The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 176 - Quarantine Schmorantine.. Let’s Enjoy This As Much As We Can.. AJ Hawk Stops By For An Immaculate Convo

Episode Date: March 17, 2020

On today's show, Pat and the boys effectively find a way to fix the NFL Draft amid the Coronavirus outbreak, as they have already decided that there will no be fan involvement whatsoever. Also, to beat the quarantine, Pat welcomes on Super Bowl Champion, former middle linebacker for the Green Bay Packers, friend of the show, AJ Hawk. AJ and Pat react to all the craziness of the start of NFL free agency. Which teams are interested in Brady, where is he potentially going? How did the Cardinals manage to fleece the Texans so bad in sending DeAndre Hopkins to Arizona, which teams are getting better? Which teams are getting worse? Pat and AJ break down all the above, plus much, much more (9:15-1:39:41). As always, stay safe out there, and try to make the best out of this quarantine situation. Today is a fun one, come and laugh with us. Cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How is it going? I hope your quarantine is going as positive as possible. The world's a wild one, but I'm here to talk about all the magical shit that happened in the NFL today. Big moves. Big moves. DeForest Buckner, formerly of the San Francisco 49ers, one of the freak foursome that they had on the defensive line, traded to the Indianapolis Colts for the 13th pick. That's an interesting move. Chris Ballard said, hey, we need to stock up that D-line.

Let's go ahead and bring in a 25-year-old guy who's 6'7 and a monster. Welcome to Indianapolis, DeForest Buckner. I think you'll love it. Welcome to Cleveland. Case Keenum signs with the Cleveland Bronze, like $10 million guaranteed over two years. Is that a backup salary?

Seems like it. If I'm Stefanski, a great guy to bring in to maybe mentor Baker Mayfield, is Case Keenum, the man who once said that his best day of his life is whenever he found his relationship with Jesus Christ. Said that immediately after the Minneapolis miracle. Seems like a good guy. Humble guy. Hard working guy. Maybe that'll be a good quarterback

room for old Baker. And watch those Cleveland Browns who also signed Jack Conklin, offensive lineman from Tennessee. Was supposed to go to the Jets, everybody thought. Instead, the Browns realizing they have a bad offensive line problem last year, signed Jack Conklin to a lot of money, 30 million guaranteed or something like that. It's a wild time right now. Tom Brady's still not signed. Conversation's still happening on

where he could possibly go to. We dive into it all today. I think you're going to enjoy the show. And I'm thankful you chose to listen. And I'm thankful for the fact that whenever this whole thing is over and we're back to going to live events, when we're back to going to sporting events and we're really cherishing our time outside of our homes, and maybe we're at a concert or a comedy show, or you know, maybe even some theater for some sophisticated motherfuckers, you know what? We're going to enjoy it so much more because of these times we're being confined and holed up in our house. And when those times come, there will only be one ticket place to go. And that's our friends at SeatGeek. SeatGeek is obviously in the same spot as a lot of Americans right now.

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Hopefully we can give you a little mental vacation like this show will be right now. The NFL said the league schedule is staying on time, which means the draft is happening at the same time then. If the draft was to move, then the league wouldn't be on the same schedule. Now, they've called Vegas and canceled it basically and said it's not going to be public i'll be intrigued to see how if they go war room to war room have the teams actually select from their war room like i have one central place like maybe it's rich eisen in culver city in a studio he's like all right on the clock now is the indianapolis colts get a look into the war room

then whenever they're ready have chris ballard, GM, step up and say, with the 13th pick of the 2020 NFL draft, we select to join this team, T. Higgins, or whoever it would be. That'd actually be pretty cool, I think. So if you're going to do it in a manner without fans, and you're not going to do it in a public grand area, and I understand that would take a little bit away from roger goodell's moment there um i think that would be kind of cool if you just eavesdropped into the war rooms and had the teams actually make their picks from there

i would assume something along those lines or another fashion would be done as opposed to postponing it because it seems like the nfl is dead set on keeping everything exactly how it is including free agency and tampering period that kicks off in an hour and nine minutes. Signing, which are the new league year, it starts at four o'clock. I mean, they're staying on the course. If they have to do it without fans or in a different fashion,

I don't think they care at this point. Yeah, all in on that as the way to do the draft this year. That'd be dope, wouldn't it? Yeah. That'd be dope. Welcome. Rich Eisen sitting there with his bald head, you know, and his suit in Culver City at NFL Network.

And it's, welcome to the 2020 NFL Draft. Some highlight reel of all the players. Like a bum, bum, bum, right back to it. Due to social distancing, because we canceled everything, we are going to be doing the draft a little bit differently. For instance, the first pick of the NFL Draft will be done by the Cincinnati Bengals. Let's take a look at their war room.

It goes into a shed, you know. They probably don't have the Wi-Fi. The Bengals don't even have a war. They don't have Wi-Fi or whatever. No, it's not the Bengals' fans' fault. We're just talking strictly the Bengals' organization and how it's run like a dumpster. So that might be a little bit tough,

but I think that would be a cool way to go in there, and it's the actual GMs talking, like Andrew Berry of the Browns, Ballard. I think that would be awesome if they're like you know what to join our team we think this guy's fat chris ballard we think this guy's fast we think he's a good culture fit we think this guy's got good grades he's won a championship we're taking wide receiver t higgins from clemson that would be awesome then you see the room react and then i think that would be a cool way to do it if they were to do it. But it does sound like they're not moving it.

That's also cool because I watch the draft maybe for 20% of what's going on at the draft and then 80% just to find out where someone's going. Yeah, no one cares about people walking up and dapping up Goodell. You're watching it because you want to see which guys are going where. And that's a really cool alternative. Now, granted, you won't have the moments, you know, the moments. Right. Well, it's a pandemic.

Unless Chris Ballard lets me into the war room to announce a pick. Something to think about. They want me to do a bunch of stuff. I mean, we can barter. We can do business if you like. That would be awesome. Yeah, you won't have the people doing the random picks though But I think it would be cool to get Like Jerry Jones tell them what pick it is

Like that would be awesome I can't believe we just fixed the draft They might never go back to a live draft by the way Seeing teams scramble like if a guy gets picked Like right before him Oh son of a Call a trade. Call the Browns.

Call the Bengals. Call the Lions. Call a team. That would be awesome. Did we just fix the draft? Yeah, you did. Huh. You look like you haven't seen the sun in six years.

I am on the other side a little bit more out of shape than you. But we do have an open that I'd like to get to right now. Look good, feel good good feel good feel good play good play good pay good pay good live good live good die good aj hawk is currently quarantined in ohio i'm quarantined in indiana there's no live sports so we figured we'd talk about them aj how are you doing i'm doing great but technically we are not quarantined pat i mean you can technically get out and move around if you want, can't you? Yep.

I drove to this office this morning for 13 minutes, actually, so I am not quarantined. But we are in the office currently on a massive day. This March 16th is the tampering period day that has kicked off for the NFL and franchise tag day. So although live sports have stopped, the business side of the NFL is off and running. Well, yeah, of course. But I felt like you were throwing to a clip there pat with your tone and how you were delivering that well digs just walked in so something big just happened digs what happened the broncos are in on tom brady

and the cardinals and texans are agreeing to a trade that will send david johnson to houston okay so david johnson's going over there to Houston and Denver Broncos are in for Tom Brady. For those that are just keeping up here, Tom Brady was allegedly going to the Titans because he FaceTimed with Vrabel and used to play with him. He was allegedly going to the Niners. Those teams said, nah, now everybody is in play and the Denver Broncos, just like they made a play for Peyton Manning, potentially making a play for Tom Brady to save their souls. Yeah, but I saw something, Pat, where they acted like once the Titans were out and Tannehill got re-signed by them, it was Tampa Bay or back to New England for Tom Brady.

Why was it ever just Tampa Bay? Okay, I'm sure we'll talk about the Colts at some point. That's your team. Why is he not an option for the Colts? The Colts are signing Phillip Rivers. We've been saying that on my show for like three you think if if Phil if they have the option between signing Phillip and Tom they're gonna take Phillip you know that's interesting hey hey AJ that's an interesting question you just asked because people around here just like in every other city in

America that has an NFL team they hate Tom Brady here they I mean they don't like Phillip Rivers but they hate Tom Brady here honestly I don't like just because of the the Peyton yeah Tom Brady here. I mean, they don't like Phillip Rivers, but they hate Tom Brady here, honestly. Just because of the Peyton-Tom Brady rivalry that went on for so long? Yeah, yeah. And even though Peyton's friends. Young kids don't know about that, though. Yeah, young kids don't know that Peyton and Tom used to have a big rivalry, and Peyton and Tom are friends now. But this city, that burns a little bit deeper than people could imagine.

A lot of people hate Tom Brady. Indianapolis is one of those cities. But I think Phillip Rivers ends up here with the Colts, even though the Colts would be a good fit for Tom Brady, good team, need to add another weapon. But everybody's talking about Tampa Bay because Tampa Bay is ready to fucking give him everything, roster control, potential offensive play call control, Bruce Arians, Clyde Christensen,

and the boys kind of on their swan song down there. They just want to win one, and they've got weapons, including if they bring in Antonio Brown, who's potentially going there. That's why I think everybody's talking about the Buccaneers, but I guess John Elway, let's not leave that son of a bitch out of this thing. I think I can envision Tom Brady in the Denver Broncos uniform. This is unbelievable. I've been like this thing seven times.

What happened? Well, it's my CBD cone, obviously. It's a CBD. It makes my joints feel better. And I light it and it goes out better. And I light it and it goes out and then I light it and it goes out. But anyways, I'm sorry I interrupted you there. You should try maybe a different delivery mechanism for your CBD, your strictly CBD strain that you have in there.

Well, my strictly CBD could be bonged. It could be gas mass. It could be bold. It could be steam rolled. It could be blunted. But in my eyes, the cone is the most efficient and easiest to do but it just won't stay lit i don't know why maybe it's because coronavirus got to it but i'm not 100 sir yeah i interrupted it obviously is the most efficient best way to deliver your cbd into your body since you have to relight it every four seconds so i'm glad that you had a face time first of you facetime me yesterday pat stop over me. You had a FaceTime last night where you described the cone to me and how it's transformed your life. Yeah, if you were to listen to me whenever I was speaking over top of you,

it's easy, it's convenient, it normally stays lit for a time, but now it's just not performing under pressure right now. I'm a little bit worried about it, but let's talk about football. Tom Brady, your thoughts, please your thoughts please so yeah i know what just happened earlier i know because it's your stream i guess your voice will be heard we're both speaking at the same time very unprofessional by both of us i guess i will take the brunt of that so your voice will be heard to everybody where i'll just be talking and you'll see my mouth moving and nothing coming out i I understand how this Skype situation works.

I don't know what you're even, stop signaling your. What? My quarantine studio. Oh, I'm sorry. You're over there talking to the boys. We lost you there. Sorry, we lost you from Word to quarantine studio. It's great to have you back.

Now let's get to the Tom Brady, please. Okay, so off and running here, Pat, aren't we? It feels good to be back in the saddle with you It is, I mean, it's going to take a little bit To work out, you know, the ebbs and flows We're going to have to have our horse blinders on But I think this is going to be a one-stop shop for great conversation On a daily basis Oh, I agree 100%, and what else are we doing?

It's such a weird time right now with no sports And we don't have to sit here and go over What's going on with the coronavirus It changes minute by minute, but when you talk about the broncos jumping in the conversation for tom brady it makes sense to me why wouldn't you go after tom brady it's probably you're probably gonna give him what a two-year deal make him happy how many how much how many million a year in that two year deal uh let's go 25 million dollars a year what if you go to your deal with him obviously it's pretty much guaranteed so say two years years, $50 million guaranteed, Tom.

That's much less than what Tannehill just got paid from the Titans. Yeah, you're right, man. But Tannehill's deal, I also see that it's like a two-year prove-it deal. After the second year, yeah, they already paid him $60-some million guaranteed. They could get rid of him if they want to. It's kind of hard to see. I don't think we've got good circulation in here coronavirus attacked our vents but i think i think tom brady at 50 million dollar fully guaranteed is going to be the number i think unless unless it becomes like a bidding

war between the buccaneers the chargers and the broncos and somehow somebody's like all right well fuck it we'll just give you a 35 million and this is all we want from you you know it with the broncos getting into play though nobody's talked about them right i mean nobody talked about the broncos when peyton manning was up either everybody thought it was potentially the titans because there was a rumor that they were going to give them a percentage of the fucking team at one point then the rams were going to los angeles so the thought was like hey get peyton manning in la because he could be the face of a team then the broncos kind of came out of nowhere and and they handed the keys over to Peyton as soon as he got there.

Like, hey, here you go. This is your – now that's gotten Adam Gase four different jobs now since that. But they had a hell of a run there. I would assume John Elway's like, okay, we'll do exactly what we did with Peyton. We'll give you the keys. We'll let you do your own thing. We've done this before. We've got a good defense.

Von Miller's still here playing football. That's actually not a bad landing spot. Our guy Drew Locke, who's not scared to rap a little cheesy on the sideline he kind of has to take a back seat and learn from a goat for a little bit but that would be a hell of a play all of a sudden nobody's been talking about the broncos yeah they hadn't but my i think the bigger question is why what happened between tom brady and the patriots why the the rumor out there was that they said they may give him around, what, $13,000, $14,000 for only a one-year deal, not even a two-year contract. What's happened?

Are they completely down on Tom's play and think that he's done? Or do they just not want to pay him upwards of $20 million a year? I don't know. Belichick's an interesting cat, isn't he? I mean, he's a fucking interesting dude. Especially since Bill's the one making the decisions, but Robert Kraft's writing the checks he's signing them but robert craft makes no qualms about how big of a fan of tom brady he is

but he completely turns control over the bill and he's like that's that's on belichick i'd love to have tom back but that's all on bill belichick will do whatever whatever he wants dude belichick is well i mean isn't that not true that like Belichick would do things that are so out of the norm if any other coach was to do it or GM was to do it. They would get hammered. But with Belichick, everybody's like, well, he's got a plan probably. You would assume. Last night I watched the 30 for 30, the two Bills, him and Parcell,

and talking about all the way back to their giant days how Belichick is just this cerebral guy. There's no emotions. He doesn't worry about anything out. He can focus for a long period of time he's in the details everything's so small he'll get rid of somebody before they're even close to crashing out he did it with Bruschi he did it with McGinnis he did it with Randy Moss he did it with Vinatieri he's done it with Richard Seymour Richard Seymour he's done it with Mike Vrabel Mike Vrabel he's done it with Richard Seymour. Richard Seymour, he's done it with Mike Vrabel. Mike Vrabel, he's done it with everybody. And they always talk, like Aqib Tlaib said on NFL Network last week,

he was like, Tom Brady gets treated the same exact way in team meetings as everybody else by Bill Belichick. So if he's treating him the exact same way in front of everybody else in team meetings, let's assume he's treating him the exact same way as everybody else in business conversations. And Aqib Tlaib said, if that phone phone call want the way people are reporting is not as planned he was like i've had some phone calls with bill belichick that didn't go as planned either and that i think tom i think bill belichick's a lot more out on tom brady than a lot of people are are commenting about i wonder if the patriots are like moving on like hey we got to do this and now tom has to go

find somewhere else anyways i mean that's what it seems Like, hey, we got to do this. And now Tom has to go find somewhere else anyways. I mean, that's what it seems like. The fact that we got to this point and free agency is supposed to open up tomorrow. We'll see if that happens. They might push it back. It sounds like right now the legal tampering period's happening. So maybe it stays on. I just read something, too, Pat, where they're calling like they're saying the NFL has to cancel free agency because it's kind of bad optics. Like, isn't it?

Don't we have sports to kind of take us away from everything and get us into like when we have bad things going on around us see you got that rovell tweet darren rovell tweeted out this morning he tweeted out this morning that all these announcements of these contracts are they look bad optically they look bad it's bad timing because people are wondering when their next paycheck's going to come in. And by the way, I very much understand there's a lot of people going through some terrible, terrible, terrible shit right now. I have a lot of friends that are in the bartending business and the restaurant business. That's going to take a massive hit. I mean, SeatGeek

is one of our biggest business partners and that place is in, I mean, the secondary ticket market, obviously. I understand that there are people are going through very bad. I know this is not a good time. Our business is going to get affected. I mean, I understand this is in a, I mean, the secondary ticket market, obviously. I understand that people are going through very bad. I know this is not a good time. Our business is going to get affected. I mean, I understand this is not a great time right now economically. So I can understand how the thought of potentially being fake outraged by hearing that other people are signing deals, I can see how that could be a potential pander. But Darren Revelle tweeted out this morning,

is it going to take an actual player who's being offered millions to tell NFL owners that doing $60 million and $90 million guarantees in this time is an insanely horrible look? Some of your fans are literally wondering how they're going to pay for their next meal. I respect that that is a real thought. I understand there are some people that are worried about that. And by the way, that happens all the time, but now even more so

because of the wild times we're in. But what are these guys supposed to do? Not take deals that are being offered to them like what is it wouldn't this time make guys be a little bit even more thankful for guaranteed I just don't understand what the fuck's supposed to go like what is Darren Revell expecting them to do well who was Darren Revell mad at is he mad at the he can't be mad at the players for accepting a deal between 60 and 90 million dollars guaranteed you're not going to say no because it's bad optics if you want to be upset and virtue signal somebody i think you you direct that towards the league and these people that are putting the offers out there

i think darren revell thought and by the way darren revell is a very useful twitter follower if you like information and stuff like that and i've never met him in person i saw him at that houston astro game which we hated that Greg guy. The worst. There's a guy named Greg who runs Sweets. He should have been fired. I think he lost his job. He was the one who thought of the idea

to put the buzzers on him. He run the Sweets. He's a bad guy. But we saw Ravel. He was leaving as we were sitting down, and I said, Ravel, and he saw me, and he stood, and we were going to link up, but we were like 400 people away from each other

because everybody was exiting at one time. So it never got to happen. I've never met him before, but this feels like a tweet that he thought was really going to go. You know, like when he put this out, he was like, fucking got him. Like everybody's going to feel this way. I think it got 60 retweets. If you have 2 million followers, 60 retweets,

and your grandstanding on something, normally that thing will go. That one did not for him. I don't know what players are supposed to do, Darren. You want Kirk Cousins, who already signed a 90-some million guaranteed dollar contract and just got a two-year extension to be like, you know what? Don't pay me until I know America's getting paid.

What the fuck? Is that what Kirk Cousins is supposed to do? What are you? Is Mike Tannehill or Mike Tanne fuck? Is that what your cousins are supposed to do? What are you? Is Mike Tannehill, or Mike Tannehill, is Ryan Tannehill, who experienced football in its worst form down in Miami with Gase, then he goes to the Titans and, like, runs off to the AFC Championship and then gets broken off having the time of his life?

Is he supposed to be like, you know what? Now that I've thought about it, can't fucking go outside your house in some cities. Don't pay me anything. I'll play for free next year. What the hell is Tannehill supposed to? Diggs is back. Big one.

Diggs is back. Texans are trading DeAndre Hopkins to Arizona per source. Wow. From Adam Shepard. David Johnson. Shit. Kyler Murray. Larry Fitzgerald's back again. Hey, that offense started cooking. Shit. Kyler Murray. Larry Fitzgerald's back again.

Hey, that offense started cooking late in the year, too. They were a problem for people. They were a real problem for people. DeAndre Hopkins going to Arizona is kind of a buzzkill for me, though. Now, unless Arizona is going to make a big run at the playoffs, I thought he could have been like a reason why a team goes from boom to bang. I think the Cardinals have a lot more to fix, like potentially on the defensive side of the ball. But he would end up with let's say the colts

or the packers or another team that needs the patriots who need a weapon he's he's like one player that could have taken somebody right over the motherfucking hump and now in arizona it's like oh we still got some time yeah he is he is that kind of player but you never know with arizona i guess i mean i don't know i I mean, Chandler Jones somehow gets like the quietest, what, 18 sacks last year? He's so good, by the way. What's that? He's so good. Yeah, and it's almost like it didn't happen for some reason.

He didn't get the pub he deserved, so he's a stud. They have some good players out there. Patrick Peterson's still around. But, yeah, didn't you think, wasn't there rumors that hopkins possibly could have gone to green bay yeah if he goes to we i floated that out on the show this morning um and a writer for the athletic for the green bay packers basically summarized me and michael lombardi's conversation about it floating out the idea of the pack potentially being a place for him to go and that thing got real traction in green bay and i don't think packers fans are normally on board with a lot of shit they were on board with that

i think green bay needs a weapon desperately and their fans know it though yeah they definitely could use somebody out there with davante adams and he was banged up a little bit this year and was super productive so deandre hopkins would have been a huge help but what at what price like what would you have had to give up i assume it's a first, probably. I assume it had to have been a first. Everybody was talking about for DeAndre Hopkins it had to be a first. Why are the Texans getting rid of him? Has anybody – have we found out why the Texans are – why are the Texans getting rid of him?

A report was that they think his best years are behind him. Like, he's already – Oh, my. So they accept less than a first then, right? Maybe. If that's what – Well, no, they probably said that after he was traded i would imagine that his best years are behind him you wouldn't say that while he's

still on the roster would you know they did they did that's why he was floated that he was being traded that it was it was very weird because lombardi said they were trying to trade him last year too i wonder why they're trying to get him he was i'm sure he was ready to go then too i'm sure he loved it there but he's probably like hey these guys obviously they've been trying to get rid of me for a while. That's got to wear on you after some time, I would imagine. Hey, he's a monster, too, that dude. He is very good at the football.

He's very underrated, I feel like, for some reason. He kind of goes under the radar, even though, yeah, of course, he's a star. I know that, but I just think he's that good, that everybody should know he's that good. Diggs update, Diggs. I have full details on the deal it's deandre hopkins and a fourth round pick going to the cardinals david johnson and a second round pick this year and a fourth round pick next year going to the texans say it again deandre

hopkins and a fourth round pick going to the cardinals okay david johnson and a second round pick going to the texans this year and a fourth round pick next so it's a second-round pick going to the Texans this year and a fourth-round pick next year. So it was a second-round pick. Now, David Johnson, he could, I guess, turn it on like he used to be, which, by the way, thank you, Diggs, for that update. David Johnson, you remember him like three years ago? Was it three years ago he took over the world? Three years ago? Four years ago? He took over the world.

He was everything. He was the next guy, David Johnson. Then he got hurt. I think he broke his wrist or something and then something else happened he's kind of been gone for the last couple years but if if he comes back i guess this is a mighty move for the texans but it sounds like this is just a second round move well yeah he was a second and a fourth the following year i guess when you look at the whole thing but david johnson the cardinals were kind of stuck with his giant contract that they paid him, and he became the backup behind Kenyon Drake.

Yeah, hold on. They couldn't cut him either. That's the thing. If you've seen his contract, they couldn't cut him. They'd eat a ton of money. Kenyon Drake just got transition tagged? Yeah. Transition tagged today by the Cardinals as well.

So, obviously, the Cardinals are ready to move on from the David Johnson era. They are able to get rid of him and get one of the most under i mean that's a arizona cardinals by the way i don't know if they get talked about often for making good moves this feels like a good move for the arizona cardinals that's the when you say it when you actually uh you hear it back man it's an amazing move for the cardinals because they were kind of stuck with his contract david johnson even though he could still be a great player in the league, but he kind of became the backup. If he's not your bell cow butt back taking every single rep pretty much and catching balls on third down out of the backfield, you don't want to be having to pay a guy over $10 million.

Let's remember Billy O just appointed himself officially the general manager recently. This is his first real move since anointing himself officially general manager. I feel like he just got beat by the high schooler, Cliff Kingsbury, a little bit. Diggs is back with another update. Diana Rossini. I was told by a high-ranking source that Devin Broncos are not in the Tom Brady sweepstakes. These motherfuckers.

I am. Hey, these insiders. These insiders. Well, you know who did it, Pat? Isn't there a chance that somebody in Tom Brady's camp floated it out there just to drum up some, to let other people know that, hey, we've got a lot of teams interested. You're going to have to come with a good bid. Yeah, but in 2020, that shit's going to happen.

That just happened right there. John Elway's going to get on his own Twitter account and say, listen, I just opened four more car dealerships, and we are not in the business of Tom Brady. I just want to let you know that's something that he could say right now in 2020. You could have said that like 10 years ago maybe when nobody knew anything, but that's an interesting thing. All these insiders, though, when you get this information.

Why do you want to be? Okay, when I see Adam Schefter now, I think, on TV, he's got his two phones out, and he's looking at his phone the whole time trying to break news and getting texting, talking to all these different execs, GMs, scouts, players, whoever his sources are. I just don't care who's first, whether Schefter is first or Ian Rappaport. It doesn't matter to me.

I guess their networks care, though. Their networks love that they care. But do any fans truly care who broke the news? Well, I don't think you're a fan of one of the other insiders, but that's their business, by the way. Their business is to be the first one that breaks it. They have to get it checked, I think. I think they have to get it checked.

I'm not 100% sure. I don't know the rules. I wonder if they all have a meeting, like an insider's meeting. They're like, all right, listen, we've all accrued a Rolodex of people that are going to leak information to us that they're not leaking to anybody else we have to have some rules you have to check it but i wonder if that's the case because who's making the rules for the insiders nobody is it their own little world i don't understand how the insiders work well it's the whatever network they work for has to be worried

about getting sued i guess so they can't put slander out there like you can't slander somebody but i don't know like false reporting if you if you say, hey, I had a source. I said that the Broncos were interested. I guess what can they say? If the Broncos are like, no, we're not, you can say, well, I have a source that says you were very interested. So it's like your word versus my word, I guess. Maybe we should get into the inside game.

Phillip Rivers has come to agreement, come to terms with the Indianapolis Colts. I have it on authority right here. Sources have said. What time is it? 127 here, March 16th. He's took a good deal. Good for both sides. Knows it's kind of the end of the go.

Have to build up the team a little bit. Good for Phillip Rivers. Good for the Indianapolis Colts. Good job, guys. Love to see you. Yeah, love to see it yeah i love to see but are are you all the way out on jacoby brissett me yeah no i was his biggest fan last year but it does feel like everybody else is and normally where there's smoke there's fire feels like the colts probably out on him too chris ballard in that press conference uh at the end of

the year talking about the entire year he said they said uh are you completely sold on jacoby brissett or something like that and he was like well that's why we gave him a short deal we didn't know what we had basically is what he said so he worked he gave him like a two-year deal because he said he didn't really know what he had and under the circumstances of your generational quarterback retiring 10 days before the season started he said that's what he did he offered him a two-year deal we didn't know what it was if it works it works if it doesn't it doesn't and then at first half of the year i was all in by the way i was selling him i i was a big jacoby percent fan then he got hurt against the steelers uh cam hayward dropped an offensive lineman on his

knee hurts his knee got sat out a game old buddy threw like 45 picks what was his name the back former backup from Hoyer Hoyer Hoyer Hoyer through 45 interceptions and then Jacoby came back and he was never the same after that he was just never the same so he was never been a starter for an entire offseason and he got hurt so that could have affected a lot of things but that's a big time decision that Ballard has to make you know because that team is very good around him that's a big-time decision that Ballard has to make, you know, because that team is very good around him. That's a very good team. Very, very good. Well, couldn't they think about bringing Phil Rivers in one or two years and have him kind of tutor Jacoby, bring him along?

I don't know. Would that be a hard thing to do? Like, hey, you were the starter, then you're a backup, then you're a starter, then you're a backup, then you're a starter. That's an interesting thing for Jacoby. Oh, it would suck for Jacoby, but he would have to understand a little bit, and it would be tough to deal with. I get it.

But what's the alternative? Like go somewhere else and be the backup? You think Phil Rivers is worth a damn right now? I don't know. I think it'd be good. I think when you said Indianapolis, it made sense. I mean, we all know Phil Rivers has never had the strongest arm in the league, so I think playing half of his games indoors definitely helped.

Just like if you're a kicker or a punter, it'd be great to play indoors. Four of those games. Four of those. Not half. There won't be eight and a half games next year. But only four of those games are truly in a dome. Let's have some respect. The other four home games are in a wind tunnel because it's like a convertible.

Take the top off and put the window down. Yeah, I got it. And you've explained that to me in the past. So yeah, retractable domes are not kickers and punters and quarterbacks friends are you saying yeah they actually become wind tunnels which is worse than most other places but i'm not here to complain because for the home games i get to kick in a dome but i did hate whenever people are like oh he's in a dome he's in a dome it's like well i'm actually in a fucking wind tunnel from like a car commercial for the first

four home games but i understand how the other four i'm not and also in a dome you don't have half the time to wind at your back. You know what I mean? There's actually no wind. So, I mean, there's a lot of things that I have a problem with. Okay. So maybe I'm not so hot on Phil Rivers going to Indianapolis now that I'm made more aware of this wind tunnel they're playing in.

It's got to be really tough to step and really drive a ball outside the hash, outside the numbers. It did look like he was throwing a med ball there towards late in the season. Oh, yeah. I mean, it looked like he was throwing a med ball. But maybe he was hurt. Maybe there was some underlying thing. Maybe he had a little muscle tweak or something like that.

Still, still, Pat, why are the Colts not going after Tom Brady? You're telling me the Colts fan base, if they sign Tom Brady, they're going to hold on to that hate i don't know man i'm so intrigued by too because the more teams that are dropping out it's like yo if we're gonna get philip rivers is old quarterback i mean why don't we think about getting old quarterback goat goat the the greatest quarterback of all time that seems like probably a smart move. Yeah, and a big reason they say, oh, Phil Rivers makes a lot of sense because the interior of the Colts O-line is so stout and powerful. Quentin Nelson.

Well, guess what? Who's another old quarterback that doesn't move around a whole lot? The best of all time. Okay. Why are the Colts not? Maybe they are. Maybe they're quietly going after Tom Brady. Maybe they're scared to release the information to the local.

Listen, Tom, we are interested, but we're going to have to really work out a PR thing here because there's a potential riot on our hands. I mean, they hate him here, man. They hate Tom Brady here. Because he beat the Colts so many times or what? Because the Colts came to Indianapolis in 87 or whatever 86 87 so we're only like two generations of fans deep at this point right

it's not like a five generation fan base six generation fan base where it's like my dad my great granddad my things like that where they pass down stories of what it's like to be a fan these this fan base was built around Peyton Manning and the only real heartache they had on a regular basis was because of a guy named Tom fucking Brady you know what I mean and he stood for basically everything that India like so the first batch of Colts fans had a great run there with Peyton towards the end now they stunk there for a while but then Peyton gets in there and a great and there's this one evil guy in New England and it's like that almost is carried through like they tell their kids like hey everybody's good except for the Patriots and Tom Brady like that's just kind of how it goes that went with the luck generation too because the flaky exactly in

the luck generation by the way I don't know how that family they might not be fans of football anymore the way the luck generation went. Before we get to some more news, I have a video I found on the internet that I'd like to show you, AJ. We'd love to see it. This comes from a lady in an airport bath or an airplane bathroom really, really

doing her best to save society. That is a blonde girl licking the toilet in an airplane and then throwing up a double deuce okay how do you feel about that generation that's a generation that's going to be running the world at some point that generation that tiktok generation right there is that gen z i don't know is that what you guys are yeah i believe so no so. No, not me. That's Connor and Foxy's generation. Probably a lot on the YouTube, their generation, too. And hey, listen, you guys have grown up in an interesting time, interesting world, interesting

accessibility to things that we could have never dreamed of as children. But I think you guys take it a step too far whenever we're talking about the fuckery. And this is said fuckery that I'm speaking of. Okay, first off. That is unbelievable. That's the cleanest airplane toilet I've ever seen but but yeah disgusting i don't care if i'm if i'm licking an airplane toilet coronavirus is the last thing i'm worried about getting like can you imagine what is living on that toilet seat i understand everything's been sanitized more as of late but no i'm not licking a toilet seat ever let

alone when the coronavirus is going around so maybe that's her moment maybe that this girl what was that tiktok maybe that's her her. Maybe that this girl, was that TikTok? Maybe that's her time to shine. My little nine-year-old daughter always wants to make little TikTok videos. Maybe if my daughter brings this girl up later and wants to lick the toilet seat, then we know this girl is going to be a star. All right. I mean, that's how we'll find out.

It'll be- Not my daughter. Not my daughter. She's not going to lick the toilet seat, but that the girl, if she comes across this, this poor girl licking the toilet seat. Your daughter right now is at home. She's nine years old. Yeah.

Where do you think they would be, Pat? I don't know, AJ. School's canceled, I guess, over there for everybody. Yeah. School's canceled in Ohio. And I know it's other places. It's starting to happen as well. So, yeah, you got to parents got to get creative and try to teach.

We had a full-blown missionary homeschooling situation going on today. How are you as a teacher? Are they calling you Mr. Hawk or Deb? No, I'm a terrible teacher. Luckily, my wife's good friend has young kids, and she was a teacher until she started having kids a couple years ago so she was actually doing a great job with him my wife did they we printed out all kind of worksheets oh they sent all this stuff out but i told all of the kids and the wives i'm like hey

like this is i had a lot of teammates that would do this they come back they maybe had a couple down years there's three they have real high ceiling a lot of potential and they would go tell like the strength coach hey man this year's gonna be different i'm gonna be real this year, man. Like this is, it's going to, it's no joke. And my strength coach would say, Hey, come talk to me like in two months, buddy. Like, don't come out of the gates like that. Just, just get a little bit better every day. And so how the homeschooling situation started off on day one, everyone came out of the gate. So hot. I already told him like by Wednesday, you guys are going to be dead. All of you, like you'd not because of any illness, just because you're going to wear yourself out

because they're so all in. Like the kids did 15 worksheets today and all the story time and had a recess. We had a guy come over and work them out and take them through gym class, the guy that I work out with. So we had a whole day one. We just was way too much. We're not going to be able to keep this up. Why are people coming into your house?

That's the purpose of this whole thing is to keep people away from people and you're just inviting a gym teacher in a retired teacher in their wives friends are in you are harboring the coronavirus while potentially setting yourself up for absolute failure in about 48 hours in this whole homeschooling thing no well the homeschooling thing will it'll it'll ebb and flow as the time goes during the time off of school but yeah i would imagine we probably it's not a big group or anything it's just it's just a couple of their friends and like we said the one mom's a teacher we don't know we're not teachers we don't know how we need her help and if you're ever around teachers pat you see like oh okay you you're here for a reason like you're actually really good at getting all these kids to listen

to you it's very tough to get a group of kids to pay attention for more, actually for even two or three seconds. You have like seven kids. How many kids do you have, four? I have four, yeah. And you like to say seven. Oh, you have 12 kids. Okay.

Now I've got four kids. That's a lot of kids. And you're saying you can't get your kids to listen to you for two seconds? Is that just the norm? Well, when it comes to like schooling, you don't know how to do the math that's not how they teach us i'm like all right well i can teach you how to get the right answer do you care about that that's all i care about how are pta meetings with you and teachers they go well or terrible pta you mean like uh the parent teacher conferences yeah they're great go well i don't say a whole lot and luckily my kids have gotten good reports

so far for the most part so everything goes pretty well no you judge them immediately upon walking into their classroom or wherever you're meeting with them who you the teachers yeah you're judging the teachers immediately well i hate to break it to you pat it's not 1950 and i'm at my kids school pretty often so the first time i meet their teacher is not on parent teacher conference night six months into the their school year whoa don't I didn't know you were a teacher's pet, dude. Take it easy. Slow it down. Geez.

No, I'm just telling you. You're not going to meet your teacher. I mentioned 1950 because you ever heard Jim Gaffigan, the comedian, talks about he's got like six kids. And he said, hell, my dad didn't even know where I went to school. And now I'm over here. I got to go to PTA meetings and recitals. So yeah, it's different. You're around a lot jim gaffigan wants open for the pope i know can't do

that as a comedian normally he did it that's what he's squeaky clean that's why he can do it he's from indiana dynamite drop in bill cosby was also a clean comic he never opened for the pope yeah it's probably good for the the catholic religion that he never did all right i'm gonna i'm gonna uh-huh well i mean like for the bad optics where's your head going yeah what well just straight to let's go bad optics now you don't want to be affiliated with that yeah absolutely not you're right hey what you said was right dude don't worry to be affiliated with that. Yeah, absolutely not. Hey, what you said was right, dude. Don't worry about what you said. All right, so let's go through this real quick before we do quarantine sports,

which will be a segment on this show that people are really going to enjoy. We'll get to quarantine sports in about three minutes or so. Right, Zito? That's how much time we need. Zito has to write code to set up the quarantine sports. He has to write code to set us up. We're going to be calling a

did something just happen it was a quick little change for quarantine sports okay we'll be right back to you with the other got it we're setting up quarantine sports right now he has the right code right now so uh our tech can't handle the amount of inputs right now since you're facetiming in and then also putting in a video so zito actually actually has, Cuban Z has to create a portal for this to come through. This is Zito production through and through. I'm sure something will go wrong, but it will work ultimately. Is that accurate, Z? Oh, yeah. He just gave the big thumbs up.

He's excited. I wanted to give them some credit, Pat. So this whole, what we're doing right now, this came about, what, 20 hours ago, maybe? Yeah, yesterday, late. Yeah, yesterday. Yeah, we talked about it. I FaceTimed with you since you don't text or do normal phone calls we facetimed about it you uh you were full of lots of cbd and everything went well and we talked about it and your guys already started

building graphics and doing all this so i'm i appreciate all you guys they're doing the hard work yeah we got a good group in here it's the pub and tie helping along here with digs doing the updates we figured we should just be a live thing because nfo network was live yesterday and it was all i wanted to watch espn i think they're doing some live stuff boy it's some stuff from back in the day and here on the youtube i feel like we should be live during all this nfl stuff's happening and the boys are in they started making we have an open can you play that open again i mean look at this open that was thrown together are you kidding me this is grade a stuff look good feel good feel good play good play good pay good pay good live good live good die good and that's all we're trying to do and that's all we're trying to do hey do you want to clear up on the air uh some i guess accusations that were thrown my way after

my week of hosting radio shows there oh yeah you peed in the bathroom on the floor that was the accusations i was right so that was the accusations the accusations the guys there who i respect and think you guys are amazing but you're saying you're are you saying i peed on the floor for five straight days and then all of a sudden when i wasn't there there was no pee on the floor and you're like oh there's been piss on the floor that whole this whole week it must be asia he's the only thing not here anymore this This is what I was told. You might as well have just quoted the person that was speaking to me. Just want to let you know that.

So it's either you or one other person that was there whenever you were there. And obviously now with how adamant you are that you didn't piss all over the floor, all over the place, with how adamant you are, it must have been the other guy. And I said, hey, not my AJ. Whenever they started saying they could have been you, I actually said, not my AJ. I mean, I was in Hawaii. I don't know who was dropping their drawers and just urinating all over our floor whenever there's toilets everywhere. I said, not my AJ. And everybody said, we don't think AJ would do it either.

But he is one of the only two X-Factors that it could have been because whenever that person left, it was happening. So your name was definitely thrown in there, I think, just by happenstance. I get it. I understand. And if it makes them feel better to place the blame on me, I will fully shoulder that burden. I can handle it. AJ, how come Fox never put us back in a booth together, do you think,

after that one-time run? That's a great question. I really heard nothing after that game we did. I mean, I heard a lot from people that watched it. People, when I run into them all the time, like, Oh,

you're going to do more with Pat. You guys could do more games. Like, I don't know, man, we'd love to. That was an out. That was cliff Kingsbury.

The man who just made a great trade with Bill O'Brien for the Arizona Cardinals. That was his last game as coach for Texas tech. Yeah. And it was Matt rule who is now the Carolina Panthers head coach. He was coaching Baylor. And that game started like a 25 game or a 20. Nope, that's way too many games.

16? They started like a 12 game win streak, the Baylor Bears. And they sent me a hoodie because they thought I was part of the, oh, go Bears title or momentum run. Yeah, I was going to say, when you started saying that started a 25 game win streak i was like okay matt rule was only there one more season uh before he took the job so heck of a year they doubled up on the games i guess cbd is known for math when was the last time you were driving through a storm and thought you know what i fucking love not being able to see what i drive

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play and you do color commentary. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Quarantine Sports. That was a great intro, too. The boys made an intro into that. Quarantine Sports will be a daily look at a sport that you probably haven't seen before. It's a game or a challenge or a sport that has been ripped off the Internet that we can play on this YouTube page without getting a cease and desist. Today, AJ and I will be calling live from a dungeon somewhere in Europe, a cycle ball world championship between the reigning world champions austria and the challengers the germans from germany uh this is the game here aj this is team austria

these are the reigning defending champs look at the light show aj look at them go yeah they're really doing all they can to i guess create this atmosphere but you know that's the thing you don't need all the bells and whistles when you're coming to cycle ball and the fans go wild as we see some of the young Germans in there just really excited for their team. Speaking of the Germans, here they are in a little bit of a lower seat, a little bit of a low ride. A beach bike, it

seems like for the Germans. Doing laps, pumping their fists, getting their crowds ready to yell, nine to Austria and ja to Germany. Yeah, we look for a lot of these players to hopefully not skate or bike directly off of this platform. I see there are no handbrakes, and I don't know if they have the little back brakes on these situations,

but this looks like a dangerous sport, Pat. They're touching hands, too. Shouldn't be doing that in the middle of the coronavirus. The pudgy one with the fro looks like he is potentially the leader of the squad standing to the left. Now we have a coin toss. The ref flips it, lets it hit the ground. They said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know the differences between their languages, but one's going one way. The other's going the other. Let's get started. The ball's in the middle. It's a free for all the Austrians. Get the ball. This is what Austria does best, Pat. That's why they're the defending champs.

Nobody can beat these guys. What's the old saying your guy Ric Flair likes to say, Pat? To be the man, you got to beat the man. And to and to do so you gotta keep the ball inbounds germany with a run here aj flick of the shot to save by the austrians oh yeah the austrians look i'm just asserting their dominance you can have a shot on goal we don't care we're gonna knock you over and oh my gosh who was this i'm sorry i will never step on my play-by-play guy's voice go pat goal for the austrian he was deking. He was creeping. He was freaking.

And ultimately, the one-man wrecking show won nothing Austria with a little backhand for the kid. The Tiger Woods fist pump as he's wearing the red jersey, just like Tiger on Sundays at the Masters. The Irving's answer! The Irving's answer! Lights show for everybody. A one one timer for yawns i can't even get a comment in pat that's why this game is so action-packed the second i start to speak another goal seems to be flying off the board here with the german what is

it one to one right now one to one it's not just cycle ball it's psycho ball and the goalie from the other end that seems like it should be cherry picking or something. I need to check the rule book on this. Goalie just took that thing yard from 60, celebrating before it went in like Steph Curry. What a moment for the Austrian big fella. Two to one reigning champs. The real question, Pat, if you shoot it from your own goal,

Oh, no. Another goal for the Austrians. what are they pouring it on three one early now bro you just want top cheds right there these austrians can can score from anywhere i think it should be worth more points though if you're shooting from your own goal line we've just been told that this is copy copyrighted video uh that was quarantine sports and that was quarantine sports by the way that's why the Austrians are 1-0 and the reigning world champs. I assume they went on to win that game. Isn't it weird, though, when you see these guys at the coin toss,

you see them dap each other up and shake hands, just how weird it seems now to see that? Can't do it anymore. Can't do it. Can't do anything. Can't touch anybody. You got to toe tap. You got to give a little inside insight.

You got to do kid and play. Maybe shake the Achilles. Yeah, I know you did a little video with, what, Boston Conner on that? Oh, AJ, you follow the product. AJ. AJ. All right, I think we're done for the day. Oh, yeah.

Wait, Diggs is up. Diggs has an update. Did anything else happen? Oh, wait, your mic was turned off. You got to turn it on on the bottom. You got to turn it on on the bottom. You got to turn it on on the bottom down there. Just talking. Just talking.

Hello? Yeah, there we go. You're live. Pro Football Talk. Bears are talking to Teddy Bridgewater about a deal that if finalized would most likely make him the starter over Mitchell Trubisky. Rest in peace to Teddy Bridgewater. deal that if finalized would most likely make him the starter over mitchell travis oh rest in peace to teddy bridge or to mitchell travisky's era for the chicago bears big update there from

digs who can confirm somebody else's report like anybody i like anybody the best of them uh teddy bridgewater starting quarterback for the chicago bears if they get a deal done obviously is a big deal because this means that pace very much understands that Mitchell Trubisky is not the answer and he and Nagy had to get on the same page to bring in a new quarterback said quarterback Teddy Bridgewater went undefeated last year and was once up for conversations of MVP before he ultimately got hurt good to see him come full circle here now he's a starter in Chicago well I mean that's a lot that you are assuming already just off of one report I guess that he's going to get paid enough that he's going to be inserted in as the starter. I mean, you already chalked him up as being a Pro Bowl player this year for the Chicago Bears and Teddy Bridgewater.

I don't know. I don't know if they're going to move on from Mitchell Trubisky, which it seemed like they were holding onto their guns, going to try to say, no, Mitchell is our guy. If you're going to move on from him, I just don't know if Teddy Bridgewater is the guy. Why? Who's the guy? I mean, you never truly know.

But let me be a broken record. Go after Tom Brady. Yeah. Hey, I've said this a few times. If you can get Tom Brady in your building, you get him in your building. He's going to make everybody better. The athletic trainers, the equipment managers, everybody is going to get better. The athletic trainers the equipment managers everybody is going to get the defense the coaches everybody's going to get better if you get tom brady in the building that's why it is so important that he gets signed by or

he's going to be wanted by so many people a lot of people like this old dude you think he's going to be one i'm like i think he makes everything better aj am i wrong and thinking that no i do think you're right but it seems like we're being proven wrong a little bit with the Titans saying, no, we're going to lock up Tannehill to a long-term extension. And supposedly the Niners, do you believe the Niners really said, nah, we're good, we'll pass? Chris Sims was roommates with Kyle Shanahan. They're friends. They're old friends.

They're old pals. They're old buddies. He wouldn't lie, would he? Uh-uh. No, I don't think he would, but I guess I understand why they would. He'd say, okay, we feel like we have a team built for long-term success, hopefully. Whether you believe that or not, the Niners believe that,

and we have a young Jimmy Garoppolo, and we don't want to have to dump a bunch of money to Tom Brady to try to have a one- or two-year window when we feel like we have a 10- or 12-year window. What does this mean for Andy Dalton? I think Andy Dalton to the new england patriots looks beautiful i think it's a great move i think andy will be lights out there that's the thing andy's kind of under the radar and with all these other quarterbacks that are free agents

i think andy is one of the best in the group that could have a hell of a year next year wherever he is i think andy's a good quarterback and we i think you and i might be the only humans that have ever said that publicly in the microphones i I think Andy Dalton is a good quarterback. He won games on a very consistent basis. Yeah, that's the word consistent basis for a team that should not win games on a consistent basis ever. I mean,

that team, the way it's run is hilarious. The way they were able to win nine, 10 games in a row. At some points, he was able to make a lot of plays and and he only had like A.J. Green. It wasn't back whenever the Houshmandzada and Ocho Cinco days when they had a bunch of weapons.

He's only had like A.J. Green and a couple other people. He doesn't get enough credit at all. Imagine he goes to the New England Patriots next year. They don't have to pay him shit. I mean, everybody don't have to pay him anything. And he's with McDaniels. He's smart. It seems like, oh, my God, that would work out too perfectly.

And Bill Belichick's laughing in everybody's face yet again it seems like a great fit for both sides it seems like an awesome fit for Andy that's gonna happen haven't you read that there's I've read different rumors where they say Bill Belichick really likes Andy Dalton because he thinks he's really good and he has a lot of potential and we never truly got to see exactly what he could do being stuck kind of in the Cincinnati system but hell I was in Cincinnati for a season. I think we won 11 straight games, 10 straight games. We went 12-4 that year, I believe, 13, I don't know. And Andy was on an MVP pace, but then he broke his thumb going into the playoffs

or into the regular season. Hey, behind the scenes, good quarterback, good leader, good everything? Yeah, really good. Super, super good dude, good human. A guy you want to root for. Absolutely. The Red Rocket. He's awesome. Listen, you want to root for. Absolutely. The Red Rocket. He's awesome.

Listen, you want to get out of that shithole? You want to come maybe make a punter salary up here? Aren't you already rich? They already paid you enough, right? You just come up here and take shit for a salary. We're signing nobody on offense, but you'll have to figure that out with Josh McDaniels.

Fucking they would win. They'd win with him. It seems like the perfect... Does any of these other quarterbacks out there on the market, if you could think of the Patriots being led by somebody else, does any of them make more sense than Andy Dalton? Jameis Winston. Yeah! I mean, hey, you know what?

It doesn't make any sense, but Bill Belichick, like we've said before, is a unique, weird dude that doesn't listen to outside voice. He's going to stick to his guns. It wouldn't be the craziest thing for Bill Belichick to bring someone like that in. Now, the fact that he threw 30 interceptions last year, Bill can't be happy about that. Hold on. Now, 30 interceptions, i don't know how many were

deflections right from his guys dropping or whatever somebody tweeted me that there was actually 21 dropped interceptions too that could have happened by the defense somebody who really hates james winston tweeted me that today and i checked the footage and unless it's from other years there are 21 drops from defenders so i don't know why that person hates jamis winston so much he clearly has an issue with jamis winston but i did get tweeted that there was an extra 21 that were available so that's potentially 50 interceptions in one season or if i was jamis and his agent i would spin that to the positive and say that's how strong my arm is that these defenders can't catch the ball i throw such a hard ball that nobody can

catch them not even the defenders or my teammates 5 000 yards a lot of fucking yards though it's a lot of production if you could feed maybe some coaches think hey i can i can hone it in i can find a way to to make him more efficient more accurate not throw all these interceptions and not as you you know pat coaches have giant egos for a reason. They should. A lot of them could do some great work. Someone feels like they can fix everybody. What's Adam Gase's big ego all about?

Does he have a big ego? I don't know him. I guess all the – there's a lot of those like dirt sheet – not dirt sheet. Yeah, the mags in like New York City and stuff like that. The gossip mags. The trash magazines. city and stuff like that the the the gossip the trash mag like the trash magazines they always say tablets tablets there it is hey it took us a bit to get there didn't it yeah it took us a little bit to get there but they always say that he has a bad attitude and they're like mock things and stuff like i don't know and he hates lev he

hates lev your own bell i guess you already paid him money well he's not a new york guy he did his personality like he obviously doesn't enjoy speaking to the media and his whole first Lev. He hates Levion Bell, I guess. He already paid him money. Well, he's not a New York guy. He obviously doesn't enjoy speaking to the media and his whole first press conference with his eyes darting all over the place was not a great start. But if he is able to be successful, though, in New York, he could become like a cult hero, like the

anti-hero work. I don't like any of this garbage, this hoopla that surrounds us in New York. Oh, this is too much for me. And then people will love that about him. Like, why people love belichick in his interviews like you could if case was successful he could turn into that guy is he though is he ever going to be successful but here's a tweet i saw today here's a tweet i saw today here's um uh hold on deandre hopkins was unhappy with his contract, which is three years, $40 million remaining. Per Aaron Wilson, Texans weren't going to alter existing deals,

so they deal him to Arizona, and we'll have a chance to renegotiate the deal if he would like in Arizona. So I guess that's why DeAndre Hopkins wanted out so bad. I guess he wanted out, but I feel like the Arizona Cardinals won. They're going to have to pay him, I guess. They're going to have to repay him,

but still, give up David Johnson, who's potentially his best days are actually behind him. Now, he could come back in a big way because he's got a new place and got to prove himself or whatever. But I feel like they won that trade for sure. You get DeAndre Hopkins, you get DeAndre Hopkins. But I got this tweet.

I saw this tweet. Contracts players have earned following one season away from Adam Gase. So just one year out of Adam Gase's system. Just one year. Ryan Tannehill signs a four-year $118 million deal. Devontae Parker signs a four-year $40 million deal. And Kenyon Drake is going to make $8.5 million next year.

All those people one year away from Gase getting richer than they've ever been in their entire life. Attention Jets fans, you want to make money, or Jets players, get the hell out of there. Just get the hell out of there and go get broken. Le'Veon Bell, just go make money somewhere else even though you already got paid. Yeah, I don't know what it hit me.

He better win. He better win quick. He's got a chance. He's got Sam Darnold. I think Sam could be a really good player. You think Sam good yeah yeah i think he's good i don't know if he's great but i think he's i think he has the possibility to be great yeah he's so young he's so young i don't know how to judge the super young dudes because are they going to grow and like work their asses off are they going to like chill i think there's so many different ways you can go there like for all positions where does baker go this year i'm intrigued i don't know because i do think

that's something that doesn't get talked about is as you grow you can go in many different directions like that's when you get money maybe whenever you get wifed up maybe whenever you kind of have enough of football you fall out of love with it you like so you can either like just take your money and chill and coast and you see guys kind of fall out, or you see the guys that are like, all right, I want to be great at this thing and to go a different direction. And when that's quarterback, that's a big deal because you're directly spotlighted. But when you're the quarterback, if it's even –

say you're an executive or a team owner, and you're thinking about paying a quarterback a big franchise deal, if it ever crossed your mind that your starting quarterback was one of those guys that you have to be scared to pay which we know there's guys like that all the time and the coaches everyone knows like hey yeah this guy's a stud but hey i don't like i don't want to see him on a second deal like on a rookie deal this guy's hungry and then a second deal he's going to get comfortable if you ever had that thought in your mind for your quarterback if

you're scared to pay him then you don't ever even think about extending the dude because your quarterback has to be the craziest most detail-oriented type a kind of person like just leader driven that is going to do everything and all the great ones at the quarterback position are and there's no question about it that's so real your quarterback's got a lead by example he's got a lead by that guy is the leader of the team whether he likes it or not that guy he's making he's making the most money he's making decisions that players can't make he is the team if you find one though you gotta hang on to him gotta hang on to him gotta hang on to him you just don't know if he's is he your guy or not now granted

they always say hang on to your quarterback if you got one But Belichick's like, get him the fuck out of here Give me Andy Dalton With no clear replacement though That's the scary thing for New England Like whoever's going to be their next starting quarterback Isn't there right now, right? Think about Joe Burrow getting drafted by the Bengals Saying no And the Patriots somehow trading with the Bengals to get that

Trade Gilmore Trade the defensive player of the year get up there who knows what if what if new england patriots end up with the number one pick in the draft this upcoming year somehow we know how much hate like patriots hate is out there due to their success the outside of the boston area if they somehow got this number one overall pick they People will absolutely lose their minds and I'd be happy. It'd be fun to watch. It'd be awesome. It would be so awesome. Belichick would be doing another press conference the next

day. I didn't even go to the Combine. You guys are at the Combine, Middle Tennessee State. We think Joe's a good player. He was stupid. We just traded him a bag of balls.

And now we got Joe Burrow. For the next 20 years, Craig, Joe Burrow being the next Tom Brady would be hysterical. And by the way, can happen. This is something that could happen. Humans could make this decision right now. It's 2 o'clock. We've been on here for about an hour.

I think we should probably answer some YouTube questions, into the youtube comments because we want this to be a very active show we're on the youtube ain't that right aj absolutely we love the youtube ain't that right aj sure i love pat mcafee's youtube channel sounded forced but sounded forced. That's all I'm saying. I'm not an actor, Pat. YouTube questions. Take it away, Zito. All right. Basically, there's a lot of fake trade rumors in here. A lot of people are doing fake ones.

They said that Odell got traded. That was false. But yeah, I'll let you know if any questions actually come in A lot of trolls in here today What just happened? There's no questions in there? Wait, I got one, hold on though I got one from Instagram I got one in my Instagram comments too I got a good one in my Instagram comments

This is for you, AJ Hawk Evan, can you put that up on the screen please? Yeah, right there Mr. RG, Mr. Underscore RG3 Not Robert Griffin III But Mr. rg3 asked in the instagram comments were you ever asked to do head and shoulders commercials next to troy with that freaking sexy ass mane you got uh no it's a safe bet to say i was never asked and rightfully so my long ratty garbage long hair i had no no. I mean, Clay Matthews is the hair guy.

His hair is nice, a lot of volume, some, like, natural curls almost. Like, I didn't have that. I had long, stringy, weird hair. So I should never have been asked to do a Head & Shoulders commercial. Yeah, but if you would have had, like, what they would have said is if with good shampoo, you probably have a little bit of bounce. But what, would they put a wig on me for the bounce, the bounce that I need? No, I think the bonds would come from the

shampoo and the conditioner now i've used shampoo and conditioner it doesn't give me that box pat you know i got a lot of bounce one of my hair was long that thing had big old curls on it i mean it was it was it was it was very long came down the middle of my back i used to have a long ponytail it used to hang out there did you know that i did not know that but i don't have any curls my hair is dead straight no matter how whatever the length is yeah i thought i i thought i thought you had good hair i didn't know your hair was such such shitty hair i didn't no i mean it's fine i i didn't i didn't grow it out thinking i was fabio for for the older demo that may be watching this right now but what you're growing up for them i mean it's a long weird story i wanted to have

long hair i love pat tillman he went over he died little tribute to him my buddies and i did it so yeah so you grew your hair out for pat tillman that's why you had long hair i mean partly yeah that's awesome i mean i was a fan of pat tillman when he was alive and then he went over and he died when i was in college and myself bobby carpenter anthony schlegel and nick mangood actually already had kind of long hair but yeah grow hair out and then i had it for 10 years long and then i didn't realize how bad it really looked until i cut it off i'm like oh okay cool this feels good now feels good having shorter hair again yeah i agree you look much much better now actually something happened i don't know what i just from the picture i just saw it to then i i don't know there is some sort of – you did something, and I'm not –

you did something to your face. It looks a lot better than what it used to look like. I don't know. I mean, I haven't had any, like, outside products injected or anything into my face, no. Should I? Is it time for that? No, you look good. What we're saying is you've had quite a come-up.

But the fact that you had that long hair for Pat Tillman, that a legendary story i mean that's like a legend that's an awesome story i didn't know that cool well you know what big douchers do they like to announce that stuff ladies and gentlemen speaking of announced on the mcafee and hawk show your daily entertainment youtube.com forward slash the pat mcafee show aj hawk announces that his hair was long for pat tillman american hero yep let's pander to everybody let's really virtue signal our way out of this show pat what do you think you go first you go next i'll tell you what if you're going out and about and you're not worrying about the coronavirus you're killing every old person on earth yeah it's a weird time it's a really weird time it happened so quickly too didn't it

i feel like a week ago i was hugging random homeless people on the side of the streets i won't do that right now with a 10-foot pole yeah i don't know we'll see how long this lasts but i mean everyone's everyone have you been getting a lot of like do you get texts from people or you have buddies come up like hey my wife's cousin's sister's brother knows somebody that works in the ER in D.C. 72 hours. They said full lockdown in the next six hours for at least 80 days. Yeah. My particular source said 72 hours.

Yeah. That's how it always goes. Everyone knows somebody that works in an ER or something, which I cannot imagine working there. It's got to be unbelievably brutal conditions and then working long hours and not enough space. It's going to be crazy. It's only going to get worse. But everyone seems to have their story. It's almost like the insiders.

Everyone wants to break what's coming next when nobody truly knows. Who's your insider? I bet you've lived a pretty good life. You probably have a really good insider. I don't have any connections to anything. I don't have any insiders, nothing. Because first off, I don't believe any of them and I don't go out connections to anything. I don't have any insiders, nothing. Because first off, I don't believe any of them,

and I don't go out there and seek them. And when they do present themselves to me, if it's in person, usually I'm pretty dismissive of it. You're such a hard-ass dude. Not at all. No, no, no. I'm saying it's what I just try to say. We don't know. I don to say. We don't know.

I don't know. We don't know. So I don't want to stand there like grandstand and try to tell people what's going on. Well, what do you think is going on? Great question, Pat. I don't know. I am smart enough to tell you that I don't know what's going on. Nobody's doing that, man.

Everybody's telling me what to do on the Facebook and to everybody knows. Everybody has an answer. Everybody. Everybody's a doctor. You know, everybody's a that, man. Everybody's telling me what to do on the Facebook. Everybody knows. Everybody has an answer. Everybody's a doctor. You know, everybody's a comedian making fun of Evan Fox, these tiny-ass little fucking legs. Everybody's a doctor when it comes to the virus, COVID-19. Yeah, the weird thing is going to be whenever sports do happen again, like whenever basketball starts again or hockey or baseball,

aren't they most likely going to start with empty stadiums they've already said that hey did you see that debate last night with no uh crowd what's wrong with this question i can't is that a bad question to ask we're not on the zone right now no i'm doing no i liked the debate with no crowd last night as well i didn't i didn't watch it all no i've seen clips so i liked it without it to be honest and i was wondering it actually made me think while i was watching it uh my vitamins it made me think i was like what will be sports be like because i've seen a lot of practices i've watched a lot of practices for things those can get intense i don't know if guys sell out completely but i think it would be

intriguing with no fans for like a week or two and then people would get over it i think people would be sick of it be sick of watching games with no fans? Yeah, I think for the first week or two, it would be something that they're like, oh, this is kind of cool. You get to hear exactly what they're saying. Squeak, squeak, squeak. Dribble, dribble. And then after a week, they're like,

ah, okay, we're about done with this. We're about done. I think whenever sports come back, I think people are going to be so excited to have live sports to watch. I think it's going to last much longer than a week, the excitement that this is what we have.

Whenever that comes, it'll give us some sense of normalcy. Life is getting back to where it was. You think they're going to do a long time with no crowd and then work its way back in? I don't know. I know the NHL shut down too. Haven't they said it's going to be at least

eight weeks and when they come back, it's going to be no you know i don't know what's going on neither do you honestly nobody who does that's the question is everybody looking at each other to see what the answer is like think about that room the people that actually have to make the decision and they're like uh so what do you think i don't think it's that big of a deal fuck i've seen the swine flu i've seen the fucking bird flu i this ain't that big and somebody on the other side's like this is a massive deal somebody's gonna and what do you think i think it's probably somewhere in the middle yeah all right i'll go make one official announcement then i wonder i don't know i don't know if anybody has a clue about what's going on i don't think anybody has a clue somehow i thought

things were getting better and turns out nope things are about to get even worse and it's like i this is something you know nothing about because you're literally confined to your own bubble you're confined to your own bubble whoever you follow on twitter whoever potentially tweets you or that's your only escape and then bang you're right back to your bubble i don't think anybody knows anything no there's obviously experts out there that study these diseases and have for 30 or 40 years and all i feel like what they go over they go off of a lot of what happened in previous plagues and things like this these outbreaks of and they go like off the numbers and they show okay if we this model if we do what philly did in 1918 and have a parade then it's going to exponentially double triple

it's going to go so fast but But if we socially isolate, then whatever. That's what people like to say. They go off what has happened in the past. But then you'll hear one doctor say that, and then you'll hear another doctor say, oh, this is all an overreaction. And then another doctor will come from the clouds and be like, we're not doing enough, actually. And it's like, well, who's paying you, doctor, to say that? And who's paying you? You can't trust anything anymore.

So I'm just locking myself in my house and my studio and then hoping that I don't run out of toilet paper. I mean, that's the best possible. That's what they want you to do, Pat. Just kind of hang out inside. You don't need to go out and watch, go see the Joker at the $3 movie theater. You don't need to do that kind of stuff. That was a weird laugh, that guy. Indiana, are restaurants and stuff closed?

Yeah, man. I got friends that are in the restaurant and service industry. This is going to be a big time kick in the sack for a closed. Yeah, man. I got friends that are in the restaurant and service industry, you know, and like this is going to be a big time kick in the sack for a lot of people, man. I don't I don't know how any business makes it like depending how long this goes, but at least carry out is open. That's the good thing. I keep care. I don't give them a chance to make some money.

I mean, carry out is cool to me. But if everything they're saying is true, like the last thing I want is a delivery. Motherfucker defeats the entire purpose of what they're trying to do. They're saying carry out and cool to me but if everything they're saying is true like the last thing i want is a delivery motherfucker defeats the entire purpose of what they're trying to do they're saying carry out and delivery's available i'm like uh i'd rather uh deliver uh so that motherfucker's just showing up in my house what like what what i don't know i guess you could ask him leave it at the front and then what lice all it too pal hey can you leave it at the front and lice all the whole thing and then i'll pick it up and then I'll hope the people that made it inside of that didn't do anything. I mean, it's like, when do you stop? But is it transferred through food? Do we know that?

We don't know how it's really even transferred too much, I guess. I just feel like everybody spits in my food. Oh, yeah, you should definitely accept that fact. That's fine. Who cares? I have. I mean, I'm sure it happens. If you complain and send your meal back, yeah. I'm certain it happens. If you complain and send your meal back, yeah. I'm certain of it. I remember in high school I ordered a hot dog, but I wanted two hot dogs, one bun. Think about it.

That's what I wanted. They gave me one hot dog, but two layers of cheese on it. I think they spit in between the two layers of cheese. That was the first time I realized that people are probably going to be spitting my food a lot. Did you realize that after you finished the whole hot dog? Yeah, I ate it for sure. I for sure ate it, but I wondered immediately upon arrival

why that was a weird little glip in the cheese there at the bottom. So I think, That's like Fargo and Super Troopers. I mean, why? Why would you put two? So you wanted two hot dogs, one bun. Why would they put one hot dog, two pieces of cheese? Yeah, well, I do American cheese in the bottom.

You see, like a cradle. And they spit and wrap it around the dog? Well, no, they put two cheeses on top of each other, stacked. Normally, it's just one piece of cheese. And they put two pieces on top of each other, stacked. And I was like, well, that never happens. Why would they do that? And then I saw like a little softness in the cheese.

I was like, oh, they spit in there. And then I just ate it. I was looking to get more meat. Turns out I got a little bit more disease. Well, stay safe out there, Pat and Indy. Stay safe on your drive. How far is the studio from your house? Well, this morning it was really nice, actually.

It was like 12 minutes this morning. traffic pretty nice pretty so pretty nice what happens if uh something in the near future and they don't let you leave your house really to come to the studio i'm gonna escape i mean i'm dufresne i'm andy dufresne i'm coming through i don't know what they're gonna do are they gonna pull me over and lock me up be awesome that'd be awesome if i get arrested for wanting to entertain people during a quarantine now you'd sell so many more t-shirts after that well if people have money to buy t-shirts you know i mean that's that's the real question in this business world that we're currently in right now is will anybody have anything to do anything if there's a shutdown for two two months they're saying potentially i mean think about no

more than 50 people are allowed to be gathered together for two months you know how many businesses operate with a bunch of motherfuckers on one floor just in one over there none of them are allowed to go to work like what's supposed to happen i don't understand how the world's supposed to just shut down for two months this is insane what's weird it's it would be really hard for a business to do that for like a week if you think about it like in a non-coronavirus time but if you think two months then that's just a gigantic amount of time. I don't know. Yeah, we'll see.

We're going to figure it out. I'm sure everyone's going to come up with a plan and do it whenever they can. But, man, it's just a weird time. Hopefully, we'll never have a time like this again. Do you have a bunch of stuff lying around the house that you just don't use? You know the kind of thing, a kid's baseball glove that no longer fits, a pair of jeans that was only worn once. I mean, who doesn't have an old phone hiding in a drawer somewhere, Ty?

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boom no awkward conversations with the mercari app go ahead and sell that shit that's lying around your house with our friends at mercari ever yeah you know what though one day we'll be the i won't but others will probably be the older folks i'm gonna pass away somehow by the way something's gonna happen to me at some point yeah 40 43 max probably that's what you know what that's a lot higher than i had been saying and theorizing about for a long time so i'll take 43 to be honest with you but i i'll go out somehow but whenever folks get old back in 2020 when the coronavirus came out couldn't get bread costco line was four hours long you need toilet paper you need toilet paper you need to wipe that with baloney don't dig shout out to digs updates today anything else you want to say do we have any questions from youtube oh yeah there was one

question from i think his name was don all right is there anybody watching the show oh yeah lots okay yeah i usually have to like warm them up and ask for questions they're just getting like they're like they're uh what do you call their takes their one-liners yeah any good takes any good takes uh there was one that was actually pretty funny. It was like the Chargers have an edge playing against an empty stadium because this whole entire season they've been playing against a stadium. I like that. I like that.

Has been used a lot, though. That has been used a lot. Triple H used it in commentary for Friday Night Smackdown, by the way. They did a whole show in front of no crowd on Friday night. I saw a little bit of that one. I thought, well, you probably couldn't travel to go to. thought you'd be perfect for that me too did not get asked but um good show i thought they had a pretty good show i mean it was awkward but it was a good show but the joke was oh they seem to perform pretty well they're used to nobody reacting to anything

that they do type something like that but good joke good joke good joke i don't want to take away from that guy but it has been used about 4,000 times. But it's comment section, so I shouldn't expect elite stuff. It's just... Just kidding. I didn't see it. I didn't see it, though.

So that's on me. So that was the first time you saw it? Yeah. Oh, so I just kind of buried that moment. I'm like Mel Kiper in my fucking draft day. No, no. Yeah, that's on me. That's my fault.

Good joke by that guy. Vague question, though. Who do you think is winning this whole entire free agency so far? Obviously, it just started. The Arizona Cardinals. The Arizona Cardinals won free agency thus far. Then whoever lands Tom Brady,

they won free agency. And then if Antonio Brown ends up exactly where Tom Brady's at, which is what everybody's thinking, they also won free agency. And then, yeah, ends up exactly where Tom Brady's at, which is what everybody's thinking, they also win free agency. And then, yeah, that's how I feel. How do you feel, AJ? I feel like they're the same. And if Josh Gordon re-signs wherever Tom Brady goes,

then that team wins free agency as well. Could you imagine if he goes down there to Tampa Bay? It's Mike Evans, Antonio Brown, Josh Gordon. They also have that other guy. Chris Godwin. Chris Godwin, Bruce Arians, Clyde Christensen. O.J. Howard, they're tight end. That's an athletic dude too.

How many games does Gordon have to sit out? None. Aren't they saying they're taking that you're going to be reinstated now? He had a PED one too, though, I think. I think he had a PED one too. And I thought it said it didn't affect how players are reinstated. It's just that guys can't get suspended going forward. That's kind of fucked up.

I would think the PA has a – they could fight that one for him. Oh, you think the PA is going to get that one done? The PA – in theory, the PA should fight this one for maybe I think they will whether they get it done or not I don't know yeah yeah they will anything else see um Nick uh of West Virginia guy he was just in the office got some of the Raiders oh yeah about that oh did he Kwiatkowski oh yeah Kwiatkowski Kwiatkowski he's tall dude this dude's like six foot four you know who this guy is yeah where where did he play in college? West Virginia.

He's got a brother, too, that plays, I feel like. I don't know his brother. I know him. Nick Kwiatkowski. He just signed to who? The Raiders? Yes. Hey, he's a big, tall guy.

He went from being a special teamer to a starter, basically, for the Bears. Did they say how much he got paid? Not yet. Happy for him. Good for that guy. He's good. I know the Packers signed Christian Kirksey, like we talked about, to start off the show.

So we'll see. Now the thing – free agency is happening. So what – And does Mike Patton stink or not? Did he? I don't know. I've never played for him. But he seems to be like a good defensive coordinator.

186 yards before contact in an NFC Championship game. Yeah, that one was rough. And I think people were talking about him possibly getting fired, but LaFleur even said like, I'm not going to overreact over one game. Now, they struggled at times during the season, but hey, they found a way to bring a couple guys in on the edge and get some pressure on the quarterback, which is huge. You have

a chance if you can do that. Did you hear what Ty Schmidt said? Owner of the Packers, what Ty said? Yeah, he should have overreacted. Patton's fucking stooge why do you okay by the way i had no feelings towards petten ty ty this was 100 i asked you that question strictly for ties i don't know i mean i know players like him i know do players like him yeah yeah because i don't know him i've never met the guy but i've talked to players and they all like him they think he has a good plan so i have no idea he was the head coach of the browns for a little because i don't know him i've never met the guy but i've talked to players and they all like him they think he has a good plan so i have no idea he was the head coach of the browns for a little bit i don't know if you knew that pat what'd you say he was the head coach of the

browns for a little bit oh i know there too hold on now that's my moment with him when i get introduced to him because johnny manziel was finally having a good half of football he finally played a good half of football he was rolling out of the pocket he was throwing it was a good half of football. He finally played a good half of football. He was rolling out of the pocket. He was throwing. It was a good half of football, finally. They interview Mike Patton and he goes, quarterback has to learn

how to stay in the pocket and throw the ball. They went out and got slaughtered in the second half and they didn't let Johnny Manziel run. I was like,

well, this Mike Patton guy has no idea what he's doing. That's good. He's really looking out for Johnny Manziel's success. But it turns out nobody could really help Johnny Manziel

from the makes of it. No, it's tough. You just got to see Austin Hooper just signed a four-year deal with somebody the makes of it. No, it's tough. You just got to see Austin Hooper just signed a four-year deal with somebody. Who was it? Big, big time deal. Cleveland. Four years, 44 mil. Is that right?

Yeah. He's really good, I guess. Baker Mayfield adds an incredible, another incredible type. Don't they have Njoku? Yep. Unless Njoku is potentially on the trading block. They said Stefanski used more two tight end sets than any other coordinator last year. All right.

Well, there we go. Then they got two tight ends. They got Odell still, which is potential trade option or trade bait if Andrew Barry wants to get rid of him and start over. You got Jarvis Landry. You got Kareem Hunt on a second round tender. He was just placed under that. And you got Chubb back there as well, right? Yep.

That team could be really good. Could be. The Browns are back. Super Bowl again. Just like this last offseason. I mean, they should be. You're right. They should be good.

Bro, I was all in on them last year. Yeah, everybody was. It seems like it. I don't know. Does Stefanski have a chance, though? Like, it's not an easy i didn't even know the guy existed i mean i didn't even know he existed and then he was everybody said he was him and salah getting head coaching gig they play against each other

and salah just literally took his pants down and just beat the hell out of him and then they hire the stefanski guy like the next day and i'm like andrew barry though i trust andrew barry the gm he was with the colts i i think he's a very smart guy so if andrew barry's making decisions until further notice i am on board with him because i like him and i trust him but the stefanski hire i have no idea who the hell he is i have no idea and will they ever be good no one has a clue it just seems like that team's inevitably going to stink at all times well their whole interview process pat remember they went through everything. Josh McDaniels was there nine or ten hours, but

he wouldn't agree to give them so much power. He wanted a little bit of control over things, so Stefanski obviously worked out a deal, and they're going to... We'll see how it works. I don't know. It seems to be difficult. They got the moneyball guy there. They got the owner. They got everybody involved. Smart.

Rest in peace to that dog,'s smart rest in peace to that dog though rest in peace to that dog what's the name of that dog oh i don't know what movie money ball no they had a funeral for the dog and it was not well received on the internet the browns oh yeah yeah the browns had an open casket uh funeral for that dog it was not well received i understand what they were trying to do but everybody was like bro the worst part of every movie is whenever you see a passed away dog, don't just show it to us for an hour here. Get the hell out of here. That was a bad decision.

That was more of the Browns being the Browns. Swagger. Swagger is the name of the dog. Rest in peace to Swagger. Obviously a good looking dog. But Andrew Barry, the GM, was not a part of that decision. And I'm thankful for that. What were you going to say, Zito?

One last question if you want it. Yep. With NFL training staffs and conditioning coaches, will they now use CBD, THC, vitamins remedies now that they won't be testing, you think? Well, athletic trainers use CBD and vitamins in the inflammation market. I wonder if they'll be giving out edibles

that are body, like, you don't think so? You're saying no way. I mean, CBD at at the most i don't think they will be allowed to have anything with thc in it in the facilities you tell me you think oh hey oh pat yeah you got banged up made a few tackles there on kickoff tonight oh yeah doc my knees really really hurt me here pat here's a couple 20 milligram gummies. Have fun. Like, they're not going to do that. Why? Because he's going to say, Pat, I know you already have a bag full. Why am I going to give them to you?

That would be accurate. But instead of the painkillers, I don't know why that wouldn't be a cool alternative. It's way better. But I don't know where you've been. But, like, it's not 1984 to where they're just handing out Percocets like it's water. Like, that doesn't happen anymore i'll tell you what i was a part of some some planes that were like that but it has changed towards the end of my career i mean 1984 i don't think it had to go back then but boy those used to be very easy to attain and it was those were good times those were good times my friends those were good times i can see how it could cause a problem but those were good times

yeah it's different man i've never been anywhere where any they give painkillers to anybody like Those were good times. I can see how it could cause a problem, but those were good times. Yeah, it's different, man. I've never been anywhere where they give painkillers to anybody. Like, I saw we had a dude snap his leg completely in half and had to stay in Kansas City, and I know it was impossible for them to even get him, like, two Percocets. What's that all about? You know, like, they came in and shut down all the drugs. I think they did, the FDA or whatever, when guys got busted.

Toradol. Couldn't do the Toradol anymore. Oh yeah, I've never had a Toradol shot. I hear it's amazing. You have never tried Toradol? No, I think I've told you that in the past. Because they don't give them in Green Bay. Dr. McKenzie there, he's awesome. He cares about players. He's the man.

I don't know how you guys win. I don't know how you guys win over there. Makes a lot of sense though now I'm thinking about it. So when Rodgers came back in that second half against the Bears, they just gave them like a Vicodin, a couple Vicodins? No, they can't even get Vicodin. That's the thing. Talk to any team doc.

It's hard. They can't just carry stockpiles of pills either. They'd all changed I don't know how many years ago. Green Bay doesn't do tortle? What's that? Green Bay doesn't do tortle? No, I think they haven't done the doctor. They haven't done Tordell shots in 10, 15 years, I think.

They stink. Never going to win. Can't win like that. Can't win like that. You're playing against humans, especially a 17-game season. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Green Bay Packers are on a direct arrow down because of this. This is a big deal.

This needs to be talked about more. Maybe it helps the longevity of the players, though. Who cares? Not if they make it to the NFC Championship. That's why. I didn't know they made it. They probably go to the Super Bowl. They probably go to the Super Bowl.

You talk about those D linemen and linebackers are all banged up, a little bit sore. They're eating those offensive linemen And George Kittle George Kittle's just like Wham bang see ya Pomp pomp pomp Running back's just running right through the thing

Guys retired Sore Maybe we don't need a receiver Just get some Toradol Shit can't pet And we're ready to go I don't even know if they're like that with Toradol anymore I've been removed for three years

I mean it's a whole different animal I think you can still get it But but you have to sign a waiver. You won't sue the team 30 years down the road. It's definitely changed. I'm sure you can still get it, but you have to probably prove that you have some kind of legit kind of injury. You can't just get it all the time just for overall health. Diggs update here on Toro.

Diggs, what do you got? There is a big trade expected to be coming. This is not the big one, but the Baltimore Ravens are trading tight end Hayden Hurst and a fourth-round pick to Atlanta. And the Ravens get a second-round pick and a fifth-round pick. Hayden Hurst was their main guy this year, wasn't he? No. Mark Andrews.

Oh, yeah. But Hayden Hurst was the long-haired guy, the pitcher that could. This guy, this poor fucking guy. Listen to this, this Hayden Hurst was the long-haired guy, the pitcher that could. This guy, this poor fucking guy. Listen to this. This Hayden Hurst guy. I feel so bad for him. He was drafted like first-round baseball, right? Yeah.

He could throw like 95 or something like that. Very high. He was like this big draft prospect in baseball. He could throw like 95, whatever. Dude couldn't throw a strike once he got drafted. Couldn't throw a strike. Got like the yips for baseball. Could still throw it could still throw it as hard as just couldn't find the fucking strike zone so he had to quit baseball and then it became a tight end if that's the right guy

yeah i know it is think about how frustrating that would be oh my god you work your entire life to build up that arm you get drafted it. It's your time. And then no matter what you do, that son of a bitch just won't go from chest to knees right there. It just won't do it. That would be so frustrating. I would be so angry at the world. I mean, it would be very difficult to handle. But how much does it say about this dude's athleticism where he's drafted, throwing 95? He's like, oh, man, I can't figure out.

I can't find the strike zone. Yeah, let's just go be an NFL tight end and go start somewhere and now take over for Austin Hooper who just departed to go to Cleveland. So, yeah, good opportunity opens up. Matt Ryan can still sling it, so he'll go get some numbers there in Atlanta. Basketball players do that a lot now too, go straight to tight end. Is tight end the easiest position to play? Maybe for basketball guys because basketball guys, you know,

aren't you always surprised when you're around NBA guys in person and they're 900 feet tall and their waist is like 24 inches around? Yeah. They're so skinny. So small. I don't know how they do it. I don't know how they do it. Well, they play basketball, Pat.

That's what they do. Zion is not, by the way. Zion can start a left tackle anywhere he wants. You did a bang-up job on intros, by the way zion can start a left tackle anywhere he wanted you did you did a a bang up job on intros by the way for the pelicans appreciate that not everybody in the pelicans organization was sold on me doing the intros before then but afterwards i think i won them over i think i got him did you uh i know we're wrapping up but did you uh how many thoughts did you have in your head going into that because that was i mean that was some like michael or

bruce buffer type ufc intro yeah better than him but it was one of those things where uh i just wanted to i wanted to i just want to build it up make it hilarious that's all i do it with most guests of my show if i know anything about the person that's a good point did you know all the did you know the starting five going into the game tell you what Derek favors that I almost forgot his name in the middle of the whole I had to look at my piece of paper I actually pulled out my piece of paper I was like what the fuck is this guy's name because I held on Zion so long I almost passed out first of all so my brain goes completely blank and then the guy in my ear is like all right next and next. And I'm like, next, yeah. What is his name? Oh, the eight-foot-tall guy from Georgia Tech.

Standing at eight feet tall. From Georgia Tech. All right, are we doing this tomorrow or not? Yeah, I'm in. Who's going to teach your kids tomorrow? happens in the morning before this we do this but uh can you for tomorrow's show can you take some pictures of the setup in your house i already have i have pictures already yeah we have pictures from them doing sit-ups during their recess and pull-ups and all kind of stuff. What?

I don't... Just when they're sitting in their English class in your living room. I mean, it's not like there's 30 kids in there. That's not safe. It's not that many kids. How many kids are in your living room right now? They're done now. They finished up.

Maybe seven, eight kids. Jesus Christ. Too many. Too many kids. Too many people. Oh, how many guys in the studio right now? How many grown adults in the studio that can contract the virus? Seven, eight kids? Yeah. Jesus. Too many. Too many kids. Too many people. Oh, how many guys in the studio right now? How many grown adults in the studio that can contract the virus?

The kids haven't really contracted it yet. Luckily, hopefully it stays that way. Have you ever heard about spacing? Yeah. Have you ever heard of that? Yeah. Yeah, social distancing. I've been doing it my whole life.

Me too, actually. But there's an entire window between me and the other four gentlemen that are in this studio now they they might be on top of each other but the distancing that we've done for each other here is incredible but they are on top of each other therefore you will see them you will interact with them you're still passing it along if one of you has it yeah but they're not any kids with grubby little fingers like you got going on running around your living room right now my kids are probably cleaner than you me depends what time of the day i guess but yes do your kids speak in full sentences what's the age uh nine seven four and two do they do they speak in full sentences like do they get it uh the coronavirus thing? No, just in general.

Can you speak to a seven-year-old, like a regular conversation with a seven-year-old? Like, hey, what's up? Oh, nothing. I'm a little bit tired. I had this for lunch. How about you? Oh, nothing.

I'm doing okay. Does that happen with seven-year-olds? Yeah, my son's seven. He's in the first grade. Yeah, full go conversations about everything. My daughter's nine. Yeah, she really they're super.

Their brains aren't messed up yet and they continue to grow. So they remember stuff that you said six months ago. Like, oh, yeah, dad. Remember Abe Lincoln? He's the one that freed the slaves. Like they they they stuff

sticks in their brain. It's amazing. The slaves freed the slaves. Yeah, I know. Abe Lincoln was doing a lot of the groundwork, I guess, as they've taught them in school. Vance Page Proclamation.. Advanced patient proclamation.

Advanced patient proclamation. Full school! And seven years ago. Look at our office gets it. Bingo. Would you ever let old Uncle Pat teach a class over there? Just kind of Skype me in? I mean, are you kidding me?

Pat, this is, we don't know how long this break is going to be. You could teach as many classes as you want. We'll definitely, I'll bring an iPad and we'll Skype you in. They'll sit around this little dining room table and we'll have uncle pat teach because you got to get creative with them to do different activities to keep them engaged so yeah what would you want to take them through supply and demand yeah that'd be great we would do it when i was their age i was selling cigarettes to the neighborhood kids when you were nine? No, no, fifth grade. How old were you in fifth grade? Eleven, maybe?

Yeah. Were you really? You had a pretty good racket going. My daughter sells slime. You probably don't know. Kids make slime now. They make all this slime together, and they make a mess of your house. It's unbelievably messy, and we hate it.

Slime bros! But my daughter, she was making all this slime. Like, hey, we can't do this anymore, and if you're going to do this, you need to make it a business and start hate it but my daughter she was making all the slime like hey we can't do this anymore and if you're going to do this you need to make it a business and start selling it so i got her a bunch of these little plastic containers and we like oh that's a good one you sell that one for a dollar this one if you want you should start getting you making custom slime for other kids and sell for three four bucks so she's sold a few of them so far did you see the um the kid that was selling pumps of hand hand sanitizer love that kid but absolutely love that kid he had a hand sanitizer thing he was charging 50 cents a pump

and this is real like it was a legit thing yeah he got kicked out of school for it i mean he's miles ahead of that grade anyways you should just move on to the next grade kids already beat the game that kid's charging for pumps of hand sanitizer let's assume he understands enough to move to the next grade just get his ass up what a hustle imagine him standing behind like in a library behind a bookshelf like you want one come on 50 cents get a pump that's a pump and a half need another quarter that would be awesome that's why i don't have kids by the way because my kid's gonna be the one doing that and i'm gonna have to answer to him yeah i mean you just got to be creative with them but you got to accentuate the one doing that and I'm going to have to answer to him. Yeah, I mean, you just got to be creative with him, but

you got to accentuate the positives from that. He's going to be an entrepreneur, hustler guy. You just got to make sure you channel that in the right direction. Yeah, but my conversation with the teachers would be tough. Tough. Like, we have to suspend him because he was selling. I was like, suspend? Don't we think we should maybe promote this kid?

This is... How much do you guys make a year? Okay, let's do the math math how many pumps does he have to sell to make what you make a year and this kid's in what fifth grade get the fuck out of here it's a genius get him out of here all right let's end the show uh do you have a sign off you're gonna have a sign off every single show you told me you wanted to motivate the people and nobody told us yeah yeah he said you would motivate the commenters and the listeners to come back tomorrow and send their questions to our Instagram posts about it. I have an Instagram post about it. Put your questions in there, put them in the comments going on, going forward and your, your motivational speech for our listeners to come back to McAfee and Hawk

a sports show tomorrow. So yeah, I'm not doing an inspirational thing. You like to do this and try to paint me into a corner and get all your little buddies to cheer and rally around and have the sarcastic cheer for me to do something like that no no no no that's all we do at all you don't know us at all so yeah i know your game um i'm older than all of you too i believe so like it's not like i'm the little brother that you're taking advantage of that's what you try to do here in these moments I'm the little brother that you're taking advantage of. That's what you try to do here in these moments. No, no, no. No, no, no.

No, no. AJ. No. AJ. So I can hear the guy's voice in the background. AJ. But yeah, I think right now we're in the weirdest time ever, Pat. We really are.

Yeah, we are. Brutal weird time. Stop clapping for me. It's not a motivational talk. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Letutal, weird time. Stop clapping for me. It's not a motivational talk. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Let's go. Let's go.

You have a 10 to 12 radio show still every day, correct? Oh, yeah, I do. So, yeah, and most likely at 1 p.m. daily, we're going to go on here, and we're going to talk about what's going on and see if free agency and the world. Where's a wall for me to run through? Thank you for that, AJ. This is so stupid. That's what we're talking about.

That's what we're talking about AJ. AJ Hawk. AJ Hawk. AJ Hawk. AJ Hawk. AJ Hawk. Nah. We just did it.

Yep, this is the last one Pat. It was a good run. Thank you all so much for watching. Have a great day. សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្វាប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបា Thank you. សូវាប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបា Thank you. សូវាប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបា Thank you.