The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 1625 - Watt Wednesday with JJ Watt, Jason McCourty, Adam Schefter, In the Trenches with AQ Shipley, Everything DB with Darius Butler, & AJ Hawk
Episode Date: September 16, 2026On today’s Watt Wednesday, Pat, Dbut, AJ Hawk, and the boys welcome back AQ Shipley who will be breaking down everything In The Trenches from week 1 of the NFL Season, while Dbut looks at Everything... DB and gives his Situational Report. They are also joined by some incredible guests including Future Hall of Famer and member of CBS' #1 booth, JJ Watt, joins the progrum to dive into the game he called between the Vikings and Packers, Broncos vs. Chiefs, and gives his flowers to Commanders special teamer Tyler Owens; 13 year NFL veteran and ESPN NFL Analyst, Jason McCourty gives his biggest takeaway's from week 1 and looks ahead to week 2; and ESPN Senior NFL Insider Adam Schefter stops by after a cold call from the boys to discuss the latest Joe Burrow injury concern. Make sure to subscribe to https://youtube.com/thepatmcafeeshow or watch on ESPN (noon–2 p.m. EDT), ESPN’s YouTube channel (noon–3 p.m. EDT), or ESPN+. We appreciate the hell out of all of you. We’ll see you tomorrow. Cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello, beautiful people, and welcome to our Humbley Bo, the Craft Kings Dungerdog.
On this walk Wednesday, September 16, 2006, this sports program begins now.
Football!
It is the absolute greatest, and we can't thank you enough for allowing us to do this for a living.
I believe I just got texted some breaking news, so I don't know if I'm supposed to do this or not,
but they sent me it, so I'm just going to do it.
From the NFL, we, ladies and gentlemen, can announce the offense, defense,
and special teams, players of the week for the AFC and the NFC.
Congratulations to these six men are winning the prestigious award of players of the week.
I had a chance to win a couple of these.
Obviously it's a huge ordeal.
Your team will celebrate you and anytime you get represented or anytime you get
celebrated by the league, I think it's a beautiful thing.
Kenneth Walker introduces himself to the Kansas City Chiefs fan base as an absolute stud.
Gets the Rock a lot, becomes their bell cow.
They get a huge win over the Denver Broncos.
T.J.
What?
His brother, JJ Watt, will be joining us here in about 10 minutes or so.
Congrats to him winning, it's probably like his 50th one of these, an absolute stud.
And then Evan McPherson won 4-4-4 with a long of 58 in Cincinnati.
So their defense got a lot of turnovers on Tampa Bay.
Joey Burrow can only play better, we would assume.
And their special teams guys winning the AFC special teams a league.
Maybe the Cincinnati Bengals are about to go on a run.
And then the NFC side, congratulations, Zandre Swift.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That Bears team could have had about 10 different guys potentially.
And then Zach Bond, linebacker for the Eagles all over the field.
Then Simi Fahoko, which I don't think I know enough about and how he did.
Joining us, ladies and gentlemen, is a 13-year NFL vet, 12-year NFL vet,
Super Bowl champion, back to tell us about the trenches, back to chit-chat about the big guys in ball.
He was voted alongside David Pash, the number two local color commentary team
around the NFL last year, ladies of gentlemen,
Penn State guy, Akeeshire.
Hey, you tell me about
Simi Fahoko real quick here?
Yeah, so he was battling for a fifth or sixth
spot as a wide receiver, all training camp.
He's been with the team for a couple years,
now a practice squad guy.
This year makes the team
and gets a huge blocked punt in the game
against the Chargers.
Hey, I like everything that the Cardinals are doing.
Got a new practice facility.
The coach yesterday seems like a psycho
in a good way, which I think we like.
And obviously, you're on the call.
They get a huge winner over the Chargers.
Everybody high on the Cardinals, very down on the Chargers.
Did the Cardinals have their best game? Chargers had their worst game?
Or the Cardinals, for real, actually?
The Cardinals are for real. I love their offense.
The defense stepped up in a big way.
They bring over Dewey Wingard from the Jaguars.
Mack Wilson played out of his mind.
They're better up front.
Buda Baker's an absolute missile.
So I think as long as the defense holds their own, offensively,
they have so much talent, and I think they're only up into the right.
Jacoby Percette, 17 million a year.
You can obviously work with that at the quarterback position,
especially if you're trying to build a brand new era over there.
NFL event. Darius Shea Baller.
Yes, sir. Congratulations to these guys.
Anytime good player of the week, obviously, the boys are happy for you.
The lads are happy for you. But for Kenneth Walker,
great way to start his era with the Kansas City Chiefs.
Absolutely. Just like you was lucky enough
to win a couple of these. And there's a big deal because
you look around the entire league or your entire
conference. And for you to get that honor
is huge. And yeah, that's a great welcome
to the city for him to get a career high
coming off being the Super Bowl MVP.
A great, great investment by the Kansas
City Chiefs, especially when my home
is trying to get up to speed to start
this season, love everything from K9.
And the rest of these guys, Zach Bond, building on the career that he's put together,
which has been magical, could have won defensive player a year a couple years ago.
Just all these guys across the board, man.
Shout out.
Way to start the season.
Yeah, great start to the season and mid-season form.
T.J. Watt gets a pick six.
Unbelievable.
Looks like a raptor.
He looks like an actual, he looked like an alien of some sort.
But he's done it before.
I mean, he's starting to climb with the record books, not only for stats and pressures,
but picks and everything like that.
He's a ball hawk.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's not just D-But, who's in the NFL for 90 years.
It's not just AQ Shipley, who's obviously been in the NFL 12 years, and now he's calling games.
I was very lucky to have a cup of coffee in the NFL for about eight years or so.
Today, the Talks Table looks different.
We got a lot of history here today.
Let's have everyone at the Talks Table.
We got at Boston Connor and Chris Mad Dogg Russo.
Mad Dog, we saw you all morning, obviously, on TV.
See you got the sling there.
Thank you for taking the time.
Travelox Thunder. I don't think we've ever really had you on our show, even though we've been on your airwaves before.
What happened to you? Are you okay?
Yeah, you know, a lot of people saw me on Stevie's program this morning.
You know, first take, great show. Last night, everyone knows I have a proclivity for gummies.
Took a gummy or two, maybe three, four.
Right, right.
Slipped and bang my elbow on my very beautiful big granite countertop.
Went into the ER last night. They said, listen, Mad Dog, we might have to take.
this thing off. We might have to remove the elbow. You might have an elbow replacement. Very close.
I cannot overstate how hard I hit this thing on that granite countertop, but I am the hardest
working man in the business. I said, nope, Stevie needs me tomorrow. McAfee's going to need me
tomorrow. I will be there. So I said, give me this cheap fucking sling, and I'll be there and I'll be ready
to go. Okay, so you're powering through a lot. You almost had to have your arm amputting because of the
amount of pain. That's what the gummies are for, Pat.
I think you know thinking too about that.
Yeah, I do.
And it's McAfee and I'm a guy.
We're big fans of yours.
Had you ever missed work before, you know?
No, no, never.
Back in, you know, I was down in Florida before I obviously moved back to New York.
I've been doing this for about 35 years, never missed a show, which is obviously why I've
been number one in the ratings book for 30 plus years.
You can look that up.
Mike will tell you that too.
Obviously, Mr. Francesa, my partner for a long time.
But, no, you know, there's a lot of talk about ratings with your show and with Game Day.
And, you know, I don't know.
Sometimes the cream wants to be around the other cream.
So that's...
Sorry, you're a cream?
Yeah.
I'm a needle.
Do you remember high heat on Sirius XM?
Uh-huh.
Probably don't.
I do.
I watch that.
Let's not forget, buddy, you were on my network.
I'm serious.
Yeah, I was.
Okay, I'm happy you're on here, actually, because Debutt just reminded me, we had been
told, even though we, I think you were kind of forced to have us on your...
A little bit.
Little bit.
It feels like that happens a lot in our career, but it wasn't, you know, necessarily the
perfect fit over there.
We're honored to be a part of your station.
But we did hear rumblings that maybe you didn't like the fact that we would always say,
well, we back on the other side on Mad Dog Radio.
Because we were all mad dogs, you know, so we started barking.
We heard maybe you didn't love it.
Yeah, listen, I get it.
I understand what you're doing.
My big thing was, I didn't particularly like the cursing.
Okay, I think it's, you know, lowbrow.
You don't think Eddie Joe Schmoe, who's kind of a bit of a moronk and cursed to kind of fill the spaces.
Hold on, though.
I thought they said the most intelligent folks actually swear,
and the people are telling the most truth because they're not filtering themselves.
For instance, Dan Orlovsky, every time he says fudge, we know what he wants to.
Do not get me started on Dan Orlovsky, okay?
I've been on first take with that cheap skate quite a bit as of late,
And, you know, the fudging stuff, people have said it, he's a weirdo.
Okay, Dan Olavsky's a weirdo.
He's a great player.
Well, I shouldn't say great player, but he played in the NFL.
You know, he's a good guy.
But, you know, I got over to swear in then, okay?
I got over it because, you know, you're very successful.
You're good at what you do.
But when I got guys like Derek Butler and other guys coming in here, Barkett.
Darius, you know, Darius, you know, Darius, you know, your barket, that's where I draw the line.
Okay.
What, Darius?
You have a problem with Darius, but I don't have a problem with Jerry.
Hold on, hold on.
I don't have that problem, no, I know what you're doing here.
I know what you're doing here.
Did you know that?
I know, I know what you're doing here.
That's not what I, you know, you got Boston Garner, I think his name is.
I think I just saw, you know, my, had maybe a little bit of a glitch with my head there.
But no, it's not that.
Listen, you know what I know what you're doing.
Is that we embarrassing you right up?
Well, a little bit.
And that, you know.
Hey, welcome to the Thunderdown, bad dog.
I know you've been doing a lot, pal.
Hey, listen, you know what, Pat?
I've forgotten more about sports than you know.
Okay.
You know what?
When you're number one in the ratings book for 35 plus years, then you come talk to me, okay?
You guys, you guys know, you guys don't know anything about Y-A.
Tittle, any of the great sick.
You're going to come out here.
You're going to talk about Travis Kousy.
You're going to talk about Taylor Swift.
You're going to do all that bumbo-jumbo.
Fuck you guys.
What?
What happened?
They really escalated quickly.
Connor, what the hell happened over there, dude?
I have no idea.
I didn't even realize Ty wasn't here today.
Really?
Yeah, for some reason, just figured he was going to come in before the show.
So when I sat down and lo and behold, Mad Dog walks through that door to sit down next to me,
I did not expect that.
Ty's not going to be happy about any of this.
Dale Earnhardt Don.
What?
Yeah, Dale Earnhardt down.
Get him.
Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of things that just got sent there by Mad Dog.
And that's what he's mad about.
Wow.
What was it?
It was because we talked Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift.
He doesn't like talking about those new guys.
He's kind of stuck.
If he talks about 35 years, he's kind of stuck in the past probably 55 years ago.
So, yeah, bring it up Travis and then Taylor, obviously.
I don't think that?
Yeah, but he kind of brought it up, didn't he?
That is kind of what these people do, you know, these types of people who are like,
I don't like that, and then they're the ones that are bringing it up.
All the time.
Sounds like it's more on you, that is on us.
I didn't expect that type of heat.
Hopefully, Ty Schmidt would be able to find his way into the Thunderdum.
And does he know where that goes?
No idea.
I don't know if Mad Dog knows where he is right now.
He's so pissed off.
Well, he's got that elbow that they almost amputated?
Yeah, that he baneed on his granite countertop, yeah.
The comies usually mellow you out a little bit.
Yeah, normally.
And also, when you're in a legal state, obviously, you do it.
Not in a non-legal state, but usually your walking's a little bit better.
You get a little bit, better feel.
You know, you're kind of in there almost.
You're feeling yourself.
But I guess maybe Mad Dogg just got a little bit too excited.
Hoop!
You know, on granite, on granite, on marble.
It has that whole thing happened.
It's older.
Number one, the ratings books for 30 years?
We know what that means.
Sid Lockman.
All right, so maybe Ty will make his way back here.
Maybe Coach, not coach, maybe Matt Dog Russo will also kind of settle down a little bit and find his way back in there.
Ty's not going to be happy about what happened there to that desk.
No, he is not going to be happy at all.
I do wonder the immediate reaction from Ty Schmidt after a couple of Iowa pennants go down, Iowa Hawkeye Band members knocked off there.
Stoner.
Yeah, Stoner.
Stoner's off?
Yeah, Stoner's gone.
I mean, there's a lot happening.
Wow, holy shit.
Ladies' job, Ty Schmidt is here.
Ty, what happened?
I don't know.
I heard a big ruckus.
I was taking an extra long pice in the bathroom.
I didn't time it up great with the show getting started.
I come out here and my desk is absolutely destroyed.
Yeah, it's really interesting how the Ty Schmidt one didn't get knocked down,
but everybody else got a did get knocked out.
Yeah, that's a gift.
Yeah, I'm sure.
They didn't get broken.
No, I just see, you know, popcorn buckets gone.
A lot of the other stuff is misplaced.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah, Connor. No, Dale Jr. is still good.
Yeah, we're good. Excuse me.
No, I mean, I just heard a big ruckus, and I don't know what the hell.
I'm sorry, sorry I missed the, you know, top of the show.
Yeah, it's first time you've missed just from an absolute pice.
I know.
It's the other side. All right, well, it's great to have you back.
Let's talk about football, shall we?
Let's talk about the storylines.
Something we've been noticing is there might be a little bit of a hesitancy to give Caleb Williams and the Chicago Bears' offense
as much credit as they potentially deserve for the 59 points that they put on.
And it's not just outside parties talking about it.
It's also Caleb.
So we put our nose to the grindstone.
We open up a different vein of journalism that we're not used to doing.
And ladies and gentlemen, it's time to dive on in.
Go clean up.
We've got to go be truthers.
Obviously, this is going to be our kind of worse game.
I know points don't necessarily show that.
But execution and, you know, the blocking and the whole, the penalties, all these different things.
And so just being able to be.
be a truther about who we are and go watch the film.
That Carolina Panthers' defensive tape is putrid.
Whoa.
He's got his notes over here.
Blown coverage because of motion.
Blown coverage, cause of motion.
Blown coverage, cause of motion.
Blown coverage coverage coverage coverage because of motion.
You lost contain.
You lost contain.
So what is that?
Seven or eight clips that are just,
that's bad defensive football more than jaw-dropping offensive performance.
Oh, let's see.
Let's see the sit-wrap.
Let's see the situational report, debut.
Is this ass offense scored 59 points,
or is this potentially not-so-terrible start for the Chicago Bears?
You know, when you put up 59 points, yeah, there is going to be a hand.
Pretty, a lot of pizzazz in that photo.
No, we can throw a photo back over.
I mean, you blink that up.
Very professional.
I appreciate what you're doing that.
Very clean.
Sit-rep, situational report, for those that don't know,
watching the line this, make sure you catch up on that.
When you talk about special ops, Caleb is one of those guys.
guys. You're getting out there. He's an unbelievable quarterback. But when you put up 59 points for the
defense, obviously there are going to be some shitty, very, very shitty plays. But there were a lot of
very good reps from the defense from the Carolina Panthers that Caleb Williams just made
unbelievable plays. This is one of them right here. We just called this a Houdini. What do you guys
call this AQ on the offensive side of the ball with a cold commit coming across that?
Some type of escort motion, jet motion. Okay. Boom. So right here, the Panthers do a great job
Man and Matt matching this up, right? Play action, rose out to the right, Houdini, you want to kind of pop out at that backside. Usually that quarterback, I mean, your tight end is wide open. He's not. He's covered, but Caleb does an unbelievable drop, throws an absolute dot right here on the run. So this is the play that Dan, this wasn't in his notes, because this was a good defensive rep and just unbelievable play here at the top of the second quarter. Now getting to the situation report, we always talk about situational football. And a lot of times we see plays, we see highlights, but we don't see it within the context of the game with the floor of the game. So right.
right here at the bottom of the screen. Second quarter, 117 left, third, and 11.
So right here, you need a chunk play to have a realistic shot to get points on the board.
And that's exactly what Caleb wins.
24-24. 24. 24 ball game. Obviously, a high-scoring game. Neither defense is getting any stops here.
And you're trying to get even more points going into the half because we know Ben Johnson's mindset.
So 13 and 11, third and long, you let it run here. Boom. Caleb wins once again.
Decent matches. Once you're the top of the route, everybody's pretty much covered up.
Now he extends the play, gets out to his left, makes it unbelievable.
throw down the field across his body.
It's not five quarterbacks in the league that can make this throw.
He does it a handful of time.
He talked about T.J. Watt on defense, him making those ridiculous plays.
Same thing with Caleb Williams.
Now, this next play here, empty.
So right here, you kind of have two kind of zone-type players, and on the outside, they're doing
man-matches.
So right now, you got three-by-two.
So you got three receivers down to the right, and that's kind of where Caleb's going
to look early, and he's going to get back to Luther Burden on an end-breaking route.
And a lot of times we talk about timing, we talk about anticipation with quarterbacks,
and he makes his throw.
And you'll see it from the back copy.
He makes his throw fully trusting his receiver is going to be exactly where he's supposed to be.
And watch this throw.
After he throws it, pause at Foxy, right now.
When he's throwing his ball, he can't see the receiver.
62 is right in his face.
Tony's right in his face.
So you'll see him peek around tuning to make sure it's completed to see it.
So he's trusting his offense.
He's trusting his guys.
This is kind of you always talk about the Jared Gough of the offense.
This is that.
Get to the top.
Make a throw.
not a terrible defensive rep by the Carolina Panthers.
And then once again, this is the very next play.
Let it run, get to the top of the drop.
Guys are covered up.
Okay, this is what I'm, now I'm going to be special.
I'm going to use my legs.
This is what you don't get with the Jared golf-type quarterback.
Good pass rush, but he breaks it, ducks up out of there, becomes Houdini.
So this is kind of looking into it, and now you get another touchdown on the board right
before the half.
But when you started this as a defense, 117 o'clock, we got them in 3rd and 11.
I feel really, really good about them on that side of the side of the house.
field and then you fast forward 30 seconds left on the clock and he's running into the end zone
the touchdown so Caleb Williams obviously had a phenomenal week and we've seen a ton of the plays
but it's just more in the context of like a two-minute drive a two-minute drill the situational football
and him you know elevating his game and elevating that team to who knows what they'll be
the rest of the season I mean 24 24 already if Carolina gets the ball back who says they don't
go down take the lead right before half that's obviously the middle eight is a huge part of the
entire game this touchdown could have been the thing that kind of
sprung open the entirety of what the Chicago Bears did. Entire drive, a lot of great decision,
a lot of great plays. AQ, where do you sit at on the Caleb Williams Chicago Bears discussion?
They hung 59. I think that's a pretty good start to the season. Yeah, this is one guy I was
completely wrong about it. I mean, I thought to start the year, last year, I was like,
okay, I don't think this is going to go anywhere. And then you see him start to get better and
better and better. And by the time he gets to the playoffs, he becomes magical, right? And so
how is he going to take the next leap? He comes out this past weekend and
looks phenomenal. So, I mean, again, the offensive line being better, the run game being better,
more skill players being better, right? I think all of that plays into this because running the
football only makes quarterbacks better. They run for 290 yards. It just allows him to have
the play action game and have the dropback game. Swift, one of their running backs goes for the
NFC player of the week, turns out. Obviously, Caleb thinks he can only get better. Joining us now
as a man who we are so excited to watch and listen to is the number one color commentator for CBS,
friend of the program. The reason why this is Watt Wednesday,
ladies and gentlemen, future First Ballot Hall of Famer.
Maybe. Hopefully.
We think. Ladies and a job of JJ Watt.
Yay, Jay.
How you doing, Jage?
I'm great. I thought I was on the wrong show for a minute
when I saw Mad Dog earlier, so glad to see Ties back.
I don't know if he's going to be excited or not
to talk about the game that we had.
But I'm happy to be here.
Well, I think he might sound a little bit like Mad Dog
if we talk about that fourth quarter, but it is nice to see you back.
I don't know if you got a chance to see what happened.
I haven't. Like I said, I just heard a big ruckus.
And, no, I'll have to, at the break, I'll have to, I'll pop on and on Twitter and see kind of what the hubbub was about.
Because JJ was saying that Mad Dogg's face was kind of glitchy a little bit.
And he looked a little bit like you and part of that.
I don't know if you were, you saw it.
No, no, I told you, I was taking a pice over there.
Must have been quite the deuce.
No, it's a one.
It was a pice.
It was, yeah, it was like a 12-minute piss I was taking.
It was not a shite.
It was a bice.
I think that's a medical issue.
I think that's a medical...
I was too hydrated.
No, I was well hydrated, very clear.
Yeah, you're super hydrated.
I am.
Thank you for taking care of yourself.
You bet.
Especially post everything that happened.
Exactly, I'm trying.
Good for you, man.
Thank you.
I'm going to have a seizure with these cutbacks here.
That's a lot of cuts back and forth.
I'm going to have a stroke on the show.
That would be good television, though.
Oh, now he's judging Foxy, huh?
That sounds like a medical issue, JJ.
You get that checked out.
Yeah, he's got a long piss.
You got a medical issue as well.
I like that.
I like that.
Okay, let's talk about the game
that you think Ty would potentially not be
necessarily thrilled about, which, by the way, he's not. Doesn't want to give up hope,
obviously a long season, but the Carson Wentz experience takes over CBS number one booth
against the Green Bay Packers. Fourth quarter just becomes the most electrifying game that
we've seen in some time. Can you tell me, as you were riding alongside the Carson Wentz
experience, what was happening? And how'd week one go with Jim Nance, brother, from your own
perspective? It was great. It was great. Had a great time. Minnesota, phenomenal atmosphere,
divisional game.
I mean, I would say, obviously, Carson Went steps in.
Kyla Murray hit was brutal.
Happy to see that he's okay and doing better now.
But I would call it the Brian Flores experience.
I mean, Carson Wend stepped in and did a great job managing the game, managing the situation,
putting the ball where it need to be.
But Brian Flores and what this defense did was, it was truly incredible to watch.
I have so rarely seen a defensive performance where it looks.
like there were 15 defenders on the field at any given time.
They were sending blitzers left and right and center, and there was just no answer whatsoever
by that Green Bay offensive line, whether it's scheme.
Sometimes it was by just pure pass rush moves, cashman right up the middle at all times.
Jordan Love was back there just trying to find 0.1 seconds to get the ball off and he had
nothing to do and know where to go with it.
It was a thoroughly dominant fourth quarter performance by Brian Flores and the Vikings defense.
They talked about his pressure like 78% or something like that, 73%.
It was obviously the highest in the league.
And I've got a chance, obviously, every day to chat with two guys that play NFL defense.
You as well, I'm excited to hear your thoughts on this.
When a defensive coordinator puts this much trust and power into his defensive players,
what's the reaction normally?
And what's the downfall?
Potential explosives over top with Christian Watson.
But can you not also wear a team out maybe from bringing?
it like this all game?
Well, here's the interesting thing that Flores does with his defense is he also plays the
most shell coverage behind it.
Cover two, cover four. He plays these shell coverages.
So he is basically saying, I know there's a lot of holes in this defense behind this pressure.
I know that if you find those holes, I'm in trouble.
But what I'm trusting on is my pressure in that front to get there before you have the opportunity
to find those holes.
And that is exactly what we saw happen.
Jordan Love did find those holes a few times, and he delivered the ball to those places,
but more times than not all day long, the pressure got there before he was able to exploit it.
And the point that you made about the ownership of the defense is a very good one.
He puts a ton of ownership on this defense.
All week long he was talking to us about how they put all those guys in the line of scrimmage,
and they let them decide.
If Green Bay looks like they're bringing in the right people to block it up,
then they drop out into zone, and they get to pick the coverage a lot of times.
So that's Blake Cashman, that's Harrison Smith, deciding what coverage is they want to run.
And when you have that type of ownership, then it truly is your defense and you love it.
Yeah, if you have the players taking that type of ownership, obviously everybody's looking for a player's led locker room.
Harrison obviously disappointed himself.
He just alley-ooped a lad.
How about him coming in, what, two days before the game?
And all of a sudden, he's calling coverages, week one against the Packers, and obviously they get a huge win.
They also bring in Kyle Van Nuoy, right?
So it felt like, you know, let's get some vets in here that I understand the system.
saying the way we operate?
Yeah.
And is this sustainable?
I guess the next question.
And like JJ said, when you have that ownership as a player, that's big,
because the one, the biggest disadvantage for a defense a lot of times is the quarterback
gets to the line of scrimmage, they can see looks, they can see coverages, they can see
the shell, and they can make all the adjustments.
And then if you have a defense who's just stagnant, just stays in their call, you're
asked out most of the time.
So defense like Seattle, they do a lot of communicating where, hey, I could just, we can just
switch responsibilities or you can get here, you got different bodies.
and Harrison Smith, that interception, like just getting that quick reroute,
because that's Jordan Love's quick answer right there from that look.
Getting that reroute, him bent behind.
Harrison obviously not picking off and tapping up tips and overthrows.
He just create more and more havoc plays.
Like I love watching his defense.
Now, obviously, if you give one up and you get Christian Watson,
he can hit you for 80.
That's the downside of it.
But you want to create those havoc plays.
Then fourth quarter, you want that quarterback almost seeing ghosts,
even when you're not getting real pressure.
Hey, Jage, I talked about it.
Having Carson Wentz on one side of the,
the field and B-Flow's defense on the other side of the field.
This might be the most must-watched team in the NFL right now,
depending upon how long this goes.
But what a day for the Vikings.
What a good three-quarters for the Packers.
Go ahead, Ty.
Yeah, it was a great three-quarters until that fourth one.
But, Jage, I think the biggest talking point from that game, at least,
and I don't know how, I'm curious to know how it felt in the booth,
when the Packers take the points off the board, go for it on fourth down,
go with the sneak, get stuffed.
Like, as a Packers fan, I said to my,
stuff like, oh boy, they're going to lose this game.
And then obviously is the next drive where you have multiple penalties where they
looked like they were going to get off the field on third down.
What did you think of that whole sequence of events?
And did it feel like in the stadium?
Like, oh, boy, the momentum's turned and there's no way that the Packers are going to be able
to kind of reel this back in.
Yeah.
No, this was obviously the biggest moment of the game and then the subsequent sequence following
it.
But Jim and I disagreed on what we thought of this play.
And I think that was a lot of fun in the boot.
with being able to have, he doesn't like taking points off the board at all. And I completely understand
that side of it. I said with Green Bay's struggles last year of closing out games, I liked that they were
going for the jugular here, that they were saying, let's go ahead, let's go up by a couple
scores here, and let's put this one away now. So I like that Lafleur did that. And I said this
at the time, the thing that I didn't like is trusting this standard regular quarterback sneak with no
pushers and just thinking that you're going to be able to fall forward for a first down.
In today's NFL, the quarterback sneak is something that you must practice and perfect.
And we have seen a lot of teams do it successfully.
They did not do it successfully here.
You need a pusher behind.
These guys are too big.
Big Citrus himself said they wanted to test the rookie Big Citrus.
They found out what Big Citrus was about.
Now, to your point of the next drive, there were some certainly questionable calls that kept the drive alive.
The biggest one, in my personal opinion, being the roughing the passer.
this is not roughing the passer.
This is not roughing the passer in any capacity.
He doesn't hit him up high.
He doesn't hit him down low.
He goes to land on him and he braces himself with both hands,
which is literally exactly what the officials tell you to do.
This is not roughing the passer.
They should have been off the field.
Okay.
There's a lot of Packers fans, you know, saying the ref screwed him completely.
Now, we have heard from a Packers fan who's giving up on the NFL as a whole because of the refs.
Yeah, that's right.
Which is a shame.
It is a shame.
It just done with the NFL.
entire NFL. Yeah, not done with the Packers, but done with the league as a whole.
And we're still going to watch ball. That's tough. We got to get Weezy back. We can't, we can't
have, we can't be losing Weezy out here. Agreed. He's too, he's in too many headphones
in the game, in the locker room before the game to not be a fan.
Not only in the game. I'm back, man. Yeah, Weez, for sure. Like, we need you to
back in the NFL, but not just game day. Like, their entire lives leading up to this moment.
Wayne, you've been a part of these guys NFL journeys. We can't just have you give you
give up on the NFL now because a couple reps make some terrible calls which we agree fireman's coming
come on did you i didn't see you rapping any way in hard dogs that would have been incredible
if he could you imagine drop some wheezy in there a million oh yeah i mean whizzie was
heavy on the playoff weezy young jeezie six foot seven foot eight foot marks that would be so
incredible to watch jage do because you know when you flip into that mode you know the game
we've all seen you miced up.
We love it.
They picked the wrong guy today,
you know, like all that shit
that you get into.
You, you Caucasianing,
a couple little Wayne verses
is probably out there somewhere.
And we would like NFL films.
With your,
with your,
you would have to approve this, I think.
We'd like NFL films
to please pull some Mike JJ YWRWA
rapping little Wayne
during a game somewhere.
Is that a lot of Carter 3.
A lot of Carter 3 on the soundtrack
back in the day.
Yes, NFL films.
have been given permission here, we need it.
It's in a vault somewhere.
JJ with Lowell Wayne, we would certainly appreciate that.
Okay, your time in Houston, I watched you down there, was legendary.
You're one of only three people, I believe, in the bullring of honor.
What's going on down there?
Let's head over to Hammer.
Don has a question for you.
Yeah, Jay, one of the more surprising things from this weekend was, well, I mean,
they're going up against one of the best offenses in the entire NFL in the Buffalo
bills, but they've had Josh Allen's numbers.
what did you think about the Houston Texans defense
and what they did not do against the Buffalo Bills in week one?
Are you worried about that at all?
First of all, I don't know what it is.
Your picture is very clear.
Your hair looks great.
Maybe just because I don't see the hat on.
But I mean, you got a nice look going on back there right now.
I just want to give you credit for that.
This is something that I was curious to see myself
because we were getting ready for our game.
I'm catching some of that.
I'm catching some of the Steelers game early on.
It's going back and forth.
It's a high-swearing affair,
surprised me, obviously with the Texans defense and what they've been able to do.
So I'm very curious to see exactly what happened there.
And I did see the end of the game with the fumble at the end and the bill's defense
being able to get off the field to win the game for him.
Ed Oliver, such a massive piece of that.
Whenever he's not out there, you can tell such a big difference.
But I'm not sure.
It seems as though the Texans offense was able to do some of those things that people were
questioning and wanting to know.
but Josh Allen and the Bill's offense must have had some good answers, eh?
Yeah, eh?
I'd say Joe Brady also shirtless in the post game there.
A lot of the lads from the Buffalo Bill said that was the first time they've ever seen him shirtless.
I guess with some of the rookies, maybe if they end up.
How to look?
Not bad.
Completely shaved.
You know how in Wolf of Wall Street, how Leo does the speech where he says,
from here, Don, no hair?
That's what Joe Brady has going on.
He is a Florida boy.
I don't know if he was using the lotion that you're using.
rub on your body? Oh, Nair.
Nair? I didn't know if he was naring because I mean, that's a fresh.
There's no way.
That's, no, Joe Brady ain't nearing.
You don't know?
Not a single hair on him.
I mean, he had to, maybe he might have jumped into a bath of Nair and got that thing off.
I don't know how he did.
He is a Florida boy, though.
Got to understand that.
Had a nice chain, was not scared of the moment.
And on a sideline, I liked his demeanor because we're used to McDermott.
Yep, Dermott's super serious.
Joe Brady and the lads were absolutely losing it in a huge comeback win.
313 left on their own.
down one. What does Josh Allen do with it week one?
Todd. So it could be a Buffalo Bill's year. And obviously they're debuting a brand new stadium
tomorrow night. Cannot wait to be talking to somebody who's live from there tomorrow during
our show. That's right. It'll be a part of the big day. Excited about that, JJ. We have a big
surprise. Somebody's going to be live from the stadium for us for the first hour of the program.
I'm excited to see that. We were invited to do the whole show there. Okay. And then we kind of
made an announcement that we were doing that. And then, you know, I think we all quickly
realized, like, this is an Amazon thing. I don't know if we're going to be able to
this might be a tough thing. You kind of do whatever you want anyway. I mean, just, yeah.
Yeah. So who's there? You're not going to share it with us?
Kirk Curb Street's going to be live from there.
What? He's called the game.
Kirk Curb Street is going to be live from the new stadium. Yeah, as a representative of the
Pat McAfee show tomorrow from noon until one Eastern time, Kirk Curbsree will be.
be there live from the brand new stadium.
As we showcase this incredible
investment into Western New York,
which we are certainly pulled up. You guys got a clear view?
Do you guys have a clear view?
So that's kind of the thing. We don't really
know. We're going to figure it out.
Surprise. Yeah, surprise. Yeah, it's all mystery.
It's going to be a mystery thing tomorrow,
James. But we are going to showcase a new stadium
because we like whatever those happened.
Obviously, a city ownership,
investing in the future of their NFL team,
we like. We think what NFL teams do for cities
and for towns and communities.
is an overall positive, but getting that money to be able to do that is a huge investment.
So we would like to celebrate that.
I get the buffaloes on the show, right? Bison buffaloes.
We've had this talk, whatever, but they look cool.
Yeah, they do look cool.
And I think we do have a plan to figure out just how tall they are.
You know, we got some stuff maybe in the works there.
Let's not, you know.
Okay, tape measures.
It would be one idea.
Well, like any more ideas you have, we certainly are listening at the moment,
as this has certainly already been planned and put together before,
tomorrow, so let's just make sure that's all understood.
How many folding tables tall are they?
There you go. There's another one.
That's pretty good, Judge.
Herbie, you're listening?
Herby, we need you to get four to five folding tables
and measure this shit out before you go live tomorrow.
What do you think?
You think it's four to five folding tables tall?
In my head, I saw four of those together.
Are you measuring?
Standard five foot folding table?
Yeah, standard.
I think that's an accurate guess.
Yeah, I think that's an accurate guess.
I think four to five of them, maybe four and a half of them.
I mean, we're going to find out.
I assume we're going to find out.
I just automatically think back to ECW whenever they were just stacking those tables on top of each other.
Just try to eyeball.
Maybe it's only three, though.
The baby.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you going, like, table on top of table?
Are you going long way tall?
I was going long way tall.
No, I'm going to table on top of table because somebody's...
Okay, I think it's more than that.
I think it's more than that.
Because Herbie's doing an elbow drop through all of them.
You think the big one is more than mom and dad more than that?
Yeah, I think if you're going just stacking tables on top of table,
I'm going to go with six to seven.
Okay, for the big one.
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot.
There we go, bring it all back.
Is that the chest or the top?
The top, I need, you gotta go to the top of the horn.
Okay, so for me, I was going to the bottom of chest,
just so.
Okay, sure, sir.
Why would you do that?
Because that's where it is.
That's where it technically starts, personally in my head.
You know what I mean?
But you want to go to the, how tall this.
Yeah, it was the top.
Pete.
Yeah, it's top.
So I'd say six, I think.
Okay.
So therefore, I think two of the top of the top of the top.
Two of those things are going to be to bison.
So you start doing some deductive reasoning from my numbers.
I got two tables on top of each other for how big the big one is.
I think that would be a good size.
Yeah, no, I agree.
They better not a lot of stuff.
A lot of thinking here.
We'll see.
I know that's not your thing, but you did a great job not thinking and calling a game with Nancy's weekend.
Excited to see you guys go throughout the rest of the season for however long that is.
I don't think anybody has an answer on that unless you do.
I don't.
I know that I have the next two for sure.
I've got Patriot Steelers this weekend, and then I'm off to Brazil.
Oh, what?
Portuguese.
You should have to learn some Portuguese down there.
Okay.
I do.
I do.
Copacabana.
Okay.
Christ the Redeemer.
See what's going on.
A little Pele.
A little Vinnie Jr.
Everybody down there.
Wow.
Rinaldo.
Namor?
Yeah.
Ronaldino.
Bruno Fernage.
Oh, Bruno Fernage.
She's some recruiting?
Yeah.
Some good food.
Wanderly Silva.
Hey, don't go to the gas stations, right?
You know what, Ryan?
Yeah, Lockney.
Well, that was horse shit.
Don't be like Lockedie at the gas station whenever he was over there.
Because I do think that was kind of on us.
It was.
Even though the original reports was Brazil, terrible place.
And then their story comes out.
It's like, boom.
Ryan was like, yeah, yeah, don't do it.
Yeah, he was like, please don't talk about this kind of on me.
So I think you should have a blast down there.
Would you like you go live from now there?
We'd like to have a president.
Bolling tables with me?
Yes, please.
We'd love you to do that.
Okay, let's get to the game you're calling this weekend.
Go ahead, Con, man.
Yeah, Jage, how do you feel about Steelers, Pat's?
Steelers win, huge win against the Falcons at home, cover the spread.
Patriots kind of, you know, got off to a good start against the Seattle Seahawks
and got suffocated by Mike McDonald.
What are you thinking for that game?
How you see it going and what is kind of your expectation going into Gillette on Sunday?
Yeah, I mean, obviously, currently the big story is A.J. Brown being out,
that's going to change what the Patriots offense looks like and how they operate.
Maybe they get Trayvion Henderson back, which can help open up the run game, open up that play action game and get the ball down the field more.
But we all saw what happened at the end of that game with the three interceptions.
And that's certainly not how they wanted to start the season.
Now, as a player, I sit there and I think, okay, they had a long time off since that, about 11 days.
That can be a good thing in one way where you get to look at the tape.
You get to what went wrong, how can we fix it?
But I'm a personal guy where I want to get back out there as quickly as humanly possible to try and,
get that bad taste out of my mouth. So that's a long time to sit with that game.
Steelers on the other side, offense, you know, they didn't run the ball that great. They did try
to move the ball down the field much more than they did in the past. Weren't very successful
down the field, but at least it looked like a little bit of a concerted effort. I believe Aaron
Rogers had the most air yards of his time as a Steelers. So they are trying to do that.
And then their defense, they kept it extremely simple. I don't think they ran a single,
snap of man coverage. They only ran two blitzes the entire day. But you had T.J. with two sacks and a
pick six. You have Alex Highsmith with two sacks. Cam Hayward had three batted balls. When you're
able to rush four and just play coverage behind it and still get to the quarterback, that's dangerous.
I didn't watch every rep. Was T.J. on this side every time? Because I know they were trying to
think about moving them and dropping them back. What was he doing? No, I believe I saw the numbers this
morning. I think he played six times on the right side and he did get one sack off of the right
side. So they are making concerted effort, and he did move over there and find success.
He was kind of hesitant, right, because he felt like he was maybe wasting reps. Like, hey,
I'm over here while we wasting any snaps over there. I've already proven I can do good.
That was a real hesitancy, right, out of him? Yeah. And then another thing that they did was
they limited the number of snaps. So he played the least amount of snaps by far in his career.
I think it was only 38 snaps. They rotated all those guys, Herbig, Highsmith, Jack Sawyer, TJ,
and they rotated all of them, kept them all fresh,
and the production was there on only 38 snaps.
You got two sacks, three TFLs, a pick six.
I would say that that's a good thing for the coaching staff going forward
so that he doesn't continue asking for more snaps
because when you can point up to the tape and say,
look what you did with these minimal ones,
that'll make him buy in even more.
Listen, it turns out that whenever we just beat them down with other guys
and then you pop in there,
it's a little bit of a shock to the system of these offensive.
defense alignment to see T.J. Watt pop in there.
Hell of a start to his season,
new campaign under New D.C.
And obviously, a whole new era in Pittsburgh.
Now, talk about a new era.
Well, they kind of went backwards.
Kansas City Chiefs looked vastly different
than they looked in the last couple years.
And a lot of people were saying maybe it's because E.B.
got back there.
Travis Kelsey said on the New Heights podcast
that since day one of them working together with E.B. coming back,
that all they kept saying is
run through a mother
Can't say it.
Sucker.
He said mother suckas,
but with an F.
Oh, okay, got that.
So, and if you look at the, we put stars on it
across the bottom, when it runs across the bottom of scroll,
we put mother, M-O-T-H-E-R,
and then we put star F, star U,
star C, star K, star A.
Posh-R, because I do, I do believe
that is how Travis said it.
I don't know if that's all of Cleveland.
Good job because when we first started,
when I first started coming on this show with you guys,
there was the counter and the counter was the goal
was to be at zero.
And I do not think that counter has been close to zero
in a long time.
So impressive by you.
Thank you.
Getting back.
We raised a lot of money for that swear jar.
You remember that?
We were raising like good 50, 50,000, 100,000 for people there.
You know, we were trying to do our best.
We still let it fly.
You know, Matt Dogg Rousseau dropped one earlier,
and then he talks he didn't like,
swearing. That was certainly something.
Connor had a heavy dose of it early
this week. I'm trying to remember if it was Monday
or Tuesday, but there was a heavy,
heavy run of them. You got a case.
You had a case of the fuck? I don't recall.
It might have been when Dan O'Loski was on,
but I don't recall. I think it might have been.
I think it might have been. Or when AJ
was trying to shit on the
overreaction Monday. That's what it was.
That's what it was.
That was third hour. Whoa. Whoa.
Very warranted, by the way.
Yeah, that doesn't fire it up.
I mean, what he was doing was disrespectful to sports, I think.
Bush League.
And he knew that in real time.
And then he tried to change his tune.
And then he caught himself in a lie or two, you know.
Yeah, plastic.
AJ wants to be reasonable, you know, because he's so, he's such stay friends with Aaron.
And Aaron always comes on and goes, I know you guys have your overreaction Monday.
You know, he kind of puts it down.
AJ forgets he's been an active participant in that.
Oh, yeah.
Five, six, seven years.
Mm-hmm.
I don't like us doing this.
Okay. Okay, H.
And then he said, I canceled the Titans.
It's like that's, didn't you just do?
Remember that?
Oh, yeah.
And they say crowned a team.
I'll tell you what, I might crown the team after hearing what Travis had to say
with an A or an ER at the end of that thing.
Go ahead, D, Bud.
Yeah, I don't know if it's an overreaction coming out of week one
that Monday night matchup.
You know, we expect the two contenders out of the FC West Broncos,
Chiefs, we look, new look Chiefs for sure.
But Broncos side, are you more concerned about them,
more excited about the Chiefs?
The offense looked terrible.
Defense couldn't tackle.
So what's, I guess, your reaction from that game from both sides?
You hit the nail on the head.
My two biggest questions are the tackling of their defense,
which I think that is something that you get significantly better at
over the course of the season,
and especially when you have a display like that on week one.
The point of emphasis this week for that defense
is going to be so heavy on that.
They will be better.
The other question is the offense in Trump-Paeton
and the plate calling in Davis-Web and how,
long that goes. I mean, you saw the question asked at halftime. You saw Sean's answers. We'll see how
the second half goes. And, you know, when you've got one of the best play callers in the game,
who is not actually calling the plays, it's the question of how long does that go and how many
opportunities do you get. And I'm not a fan of making rash decisions or overreactions after week one,
but that question is going to come up, certainly, if the offense looks that way again.
So we'll see. The chief side, I mean, the way that they ran the ball and literally, oh,
almost had the point of saying, we are only going to run the ball on this first drive was a very
clear, concerted effort to set a tone. And Kenneth Walker is going to tote the rock quite a few times
this year it appears. Yeah, I think Kenneth Walker, obviously AFC offensive player of the week,
congrats to him. T.J. Watt, AFC defensive player of the week, congrats to him. Evan McPherson,
special teams, AFC player of the week. Quite a trio there as they celebrate week one success.
They just gave him the ball, what, first six snaps?
And then you go back to what Travis said on that New White's podcast, every single day we've been talking about running through people's faces.
It's like that is certainly a nice culture shift.
AQ, you said you love to hear that.
And that was kind of the Kansas City Chief's problem.
It felt like since BNemi had left?
I think the biggest knock on them over the last couple of years is the fact that they haven't had much of a running game.
They've tried to stay, you know, within 10 to 15 runs just to kind of keep the defense honest.
But they haven't had a power run game.
They haven't been big in the 100-yard plus.
running games and now all of a sudden you come out and you have 170 yards rushing with
Kenneth Walker you bring him over from Seattle he was fantastic and it wasn't all just the
offensive line a lot of that was him there was I mean think about the fourth down play where he
bouncing a lot of that was him he was supposed to hit that thing downhill they got stuffed kind of
he bounces it and turns it into a huge game I forget I think it was 62 of his 89 first half
rush yards came after contact it's like yeah that'll do it was 14 missed tackles
28 missed tackles is total right for the broncos defense and then you go to the offensive side there
You talk about Davis Webb calling plays.
Rap report came on yesterday.
It was like, Sean Payton understands that this could be a little bit,
and it might take a while for Davis Webb do his thing.
It was like, well, he did an interview with Ms. Lord halftime,
so you could ask me at the end of this half, you know,
because the plan could be, let's have patience, let's have patience, let's have patience.
But that's the second worst offensive performance for a Sean Payton team since like 2000, whatever.
I forget the forever.
It's like, how long does that, how long is that leash?
For Sean Payton in real time?
Because in theory, it's fun.
it's going to take them a little bit to get used to it.
But when you're staying on the sideline, just watching shit happen, it's like, I...
And this isn't a team that's trying to, you know, coming off of a rebuild or anything like that.
This is a team that possibly is in the Super Bowl if their quarterback doesn't get hurt last year.
So this is a team that has to take advantage of a window that they are in right now.
And if it looks the same way in week two as it did in week one, you know there's going to be some conversations to be had there.
Yeah, you think there'd be a little bit of heat.
You think there'd be a little bit of heat.
Let's go over to Seattle.
How did you like, first, sorry, how did you like Monday Night Football?
How was it?
I enjoyed it, man.
It was cool to be a part of, you know?
It was cool to be a part of just like Monday Night Football.
It's so ridiculous.
I mean, much like you and everybody else that are sports fans.
I grew up in an NFL town in Pittsburgh, like my house.
The tone of the house for a week was normally set by the Pittsburgh Steelers.
So, like, Cordell Stewart has a bad game.
Thanks, Slash.
We don't eat good for the next five days because Tim McAfee's pissed off.
and the entire town is pissed.
But then if we win, you know, life is good.
So being a part of Monday Night Football is just absurd.
Like it is just a crazy thing.
And I felt that while I was there.
Now, soon as Monday Night Countdown's over, get off the field, get up to a bus.
You know, so we miss a couple things there early.
Then we're allowed to come back down for the final 1.30, do the halftime show.
Get to hell out.
So I might buy a ticket to these next places so I could maybe like watch the game.
I think that'll be something.
But it was an honor to be a part of, if that makes sense.
And I feel you probably feel the exact same way with what you're doing with CBS.
Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, it's the greatest job you could ever have.
I always say, like, I'm sitting on the 50-yard line in the best seats in the entire house,
and they're the best games every single week.
Like, what more could you possibly want?
I get to talk to the best players on the team,
and I get to talk to the head coaches, the coordinators every single week.
I am living, and I get paid to do it.
Yeah.
Like, it is the coolest best thing of all time,
and I'm very fortunate.
thankful to be in it. I know you feel the same way. It's such a cool honor.
Yeah, it's a celebration of ball. And then the fact that I get to be a part of the biggest
college games on Saturday, just in the atmosphere there, is so cool just to experience all these
different places. Can't wait to be at Ole Miss this weekend.
That's going to be a little. You lose a lot of money this weekend. I think I saw it, yeah,
lost a little cash. Yeah. Good from like 70 yards. Yeah, he was unbelievable.
Kid from Indianapolis, so I like him. Connor! Bang! Yeah, one point two.
million there, $600,000 to building tomorrow, $600,000 to his pocket. And then at half time,
I'm sorry, third time out of the first quarter live during the game, Tito of Tito's vodka,
wanted to offer up a million dollar donation if he was able to do it again. Kid does it again.
So he raised like $1.1 million for building tomorrow, $500,000 for the Central Texas Food Banks.
And then he earned himself $600,000 on a day. Over $2 million coming off this kid's left foot.
But you're a bad guy. But you're a bad guy.
I'm the worst, Judge.
I've actually heard that.
There was a headline this morning.
How much was it? One week, that was what?
Well, that was like a million,
million two to charity, something like that?
No, more than that.
No, one-one.
Right?
600,000 and five.
No, one-six.
Yeah, one-six to charity.
I think if you're going to put it together.
Yeah, shout out Tito, by the way,
and Home Depot coming involved in playing the game.
Casual Saturday. No big deal.
But then Dan Lanting, too.
Oh, that $500,000 for Dan Langing to the,
Sam
Sam May Foundation for Cancer Research.
He added in another $50,000.
Now that's never going to get talked about again
because they lost Oklahoma State.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so Dan Lannning doesn't even want to be.
Game like seven tries, too.
Yeah, a lot of tries.
Well, he had no connection, so we couldn't really talk to him.
So that was kind of a bummer,
especially because how much AT&T has invested
in, you know, game day and everything like that.
That's AT&T connection to Dan Lannick.
And then you see when the connection drops a couple times.
That would be AT&T thing.
That was an ESPN game, though.
So that was...
True.
True.
So I think it was, you know...
You got Ole Miss LSU this week?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ooh, baby.
Yeah, this one's been brewing.
It's my first time down to Ole Miss.
And we're announcing the guest picker tomorrow.
I do believe on the show, it's a good one.
The guest picker, this is a...
Any hits?
No hints.
No hints at all, because I don't want to give...
I would like it to be a pretty massive surprise whenever it happens.
but this will be very well
I was going to say it'll be
people will be very surprised
I think so I think it'll be
I'd like to say very well received but
you never know there's always going to be a group
that you're going to be sweet
it's going to be a live tiger guys
it's going to be a live tiger
well I don't know if all miss will let a live tiger
in there but maybe there is a tiger
tie that'll be a clue that could be real
it could not be real yeah let's go
to the Super Bowl champions though shall we as we
continue to chit chat about NFL with the number one
color commentator for CBS for the foreseeable future, JJ Watt.
Super Bowl champions had a huge storyline take place, but it's so long ago,
everybody's kind of forgot about it.
Go ahead, AQ with the last question.
Yeah, JJ, the Seahawks lose, Sam Darnold early, Drew Locke comes in.
Now that he has a week to prepare as a defense, do you prepare differently when you
have a guy like Drew Locke who may not be a Carson Wentz as a full-time former starter,
a guy that's going to be a fill-in backup?
But do you prepare any differently when you have a guy like that?
A little bit, but you really can't because you'd be doing yourself a disservice.
I mean, the natural immediate feeling is to be like, okay, lean a little heavier on the run game to play action,
try and make it as quarterback friendly as possible, especially when you have a defense like Seattle has,
and they know that they can control the game that way so that you may not have to do as much and take as much on.
But, I mean, you watch that game, and he's making deep throws.
He's putting some in tight situations.
It's not like he's a guy who can't go.
go back there and do it.
So if you're not preparing like he can do every single thing that Sam Darnold does,
then you're doing yourself a disservice.
But do I think they're going to just completely unleash everything?
No, but you better be ready in case they do.
I like how Drew Locke stepped in there, Jage.
I don't know how many people have the mindset to be able to do that.
Now, granted, there's a lot of great backup quarterbacks throughout the history of this league
who I think get mocked and really cool because they're backup quarterbacks.
But backup quarterbacks mentally and physically have to be able to do so many things.
why there's normally a backup quarterback that'll travel or be around for a long time.
Have to give a great look. Have to be able to make every single throw.
Have to learn so many different offenses each week to make it look natural.
Have to be a good communicator. Have to be liked in a building.
Have to be liked by the quarterback. Have to do homework assignments for the starting quarterback.
And oh, yeah, you've been standing on the sideline for an hour and a half, two hours.
You've had no reps with the first team. You have no idea it's supposed to happen.
Now you're in there, figure it out.
And it's like the mentality that that takes is a special one.
and Drew Locke, I think we've seen it since the beginning.
Maybe perfect timing for him to be their backup quarterback up there in Seattle,
Jage.
Yeah, and let me tell you what makes that guy's job a whole lot easier
when he steps in off the bench cold.
Jackson Smith and Jigba, Cooper Cup, like this offense.
You go out there and you've been throwing the second team or the scout team all week,
and then all of a sudden you step out of the game field
and you pass the JSN for five yards and it boom to the ends.
Like, oh, oh, that's pretty nice.
I like that.
So I should just give the ball to that guy, and we're going to be just fine.
So it certainly helps to be able to step into a beautiful situation like that.
John Schneider has built a good one up here, hasn't he?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he's built a good one.
And now we do know he likes to have a good time.
Oh, yeah.
So he likes to have good things happen so he can have a good time.
But this McDonald guy, he might go down, you know, later in life as one of the ones.
Wins the Super Bowl so early so he's already legit, right?
I mean, resume is already legitimized.
Super Bowl winning head coach.
And it feels like he's only getting started out there.
They go for sale.
I think new owner, having Schneider and McDonald
in there is a huge piece of the value.
Do you agree with that or no?
Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, you're coming off of a Super Bowl.
You just won one.
You've got a young coach who's a brilliant mind in the game.
You've got a GM who's built two Super Bowl winning rosters,
who's proven to be able to do it time and time again.
Yeah, I would say being able to secure those two guys in a league
where a head coach is almost as valuable as the starting quarterback
if you got the right one, like, very, very worth it.
Good for the Seattle Seahawks.
You know, other teams have to be wondering how much they're worth.
You know, they start looking at these sales.
How much did they go for?
How much did they go for?
Wait a minute.
What is the time?
Is the time now we shall see new ownership.
Are you start, that's actually,
I saw this the other day with Sean McVeigh,
where somebody was asking, I think it was less need.
How many first round picks would it take to give Sean McVeigh?
at what point are we talking about some of these head coaches in like the, hey, starting quarterback money is 70 million and the top head coach is making 20.
Like at some point, is there a like, that number is going to double quickly?
And because they're also not within, you know, the same constraints.
So we thought that Denver would do it, right, because they basically are, they're the wealthiest family.
The Walmart family is obviously the most amount of money in the NFL ownership group.
and Sean Payton, whenever he was up looking at places, he's looking to Arizona Cardinals.
We assumed no way Cardinals' ownership is able to do the same as Denver.
From the beginning what we thought was going to happen ended up happening with him going to Denver.
And they did talk about what they were able to offer to all the coaches.
Vance is still there.
I mean, people have been wanting Vance for a long time.
He's defensive coordinator.
I think he's making a ridiculous amount of money.
I think that is a weapon that ownership groups who have deep pockets certainly have over the others because there is no cap.
But to your point, do we know exactly?
what these guys are making and what their incentives are? I don't know. I mean, we don't know exactly.
No. I mean, I know that the rumored top coaches are somewhere in the 20 to maybe 25 range.
That's just rumors and what the numbers on the internet say. But come on, like, like, if you, if they hit a real free agency, like, what are you, what are you offering up for a Sean McVeer or Mike McDonald or Kyle Shanahan?
Or Shane Steichen, you know.
Well, you don't have to do that.
Well, I just don't know. I just don't know. We like Shane. We would like Shane to be here forever.
But Shane Steichen and Mike McDonald are not going for the same asking price.
Well, Sean McVeigh was also added in.
Bingo. You add him to the Mike McDonald area. Okay.
Shane Stikin ain't going for four first-round picks.
Highest-paid NFL coaches, says Sportico. Andy Reid, 20, Harbaugh, 20.
Sean Payton, 20, McVe, 19. And a lot of these guys could potentially have in their contracts,
when a new deal is done, I am definitely within the top five.
So you see the four-four there, McVeigh and Shanahan,
that's probably a top-five money no matter what happens to the new deals for anybody else.
Those types of things do happen.
Top money, no matter what happens with anybody else.
Coaches are able to work like that.
Once again, coaches have no salary cap either.
So to JJ's point, if you want to pluck somebody and give more money than anybody else,
you can certainly do that if you have a deep-pocketed owner.
Now, you know who should be making more money?
Somebody do it for Tomlin next year?
Somebody do that for Mike Tomlin?
Maybe. He's great on TV thus far. I hope he doesn't leave, but maybe.
Yeah.
Mike Dermit.
Mike Tom has a lot of wins.
McDermott.
McDermott's done a great job here, basically explaining who he is, what he wants to become,
what he was with Buffalo. Didn't woe is me?
No. No, not at all.
Which we appreciate. We appreciate him not woeing is me at all because obviously he had a lot
of success up there. Firing him did seem like, wow, who are you going to get on the other side?
Then they got to shave Joe Brady out there.
He's kind of living his best life. You know who deserves more money, though, Jage?
Guy Schmidt.
Certainly.
I mean, I like a little negotiation here.
Thank you.
You're a very good lad.
How about Tyler Owens, Jage?
Yes, man.
Let's give him all of the money.
We saw your tweet, obviously, 5.7 million.
I would cut off an appendage for this guy to be one of my gunners.
What did you see, Jage?
So when I first saw this, I was on the plane on the way home from Minnesota.
And somebody sent me this clip, and they were like, just watch this clip.
And so I'm watching the clip at the beginning wondering,
Like, is this guy going to get pancakes on a double team?
Is he going to get driven into the water coolers?
So I watch a clip and he beats it off the line a little bit first.
Oh, wow, he splits the double team.
That's nice.
Then he's stiff arms one straight down to the ground with the opposite hand.
Holy cow, incredible.
Stiff arms the other with the other hand.
I'm like, dude, two stiff arms in one play, no way.
And I look back and I'm like, there's no way he's going to actually make this tackle, right?
Not only is he make the tackle, it is a pile, like picture perfect.
I was not kidding.
I was not using hyperbole.
I was not exaggerating.
That is truthfully one of the greatest start-to-finish NFL plays that I have personally ever seen.
That is as teach tape as it gets, one down, two-down, make-the-tackle, effort, intensity.
If you're a coach and you did not show your team that clip this week, you're insane.
That's right.
That's JJ Walt.
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It's not just me, no.
The talks table is here back looking regular at Boston Connor and at Ty Schmidt.
Conman, not a bad first hour there of the program.
I feel like we should gas ourselves up a little bit.
Yeah, I know about it.
JJ, well, it's always awesome.
While Wednesday's fantastic, and we were just talking about it, too, the sit red from D.
But first of all, letting me know Lioness has a new season out.
That's great, but also just learning more so about the teams and the, you know, Bears
versus Panthers. That was kind of the game of the week, so seeing more of that is great.
It's always nice to tell Dan Orlovsky like, hey, shut up.
Well, it wasn't just us saying it.
Chris Bad Dog Russo was also here.
Dan Orlovsky responded to the tweet from Chris Mad Dogg, he said, feels like there are some compliments in there from Mad Dog.
Did you hear any of that from Mad Dog?
Did you got a chance to listen back because you obviously weren't in here at the time?
No, he basically said that Dan Orlovsky existed, you know.
What did that sound like? Do you remember what it sounded like coming out of Mad Dog's voice?
Yeah, I think he initially said.
He said, you know, Dano Olavski was a good quarterback.
I shouldn't say he was a good quarterback.
He was a quarterback.
He did backbattle a little bit.
He looked like a DB almost.
Almost.
So, you know, just saying that he was a quarterback,
I don't know if that's a compliment.
And then he also called him a cheapskate, too, which I know Dano doesn't necessarily love.
Yeah, here's response to it all.
I actually think there's a compliment or two in here.
It's like, nope, you're wrong.
I don't think there was.
But we do love Dano.
Yeah, absolutely.
Dano is Dano, always will be Dano, and we got to understand that, and that's why we love
Dano.
How about him with his notebook?
It said week one at the front of that.
So he's going to toss that out, and he's going to week two.
That notebook would be full by week three, maybe.
Five five subject?
I think he's, I think it's one per.
One per week?
It said week one across the front of it, as if he was quarterback for an actual game coming up,
just taking all his notes.
He was flipping through.
He flipped, what, eight, ten pages that one time?
every one of them had something on.
Brian's the tape?
Yeah, he certainly does.
Not all of them, obviously.
Let's skip a couple games.
Yeah, I wasn't able to watch.
Sorry, I didn't see the Titans.
Sorry, I'm not looking at that one.
I don't know what to tell you guys.
I saw some low lights, I guess.
They're not good.
I'll get to that by the end of the week.
He's never watching.
No.
No way.
He is never watching.
And why would you?
He might not see the Tennessee Titans one time this year.
Let's go to nine-year NFL vet,
Verius J. Butler.
You know, we did the shite division yesterday.
Yep.
That got actually pretty good response, pretty glowing reviews.
Okay.
Might have to continue that thing.
Any of these teams in here you see prone to make a run out of it, for instance,
maybe the Indianapolis Colts this weekend gets Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday night football.
Week two in Arrowhead.
There's a chance you know that the Chiefs maybe fall back after what they just did.
Kenneth Walker runs wild.
Obviously, Derek Henry did that this past weekend.
Actually kind of impressed and pumped that no Baltimore Raven won the AFC offensive player of the week.
Because three of them could have.
Yeah.
Lamar could have Derek Henry and Zay Flowers could have.
Are we able to make a big jump week one to week two?
Not just the Colts.
Let's talk about the entire shite division or all these teams.
Are these teams going to make a big jump between week one and week two?
That's always like the cliche thing that is set out.
Yeah, looking at this shite division for me,
you look at teams that you expect to make a run.
I would start from the bottom going up.
You obviously expect the Los Angeles Rams to get their shit together.
Maybe they were just the sleepy Rams.
Maybe it was a terrible playing.
A little snoozy.
24 hours before the game down.
in Australia.
What do Rammies dream of when they take a little Rami snoo?
Oh, wait, are those the uniforms are wearing on Monday?
Oh, no chance.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What those uniforms they were wearing when you were at that Chiefs Rams blowout or shootout.
And Monday Night Football game way back?
Did they look exactly like this?
I don't know, but they didn't have Stafford, I, QB.
That is a dirty graphics, so we would assume that dirty would have it accurate.
and I don't think we need to be saying Savannah bananas with the Los Angeles
Rings.
I don't know.
Because yes, they are a spectacle and they are a show.
But the Savannah bananas wouldn't have gone down to Australia and laid an egg.
They would not have done that.
Jesse Cole is not going to have the Savannah bananas down under, not having their best game.
But there is a chance that they grossly miscalculated the travel.
And they just did not show up.
Miles Garrett potentially on a bum knee, wasn't able to be an impact.
He goes on IR with surgery.
But the Los Angeles Rams, we assume, now granted,
The Giants are a ground and pound football team.
Dallas Cowboys had two drives in the second half,
scored on both of them.
Didn't matter because the Giants just kept the ball away from them.
I guess there's a chance the Rams could come back to life,
but there also is a chance the Giants are for real, D.
Yeah, they look like a very good football team,
a physical football team.
Mike Tomlin spoke after the game,
and he said, I've been watching that team or that game plan,
that game script for 20 years with John Harbaugh,
and that's what everybody expected him to build.
Jackson Dart, I thought, looked great.
Now, kind of like same thing Dan was saying,
a lot of his great was the Cowboys defense also looking absolute shite.
But I thought he looked very good.
I thought he looked very comfortable.
I thought Nagy did a great job with him.
Week 1, Greg Roman designing the run game.
Obviously, they're going to be a physical bunch of Patrick Ricard and big scat back there.
So if Jackson Dark can stay upright and continue going through his reeds and being comfortable
in making those throws, I think they can be great, especially with the defense on the flip
side, the pressure that they put on on their front.
They're going to help those guys on the back end continue to get better.
So that should be a good game, but I do expect the Rams to bounce back.
Obviously, you have a great coach of Sean McVeyer.
You got a reigning MVP with Matt Stafford.
And we may see 99 back on the field for the first time and a long time for that defense,
which will give them a joke of energy.
So I expect the Rams back, a coach as well.
Now, the Titans and the Browns, you know.
A lot of people are putting the coach just right in there with the Titans.
No, I won't do that.
I won't do that.
Out of Arrowhead?
No, but I'm saying people are saying that.
Like, not us because we're here in Indianapolis.
And I'm a season ticket holder.
but being that, we did get to watch them.
There's a lot of people saying
they're a little bit worried about the entire culture
of maybe the Indianapolis Colts
and not being able to get back on the horse.
What's concerning?
You do get embarrassed.
Yeah.
That was kind of an embarrassing loss.
A lot of veteran guys on that team.
A lot of very good football players on that team.
I assume they will bounce back.
Having to go to Arrowhead with this brand new mentality
that they had a few years back is a tough task.
We have played the Chiefs well, though.
Every time we match, regardless of what their records,
even when they were on there, that dynastic run, we've kind of always played this team well.
And I think, you know, Patrick Mahomes, he's coming to this season with a huge chip on his shoulder, too.
I believe in Danny Dimes.
Me too, absolutely.
I believe in Danny Dimes.
He got unlucky early with that turn over.
Boom, kind of deflects, and then a pick happens.
And then defense can't get to stop for the life of them, you know, and he's got to sit there and just watch Lamar Jackson.
Saunter around.
Maestro.
Just sauntering around.
He's got his towel in the back.
Okay, I do like the towel in the back because it looks cool,
but him like using his towel in the back while he's walking around,
just like, just so awesome.
This is week one.
Okay, we're supposed to be learning some stuff.
Right up to the thing.
We got a motion with this guy.
Then I'm throwing the tight end out there.
Then the running back's going out the other side.
Hi, he, bye.
Zay Flowers touchdown.
It's like, wow.
You're not supposed to be this smooth.
this on time, this comfortable
week one with a brand new
offense like Declan Doyle has for him.
But I think Lamar's investment all
offseason, I think Lamar knew
what was possible with Declan Doyle. And I think
Lamar was excited for it. And I'd assume
Declan Doyle, hey, first time
play caller, guess what you got? Oh, you got a
Madden video game player is your quarterback.
This guy can throw the ball better at 99
throwing and then running, best
ever do it. So good luck out there.
And oh yeah, he is a
football IQ genius. Savant
he's going to be able to figure it out for you.
It's like, what a dream for Declan Doyle to come in,
and they executed as if the coach weren't even on the field.
Yeah, flawlessly.
And that's what, you know, that never gets,
he never gets the right amount of credit for that,
for what he does between the ears and his passing.
I think after this game, he became the all-time NFL leader
with passer rating at like 102.4, some shit like that.
But he's dealt with, he's learned under a bunch of different coordinators.
And he's won a MVP under Greg Roman system.
He won an MVP in the Todd Monkin system.
and now he's with Declan Doyle.
And it started great.
That was your biggest takeaway, Pat, was all the pre-snap, the motions, the shifts,
and all the things that you're doing, moving a defense,
especially a little anaeroma defense, who has a bunch of adjustments,
and they want to see things and have different things.
So once you move a guy or shift a guy, you got to change, you got to communicate.
And he was just in total control.
This is my first time really watching him.
You know, he's been in the league forever, but boots on the ground.
And we talked about it in this week, like, oh, should we get to watch Lamar?
We get this experience, and it was an experience.
okay, this guy's just better at football than everybody else.
Yeah, and it was obvious.
Yeah.
I mean, it was, like, very evident that that guy was the best football player that maybe has ever played on that.
No, Peyton, okay, let's not get crazy.
No, I don't know if.
Peyton obviously, goat, Rushmore.
Shout to Eli and Peyton last night, by the way, had some magical moments.
But just Lamar Jackson, just doing Lamar shit.
And then Zay doing Zay stuff.
And him on the sideline, no helmet, no gloves.
And you look up at stats, he's already had 150 yards.
like we got two quarters left.
This guy's not playing the whole half.
If we could have 300 yards and then you look at Derek Henry Hall of Famer,
oh yeah, he had a career day as well, ran himself in a record book.
He's like, wow, I guess we were lucky to be here, but it didn't feel like that in real time.
It felt like we were on a complete opposite end of that.
We still don't know what this Ravens team is going to be.
We don't know what any of these teams are going to be.
Hopefully the Colts are able to bounce back.
Well, yeah, and who knows, it's just week one, but I think if you are a Colts fan,
like I think there is a chance that the Ravens are going to do this to a lot of people.
We're probably not too far away.
Declan Doyle was the OC in Chicago next year.
Like that's the next thing is like the cup of coffee with Sean McVay,
like anyone who's taking a piss next to Ben Johnson or been involved with his offense at all
is going to get opportunities to be an offensive coordinator and then head coach,
et cetera, et cetera.
I mean, like, you know, pretty good performance for him to start.
And obviously, you know, when you have Lamar and Derek Henry and Zayflowers doing what they're doing,
like that certainly helps.
But I think there is a chance they do that to a lot of teams.
I hope.
You know, that's what Colts fans are certainly hoping.
And I would like to see this Colts thing get back to what they were.
Sunday Night Football in Kansas City, that is an incredible environment.
It felt like a college environment.
So I enjoy the hell out of that.
Can't wait to watch.
Joining us also every single week like he has for the past few years.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's go into trenches with a 12-year NFL Super Bowl champion center.
Ladies and gentlemen, Akewish Shickland.
Akew.
Akewish, each week, you know, we ask you, what's your big takeaway from the weekend that maybe hasn't been chatted about?
obviously you normally stay with the Fatsos, the big guys in the trenches.
For you, though, what was the takeaway week one with this offensive explosion
and potential full buy-in to the run game by a league-wide?
Obviously, a lot of points.
The run games were fantastic, but the biggest takeaway that I took away is
the big narrative over the years, and I've been very heavy on this,
is that rookie offensive linemen can't come in and play right away.
We had six rookie offensive linemen make impacts immediately.
Let's start with the Ravens in Venga, Yawani, the Penn State product.
Look who he's going against, Pat.
It's the Indianapolis Colton, DeForest Buckner, the $100 million man.
Let's watch him move DeForest out of the way.
Tork him outside.
Dirk?
I didn't see any twerking out of the ratings.
A little torque.
A little torque.
Oh, Torque.
Yeah, Pittsburgh accent.
You said torque.
I thought you were saying twerk like booty on him.
Because I didn't see him put any booty on him, but I did see him putting two hands.
Two hands and torque his ass out.
Torque.
So he torque his ass.
Torque his ass.
Tork his ass.
Oh, 54 gave him a little love too.
Yeah.
And by the way, the 54?
That's his first start.
So good things are coming for the Colts defense.
That's his first start ever in his NFL career.
We had a linebacker that had 42 snacks that didn't record a single stat.
So I was just trying to figure out which one he was on that particular one.
We need him to dive on a pile next week.
He was all over the field, though.
Yeah, but nowhere near the ball.
We need you near the ball.
Cardio.
Okay, who else, AQ?
Should we spotlight some of these young guys.
This guy's, he is track practice out there.
How do you do that in linebacker?
Joining us now, ladies of gentlemen,
as the linebacker that could be able to give us an answer
live from an Attica in Ohio as we continue these rookies playing
like vets from the offense line, takeaway with AQ Shibley.
Ladies of gentlemen, college football national champion,
Super Bowl champion, Radica Cup winner, A.J.
Hawkees-Gar.
Welcome, AJ. Great to see you.
You look fantastic.
Is this dude doing party?
Like, is he trying to run away?
You're right. You've got to get a JOP at some point.
You've got to get some kind of assist or anything.
Who knows how they even, they grade,
give you pressures for all kind of situations now, too.
So you would think at some point you get there.
Okay, well, hold on. Hold on now. According to who? PFF. We get it. The understanding. PFF is for sale. We don't know the current PFF and what they're going off of.
Just so you know, this was actually released. The T.J. Watt pick six was a negative play for T.J. Watt according to P.F.
That's no way.
No way. Yes, it is. Okay, so we won't talk about this. Even though I think it is easier to tell if somebody did anything in a game in 42 snaps as opposed to what their actual job was versus getting a pick six on a play and being an asshole and saying we're smarter than.
you are about football. That whole thing is a little bit different. But you have to try not to be
in the middle of something in line. Like, I was a punter kicker. If there was a pile near me, I'm
falling into it just in Jake. First of all, I don't want to get my knees hurt, but also maybe a
half tackle. Yeah, sure. Maybe I pick up a little half tackle. Aren't you guys taught that as like
kids at the linebacker position? And you guys normally have. 11 men to the ball. 11 guys at the
ball. Every single play. That's the goal. Well, it didn't happen. So we need to change that.
We need to change that.
But it could have also been because Lamar was actually just moving him with every single motion.
They did six motions.
It felt like before every single snap.
Our guys, we didn't know.
You should be able to run around 42 players that are blindfolded on and get running too fast.
Okay.
So this is like hitting water out of a boat.
Yes.
Okay.
At linebacker.
If he was safety corner, you know, just kind of dropping out of things,
linebacker's job is to be in the stuff.
Yeah.
I don't want to put your face in there.
They ran the ball a lot, too.
Yeah, they did.
For a lot of yards, too.
It's not like they threw it 70 times.
Like, they ran the ball a lot.
So we got a big jump from week one to week two.
But also, they had some great blocking.
We just saw.
AJ, welcome to the program.
We're in the middle of some rookies that are playing like vets.
This is a big AQ's takeaway from the fat boys.
Remember, there was a lot being said about the offensive lineman being like an epidemic.
These young guys can't block anymore.
AQ said vastly different things about this week one.
Absolutely.
Let's head up to New York.
The New York Giants.
one of their first round picks in Sissy Maui Noah, my favorite offensive lineman for the draft.
It's Cici Mariner.
Well, I call him, yeah, exactly.
You heard Baldanger yesterday.
They called him Mariner.
That's right.
But look at the hand placement.
Look at him run his feet and putting dudes on the ground, finishing on top.
That's a rookie offensive lineman getting his first start in primetime football, gets underneath the shade, gets his hand placement, runs his feet, buries him on top.
Okay, so we like the rookies getting a little dirty.
Why do you think they're having success as we move to the next rook that was playing like a vet?
I think as I go down this list, 44 college starts, 42 college starts.
The next guy we're going to talk about 54 college starts team captain.
Blake Miller, again, one of my favorite linemen in the draft.
Gets his first start at right tackle.
Watch him pull around.
Look at that big moose.
Hall around the corner, kick him out, and get a big run from Gibbs.
Okay, so you're saying a lot of football being played.
Also, maybe a little bit more maturity because they're sticking around longer.
NIL has obviously done some things to the college game, the college experience.
We've seen a lot of quarterbacks with a lot of reps do well whenever they
get in. Sounds like what you're saying, even though there has been a lack of development at the
offensive line position over like the last 10 years, maybe that's changing slowly as opportunities being
seen. Well, I think as the run game started to increase in the NFL a couple years ago that we saw
the yards per carry start to go up, all of that stuff. It started to creep back into the college game.
You started to see a lot more running game centric offenses. And I think when you look at that,
five years ago, let's say, these guys were never in a three-point stance. All they were
to do is run the RPO scheme. I think we've gotten a little bit away from that. We've gotten
more into the run game and more of a traditional offense that you see in the NFL. There is still
that RPO element, but they are having to put their hand in the dirt and run. So it's almost like
the best version. We got an RPO. Jason Kelsey was so good, right, because he could pull and move
100% as a senator. But that's what he was. He could also get physical. It's almost like the RPO
with the evolution of the run game. Good plan. We're potentially creating hybrids right now at the
offensive line position. Is that what you're potentially seeing here early? 100%. And it
matches up with the quarterbacks for starting to see.
You're starting to see Jackson being able to move and run and get outside the pocket.
More like Lamar Jackson.
Obviously, it comes from the Baltimore world.
But that's the new quarterback.
Caleb Williams, you can't just have these statues anymore.
Everybody has to be able to move, even if it's just a little bit.
You've got to be able to escape and get out.
You know, a lot of people call this younger generation soft, you know, from our generation.
I think maybe there was a generation that was softer.
Then I think there's that next group.
Sure.
They might be, we might have some real.
Couple junkyard out.
This generation that is kind of coming through right now
feels like there's even a group of them that like hate phones.
They're like an actual throwback group, I think,
because they saw what happened to the older group of them.
And I think the offensive line position is a good indicator
on where we are as a society.
I think there's a chance that we can talk about that,
especially if it's taking place.
How many rookies did you say we're playing like vets?
Six offensive linemen.
We had the Texans, we got the Jaguars,
we got the Chiefs move before.
Keelan Rutledge.
One of my favorite linemen in this draft reminds me of Ryan Jensen,
Ed Oliver, buries him.
then you get the Jaguars, Emmanuel Pregnon, right?
He's a big monster.
Third round pick, fell to the third.
Not sure why.
Look at him moving people.
Just moving people off the ball.
And then we all heard about Khalil Benson from the Chiefs, right?
This is a tryout player going out against Benito,
locking him up, giving Patrick Mahomes a great pocket to throw from.
Khalil Benson thing, last question from me.
And Baldy gave us an answer yesterday about how, you know,
there's a lot of headlines with that Indiana team.
People can't actually slip through the cracks.
I think he had an injured foot, too.
I saw some people online saying he had an injured foot.
He wasn't putting maybe the best film out there.
Nonetheless, he's 6-6-3-30 can play right tackle, right guard,
and now he's starting a left tackle.
How does he fall through the tracks and become a trial player?
Well, you don't want to get me going on the people upstairs
and what metrics they look at, obviously.
But this guy at 49 college starts on a national championship team.
You think he can play football?
Watch the tape.
Yeah, why does that happen, though, actually?
Well, because...
I know you had short arms.
So that's one metric.
Another one is, oh, well, he's a little stiff,
so we don't know if he can do it.
or, oh, he can't pull and get out in space.
So he doesn't fit this system.
There's always one little thing.
But at the end of the day, what I always say,
turn on the tape, can you play football?
You can't sit there and just pick apart guys.
At the end of the day, if you look at the film
and their football's pretty good,
they're probably going to be pretty good at no matter what level you put them at.
8, 9 o'clock, right?
10 p.m. at night.
That's the end of the day.
Yep.
You sit down, you watch the film.
And you know what I do?
What's that?
I stew over all of those people.
Oh, yeah, me too.
That said, oh, his arms are a little short.
or oh, he can't run a little faster.
Or he's an inch too short.
Willie Lampkin, we've all talked about it,
my 5-10, 5-11 offense line.
He might get a start this week.
Wow.
That's what he does.
He stooes over it, goes and grabs the Jurgens.
Yep, that's right.
Just absolutely pummles.
Yep.
You know, and then moves on to the next day.
You were talking about Joe Brady and lotion.
I was thinking of, yeah, yeah, you can get it.
Yeah, you're thinking, yeah, he needs a little slickness down there.
Yeah.
Rubbing that thing raw.
Stunt.
That's the next generation, boys.
Congratulations.
Guys.
Congrats, boys.
We appreciate what you're doing for ball.
Joining us now, ladies and gentlemen,
is a man who we also appreciate
for what he's doing for ball.
Teammate of mine on Monday Night Countdown,
Super Bowl champion, ladies and gentlemen,
his brother's on football night in America.
He's on Monday Night Countdown.
I'd say job well done.
Long NFL careers for both of them.
Ladies of gentlemen, Jason McCourt.
Yay.
What's up?
Fellas, what's happening?
Hey, I'm still trying to figure out
what you meant by,
I, just by looking at me,
would be a sweater.
And you said,
I nodded. Can you just clarify a little bit more?
Because I don't think I got a full answer there on a night countdown.
All I was saying is some of us are a little bit more cooler than others.
Like there's just a naturalness for me that we're out in the sun is blazing.
There's nothing you can do about it.
You guys all had a towel and I'm just chilling.
Like there's just something about that.
I don't know how you phrase it.
I don't know what is the word for it exactly.
But I phrase it as I'm just always cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Okay, respect.
Well said.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
I was just, well, said.
You're always like, hey, you got a hoodie on.
You're out here just hot.
It's flat.
You know, different.
Talk to him, D.
It's different.
What are you guys talking about?
Who's talking to who?
And who's them?
What do you mean by that?
Because you guys are very athletic?
You said, talk to the, yeah, what are we talking about?
Athletic build, AJ, athletic build.
Oh.
Oh, man.
Thinskin.
I still don't know if I got an answer.
But it still don't.
But I think I know what you guys are saying.
I think I understand what you guys are saying.
I swear a lot.
I'm a sweater.
Oh, me too.
Hey, Hugh sweats a lot too, right?
Yeah, oh yeah, big time.
How about you guys?
You guys sweat a lot?
Yeah.
Wow, that's crazy.
Let's go to the back.
Foxy, Bruce.
My armpits are sweating right now.
Yeah.
Dirty.
Dirty.
Dirty.
Dirty.
All right, let's move along.
I thought that's what you meant.
I'm happy we got there.
Okay, good.
That would have been an interesting start
to our Monday night countdown year.
Very.
Sorry.
You're awesome on there, dude.
I think you need to know that.
Obviously, you've been on our show a couple times before.
we're all big fans.
Listening to you, break down tape and do your thing,
and also interact with everybody was cool.
I can't wait to do the season with you.
Now, on that note, let's go back to Monday Night Football.
Chiefs, Broncos, what the Chiefs did.
And I don't know if you heard,
but Trav told Jason Kelsey also awesome to be a part of
in a Monday Night Countdown in the New Heights podcast.
Since Eric Bienemy's been back,
they've been talking about running through people's faces
every single day, every single day, every single day.
They set that tone early,
and obviously Kenneth Walker feels like the perfect pickup.
Are you all the way in on the Chiefs?
or do you think maybe had their best night first night,
and we shall see how it goes?
There's just no way you can watch that game Monday night
and not be all in on the Chiefs.
And the reason I'm saying that is Patrick Mahomes
wasn't even close to what he's going to be like midway through the season
and even at the very end of the season.
I was saying to somebody,
we're sitting in that trailer throughout the course of the first half
and we're watching the game.
Mahomes only threw four passes that went beyond 10 yards.
In the entire game,
only four attempts. None of them were completions, and they dominated the Broncos.
So they were doing this running the football down their throats without an explosive pass
game, nothing to back the defense up. And they still were doing this.
It was disappointed just to watch how bad the Broncos tackled.
But in order to do that, it was how well Kenneth Walker was running.
The amount of guys that he made miss in a phone booth and kept his feet going was very impressive,
man. Just where they're at,
Mahomes coming back. We were there when he
ran out of the tunnel. It was unbelievable
the way their crowd erupted, and to see him
running for a touchdown and just having
15 back on the field, there's no way
you can bet against the Chiefs right now. Yeah, and Kenneth
Walker, whenever he came out of the tunnel, well, that was a cool
little welcome to Kansas City moment for him,
I would assume, and he certainly paid them back
as their bell cow. Now, it wasn't
just the Chiefs that were running the Rock all over the place.
It felt like there was a lot of 13 personnel, a lot of run,
and Jay Mack, as we all know in the football world,
when he can run the ball well,
what does that do to those linebackers?
What does that do?
That sucks them up, Jay.
Yeah, it gets them sucked up, you know,
because they just can't wait to get down in there.
You know, they're getting sucked up.
Now, on that note, Connor has a question for you.
Yeah, Jason, it feels like across the board,
like Pat just mentioned,
offenses were just ahead of defenses,
and it feels like we're not accustomed to that early on in the season.
Do you see defenses catching up?
Do you think it's one of those things where over the next few weeks,
maybe by like week six, week seven,
there's a chance that defenses kind of lock it down
and figure out some of these teams?
Or do you think running the football in with how good quarterbacks are now,
this might just be an offensive year,
and there's a chance that defenses are going to be in for a long day
with some of these teams?
We damn sure better catch up from a defensive standpoint.
I mean, the greatest Super Bowl of all time was a 13-3 game
that happened a few years ago.
Like, that's exciting football.
when you can see the chess match going on between the offensive coordinator and the defensive coordinator.
It was an embarrassment the way defenses played in week one.
And it wasn't just bad defenses.
Houston played bad.
Denver played bad.
The Rams struggled in Australia.
So they have to bounce back.
The only excuse I'm going to give is maybe there was so many new, I think it was 21 new offensive play callers in the NFL this year.
So I'll give an excuse for week one.
For us guys on defense, like we need to prepare.
need all the information we possibly can gather. For these now new offensive coordinator,
a lot of first-time play callers, you don't really know. You're chasing ghosts all-off
season. So week one, that was the reason they had the upper hand. And then on top of that,
like, we don't play in the preseason on defense. So we're not really tackling as well as we're
going to get as the weeks go on. So, man, defenses have to catch up. I can't keep watching
football where there's 60 points in the game and guys are just doing dances in the end zone.
Yeah, not only just dances in the end zone, 28 mistackles for the Broncos, mistackles across the board.
And Hembo stat says 166 plays were ran with three tight ends on the field in week one.
That's the most in any week in recorded history.
So when you talk about big athletic bodies trying to move, maybe a little bit smaller bodies on defensive side,
is the offense, once again, regaining an advantage over the size of human beings on either side of the ball?
We shall see.
If the defense does catch up, though, that 13 to 3 game, I think, is.
going to be much more common than what we saw this past weekend.
I ain't trying to see that shit.
That's what's about to happen.
I have points.
Yeah, me either.
To hell with that, Jay, Matt.
They got 13 personnel.
I mean, that's going to be a lot of, I mean, explosive runs could happen,
but we're expecting the defense to start tackling by the right?
I wonder if that doesn't even count all the 6-0 lineman stuff, right?
I don't know if that's even included in that 13 personnel.
Jets had five tight ends on the field for one of their plays.
Hey, Frank Reich, kind of in his.
is back, actually. Go ahead, Ty.
Yeah, Jason, I think it was maybe on
Get Up this morning where you said like, hey, this isn't a
fluke. Like the Jets might be
for real this year. I think you think that they've
improved quite a bit.
What is it about that game?
Because obviously a lot of people are saying that the Titans
might be hammered dog shit and that could be
a big reason. But
what did you notice from the Jets tape
and also the changes that maybe
Aaron Glenn has had since
being a first year head coach last year?
Well, first of all, leave my Titans
alone.
That's a bad outing, but don't refer to us like that.
We're going to get better.
It's a work in progress.
What I like from the Jess was when you start to build in the offseason and you're
starting to form an identity, what does it look like week one?
And to me, they ran the football to Breece Hall, to Braylon Allen.
They continued to do that.
Gino Smith made a few big plays down the field.
The rest of it was checkdowns and they played good defense.
They went out and they brought over veterans.
The first play of the game, the Titans run the ball,
and DeMario Davis is flying downhill, smack somebody, and gets up screaming.
To me, that's who the Jets want to be this year.
And albeit the Titans, the Titans struggled, the Titans,
the first kickoff of the game, the Titans kicked a damn ball out of bounds.
That's how I didn't know that.
Hold on, Jay.
I didn't know that.
It's worse than we thought.
That's worse than we could have imagined.
Specialist.
What are we doing?
Holy shit.
No, no, let's not blame the Titans as a whole.
Let's not play.
claim the kickers.
You think Bones told him to kick the ball out of bounds?
I think Sala maybe didn't do enough motivating of that guy.
I'll tell you that, 53 and a third yard wide.
That's hard to miss.
Now, granted, I have kicked one out of bounds before.
We all have obviously hit a fat.
Can't be hitting the opening kickoff of the season out of back.
Out of bounds.
Stand all by yourself.
That's how you start.
That might be crazy.
When we don't know about them?
10 guys on the field during a touchdown, two guys running off the field as the Jets are running in the end zone.
Good start.
I like the idea, though.
Yeah, he's trying to do the tornado hurricane ball
that lands in the landing zone.
Instead, 15, they're still,
they haven't started this season yet.
There's still 15 minutes on that clock right there.
They've already attempted, they already have a penalty.
That's not good.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, we are going to talk about your Titans away.
Colts aren't any better.
I will say, we paid a lot more money,
and we have a lot more continuity,
and we look just as-as.
But the Titans looked a lot worse
than I think any of us thought it was going to look.
Now, a team that looked a lot better than I think a lot of us thought,
but their fan-based thought was certainly going to take place.
Go ahead.
Absolutely.
We're not talking about the O and two Rutgers football team.
Good luck this weekend.
Oh, geez.
Definitely not talk about those guys.
But the New York football Giants, you're just talking about the Jets.
Obviously, a brand new operation with the Giants offensively.
Jackson Dart looked great.
Dallas looked terrible.
Even defensively, the Giants look good as well.
What's your thoughts on Jackson Dart and this New York Giants?
man you get excited about them me and my guy Peter Schrager we were at training camp this summer
and we sat down with Pat Ricard after practice and pat ricard said we said why did you come
why did you come being New York giant what was it about John Harbaugh he said harbaugh called him
and said I'm trying to build a bully in the NFC East that was bully ball on Sunday night
they punked the cowboys and this was a Cowboys team that all we talked about was new coordinator
Christian Parker all the new guys that they added Caleb Downs is going to be
rookie of the year and all of these other things, and they just ran the ball right at them.
To me, watching that game, what was fascinating offensively for them, they started the season.
I was like, what is this offense going to look like?
They have Matt Nagy, who was the offensive coordinator with the Kansas City Chiefs, Greg
Roman, who was the offensive coordinator a year ago with the Chargers, Brian Callahan,
who was the head coach with the Titans and called the plays.
You have all three of these guys on one staff, like, how the hell is this offense going
to come together?
And Sunday night, it looked awesome.
Jackson Dart, throwing the ball from.
from the pocket over the middle, making those throws,
but also getting in the gun, running the football,
getting out of bounds, not taking a big hit.
It was creative, but it also was just directly at you.
Isaiah likely looked like he could be the best tight-in in the NFL
just if he plays the Cowboys every week.
Likely, John Harbaugh, allegedly one of his first calls was to Isaiah likely
whenever he went up to the New York Giants said we need this guy,
we're going to operate and use him in the same way
that any other weapon at the tight-end position is utilized.
you are by far our number one as opposed to Mark Andrews,
Zay Flowers, Derek Henry, Lamar Jackson.
You have an opportunity here to be our guy,
and he showed up in a huge way in prime time.
And remember, it was always like likely 80.
The tweets were like, how many touchdowns is this guy going to score tonight?
Likely 80.
He always had those moments.
Now it feels like it's about to be sustained focal point of the offense.
And you mentioned the offensive coordinators.
Who do they have over there?
What do they have going on?
They got Callahan, they got Roman, and they got Nagy.
Those are three former head coach.
is all good offensive mind.
Except for Roman.
Tell me how he's good offensive mind, not a head coach.
Could you tell me how you think those three kind of fit together and why they help each other?
The reason it works so well is because Greg Roman is a run game guru.
And he's worked with Patrick Ricard.
He understands that's who he is.
He likes fullbacks.
He likes tight ends.
So cool.
Now you marry that up.
Now you get the other two and you can marry that up with the past game.
I think what has always made Greg Roman great is his run game, but what has been his
biggest struggle is it never married up with the past game.
Think to whenever he was with Lamar Jackson.
They didn't have a past game that married up with the run game.
Now you get these other two guys that say, okay, what do you want to do formations?
What do you want to do with all your formations in the run game?
Okay, cool.
Now we can make those marry up and attach them to the past game, just like you watch Shanahan and McVeigh do.
Because everything marries up, everything looks the same.
What is going to be an outside zone, also is the play action, also as a screen, also as a deep shot.
Now, they do have photos of those couple of those guys up in the booth, and they're calling them the goof trooper.
That's what they're calling them.
Disgusting brothers.
Yeah, that's what they said.
The disgusting brothers, which I'll tell you,
I don't know if anybody's going to look good in the middle of the game,
whenever they're completely locked in up there.
But can they, can this, will they all get along?
Yeah, absolutely.
They're winning.
And Callahan's dad is arguably the greatest offensive line coach that's ever been in this game.
So he has an offensive line background from that world growing up in that world.
You add him in the mix.
He's an offensive mind, obviously.
You mix him with the other two.
As long as those three can coexist.
I mean, this could be special.
Okay, John Harbaugh making great decisions as soon as you get there.
Cam Scadaboo being healthy and doing a backflip on a pile on.
No, he knew exactly where he was at.
He's got a big brain.
People know that about Cam Scadaboo.
Big head for sure.
Huge head, huge dumb, huge opportunity,
especially with Ricard running in front of him,
and Jackson Dart being smart.
The thing I mentioned to J-Mack on Monday Night Countdown is with the way they played,
it did feel like Jackson might be able to survive until his era of not having pain on his face.
Because that's going to disappear at something.
We don't know what.
Kids probably, we assume, whenever he gets rid of the pain on his face.
But with this style of play, he's going to be able to make it to there, we think.
We didn't know if he was going to.
Yeah, I mean, and you got to, you can't take away his legs.
That's a part of you got to have some design run game.
And obviously, when things do break down in the past game, you want to use those legs.
But just take care of yourself, you know, take those shots.
Your best abilities, availability, especially as a quarterback.
So I think he'll continue to learn that.
You talked about all those coaches and all that knowledge that he'll be hearing.
And then those weapons on the outside, neighbors, he's kniving back to fully himself once he gets continue to come along.
Then Isaiah likely, I think we're just scratching the surface with him.
It was some two-minute clips.
They were in 12 personnel and just had them split out like a wideout.
And that's a match-up nightmare with him.
So as long as they continue to get on the same page, I was shocked at how well he operated from the pocket, though, and just like field throws.
Like that likely throw across the middle of the field, like the safety's coming down.
He kind of put it on that back shoulder.
last like 10-year vet type stuff.
So it was obviously some blown coverages.
But blown coverages don't matter if the quarterback doesn't see him and take advantage of it.
People always say a blown coverage, blown coverage.
That happens a lot.
The quarterback just doesn't see it.
So for him hitting those throws, being comfortable and having the run game to lean on.
And defensively, being better, at least week one.
I mean, I'm all in on the Giants right now.
Yeah, they're fun to watch.
And obviously, three offense coordinators, I guess, better than one.
Now, speaking of one offense coordinator, one's a super genius.
And he was a head coach.
and then he heads out to Los Angeles,
and they look like ass.
AQ has a question for you, Jay Mack.
Yeah, Jason, I was calling the game,
and I got to watch the Chargers v. the Cardinals,
and I'll tell you one thing that didn't look good
was the Chargers' offense.
Can McDaniel and Herbert, can it work?
That's a good question.
I think so.
You think about it from McDaniel.
He was there with Tula in Miami,
and he found a way to make that work.
We all know how talented Justin Herbert is.
I also think the offense that McDaniel brings over
is very different than what Justin Herbert is accustomed to running, the timing of it, the rhythm
of it, getting the ball out of your hands extremely quick.
There's a lot of trust that has to take place when you're trying to get a guy in the NFL
that's had a ton of individual success, albeit it hasn't been from a team standpoint and
playoff wins, but for Justin Herbert, he's a guy that we know has the talent to get it done.
So I would say week one can lie to you.
I don't want to assume that it's going to be all bad from an offensive standpoint.
point. I was surprised that they weren't able to get the run game going as much. That was something
that I thought McDaniel did an excellent job in Miami that regardless how Tool was playing,
whether he was blowing it up where he led the league in passing yards. I think that was in
2002 or a year ago where he absolutely struggled. Devon H-chan still had a fantastic season and
got paid a lot of that because of the scheme in which McDaniel runs with Alec Engold over there as a
fullback. They brought in a tight end and colder. So I expected that.
at least to get going and be something that they could lean on regardless of what went down on the outside.
But they just struggled.
And a ton of credit to the Arizona Cardinals, the team that we're like, they're going to be 30 second.
They're going to be picking first overall.
Why the hell would you draft a running back this high in the draft?
They went out there one week one and don't look up, but Jacoby Percette is leading the NFL in passing yards.
Jacoby, my guy.
Yeah, Jacoby's a beast.
We saw him here in Indy, only getting paid like $17 million as well.
So that's very, right for it.
Yeah, it's great for the roster.
Mike LaFlor, we had him on the show yesterday.
He's a psychopath, very evident, very clear of psycho,
which is what you're looking for at the head coaching position.
And his offense looked damn good.
We have some breaking news here, Jay Mack, around the NFL.
Joey Porter, Jr. is slated to be a full participant today,
which is obviously a positive sign to start this particular week, too.
He had missed a lot of time because he was holding out trying to get a new deal.
Season starts, Pittsburgh Steelers say we are not negotiating during
season. Joey Porter Jr. was asked
before week one if he thought he was going to play. He said
that's a question for the people upstairs and
for my agents. We thought potentially
never going to be seen as a stealer again.
Now he's full participant. What do you think this means
J-Mack? And how do you feel about how this
situation has kind of all unfolded?
Rather quietly, I must say, from
a national attention standpoint.
It has been quiet.
This one is tough for me. I think Joey
Porter is an excellent quarterback
in our league. The challenge is
where does he slot in when you start to look
at the top guys. Is he a $30 million guy when you look at Gonzalez and Witherspoon and
McDuffie and those type of guys? Because the fact that Sir Tan's not in that group yet because
he just hasn't got paid again, how do the Steelers figure out where he goes? It drops from like
30 straight to like 25. There isn't really anybody in that $27, $28 million range. So when you talk
about trying to get a deal done with him when you're looking at the annual per year,
where does he feel comfortable? Does it have to be in that $3,000?
million range because as I look at this from the outside end, I feel like there might be a hard
number that they're just not able to settle on. And now the question comes in is he willing to go
out there and play without that deal? Because they're a different team with him, a different
team with him on the field. They brought in Jamel Dean, who's another tall, long, athletic
cornerback to go on the outside with him. You have those two guys out there? Like, you're going to
feel really good about playing man-to-man and playing press up in guys' faces. Every single one of these
clips, he is mugged up on a guy and harassing him.
That's the type of play that they'll get from both of those guys on the field.
We don't need that clip there at the end against Colts.
Obviously, we should be picking and choosing different ones if that is certainly a possibility.
But Joey Porter Jr. and the Pittsburgh Steelers may be closer to rekindling and having him
on the field, or maybe this is a show to everybody else.
Hey, he is healthy.
You know, if they're going to try to trade, if that is still the conversation, kind of
pumped to see what the Pittsburgh Steelers and Joey Porter Jr.
land on because they do a lot of stuff that they haven't done for a long time over recent years.
They paid D.K. Metcalf 30 million a year. He never played for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He's a
wide receiver. That's very rare for the Pittsburgh Steelers to do that. Obviously, bringing in
Aaron Rogers, very rare move. Negotiating during the season, though, they've come out and said,
we haven't done it. We're never doing it. Don't even think about it. Joe Porter Jr.'s like,
well, I'm thinking about it. So we need to figure that one out. We need to figure that one out.
And obviously, the Porter family in Pittsburgh is held in high regards. He's a great player. They're
undefeated, they're going for it, and if your front
for it can get there. DJ Watt just won
AFC defensive player of the week. He obviously
has a pick six and everything else that he's got going on.
Cam Hayward's been playing out of his mind. Somehow
he's gotten younger over the last couple
years. Herbig, I believe, in Highsmith,
they're on the field for like 20-some plays. It's the
most they've ever been on the field together because they're rotating.
It's like, Steelers got something special, potentially
brewing. Now, offensively, they're going
to have to be a little bit better, but
Joey Porter Jr. back there certainly helps
with it all. AJ has a question about an AFC North
team that found its way onto our
shite division, J. Mack.
Yeah, unfortunately, he's talking about the Cleveland
Browns. I just, from you, I know you spent
some time there. Do Cleveland
Browns fans have any hope for this team? And I guess
let's say six, eight weeks from now,
what does that team look like? What does that offense
look like? And this is the shite division as we
stand right now. You can get promoted out of here
and relegated into here all season
long, Jemak. Hey, Pat,
it's tough seeing that Super Bowl
winning Colts team there
where they got to get to, so they got to find
the way out of the Shite division.
First.
AJ, the Browns were rough.
Like, watching them, you were waiting just to, it was 31 to zero.
Like, somehow you figure, like, they're going to make a play at some point.
And I think Todd Munkin said it after the game, though.
It wasn't just Deshawn Watson.
Like, that gets all the headlines and Shas D.
They were bad on both sides of the ball equally.
Liam Cohen and Trevor Lawrence, they went up and down the field as they wanted to.
It's hard for, I don't know where the hope comes.
for Cleveland Browns fans.
Like, you think about the last few years,
when Miles Garrett was there,
Jim Schwartz was calling the defense,
they were always good on that side of the ball.
They just weren't good enough on offense.
That was just abysmal and watching it,
and it never got better.
It wasn't until the absolute end
when the game was over,
when I'm coaching my son's team,
and when you just start subbing everybody in
because it's a blowout,
then they made a few plays and actually got on the board.
It was rough.
Yeah, it was certainly ugly,
and nobody would have expected that from the Cleveland Brown.
No.
You know, and...
Monkins, boys.
Yeah, Deshawn Watson came out and said,
Mediac expects me to throw 500 yards,
five touchdowns every week,
so they got their own expectations, you know?
So everybody got to eat shit.
He said it?
Yeah.
Yeah, he said it today.
I think the media has this expectation
I'm supposed to throw for like 400 yards
and five touchdowns every week.
Maybe just 100 and maybe one.
You know, maybe just one of those things.
That'll kind of get going.
But granted, that's his first starting over 600 days.
You know, and that's why,
like, when it was all happening,
everything was happening. He was away for the game when he traded all that stuff.
It's like, can you be away at the quarterback position with the way he played, which was very
intuitive and also incredibly athletic and all that?
Can you just miss years and years of football and then just get dropped back in there?
I don't know.
I think it would take a very, very special, especially with the amount of money we know he's getting paid.
So you can certainly get comfortable on sat in sheets and shit like that.
It's like, I don't know if that's ever going to be found again.
You know, I don't know if we're ever going to dig deep into.
into that soul and find what he was,
whatever he was a potential MVP candidate
with the Houston Texans.
But I'll tell you what,
has him.
Said, we're going to find out though.
Yeah, we are certainly going to find out
last question from a team that I think,
you know, absolutely decimated to small cheese town.
Let's go to Hammer.
Don, time.
Tone has the last question for you, Jay Mack,
as you get ready for big day with big shrags.
Oh, hell of it.
Yeah, Jason, I think you were in New England
for a year, I believe, with B-Flow,
who is now just calling unbelievable defenses
from Minnesota Vikings.
What are your thoughts on that matchup this weekend against Ben Johnson
and one of the best offensive minds against one of the best defensive coordinators in the NFL?
That's the matchup I'm looking forward to most.
You have a defensive coordinator that blitz 80% of the time in week one against Jordan Love.
80% is insane.
And I think what I love most about it and Debund, you can appreciate this.
They're not even playing man-to-man behind us.
It's not like he's just leaving guys on an island.
They're still playing zone with eyes on the quarterback.
quarterback, and you have that going against Ben Johnson, who just put up 59 points and wants to
lead the NFL and scoring.
A season ago, they opened up, and these two teams played against each other.
Flores barely blitzed in that game, and I think it was fear of the unknown, not known
what Ben Johnson and Caleb Williams' offense was going to look like.
That second matchup, he sent the house, and it was a normal Flores blitzing style of game.
I think they're going to go after him.
They're not going to allow him to sit back or run around.
They're going to want pressure in his face and force him to make quick decisions.
Don't give him all that time.
Try to fool him with disguise and all of the different things.
But his defense has been unbelievable.
It's unorthodox.
Like you watch and you try to figure out the rules of what they're doing.
You're like, this doesn't make any sense.
And having Harrison Smith back there is huge because you need somebody on the field
that can communicate the same way flow is communicating to those guys in the meeting room.
J.J. Watt said they are in real time deciding what coverage is they want to use.
with how the offense looks.
The players are on the field.
So whenever you say they're doing things that don't make any sense,
it's like I think that because the front and the back do not match.
And I think that is what they're expecting and hoping for.
If they're already doing that week one,
that's only going to get better, right?
You would assume?
Oh, yeah.
And that was kind of one of the things playing for like Belichick.
Like you always had to be able to adjust and plan for B-flow.
Obviously the same thing.
You got to be able to adjust not only as, you know, a week to week,
but between drives, you know,
and when we get that iPad or whatever,
the surface on the sideline, like,
hey, let's do it this way, or this is the flavor of the week on third down.
So when you're playing against this defense, you've got to stay ahead of the sticks.
And Ben Johnson, obviously, he wants to run the football.
You got to stay in third and threes, third and fours.
Once you start getting those third and 11s and third and 12s, like now you're really in trouble
because he can do absolutely anything.
You talk about having these smart veteran players on the field who can also adjust to certain looks.
Hey, this is a near.
Okay, they switch to far.
Okay, these are the numbers.
So, I mean, it's going to be a great, it's going to be an epic matchup early in the
season with these two guys. It literally looks like backyard football whenever we're just like,
what are we doing? Blitzin. Okay, what do you mean? All of us. We're just going. That's what
their defense looks like every single play. And Jordan Love was just got sick of it, it seemed like.
It just seems like he got absolutely sick of it. Big difference too. As a DB, like J-Mack said,
we're not just zero. Just assed out. Like, all right, we're pressuring. If you don't get home,
we're one-on-one. If I don't get, you know, burden on the ground, it's out the gate.
Like, when we have a little shell on it, so we know pressure's coming, but I can still play with
some eyes. I can still jump some shit. I can still anticipate. You can still be there for that
corner. Harrison tips it up. Boom. He's there. If he's a man-to-man coverage, that's just
an incomplete pass. You go to the next place. So that's a huge advantage as well as a defender.
All right, J. Mack, I know you've got a big day with big trades. Breaking down
all the big plays. Yeah, yeah, it felt pretty good. Good luck out there. I'll see you in
Los Angeles, brother. Yes, sir. See you guys. Hey, that's far.
LA's far
L.A's far. That's your Jay MacLease.
I said to you.
What is this show called? What does Shreg's show officially called?
Big Shrek. Oh, big play
with Big Shrace. Big day
with Peter Shricks.
Trigger. Break it down all of the big plays.
Yeah, it's big day. That's what it's got,
with big trades. Breaking down all of the big plays.
That's what it is.
Yeah. It's coming up.
2 o'clock ESPN, Monday through Thursday.
On Friday, it is not big day with big shrags.
Breaking down all of the big plays.
That's big paint with the bus boys.
That's on Friday.
So, you know, 2 o'clock hour, obviously cooking.
Cannot wait to see what big day with big shrags
and what big plays they break down with Big J. Mac,
who's obviously an absolute stud.
We got about nine minutes before we get off of ESPN
and head to our digital platforms,
which we are very pumped that we get to do.
You know?
That's a pretty big deal, being able to just kind of carry over.
Because first hour didn't hit the heart out.
JJ just kept going.
This one, we got overtime.
That's right.
But I don't want to put the offensive line rankings into overtime.
Sure.
I think ESPN, all the airports, cafes,
and everything that are kind of cooking,
deserve to know that this might be the season of,
the big boys. This season more so than any other year might be highlighted by the offensive lines
and who can move bodies and what running backs can go crazy. So this year, it might be
the most impactful version of this particular thing that we've been doing for years, preparing
for this moment maybe, you know? Because the last couple years, who cares, everybody said.
Yeah, kind of. This year, it feels like it's going to matter more than ever.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to go in the trenches with AQ Shipley, with our,
Top five offensive lines of week one.
AQ!
Let's start with 5AQ, the Detroit Lines.
Welcome back to the top five offensive lines, Detroit Lines.
Why then, why now?
Heck, yeah, 165 yards rushing.
New offensive line.
They move Sewell over to the left.
They got a rookie at right tackle and Blake Miller.
Let's take a look at this.
They're going against the New Orleans Saints.
If we can pause this right before the snap,
so here, let this run a little bit, let the linebackers move over.
There it is.
You see that right there,
the end man on the line of scrimmage there, Dbutt?
Yep.
What's that telling you? Blitz is coming, right?
So if you watch Pene Soule,
so there, once that guy moves inside
on the left guard, now Penae Soule knows,
hey, two's coming outside.
Watch him take two for one. This is incredible.
Boom, boom.
Open up the huge hole.
Ben Barch and the rest of the boys
just push everything front side,
and you just hit that thing a million miles an hour.
So you're telling me that Pena Soule was able to shed,
basically, and then get to his next block
while blocking both guys.
he was also bouncing around? Was Penesoul bouncing around, Foxy?
Yeah, if you remember last year, Penny Sewell was right tackle, he moves to left tackle,
but in this game, he went left tackle, he went left tackle,
Kush, what the hell's going on, and how did he do on the left side?
Because I know that's very hard for a tackle to do.
Well, did what he just did. It looks like he did good, Foxy.
Welcome to In the Trenches, top five.
He was basically Tristan Wirfs.
I mean, he made that transition smooth as can be two of the top five in the league.
Being able to go from right to left is not as easy as most people think.
and he did it seamlessly.
But here's the deal.
Every time it was a short-yardage or goal-line situation,
whether it was third and one, fourth-in-one, or goal-to-go,
they put him at the right side at the point of attack
and hit downhill plays.
It was incredible to watch.
Basically, you knew where the ball was going
once he moved from left to right,
and it didn't matter.
He still moves him off, and they're able to get touchdowns.
Okay, so is it tackle over?
Tackle over is what they're doing,
or did they just bring in another tackle,
move him to wherever we were trying to run it?
So they flipped some.
times, and then other times they leave Blake Miller at right tackle, put him at tight end.
So he's basically the extra O-Linman then goes in at left tackle.
Here's the interesting thing.
If they don't get it in that goal-to-go situation, he has to come out of the game because
technically he's the tight end.
Or they have to run the same exact formation.
Okay, well, Penn-A-Sul first draft pick of this particular regime.
Love that he's still a massive piece of it.
Good to see the Detroit lines back on top 5-0 lines, which is where they're supposed to be.
Let's go to the number four offensive line.
Congratulations, Monday Day Football Zone.
Can't see Chase.
Okay.
Can't say cheese.
Go ahead, Akeel.
Yeah, listen, I could have showed a million plays, but I love what Andy Reid does.
He leans on Chris Berman, pulling a play for one.
1930 or something like that.
They got Patrick Mahomes in a three-point stance.
You got an offset back in a three-point stance.
You got Travis Kelsey coming back.
Let's watch this defense.
Just pause it right there.
Look at the DB.
Go back.
Go back.
Go back just half a thing.
Yeah, watch the DB.
The DB has no idea where this ball's going.
They're running counterback to the right with all the misdirection to the left.
Play, play.
And right there, 22 has no idea where the ball is.
The ball's going to run right beside him, and he's looking to the other side.
Is that legal?
Yeah, I mean, that thing opens up very nicely.
Andy Reid back in his bag.
I like the Patrick Holmes in a three-point stance and gets a touchdown pass from this to Kenneth Walker,
who is obviously the new centerpiece of their offense.
Kenneth Walker was incredible. I've talked about him for years. I know Foxy being a Michigan State guy. I loved him forever when he was in Seattle.
They did not utilize him nearly as much as they should have. He gets his first chance to be the bell cow, and he does a great job. I love that they went unbalanced line right there too.
So they moved the line over and they get the tight end over there on the right. It was awesome.
They were playing it on punching people in the mouth from the off season. They certainly did that to the Broncos. Let's go to number three offensive line.
Congratulations, Don Under San Francisco 49.
They punish the Rams.
AQ says maybe it's because the offensive line.
Well, Kyle Shanahan's maybe the most prepared coach in the NFL.
He had these boys prepared, but let's take a look at this.
If I can set this up real quick, obviously Trent Williams is a circle.
That's who it starts with.
But look to the right, right?
You got Luke Farrow and you got Kyle Eusecheck and a Y and F, right?
So we're going to send Uchick in motion.
As we send them in motion, it brings the DB back into the box,
and then we get everything pushed front side.
Design cutback with Y and F going backside
and look at Trent Williams just handle the second level.
It's incredible.
So they're forcing the defense to fall right into what they want to do.
Absolutely.
And with that little motion with Eusecheck, it brings them back in.
Guess what that does?
Nobody really talks about this as much.
Everybody just talks, okay, we got two double teams.
But guess what else we're doing?
We're able to hang on those double teams longer because it's bringing people back to you.
Okay, so Eusecheck does a banana boat run.
Everybody's saying the banana hammock is a little bit of cheating.
Do we think we're going to see a lot of this or no?
We are going to see a lot of this.
I mean, they started to do it a lot last year and they can do so many different things.
It's not just sending them back that time.
then they got to play action.
Then they started them one way,
and they run the toss back to the right.
It's a million things.
Let's go to the number two offensive line
coming out of the NFL season.
Congratulations.
Baltimore Ravens!
We saw it.
Yeah, we saw it.
No offensive player of the week for the Baltimore Ravens.
Could have had three of them,
including the running back.
What did you see, AQ?
Well, this is a great play,
and I love this.
This is escort motion.
So we're going to send 80 across the line,
snap the ball while he's on the fly.
But check out.
John Simpson, the left guard,
just leaves the guy for him.
80 decletes him.
Watch this is the hardest thing when you get line movement when you're running this.
Boom.
Get him.
Now watch John Simpson number 74 to left guard.
Get back out.
Boom.
That's called being on the same page in week one.
And then Derek Henry all the way to the end zone.
Okay.
So maybe there was good design, not necessarily terrible ass from the Indianapolis Colts.
Really good design.
I mean, this offensive coordinator is incredible.
Look at 17.
Chris Moore comes up off the practice squad this week, elevated for the game.
And he's the one with the home run hitting block at the end of the play.
Okay.
Congrats to them.
Let's go to a team that had the NFC offensive player of the week.
They're running back swift.
Congrats to him and the Chicago Bears number one offensive line.
How come?
What do we see?
Well, they picked up right where they left off last year.
291 yards rushing to 100-yard rushers.
Let's take a look.
We're going to get Colston Loveland over there.
We're going to move Colquette over there.
Watch this trade block between Colquette and darn all right.
Watch it.
Boom.
Put them back out.
Make the block easier for Colquette.
Now get up on the second level.
Boom.
Get the out block.
Look at Luther Burden.
That's the home run block.
Wow.
Everybody's all in on the Ben Johnson system.
This is what the Detroit Lions were doing when Ben Johnson was the most sought-after
head coaching candidate, maybe in the history of the NFL.
The Chicago Bears hang 59 in their offensive lines, the number one offensive line
in the league after week one.
Congrats to these five offensive lines getting the top five after week one.
We're certainly proud of you.
AQ, thank you for going in the trenches with us.
And thank you for watching our program.
We're so incredibly lucky that we get to do this every single day.
It's football season.
Life is great.
Another week kicks off tomorrow for college and the NFL.
One more sleep and more ball is on our TVs.
Be a friend, tell a friend something nice and might change their life.
Goodbye.
Man, I should have done one more big day with big Shrakes.
Nah, they knew.
You got it.
You got it.
Showed the logo.
I feel like I did it on Friday, too, but it wasn't their show.
Oh, yeah.
Remember?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, hey, it's going to happen.
New shows everywhere, popping up everywhere.
How are you supposed to fucking keep your head on?
Which we like more opportunities for people.
You know, there's some people that say like,
hey, I got a job here.
I get it for the next 60 years.
You know, and then when that ends,
I got friends are going to be pissed about that.
You know, I should be able to be here forever.
I got this job.
So I get it forever.
Is that how it works?
I don't think so.
Big Shrags knows that.
Big Shrags knows.
And that's why it's about to be a big day.
So does Big Pate.
Big Pait and the big bus?
Yeah.
Yeah, we like what's going.
on air on Friday.
Yeah.
Need to not show crowd, though.
Okay. Right.
They need to get that shot on them.
I believe they're in an auditorium
this week. With the crowd?
Packed house. I would assume so.
Okay, I think we should. If not, we should be pushing for a crowd
or we should not show, you know, because I believe Peyton
and the Bussing Boys have real motion.
It's hard whenever you see nothing in the back, you know,
immediately people start attacking.
I don't think it's the best setup for them,
but I do respect and appreciate how much they are committed to ball,
and I think they are going to be a great show.
I do believe it's going to be a great show.
Excited for that.
And Big Shregs, I mean, we haven't seen any of his episodes
because they're on the same time as us, our digital show.
But from my understanding, Shreg's loving it, right?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Is he singing the open?
Is he doing big day?
Not yet, but I think after the show today,
maybe say, hey, got something for you here.
I think you maybe need to implement this in the rest of the week,
and then in perpetuity until, you know.
So every time I say Schrager's name,
if I say Pete will cause theamel,
I got to say P or Schreger.
Sure.
I got to do like full name.
Right.
It should be big day with big shrinks.
And he's big.
He's a big son of a bitch.
And he's breaking down a big place.
Yeah.
Isn't he AJ?
They can still change it.
They can still make it, you know,
there's adjustments every day.
I don't think we should be, you know,
making it.
You don't think he wants to be known as big Shrek?
Why not?
Why not?
It's a big day, dude.
You're right.
With big strings.
Breaking down all of the big plays.
It's big thing with big strings.
He's got to do that little.
He's got to dance like that coming out.
You know, he comes out from like around the screen.
He dances out like Ellen used to do.
Yes.
I like the dance break and rest in peace to Twitch.
We appreciate everything you did to bring the juice to that particular program that had a hell of a run for a long time.
A lot of stuff coming out of it, but nonetheless, they had great success.
Nonetheless, they had great success, great pacing, and dancing was a part of it.
That's where you guys want big Shregs to pop out in Big Day?
For me, I want him out of the desk.
Like, Gangdom style.
Yeah, gangam style.
Yeah.
Smoke.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
That's what I would like.
I agree.
I mean, how is that, you know?
Like Ray Mysterio coming up from the fucking, like Sai.
Yeah.
You know, gangnam style when he comes up.
I think it's a cold open on the desk and it's playing the song.
It's a big day.
With big shrinks.
Breaking down all of the big place.
It's a big day.
And it goes, boom.
The big strengths.
You know, for the second one,
because you've got to have a little bit of a build-up.
That's just the open.
Oh, yeah.
Now we've got 50 fucking nine more minutes.
Yeah.
I'm sure they built it into those new studios, don't you think?
They had to build that little trapdoor.
I saw Dan Rolowski walking on a highlight reel.
I didn't know how that was possible.
I had a sky cam on him.
I'm like, geez, Louise, Dan.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
unbelievable studio over there.
It's huge.
From my understanding.
And I like that they invested in that.
Because I think they might be experiencing the same thing we're experiencing where the cameras
might be a little bit too good for their actual system.
So if we keep updating things, we like that, obviously.
But I like it for all parties that they're investing in these things.
You know, because there's a chance that some people in some positions, they feel like they're an asset to the company through the P&L sheet where they can just cut things.
and they don't have to do anything.
They're just sitting in an office,
but they look like heroes because they save
$7,500 bucks over an entire thing.
It's like, why don't we invest in things
and see what that can become,
especially with incredibly talented people?
I'm happy they did that with NFL Live,
back-to-back Emmy Award winners.
But also NFL and everything like that,
I like that.
I like that they did that.
I like that they get to experience that.
They've obviously earned that with NFL live,
but also the NFL should be treated that way.
Now, there is a couple of times
where Dana was looking up
like this. I'm like, is it too big?
I mean, from right there,
that is massive. Miss Laura
over here, obviously,
Sicilian-old almost. I mean, it looks like
they're in a warehouse. But
it is huge. And I think they're
experiencing and experimenting right now
with everything that's possible. But this is
the future of studios, I think, is what they
tried to build, and they certainly nailed it.
Congrats to them. You're well-earned over there.
Very well-earned over there.
All right, let's get to a break. On the other side,
we've got to wrap up everything. We also got everything
DB, good D. Hell yeah. No more
bad D. We're only slinging good D
around here this year. I like that.
I like that. Pause.
Nice. Yeah.
Really, no bad D.
at all? Well, you kind of saw
it on Caleb.
The situation of report. Sit red.
Oh, yeah, sit red. I did like to sit red. What a great
picture, too, by you, D. Butt. Thank you.
Yeah, what did you think of that photo? What did you?
Very professional. Like, it's really, you know,
what do the girls call? They call it a thirst trap?
Dbutts putting out there? No, Dibbutts
put out thirst traps before. He's
He's gone shirtless.
This is corporate.
This is corporate.
Yeah, that is, boom.
Yeah, you're right.
This is how you do.
Should he use the 80s picture.
That was a good little run that Instagram had with everybody doing their 80s pictures.
You look super cool in the 80s.
This one is very, how you doing?
Oh yeah.
A button up.
This is a big how you're doing right here.
Yeah.
We asked them if you want to put sunglasses on, you know, because we could do that.
He said, absolutely not.
I want them to see these fucking eyes.
No gimmicks.
Listen, I don't.
Listen, I got to the bottom of this sit, right?
Let me talk about this.
Good pizzazz on that photo.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know about that, but, uh...
What do you mean?
I don't see pizzazz there.
Great pizzazzed.
Pretty straightforward.
Yeah, gas up the jet.
Mm-hmm.
I'm ready.
Yeah, damn right, all.
Let's get through a break.
Yeah, he does...
Well, yeah, I guess he is telling others to do it to his jet there.
You look fucking cool here, dude, bud.
Appreciate it.
He's a attorney.
This does look like...
Have you been hit by a truck?
Yeah, exactly.
He's coming in there right now, you know what I mean?
Attorney Edgar Snyder has been doing it for so long.
He will get you if you've been injured.
No doubt.
And you don't pay unless we get money for you.
It's a big deal.
You do look like a lawyer there, which is good because your special forces
because we're doing sit rights.
Exactly.
The law of defense.
I'm talking some real shit right there.
Yes, we are.
Maybe you should call it situation, you know, so we can say shit.
Nah, I probably Chuck.
Chuck can probably
Oh yeah, we'll ask him.
Yeah.
Hey, Chuck, what did Debutt do yesterday?
You saw him in a situation?
Oh, you situational report?
Is that what I saw?
I did sheat at DeButch.
I thought you did a great job.
Great shit, Rob.
Gump.
Let's get through a break.
He's in here tomorrow.
I can't wait.
Also, we will have a presence and be live.
Yes.
From the new Highmark Stadium tomorrow,
which is kicking off a brand new era of Buffalo Bills football.
We are honored and thankful
to have presence there.
Do you hear, AJ?
I did hear.
We got somebody like you send in a proxy, I guess?
No, it's a friend of the program.
Our show is there, okay?
Oh, I know.
I mean, he's an integral part of the show
and of, you know, college football, NFL football, all of the above.
Have you heard they got a little bit of a crate or a cage outside of the bison?
They do.
I saw that.
Are they bringing in something that's dangerous?
What are we doing?
Well, they're kind of teasing maybe a,
real bison's out there with the family.
Let me see, can we get close up of that?
Is that sturdy? Is that a sturdy enclosure?
Yeah, because this would be like a Ralphie showing up, right?
And from the Ralph?
But what makes you think that it could be a real live animals
because they have that tarp that they're saying,
oh, we got to protect the animal.
So here we go, the sun won't beat him down all day.
I'm sure they have to fight people for that.
You think PETA said, listen, if you're going to have a bison out
in middle all these people, you at least have a tarp ever,
so it'll get too hot.
When they're rubbing out.
Sorry, who's going to come scoop up all the big dumps in there
because that's going to get real smooth.
especially if it's humid.
I think they're just going to pick it up.
I don't know if Rayan Bean will be doing that.
Maybe Boyko will be scooping up the humid poops from the bison.
I'm not a herms and sure,
but I think this entire thing is probably just getting put in a bag afterwards
and never to be seen again.
Just over the shoulder.
Knowing these Buffalo fans,
they might throw it at each other at the tailgator.
He'd grilled.
I thought they were putting Marency in there to wrestle other fans.
Ooh, that's not a bad idea.
Huge Bills fan.
He went on a pretty good little tweet run saying how pumped he was about Super Bowl.
Yeah.
He's already got his outfit.
fit set out on his bed.
It's going to stay there until the season.
Well, his wife said he needs to look good.
It's L.A.
Yeah. How many days was it?
I forget, I did the research.
You did. It was, what, 200 some?
205 or something.
He's ready.
He's ready.
I'm thankful for that.
Hell, you.
Hey, we'll see you, February 12th.
Gabe Marencie.
Yep.
2027.
Love my wife.
She said, what are you going to wear this year on Pat Macbys show?
I think we need to go big.
I told her you, my mind.
Super Bowls in L.A. again.
My 25th year of
rage. Congratulations. I lived and died in LA as a kid. I'm going big with wardrobe this year.
Hashtag Super Bowl special year to me. Hashtag rage for life.
Scroll down on the date that that was sent, please. Just so we can get it completely.
September 13th, February 12th, 2007 is when this happens. I appreciate him preparing like this.
Legend. And it's why he makes it 25 years. Exactly. That's the difference.
Can't wait to see what he fucking pulls out. Oh, yeah. 200 days in advance, he's laying out his clothes.
Don't overthink it.
He would never, ever.
And he's a trust of instinct. He always buys great jackets from the local store next door.
It costs like $4,000 for some sweet Super Bowl jacket.
That'll be part of it. He wins it back.
He may or may not try to take it back a couple times.
Him coming out.
Yeah.
He's a showman. He has the best stage presence.
I mean, that's literally our last moment of the season.
Yeah.
Is Gabe Morency coming out from Sports Rage, telling us all his favorite bets.
And at that point, what, I'm like a, I'm a dead man walking at that point, right after the season.
Most of us are.
I'll be 30 to 40.
Actually, not this year.
I'm not going to be 30 to 40 pounds heavier.
I've decided that that's not going to happen.
But nonetheless, we are very lucky, thankful.
But that's a long football season.
And then he pops out and it's like, we made it.
I mean, that's what we're all just trying to get to.
It's Morenzi coming out on stage.
This is what we're trying to get to right here.
This is the same set that, yeah.
Yeah, bingo.
Goat.
Yeah, this is the same set that AJ refused to put his hands up with Wiz Khalifa.
I do believe.
False.
No, this was Louisiana.
Look at this.
So much love.
Oh, that was San Francisco.
Okay, so San Fram was obviously great.
This was last year.
I assume he gave us a winner.
Kenyon Barner.
Touched up.
AJ.
Yeah.
Whoever it was.
AJ Barter.
Yeah.
Canyon Barter, too.
He's a great player.
Right.
Yeah.
Let's get to a break on the other.
Hey, we'll see you there, Gabe.
What will happen from now until then?
A lot.
Full ball.
Anything could happen.
That shite division group?
Paul.
Out of change.
Maybe.
Thank you, AJ.
Didn't want to be too negative,
but as somebody who's got
season tickets to one of the teams on there,
we would like that to change.
But there's a chance it doesn't.
What if you can't say it's just from wild on?
Just like Baltimore Ravens just there.
Indianapolis Colts got to live in the shite division
for two weeks at least.
And they're not potentially.
team roles in the week three.
And all of a sudden, last year, we're the best team of football.
This year, Shite Division.
Yeah.
Citizens.
Seventh-T.
Arizona Cardinals are supposed to be in the Shite Division.
Nope.
They're unbelievable.
Not this year, boys.
Oh, we'll see.
Yeah.
Remember, that is a relegation promotion.
We're going to find out real quick.
Now, Mike, you know, they play this week, right?
Oh, yeah.
My team.
Seahawks.
My NFC team.
Yeah.
At home, though.
At home.
Home on.
Sam Darnold.
Red C is going to be
frickin' nuts.
No, Sam Darno, right?
Drew Locke, he said at least one more week.
And that was a glute, not the Maximus.
Do you know the ass muscles better than me in rap?
Because we couldn't figure out what the other.
I think it's the gluteous, Odysseus, maybe, or...
Glute Mead?
How many glute muscles do we have?
You would, no AQ.
Well, the gluteus maxim...
I mean, we don't even have to dive into why AQ
definitely knows what the answer is.
But the gluteus maximus is the big one.
Yeah, and there's the glute meadius.
which is what's that do the math and the medius in the middle where my tailbone is your
butt crack right next year right in the middle yes so he got a he got a butt crack
all right tore his butt crack open okay so we're kind of right oh it's a nice but the gluteus minimis
um gluteus medius easy de butt gluteus it could have been any of those three it's not the maximus
that is what he said so it's got to be the minimus or the medius and i do think it's got to be the minimus
I bet the minimus.
Yeah, because that feels like hip.
That's where he is.
And it was his right leg.
Yeah.
And you said, and you said what, minis?
Medius.
I said medius.
So you said love side.
Yeah.
Strong side.
Yeah.
Got his butt banged.
It's going to happen.
So he's got a bruise gluteus minimus.
Yeah.
Thank God that's all it was.
I know.
And I think for this graph, they needed a big butt to showcase where everything was.
So I appreciate the graph makers or the, what is this called?
Not a graph.
Chart.
Diagram?
Yeah, chart diagram, you name it.
I appreciate the diagram's attention to detail here,
because we can see every single centimeter of all those muscles.
And congrats to them, by the way, whoever that was.
Yeah, nice a ace.
Looks like this is incredible.
It's a display is.
Yeah, it is.
That's not real, by the way.
That was AI, which is going to kill us all.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Some quarterbacks for sure.
It's kind of.
They would encapsulate all.
I mean, just shouldn't have said it.
I mean, just shouldn't have said it.
As it was coming out, I assume.
Oh, no, way too transparent right now.
Shouldn't have said that because there's going to be huge ramifications from this.
And there was.
And obviously, we had apology moving forward, but let's remember that everybody is working with each other to try to make the
absolute greatest thing we possibly can this football season.
That's right.
Sarkesian with two interview situations in one game,
potentially because the amount of time he was being asked to not coach his team
or not celebrate with his team, which I think was potentially a little bit abnormal
than what it normally would have been.
So I think there was, there might be some other sides to it all.
Sure.
But I think all parties are like, hey, we would just like to.
Let's move on.
Let's move forward with football.
And I'm happy that happened.
But there's a lot of situations that we should have been avoiding, certainly, and have to going forward.
But nobody's perfect.
And I appreciate that we all put our swords aside.
Where did debug, though?
Piping hot pice, I assume.
Oh, no.
What happened?
Well, he was looking at that diagram of that person.
An AQ mentioned lotion.
Jesus.
You think that's going on right now?
I don't know.
That would be crazy.
That would be a crazy move to do.
No minute to go check.
Why I'm it?
It's just so I know what.
They can knock on the door
and make sure everything's all right.
Let's get to a break.
Hey, you jerking it in there?
From the route to the left field.
Be a friend, tell a friend something nice.
It might change your life.
We will get to the headlines on the other side.
And I would like to let everybody know,
do whatever you need to do to get to the game.
Okay?
Sure.
Whatever you guys need to do
to get back to the other side of this break
and have a good third hour, you do it.
Mm-hmm.
We don't need to be sending Mitt in there like a splunker into the caves to kind of find out what the fuck's going on.
Okay.
Everybody respect everybody's privacy.
Whatever you need to do to be the best version of you.
Let's do that.
Now, that is the expectation.
The next hour of this show is going to be the best we've ever had.
Deal?
Yeah, deal.
Deal.
No chance of that happened.
Be your friend told him something.
Oh, he's back.
Hey, they said you were in there doing an AQ Shipley to yourself.
What would that be?
You know what we're doing.
It's great to see you back.
We're going on a break.
Now, be a friend telling something nice.
You might change your life.
Take five.
Five.
It's the greatest AJ Hawk there.
Incredible timing by you, especially as an Attic in Ohio man that just, are you always?
Felt early.
It felt early for me.
It was, but I appreciated that you went for it.
You know, I think.
So I motivated you to do that because I like that you took a shot going early.
Yeah.
You know?
So I, motivating you tell you to do it again.
Then you self-scouted.
it said, felt like I was, that is the accurate read on that.
Okay.
But I like that.
I'm trying to get, I'm trying to be right on with the boys, but it's got it.
It's very, you know, it's tough.
Yeah, but I feel like you, you know.
Yeah.
We're working at it.
Yeah.
I like that you did that.
The mindset is really 80% of the battle, I think, because you do get in your big ass head a little
bit every once in one.
You know, and you kind of, you kind of pull back and then you're late.
And then it's very obvious.
That time you just started the slow clap.
And I think that's a good thing, not a bit.
bad thing. We need to keep that attitude and mindset as we go through college football and
NFL season. The toxic table is here looking normal again at Boston Connor and at Ty Schmidt.
There's a nine-year NFL vet Darius J. Butler down there. Marlins had. Are they good at
baseball? You know what? I think we're about eight back from the last fall across. It's tough. It's
tough for us. We had a good stretch for the All-Star game. Then it kind of stunk at the end. But,
you know, it's football season. So yeah, it certainly is football season, especially if you live in a city where
your baseball team sucks.
That'd be a majority of us out here.
Talk about worst team of all time.
The Athletic had a article that projected what potential rosters could be for college football.
Okay.
So there was all these college football brands, and they're like, hey, here's how your team stacks up and scale for everybody else.
I don't think any of these deals are public, so I think this is a prognostication, if you will.
But from our source, says, the show.
be about right, but do those people
know what it is? You know, because
who's paying what? And you look at the top
there, it's like, Oregon
at the top of the food chain, money
wise, which we all expect and understand,
not a great start.
No. Not a great start, obviously.
So I think that's something
you're going to be judged upon. Ohio State
Buckeyes, obviously full investment on the
state of Ohio. We know that. They lose
in Austin. So you've got two
of the teams at the very top, who obviously
have L's already on the board two weeks.
into this and you start to wonder what does the future roster look like what does the future
cap look like and what does the future of these coaches look like not saying landing or anybody's in
trouble but this is what you're going to be judged off of especially when it's the boosters who are
making a lot of the decisions and it's the boosters who are giving a lot of the money that they're seeing
once got to keep saying Oregon lose the Oklahoma State and it's like that this brings a whole new
element to pressure and how hot seats can get and everything like that and if your team's down there at the
bottom, I think you're thinking yourself, okay, I'm looking for another sport to follow.
Okay, I think that's potentially how you, what do you mean?
Not everybody.
What do you mean?
Who's down there at the bottom?
I didn't even see.
Hawks, uh, uh,
hawks rosters, you know, right around 18 to 21 million dollars a year.
So they're kind of wading in those very, very shallow waters, but they make it work.
I mean, West Virginia's down there.
Same deal.
No, no, 18 to 22, I believe.
But, you know, BC, BC right now.
I mean, they said anywhere from 8.
to $13 million a year.
And Bill O'Brien's making it work, but how do you make that work?
Well, and then also there is a team in there that's kind of near the top that hasn't had a lot of success yet,
that you seemingly pointed out immediately upon looking at this graph.
I can't remember who I said.
Oh, well, then good.
You didn't really mean it.
We don't have to bring it up.
Friend of the problem.
No, who was it?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, I definitely meant that.
Yeah, Nebraska, it's criminal that they're spending that much money and, you know,
Matt Ruhl still has a job.
I love the guy.
He's great on the show, but...
Whoa.
I don't call for jobs around here,
but these are the types of things
that are going to be taken into consideration
for the jobs.
And that takes me to baseball,
okay?
The Mets, last year,
second highest payroll,
I believe, behind the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Dodgers obviously win the World Series.
Mets don't even playoffs.
This year they're even worse.
I thought in baseball,
if you spend the most amount of money,
you win.
That's kind of what the entire thing is about.
No, not typically.
If you're a loser franchise,
like the Mets are,
for whatever reason,
it just,
it just doesn't, it doesn't work.
And they play in a very tough division.
That's part of it.
But the idea, yes, the idea is that if you spend more money than everybody else and get kind of the best players that you will win.
But that's also a big part is you need to spend the most money while getting the right players,
not just spending a bunch of money on players who aren't really going to help you.
AJ, you and I come from cities in which in baseball franchises, not that I was a fan, but you were,
that are down there near BC and Duke, you know, whenever you talk about the athletic scale,
of what these rosters are.
This is seemingly pointing out, like, hey, who's probably going to be
and who's probably not, which I think is the whole conversation about like,
hey, we've got to put some sort of something on what the future is,
because the top end here, they're going to be able to go whatever.
The top end is going to be able to be bottomless pit, bottomless bowl of soup and breadsticks.
This is all of garden.
They're able to go, whatever it is.
Whatever the playing field is, they'll be able to get to.
Everybody down here, are they going to move?
Are they going to stay here?
And then do we fall into the MLB situation,
which is why trying to get floor cap on this entire contract?
Look how much it's jumped.
When Ohio State won the national championship,
people were going crazy because they had, what, like a $30 million roster that year?
That was, what, two years ago, three years ago,
and it's almost doubled already.
So, like, yeah, it's, the line between the have and the have-nots
has been emboldened, like, crazy.
And until we get some sort, like, who's to say that, you know,
let's say Oregon doesn't win or whatever.
this year and they don't have the best year?
Like, who's to say they're not going to have an $80 million roster next year to make sure,
like, hey, we can't have what happened last year, happened this year?
Which any team could have if they have a booster who has billions of dollars and would
like your team to have success, which is what a lot of people are saying, like, hey, don't
we need some sort of something here?
Because some of these schools, you know, they don't have a billionaire or maybe a trillionaire
looking to have their team win.
So shouldn't we put some sort of protection on it?
Then you hear the agents come out
in the NAACP and they're like,
it seems like everything's hunk at Dory right now.
It's just like the MLBPA, just like
what the baseball players are saying.
Ratings are bigger than they've ever been.
We're saying this is a problem.
This is how this is. Why would we change it?
It's like, well, I think everybody that's actually
around the sport and college sports as a whole
is like, is this sustainable?
A professional operation certainly is.
But this is money coming from people that are getting
no money in return. This is just like,
hey, I don't want to say goodwill.
Pretty much.
But kind of like a goodwill.
In some schools at the top are going to be able to be there forever.
And some aren't.
Is that what we want?
That's for other people to figure out.
That is for other people to figure out.
But it does seem like a lot of people say,
hey, this divide is going to get pretty big
whenever, if it continues to grow the way it is.
And that's just college football.
A lot of teams from the South spending some money up there, see.
Yeah, I like that they're getting into the game.
You know, Ole Miss, obviously, from watching
and blind side.
We know they have a lot of money.
Yep.
Right?
We know that that is certainly a team
that it's able to get up in there.
Texas A&M, we know that they got
a lot of cash out there.
But if you have success,
that money continues.
That's just like University of Houston.
I think they got a lot of money down there.
If they were to hit on a couple things,
not saying they didn't hit what the swang is coming out,
you know what I'm saying,
with the fucking thingies on the wheels,
which is sweet.
Yeah.
Allegedly that was the last minute audible
because something else was supposed to happen.
And then that fell through,
and they were like,
fucking call, trill, whatever.
Get the swingers out here.
You get the swangers out here.
I've got to roll that thing out there.
Allegedly from one particular source
after we talked about it before.
But if you're one of these schools down the bottom
and you get a booster or a couple boosters
that give you some money and you hit on it,
then there's a chance to go.
But if you get money and you waste it,
it's probably going to the other way.
And there's going to be a lot more of those stories
than there are the Indiana stories.
You know, because Indiana,
they were talking about, well,
they got all this money from Mark Cuban.
It's like, no, Mark Cuban is not the main driver in that.
But Mark Cuban, we've all seen smart investor,
Do you think he's still going to fork over whatever dollar it is if the team's losing and he's getting nothing in return other than his school potentially having a chance of football?
It's like, yeah, right.
You give that money.
You have a success.
All of a sudden, the boosters are like, yes, we would like to continue to do this.
And you can kind of go from the bottom ladder, bottom tier, up to the top.
But once again, there's going to be a lot more people that miss with money than hit with money.
So how long does this last?
That is the question, I guess, that is being discussed everywhere these days.
I mean, look at Penn State.
Penn State was at the top of the ladder last year.
Now they're just middle of the table.
They're right next to Wisconsin.
You wonder that's probably one of those schools where if Matt Campbell proves it,
you're going to see them in the upper echelant, the upper tier.
But right now, because of the Franklin debacle,
because all the money they spent that panned out for nothing,
you know, they kind of have to drop down a little bit and figure it out
before going all the way back in on football.
And this isn't even talking about the other sports that are happening.
You're going to talk about Penn State.
They invests in her hockey team.
Obviously the Pagula family invests big time in the hockey team.
basketball, there are some rosters that are gigantic, baseball, softball.
And I think, you know, the future of college sports could be better than ever.
Yeah.
Especially if they're able to figure this all out.
But it also could get pretty crazy in the difference between who's where.
This is a good article from The Athletic.
Hey, that's good for ball.
Thank you, Athletic.
We don't know if it's real, though.
Obviously, none of these contracts are public.
Something that is real in public up there on the list, top of that list, University of Miami.
Oh, yeah.
Going back to Nike, thank God.
I think that's the last thing.
Great choice.
Get him back over the hump.
That's next year.
So you're saying this year no good, even though
Men's currently on pace.
Or maybe that's how you bring it in.
Just like Blue, and he came and, hey, win a Super Bowl.
Maybe you win a national championship,
and then you boom, back to Nike.
Barry Jackson at Florida SportsBuzz on top of it.
Scoop per sources.
University of Miami's going back to Nike.
And one of the most lucrative deals in college sports history.
So it can't be more than Oregon's deal,
because that's where Nike like started.
So I assume they will always have
the biggest Nike deal out of every team in the country.
I think there's some other tiered Nike deals.
I think if I know the business and what it was for a while.
So they're saying they're getting one of the top ones.
That's great.
Kirk Herb Street.
So, yeah.
I mean, this guy.
Obviously, all Adidas National Championship last year, Indiana, Miami,
Adidas investing massively in American football, first time, long time, right?
They've been super international.
We will dabble with American football, but not really there's.
thing and all Kurt could say
the entire time is I fucking hate
it. I'm like, well, don't we like that they're bringing
their money into, you know,
like football, this is a good thing,
and not bad thing. Well, they need to figure out how to fucking do
it then, because these pants are ass. I don't like seeing
his pants. They're baggy. That's what he said.
Thank goodness. My employer's too good to be wearing his
baggy ass pants. Great. He was
so mad. He saw him jog on the field.
What is this?
Is this pee-wee football? What do we
got going on? Why don't the pants
fit? That was the first thing he said. And there's
lot of old school Miami people that are like the U and the swoosh just seem like they are
synonymous with each other.
Adidas, though, is taking them to a national championship.
First time, long time, them going back to Nike, obviously a big deal.
Nike was kind of relinquishing a lot of college ball.
Adidas was coming in a big way.
Under Armour was coming in a big way.
I do believe Nike potential...
They lost a lot of money over the last year.
Yeah, I think Nike won't they is.
So they had to probably do a realignment, readjustment on who we need to focus on what we
need to get back into. It did feel like they were losing college football a little bit.
Now obviously clearly jumping right back in. Yeah, that is sweet because growing up, Nike dominated
college football. We all remember the all gray gloves that everybody wore in Miami back in the
days, the black socks and that was a big thing, at least down in South Florida. So yeah, it is good
to see them coming back, especially when you see kind of what's happening to them on the business
side. A lot of reports from like 52-week lows or, you know, the stock price being, it just got
taken out of the S&P 500, I think, last.
last month. So yeah, it's getting stinky over their business-wise, so I'd like to see them
getting back into college ball. You know, whenever, for me, kicker punter, there's a lot of thought
as a soccer player, free kick taker, it's like, I'll be able to do this. I'll be able to do this.
I don't have to worry about the fundamentals that much. It's like, hey, put the ball down,
I'll fucking put it through the thing. Then you realize in this massive moments, like you need
some fundamentals, you know, can't just be freestyling it in a lot of big type of moments.
I guess we should have some sort of system or technique here that we can fall back upon.
So then obviously the practice reps pick up for me.
And I feel like what happens to all people, whenever it's a high pressure situation, you fall back on your fundamentals,
especially if you're going to be a, let's say, a pitcher, a hitter, a golfer, or a kicker, or a punter,
or any of these positions that are pretty isolated, but you need to do a craft at a very high level.
I think it comes to a point sometime in your career where you're going to have to rely on your fundamentals.
You're going to have to fall back on them.
That's what Nike's doing right now.
falling back on the fundamentals.
People love fucking football, right?
Let's bring back our TD speeds too.
Okay, the speeds from like 2004.
We need the 2004-2005 speeds back if you want to do that.
The loop of paint around the front, do you remember with the white?
Oh, yeah.
But the vapors.
I wore vapors in college.
They were the lowest low tops and they were super flimsy.
They were awesome.
They were like soccer cleats, weren't they?
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, they would never let you wear them now.
They claim you'll break your foot,
you list, Frank, all that situation.
Yeah, I bought like four pairs of those speeds whenever they were about to end them.
It was grabbing pairs out of there to hold on to them.
I wore those as kicker punter at West Virginia, and then they just stopped creating them.
I was trying to get them into the NFL, and they fell apart because I only had like three pairs to use for the last year.
J.J. Watt told a story about trying to dumpster dive into something to find some pleads.
Yes, I believe it was the vapors.
The one with Luke Keekeley?
Is that one you're talking about?
Yeah, that was the vapors A.J. was talking about.
and then the bottoms of the shoes, I guess, or the cleats rather,
just basically melt it off at a certain point.
Yeah, they did fall.
The old school technology on shoes were not the best.
Yeah.
You know, they did kind of fall apart.
I would like them to do some throwback styles.
They need to make the linemen cleats wider because their lineman cleats have gone to shit.
Like, they are super narrow.
The linemen absolutely hate wearing them.
They need to fix them.
Okay.
The old, I'm telling you, like, do you remember when we played?
Yeah, you guys had those big boots.
boots, but that's what we want. Like, that's what
the boots, man? I thought we're supposed to pull.
RPA, we're just talking about the hybrid offensive lineman.
No, they hate them, man. They're all cutting, like, the toes out so that
their feet have, like, room to breathe. Oh, yeah, my
pinky toe would hate those. I think that's why
I like the speeds, because they had a little fat front end.
You know what I mean? Had a big cockpit up there.
That's right. The wide toe box. Yeah, I like the wide toe box.
Yeah, they need to get back to that. Right now, all these things are narrow and
the linemen hate them. There you go.
They're saying too much pizzazz on these cleats.
Yeah, they're trying to make them look too cool, trying to make them look like linebacker cleats, and they're not.
Athletes.
I like that.
Disgusting.
Just saying, that's my piece.
Let's talk about athletes.
Let's not talk about offensive lines, toes.
Been there.
Even though I feel the same exact way.
You're built like a lineman.
Thank you.
Kind of.
And I got great.
We know.
I mean, Jason Kelsey didn't get a chance to see it on Monday, but we know that my fucking he.
Ain't that?
Yeah.
It's on the game day.
Oh yeah
This week?
No, first week
Did I give one?
Yeah, you did
Oh yeah
See, I black out in there
I don't even remember doing it
As soon as it's time to go
I'm just listening
For the fucking Kaden
You know what I mean
I don't even
I don't need to be thinking
I don't need to be thinking
out there at all
AJ you got it one time
I think haven't you
Just out there
Oh yeah
Yeah, he kicked flat on me
I wouldn't
I wouldn't
I wouldn't want to take a pass rush
against you
Only two people would beat me
Cam Hayward
Aden Hutchson
Well,
Hutch was a screen
Yeah you kind of
Was debatable
Yeah you did
It was a screen.
You're right.
I kind of let him by.
Jay Glazer kind of got you that one time.
Jay.
Yeah, that was the...
I can't co-sign on that.
I don't think Jay got you.
Thank you because we all know how that could have ended, and it didn't.
So I think I was being very hospitable.
That would have been awesome.
Awesome.
You would have done it.
So I know he knows rolling very well.
Yeah.
And we did start doing the shoulders thing.
Right.
This guy?
Yeah, but he started like really moving.
And I'm in cowboy boots, and I didn't know we were doing this.
So I'm sliding backwards, but just natural.
And Jay Glazer probably felt this because he is Jay Glazer.
But there was like, let me see, can I, if I was to get here, how does it feel?
You know?
And if he keeps going, we're going to this side, he keeps pushing.
I'm like, all right, we're fucking going for a hip tosser as soon as we get to this other side.
And we hugged each other.
This little judo throw.
And we hugged each other.
But we were about a half a second away from me trying to fucking full on, you know, trying to get him.
I love Jake Leger.
If I didn't like him, I wouldn't be trying to do that.
But he was fucking moving me pretty.
good. Not as much as Cam Hayward. Cam Hayward put his left hand into my chest,
pushed me into a brick wall. You remember that? Yep. Mm-hmm. Old office. He was like,
this is really fun. I was like, Kim. What would you fucking do right here? And he, like,
actually got down into the stance. I'm like, oh, this is sweet. Dude, I don't think anybody's
ever really gone into a stance against me. This is going to be fun. And then,
obviously, who's it on? He said, doesn't matter. I said, all, it'll be on me. I'll do it.
I fucking one step. He fucking gets up for real. Oh, my God. So then I go another one. I got to
put my hands on him, his fucking mitt
right to my chest, okay? We're not playing
any fucking, long arm, yeah. Long arm me right to my chest
and pushed me into a brick wall as
if I was a fucking eighth grader. Do you remember
what he did that? Yeah. That was a shame.
Bididdley. I almost retired.
He's pretty, he's pretty strong.
Guy's a first bout all favor.
Yeah. All pro. He lifts me up off the
ground, I think if I do recall, like it was a movie.
Like, hey, you love fucking fun? Is this one?
Is this what you wanted to do? Is this what we were looking to accomplish?
Then he pulled me back down, pat me on the head.
and kind of walked out.
See you guys later.
I'm going to stop doing this shit,
but then I went right back to it in public.
You don't look like Cam Hayward.
Fucking give me that.
That's what I thought.
I like it.
It's a good thing,
not a bad thing.
Offensive line's going to be a big part of the story this year.
AQ, we're thankful that you're here.
Also, we're thankful that we get a chance
to dive into something that maybe doesn't get talked about enough.
We need some good D.
Yeah.
To be discussed by D.
But everything D.B.,
coming right down the pipe.
Happy Wednesday to you, D.
Yes, sir.
Who needs to be chatting about or celebrate a little bit?
Obviously, it starts with the Niners down.
None of it.
They had a great outing on offense and on defense.
Big time pick right here from the reigning MVP.
We always talk about from zone coverages.
We saw it in always throughout the week,
especially at Dallas Giants game on Sunday night football,
playing hot or low, being a flat defender,
playing a hot or low, you take away the high route,
you react to the low route.
We have a no-cover zone.
I don't know if you guys used to call it the same thing,
AJ, and zone coverage.
So right here, great job knowing also green the corner,
knowing Pooka Nicole is probably going to get targeted on this third and 10.
So many times throughout the league down the distance,
guys aren't aware of them.
So they stay kind of round the sticks.
He'll maybe be hugged up on 18, you know,
five yards away from the line of scrimmage and give up that corner route.
So great job by him.
I wouldn't even say baiting Matt Stafford into this because he got depth,
he got with, he kept leverage on it,
and then great job going up and finishing this play for a big-time interception.
So this was not a bait.
This was just standard bait?
No, it wasn't a bait.
It's just him doing his job.
He gets to reroute.
running back to the beginning, if you're a deep half safety, this is kind of like a quarter,
quarter half. If you go back to the very beginning, Foxy, it starts off showing like a single
high so you're thinking cover three or man if you're the quarterback. And then as the routes
progress down the field, they go to more of a split safety look. And anytime that corner is rolled
up like that, you're going to have a safety over the top. So you see 36 just being in that deep half.
And as that underneath defender, you just want to keep getting depth, right? Because Puka,
if he stays shallow, he hits Puka right around the 20-yard line, a little bit in front of
that 20-yard line.
He probably goes in and at least threatens to score right here.
So one-on-one tackle with that safety.
But instead, he continues getting depth, continues sinking,
and then climbing up and making an interception.
Well, good for him.
We didn't have any of that this weekend.
Nope.
We didn't have any of that.
No.
That was unbelievable.
They're doing this down under.
How do you think the Australians felt about with the game that they watch?
I think, I mean, it was pretty good game.
I mean, it was pretty dominant.
You know, you got their ass's beat.
Like I said, the Rams, I think they took the travel wrong,
or maybe just the Niners were that damn good.
And Kyle Shanahan, he's going to be prepared, you know, week in and week out.
He's going to have the protection set.
He's going to have movement.
He's going to have a good run game.
He's going to have a good plan.
And they went out and executed.
And then Rahe Morris had his defense ready to roll as well.
Niners also won over Australia because they were there for a week ahead of time.
Plus Niners crowd big time.
Exactly.
Happy about that.
So I think Australia seeing like the team that chose to go down there for a week actually kick ass to the Super Bowl favorites was good for sport in Australia.
Yep.
Now, Niners use check was on big day.
with big tricks
breaking down all of the big place
and he was saying that he actually feels much better
than he thought he was coming back
so maybe they were able to fix their sleep
as well as they got acclimated
to the Australia lifestyle for a week.
Yeah, I assume the Aussies weren't too too happy
about Matt Stafford, the MVP of the entirely
going down there and just throwing meatball subs
like DeBud just showed around the yard,
especially when Miles Garrett being another one of the biggest
storylines just basically out there running around.
But I do think
that overall the Aussies were definitely jacked up because it feels like they are now completely a part of the 49ers nation.
A nineers are a good team for the Aussies to like.
Very physical.
Fly around.
Going to be good.
I think that's a good thing.
Yeah, a lot of shooeyes.
They'll do it over there.
Kittle was perfect for the Aussies to fall in love with.
Not only him, but everybody else.
Christian McCaffrey had a hilarious line about what they said to over there.
It feels like maybe the Niners are Australia's team.
So maybe long term, Sean McVeigh knew that.
Sean McVeigh said, we'll be the bad guys.
We'll come in there.
We'll stink to join up.
We'll put you over.
Okay, we'll fucking get back.
We're LA's team.
Right in the Shite Division.
Yeah, then we'll end up in a Shite Division as Super Bowl odds on favorites.
We would like to say that we, anybody could get it.
Yeah.
Rams odds on favorite in the Shite Division.
That should be talked about, AJ.
Nobody ever really chats about us being stern but fair.
Always.
We've always been stern, but fair.
But could this be like the long game,
Sean McVeigh is playing and saying, hey, if we go out there and we get rocked,
they won't put us up for international games anymore.
Hopefully we don't play many of these in the future.
Oh, this is like Debutt doing special teams reps where he's sabotaging, basically.
I've heard of people say like, oh, yeah, I, you know, when I was changing my kid's diaper
to young age, my kid rolled and fell off the table.
I was changing the diaper, my wife doesn't let me change diapers anymore.
And I'm like, all right, buddy, you probably shouldn't be the father of that child, but yeah,
I've heard people say that.
Yeah, it sounds like you were trying to not do it anymore, but let's not put the kid at risk
Sounds like a Herb Street move.
What's a dad doing the first six, seven months anyways?
What are we doing?
That was one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard him say.
And then he just, really?
Yeah.
Multiple kids.
I'm still under.
I'm side down.
I still don't know what's going on.
Okay, so the Rams, maybe not dead.
Niners certainly ball out.
That's some good D with D.
Butch.
Is there any other good D that we need to talk about?
Before we move on, 49, it's always about healthy.
If they can stay healthy, you keep.
Bosa, Fred Warner, those guys on the field, kiddle, obviously, Purdy, and those, like McCaffrey, they have the roster top to bottom to go out and compete.
And obviously, the coaching staff as well with that addition, Rahim Morris on the defensive side.
Let's stand in the NFC West, though, big time win.
What was the stat yesterday?
Biggest underdog upset since 92 or something like that, which is absolutely crazy.
Defense much improved, offense much improved.
It's a big time pick.
What's his nickname?
What do they call him out there?
Dewey.
Okay, this is Dewey Winger.
He's last time.
I remember him was Jaguar's defender.
Now coming over here making a big time play.
So you'll see it once again, a split safety coverage.
Buda Baker at the bottom of the screen, he's a safety down here.
And as Herbert kind of rose out, I don't know if this was the pressure or if this was the design,
but he rose out and run it back real quick.
Just watch Buda Baker first.
So watch this safety that's circled at the bottom near the hash.
He's going to take away this seven route, this outbreaking route.
And once Justin Herbert sees that, that lets him know, okay, I'm going to go deep to my outside receiver.
leverage on the corner. He doesn't account for that overlapping safety, finding work, as we called it,
as the other deep safety on the opposite side of the field. Rarely does that quarterback account for him.
He puts too much air on the ball, and O'Dooey goes up and gets it, big time play high pointing in and
making the play. So he was not supposed to be there. He's supposed to be taken up by Q. Quentin
Johnson on the left side runs like a deep in, it seems like he's not supposed to be over there
in Justin Herbert's mind. He is completely free one-on-one out there. If I can hit him deep,
Piss his touchdown?
Yeah, so when you're that deep safety, you know, you've got to have a feel for the
routes.
And I don't know what adjustments were made.
Maybe pre-snap, he just told that backside corner, hey, lock it.
That's yours with that cut split.
But having that vision as a deep safety, your indicator comes from the quarterback.
Like, that's what you're reading.
You're not looking at a man per se.
It's a big protection.
So it's not that many routes down the field.
You only have one deep threat to your side, to that front side.
So you're reading the quarterback.
So once you see Herbert set up, you know exactly where he's going with this ball.
We always call it breaking the egg, pulling the arm, putting that hand, that front hand off the ball.
And you just react.
These are drills.
You'll see at the combine for deep safeties.
Hey, open your hips this way.
Open your hips that way.
Get to the ball and make a play.
So this is like a practice individual rep almost.
But he stayed, never broke stride and went up there and made a big time play.
So the Cardinals aren't ass.
Playing good football.
Playing good football.
Obviously, it's only week one.
But AQ, one of his big takeaways was defensively,
he felt like they played much better than most people expected.
like this team, you didn't really
love them last year? No, no.
I'd say. It was hard for you to have to go.
I'd say, maybe they're...
But it was off-air. You were very much
like, this team,
this team not good. This is a tough team
to be a fan of. Because you are a fan
of team, I believe, you live there, you obviously
call their games. You think, from
my understanding, you're a huge fan
of the way this team is operating right now?
Offensively, the way they're built on paper,
roster-wise, very, very good. They're going
to put up points. The question comes down to the
defense. Can Josh Sweat have another double-digit year in sacks? Can Mack Wilson continue to play
like he did in week one? And Buda Baker, obviously with him and Dewey Wingert, can Will Johnson,
can Denzel Burke? Can these guys at the cornerback position live up? If the defense does their job,
the Arizona Cardinals will be in it. So we had Michael Flore on the other day. We're very thankful for
that. Thank you. I believe you helped us out in that entirety as well. It was pretty apparent like he didn't
love that he was doing an interview. And they're trying to build something new, but he does watch
program from my understanding, so we were very grateful he came on. But as we were talking to,
I'm like, oh, no, is this the only time this year we're going to be able to talk to this guy?
There's a chance. Is this going to, you know what I mean? Is our week one overreaction that how
much we've loved the Arizona Cardinals? Or are they this year going to actually continue to be a
good football team? Sounds like from what AQ is saying and what DeButt's saying here, sound football.
Yeah. Not just like kind of a lucky win, AJ. Yeah, I think so. They could be. I mean, we will see a lot
this week, I think, from them to see if they can rebound
or continue their success. But I thought
you meant that's the last time we're going to talk to the floor because
he's such a football guy. He's grinding all the time.
There's no way he's going to agree to another interview.
Yeah, definitely never going to talk to him again. But I just
thought to myself while we're talking to him like, man,
undefeated coach right now. They're still in the
NFC West. Their schedule is brutal. Their
next like eight weeks are brutal.
Which their beat reporters say,
if they can steal two in the first 11 weeks,
maybe he's still like, yeah, all right, they still won.
Let's see. Maybe that's how
he feels. Probably. But from my
perspective from what you guys are saying that
have watched every single rap, sound
football happening. I think you win games
whenever you play sound football as opposed
to just gimmick football, happy for the Cardinals.
Also, happy for that team over there
in the shadows of New York City.
Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah, talking about
sound football. They play sound football
on both sides of the ball as well. New defensive
coordinator, DeNarro Wilson, coming over here.
So this kind of starts with
pressure up front. We always talk about marrying
the pressure up front with the coverage on the back end.
Abdul Carter lined up
as a tackle pass rusher.
Look at the situation down here.
We were talking about it early with the sit rep from the Bears.
This is 58 seconds left in the first half.
So a two-minute situation, offense is on their side of the field.
Third and five, money down.
So this is a critical down.
Now you got your pass.
You call this NASCAR, so you got your pass rushers on the field.
Watch the immediate pressure that Carter puts on the field.
And then the job that Kvon-Tibito does on the outside to keep the edge on
Dak Prescott and not let them break the pocket.
And then on the back end, it kind of becomes a scramble,
to drill with Javon Holland.
The safety, they signed over for Miami a couple years ago.
Didn't have a great year last year,
but started off his season with a big time pick.
I think he's a $20 million a year of safety.
So high draft pick, highly paid players showing up early
and making a big time play.
Now, like I said, 7-7 ball game right now.
You go up, you pressure him out of the pocket.
He's trying to throw this ball away.
He just makes it up.
Like, if you see this from the TV copier,
this catch to get his knee down to focus, get this catch.
Now you give the ball to your quarterback.
in your offense right there, and they go down to score.
This is right before that Isaiah likely touchdown,
where he was wide opening the back in the end zone.
So this is how quickly the game.
We always talk about the middle eight when you're talking college ball.
This is how quickly and critical the game can change.
So this is complimentary football.
Defense making the big time stop on the money down,
and then the offense taking advantage and driving down
and taking the seven-point league going into the half.
Shotty sitting right next to this guy as we get the shot down the line or the sideline is hilarious.
Him not believing it's a catch.
Nah.
No way. He goes, nah, no, no, no way. No way, is that a catch? And I think we all thought that.
Because we assume Dak Prescott going to throw that away.
Yep. Okay, we assume he's not going to let it be intercepted.
And then whenever we see it, there's no way the guy got inbounds and had control of the ball.
There's so many things that have to go into that great ball.
Very, maybe it's the DB.
Yeah, I thought it was a catch immediately. Just maybe it's the DBME.
Very similar to what we saw with Drake May at the end of the game.
When he rolled out and you assumed he was just throwing the ball away because everybody knows if you
watch football, hey, the one thing you can't do here is throwing interception, trying to throw it away.
And then Job, I believe, goes up and making an unbelievable catch and getting his toes in on the
sideline. So same thing here from Javon Holland. Then once again, as an offense, getting this ball,
less than a minute left around midfield, just driving it down, making throw after throw and getting
into the end zone. I'll tell you what, Bruce, you guys might not be assy this year. And he might be
good for the foreseeable future, especially if Harbaugh's mental toughness and smart football and
who we're paying and drafting are paying off. You guys.
seem like a legit program over there once again
Bruce. Yeah, it really is
crazy and I'd say that the questions were more
about how Jackson Dart would evolve
into the Matt Nagy, Greg Roman offense
going into week one and coming out
it's how great can this defense
be? Abdul
was unbelievable. The fact
he didn't get a sack is crazy.
He was basically
unblockable. Looks a lot like Michael
if you ask me. He looks a lot like Mike Parsons
getting after it.
He's spinning, he's speed rush and he's flying
around. Oh, straight. Michael, straight.
I thought he was saying straight. No, he meant Michael.
Michael. Oh, you meant Michael.
Yes, I meant Michael.
Nittany line. You trade one Michael.
You can get five different players.
You tell me five guys, one guy, name Michael,
what's better? They could have used Michael on Sunday night.
Yeah, they could. I know that.
Hey, they couldn't get a stop, good day.
No, they couldn't. Hey, when's Michael playing?
He's going to be back for the Bears game. Week 5. Everyone's saying
week six, Cowboys, he'll be back for the Bears game.
What's your guy's record by then?
Oh, three and two.
Oh, really?
I think so.
Got to win the Jets game on Sunday, and then they play the Falcons after that at home.
Jets, much improved.
I agree.
I agree.
But I don't get to shit.
You got to beat the Jets.
I get it.
What about the Falcons?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, you can't lose that fucking game.
That's for sure. Definitely not at home.
Falcons weren't in the shite division.
They could have been.
Well, it was a tight one.
If Cooper rushes is the starting quarterback.
they're the worst team in the league potentially.
Okay, put Jack Strand in there then.
Yeah.
I mean, why not?
Can't get worse.
Bejohn's really, really good, though.
Yeah, well, there was a time where he wasn't getting on the field for that team.
I believe he, what was the stat I gave you?
He had 29 touches out of his 44 snaps or something like that.
I like that.
Get him on the field, get them the ball.
That's what you do with your good players.
Oh, yeah.
And Jack Strand knows that.
Michael Pennington, too, I think they did a lot of favors just sitting on the sideline the way they looked.
I saw a lot of Atlanta Falcons.
having a good time together. That's what they were saying. Not one word of fucking motivation
from either of these guys. They were just jacking around together the entire game. Yeah, but they
weren't live streaming. I assume there was moments where that weren't caught on camera
where they were saying, hey, be jean, we're any more out of you or Cooper, course, you're doing
great. I assume there was a little bit of that happen. We just didn't see it. What we saw them doing
was very casual, comfortable, taking the cooling bench away from whoever wasn't on a field
hanging out. And I think after you lose
that game and look the way you look,
I think people are going to kill
two of them in Pennicks for a while.
I think they're going to have to win some games.
And Cooper Cush?
Oh.
What, Tone?
I mean, that might be the worst quarterback game I've ever seen.
Ever?
Neil O'Donnell, Super Bowl.
Well, he was paid to do that.
Allegedly. Whoa.
That's what Pittsburgh say. That's what people
that's not true. That is a Pittsburgh
Steelers fan thinking that
Neil O'Donnell couldn't have played that fucking bad in the Super Bowl.
He was on the take.
That's what everybody in Pittsburgh says.
That's not real.
We're not saying that about Neil.
Once again, Neil O'Donnell took the Steelers to the Super Bowl.
That does not get remembered at all in the conversation, which we serve.
AQ, probably on your side of town, same thing.
Oh, yeah, everybody.
Everybody in Pittsburgh.
I mean, he got the guy paid.
He gave him a Super Bowl MVP, gave everything.
Two pick sixes and they lost by 13 points, so you told me.
Yeah, it's tough outing for Neil O'Donnell.
had a great run to get the Steelers to the Super Bowl.
You're saying Cooper Cush played worse than that?
Yeah, it was really bad, man.
He couldn't throw anything other than, you know,
a couple of swings and screens to Bejan,
and then, you know, you see what happens when he tried to do that too much.
He threw another horrendous interception in the game, too.
It was so bad.
Was Jack Strand suited and booted?
He was suited and booted.
He was number two.
Did the Pittsburgh Steelers make their way on good D?
Because it sounds like they could potentially have their way with...
No, they did.
I thought about putting this one on the first.
you know, it's not a DB, so I'm showing DB's love really.
Okay.
No Zach Bond for the Eagles.
Nope.
No T.J. Watt.
Both defensive players at a week.
Congrats to them.
I think we broke this news.
Oh, hell yeah.
I think we did earlier today.
I think we broke this news.
Do you see that age?
We came off hot with that.
Didn't expect that to be the open until I read a text from a number I didn't know.
Shout out to that person from NFL saying, hey, this just won out.
You know, just thought you'd have eyes on it.
This is about to go out, thought you'd have eyes on it, look down.
You wouldn't have sent that to me, unless.
So we really took some liberties there and just fucking ran that thing.
You know, they sent over exactly what they did.
But if we could do that every week, we'd love to do this.
Absolutely.
These are huge deals, AJ.
Legitimately, in the locker room, in team everywhere, this is going to be celebrated mightily for these guys.
And also, week one means you, these are pros here, right?
Showing up, playing their absolute best football to start this entirety.
good for all of them and good for their teams
that obviously have success, AJ.
Yeah, Zach Bonn, he's a guy that I mean,
he continues to play well. He's fun
to watch. He really is. He seems to have settled in.
Like, he's the guy there in the middle for the Eagles.
And I just, I don't know why he's, it's fun
to watch him, but how his career has progressed
and how great of a player he is now, man.
He's going to be good for a long time.
Evan McPherson for the Cincinnati Bengals. We talked
about it. A lot of turnovers for that defense. They look
different. Bring sexy Dexy over there.
Congrats to them getting a big win on the offensive
side of the ball. We just assume it's only
going to get better and better as the season goes on.
Then we get some news out of Cincinnati Bengals practice today that Joe Burrow may be a little
banged up.
Joe Burrow might be a little bit banged up.
Yeah, the tweet basically says, hey, he didn't do this, and then he wasn't throwing any purposeful
balls, and then he goes over and talks to Zach Taylor, and it looked like he was mozying
a little bit.
Obviously, this is only Wednesday, which is normally the first day of practice, first day
of real work for a team.
So maybe he is just taking it back or scheduled to take it down a little notch or two.
But reports coming out of a six.
Cincinnati are saying Joe Burrow does not look 100% healthy here, week two of the NFL season,
which is obviously not great news.
I texted Shifty to ask him if he's got anything on this or if he's heard anything.
We're going to cold call him right now because we just, the tweet got sent into the group within the last hour.
But there might be a little something brewing with old Joey Burrow right now, AJ Hawk.
Yeah, I hope not.
I know in the clip that they put out with just a little, I know the media is available at the first like 10, 10, 15 minutes of practice.
when they say no purpose for balls, that's what kind of confuses me.
I guess he kind of just threw like a couple of little balls like a guy that was coming off of some kind of arm injury, I feel like.
Yeah, let me, let's find the tweet here so we can read this accurately.
Mike Petralia at Tragg says Joe Burrow didn't take part in stretch and isn't throwing with purpose and spoke with Zach Taylor.
Now, does he always participate in stretch?
I'm not 100% sure.
I tried to miss that as often as possible.
You know, I didn't really, that wasn't my favorite part.
Still don't know how to stretch.
Probably going to affect me later in life.
But does Joey B have his own warm-up without stretch?
I guess Traggs wouldn't point that out if that wasn't a storyline.
And then saying he didn't have any perp throw with any purpose and spoke with staff,
what does that mean, D bunch to you?
You think he's just maybe a G-day here?
Nah, way too early, in my opinion, for a G-day.
You're talking Wednesdays.
You're talking about these starting quarterbacks.
They want to take every rep.
Most starting quarterbacks in AQ would be more familiar than this.
when I would. They get out there early taking snaps and shit like that. I don't know if they're
necessarily always in like the stretch lines with everyone else. But yeah, the not throwing
purposeful balls would be the most concerning thing Wednesday going in the week two.
Yeah, so we're watching the backup quarterbacks here. Is that Joey Flack? Joe Flacco
taking some steps and then throwing a deep ball. Maybe this is just what Joe Flack wants to do
as opposed to what Joey Burr wants to do, time. Could be. I think we really need to get to the bottom of
this, though. We need to get Ben Baby on the horn at some point.
Boom.
Okay, we'll definitely reach out to Ben Baby.
I believe we're reaching out to Adam Schaefter right now,
who we FaceTimeed.
It sounded like shite, so we sent him a Zoom link.
Classic.
If he's able to get on that.
We never know what Schaefter's in the middle of,
legitimately.
Yeah.
Shepter could be in the middle of anything right now like you.
He's always in the car.
Every time I see him, he's always in the car.
Too much.
Exactly.
He's in the car.
He's in the middle of maybe working out.
We see him.
He'll go to his office.
Is he writing a journal diary entry there at the same time?
Without doubt.
Because we know he does that every single.
night you know it's a it's a lot hey Bruce is he gonna join us or are we gonna um what is happening here
just so I can kind of know as I'm sitting up here just talking nothing as we try to fill time here
yeah so our safari version no longer supports gmail so that that threw a bit of a wrench towards me
but yes he is he is going to join our safari doesn't support gmail yeah we haven't updated our safari
on this computer in a while and I guess we know longer sports gmail so I opened gmail and it popped
and then I just couldn't click on any of the buttons.
So the composed button to send an email.
It wasn't working.
Okay, so you couldn't get the Zoom link too, Chefty.
Okay, I appreciate you.
My man.
Now, you know, the new iPhone's coming out
because all of our iPhones aren't working anymore.
Bingo.
That's right.
But they've got in it.
Exactly.
They've come out and said, that's not true.
It is.
Yeah, without a doubt.
We fucking all live it every single time.
We're super pumped for you.
Okay, we're super pumped.
You got a new one coming out.
Heard it's awesome.
Sucks that my phone has to suck until that happens.
Do you see they're doing Apple Watch iPods?
I did see that, yes.
Apple Watch?
Instead of the watch, you know how it's a little square?
They're building a thing that is an iPod, basically.
You put it on top of it, and then it can operate with a dial and a turn and a whole phone.
Yeah, you can take it off.
You can take it off of the watch, and then you put it into this contraption that just makes it into an iPod.
Oh.
That's stupid.
You don't know.
It looks cool.
I don't need a fucking phone.
You wear it on your wrist and too?
What?
So I think it's fun to take a trip back in time.
Remember, we all had those.
I remember Steve Jobs, like it was yesterday,
with a super fucking turtle neck on saying,
you know, we're going to call it the iPod.
At the time, it was, that was sweet.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're taking a trip back in time right now.
Nike's going back to Miami.
Don't need to.
Nike's not fucking technology.
That's clothing.
That's fine.
We can take a trip back in time.
What the hell are we doing?
And how should we view this?
Is this Tim's final,
or is this the new person's,
first.
That's a great question.
Got to be Tim's final.
I'm assuming all this stuff's the final.
Yeah, like even the foldable phone.
Chen is stuck around at least until those things goes.
No, it's John Stein.
It's just like Tim.
Like, remember for the first, how many years was the stuff Tim was releasing with
still Steve?
Yeah.
How long was Tim Donner?
I know he plus 1,431% or something.
Value.
I forget what it was.
He did pretty well.
This, I'll tell you what, I could not have never expected what we're doing right now,
trying to get a guy onto his Zoom time.
I mean, it's fucking crazy.
I'm not seeing video now.
That's my up thing here.
I haven't asked Bruce what's going on yet.
Bengals got the Texans coming up, I believe, by the way.
No problem there.
No problem there.
Of the 31, 36 point performance, too.
Yeah, that's certainly who you'd like to see.
I got bashed Joey B's brains in.
Yeah.
Tim Cook's been at Apple for 28 years.
So a lot has happened.
Yeah.
How long is CEO?
He's been the, he transitioned to executive chairman of the board in 22.
26. He was the CEO from 2011 to
2016. 15. That's a good run.
John's been there since 2001.
And now he just got his opportunity
what two months ago? Yep. What's his name?
John Ternis.
25 years until he got his opportunity?
I mean, he was a senior vice president.
I was going to say. Hardware engineer.
So he was, you know.
He was around. Okay.
He was around for the first iPod.
Yeah.
You know, now ladies and gentlemen, joining us now,
the man. Adam Schifter.
Oh, baby, Chefty.
Shefty, sorry about the case.
in the confusion in the middle of your day.
Thank you for joining us and looking so spectacular.
I guess the new safari doesn't,
or the old safari doesn't handle the new Gmail.
We need to update our safari so we can get you a Zoom link.
And then the video, you need to turn on a camera.
Okay, I think that's what you need to do.
Let's get back to what I've been doing that.
No, I've been doing that.
No, I watched it right here.
You did have a camera on.
So that's just what I saw.
I've just let you know that's what I saw.
Bruce certainly not one that doesn't take any blame in this situation.
But I watched you.
I watched it all.
It's a tricky new camera.
We're getting it.
Yeah, you look unbelievable.
You are glowing, and we need some information out of you.
What the hell is going on with Joey Burrow?
Is Joey Burrow okay?
And should we be worried about what we are hearing from at-trags
where he's saying no warm-up, no purposeful throws,
and he's talking to staff?
What do we make from this?
And what are you hearing?
Well, obviously it's an issue if Joe Burrow is not practicing at the start of the work
weekend on Wednesday.
He is in uniform.
He is on the practice field.
So that's a good sign.
Now, there was a play early in the game where he was,
went down on his elbow and there was some blood and it looked like he jammed his elbow,
which could be shoulder. You don't know whether it's the elbow or the shoulder. Here's the
deal. When it's the quarterback, all eyes are going to be on him and they're going to have to
issue the injury report here post practice and say whether it's an elbow or a shoulder injury.
But I anticipate that it's going to be one of those two because he's not throwing the football
at practice today. You got Joe Flacko out there taking the reps with the Bengals. So my guess
is that it is connected to what happened to borough earlier in the game when he banged that elbow,
whether it's the elbow or the shoulder, and he had blood coming out.
That's my guess.
And the fact that he's out there in uniform, despite the fact that he's not taking throws,
that's an encouraging side.
It doesn't mean he's playing Sunday, but the fact that he's out there tells me it's not a significant injury.
Okay, so this is all happening in real time, and obviously we appreciate tracks his video.
We appreciate you trying to track it down.
We appreciate you figuring out your camera coming on here and telling us the latest and greatest.
They have to give a report after practice.
When will you learn?
They have to give a report after practice.
When will you actually get like more information?
Should we expect this to be kind of aloof all week on what's going to happen?
Or should we know pretty soon?
In a moment.
Oh.
Well, I think there'll be information that filters in this afternoon, what the Bengals are
designating injury.
And now that people know that Joe Burrough obviously has something wrong,
that there'll be constant updates about his status
for the remainder of the week,
and that will become one of the central storylines
leading into Sunday's game now.
I mean, that's, it's just, it was,
nobody realized that he was hurt there on the elbow.
You see him come down on it,
but now people know there's an issue
because he's not practicing on Wednesday.
So it's going to be something that everybody
is going to be tracking from this point on.
You're the best. We can't wait to see what the hell comes of it.
This is not good.
No.
No.
This is not good for the Cincinnati Bank.
who obviously start this season differently than they have in the past.
They normally start slow.
Joey Burrow, healthy through all of camp.
This is a different day, different day.
For him to get banged up, don't love that, especially if it's throwing arm.
Go ahead, Shafti.
No, I was just going to say, like, that was such a key thing for them all year, for him to be healthy,
because that's been an issue every year.
And he has got to be healthy for this team to have the kind of year that everybody wants them to have.
And if he's not healthy, then that's going to be a problem for this team.
You're the best. We appreciate you.
Ladies gentlemen, that's Adam Schaefter.
Hey, Jeffer.
Took longer to set up than him. Come on a show.
I know he's going to hate that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he's not going to be happy about that.
No.
I'm trying to get the fucking information right now.
You have me come on here and do this whole song and dance.
Got turn on my camera. I can't even hear me any glitches.
And then I could be finding out this information right now.
I do think this is quite a developing story here.
Oh, yeah.
There's no question about it.
Whenever you look at all the quarterbacks I played with,
80% of them took Wednesdays off, whether it was week one or whether it was week 10.
then.
Oh, really?
Yeah, and then what we would do, like, so Carson Palmer, Tom Brady, right?
They were all older guys, played a long time.
Then what we would do was we would make Wednesday our spider non-padded day.
They wanted to get the reps in with pads, put shoulder pads on them on Thursday,
so they got the reps with shoulder pads, and then go back to spiders or no pads on Friday.
Okay, so this might not be anything.
Might not be anything.
Okay, maybe it's just a new.
It looked really awkward, though.
I haven't said that.
Even when he came down, it looked weird and also like, what the fuck?
are you doing? I don't know if it was
third down, so maybe he was going for a first down,
but what the fuck are we doing?
How long do we spend
time about Jackson Dartney and to get down?
Like, he's kind of in the same category
at this point. The football player.
Ancelone's a bad out of hell coming for his
head. It was third and six, so he got
first down for his team. Okay, fair enough.
He's in front of the jungle, too, so he's definitely going to
go for him. For sure. But yes, we all
think the same thing about Joe. It's a lot
better when you're on the field. I can't
wait to hear what the reports are after practice. I can't
here what the injuries are. But if that was it where he jams himself in there on his throwing
arm, that's going to be certainly something in an AFC North that has a lot of question marks.
AFC North has a lot of question marks. The only truth might be that team in Baltimore.
That is. Now, the Pittsburgh Steelers obviously get a huge win. Massive.
Huge win. Ton, why don't you come join us out here as a undefeated Pittsburgh Steelers fan?
And also, your hair looked great today. Yeah.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
Well done, Tony.
Good job.
Well done, Tone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
Tony,
Duh.
Baby.
Yeah.
Good to see you.
Get out.
I like Shine.
Sheffter's still here,
by the way.
He's still sitting on,
if we want to go.
If we want to go back to Schifty,
Chefty,
Shepty, everything good?
You find out anything?
You learn?
More news.
More news?
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, Sam Donald ruled out for Sunday's game against the Cardinals.
He's out.
What's going on with a shot here?
It should be clear.
What's the deal?
Yeah, it's not.
Okay, thank you.
Your message was clear that we heard.
Sam Donald ruled out this weekend against Cardinals.
It will be bodyguard, Drew Locke back in there.
That's official news.
Chef, he's going to be.
Oh, yeah.
So.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Yeah, he's going nuts right now.
He's the best.
Thank you for staying on top of that, Chefter.
Thank you to all the insiders that don't sleep.
Just have multiple phones.
Yep.
Always in it for us so they can put their shit up first.
Excited to hear if it's anything with Joe Burrow, we just took a day off.
Ton, before we wrap up, don't you think we should see if AQ can win some people some money?
What do you think it should be shot?
Blat it up.
You think you should be shooting in basketball or football?
What do you think you should be doing here?
Okay, football season.
Okay.
I don't know if you guys saw Tyrese Hall of Berners all the way back.
did see that. Yeah, he's got highlights looking exactly like how Tyrese
Albertan. I saw him wearing the Reggie Miller jersey backwards. It was sick.
Yeah, I mean, that's what Tyrese Halliburton does. He's super high fashion. He's
obviously super high quality basketball player. It's going to be great to have him back.
He returns from a torn Achilles that happened in game seven of the NBA finals
in which he was potentially going to go on and have 50 points. Indiana Pacers being
mocked and ridiculed in the Eastern Conference. And his return is on the zone, right?
Yeah, that's right. Against the Pelicans.
or something.
In the middle of the day or something.
Yep.
Which Tyrese came out and said,
okay.
All right.
Thanks.
Noon tip.
Yeah, noon tip on the zone.
I think you have.
On a Wednesday.
I mean, it could be actually a 10 a.m.
tip on the zone there.
Or midnight.
So, I mean, just the disrespect is just continuing
towards Tyrese Halliburton.
If we can all recall
and take a trip back in time,
he was the NBA playoffs.
I mean, every moment he was
the one creating it. Most buzzer-breeders ever in one playoff, right? Yeah, and they were all
fuck it. I mean, obviously buzzer-beaters in the playoffs are awesome, but his were just like
somehow even more dramatic than they're supposed to be, which is his style of play. He is a
showman. He's an entertainer. He's very good for our city and our team. There's going to be a lot
to pull from for Carlisle. Not a lot of respect for the Pacers. So I understand you're saying
fuck basketball, but I like to say, fuck the way people are talking about the Pacers this year
in basketball. I don't like that one bit. Okay, AQ.
with the four of the brand ball.
Which hoop are you thrown towards?
This way over here.
Did you practice beforehand?
I saw that zero preparation.
You do look good, though.
AJ, have you seen him stand up here
his first time, long time?
We've seen him up on this stage.
He looks good, doesn't he, AJ?
Yeah, it looks great.
I know we've gone through a bunch of different
transformations over the last few years.
I think you look great.
New tattoos.
Fluctuating.
Fluctuating.
Yeah, got a new one.
Did you get your forearm done?
Yeah.
No shoes.
That looks really cool.
Yeah.
That looks sweet.
Did you get knocked out for that?
No, 17 hours.
Damn.
Nine, the first, eight, the second.
For that?
And you didn't, IV, you didn't.
Charge about a hour?
Sat there and look, no.
Okay.
I want to let everybody know.
If I show up, potentially,
a lot of, four Juergens bottles.
This guy went through during his tattoo,
17 hour period.
So you got to do what you got to do.
Great, great thrust that was on camera.
Thank you for showcasing everybody, what's possible.
I'm going to come back and I'm going to have a full sleeve one day.
Just know that.
stayed up through that entire thing.
Okay.
Just know that I didn't take the easy way out.
Hey, I could, though, because I already got one right here.
That's right.
I already got one right here.
Okay, super painful area.
So I've earned my stripes.
That's right.
But I will continue to earn my stripes if I get a full sleeve onto here over the weekend.
Yep.
You know.
This is going to be a sleeve when it's all done.
So it's going to be.
Are you going to get an IV and go under it?
No.
You're going to stay up like me.
Just like you.
Thank you for doing that.
Juergens on the bicep.
There's going to be a lot of people.
Well, every once in a while, you know, he gets really aggressive.
Yeah.
So I think starts splashing around, you know.
Just a permanent one that he can.
Yeah.
Actually, you know how people like, I got to do this.
A guy had be a friend, tell a friend something nice and might change your life tattooed right here at the Texas game.
Very cool of him to do that.
He asked if I would sign it, you know, and he was going to get my signature tattooed.
He does that with remnants of lotion around.
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
Like tear drops.
Little dots of lotion just kind of circle right here just so he can remember the good old days.
He actually attacked him and said he uses his milking table so he lays flat down while he's getting the tattooed.
Okay, I like that.
That's a good idea.
Okay, maybe I'll do that for my, for my sleeve that I get done.
I get one of those up.
I said getting the IV done.
All right, A.Q, why don't you try to win some people some money right now?
All you got to do is throw it out of the elephant, okay?
The elephant in the room is that you can remember everything.
Okay, I tell my daughter that every single.
morning whenever we drop her off at, when I drop her off at, uh, what is that?
Was that preschool?
Yeah.
Is that kindergarten?
No, no, preschool.
When she's a preschool, okay, right over here, I drop her off.
I say, you're allowed to remember everything.
Okay, let's go ahead and try to do that.
That's what the elephant does.
And what this elephant wants to remember, on this day, this what Wednesday?
Is it AQ Shipley put that football into that hoop right over there and won.
20 people, $500.
All you got to do, AQ.
put that football into that hoop right over there.
If you're able to do that for the people,
man, there's going to be 20 people a little bit happier.
Oh, yeah.
If you miss it, though, those 20 people?
I hate my guts.
Maybe kill you.
No.
Yeah.
We don't want that.
Yeah, there's a chance.
I mean, that's something to think about as you throw this.
We don't know.
People are a little bit on till a little bit, you know, some people.
So there's a chance that they thought they were going to guarantee to win this
randomly selected $500.
which 20 people will win.
All you have to do is repost this video,
say something nice to somebody,
and put the easiest way to pay you digitally,
and you could potentially be one of those 20 winners,
but if he doesn't make this,
he's spitting in everybody's face.
That's what they're saying.
Isn't that what they're saying?
Tone doesn't want to do a giveaway.
No.
I don't know if the toxic table wants to do a giveaway either,
especially after the weekend?
Definitely not.
Don't really care.
Okay, I like that.
Indifference.
D-Bud, how do you feel about the giveaway?
Yeah.
I want some people to win.
You want some people to win.
Thank you for doing that.
AJ, how do you feel you?
Would you like AQ to put this in it?
Smacking a mouth a little bit.
I'm pretty indifferent as well, actually.
I do want to see AQ, let it fly, though.
Okay.
So I would like to see you win.
Let's go.
I'd like 20 people to win 500 bucks.
Only one ball, though.
Okay.
Penn State.
He's going to make it.
Penn State Nittney Lion.
AQ.
Shipley.
Wearing Sun.
Day.
Red.
Blue shoes.
Mm-hmm.
Unreal t-shirt
for the brand football.
Baby Duke
could potentially
become 20 people's hero.
Good luck, AQ.
Here we go.
That was good ball.
Be a friend, tell a friend something nice
that might change your life.
AQ, great work today, buddy.
Good to see him.
D-Buck, great work this week.
Safe travels, brother.
We'll be back tomorrow.
Tone, good to see you.
Be a friend, tell her friend,
something nice of might change your life.
We're in a thing together.
Team on me. Team on three.
Thank all those.
you baby one two three team bye bye bye
