The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 1587 - Kendrick Perkins, Cooper Kupp, Kirk Herbstreit, Ian Rapoport, Darius Butler, & AJ Hawk
Episode Date: July 22, 2026On today's show, Pat, Darius Butler, AJ Hawk, and the boys discuss all the biggest sports stories going on in the world before making way for several great guests including 15 year NBA veteran, NBA Ch...ampion, and ESPN NBA analyst, Kendrick Perkins on LeBron watch; 2x Super Bowl Champion, Super Bowl MVP, 2021 Offensive Player of the Year, Pro Bowler, All-Pro, WR for the Seattle Seahawks, Cooper Kupp; the voice of college football and color commentator for the NFL on Prime, Kirk Herbstreit; and lastly, ESPN Junior Insider, NFL Network Senior Insider, Ian Rapoport. Make sure to subscribe to youtube.com/thepatmcafeeshow or watch on ESPN (12-2 EDT), ESPN’s Youtube (12-3 EDT), or ESPN+. We appreciate the hell out of all of you, we’ll see you tomorrow. Cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello, beautiful people, and welcome to our humble abode, the Draft Kings Thunderdon.
On this winner Wednesday, July 22nd, 2006, this sports program begins now.
Sports!
We are happening all around us, and we're so incredibly lucky and thankful that we get a chance to chat about it every single day,
and that only happens because all of you watch this show.
Whether you hate us or like us, I guess, if you watch it, it's a good thing.
affinity for things does matter, I think, in this particular business.
So those that are watching us that like us, I do appreciate that.
It's been loud in the streets, obviously, but I would just like to echo the sentiment once again
that hopefully that never has to happen again, because obviously it's terrible for anybody
to have to lose job and move forward.
But on that note, we are so thankful and lucky that we get to talk about sports.
This is a great job on earth.
The Talks tables here at Boston Connor and at Ty Schmidt.
One half of the Hammer, Cowboys AP Tonus here.
Who do you gamble with, man?
You...
The crad?
Can you mount a little bit there, too, Foxy?
Who do you...
I'm getting crads.
Who do you...
This is what I just looked over.
Late addition, the sweatshirt was on.
I appreciate that.
Good L-Rap.
It's a bit chilly here today.
That's a great new L-Rap.
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Draft Kings. Now, speaking of Draft King's
Sportsbook, don't look now. We got odds
for an NFL game.
Oh, big time. And also,
we got NFL teams
reporting the training camp.
Yeah. There we go.
Hall of Fame game, a big one.
Carolina Cardinals,
Carolina Panthers, Jesus,
Arizona Cardinals. It is a big one.
We'll be celebrating legends and don't
look past the Carolina Panthers.
Your natural reaction is going to be
Carolina Panthers stink. Okay?
that's what you're going to think.
You're going to say, that owner, the worst.
And then if you actually peel back the eye a little bit and start looking into it,
owner might be the biggest dog in all of sports as an owner.
He will actually fight for his players, which is very rare, I believe, in these days.
Also, Yenzer, so I have massive respect for that.
And the team that Canales and Morgan are building down there, don't look now.
That's a good football team.
Had a playoff game.
Had the place packed out.
Bryce Young comes into his own, becomes his own guy.
They got weapons all across the board.
The defense is obviously going to be.
be good. We'd assume because of who the general manager
is absolute stallion defensive
linebacker in his day. So don't
look now. Panthers, they have a
chance. Now
the Arizona Cardinals.
They are the team.
Not that anybody has taken the Browns kind of
out of this convoy or the Jets out of this convoy.
But the Cardinals are maybe the newest
team that has kind of found their way into.
That place is a shithole.
Yeah. Conversation. I don't like it because we love Phoenix.
I don't like it because I think we've met
numerous people a part of that team and
organization and we like them. But they're obviously move on from Kyler Murray. That was what it was.
New coach, new GM. They got a new practice facility coming. We just learned that in the last couple of
days. They have a future that they're looking to be very bright. Obviously, Larry Fitzgerald,
getting celebrated is a beautiful thing. Luke Keakley, Drew Brees, the boys, everybody. Bill Belichick
will be talked about at least once or twice. But the Hall of Fame game gives us a moment to
kind of celebrate the fact that football's back because they're all into building earlier than
everybody else. And the players certainly are like, great. Yes. That's good.
But for us, it does feel real tone.
And as we try to bet on the Hall of Fame game,
what should we be thinking about this?
So we don't know anybody that's going to be wearing the uniforms
on that particular high school football field, no high.
Good news for you.
We are going to know some people.
For the Cardinals, I would assume,
because nobody really ever plays in this game,
that Jacobi Brisset is not going to play.
I'd be shocked if Gardner Minsh you played either.
So most likely starting quarterback,
Carson Beck for the Arizona Cardinals,
so that would be fun.
And then on the other side for the Panthers,
Bryce Young probably not going to play.
Is Kenny Pickett going to get some run?
If not, Haynes King, Georgia Tech quarterback will be getting a lot of run.
He was awesome.
That's exactly a lot of run in this game.
So that's kind of what you're going to look at.
And then you've got to hope all the other positions try to block,
try to tackle all those things in the Hall of Fame game.
Nine-year NFL vet, there is J. Butler.
Yeah, Dave.
Good to see you, DeBut.
The guys that have to go early for the Hall of Fame game,
they're pumped because they get a chance start their season earlier than everybody else.
Ain't that right, Dee Butt?
Get the enshrine or legends.
But did you say, okay, come to Sports Bowl?
come to draft kings if you're not going to be an asshole.
If you're betting on the
that's not sure, you're an ass. That's not true.
Don't be, call the number right now.
Put the number back up.
That's not true.
If you're looking at lies or bets or people for this game,
call the number.
Shut up.
Let us live.
No.
I like to.
I'm responsible for us.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
You're right, Dee, but that's, I like.
Don't be an asshole.
First football game of the year.
That's, that's diabol.
You were just betting on Karen Carson Beck.
What's the difference now?
In soccer.
We didn't know shit about soccer.
Well, that's what we're talking about.
We got to be...
Those are the best players in the world.
We put it...
We put it on the ball.
On darts this year.
Hey, we don't a lot about that.
You know a lot about that.
Littler?
Carson Beck versus Haynes King.
Yeah.
Seeds.
Yeah, Carson Beck also.
I knew Kitty Pig was on a Panthers.
Boom, yeah, you did.
I didn't know until I saw that graphic right there.
I was like, is there a glove on a hand?
That's Kenny pick it up there?
Yes, it is.
And is that Carson?
Yes, it is.
I remember the clips.
And is Jacoby, you're reporting to camp?
When we talked yesterday to multiple insiders,
I believed he would report today, but we will see.
All right, so that's obviously news that we will have to talk about.
Ian Rappaport will join us in a second hour at about 1.30.
We have big perk joining us here in a matter of moments.
He is still in his basement.
Rotating shorts out on the LeBron beat.
Obviously going to continue to chat about that.
Because the Miami Heat's social team and digital team,
they put out a live link for July 27th for an introductory press conference.
that'd be about five days from now.
Now, they came out and said that digital team was just practicing
or putting something together.
Probably not supposed to make that public,
but, you know, we've got to arbitrarily turn some wrenches.
If we do get LeBron, we've got to at least,
at least maybe have a link ready for that in the future
because we've got to think ahead.
Well, whether it was a mistake, supposed to happen,
not supposed to happen, sports books reacted.
Miami Heat are now your favorite to land LeBron James.
We wouldn't have a Learlears were the favorite just yesterday.
But the Miami Heat, I don't think they fully understand.
I'm sorry, the sports books,
I don't think they fully understand that some of these professional teams have the dumbest group of humans running their digital and social media departments.
And I only say that because we've witnessed it, we've watched it, we've met some of these people.
And they kind of are handed the keys to a Ferrari, a Lamborghini, multi-billion dollar company.
And they're entrusted with it because they're younger than the old folks who are scared to death of social media and digital.
So we'll hire somebody younger to kind of run that department.
And then those people, in some cases, really good.
Okay, now if they're really good, they're probably going to run their own businesses,
be way too expensive to work for a team.
But nonetheless, there's some that are very good.
We've seen them across the league.
Obviously, we respect the Chargers a lot.
We've got the Panthers a lot.
There's certain teams that do very well, social and digital-wise.
There's a lot of these places that are ass, ass, ass at social and digital.
So I do not think we should put too much stock in them making an arbitrary link for a potential press conference to announce LeBron James.
And then doing that and then putting it public.
These are the same people that put that link public.
There's a lot of decisions.
that have to be made to keep that link private or to keep it public.
So for them to do all that, it's either in a great sense of ineptitude, which is possible.
We would like to say in those particular departments around buildings,
certainly possible with who they're hiring for those positions.
But also, if they're making a link for a president, do people want to do extra work for no reason?
I'm trying to read it.
Is he going to the Miami Heat?
Now he can't.
Now he can't because collusion will be called into play.
If he signs with the heat and it's on, if it's on the 27th, guess what?
that's getting walked back. Adam Silver saying, no way. We're not doing this. Absolutely not.
So we'll see. Maybe they do have it scheduled. It can't be on that day anymore.
So maybe that pisses LeBronoff. I can't make my decision on my time anymore.
That's the way this is going to work. I don't think so. You guys are out. I'm going to Golden State.
And to your ineptitude point, I don't know if it's real or not, but there was something going around the internet this morning about the Miami Heat looking for a new YouTube manager.
So if it is real, they shit can that guy immediately after he did this and they are moving on.
But I think we should understand that there are some very good digital and social people throughout the history of the world.
Yeah, certainly.
Okay, we know that.
Finding one, especially for all professional teams, you would think this would be a highly sought after job.
Yeah.
Which it is.
So that means the hiring of it is like who's doing the decision making.
Those people know nothing about what to actually ask and what to do.
So these people, exactly.
It probably is Pat Riley making that decision.
So somebody comes in here fresh off a social media degree.
They got a bunch of presentations about numbers and we could do one trillion of this.
and this and this. And it's all bullshit. We all know that now in this society that we're in living in it.
But that happens in a lot of places. And we get bummed out about it. We get really bummed out about it.
Whenever we see, you know, a video get posted of a quarterback throwing a wobble when the entire conversation is about his injury on his hand.
And them doing a 4K zoom in on the ball and then a zoom out and then a wide receiver making an insane catch and go.
It's great to be back. It's like, well, you actually just killed your quarterback.
Okay. Now everybody's going to wonder if he can throw a spiral. He has no idea.
So what we're saying is we can't take all this as like legit,
but also that feels like a lot of steps had to be happen
for that thing to become public.
That's on six days in advance, though.
I feel like that's a long time.
This is LeBron James.
That's been kept under wraps for this long, this quiet.
And obviously, you know, the-
You got your Miami hat on right now.
Yeah, I mean, everybody, I'm bought in.
I've been bought in, though.
I know he's coming home.
I know Cleveland is home, but Miami's where he turned it to a man.
Titles, true.
Where you married Savannah, great golf, better golf than Cleveland.
I'll tell you that much, better golf than, you know, probably Golden State.
You got Rock and War.
We got guys that's going to play defense, too.
We got the Greek Free, we got Bam.
You go to Cleveland.
You got to, you got to wear that hat.
True.
Heart ain't guard nobody.
What about going to say?
I didn't guard nobody.
Tell me about Golden State.
Huh?
Traymond, you know, he's a little long in the tooth.
The whole team would be very long in the tooth.
Yeah, we got Wiggins playing defense.
I mean, come on, right.
Ross. You think Miami, you think Miami actual real answer, huh? You're like super
excited? What about Philly? You think, you think? No, I personally. I mean, I, I'm a big
Braun fan, so I watch the press conferences and everything, you know, one of the greatest
players when he says things, you listen. And the comments he made about Jalen Brown, I think
last year maybe post game, I don't think he's going there. Okay, that's fascinating.
Because Greek freak, you think he'd want to play with? You think he won't play with the honors?
No. Why not? I mean, too, similar trains.
kind of coming down the tracks, I guess that would be a good time.
Break free, he's an offball guy.
He's a guy that's going to run the, can you imagine them on the break?
Oh.
Bam on one wing.
Oh.
Yonis on another, Brian bring it.
Oh, my God.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
Unsubble.
Chalka chip cookies afterwards.
No.
Yeah.
No.
He's 80 now.
He's 80 now.
He kicked his chocolate chip cookies.
That's that shit.
Ovalteen.
Is that what he's looking for now?
Is that what that was the old day?
Okay.
Couple quick things away from LeBron before we get back to it, obviously.
People love that we're talking about.
Sprung.
Right, last time we get to do this.
Just go to the Pacers, hopefully.
You didn't even mention the Pacers.
I don't love that.
Sam Laporta, big news coming out of Iowa Hawkeye Legends in the NFL.
He had a herniated disc.
Well, he was fully cleared and we'll be good for Cam.
Here we go.
Hi, baby, Tom.
Congratulations to the Detroit Lions getting some really good news.
Detroit Lions haven't had really good news like two years or so.
Is everything okay up there, Foxy?
How do we feel going into the season?
Obviously, this is huge news.
And we'd like to congratulate Sam on getting healthy and getting back ready
to get on the field. Yeah, I'd say everything's
a okay right now. Quick Sam Leporta stat
for you guys. When he's on the field, the lines
are 32 and 10, when he's off the field.
We are 4 and 5 without him. He is
an absolute X factor for this offense
for Jared Goff. And in terms of the lines in general, we're a bit
under the radar right now, and I kind of like that.
You said Sam LaPorter's
the stats and everything like that. I thought
was Ben Johnson. Turns out, Sam
Rapporte is actually the guy. Yeah, he's awesome. He blocks,
he catches, he does everything. He's been fantastic.
They're keeping Dan Campbell away from microphones?
How come I haven't heard a man?
I haven't heard a man.
You're right.
You're right.
Too long.
Yeah, that's actually a great point.
I haven't seen any clips from him.
I haven't seen any clips of the new OC.
A lot of unknown right now, which is I am loving as a Lions fan.
I did appreciate his half-price apps Applebee's commercial.
I did like what he did there.
I liked when the Lions are on top of the world.
Now at that NFC North.
Stack.
Look out.
Tough sledding up there.
Also, news out of the NFL.
Packers D Tackled.
Devonte Wyatt has a great deal with three years.
$57 million deal.
First highlight we have, him putting a left up.
I love everything about it.
You know, Chuck Pugano, one of his big things you always say was put a left,
I'll put a left, I'll put a left up, put a left up.
And he's strained.
Even if you're not going to be there, maybe deflect something on a right-handed quarterback.
I think it comes from that particular thing, and then he's kind of placing it through everything.
I appreciate the fact that the Green Bay Packers, they bring in Micah, obviously,
have to realign the D-line and pay one of their big boys in the middle.
And whenever Michael was playing, that D-line was wrecking the entire game.
I assume you're excited about keeping with it.
Wyatt on the Packers? And this is big money for this time of year, it feels like.
Yeah, well deserved. And honestly, didn't know. He was kind of, you know, he was a first round
draft pick a couple years ago when they had two first late in the first round. And it was
kind of like, hey, we're going to wait and see. We don't know if we're going to pick up this guy's
fifth year option. Then that was before Micah got there. It kind of looked like there was a
chance he wasn't going to potentially be a Packer. And then obviously Micah gets there. He's
unbelievable with Micah. When Micah gets hurt, he's kind of the one who's stabilizing the
D-Line. So, yeah, with Micah being out, potentially the first like four to
six weeks or whatever it is this year.
They're going to need him to kind of solidify everything.
And he has been really good, always healthy.
And obviously, we'll see what happens.
But yeah, this is huge for the Packers.
Feels like Ed Policy's policy is like, let's keep our good players here.
Yeah, bingo.
I like what Ed Policy is doing over there.
Once again, that's NFC North news.
NFC North.
And we don't even know what Kyle's going to look like down there and Miss.
Sorry, quarterback competition between JJ and Kyler.
I think those highlights kind of solidified that if you watch the Y8 a little bit there.
There's a lot of Jay-J McCarthy.
He's just kind of shit in his pants out there.
But the Vikings problem is probably their defense.
They just lost too many guys there, but their offense will always be unbelievable.
Let's go to some other NFL news.
Fernando Mendoza has yet to sign his rookie contract.
He's not the only one.
Yeah.
All the rookie Cubies have yet to sign.
Wait for him.
Yeah.
This is an interesting little game of Cat Mouse kind of taking place with the NFL.
There has been holdouts in the past, even though CBA, modern CBA,
has basically all the money slotted for every single draft pick for what they're going to get for the next four to five years
if they were to get franchise tagged on top of that as well.
So money has basically been figured out in totality.
It's always the guarantees, what's the offset language,
what can kind of do this, what can do.
Those little details are what lawyers charge a lot of people for
and what lawyers are keeping other lawyers in business for.
And I assume that's what Fernando's doing.
It doesn't, I don't think I fully expected all the quarterbacks to kind of be holding out,
kind of.
But is that what's happening here?
Is this time for us to say, I guess they haven't missed anything.
yet, so it's not a holdout yet, but they haven't done a deal. This is a fascinating little development
here. It is, but we assume this will all get worked out. All these guys will be on their teams day one
when it comes to it. I know, like you said, there's always different language. I remember when I
signed my contract, one of the things are going back and forth about was getting some deferred payment
as a because I didn't want all my money up front. I wanted to wait kind of to that next March to
get a large chunk of my money just because I was 22. I was like me, let me, this first season,
go to the offseason, then get a different chunk. And then, you know, my, you know, my,
people kind of like, hey, you want your money to be growing, you know, interests and all the other shit.
But I was like, wait. So it's back and forth probably with his team, but probably back and forth
with the team, but all different quarterbacks. So I'm sure they'll get this figured out now.
I'll assume you're one of the first guys ever wanted defer payment as opposed to one of the money right now.
I respect you thinking about you at that age.
For me, that money was already gone before I even got it.
Yeah. That kind of like escalate almost got repoed because I didn't have any money.
I thought signing bonus as soon as I signed this thing as soon as they got drafted is going into my bank count.
I think took three, four weeks, and I'll tell you what, the bank was wondering what the fuck's going on.
Cadillac Escalade was awesome.
That was the greatest.
That was my favorite car.
Oh, yeah.
Night I got drafted, I bought this thing.
Good car.
Still bringing it?
Don't have any money, obviously, at that point.
I just assumed.
I had to show the news, like a news thing to the bank person that was trying to repo the car.
Like, hey, this money's coming.
I promise it's the NFL deal.
I just, I, to be, nobody around me really knew when this was getting here.
Google me, dude.
That thing was gone.
As soon as I got there, I got interest.
penalties, payments happening?
I mean, that car might have been,
that car was with 175% of what I happened.
So a little bit different animal,
but maybe I should have deferred a little bit later.
I'm maybe getting a car that I didn't, couldn't afford.
So the report is that the $57.2 million contract
is predetermined by the NFL's rookie wage scale,
but Mendoza's camp wants the signing bonus worth up to $38 million paid in one lump sum
immediately, which is customary for the top pick,
but the Raiders are, don't want to pay it all at once.
they want to pay it all.
Yeah, and Deba told you exactly what Fernando's people are saying.
We want the money so we can grow the interest.
And the Raiders are saying, ah, we'll keep it.
And they're thinking about doing the same.
Let's get away from rookie contracts happening.
Hopefully they'll all get it out.
Hey, good luck.
Good luck out there.
We got them.
I mean, Mark Davis was kind of flexing his muscle a little bit.
He's like, you think I'm building a stadium to not put grass in her?
Yeah, right.
And it's like, we build a stadium, build a new franchise, has that new house out there.
Now you've got a quarterback that one's $38 million right now.
Yep.
Good luck out there. Pulling for you, Mark, because that team looks better than it's ever looked.
The stadium obviously going. The vibe seemingly positive.
They're over under is what? Five and a half, five and a half.
We did the other day. I think it was five and a half.
There's 17 games in a season?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How many current end will start.
Well, if he signs his contract, they got to give him 38 million first.
Let's go back to the NBA, ladies and gentlemen, joining us now, is an absolute legend,
a guy who hasn't left his basement since the finals.
Yeah, pretty much.
Long time.
15-year NBA veteran and champion.
Ladies and gentlemen, Big Park, Kendrick Perkin.
Big Perk.
Park, how you doing, buddy?
Hey, I'm still up here in the attic, man.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So it's not the basement.
You're saying it's the attic.
Well, you know, in Texas, we don't have basements.
You know what I mean?
We got an addict.
So I'm still up here in the attic, but you know what?
I'm not complaining.
I'm not complaining.
I'm not complaining.
Life could be much worse.
Obviously, we get a chance to chat about sports.
God for that. And obviously, the way
you chat about basketball is spectacular, especially
whenever we're just trying to fill time until LeBron
James makes a damn decision. On that
note, Debutt, South
Florida, Hall of Famer, actually,
but obviously Miami Heat fan.
He's reliving the glory days or whenever LeBron
made the decision and took his talents down
to South Florida, and he's going to the heat. Now,
there's a lot of things that happened down there. It didn't last
as long as we thought, but they certainly had
massive success. Goes back to Cleveland,
has success there. Now we're at the Lakers. This thing's
over. I would like to see him.
personally, go to Golden State, okay, just because I want to see him and Steph Curry
do a circus-like thing every single night in some arena. And I assume the conversations behind
the scenes will be incredible. I assume the golf convo will be incredible. I assume the business,
Rich Paul will be up there in Silicon Valley. I mean, LeBron will own the next Snapchat and the
next everything going forward. So in my head, it feels like Golden States, the answer. What do you
think? And Miami Heat's digital team put out a link saying there's an introductory press conference
press conference coming on July 27th.
That has everybody all kind of
zicked up, if you will.
So what are your thoughts on it all, Perk?
And you up in that attic, when do you think
you're exiting after he makes a decision?
July 27th seems like a potential deadline here
for you. Yeah, I know.
Listen, let me say this.
I would love to see him and Steph Curry play.
I would love to see that.
That would be must-see TV.
But I also would love to see him
and Yonis play alongside one
another. Like when we talk about
all-time grace. Yonisantzacupo
is top five
greatest power forwards of all time.
In my opinion, he's knocking at the door
in one championship
away of being the clear-cut
number two right behind Tim Duncan.
And when you think about
these two freight trains,
being on the same squad
on the same floor
coming at you, how do you stop it?
I believe last year, LeBron
James, he ranked number three
in transition buckets.
I believe that Janice last year ranked number seven in transition buckets.
Their defense, you combined all three of those guys with Braun IQ and Bam and Janice anchoring with Andrew Wiggins on the perimeter and Davion Mitchell.
They would be one of the greatest defensive teams in the history of the NBA.
And Pat Riley made it very, very clear that I don't have time.
to wait. I'm not trying to wait
two years. I'm trying to
get this done now. And I
get it. Right now, Janice
he's, you know, he wants to be
Billy badass. He don't have friends.
He don't reach out to people.
He don't do all that. I get all
that, right? But if
they're trying to get LeBron,
he got to put his down pride aside.
At some point, you got to jump off the porch
and you got to pick up that down phone
and call somebody. Because, Pat,
hey, guess what? If I need to
to you. Damn it, I'm going to FaceTime your ass at 12 o'clock midnight. If you don't answer,
you'll get another FaceTime call from me at 6 in the morning until you pick up the damn phone.
If you're trying to get something done, sometimes you have to get uncomfortable.
And I think the best destination right now for what LeBron James is looking for, meaning sunny weather,
because you're not going from L.A. for eight and a half years and trying to move to a city
like Cleveland, Philly, or Indiana
when you're going to have to deal with snow at some point
in cold weather.
You're trying to get somewhere
where you could play golf,
you can wiggle your toes in the sand
along with playing some great basketball.
And last but not least,
over this period of time,
while we wait on LeBron,
it have you thinking,
and we all turn into investigators.
And I got to thinking,
last year, the most important,
part of the season for LeBron
that I felt like something went off in his head
is when Luca and Austin
Reeves was hurt and then he
became the number one option again
the primary ball handler in the
Houston Rocket series. That
right there gave him a different
view and more life.
If he goes to Miami, which
he should, he will be that
primary ball handler and that guy
that he wants to be.
that anna-na-na-na-in-a-na-in-in-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-kkkk...
Yeah, I do remember whenever Luca and Osse went down there, like, well, they're dead.
And then, Braun did it for one-game.
They're like, he's way too old to be doing what he's doing right now.
They need to get him some help.
He's going to do this again. He's going to do it again.
And then against Houston, he had that moment.
And it's just absurd to think that he's still able to do this.
Which leads to the next question.
Is this a one-year thing?
and I'm on his side.
I don't think this is capped at one year.
I think we got a two-year runway wherever we're headed.
Now, I could be completely wrong because maybe he is enjoying golf and retirement life,
and maybe there is some other things that are available for him to do.
And maybe he does just want to wiggle those toes, you know, in the sand.
I get that.
He's got that toe.
By the way and tear.
Yep.
That toe.
We've all seen that.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
That thing goes.
Yeah.
Turns it does.
How does he have?
Not a fast brakes.
It doesn't make any.
I mean, he's like he's got, you know, he's like a little paddles down there.
Yeah.
Because like, go ahead.
That's what you, hey, listen, that's what you call billion dollar feet.
You know what I mean?
That's a billion, that's what billion dollar fee.
Hey, those feet been in trenches, you know what I mean?
A lot of stopping goals, a lot of cuts, turns, first three steps.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what happens.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but it doesn't, and I agree, one or, it's like Ryan Fox with his golf swing.
Yeah, exactly.
Yep.
I'm told that the big toe is good for grip and balancing.
It's like the most explosive athlete I've seen.
The guy doesn't even have one.
He got to just point a different way.
Can you imagine having that type of?
You're right.
I didn't know he had a joystick.
He could go up down.
We got different, you know.
I didn't think about that because the big toe is actually saying,
hey, other toe, get out of the way.
Let me get on her here real quick.
So he kind of gets rid of the extra,
which is kind of what he does, right?
He kind of trims the fat.
He got in his fat of his toes
said, let me take the lead here. Let me go down here.
I don't expect us to have that particular
convo, but I do think he's an incredible shape.
And I think he likes what he's doing.
And like the great
quarterbacks that we've watched,
they never want to leave. You know?
It's like, hey, the whole building has been built around
you your whole life. You've committed your whole
life to this. You're still great. If your body
can keep up, why not keep going?
It's like your brain's only getting better.
If you're body... For LeBron, I think a lot of people
are thinking, okay, he's got one year run here is going to be over.
and it's like, I'm with Connor.
It feels like he's in great shape.
I don't know why.
It's like a year-to-year thing.
Just like we do with the old quarterbacks, you know, Aaron Rogers or, you know, Brady, he wanted to play forever.
But, you know, usually you get to a point where it's like, okay, every year, hey, I'm going to take some time away.
Big Ben, I think he went, you know, they all do it.
Most of them have to do it.
But usually you can see father time start winning.
But like you said, Ron still looks like he has a runway.
Even if he won't be a top 10 player, he gets to play for another five years.
It would be another, you know, top 25 player in the league.
you know, from what we see at least.
It's what we're going through right now with Aaron Donald conversation.
It's like Aaron Donald, good luck subbing him out.
Like if Aaron Donald comes back and he's on the field, like, okay, yeah, good luck.
It's like LeBron feels like the same.
Like, you're going to take LeBron off the court right now?
You're going to not give the ball to LeBron right now?
Like, I don't know.
And on that note, Ty has a question for you.
Yeah, Perk, I agree with you about like Janus.
Hey, you got to swallow your pride and maybe smooch a little butt if you want LeBron to come down to Miami.
me, but we made the, I mean, like, this was the biggest trade kind of several years in the making here.
When is Janice going to get moved?
He finally does.
We saw the hall that comes from, like, does he want to be a sidekick?
Because I understand how good he is and everything.
But like if LeBron goes to the heat, that is immediately it's LeBron's team.
That's what everyone's going to.
And Janus, he does become like the de facto sidekick.
Is that something that he even wants?
Like, is he willing to accept that or no?
Well, I mean, the only thing that he needs, the only thing that Yon is.
The championship one is to win the championship.
Look, I strongly believe this,
that Janice will never win another championship if he's the number one scoring option.
He's going to get you through 82 games because he's that dominant.
But if you look at where the game is going and where it's went over the last three years,
look at our last three NBA champions, the Boston Celtics.
What did they have?
perimeter play to get it done
offensively.
Oklahoma City Thunder.
What did they have?
Perimeter play to get it done
offensively. The New York Knicks
perimeter play, Big Body
Brunson, to get it done in
closed games. I'm not saying
Janice is not one of those
dudes, but when you're talking about
closing out games and they get
in the fourth quarter, you need that
perimeter guy. You need that guy.
And so if Brunt was
to come, like I don't think
Janice will mind being a one B.
That one B still is going to go
out there and get you 25 points
and 12 rebounds and maybe
three blocks. At this point of
Janice's career, like
over the last four or five
years, it hasn't
been pleasant for him. Either
he's been injured, he's been
dealing with multiple coaches,
multiple teammates, and
now all of a sudden you get back
to a space where you're actually
able to compete
You don't give a damn at that point, and he shouldn't.
So, again, he needs to swallow his pride and pick up that damn phone
because Pat Riley expectations is to win the championship, period.
I love that somebody told you that everybody's calling, but Janice isn't calling,
and you go, excuse me?
I love that you heard that somewhere.
Somebody told you of actual knowledge directly from situation.
I don't know if it was rich or somebody else.
And you go, what do you mean?
Yonis hasn't called?
Every team has recruited LeBron to try to get out there.
Steph Curry and Steve Kerr put together a car.
They gifted it to him.
They did an entire thing.
Cleveland Cavaliers said they'll shut the-
I don't know.
Is that legal?
I have no idea.
But it is sounding like people are like, hey, we really want you here.
And it sounds like you heard that Yonis is refusing to do that.
Is that accurate?
I've heard you a couple times say this now.
You said it on first time.
Go ahead.
It was his interview, Pat.
His interview said that he felt like he didn't need to pitch.
nothing that Braun knows what's going on in Miami.
And my thing is, is outside of him trying to get Braun
the winner championship, like sharing a locker room with
greats, I call myself a groupie, an NBA groupie,
because I played with so many Hall of Famers.
And when you're able to share a locker room with an all-time
great and experience that type of greatness
and playing a
sharing a locker room
with LeBron James
is nothing like you.
Like real talk
and I experienced it
for two years
I was able to watch his routine
I was able to watch
this man lead practice
go shoot a commercial
come back
get treatment
like be able to watch him
move like the president
was a beautiful thing to see
like at some point
you got to sit back
and think and say
you know what
when I get older
And I'm retired, like, as I age, and my kids start to have kids, hopefully no time soon.
Because I'm ready for their asses to get out the house, and I don't need grandbabies right now.
But when I do get grandbabies, I want to be able to tell them stories.
I want to be able to share them moments.
So when you look back and you say, hey, grandpa, hey, whatever they call me, I don't want to be called grandpa.
I figure out of me.
Pomp?
You have Pops?
Pops?
Pops?
No, you know what?
My grandpaw.
My grandbabies might just call me Big Perth.
Big Dan.
Like, I don't, I, like, we have a new age.
I ain't with all me.
You know what I'm saying?
Big Perth, Papa Perk.
Frank kids come walking up.
Papa Perk.
Big Perk.
What up, man.
Go to see you, dude.
Walking out.
But I'm saying.
Like, bro, it's stories that you, you know what I'm saying?
Like, we all in, Pat.
You just shared locker rooms.
Vinetary and Peyton, that's what I was about to say.
Vinetary.
I worked with Adam Vintetary, like literally directly every single day.
no way I would have had success both in life and in football
if it wasn't for just watching how he operated.
And then Peyton Manning also.
And then you up in New England.
Tom Brady, Randy, Mawes, Belichette.
Chuck Pagano used to say to the young guys,
hey, if this is your first or second year,
there's like seven guys in here that have been in a league for 10 years.
Just go ahead and get in their back pocket.
Watch whatever the hell they do.
Robert.
I mean, there's just a lot of them that you watch,
why and how they go about doing what they do.
and it's like, oh, the smallest of things, treatment, even.
Like, hey, this is how you do treatment.
This is how you leave treatment.
Or this how you work in treatment.
This is how you talk to trainers.
This is how you do that.
Not saying Janus needs that, but if you're going to get a chance to get a master class
and how to do the NBA, which I think LeBron has done.
More than half as well.
And if he's worried about it, he could call Luca.
Like, Luca was just with him.
And Luca was, I don't think Luca was 1B.
Like, when Luca was on, he was the guy there.
And it was fine with, like, LeBron played great with him.
So, like, if he's got an issue, he could call Luca and ask him, too.
I still think he needs to go in state.
All right, forget about that.
Let's move along.
Pop a Perk, big Popa Perk.
Obviously, going to have a lot of stories for the grandkids.
They're also going to ask you some questions, Sue, probably.
Go ahead, Conn.
Yeah, Perk.
They'll probably ask you why you hate Kevin Durant so much while he played in the NBA.
Yeah, what's the deal, Perk.
We heard what you said earlier about Perk working out with Apollo, I believe, instead of...
Katie, Katie, Kee, excuse me, working out with Paulo Bancaro instead of the Rockets.
What is the situation there?
because I was just screwing with you.
We don't think you actually hate KD,
but there is seemingly some gruff
between the Houston Rockets,
Kevin Durant, and whatever's going on
there, Sangu and all those guys.
What is their situation? Do you think KD's
a guy that might also be on his
way out at some point next year?
Well, I don't.
And here's the thing.
I have no problem with Kevin Durant.
I always, in my opinion,
he's the greatest score to ever touch the down basketball.
but they didn't give up Jalen Green and Dylan Brooks to get KD
for him not to come to Houston and deliver a championship.
Like I grew up an Elijah one fan.
I grew up a Sam Cassell fan.
I grew up a Vernon Maxwell fan, Mario Ellie,
oldest Thorpe, who I learned how to shoot my jump hook from.
Like, I was Clutch City all day.
And what I'm saying is, is that the Rockets,
out of all the teams that have been making moves.
You sit up and you watch OKC
and the Spurs duke it out
and the Broadfoot all in the Western Conference
and you sit still
and you say, you know what?
Our players are untouchable.
We want no parts of the Yonis sweepstakes.
Okay, cool.
That's fine.
Trust your coaching.
Trust your player development.
But in the offseason,
I need to see some type of chemistry.
I need to see some type of chemistry.
some type of togetherness.
Because the narrative and what was coming out from the Houston Rockets organization in the
locker room was those guys, and I haven't used one in a long time, they didn't fuck with one
enough.
Hell yeah.
Okay.
So, okay.
So my thing is, you know how you develop that throughout the offseason.
And all I was saying was I didn't have a problem with Paolo Ben Carroll working out with
Kevin Durant, but I would like to see some videos of that surface of him working out with
Atari Easton or Jabari Smith to let you know because when you develop a relationship
with guys outside of the lines, your relationship in between the lines become a lot stronger.
These are facts.
This is not my opinion.
Before the Rockins were relevant again, when they signed Fred Van Blee, when they had a
young Jalen Green, we saw
video circulating around the
end of the end of the end of
in the off season of Fred Van
Bleak wrapping his arm
around Jalen Green and all of a
sudden that season they took
off and finished with the number two
seed in the Western Conference.
That's all I'm saying. We agree.
In our sport, no team is ever one that didn't
love each other, like each other, hang out
with each other. I mean, it's very obvious what teams like
each other and what teams don't, and they're the ones that are playing
late. I assume in the NBA it's very similar
because we watch a team here in Indiana
and the Pacers be great, great, great.
Then something happened.
Nobody likes each other.
We got to restart all of a sudden.
Great.
And we were in the finals.
We were taking on LeBron and Miami every single year.
And then they had to completely restart.
It seemed like some of that was happening with Philly last year, the Eagles.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, went from beating the shit out of the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.
And then, you know, questions every, oh, what's going on with this guy?
What's going on with that guy?
So, yeah.
Chemistry matters.
You need your leaders.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe Kevin Durant doesn't want to just show it publicly.
Say, hey, we're building in dark, dude.
How about that part?
How about that, perk?
Yeah, yeah, you got no answer to that.
Kevin Drand, he's going to unload a photo dump.
It struck the last three months.
Him arms around the entire Houston.
He has been laying low on social.
Well, he kind of had to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The internet sleuths got him a little bit.
They found him.
Yeah, but I will say this.
He knows this too because he does actually live in the paint of the internet.
I mean, Kevin Duran is in the paint.
Oh, yeah.
On the internet.
Think he's still lurky?
Definitely.
Always lurking.
Definitely.
Easy money sniper?
He has been trying to catch it.
He has been, I assume there's a roll of decks of like, can't wait to murder.
Yeah.
This one's going to get one too.
This guy.
Definitely.
He'll be back.
We know it.
I hope.
Easy money sniper will come back in a huge way on the internet.
And if you live in the paint, we all know what's possible.
Every once in a while, you're going to get.
You're going to get yam down.
You're going to get yam down.
He did.
He got caught up pretty good.
he took a lot of dunks
he said all right I'll step out of the pain for a little bit
but he's watching the pain
oh yeah oh yeah
and he is waiting
and Perk might be the one that kind of gets him
back onto the court again you know
excuse me
this fucking guy again
and he comes out I will love everything
hey Perk actually who got your ass
who's the first one to get you and I know you are a rim
protector who's the first one to get you
man to be honest
you know what
it might have been yonest
a young Janice, if I'm not mistaken,
look, I didn't got caught
a lot in my
lifetime, you know what I'm saying?
But when you're a shot blocker,
you're going to get dunked on.
Here's the thing. The one thing I respect
about role players and defenders
is the good ones
and the great ones, they're not afraid
of embarrassment. You know what I mean?
They're not afraid of embarrassment. They don't
give a damn what's going on in
the outside world. I don't know if y'all
knew this, but I didn't really
get involved with social media until I retired.
You know what I'm saying?
I had to protect my peace.
I had to protect my sanity.
But you know what Kevin Garnett told me before?
The great Kevin Garnett, he was out for a season,
and I was having the season of my career.
A good season, almost made the All-Star game.
And he said, all right, just like your ass be running home to turn on ESPN when you have
a good game, make sure you keep that same energy.
you have a bad game and you use that shit as far.
God damn it.
And I was like, all right, cool.
So I learned.
So I learned not to be sensitive as a young player to criticism.
And I learned to embrace that because we're just talking basketball.
Like these guys get so sensitive nowadays.
You know, it was nothing that no one ever said on television that stopped me from going to sleep with my
AC on 60 and my
box fan blowing in my face.
I went to sleep real comfortable and cool
every single night. I didn't give it down
what was going on.
Thanks for painting a picture for us. Like we were in the room
there with you. I like the cold too.
That's big pop a perk. I like a cold too.
And you said you weren't on
social media because you wanted to protect your peace whenever you're
playing, which means you know you would have got
pissed off, which then means we could have described
you as thin skin, which is what you just did to
the guys now. But I'm not going to go through that entire
thing. I'm just going to say you're the man.
I'm to tell you the man.
And we love you, Perk.
Living that attic, bro, we appreciate you.
Hey, that's Big Perk.
I stayed off social media to protect my peace.
You know, I get pissed.
I read that stuff.
These guys these days, they get pissed at this stuff.
Too thin skin.
The best.
It's tough.
It is hard because.
DB.
You have 55 great plays.
Those, four or five, that one.
Cut this guy.
Yep.
He stinks.
Get rid of him.
And we're going to see it again, too.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, because that's somebody else's highlight.
Yeah.
It's a touchdown problem.
Yeah.
Or big first down or two-minute, 18-yard first-de-version, field goal.
It sounds like you remember these plays.
Yeah, these are exact moments in my life.
Scars.
Yeah, I had to watch these plays 45 times.
Ask me why I took that step.
Just don't take that step.
Don't worry.
Killer Bees did that to a lot, I guess.
Hey, it's crazy.
Hey, if yours, they did.
Not in New England.
We watched that, actually.
We'll be doing our top five.
is NFL punt returners
in the history of the NFL in the next hour.
That'll be fun. You'll see some
Pittsburgh Steelers' highlights in there.
But their practices, like what they're working on,
DBs, it's crazy. Hey, you can't
move your foot an eighth of an inch. You move
your foot an eighth of an inch. Guys gone.
And guess what? They even got
whites that are ready to poo.
Ladies and gentlemen, joining us now is one of them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So many meeting rooms saying, I know
what he looks like. I know.
So just get on your horse.
This guy will stack you.
I know it doesn't look like.
He will, how many times has that been said?
A lot.
Yeah, I would assume.
That's real, real deal.
Ladies and gentlemen, joining us now,
two-time Super Bowl champ.
At one point, not only was he the Triple Crown,
it was actually quadruple crown,
because it was also yards after catch leader,
whenever he was with the Los Angeles Rams.
He goes to Seattle Seahawks.
What's he do?
Oh, wins a Super Bowl.
No big deal.
Now, alongside his bride,
in Fayetteville, Arkansas, calling it home.
He's the founder and owner of Do Doe Coffee.
Hell yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, joining us, entrepreneur, barista,
Super Bowl champion, a man who's done everything on a football field,
including embarrassed folks in front of their families.
Ladies and gentlemen, Cooper Cup.
Yeah, good, good, guys.
Thanks for having me.
How are you, man?
That conversation that I chitch-chatted about people having in other meeting rooms,
I'm assuming you've heard that your entire life that people are saying,
no matter what he looks like,
I don't care how disgusting his beard looks,
okay,
because he hasn't shaved it in three months.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Cooper,
thank you for joining us, man.
You're the best.
Of course.
Thank you for having me.
Yeah, no,
the under,
being the underdog,
right,
as we're talking about,
you got to convince people,
like,
don't let him be the underdog, right?
It's a lifetime,
it's a lifetime journey.
And let's talk about your lifetime journey,
having a lot of great endings and outcomes.
Two-time Super Bowl champion.
Obviously, Super MVP,
offensive player of the year,
681 career receptions,
8,300-plus yards, 60 touchdowns.
And the beard, I will say,
didn't know beards could grow like that.
Did not know that they could do that,
so we've learned a lot through it all.
If you were to go back and talk to a young coupe,
is this exactly what you saw for yourself?
Nobody else did?
Or is it kind of, as it's all unraveling,
you're kind of discovering
what's all possible with your football abilities?
Yeah, I think there's a little bit of both.
You know, I think I've got a healthy expectation for myself,
goals that I set.
I'm not, look, if I was, I guess I've said,
I worked too hard in the off season,
too much blood, sweat and tears have gone into this,
too much sacrifice from me, from my family,
from the people nearby me to say that this wasn't the goal
we set out to accomplish in the first place.
So I'm not going to do them,
the injustice of saying it wasn't part of the whole plan.
But there's still a part of it.
You discover that you look back on seasons to say,
man, that was just such an unbelievable thing to go through.
So many things fell in place, went right.
And so there's a mixture of the two.
All right.
Well, we enjoy watching your entire story.
Obviously, others will utilize it as motivation forever,
which is sweet.
And I know that you certainly honor and respect that story being for the future.
Now, let's talk about, you know, nine to dime podcast.
and your Los Angeles Rams run and everything we saw there
because they talk about the Triple Crown,
which is catch his yards and touchdowns,
but you also had yards after catch as well.
So you had one of the most historic seasons
in the history of the NFL.
We learn about you, I think, as an athlete and a player in Los Angeles,
you have a massive amount of success.
You and a quarterback are best friends.
You're another quarterback on the field.
And then whenever you leave, obviously it's like, whoa,
we thought that was going to be forever thing.
Going back to Washington, to the Seattle Seahawks,
and then what do you do?
I just win a Super Bowl.
So can you tell me when you get back to Seattle,
is it a little, or get to the Seattle Seahawks,
is it a little weird?
And then how early in there do you think,
oh, we have a team that nobody outside of this place
things can win at all.
But I believe in what we have in here
because of what I'm seeing
and I've obviously done it in the past.
Yeah, it was an interesting way
of all that stuff working out.
Because without a doubt, I mean,
it was still, we're still, you know,
probably a quarter of the way through the season
coming out of the tunnel.
It's like weird coming out of this side of the stadium.
you know because I've come up the other side for so many times so it was just kind of uh that took
some getting used to um and eventually it does eventually it does become just what life is um but then
the uh i don't know the like other side of that is like you spent eight years in l a and we did
things a certain way in l.a like it was Sean has you know his alchemy is uh science you know like
There's like, we're scientifically building, like, what we know works, what we know is going to win games.
And so going, that's just all I knew.
And you get to Seattle and it's like, hey, there's a piece of this is like, hey, we're just going to play harder than you.
We're going to just outcompete you.
We're just going to play more physical than you.
And so there's just other side of things.
It's like, man, you can still, there's more than one way to win a football game to, you know, build a culture.
It was very different.
So it took a second.
You'd like, man, what is the expectation?
because this is so different going through training camp in terms of how it's built and what you're what you're projecting out you're not you're not seeing the data sheets right i'm not seeing the excel spreadsheet that says this is how we're going to win games it's like no no we're just going to come and hit them really really hard and we're going to like will ourselves to win um and then that came to life god i love that i love that that worked yeah you know i love that that won a super bowl because they always say there's so many different ways to do things but normally accountability attention to detail
work ethic is all going to be a part of everybody's, you know, kind of mechanisms.
But until one particular culture or strategy wins,
then you're always going to wonder if it can get the job done.
Well, very quickly into a new culture out there in Seattle, they get the job done,
even though Schneider has remained new head coach over there,
who I think we've all kind of fallen in love with.
Go ahead, Dee Bud.
Yeah, what is the biggest thing?
I guess we're going from Sean McVeveveveveld to Mike Max.
I always play for defensive head coaches.
So you're going from an offensive head coach.
And now, you know, having a new OC.
I'm not how familiar you are with him in that system.
I'm sure you'll have a lot of input with that.
But how different, what was the biggest different going and playing under Mike Mack?
And that defense, I mean, the shit you probably see in practice on the day-to-day basis
and what's going on the league is crazy.
But what was the biggest difference for you?
Yeah, well, there's a few things.
One, it was like, you know, go through training camp.
In L.A., if the offense had a bad day, the entire day was awful.
Like, there was nothing good that happened.
If the offense was bad, it's like, no, this is awful.
Sean's in a terrible mood.
He's ripping everyone.
There was days in training camp where I thought, oh,
boy we just had a tough one offensively and Mike brings up so like hey guys this how we practice
this how we practice right that that that needs to be the model every time you're like oh yeah
there's like there's like this like thing the offensive coaches the defensive coaches just
seeing their like their side of the ball so that part was nice because you're like okay
there's a little bit of like you know you get to be your own like you really are your own
predict on all this stuff and you're really challenging yourself as an offense but then the
other side of that is like the the defensive challenge of going against our defense day in
day out and we go you know Mike's a big believer in ones on ones like during training camp
it's ones on ones drill work in uh in LA it was a little bit more of ones on twos like you're
getting looks you want to be like you're working on specific things against specific looks that
maybe like the defense doesn't want to major in so they're going against twos that are giving you
certain looks so you can test plays out in Seattle it was just ones on one
let's go compete over and over and over and over again.
So you're seeing what ended up being the best defense in the league on a daily basis.
That's a great challenge for us offensively.
I love that that is McDonald's strategy.
I like that that's how he is.
Good or good.
They go back to that first team meeting that he had where he goes,
all right, I want you to close your eyes.
Late January, we're at home.
It's raining.
It's a little chilly.
Hell for them, just right for us.
And then he was a year off.
He said he was going to get the first.
year, then the second year it happens.
It's like, I like that he's implemented this.
That's a Ravens, coming from the Ravens.
I like that this style is winning.
Yeah.
You know, because you do wonder, like, because you talk about McVeigh,
he's able to draw plays, not that there is another
offense coordinators who are all about to ask you about one actually,
but he was able to draw plays that, like, I don't want to say,
forced you to be open, but certainly put defense in bad leverage and then let's
execute it.
And I like the fact that you're seeing the data, hey, if you run this fast,
this person cannot catch you.
This will be a wide open play.
I didn't know he was that attentive to it all, but I, we've
seen it work and it's awesome. And Stafford
just won the MVP in that particular
offensive system. So I assume that's what you
need. McDonald's just being like, hey,
we're going to fight these two.
I like that. I am a huge fan.
In Seattle is
not going to get talked about enough ever
because how far away it is. I mean, you
understand because you've been out there for a long time.
But it's like the respect that they
should be taking from everybody in the league
has probably already happened and now media is just
going to have to catch up. But I'll tell you, the more I hear, the more
Tell me about Sam Donald, because I love that story a lot.
Okay, I thought him leaving Minnesota was wild.
Like, this guy finally did it, finally found it.
This is finally the right spot.
And then it's like, well, he also got offered $100 million wherever.
It's like, all right, you got to go do what you've got to do at this stage.
He was cast off, had to take his own journey, didn't know if he was ever going to get back into any meaningful football games.
And then when push came to shove, he played great football.
Tell me about Sam Donald, his leadership.
And is there similarities with Matthew Stafford in the two?
Yeah, no, there is.
I mean, there's a, I won, first of all, you got, I mean, it didn't work out great for Minnesota.
You saw the repercussions of that.
Oh, I didn't know you're an NFL analyst, boo, but I didn't know.
But I will say, I debate whether to say anything at all.
But that being said, I'm really thankful that we were able to be the benefactors of that decision in Seattle.
And so, Sam, I think the coolest thing about Sam is he is, he is one.
of the few, maybe one of the only quarterbacks in the history of the NFL to be written off,
to be a high traffic, be written off, go through multiple teams, multiple organizations,
end up being a backup, and then to come back and reemerge and then go and win a Super Bowl.
I mean, his path, his path has maybe never been replicated in the NFL before.
And to see his resilience, the mental fortitude to push through all those things,
the self-confidence to be able to believe in yourself
to that point because there was times where nobody believed in
there was nobody in the NFL, all the people that
are outside of the buildings that believe that he could go do this thing
and he just over and over again showed up, went to work,
and made it happen.
And so I've got so much respect for him in terms of his process,
the way he plays the game, builds himself up and is never,
he's always learning, he's always getting better,
He's always challenging himself.
It's never good enough, and there's always more that can be done.
It's just special to see him go to work.
Well, speaking of going to work, I'm seeing us now for the first time.
He's opening pitch at the Mariners game last night.
Oh, I haven't even seen this yet.
Maybe either.
We'll judge it in real time here, Sam Donald from the buck.
If we didn't see it, it had to have gone well, right?
Yeah.
You only see it if it was a disaster.
Well, we don't know if anybody was at that game.
We don't know if anybody had cameras on this other than just whatever.
social team this was. We didn't see the
completed strike. I mean, get a
camera on the catcher for Christ's sake
so we can see where it goes. It looks
it's looking a little high.
Hold on. We got another. Hold on. We got a little like.
And he gave a little like, you know,
maybe you need to be
down a little bit. Here's alternate angle from
right behind. Oh, there we go.
How we feel.
Somebody swung out. It's hot. He
swarms. He took the safe. This is
this is the safe, this is the safe route.
You lob that thing in there. Right.
Like, you know you're not going to end up, you're not going to end up on,
on Sports Center for the wrong reasons.
Don't end up next to 50 cents.
That's the goal.
You walk out there, don't end up next to 50.
Yeah, I'll tell you, though, if you do end up next to 50,
it's a pretty cool spot to be it happened to me one time.
It was the coolest nights of my life.
But there's also.
Yeah, it's maybe the only time you don't want to be next to 50.
I think so.
I appreciated you saying,
it seemed like Minnesota made the right decision there.
And then you said, I debated saying anything right there.
real time. You go through what we go through every single day
right there in
in real life. Okay, tell me a little bit about, is it
Dodo or do-do?
Dodo.
Come on, Pat.
It wouldn't be poop. It wouldn't be
doo-d-do.
Don't you need poop to?
Come on, you know I would.
You know, the coffee,
it would be poop.
You know, we wouldn't do it.
You know, poop, you know.
I give it, take a little smell.
Take a little smell. They're
fantastic beans. We, yeah, it's special.
Oh, yeah. Why don't you just throw it in the mouth?
It's good.
What should I be expecting in the flavor here, Coop?
What should I be expecting here as I...
Like right now, I don't know,
crunchy.
Frenchy, why are you doing this?
Why are you doing this to yourself?
I just want a showcase.
I'm just going to showcase the people how good it is.
Brazil and Colombia.
This is good.
So this is the stuff that we import here is top 1% in the world.
You're only going to be getting good.
You're only going to be being the best in the world.
So if you eat them like this,
I guess you're getting the top 1% of crunchy coffee beans in the world.
There has to be, there's a top 1% of crunchy coffee beans as well.
I'll tell you what, I don't recommend doing that too many times,
but if you're going to do it, do it with Dodo.
You can get Dodo right now, Dodo coffee.C.O.
And you can just chew them up, and then you just take a swig of hot water.
You can get coffee on the go.
Switch it around a bit.
Deggle it, maybe.
Maybe this is something you should
Little packs of them
Yeah
Go ahead
Just dump it in there
Yeah
And you just do it
Like really really creating
Like a to-go coffee situation
For it's like
That's fantastic
It's the coffee
I don't recommend that
I do feel like I got a little
Colombian bam in me right now
It feels like it really one day
Yeah you know I'm talking about
A little bit of
A little Colombian
I don't know what you're talking about
But good for you man
I'm glad that it's getting
I'm glad it's hitting the bloodstream
Thank you in L.A.
Yeah
You know, you know, we know, you know what we're talking about.
Not saying you do, but you do know.
This is the Do Doe Blend, okay?
It's a medium dark roast.
Notes, milk, chocolate, orange, citrus, medium body.
I could have said that myself.
But I don't want to disrespect it.
D-D-D-O-C-O-C-O-F-F-E-E dot CO.
Okay, do, do, C-O-F-F-F-E-E dot CO.
I love what you're doing.
I appreciate the fact that you and the lady are chasing something you appreciate and love together.
And good luck.
I'll continue to eat your coffee.
And I hope you have a great off-season going into training camp, brother.
Awesome.
Thank you, Pat.
When do you report?
I'm leaving today.
I'm reporting Friday.
Okay.
Let's go.
We're back, dude.
Yes.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Hey, I know you guys want to fight.
each other training camp that's like kind of your guys this way we need a couple highlights so we can go
oh you know so like that's what we need we need a couple highlights yeah well you know we got the hard
knocking thing going so if it happens it's going to be on camera no pressure dude yeah yeah
by the way you should be wearing a dodo coffee suit in that thing everywhere you go every up every app
every app with it with a maybe a QR code that can go right to your web phone i'll do i can do
branding wise i'll see what i can get done you're the man's cup a place for gentlemen
Yeah, cool.
Thank you guys.
Did you taste the flavor profile?
Yeah, it's unbelievable.
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Yeah, we're back on the other side.
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A lot of people are going to...
I don't want a war dogs this number, so you tell me.
We're kind of in middle of one of those situations somewhere right now as well, currently.
And for those that don't know the reference, I'd recommend you watch the movie War Dogs.
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They're only like $200, $300 million under the next closest bid.
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and true story. It is crazy. But you never, you always want to know what's possible before you are.
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Nine-year NFL vet, Darrys, J. Butler.
Good to see you, DeButch. How you doing, pal?
I'm doing great, man. What's that little gadget you got over there?
This thing?
Yeah. Inspector?
It's a little touchscreen thing. We haven't done it. It's been here for a few weeks now.
We haven't really dove into it yet because I'm not comfortable with it.
Probably making a debut door football season.
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You're probably going to see this little...
It's not used all these stupid sports.
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I think that's a good way to describe this doohickey.
It's not a gimmicky doohy.
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This is a legit good do hickey here.
Joining us now is a man who's not about the dohickies.
He's more of a watch of a call it guy.
Yeah, but I assume he used to...
Yeah, he's a haky guy for sure.
For sure.
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and basketball,
I'm not.
Fucking.
College Football National Champion, Super Bowl champion,
And Roder Cup winner, ladies of Gem and AJ Hawk.
Yeah.
Oh, never understood that whole situation.
I never understood that.
Middle school kids popping it.
Like, I don't get it.
Me neither.
I'm going to be honest.
That was certainly a fascinating situation.
You know, a lad would walk in from a great evening
and maybe around a fire the night before,
and all of a sudden, it looked like he had been attacked
by 30 leeches on his neck.
Yeah.
Turns out it was just, it was just Lisa.
She was attacking him, gnawing at him.
Was she pulling for blood?
What are we doing here?
I don't know, man.
That's pretty cool.
You look like you have a disease.
You should take care of that.
But maybe you guys are going to have sex.
That was tough.
AJ, I know you over there in Centerville, Ohio.
You guys were sucking the shit out of each other's necks back in the day.
No, I told you, I never got the gimmick.
Giving them, receiving them, I don't understand the situation with the hickie.
That's why he wore cowboy color cover him up.
Yeah, because he had so many hickies.
This guy was Mr. Ohio.
Imagine how many people were deprived of.
walking up to him.
Give me that neck.
Yeah, let me suck that Adam's apple.
Get underneath that jaw.
AJ, Diary of a Polarizing figure
coming out, August 14th, brother.
We have a date. Pretty excited about that.
I made that announcement this morning on the internet.
Now, you know, with everything happening in the world
and everybody telling me how terrible of the person I am,
it felt like a good time to let people know I know
that you feel no way about me.
I actually wrote a bunch of songs about it.
So August 14th, 13th, 13 songs coming out.
I wrote this entire thing, AJ, over the last like 20.
years or so in my notes section. A lot of very personal stuff in here. Finding my singing voice
has been fun. That has been a blast. And then all the incredible people in Nashville who have
assisted and helped me kind of piece all this together. I'm so grateful and thankful. I mean,
there's a bunch of people to thank and I'll certainly do that. But yeah, I'm excited, AJ.
This will be a fun. I think I got heat. I think they're good. I'm very confident.
Good for, hey, why not? Like, if you want to do it and you care about it, why not? Why wouldn't
you go out there and do it? Like, that's happened. Has not happened with you a million times where
they're like, oh man, that's crazy, he's doing that.
Oh, it was actually good.
Look at this.
Look what it turned into.
Like, it could easily be that.
Yeah, it could easily be that.
It could go the other way as well.
You know, there's been a lot of thought.
Obviously, there has to be a lot of like, you know, what's that called whenever you're
exposing yourself a little bit?
Vulnerability.
Boom.
There's a lot of that in a lot of these songs, you know, because I write in bars, you know,
and I'm not talking about in actual alcoholic bars.
I'm talking about like bars is how I kind of write.
I think people call it journaling and diarying or whatever.
whatever for like the last 20 years in my notes section.
I have 13 songs coming out.
I got another like 40 probably in my notes section that I just kind of, you know,
when I'm going through something when something's crazy, I try to get in there and try
to piece some things together.
I've always had incredible respect for the lyricists of the world and people being able to tell
story through song and rhyme and everything like that.
So I've got a lot in there.
I talk about a lot.
A lot of things that are being said about me at this exact moment are going to hear my
responses through a lot of these songs.
It is, because these types of situations have been.
happening through my life, I think, in our life, in our existence as a business.
But literally since like elementary school, I've had people that just don't like me because
I'm too loud and everything like that. So I've kind of been dealing with this.
Other people label me a polarizing figure. It's like, I don't want to be a polar. I'd like
people to like me. I don't want to be a polarizing figure. This guy's policy. It's like,
I'd rather not be. That'd be cool. But it's just kind of literally been my entire life.
So the diary of a polarizing figure, which was actually suggested by one of the most talented
musicians I've ever seen Alex who plays the keys and the synth who was in tracking. He was like,
this is kind of like your diary because all these incredibly talented musicians down in Nashville,
they track everybody's songs. So like on the album, the music that you're hearing, the guitar,
the bass, the synth, the keys, the drum, the banjo, the fiddle, you name it. They're all being
tracked in these studios and the people that are doing the tracking and playing it aren't necessarily
the people that you see on tour, okay? The people on tour are playing the music from what they are
creating there. These are like the best musicians on earth in Nashville. The people that did
mine made my words come to life, let alone earnest introducing me to everybody and helping and
assisting in this entire thing. These dudes are unbelievable. I think we have like the best
guitar player on earth played these things. And I'm not like a super, it has to sound like this.
It's like how long you've been playing guitar? Oh, my dad was a band leader for insert name of blah,
blah, blah, blah. I've been doing this my whole life or whatever. It's like, I think you can,
why don't you go ahead. Yeah, explore the space.
Why don't you go ahead and do it?
And it's like in all the interests.
Chuck Beard?
Drummer, he was not there.
Yeah, Chuck was not there.
He was not in the tracking house, obviously.
He would have been an interesting conversation.
Thanks for keeping up a lot, Dee, but I appreciate it.
Always.
Yeah, I don't necessarily love what that's going to lead to immediately from this guy's brain
within the next hour or so.
But it was an incredible experience.
It's very, very cool to kind of get it done with, and I'm excited for people to hear it.
But obviously, there's a lot of confidence stuff that comes along this.
last couple years I've been wanting to do this.
We finally got to a point where it's like, yep, let's run it
and shout to everybody that has assisted.
And I think the songs are pretty good.
I think the songs are good.
We've got different style as the songs.
How many? How many songs on this?
13, 13 songs.
Nice.
And they all sound.
Was that for a reason or is that just how many you have?
How many you want to put out?
That was how many I thought were like good enough.
I'm ready.
People should hear.
Any features?
No features.
I always wondered why like, are-
Should it?
Now, on that note.
Jay Cole.
on that note
Luke Combs immediately comments
under this and says
unforgivable
that I wasn't asked about this
if I would have known
Luke Combs could have gone on to a song
if I would have asked and not
you know I would have certainly done
I think there's going to be others that ever
I may or may not have talked to Boubley this morning
who is like, wow
we're making a song
and it's like no no features Bubli
but literally no features
and I wrote the whole thing
it's very fascinating and interesting
and I'm very thankful for the music people
being as nice to me and kind of me. We'll see if they are still on August 15th.
We'll see what everybody's thoughts are then. I think we got some good shit, mostly because
the people that were tracking it are so talented. And I don't think they've ever just been
given like an open canvas like, hey, just kind of just do your shit, man. And they killed it,
dude. I always thought this like when people put out albums and they put like, say it's a 20
album record or whatever, 20 song album. They always put like their best song at number 17.
Yeah, I got to put it one.
And so people keep going, what do we do it?
Now, on that note, I think all 13 are good.
How are you going to pick?
I think all 13 are good.
I think all of them are good.
Bangers only.
Okay, there's a couple that I did not necessarily love that we've kind of get rid of.
But yes, I'm definitely putting my favorites at the beginning.
Now, there's a story normally told by some albums on why songs are where.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm a sound guy.
Yeah.
For us, though, yeah, we are.
We need people to stick around after they listen to the first one.
So we are going to attempt to do that.
But there's a lot of different.
genres, all in country rock genre, which has kind of become now.
But you're going to hear some influences from blues.
You're going to hear some influences from pop.
You're going to hear some influences from the islands.
You're going to hear some influences from the islands.
You're going to hear some influences from, there's a lot of that.
And it's because of how talented the musicians are.
Actually, we think it should maybe go like this, don't you think?
Yeah, do you think that?
Yeah, I do.
There's a couple guitar solos in here that this guy, Derek, just dropped out of his brain,
just out of nowhere.
And I'm like, as soon as he got done recording it,
I hit the little microphone that gets back there.
I'm like, thank you so much for giving that.
Like, I have no idea why you just did what you did,
but that's awesome.
If this song ever gets onto a guitar hero, nobody.
That's the one.
That is going to be, uh,
and then the next song he would get in there and he'd listen to it.
The words, oh, this one's a little bit more grungy, huh?
With the lyrics, a little bit more serious.
Yeah.
Okay, let me.
And it took him like two times.
He'd be like, yeah, all right, run that back.
Let's go back eight bars.
Let's go right before the curse, flip, fly, turn me up here.
and then, and,
and,
and,
and,
I'm like,
oh my,
that's all my song,
yeah.
Is that just in your
back pocket or how,
how is that kind of,
I'm just feeling
in a moment or whatever,
so I'm like,
fuck,
thank you for doing that.
So,
I'm excited for it.
I think they're good.
I think they're pretty good.
There's something
that are a little worrisome,
though.
What are you worried?
In what way?
It's already on the album,
right?
It's done.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not completely
uploaded yet.
Hayes in a barn.
Yeah,
haze in the barn.
There's been a lot of work.
Gumpy and I have been multiple states through this entire thing,
a lot of different journeys.
Gumpy, I appreciate you riding alongside, by the way, this entire time.
It's been a lot of interesting days in all these studios and stuff,
learning and talking to people and how talented they are.
There's some songs that are going to cause some shit, though.
I mean, you know.
You got some disc tracks in there?
Yeah, there is.
Yeah, there's some, you know, because I write these things.
Like, let's say I wrote one song when I'm like 21 or whatever.
Hey, about something.
And then as I get to 28, I find that in,
song good notes,
song good is the note
where I just have all my bars basically
and I see something,
I'm like, oh, this actually is good
for what I meant.
So then I continue it at like 28.
Then I'm like 34, continue it.
And then like 39 now with kids, I continue it.
So there's a couple of songs where there's like,
you know, like different versions of my life.
I'm kind of writing in there.
And then there's, you know,
some of those versions, I guess,
I just really wanted to murder some people.
Yeah, sure.
And there's some, you know,
talentless suits.
need to find a new scam is in there, you know, a couple different times in different kind of
genre. So everything that's happening right now to me and to us, it's like I have an answer
August 14th and it's in song form. And I want to let you know, I wish that you didn't hate me,
but I understand that you do. It's kind of been happening forever. And literally all we're trying
to do is just live, baby, because we're all going to die. That's right. And that's a pretty ever-present
thing of this entire album as well.
So I'm excited for it.
I'm pumped for it. I'm thankful for it.
And August 14th.
August 14th.
There we go.
August 14th.
Need you to learn the lyrics so you can sing with me.
That's been a whole other journey.
Yeah.
What you mean?
Well, there's four stages to singing,
it's the respiration, the vibration.
What?
The resonation.
I wish I was born.
I wish I had it.
I'm sorry to cut you off.
It's one of those things. I wish I had that musical talent like I was born
to be able to sing or even.
I tried to play instruments in there, it's not easy.
So what I've been told is you can find your singing voice.
Okay, now we're going to find out, now, I have done recording it.
You know, they're able to, I'm able to do like 50 takes, okay?
When I perform these live, which we do have a date for my first live performance,
that's what we're preparing for here.
That is what we are getting it ready for.
But from my understanding, it is a trained skill, and you do have a singing voice in there somewhere.
You just kind of got to find it or whatever.
But it's all about the respiration, the vibration, the resonation, and the articulation.
There you go.
That's basically the four piece.
And you're breathing from here.
You know, and we got to relax everything else.
We kind of got to let the vocal cords work, you know, because they do this, bad boy.
We need to pose there.
And, you know, you need to really make it happen.
So I've been going to work, man.
I've been going to work on it because the live performance part is what I want, like,
that is what we want to do this for.
We like to go out there and have a good time with people.
And I think we've got some bangers.
I do.
People are going to hate it.
people are probably going to enjoy it.
And hey, that's the life.
Exactly.
Of people, I think.
That's in the pay.
Yeah, that is life in the pay.
That is kind of how it goes.
And I appreciate everybody that has helped me along this entire musical journey.
Okay, speaking of journey, the NFL has had a long one.
You know, in a lot of different positions they have evolved and changed, and there's been
trailblazers and game changers.
And the position of Returner has become one that every team has a good one.
Back in the day, it wasn't always like that.
There was just a few around the league.
There were game changers.
A lot of coaches maybe didn't want to invest a lot of time in special teams.
And there was a couple tweets that happened over the weekend about, hey, name a returner that doesn't get enough credit.
And I saw a debug go, Pac-Man Jones.
And I was immediately like, yeah, you're right, Pac-Man Jones doesn't get enough love.
And I don't think returners as a whole get enough love.
So we wanted to start, you know, a little bit of a top five-ish list, if you will.
Today is going to be punt returners.
This is not kick returners.
This is top five punt returners in the history of the NFL, AJ.
Do you understand what that means?
I completely understand.
I don't think everybody will, though.
Okay, so kick returners and punt returners, two different things.
Okay.
Now, granted, there are some returners who play both positions.
For instance, Devin Hester was also a kickoff returner, but he was also a punt returner.
He has 14 punt return touchdowns.
Crazy.
Okay?
Devin Hester is in the Hall of Fame.
Devin Hester is not on his top five list.
Devin Hester is Devin Hester.
We had to make that decision, okay, because it was a...
You only got five spots here, ish, we kind of rolled with.
And there's not...
Devin Hester is the guy.
So there's no reason to even have him on there.
He will be on every single graphic.
But if you have 14 just punt return touchdowns in your name.
Oh, come on, who put this?
Oh, no, AJ.
That's a bullshit.
It's not a lot of things.
Make a tackle.
Why don't we punt the ball of Devin Hester?
Get that thing out of bounds, guys.
Oh, it's so easy.
Maybe if the wing would block somebody,
they'd be able to kick that out of bounds.
You know, that's part of the problem.
You're probably right.
Devin Hester, obviously, league of his own,
whenever it comes to returning, change the game.
We all respect it.
We all appreciate it.
We all love it.
And he's in the Hall of Fame because of it.
So he lives in his own world.
Now, that punt right there you can't do to Gavin Hester.
Okay, now that's Chicago, very windy.
If you put a ball in the middle of the field to Devin Hester, you're in trouble.
If you put a ball on the ground with no real hang time to Devin Hester, you're in trouble.
And I believe that's Chris Cluey there who had an incredible career with Minnesota Vikings,
experiencing that nightmare of a windy day in Chicago and Devin Hester standing back there.
Here's a cold, I mean, Hester got everybody.
Okay, that is just kind of what we're saying.
So he lives in his own world.
We can all agree on that, right?
Oh, yes.
Yep. Legend.
Go.
He took a kickoff return back on Adam Venetary in the Super Bowl.
Obviously, I remember that, but we're talking punt returners.
He had a great unit, too.
I know Devin Hester is the GOP, especially Chicago.
Like, Peanut Till Me used to be out there.
I think Chris Harris, like, legit dudes who play legit snaps on defense.
We're out there being like vice guys.
Like, they put their all into the teams unit.
Now, you can tell me better, and I think AJ could as well.
Whenever you have a returner that can house it, boy, that helps everybody's effort.
on the return team.
I mean, you can see it and you can feel it
whenever they believe in a returner.
Absolutely.
Edelman got drafted the same year, and I took
pride any time I was on the field, but especially
he had a guy like Edelman who, you know,
was dynamite every time he touched with football, definitely.
Actually, you said you needed special teams.
You tried to go out.
Oh, I did, I did, but if I'm on the field.
When it was Jules.
I'm actually on one of these as well.
We'll see if Edelman makes his top five, shall we?
Because I have high respect for Julian.
Now, he's taking one back on me.
I certainly know that.
Not five?
Yeah.
We'll see.
We shall see.
All right, let's get to number five, shall we?
Here's the number five returner of all time.
Oh, it's actually three guys.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So we couldn't, we couldn't do it just five once we started doing the math.
X-Factor Dante Hall, dog, game changer.
Put him in there for sure.
The human joystick was beloved and is beloved in Kansas City still because of what he was able to do at the returning position.
He was a stud. He was fearless. He was fast.
We certainly have him in our top five, and he just made that punter look very stupid.
I don't love that. Also, Pac-Man Jones.
That baby, Pac.
Pack never fair call to football, okay? And I played against him one time.
I tried to hit him a 70-40-yard punt, 35-yard punt.
The guy just would never do it. Absolutely fearless.
You know, there's a lot of things that Pac-Man has done in his life that's not necessarily perfect.
I think he would even acknowledge that. The world knows that.
But there's a reason he was able to play for like 100 years in the NFL,
of how phenomenally athletic he is.
And also, it was on display in special teams.
Shot to Pac-Man, have to have him on a top five-ish list at punt return,
if you're going to have anybody.
And then Dion Sanders.
I mean, if he focused full-time on returning, he would be probably much higher on this list.
But you're talking about whenever he went to Atlanta, I think the first time he touched
the ball was at the returning position.
He hossed it.
I believe whenever he was in San Francisco, similar situation.
Dallas, same thing.
Talk about it, be about it.
You know, if you look good.
You feel good. You feel good. You play good. You play good. They pay good. The pay good. You live good. And if you're high stepping from the 50, I think all those things are going to happen. Dion, prime time, was spectacular in special teams, especially at the returning position. Yeah, he was different. Some of these guys on the list, like, if he would have like a full-time return, he would probably have 40 kickoff and punt returns total.
But since he was so dynamic on defense, you know, he didn't get as many. You'll probably see that theme with some of these players on the rest of this list. But yeah, Dion was different.
black man and Dante all these I mean I'm I'm intrigued in the rest of the list yeah all right
if that's number five who's number four in our top fiveish punt returners of all time oh a man who
has a heisman and a Super Bowl MVP now the Super Bowl MVP comes from him taking a kickoff
back to the crib so you might think that's the case now he's got eight punt return touchdowns
as well so not only was he a filthy kickoff return also punt returner man as a highsman and also
a Super Bowl MVP.
Desmond Howard has always been a problem
with the ball in his hands.
And in the NFL, as a punt return,
that was a nice throwback there.
I like that they're getting creative
back in the day for that Washington.
No, yeah, that was the Redskins at the time.
Okay.
You can say it.
But wasn't your decision.
No, that's literally what they were.
It wasn't my decision, you know,
unless you want to change history.
Heard they might be going back.
I don't think so.
Are you sure?
Great return, Des. Way to go.
Just the super quiet.
I don't know, guys.
I mean, there's been a lot of petitions.
There's been a lot of noise.
Who knows how that goes?
Desmond Howard, though, number four.
And I'll tell you, I don't think people know just how great Desmond Howard was enough.
Because I'll walk into something, and Des will say something about football and somebody will shoot off at the college game day.
I mean, some fucking producer fuck will just like shoe it off.
And they're like, I can't believe he said that.
And I'm like, hey, that guy's a lot of say whatever he wants.
That guy right there, Desmond Howard is a lot of say.
Heisman and Super Bowl MVP.
Also one of the greatest returners
and could have played any other position.
Desmond Howard, absolute stud.
And that being the most historic Heisman pose
potentially in the history to seal a win
over a high state is just special.
We love Des. He cracks the top five.
It's got to number three punt returner
in the history of the NFL, shall we?
Ooh, Darren Sproles.
Now, I'll tell you,
this caused some debate
for Darren Sproles being up here.
But I'm going to say,
no puner wanted to punt to him.
When Darren Sproes was back there,
changed again.
So small, so shifty,
impossible to see,
so fearless,
and a guy that was willing
to do whatever to make you pay,
I put Darren Sprouls up here
over some others
that are going to be pissed off
and we will address them,
but he was special.
And Darren Sproes had an era
where he was dominating games.
I love everything about it, AJ.
Yeah, he's awesome.
I was able to, I guess,
I was not lucky,
but I got to play against Darren Sproles
in college and the pros.
When he was in college,
the guy,
thing we did was how do we find a way to contain this
dude as a running back receiver,
slot, whatever they moved it. But yeah, when he got the ball back
there, just watch, like, I just
love watching to move. His legs, and
you're not supposed to be able to be this
quick and how he's crazy,
powerful, too, so it's not, you're usually
bouncing off of him the first couple guys as well,
so I have a ton of respect for how he playing. Yeah, Darren
Spoll's number three punt return all time. Who's number two
punt returner of all time?
We have
Antonio Brown.
Oh, okay, this doesn't get talked about ever
with Antonio Brown. There's a lot of things talked about
with Antonio Brown. Obviously, people talk
about on the football field his work ethic,
how he does extra work and drills
and how nobody's ever seen him by practice as hard
as he practices. Well, me, as a punter,
line up against him. That's Shane Lekler, goat
line up against him. Nobody wanted
to see him back here. Absolutely, nobody.
If he was a full-time returner,
that's what we're going off of. If this man
got every single punt return that his teams had,
he would have been second best all-time,
I think he would have been second-best all-time. I got a chance.
to tackle him one time, and I got a chance to get smoked by him one time.
Antonio Brown had no fear. He was explosive. He was fast. He had great vision. His hands were
ridiculous. And the boys loved running for him. So I put Antonio Brown at number two,
and I think more people need to understand. We don't need to run this one. Okay, look at the
score. 38 to 10. Four minutes left. Everyone already went home, too.
Can you go back to the beginning just so we can see what it was, fourth and one. Okay, we're not
going for it. We're down 28, Chuck.
Yeah, what do we do?
I had my fucking cleats on time.
Okay, I literally, I go up to Chuck, I go,
hey, we're not punning, right?
Like, 38, 10, he's like, no, absolutely not,
unless we absolutely have to, which would mean, like, penalty.
Yeah, fourth and 30.
Fourth in one.
And he punt team.
I'm like, what are we doing?
So I'm literally tying my shoes as I'm going on to the field.
And then I look back to it, Indy Return, number 84.
Antonio Brown.
I'm like, what?
And then, yeah, bang.
Yeah, I didn't even touch them.
They didn't even touch the guy without,
most of he is. Then he would go on to obviously do this.
Hi! That lady had no idea what's happening.
Yeah, and that is, you know, packed a couple of those two.
Feels like that's a good returner celebrate.
That's a tough tackle right there for you. Come on now.
Can you go back please?
Can you go back please?
I mean, what am I supposed?
Yeah, my shoes were just, and look, he set me up too
because I got everybody to go to the side of time.
Got to keep closing his face.
Well, listen, my entire thing, I've explained this a thousand times.
Bate and tackle, just like a fisherman.
I would bait returners into thinking
slow, white punter.
He's going to run by me.
So I would always get him to think that they could run by me.
In the warmups, I'm talking to him.
Hey, don't run me over today.
Run by me.
You know, just playing a seed, you know.
I'm trying to get him so they run by me.
Right here, I think I got him.
Stupid is what I'm thinking.
Stupid Antonio Brown.
I'm going to close this.
I'm going to get him.
And he sticks that thing.
It's like, yeah, right, dude.
Now, did I make a, could I have caused a fumble right there?
Pretty close to poking the ball out.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, not.
Philadelphia, I actually got one out.
I'll spark the combat.
Philadelphia Eagles, I got one out on a kickoff return.
Guy came around the field.
I did the basketball punch.
Sure.
Around the back.
Boom.
Punches it out.
It goes out of the sideline.
Nobody says a word.
I thought it was the most athletic thing I've ever done in my life.
I'm walking off the field.
People pissed.
It was a long return.
I'm like, I fucking punched that.
Should I have turnover.
Peanut tell me, are we even going to talk about it?
But yeah, this is a tough day.
To your point, I believe.
That was a tough day.
I was looking at it.
stats earlier because I knew we were doing this obviously.
He only returned kicks the first like five years
of his career. He did not return kicks like
16, 17 when he was the number one wide receiver
in the league. Fun fact, obviously, we're
doing punt returns here, but his first touch ever
in the NFL was a kick return, touchdown.
So, I mean, he was, like, if he would have just done
returning for his entire career, he would have been
unbelievable. That's what people thought he
was probably going to be in the league
when he got drafted. Six round.
I was actually with him when he got drafted six
round, and you thought that was going to be his path.
Mike Wallace, they had, I think, draft
to Emmanuel Sanders that same year.
Santmoy's brother.
Yeah, but Antonio, I think he was the first one
and ended up getting paid.
But like you said, just like we said with Dion,
it's another guy who didn't have those same opportunities
because he was so great at his offensive or defensive position.
And he had the run where, I mean, he should, in my opinion,
based on what he did on the football field,
no doubt, first battle of hall of fame.
Yeah, and now granted, Bill Belichick's on a first ballot hall of famer
for a lot of other stuff.
So who knows how that whole thing goes.
But me and AB was always very good to me.
I always thought, like I talked to returners before games.
Me and AB always talked.
I tackled him one time on his sideline.
I think AB was, I think he respected that.
But, man, him smiling while running at.
Hit me with one of those and then just striding out.
Four minutes left to go up, 45 to 10.
First of all, Chuck.
Fourth and one.
Waving the white flag.
I should have won under center.
I should have won under center and just tried to die.
Yeah.
I should have over it.
Hey, coming up.
Let's go.
Fourth and one.
Somebody's got to try.
I get a first down.
They're like eight yards on a sneak.
Let's see what happened.
But I'm happy I got to be a part of that.
What's that?
He had to sell himself here.
No, no.
Tomlin's sitting them out there?
No, it was Dan.
Danny.
Danny Smith.
Danny Smith is fucking prism.
That's malpractice.
Exactly.
Special teams coordinator, Danny Smith.
Now with the bucks.
He, Yinser, legend,
chews a lot of gum.
Everybody knows who he is.
He's a stud.
He's been a special teams coordinator for a long time.
He and I know each other very well.
He's a Pittsburgh guy.
I'm Pittsburgh guy.
Special teams who do the entire thing.
And I would always
tell him, I'm like, I'm going to hit you with an onside kick
tonight. I'm going to hit you with one. And obviously we got the
fake against them. We did the entire thing. Like,
he and I had good banter like that. So literally
I look over at the sideline when Antonio
Brown has announced as the returner.
And I look over and he's just chewing his gum.
And he's going to get one on us. He knows that.
He's going to get, because our guys didn't have our shoes.
I mean, we're literally going out on the field with no.
Did you see the cover? I had a great coverage team.
I liked his effort. Yeah, but I had a great
fourth. That group is an incredible. Look how
how fast he is, man.
Yeah.
at least he didn't kick you in the face you'd have field that snap too that snap was off to the right
thank you i mean overton didn't know you snapped i mean we're all kind of caught off
at least he didn't kick you in the face though because he did do that too yeah and i don't like
the people put my face in there whenever they want to say bad stuff to me you say remember when
Antonio brown did this pat macfee and then it gets a 7000 retwitch it's like before i can even
i never played for the browns please can we move all right number one punt returner of all time
in my eyes as we judge a with a collective vote but mostly through what i thought no doubt about
Tyree Kill.
Okay.
It's the same thing as Antonio Brown.
Tyree Kill and I don't know what he's gonna be whenever he gets back healthy and everything
like that.
That punter right there is Shane Lackler.
He's the goat in my eyes.
Should go into the Hall of Fame.
When he does, we will all celebrate in a big way and so will he.
He will have probably 40 to 50 beers that night.
He said to me, hey, if you played Kansas City yet, have you punted against 10?
And I'm like, no.
He goes, okay, as soon as you get to snap, you turn and you punt that fucker into the
stance.
You don't even give him a chance.
put a ball on the numbers, he's going to be back on the other sideline before you even
get your head up. This guy's unbelievable. This is just like Antonio Brown. This is just like Dion
Sanders. If Tyree Kill was a full-time punt returner, he'd have 500 touchdowns in the way he could
do it. He was built to be a returner. Yeah. I mean, obviously great wide receiver, but his body
type and what he does, he's built to be a return. Yeah, the combination, I don't think there, well,
I know there's never been the combination of speed and quickness in one guy. Like he would, you know,
Darren Sproes, he didn't have the same long speed.
Tyree had the same part of the score area of witness.
But yeah, once he found the scene, it was over with.
And once again, this was, what was he like a fifth round or a six round?
Late draft.
Yeah, late.
You know, he went to a small school or whatever, but got in there.
I think I remember years back, I think Jalen Ramsey might have been talking shit about him.
Like, oh, you're a special team guy.
That's how you make the Pro Bowl.
And then obviously he goes on to have, you know, an unbelievable career.
We'll see if he could bounce back and kind of back to that form.
But he's unbelievable anytime he touched the football.
Okay, now let's get the guys that are going to be pissed about this list.
Okay, because there's a lot of those guys.
We had to add them to the list as well.
Ladies and gentlemen, here are the guys who are going to be pissed.
Matt Caff, he has the second most touchdowns in the history of punt return.
I never seen it, but he's unbelievable.
Great point.
Mitchell, Brian, he really good.
He has like the most kickoff in punt return yards in the history of the NFL.
Exactly.
I see you, Brian.
I should have done a little bit more.
We realized quickly that you should be on there.
And that's why I want to let Mr. Mitchel know.
He's probably the reason why we have the entire guys who are going to be pissed,
notch down here.
Christensen, up church, Meggett, and then Julian Edelman there at the end,
who you mentioned there.
In my eyes, at one point, I had Julian Edelman as the best returner I'd ever seen,
just because he always got at least 15 yards.
Beasts.
That's a nightmare.
Like, if you're, I'm looking, I'm looking for a fair catch.
That is what I kind of became.
That was the punner I was.
I think I had
to own horn here a little bit
I had zero return yards
punning and kicking off
into October
like no return yards against our team
like absolutely not
fair catch kick out of bounds
that was before
you know it got soft
where people just started fair kicks
yeah exactly
we're hitting moonshats
turn is hated fair catch
yeah and they hated me
you know because it's going to be a boring day
but I would sell it to him good
this is a win win
you fair catch you don't get a fumble
you do good I give up no return
turn yards. We kind of just pass this off to the offense and a defense.
These are all conversations I'm having, okay, before games with Returner.
And Julian Edmond, never talked to me.
Really? Not one time. Ice cold.
Ice cold, dude. Standing right next to him.
It's Jules.
What's up, man? Hey, you're killing it back here.
One ball in his hands.
Like, hey, don't run me over if we got to get in the field together.
Catch us two. Nothing. Jop straps open. Can talk.
Okay, this is not like he's locked in there.
Boom, then catches a third, hits one of those, and then he's gone.
I'm like, he must not have heard me.
So then we go on the other side, you know, because you put it back to the other side.
So I go hit him on the other side.
I'm like, hey, man, you're absolutely crushing it, you know?
Like, this is pretty cool.
Doesn't even, didn't even look at me, took the first ball gone.
I'm like, oh, no, this might be probably.
This guy's locked in.
He did.
He always got too old.
He was, Julian Edmund was a problem.
because he was just trying to make it, you know?
Quarterback, however I can get on the field, whatever the case, no fear.
He caught that thing and was just immediately getting in.
It's like, that's worst case scenario for, because if you get a couple guys blocked up
and you have somebody that just hits it immediately, it's like that's at least the first down.
That's at least 10 yards.
And it's like he would find it.
He was unbelievable.
So we know he'd be pissed, but just know that it was a very, very, very, very hot debate before he came along.
Yeah, and he's another guy that did first five years or so, just special teams.
Like he made that jump kind of similar to AB like we were talking about,
where then he became like a 100 catch every single year guy
after the Welker debacle and everything.
So imagine some of these guys, just like AB and Tyreek,
if they just did returning and be nuts to see what their stats would be.
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How are we doing, guys?
How are you, Harvey?
You look fantastic.
You're glowing almost.
Is it because football season's right around the corner?
Yes, I'm fired up, man.
Can't wait.
Looking forward to it.
I love those debates in the summer.
You know, great, who's the best
returner of all time? I'm glad you finally got to
Brian Mitchell. I know you never went
against him, but
he's at the top of the list for me,
along with Desmond. I mean, obviously, Des.
Well, so, Brian Mitchell,
we'd like to say, we gave him his own category.
Like, we did create that strictly for him.
Like, hey, who...
I loved your Edelman story.
Was he the only one
that never acknowledged you?
Never, yeah. Every single one.
That's why anytime I made a tackle with anybody,
you normally saw it like a friendly embrace
because they were always telling me like I should have ran you over.
And it's like, yeah, should have.
Too late now.
Let's go ahead and get out of here.
It was always like a good relationship.
Julian never talked to me, ever.
Pat, I want to ask you, when you were a player in the NFL,
typically, I don't know, AJ, how you feel about this and guys,
but usually the punter is like the last hope.
If a guy gets loose, you're kind of counting on the punter to save it.
With you because of how physical,
and aggressive and your personality,
were you ever part of the coverage
with your special teams coach?
Or were you always like the traditional
punter kind of in that safety valve?
I was always safety valve, always safety valve.
There's a middle area there you don't want to be in.
Kevin Huber found himself in that area.
That's where...
It's no man's land.
You're done.
You don't want to be in there at all.
But I did start getting blocked,
which I think is a massive company.
So that is...
But when you decleted that guy on the sideline,
Which guy?
Well, the one that, I mean, it just was like viral, even back in that day.
I'm sure you gained a reputation of like, this guy's a little bit different.
They blocked me, yeah.
They started blocking me.
So, like, that was a big compliment.
That was a huge compliment that had somebody come up and block it.
Holiday?
Holiday, yeah, holiday was the big time hit.
I love Holiday.
Thank you for doing that.
I hate that happened to him because he's got to live that every single day because of this and everything like that.
That was a huge hit for me, obviously.
And here comes the video one more time.
And let me.
No, but the first guy that came to block me, it was a big deal.
Like, he comes up to me and I go, what are you doing?
He goes, I got you.
And I'm like, whoa.
I literally say that, whoa.
And then it's like, we're just dancing here.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not going anywhere.
And then I go to the sideline.
I'm like, they blocked me.
I got a number.
They are blocking.
That means we got to have somebody.
We got to have somebody somewhere.
I make a tackle inside of the 20.
We might have a guy somewhere.
Kickers getting blocked.
It was awesome.
Huge compliment.
I had a coach come out.
I think Jim Hartman.
When he was at Sanford.
Francisco told me he's blocking me.
He said, we're blocking you today.
You're not tackling anybody.
And I was like, oh, he had cleats on.
He had the whole thing.
Oh, yeah.
Came out to me and told me that.
Maybe the only punter in the history of the NFL that had a blocker assigned to him.
I'll tell you, when it was happening in real time, I'd never been more complex.
Like, I felt like such, oh, yeah.
Now, granted, if that guy wanted to, he could a, if he wanted to, which we do not want, you know.
So we are, well, whoa, well, I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not going anywhere.
The first time I ever got the brother-in-law, you know, like in, in, uh, do the
entire thing. Then you use that.
I've seen people do that.
Yeah. Then I jubed again.
One time I got a guy. He's coming to block me
around him, tackle.
See, that's what you don't want to do.
They'll line you up next part.
I knew it was coming. Yeah, I knew it was coming.
There was a guy coming from this side, next game, actually.
And I, okay, and we're getting out of here.
Yeah, it started getting a little dangerous.
I got a question for you.
For everybody.
What percentage of the result of a game do special teams play a part in?
Because I think fans...
33.
You think 33?
No, the old stat.
The old stat used to be the stats that matter most, if you want to.
Obviously, the score is a stat, so that's one of them.
Turnovers was number two most indicator of who wins teams.
And then field position was the third, like, most, the clearest indicator on who won the game.
I don't know if it's like that anymore.
Yes, it is.
I would think explosives...
Explosives...
I think explosives four and against are a big thing, too.
I think so, too.
I think explosive plays have become a big deal.
Sabin's big on that.
He's like, they need more, they need more, they need more
because the stats are telling them that.
But I do believe field position is still...
Yeah, the difference of a drive starting on the 21-yard line
as opposed to the 31-yard line, that's huge.
And when you look at the stats, for defense, you know,
obviously it's one less first down, but it's big when you actually look at it.
I remember Chuck and Midge will go over those things, you know,
week in and week out because, you know, drive home the importance of it, for sure.
Especially with how kickers are now.
That's the...
Because, like, there are some teams who you legitimately need to get two first downs if you start the 30.
And, like, you got guys who can go out there and make 70-yard field goals.
And, like, I don't think it's ever been like that before.
And then to play a block punt, a field goal.
A kick return like that, you know, we play Green Bay.
Sunday night of football, I think the opening kickoff, Jordan Toddman took it back.
Like, that changes the game instantly.
Toddman, what an awesome dude.
I hope he's good.
We, I like any time we get to compliment any of these returners.
They don't get enough love.
The amount of like fearlessness that they have to have is absurd.
And let's talk about football.
Herbie, we're close, brother.
Obviously, SEC media days are happening currently.
Everybody's talking about Lane and what's going to happen with LSU.
Obviously, Michigan's getting a new athletic director.
SEC might break away.
What do you think is big news right now as we head into season in your world?
The SEC potentially breaking away from the NCAA is crazy to think about, but is that just a leverage point?
I don't know.
What do you think kind of where we're in here?
Yeah, I think that's just talking season type stuff.
I mean, if the SEC breaks away, my guess would be that Tony Petiti and the Big Ten would also break away, you know, and maybe the ACC and the Big 12.
I don't think the SEC, I think that may be leverage.
I think that might have been something that was said.
I mean, I watched Greg and all of his talk when he addressed the media.
It doesn't sound like, you know, the Super League or breaking away is number one priority, or that's like the goal.
it wouldn't be surprised if they can't get help
and they don't get some traction on trying to get Congress
in the Senate to try to make some decisions
to try to help them from a federal standpoint.
If that ends up failing,
then I think you start to talk about,
okay, well, what's the answer going to be?
But if the SEC breaks away,
I don't think they would break away alone,
this is just my opinion, and live in their own world.
I just think that's just fodder.
I think that's just people talking right now.
I think you know, you get to early August.
By the way, the World Cup, I texted you all the time.
And I didn't know anything about anything three or four weeks ago.
I always kid you and Gumpy about, oh, soccer, oh, hey, they scored a goal.
No, that is what you used to say is they almost got a shot.
Almost got a goal.
They almost got it.
I mean, I'm like the guy that least interested in watching a soccer match.
And then I watched, and I don't know if it was because the time zone and the games were live playing here in North America or what the case.
But I was freaking consumed with every game.
I didn't even, I didn't know players' names other than the big stars.
But I don't know.
It was just the passion of it, the pageantry, the pregame ceremony and, you know, the national anthem.
and the way the players would sing the national anthem.
I just...
That's college football.
You love the college.
It reminded me of college football,
but I think even another level.
I mean, it was insanity.
And I didn't go to any of the matches,
but I'm a thousand percent hooked on watching that.
I tip my cap to all the different stadiums.
I mean, it just seemed like it was in this world of fights in the stands
that go on video at Major League Baseball games or the NFL.
It just felt, I don't know.
It was a special, bro.
It was a special experience, I think.
We all, we all.
It was a special experience.
I don't know if you can ever duplicate that, honestly.
Like, if it was to come back.
I really don't, I don't think, I don't think you can.
But, and I thought Fox did a great job.
The pregame, just all of it was fantastic.
I just really appreciated it all.
The problem is it's over.
And being a Reds fan, their season ended in late April.
That's what I was going to say.
Hold on.
That's what I was going to say is...
They are done.
Done.
Done.
Done.
I talked to them.
I talked to him for you.
I try to rally Sal and the boy.
Sal's too.
Herb Street's about to jump off a cliff.
Need you guys.
The World Cup saved you, I think, because the Reds were killing you.
We were very...
It gave you three weeks, and now I'm ready for NFL.
When's the Hall of Fame game?
When is the Hall of Six?
Two weeks or tomorrow.
Panthers and Cardinals report.
I got to get to the Hall of Fame game, and then I'm home free to February.
But Reds baseball is just a disaster, and it has been for 13 straight years.
So it just kills yourself.
Bro, after 13 straight years of this bullshit, you need to realize you're pissing into the wind.
He's talking to himself.
It will not change.
The Reds baseball season is mid-February to early mid-May.
That's it.
This season was ever.
Mid-May is a bonus.
Mid-May.
God, that'd be huge.
I feel bad for you with all these tweets, okay?
Go watch some soccer.
Get some pre-season football magazine.
Go on summer trip.
Anything but deal with this nonsense on a daily basis,
it's over.
Time to move on.
Hey.
Herbie, we were reading four of these from you a day
when the Reds were playing.
When the World Cup came.
Crushed.
I needed to be on the show.
I needed to be with you guys, man.
I mean, it's not all of us are tough.
who every team he has is like chasing a championship.
I mean, that must be a lot of fun.
They never win.
Iowa, you just know Iowa is going to always be Iowa.
Like they're never going to win four games, right?
Correct.
They're always going to be 8, 9, 10, catch some magic, maybe make a run to the playoff.
His Yankees, you know, the Yankees season doesn't even start until September.
You know, that's when they start to get serious.
True.
So, I don't know, dude.
I'm a Columbus Blue Jackets fan.
Cincinnati Reds fan, and it is hell.
Yeah.
It is just living.
Hey, thanks for your support, though, to sports.
That's right.
We need people like you.
I follow it.
I cheer.
That's my problem is I care too much.
I need to get to that stage where you just don't care anymore.
You tweeting about the Reds and then getting pissed at all of the modern baseball because the Reds are bad was a fun little time on the internet for me to watch you kind of.
Bro, bro.
Well, I don't know who.
I watched your double play for him.
You're not a die-heart baseball fan.
Ty, I think, is a die-heart.
Who's your die-heart baseball fan?
We got the baseball boys.
Tie-in-tone.
Tie-in-tone.
All right, let me ask you.
In the playoffs, by the way.
In the earlier years, you go back as far as you want.
Guys could run.
Like, there was, like, athletes were welcome in Major League Baseball.
You know, you hit the ball in the gap.
Guys were running.
There were plays at the plate.
Guys were stealing base.
It was just action.
Now with, I think it with the exit velocity and the launch angle, it's all home runs or strikeouts and oven miss.
Like that's all there is in the current game.
Major League Baseball has a massive problem, in my opinion.
And I talked to some people that are involved with MLB.
And they told you very wrong, right?
I saw a lot of people coming after you saying you're wrong.
And I thought you were potentially just caught up in the red stuff that you were attacking all of baseball.
Sounds like you think all of baseball.
I'm a baseball junkie.
the guy, I don't need a clock on the freaking game. I can sit there and sit there for two and a half,
three hours. I used to. And it's like, oh, the game's over. You know, you go to a baseball game now,
and it's like, whew, third inning. You know, we can get there. We can get there. And it never used to
be like that. Because there was so much going on in the game. It's just it's a different,
it's a different era right now. What does he mean by that time? Can you speak to me? I think by and
large, I agree with a lot of that because it has gotten out of control with the egg.
at velocity and like teams want guys to hit homers but like herby's point like 10 years ago
good teams you'd look up and down like their their lineup and there'd be three to four guys
maybe hitting over 300 you don't see that anymore there's maybe one guy hitting over 300 and
usually he's right over it like they really do prioritize hey we want this guy to hit 50 homers if he
strikes out 200 times that's okay base running is really bad with with the exception of like
a lot of the small market small ball teams.
Fielding's really bad.
I mean, the pitching is so good.
That's a big part of it.
But a big part of it, too, Herbie, and you know this, is if the Reds were, you know,
in a wild card spot right now, you'd be all in.
And it probably doesn't feel good that Chase Burns, their best player, you know,
they might be shopping right now.
Oh, no.
I was coming to the Pirates?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
What's going on with the Reds is they're kind of like a AAA team,
where their stars get good, their contracts run out,
send them out to L.A. or New York.
That's basically where they, will they end up?
They're not going to stay in Cincinnati.
I like that you're trying to change baseball for the better,
and hopefully the Reds can hear this
and understand that there's a man who is on a warpath now
for your entire sport.
They don't care, remember?
They don't care.
Well, you let me go.
I'll fucking move the team to Florida.
Shut up.
He said that on opening day.
Who'd the Nashville?
Nashville would love them.
That'd be awesome.
Well, that's him trying to get him.
That would be.
Yeah, because he's in that.
So he's trying to get to a couple games so he can do the two, three.
The Grizzlies are going to be playing some games there.
Memphis?
I've learned some things about that particular situation.
Sounds like no.
I don't know if it's going to be as easy just to move Memphis to Nashville.
I think there's going to be some paperwork that's going to be scanned through there that was kind of placed in there allegedly.
How's everybody's summer going?
How's everybody doing?
Fantastic.
It's been hot in the kitchen a little bit over about the last 24 hours.
Sure, sure.
But it's, uh, everything's going to?
Yeah, I saw that.
It's actually maybe his fault.
It is definitely his fault.
How come to be saying that?
It's part of it.
Now they will.
Now they can.
It's this guy.
You think about it.
The guy's, we, we, we.
No, I'm probably this guy.
Right.
Yeah.
AJ, make sure it's understood which guy we're talking about.
We're talking about this guy.
Thank you.
Chinerville along.
This guy?
Yeah, you.
And nobody's talking about that.
That's crazy.
Jeez.
I'm just hanging out with Peter.
I'm doing nothing.
Shout out.
How is Peter?
Wake up, Peter.
Hey, it's almost football season.
Hey, right, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
They were barking at a dog that was laying on the ground in Kirk's office.
We lose good journalists.
These guys are barking at a gold retriever.
I've never seen it before.
These dogs are so well-behavior.
Who are you picking in the, who's everybody picking in the national title?
You guys at that point yet?
West Virginia Mountaineers.
Who do you got?
Miami Hurricanes.
Who do you got?
Oregon.
Ohio State.
Notre Dame.
Who's got Ohio State?
I do.
Me and Ty.
Wow.
Okay.
Oregon, Donie?
We got Miami.
Oregon.
West Virginia?
West Virginia?
Miami's up there.
AJ, who do you have?
AJ?
I got Ohio State.
A real tough call by you guys.
Favorite way.
We didn't see those odds.
If I knew Notre Dame was the second in odds, I wanted to pick them.
Herbie, who do you got?
O'Hara State?
I mean, is that
No, no, no, I don't do that.
If I thought that, I mean, they're the number one pick here.
Hey, man.
I'm going Notre Dame.
Oh, let's go, Herbie.
Yes.
Hey, they're saying CJ's a real deal, this kid.
Real deal, CJ is the real deal.
I like Notre Dame.
I like Miami.
I think A&M with Marcel Reed
could make a run this year.
What about Texas, Kurt?
People say Texas has the most talented roster.
I know they do.
I just...
coming out of their game. I'm a fan of Sark. I'm a fan of Texas. I just, I'm not a fan of, like last year,
remember we had preseason, Texas, LSU, Clemson, Penn State. None of those teams could handle
like the pressure. I mean, think about the year all those teams had. Clemson was another one that
was up there because of Kate Klubnick. None of them had great ears. I think when it's so obvious,
it scares you. And I feel like Texas is
incredibly talented. This will be
Sarks probably his best team.
But can they
handle
week in and week out?
I'm judging their TikToks against Mississippi
States' TikToks.
And when I'm doing that...
It's not great. I saw that.
What I'm judging whether or not
their TikToks are... Yeah, exactly.
Which one's better? I think Mississippi State
did that version of the TikTok better than
them. I don't like either of them, but
I do... I'm talking about
the TikTok itself. But I think Mississippi
because they did it better than Texas as a whole.
So that kind of scared me a little bit.
But once again, I got to remember he's Arch Manning.
At some point, it's all going to come together for Arch Banning.
It started to at the end of the year last year.
Don't you think what he went through last year, Pat,
that was the greatest thing in his growth and development,
not just in Texas, but moving forward into the NFL.
Dealing with the first two weeks, it's like,
well, actually, the first week going into Ohio State,
He's going to win the Heisman.
He's the first pick in the draft.
Best player we've ever seen in the history of football.
And then goes through some struggles and deals with all that scrutiny, the media scrutiny,
the social media, everybody crushing him for five, six weeks.
And then to get through that on the back end, like you said, and finished the year pretty solid,
I just think having that behind him is really going to allow him to just relax and play ball this year.
And I think that we'll be able to point throughout his talk.
higher NFL career to that first year as a starter and dealing with that pressure and how it
helped him grow up. I think he's going to have a great year. I just don't know if Texas,
with all that pressure on them, that's a tough spot. But Sark, he's been this close, you know,
the last three years. He didn't get into the playoff last year. I know he felt frustrated
and they got left out. But I think they're going to be in the playoff. They're going to be right in
the mix. Couldn't win the SEC. I just don't know if they win at all. I'll tell you what,
A team nobody's talking about, and you think about Texas,
obviously you think about the Red River there.
We got a chance to run into Coach Arbuckle in the streets of New York.
Great guy.
Great.
And what Mateer has done.
He texted me that he was with you.
I think maybe the SPs or wherever he saw you.
Bob Mahan's going.
Yeah, we're at Robert Mahan's Irish pub.
He saw Sonny out.
He was walking the street.
He was not going in there.
We certainly were.
He was with a gentleman who was wearing a Tennessee Titan shirt.
I look at him.
I go, I hope you guys are good, but not burn Colts, ha, ha, because he's walking back,
because I was potentially vitamining outside of an Irish pub or whatever.
And he goes, oh, can I get a photo?
And I take a photo with this guy.
The guy taking a photo, I learned while the photos.
That's Arbuckle right there.
And I have to run through the entire, and I'm like, Arbuckle, Arbuckle.
Oh, that's Oklahoma.
Oh, oh, offense coordinator.
I go, oh, I met your dad because I met his dad.
And he's like, yeah, my dad still talks about it.
His dad had a big, he used to be a real cowboy.
His dad, like an actual cowboy.
So before the game day at Oklahoma, the first one, the man who meets me is Mr. Arbuckle,
and he's got these big fucking boots on.
He's got this huge belt buckle.
And he says, you need to get you one of these or whatever, Pat.
I was like, I opened the show with that.
I was like, I just met the offense coordinator's dad.
He's got a belt buckle on that's bigger than the state.
I remember.
Yeah, yeah.
So that whole conversation happened.
But he's on a fast track.
If they have a good year, Mattier was going to win.
The He was going to win everything.
Healthy.
He's healthy.
He's stronger.
It's like that guy also.
offensive guru. And from talking to him, he's very comfortable with where they are right now.
And that team was very good last year, kind of under the radar. Nobody really talking about that at all.
But look at schedule. Look at that schedule. At Michigan, at Georgia. Texas, obviously, in Dallas,
a game like even at Mississippi State, you know, the Cowbells, if that's a night game, you're at Florida, it's a swamp, A&M at home, at Missouri,
probably in SEC, if they win all those, the SEC championship. I mean, that is a grind.
That's got to be as tough as schedule as there is in the sport.
Yeah, but BV's ready for it.
That's what they had last year.
That's why they made it at 9 and 3 or whatever.
Yeah, you're right.
All right, Herbie.
We'll see you on the road soon, brother.
Let's make, let's hope the Reds win some games for you.
Nah, I've moved on.
I'm just going to watch you guys and get ready for football.
Come to the Red Sox.
Come to the Red Sox are on fire.
I think the Brewers are probably going to finally win it all this year.
I don't know, not after today.
What?
That's in bottom of first.
They got to get a couple big pieces at the deadline.
Herbie, maybe Chase Burns.
Maybe.
Maybe.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's one guy.
No, no, no, no.
They already got it.
Ladies and gentlemen, that's Kirkhurst.
Yay!
Yay!
Joining us now before the heart out here is a friend of the program.
Some call him junior.
We call him Rapsheet.
Ladies and Germany, you're a rap board.
Yay!
Good to see.
Always on the move.
We like that.
mobile office. I like that that's how we're living right now. Obviously, it's the summer.
We have about a minute before the hard out. Any pressing news that needs to be said right now?
Anything break recently? Did a quarterback for the Cardinals just signed a deal?
And is he the first rookie to sign a deal out of all the quarterbacks?
Carson Beck just signed his four years, $7.4 million deal.
We're going to sign it imminently. One of the quarterbacks that are still out there.
You got Ty Simpson, obviously got Fernando Medoza. Both those should be.
soon, but Carson Beck the first,
Jacobi Percett, no
news yet on a possible
new deal. Okay, is he showing
up, though? Jacoby's going to show up. We just don't know if
the deal's going to happen? I would
expect him to show up and kind of just
stand around until he gets a deal. But
the team does want to give him a raise.
They believe he's worthy of it and deserves
it, so the hope is they will come
together and figure something out. Yeah,
Jacobi is getting paid, I think, like the janitor.
Yeah, yeah.
150 bucks.
At Arizona. I think he was
getting maybe double the cash if he threw a touchdown.
Maybe you get an extra granola bar or something like that.
Yeah, if he's going to be your starter, you've got to pay him.
That's just kind of the business that we're in.
That's Ian Rappaport.
He's junior NFL insider for ESPN, senior NFL insider for NFL.
Is he a part of the problem?
Good be.
No, we're talking about that.
That's A.J. Hawk.
We'll be back tomorrow.
Be a friend, tell him something nice.
Might change your life.
Goodbye.
Okay, we're still live, Ian.
Nobody's blaming.
I figured that out.
I'm going to start.
Do you want some Reds news?
Yeah.
Actually, let's call up her.
Let's see if he can take it.
Is it good news or bad Reds news?
No, no, no.
It's not actual news, but they were all hanging around the Mariners practice yesterday.
Trying to soak up some winning ways.
Francona was out there and a bunch of the Reds dudes.
So that's my Reds update of the day.
All right, Junior.
Good to see you, Jr.
All right.
Herbie, Jr. has some news for you about the Reds.
That might make you feel good.
June, can you please repeat that for...
For her be here, please.
I'm doom and gloom on the red legs.
What do you have?
Listen, there's some optimism.
The Reds people, including Terry Franco,
and were hanging out with the Seahawks yesterday,
at practice, before practice,
soaking up some info, soaking up some intel.
So I would say a lot of optimism there
that they can pick some good stuff up, right?
Well, hopefully that'll rub off on them a little bit.
And Tito, by the way, as we know,
maybe the best manager in baseball with his accomplishments.
But that's good.
I appreciate that.
Maybe that'll help the 27 season,
because this one's done.
All right, that's our car,
straight.
Everybody, hurry!
The first time you told us the news,
you said he was hanging around there,
hanging around the Mariners,
hanging around the Seahawks a little bit different.
Much different.
A little bit different.
It's okay.
You're in a car.
Where are you headed right now?
Oh,
we are going to Saratoga
to go see Train, which is a band.
John's Jupiter
Hay.
Sing a debunk?
Banger.
Don't make it like that.
That is a banger.
Tap him on a hand.
What was that?
Recent.
That was way back.
Hey, soul, sister.
That was for the bar.
Yeah.
On the radio and stereo, the way you move ain't fair you know.
Hey, soul sister.
Hey, you don't want to miss another thing you do.
Tonight
You know that song
Boom, another bang.
You know that one.
Boom.
Drops in Jupiter?
They might play it.
I hope so.
That's all they got.
If they don't, that's awesome.
They got a new album.
They got a new album.
Nobody wants to hear any that shit.
Rapsheet.
Play drive by.
Put in Seattle getting that deal done
with every winter school.
Hold on.
Oh, what's that?
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
Hey, Virginia.
Smoke the pack of day.
Oh, that's me, but anyway.
Oh, shit.
You know that's...
Go ahead.
You should be a singer.
We got August 14th, August 14th.
We've got to come it out.
We need you to learn the lyrics, too,
even though it sounds like I don't necessarily want you to be singing them,
but we would like for you to potentially learn to lyrics.
Okay, let's get the football.
Please, shall we?
Good luck with train.
That's awesome.
Let me do an interlude on the next.
Is there horse race separate day, too?
You?
Yeah, just an interlude.
You still got time.
We can record it today.
Nah, this was, Hayzer ain't a baron this.
No, it's not.
Hey, Pat, for recording stuff.
Can I ask your question?
Today.
Sorry, I know we're talking about football.
Can I ask you a question?
So, I grew up listening to rap music and, you know, there's a lot of skit.
Okay, okay.
You know, so, like, on the chronic, there's, like, some really good skits and 36 chambers.
Does your album have skits?
And if it does, can I be a part of it?
Yeah, absolutely.
You're a part of my retirement skit, which we certainly appreciate.
And I would never forget.
You did great.
The fact you held that news.
too. That's how low I was
in the total poll of everything. Okay?
One of the senior NFL newsbreakers
recorded a pre-record gimmick
and did not, I won't if I can tell you, but yeah,
right. We got a lot of shit to talk about
here, sir. I don't know, hold up, hold up. I mean, 50 had a couple
good ones on Get Richard Dye, Try and Gun right in there.
Outcast had a couple on Stanconia, though.
Eminem had some great ones.
Jim, great ones.
Adam Taylor had a great one. Birdman,
the loyalty skit they had. We don't have
any skits prepared yet.
Alay, Seinfeld.
Yep.
Your mother's cooking the macaroni.
Oh.
Okay, thank you for that, rap.
Thanks for bringing it.
Where the fuck were you?
Like, two months ago.
You know, and we were trying to peek through some time.
Nobody asked me.
I'm here.
I'm a fountain of album knowledge.
No one's ever called me and asked me.
A fountain of album knowledge.
Guys going to a train concert talking about skits.
Big Dolb was on a big male.
Did you go to a JZ concert?
30th.
I was in place.
Portugal, I turned down a ticket.
Portugal?
Oh, wow.
Turned down a ticket.
Wow.
Could have been you and, I mean, I think everybody was there.
I think literally everybody was there.
Imagine Rap throwing up the rock.
Huh.
Yeah.
It sounds like he grew up rowing his boat doing that.
Oh, great.
I love it.
Well, you're the blueprint, aren't you,
Rapp.
Okay, let's move along.
Let's talk a little bit about NFL stuff,
which hopefully Jr. will have information on.
Go ahead.
You're talking about Seattle.
both teams out in the Super Bowl Seattle and the New England Patriots have some young star
cornerbacks with some deals looming. When should we expect that getting done? And what do you think
those numbers will be? Okay, so we'll start with Witherspoon. That deal is a little bit further
along than the deal for Gonzales with the Patriots. You know, would be surprised if it's not
the highest paid. 31 currently per year. New money is the highest paid. So it makes sense that
Devin Witherspoon would be sort of the next.
I mean, he's a great player on a great team.
They let a lot of really good defensive players go.
This is sort of why you do it,
so you can have the money to pay the absolute upper echelon core.
I mean, he's a physical piece.
He's a great player.
I expect that to get done.
And then when Gonzalez, you know, I would expect that to be next.
Usually the next really good player jumps the previous really good player.
They happen to have the same agent.
I would imagine the information is pretty good.
So, you know, both of those should be coming, I would say, in the coming days and weeks.
Speaking of money, Packers just put out a pretty big deal there.
Why? That feels like it came out of nowhere.
I mean, obviously we're not in the trenches with the D-line updates, but that feels like a lot of money at this particular time of year.
How long have they been working on that?
And what does that say about Ed policies, policies?
Yeah, they have been spending.
I mean, and they're not done.
I mean, Tucker Kraft is the next to get a big deal.
And, I mean, talking about highest paid,
won't be surprised if he ends up as the highest paid tight end.
I mean, him and LaPlorida, both up.
I mean, Packers have been, they have been spending,
which, I mean, first of all, is good.
They've got a good team.
That's what you want.
Oh, no.
Am I unstable?
All right, we're back.
Well, yeah, you are unstable,
which is probably why everybody likes you, to be honest.
That's fair.
I appreciate that.
No problem.
So Wyatt, last year before his broken leg, was really like one of the better D-Lyman in the NFL.
And I think they learned that like this guy is exactly what we think.
And then when he got injured, they kind of went the wrong way.
That was like a pretty good show of his value.
So only played 10 games last year before he got hurt.
But they clearly wanted to get ahead of this and did it.
I mean, $19 million per year.
It's a pretty legit deal for Devante White.
Especially in Green Bay.
It might as well be 100.
Go ahead, AJ.
Yeah, Rapci, what about any of these
veteran free agent receivers
that are still out there?
D. Hop, Tyree, Kiel,
when could we possibly see any of these guys
signed? Obviously, Debo's out there.
Beast.
Yeah, I mean,
there is actually Diggs, of course.
Keenan Allen's available?
Get him to the polls.
We lost you, dude.
You know, you're a lost up there and train.
Find some service.
Play that song.
Please tell Leah to get to where there's service.
Tell her to drive towards service.
Take a laugh.
Hi, Miss Leah.
Turn his or not on the wheel.
Yeah, we are a big fan of yours, Miss Leah.
But you understand, we got a child here.
So if you can please take care of him,
I know you said two kids to camp,
but you're stuck with this one.
So.
You can help him.
Can you hear me now?
We're good.
He sound like shit.
Borsetka.
Got in the train closet.
He's going to be so drunk at that concert.
Oh, my God.
drops of booze.
He'll be on Leah's shoulders so you can see.
Yeah, he will be right on top of her shoulders.
Sorry, I didn't.
Probably train glasses on.
Yep. Yep.
With the hat.
Yeah, cap.
Do you think he's got a train hat?
He'll be batting on top of her head like a little drum.
Get me another beer!
What my kids do when I put him on my shoulders.
You get the visual.
They lead forward.
Your neck hurts real bad.
I'll tell you what, juniors,
having a pretty good little run here this summer.
Yeah, not bad.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's going to train right now?
Portugal a couple weeks ago
You can't even if he puts him like long
jean shorts on and dressed like a little kid
He could sneak in
You know
Be one of the kids at camp
Yeah he said he saw the Odyssey
And he only didn't pay 12 bucks for a ticket
Oh was it because it was an afternoon one
Or the Matt May
Is that why?
No, it was a youth ticket instead of adult
Oh they said he was a child
Yeah
Go on little buddy
Go watch you honesty
A lot of conversation about that
I guess that one's gonna do really good
Yeah
Oh yeah
Good movie
Checked again today for more tickets
You saw it?
Yep.
Oh, you lucky.
When last night?
No, it took my kids to see it.
In 70?
Did you see it in 70?
You got to see it.
Yeah.
I have to.
Christopher Nolan.
Yeah.
I don't think I know what you mean.
70 millimeter.
There's only like 16 theaters in America that can show the movie in IMAX the way it was shot.
So like Indiana State Museum is actually one of them.
16.
Yeah.
Indiana State Museum is one of them.
So if you see it there, you get the full frame and picture and everything.
But if you see it in like a regular movie theater, it's just like crop.
Okay, got you.
So you still get it, but it's just not the
Oppenheimer fella?
Yeah, exactly.
Batman.
Oppenheimer shot the same way with Oppenheim.
Yeah, this guy's a artist.
Yeah, he's a beast.
Need to go.
He says every movie's his last
so he can put everything into it.
I like that. And you should treat every day like your first.
Hey, CGI.
Yes, he does.
Yeah, I crashed a real plane
in his movie tenant into a building.
Grew a cornfield.
Yeah.
Tire corn.
And then sold all the corn and made a bunch of profit.
left it.
Fucking.
That is true.
He's a beast.
Bought a cornfield so he could crash a plane into a cornfield and then decided to move
all the corn.
He sold it after, yeah.
Sold the field or the corn?
Uh, I don't know, but...
Probably the field.
They said for the Odyssey, like, they did, like, you know, big part of it is, like, ships,
and, like, they actually went out in a ship and, like, on, like, the open waves and just
filmed it, and, like, people were getting seasick and puking, and, like, that's just,
that's just kind of all part of it.
Some people buried under the ground.
I won't ruin the movie, but...
The Trojan horse, which we know about that.
Like, it's worth the, I mean, it's the three-hour movie.
Jesus, God.
But it is.
Chris, I respect your art.
I can't wait.
Dolphins in the shot, the tie-tied amount when they're out on the ship.
And, like, it was dolphins actually jumped up and they didn't see J-I amount or anything.
They just kept them in it.
So that's why I wonder, like, are the dolphins now going to be looking for a cut?
Yeah.
Probably.
They should.
They're smart, though.
They probably saw the boat and they're like, holy shit, Christopher Nolan's full movie.
Let's get it.
And I think Chris was probably like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
From top, from top.
Dolphins like, fuck, I thought we knew that one.
Poseidon probably.
Yeah, could be.
Turn back around.
Those dolphins are smart.
They're pretty, they're pretty ruthless, aren't they?
They'll go after you.
They'll hump the shit out of you too if you need to, but they will protect this house.
They said they're always masturbating, always.
Who said that?
It's crazy with no hands, too.
I don't know how they do that.
You talk to somebody, they throw the pool, like, I don't know where I was somewhere,
and they said they throw pool noodles in there,
and they're just masturbating all over that tank.
Like horses do?
I don't know how.
I don't know what that means, but yeah, it is kind of like debone,
but I don't know if you need to just, isn't kind of enabling, just tossing a pool
into it?
Because that's kind of exactly what they're looking for.
Yeah, but you've got to get them to hold two gigantic tourists that weigh 420 pounds and
pull them through the water and, you know, when they're paying $175.
Yeah, I got to keep the tee up.
That's not everyone.
There's a whole black market for it.
I've got to keep that tee up.
They protect now on a completely different note that you guys.
are trying to allude to here about the horniness of dolphins.
That was Hawk.
That was Hawk.
Did start it.
I mean, it was accurate for me.
It's a fact.
It is a fact.
They're sexual beings, I think.
Okay, well, these sexual beings also utilized by Navy SEALs and such.
So we appreciate the dolphins.
I saw the orca.
I saw a video of the orcas last night just beat the shit out of a pot of dolphins.
Just treating them like,
it's not our Navy SEaled dolphins, though.
I hope not.
Or our Navy SEAL orcas.
Yeah, we probably got Orca's.
Those are the ones we want.
Orcas still sinking, sink, mowing.
Oh, yeah.
They're mean, sons of bitches.
Oh, awesome, you meant to say.
Well, sure.
Very dangerous.
But they don't go after humans, though.
But they do, though, because they're sinking ships that people are on.
Remember when they were big tail in that boat?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this is fun.
You having a good little time?
They had a music playing, dancing, probably some food, had a crew working.
And then the whales just a fuck this, dude.
I don't like their attitudes up there.
Me neither.
Calls a couple of the boys.
What is that whistling?
I don't know what they do.
Yeah, sonar.
Sonar.
Oh, go.
go-goo, they come in and just start a wave pull, and then the boat just starts moving.
It's like, that's funny.
They're kind of ruined their life.
And they're like, no, no, actually, we're trying to capsize this fucking.
Yeah, this is fun.
Yeah, we're having a good time.
Bang, flip that boat.
That was insane because that had so forethought.
Oh, yeah.
How to get more.
Also, to rock that thing.
Strategy.
They had to get it.
They had to stick with it.
It's like, when did the whales start telling each other how they sink human ships?
Like, is that just a part of like 101 whaling or is this a new thing that they have?
I don't know, but the good news is there is zero.
recorded orca attacks on humans
in the history of Earth?
That's wrong. If you remember blackfish?
In the wild.
In captivity, they will kill human handlers
big time. I mean, they're not a ship, though.
Yeah, but they don't care about the humans. They just want
because the propellers are killing the or the
orcas. They're just looking to raise hell.
Defending the territory.
Respect that as well. That's in peace, Jim.
You remember he wanted to fly?
Lolita.
Lolita.
Yeah. Talkate. Yep.
miss you, Lolita.
Where is that worker now?
Dead.
Dad, yeah.
What do you mean?
That's right.
Did it die?
Oh, it did die.
You're right.
Yeah, like a month before he got the...
With the bomber plane.
He was turning into an aquarium to fly from South Florida to Washington is where it needed to go.
Needed to be the longest flight possible in the United States of America with this thing.
It's not fair what Lulita is doing down there, Jim said.
This is not how this...
What do you...
He called her a Buddhist.
Buddhist, whale, spirit.
He said should not be living.
It's her final days like this.
Tocatei needs help.
He was turning a fucking plane into an aquarium.
57 years old.
Not so sure those pilots didn't kill Taki Tate.
Now that we're talking about it.
I think those pilots were in for a pretty big payday.
So is the plane.
I think that.
She died at the Miami's Aquarium.
Those are done, right?
Aren't the Orca shows done now?
There's no Sea World big whale shows,
or at least they're like phasing them out.
I think they're phased.
Just concerts there are now.
I see some big artists.
I have some good concerts, you're right.
Shanti shot it down over there, I think I saw.
The crowds always love it.
Fat Joe.
Fat Joe obviously killed it. Hold on.
There was somebody E40 maybe he went in there.
Yep.
And then who else?
I think Bow Wow was in there.
I did see the Bow Wow.
That's awesome.
Great venue.
Yeah, it's incredible.
She knows.
Middle of the day, too, it's 150 degrees out there.
It hasn't.
Oh, throwbacks.
Walk around the aquarium.
It's so random.
So humid and somewhere like in Orlando or something.
That's a great pivot.
Flo Rod has been there, boys to men, the beach boys, Trace Adkins.
You name it.
Ying Yang Klanx.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
And the people just on the other side.
Sea lions love it.
Oh, what a good time.
Insink also been there.
Well, Chris Kirkpatrick of Insink.
Okay.
Yeah, that's a big difference.
Yeah, that is a big difference.
Yikes.
O-Town.
O-Town, okay.
Tom will bring it.
They could bring it.
L-F-O.
Oh, summer girls
Summer girls summer girls summer girls
There's summer girls fly and summer girls
So summer girls go
Yeah you know that song
You know one of them
LFO
What's it? What's that?
Yeah what does it?
Kids on the block
Funky ones I believe
I believe it's like funky ones
They had a banger
He's a young lady
Yeah, fucking Chinese food make me sick
Make me sick
And I think it's a lot
And girls come by for the summer, for the summer.
Sick fish.
I like girls that wear and a crumpy and bitch.
You heard of that?
TRL days.
Jesus Christ.
D-butt.
L-F.
I'm a cool L-F-O.
Come on.
H.
And heaters.
It seems like SeaWorld.
That was 1999 when that came out.
SeaWorld's being casted by somebody that is R-H.
Yep.
Sounds like it.
Yes.
For sure.
Yeah.
I got an idea.
It's working.
Ying Yang Twins.
I come in here.
Be fucking great.
Shaw-A.
Bring her in here.
In sync?
We get in sync?
Yeah, Chris.
Fucking bring him up.
Whatever.
No, fucking run it.
They're killing.
We got to get to a show down there.
Shaze, I think, is next week.
Oh, yeah?
J.C.
Yeah.
Let me hear it.
He was in sync, so whatever J.C.
He was like the number two in in sync.
He was the frontman.
He was.
He was.
People would argue that, AJ.
Yes.
Yeah.
I don't know if we're.
just hanging out number two's right?
He was clearly the number two and NSink.
And then it was Lance and Chris.
I don't know.
I'd say Joey Fat one was probably number three.
Vaton.
Yeah.
I think Lance.
You pronounce the wrong.
He's Italian.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
Jayce had the most vocals besides J.T.
Oh, big pops in the back.
Big pops in the back.
Happy we got you, boys.
You should look that up.
Happy we got your boys.
What are they?
That was insane.
Soldier Boy has also performed there,
obviously. That's sweet. I was cranking that earlier today.
You. Not my.
You were like the dolphins. All right.
Today's winter Wednesday, we will announce the winners
of the kick that went in before the break. That's crazy that went in. And then also
the bank shot throw yesterday, which
absurd that that one was. Yeah. First try.
Those were nice stuff because people are saying nice things to try to win that.
Fake nice things, I don't care. I used to say this all the time.
Yeah.
You make it. These people die. They like, because you have money. It's like,
I'm happy they're fake nice to me.
It's a real dick to me like you seemingly are trying to be.
Okay, I'll take the fake nice stuff all the time instead of the real mean stuff.
I like stay away from it.
There's been some really mean stuff.
There's been some really clever stuff said about us.
Yeah, some really good ones too.
Really good stuff.
Yeah.
I respect those.
Yeah, me too.
We've been reading through it all.
It's been great.
Now, I am remembering everybody that's saying a lot of things.
And I'm pretty young, being a game in a long time.
I'm excited to run into these people, you know, future times.
A lot of people that are real,
fucking ass at their jobs have a lot to say
you know. It's the way it goes.
It's the way in the world, isn't it?
Yeah, just day one.
It'd be like that sometimes.
Yeah, it do be like that sometimes.
Time will tell.
Time will tell.
You know, the truth always wins.
It's just kind of on its own time.
Never wrong, just too early.
Did you guys know rap sheet grew up a huge rap fan?
Yeah.
Duh.
You see him in that?
That's on me. That's on me.
Yeah.
He used to say straight out of
Yale or whatever the fucking.
They're out of Columbia.
Yeah.
Crazy motherfucking name rap sheet.
Yeah.
He was in there for a long time.
In the heart of New York.
Throwing boats, I'm the king of my fleet.
Yeah. Ghostface Killah actually said,
I remember when Rap Shee was listening to our shit
way back in the day.
He did.
He named old dirty bastard.
Really?
Yeah.
Because they were going to go with just dirty bastard.
And then rap was like, you know what?
It looks a lot older than he actually is.
Hold on, guys.
Who said that?
Routchie.
Oh, Rapti.
I didn't know he had that pitch.
That's great.
Yeah.
All right, let's get out of here.
Shout out of here.
Shout out.
That was one of the coolest conversations I've had.
Yeah, I forgot him all about that.
That was sweet they were at the S-Bs.
I forgot all about that.
Yeah.
Literally just like standing there and then all of a sudden somebody comes up.
Hey, ghost-face killer wants to say what's up?
To who?
To who?
To you?
Fuck, yes.
Where is he?
And then you turn, it's like,
there you. What's up, dude? Good to see you.
Hey man, I appreciate you guys. Really do.
I'm like, oh, I appreciate you saying that.
Am I allowed to say that you know that we exist?
Yeah, man, we love. And then his friends
were like, yeah, man, we love you. I'm like, okay.
Went back to the table.
I said, I think fucking ghost face killers that we are
certified, I think is what just happened.
And we all saluted and cheers to it, of course.
We had a good time. We appreciate that.
Those moments of seeing people and running into people
is fascinating because that's when you realize that there's a lot of people
watching us.
You know?
Yeah.
Not enough.
in some people's eyes for a lot of things that are happening.
But it is crazy whenever we get out into the world
and realize everything that's kind of taking place.
We're very lucky and thankful to be doing what we're doing,
how we're doing, and we're going to continue to do it
and just continue to keep going.
And hopefully we'll continue to be an asset to sport
or hopefully we'll be remembered as somebody
or some people or some group that were for the good of sport.
That's we're here for.
Be a friend, tell her friends, something nice.
It might change your life.
We're listening together.
Thank you.
Diba, you have anything to say to these people up here?
Love you, Jesus.
That's a good one.
Nice.
I mean, Jesus could be right up there.
That was good.
Omnipresent.
Debutt 316 says.
That's what I was going to say, too.
AJ, anything you say these people are real?
Love you, Jesus.
D. Butt just said that.
I know. I'm just double-stamp. It's spread the word.
Okay, so love you.
Yep.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Can't say that.
Well, actually, hell no.
Exactly.
Heaven, yeah.
We should start to say that.
Heaven, yeah.
You friend, tell a friend something nice.
Might change your life for it and this thing together.
Team on me, team on three, for the good of sport, baby, one, two, three.
Team, goodbye!
