mind.
He did.
Yeah, he made some good points.
Salient points.
And he said he could actually probably have done what Ponce did.
What do you think about it?
I mean, they did win the group, in all fairness.
They weren't favored to win the group.
If Burr-Halter was at the wheel, I doubt they would have done anything at all.
Our biggest worry was Turkey E, right?
And they fucking sucked.
It did suck.
But I don't know if Grella has given us an answer for the grass that is greener than Ponsetino.
No.
And maybe it's Coach Molo.
Could be Coach Biolo.
Could be coached Bielo.
You're right. Tony.
Tony could be the answer.
Gumpie, congrats on another five years in America.
There you go.
Glad to be here.
USA.
USA.
When does the studying start for the test that you're definitely going to do good on?
I tell you what, if once I'm here for five years, I can get the green card.
So, you know, we get that.
And then, you know, after 10 years, we get the citizenship.
So we got a lot of time.
We don't just get the citizenship.
Well, the green card we do get.
And the green card is kind of the one that, you know,
you don't have to deal with any of the other bullshit anymore, which would be really cool.
Which we're very thankful to deal with, obviously.
This entire process has been filled with incredible people.
And thank you to everybody for being a part of this over there in Washington, D.C.
We certainly do appreciate the hell out of that.
But there's a test, isn't there at some point coming around Bend or around the river bend?
About seven years from now, yep.
All right, here's a couple questions.
Here's a sample.
Here's sample for that, okay?
Principles of American government.
Question one, Gumpy.
No phone of friends happening here.
Remember, this is Gumpy in the room.
Okay.
You got this.
It's a tough subject, too.
His future with us depends on him getting these right.
What is the form of government of the United States?
States. Is it a Republic?
Is somebody playing drums with their microphone?
My glasses just fell off. Are you okay?
No, I've had a piss since 130. So bad.
But we're holding strong.
What is the form of our government?
Which is kind of a true question.
No, we'll see. Is it a republic?
Is it a constitution-based
federal republic? Or is it a
representative, democracy?
He's Googling back here.
Smart.
Yeah, the answer is all, isn't it? It is all four.
It is all, yeah. What is the Supreme Law of the Land?
Well, you give it multiple choice. You kind of get to see the questions before this, though.
You get all the questions.
What is the Supreme Law of the Land? I don't know, you know, we got seven years figure that out.
Jesus Christ. We got to learn that one.
It's faith, liberty, the pursuit of happiness.
No, that is, no, that is not the principles of our country.
Depended on where you go, you might just be.
able to say like it's the right to bear arms
motherfucker. I think it's a part
of it. What's the
Supreme Law of the Land
Gumpy? How many? What are the options?
It's multiple choice.
The questions, every
question on the citizenship test
is multiple choice. All right.
Constitution A. B.
Right to bear arms.
Yeah, I like that one. I don't think that's it though.
C.
Faith, liberty, the pursuit of happiness.
That one's wrong. Said it already.
D.
none of the above.
None of the above.
Oh my God, we just...
The Constitution.
He gave it to the Constitution.
He gave it.
Do one more.
Go down and keep going.
Geography?
What year was Jay Feidler
that started quarterback
in Miami Dolphins?
Hold on, hold on.
Okay, that's right.
Yeah.
Okay, stop, stop, stop.
Stop.
How many amendments
does the U.S. Constitution have
now that we learned about this existing
multiple choices please okay a 14 b 32
c 27
d 25
i go with c 27
hey hey
how many of those do you have to get right how many those do you have one that's it i got it
i mean no in real life what is the number you have
i think there's 10 questions you get asked i believe and you got to get what eight
seven or eight
I think you're good
can you go down
I mean we got one right
no here we go here we go here's up actually
stop
stop stop
what founding document said the
American colonies were free from
Britain
July 4th
1776
A
you don't need the
No just know it
You don't need multiple choice for this
one you're fucking killing me gumpy just just say the answer you know this there's a
movie about the day he said it today confident July 4th also known as
4th of July we got seven years will Smith movie also known as
Jeff Goldblow move declaration of independence day we got time the world the world
There's no worries. We got time.
We need to start now, though.
I mean, green card, you know.
How long can he green card it?
Forever.
Oh, okay.
But don't we kind of...
We want that little flag. Don't they give you like the little flag?
Yeah, I want to get that picture, for sure.
Yeah.
But like I said, the green card is a good start.
Okay, so let's aim for that, I guess.
Let's try to avoid any other 10-year bands.
Because I think they could, you could do something where they take that away.
they can't take away your citizenship.
They can. They can just hang you from a doorknob.
And then it's just kind of whatever.
Firing squad.
Well, that's interesting.
I mean, certainly have to dive into that at a later date.
AJ, great work.
All right, we'll be back next week.
Have an incredible weekend.
We got a major Foxy.
We've got to pay attention to that.
Great work this week back.
Yes, sir.
Bruce, great to see you back.
Fresh from Croatia.
Nick, great to see you, pal.
To all the lads in the Thunderdum,
let's continue to crush it.
We appreciate that.
And yeah, this is.
is a dream of a lifetime to be able to do this for a living. And we can't thank all of
you enough. We appreciate you. And we will see you on Monday. Be a friend, tell
friends up nights. Might change your life. Team on me. Team on three. One, two, three.
Two. Goodbye.
