The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 199 - Fresh Into Retirement, 1st Ballot HOFer, Marshal Yanda Conversates With Us About Life. Michael Lombardi's Big Brain Is On Display. And Legend, AJ Hawk.
Episode Date: May 12, 2020On today's show, Pat is joined by Super Bowl Champion, 8x Pro Bowler, 7x All-Pro, member of 2010's All-Decade Team, surefire 1st ballot Hall of Famer, Marshal Yanda. Pat and Marshal talk about how muc...h weight he's dropped since he retired, and how he understands that he was essentially forcing himself to stay as big as he was, they look back on his career as a whole, look at what he wants to do next, he chats about what it is like blocking for Lamar Jackson, why the injuries were the main cause for retirement, how the locker room changed during the course of his career, and keeping young bucks in line when they were talking too much crap in an incredible conversation(1:08-29:08). Next is another installment of McAfee & Hawk Sports Talk where Pat and AJ discuss everything that happened with the UFC 249 card and what some of the biggest takeaways were and why it was so huge for sports in not only the United States, but the world. They also give their reactions to episodes 7 and 8 of The Last Dance and continue to realize why Michael Jordan was such a unique specimen, discuss the NCAA decision to not play college football if no students are back on campuses, and everything else that has been circulating around the sports world (31:15-2:12:57). Lastly, friend of the show, former GM for the Cleveland Browns, 3x Super Bowl Champion, and host of the GM Shuffle Podcast, Michael Lombardi joins the program. Pat and Michael chat about Stephen Jones' comments about Dallas not spending too much money on Dak Prescott and whether that is a leverage play, why Bill Belichick hasn't openly said anything about his quarterback competition and why he doesn't think it'll be a big deal, where he ultimately thinks Cam Newton will end up (potentially the Patriots?), and what he thinks about Big Ben's outlook heading into this season (2:14:52-2:35:03). Today's show is a good one. Don't forget to send in the hashtag #ThisIsWhereImAtPat with a picture of where you're listening to the show for the chance to win some free merch. Come and laugh with us, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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hello it is tuesday may 12 2020 i'm not sure what day it is of quarantine but i do know that live
sports came back in america this past weekend ufc 249 humans beat the living shit out of each other
in there it was awesome we'll talk about it later with legend aj hawk also marsh Marshall Yonda stops by today for an incredible conversation.
That son of a bitch lost 64 pounds. Yep, 64 pounds since he retired.
Good conversation about being the best in the game. And also, Michael Lombardi stops by to talk about the Dallas Cowboys, Stephen Jones, Dak Prescott, and everything else going on in the
world. Good conversation today. I think you're going to enjoy it, and I appreciate you so much
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a part of something special we're putting together here at the end of the quarantine. I appreciate
the hell out of all of you.'re the greatest let's get to it
now is a man that is going to look like a complete stranger if you ever bump into him in iowa or in
the streets or at his hall of fame ceremony this guy is an eight-time pro bowler a super bowl champ
all pro all decade team guaranteed hall of fam, former offensive lineman, now retired from the Baltimore Ravens,
Marshall Yonda.
Yeah!
Yonda!
My boy, Marshall!
Thanks, guys.
Happy to be here.
Okay, I have to ask just because visually it is alarming.
Whenever you were playing the football,
were you forcing food down your throat to stay at the weight you were at,
and did you know you were going to go south instead of north once you retired well that's for sure i
always ate a ton of calories ton of carbs always weighed myself every couple of days to make sure
i was you know my plane weight was like 305 to 310 but i didn't know like how fast it was going
to come off but obviously i wanted to lose the weight so after i retired i just started you know
hitting it up and uh eating less you know less food and uh working out lose the weight. So after I retired, I just started, you know, hitting it up and eating less, you know, less food and working out.
And the weight has really fell, you know, fell off.
So I didn't really realize it in the time how much I was doing to keep that weight on.
But obviously it's really come off really fast.
I'm shoot.
I feel so much, you know, so much better.
So it's been great.
How much do you weigh now?
I weigh like about 248.
Where are you going to? You're going down. Do have a set no so that's the thing i don't have i didn't have a plan a goal
like hey i'm going to get to this weight i don't know i may stay you know in the 245 250 range i
don't know but like you know the the day before the uh playoff game i weighed 312. so you know
that was in you know mid-january so 312 to like 250 man i mean just you know, that was in, you know, mid-January. So 312 to like 250, man. I mean, just, you know, going up and down the stairs, bending over, you know, just playing with the kids on the ground.
I mean, just life is just so much better.
And like I said, for a long time, I've looked forward to dropping that weight.
Watched a lot of guys get to do it.
I was waiting for my time for sure.
Yeah, Jeff Saturday lost a bunch of weight quickly.
Who's that guy from the Steelers?
Alan Fanica.
Alan Fanica, yeah, I've seen those pictures. lost a bunch of weight quickly who's that guy from the steelers alan fanica is alan fanica yeah i
seen those pictures those like he got into like marathon running got down to like 210 i mean i
don't think i'll ever get that because i don't like running i hate running so i don't ever get
that uh that light but uh but yeah some guys are really like they really like said a fanica is a
really good one i think about this now that i'm trying to get into the running as you just
mentioned i hate it and i think in team sports running is always punishment it's like if you do I think about this now that I'm trying to get into the running, as you just mentioned.
I hate it.
And I think in team sports, running is always punishment. It's like if you do something wrong, go run.
So I think I've always associated with, okay, not only is this punishment,
but I'm hating doing what I'm currently doing right now.
And as soon as I decided I could stop running and be okay, I started doing that.
Wait until a couple years from now, though, Marshall. If you're not going to, I mean, granted, you're in much better shape
than I am already. I think I weigh more than you currently, but in a couple years after retirement,
those legs, once you start to get them back to life, they do not wake up as fast.
No, I bet not. Yeah. And like I said, I mean, you know, like I agree a hundred percent. I just
never liked to run, was just never a fan of it. You're right. I mean, it seems like punishment.
And every time I would, you know, run on concrete, man, I just felt even worse.
So I've just been riding an exercise bike.
You know, my wife had a Peloton.
I've been crushing that Peloton and then getting in the sauna for like 30 minutes after.
And that's really all I've been doing.
35-minute Peloton work.
I reached out to some other NFL guys, you know, Joe Thomas and Ben Grubbs and former
players that I played with.
And I asked for some advice, too.
And in my college, too, like my college strength coach, Coach Doyle, like he helped me out with like a diet plan and stuff.
So I've been reaching out to people.
But my main exercise has just been the bike.
That's it.
I haven't like ran one time, not one time.
I'm going to get into that.
I have a Peloton two feet away from my bed.
It is currently used as a hanger. But I am going to get all the clothes off of it. I am going to get into that. I have a Peloton two feet away from my bed. It is currently used as a hanger, but I am going to get all the clothes off of it.
I am going to get onto it.
Let's talk about your career because I said this during the YouTube break,
and if the radio people didn't hear it, Marshall Yonda is a player that,
no matter who you talk to, no matter who it is, it can be a corner,
it can be another offensive lineman, it can be a D lineman.
Everybody I've ever talked to that has met Marshall Yonda and watch him play has nothing but respect for your game you're a guy that was just an absolute mauler
but had incredible athletic ability whenever you go and you become an offensive lineman you become
this stud guard then they ask you to move to tackle because they need a tackle like how does
that work are you just because you're from iowa and you grew up on a farm you're just like you
need me to move humans i'll do it however the hell you do it. Like what is it that made you such a talented and gifted offensive lineman
and moving of humans?
A lot of that was like God-given ability, like just being able to be like stout.
You know, number one, you got to have that to be an offensive lineman.
But then obviously your mental approach and just how you, you know,
your approach every single day to really take, you know, okay, God gave you those tools to be, you know, stout and firm in the run game, you know, get
that farm strength from Iowa. But then obviously, I really tried to like work at it every single
day, every single year to really try to be a better player, better person, you know. So I mean,
it was a constant like addiction of, you know, wanting to be better, wanting to be more
accountable, you know what I mean? Be there for my teammates, you know, in the clutch part of the game or, you know, any
aspect.
I just continued to, you know, want to just squeeze out every inch of ability I could,
you know, do my part.
And, you know, and a lot of things like that opened a lot of doors of opportunity for me,
you know, because the more work I put in, the more, you know, the better things that
happened to me, the more opportunities, you know, just being able to be, you know,
relied on in the heat of the game.
You know, like I want that on my shoulders.
I want the man side on, you know, on three,
in the third down when the game's on the line.
I want the one-on-one block.
Slide to the left and put the right guard and the right tackle on the one-on-ones
because you want that.
So, I mean, it's just a mental approach, you approach you know and then obviously physically you got to have that first
but I really believe it's a lot of mental mental toughness when did you decide that last year was
going to be your final year was it going into the season was it middle of the season um so no it was
a accumulation of like 2017 I broke my ankle and then I had shoulder surgery in the same year so
like week two I broke my ankle like missed the year and then I hurt my ankle and then I had shoulder surgery in the same year. So like week two, I broke my ankle, like missed the year. And then I hurt my shoulder like that winter too. So I had
two off season surgeries in 2017. So after that, I knew that I was put on notice and I was like,
Hey, my body, you know, I've had enough surgery. So going into the 2018 season, if I would have
got hurt either 18, I was going to retire. Or even last year, if I got hurt, I was going to retire. So the last two years, I've been mentally prepared to retire if I got hurt again. Because
at that point in 17, I was getting hurt a lot where I was trying to, my body was telling me
something. I don't want to push it too far, right? But it was great. I got to play 18 and 19,
started every game, got to play healthy and finish it the right way. So going into 19, started every game, got to play healthy and finish it the right way. So going into 19, I was like, you know what?
You know, like I just, you know, take it for what it is.
And this is going to be it just because I didn't want to, you know, risk having another injury.
OK, you see Lamar Jackson kind of come into it.
I know. I know. I know.
Hey, I get it. And trust me, like my retirement speech, I asked I answered that question more than anything, you know, like, you know, Peter King and people like, how can you quit now?
You know, the team's like, you know, number one in the AFC, you know, you guys were 14 and two.
And like, I get it. Trust me. Like that was the one of my best years, like regular seasons.
That was the best year I'd ever had. That was the most fun I'd ever had in a regular season
atmosphere. But at the end of the day, I still
had 13 seasons. I've still had eight surgeries on my body. You know, I've had three shoulder
surgeries, three knee surgeries, ankle surgery. So, I mean, I've had the wear and tear is still
there in my body. And I was just not willing to risk another injury for another year. I just
couldn't do it. I had like that rehab is life draining is what rehab is. And I just couldn't do it. I had, like, that rehab is life-draining, is what rehab is.
And I just had enough of it.
After 17, I was done.
I was like, I'm done.
If I have another rehab, that's it.
So I was just mentally, you know, done with the injuries for sure.
You had an incredible run, obviously.
Going to be in the Hall of Fame.
Not normal for an offensive lineman, too, to just be able to be the guy whenever you're called upon.
I always talk about how people
don't respect or give enough respect to the rehab how miserable it is absolutely miserable let alone
when you get out the metal thing and start scraping on your scar tissue like that's at the
end of it i mean it's just it is not a fun experience so i can completely understand that
can i talk to you about the run with lamar jackson though i've been asking this yeah i've been asking
this question.
Defensive coordinators get paid millions of dollars to figure things out.
The Wildcat offense came and took the world by storm
and then it kind of disappeared.
Lamar, it feels as if this is something different.
It feels as if it doesn't matter the scheme,
Lamar Jackson is going to make it be Lamar Jackson.
Like, you have to still stop that guy.
What was it like with Lamar Jackson in the backfield
as opposed to like a Joe Flacco or another type of quarterback?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, just a complete 180-degree difference as far as, you know,
Lamar just being able to get out in space and make everybody on the field miss.
You know, I mean, normally when a quarterback gets out, you know, out in space,
everybody on the field, he can make them miss, whether it's a linebacker, you know, in the secondary.
So having that, you know, him to be able to beat guys one-on-one and break tackles
is like the number one key to making that entire offense go, because they have to defend so much
because he can go out, you know, go outside the pocket and really, really hurt you with his legs,
not just get the first down, but he can get 40 yards and flip the field in one play so i would say that's
the biggest thing is that how his elusiveness as an athlete and the tough thing is like you said
with the wildcat his athletic ability doesn't come around you know very often you know they're
gonna try to like find another lamar jackson well that's really really hard to do in the nfl to make
grown guys miss you know what i mean the best in the world miss you know what I mean? The best in the world miss, you know what I mean? And, and out in the open space, like,
so I just feel like his skillset athletic ability,
and then obviously he's developing as a passer too.
I mean, we, you know, look what he did last year as a, as a passer,
you know, and having that run, that one, two,
punch the run game and then with those, the deep play action stuff.
So I just think his athletic ability is a very
very rare you know occurrence in the and you know it's generational you know so i think that's the
biggest factor what what was he like as a quarterback because he's not putting an easy
position right there right they get rid of flacco he comes in they completely change the build of
the team right you guys change ability more tight ends and everything like how does he handle that
as being the guy so you know and i and obviously it's a transition right and like and and last year like it was like
this you know when we went up so i was kind of uh curious to see how he was going to handle it too
just because you know he's 22 years old he's a kid right you know i mean he's so young there's
so much like the you know and all the fame and all that and gosh the guy handled it great you
know i mean he's a humble hard-working guy and he says it before uh you know in the media and stuff that
i'm just one of the guys well in the locker room he it is that that is true he is one of the guys
he he's uh you know he's he's not above anybody he doesn't have any of that ego there's none of
that hey i'm the quarterback i'm the i'm the me guy i'm the most important guy like none of that
so it's like i i it was a pleasant surprise to see the success he had.
He stayed humble.
He stayed hardworking.
And then at the end of the day, football is number one in his life.
You know what I mean?
Like we meet all types of guys in the locker room that are motivated by whatever.
I don't even care if you don't like football.
But if football is number one priority in your life, I can deal with everything else.
And guys that play that way and respect the game like that and understand that,
that's guys that you go to war with.
So he's football's number one in his life,
and it's just awesome to watch that kid grow every single week and do what he did.
I mean, I was just happy to be a part of it because, like I said,
that was a special run for sure.
I thought whenever you retired, that was going to be a massive piece that they're going to have to fill
because when your offense is a run first style offense,
it has to have the threat of a run for it to operate.
Losing this steadfast all pro guard in there is going to be a problem for you.
What do you think?
Now, granted, this is going to be a horrible question to ask you
because you'll be so humble in your answering, though.
But do you think that if they get an offensive line again
or somebody that another Marshall Yonder won't come,
but how will they replace that?
Is there ways to fill that?
Like, I don't understand, I don't think.
Well, I mean, I really think, you know, just it starts with the top down.
Just the way the Ravens are built, you know,
with Steve Bishotti
and Eric DaCosta and Ozzie, the way they, you know, the way they, you know,
draft people and their whole, like, you know, philosophy on drafting guys
and having guys in play.
So, like, you know, they have a couple of guys on the roster from last year
that played really well.
You know, one guy came, Matt Skura is going to be coming back
from a knee injury.
And then they got a couple other guys on the team that did well.
And then, of course, they draft two offensive linemen.
They always draft these mid-round guys.
And I was a mid-round guy.
I was a third-round guy.
And sooner or later, they're going to hit on them.
Yeah, they're probably not going to hit like they did on me, right?
That's being honest.
It's not going to happen.
But if you can have the entire five guys, you know, pick up the slack for the one,
they're going to do that.
And they're making those plans.
And they definitely will. They drafted a third and a fourth rounder and they got some
really young guys. They have a really good group of offensive linemen. It's a special group for
sure. So they'll pick the slack up. I agree. You know, the guy that's going to play is going to
have a ton of pressure and there's going to be a lot of risk, but he's not going out there alone.
He'll have four other linemen with him and collectively as a group, those guys will be
fine just because of how the Ravens, they go about business everything so i mean yeah
i'll be tough to replace but they'll they've been planning they knew the last couple years that i
was about done so they've been they've been prepared for this we have to go to a break on
radio but we'll stick with you here on youtube three two one see you later have a great weekend and we're back okay um whenever
you're done with sorry radio you i mean there's a lot going on it's all good it's all in here you
know what i mean it's all in here um whenever you talk about football and you explain things you're
an incredible speaker here like this is i feel like i'm learning a lot right now are you going
to get into television are you going to go back and be on a farm in Iowa? No, I'm going to, uh, we're
going to go back to Iowa. My wife's from Iowa. I'm from Iowa. We're going to, uh, but I tell you
what though, we're going to take it one day at a time and figure it out. Right. I mean, you know,
to say that I'm going to go back to Iowa and, uh, and go do this, go do that and have all these,
uh, you know, these expectations. I really don't know just because football has been in my life,
my entire life since seventh grade, I've been playing football in the fall. It's my life. You
know what I mean? Like it's, it's all I know. So I'm just going to take it, you know, one day at
a time, you know, my goals, you know, and everything just, you know, family's first,
you know, time with my family. I got a wife and three kids and, uh, you know, put them,
you know, at the forefront and, and figure your life out after that. Now, like I said,
we're going to go back to Iowa and just take it, you know,
day by day and see how it goes and follow our hearts. But, but like I said,
it's in five years, I don't know exactly where we're going to be, but,
but I have my family and we'll be, we'll be living life. So.
Are you going to get into coaching maybe?
You know,
I just think that the time commitment to the pro level and the college level
is just too much, too much of a sacrifice for my family time.
Those coaches really give up a lot when they're in the building all those hours.
Are you getting a tackle set or what?
I didn't know if you wanted to coach me up a little bit here.
I do public pass sets on people randomly in public,
and I just want to get hall of fame offensive lineman just
want your initial report let's not judge me for being 250 let's act like i'm 312. all right 312
all right you're in a pass set all right number one you got to stay square out of your set
all right square set so your shoulders yep and when you when you get out of your set those
shoulders got to stay square i got to be able to see the back of your numbers when you're as you're
setting off the ball.
We can't have you turn it.
We can't have you turn it sideways because then that gives the defender a two-way go.
Do your quads get fucking tight when you're sitting?
Oh, my God.
You know what?
You know what?
I'm happy that I ain't got to worry about that shit anymore.
You ready?
Yes.
Yep.
A good stagger.
Who?
Who?
Who?
Did you see that?
Yep.
There you go.
Yep.
As easy as that.
That looks good until Von Miller's coming your way.
Everybody looks good until contact happens, you know.
You know, you meet a ton of offensive linemen.
It's like, gosh, they got the best feet in the world.
They look great.
And then once contact happens, you're like, wow, that's a different guy.
Who's somebody you played against that maybe like you're –
I don't want to say welcome to the NFL moment because that's so cliche, but who was somebody you played against that was like you're, I don't want to say welcome to the NFL moment. Cause that's so cliche, but who was somebody you played against?
I was like, damn, I did not expect that.
Oh man.
There was a lot of them.
I don't, I mean, I feel like, you know,
the NFL is such a humbling experience, you know what I mean?
And you will, I mean, it doesn't, you know, there is a ton of them.
I mean, gosh, but I just think like the guys,
my battles that I had like just JJ Watt back in like in the 2011, 2012, we had some, like, awesome battles.
Gino Atkins, you know, he's in our division.
I played Gino twice a year for 10 years.
And, like, when Gino's on his stuff, like, he's, you know,
he deserves a ton of respect.
But, I mean, like, the guy at the top of the game right now,
you watch him on film, is just Aaron Donald for, like, an interior lineman.
The guy is just unblockable, like, at times. Like, literally, like, you watch him on film is just aaron donald for like an interior lineman the guy's just unblockable like at times like literally like we played him on monday night
football and the week before i'm watching them on tv i'm just watching him just on the couch and
like he's winning every single play like even if he's not getting like getting the ball carrier
he's beating his man so it's like you know that guy deserves a ton of credit too but but that's
the thing about the nfl you know uh there's a ton of guys that, you know, even the high-name guys,
there's a ton of quality everywhere where you've got to respect
every single opponent.
You know, Aaron Donald trains with knives during the offseason.
Did you see that video?
He trains with knives.
It's all of the hands, right?
Because the hands, it's all in your hands, right?
That's the biggest thing.
Robert Mathis is currently training defensive ends and D- linemen, and they do all this hand work.
Have you seen like the evolution of D linemen throughout your time in the NFL? I assume it
used to be a lot different. Now it's a lot of athletes out there. Well, yes, but I feel like
it's definitely specific to each guy, like how they win and how they, you know, use their hands
and their hips. You know what I mean? Like you have to have really good hips too with those hands.
Cause yeah, you can get your hands and get their hands.
You still got to get around the guy.
So I still feel like it's not just the hands.
It's a, it's an accumulation of, you know, the speed and the power and his hips to get
by.
Like Aaron's got really good hips to where when he makes that hand move to swipe, he
can get those hips around too.
And he's, and he's super explosive.
So it's a combination of
things and you go against guys over the years that have just unique skill sets but like Gino Atkins
his number one move is the bull rush he literally will like run you over like put like the biggest
strongest guys on their head like when they know it's coming literally you know I mean like so his
his strength is the bull rush and then everything everything else sets up off the bull rush.
Now, Aaron Donald's strength is that hand swipe and, you know, getting to the edge.
But then he'll bull you as a changeup.
So every guy has different ways they win.
And obviously that's, you know, you study them and you get after them, so you know that.
Yeah, I was about to say, do you study them?
Like, I think batters potentially study pitchers on what their tendencies are and what they're going to come out early.
Is that something you're looking for with these?
Heck yes.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
I mean, I always talked about, you know, the young offensive lineman.
I say, you know, when I'm playing an opponent,
I take the last six games that they played against coming up to our game.
I'll watch their tape.
And I don't watch just like a third down cut up or like the sack cut up.
I want to watch the entire game from, you know, play one to the last play
because I want to know.
And then obviously you can see what quarter it is, what time it is, what the score is.
So, you know, so when it's like money downs and the game's on the line, you know, sometime in the third or fourth quarter, what is he doing to win?
You know what I mean? Like when everyone, all the chips are down, the tape don't lie.
So it's there if you want to, you know, utilize it.
So you watch that for six games and you you break down and you just continue
to watch what he does it's there what he needs to do when he needs to win what's his favorite move
you know i mean like when it's you know and you're just sitting there wait you're just sitting there
waiting on it too because you've had to film yeah yeah exactly you know i mean and at the end of the
day you still have to react and be a player but son of a gun a lot of guys don't like take advantage
of those like
those little details of watching that film i mean it's you know it's a it's kind of a lost art where
guys you know they their ipads are in their house for you know three weeks with a dead battery but
like if you really want to be great that's a big tool to use you know yeah so you mentioned gino
atkins and aaron donald who are like six one and more like short and powerful type guys and then
you mentioned jj who's taller like is and like type guys. And then you mentioned JJ who's taller.
And I know the Colts just got to Forrest Buckner.
Is there a type that you would rather go up against?
Yeah, I want the tall guys all day long.
Just because a tall guy like us, you hop and refit your hands and then you gain that leverage.
So I like the tall guys because you can get leverage sooner or later on those guys.
Like Gino and Aaron, especially Gino, if you hop and refit,
you can never get under him because he's on that angle of him being
a short, extremely powerful guy.
There's literally no stopping him.
It's literally dying a slow death.
If he's pushing you back in the quarterback,
what you want to do is die the slowest death possible.
Die! Die!
Yeah, exactly. Hop and hop hop brace hop like
and refit and like but there's no like when he's bull rushing there's nobody that's literally going
to stop him in his tracks he will walk you back to the quarterback you just want to go as slow
as possible i mean that's just that's just that's that's just being real do you chirp did you chirp
at all or were you quiet no no no i'm quiet yeah not a single
word on the field huh oh i thought you meant when i was stopping a boris no i mean there's a i i will
like when there's young guys that are talking too much crap and they haven't done shit in the nfl i
let them know i do i say listen here young buck you just got on this field you haven't done nothing
shut the f up you know what I mean?
And we ain't going to listen to your crap.
You know, just because some guys are trying to talk crap when they're too young.
And I even, like, get frustrated with guys in the locker room when they're too young
and they haven't done nothing and haven't earned the respect,
but they just want to talk.
They want to try to, you know, do all that other stuff.
But, yeah, I still try to do as much of the young guys of less is more
in the talking department and, you know, earn your respect on the field.
Because there's – you know what I mean?
Just with everything now, guys get so blown up by the time they get to the NFL.
Their egos are so damn high.
And when they're like that, they don't get any better.
You know what I mean?
When you feel like you're the man and, like, I am, like, the best guy on the field,
you have no room for improvement. But if you actually feel like, hey, man and like i am like the best guy on the field you have no room for
improvement but if you actually feel like hey i get better today and i like i'm not as good as i
should be you are going to squeeze out every ounce it's a mindset i think it's a i think it's a
tactical advantage i think a ton of guys don't they don't do it they're they're it's easy just
to be the man i'm the man i'm the man you know you gotta remember though they have height whenever
they declare in college
there's a special on espn for these kids and then there's two million people following
them on instagram because they're highlights from high school playing against little white kids and
then in college they're on national tv every single weekend and then they get to the nfl
and now all of a sudden it's like oh this guy's been here for 14 years this guy's made so much
more money than me and if all those specials were around whenever he was young,
his specials probably would have been much bigger than mine.
But I can't see that because the world that I've lived in
has been a fluff piece, basically.
And now I'm going against grown-ass men.
That's a hard thing for them, I think, too,
because they've literally been told that they're the greatest for so long.
And then you get dropped into a locker room full of the greatest.
And that whole adjustment, I saw that, by the way, towards the end of my career,
is a very different locker room than at the beginning of my career.
I agree.
I 100% agree with you.
But, I mean, the good thing is, though, that at the end of the day,
the NFL is a very humbling experience.
And I agree.
Like a coach said at one time, this business will bring you to your knees,
you know, real fast.
And a lot of guys, obviously, they have to fall real hard for them to understand
and listen this ain't high school or college anymore this grown-ass men and we're taking
care of our families here you better believe that it's on you know and i i yeah i 100 agree yeah
man marshall i'll tell you what you look nothing like what i thought you were gonna look like on
the other side oh man i mean like i actually like i've had a beard for over 10 years to always camouflage my round face okay when you're 310 there's nowhere
you might as well do some camouflage and so like when i dropped like 30 pounds and i shaved my
beard i'm like i actually have a chin line you know first time having a chin line since like
freshman year of high school so like so i'm actually bought electric
razor and like because like my family's like why are you shaving your face i'm like because it's
something different that i haven't gotten to do in like 15 20 damn years so i'm excited it's so
funny that all offensive linemen have a body image issue every offensive lineman i've ever met
hates it they're fat no yeah nothing right. You're always hot and sweaty.
You know,
like the clothes don't fit,
you know,
you're just,
it's,
it's an uncomfortable,
like,
uh,
you know,
just,
just uncomfortable deal,
but that's just part of it.
I mean,
you have to be,
you literally have to be,
there's no,
there's no question.
I mean,
it's either that or don't play.
It's either that or get,
or get,
get run over out there on Sundays.
And that,
and that ain't happening.
Hey, I can't thank you enough for sticking around this long you're the man do it hey one topical question
when the schedule would come out when the schedule was released right for me i would look where am i
kicking in december and are we going to denver when are we going to denver that's what i would
look at right for an offensive lineman is there anything coming out of that schedule maybe it's when am I getting Gino Atkins what am I getting JJ
camera is that what you're looking at yeah 100% I look I look at all my uh all my battles you know
and obviously Gino you know you got him twice a year in our in our division so our division games
you kind of know what you got but uh but it was those non-conference games that I that you looked
at and just and then the schedule, obviously, where was that?
Because, like, if you got, you know, say back in the day,
if I had J.J. Watt on the road in Houston, that's a big game
because Houston gets super loud and obviously the crowd.
Turned down for what?
I mean, the whole city is on that guy's back.
Yeah, that place could rock, you know.
So, like, those environments versus those environments versus those key matchups, yeah,
you definitely just bookmark those in your brain that you got.
Just like last year when the schedule came out,
we had Aaron Donald on Monday Night Football in L.A.
You best believe that I bookmarked that one instantly.
So, yeah, that's how I did it for sure.
I've always wondered this.
They say defensive linemen don't like the cold, don't like sloppy weather.
They don't like the cold.
Offensive linemen love the cold, love the sloppy weather.
Is that an accurate stereotype?
Well, no, because you'll meet one offensive lineman that loves it like me.
I absolutely love the cold, and the colder the better.
Now, like the other four guys on the offensive line last year for the Ravens, well, not all of them, but most of them, like they would,
if you had to pick, they would like the warmer weather. I still don't get it. I mean, because
they don't like playing in the cold, but I absolutely love the cold because I always overheat
in the summer and you're always fighting the hydration battle and cramping and not being able
to breathe either. You know what I mean? Like you just can't, when you're so big, you just don't get your lungs back.
You can't recover even when you get to the sidelines.
But my biggest argument is, have you ever been exhausted, dead tired,
like you feel like heat stroke is going to get you when it's 20 degrees?
It's not.
It's never happened.
Never happened when it's 20 degrees.
But obviously when it's 90 degrees down in Miami
and you're literally like about ready to collapse,
those are the worst games for me is like when you're fighting that heat exhaustion.
I hate the heat.
Hey, I like the nice and hot.
I like the nice and hot.
I don't have to run.
So get the ball fat.
Let me hit a home run here.
And let's just jog off.
Let me get the fan too.
Let me get the mister.
Let me get the cold water. Hell, you need some, Marshall Marshall here you go I'll get the out of my face okay all
right I'll go back over here towards the fan don't worry about yeah what a life what a life
hey you're a legend man I hope you get to join us again I enjoyed this conversation a lot yeah man
yeah I appreciate it no problem safe travels back to Iowa congratulations on an incredible
run in Baltimore you're a legend future Hall of Famer, Marshall Yonda.
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Oh, boy, A.J.
Number two.
So what am I looking at?
You're looking at me.
Is there something over your left shoulder or do you guys want to put that in digitally?
Oh, yeah, this is you taking a shit.
Look at your tiny little legs. Can you zoom in on that for me i can't really i can see
i can see the facial expressions i have no idea how we got this who gave it to us but i'm very
grateful for it because now we have that forever what is he sitting on it's censored it's a toilet
right oh he's got the uh that got that picture of that one porn star
guy who passed away, rest in peace.
His dong hanging down.
Oh, look at that picture of you flipping off
a, you know,
what's this one? Oh, not my commission.
Oh, no!
You gotta cross that out.
Oh, no! We need to prove it.
Is this a ball go?
It's not a painting. Who sent this to you?
I have no idea, to be honest.
It just got pulled out of the case.
Look at those little baby legs.
Who is that guy?
That's you.
That's you.
Look at the lighters down there.
Look at your eye.
And cigars.
It is AJ.
Who is you?
We were wondering there for a little bit.
Once we saw the cigars, though, it had to be the case.
Yeah.
How'd you get that picture, man?
I thought that was between myself and my wife.
Well, I think your wife sent it to somebody who then got it per cost and then sent
to us which is a beautiful thing i have no idea does anybody know who sent that in i forget
a lot of talented people out there as i say pat so many talented people including a bunch of human
cockfighters this past weekend the first live sport in america since the quarantine happened was a ufc 249 which i was a
part of obviously a couple other people and human cockfighters got in there and put on a great show
people have been saying that this was going to be a great stacked card there's going to be a lot of
action you got a lot of killers out there and it held up to the case that big guy the big guy that
was swinging like this who just knocked the son of a bitch out real hard that was awesome then the uh thug nasty kid from arkansas
putting moves in that you only see in professional wrestling that he was doing to people and then
obviously sehudo and the boys getting after it greg hardy didn't really impress me that much
but i understand he's going to become a good fighter is what everybody said i enjoyed watching
that and there was some real carnage we're talking about some really fucked up faces after these fights,
and that is not normal.
That doesn't happen anymore.
And I loved what the UFC did, and I think it was a massive success.
What were some of your takeaways as an MMA expert?
Well, definitely not an MMA expert by any means.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just like anybody else.
It started out from the jump, like prelims before they were on espn
that started at 7 p.m i believe or 8 p.m eastern whatever it was those were like sam sam alvey i
think was the first fight on the card the dude is an absolute warrior uh but like i don't even know
there's so many great fights on the card when you were saying the big guy that was swinging
lunch pails or whatever you you call his fist that was francis and ghanu the the 20 second knockout right oh and gone now i don't
i don't know much about the fighting sport but that literally looked like when those when the
bears get on their back feet and they just start running at each other and i've always had a plan
for if a bear does that to me you don't play dead like to tell you you just move out of the way you
see i don't think it's i think what that guy did who was fighting and gone and what he did wrong was
he didn't just move to the side because it felt like that was a freight train coming right down
at him and he just sat at the end of the tracks and said come and knock me the fuck out he missed
five times i don't know how many professional fights i've seen somebody just miss miss miss
dead i don't know if that even
happens anymore that guy might be my new favorite fighter of all time I mean it was pretty amazing
Francis Ngannou is such a scary dude like you said he missed so many times but all he needs is one
and Daniel Cormier who was commentating like when he was watching the replay did you hear me he's
like look at this guy's like his chin's up he doesn He's like, his chin's up. He doesn't care. Like, his chin's just all right there for anyone to hit.
And DC keeps saying that.
I'm like, yeah.
But DC said it like in a respectful way, like knowing, yeah, his chin may be up,
but good luck fighting through the barrage of these monsters I'm throwing at you
because one of them, I didn't even have to connect 80%.
If I hit you with 70% of one of these, you're going out for the night.
Well, the guy that's commentating that isn't DC or Rogan, the other guy,
what's his name?
John Anik.
John Anik.
He's good.
I enjoy listening to him.
He's great.
He basically said, like, every fighter should be scared of this guy,
and DC was like, well, I'm definitely not scared of him.
Like, let's not get crazy here.
I wonder if DC was trying to angle himself to potentially fight that guy.
I mean, DC could absolutely fight him if he
said he wanted to and dc even told you like i would have taken him down already he literally
said that and by the way from an untrained eye here and as a guy who trained in the same gym
as dc one time i want to let you know me and cormier trained in the same gym i was out there
jay glazer's gym uh we're at uh unbreakable Unbreakable, yeah. Yeah, it was a wild day.
I walk in, we're not allowed to play music
because Jay's doing something.
And I'm like, well, this gym is the worst gym of all time.
Then he stops filming something.
Then the music gets going.
And then I start seeing like these incredible athletes
start walking.
I'm like, oh, this is the greatest gym of all time.
And then a guy has a shirt on and says,
I break bones.
As in Chris Bones Jones, I break bones.
And it was Cormier. And I was like oh i wonder i wonder what nephew of his is fighting uh fights chris jones or or or uh yeah
john jones so john jones there it is it fights john jones and uh it turns out it was him i was
like that guy is gonna fight john jones because i knew john jones at the time because arthur i
had met him through arthur jones who was on our team i was like that guy is gonna fight john jones because i knew john jones at the time because arthur i had met him through arthur jones who was on our team i was like that guy is gonna fight john jones and they were like
yeah that guy's a killer of it i was like well he looks like a guy who needs to get in shape or
whatever and then you watch him fight i'll tell you what he's an impressive on the microphone he's
very good and in fighting he's very good he's an impressive individual i think he's like 40 years
old too at this point yeah i mean that's i became a cormier fan over the weekend
watching these fights and one of the fighters said that he even gave him a heads up he was like oh
and i heard dc say to do blah blah blah or whatever and greg hardy greg hardy said it
changed the whole fight he's like yeah it's crazy i can hear dc commentating because there's no fans
here and he told me to start checking these leg kicks and i did and it was like a whole new game
by the way that guy guy, Greg Hardy,
I guess he's just sleeping and eating, fighting at the moment.
Yeah, he's doing well.
What about, did you see where, so Dominic Cruz got beat by Henry Cejudo,
like controversial stoppage supposedly.
Cruz says, I was climbing up like I was trying to stand up.
You shouldn't call a fight.
Yeah, maybe, but he was eating some shots from Cejudo.
But you see Dom Cruz said the referee smelled of alcohol and cigs.
Yeah, he came out and started.
Let's question the guy that made the decision, too, a little bit.
This guy was drunk and smoking in between the rounds because he had nobody to check him
because there's nobody within the four-mile radius.
I enjoyed that.
And I guess that Gaethje.
Gaethje. Yeah. Hey, he's a killer out there i told you pat didn't i tell you last week like he's one of the most exciting
fighters fighters ever but how in the world did tony ferguson eat that many shots i don't know
just like the same guy that didn't tap out to uh thug nasty's uh uh triangle choke i believe he had
him on triangle and then he almost had him in a twister choke. Some of these
dudes are just so much tougher than I could
ever fathom. I mean, how about that one guy's eyeball
is just broken and then
Ferguson's eyeball is broken as well, but that one guy
has a broken eyeball, can't see anything, and
he knows he just got his ass kicked
and he's just flexing into the camera. I'm like,
these maniacs, man. I have no idea how
they do it. Big weekend for the UFC.
Very good idea here for the UFC to get in ahead of everything else and put on a hell of a fight card like that
How I guess?
How many I'm curious now when the numbers come out? What kind of pay-per-view buys did this draw because it had to get so many and a lot of people I think I couldn't got
Messed up going from ESPN then you gotta have ESPN Plus
I know you had issues because you never you haven't bought a pay-per-view since they've been with ESPN.
There's an extra step in the process, no doubt.
Well, I always thought that I could just get it on my TV.
You used to be able to.
Yeah, now I can't.
Just charge me more to let me just do it on my TV.
Because then I don't have a smart TV in my bedroom.
And for some reason, my Apple TV back there hasn't been been working so i couldn't mirror the thing to the thing i had to we had to get a
laptop out that we didn't even know if it worked anymore i mean i was not enjoying the whole
process but i did it to watch those humans try to kill each other i did it but it was not the
easiest process and i would assume that might have drove some people away but i'm thinking
big old numbers on that fight for good reason. It was a great product.
Did you have fun when Thug Nasty continued to go after the twister, how juiced Joe Rogan
and DC got?
I don't claim to understand what the twister is exactly.
I know it's kind of rare to get it in a competition like this, but they were so excited if he
actually finished off that twister.
Well, I think it's like a joke of a move,'d assume like yeah like i don't think that's an easy thing it's like the
old banana split they used to talk about whenever you're wrestling did you ever hear about this i
had some friends that were like legit top wrestlers maybe in america at one point
the paligrini and sean claire used to be like i think the paligrini was on team america or
whatever one of our kids but i somehow was on Team America or whatever when we were kids.
But I somehow was linked up with these two kids who were the best wrestlers maybe in,
I don't know, I don't want to speak out of turn.
They were very good though, whatever they were.
And for some reason, I was friends with these two
and I was in, like whenever I was younger,
and I was in a living room with them
and for some reason it turned into wrestling practice
and I should not have been where I was at.
How old were you?
Maybe 12.
Seventh, eighth grade.
Yeah, maybe like 12 or 11 years old or whatever.
And we're in a wide open living room.
And I was not supposed to fucking be there.
But while I was.
Wait, did this get sexual?
Is that where you're going?
No, no, no.
No, it was getting to the point where i had to like really
defend myself but the other guy was like don't let him don't let him put the banana split or whatever
on your dog and that's when you grab they grab your legs and they try to like you know rip your
groin apart is that what that's called because all the wrestling kids love just touching and grabbing
you and they put you in a spladle and your crotch is basically ripped in half yeah and it's like
they they can't do that to each other normally so so it's like if you're an amateur
a noob they can get you now granted i outweighed both of these guys so i was able to save myself
it was only there they went at it a little bit or something like that we were talking about something
they started doing the whole thing like the head slapping thing they started doing and i was just
sitting there like oh okay this is gonna get interesting and then all of a sudden one of them
won and then they're like all, all right, it was practice.
It was like, okay, now you're up.
I'm like, next man up.
I'm like, and I weighed 30 pounds more than both of them at the time.
I'm like, I'm not doing this.
And then they tried to, like, don't let it happen.
Don't let it happen.
I'm like, what?
And they're like, that's embarrassing for you or whatever.
I think that's what the twister is.
I think the twister is something that happens on, like, amateurs.
I'm not sure professionals are able to get it on.
Like, I think that's, like, you know, amateurs, I'm not sure professionals are able to get it on. Like,
I think that's like a,
you know,
like a pretty big thing for him to be thug nasty.
He was trying his best to get it done though.
That guy.
Yeah.
I don't know how you don't see it happen too often in the UFC,
but I don't know.
I'm not sure.
Like people that are true jujitsu guys.
Like,
I don't know if it's something that's,
I don't think it's a joke,
but I think it's just very hard to do.
That's a kid.
You probably do it to me.
Like I would assume they didn't do anything. anything yeah they could block me and you up in
anything all right jesus no i'm not claiming to be able to defend anything when it comes to that
i tapped out six times in one minute and then i couldn't even do it with my arms because they're
breaking both my arms i'd do it my feet it's not good can you verbally
tap too you could i couldn't breathe i mean when you got humans just laying on top of you like that
mitrione matt mitrione uh whenever he gets that big body on top of you and starts yanking on your
arms and stuff there's not a lot of talking to do there it's just a lot of praying though there's a
split right there look at that jeez can you show me that oh that poor guy that's
what that guy wait this guy did this into the living room to you he was trying he didn't get
me he was trying but there was a lot of like don't let that like the other guy was like don't let it
happen like do not let this happen to you right now it was almost like i i would have had to walk
home if it would have happened yeah this is like getting it's like getting posterized in the nba
like if you get dunked on by somebody that's probably what the twister is in a jujitsu world
it's like getting dunked on because so many things have to happen your leg has to get in
your leg has to be in the wrong spot your arm has to be in the wrong spot and your neck has to be
in the wrong spot so i assume that that is not something that normally happens whenever you're
doing this gets so happy he got this move done oh yeah yeah yeah he's gonna talk about he's
probably got that framed.
Look at him.
He's like, I can't believe.
I cannot believe we pulled this off.
Yeah, it's not supposed to happen.
That poor kid on the bottom, though.
The poor kid in the blue singlet is never going to live this down,
especially now that we just re-upped it.
He probably had to move.
That kid probably had to.
They were talking to me as if somebody who never wrestled before.
If it happened to me, I would have had to move.
That's probably what would have happened to this guy.
All right. UFC was awesome. Put on a great cod. if somebody who never wrestled before, if it happened to me, I would have had to move. That's probably what would have happened to this guy.
UFC was awesome. Put on a great card.
If this happened at UFC, though, would you have gone crazy?
Oh, yeah.
By the way, I don't know why those two guys that I just mentioned
didn't get into...
I watched them knock out probably six people.
Well, there's...
I mean, I watched them
knock out six people at one time.
Where are we at right now?
Is that a sandcastle downtown?
Okay.
That's a, what is sandcastle?
Water park.
It's a water park in Pittsburgh, and we just were roaming around or whatever.
Somebody took a raft from where they shouldn't have taken it, apparently,
and they were much older than us.
They were like 17, 18-year-old kids.
These two did not care.
And by the way, those older kids,
they probably never had to live that down either.
They got their asses beat by a couple 12-year-olds.
I mean, they got their fucking asses.
Two 12-year-old kids just beating the hell out of them.
They were short.
They were not tall, though.
They were short.
Stocky?
They were probably wrestling like 131.
Brick shithouse.
It was awesome to watch them go to work. And then this UFC thing started. I mean, they're probably wrestling. They had to be 31 brick shithouse. Oh, they were all. They were.
It was awesome to watch them go to work.
It was.
And then this UFC thing started.
I'm like, oh, here we go.
Here we go.
This is going to be.
And then never happened.
I don't know why they should.
Maybe they're not like anymore.
I haven't talked to him in a long, long time.
Anyways, they beat the fuck out of me.
It was like, I mean, did they put them in a wait?
What were you doing during this, though?
Me?
Yeah.
It popped off.
I was standing there.
I think I might have got like one guy.
I might have got tangled up with one guy.
But they were like, it was like a movie at that point.
It wasn't even.
And then obviously security and cops come out.
We get kicked out.
What, we're 15 minutes into this thing.
I don't even think we rode a slide yet.
I mean, it was, what, $70 to get into, I think.
It was a great decision.
I'm sure it was awesome.
But yeah, I think I tangled up with like one guy.
And then they just took out everybody else.
And it was like, Jesus Christ.
You should hang out with those guys more often.
It was awesome.
But then whenever it's just you three, you know,
at some point it's going to get to the wolves,
have to do wolf shit.
And I almost got my legs ripped off at the seams.
Let's go to Shaq and Mark Cuban.
Both think that the NBA season should be scrapped.
The NBA call on Friday, Silver told players,
the NBA still wants seven-game series,
and that could move faster if there was no travel,
like in Orlando or in Las Vegas,
which is possible, I guess, everywhere.
Says to be prepared to play with no fans next year
if there's no vaccine.
Okay, so they're talking about next year,
talking about needing a vaccine.
I would assume that all the commissioners
are going to be in the same page here
because I don't think one league can do something
another league can't
because if it works out or doesn't work out,
you'll be judged forever for it.
But I assume the no vaccine, no fans thing
is a real conversation happening amongst a lot of people,
which is interesting to me.
But then the thing that really gets it going here
is if they were to have a biodome, like little squirrely uh what's his name uh paulie sure paulie sure
who were you gonna say i thought you were going with sonic the hedgehog we talked about his little
squirrely guy oh my kids watched that the jim carrey they loved it thank you good movie your
kids and i got good taste but if they were to do this biodome thing i like the thought of it as a fan i think shack is like just scrap it because there's always going
to be an asterisk now a lot of people are saying potentially shack doesn't want lebron to win a
ring in la you know that a lot of people are saying that those people i think are wrong i
think the reason why shack doesn't want it to happen because it's like you got free agency
that has to happen after this you got a lot of things that could potentially go wrong.
There's a lot that could potentially happen,
and I think it's going to be a lot to figure out.
But for me, I would like to see a March Madness-style tournament
with NBA players in Vegas or Orlando.
I would absolutely love it.
So I know Mark Cuban and Shaq don't love it for whatever reasons,
but for me as a fan, I think this would be electric.
Yeah, I do too, and I they the fact that it's not going to
be a full season like you can do the biodome thing where you could get teams enough people
quarantined in one spot but where are we are we is the nba doesn't feel first off like the nba was
two years ago like when it shut down like where are we at are we going straight to the playoffs
for sure what's happening it was so good wasn't it i think going straight to the playoffs what
they said i believe there was a time they want to lead into and then there was
a potential he's trying to figure that out too but hockey wants to finish the regular season
the standings are pretty clear in the nba where if they did go to the playoffs like no one would
make a big right because uh of the team so you already know basically who's in the place pelicans
memphis were battling for rookie of the year that was the biggest thing for that was rookie of the
year who's going to get a jaw or zion so I think there's a lot of things that still have to be figured out.
But I would like them just to go for it.
Just do the playoffs, keep it moving, live in a biodome,
and let's watch the most athletic humans on earth at the moment
all dunk on each other in back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back days.
Bleacher Report is reporting per Gary Myers, who's from New York,
and he writes for nobody.
He writes a book, Brady vs. Manning,
ex-NFL columnist for Dallas Morning News, New York Daily News.
He's a Hall of Fame voter, so whatever the fuck that means.
He said that Tom Brady's deteriorating relationship
with offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels
was part of the reason he left New England.
TB12 wanted more input into the game plans.
Everybody thought this was potentially Tom Brady and Bill Belichick.
What about old Josh McDaniels?
Tom Brady said, hey, we've accomplished a lot together.
We've won a lot together.
You've gone other places.
They hated you there.
You come back home.
We win again.
We have all
this going on i think that at this point in the offense it's not only just your offense it's my
offense too i would like a little bit input which is very normal by the way i think for a lot of
quarterbacks and i could very much see this becoming a potential issue if the starting
quarterback who has to run the same offense that you've been coaching for 20 years and he knows the
offense just as much as you do, doesn't have any say,
and your name's Tom Brady, he could say you're about sick of that shit, I think.
Yeah, you could, but we all know every decision that happens in New England
goes through Bill Belichick.
So if Tom Brady felt like he really wanted more input
and Josh McDaniels wasn't allowing him in, I guess, he could go to Bill.
They talk all the time and say, hey, man, I need to be more involved.
And Bill could easily go to McDaniels and say, hey, open up a little bit.
Take some more of Tom's suggestions.
So, I don't know.
There's no guarantee.
I don't know.
Who's the sources?
I always wonder how you can say these things.
This is probably a very large lie.
I mean, we have no idea.
That's why I quoted two different people there.
I mean, it was Bleacher Report quoting a guy named Gary Myers,
who you and I never heard of before.
He's a Hall of Fame voter, so he must know some people.
But that is something, I guess, that hasn't been talked about a lot.
Everything has been, does Belichick and Tom hate each other?
I guess the real conversation should have been,
does Tom and McDaniels hate each other?
Well, I mean, after
McDaniels went to the Colts
and then decided to come
back halfway through, you might think that he
got complete control over the offense
and that he didn't want to give Brady anything
so that he could take
all the credit for it, almost. Well, and also
Tom Brady might have thought that he was getting more control
of the offense when McDaniels was on that plane.
And then all of a sudden, nope, here we go.
It's all coming back.
Oh, there's a lot to unravel here, AJ.
It's a lot to think about.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I guess.
But the facts are Tom's in Tampa Bay.
New England sounds like they're going with Stidham.
Oh, wait, we don't know that.
Why not?
Michael Lombardi said.
According to my sources.
According to my sources. Michael Lombardi said, According to my sources,
Michael Lombardi,
whenever this all ends,
he said,
don't be surprised if New England
looks into Cam Newton's health.
Now, he's a guy who worked
for the Patriots for a long time.
I think his kid still works
for the Patriots.
He coaches for them.
Not saying his kid told him this.
He's just saying,
don't be surprised if they look into it.
They have $25 million in dead cap.
They have no room to make a contract worth anything for anybody
unless they renegotiate.
Tooney's doing everything like that.
But Lombardi said, hey, don't be shocked if the Patriots look in
to see Cam Newton's health because this guy, starting quarterback,
there's not a lot of places for him.
Mike Lombardi said that he thinks the Jacksonville Jaguars are tanking,
trying to lose.
That's why they signed Sky Cam, Mike Glennon. now the thought is where does cam newton end up at and he said don't be surprised
if it's potentially new england but bill belichick has said nothing of the sort of anybody starting
for that team he actually has been very vague about everything well you can't go off of anything
belichick says to know what his plans are and why would you no coach should give any of their plans
away but i think lombardi makes a good point.
It makes a lot of sense, at least, to kick the old tires on Cam Newton,
as they like to say, bring him in, see how healthy he could be.
And like I said before on this show,
I can't see many other opportunities, at least right now,
that seem like a great fit for Cam Newton.
But New England seems like the best fit.
How about the Raiders?
Okay, what, you want a three-way quarterback controversy well i don't know i have no idea i'm honestly very
confused why cam newton doesn't have a job already i i get to quarantine he's not healthy and all
that stuff but it feels like the market is they've signed other quarterbacks throughout this whole
thing it feels like the market is getting very've signed other quarterbacks throughout this whole thing. It feels like the market is getting very small for him.
Now you've got people saying, should he sit out a year?
Should he do this?
Should he do that?
I have no idea what he should do.
But I do know, I think, here's a bold prediction, right at the time,
May 11th, 2020, I think Cam Newton will start at least four games
in the NFL this season.
At least four games in the NFL this season somewhere.
Yeah, I agree with that.
I would take the over.
Over four? How many wins
is he getting out of those four?
Oh, I have no idea. I don't know what team he's going to.
I think he's getting three wins. I think he's going three and one.
Yeah, that's my type of...
What if he starts ten games?
Well, I'm only talking about four. Starts three and one.
Starts three and one. Starts three and one.
That's all that matters.
He's going to probably continue to do that.
Maybe he goes six, two, seven, seven and two and a half.
Seven and two and a half.
Nice.
That's what I think he's going to get.
Good call.
I think one tie, too.
Hey, what about this, Pat?
What if the Cincinnati Bengals brought him in and said,
Hey, we want you to kind of help Joe Burrow and his maturation,
what he's doing.
And, oh, if Joe's not, maybe he hasn't picked up as quickly as they want,
maybe you can start some games, play half the season,
get some good film out there, show everybody you're healthy.
Would that be crazy?
Well, I think the Bengals getting rid of Dalton is saying
that they don't want that veteran experience there.
They don't want that veteran $17 million cap hit.
Oh, yeah, because $17 million is a lot of money.
You get Cam Newton in there for $5 million,
which is more than Andy Dalton got, by the way,
more than James Winston got, and maybe that's why he's thinking.
But is that what you want to do with Andy Dalton or Joe Burrow?
Is that what you want to do to Drew Locke out in Denver too?
The thought was Denver maybe he could start out there,
but Drew Locke being a young quarterback,
do you want him looking over his shoulder at all times
knowing that there's a better quarterback right behind him is that what joe burrow's gonna
do too i just don't know if that's the right situation i i think there's i wouldn't do it
no i i just i wouldn't either yeah i thought it was possible especially when you take a guy number
one overall and coaches always say oh every job is open like it's a competition at every position
well not when you're the number one overall pick and you're supposed to be the savior
and you are the face of that franchise like Joe Burrow is now.
You get at least three, four years to prove that you are that guy.
I'm very interested to see what happens with Cam Newton.
A lot of people in the comments don't think Cam Newton's good.
I think that's because the comment section is very much
a what have you done for me lately?
Just a couple years ago, old Cam Newton was real good.
And remember what they thought in 1995?
Just a couple years ago, Michael Jordan was really good at basketball.
You think he could come back and do it?
He did, didn't he?
He did, didn't he?
He did.
By the way, did not know that Michael Jordan would have been an incredible
baseball player if he wanted to if it wasn't for the goddamn strike.
Yeah, I forgot that
Terry Francona was his minor
league manager. I like that part about it. That was
big, big news pop in this particular
office here. Did you watch the last dance
last two episodes last night? Yes, I did.
Did you play with anybody that was like that?
Super demanding?
Like who?
Like Jordan was whenever
he was a practice call on Scott Burrell.
No, not really.
I mean, it wasn't a whole lot of that.
And football, it's a little tougher with that.
It was so many players, and Jordan was on such a different level than everybody.
But no, like nothing – I guess people not as vocal as Jordan was.
Everyone was demanding, like, you wanted to make sure you were accountable
to your teammates,
but no one was really that vocal.
Like, Jordan just absolutely putting those guys through the ring
and probably making them all scared to death to even walk onto the practice court.
Yeah, like, I don't know if anybody was like Jordan.
I guess they said Kobe was kind of like Jordan with the way he talked and stuff like that.
Peyton was one of those guys, though.
He would talk nothing like what Jordan would,
but whenever it was an off period for the offense and special teams was happening,
Peyton's running sprints during it.
Peyton's the first one in, last one out.
Literally, he's doing all that.
I think he tried to set a standard, which is what Jordan was trying to do.
Like, hey, this is the standard around here.
You can do as I say or do as I do.
I don't give a damn.
Just do.
And that's kind of, I think
those greats kind of have to operate like that. Like, hey, this is what we're going to expect.
Because if not, if I come down to your level, we're fucked. So you're going to come up to my
level or you're going to get the hell out of here. And I think a lot of people, and I like the way
Jordan said, like, oh, you're a tyrant, blah, blah, blah. He said, consider from who you have never won something. So he was like, you've never won anything. So I might sound like a tyrant blah blah blah he said consider from who you who've never won something
so he was like you you've never won anything so i might sound like a tyrant to you but
being demanding is a part of the process winning has a price and stuff like that and i do believe
that those guys that are up in ladies that are up in that upper echelon they have that demanding
kind of feel like hey i expect you if you're not at my level which you might not be because you
might not have to you better give your entire soul to this so we can try to get to where
we all want to go and by the way whenever you're celebrating it's more fun than you could have ever
had in your entire life i mean you bring up a great point it it looks to me like when you play
for a super demanding coach like a nick saban type guy that yeah day in and day out those guys aren't
having a lot of fun.
Like there's not a whole lot of fun to be had,
but they may not even like Nick Saban and coaches like that,
but they respect the hell out of him.
And you always want it that way. Like you don't want a coach that you like.
Like, oh, he's such a good guy.
He's cool.
Oh, do you respect him?
Well, not really because he doesn't really hold guys accountable,
doesn't really lead by example.
But I really like him a lot.
Like, you don't want to be that person.
Hey, you know what I think's fun?
Kicking somebody's ass.
Rich Rodriguez.
I appreciate that the media was not afraid to ask the real questions
about backstabbing.
Jerry Krause leads the show off with –
Hold on.
I wrote it down because I thought it was so amazing. about backstabbing Jerry Krause leads the show off with hold on I want to read
I wrote it down because I thought it was so amazing Krause had to answer the
question on whether or not there was backstabbing going on within his
organization that is when you know if you've won everything you're a winning
team a winning organization on top of the world and you're a general manager
and you're being asked is there backstabbing going on in your facility that's when you know backstabbing is probably going on
in your organization and there's probably a lot of shit to it jerry kraus just somehow continues
to be the evil villain in this entire thing and the son of a bitch might be the most successful
general manager in the history of the nba and after watching this last dance it's like that
he's really just a bfs he's just a bfs doesn't know doesn't know what he's got has no idea doesn't
appreciate it doesn't respect it and i think that could all potentially be because of the way he
handled relationships with the team i mean that's just how it's got to be he seems like he should
have just been a lifetime lifetime scout he seemed lifetime scout. He did such a good job of finding talent.
He was there when they drafted Jordan, right?
Yep.
And then he found Scottie Pippen at some tiny school in Arkansas.
Is that right?
Bingo.
Tony Coo coach.
He signed Dennis Rodman.
Horace Grant.
Yeah, Horace Grant was huge for him.
He seems to be able to evaluate talent very well,
so maybe he should have just been a scout and never been the head guy in charge.
He just sucks at talking.
Like, yeah, incredible scout, kind of the Peter principle, right?
Peter principle is when you're so good at your job,
you get promoted to another job that you're no longer good at.
I think Kraus, incredible talent evaluator.
Let's pay him a lot of money to be a talent evaluator,
but we can't put him in a position where he's going to have to speak
because he absolutely sucks at it and everybody hates him it's just not a guy you
want potentially negotiating with your best talent but is he the most underrated and underappreciated
successful gm in the history of sports i think yes this poor guy will never get the credit now
for being an incredible team builder because he was trying his best to demolish that team at any chance he had like what was the ultimate goal to bring a coach
and a full roster of 12 players in there that all they did was just pump jerry kraus up
like i don't get it i don't fucking get it either i don't get it either how about steve
curry eating a fist yeah i'd heard about that that uh that fight story years ago and then to uh to see him talk
about what so steve hit jordan in the chest and jordan said he jacked him in the eye yeah just as
soon as he hit him he said he couldn't have had to hit him a fucking eye his exact words had hit
him right in the fucking eye hey he called him and apologized though he said he felt this big
because he beat up the smallest guy in the court. So he took another shot at Steve Kerr.
That's the only reason Jordan was upset.
He's like, man, I should have hit Luke Longley or somebody else.
Bill Wennington.
Steve Kerr, though, I think that's a massive moment for what type of guy Steve Kerr is.
I bet you if I'm his players, I respect Steve Kerr a lot more now hearing that story.
He was like, hey, listen, you're already beating me.
I don't need your shit right now.
Yeah, yeah!
Did he go, how did you get right into his chest?
Why is he punching somebody in the chest?
I don't think I've ever – Is that much shorter than Michael?
Hey, I'll get you up there.
I don't know.
Steve, credit – I mean, Steve Kerr is awesome,
but credit to him when he said, like, what did he say?
I have a short fuse or whatever, and I can blow up really quick.
He's like, and I'm super competitive,
but I just don't really have the ability to follow up on that.
Like, that was awesome.
I like Steve Kerr a lot.
What else should we talk about here?
Mark Emmert said, if there's no students on campus,
we ain't playing any sports.
No students means that the school doesn't think it's safe enough
to bring them back.
We're not going to play sports then if that is the case.
Which, by the way, Mark Emmert making the right decision.
And will anybody kind of, you know, come back and think of the statement
if they do end up opening up stadiums instead of campuses?
Of course, somebody will say something.
Are you coding?
Typing.
That was incredible.
Did you hear that?
I couldn't hear it, no.
Oh, great words per minute.
It was incredible.
That sounded like one of them stenographers in a court case.
It was really impressive.
I like how we all looked at Emmett first.
I thought it was Emmett typing at first.
Attaboy, Emmett, good WPM.
But if he changes his mind on this going forward nobody's going to care
and think about this mark emmert just said the right thing at the right time about the situation
this is exactly what he has to say is that not accurate oh it's very accurate but of course he
has to say this they're student athletes and they pub them all the time as student athletes and if
there's no school they're just athletes that aren't getting paid. So they're, I don't know.
They're student human athletes.
Let's make sure we remember that.
Do you guys not like,
does he make the final decision or is it the conferences that make the
decision on playing without,
if there's no score or anything like that?
The NCAA is the regulating body,
right?
So if,
if they have any gumption,
it'd be them making the decision.
But instead, it will be the conferences because they're the ones that run everything.
Any NCAA is just there to put their nose into things that shouldn't be in and collect a paycheck.
But that's what some people would say.
I'm not saying that.
That's just what people would say.
I would assume that the NCAA can and say our league would not begin until then.
I think Mark Emmert does have that power. I could be wrong because the big 12 said we're coming back big 12 said we're coming
back big 10 said we're not coming back in each individual conference it feels like they're giving
their own vote for what they think should happen I assume the SEC has not given out an answer
because everything's bigger there if the SEC was to say something it would be it was like eight or
nine of the schools said yeah giant ordeal so like i feel like there's going to be
different votes but i think mark emmer does have the power to potentially say no but also he has
the power to be persuaded by money which would be opening up them damn stadiums even if the students
the college campuses were only doing online classes which i think is how everybody handled
this spring am i right saying that emmett are you guys doing online classes that's what you've been doing this entire time yeah great
answer emmett well hey emmett but emmett could i don't know how much power he has one way or the
other he could say no we're not playing but they were talking months ago that like the pac-12 if
they wanted to they were saying we could just forego the ncaa and start our own thing that's
not technically in the NCAA.
So this could easily start something like that.
We got into this conversation last week and it was a long one.
I mean, we started going because at first I've always had this thought that to fix the NCAA, there would have to be an alternative league
that did their own thing.
And you start thinking like the XFL.
The XFL had to find arenas and stadiums for people to play at. They had to find a structure and all own thing. And you start thinking like the XFL. The XFL had to find arenas and stadiums
for people to play at.
They had to find a structure and all that thing.
The only way this would ever work
is if colleges, big colleges,
who were sick of having to have 15 sports
when only two of them make money,
in these big time schools that are sick of seeing
their players not be able to get $1,000 handshakes
and in risks of losing them.
These schools that are sick of the time period where they're not allowed to send a text
to recruit a player because it's a downtime.
You could see these big-time schools that make $50, $60, $70 million off a couple sports
and then lose money elsewhere creating their own league
and then paying the players however they deem fit, still having a university there
and creating their own thing whether it was just football or they had basketball in there as well or if some of them
wanted to have other sports that like if Iowa wanted to create its own wrestling league because
the University of Iowa makes so much money off wrestling I don't know why that hasn't happened
I honestly don't know why you could say it's because uh it would take a lot of schools to do
it and only so many would do it well I think that would make them even better because the schools that would be able to do it are ones that already have an
entire structure
sponsor money
stadium ticket sales
Prestige everything that could go do it
Imagine the networks lining up by the way to get the TV look what they did for the XFL both Fox and ESPN gave them
Entire weekends, I would assume that if these big schools, notable schools,
just created their own thing, that it would garner a lot of TV money.
It would garner a lot of attention.
And I don't know how the NCAA would keep up.
You're kind of seeing it right now with the G League, with the NBA.
And there's three of the top recruits are going over there to make money.
I don't know how the NCAA football-wise would be able to keep up
if they were to do that. I don't see the drawbacks either, to be honest with you. I don't know how the NCAA football-wise would be able to keep up if they were to do that.
I don't see the drawbacks either, to be honest with you.
I don't see the drawbacks.
I see all the work it would take to set it up.
It would take not only the biggest universities in America right now,
but it would take a huge chunk of them together.
Do you want to be that group of lawyers or whatever
who is out contacting each school?
Can you imagine the groundwork you'd have to do and how much work it would take just to get in?
Okay, this is what we're going to do.
If we're all in this together, we have more power than the NCAA.
You may get a couple schools, but I think it's going to be hard to get 15, 20, 40 schools, 80 schools to even do this.
What would it have to be?
It would have to be Saban calling Dabo, calling Jimbo yeah calling somebody else ryan day calling ryan day
calling it would have to be the coaches being like hey this is what we're thinking we'll get
their ads all have to be on board too well the ads are on board the coaches are on board right
don't say anything you can fire the coach can they you think nick saban get fired right now
can they you think nick savin get fired right now well the ad is who hires and fires coaches okay so let's say the ad and the coach call the other ads and coaches do you think that call has
ever happened because the guy from minnesota regents what was his name border regents
border regents wusu something something like some border regents at minnesota came out and said
something like this to alluding to this fact.
He had to walk back on his thoughts, like people won't leave the NCAA.
But it was definitely something that had been talked about amongst people.
I wonder if those athletic directors and coaches have gotten around each other and started talking about it and been like, what do we think?
We think now is the time to kind of make this jump?
You know, the way that we did things pre-quarantine, we don't have to do post-quarantine.
You know, I used to never wash my hands after I take a poop.
I would just move on.
Now I can shower afterwards.
You know, maybe I used to shake hands and hug people.
You know, after quarantine, I'm not doing that.
I used to like this person.
I've been locked away from them for 54 days.
I've realized I don't like them that much.
I eliminate them post.
A lot of people are making changes pre-quarantine, post-quarantine.
It's like a refresh button on life almost for a lot of people are making changes pre-quarantine post-quarantine it's like a refresh button on life almost for a lot of people what if the coaches and ads during this
quarantine were trying to figure out a way to kind of run their own league that is something i'd be
very interested in by the way i have no idea how they would regulate it they would have to get a
regulator and i but i would be pumped up about i'm like here we go let's go now let's go as a
recruit too i mean if you had the option to choose a league where you can get paid versus just a regular old ncaa i mean they would dominate the recruiting i think so
well that's a big reason why the name and likeness is being pushed through but i think the ncaa knows
like hey this is already in place we need to we need to try to make sure everybody is happy like
they've messed up enough things already they don't want to give extra reasons for teams and schools like you said to actually try to
come together and make something happen is the ncaa losing leverage at this point oh no oh no
oh well uh hey it's like it's quick i want to say before it's like the mma it's like
not just the u, MMA in general.
They don't have a union, and they always talk about how they need a union.
First off, you're like, yeah, of course we do.
But can you imagine trying to get all the fighters together,
all of them on the same page?
You've got fighters on all corners of the earth,
all their managers connecting to everybody,
and then the only real power that the fighters have,
if they want to start a union,
cause Dana doesn't want it to happen.
He's claimed that he's open to it,
which he might be,
but I think it has to be.
Yeah,
he definitely has to be,
but it would take like a Conor McGregor type guy to sit out of a show,
to be scheduled to fight.
And all of a sudden the day before something like,
Hey man,
no,
like the whole card shutting down.
None of us are fighting.
If we don't make this union thing happen, like that's the only leverage you have is to sit
out and i don't see fighters as a whole like sitting out that's like the quarterback club
back in the day where the quarterbacks were all in their own run that's why the union became such
a big deal because the quarterbacks were getting a much different treatment than everybody else
because the quarterbacks realized that they were one of the most the most important part of the
entire league so they had the quarterback club it's like almost a bad word to say around the union is the quarterback club
because it was them turning their back on the rest of the league.
So then the NFL union came to be,
and obviously they pitched propaganda videos on why they're important
and all that stuff.
The CBA obviously was a nightmare of a situation.
But we got some breaking news right now, field yates.
There's no way they'd be able to get people to agree in the mma world no way greg hardy is sleeping in a dormitory fighting every
single day i i don't think he's just looking for any way to make a living after what he's done in
the past i think if they were if dana white was to tell him hey you either join the union or you
get more work i think there would be, I don't know.
The Dolphins have agreed to terms with the fifth pick in the NFL draft, quarterback from
Alabama, Tua Tongvaloa, on a four-year $30 million deal with a fifth-year team option.
Now, I believe another rookie deal came out a couple days ago that was fully guaranteed,
which I thought was potentially going to be the trend moving forward.
Rosenhaus negotiated a fully guaranteed. I think it was worth $24 million.
I forget who it was and how it was signed, but it was fully guaranteed.
Now, Tua has come out four years, $30 million.
Have no idea how much is in incentives.
No idea how much is there.
Rookie contracts are guaranteed now once they move the new rookie wage scale wage scale isn't it i don't i don't know if that's
there's top picks you might have to look it up but i think that's what they did yes they don't
get the crazy numbers they got before but the contract at least the first four i think is
guaranteed uh if that's the case congratulations to two i'm making 30.275, $438. Who negotiated for that extra eight bucks?
I want to know about.
Fifth-year team option.
It seems like these deals are getting done much quicker now
because of the slottiness, because of the CBA,
because of the pre-CBA, post-CBA negotiations
that have already been figured out.
When you land here, this is how much you make.
$30 million, still a hell of a payday for the fifth rounder derrick brown derrick brown is
the one who signed this weekend fully guaranteed i am still looking to see if every rookie yeah
because whenever derrick brown signed this weekend for 24 million dollars it was a big deal that was
fully guaranteed like it was added in the thing fully guaranteed 24 million dollar deal maybe
two is fully guaranteed as well 30 million dollars not a bad piece of cheddar for the work you did at Alabama Tua.
Yeah, it's not.
But I know there's not nearly as much to negotiate because it's all slotted now.
What is the team that always holds out?
Was it Chargers?
Chargers hold out.
It's some technicality in the fifth year or some guaranteed injury option.
What is it?
Yeah, I don't know.
It's always something.
I should look into it more, but I haven't.
But I would assume it's a guaranteed money and in that verbiage and everything like that so i think it is still a little bit negotiated on what's guaranteed what isn't negotiated i would
obviously take a little bit less money if it was fully guaranteed i mean that's smart business move
uh i would i would keep it moving with that this one yep so rap report said he gets a signing bonus
of 19.6 million and that's all guaranteed.
And then this article here says, this is from Yahoo,
all first-round picks receive full guaranteed signing bonuses.
First-round contracts also include a fifth-year option,
meaning the teams can add another year to the term at a higher salary.
Okay, so there we go.
So he got $19 million guaranteed, $30 million over its total.
Good for Tua making that cake, making that chat up,
bought his mom a new car, and he signed a deal with Adidas.
Tua has become a business.
Tua is a quarterback in Miami,
and I think good things are going to happen for old Tua
after he gets past a couple freak injuries that happened in college.
When do they insert him into the lineup to start?
I hope not until like week eight or nine.
Aren't they playing the Bengals like week 13 or something?
He's got to be in by then.
Has to be.
And that's why they probably put it at week 13, by the way.
They're like, all right, Joe will have 12 weeks under his belt.
Hopefully this will be past the Ryan Fitzpatrick, Tua Tongvaloa handoff.
That is going to inevitably happen.
Put him in there week 13.
I think Tua is going to have a hell of a time at Miami.
I think he's going to be very good.
I think he has the right mindset to go down to Miami.
I've talked to a couple of players that have played in Miami.
It's not easy.
There's a lot of options in Miami.
It's very easy to get distracted when you're a Miami Dolphin.
It feels like Tua is mature enough for the thing.
It feels like he's got a big enough chip on his shoulder
with all the shit that was said about him. I feel feel like two is going to be a good player donna or
miami would it be easier to play in miami or in vegas for the raiders oh jesus i have a self-ban
on vegas why what happened last time it's just every not last time it's every time you know the
movie hangover no i've never heard of it.
That happens every time I'm in Vegas.
Just like something along those lines.
Which guy are you?
Whoever's having the best time.
I've been to the hospital that they were at numerous times.
I've found my friends in places.
I mean, it's just everything.
It's just I can't.
I just can't do it.
I have a self-ban on Vegas.
What if you were from another country?
You've never been to America.
I can't wait to go see the great U.S.
And you just go to Vegas when you're 21 years old.
And you're like, oh, I love America.
This is amazing.
I always think about that.
And then what if they're dropped into New York City?
New York City is nothing like Indianapolis, Indiana, or Columbus, Ohio.
And I feel that way about myself.
I've been to France before.
I know what the French people are like.
Well, I've been to Paris.
It's like, have I?
Well, I wonder what the out in the middle.
You can always get those things.
But I couldn't fathom if your only taste of America was Las Vegas.
I could not even fathom what you think of this country.
By the way, great time.
I mean, it is a great.
It's too much.
It's too much of a good time.
You just have to kind of turn yourself on. Like, listen,. It's too much. It's too much of a good time. You just have to kind of turn yourself on.
Like, listen, I can't go there.
It's too much of a good time.
It is.
Oh, my God.
I'm starting to think about it now.
The party pit.
You know, the party pit.
Get it going.
Can't do it.
I've heard there's another Vegas that people go to.
Like the Mormons go to.
And there's another side of Vegas that everybody,
you go to shows, you go to some steakhouses.
It's like when people live in Vegas,
they're like, yeah, I haven't been to the Strip in forever.
That's for tourists.
They have their own spots.
Yeah, and they're terrible.
I've been to their places.
They're not great.
Well, I guess if you live there full time, though,
you may get burnt out a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
By the way, they have great golf courses, from what I've been told. You're going to out a little bit. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. By the way, they have great golf courses from what I've been told.
You're going to love the golf courses.
State of the world class golf courses.
There are shows.
I've been to a couple of Cirque du Soleil shows.
Great time.
Great time.
But I've heard there's people that just golf, go to shows,
go to great restaurants that they have out there.
They shop.
And then they go to sleep.
Play blackjack too.
I don't think the people that do what I just said play blackjack.
You don't think so?
I think they stay away because once you get to the blackjack table,
then all of a sudden it's like, okay, you want a drink?
And I'm like, yeah, I'll take one.
Thank you so much.
And then before that thing's even done,
said person who offered you a drink has already been back twice.
They're like, hey, you want another drink? I'm like, yeah, this one's about done said person who offered you a drink has already been back twice So hey you want another drinker?
Once about done I'll do it and then all of a sudden you've got a conga line coming on his table right now
And then music starts playing and then they start playing your favorite song and it's like well what?
What the fuck's going on? Okay, we're getting back into this thing
Then you win a hand or two all the sudden you're tossing out nickels and dimes
You're starting to really you're starting to split queens because that's what kings do.
And then everything just starts running into the night.
And then you've met people from your day or the night before.
And they're like, hey, Pat, what's going on?
We've got a big thing going on over here.
Okay, I'll go over here.
Bang, you get put up on a stage.
You start Stone Cold Steve Austin-ing beers in Calvin Harris' face.
And then all of a sudden, you go to another place.
And then you get carried to the bathroom because you've got to pee pee and there's such a long line by the bouncers because you tip
the bouncers which is the right people to tip you don't tip the waitresses you tip the bouncers
they'll get you in everywhere you need to go Emmett write that one down for you whenever you
grow up and then you just you you pass out eventually and then it's like oh you got people
showing up at your room hey pool party's about to kick off. You got a cabana.
You paid for it last night.
You're going to love it.
Just sober up out there.
We'll bring you lunch.
And then you get out there.
Food starts coming.
A blackjack table somehow shows up.
And then all of a sudden it gets going
and Rick Ross is rapping too.
And then it's just like, oh no, here we go.
The train gets a rolling
and all of a sudden you pass out again.
Then you wake up and then you put it on repeat.
And then you get on a plane
and you barf in a garbage bag on a southwest flight feeling like a piece of cattle right next
to a sweet old lady who somehow experienced the same exact city in a polar opposite fashion and
you decide you know what i can't do it anymore i'm never fucking going back it's a hell of a story
i mean you're talking professional athlete pat m McAfee, not college student Pat, right?
College Pat and everyone out there.
You don't want to go.
I went on my 21st birthday, and I'm like, okay, what do we do?
Like, it's $1,500 to get a table at this place.
It's three-bottle minimum.
The bottles are $900 a piece.
I realize, like, what are you supposed to do?
So, like, we're going to dive bars trying to find drink half-empt like it's impossible if you're not like a professional that has a little bit of
money my i've spent a lot of money in vegas and i've won a lot of money in vegas too by the way
oh my first time there i won like 20 grand i think why jack yeah it was stupid it was like
that how much how much you playing per hand? Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good.
We got pretty going there.
You know, I don't have the MJ level of blackjack, but I have played some blackjack in my day pretty well.
I mean, if you if you won 20 K, that means you're probably willing to lose 50.
No, no, no.
False.
I was on a heater.
Soon as I landed, got in there and just started going on a heater. And I'm a press guy. Like, I'm going to False. I was on a heater. Soon as I landed, got in there and I just started going on a heater.
And I'm a press guy.
I'm going to press.
You know what I mean?
And all you got to do is win if you like six hands in a row and all of a sudden you're
in a different spot than you were.
Yeah, you are not a loose big guy.
How did you find a way to walk away though when you were 20?
I have an ability to walk away.
Like whenever I've won the game, I have an ability to walk.
I've never lost a lot gambling. I've a lot i've lost for sure i've lost a lot in an attempt to win a little
bit more but i never lose a lot and i have the ability to walk away while a winner and i have
the ability in vegas to walk away leaving my money on the table yeah and just not getting it until
six seven hours later when i walk back down and the
pit boss goes hey pat and i go oh my god i was here earlier oh yeah you were here earlier yeah
sir here's ten thousand dollars that you left on the craps table oh that's thank you so much sir
let me put that into my uh fanny pack i'll be back late you know where you'll find i'll be back here
later pal he's like yeah you. We got your spot right here.
And then you played with the wet money the one time.
They didn't want to take it, but then the pit boss came over and said, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa.
This is our guy.
Even though it's still good, I'll take it.
This is our guy.
Yep.
Same pit boss the next day.
I somehow ended up in a pool with my fanny pack that had a lot of money in it.
I go back to said craps table.
I want to get a little loose here with the die.
Can we please get going?
Dealers at the table are like, we can't take your money sir it is drenched guy goes that's pat take his drenched money and we're probably gonna end up giving him a lot more turns
out i got very cold at that particular time they took all my wet money that day i should have left
but i mean yeah i can't go to vegas it's just not a place i can go to it's too much too much who's the magician you guys want to go see hi frankel las vegas chris angel how was he uh i don't know how to say this i don't want to
the show is disgustingly terrible well okay did did everybody think that because he does that show
every day like seven eight times a week doesn he? He forced us into a standing ovation.
Okay.
We weren't able to get out of there unless we did a standing ovation for him.
And he took a picture of it.
I mean, it was just.
How do you force someone into a standing o?
Can't leave.
Show will not end until everybody's on their feet clapping.
Not a bad move, by the way.
Is there an announcement that says that?
It's Chris Angel.
He's saying it to you on the stage.
Excuse me.
And then he got out
this saw that was about the size of this sign here might have been even a little bit bigger
this sign here which i'll stand up next to it here it was a little bit bigger than that and he had
this saw going and you could it was spinning so slow like you could see the individual blades and
he was like i'll I'll cut through this
woman if everybody stands up and gives me their energy or whatever and me and AQ were like bro
this has been a terrible show we're just trying to get out of here we're we're at the point now
where we're hung over right so we're just trying to get out of there we're in the second row or
whatever he's like everybody's got to stand he's got some die hard fans next to us that are like
at this point nudging AQ like telling him to stand up or whatever.
And AQ's like, I'm going to fucking kill this goth kid.
So they're like, stand up, stand up or whatever.
I want to feel your energy.
Something might go wrong or whatever.
And he's like, oh, it's like the way he says it.
So me and AQ stand up, right?
We're clapping and we see the fucking camera person come out from the back.
Criss Angel standing like this and they take a, standing ovation, tweeted it out that night.
Another standing ovation for Criss Angel.
It was like, oh, my God, we were literally told that the lady was going to die if we don't stand up.
Anyways, cuts through the thing with that blade.
It was like this fast here.
And then a spark shot up, and then they moved it, and then they said it and then they said that's it thanks so much
and they walked off the stage and doing the standing ovation that created an illusion that
it was a sold out crowd yes yeah that's the marketing yeah standing ovation another standing
out here man i hope there's not a there's not a whole lot of other performers out there that do
the same thing he was mailing it in too i could tell he was at and now granted i think i've seen
some documentaries where he was mailing it in he was getting I could tell he was at it. Now, granted, I think I've seen some documentaries where he was mailing it in. He was getting tired.
I think we saw that show where it was just like – because I watch Criss Angel.
Oh, yeah.
I watch it on A&E all the time.
I was a big Criss Angel fan.
That particular show, though, was a tough watch.
Tired Angel.
Tired.
Yeah, I think he was just tired.
Fallen Angel.
Well, think about it.
If you're doing the same – like, obviously, it's a dream if you're a magician to be that big.
You get TV shows. But if you have a residency in Vegas and you're doing the same show,
sometimes probably twice a night for five, six days in a row,
say you're there for a year or two, how sick of that same exact show would you be?
It's a magic show.
You can't go off script and freelance a little bit.
It's all set up.
I will tell you this.
I can't be a stand-up comedian for a lot of reasons.
I'm not clever
enough first of all uh but second of all i i had to tell my stand-up set on new more than one
occasion only two times in my life and by night three for both of them i was sick of the when i
was telling the stories and the crowd was laughing i was getting the point where i was like how the
fuck are you laughing at this this is not funny funny. Like in my head, I was like,
let me just get through this story,
forgetting that they had never heard the story.
So I have no idea how comedians have the ability
to deliver the story with the same energy and passion
every single time.
I couldn't, literally by night three,
I was like, I fucking hate this.
See, but even sitting side stage and listening to it,
by the third time you telling it,
it was so much better to me. that's and that's what the comedians say they say it's like a baby that you
kind of like kind of grow and kind of coddle and move up and i can respect that thought and how
it's a craft and everything like that but for me my energy would get a bit tired bit tired of it
and i couldn't imagine think of those comedians that were going around playing clubs before the
age of the internet.
Some of those guys carried the same act
for like 20 straight years.
Oh, I know, I know.
And they're going to,
I'm not saying anything.
It's an art to be able to fake the enthusiasm
like when you're year nine into the same joke.
Yeah, but they do though.
And they're now like noted voices in the comedy world. Yeah, but they do, though. And they're now, like, noted
voices in the comedy world.
Who? Who's carrying the same act still
for that long? You can't really do that as much now.
Well, there's not a lot of people that still perform, right?
That performed back in the day?
No.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
That's what I thought.
Because they got exposed.
Yeah, the cream rises to the top, right?
Amen. Hey! Amen. Just to the top, right? Amen.
Hey, amen.
Just like what you did right here.
You know what's weird is every once in a while,
I'll be talking to you on the little screen where I can see you,
and I see my face in that picture, and I think that's my shot that I have.
I think it's like really me.
Every once in a while, you do.
I will say every once in a while,
we do get this particular look on the show from your side yeah do you hear about zion's ex-agent gina
is this not extortion blackmail like what is this this is public extortion by gina now she wants
it's illegal right well she's the worst this lady is the worst and i'm not just saying that
because i know nothing about her i She's the worst human on earth.
Like you sign Zion to be his marketing person.
You're the person probably negotiating said Nike and Adidas deals to attend Duke.
You're the one probably making this all happen.
Now, whenever he decides to move on because you weren't as good of an agent as somebody else in his eyes.
Now you're trying to what?
Tear down not only down the not only Zion not
only Zion's family all of college basketball hey China take a hike lady okay you lost this
is the way business goes if you're not good at business you need to just find other clients and
hopefully not it up with them now granted she knows that Zion's gonna make probably a billion
dollars in his life at some point Zion is a very marketable person nice kid he's electric
to watch all this stuff she's not going to be happy to watch that but that's how that business
goes like that's how the agency business goes that's how marketing goes you it comes and goes
if you're not good move on to the next one you only get a certain amount of time to make money
and now gina's like you're giving me 100 million dollars or or listen you don't have to give me 100
million dollars if you just talk about all the wrongdoings that we did together.
I hate this China lady.
It just seems illegal to me.
And it's kind of like when, say, there's a college athlete
who is really good, say, during his junior year,
and an agent comes to him and starts giving him like a $20,000 watch
and giving him some cash under the table.
Well, that agent is counting on you, that player, signing with the agent once you become
eligible, once your college is over.
And if you don't, they can say, well, hey, I can turn you in real quick.
And if the kid was smart and had an agent come back to him, like, cool, do it.
I don't care.
Like, I'm in the league now.
You can do whatever you want.
Well, all of college basketball is going to take a hit from this, though, if the NCAA
wants to.
It seems like it, doesn't it? Because if if you watch this i talked about this earlier today and the
other day if you watch that netflix thing called the scheme i believe it's called the scheme yeah
hbo what's his name christian dawkins christian dawkins from detroit was basically talking about
how he was the point man for all these teams and players and uh shoe deals and all the money that
was getting handed out and stuff like that and he was talking about how if it's not me, it's somebody else in another area.
So I think the basketball landscape is much different than every other sport.
I think in those AAU tournaments and wherever, whenever they're younger.
They get their hooks in deep when the kid's like seven years old
because these leagues, too, all of the great players travel around
and play all summer in these AAU leagues.
They're sponsored by Adidas, by Nike.
It's a weird world how it works out,
and I'm sure they're allowed to give them jerseys
and their shoes that they play in.
But I don't know.
It's just such a weird world when they have a relationship
with these superstars when they're in fifth grade.
What the fuck?
I told them to keep it down.
Do you hear that?
No.
There's a lumberjack on our fucking ceiling right now.
What are they doing?
We have no idea.
It was supposed to be a one-day thing last week
and then it became an entire week thing.
Three weeks.
And now it's been a month.
I mean, they're taking the entire quarantine
to try to hack a hole into one particular spot in our sky, I think.
It doesn't make any...
Whatever.
They got to do what they got to do.
They got to get better. And we're looking at other buildings anyway so let's
move forward though but this is all to sell shoes i think it seems like it all revolves around which
shoe company is going to get which superstar in the future now granted the coaches they want their
players but that's all coming from the shoe companies as well because teams are different
sponsored by different shoe companies the basketball world is one where this G League thing
can become a real viable option, I think,
especially if shoe deals start going to these guys
that are going to the G League,
which are only inevitably going to happen in TV deals
and salary cap goes up.
I think the G League is going to be a real problem
for Mark Emmert and the NCAA.
And I think Zion getting sued here by Gina
and then counter-suing,
I think this is going to expose it
and probably
expedite it all even more i can't wait to see how it all plays out like i want to know how deep it
does go we know there's all kind of stuff going on behind the scenes but like how rampant is it
and is it they're like average guys getting stuff i think so now the the kid that's going in for the
last what 35 seconds when it's a blowout i I don't think they're getting anything But I would assume that most of the starters
Everywhere that matter have been getting money probably since there were children for from different shoe company
I would assume and I think that's just kind of the way it goes and now giant is coming out about to expose it
All it's gonna could potentially burn the entire house
Think how easy it would be to continue to accept money.
Say a shoe company or whatever.
People started taking care of your family when you were in the sixth grade.
At first, they were probably like, oh, this is kind of weird.
Is this illegal?
I don't know.
I'm barely in middle school.
And then as time goes and you become a bigger and bigger star and you start
accepting money from multiple different people, it's probably just a normal thing. Like like what do you mean every all my buddies that are good players too on my
au team like this dude's got a house that dude got a ferrari like all kind of stuff has to happen
yeah like every christmas you know you got adidas's gifts you got nike's gifts maybe every
once in a while converse will try to sneak in the back door maybe hey puma deodora coming in there
fila you know all the boys showing up. What is it?
Didn't D Wade, did he have a shoe like it was a Chinese shoe?
Yeah.
Well, let's not even think about Starberry, too, now.
When Starberry comes.
Still there.
Dada's.
When they come knocking, you got to jump on there.
Dada's, yeah, of course.
Sprewells, yeah.
Sprewells, yeah.
Ooh.
A Rod Spinner's.
Will there ever be a player in the nba that they don't has the
signature shoe that even is one 50th of what jordans are oh yeah popularity oh yeah braun
braun i wear braun braun shoes all the time kobe's good shoes kobe's got kobe's kobe's the closest
wait till yannis gets in there he's only got one pair out i think one design they are good but
nothing will be like Jordans.
I mean, that's a whole entire world in and of itself.
The sneakerhead department has lived.
Kanye, the Yeezys, there we go.
Not another player, but Kanye, the Yeezys, I think,
have demanded a similar amount of market as the Jordans in a relatively fast time somehow.
I think that has been something.
But aside from that, I think the market's been too diluted by this point unless we get some you know some deodora sponsorship that really gets going
people are gonna want our deodoras yeah have you ever had deodoras no yeah i had them in high
school and i posted a picture of me wearing them and they got a lot of love by a lot of people like
i have no idea what a Deodora is.
Can you pop a picture up?
I forgot I even had them, by the way.
Oh, they're good shoes.
I forgot I even had them on.
They were my cleats in soccer.
I wore Deodoras.
They had good patent kangaroo leather,
I believe.
I think they had,
that's why I wore them
because I got fat feet.
You see, I got really wide feet
so I can't fit into all the skinny stuff
that a lot of people have.
Did you put it up on the screen here?
Z's working.
Here we go.
It's from the Instagram.
Oh, those are shit.
That's not the ones.
Those are not the ones.
I just typed in Deodora.
Those are dope.
Can you go to my Instagram and just pull up that?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, they look like what my mom wore when she was teaching step aerobics.
Those are in now, by the way. What your mom she was teaching Step aerobics Those are in now by the way
What your mom wore while teaching step aerobics
Are now in and your mom actually taught
Step aerobics
What is that that's just like
Back when I was big like at Vic Tanny
Those big workout places
What do you do
I don't know I think you like choreograph an hour with music and everything
And tell them like you gotta do it
Like step up to the right and side shuffle, jump.
So, square dancing?
I think five push-ups is next.
Step aerobics is square dancing?
Hey, Copperhead Road comes on, fucking everybody step aerobic,
and it's within a four or five-mile radius.
Look at those shoes right there.
There's the Diodorus.
See those bad boys?
Good.
All right, Frozen.
He's frozen.
He's frozen.
Oh, my God.
Look at how locked in he is.
All right, let's do it.
Fucking staring contest.
You won.
Good win.
Great win.
2-0 now.
Fucking right I am.
Those Diodoras got a lot of love in the comment section.
They look comfortable.
They're very comfortable.
I say if we were a different company, we would have gave away AJ Hawks' number there.
Oh, ESPN kind of put us in a bad spot.
ESPN was FaceTiming with Trevor Bauer.
Is that right?
Is that his name?
Trevor Bauer?
And they hung up on his FaceTime
or he hung up on the FaceTime
and it got all over the ESPN.
He has since changed his voicemail into a game.
I love that.
Good idea.
Way to adapt and overcome by Trevor Bauer.
I think he might be my new favorite player.
And I have his phone number already,
so might as well start texting some bitch.
What is the...
There's like a lot of these celebrities
have these phone number things.
What is that? Somebody with that is like Tim Tebow. zito's got tim tebow's number text me yeah the text it's
the real number it's definitely the real number i get one from cavallari all the time we just go
oh traitor i do because i uh bought a gift off of there one time off of her from her shop
and now i get texts all the time well we're on jay cutlerler's side. Well, yeah, we're definitely on Jay's side.
Everybody knows we're on Jay Cutler's side.
We made a hundred some fucking million.
Let them chill for a minute, huh?
Jesus Christ.
What were we talking?
Did you see the Diodoras before you froze there?
I beat you in a staring contest, by the way.
You're welcome.
Yeah, I did.
Are they just soccer cleats or what are they?
Yeah, they were just soccer cleats
and then they ventured into the real world.
But I don't think anybody ever gave Deodora enough love or credit like my comment section did.
Look, there's one right there.
Look at those boots, though.
I mean, there was a bunch of people that were like that.
I mean, it was next level.
Kevin Littleman, by the way, one of my teammates in high school soccer.
Good guy.
Really fast.
Faster than I was.
Yeah, he was.
He was.
He's a good guy. Good dude. Chef. what position did you play in soccer all of them that's real depending on what level of fitness i
was at you know what i mean if i was was that like a game by game thing no it was like a year by i
mean i don't know when i played cup soccer i I played striker. That's goal scorer, right?
Amen.
When I played ODP, I played middle back because I was a big Donkey Kong-like guy.
I could hit the ball a long way.
ODP, Olympic Development Program, obviously.
I played middle back there.
I played goalie a couple times for the high school team.
Yeah, I was all over the yard. Cup, I played up top. High school, I played up top and goalie a couple times for the high school team. Yeah, I was all over the yard.
Cop, I played up top.
High school, I played up top and goalie.
I mean, I played all over the yard, depending on what the game called for.
Good for you, man.
You should get in one of those adult intramural leagues.
I see them happening all the time at these big indoor facilities
where my daughter plays.
There's old guy leagues where dudes are wearing Timberlands
and flannels playing.
It's awesome.
I want to join.
I've been wanting to do that very – I used to play in the offseason.
I played in a league back in Pittsburgh in the offseason
that nobody really knew about.
I wasn't really –
So if you got hurt, you're going to have to limp into the Colts facility
and act like you did it there?
Oh, yeah.
What is it?
GPSL I think is what it was called.
It was called the GPSL back in Pittsburgh.
I played a couple games, played in a couple tournaments.
We won.
Shout out to us.
Harmerville.
Harmerville, yeah.
And my first game back, they played like each week.
They had games on like Sunday.
So I'd go back to Pittsburgh in the off season to have like a good time.
That was where I used to vacation at because that's where all my friends were at.
I'd go back.
We'd party.
And then Saturday night, somewhere out, they'd be like,
hey, you want to come to the game tomorrow?
I'm like, sure.
And they're like, bring your cleats.
We'll get everything else.
I'm like, you got it.
So they would bring me shin guards, socks, the whole thing,
and I'd play as some random person,
and I would be different because they would check your ID
and everything before the game.
I was some random person.
I was just out there playing.
I played like five, six games in two tournaments in the offseason.
I was pretty good.
The first game back, I gave up a very easy goal.
I was playing middle back, and I went to pass the ball,
and I like duffed it, and it went right to to the guy and he just scored right in my face and my friends were
not happy you son of a bitch you're coming to sabotage our entire thing you stink blah blah
blah i figured it out though i got back into the game i got in a better shape it kept me in good
shape i would like to get back in one of those games but i'm scared now that people might know
who i am they might go a little bit ham you know what i mean that's like i can't play pickup basketball because people are going to
go so much harder on me than they normally would that's just what's wrong with that i don't know
if i'm ready for all that i don't want to you don't want to be great you watch jordan you've
watched part seven and eight that's what i'm saying i don't want to have to get into that
competitive i would like to just run around kind of have fun with it kick the ball around not expect
much as soon as some guy comes in sideways,
it's going to be like, okay, here we go.
Now I have to go.
And to be honest, I am not in good enough shape to do that.
So I might kill myself out there,
but I have been looking into playing in an over 30 league.
Can we Uncle Drew you?
I don't think I'm that good at this point.
You know what I mean?
It doesn't matter.
We're just hiding it, though, more than anything.
We do have that old man mask.
That's what I'm saying.
It'd be tough to breathe and play in.
Well, he couldn't see when he looked down.
You remember I did that field goal kicking thing with the old man mask?
Yeah.
Okay, so we didn't try the old man mask on until 10 minutes before that whole thing.
So I get there.
I put it on.
It fits good.
And we have no warm-up kicks, obviously, because we're back behind the thing.
I get out on the field to do the first kick.
I realize that when I look down to, you know, to kick the ball,
the mass just slides up, right?
So I was completely blindfolded, basically.
So I would, like, have to look at the ball,
and then I might as well just close my eyes and kick.
I kicked, what, seven, eight blindfolded kicks to raise $70,000.
And the people that were in the crowd, they saw me miss a couple.
They're like, boo this man or whatever.
It was like, oh, I'm completely blindfolded at that point.
Like, I have no idea where the ball is.
Bad idea.
Probably should have practiced a little bit more.
But we raised $70,000.
Thank God the ball went in.
There's the Bills punter saying, oh, damn, I can't believe the old man made it.
Then I take the mask off.
Place goes crazy.
We raise money.
Hallelujah.
Let's keep it moving.
Do you really think people thought you were a legit old man?
Oh, yeah, I think so.
What about the people that were really on the field close to you?
Vinatieri knew it was me as soon as I kicked the first one.
I think a lot of the people who knew, and even some fans, I think,
as soon as they saw me kick the first one, they knew.
But I do believe they thought I was old man there for a little bit.
I couldn't see a fucking thing.
The mask was literally just right on top of my eyes every time I looked down.
It was a very nice mask, though, and a great idea by the Indianapolis Colts.
In particular, Blue, who's the mascot, he thought of this particular idea.
That is a great idea.
Would it have been weird if you were taking your mask off and there's like a real little smattering and people are like,
who's that?
Who is that guy?
Yeah, that would have been.
I mean, that was ultimately, you know, that's what wrestlers say.
Look at this guy.
Hey, Pat, good to see you.
Good to see you too, pal.
Hey, what's going on, bub?
Hey, nothing.
See you later.
That was actually Bill Tierlink, John Tierlink's son right there
that hugged me at the end.
John Tierlink just passed away, actually.
Legendary defensive line coach who was with the Indianapolis Colts for a long time
a man who could drink 75 beers
in one night if he wanted to
a man who would coach from a golf cart
a man that was respected by everybody
has passed away rest in peace to him
that's his son Bill Tierlink who currently coaches
for the Buffalo Bills
good people, rest in peace to him but what a day
should have tried that mask on a little bit earlier
though I think if you ever do something with a mask aj i think people know it's you because of the
the jaw but you should practice beforehand beforehand okay i'm trying to think of a
scenario where i would be in a situation with a mask on in public doing something athletic but
i'll think about it maybe we have you go to like a juco you know what i mean just do what
jared goff did that.
Did you see that when he was at Red Bull?
Oh, yeah.
I saw that.
Yeah.
Yeah, we could dress him up as an old man and have him just destroy somebody on a golf course into a pond or something.
That'd be cool.
Oh, my God.
Like it's a golf outing that happens already.
Maybe he finishes the job on Hearn Street.
Yeah, yeah.
What'd you say?
Maybe he finishes off Hearn Street once and for all.
Hey, you retired him. Might as well put him to fucking bed, yeah. What'd you say? Maybe he finishes off Herb Street once and for all. Hey, you retired him.
Might as well put him to fucking bed, pal.
Hey, so Monday Night Football seems like it's coming down to you
or Herbie and Fowler.
It's not.
I did an entire thing this morning.
I can't do it again.
It's not.
Just saying.
I've been told so many excuses on why I would not.
It doesn't matter.
They're just trying to drive your rate down.
They need a big splash name that's a polarizing figure,
and that would be you.
Well, my rate's not going down
because there's a Brinks truck coming in three days.
So my rate is not going down anywhere,
and I'm at the point now where,
am I at the point where I'm done with it?
You getting close?
I don't know.
I'm getting close.
It's like, come on.
Come on.
It's already mid.
I mean, they're going to make a decision pretty quick.
Yeah.
Hopefully. Hopefully. At least they told Bo. I mean, they're going to make a decision pretty quick. Yeah. Hopefully.
Hopefully.
At least they told Booger and Tess they weren't coming back
because it was almost like everybody knew.
They're trying to get every person they can possibly get,
but technically Booger and Tess were still the crew,
but at least they've made that public.
You know, I think they knew.
Right?
They knew, but it was still weird when it wasn't officially announced
like we weren't going to be there. That's why this weekend when that news came back out i was very surprised
i was like i thought we already all knew this right didn't we already know this whenever they
tried to throw 20 million dollars at payton and tony romo and drew breeze and i thought we already
knew that but i guess the official statement hadn't been made and to be honest we might have
thought it was new because i have said like hey hey, if there's a chance to get in
that booth, I wouldn't mind getting in that booth. But all the excuses that I've been told,
they've been different every single time. Listen, I have had the taste of denial before, my friend,
and it feels like this was it. So every time I start getting tweets and stuff like that,
I finally got to a point where I was like, listen, I would love the job. I appreciate you
guys tweeting me. You're the greatest humans on earth if you think that I should do that job
because I think that as well.
But there is no chance it happens.
I've already asked a bunch of times, and it's just like, meh.
Meh, sorry we want a quarterback.
Meh, sorry we want a Hall of Famer.
Meh, sorry we want somebody more polished.
Meh, sorry we don't want a guy whose name is Patrick.
Any other name, we're in a bad spot.
It just feels like there's only so many excuses they could potentially make.
I think I have a feeling on what they're going to do, I think.
What, Kurt Warner?
No, they said they're going to hire with him
because of the whole ESPN Disney pay cut thing that's going on right now.
Yeah.
I think it's going to be Orlovsky.
I mean, see, it's he or Louis Riddick, maybe a three-man booth.
Who knows what they do?
I think Orlovsky's going to be in there, and I think it's going or Louis Riddick, maybe a three-man booth. Who knows what they do?
I think Orlovsky's going to be in there,
and I think it's going to be Steve Levy,
which, by the way, Steve Levy, Dan Orlovsky, myself,
and Adam Amin called the national championship.
Adam Amin's at Fox.
I'm going to be on YouTube, and the other two get Monday Night Football.
Quite an interesting scenario.
It's my life, though.
Yeah.
Quite a lot.
I'll be watching.
I haven't given up.
I think that you are definitely in play.
Well, listen.
They've been said that they're not going to... I don't know.
Do you think they would enjoy the fact that they gave you the gig?
If you're like, hey, man, I need a decent internet connection
from 1 to like
2 30 because i do this youtube show from my hotel well that's the thing is i am loving what we're
doing on the youtube right now uh our my show in the morning our show in this afternoon i love this
and by the way it feels as if we're beating the living fuck out of a lot of other people who have
a lot more resources too so like i am enjoying this a lot like i i do not want
to lose this at all at this point especially now granted if i would have been offered that gig
you know like the fifth time they were turned down by somebody or something of that nature
maybe i'd be more excited but the message i'm getting is like ah they want this they want this
they want this and also they're not going to really be paying that much it's like well i got
a staff okay i got employees we got a show it's better than a lot of other shows i enjoy doing the show the show is going to stay my friend and i'm not
100 sure they're all in on that either so i probably haven't made it easy for them to hire
me if i had to guess but at this point i mean i have no chance of getting that gig anyways i'm
going to invest in what i enjoy and that's what we do right here on the youtube aj that's smart i
mean that's that's the
the beauty that is the freedom right now that there is with all these different platforms like
you can look what you've done look at all the groundwork that you have put in place and that
you continue to do so yeah you can do what you want that's the beautiful thing bingo we can do
what we want you know what we'll do by the way we'll stream live every single Monday night and
we'll get guests from the team's legendary guests and we'll just kind of see how that goes. You know what I mean?
We'll go. Like a watch-along type
deal. Bingo. Hey, bingo.
Not fight companion. Monday night
companion.
This is the Joe Rogan
model. Now granted, Joe Rogan, the UFC
has a brain and they brought him in there like,
okay, this guy, hilarious, knows
the sport, will probably hype things up
and is also the best talk show host to ever exist.
Let's get him in there.
You know, maybe one day we'll get to that point where we get a chance to actually call real games.
But until then, we'll do a Monday night campaign in.
We'll bring in legendary guests during the game.
We'll bullshit with them.
We'll watch.
And we'll just make Monday nights a thing, and we'll have a good time with it.
That's what we'll do.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. That's a good idea. I i mean i like that idea it works we'll have to set something up in my house though because
i'm not driving down here every monday night just want to let you know agreed lil wayne
have you seen lil wayne radio no how is he doing he's got some sort of studio he's got some radio
thing happening on apple they built him a studio i think in his house it is awesome oh he's got a
big ass tv stephen a smith was on it with him last week he's he had eminem on last week where does this
air uh it's on apple i don't know where i tried to find it last week i tried to find it because
he was interviewing eminem and i thought a little way in eminem conversation is probably one i'd
like to hear yeah and i tried to find it i hit four different links i couldn't fucking get to
it yeah there it is there's the uh entire thing. He plays music, obviously,
as a DJ.
Then he does interviews
and then music
and then the whole thing.
But I couldn't find
where the Eminem interview
was happening at.
Anywhere.
Shaq?
He's got Shaq?
DJ Khaled, Drake, and Shaq
on that episode, I believe.
Or you know what you could do?
You could park that box truck
in your driveway.
Oh.
That box truck,
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what, man.
I'll tell you what, man. I'll tell you what, man.
Not as much room as we thought, man.
A little bit tight in there.
A little bit tight.
But I would turn that box truck, that back of that thing,
into like a man cave-like feel.
Yeah, you could.
Could probably do that.
Make it a little more comfortable.
Yeah.
Put a couple TVs up there.
Gotcha.
Yeah, and we already got the service thing in there,
so we would have to be able to go live.
That's the move, AJ.
AJ Hawk.
AJ Hawk.
AJ Hawk.
AJ Hawk.
Zito, one extra because he loves you.
Hey, you know Pistol?
I saw him yesterday for Mother's Day, but he's my father,
and he said he has two pairs of Shady Rays.
He's had them for years.
Or not years.
He's had them for a long time.
Hey, you know what?
That's a good call.
What he should get next, I'm thinking.
You know what I'm thinking he should get next, man?
What's that?
I'm thinking he should get a pair of.
Bird dogs?
No.
Everybody talks about, you know, headphones.
Oh, yeah.
We are in a wireless headphone society at the moment.
Now, mine are at my house because I took them home to work out in.
And to be completely candid, I did not expect them to be as good as they are.
These E25 Raycon everyday earbuds with no dangling stems or wires,
they fit my ear perfectly.
You know how we have weird ears?
We've talked about this.
Yes, we do.
They have multiple options for your ear hole okay it's like small next to small medium large extra large and you
put it in your ear and it's like uh you know back in the day whenever you would put like ear plugs
in it kind of fits to your ear like that it was noise isolating and you know what it had
the boom booms which is more i need the more bass. I need the boom booms.
I need the boom booms whenever I'm listening to something,
when I'm working out or whatever.
I need to hear Jeezy and Ross going as hard as they possibly can
and the Raycon E25 earbuds do that just as well.
And they're half the price, by the way.
They got the boom booms, they fit perfectly,
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I thought it was at max ear volume level.
And I was like, okay, these are pretty loud.
I need a little louder.
I looked at my phone.
My phone was only at half.
I had to turn the phone up all the way.
And I heard the boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
I love the boom booms.
I need the boom booms.
You know what I mean?
Is that how you turn your volume up?
You do this on your phone and you swipe sideways?
No, no, no.
Well, on the side of the screen, you can see how high it goes, by the way.
You know that?
Okay.
Did you know that?
Yeah, of course.
You didn't know that?
I just used the side button to click up.
But you can click it one time and then you can actually use your finger, you see, to move.
Oh, I've never done that.
Oh, look at me.
Oh, well, well, well.
Look at that.
How about it?
That was my fucking thought.
What?
Is that a framed picture?
I still can't figure out what's the whole thing.
Someone came in and painted it on the wall.
Tell that dude to get on some squats.
Yeah, this guy's got dead legs, pal.
It looks like Foxy's legs.
I knew it was coming.
AJ Hawk's face, Boston Connors upper body, and Foxy's legs.
Not a bad little portrait.
Wait, is the centaur a Picasso?
No, I don't think so.
Is it?
Could it be?
Is it really?
No way.
I don't remember, actually.
It definitely is.
No.
You said it was a paper mache thing.
Does Picasso sign it?
The guy who did it, he signed it.
You'll see.
Norton's stroke game is that good.
If a guy's boss.
Okay, all right. all right now you've
just challenged Picasso he has a lot of Picasso has a lot of Michael Jordan in him I feel if
someone sends him a clip there's gonna be a painting and a DVD coming to the house soon
how about George Carl by the way uh just not saying hello to Jordan in his town in his restaurant
just walking by Ahmad Rashad or Ahmad Rashad said that MJ said,
oh, it's the NBA Finals and you think you're just not going to say hello to me?
It's on.
It's fucking on.
Jordan said, that's all I need.
Oh, cool.
It's all I need.
It's the NBA Finals, by the way.
That guy's outrageous.
Think about just accidentally hanging around him for a day.
Every single thing.
Every single thing would be an honor.
I used to be like that by
the way that's how i know that that is potential you know i kind of grew out of it i think it was
uh the marijuana smoke but every single thing could have been a competition at any moment any
anything could uh trash okay shoot five i'll shoot five loser has to uh uh fucking run around the
house or something like my brother's life had to be miserable there for a while. Everything was a competition.
I bet you Jordan is still like that to this day.
Oh, for sure.
Every single thing.
Who can talk about the most sensitive subjects
for the longest and not cry?
Break.
There was one time we got back to your house
and you wouldn't let us go inside
until one of us hit the telephone pole with a snowball.
Bingo.
Who hit it?
You did, of course.
Thank you. Thank you. Well, they probably weren't trying at the end of it, by the way.. Who hit it? You did, of course. Thank you.
Well, they probably weren't trying at the end of it, by the way.
They were probably just like, hurry the fuck up.
Hit the thing so we could get out. It was.
But I was... By the way,
I'm not going to say it. I'm one of the best
snowball throwers to ever exist.
I am one of the best.
Is that really what you
paused?
I just thought about that. The fact that we had to wait is not normal i get a snowball that son of a is gonna hit i'm like a
it's like we weren't supposed to be like a hot take show well that's not a hot take i'm just
stating a fact i am a snowball savage i mean it's like chris kyle with me and those snowballs we're
talking about sniper like what do you mean you put. You put some water over them so they're like an ice ball?
No, because in Pittsburgh, we had good snow all the time.
It was like moist.
We had a naturally wet snow.
Yeah, we had good snow.
And I realize that that's not normal everywhere, by the way.
Once you come out to Indiana, there's a little bit more of a dry snowball.
Fluff.
By the way, I have competed against people that put rocks inside snowballs.
I do not do that.
I don't need that okay what i'm hitting you with is a pure clean pittsburgh soot-filled snowball that is
going to be precision like throwing at your face that is what i'm coming for lake effects now yeah
yeah it's lake effects now lake erie by the way is the one we're coming from heard of it heard of it never it's the ian holmes yeah huron october
yep michigan erie superior anyways october yeah where's october it's right there in between the
h and the m oh yeah it's in canada oh you ever pee on a snowball and throw it at somebody
no because then you melt your snowball then he can't you definitely have major you that's throwing yellow snow at people no i i haven't yeah
okay you probably coat the outside with pee and try to hit the dude in the face probably rub their
face in it all right that's never i i am a good clean snowball thrower that's what i like to do
oh we heard yeah the best there is we heard I still believe that by the way I can't wait till Michael Jordan
Hears that
He's coming
Even this past snow season
I was out in the front yard
I was out in the front yard
Just wanted to see
If I still had it
Fucking sniper
Tree bing
Tree bing
Tree bing
Hey tell
Tell your girl
Next time that that happens
Next snowfall
I'm gonna have to
Reach out to her and be like,
hey, please set a GoPro up in the side yard
and watch Pat throw snowballs at trees by himself.
It's sad.
I'll get home, right?
Because at the house where we grew up at, my brother and I,
you get home and so you got to walk up steps.
And once you get to the top of steps, we had a bunch of bushes to our left.
And then there was a telephone pole like in between our house in the next house but
it was a little bit away I mean I Jay and I probably sat on those steps
throwing snow at that telephone pole I probably more than a hundred hours of
our life just doing that I would assume that's the case so now when I get home
for some reason I have like a bush there I'll just like just natural instincts I
just pick it up and I'll pick out a target.
And then obviously once you hit one, you're like, oh, I'm throwing pretty fucking good today.
Let's go for something else.
Bird house.
Bing.
Okay, let's go ahead and get another one.
But you know, you just start going.
It's like, still got it.
That's good to know.
If a big snowball ever fights out for the sake of humanity, I think I should be one of our representatives.
That is all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
Yeah, I concur.
I'll put you up there
well you gotta pack it too though if you don't pack most important part if you don't some people
get it's why you got to get some some liquid in there to make it pack better well see i don't i
didn't grow up any dry ass town i came from a town where the snow came ready to get thrown i didn't
out here every once in a while we'll get a good snow And I think that's when I really start getting wild
With the snowballs
But when that dry ass snow
Is out there
You just can't
They start breaking up
Whenever you have to
You have to have
Powder
I'm a little bit nervous
I can't wait to
I cannot wait to hear
Old Emmett
Is his name correct
Emmett
Go over the minutes
Of these last seven minutes
Earlier show
Forgot to have him
Do his minutes
A lot of people
Were saying rest in peace
To Emmett And shit like that Rest in peace It's kind of a shame it's kind of a shame he didn't
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in my ear before. You know what I mean?
Normally there's something that you can pull out.
You just put that son of a bitch in there and it's just like
for my ear it fit perfectly.
Yeah, for weird ears.
You're right. They should market for weird ears
because I think you and I both share that.
Nothing stays in there. Nothing stays in my damn ear.
Nothing. Can't do it. Won't do it.
That's why when I had a hole in my eardrum i couldn't even wear the things that would clog my ear because the
water would seep in and now all of a sudden i got green here or whatever for a week and a half
it's fucking bullshit are you done with the show for today or what i'm just uh yeah no i'm not
i'm sure we're we're we're wrapping up shortly, yeah, I'm just thinking, how old were you?
When?
When you had a hole in your eardrum.
Me and Chris Kyle.
This is another thing we got along.
So, you ever read Lentz or Sniper?
The reason I'm laughing about this is because I don't picture you as a kid having this.
I picture you as like a 28-year-old with a hole in your ear and you're freaking out when you can't go do gainers at a backyard pool party.
Yeah, you're picturing it accurate.
I was 21 whenever I busted my eardrum.
Spring break, tried to fight a wave, wave busted on my ear.
All of a sudden, we think it's clogged.
I go get that acid that's supposed to unclog your ear with water, burned a hole through the thing.
Even further, thought I lit my brain on fire.
Then we go back to the West Virginia and I say, hey, something's's up with my ear i think i got water in my ear or whatever they're
like oh yeah you got a hole in it or whatever and i was like oh great so i couldn't hear anything
it was like this for what a year at least and they couldn't do the surgery because you can't do
anything for four weeks zero physical activity for four weeks it's like well i don't ever have
that in my life so i just had to wait for my ear to cure itself didn't do it for like a decade and
then all of a sudden like uh i what is that six seven months ago i go to an ear doctor and he
gives me some drops he's like we think we're on the back end of it thinks it's curing itself so
for a long time i couldn't go underwater literally that's why whenever they said that i went swimming
in the canal i was like i would never in a million years do that because i got a hole in my eardrum i
wouldn't fucking go in water now did i fall in potentially but i'm not swimming anywhere because i literally can't swim anywhere because i had a
hole in my eardrum for a long time it's it is devastatingly painful it is so bad but it can
mess couldn't that mess up like your whole like your balance and everything kind of like vertigo
yeah so that year that football year i couldn't hear anything out of my right ear right so that
season it was just like i was listening in stereo, basically.
It was a fucking wild, wild time.
But that's what you get whenever you're drunk on a beach trying to fight a wave.
And it breaks.
Is it a different crime in Indianapolis if you fall into the canal instead of voluntarily jump in and swim?
These are all alleged.
Okay?
This was their story.
I was just walking down the street whenever i was placed
in handcuffs and also what are those called around your shackles around the feet that that i was just
walking down the street shirtless at 4 a.m whenever they caught me pal i don't know anything about
that alleged canal incident they're the ones that alluded to the fact that i potentially went
swimming that's why the story goes so big guy swimming in Canal drunk punter Colts bang TMZ
wasted with six A's and and it's all alive I think it's all a lie I did have a bruise right here
though I think I did fall in pretty hard but I just gotta be some kind of surveillance footage
around of this I could have been sweating though I'm a dancer I could have sweat pretty hard I
sweat I could have went into a Jacuzzi maybe maybe i went into a jacuzzi it was hot out nobody it was very cold actually it was like 29 degrees outside
so who knows who knows but i know i wouldn't go in there on purpose because the hole in my
damn eardrum is devastating even drunk blacked out me wouldn't do that should have brought a
doctor's note to court well it was just public intoxication the canal didn't matter that was
just for their you know that was how they sensationalized the story so everybody yellow journalism clicks you know i
mean get click click baby that's like billy tubes yeah the cops billy tubes click clack on the whole
thing you know click click clack click clack click clack shout out to e25 rake on earbuds though
honestly yes are we done with this show yeah i thought you wanted to do the minutes to wrap it
up oh fuck good call oh my god i almost completely forgot emmett ladies and gentlemen we have an
intern his name is emmett he has some fresh jays on had a great weekend and these are the minutes
from today's mcafee and hawk sports talk we started out talking about some UFC,
talked about some fucked up faces,
some Dave Cormier.
Yeah.
We talked about Greg.
Daniel.
That's it.
It's Daniel Cormier.
Dave Cormier.
What'd you get?
That's a new thing, by the way.
As soon as he makes a mistake, it's over.
That's tough.
Tough day.
Tough day.
He didn't even get a chance in the first show.
Sorry, Mitt.
And then what?
He didn't even get through this. in the first show sorry and then what he didn't
even get through this uncle dave cormier that was a tough one cut it um he just signed his contract
too just signed his contract jesus first of all congratulations congratulations. Steins' contract immediately gets worse.
What happens?
He got comfortable.
What happened there?
You don't know who Dave Cormier is?
No, I do not.
I'm just getting into some fighting.
Oh, you're starting to fight people?
No, just watching it.
I guess to Emmett's defense, we did refer to him as DC multiple times.
Yeah. That's tough. He could have put
DC in there. But never once has Dave.
DC would have been just taking
a shot on Dave.
Was Dave a guest?
Dave is probably a guest, yeah.
I don't know where I would have heard down.
I respect the
confidence to just throw Dave in there.
Yeah, I thought I was going to put DC
in there.
What's the most likely D name here?
It's got to be David.
It's got to be.
I'll tell you what, a lot of the comment sections,
rest in peace Emmett.
Oh, my God.
A lot of people saying Emmett's potential on some vitamins,
kid can't read.
Oh, Emmett.
All right, man.
Oh, no.
You know what?
Emmett's going to come back tomorrow stronger
Wednesday
It's like when Jordan got beat
What was the first game he got beat
And he came back and just annihilated her
Well that was because old BJ Dawkins
Or Hawkins
Or Armstrong was screaming in his face
He knew better than that is what MJ said
This is Emmitt's going to be
Our intern minutes
Michael Jordan A lot of people
in the comment section saying he can't do it a lot
of people in the comment section saying this kid
can't listen type and then read at the same
time Emmett's going to say on Wednesday
I'll show you motherfuckers
ain't that right Emmett yeah
is he skipping Tuesday or what
yeah what do you say you didn't have class anymore
no I have a two finals tomorrow
oh big study night.
What's the second one?
Wait, online finals?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's had one since Saturday.
Can you Google all the answers?
He's had one since Saturday.
He hasn't even opened it.
We asked him what one of the questions was.
He couldn't even think about telling us.
Right?
Did they keep you?
How did they not?
Can't you just cheat the whole time and get 100%?
The ones that you have no a time or no time period is like basically a paper.
And then the time period ones like –
Will you get one of those essay questions out here right now?
Can you do that?
Mitt, pull it up.
He hasn't looked at that test.
He's been running heavy machinery all week.
I am so –
He's got that big cat hat on.
Hey, three for three with hats on.
He's got good hats.
Hey, and good shoes, too.
Shoes as well.
And the t-shirt.
I mean, Emmitt's...
He's doing something right.
His fits have it well.
Emmitt slaughters the optics of intern, right?
Oh, yeah.
And his minutes haven't been that bad either, but we had to institute something.
It was like, all right, how do we get...
Because Emmitt's got a long list of minutes.
It's like, we have to have him compete for something it's like okay first mistake he's done
and this just so happened to be the first time we really did it it was in his first sentence i mean
that's tough we didn't even get to what 110 we didn't even get to 105 in the minutes it's all
right do you have the question uh yeah it's pretty long okay uh so select one of the following questions and write about it
on our last day together we tried to make maps of the semester's theories the goals
to be able to beginning in the fall of 2016 all depaul first year students were required to take
a course which has power privilege and diversity designated in order to fulfill requirements of graduation.
We discussed a number of theories.
Which do you address issues of PPD?
Write an essay that explains the PPD elements of several of these theories
with an eye towards persuading a committee.
Jesus Christ.
Next one.
The next one.
Now they're giving you no hope.
You got no shot.
What's the next one?
Define an organization that constitutes a culture.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
How do you know they are a culture?
What is the impact of communication on that culture?
What was the impact of communication on that culture? What was the impact of communication on its formation or its current practice?
That's the one.
Write about us.
Mitt, write about your experiences here for Christ's sake.
This is a culture.
It's a toxic culture.
How do you know this is a culture?
Millions and millions.
Finish each other's sentences sentences there's catchphrases
the culture is one where you have to show up and work and if you're wrong you get punished
there's accountability there's a lot of things here we go let's get an a in the culture of pmi
taking out perps and greens yep they kill aliens shot gang uh they got friends in aj hawk who reads
a lot of books You should talk about that
There's a guest that comes in
Uncle AJ
Who comes in with
Thousands of books read
You also have a picture of him
Taking a shit
Right over the shoulder
Of one of the culture
I think that one's an easy one
Oh yeah
Oh my god
Is that scored out of 10
Or what is it?
We will see
I think that's about
30% of
30 points out of 100
Hey Emmett what defines culture?
Oh, Jesus.
Culture could be defined as...
Wait, you're nailing it here.
Delaying?
This is good.
This is a good way to communicate.
By what goes on at a place that...
Nailed it.
Happens. What is culture? That is the question. That is a good question. What goes on at a place that happens?
What is culture?
That is the question.
That is a good question.
I think that would be great.
You should pose that question back to the teacher.
What is culture?
You tell me, teacher.
What culture are you referring to?
Oh, my God.
Emmett, you got no shot, bub.
Is there another question?
If that takes up 30%, what's the other one?
What's the other 70%?
They were the two that you just told me to skip over.
You're fucked, dude.
Good luck.
You have to do this by tomorrow.
Pulling hard for this, kid.
Pulling hard for this, kid.
There's no wrong answer to that question.
You can make it whatever you want.
Oh, my God.
All right. Good one is for Thursday. You can make it whatever you want. Oh, God. All right.
Good luck, Emmett.
I hope you got to write all these by tomorrow.
Yeah.
Well, those two or that test is due Thursday.
I have an accounting test tomorrow, and then my Greek and Latin words class is also tomorrow.
Oh, I want to see that test. The Greek and Latin words class. Oh, I want to see that test.
The Greek and Latin one?
I want to see him read that and go through some of the answers.
This kid's got no hope.
I mean, what are you going to...
You got Madden at least, what, this afternoon?
When are you going to fit in time to do all these finals?
I don't know.
We got Madden League at 8 p.m.
That's part of the toxic culture you can write about.
Whoa.
Hey.
Hey.
Whoa.
Hey, Jay.
Jesus.
I didn't bring it up.
Was it Moroto, I think, said toxic culture?
Yeah, it was Moroto.
I didn't say toxic.
I would never use that.
It's unbelievable.
Come on.
Son of a bitch.
It's all fun and games, so get the toxic around here.
Is this show over?
Emmett, it's been a fun run to you in college, huh?
Yeah, we got another year.
Do we?
Yeah, we will see.
Keep saying that.
Keep saying it, pal.
Maybe it'll come true.
Might be taking the same one over again next year.
I would like everybody in the comments section to drop an F for good luck for our guy Emmett going through.
To represent his grade.
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We're being joined now by a man who's once a general manager in the NFL,
friend of the show, has done all things.
Now he works for VEASAN.
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Every time he talks, I learn something.
Ladies and gentlemen, Paisan Michael Lombardi.
Thank you, Pat.
That's awful.
Nice to see you on a Monday.
I appreciate you.
Happy Monday.
Have you been watching The Last Dance?
Last night was awesome watching him just bury and ridicule his teammates saying,
hey, you get to my level or you get the hell out of here.
Yeah.
You know, I haven't seen last night's.
I watched Billions instead.
I'll come back on it
tomorrow i tape it so i can go through the commercials but i'll get to it i i mean i
loved it i think it's great i think the most ridiculous thing i've seen in the whole time
is jerry kraus celebrating on the team plane after they beat detroit he was dancing yeah
i love scotty pipp. Go sit down, Jerry.
I mean, like, seriously.
You know, the one thing I learned being a GM in the NFL,
I would never go in the locker room or near the play.
Like, that was their sanctuary.
Smart.
You know, you can't go in there,
especially for the guy that controls their money, right?
You know, because they're not going to like you no matter what happens, right?
So, to me, he looked like a huge fat fan doing that.
Oh, BFS.
We call those big fat stooges around here.
But, yeah, you're 100% right.
Kraus has been the BFS of that entire thing.
But watching the insides of them be competitive, ultra, I mean, it's,
by the way, I'm picking up holding cigars now because I feel like it makes me
a little bit more like Jordan.
I'm getting right to the top.
Let's talk about football, a thing that you know very well,
including contracts, controlling money, which you just referenced. Stephen Jones this weekend
on Pro Football Talk PM made a quote basically about the analytics and the data that says
if a quarterback takes up too big of a salary cap percentage, that decreases your chances to win,
which I've been on this kick for a long time whenever you saw Russell Wilson have success with the Legion of Boom they he was on a rookie
contract they were able to build up around him have a lot of success the Rams whenever Jared
Goff was on his rookie contract they were to build up around him have a lot of success the Colts
whenever we had luck could have built up around him had a lot of success I thought that the model
was going to be young quarterback build build the team up around them,
then whenever it's time for him to get re-upped or made man,
can he win the games all by himself?
If he can, let's pay him.
If he can't, let's go with the younger model.
Do you think Steven Jones is buying into that?
And is that potentially what the future of the NFL is going to look like?
You know, I think Steven can get himself out of most problems with his cash flow.
So I think they're a unique situation.
But I think where they gain a huge advantage is they draft really well.
I mean, they have a really good player personnel department.
I think the examples, look, everybody talks about Russell Wilson on a light contract.
But that draft that John Snyder had the first time he was in Seattle gets Cam Chancellor in the fifth round.
All of a sudden, he gets Cam Chancellor in the fifth round, gets all of a sudden, he gets, you
know, Richard Sherman in the fifth. He gets a bunch of really good players in one single draft.
And I think that's what you have to have. You've got to be able to draft really well. And even if
you have to pay your quarterback, you still, you have to draft well. It isn't about just, it's easy.
Okay, we've got a cheap quarterback. We're going to make our run no you got to be able to draft really you have to have a marquee draft you got to have a draft that separates you the
Patriots Hernandez Bronk you know you got to have one of those things and then you can get to the
next level assuming you have the quarterback and the Cowboys draft really well the Cowboys are
they were 31st in the National Football League last year in close games. Those are games decided by seven points or less.
They couldn't win those games.
They had the worst special teams in all of football.
Everybody gives Dak so much crap.
But if they fix those two areas, they'll be much better.
The other thing they did that I thought was really smart,
signing Andy Dalton and all this nonsense from Dez Bryant
and everybody saying that's a slap at Dak.
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my entire life, okay?
Donovan McNabb saying it's disrespectful.
No, they just went into Philly last year.
If you remember, Dak had a bad shoulder.
And he got injected before the game.
He got injected at halftime.
They lost the game, right?
Right?
They lost that game because they weren't going
to put Cooper Rush in the game. They couldn't do that. That was a guaranteed loss. Had they had an
Andy Dalton, maybe they would have played Andy Dalton that week and tried to beat the Eagles
with their backup quarterback. This was not a slap at Dak Prescott. They're going to pay Dak
Prescott ridiculous money. They're going to pay him ridiculous money. It was that signing of Dalton was to protect themselves as a Super Bowl contending team
to have have an ability if they lose Dak for a game or two, they can play.
I think having a quality backup is something that you I don't want to say a necessity in
the NFL, but it gives you a lot more, you know, ease to sleep at night knowing that
if your guy that you're banking on goes down for a couple weeks look matt moore i don't want to say the guy is a stud quarterback
but last year whenever patrick mahomes goes down matt moore comes in a veteran quarterback
was able to get them some wins same thing with teddy bridgewater for the saints it feels like
these teams that have a pretty solid backup quarterback especially even get them at a good
rate three million dollars for andy don't i feel like it's a good rate it can go up to seven i don't think that changes anything with dak but
i do believe them talking like that stephen jones saying that type of stuff is that them setting up
leverage here in their negotiation with dak even more or why is he even saying that you think well
i i think what he's trying to do when this comes out that they're going to make dak the highest
paid player in football he's trying to protect himself against himself against the now they've ruined their chances of winning
because they gave all this money to Dak.
Okay.
I think that's what he set himself up.
The problem between Dak and the Cowboys is not over money.
It's over length.
Dak wants four years.
He wants another taste of the apple.
The Cowboys want five.
Eventually, Jerry will get it done because Jerry, as I've said before, could talk a cat
off the top of a fish truck.
So eventually, he's going to get it done because Jerry, as I've said before, could talk a cat off the top of a fish truck. So eventually he's going to get it done.
The reality here is I think that every move they've made is to protect themselves
because they've got a really good football team.
And when you look at the Eagles' schedule compared to the Cowboys' schedule,
that Eagles' schedule has a cluster of games that are really hard,
October and December,
clusters where you're playing three or four teams in a row that are hard to play.
The Cowboys don't quite have that as much.
So, you know, for the betting public that listens to this show,
I love the Cowboys on the over.
I love the Eagles on the under.
Okay, so let's – thank you for that, Fando.
I'll be able to hammer that right after this show.
I lost a lot of money this week on the UFC.
Bet all the underdogs, only a couple showed up for me.
But let's go back to what you were talking about, the draft,
because you said a name there that made my eyes light up, obviously.
Aaron Hernandez.
Could you fathom if that man could have figured out a way not to kill people,
how good the Patriots would have been with him and Gronk?
He was better than Gronk, right?
I mean, isn't that kind of the sentiment?
Pat, in all my years in scouting, I think when I would watch Hernandez play,
his lateral quickness in and out of his cuts was rare.
Now, I'm not talking about great.
I'm talking about rare.
I mean, when he put his foot in the ground and separated from the defender,
it was a burst unlike anything.
It was a Barry Sanders' burst.
And, I mean, that's a high – this kid – now, he wasn't –
for the tough guy that he pretended he was in court,
he wasn't really a tough – he wasn't really going to block.
He would tie, but his hands were elite.
His quickness was elite.
Now, he didn't run a great 40 time, but it didn't matter because he
could separate from everybody. I agree. See, what they could do with Hernandez and Gronk is they
could line up in 12, one back, two tight ends, and be in any formation they wanted to be. They
could take Gronk and Hernandez and spread them out. Now they're in 10. They could keep Gronk in
the game, spread Hernandez out. Now they're in 11. And as a defensive coordinator, you had to
make adjustments, but you had to substitute. They didn't. And that's the key to football.
It's the same thing with the Bulls. One of the things when you watch this last dance,
the Bulls didn't really have to substitute to create matchup problems for their opponent.
They could just shift players from three to four. Pippen, you go one. Jordan, you play three.
And all of a sudden now, the opponent had to change what he was doing.
That's the essence of greatness right there.
Well, and they say that's why Taysom Hill is such a weapon too
because the defense doesn't know exactly where the hell he's going to line up,
so they have no idea if it's 12 or if he's playing quarterback.
They have no idea, which is the deception of the whole thing.
Can I get back to Aaronandez for just another second though because i do have did you guys now that i've just
learned that you were part of the scouting of him was there any heads up that he's potentially a
stone cold serial killer no the knock on hernandez coming out at florida if you talk to the people
down there and again i'm not blaming anybody i wasn't working for the patriots at the time
i was i was working in in uh in in for the raiders the word the word all the time but i had a lot of
conversations with bill about him the reality of hernandez was it was all about marijuana
it was all about he's like to smoke dope that was that was the narrative coming out of gainesville
you know and and it wasn't that he grew up on the mean streets of
Brockport, Connecticut, you know. I mean, it was like you could see the neighborhood he grew up in
in the documentary. It wasn't like he was in a, you know, in the inner city of Harlem or someplace
that's really rugged like Bridgewater, Connecticut. So no, it was more about uh marijuana when he got to new england and talking
to the people that were with him in new england he was a loner he was very aloof he wasn't a good
teammate he did everything he had to do but he never socialized with other people it's interesting
because usually weed would you know make you not kill people yeah you would eat more pizza and gain
weight right whoa whoa whoa let's stereotype, my favorite vitamin here.
It also may make you work hard, look deeper into things,
maybe become a better writer, maybe a musician, things of that.
It's legal.
We can talk about it any way we want.
Bingo.
Not in Indiana, but hey, we'll keep it moving here.
For you, the big storyline after the draft going into the season is what?
What do you think the big storyline is right now? Do you think it's how does bill belichick do without tom because if you listen
the way tom or bill talked to rich eisen on schedule release night he's like i don't see
what the big deal is we just play to our players strengths and keep it moving do you think it's
tom at tampa bay do you think it's maybe uh will the la rams uh stadium get built in time like what
do you think is the big storyline right now coming into the season?
Well, I mean, obviously, it's where are we going to play games?
How are we going to play games?
I mean, you know, you could just look at Tesla today.
Tesla can't get their plant open in Fremont, California.
And Elon Musk is talking about moving, right?
And so are we actually, is the state of California
going to allow three stadiums to open up?
Where could those teams, if they want to play,
where are they going to play?
Where are they going to live?
What are they going to do? To me, that's the story. The virus is the story.
I think internally, when you look at these teams, I think there's a, you know, where does Cam Newton go up?
I wrote about this for The Athletic. I mean, look, if Cam Newton were on the Bears, I would bet the Bears on the over of eight.
Right. But but I don't like the Bears where they are right now. You know, and if Cam Newton went to Pittsburgh, I don't know what kind of shape Ben Roethlisberger's in right now.
I mean, Jay Glazer talked about him not being in great shape.
So I think that where does Cam go is an interesting conversation
because he's better than most of the quarterbacks who they think they are.
Is it because of the personality that he has?
People are worried bringing that into the locker room.
Like, hey, if you're going to be our backup quarterback,
he can't be a distraction, much like the Tim Tebow conversation was much like the colin cappernick
conversation was now is cam newton falling into that where hey if you're gonna be a backup
quarterback you can't be a distraction but i don't think he's a backup quarterback the guy
looks better than he's ever looked he's not a backup quarterback he's a starter the problem
is if you bring him in let's say you bring him into chicago every player in the bears locker
room is going to gravitate to him then trububisky, the legend of MVP Mitch, dies.
He's got no chance to beat him out.
If you bring him into Jacksonville, right, if you bring him into Jacksonville,
Jacksonville is like, look, we want to lose.
We want to tank.
We'll sign Mike Lennon, right?
I mean, if there ever was an indication a team's trying to tank,
like if there was like a profile that you would put if you follow these eight steps you can tank the jacksonville jaguars have followed all
eight steps i mean david caldwell the general manager he's harry houdini i mean i'm just going
to change his name to harry houdini because he's a magician he's had more bad drafts than anybody
and he still has his job and so they're tank, so they don't want Cam because if they brought Cam in, they might actually win.
Whereas like Denver,
I get Denver. If Denver
brought him in,
then Drew Locke wouldn't really be the starter.
I get that. I mean, the way
Locke played the last half of the season,
seven touchdown passes, they're 5-1.
He deserves
to kind of have a little place.
Like the Raiders. I think the Raiders would be interested,
but not until after September gets started.
So I think the guy's a starting quarterback.
I think Pittsburgh would be the ideal place for him
because Mike Tomlin could handle him, A.
And B, it might actually get Big Ben's fat ass in shape
knowing he's got cancer right now.
Jeez, just because Jay Glazer takes a shot at Ben Roethlisberger
doesn't hurt him.
Have you seen his pictures?
Yeah, he looks better than he's ever looked in the body.
His face looks disgusting.
I mean, it looks despicable.
His face looks bad, too.
It looks like I've ate 75 cheeseburgers today.
It's quarantine.
It's quarantine.
Glazer, walk those comments back, too.
Hey, Glazer said that Roethlisberger reached out to him
and said, hey, don't you ever put my bat on the internet like that.
But this is allegedly the first offseason that Roethlisberger has worked out in his
entire career.
Now, granted, it might be because he's being forced to because of rehab.
But I think Roethlisberger is going to be good.
But Roethlisberger always gets injured at some point because of the way he plays.
If you don't have a backup that's ready to go, now, granted, geez, that's not a good
look for him.
But if you don't have a backup that's ready to play, you automatically automatically have what happened last year which was helmet easy lombardi all right what
happens like last year you could easy you get a quarterback that got his helmet ripped off then
hitting the head with it i mean i just feel like cam newton to the steelers is a good spot but from
what i've been hearing and what we have been told is they want rothlisberger to feel very comfortable
going into the season letting it's it's 100 his team there's no other distractions and stuff like that
we'll be intrigued to see what happens with Kim uh Mr. Lombardi is the are the Bills one of those
teams where he if he goes there he is the better quarterback but they just don't want to do that
because Josh Allen's young yeah I think so I mean look at everything about I mean Josh Allen's
career is on the line I mean if the Bills don't win this year, it's going to be because of Josh Allen.
They've got a good team.
They're good on defense.
They're good in the kicking game.
They've got a really good football team.
They've improved.
And if Josh Allen – now, they go to the – they had the 24th easiest schedule last year.
So, you know, they're going to upgrade their level of play.
That's going to be challenging.
And if this kid doesn't make deep throws – you throws, I've said this before on your show,
he's 7 for 51 on throws over 30 yards.
He's 21 for 76 on throws between 20 and 30.
The guy can't hit anybody down the field.
What am I?
Again, he's like MVP Mitch.
If he went to the county fair, he ain't winning any stuffed animals.
That's the problem.
If Josh Allen doesn't do that, you know that's the problem and if josh allen doesn't do
that i think that's the bills the bills are going to regret passing lamar jackson for josh allen
lombardi it has been said by basically every quarterback that has been worth a damn in this
league that accuracy is the number one trait that you need for a quarterback yes it'd be great if
he's tall and can throw the ball forever and he's athletic but accuracy accuracy is the number one trait for sustained success in the NFL as a quarterback.
Is that something you can learn and work on?
Or is it just like you either got it or you don't?
I mean, it's like playing darts.
Like, you can't get better at playing darts, right?
You either have eye-hand coordination to hit the target or you don't.
And I mean, you know, you can practice shooting free throws and all that stuff.
But it's required.
I mean, that was my biggest problem with Josh Allen coming out in the draft.
See, when you watch Lamar Jackson play, yeah, he wasn't perfectly accurate,
but on deep throws he was really good.
If you watch Louisville play the year he won the Heisman,
he was very good on deep balls down the field.
So what you're saying about that is you're saying, okay, here you go.
We're going to hit a couple home runs with this guy.
I mean, think about the play when you were in Indianapolis,
when you're playing Baltimore on the road in that playoff game.
It's third and eight, and Peyton hits that throw to Clark, to Dallas Clark.
Dallas, yeah.
And the window was a pee hole.
It was that small, right?
And he got the ball right there.
First down, we win the game.
He doesn't make a good throw there. You might win that game that's accuracy that you got to have
that that's what that's why i don't think josh allen or mvp mitch are ever going to be good
players because they don't have that trait they don't have that ability okay last question before
you let you go i appreciate every time you come on here i feel like i get smarter in the football
world let's talk about bill belichick in that interview he had with rich eisen schedule release night rich eisen and bill belichick are an emmy
nominated duo okay those two are an emmy nominated duo i think bill has opened up more to him than
anybody else in the history of the thing so whenever rich asked him about jared stidham
being the quarterback going forward and bill obviously dances around and he says well he
likes all four quarterbacks in there,
including Lamar. And I believe a guy named Pat is in there. Jamar Smith and Brian Lewershi.
Jamar. Yeah, there we go. His name wasn't Pat, but all four quarterbacks in there.
And then he was, he even said, you never know what's going to happen down the road. Is there,
what does that mean from, is he going to sign another quarterback? Does he legitimately not
know who's going to be a starting quarterback or is he just not saying anything so that nobody knows anything i think i think that's right i don't think he's going to
say anything i think he's going to try to give jarrett sit him every opportunity but i think
once this once this pandemic we can actually start to travel i do think they will have an
interest in cam newton they should right they should have an interest in cam newton because
one of belichick's greatest strengths are I'm going to buy low, sell high.
Right. I'm going to buy low, sell high. Cam Newton is the ultimate Warren Buffett investment.
Buy him right now. He's at a very low value. You know, he's got MVP qualities within him.
So but the problem with the Patriots are what no one seems to really want to talk about is they've got over 25 million of dead cap money because of Antonio Brown,
because of Tom Brady, because of Steven Guskowski. They've got a lot of dead money,
so they're really tight on the cap. And until they do Joe Tooney's contract or redo it,
they're really going to have a problem signing anybody.
You're the first person, by the way, who has any ties to the Patriots saying that there's a chance
they look into Cam Newton. I wrote about it on Friday in the athletic column. I think there's a chance.
No, you've got to write about that on Monday.
Hey, Friday, nobody reads a damn thing.
Friday, you've got to write about that on Monday, Mike,
so we can talk about it all week.
I apologize.
I'll get better.
I'll try to get better.
I apologize.
Would they be better?
Cam Newton goes to the Patriots.
Are they a force?
If they figure out the contract, figure out the money somehow.
I don't know how they would.
He's healthy.
Yes.
And he's healthy.
They'll do exactly what Cam does really well.
Look, this is a guy who's averaged 100 rushes in two of every –
other than just two seasons.
One, he was hurt, I think, three years ago.
I mean, he throws it down the field.
He can run for first downs.
He can make big plays. He's tough to defend.
You know, people say, well, he won't fit with
the Patriots way. I think he will.
I mean, I think the guy's a really good player.
People say, well, he's not a starter. Are you
kidding me? I mean, he's not a starter
and everybody thinks Andy Dalton is.
Whoa! I'm against Andy Dalton.
Ladies and
gentlemen, he has three Super Bowl rings, a wealth of knowledge.
You can read him at The Athletic.
You can listen to him at the GM Shuffle and the Lombardi Line on VSIN Radio.
Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Lombardi.
Thank you, guys.
I appreciate you.
You're the best.
Hey, let's not put your best article out on Friday on the Internet.
I mean, that's when they posted.
I submitted it on Thursday. Look, I don't know. I mean, that's when they post it. I submitted it on Thursday.
Look, I don't know. I mean, you know, what do I do?
I just, I write it and I give it to them.
Whatever they do with it, they do with it.
That was the most Italian thing. It's nothing I can
control. That was the most Italian thing I've ever
heard.
Paisan.
Paisan, Michael DeBuyne.
Good morning!
Alright. Thanks for listening, guys. Good morning. Woo! All right.
Thanks for listening.
Thanks to the guests.
And thank you.
We're getting through this damn thing together.
I do feel as if the sun is at the end of the tunnel there.
You get it.
Light.
If there's no sun, there's no light.
I was right.
Bingo.
Nailed it.
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