The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 1602 - TJ Lang, Jason McCourty, Daniel Jeremiah, Dan Orlovsky, Ice Cube, Gary Payton, & AJ Hawk
Episode Date: August 13, 2026On today's show, Pat, AJ Hawk, and the boys chat all the different preseason games that we’ve got tonight including Packers/Steelers, Colts/Patriots, and Raiders/Cardinals among others. They’re al...so joined by several great guests including TJ Lang, Jason McCourty, Daniel Jeremiah, Dan Orlovsky, Ice Cube, Gary Payton. Make sure to subscribe to youtube.com/thepatmcafeeshow or watch on ESPN (12-2 EDT), ESPN’s Youtube (12-3 EDT), or ESPN+. We appreciate the hell out of all of you, we’ll see you tomorrow a little earlier as we’re LIVE 11-1 Eastern Time. Cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello, beautiful people. What an exhilarating morning down there in Memphis under 15 miles away from Graceland to home of the king of rock and roll Elvis Presley, the home to the first round of the FedEx Cup playoffs down there at the St. Jude Championship.
Now, you were watching invigorating golf all morning there for the last couple hours and you wonder to yourself, why is this dipshit on my television? Well, some negotiation was had between the, uh,
the PGA and FedEx playoffs and ESPN where there was a two-hour window in the morning they could certainly show.
They could show Tommy Fleetwood.
Or me.
On the third.
Paul 5 for Eagle out of the sand.
Tommy!
Yes.
How he's held it.
Currently in the lead.
Unbelievable.
Currently in the lead Tommy Fleetwood down there.
He's the reigning, defending, undisputed.
St. Jude and FedEx Cup champion, tour champion as well.
You know, it's not just only Fleetwood in the morning.
There's cooking.
How about the world number one?
Scott Schaeffler on the par five third.
Boom, boom, boom.
Yeah, that'll do.
Scotty Schaeffler taps that one in for bed in the third.
And now, Scotty, underpar on a Thursday, which we absolutely love.
The stars are out.
Golf is gonna be fantastic.
Here's a live look at Schaeffler,
currently golfing with Rory Macaroy.
Down there in Memphis, it's a scorcher, 90 degrees,
feels like 105.
For Birdie here, one under at the seventh.
Paul 4, 483, you might ask yourself,
why are they allowed to show it, but not allowed to run it?
Well, that's a great question,
and we're probably gonna get in some shit.
Live Scotty, sweating his ass off.
Oh, no.
story of his year.
This tournament continues on the ESPN app.
What we're about to do is talk about preseason football.
We're talking to talk about a deal that was not made overnight for the WMBA.
We're about to talk about everything that is about to be happening around our fantastic sports world.
We will certainly be keeping you updated on what's going on with Scott, Rory, Ome, and the boys, Harry English, also getting a little dancing in there early.
But we'll be talking about everything.
And this show, live from a Thunderdome, starts in five.
Four.
Three.
Brunch with the lad starts in.
Two.
Preseason football tonight, full slate.
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On this preseason, brunch with the last Thursday, August 13, 2026.
This program begins now.
Football!
Thought we did an okay recap of what was going on this morning for the first two hours
of the FedEx Cup playoffs down there at the St. Jude Championship in Memphis, Tennessee.
Just 13.8 miles away from Graceland.
As a bird flies, I believe it's probably just about 10 to 9 miles or whatever the case is.
Can't wait to keep everybody updated on what's going on down there.
Scottie's playing good golf.
That's great news for all of us because if his name's on a leaderboard this weekend, we will watch.
This is the top 70 golfers in the world.
Next week will be a top 50.
Then the third and final week will be the top 30 for the Tour Championship.
Tommy Fleetwood, who is the reigning defending on his speed of champion playing well as well.
We are certainly pumped that that's happening this weekend.
But also happening tonight, full slate of preseason games.
On NFL network 7 p.m., the Green Bay Packers take on the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Then the Lions and the Bengals, the Colts and the Patriots, the Chargers, and the Texans,
the Cardinals and the Raiders, and then a nightcap on NFL network, Titans and Niners.
Now, we do know some of the players are going to be playing in some of these games.
Now, on that note, quick follow-up, Tennessee Titans, San Francisco 49ers had like four fights in one day.
Yes.
Did they get it all out of them?
or is that only a lead up to what's about to take place?
Green Bay Packers, Pittsburgh Steelers,
obviously a lot of history between the two
with all the parties that are in there.
Mike McCarthy, obviously, Aaron Rogers
with Pittsburgh Steelers.
You know, the floor fresh out of saying
that Jordan Love is best he's ever been around
whenever it comes to a certain thing
whenever it comes to quarterbacking his particular offense.
So maybe there is a little extra juice.
And who's playing quarterback for the Steelers?
Who's playing?
It's good question.
We do have information on who's playing for the other games.
Jordan Love will be getting some snaps
for the Green Bay Packers, which will be great to see.
We'll also see Tyrod Taylor.
So he's a veteran quarterback who can do well.
Let's assume the Packers do put out a good quality product this evening.
What would the Pittsburgh Steelers do?
Older team, trying to get people to the regular season.
But also the conversation about maybe Aaron Rogers playing in the preseason has popped up a couple of times over the last week or so.
Would be wild to watch and would be wild to see.
But maybe they end up doing that.
And then for the Lions and Bengals, Luke Altmyer.
Hey.
Oh, yeah.
Illinois.
Laser loop.
He can do it.
He's at Illinois.
People forget.
He threw for a lot.
Did very well. Illinois was supposed to be good. Then he got 50-burgered by Indiana at the beginning of the season.
But he did a lot for that place. He's going to be playing tonight. So is Josh Dobbs, the pasturnaut, taking on Joey Burrow and Joey Flacco.
Okay. Wow. Okay. Joey Burrow and the Bengals, obviously him playing his wild thought, you know, especially because he's taking on Luke Altmeyer.
So the Denver, or Detroit Lions aren't playing anybody, but the Bengals are playing their starters. Is that normal? Well, we did a little research.
In the McVeigh tree, Zach Taylor certainly falls from the tree. He was one of the first.
Yeah, one of the first.
Early branch.
Yeah, he was an early.
Yeah, he's down there at the bottom.
Yeah.
He's kind of like a fatter branchy there on the McVay tree
because he was one of the cup of coffee with McVeigh.
Let's try to get him in here and pay him.
That McVey tree, they don't really do a lot of preseason playing.
Let's not get a lot of people hurt.
But the Cincinnati Bengals have been historically asked to start seasons.
So maybe this is a different strategy to have Joey Burling the boys playing the preseason.
Maybe they get a little bit of a hot start.
That can continue because the Bengals are always chasing at the end of season.
That's what it feels like.
Hey, they have enough talent.
Are they going to be able to do it?
Are they going to be able to get it?
Ah, just one game out.
If they had two more weeks of the season, they would have been able to do it.
Feels like they're trying to start hot.
Maybe this will help that.
Anthony Richardson, former number four overall quarterback are a pick in the NFL draft.
Obviously immense upside.
Cannot wait to see what he does.
As we got Riley Leonard out of Notre Dame also playing and formerly of Duke,
taking on Tommy Cutledge.
Colich.
Tommy Cutsch.
I'll tell you what, Tommy Cutlitch, preseason football Thursday night.
Yeah.
Help me in.
Show me the money.
The toxic table at Boston Connor.
And Ty Schmitter here.
One half of the hammer.
Cowboys AP Tone is here.
Boys, I'm happy you've got your old school leather helmets.
It does feel like it's an old school football day.
Let's go to Tommy Cutlach and a Patriots up there.
What are your expectations of the boys?
Obviously playing Cutlitch is telling you what we're thinking,
joint practices where all the work was done.
What is your big takeaway from those first three games there, Conman?
First three games are always like, okay, what skill position players are going to play?
You know, after we go to the quarterbacks is for the Patriots,
the big stories, the wide receiver room.
Is Booty going to be out there?
Because we know he's kind of on the block,
kind of not on the block, as Mike Reese told us.
You think the same thing with like the Packers,
the Steelers, too.
Like, is Pittman going to be out there?
Is, you know, Golden is going to be out there for the Packers?
There's some of these guys going to be catching passes, I hope so.
Just everybody stay healthy, okay?
No injuries today.
It's way too early to be getting hurt.
Chargers, Texans, Tray Lancevers, Dougie Davis Mills,
obviously a stud.
Cardinals, Raiders, Kurt Cousins.
We'll be getting some snaps.
Nando will be in there as well.
There we go.
I cannot wait to see that.
Minchu, obviously,
and Carson Beck getting some snaps for the Cardinals.
That'll be a fun little quarterback character,
so I'll keep an eye on.
And then Titans and Niners is the nightcap in Cam Ward's play,
which we like him and Dayball first time together in his second year.
Cam Ward out of Miami,
and then Washington State Incarnate Word.
What a stud, what a story with Dayball could become something special.
Taking on Mac Johns over there for Niners,
who we know is more than equipped.
to kind of handle it all.
Ty, I can't help but notice you do have a little different buzz around you.
Is it because of the leather helmet you have on?
Because Packers are playing tonight?
Like Jordan loves getting some snaps.
Why are you kind of running your head into a wall seemingly with excitement about what's possible?
Well, first and foremost, it's football day, you know?
And we did that when the World Cup was here and said like, it's football day.
Yeah, okay, whatever.
It's not.
Today it's football day.
All right.
It feels like the NFL's back.
And yeah, the Packers are playing a bunch of starters.
Matt LaFleur basically said, hey, if you're head.
healthy, expect to play.
So, yeah, I mean, I'm excited to see what they look like.
It's obviously the Packers look a little different this year than they did last year.
And Marshawn Lloyd, who is really who I got my eyes on.
They drafted him a couple years ago out of USC running back, very shifty, very explosive athletic.
He has not been able to stay on the field.
And they say he has been unbelievable in camp so far, especially with kind of the question
marks around Josh Jacobs.
So I want to see what he's all about.
I don't know who's going to go for the defense.
And then like you said, I mean, it's not a regular season game, so it's not the same.
But it'll be fun with all the storylines with McCarthy and, you know, Rogers and all those guys coming back.
I'm sure we'll get some good clips pregame of them, you know, yaw.
A lot of handshake, a lot of laughing.
McCarthy's going to talk about how, you know, Green Bay still home.
Yeah, yeah.
Thorpe County.
Yeah, he has house there.
Love's going there.
That is kind of the way where he went to get away for a year whenever he wasn't coaching.
And then obviously would join us once a week from wherever the hell he was bird hunting or duck hunting or coaching a volleyball team or whatever.
with Gus. Happy he's back award winning. Happy he's back into coaching. So Green Base is actual
home and then he's from Pittsburgh. So tonight might be a little emotional for a little more.
Yeah, probably. Even though it's only a preseasoning game. It's got to one half of the hammer.
Todd. Cowboys AP tone. So you guys are all wore the helmets, huh? Yeah. You can feel physicality.
Mimosa's with the lads here. Yeah. Ready you go. Yeah, good brunch with the lads. Obviously
having a good time here, 11 to 1 Eastern. But tonight it all kicks off. Tone, what do you look
for the Steelers and also can we tell the world about our team ride for this
evening now obviously betting on preseason games want to know yeah we are
currently on defeated bro okay we are currently want to know on team rides in
preseason football this year with draft Kings our first real football
promoted bet in saying hey this is what these guys are going with if you would like to
ride alongside of them we did hit that okay and we will always be thankful for Haynes King
Because the king brought us the crown in the fourth quarter of the Hall of Fame game, and we respect that.
But if you're betting on preseason, obviously, let's be smart, let's be responsible.
If you're of age, certainly come join us.
But let's not be assholes here, okay?
Let's make sure we're responsible on this entire thing.
But our team ride tonight, I like it.
I really like it.
The old bull and the young calf.
You know, the old bull and the young calf sit atop a hill with a bunch of, all right.
Two team passing touchdowns for the Raiders.
Yeah.
Okay, that's it.
Four quarters of preseason football.
two plus team passing touchdowns.
Do we think Kirk will be able to score one?
Maybe.
Do we think Fernando will be able to do it?
Maybe.
Yes, I do think that's the case.
Preseason football, though, anything can happen here.
The odds are plus one, seven.
So we are getting very good odds on this.
Hard not to unload the clip.
Don't know.
Be responsible, please.
Be responsible while you're doing this.
I'm talking to you.
And I need to hear it.
This is preseason football.
I'm looking at my mortgage and I can just see.
Don't do that.
Don't do not.
He's a new mortgage guy.
Do not do any of that.
You're a married man.
I know you're an adult now.
Be responsible.
This is preseason football.
We have no idea what's going to happen.
But if you'd like to add a little bit of juice to the game, we'd like to have a little bit of excitement, try to follow something alongside the rest of us this evening.
The Old Bull and the Young Calf, we think they will each throw for one.
So two plus touchdowns for the Raiders.
At plus 170 is our team ride.
Tone, what else should we be thinking about?
And how do you feel about the old bull and the young calf?
I feel really good about the old bull and the young calf.
Obviously, Kirk is a veteran in this league.
They're going to want to show a good outing here.
His first time as a raider, the first time head coach,
the first time offense together.
They're going to want to look good here.
Then Mendoza comes in.
First overall pick, you know, he's going to be great.
If the old bull and the young calf doesn't get it done,
Aiden O'Connell's probably going to get some time.
And he has started football games in the NFL.
He's not some schlob off the streets and in the fourth quarter here.
So I like it a lot here.
And then for the...
We like it responsibly enough.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a preseason game.
I like it all right.
I like it a lot.
I mean, we saw Kenny and Haynes King go up and down the field on this car.
So we'll see.
We'll see.
But for the Steelers tonight, I don't want to see Aaron Rogers at all.
I don't want to see Mason Rudolph at all.
I'd like to see Bill Howard and Drew Aller, Sling on the Rock, half each.
I want to see the young guys.
Aaron doesn't need to be out there, especially because Michael Pittman and D.K.
are not playing.
They have already been rolled out.
So what is the point of Aaron being in there?
We will see tonight in that situation.
But as far as like the other games,
and if you're talking in a gambling angle,
you know, Bengals have quite a bit of an edge,
rookie versus Burrow and Flacco in a situation like that.
A.R. and DeVito, not a lot of edge there.
Those are two proven studs in that situation.
Yeah.
And then the Texans, Davis Mills.
That's crazy.
And Trey Lance.
You might think that's an even matchup?
Dougie Mills is a guy.
Douglas can play.
But also there's a guy,
no, I'm not going to bury someone in the preseason.
But I like the Texans in this one.
All right.
As we continue to chitchat about
the full preseason slate this evening as it is football day are you guys going to wear those
the entire brunch i don't know i'm sure itching big time i know my ain't coming on i'm gonna be
honest yours riding a little bit lower than everybody else is so i think that one's just been
bopping off your nose you're going to look like a j hawk by the end of this thing okay with the
adam out of lucky all right let's uh let's go to people that might know a little bit more about all
these games let's do a little feel the beat session with people that'll be calling the games this
evening let's head up to detroit
Ladies and gentlemen, a man who is obviously a Super Bowl champion.
He's also now a preseason TV analyst.
Not on the sideline anymore, guys in the booth.
Okay.
A little bit of respect for this man.
Ladies and gentlemen, Lions, Bengals, tonight, you can hear it from this man.
TJ Lane.
Yay!
Hey, T.
How you doing, T.
I'm doing better.
I mean, I'm in Ohio currently, which is a awful state.
We all know that.
The worst.
Is there an earthquake happening right now?
Jeez, Louise.
I want to say that.
It wasn't an earthquake, but I'll tell you what, flying in here yesterday?
Early onset?
Nightmare.
Nightmare.
I'm worried about you.
Who's holding the phone?
Is this you holding this phone right now?
Yeah, because I'm in the corner of like this hotel suite.
I don't really have a good angle.
Sweet?
I had a rough night last night.
Yeah, I could see the rough night.
Yeah, I can feel it.
We're all experiencing it right now with you, yeah.
You know, shaking like a leaf.
You know, like when these, when you feel, you're not.
fly on these NFL planes, fat.
Like, these guys were all ex-Air Force, right?
Like, they, uh, they fly through anything.
And it was supposed to be a 45-minute flight yesterday.
We were up in the air for about four hours, had to land in Louisville to refuel a little bit.
And we got here a little bit late.
But, uh, no, it's good, man.
Football's back.
I love the helmets on the boys, by the way.
Ty looks like he could have played guard back in like the 50.
Hell yeah.
Connor, you look like you could still play nose tackle in today's NFL.
Gosh, you were scratched me where are there?
Yeah, I think he called just fat there.
But I don't know if that's what that was.
Yeah.
Whatever the case.
I'm sorry you had to miss your wedding, buddy, but I hope you got the gift I sent you.
Thank you.
I really appreciate it.
A whole pile of poop.
Oh, Picasso.
Okay.
Hey, TJ, let's chitch out a little bit about that four-hour news seems like breaking news to me.
I did not know that was happening.
Happy everybody's safe.
I assume that MCDC is just going to utilize this as another chance to kind of go through some adversity,
team building, all that type of stuff.
But what is kind of the thoughts on who's going to play tonight for the Lions?
Because for the Bengals, you got Joe Burrow and the starters playing.
think this is new for Zach Taylor because how slow they normally start. I mean, they're
normally like terrible starters to the season, so they're going to let them play. Who knows
how long, but just get them some reps. For Detroit, I mean, Luke Altmeyer, that seems like,
hey, we're not letting anybody get hurt in these types of games. Is that how we should be
viewing it from the lion's side? And what is your thoughts as ex-player Super Bowl champion on how
it should all go? Yeah, I don't really have an opinion on what the right way or the wrong way
is to do it. I think Dan Campbell is, he's always very in tune of how the practice.
practices look, how the starters look, hey, if we're having some sloppy practices,
maybe we need to get out there and play a few years in his games.
But I think he's been happy with the way the starters have been playing.
So you're going to see a lot of young guys.
And I think some guys, obviously, we're going to see Blake Miller, you know, first round pick.
Everybody always wants to see the new guys come in and what they look like.
And he's going to be going against Cincinnati starter.
So heck of an opportunity for him to make a first impression, you know, under the lights.
and some other guys on defense, some other additions,
whether Devin White's pretty new here.
But that guy, man, he has had a heck of a career.
I know things didn't go well for him,
maybe in Philly a couple years ago,
but he was a hell of a player in Tampa Bay.
I think he's a guy that I'm excited to watch tonight on that defensive side.
Yeah, make him a pass breakup.
You know, he's been playing really good.
I know they're excited about him.
But I think for me, Pat, like the older I got,
the less I probably felt like I needed to play preseason games,
but you always appreciated it because you can't, whether it's joint practices or training camp,
you can't simulate the adrenaline and the rush that you're going to feel on game day.
You just can't do it.
It's impossible.
So I was always thankful for, you know, getting some snaps and getting that first live bull rush
where they can actually hit your quarterback, like they can't do in quarterback,
and like having your ass on the line.
So I would be shocked if we don't see Detroit starters at some point this preseason,
just because they're not doing their joint practices.
but we're not going to see really any of them tonight.
And what are you doing?
You're on color commentary in the booth?
Yeah, so preseason last year I started doing the TV for the preseason.
So the TV is usually run by the team.
And then they put it out in the local affiliates and whatnot.
So last year was my first year bumping over to the TV side of things.
And they're okay enough to get asked to do it again today.
I think you're good.
I think you're a good talk.
The reason this is normally on radio.
Don't do that.
No, I think it's good.
Don't do that.
You're an offensive lineman, so you're obviously not like a,
you don't have a model build, but that beard looks sharp right now.
I think it's locked in.
Fresh haircut.
I mean, I don't want to wear it.
Take the hat on.
Whoa.
Look good.
Keep the hat on.
Yeah.
I got some work to do before seven o'clock tonight up there.
Yeah.
We got a fresh day.
We've got a fresh cut.
You and me are both.
You and me are both similar Caucassoids where we have the
redder.
complexions, you know, so.
Irish, yeah.
Yeah, super.
In the sun, wow, it's always working.
But I come from the inside and the outside, I think.
So, you know, I don't know.
Everybody always, why is this guy so red?
It's like, I've been asking that for a long time.
I don't get it either.
You should see how bad it hurts whenever I'm outside in the sun with the red.
It's the entirety.
But it is nice to know that I'm not alone in this entire journey of, uh,
I drink a lot too.
So that's probably part of it.
Oh, hell yeah.
What?
Four hours on a plane.
I can't wait.
Yeah.
Four hours out of plane, circling around.
And gnarly.
Oh, yeah.
Nourly.
Clare.
Clim, clang.
You're away from the players, right?
These players weren't about the...
He was way to bogs in.
Any of the shenanigans, right?
These players...
No.
Yeah, okay.
You learn when you go to the radio TV side of things.
You're in C-60F.
You know where near the front.
Where the important people are.
Ty is the last question for you here, T.J.
Yeah, T.
We may see the starter.
later in the preseason, but what have you seen so far from Drew Petsing?
Like, is the offense going to look much different?
How much of that will we be able to see tonight with Luke Altmire?
And how have, like, Jared Gough and kind of the other first team guys,
how have they kind of acclimated to the new offense?
Yeah, I don't think it's going to be a ton difference.
I mean, Dan Campbell's obviously a very heavy offensive-minded coach.
So he's still going to have his footprints on really everything they do.
But, you know, we were in a production meeting yesterday with Coach Campbell.
and he just said, Drew Petting and Jared Goff are perfect for each other, right?
Like they're exactly what each other needs.
They both challenge each other.
They're both very high IQ individuals that are always coming up with solutions to problems,
whatever they might be.
I think the lines lacked that a little bit on offense last year when it came to the small details.
A lot of simple, you know, alignment penalties and whatnot.
And guys just not being in the right spot.
It sounds like it's on a much better track right now.
And look, I think that that offensive coordinator, call it play caller quarterback relationship is the most important relationship in that building.
Because those guys have to be in unison.
They have to be on the same page.
They have to keep each other accountable.
They have to always challenge each other to, you know, hey, how can we make it even better, right?
And it sounds like, I know I don't want to overreact for only a couple weeks into camp, but the returns on Drew Petting and his leadership style and what he's brought to this offense, a little bit more stability than maybe they had last.
year. It sounds like it's going to be a really good thing. So I'm excited to see just how his
process plays out, you know, starting tonight. I know it's preseason football, but, you know,
and we're not going to see Jared Gough. But I'm excited to see, you know, maybe some new wrinkles
that Drew Pettin is going to bring to this offense. Everything I see from golf, I like him.
You know, this is entire story, obviously traveling up there. I like that he hates the social
media team doing the goofy bullshit and make them look back. I love that. And by the way,
we called this earlier. There's an epidemic with bad social media teams that don't know
ball and make their players look terrible. Jalen Hertz is the most recent.
Yeah. But the social media team, admin, look at these numbers, man. This is Adwin.
15 million views I saw this this morning. And obviously they're making somebody else look good.
I get that you're doing that. But it's like your quarterback gets murdered. He's the face of your
franchise. He gets killed for just exactly that right there. And then you just, the team actually takes
the guy and just goes, hey, internet, we got right what you're looking for.
him. Go ahead. He looks like
a ham and cheese.
Yeah, pastramian, right. The internet
did his thing and it's like, great play
by Quignan, of course, but like, what are we
doing on the other side? Ad winning,
you know, from the social admin,
which we respect. All right, T.J., thank you so
much, brother. Hey, boys.
Hey, get some water.
I need it. Maybe
nap. Yeah, not sure. Yeah, not sure. And he left.
Yeah, he's going to. I'm going to. I'm going to take a ship, probably.
Or puke.
Yeah, one of the two. I mean, four hours on a plane. That's crazy.
They're crazy.
Where they're telling you this thing's going to be a bit gnarly.
You know, this thing's going to be a bit gnarly.
45 minute expectation.
Yeah.
That's a short flight.
Yeah.
And if there was access to things on that plane, which I assume there was, I assume
TJ from our understanding, certainly, hey, isn't there a...
I need to tell more.
I'm nervous.
I got a big game tomorrow.
Yeah.
This is for the good of me or whatever.
I'd like to see everybody's reaction on that.
Nobody's talking about that.
Lions players were on their plane last night for four hours when I was expected to...
First time I've seen that.
landed in Louisville and then they hopped over to sit.
Now, Louisville, Cincinnati, obviously, Cincinnati is on the Kentucky border.
But still, that's a different entire thing.
That's a big deal.
Yeah, something to think about.
Ladies and gentlemen, joining us now is an absolute stallion, Super Bowl champion.
It was just announced he's part of the Monday Night Countdown crew alongside NFL live
and you see him all over TV.
His brother also dominant on television and the football field.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jason McCordy.
Hey, Jason.
What's happening?
What's happening?
You're up in New England right now?
I'm up in beautiful Foxboro, Pat.
Okay, that looks like there was a game I used to play.
It was like a mailman.
You drive through a neighborhood.
Paper boy.
Paper boy.
Yeah, it was like, there you go.
That is exactly, like, as soon as you popped up there,
I saw you on my little screen here.
I'm like, that feels like one of those houses
that we would drive and throw the entire.
Hey, look at you.
Hey, let's go.
Let's go.
Absolutely crush it.
Pump for you with Monday Night Countdown.
Pump for everything you're doing.
Let's dive into tonight.
You're calling the Patriots Colts game.
This is a battle between Tommy Cutlich and Anthony Richardson,
and then Riley Leonard will get in.
I don't think I know who else on.
Baron Morton.
Baron.
Okay, Barron.
Stud.
Yeah.
I know he's won a lot of football games.
Good for him.
What are you looking forward to tonight in this second year with Vrable,
McDaniels, Drake May.
What are you kind of expecting from tonight?
And what does it felt like going forward this year with this Patriots team?
Well, for one, with DeVito, he no longer goes by Tommy Cutlitz.
Vrable and himself let us know it is just two chains. Tommy two chains. That's the only
Nicky he goes. She's Tommy two chains. He got the two chains on everywhere he goes. But, man,
this Patriots team, everybody's talked about the schedule is going to be harder, all of that
stuff. This is a team that has gotten better. Drake May, only in his second year with Josh
McDaniels. He now understands this offense and the why behind every single play. And I haven't
even mentioned the fact that they've added an absolute stud on the outside in 8.
Jay Brown. He's been going at it with Christian Gonzalez, all training camp, the trash talking,
all of that going on. The Patriots probably have the deepest wide receiver room in the entire
NFL. They almost have more receivers than they can find to do with guys like Kayshan Booty,
Pop Douglas, and all of the guys, including Romeo Dobbs. So this is a team that feels like,
hey, we made it to the Super Bowl last year, but Braves told us the role to success is always under
construction. So they're getting right back to business and they're grinding it out.
There's obviously a lot of conversations about booty on whether or not he'll get traded out or end up somewhere else with how deep that wide receiver room is.
And we talked about, you know, AJ Brown and Gonzo were battling every day for the beginning of camps.
And there was pushing and shoving allegedly.
We love hearing that.
And then the first clips we saw from the joint practice was A.J. Brown just cooking.
And wide receivers cooking our DBs.
Sauce got cooked on this.
I think he even said, well, one-on-one rip.
Then the rest of the practice, from my understanding, even though the cold social media didn't let us know this in real time.
I guess the Colts started playing a lot better as well.
What has been the conversation about the Colts Patriots joint practices,
and where do they kind of stand amongst the AFC, if you will?
Extremely competitive.
To your point, the Colts offense had a good day.
The defense felt like for New England, they walked off that field.
Like we left a lot out there.
There was a lot more plays to be made.
The offense on the other side for New England felt really good about some of the plays.
But this goes back to the social media of all of it.
Sals Gardner gives up a damn curl in practice.
one-on-one and everyone goes nuts. It's a curl. It's a 12-yard route. You tackle a guy and you get up
and you play the next down. I think both of these teams and the AFC are going to be super competitive.
I think New England is still going to be a contender to make it back to the Super Bowl.
What I was fascinated about, my brother was up at the practice a day ago. And he said,
Daniel Jones looked like he'd never had surgery before. He was just like he was out there
absolutely throwing dimes moving around great. He was like you would have never known
that this guy was coming off in Achilles injury.
So I know that fires you up.
Yeah, I'd say.
Yeah, because his mobility is the thing.
You know, you look at him, you hear him talk.
He's from Duke.
You think to yourself, okay, white bread here, not going to be able to move.
That's not the case at all.
He is a big part of his game is being able to be mobile, take hits, and extend plays,
let alone just running, outrunning people.
He is always hitting his rushing over.
Now, you say always, and especially nowadays, that's some,
Daniel Jones hits his over on a regular basis, rushing.
And for us, last year, he was running, throwing.
Our offense was number one in the damn league.
And then he breaks his leg, and then he tears his Achilles.
And then Sauce Gardner, we just had a comedy of misfortune down the stretch.
But I like to hear that they're saying it's competitive with the New England Patriots.
Speaking of the Patriots, Boston Connor has a question for you, Mr. McCordy.
Yeah, Jason, always an honor.
Thank you for that past breakup against the Rams of the Super Bowl.
that'll go down as legendary forever.
But speaking of the team this year,
it feels like a huge part of the Patriots
is running the football. And Trevionn Henderson
kicked off the preseason last year
with a kick return. It was awesome. It felt like we had
a guy. And now the Pats have signed a couple
running backs, free agents, the last
couple days, and people are kind of questioning
Trevian Henderson being the guy this
year. What is the status of
the Ramon-Drey-Stevenson
Trevion-Henderson duo?
Is that going to be a split-backfield?
Is that going to be Henderson and
Stevenson, what are you kind of thinking there and what are you hearing?
I think it's going to continue to be Remandre Stevenson as the lead back for them.
But I think as Trayvon Henderson continues to come along, I think people don't realize there's
more to understanding and performing at that running back position than just getting a handoff
and running through a hole.
It's understanding how to re-blocks.
The other side of it is the past protection piece of it all.
And I think for a rookie, it's hard to come in right away and understand blitz pickups,
the communication between the quarterback.
I think it's going to continue to be Stevenson as the leadback,
but I think as Henderson continues to master this offense,
there's going to be more and more on his plate.
Like he's a home run waiting to happen when he gets on the football field
and when he's in that backfield.
But I think what we've seen throughout training camp
was them using him as a receiver,
catching the ball out of the backfield
and using his speed for mismatches against some of these linebackers.
That's always been Josh McDaniels specialty mismatches,
and he finds a way to get guys on islands to be able to create that separation.
We appreciate the hell out of you, man.
tonight good luck this season and we'll see you down the road anytime man good to see pat
hey you super fit man yeah yeah it's outrageous it looks like your jaw has muscles
you know that you are just absolutely jacked yeah that's it that's a that's a jamaica that's a jamaican
in me it just is born that way oh bumba clot rude boy we appreciate the hell yeah ladies
gentlemen jason accordie yeah all right i love that i'm happy for him man yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, man, his brother both.
Yeah.
Because they were internet guys.
Mm-hmm.
They're doing internet stuff.
Good man.
And then obviously get TV commercials.
And then now, you know, Sunday night football, football night in America and Monday night countdown.
Pretty good.
That's a cool thing.
Yeah.
Very, very, very happy for them.
Okay, let's go to a big conversation piece.
There was a head coach in Miami.
It's considered as like super genius offense.
Mm-hmm.
He gets fired.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Guess where he goes.
Where?
Los Angeles Chargers.
City of Stowers.
Wow.
With a quarterback that is allegedly,
haven't gotten to see it in the biggest games yet,
three different head coaches,
allegedly could be the one.
And the clip's out of camp?
It seems like they're a really good relationship.
And also, he's really happy right now.
It's very happy.
What?
The happiest you've ever seen, you could argue.
Smitten.
He is smitten.
Smitten.
Yeah, but that arm is smoking.
So he's smitten and he's smoking.
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Amanda's going to be on the call for this evening.
An absolute stud.
You can move the sticks with him.
You can hear him at the combine.
He has every single draft.
What's that?
I mean, I wish I could move the sticks with him.
All I'm hearing is a freaking robot now.
Oh, yeah.
Mr. AI, calling the Chargers versus the Texans tonight.
Ladies and gentlemen,
you can't spell his name without AI.
Daniel Jeremiah.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, Daniel Jeremaiai.
That is what your name is.
What happened there?
Can you explain quickly what happened?
Because that came into our radar yesterday where, I guess this is the thing that's happening now.
I guess we should have assumed this.
People are just typing in podcasts into AI and they're just sending it out there
and random weird voices are saying weird things for podcasts.
And it was Daniel Jeremiah's podcast.
It was.
Really threw me for a loop.
Yeah, because we're looking forward to learning.
Yeah.
Yeah. So what happened? Can you explain quickly what took place there and how this new world is rather wild?
Sure. Yeah. So when this whole merger happened, ESPN NFL network, so I'm going over on the ESPN side under still NFL network, but off the digital stuff. And Bucky's staying on the digital side with the NFL and writing and doing all his content. So the podcast was going to come to a close there. I'm a podcasting free agent. I'll have that announced, I think, next week of where that is.
So the move the sticks feed
It was still there and they
They dropped some content in there
Which was a guy named Shoppy who does a good job
Does all the YouTube videos
But they didn't
They just didn't announce who it was
And so it confused a lot of people
And it still had our artwork and our name on there
And so it ended up being like a firestorm
I just had my first grandbaby Pat
And I'm literally
Holding a grandbaby
And I'm trying to this
I don't know what's I'm just like
Is this AI? I'm like
What the heck are you guys talking?
about. I have no idea what's going on at this point in time. Well, I want to let you know,
I'm sorry that in that moment holding your grand baby, you're having to deal with modern
technology, but also pretty gangster. That's kind of how that grandbaby came into life. Welcome
to the new world, kid. Might be AI as a podcast. Your dad, your grandpa, okay, your father's
daughter here has an opportunity or mom. What are you, which side? Daughter's daughter.
Okay, so your mother's father here is a man who,
was so good people
are trying to rip them off.
You know, that's a fun story.
Congratulations on being a
podcasting free agent.
Yeah, no, I think that's coming.
That announcement's coming next week.
I did get the name, so it'll be
move the sticks, just kind of as I've always done it,
and it'll be a little bit of a solo mission,
and we'll have a new home next week, hopefully.
Okay, well, congratulations on all of that.
And me saying move the sticks while you were talking about all this,
I thought to myself, yikes, okay,
you've probably not move the sticks.
Happy you are.
Still move the sticks.
Still move the sticks.
Hell yeah.
Just trying to get a first down here.
That's all we're trying to do.
dude. All right, Mr. Jeremiah, let's talk about this game tonight. Let's talk about this
relationship between Herbert and McDaniel. So we saw the clip on social of him talking to Jim
Harbaugh, McDaniel, that is, in saying like, you have to have an absolute halitzer to make
this play happen or whatever. So then it's a roll it to the left, throw back to the right
sideline, I guess, and it's on a rope, obviously, which most of Justin Herbert's throws are.
And you see McDaniel get super excited. The immediate reaction from everybody on the internet
was like, oh, McDaniel's starting to realize that he has like an actual
physical specimen as a quarterback. Not that Tua wasn't a phenomenal ball thrower, phenomenal timing
route guy for him. They did amazing things together down in Miami, but it does feel like McDaniel's
learning in real time just what Justin Herbert is. Remember, he can kick a field goal if he has to.
He can punt if he has to. This guy can do it all. How do you feel about that relationship?
And what should we expect is this thing continues to blossom, you think?
I'm excited to see it, man. Once we get it all together, I just think of like a master playbook,
and you need like a different code to access different portions of the playbook.
And McDaniel, we acknowledge the creativity and how good a job he's done,
but he's never had to access codes to some of the plays he's going to be able to call
and run with Justin.
So when you get that creativity, almost like an artist, and then you pair him with
an enormous canvas, I mean, I'm excited to see what they end up painting.
And I would also add on top of that, like, guys get ready for this game.
I know we won't see the guys tonight, you know, the main guys.
But when you look at this Chargers team, Pat, you're literally adding two all pro-level tackles.
They went to the playoffs last year without either one of them.
Now you add both those.
You add the creativity.
You get Omari and Hampton healthy for a whole season.
And the guy you see leaping up and catching this ball right now, Ladd McConkey, in my opinion,
was put on this earth to play in this offense.
Like, he's going to go nuts.
Okay.
So Ladd McConkey about to have a Julian Edelman, West Walker, Danny Amandola type season.
Is that what Lad's going to do?
Where is Lad going to be open and stretching the field?
He got option routes.
We got option routes at about five, six yards where he can just kind of cook everybody
whenever he wants to.
What are you expecting?
Yeah, run after catch.
He's going to give you so much of that where you're getting, you know, in the past where
they might have been conversions.
It's third and six and you're getting the conversion.
You're happy with the eight yards.
The ball's going to come out so quick and he can separate and uncover so quick.
He's going to have an opportunity to turn those, you know, eight-yard gains into 20-30-yard
gains.
There's going to be a lot of run-after-catch explosives where, you know, Justin with his big arm can access deep down the field and go over the top.
They're going to get explosives without having to even drive the ball as far down the field.
We were talking to Dan Rolovsky last week.
We were talking to Dan Rolovsky last week about this offense that McDaniel runs about the timing and things and the type of ball in which he throws.
I think because he has such a cannon, he's going to be able to be a little bit slow maybe on his reads at the beginning of the season.
and his arm might be able to catch up with his brain at some point.
When do we think he'll be able to get a full grasp of what this offenses could be,
or we just never know what the full grasp is ever going to be
because McDaniel has a never-ending playbook for this guy?
Well, I think he's getting it quick.
I mean, I was out there at training camp,
and I saw more backfoot ball gone throws from Justin,
where it was just timing that you see these incredible plays.
I mean, I've called all these plays.
They're all kind of rolling back through my head.
So many of them are where he's buying time,
and he's throwing across his body like these incredible throws.
But they're just baking in some easier completions for him to compliment those.
So he looked pretty darn comfortable in it and what I saw.
I'm sure it'll get better as the year goes along.
But I mean, I'm trying to not get too carried away here.
But I don't think this is you've got to wait until midseason to see how this thing looks.
I think they'll come out the gate ready to go.
I love that.
Can't wait for that.
And that is what is expected at Justin Herbert, by the way,
especially now that he's in love.
He's in love publicly.
I love that for him.
We're excited for Justin Herbert.
Now, let's go to the other side of the ball here, the Texans.
You know, C.J. Stroud showed up the camp.
It was a big conversation.
It wasn't a good conversation, especially with how last year
playoffs ended for C.J. Stroud.
And obviously, C.J. has been very good.
led them to the playoffs multiple times.
They won the AFC South.
CJ has been great, but he's had some bad moments.
And then off the field, there's people saying they lost potentially all of his oars somehow.
I don't like that because we love C.J. Stroud.
But as you look at the Texans, I don't know how much film your study.
for these preseason games or how much you're kind of diving into them.
What is your expectation for Domeko Ryans and the boys down there in Houston,
who we know can certainly be a contender if they're able to play good football
because of how good their defense is, right? Is that the thought?
Yeah, look, I think it's the best defense in the league,
and I think the offense, you know, they've made some changes along the offensive line.
They get that receiving, that young receiving group they had last year, you know,
kind of growing up to go along with the veteran solid pieces they have.
I think it's an A-tier
AFC team.
I think they're right there in it.
Of all the teams I've seen,
the defenses I've seen over the last few years,
seeing them up close and personal,
that felt like the most violent group.
You know, those 49er defenses
a few years back really, really felt that way.
I know Seattle obviously hoisted the trophy last year,
but that group is violent, man.
It is a physical, physical group.
And CJ, I don't know.
He looks like he's in good shape.
I know like the, you got a haircut, but he looks like he's lean and maybe move around a little bit more now at the shape he's in.
I'll be excited to see how active he is.
Obviously a phenomenal athlete.
That is something that you can't question.
I hope he plays his best ball because a lot of people have been very loud talking about him.
And I don't think it was the haircut.
I think it was what he's wearing.
I think it was just, it just was not an ad win by the ad.
No.
It was a social media blunder, I believe, even letting it hit the internet.
They should have got a casual, like just, I think it was there.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, I think it was everything.
But on that note, that's how comfortable and confident this guy is.
For sure.
That's how he mosey's into it.
You know who that is?
That's the guy that you're playing pickup,
and he's like the fourth pick and he never leaves the court.
That's what that is.
That's what that guy is.
You're talking about.
I know who you're talking about.
Exactly.
I know exactly you're talking about Billy Ho.
But that's also made he's very comfortable, I think.
I'm excited to watch Houston Texans.
They're definitely top two in the AFC South, I'd say.
You would think.
I would say it is going top two.
Hey, dude, your quarterback's healthy.
man, I'm hearing good things. I'm excited to see
what that looks like, moving around a little bit.
Jason McCordy told us that Devin McCordy
was up at practice and said that Daniel Jones
looks like he didn't even have surgery. It's like, okay,
we're back. We're the best team
in football for 10 weeks, and it seems
like we just ran that thing exactly back.
That's happening tonight.
Packers, Steelers is happening tonight.
There's also plenty of other storylines
developing around all of it.
Go ahead, Con, man. Yeah, DJ, we got an answer
on one QB competition with Minnesota,
but there's still a couple going on.
I'm not sure how much it's health related in Atlanta with Tua versus Panics.
And then, of course, in Cleveland where it's kind of Deshaun versus Chador.
Is there either of those stick out to you between those two in Cleveland and Atlanta?
And what are you hearing when it comes to where the lean kind of is for those QBs?
Yeah, my expectation for all of them was that it's just easier to go veteran to rookie than to go the other way.
So I feel like all these things end up training in that direction.
We'll see.
I think that Sean Watson goes first in Cleveland, and then we'll see what that looks like with him and Shador.
But it just feels like, I think we'll see both of them there, but I think Watson gets the first crack at it.
And then you look at TWA, just from a health perspective with Pennix, that made more sense as well.
But, I mean, that situation, I mean, there's no way one of those guys runs the table.
I mean, they both unfortunately had a history and a track record of, you know, some durability.
No, no more injuries.
DJ, we decided yesterday had no more injuries to anybody in the head.
NFL. That's it.
Yeah. That's good news.
I got to write that one down because that'll probably change
some of my thoughts on the upcoming season.
Well, it already sounds like your negativity might
fuck it all up.
Just from what it sounded like.
Pat, have you seen how good the pagers
are playing? I have zero negativity
in my soul right now. We are on fire.
Oh, Slam Diego's back?
Jackson Meryl's just... Jackson Meryl's
hitting better anybody in baseball. Tatis is back.
We're good.
Have you ran into the MIS?
yet because I would like to see how that
they're beating the shit.
We just swept the team that he plays for.
We just polished up a three-game sweep of those guys.
Beed that.
Did the Mizz play?
No, we missed him.
He didn't watch that.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Seems to be a nice little operation over there.
Get in whenever the Mizz is in his little stuff.
Okay, smart.
Just now that we got a problem with you.
We couldn't put the wild card up there.
We've got to put us 90 million games behind the Dodgers.
We're in the wild card spot.
Evening Christmas.
Padres right there and second in the NOS, 65 and 57.
Just only eight games behind the Los Angeles Dodgers out there in the National League West.
Okay, let alone the rest of MOT.
Just in the National League, they're eight games behind.
Just reeled in the Phillies, just reeled in the debacks, but we can't have, we don't have that board, apparently.
Hey, listen, these are stats at MLB's pointing out.
Okay, you got a problem.
Go to ESPN.com, maybe find some different stuff.
Also, I want to let everybody know.
Ski-no is just fine.
Is that right?
I don't know.
That picture was concerning.
Schino is just fine.
That wasn't real.
I've seen some bad things.
We're done with baseball.
Okay.
Okay, you're right.
Yeah, you,
you,
it's what?
You said it.
It's what?
It's football.
It's football.
It's football.
So I don't need you doing shit
you just did either.
We got a whole slate
of preseason games tonight
and all of a sudden
we're talking about what?
Schino right now?
I love it.
He's bad.
How do you know this is the real me?
You can't blame this on me, man.
You don't know.
It's kind of scary.
DJ, easy.
That is kind of scary, isn't it?
Yeah.
We're going to have to demand in Thunderdome appearances from folks at all times and future.
Because people do do the fake background already for their Zoom calls, right?
Who's that guy with the massive push?
Remember that guy?
Oh, yeah, and he was acting like he was in the office and he was like rollerblading down the street.
Yeah, he wasn't acting like he was.
Well, right.
Yeah, it wasn't even a question.
People would start doing that to us, just pop an AI in there.
I have to destroy the sticks.
They try to take the sticks down.
They try to steal the sticks, too,
and kind of hijacked that thing.
They little, they know, he's a free agent in the podcasting game.
That would be a fun little thing for you.
Actually, if you wanted to commit to it full time,
I don't know what your commitment level is to a podcast versus everything else you got going on.
Anytime you're a free agent and anything, that's good news.
So congratulations to you.
We hope that ends up great.
Let's get back to football.
Yeah.
Don't give me that.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go. Let's go. We're ready.
I hope Padres goes every game going forward.
I don't mean that. I like to slam Diego team.
Actually, it's a lot of fun.
And also, Mason Miller's a Pittsburgh guy. Come on, Pat.
We were trying to get him out of there, actually, during the trade deadline.
Sorry to everybody over there.
You guys have a great city.
We understand it you love it.
But also, Mason Miller coming back to Pittsburgh would have been nice.
That was never going to happen.
No, no, no, no.
That was never going to die.
We were acting like, done with baseball.
Let's move along.
Ty is a question for you.
Yeah, DJ.
So we talked about a couple of the teams in the AFC South,
but a lot of people are bullish on the Titans.
And we're going to see Cam Ward a little bit tonight in the nightcap against the 49ers.
What are your expectations for him just overall this year with his first year under Dable?
Like are you expecting him to take a pretty big jump?
Because I think a lot of people are.
Yeah, I was out there for practice and got a chance to visit with him
and got a chance to visit with Dable, all the guys there.
He's very confident.
The talent is all there.
He can make incredible plays, incredible throws.
And I think Tate's presence there, when I was there, there was so much heat on him and so much buzz on him.
He catches everything.
We got a chance to visit with him as well.
He's an impressive dude.
I think he's my pick for offensive rookie of the year.
I think he's going to have a massive year.
So to me, there's some pieces that are still missing on defense.
I think they're going to be better there.
Jeffrey Simmons is a freak show.
I mean, he's in unbelievable shape.
He's there.
it's blistering hot he's wearing long
sleeve I'm like dude what are you doing he's like
I like I like to feel it I like I'm like that this guy's
different okay he's wired a little bit
different but he's gonna have a monster year
I think there's still pieces away but
they're gonna be a fun watch and I think you do see
Cam Ward take a jump I think so too
I think Dayball and him are a perfect match
after getting a chance and learn about Dayball
a little bit he's dog too
so Cam talking his shit Dayball loves
that remember he wanted Malik neighbors
with the Giants strictly because he is a dog
so like Cam Ward from all accounts
is a shit-talk and beast, right?
Isn't that kind of what everybody calls him?
Incredibly talented dog of a quarterback.
Daibol might actually be like the perfect match for him.
Now, do they have enough pieces to be able to keep up with everybody else?
Because obviously, whenever you're rebuilding a franchise, basically,
there's not just one position or two positions you need.
But I like the momentum, it seems like the Tennessee Titans have,
unless they lose the first four out of five games,
then we go, ah, same old Titans.
That would suck for them down in Nashville with DJ.
I think they're going to be okay, man.
I think that, you know, look, there's still pieces to,
add to the offensive line going forward. I think
they know that. I do love Skoronsky.
I was glad to see he got his deal done.
And then defensively, I think
in the back end, you can continue
to add and build. But they're better,
man. The roster's better. There's just a different vibe there. I was there for camp
last year, and I think there was a lot of hoping and
wishing, and I feel like they've extended
beyond that this year. That's the most
absurd NFL play we've seen in
some time. He just scroll and scrambled.
Ah, what the hell? Okay, now I'm going
to throw. 53 and a third is the width of
the field, okay? So obviously, if you're out by
the numbers, I think you're at like, yeah,
so he's like probably 48 and a half,
and then he goes all the way back to, running against
it, fade away, throw back to the other side,
probably 40 yards across the field,
probably, let alone 15 yards
downfield, A squared plus B squared
equals C squared. You do
the Pythagorean theorem. This guy's doing a
fade away, like, 55-yard throw
kind of into a bucket. It's an
absolutely absurd thing. He is a ridiculous
talent. He knows it. I think his
teammates love them. Will the Titans ever be able to be good? Will he be able to ever become
like system QB? You know, that was kind of the thing about Caleb Williams. Can he get into
Ben Johnson's system? Ben Johnson said that Caleb was nowhere near in the system last year.
Even whenever they were winning games late, he was like, our quarterback needs to play better,
is going to play better as he continues to learn it. And then allegedly, he said something
along the lines of, we want to be the highest scoring offense in the history of the NFL.
Denver, I believe, had 38 points a game. Yeah, and then there was a team in 19,
1550 who had like 39 or something like that.
But yeah, Denver.
Modern NFL, yeah, Denver.
38 points a game in 2013.
Remember, Peyton Manning leaves the Colts to go do that in Denver
as he breaks a bunch of records after coming back from maybe never being able to move
or feel his fingers again with all the shit that was happening with his neck, which is crazy.
But that's a lofty goal, obviously.
And we've seen Ben Johnson do what he did in Detroit, you know,
that you would assume that they were up near 28 points a game, 30 points a game.
I believe that was a top 10 scoring offense of all time, I think.
Yeah, so he's been able to do it in the past.
Caleb Williams, obviously, we all see the incredible upside.
What are your thoughts on what Caleb is going to become?
And what do you think Ben Johnson is looking for from him in the offense
to become the all-time leading scoring offense in the NFL history?
I'm in, man.
I'm all in on Caleb.
I'm all in on the Bears.
I feel like there's been some reluctance on them where people like, oh, well, no, they're
going to take a step back.
Or Caleb, you're not going to see him evolve.
He's never going to be able to play on.
on schedule. That's not who he is. I don't believe that at all. I think the steps he took last year
and look, it wasn't like he was playing on schedule. This obviously was not on schedule this play.
But it wasn't like he was on schedule 100% of time, but it was improved vastly from year one to
year two. And I think now having command of this offense, I think, you know, get Luther
Burden healthy back out there, you know, once the season gets rolling. He's going to be a massive
impact player to go along with second year tight in and Loveland, who's going to be better. Like,
they're so young at so many of these spots.
I think they are.
The only thing for me on terms of like chasing records and those things,
like I don't know if weather's their friend there.
That's not playing indoors in Detroit.
Oh, yeah, Indiana.
Are they going to be the Indiana Bears?
No, no, no.
Think about a politician, just in general,
being like, to hell with the entire city of Chicago.
I don't think any politician is going to force it.
I mean, granted, we have not reached out to the governor
to ask him that direct question.
But I think our incredible assumption would be,
Indiana would be very excited to have Chicago Bears
be a part of that area up there.
So there was a tweet that went mega viral last night
that people said the name, Indiana will be involved
in the name or something.
It's like, okay, okay, we got to watch that.
We got to watch what's going on
because people are getting real worked up about that.
Big time.
Pissed.
And I could understand that, by the way.
I don't think the Indiana people, as somebody lives in Indiana,
I don't think the state of Indiana is like, yeah, we want the name.
Like, I don't think there's a lot of people doing it.
It would be a stupid war for politicians to start, I believe, with both Chicago,
which is they're trying to do business with, right?
Yeah.
We would like the Bears fans to be coming.
That's kind of a huge part of it.
A massive part of it is like, hey, we got a lot of space for you here.
We got this entire thing, but we don't want to piss you out.
Like, we're just trying to make this a better experience as opposed to a worse experience, I think.
So I don't know what's real.
Hey Pat, if they don't want to win championships, though, they go to Bloomington.
Is that how that work?
We had him on, Mr. McClellan, I believe.
He said it was a one-liner that just didn't land.
But he was talking to his base.
You know, he was talking to his base.
That wasn't supposed to be a national thing.
But there was a lot of people saying he didn't know that Indiana won.
So I did ask him that.
I'm like, you did.
Yeah, I was there with my kid.
Yeah, I was an athletic director of Rice whenever.
Yeah, I understand that day one.
I was just trying to, I think he's going to do good things,
but he came in trying to fire them up.
I don't know if academically they're going to be able to get everything that you potentially need,
but they got a lot of money.
They got astronauts coming out of it.
Top top 10 alumni network.
Okay, as we pivot to college.
Yeah.
Last question here from AP Tone.
Yeah, DJ.
I can't remember a season I'm more excited for,
and I think it's because I just wrote down a list here.
Dante Moore, Sane, Manning, Sellers,
Carr, Mensa, Iamaliava,
Mayava, Chambliss, Hoover,
Mestemaker, Levitt,
those are all potential quarterbacks
in next year's draft,
and the potential quarterbacks
are going to be unbelievable
this year in college football.
Which one of those guys
or any guy that are you most looking forward
to watching this season
in preparation for the next year's draft?
I mean,
there is a bunch of them that I'm excited.
This is the most excited I've been about a college season
in a long time because it's just so many
quarterbacks. They're everywhere.
N IL, DJ.
NIL, brother.
Yeah. I think it's great, man. I think it's going to be a great college season because of it.
you know, arts to me, the tools are just, they're special tools.
He's just got to continue to put it all together.
He's like the opposite of what you would have thought.
Like, before you go in study, I thought, okay, you're going to see all the polish.
And then, you know, we'll see where he is physically.
And then when you really, you know, obviously you watch college football and then you really
sit the tape like this guy has got elite, you know, athleticism, strength in the pocket,
the ability to drive the football, all those things are there.
He just needs to get a little bit more refined, which he's going to get with playtime.
So I think he's been an easy target for his whole life.
So there's people that are always going to be skeptical.
I'm a big believer and excited to see him.
I'd have more.
Dante Moore coming into the season would be my top quarterback,
just where he is and how he played last year.
Real loose.
Everything he does is real smooth and fluid.
Obviously, there's a, you know,
he wants a throwback against Indiana to start that game.
But he's, to me, he's just a real natural smooth thrower,
different arm angles, all that stuff.
It comes real easy to him.
So he would be the top one for me.
me. And then in terms of like just the fundamentals, like looking just crisp and clean,
C.J. Carr, you know, for somebody who hasn't played a ton, he is, he is locked in, man.
It is very, it's coaching tape. You know, you watch his feet and the way he throws the ball.
He's, he's a really, really good player. So I haven't seen all these guys yet.
I've done, you know, Sellers would be on the list of someone who just want to see him
bounce back after last year. He's got a lot of ability, big, strong, physical, tough.
Just got to be more consistent throwing the ball. The one guy that I have not watched yet,
who I've heard of buzz from teams
who think he could end up being the best of the bunch
was Mensa. Man, there's a lot of scouts
love that dude. I have not had a chance to
study him yet. Can spin it.
Can certainly spin it. And I
think the stacked quarterback
position in college football,
I think any football, that's why
super duper FL is going to struggle.
If you don't have good quarterbacks,
your product's probably going to suck.
I mean, that's just how it is for when it comes to
football. College, and I mentioned
this earlier, because of the NIL,
Dante Moore went back, right?
He was able to go back, but it's not just him.
He's got a lot of guys back alongside of them,
and they're all, you know, comfortably paid
and doing their thing, but all focused on a mission.
It's like, I think everybody thought NIO
was going to potentially take away from the game.
It's like, I think it's adding a lot of talent,
a lot of maturity, obviously.
They have to cut that back.
You can't have like 10 years of football or whatever,
but I like what it's doing.
It's giving a lot of game snaps to people, like Fernando.
I love it.
I'd be remiss if I didn't mention Shamblis.
Shambliss is my, it was the most fun.
quarterback I watched in the off season.
I had someone asked me like, hey, could he be a first round pick?
I'm like, can he be a, I mean, Bryce Young was the first overall pick.
Yeah, absolutely.
This guy, talking to folks down, he was like 220 pounds.
Like, he's built more like Russell.
He's going to be just under six foot, but he's got a strong lower.
Like, he's sturdy.
And he is a playmaker.
Agreed.
We were on the field watching him play.
And my first takeaway was this dude could play on Sunday.
He was unbelievable.
Can't wait for the college season.
Can't wait for the NFL.
Can't wait to listen to you tonight on the call for Chargers in Texas.
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Football!
It's fantastic. We got a whole slate of
preseason games tonight and the stars are going to
be out. Joe Burroughs playing football
tonight. Jordan loves playing football.
We don't know who's playing
tonight for the Pittsburgh Steelers, but we do know
that football is going to be
happening across the board.
7 p.m.
It all kicks off on NFL network
as the Packers take on the Steelers.
Obviously, Coach Mike McCarthy
of the Pittsburgh Steelers,
formerly of the Green Bay Packers,
still has home in Green Bay as he visits
his childhood home, Pittsburgh,
and becomes their head coach.
And I'll tell you,
the Steelers under the McCarthy era
seemingly have a different juice,
a different buzz.
Obviously, Coach Tomlin was there
for 18 years before he stepped away.
Now, Coach Mike McCarthy gets his first chance
to run out on an accuracy
as the head coach of Pittsburgh Steelers.
That's gonna be a fun moment for him.
I do assume he will be getting a little bit emotional
as we go through.
Their lines will take on the Bengals, Joey B's playing.
Anthony Richardson will lead the Colts,
former number four overall pick for our Indianapolis Colts.
He has a lot to prove, potentially other shooters
around the league for his services,
as we just paid Daniel Jones up over $100 million.
He's taking on Tommy Two Chains.
That's right.
Hey, when you shoot his Paixen walking around,
he's always got Two Chains on.
Now listen, Titty Boy is Two Chains already,
so you gotta be Tommy Two Chains down here.
Sound good, Frable said it,
Tommy DeVito said it, and also his agent,
Sean Stalado.
He said, no problem.
Chargers take on the Texans, Cardinals take on the Raiders,
Titans take on the 49ers.
The stars are out.
Football is all the way back.
Let's go to one half of the hammer.
Cowboys AP Tone.
Go on, lad.
Did you happen to see what Sean Stalotto's up to lately?
Yes.
Yeah, he was trying to play in something, right?
Yeah.
Oh, he ain't trying.
He's going to be in the Olympics, my friend, for flag football, for Team Italy.
Team Italy.
Oh, listen, he's on a flag football team for Italy?
Yeah.
He's Chuck Bagano coaching that team?
He probably should.
Yeah, listen, maybe Chuck Bagano gets your old wish a while.
puts you a couple flags on, you know, maybe you let your boys running for team Italia.
How is that thing going to be? He's the quarterback for them. NFL agent Sean Stolotto has advanced
training camp with the Italian men's national flag football team.
Stalado will report to the Italian Olympic Committee headquarters next month in Rome, of course.
Yeah.
As the Romans would do.
Right.
When in Rome?
What exactly do is the Romans?
Sean Stalado will do as the Romans do.
Where he'll compete for a roster spot for the World Games in Germany, which obviously then leads.
to the 2028 Olympic.
Can you scroll down? Is there a photo of them?
Oh, yeah.
It looks good.
Yeah.
It was good in the North End.
That's taught me two changes aging right there.
And listen, yeah, I'm wearing J's, but don't question the flag that's there.
It looks so.
Sorry, go ahead.
No, go ahead.
The world game start today, I believe.
A. Sean Stalotto on the team, we shall see.
He better be.
He's got to the toxic table at Boston Connor and at Ty Schmidt.
Head to an attic in Ohio.
A college football national champion, Super Bowl champion,
Roger Cup winner, ladies and gentlemen, AJ, Haw.
Hey, listen, maybe you've, maybe you've,
fly back to Germany and try to get on that flag
football team, AJ?
Yeah, how does that work? How old is
Sean Stolato? Is there an age limit? Like, do you have to
be between like 15 and 50? Like how old is?
What I mean? You're trying to be an ageist? Is that what you're
trying to be right? No, not at all. I'm just wondering who else
is trying out for this Italian flag football team.
Well, 49 is the
max age. I guess you could be. Every pie's
on within the round.
He is Jack. No, sorry, Sean is
49. Oh, okay. Oh, Jesus. I thought that was
Looks like he's 30.
He looks at any age.
Listen, that, I don't want to get into it,
but there are some, you know, genetics,
I do believe that the Italians have that keep them younger.
I mean, I'm not going to say what it is, you know,
because there's other people who probably say.
Perchute.
Meet the balls.
We put an IV of olive oil in our veins every night.
That would be the one that I thought you were going to immediately go to,
an Irish man from Boston, but he did not.
But shout out to the Italians.
And shout to Sean Stalotto.
Making dreams come true.
for damn near 50-year-olds all-round globe.
Crazy.
He's got no chance.
What do you mean?
Shut your mouth.
That is way too old to play flag football.
He will not be able to move.
He's got no chance.
Who's going to be on that team, though?
Tommy Tollochains.
Yeah, probably.
Football in Italy?
Do they play football over that?
Do they play football?
Seems like it's going to be a lot of Americans with a good Italian family.
A bed denouche.
Yeah, Ben Danucci might be in there.
Why doesn't tone go out for the team?
Because I'm unathletic.
Okay.
All right.
I like to hear that.
I do like to hear that.
Look at this.
Yeah, look at the bend on the 49-year-old.
That's a live shot today.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Speaking of live shots from today,
golf is happening down at the St. Jude Championship,
the first round of the FedEx Cup playoff.
There's three weeks.
Today is the top 70.
Next week will be the top 50.
The week after that will be the top 30.
At the beginning of the morning,
Omie Fleetwood chipped in for Eagle
on par five hole number three.
Scotty Sheffler also had a bird there.
Scotty was one under. He is now two under.
Scotty Schaeffler is lurking.
This is a live look as we can drop the lower third, please.
Oh, okay, never mind.
Didn't have any more on there.
I thought we're going to maybe get some hands,
see what we saw from the hands.
Scotty Schaeffler sweating his ass off down there.
It's very hot.
Said it feels like 101 or whatever the case.
And obviously this kicks off the most important three weeks of the entire season,
AJ Hawk is Memphis finds a hushes.
Scotty Schaeffler tries to figure out what the hell he's going to do.
Your current leader at 400 is Harris English and Jordan Speed.
Tommy has dropped back to minus three.
Tommy!
Gary Woodland, three under?
Kurt Kittiyama.
Legend, also three under.
Let's go play.
Scotty Sheffler right behind a two under here.
Tide for seventh.
13th hole here.
Minus two and he's only two hit two of nine fairways.
Look at Scotty.
Yeah, Scottie's been scrambling today down there in Memphis.
Might be because his shirt is absolutely drenched with sweat.
Always a great scrabler.
Does have a baby still people forgot about him having a newborn doing this entire season
Still the number one golf in the world everybody's saying he's ass but he's normally top three in every tournament
Scotty Shefflow at the target that the TV people say should be aiming for
Is potatoes
Absolutely smokes it
You flushed it ball speed off the T
162 miles and hours it goes into the first cut there that would not be a fair way in reg but it would be a fair way in reg but it would be
damn good. He's got to have a good angle in from there. Scotty Sheffler kind of edging the
fairways there, which we appreciate. We'll keep you updated from Memphis Tennessee. Rory McElroy's
taking the tea. He's... Why do you have to whisper with the accent too? Because that's how you do,
go ahead. We're in America. You ever seen? You need a respect of.
It doesn't fit Roy has good, but as long as he hits it, he hits his little
body. Rory's got all of that little body into it, didn't he?
Yes, he did.
Oh, it's a beauty.
Perfection from Rory,
whose ball speed there was obviously way up there.
Way up.
Way up there.
Way up there.
And look at him.
Is there a Walmart between him?
Oh, boy.
And Scotty people will ask.
Congratulations, as the boys continue to hunt another tour championship.
We'll be joined here in a matter of moments by Dan Orlovsky.
He's been on TV all morning, and a lot of people are saying, why you put him on?
Well, because it's our turn to attack him.
Yeah.
He put out his list of,
of quarterbacks. And obviously he's got like arm strength one. The list we go, all right.
Okay. I mean, that feels like a pretty good one. Ball placement, he's got a list. We go,
okay. Sure. I mean, that sounds good, whatever the case is. I'm sure there's some people that are
pissed that they're not on there, you know. There's probably some people that think they should
be ranked a little bit higher or whatever the case. Like Brock Purdy, but I mean, he probably
thinks to himself, I don't have good ball placement, but I don't have top five ball placement.
The entire offense kind of, there's obviously some arguments.
Then we go to the mechanics one.
This is where, I believe, potentially, Fauci told him to do his thing.
Could have.
I think there is a Fauci influence here on this one.
Hey, listen, you got to do what you got to do.
We're saying Aaron Rogers doesn't have top 10 mechanics in the NFL?
Just mechanics in the NFL?
We're saying he doesn't have that at this point, or are we just kind of leaving him off?
I remember this from last year, and I'm pretty sure his excuse was, well, Aaron, what he does,
nobody else can do.
You can't replicate Aaron Rogers' mechanics because nobody.
else can do them. And I feel like that was his it. Because we did this last year.
I remember with Dan O. in his rankings. And I think that is what his entire excuse was with the
Rogers. I mean, we'll find out in six minutes, whatever it is. Sounds pretty stupid to me.
But once again, we look at this list. We go, all right. Yeah. It feels we got a lot of good
quarterbacks right now. It feels like in the NFL. A lot of good quarterbacks in college
as well. We are very blessed by the football gods right now at the most important position.
I've been paying attention during the first hour to see what he's being attacked for.
It's the decision-making one that people aren't happy with about right now.
Here's his decision-making one.
Josh Allen, who used to be known as Bonehead Bill's quarterback, Josh Allen,
because he would make these bonehead decisions late and get.
That was like his first couple years in the league,
where he was just trying to do everything.
He was athletic-athleting everybody.
I think that was kind of a narrative about Josh for a while.
I think what Dan's saying is, yeah, right,
since he's become the MVP and the guy, he makes great decisions.
There's going to be a lot of debate about this.
Matthew Stafford just won an MVP.
obviously he's able to move safeties to make his decisions right and move corners to be able to do that at the elite level.
Jordan Love, interesting.
I'm excited to hear this conversation with Dan Rolovsky on why he went about doing this.
Drake May has the best deep ball kind of percentage there is.
So whenever he decides to take a shot, he hits whenever he does and he doesn't.
And he was a finalist for an MVP in his second year, first year in an offensive system.
Jaden Daniels, this is what Jaden's people are saying.
Exactly.
Mm-hmm.
Huh.
You put him right here,
top five decision maker in the entire NFL,
and you guys just hanging out of his jersey number
Willie Nilly died at LSU.
It's a bad decision.
Have you heard about this, AJ?
What's going on down there at LSU?
I have, yeah, this is a thing.
I mean, it's a real thing that colleges have to deal with it.
They promise numbers to recruits coming in and all kind of stuff.
Source is told a yes,
and that Daniels feels he's being treated differently
in Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow.
His number nine jersey hasn't been worn in LSU
since he won the Heisman trophy and led LSU
to a 15-0 record,
maybe the greatest team of all-time college football playoff
national championship in 2019.
Now, can I
say what probably happened?
Sure. Yes.
I think
people around Jaden Daniels, I'm not
going to say, we cannot say who it is,
but it's people around it. We don't know exactly
who it is. People around him probably say,
like, don't you think LSU should
be treating you a little bit better, especially new coach,
everything like that down there?
You've done a lot for them, obviously, you transferred in there,
had a lot of success. You've shown them a lot
of love. They're just kind of hand in your jersey.
They don't give Joe Burroughs number wrong.
They don't give Paschamohomown.
They don't, like, I think somebody probably, you know,
presented it in that particular fashion.
And then Jaden's like, okay, yeah, probably.
You know, like probably just like a casual, you got it.
And then all of a sudden, people from Jaden Daniels camp are like,
hey, we're dumb, this ain't going to happen anymore
because they're probably trying to do it.
So I don't think this is Jaden Daniels personally saying,
I don't like what they're doing to me.
I think this is people probably around Jaden saying,
we don't like what you're doing to Jaden,
and how you're doing it.
But this does make Jaden look like an asshole,
especially because of how great that Joey Burrow LSU football.
They're talking about maybe the greatest of all time,
the greatest run of all time,
and everything like that.
But I don't think this was a Jaden Daniels this year.
I believe this is probably people around Jaden saying,
hey, our guy deserves a little bit more respect than what you're giving them.
And on that note, I appreciate them going to bat for him,
but everybody's going to talk about how stupid this looks for Jaden.
Yeah, and I also, like immediately when I saw it,
I was kind of on that side,
I was like, yeah, this doesn't look great or whatever.
But I dug into it a little bit and I saw a tweet out there too.
There's been three Heismans at LSU.
Jaden is the third.
The previous two, their numbers have never been worn since they won the Heismans.
So he is the only Heisman that it has been worn since.
Which once again goes to like the people around him saying,
you deserve a little bit more respect down there,
especially if they're going to be using you to sell stuff.
Right.
So I can understand the team saying that for Jaden.
But inevitably, the way that gets framed publicly is that Jaden looks like
Yeah, it does.
And I don't think that's the case.
I don't think that is how this would go personally,
just from experiencing similar type situations with people
who are potentially told by people,
hey, this can happen.
It's going to be easy, no problem.
Okay. And then it happens and it's like,
I didn't know that's what I was signing up.
I don't know if this is what happened,
but I am hypothesizing
that this is how this took place around Jaden Daniels.
Well, and I'm pretty sure as a player
who was recruited by Brian Kelly, right?
Like he was already there before Lane Kiven got there.
So for him,
He should also have a grape with Brian Kelly more than anything because he won the Heisman with the Brian Kelly team.
And then as soon as he leaves, Brian Kelly promises that number to a recruit that probably didn't maybe deserve it.
He could obviously go on and be a fantastic player.
But that's the other part of it is like Brian Kelly and the state of his recruiting was basically him just promising anything the world to some of these guys.
Yeah, he's not the only one.
Yeah.
I mean, we see him doing this number here.
but we've heard some voice memos.
Baby, baby, baby, oh!
Do you remember that, AJ?
I do remember that.
My brain kind of blocked that out,
but I'm glad you guys brought it back.
I will always remind you that that exists in college football
because we have to remember that.
That there is some interesting things that have been done in the past
to get a player to either come or act like you want a player to come.
Inevitably, that player, I don't even think went that way.
Well, you remember when that kid made Dan Lannning travel all the way up
to wherever the hell he was at and they jumped in the pool to
and then the kid decommitted like four weeks later or something like that.
I mean, you know.
And Dan Lange just says, hey, charges the game.
Yeah, whatever.
Charges the game.
Let's keep going.
That has to be the case.
We'd like to let Jay and Daniels know.
We do think that you should get more respect,
especially if they're going to use your NIL to sell stuff.
But also, whoever's around him saying that this is the right way to go about doing this,
you kind of set them up to look at me.
You're kind of a social media admin.
You're kind of a social media admin here without thinking about what the
actual other side of this is going to look like potentially if they want to frame it in a way.
Jaden looks like an unself-aware doof is here.
And I don't think that's the case at all.
I think he's worried about ball.
Exactly.
He's got a lot of shit on his plate right now.
He's got a new offensive coordinator.
Like if they don't have a good year this year, then it's going to start getting into like the, hey,
when they went to the NFC championship, was that a Fugéz?
Like, what's his deal?
Like I doubt right now where we stand with the season this close that he's waking up in
the middle of the night every night.
me like, they haven't retired my fucking jersey yet at LSU.
I cannot sit with this.
So I think you're right, but it is unfortunate that that is the first thing that people go to
is just like this guy's a pout and whiny asshole and he needs to shut up.
And then as soon as his name comes up on the decision-making list, it's the only thing you think of right now.
I mean, obviously we're a daytime daily show, so there's always news happening.
But all in my mind, I'm thinking about it's, man, Jaden's team, I think, kind of walked them into this.
They could have handled this a different way.
Pat White, he's getting his number finally retired at West Virginia.
this year, which was a cool moment to be a part of.
I'm happy for him.
There's a kid wearing five right now on the team.
And Pat, literally in the moment being announced
as things retiring, he's like,
you could definitely wear it until you're done here
or whatever you know.
So that was like a cool moment.
I think that would have been a cool way
to kind of go about doing it as opposed to a full thing.
But hey, every once in a while,
you gotta get those lawyers, type something up,
kind of scare the shit out people.
Exactly.
Yes, you do.
Exactly.
But I don't know if Coach Orr is gonna be scared.
No.
Tell him we'll go over here.
And they also probably every Heisman in the history of college football has probably had their number retired on the spot.
Not on the spot, but there probably is like a little bit of respect at least paid.
Yeah.
You know, like, and then...
You win the Heisman.
I understand.
Like, if you win the Heism, they probably should retire your number, don't you think?
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
Big deal.
Yeah, I think so.
You don't have to do it instantly, but yes, I understand, like, yeah, if a guy wins the Heisman, I would be reluctant to give that number out again.
But I do appreciate the fact that whoever was.
trying to make Jaden look like a little baby
and this whole thing. We're like, he thinks he deserves
to be treated like Joe Burrow, okay, that
LSU team. That's the line.
That was an angle. That was like,
okay, let's bury Jaden. He thinks he's
B-U-R-R-E-A-U-X. That's who he thinks he is?
I don't think so. Okay, let's move along. The reason
why we got to that conversation is because
a quarterback guru did it again.
He did. He put out
his Biblie. You know, I wouldn't call it a Bible
because I don't want to disrespect this man's faith,
but he put out his quarterback Biblae.
His official rankings and ratings, not just in one particular aspect, but in a litany of them.
Who's the best at what? This guy will tell you.
Ladies and gentlemen, he's on TV from 7 a.m. to 1 a.m. every single day of football season.
Your favorite football genius had the chest out today.
Yeah, he did.
Fresh off a nice vacay. Looks like he's big. Ladies and gentlemen, Dan Alofsky.
Hello.
What's up?
How are you guys?
Just got to wake up and keep putting it into hard work, man.
What's up?
Just got, uh, just, are your habits, do you have a par today?
Do you got par habits today or do you got dreams tomorrow?
Okay, Dan?
I think that's a Nick Saving quote.
Might be John Gordon, you know, to be honest.
I'd like to let John Gordon know.
Thanks for the text.
John Gordon had been reading everything.
was being said to me, sends me a nice fireup text yesterday morning.
I won't let him know.
That got me going.
Legend.
Quoted Gandhi to me in the middle of a thing.
I'm like, hell yeah.
I heard that guy's big deal.
So thank you for that, John.
Let's talk about you being a big deal whenever it comes to ranking things.
We can kind of just say, okay, to most of them.
Decision making, people are pretty upset about you the way you want down.
I think the Jordan Love piece is probably a conversation because I think a lot of people think
late in the season.
Well, I'm just, I was about to say it.
Shut up for a second.
I was literally about to say it.
Late in the season, he doesn't play his best ball.
It plays his worst ball.
I think in our minds we see him throwing up like a punt to somebody at some point
because we haven't seen as many of those situations.
Now, on the flip side of that,
LaFleur came out and said, this guy's the best at my offense that I've ever been around,
and I think you feel the same way.
There's been a lot of reactions to your decision-making decisions.
Why do you think you put this order like this?
And who do you think has gotten the most amount of shit that doesn't deserve it?
Is it Jordan Love?
that is ranked up there as your number three decision maker
in the NFL.
Yeah, I would assume Jordan.
When I put Jordan three there,
I figured that would ruffle some feathers.
But the evidence is the evidence not only in the tape.
You know, and I last year consistently said
how much more mature he was playing,
how much he developed when it came to his decision making.
I think everyone probably pays attention to
like the interception against the Panthers,
I think that he had one time last,
year where it's like, you know, it's an awful decision. I think Jordan was one of the most
efficient quarterbacks in football last year. Jordan Love, unequivocally, was one of the best
decision makers in football last year. And that's one of the reasons why if you look at the
touchdowns and sacks or interceptions in sacks and you combine them, you want that number to be
significantly lower than your touchdowns. I think Jordan's last year,
was, you know, something of high 20 touchdowns or mid-20 touchdowns.
And if you combine the sacks and interceptions, he's somewhere around like 18, I want to say.
So that's a very good ratio when it comes to quarterbacking.
And the decisions that are asked, it's not only making good decisions, it's how many stressful
decisions do you have to make?
Is your offense crazy easy to operate?
Or is your offense very detailed and intricate?
And so I don't have any problem with Jordan Love at three.
I think he was one of the best decision makers in football last year.
Okay.
And obviously got Patrick Mahomes on any list down that low.
People are going to say this guy's genius, next goat.
So having them that low is ridiculous in any part, especially when it comes to decision-making.
But you're saying he's a playmaker.
He does this.
Jalen Hertz just got absolutely dunked on by his own social media team yesterday.
Nobody needs that.
Lamar Jackson's QBR, like best of all time at one point, right?
especially over there in Baltimore
with what everybody talked about.
I appreciate you having Matthew Stafford
and Josh Allen at the top,
especially with how people thought
Josh Allen was kind of a bonehead
at the beginning of his career.
Now he's making good decisions.
Let's go to arm strength here
because there's a name missing
that obviously has been able to spin it
for a long, long time.
I think I agree on all this.
Okay, I do, but there's a name missing from this one.
And then also, can you go to mechanics real quick?
Okay, so...
Connor said this happened.
Like, Aaron Rogers doesn't have a...
good form throwing a football. Is that real? He's a hundred years old. And last year he had the
longest throw in the NFL last year. So he's over 40 still throwing the ball further than everybody
else, which you don't have him on the arm strength thing, which I think is acceptable because
obviously people do that. But in the mechanics game, is this because he's immunized?
Is this because he's that? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that what this is? Not represented by what do you mean
Aaron Rogers doesn't have good mechanics? I don't think I fully understand.
what that means.
He's a hundred years old still in the NFL.
On that note?
Yeah.
Why'd you put this list together the way you did?
Mechanics, I would say, I've kind of felt for a couple of years that Aaron just is so unique
and is throwing, that it just is, I don't think there's anybody else who throws the football
and has for a long time like Aaron from that mechanical standpoint.
And so I kind of put him in his own little categories.
I didn't see that on the list.
Here's the category.
I would let you know.
We did a top five returners list,
and we had Devin Hester actually on the thing saying he's in his own category.
Feels like you, when you type this up on ESPN.com,
I don't see anywhere in there.
Aaron Rogers has his own category.
I don't see that anywhere with Austin.
That's Fauci.
That's Fotch.
I can you still hear you.
Yeah, I, there's, I said this on.
No, it's Pac.
That's what he said.
There's a little bit of...
Yeah, yeah, I get.
Yeah, it's fine.
Wanting to get certain names,
like, not certain names.
Trying to give everybody a little bit of shine at some point.
Oh, don't like that.
Yeah, I don't love that.
Handouts?
Yeah, they are damned outs.
It's just...
Yeah.
I've said this.
There's a lot of really good quarterbacks.
There's more than 10 really good quarterbacks.
And you're trying to shine light or keep praise on
not just the same 10 names.
But the mechanics one was just
Aaron is just in kind of the project.
There's nothing we should read from this.
No integrity.
These are a bunch of Dan Douds.
This is the Dan wagon
kind of hopping on a bunch of different guys.
How can I get 30 quarterbacks in here
that think I said something nice about them?
Okay. Now that we understand that,
we understand that, right?
Yeah. Okay.
I'm sure Aaron will understand.
That's not true.
What?
That's what you just said.
Oh, we like that.
Awesome. All right, Dan, thank you so much.
Hey, David, Dan.
Oh, he's made the list.
Yeah.
Multiple.
Yeah.
If he gets, I would like to ask Dan, what if he, like, as a quarterback, what would he,
what is the number one trait?
He had five traits he listed, right?
What would you want to be number one at?
Let's go on back.
I think decision making probably in there, but I would, yeah.
Accuracy, ball placement, I guess, does Dan put it?
Yeah, I think they all matter, right?
They do.
There's mechanics taking account, like footwork as well, because I know you always say you've got
to mirror your feet to your arm and all that stuff.
I wonder if that takes it.
And I don't think I'd fully comprehend why he would say Aaron is so unique.
It's because he's mastered all of it.
Is that what it is?
Like his quick release?
We can't fathom the brain on this man.
We can't dive in to his reasoning because it's so assenade.
We work with a guy who's the exact same way in Deepon.
You can't go into their brains because it doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, well, Dan Orlovsky has a lot of good takes, and he certainly took a lot of time to piece this together.
but I just don't know how he's 50 years old.
He's still slinging the football.
How far did he throw it last year was the longest throw?
I think 69 yards.
69.8 yards is a 40-year-old.
I assume his mechanics are pretty good.
I would just assume that's the case.
Because like, you know, golfing, throwing, kicking, punting, you know, longevity and power and stuff
comes from your mechanics being like sound imperfect.
So it's just, you know, but right now we're carrying Aaron Rogers's water.
we'll just point out some things for you.
69.8 yards in the air this throw.
He's 40 plus years old at this thing.
I'd assume his mechanics are A-OK.
Probably better than ever now.
How about his arm strength?
You take into account that he's almost half a hundred
while he's doing this entire thing?
Is that what Dan?
We don't know because Dan's doing dand-outs
and doing the Dan-Roeuvre.
So we can't, we get all worked up over.
This is what he wants.
He's kind of...
Yeah, he is.
He's the puppet master, isn't it?
Yeah.
I don't like that one.
I mean, even Stafford on that.
Like, how's Stafford forth?
Yeah.
Like, what are we talking about?
Yeah, where is it?
Yeah, true.
That's a great question.
And Daniel Jones.
I do get the top three.
Yeah, I mean, there is levels to this entire thing.
Caleb Williams has a gigantic arm.
I think that saved his ass a lot last year with how, I mean, he had a couple
throws like this.
That's just, like, outrageous on a line.
So if you go strictly just, how fast can he throw a football?
J.J. McCarthy should be on here.
He should.
Yeah.
J.J. McCarthy should be on here.
But, ladies and gentlemen, join us now live from a garage, Dan Rleski.
Hey, Dotto.
There's the actual Dan wagon right behind there.
You're working on the truck.
Yeah, hold on.
Whose garage is this?
In the workshop.
Whose garage is this that you're in right now?
It is my garage.
No way.
Okay. Ranch is in there?
No way.
It's a movie set.
Yeah, you're turning wrench in there, brother?
Holy hell.
This is the top of my Jeep.
Oh, really?
Really?
So this is like a lifter that lifts.
That's a cool garage, Dan.
Where's your toolbox?
It's right.
Hey, I think it's probably down.
The toolbox is right there.
You got a tool belt you wear around?
I do not have a tool belt that's wearing around.
No.
It could be Tim the toolman out there, bro.
Dan, the toolman.
A lot of kids' toys, a lot of sports stuff, a lot of lacrosse sticks,
Lattice.
Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool.
Let's move along here.
We appreciate your garage.
Way to appear as if you do stuff in there.
I think that's going to up your cred.
Especially with the nice trimmed, shaved chest with the fresh tan.
Today you really killed it on TV.
You look good.
You look good in the warehouse.
Yeah, you look good.
Yes, exactly.
You look good on TV today, I will say welcome back to all of it.
We were cooking you there for a while while we couldn't connect you, of course, yeah.
I mean, I'm sure you saw it.
Aaron Rogers had the longest completion last year, 69.8 yards.
You don't have them on the arm strength thing.
I'd assume you'd have to have good mechanics to be able to throw the ball that far still at this age.
You don't have them on the mechanics thing.
decision making. He's literally trying to slice it. Whatever the case, we understand that there's
going to be some quarterbacks left out, especially the oldest one that is still playing and is
back with his coach. On that note, let's talk about tonight. What are you looking forward to this
evening? What can we learn from any of these games, Dano? Obviously, Packers and Steelers. You've got
Jordan Love playing, so we'll see what LaFlor is able to do. Across the board, Joey Burroughs playing.
We think that's probably because the Bengals are trying to start a little bit faster this year versus
years pass. And then as you see Cam Ward with Dayball for the first time, what are your
thoughts here on tonight's slate and what are you looking into? Yeah, there's two games that really
matter to me. The one that matters the most and most important to me would be the Cardinals Raiders.
I firmly believe that if Carson Beck goes out and performs again the way he did in the Hall of Fame
game and just looks and produces and operates in that same fashion, the Cardinals just have to have a
long conversation about, you know, maybe changing what their plan might have been. You go into it saying
we want to sit our young quarterback Carson Beck.
We're not going to be a team that contends this year.
We are building for the future.
But if he goes out and just operates and plays as quick as he did in the Hall of Fame game,
I just think you have to sit and change the way you talk about it
because it looks a little bit or it felt a little bit like, you know,
the Dak Prescott stuff in the preseason or, you know,
Russell Wilson in the preseason where you have maybe a certain expectation.
And then that expectation or plan can change.
because of the performance.
So there, and then with Fernando Mendoza, just the ease that he may look like playing
tonight.
I want to see, that's the word that I've gone into for tonight with Mendoza's, ease,
ease in and out of the huddle, ease at the line of scrimmage, ease handling the formations
and the motions and the shifts, ease under center and the operation of maybe some of the
play action stuff and getting him on the move.
And then if there's a moment of frustration or adversity, just does that sense?
speed him up or does is he able to kind of play slow like not slow but in control the way he did
in college and then i'd probably say the connection that i'm most interested paying attention tonight is
cam ward and carnell tate i think the titans can be sneaky just competitive this year um you know
but how good the step in year two for cam ward is and really the attachment to carnell tate you see
the social media clips from tennessee it's he looks to be every
re-bit the part of that number one wide receiver.
If that can be like a really prominent connection, the defensive line in Tennessee can
be awesome this year.
Everyone knows Robert Cromwell has a good defense.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Awesome.
And so I just think that if that duo is impressive tonight, it starts to kind of vault Tennessee
into a conversation of a team that's just going to be really difficult to contend with.
Yeah, I can have the whole combo about Tennessee this year that we had about Carolina last year.
Like, hey, that's a good football team.
That's a good football team.
I don't think anybody is inside Tennessee Titans' locker room.
They should be expecting to win a Super Bowl.
But I don't think anybody's expecting Tennessee Titans to win a Super Bowl.
I think, oh, anybody wants to see that is around the Titans and us included,
because how much we love the city of Nashville and how close it is,
it's like, let's just show like we're a good football team.
Let's just be a good football team out here.
Got Sala, you got Dayball, you got Cam Ward, you got Cornell Tate,
Jeffrey Simmons is outrageous.
I mean, there's a chance.
Vondale Robinson.
Yeah, and also new stadium, new facility.
I mean, they got a lot of good stuff coming there.
Hopefully they can piece it together,
and maybe tonight is a little bit of a showcase of that.
Titans and Niners, four fights in one practice this week.
No big deal.
Already in joint practice.
Ten minutes.
Let's assume that tonight could get a little fiery.
And then let's go back to your Raiders conversation.
I was watching Inside Training Camp live last night
with Chris Rose and Michael Robinson.
And Michael Robinson, I want to let him know,
the length of his dreads at this, awesome.
I mean, they sit like, they are, my first time seeing him in, I don't know what,
six months, maybe a year.
I don't think I've seen him enough.
Now that hopefully we're working together on a little bit more with the NFL Network ESPN thing
that we got going on, shout to Baldy yesterday.
But he said he was at Raiders practice, and he said,
coming out of Fernando's hand, it looks really good.
He said the checks at the line look very good.
He was like, Fernando looks very much the part of NFL quarterback.
and I can't wait for that to happen, Dan Orlovsky,
whether that's tonight, week one, week four, week six.
We need you in that garage with that top of that Jeep bashing you in the head
about what's going to happen whenever it takes place.
Sounds good, Dana?
Sounds like a plan?
Yeah, I mean, I don't love the bashing of the head,
but, you know, if Fernando ends up being a really, really, really good player,
I'm sure you'll be the first person to call me.
alive. Yeah, it'll be live on air. Okay, let's talk about some other things happening around the league. Go ahead, Con, man.
Yeah, Dano, maybe it is Cam Ward and Brian Dayball, but what kind of new quarterback OC duo are you most looking forward to? Daniel Jeremiah was on here talking about McDaniel and Herbert, how great that's looking. I know Declan Doyle, Lamar, Gough, Petzing is another. What is kind of the new duo that you see having a lot of success and you're excited to watch?
Yeah, definitely McDaniel and Herbert.
I think Justin Herbert should be in the MVP conversation this year well into December
and could have his best season.
If you think about Mike McDaniel and just that offense, right,
that offense has often been with a quarterback that is based upon anticipation and like touch layer throws
and maybe physically stature isn't the most impressive player.
He's had Tua, who's been that ball placement guy.
There's been Jimmy Garoppolo,
ball placement guy a little bit,
maybe not as a strong as an arm.
It's an average arm.
And so the quarterback, Brian Hoyer in Cleveland,
I believe was there when Mike McDaniel was there.
So, you know, these quarterbacks that aren't the physical dominant specimen
that Justin Herbert is.
And now you have this coach that has had to kind of build the offense
around that style of player with a quarterback that is made of a lab out of a lab.
And he is 6 foot 6.
He is 240 pounds.
He has an absolute cannon for an arm.
And he's a freak athlete.
And so my brain goes to, okay, the quarterback's going to have to adjust a little bit
to how he plays in some of those layered throws.
We've talked about that.
But then it's, well, how does the play caller and the offensive coordinator
and the guy who's designing the offense,
does he alter a little bit?
And I think if both of those guys can really get to a little bit of,
I guess, compromise,
but really high level of understanding of,
okay, the quarterback's great at this stuff,
let's build all of our stuff like that.
And then this play caller really needs this out of me.
I think this could be one of the better offenses in the league,
and the quarterback could be absolutely in the MVP conversation.
Cannot wait to see the Chargers fan base get to experience that.
They've been through a lot, man.
A lot of heartbreaks over there.
Tough years.
A lot of turnover, a lot of new transition.
A lot of, oh, we should be good.
And hopefully this is the year that they do that.
Let's pivot from them to the NFC North.
Obviously, huge decision was made yesterday.
Go ahead, Ty.
Yeah, Dan, I don't think anyone was really surprised that Kyler got the nod as starting
quarterback.
But what did you take from that whole thing?
And ultimately, do you think, is JJ McCarthy's time done in Minnesota?
and would any other team even want to trade for him at this point?
Well, I think in Minnesota, it's the easiest place to play quarterback in the NFC outside of maybe L.A.
So this is teed up for Kyler Murray to rebuild his career.
You're talking about a past catching group that is in the conversation for the best in the conference.
And if you include the tight end, T.J. Hawkinson, absolutely.
three really good and proven receivers and Hawkinson.
You can have a top 10 offensive line.
You can have a top 10 run game.
You got a coach and a play call on Kevin O'Connell.
That's one of the very best in the NFL doing it.
And then you got a defense that is going to be in that top five conversation.
All you need to do if your Carla Murray is not be bad.
And think about the context of that.
That's how easy your situation and setup is right now.
I heard this one before.
Yeah.
We just say it's about JJ.
Quarterback play.
Yeah.
Actually, I think the Vikings go to get better.
Yeah, I understand.
I understand.
You like in respect to hell out of Kevin O'Connell, which we certainly do.
We certainly do.
Dude, they were 9 and 8 last year with bad quarterback play.
If they get good quarterback play, which Kyler's shown to do plenty of times throughout his career.
Amen.
Yeah, you're looking at a team that should be a 10-win, 11-win team, absolutely.
And so, yeah, I think that it's teed up for Kyler.
I think the biggest challenge, I think there's two things.
deep into the football world, number one,
Kyler just has not been a guy
that has excelled throwing these crossing routes,
these horizontal routes from one side of the field to the other.
It's a big part of this offense in Minnesota.
He's led the NFL in interceptions
over the past four seasons on that type of route.
So that's going to have to be the big step for Kyler.
I think the challenge for Kevin O'Connell is going to be
in these play action pass protections,
which is a big part of their offense.
Part of it is you're trying to build in some of these passing lanes.
And I think the way that Kevin O'Connell is able to maybe tweak some of their play action pass
protections to build in passing lanes to promote Kyler's vision and give him clear lanes to see through,
I think is going to be just the interesting part from how much that offense may be from the protection
standpoint changes to allow Kyler to see and really hit some of those crossers.
Is there a passing window thing that KOC has to create for Kyler?
Like, did Sean Payton do that for Drew Breeze or did Drew Breeze have to find those?
Bingo. Bingo. Bingo, that's the exact example.
I remember multiple times.
Take a bow.
Wow.
That's it.
I remember multiple times doing touch screens on that of being like, think about it from
this perspective, the starting point when Drew was under center, tackle to tackle or tackle
to tight end is, let's call it seven or eight yards, right? The width. That's going to be a very
shrunk down space for a quarterback to see. And then with the play action and where you
launch or set the quarterback up, you can create a two or three yard wide passing lane for the
quarterback to see. And so Sean Payton was great at that. And part of it is, and part of it is like where
the double team goes to. AQ would know this really well. And so like, yeah, that's going to be the
challenge when you're trying to do some of that stuff is like building in those passing lanes for those
in the quarterbacks in that play action. Sean Payton, I think, was probably the best I've seen at it.
Pretty good back flexibility and strength as you were kind of trying to find those windows there.
Hey, he's coming back good, didn't he? Oh, yeah.
Don't it.
Danor-Los.
Dan Lovsky might have tanned up.
Looks good.
About a gray in that here.
Dusted off an old take that.
Dude, I'm so gray.
He did dust off the old.
If they get an average quarterback plate,
they're going to be in the NFC championship.
That was last year.
We just ran that back.
But every once in a while,
you do have to go into the bin and say,
hey, it's still true.
Throw that one right down a plate pair,
which we respect and appreciate
because we will now act like that is gospel
like everybody does,
especially with your dand-out and Dan wagon list
that you made for ESPN.com.
Let's go down in the Warlands,
Obviously, big conversation could be happening around them with a man with a oversized leather helmet on his head, AP Tone.
Thank you.
I can see it now.
They said it looked like a medieval soldier here.
You look like they're about to get on the horse and do them.
Bingo, gouse.
Yeah, I'd be much higher ranked.
I would have the full face shield, but that's fine.
Dan, reports coming out of Saints and Jags.
They joined practice today is that Chuck and the Saints offense just kind of manhandled the Jags.
that's kind of not that's kind of what we've been here in all training camp and how do you feel
about the saints offense this year with alave and jordan tyson and all the weapons that they
currently have yeah this is an offense that is young and talented and obviously the the addition
of Travis Achan you know brings an element of you know certainly the physical run game but also
he's a guy that you want to get the ball to because he's so difficult to tackle the biggest thing for
in New Orleans is can those two receivers stay really healthy?
Huge fan of Olavé, so happy he got his cash.
He's had some injuries in his past.
So fingers crossed that he can stay healthy.
And then, you know, Tyson dropped, I guess, a little bit because of some of the
injuries of his stuff.
And so if those two players, because the two thing or the thing that those two guys do
so well is they, they are elite route runners.
You know, Olivae's always been one of those just savvy, nuanced, clean route runners that can just get open.
And then Tyson's the same way, Johnson, the tight end is a really nice player with his big frame.
And so I'm not as bullish on the Saints as some other people.
I like the bucks in the division.
But I do think that there's a lot of young talent on this offense.
And Tyler Shuck going into year two, if the offensive line plays a little bit better,
Kellan Moore should have a very good offense.
Last question from AJ here about tonight.
Yeah, Dana, when we hear people talk about these quarterbacks aren't facing much,
when they're facing a preseason defense.
It's very vanilla.
I guess can you contrast what that's like as a quarterback facing a preseason defense
versus a regular season defense with everything in the playbook and in the game plan?
Yeah, it's very different regular season to preseason.
Preseason, you're seeing a lot of like one or two coverages,
and those one or two coverages are your basic.
zones and or mans and you're not getting a ton of disguise of what that coverage could be or
potentially could be and then there's the the variance of that coverage AJ right so you know i'll go
to cars and beck last week a lot of the coverage he saw was your traditional like covered three
where you know the corners have the deep third the safety has a deep third and those underneath
defenders are what they are and then there's the cover threes that are covered three carry
cover three match, cover three cloud.
And so you're not going to see the variety of those,
even that one coverage in the preseason like you will in the regular season.
And you're not going to get your protections attacked by certain pressures and blitzes.
And so that's why these joint practices are such a big deal.
I think that's why, you know, I've been a part of preseason games
where coaches will go to the opposing coach and ask,
that opposing coach to do certain stuff against the offense to see how they handle it.
Hey, coach, when we get into these looks, can you bring us all kinds of pressures or defensive
line games? We're trying to see how good we are at it. So it's a different world regular
season, coverage-wise, in comparison to preseason, it's night and day. Yeah, so people are saying
you shouldn't be judging a Hall of Fame game maybe on what the regular season is, but we get a chance
to maybe see tonight. That's right.
If Carson Beck can do it a little bit more, or if Jacobi Percied is ready.
I mean, they're paying him to be a starter.
He looked great for that team last year, held them together.
Can't wait to see him as we kick off this preseason.
Officially this evening.
This is Tan Orlovsky, the internet saying.
Not just Dan Orlovsky.
Dan, how do you feel a last thing here quickly?
We have a team ride that we're doing this evening.
It's called the Old Bull and the Young Caff.
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Obviously, it's preseason game, so let's not be crazy.
But we have no idea what's going to happen.
But I feel like Kirko and Nando, right?
So this means if they throw, they have to throw three for the wind.
No, two plus.
Just two.
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Just Clint Kubiak, offensive guy.
You're going to get a keeper touchdown pass in this game by one of those two guys.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we like Dan Orlovsky.
That's a good.
Oh!
Hey, Jay.
We'll get you back here in a second.
We're a part of a big announcement now, which we are incredibly lucky.
Now, since the beginning of the big three, I feel.
like we've actually kind of had a bit of a relationship with, you know, the entire operation.
We've seen it become, you know, a live event every single time and every single venue that
they stop at. This weekend, they actually have their semifinals happening.
It's the penultimate weekend for the big three this weekend down there in Dallas as, you know,
we got the ball hogs taking on triplets.
Go.
Now the Boston ball hogs are a damn good team.
Yep.
They don't have the best record, though, remaining.
You know who that belongs to?
Who's that?
Oh, that's the Dallas Pire.
They're 71.
They're coached by who?
Nancy Lieberman.
Oh.
Yeah, have you ever heard of her?
Yeah.
I think you have.
And then obviously, the Miami 305 are the reigning champs.
They currently only have a 4-and-4 record, but obviously this is when the lights are the brightest.
They're ready to go.
Joining us now is the founder of the league, and I believe he's going to be making an announcement
about who won their coach of the year.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
Music icon, movie icon.
sports icon.
Ladies and gentlemen, American Dream Story,
straight out of Compton.
Ladies and gentlemen, ice kid.
Yay!
I know, man.
What's happening with you, man?
How are you doing, brother?
How's life over there for you?
Oh, that's great, man.
Big three playoff time, man, that's what it's all about.
I know.
We got the ball hogs taking on the triplets.
We got the Miami 305, the reigning champs,
obviously taking on the Dallas
Pah, 7 and 1 with Nancy Lieberman.
Congratulations on another successful season.
What are you most excited about with this year as opposed to years past with the Big Three?
And what should we look forward to this weekend, Donner in Dallas?
Oh, man, I'm excited, you know, that we get, you know, more basketball right before football kicks in, you know, some meaningful games.
You know, this season has been great, you know, the Big Three is taking a leap forward.
You know, we also go in public if you, you know, want to spend some of that money.
You know, D-O-N-T, you know, three-on-three.
And, you know what I mean?
You could be part of this.
And, you know, so I'm excited about, you know, not only, you know, coming down to the stretch with the best teams in the league,
but, you know, what the league has in the future, you know, is great to be a part of, you know, the uptick of the big three.
Hell yeah.
And obviously, the Olympics, anytime there's three-on-three basketball conversation, we would like our
big three guys to be conversated about.
We don't want all their logistical
bullshit rules to keep the best three on three players
out of the Olympics. We'll speak for you, Ice Cube,
so you don't have to get into a war with them again.
Congratulations. Yep, you got you.
Got you. And then also we got a celebrity
game, I believe, this weekend. Ocho's
playing in this thing. Cannot wait
to see how he plays. He's obviously a freak
athlete. I like what you're doing, man.
Every live, every game
that you have, every round that you have, is a full-on
live event. And I appreciate you making
it a good time. Can you talk a little bit about
a celebrity game that's taking place.
And is Ocho about the way, or is Gilly?
No, Gilly's the guy.
Yeah, Gilly, come on.
He's our three-time MVP.
Yeah.
You know, him and Walo, when they get together, you know,
he put the batteries in his back and they're going to come out.
You know, last year, he didn't win it.
So, you know, he's coming out for his fourth.
Of course, Ocho is out there, you know, which is great.
You know, we got a.
Dakota, Dalyland Gonzalez plan, you know, which is cool, MD Motivator.
And Kee Glock is going after Gilly from what I understand.
Okay, good luck, Gilly.
Anytime you got Keglock on that ass, you know, could be a potential problem.
I think you have an announcement to make about this particular season,
and we're honored to be a part of this.
Ice Cube, if you want to make an announcement on who the coach,
remember the coaches in the big three, all icons.
Literally all icons across the board.
It's a lot of the game given back to the game in the big three.
And we have an announcement to make here a coach of the year for the big three.
Ice Cube, who won that?
The coach of the year is Gary the Glove Peyton.
Wow.
You know, he's the day one, big three alumni.
He's been there from day one to this day now.
And he's always in the playoffs, always find itself.
He's a champion in the big three with the,
with the Bivouac a few years back.
And now he got the Boston ballhawks in the playoffs
for the first time in league history.
So, well deserve it.
Hey, let's welcome ladies and gentlemen,
the coach of the year from the big three.
Basketball icon.
Hall of Fame shit talker.
Ladies and gentlemen, the glove,
the coach of the Boston ball hogs.
Gary Payton.
Yeah.
Congrats, dude.
Congratulations, man.
Coach of the year.
I mean, it was just a couple years ago.
It felt like you were going to fight an entire Big Three team.
I forget what that was.
Now your coach of the year.
Congratulations, Glove.
This is awesome.
How do you feel about the Big Three and where it's at now versus maybe a couple years ago?
Well, Pat, you know what?
Ever since Ice Cube had asked me to coach in it nine years ago, you know, me and Ice Cube was really tight.
And, you know, I stay with him because I know this is going to work and it has worked.
And, you know, what Ice Cube has let me do is he let me be me.
You know, he let me pick the guys I wanted to pick.
They sometimes say that I pick the wrong guys.
But, you know, I always bring a team to the playoffs.
I then brought three different teams to the playoffs.
You know, I win when I get there.
I just get the guys that I know that I can coach and they'll play like me.
And I'm very happy to have this honor.
Thanks.
And I thank Big Three, you know, this is the league that I want to be, want to coach in
and do the things that I do.
And everybody, hey, looking forward to the Big Three this weekend,
because we're going to have some two good games.
It's going to be really, really exciting.
Well, good luck to the Boston Ballhawks as they continue,
and your third team that you've brought to the playoffs in the Big Three.
You talked about people saying you picked the wrong people.
Sounds like you picked the right people for your culture.
I couldn't even imagine a Gary Payton team culture.
That would be fucking awesome.
I would let you know, I think I would fit in your culture.
I do believe that is something I would like to do, Gary.
I would like to say that.
That's me complimenting myself, but I do think I would like to ride alongside the glove and something.
Well, Pat, you know what?
All you got to do is come out out to the combine.
Matter of fact, I'll make you one of the captives, mate.
So you come out there and do what you got to do, man.
I think you fit in too.
Okay, I like that a lot.
But you got remember the coaches here in the big three.
We got Clydex.
We got Dr. J.
You got Nancy Learman.
You got Gary Payton, Ice Cube.
I think you have done a, what's that?
Like a pointed, a focus.
I think you've done a focused job on keeping the legends of basketball involved with the big three.
I don't want to speak for you, but why is that so important for your big three?
And why are people like Gary Payton such a big deal for you in your league?
I mean, we learn so much from them.
Not only are they our heroes, but, you know, they give the league so much credibility.
You know, when a guy like Gary Payton is around for nine, ten years, a guy like Dr. J., Clyde Drexler, our commissioner,
here for so long. It just gives us credibility that we're headed in the right direction and we're
doing something right to keep these legends around, focus, and wanting to win in the big three.
You know, so, you know, what's great about Gary Payton winning this award and all our awards is voted
on by the players and coaches. You know, the league has no say in that. You know, it's, it's, you know,
really honor of his peers, letting him know how they feel about him. And that's how it should be,
and that's how it is in the big three. That's awesome that Ice Cube's giving you a $5 million bonus
for winning the coach of the year as well, Gary. Man who's a Boston ball hug. Man has the last
question for you guys. Yeah, Ice Cube. Russell Westbrook just retired. Is that something where you're
going to reach out directly and be like, hey, come on over, keep playing ball? Or do you give them
some time and then wait and see if they want to join the big three? We'll give them a
a week, but, you know, people want to see him play, you know, regardless if, you know, he plays
in the NBA or not, you know, people want to see him play. He still has millions of fans who would
love to see him, you know, come out and play in the big three. Not only him, but a lot of
players that, you know, are superstars out here in the world of basketball, you know, why not
get the fans what they want?
It's a league of, you know, you're around your peers, you're around greatness being a part of the big three.
And it's fun and why not keep it going?
Yeah, Andy, we can make a little money, do a little impact, make a little magic happen here as well.
I think that's all a good thing for retired players.
And Gary, last question for me, what is the style of player that's best for three-on-three, big three basketball?
Like, obviously you have to shoot.
But it feels like every time I watch, there's a lot of mid-range and we're getting grimy underneath.
It's a lot more defense, I think, than people would imagine three-on-three.
What does your team look like and what is a good big three player look like?
Well, but y'all don't understand.
Yeah, Pat.
And then Cube don't.
I'm already recruited Westbrook already.
Don't worry about it.
Put it on the ticket to Boston.
I'm recruiting already, you know what I'm saying?
But no, no, Pat, what we do is it's a grind.
And I think that's what Cube grew up on.
Cube grew up on the Magic Johnson days and all them type of days.
You remember when he made his phone, Super Sonny's playing a lot.
the Lakers and stuff like that.
We grind up in the big three.
I get guys who are going to play gritty.
They're going to play defense.
People don't understand.
It's harder to play defense than three-on-three basketball than on five-on-five basketball
because there's a lot of help on five-on-five.
But three-on-three, you got to be accountable for your man.
If he get beat, there's no help on the weak side.
It's not a that.
You've got to keep people in front, and then you've got to be grinding and rough.
And I think this is what our league is about.
Our league is about being competitive and doing great things.
What's a great thing about it right now is everybody's coming in shape.
Everybody is there.
Everybody is making competitive and that's what it's all about.
And I think my team is gritty and grinding like that.
Hey, I just get you guys test for weed over there or any of the other science that I could be on?
Hey, man, we just worried about what's going on on the court, man.
Okay.
All right, good news.
We don't have rookies, you know, or guys coming straight out of college.
He's a grown man, you know, with kids.
kids are they own, you know, they probably want to check their kids drawer. I ain't going to be checking
there. Okay. See you later. That's how we just signed off of ESPN. We are still live on
digital. We appreciate you guys for joining us. Congrats, Cube on the success of this league. I know how
much you put into this. And Gary, this is so cool. You're giving back to basketball still and getting
honored by your peers. Congratulations, boys. Thank you guys for all support in the big three,
man you know you guys always you know been right there you know letting people know how the league is
growing we appreciate it and uh we'll see you guys soon i'll tell you what i'm getting i'm on a lot
of science right now and if you guys aren't testing that's good news i'm getting in a pretty good
shape i'll tell you gary i got you pat i'm hey look i'm gonna draft you next year man boom
boom done deal yeah it's awesome all right i appreciate you boys ladies jem it's coach of the year
Gary Payton and Ice Cube
Ladies and John
Yeah
Good for that man
Dude you're
Congratulations
You're a Boston ball hog
Yeah you're a Boston ball hog
We're shipping up to Boston baby
Hey
Oh
I thought that was gonna go
I saw it going
But I'm on jacked up
Yeah exactly
You just got drafted by the ballhawks
Number one overall pick
Oh my God dude
Hogs or hawks
Hawks
Haws
Ohs
Safety corners
Yeah
Ball hawks.
You ever know because you're the glove?
Yeah, you'll be stealing.
Maybe they're the ball hawks next year
if they don't win the title this year.
Sounds like they got multiple names.
The Boston ball hogs plays.
Ladies and gentlemen, join us now as a guy
that isn't drafted to the big three,
AJ Hawk.
Oh, sorry, Huggles.
Yeah.
You better get, you got there shooting, man.
GP, if he drafts you,
you better get ready.
Thank you, AJ.
Yeah, man.
I've been going to say it better myself.
I'm going to set it better myself.
You're right.
And I know what my...
You're one of those.
shooter machines. Give the machine that fires the back.
Got one already. Yeah, we got one. Yeah, we got one. It's in the
closet. Turns out it, that's way
fucking huge. Way too much
work. It broke. Yeah, it's
fun, though. Yeah, we had it for a good
like two months. We were really operating. I think we're
going for it. But it's good. Two high maintenance.
Yeah. The balls would get clogged up
and then it took up so much space.
We thought we had it figured out. We're like,
we're all going to have perfect jumpers.
Yeah. This thing's just going to feed us
a hundred balls in time. But then after
like 20, they think just
stop so now you're taking unplug that thing yeah and do this entire thing and all of a sudden you know
what you're thinking was 10 minutes is now 25 30 minutes and then all of a sudden it's like how about
I just shoot this thing yeah and I'll go get my own rebound yeah and then you know I'll do it again
so I think we have been slowed down in our pursuit of perfection sure with our jumpers but we've
certainly put the work in yeah I don't think I should be playing in that Darius butler should be
playing in the big three yep he's actual player yeah yeah but the glove didn't say he was going to
draft, Darry Sputley.
Yeah, unfortunately.
That's one of those things where I could just kind of do the old...
You have like a proxy.
Yeah, I can't come this week.
Debuts going to play in my stead.
That's going to be first week.
And then guess what else?
Probably second week.
Sure.
True.
And probably the third week as well.
It's physical over there, man.
Debuck can handle, but it is definitely physical.
Yeah, they're all huge, you know?
They are gigantic kids.
NBA guys.
These are all ex-MBA guys.
And it's like, good luck getting a shot off.
You know, like, that's kind of the entire conversation.
It's like, I can stand in a thunder.
and knock down some shots for sure.
I mean, we have a basketball court in the office,
so I should be able to knock down some shots.
Getting a shot off, you see,
that's where the problem lies.
You know, because even if you have a step back on yourself,
it's like, okay, who are you playing against?
Somebody at the YMCA, or are you playing against a guy who's 6-6?
And he's just going to do one of these right here in your face.
It's like, they play real hoops over there.
Oh, yeah.
They're really playing.
And from year one, I like that Gary mentioned that.
He was like year one, I think guys were trying to figure it out,
year two even.
He said, now guys see opportunity in this as opposed to just like, hey, this is a side show.
It's like, guys are really doing it.
And with the Olympics, what I was mentioning there, it's like these guys by far would win the Olympics, any of these teams that they have.
True.
But there's like a bunch of what?
They qualify.
In tournaments that they have to go to that like none of these guys would be able to get to and they're scheduling.
And it is a lot of drama.
Like when the Olympics come around, three on three hoops is going to come up.
And we're not going to win.
No.
And we are going to be very confused on how we got.
killed last time and we had like jimmer for debt and yeah they meddled yeah got murdered and it's
because obviously three different game but the only people that can play are the people that can
show up at these different things that are timed through the calendar year the way ice cube describes
it is to force these guys not to be able to do it is kind of how that was kind of talked about which
he can't help but believe but big three still doing it and every time it's just like a live
concert event yeah so i think it's good idea i like it great i like what he's doing i appreciate what he's
doing i wonder if he's written anymore movies i'm sure you got to
remember ice cube think they are doing 23 jump street they are I believe that and he's
pretty big part of that I'm pretty sure he knows yeah really good dude he his brain
he he's got a good brain he's got a very active brain I would say yeah just
writing all the time you know people we saw NWA straight out of Compton what an
accomplishment it's like yeah Friday to oh yeah 20 jump street too yeah what else
always got a fucking basketball league runs what else always being tasked and assigned to do
this. Mount Westmore. Yeah, he's got
another album. Yeah, it's like,
he's got a lot going on. I respect and appreciate
the hell of it. His boy, now big time
wrestling podcast,
right? With, uh, from Rich
Eisen's show, TJ? I think they're
doing like pretty big WWU stuff.
Also, same deal. He's starting to really get
into the Hollywood machine and being a bunch of movies.
Ice Cube does have a movie in development
currently called Chrome and Paint.
And it's going to be good.
All right. Tonight,
well, it's not guarantee any times.
Tomorrow, the diary of a polarizing figure will be out.
Okay, right?
Sometime tomorrow, it'll be out.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Sometime after 11.59 p.m. tonight.
Yeah, sometime tomorrow, this thing will be at and about.
It says midnight on that thing.
We might be cut a little bit.
You never know.
We might be cut a little bit.
It might be, though.
Just turn notifications on.
It does help, I guess, like, record labels have this shit all figured out, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just trying to kind of figure this.
out in real time uploading the stuff. I mean, how hard is it? Just put it up there. Let's go ahead
and let it run. Well, it's got a lot of different platforms. It's got to get through. Obviously,
there's a bunch of coding that has to take place. Well, I'm giving you the lyrics. Just put the
lyrics in there. Like, well, the lyrics doesn't have to be match up to the song, which has to go
through an entire thing. It's like, well, it seems like there's less stuff. Then all the
credit's also who was playing what instrument here? Oh, my God. Okay. Let me type all
these up. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Actually, Elya, can you help me out here? No problem,
I got you. It sends it over. It's like, it's been a process learning the entire music industry.
I'll tell you what, the last step of getting it up on the platforms,
we're learning about in real time.
There you go.
Shout to Tim from the Notes platform.
Shout out to Tim from the Notes platform.
Like the phone?
No, that's the Notes app.
Not Tim Apple.
That's Tim Cook, and I don't think he created the Notes app either on your iPhone or iPad.
This is Tim Luckout, I believe.
He's founder of the Notes Platform, which is an independent artist uploading.
You use notes.
Yes.
With a K.
No.
No. Not like night.
No.
Because you were doing night talk earlier.
Got you all jacked up.
Just an N.
It's just an N-O-T-E-S.
But it is a platform.
And Tim over there has helped me out immensely,
as are the fine folks,
Seth England and the lads from Big Loud
who have helped me through this entire process,
which I'm very thankful for.
But yeah, I'll be out tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Okay. Okay.
And I need fun.
folks to learn the lyrics so they can sing alongside me,
you know, whenever we come perform these live,
I cannot wait for that.
I assume game day morning's gonna be at least a song or two before.
If people don't absolutely hate the songs,
which I'm very proud of what these songs have become.
The people that have been working on these songs
are so wildly talented.
It is very obvious that the musicians
that played on this thing are first class.
I am so grateful to all of them
lend their time and their talent to my words and my story.
And I think what they've become is pretty sweet.
I'm like very, very proud of them.
I can't wait for people to hear them.
You know, I've been hearing these songs,
some of them for like 20 years in my head,
you know, like this entire thing.
So for others to be able to get a chance to hear it,
I'm very excited about.
And for the boys who have had to listen to this,
you know, these songs, and the evolution
of these songs over the last couple months.
I appreciate, I appreciate.
Pretty cool, yeah.
Appreciate your efforts.
It's been fun learning this industry.
It's been fun learning these
songs and it's been fun just kind of doing it all.
I can't wait for people to hear.
I'm excited for people to hear him.
There's some lyrics in there.
There's some lyrics in there, AJ.
What, you think some people might take some offense to the lyrics that think they're
talking about them?
Well, if they do, that's on them.
But I feel really good about the old pen.
You know, I feel, especially after listening to a lot of the other stuff that's coming
out, I feel really good about some of the stories that are told.
But also, there's like some really personal shit that I'm putting out there.
So I've gotten to a point where I'm like at peace with like I'm excited for you all to hear this
Mostly because I think if I was to die
Which is possible at any moment
My kids will be able to listen to these songs and be like I we know exactly who this fucking guy was
I think that that is what this album does so I am
I'm most excited about that but also I think we got some bangers
I think there's some bangers in there I think people are gonna be surprised had to learn how to sing through this entire process
That's been fun you know kind of
directing your air through your vocal cords.
You know, vocal cords normally a little bit.
We need to tighten those things up.
And then where are we sending that through?
Is it going to go through your nose area?
Is it coming through your chest?
It's back the head.
What level are we at?
Can you float down that entire thing?
Coach Guyton, what a beast.
She's giving me, I do drills.
I got, like, things I'm doing in the morning in the shower.
It's stretching.
Yeah, legit.
Yeah.
I feel really good about it.
I feel really good about it all.
I hope you will enjoy it.
It'll be out sometime.
There you go.
Sometime after midnight.
Tim is telling me no problem. We'll get it up there.
But just everything that I'm reading.
We know how a tariff goes.
Yeah, exactly.
I would trust him. He seems like a trustworthy guy.
Tim's been a man.
I would say Tim has been the no worries, gotcha.
I can tell him you talked about him originally that you're a good guy.
Yeah, very, very.
Good man, if you will.
He is a good man.
Actually, we don't know anything about him as a person.
Okay.
So we don't know if he's a good man.
We assume he is with the way I have talked to him and the way he's talked to me.
I think he's great man.
But yeah, he's been super, no worries, no worries, no worries.
But I'm reading a lot of things in there, like, should definitely be in, like, maybe two weeks ago.
Sure.
A lot of stuff we're kind of doing over the last 48 hours.
So maybe that's all just a bunch of bullshit.
Probably.
We'll find out.
Yes.
Hey.
How many songs?
I think it's going to end up being 14.
Nice.
Jeez.
That's a good chunk.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
14's pretty good.
How did you know, was there a couple on the edge that you thought about putting on that
you're not?
You know, maybe later.
Yeah.
Yeah, we got a couple in the can, if you will.
But I think 14 tell a good story.
I think these songs are all in the same ilk.
Yeah, ilk of songs, if that makes sense.
This particular album, the Diary of a Polarizing Figure,
I think people look back and say,
wow, I think we really got a chance to peek inside
with this guy, what drives him, what motivates him.
What makes him tick, as they said?
Yeah, yeah, what he's telling himself,
when he's going through some shit,
there's a little bit of that.
His perspective is maybe on the world
in what's happening in certain times
because I would head to my notes section
anytime something's happening
or any time I would get like
a little creative freedom.
So going back through them,
it's been fascinating to kind of, you know,
how I was seeing things at one particular time of my life,
like maybe when things were going very terrible for me,
and then whenever things were like maybe going pretty good,
and it's like pretty cool to kind of read through
like what my words and thoughts are during those, you know?
Because it's all, I think it does kind of paint a picture of
exactly
I think who I think
I think you
I'm explaining myself a lot in here
I think you know
but I think people are going to be able to relate to it
because I mean we'll see
straight from you straight from you too
no filter just your thoughts
yeah there's a couple hilarious lyrics in there too
I'm excited for people to react
there's a couple funny ones I feel like
a little bit of singing in there
there's one song where I sing my ass off
it took us like 30 times to get it off you
so we're going to be working on that one
until we have to perform that one live.
You know, we're going to try to get there.
But there is some real, there's some real singing in a couple of these things.
Then there's a little bit of heat, you know, a little bit of heat in there.
Got some big drums on a couple.
Great guitar solos.
I mean, we got some nasty guitar solos.
Absolute face-melters.
Legit.
I mean, there is some real, because I think some people just assume this is going to be like a rap album,
I think, because that's what a lot of ex-athletes do, you know?
And it's like, no, no, no.
I mean, there's certainly some rapping.
Let's not get it twisted.
There are some, there is some rapping in there.
But we got a lot of variety of songs.
We got a lot.
We got rock songs.
We got country songs.
Island songs.
It's not like a Blackboy Max or that.
No, but I do listen to his stuff.
I think he's good writer.
I think he's good writer.
Darren Waller, I think he's good writer.
He's back.
Obviously, yeah, congrats of Carolina Panthers signing Darren.
I mean, that's huge.
He's going to be outrageous.
I also obviously, Shaq.
and Dion and Bobby, I think, had some.
Macho man, Game Lord.
Yeah. Be a man, Hulk.
Yeah, exactly. So, I am honored to join the athletes
who have dabbled in the music world, but I do believe
mine will sound a little bit different than most.
The rock. I think that is. He's in the world now. He is.
He can sing his ass off. Obviously, we know that.
Listen, kid, he can go on and on. He can explain
every natural, fun, on, and on. The earth, the grass,
and see, oh, the, I mean, me, and me.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's been doing a long time.
You know, he grew up in Nashville.
Yeah, he did. That's right.
Yes, he certainly did.
All right, Diary of a polarizing figure will be available soon.
Be a friend, tell a friend.
I might put out something on X, you know, for people to guess the song order.
Maybe I'll put out the name of the song.
I think I saw Hardy do this a couple years ago.
Yeah, Bone won the contest.
There it is, yeah. Bone won the contest.
He was able to list off the songs in the proper order.
He is correct.
Yeah.
Six-hour drive on NFL Sunday to start the season.
13-hour drive, because he's six-hour drive.
Because he's six hour one way.
You're right.
Yeah, that it was six hour back, NFL Sunday, first week.
I mean, just not.
Got a photo.
We just got to, we got to remember.
Yeah, yeah.
We're working on it.
It's not helping.
That was brunch with the lads.
What a day, 11-1.
We're back here tomorrow, 11-1.
Yeah, hell yeah.
It'd be cool.
It was a good little day, AJ.
He wasn't a little early in this entire thing.
Who's leading to St. Jude Classic?
Do we know?
Michael Thor Borgson is minus 5 with Jordan Speeth.
Scott Schaffler, two under there.
Speed?
though.
Yeah, speed hasn't, yeah, that'd be huge for him.
Oh, Scotty's dancing.
Scotty just birdied, I do believe.
Yeah, Scottie just birdied, he had bogey.
That's why he's still two under, and then Rory just bogeied as well.
And Rory flew it over the green, so not looking good for him.
It's all right, Roy, right.
It's just Thursday.
It's just Thursday.
This would be sick if we get a good leaderboard by Sunday,
because I don't think they're preseason games on Sunday.
I think it's just Thursday Friday.
I like that.
I like Ice Cube brought that up.
He's like, yeah, before we get football, got a little basketball on Saturday if you want to want.
Come on.
sports here before the NFL comes and takes all the ratings. Obviously golf does an incredible
job for us through the weekends of spring and summer. We're very grateful for golf. This will be a
great tournament. And who knows? Maybe some of the boys might listen to a song or two.
Yeah, there you go. You know, might get a little bit motivated. Might get a little bit motivated. Might get a
angry. Might say, wow, this is ass. Let me go golf and those. Might lock them in. We shall see.
I thank you all so much for allowing us to do this for a living. We are the luckiest people on earth
that we get to do this. And, you know, the title of the album, The Diary of a Polarizing Figure,
I don't think he's ever really been showcased more than probably the last couple days.
Yeah, I think you're probably right.
I think it's probably.
Great timing. Great timing. It's like you planned it all.
Yeah. This is the checkers player once again.
You know, this is the entire what's in front of us.
Let's do this how we can.
But I do think hopefully the people that hate my guts that have never met me will listen to this.
They're going to dissect it.
But I hope they will listen to the words, you know.
And if they do think that I'm talking to them, I am.
You know?
There you go.
Yeah.
Easy is that.
Yep.
Tonight, young bull.
Old bull, young calf.
Young bull, though, Fernando.
Yeah, he is young bull.
Look out.
He's already won a national care of answer.
Exactly.
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Draft Kings for our team ride tonight.
Come on, Kirk Hall.
Let's go.
We go, boys.
really do. Yeah, we like it a responsible amount because it is a preseason game. We have no
idea what's going to happen. Okay, we all know that. But boy, I like this one. Yeah.
Oh, a rematch of the national championship tonight is. Oh, I didn't even think about old,
old Beck being over there, potentially dancing. Dozer and Beggle. Jeremiah Love.
Daniel Jeremiah mentioned Houston Texans defense being the most violent he's ever seen. That's how we
felt about Miami, remember? Yes. Yeah. We were watching at Miami defense. And we're like,
these, these guys. Heavy hits. Yeah. But also, if we get a ref who once called this tight, I mean,
there's a chance. All 11 Miami defense players are AJ.
Yeah. Yeah.
It was, you remember that, AJ?
It was awesome.
Like, their style of play was something to be, like, they should show the clips of that
defense for years and years to come.
Hey, you guys want to talk? You want to learn how what playing hard is and physical?
Here we go, and just turn their tape on.
And I think, like, that's what Daniel Jeremiah was saying about the Texans defense.
It's like, that carries over in the preseason.
You know, the backups are all trying to do the same thing.
I suppose there's going to be some violence tonight, if I had to guess.
It didn't come up with DJ, but apparently Mesidor is dominating Chargers camp.
Not a shocking there.
Dude, Miami might, I mean, Christabel, I think people are going to start being like, okay,
if Chris Ball likes it, if he comes out of that place, we assume that they're going to be good.
A lot of dogs, dogs only coming out of there.
Bane wreck shop yesterday against the Jets, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So let's assume Miami folks forever are about to be back back, you know, with the culture that they have.
And also, Gumpy, you're only seeing highlights in your Al-Go, pal.
you're not seeing any yellow lights.
It's been doing it in a training camp too.
I mean, the guy never stops.
He got big motor.
I saw AD Mitchell had like five touchdowns yesterday too.
Yeah, pretty crazy.
Okay.
Everybody relax.
We don't need any wide receivers.
Team periods?
Yeah, yeah, team.
We haven't seen any great.
Have you seen any of the grading of when they do the one-on-one pass rush?
Like usually we get grades on that stuff.
I haven't seen as much this year.
No, we've only seen the wide receiver DBs.
It died down a bit.
They kind of stayed away.
PFF has stayed away from the one-on-one's down in the trenches.
Just because the amount of people
they'll come out and be like, that would never be an actual sack.
Guards helping, they're passing that off right there.
What are we talking?
It's always the offense alignment bitching about the one-on-one and how unfair it is.
You know, that's kind of the whole game of this.
Just like DBs are like, okay, that's not real.
Are we going to have 14 seconds for this entire drill?
There's always those kind of discretions.
That's why I'm excited.
Games are back.
Yeah.
Let's enjoy tonight.
Let's enjoy the hell out of it.
We can't thank you all enough for allowing us to do this for a living.
We're back for brunch tomorrow.
You all are the greatest people on earth.
Be a friend's how friends.
some nice of my change of life,
we're into this thing together.
Thank all of you.
For allowing us to do this for a living.
Team on me.
Team on three.
For the good of sport, baby.
Always and always.
We love you.
See you tomorrow after the album's out.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One, two, three.
Team.
Goodbye.
