The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 358 - Back From Vacation, Kenny Moore II, Vita Vea, Max Homa, & AJ Hawk
Episode Date: February 22, 2021On today's show, Pat and the boys are back after taking Friday off as Pat was soaking up the rays in a warmer climate. They continue to chat about Carson Wentz officially becoming an Indianapolis Colt..., Colts WR Michael Pittman not wanting to give up his number for Carson, Deshaun Watson potentially going to Carolina, and everything else going on in the sports world. Pat and the boys are also joined by three great guests. First, Colts CB, one of the best young defensive players in the league, Kenny Moore II joins Pat and the boys in studio to chat about his season, Carson Wentz becoming a Colt, what he's got planned for the offseason, what he needs to get better at, and much more (25:55-48:05). Next, Super Bowl Champion, #12 overall pick of the 2018 NFL Draft, Buccaneers NT, Vita Vea joins Pat and the boys chat about being a monster, his relationship with Suh, if he's always been that big, the Super Bowl hangover, what he's got planned for the offseason, his workout regimen, and more (49:53-1:11:52). Lastly, joining Pat and AJ Hawk fresh off a Genesis Invitational Championship is PGA Golfer Max Homa to chat about roasting people's swings, anxiety on the golf course, what kind of pros he hates playing with, his relationship with Tiger, and more (1:13:18-1:31:21). Make sure you subscribe to youtube.com/thepatmcafeeshow and listen every day on Mad Dog Radio, Sirius XM Channel 82. We appreciate you all for listening, come and laugh with us, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello, it is Monday, February 22nd, 2021.
I hope you had an incredible weekend.
Got a pretty good show for you today.
Hey, pretty good show for you today.
Ty is out, but the boys and I have some convos for you.
If you enjoy the show by the end of it,
please be a friend, tell a friend.
If not, just act like it never happened.
You know, just kind of like two ships passing in the night.
We accidentally maybe rippled each
other's waves a little bit but just we go on our our separate waves because if you didn't like the
show we probably didn't like you either so let's just keep it moving but if you did like this show
be a friend tell a friend let's get to it shall we we are back i am back took friday off shout
out to linda cone and jeff Jeff Schwartz. Hell of a job.
CSXM, Channel 82, Mad Dog Sports Radio.
And on Thursday, big shout out to AJ Hawk coming into the studio,
hosting alongside the boys while called in from a beach,
which was in Marco Island, by the way.
I was down there in Marco Island, founded by, I do believe,
the Italians fresh off of Naples.
Marco Island, good time, good beach.
It was the deepest beach I've ever seen in my entire life.
300 yards of beach, you know what I mean?
From like hotel to water or whatever.
A lot of social distancing, a lot of families, a lot of kids, a lot of Dan Orlovsky.
Yeah, Dan Orlovsky was at the same fucking place I was.
And it hit the Orlovsky army, right?
Him and his wife and their amazing people.
They're like 10 deep and every time they roll through the beach,
they're just taking over everything.
It was awesome.
I'm very thankful for everybody that we saw down there.
My wife set up that entire trip.
It was nice to go see the sun a little bit.
Landed back in this beautiful state about an hour ago.
Big shout-out to AJ, though, for what you did Thursday.
I can't wait to talk to him in the 2 o'clock hour.
He fucked up all my shit here at my desk.
I mean, absolute scumbag houseguest.
He's an animal.
Absolute animal.
Just a scum.
Dump shit all over.
They're sticky?
There's just shit all over my thing, whatever he dumped.
I thought that was water, by the way.
It was not water.
I'm learning just by looking at this.
I've seen the video online.
Then he took my headphones, threw them over here with the neck thing,
so I couldn't find those for a while.
Eliminated all the batteries from the thing. Took the battery out of my whole thing
there. Moved my shit here. Had the Sharon
back over here. Broke this thing.
I mean, there is a lot that has happened,
but guess what? It's not yours, AJ, so who gives
a fuck? You know what I mean? Just do whatever you got.
By the way, I was getting a lot of tweets, by the way, from a lot of people
that said this show was better whenever I wasn't even on it.
I respect it. I won't let you know. This table
wasn't, though. This desk has been ruined.
As soon as I leave, we got shit everywhere.
We'll talk to A.J. Hawk about that in the third hour.
I literally just came in here moments before I should have known
that all hell was going to break loose.
It is a beautiful Monday, though.
We got Kenny Moore of the Indianapolis Colts,
a couple times snubbed from the Pro Bowl, joining us.
He was the man who screenshotted the conversation he had with Carson Wentz immediately upon
Carson Wentz learning that he was coming to the Indianapolis Colts, which was moments
before our show on live on Thursday and moments before an umbrella from the beach almost took
off my fucking head while it was sprinting down.
Yeah, a lot happened on Thursday.
It's great to be here on Monday, though.
Still got to talk about the Carson Wentz stuff.
Can't wait to chat with Kenny Moore.
He'll be in stew. By the way, he'll be right down there. Let's go to be here on Monday, though. Still got to talk about the Carson Wentz stuff. Can't wait to chat with Kenny Moore. He'll be in stew.
By the way, he'll be right down there.
Vitavea will be joining us
in the second hour. Congrats, Super Bowl champ.
A lot of his
teammates said, hey, we're not talking about
the best D lineman we got. We're talking about
best football player we have, Vitavea. Whenever he came
back healthy for that Super Bowl,
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers people that are around
that team said, hey, when Vita Vea gets back
in there, look out.
That's a fucking problem.
Now, he has a full name.
Apparently, Vita Vea is not his entire name.
And I have not seen his full name, although I do love the Hawaiian Islands.
And I have Usos as friends in a lot of places.
We did not attempt to do Vita's full name.
But Zito, if you could,
do we have a picture of the spelling?
I have the lower third.
Can you put it up there, please?
This is Vida Vella's full name.
We'll talk to him in about an hour from now.
We'll try to announce him in this particular fashion.
Tavita Tuliaki Ono Tuipulato
Moses Vahe Fehoko Feletal Vella.
Nailed it. So Vida Vella from Tavita Tuipuloto, Moses, Vahe, Fejoco, Feletal, Vea. There we go.
So, Vida Vea from Tavita and Vea there at the end will be joining us.
Cannot wait to chat with him.
He's a game player now.
That Tempe Buccaneers defense, Ndamukong Suh said he's not retiring.
He said he wants to maybe run it back.
Him and Ndamukong Suh in the middle of that D-line with Pierre Paul,
maybe a J.J. Watt or a Von Miller maybe out there.
Look for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to reload that entire thing.
Speaking of reloading, got some boys still on their trips
and some boys shuffled around the room.
At Bubba Gumpino, our Canadian friend,
is sitting in for the COVID cowboy who had flight problems back home.
He'll be back with us tomorrow.
COVID cowboy, Gumpy, how you doing, pal?
Great weekend.
Happy to see Carson landed safe and sound in our city, Pat.
I do like the fact that Irsay did not send his jet to go pick him up.
All right?
We traded a what?
A third rounder?
No, not sending a big plane then.
We'll get the other one.
But now the conversation revolves around Carson Wentz.
Is he going to be able to be the quarterback that he was for Frank Reich a couple years ago?
to be the quarterback that he was for Frank Reich a couple years ago.
And the interesting thing about that is there's a real football nerd that lurks on the internet.
Oh, yeah.
His name's Warren Sharpe, all right?
He's come on this particular show, and that sumbitch,
whenever you need a stat, he's going to go find it.
He's going to go get it.
He has it set up in his basement with dry erase boards
that have algorithms and everything for stats.
The stat that he put out about Carson Wentz is a bit alarming and I did not need to see this this morning as I was hopping on a plane to fly back to Indianapolis Warren Sharp at Sharp Football
incredibly intelligent guy does all of his due diligence he kind of has his own niche of things
that he does in the football world we appreciate it Wentz with Frank Reich from the ages 24 and 25,
when Frank Reich was back in Philly,
he averaged 6.8 yards per attempt, 244 yards a game,
61.5% completion, 88.8% rating,
49 to 21 touchdowns, interceptions.
And then whenever you look at Wentz, like after Reich left,
when he was 26, 27, 28, his bad years,
all of his stats get better, basically.
Uh-oh.
Everything gets better when Frank left town for Carson.
It's not good.
What are we doing?
You know, I was all on board.
You know, Frank, he baptized DeForest Buckner.
Oh, yeah?
He baptized Carson Wentz.
Frank has this relationship with his players that only his players can understand.
They love him.
This Colts locker room loves Frank Reich.
Hey, we'll run through a wall for Frank Reich.
People are saying if Carson Wentz gets back into the church of Frank Reich,
guess what?
We're going to see good Carson Wentz.
It's like, well, stats actually say that whenever the church left,
Carson got better somehow with the stats.
The team just crumbled, which is that.
Does that mean what Warren Sharp is saying?
If you got a good team, you got a good Carson Wentz.
Carson Wentz has been playing with a dog shit football team over there in Philadelphia.
What do you expect from the guy?
He loses his, you know, chaplain.
All of a sudden, Frank Wright's on.
We see what chaplains have been able to do in the NFL.
He loses his chaplain, Frank Wright, quarterback, coach, offense coordinator, and then the team gets bad.
He put all of Philadelphia on his back is what people are saying.
Now you get him back into the church of Frank with maybe a good team around him.
Still got a final left tackle.
Allegedly we are in talks.
The Colts are in talks for Lando Brown, I believe,
or another tackle that's potentially on trading block.
I got faith in Chris Ballard building that.
But maybe Carson Wentz will be able to come back and be happy
because allegedly reports are coming out from teammates and stuff.
Him and Dougie P. hated each other.
Yeah.
Weeks without talking.
I don't like you.
I don't like you.
You don't like me.
Did not talk.
And then when they're on national TV, there's a little side eye that's caught,
a little mask down, stares.
They're not even saying anything.
They're just looking at each other.
Doug's got that flow with that fucking visor,
and he's like, you fucking broken loser.
Get out.
And then he's like, I'm going with Nate Sudfeld, actually.
You get the hell out of here.
Wild time to be alive.
Wild time to be a Colts fan.
Carson Wentz, hopefully he'll be good.
And then we got to talk about the number issue.
We will do that after we talk to that Boston Connor.
The Boston Bruins, by the way.
Oh, man.
Might be the best Lake Tahoe hockey
team I've ever seen in my entire life.
Watch that game last night, strictly because
there really wasn't much on or whatever.
The Flyers fucking
stink again. It is awesome. They beat us
opening night, the Pittsburgh Penguins. Flyers
stink. Posta seems to be maybe
the coolest guy on earth. They all show up
as if they're skiing in the 80s to that
fucking thing. Now, the Lake Tahoe golf was not a success story that the NHL will write in its history books.
Games were delayed seven, eight hours into midnight because guess what?
The sun don't quit whenever Lake Tahoe is trying to have hockey outside.
Melted the ice.
It was a nightmare.
It was a problem.
They get the games in.
The views were unbelievable.
You had people on canoes out there, which probably not cold enough then, huh?
Not at all.
We got people canoeing by.
Not even a little.
Probably not cold enough if we had to think about it.
But it was a nice little spectacle.
The Boston Bruins, though, seem to be the team right now.
They put on a show last night.
Pasta is awesome to watch.
I mean, I said it on That's Hockey Talk, the hockey podcast hosted by Nick Marotta
that came out of this office.
Pasta's going to win the Rocky Ricard Trophy this year.
I mean, there's no chance.
What's the matter with you?
What do you mean?
Have some respect for Maurice Richard.
What I'm saying is that we don't have time for this, okay?
Oh, that's right.
I just wanted you to talk about the Boston Bruins, which people potentially care about.
That fucking trophy, nobody cares about right there.
Sidney Crosby's going to get in your car.
Nobody cares about that guy or anything.
Okay, we just need you to talk about the Bruins being a good hockey team.
Then we're going to move to Zito getting a chance to sit at the toxic table there.
Boston Bruins might win the goddamn Stanley Cup.
I mean, I think they're going to win the Stanley Cup.
I don't think it's a might anymore.
And did you see the style they rolled in with?
I mean, they looked incredible.
They are awesome.
Yeah.
I guarantee you I wish I was a fan.
Well, no, no.
You can still hop on.
There's plenty of time left.
The Penguins might not make the playoffs.
Hit your wagon to it.
Shut your mouth.
Don't be trying to take the hockey aficionado out of hockey town up there to bean town.
When I saw them boys walking up the driveway, getting ready for their game at Lake Tahoe
with the fucking snowboarding goggles on,
the tight ski suits, the jeans.
They had the goddamn fanny pack.
A couple of mighty duck jerseys in there.
And then they go and win by six or whatever.
7-3.
I love that team.
But they're going to lose their pennies.
Abbie Velozito, how you doing, pal?
You move over to the toxic table.
It's great to see you.
Ty, T's and P's, everything going on.
He's going on a nice trip.
And his butthole has had some little things going on.
Zito, Chicago Bears still don't have a quarterback, huh?
We do not have a quarterback,
but I've been hearing some stories that Sean Watts is coming.
Whoa.
I'm making this up right now because I'm really toxic.
I'm trying to get that toxic feeling.
I try to stir it up a bit, but Jimmy Garoppolo is coming home.
The Bears have fallen out of the conversation piece
for who's going to land with a big-time quarterback.
Deshaun Watson allegedly going to go to the Carolina Panthers.
Carolina Panthers, David Tepper, Tapper.
The owner, Tapper, Tepper, Tepper.
David Tepper, owner of the Panthers,
formerly of Pittsburgh Steelers, minority ownership. He is now full-time owner of the Panthers, formerly of Pittsburgh Steelers minority ownership.
He is now full-time owner of the Carolina Panthers.
Gets out, you know, says,
Ron Rivera, you're not going to be our guy.
Get the fuck out, right?
Goes over to Baylor, stops by Matt Rule's house,
says, you're at Baylor College Football.
Come to the NFL?
Yeah, I'll give you $70 million.
Yeah.
All right, let's do that.
Come on over.
Who do you want?
Well, we need that offense coordinator from LSU that seems to just go.
All right, Joe Brady, we got you.
What else do you want?
Well, Joe likes the Saints.
The Saints have Teddy Bridgewater.
We'll get that.
I'm not 100% sold.
Okay, so let's not give him a full deal.
Let's give him a two-year deal, whatever.
All right, bring in Teddy Bridgewater.
We'll sign Christian McCaffrey.
Okay, what else do we need now?
All right, let's reevaluate after the season.
He gives an interview.
He says, if you want to be good you got to invest
you got to have good facilities you got to have good coaches and you definitely got to have a
good quarterback that has led to everybody saying they're going to get Deshaun Watson or even trade
Christian McCaffrey out of Carolina for Deshaun Watson that does not seem likely but it is
interesting to hear that Carolina Panthers are in to make these big type plays and I would assume
if you're a person from Charlotte the Queen City where you go uptown instead of downtown by the way they're one of those cities where you go uptown
oh which is actually downtown how's that work well they try to be like fancy like come we're
going up oh sort of hipster yeah it's like we're going up but now everybody has done it charlotte
might become like a real football force with the way their ownership is talking like hey we're
gonna do this we're gonna do this that's like whenever you get a uh a personality uh owner in any other
sport for instance mark cuban goes to dallas dallas immediately becomes conversation piece
in basketball which they might not have been for a long time when a new ownership gets in there
and shakes some shit up like tepper's doing right now in carolina gotta feel good as a fan base but
everybody else is like okay there's another player in this whole game and maybe they'll be able to
get him but who knows what de DeJount wants us to do.
To be honest, the more and more I sat and thought about that on some things
this weekend, I feel like they're not going to trade him.
They're going to make him just sit on that.
He's just going to have to sit on it forever.
Have to.
And I don't know how that's going to pan out.
I don't know what this means long-term.
I don't know what this means for Team 3 up in Seattle.
Russell wants out.
I mean, there was a lot of conversations this weekend i had with myself with all these guys you know in their
futures and i think they're all fucked if the teams don't want to play any ball it seems like
there's a chance the teams aren't going to want to play ball now if you're a free agent who's going
to sign with the texans you'd have no idea what's going on up there yeah they're going to have to
really hit on the draft i think and this is they don't have any that's like fifth six rounders
yeah like they're gonna that's the thing is with the way the world is becoming in the nfl some
people are going to love it some people are going to hate it but vets and people who have been paid
and been around and there's a reason you're in year eight nine or ten is because you've done
things right they're going to find teams they're going to find homes they're probably going to have
warm weather by the way i just came from warm weather, all right?
Never in my life thought I'd move to warm weather.
But as I was landing about an hour and 10 minutes ago
in the middle of this fucking tundra we currently live in,
I was like, oh, my God, how are people still?
Why am I still?
And I just remember, oh, I just bought a church, actually.
I actually just stapled in even more.
But there's going to be two different ways to think.
The vets are going to go to a place probably a little bit warmer and then like the other teams
are gonna have to hit through the draft and you're gonna have to become a team within itself you're
gonna have to become a culture that people are gonna want to come to indianapolis chris ballard
hit in the draft chris ballard has bought into free agency in in certain and kind of build a
culture even though indianapolis is nowhere near a booming.
It is.
No, it's not right now.
Actually, there's homeless people just pooping everywhere.
But whenever it comes back open, Indianapolis, awesome city.
Cold as shit.
There is taxes, but it's not no taxes.
And we haven't just won a Super Bowl.
But Indianapolis feels like a team that people will want to go to.
A lot of those other teams are going to fall by the wayside
when it comes to free agency.
That's going to be a problem.
Now, speaking of guys coming to teams, we have to talk about it.
Mm-hmm.
You all right?
I'm not.
I ate so much.
On the plane?
Not just on the plane.
I'm talking.
From Thursday to Sunday?
Yeah, yeah.
I ate so much, dude.
What are we talking?
Me too.
Everything.
You name it, pal. French toast. What, dude. What are we talking? Me too. Everything. You name it, pal.
French toast.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Bacon and cheese.
Waffles.
What?
What?
Biscuits and gravy.
What?
What?
Bacon, egg, and cheese.
What?
What?
What?
Hash browns.
What?
What?
Stop by McDonald's this morning.
Oh, yeah.
Two egg and waffles.
What?
Yeah, I did Arby's two days ago, too.
What?
13 hours.
What?
What?
Snobhouse brisket.
What?
When everybody was attacking it on the internet, I had to do it.
And then whenever you got 24-7 room service, it's hard not to order that chocolate cake.
Two or three times, 11.30, midnight, maybe 12.30 at night.
You got to.
You got to do it.
Oh, you got a little vanilla bean?
What?
Ice cream?
What?
Would be better if it was cookies and cream, but I'll take it, I guess.
Go ahead.
We had a nice room, too.
Anyways, I'm feeling a little sick
yeah guts are probably
yeah but the thing is
for instance
when I got arrested for an alleged incident
and I immediately went into the substance of abuse
program for the NFL
because any alcohol or drug related charge
automatically lands you
into the substance of abuse policy
which is our program, which is a
27 month program. Okay. Where you get drug tested eight times a month and you have to call somebody
anytime you leave your house, you're going to stay somewhere, leave them the address. You're
going to be in two phone numbers or whatever in the middle of my 27 months sentence, by the way,
nobody ever gets out of this. They, they, they set it up. So you fail so they can extend that
another six months and you just kind of go in there.
And there's a lot of people that are in this that you don't even know about.
This is the people that fail tests, they get in there or anything like that.
We had the lockout in the middle of that.
And I said, I am going to go on a bender here so hard, all right,
that whenever this lockout ends, I don't want to drink anymore.
You know what I mean? Like I have another year on the back end here have another hour another year on the back end here
another maybe 13 months on the back end here in this program i'm gonna go so hard during this
goddamn lockout that those last 13 months will be like thank god i can't drink well i want to drink
so then i thought that you know that turned into like a 20 30 40 50 100 someday bender okay by the
end of that i was like all right when are we going back to work? Body can't handle it anymore.
So the last 13 months was a breeze because they weren't testing during the lockout because there was nobody had a real boss or whatever.
So then they gave you like a monthly way to get back into the program.
Then you were good.
So I want I have to do that whenever I'm going into diets as well.
Like I have to go on these, you know, and it's not healthy.
And I'll get some, you know, somebody on the Internet who is in healthy lifestyle who tells me that that's not safe or whatever but i gotta go on a
bender so much i'm like all right i don't even want to eat anymore and then that normally kick
starts the diet off and going i saw a lot of people down at the beach by the way who do that
diet lifestyle all year round that's great models basically but they don't even enjoy it whenever
they're at the places where you should be enjoying it. You know what I mean? They're like, I saw, for instance, ran into Orlovsky.
Okay.
Everything comes back to Orlovsky.
And he owned it.
They had a great pizza place at this place.
All right, great pizza place.
You walk through there.
Everybody has a mask on.
Obviously, you go through there.
You sit down, socially distance or whatever.
He's got three pizzas on his table or whatever because he's got 45 kids, right?
Yeah, of course.
They're having this pizza.
I'm like, oh, good pizza.
Did you try it? He goes, no, I don't do that. having this pizza. I'm like, all good pizza. Did you try?
He goes,
no,
I don't do that.
And he pointed out like a kale salad over here.
What?
Dan,
can you on vacation?
Dan,
what do we even,
what do you even,
what did you even look like this for?
If you can't do this on vacation,
he doesn't even want it.
I'm like,
well,
I hope to one day get to that point,
but I'm nowhere near it.
So I took one of his kids pizzas,
walked the hell out of there.
Orlovsky's a good guy, but there's a lot of people that do that that's how i feel right now i think
i might be able to go on a month or two diet after today though i'm gonna end it today because the
bench yeah i need to finish the bench yeah get it out of you i think me too i had three bills
did you really i know you're 290 last week and this this whole weekend, I worked for three bills. I got there.
Congratulations.
What a moment.
By the way, people think that's easy to do.
It's not easy.
It is kind of easy, to be honest.
Yeah, but what your body goes through that I don't even know you're realizing it's going through right now is not easy.
You know what I mean?
I noticed when I was looking down.
I couldn't see my toes.
Can't see your toes.
That means I don't have them.
That's what you notice.
That's what I mean.
Oh, yeah.
That's tough.
Probably a tough realization that day.
I feel bad for your toilet.
Hey, let's go, huh?
Thank you.
Let's go.
Let's get on each other's side of this thing.
At 250.
You're going 250?
Yeah, I'm going to lose 50.
I'm probably 265, 270 right now.
So I'd like to get down to 230, I think.
Oh, let's go.
It's not going to be easy. I'm going to finish out this bender I'm on there right now. Yes I'd like to get down to 230, I think. Oh, let's go. It's not going to be easy.
I'm going to finish out this bender I'm on there right now.
As we should.
It was really good.
Anyways, Carson Wentz is officially coming to the Indianapolis Colts.
All right?
That's already been made up.
We'll talk to Kenny Moore here in a couple minutes.
He'll be joining us.
He's a teammate now of Carson Wentz for the Indianapolis Colts.
Now the conversation revolves around, it should be,
is he broken or not? We'll find out. All right. Is he going to be able to play football good?
We hope. All right. Chris Power's not sold. I'll give you a third and a conditional second if he does play good. All right. That'll move to a first, but I'm not 100% sure. Plus we're taking
on this massive contract. It was a good deal for the Colts, I think. In the long run, good deal
for the Colts. Now, granted, I don't think he was their first option, which I don't think that's
going out of pocket by saying that. They did reach out about Stafford, and I would assume there's a
couple other people that they potentially were like, excuse me, any chance? And they say no.
But they get their guy in Carson Wentz in a good trade, and everybody says the Eagles got fleece,
but we'll find out if Carson Wentz plays good or not. Now it's like, all right, he's going to play football good again.
Dan Orlovsky said, by the way, from the hotel that I was staying in alongside him in his room,
he said, immediate Super Bowl contenders, MVP conversation.
And when I talked to him in person down at the thing, he did look unbelievably slim.
Okay, he looked very good.
He was getting his morning yogs in and everything like that.
He obviously was
referring to the fact that if Carson Wentz
can get back to playing Carson Wentz
football, which Dan believes he can
with Frank Reich. So, congrats
to the Colts winning the Super Bowl, basically, which is what
Dan Orlovsky was saying, which is good news for Indianapolis
and for this show because, you know,
former Colt, that should be fun. Of course.
Now it's time
to deal with the drama
you know what i mean what number is carson wentz gonna wear oh what number is carson wentz gonna
wear whenever he gets to the indianapolis colts he's never had this happen before you know
everywhere he's went he's been able to do his thing now he gets traded for a third round draft
pick he's on the outs with his old coach he's's back with his older coach. Here we go. Things
are good. I just need that number 11. Let's go ahead and put it on the jersey, put it on the
pads. I'll put it on the helmet. I'm going to go learn how to play football again. Michael Pittman,
Jr., who's a rookie wide receiver going into his second year for the Indianapolis Colts, said,
no, no, no, not so fast. I talked to Carson Wentz, and I ain't giving him up my number, says Michael Pittman Jr.
Michael Pittman Jr. cut for 503 yards and one touchdown last year.
Michael Pittman Jr. on a media tour says,
Carson Wentz ain't getting my fucking number.
Now, I hate to break it to Pittman Jr.,
and I understand you've been a very good football player for a long time.
Carson Wentz is coming alongside like a $40, $50 million contract
or something like that.
Pittman, if Carson wants your number
Carson will get your motherfucking number pal
I just want to let you know
I appreciate the fact that you're on TMZ
And on Good Morning Football saying
He ain't getting my number we already talked about it
It's like if Carson Wentz wants your number
He's getting your motherfucking number Michael Pittman
I would like to let you know that
Now if Carson doesn't want that number
Everybody's saying he's maybe coming to one
Maybe going to get the number one
I'd be pumped about it Hey want that number, everybody's saying he's maybe coming to one, maybe going to get to number one.
I'd be pumped about it.
Hey, bring that number back off the shelf about it.
Bring it on in there.
Now, everybody's going to say it'll be a laughing my face moment, you know, because I was out there openly saying, please, let's relax with Carson Wentz to Indianapolis talk.
Now, I was saying that when Matthew Stafford was available
and other quarterbacks were potentially available,
so we're in a much different time.
But if he wants to come and eliminate one of those ones,
because Michael Pittman Jr., superstar, says you ain't wearing my number,
so he goes and just wears the regular number one, that's fine with me.
The Colts in the number one jersey have a great history.
I'm not the only one, obviously, that's worn it.
Hoosier Olympians have worn it before.
They go to the Olympics, maybe come in 15th place. They get a halftime ceremony. They get a number one jersey with their name on the back worn it. Hoosier Olympians have worn it before. They go to the Olympics, maybe come in 15th place.
They get a halftime ceremony.
They get a number one jersey with their name on the back of it.
How you don't keep it moving.
You take a shit in a port-a-john at the Indy 500,
game time ceremony, number one jersey with your name. You take the stairs instead of the elevator at Lucas Oil Stadium
and the right people see you, halftime ceremony,
number one jersey with your name on the back of it.
A lot of people think I'd be upset with it. No, no no no no i'd be pumped for that number one jersey to be back
with carson wentz name on it but i will say the first couple times they gave it to the people
that were passing people in the left lane and then getting a halftime ceremony and number one jersey
with their fucking name on it i was like okay come on i mean i feel like i'm like maybe the number
three jersey seller right now can we relax for a a second? And they're like, no, no, just wait until you see what this guy does.
This guy's dog does backflips.
Halftime ceremony, number one jersey with the dog's last name on it.
How you doing?
Keep moving.
So I just got their point.
I'm past it.
So shout out to Carson Wentz.
I hope he wears the number one.
I'm pumped for him.
Does Pittman Jr. understand that the guy who's going to be throwing him the ball is Carson Wentz?
Does he not realize?
Great call.
Great call. As soon as great call that
was as soon as I saw him on this media run I was like all right cool Michael Pittman Jr. does media
runs here we go all right I like hearing a Indianapolis Colt guy get out there and chat
that has doesn't happen all the time look up his stats I'm like okay I remember him having some
flashes or whatever 500 and some yards one touchdown here we go maybe a piece of the future
but like there's beautiful stories of
wide receivers like buying their quarterbacks gifts and things like that like hey need you to
look my way a little bit more Pittman's like no no dog I had one touchdown last year you ain't
getting my fucking number what no you want to throw me the ball wearing my jersey no get the
fuck out of here dude I ain't doing that I love it now I guess I should have listened to the whole
quote from Michael Pittman jr uh but this sounds like this is potentially going to backfire a little
bit for old Pittman Jr. and he better hope that they just keep no other weapons on the team right
TY free agent they got Jack Doyle he's probably going to be pretty good looking at Carson Wentz
wearing whatever jersey it is in number 11 Pittman's gonna you know he's gonna have to get
in the good graces of the quarterback, as every wide receiver always is.
I think a good way to start is tell him to go fuck himself whenever he says,
we're going to have a conversation about that number.
No, no, around here, this is Pittman Jr. number, dude.
Yeah, it's genius.
And also Paschal.
Paschal's also a free agent, so he might not be back either.
It really might be just Pittman out there.
So it's just Pittman and Wentz.
And Wentz is just not going to even look at it.
Okay, he's on the right.
Number 11. That's crazy. All Okay, he's on the right. Number 11.
That's crazy.
All right, I'll take a sec.
I don't see him.
Nope.
Nope.
Ain't in my house.
All right, we got to get to a break.
Joining us on the other side is one of his teammates.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
I was so intrigued by that, dude.
You know, just.
Just give it up, dude.
Don't give it up.
Don't give it up. you don't have to give it
up i'm not saying that but just coming out like dancing on the fact that it's like all right dude
relax bro man um has joined us who is fantastic at football i'd assume he's a great dancer i've
seen him only on the field a couple times to do celebrations.
Lewis, he's one of the emotional leaders of the entire Colts team,
definitely of the Colts defense,
which has built a culture so good
that people are going to be flocking to it.
Ladies and gentlemen,
a man who got broken off,
what was that, a year ago, I think.
A year ago?
Yeah, two.
Two years ago?
This man's been rich for two years now.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kenny Moore.
Yeah! How you doing, Kenny? Two, yeah. This man's been rich for two years now. Ladies and gentlemen, Kenny Moore. Hey!
How you doing, Kenny?
I'm good, and you?
I appreciate you having me here.
Thanks for stopping by.
It's live?
It's live?
Yeah, live right now.
Shout out to my mama.
Hey, shout out to your mama.
Shout out.
Shout out to your mama.
Shout out.
Where's your mama?
Where are you from?
Valdosta, South Georgia.
Okay, Valdosta, South Georgia.
South Georgia.
You don't go back?
You do go back?
Is that going to be home long-term, or what are we doing?
No, not long-term.
I go back every off-season, try to spend a week or two down with the mom.
It's cold as hell here.
It is.
I was just on a beach.
I landed an hour and a half ago.
I just landed in the Arctic.
You're sticking around.
I heard we got it good, though.
They had it worse last week.
Here?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was very bad last week.
Yeah.
Were you not here last week?
You were out of town?
Yeah, I was out of town.
I was in South Florida.
Oh, okay.
Nice.
Me too.
I was as well.
Anything going on at the building right now?
Are you guys allowed back in there?
Any workouts or anything like that?
Yeah.
I just took my second test this morning to be able to work out and everything.
So I leave Wednesday, but it's a whole process of getting back into the building.
Well, we appreciate you stopping by.
We got good social distance.
We've been throughout the entire quarantine, by the way.
Actually, there is a funny story that will come out in a book someday
that if I was worse with the way I handled COVID,
I'd probably have a Super Bowl ring right now.
Oh, shit.
Can we? Can we? Can we?
If I had the antibodies, I potentially would have came back potentially for
a team one week but i didn't i got tested did not have the antibodies because i never had the covid
if i would have had the covid would have had the antibodies would have been able to bypass certain
protocols would potentially been in a boat party but that's neither here nor there let's talk about
your organization no i got here well chris ballard would have
been a part of that anyways he would have to release my rights for that whole thing but there
was conversations potentially popping off behind the scenes let's talk about chris ballard chris
ballard is a guy who i never got to play for uh but the way he runs his building has been fantastic
to watch from the outside the culture you guys have built in there how much of it do you think
directly relates from chris ballard and the people he brings in frank reich it do you think directly relates from Chris Ballard and the people he brings in? Frank Reich, what do you think
is the biggest thing that accounts for the
culture that you guys have built in that building?
I just firmly believe
to have a good business
it starts top down.
Every guy that they bring inside of the building
it correlates to
the kind of people that runs it.
Shout out to Chris Ballard.
Shout out to Chris Ballard. Hey, he gave you the bag too. that runs it. So shout out to Chris Ballard. Shout out to Chris Ballard.
Hey, he gave you the bag, too.
You deserved it.
Nobody really knew you in town, too.
It was after like maybe your first year here.
You came out of nowhere.
Superstar gets paid.
Whenever we talk about the Indianapolis Colts and Phillip Rivers retires, right?
Phillip Rivers says, I'm going to go coach high school football down here in Alabama.
Everybody knows that a quarterback piece is going to have to happen.
Carson Wentz now is a member of the Indianapolis Colts.
You were the first person that really released a photo of Carson Wentz
as a member of the Indianapolis.
It might be the first photo of Carson Wentz as an Indianapolis Colt
came from your FaceTime.
What was that conversation like?
How did it go?
How does he seem like he's going to be?
Is he a motivator?
I would assume he's a very motivated guy.
For sure.
He's a great guy, know great character um you know frank wright knows him best so uh he's a guy that we all want in the building if frank wright wants him so um we couldn't talk
long because i was actually on the flight you can see my mask on in the picture so i was actually
on a flight here to Indy.
Did he call you?
Yeah, he called me.
He called me.
I told him about what I did on Twitter.
So I was like, hey, these fans are expecting you to.
So I kind of put him on some pressure.
I said, if you want to be good with Coach Nation, you got to call me.
I respect that.
You are loved by Colts fans. And I think it's because you appear to be the same player every day.
High motor, high energy, a lot of care.
You and D. Leonard, really, Darius Leonard,
it feels like are the emotional leaders behind that.
How do you guys feel so comfortable at such a young age
to be in the position you are?
Because that team is very young.
The Colts team is very young,
but the amount of moxie on that squad is fantastic is it just every day what
is it it's it's not easy to you know be a leader amongst guys you're the same age or or older than
you you know i mean like yeah it's it's kind of hard to tell somebody older than you to you know
do this but it's not in that do it way it's's more so like, how can I help you like get better? You know what I mean?
So it's, I'm a, I'm an emotional guy.
So, you know, the way I lead, the way I carry myself,
you know, I'm more so lead by example.
But the way I can talk to other guys and relate to them,
it's more so like just me and you, not around a coach.
Eberflus, I guess he – no prisoners, huh?
There is no – there is an accountability that is going to happen.
Darius Leonard basically said, like, hey, I don't care who you are.
If you want to come here, there is no house guests.
If you're staying – I was just about to say no house guests.
Yeah.
We get so many sayings from Flusch, and, you know,
I'm glad Darius said it before Flusch can.
So, you know, whenever Flusch says it, flues can so you know whenever flue says it's too
late you're already in the building so that's hilarious somebody signs they're like all right
i'll be able to take wednesdays off oh yeah thursdays thursdays hard days hard days well
what did carson talk about coming in there i would assume you had to tell him about a couple things
what do you think is he going to be a guy that fits very well in with the culture you guys have i mean he was
talking smack to me first immediately first first test i like that here we go no i love it i was
just like let's go but uh you know he like i said we weren't on the phone you know long but you know
this guy just decided to be a cult so uh i'm i'm excited to see his next chapter flourish. What number is he going to wear? Because Pittman came out.
Is that a trick question?
Michael.
Why are you doing that?
Michael, that's on me.
I did set you up there.
Michael Pittman Jr., who I enjoyed watching play football last year.
I very much enjoyed watching him play football.
He's doing interviews right now, and he's being asked because his number,
obviously the same number, and he's coming out and dancing, basically,
on the grave like, no, this is my number help now that's your quarterback so that's a very interesting
situation uh but what is it like what is Pittman like as a human what is he like as a player I know
nothing about him other than these quotes this is all I know about him what is he like and uh how
do you view the offense do you guys hate each other on a daily basis? No, I mean, we all have this, I guess, natural tension from being a receiver or being a DB.
Yeah.
I mean, you're always competing.
Fighting, competing.
You want to be smarter than him.
You want to know everything about this guy as far as how he runs, releases, how is he on top of the route.
Are you physical with him?
Can I get into your mind?
There's always this type of tension going know, tension going on, you know.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
Who did you play against this year or in the last couple years
that you felt like was a good verbal joust, like a good, you know,
you felt like you matched energies pretty well with?
Was there anybody?
Are you a talker?
As far as teammates?
Teammates or opponents?
I matched well with Tyron Matthew.
You know, I've talked to him after, you know after several games from him being in KC or Houston.
I played Arizona my first year.
That's the first time I met him.
You were a Patriot?
I was.
Oh, yeah.
But I played Arizona as a rookie, though.
Okay, so hold on, though.
So you come from – where'd you go to school?
I went to a D2 school called Valdosta State. Yeah, so where you're from. come from, where'd you go to school? I went to a D2 school
called Valdosta State. Yeah, so where you're from?
So you're from Valdosta, right? You go to D2.
You stunk in high school? What happened?
Nobody knew who you were? I only played my
senior year of high school. What'd you do? You played other sports
or you just didn't want to play? I played other sports.
What sports? Basketball?
Yeah. How's your jumper? Pretty good?
Uh,
I got other components of the game, though.
I'm a basketball player, not a shooter.
Oh, yeah.
Congrats to you, Ben Simmons.
Okay, so I'm a complete, not just one-dimensional.
Well, you got to be able to shoot to be a complete player.
But you played your senior year as a football player.
No other offers.
Valdosta State's the only offer?
Yeah, that was the only offer.
I mean, I talked to Mercer.
They didn't have a team at the time.
Tennessee, Chattanooga.
That was an offer, though.
So then you're undrafted, obviously, coming out,
and you go up to New England.
How does that whole conversation work?
Does Bill Belichick call you and say,
nobody wanted you, but we do.
We want you.
Is that how that goes or how I was pretty much talking to the uh the DB coach on draft day but
uh I don't know if I can really talk about you know the whole process oh
yeah yeah oh you from yeah up in New England yeah hey come on back I'm going to do that. Why are you doing that? You can't talk about that. There's a big Patriot fan.
Can't do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you from?
Yeah.
Up in New England.
Yeah, hey, come on back to the Patriots.
Nah, nah.
He's sorry.
Nah, he's sorry.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
He's tampering, dude.
I'm just saying.
We'd love to have you back.
Come home.
That guy stinks.
That guy stinks.
I got to keep an eye on him.
What are you going to do this offseason?
What are we going to work on?
Do you play video games?
Who's the best golfer around here?
I'm trying to learn how to play golf.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Any good golf?
I mean, we're like two, three months away from Sun, I think.
Yeah, so you might have to.
You got nothing but time.
Maybe putt-putt?
Maybe inside?
You go ahead and do some putt-putt?
Get the Oculus.
Anything that'll help.
So you're going to become a golfer?
You a video game player?
I play soccer. Oh, let's go. So you're going to become a golfer? You a video game player? I play soccer.
Oh, let's go.
Are you good?
I am good.
Hold on.
You got it here?
Well, I mean, isn't it downloadable?
We could probably download it in all of these things.
Oh, yeah.
I got time.
I got time.
You got nothing but time.
Nothing but time.
I saw your Polisid jersey out there.
I know you're from Pennsylvania, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Do you play soccer?
I met Christian in Germany.
How was he? Before he left Dortmund. Why were you're from Pennsylvania, right? Yeah, yeah. Do you play soccer? I met Christian in Germany. How was he?
Before he left Dortmund. Why were you in Germany?
Just visiting? I was part of this organization that, you know, we go out of the country
every year and you should come one day.
One year. I think I'm busy.
What do you guys do?
We do charities and community
service and football camps in different countries.
So you're like a super good guy, too. Obviously, you
saved that guy's dog. Yeah. Oh, my God.
Shout out to Matt.
Hey, shout out to Matt.
I'm a shout out guy.
Yeah. Hey, we love good shout out around
here. You saved the guy's dog
or something. What was that, a year ago?
I mean, I was just a little
tad bit of help.
Yeah, you pulled it over.
Saved it.
The vets saved it. Well, but you had to do the pulled it over. No, it was the vets. Saved the vets. Saved it.
Well, but you had to do the whole thing.
I mean, shout out to the vets.
Shout out to the vets.
Shout out to the vets.
Shout out to the vets.
So what's this organization you're a part of that goes and travels and does football camps?
It's called AFWB, American Football Without Barriers.
And, you know, Gary Barnage.
But here?
No, Gary Barnage. Heger? No, Gary Barnage.
He played for Cleveland, tight end.
D'Angelo Williams.
They pretty much started the organization.
Were you military bases or you just travel around wherever?
Wherever.
I've only been to Germany, Austria, Budapest, Hungary.
That's a lot of places.
Only been.
I've been to Germany and Austria. I've never been to Budapest, though. I've heard of it. Budapest, Hungary That's a lot of places Only been I've been to Germany and Austria
I've never been to Budapest though
I've heard of it
Budapest was cool
It was just before the lockdown though
Oh okay
Yeah
Did you play anybody in ping pong in Germany?
No
They're fucking good
I didn't know that
They're very good at ping pong
Yeah they all play
Growing up
I think the weather's worse than us
And they just sit in their basements
And play ping pong all day
I think that is what they do
Yeah Kenny
I saw you were a mass media major.
I was.
I was into the –
Something you want to get into, yeah.
And what does that mean, just all medias, mass media?
Yeah, I mean, it's a pretty broad, you know, major.
You know, I wasn't really into, you know, this type of scenery
because I was,
I don't really like to like express myself,
but I'm embracing that part of me.
Oh, you want to be behind the scenes though?
Behind the scenes.
Writer?
Producer?
No, I'm more so like editing.
Something tedious.
Oh, you like that.
You know how to edit?
A little bit.
Massive weapon to do. A little bit.
I mean, also playing very good football.
I'm getting into it though. I just started a TikTok, so. Oh. It. A little bit. I mean, also playing very good football. I'm getting into it, though.
I just started a TikTok,
so it's a little challenging.
Are you forced to get a TikTok
if you're a young,
successful football player?
Nah.
I mean, we all have a choice.
You can dance, though.
You're probably crushing on that.
For sure.
For sure.
I'm going to learn.
I'm going to learn
the TikTok dances and stuff.
I might do it on Sundays.
Oh.
Don't do it on logos. Don't do it on logos.
Don't do it on logos.
No, not logos.
No.
No logos.
No logos.
God.
Could you imagine
every show
you'd have to lead a
Kenny Moore did it again?
Still dancing on logos.
Nah.
Fucking fixing it.
Is that affecting the team?
Does he care at all
about Carson Wentz?
Shout out to Juju though.
Hey, shout out.
Shout out to Juju, though. Hey, shout out to Juju.
Favorite place to play?
Lucas Oil.
Aside from Lucas Oil Stadium.
That was a trick question.
No, it was a great answer, by the way.
Because you give another place.
I did that one time, by the way.
And I feel like I'm pretty good.
Favorite place to play?
I was like, Houston.
Man, I fucking love Houston.
Honestly, their turf is very good.
And their fans.
It's a great place to play.
And their fans.
Now, listen.
Seattle.
I've never played.
See, that's a place I never got to play.
Oh, you retired a year early.
Yeah, you guys played there.
Yeah.
That's a shame.
I probably should have stuck around for one more year.
Just one year so I can be a teammate.
I know.
I probably wouldn't have left, too, by the way, because I've heard you're awesome.
Gosh.
I appreciate that.
Maybe you'd have a jumper, too.
Yeah, because I probably would have helped you.
Yeah.
I would have helped you.
You would have helped me.
I think so, yeah.
Cornhole, too.
That ain't too late, though.
Huh?
That's not too late.
Yeah.
I'm not doing it now.
Playing teammates.
I ain't got.
You heard of Cornhole what?
Cornhole.
You got a Cornhole player?
We got him in the locker room
I heard
I heard
Come back
I'm kidding bro
I'm kidding
We got Rego
Shout out to Rego
Hey shout out Rego
Hey I love Rego Bertholdt by the way
He's awesome
I love him
Great punter
Hot Rod also
Great kicker
Your team seems like great
I mean
No we have a lot of great people
Well I'm just saying
It feels like mentally though In the offseason You're a part of a team that has a chance
there's not a lot of teams that do now you don't know that because you've only been a part of this
franchise here and there's as i kind of grow older and i'm covering the league you're part of a team
going into the season where you legit have a chance like that has to help whenever you're
it's a great feeling yeah putting in the extra work in the offseason everything that's like okay there's a chance we can really go for it right I mean I'm more so like self-motivated so you know whether
we have a chance or not what do you have to get better at uh last offseason was pretty much man
and man coverage so I'm staying on that wave of you and taking care of my business and my receiver.
You punch?
You grab guys, or what do you do?
What, as far as?
Are you hands-on, or are you more of just an athlete?
I'm not handsy.
You just mirror them.
I try my best.
Anybody get you?
Devontae, do you have to go against?
Devontae did get me.
It was in the first and second quarter, but they came back to it right before overtime and and it was incomplete so he doesn't use his hands right he just you in what he's quick
as a cat though yeah so what makes it so hard with a wide receiver because some receivers are
physical right so some some receivers are very good at releases some are very good at the top
of the route as far as breaking down having good good body control, you know, making you,
giving you the illusion that they're going away that they're not and
obviously catching.
But, you know, some receivers are complete.
They have all three.
And it's a nightmare.
And they know what you're doing.
Yeah, but you got to know what they're doing too, right?
Sometimes.
What do you do?
You film?
Is that all film?
Are you a big time film star?
No, it's not all film.
I don't like when people say that. No, film. I don't like when people say that.
No, why?
I don't like when people say that.
Why?
Hey, stop wasting your time.
Because that's like cliche, like, oh, film teaches me whatever he's doing.
First one, last one out.
Man, like, get on TikTok.
You see how creative it is.
That's how football is.
It's so creative.
You think something, he'll give you that that and then he'll give it to you
again and then the same thing that you thought he was doing two times ago so it's a feel it's
much more of a feel thing you think it's more of a feel going back to your rules and how you're
coached up and pretty much just playing with your own like swagger your own personality you know
you're not gonna win every play so like don't even you say you don't get handsy is that because like and pretty much just playing with your own, like, swagger, your own personality, you know?
You're not going to win every play, so, like, don't even.
You say you don't get handsy.
Is that because, like, the refs can literally ruin your entire life every single time if they wanted to?
I know where you're going with that.
Literally out of nowhere, though.
They can.
I mean, yeah, but I feel like it should be more so, like,
I mean, whenever I'm out there, they're usually like,
hey, I saw that play.
You was pretty handsy on that play.
Like, watch it.
And then you may do it again.
You may not.
They may call it.
They may not.
Now, do you realize what refs are calling games?
So you're like, okay, this particular ref here.
Yeah, that's something.
We go into the week saying, like, hey, we have this crew right here.
This crew is ranked, you know, this position in the league as far as, you know,
offensive holding or defensive holding,
whatever penalty it is.
So you have a feel of it?
I'm going to let you know I would hold the shit out of you.
Every point.
What, if you play O-line or something?
No.
Me?
No.
Tight end.
What are you talking about?
Or slot.
Anywhere you want to come find me at, dude.
I'm grabbing you and I'm throwing you. See ya. And now I'm going the other way.. Anywhere you want to come find me at, dude. I'm grabbing you, and I'm throwing you.
See ya.
And now I'm going the other way.
You think that?
I've been in the Oculus, dude.
Nah.
You really think that?
No.
I'm 270 right now.
I'm 270.
No way.
265 probably.
265 right now, Kenny.
Kenny Moore II.
Right here.
Is that proper introduction?
Well, Kenny Moore II, yeah.
COVID can't.
You got it.
You and I can't.
Great guy. That was a trick question
Trick question
Shout out to Pat
Shout out to Pat
Shout out me
Shout out me
Shout out me
Shout out me
What do you got the rest of the day
Anything cool
Another interview
Oh we're at it
We're good
Nah it's a phone call
Appreciate you having me here
No thank you Everybody can't do that Awesome No yeah The fact By the way Oh, we're good? No, it's a phone call. Appreciate you having me here.
No, thank you. Everybody can't do that.
Awesome.
By the way, the fact you're in Indianapolis is awesome.
It's off season.
It's very cold.
You shouldn't be here.
But the fact that you are, awesome.
No, it's home.
Forever, yeah.
It's home.
Don't say that because then Ballard will use this against you in negotiation.
And Ballard is a good guy.
But at some point, your contract's going to come up.
You did say this. He said it was a good guy, but at some point your contracts are going to come up and there's going to be a contract.
You did say this at one time.
Remember, you said this was home.
I'm trying to make that come true now.
That's money.
It's five, six million less than what everybody else is offering.
But, hey, home.
How much is home?
Can't put a price on home.
Can't put a price on home.
Hey, I appreciate you.
What was that?
You can't.
I guess you can't.
I didn't say anything.
Go win a Super Bowl, man.
Yes, sir.
You've been snubbed out of Pro Bowls and all pros, but it doesn't matter.
Your teammates love you.
Front office loves you.
Toaches love you.
And the city loves you so much.
Thanks for stopping by.
Good luck on the next interview.
Hope it goes great.
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And your mom.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kenny Moore II.
Kenny, you're awesome, dude.
Anytime you want to stop by, by the way.
This entire offseason.
Anytime you want. You want to take a phone, this entire offseason. Anytime you want.
You want to take a phone call?
We got like a minute and a half.
Who want a phone?
I have no idea.
Yeah, let's take it.
You have headphones right behind you there.
Yeah, you'll be able to hear them right there.
Let's go to Mark in New York.
Oi, oi.
What's going on?
Hey, Pat. What's going on? Hey, Pat.
What's going on, Mark?
How you doing, pal?
You're on with more aye-aye, dude.
Pat, I know you got a franchise tagged.
Why are players so against it?
It's like a one-year fully guaranteed deal.
All right, Mark, you might break your shit, all right?
You might have had your best season.
Long-term pay is the best.
The reason why I signed it as quickly as possible,
because it
was more money than i thought i could ever make in my entire life turns out could make more just
one year later franchise tag is always a bad thing in a player's eyes because you're not getting that
long-term stability but to be completely candid with the way a lot of contracts are set up nobody's
really getting long-term stability other than maybe patrick mahomes kenny more the second and
a lot of other a couple other people.
Most contracts are set up so that they can be moved.
Like you're seeing right now, people restructuring, people moving around
because they're getting a salary cap.
Hell, most contracts are complete bullshit.
But if you get a long-term one, at least you know that bullshit's going to be
for some time as opposed to potentially one year.
See you later.
How you doing?
Keep it moving.
Kenny Moore, can't wait to see what you do in this upcoming season.
That guy didn't have a question for you. Kind of fucked up
by the way. It's wild. That guy could ask you a question.
He chose not to. No, not
from him. It was not.
He hates you, Kenny. I think that guy hates you.
Sounded like he wanted you to get the franchise tag.
What's this guy talking about?
What's going on?
What about good contracts?
Come on.
You got re-upped very young, though.
Yeah, after my second season.
So how old are you right now?
25.
How many years you got left on your contract?
Two.
You're going to get broken off.
Oh, yeah.
Take it easy with the this is home stuff, you know.
Because we hope you stay here forever.
For sure.
Get the bag.
Chris Ballard's listening.
Get the bag again, dude.
New England.
You a Nike guy?
Adidas guy?
They're not going to give it.
I'm an Adidas guy.
Nice.
I'm not, but I hope Nike gives you more money anyway.
I hope everybody just gives you more money, Kenny.
No, that's a lot, bro.
I appreciate that.
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joining us now via phone is a new super bowl champion
ladies and gentlemen out of the university of was Washington for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers,
standing at 6'4", 346 pounds.
When he came back to the Super Bowl, they didn't just say, like, hey, our best D. Lyman's coming back.
A lot of people out of Tampa said, hey, our best football player is coming back healthy.
He goes on to win a Super Bowl.
Joining us now, ladies and gentlemen, Tavita Tuliakiono Tui Pulotu Mosis Vahe Fahoko Fulatau Veya.
Yeah!
Oos.
Oos.
I nailed that.
I nailed that, Oos, huh?
Yeah, you nailed it.
You nailed it. Hey, how often do you now, Vita Vea, much easier to say,
obviously, for the common dumb white out here,
but how often do you utilize this entire name?
Is it ever used?
Does the family use it, or is this thing just on paper only
and on Wikipedia?
It's just on paper.
My mom uses it, though.
She'll, like, if it's, like, a big family gathering, she'll, like, say my full name.
She'll say who I'm named after and just pay homage to, you know, my ancestors and stuff like that.
So is that what the name is?
Is this name, Ancestors Names, kind of all put together here for a tribute?
I'm basically named a bunch of a whole bunch of people
in my family
and just like a bunch of people
that was respected
in our family, in our community.
So basically, I got a lot to live up to.
Well, you're on your way.
I mean,
congratulate. Shout out, by the way.
Shout out.
Shout out.
Can you run through that one time just so i hear what it sounds like when you say it yeah i say no you know normally i don't say this for uh for
people i got you whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa i appreciate you doing that man
that means hey shout out hey we appreciate that man
that means a lot
what is the full run though
I wish that was my name
I wish that was my name
so much
I do
I absolutely love
I love the culture
I love everything
I appreciate and love the fact. I love everything. I appreciate
and love the fact that you're joining us and that you said that, uh, your entire name for
us. Let's talk about it. You're a Superbowl champ. Uh, now has the hangover from the boat
worn off? How do we feel right now? How's the body? What's the off season going to be
like? I feel, I feel pretty good. You know, I think like four days, after the four or five days at the Super Bowl,
I probably had like six hours of sleep between those days.
And then after that, like this whole past week,
I've just been sleeping all day trying to catch up, rejuvenate.
I'm in need of a – I've got to go into a facility, probably get an IV.
Yeah, I understand.
Well, you won a Super Bowl.
I mean, those are things you've got to do these days.
You get back healthy for the Super Bowl,
and everybody's talking about how big of a deal it was on the inside.
Obviously, A.Q. Shipley's a friend of ours uh but a
lot of the coaching staff as well and whenever whenever you came back healthy uh a week in
advance everybody was like hey he's gonna be full go he's gonna be full go or whatever i talked to
a couple of my friends down there and i was like how are you guys gonna stop patrick mahomes though
like hey like i love what you guys got going on okay i love the team i love the idea but patrick
mahomes and that team they've been
told they've been telling the world basically whenever we want to turn it on we can and i talk
everybody i talk to they're like hey dude hey listen this defensive line we have has heard that
from everybody okay they've heard that patrick mahomes can turn us on anytime and our best
football player is coming back in vita that d line. That D-line, you guys, alongside obviously Shaq and Pierre-Paul and Sue
and numerous others that I probably forget in that room.
But you guys obviously heard that that team could turn it on whenever,
and you guys just decided you were going to take over the game from jump.
When was the decision like, okay, we are going to dominate this entire game up front?
I think, first of all, it's just, we got
to pay homage to Todd Bowles
and the coaching staff.
I think they did a really
good job of putting up a scheme
together for us to be successful
out there.
I think
at first,
we thought we were going to be in a little dogfight
at the beginning.
Then everything just started clicking.
And we all started working together.
And even talking to some of the practice squad players after the game,
they were talking to us after the game.
They were like, I've never seen this defense before.
You guys came out of nowhere.
And I think it's just i think it's just
everything clicked um you know we all worked together and then the game plan was just perfect
for us and um you know they they really couldn't they really couldn't do anything and you know um
todd bulls had a perfect plan to you know put them in check indomitian sue is a man whose name you know is obviously massive in the
football world uh he went and got paid oh we call him big girl over here what do you call him we
call him big girl okay i'm not gonna call him that okay i'm not i'm not gonna do that all right
all right that seems like something why do you call him big girl? When did that start? It started last year.
We were just walking on the field.
And just Sue has like a, you know how girls,
they like say they, I got a resting bitch face or whatever.
No, you never heard a girl say that?
Yes.
Yes.
So Sue has like a, it's not a resting bitch face.
It's like a, he's just always got a mean mug.
Yes.
Always looks, he always looks mad for some reason, which, but he's not a resting bitch face. It's like he's just always got a mean mug. Yes. Always looks.
He always looks mad for some reason, but he's not.
And one time we were walking to the indoor facility to our walkthrough,
and he was just, like, looking.
He was just looking mad and just having a bad day.
And I was just looking at him.
I was like, this dude looks like a big girl.
He's just mad right now.
And I was, like, across the field, and I was like, this dude looks like a big girl. He's mad right now. And I was like across the field
and I was just yelling out, hey, big girl.
Big girl. And he was like, he looked like
he kept getting mad.
And he was just like, he couldn't help it.
He started laughing at the
end. But he ended up coming up
to me. He said one of his good friends
in the offseason
started calling him big girl. And he said one of his good friends in the offseason um started calling big girl and he said
that's why he was that's why he was like a little upset about it because he was like how'd you know
about that okay so so two different uh parts of indomitian sue's life now referred to him for the
same thing which is because he looks like he is inevitably the pissed off lady at a situation but
he also has some things in his past right steps? Steps on people, known to be a ferocious player,
dominant football player.
He takes the payday down in Miami
for like a hundred some million.
Then he goes to LA.
Then he comes to Tampa, finally gets a Super Bowl.
But the way he played and kicked that thing up
and he said he's not done yet either.
It looked like it was maybe the best we've seen
of big girl for his entire career there.
How have you – I'm going to get my fucking ass kicked, all right?
Firstly –
He's not going to take it out on you.
He's going to take it out on me.
Well, better you than me.
I got everybody at the facility calling him Big Girl.
Everyone's just saying Big Girl now.
And then on Christmas, we did like a little Secret Santa thing
for like our D-line group.
And Sue had me, and he got me like these little cardboard cutouts of
Rasputia with my face on there.
I got something, though.
I got something for him.
Well, okay.
He said he's not going to retire, so he's planning on running it back.
That's kind of the mindset of that entire locker room almost.
And you said everything just started kind of clicking there at the end.
I talked to Clyde Christensen.
He said if you guys had eight more weeks,
your team would still only get better and better because of how young
and fresh everything was.
What is it going to be like trying to keep that entire locker room,
trying to keep Big Girl around, for instance?
I've been, you know, I've been talking to him every now and then and just telling him, you know,
just asking out, like, we need you back.
You got to, you know, you got to come back so we could, you know, try to run this, do this thing again.
And, you know, he's definitely talking about it.
He has two twins on the way, so I think he's definitely thinking about it, thinking about his career, you know.
And so I don't know.
We'll see.
We'll see what he decides.
But if he does come back, you know, it would be a plus for us to, you know,
have something like him around, you know, not only to learn from, but, you know,
something to play next to um take them
double teams off me yeah it's nice to have another guy in there you're listed six four 346 347 is
that all year or is that playing weight um that's playing weight it fluctuates um during the season
obviously during obviously out here like you lose 10 pounds after practice just because the heat yeah um so like i may lose a couple pounds throughout the season and then uh put
it back on um in the off season what will you get up to what is the highest you've got up to you
think if you had to guess you know what i mean the highest i'd probably say like 350 355 and then
once once i start cardio i start shitting it off.
What do you do workout-wise?
Is it mass?
Do you do Olympic lifts?
What is the workout for it?
Because a nose tackle, right, you're just eating.
You're just eating humans.
So your job is literally now you're an incredible athlete.
You can move and everything like that.
But a majority of the time, you're just eating humans, right?
That's kind of what you're doing.
So Shaq and JPP and White and everybody, David and everybody can eat what is your workout do you have
a workout regimen or is this just natural that you're just strong as fuck oos that just shows
up like what what is the what is the protocol the whole thing uh nah it's just um it's just a normal workout for me, I guess.
I've been – every year I think I've trained at a new spot
throughout my years in the NFL.
So it hasn't been anything too crazy.
It's been probably a mixture of everything with, like, power lifts,
Olympic-style lifting, a lot of plyometrics type of stuff.
Really just trying to keep that cardio up and, you know,
keep my strength up at the same time.
So just a lot of normal power lifts that I do.
What would you do if you fucking saw that right there?
What would you do?
You'd go the other way.
You'd probably go pick somebody else to go after if you saw that right there.
I probably would have jumped off sides before the ball snapped yeah yeah so scared you know what i mean
so scared in that thing how do you do it how do you do it by the way you just have to watch the
ball and how is that even possible especially with the no fans because we we talked to aaron
and you guys did a great job against aaron in the season, obviously, and you guys beat him in Lambeau or whatever.
But we watched through the year how an away quarterback,
because there's no fans, was able to use his cadence, right?
He was able to inflection.
I mean, Aaron was taking advantage of it.
Pat was taking advantage of it.
A lot of people were being able to take advantage of it.
As a defensive lineman, that's you is what they're trying to get, by the way.
And whenever you're standing right over the ball
and the quarterback is like less than a foot away,
how do you just block that out?
Like do you just have to naturally block that out
or do you get like a tendency on their cadence,
like the way they say things
or are you looking potentially at the hands on the ass?
Maybe that's giving away things.
Is there something that I don't know that you guys know
or is it just naturally you have to be disciplined with the sounds?
I think sometimes it comes naturally.
Sometimes, like, even I'll sit back even today and think about it.
I was like, dang.
Like, every play, like, I just jumped off the ball, and I'm like,
dang, that could have been a hard count.
I would have jumped off sides.
But I think a lot of it is just they get us a lot in practice.
You know, they implement a lot of hard counts throughout the week in practice.
I think we get used to it.
And then once you get to the game and you start to get a feel for it,
you can tell in their voice that the ball is not going to get snapped.
I know sometimes Ed rushers, they look at the play clock
and that's
how they
time their
snap count.
A lot of times for me, it's easier
for me because I'm right in front of the center.
So I just, when the ball
moves, I have to move.
Or if you're further out from the ball, you just
go off movement. So if they move, then you move. Any assholes out there. Or if you're further out from the ball, you just, you go off, you go off movement.
So if they move, then you move.
Any assholes out there?
Are you the asshole?
What do you mean?
You know what I mean.
You know what I'm talking about.
You know, you, you know.
Yeah, exactly.
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Is there, are you, are you the guy like, hey, this is going to be a long day?
Like, hey, whistle to whistle, pal.
You better bring it or, or is there an understanding in the middle there
where it's like at any given moment our shit could get taken out
from underneath us here?
Are you going to push it to the end of the whistle blows
and that type of thing?
It depends, honestly, for me.
I think it just depends what they do.
Like, I'm normally – most of the time I'm doing my job
and I'm, you know, being aggressive out there
and, you know, trying to move guys around.
And then I think most of the time the way I handle it is I just –
I think of myself as like, you know, the Joker, how he laughs.
You know, Batman punches him in the face and he laughs.
And it's just like if I'm getting double teamed, I'll be laughing.
And it's just funny to me because I'm thinking about, all right,
these two dudes dealt with me and they can't move me.
And I'm like –
Laughing.
I'm messing with their head because I'm laughing.
During the play?
During the play?
Yeah, during the play.
You have to look like an absolute psychopath.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that is beautiful.
Yeah, something like that happens.
If I get pushed from the back or blindsided or something,
I'll get up and just start laughing and just laugh at their face
or something like that.
Hey, they got that crazy motherfucker.
Yeah, I almost took his ACL out.
He was laughing in my face.
Didn't even care.
Vita, you caught a touchdown pass
when Jameis was the quarterback.
Are you going to ask Tom to put in a little play
for you to get you in the end zone again?
I'm kind of scared to ask Tom.
Smart.
I'm going to wait for him to come
approach me
then we can talk about it
that is funny
hey Tom
hey how's it going Tom
nose tackle
I was wondering red zone
maybe we start feeding me a little bit
could you imagine
if you walked over
that would be incredible
you're a fullback, though.
Aren't you in a package or two for him?
Yeah, I've been doing fullback plays, just blocking, that type of stuff.
I didn't realize how hard blocking, especially up at the line of scrimmage.
Normally, the first time I played the offensive snap
was last year against Arizona.
And here I'm lined up at the tight end wing,
and I'm over here sitting in my stands like,
oh, shit, I don't know the snap count.
I'm over here like, I don't know the snap count. I don't know the snap count.
I'm looking around.
All I see is Terrell Suggs in front of me like this, looking at the ball.
And I was like, I can't even see the ball.
I don't know the snap count.
And I was like, what the hell is about to go on?
I was over here.
I was like, damn, this thing is harder than I expected.
I thought I just got to go out there and block somebody.
Did you just hold?
You just did what every offensive lineman does, just hold him?
I kind of like gave him a little nudge.
And then a little nudge and he kind of, you know.
Got to go.
It made it.
That play made it on Good Morning Football.
Oh, you buried him.
No, I didn't bury him.
I don't want to get into all that.
Get in. Well. Hey, you buried him. No, I didn't bury him. I don't want to get into all that. Well...
He should!
I didn't bury him.
I just kind of...
I kind of knocked him off balance a little bit.
Okay, so I think maybe you do
take that particular tape in there, though, too, Tom.
And you say, listen, I've already mastered
the blocking.
Okay, I know the snap count now is a whole fucking new game.
Maybe go ahead and let me eat a little bit.
Go ahead and let the guy the ball.
Hand it off, even.
It was a lucky play.
If that was the road reversed, it probably would have happened to me, too.
I probably would have been on the ground and knocked over off balance.
You have any sweet moves you use in there on the interior line?
You do any sweet moves in there?
I got a nice little spin move that I do.
It's kind of scary, though, more like when you're closer to the ball,
like when you're head up in the center,
it's kind of a little bit more scary because the guards come down to help.
So if, like, I'm doing a spin, and right when I spin around,
the guards come down, they can blow me up.
So it's just like you got to know,
and you got to, like, try to hear their protection.
And if they're sliding this way, whatever way they're sliding,
then you know, oh, I can hit it or stuff like that.
Are you listening to them, especially now with the no crowd noise,
even more so than anybody else?
Was there any easy tells that you were able to get?
Not that anything's easy in defensive line,
but were you able to pay attention and hear, like, okay, who's sliding,
who needs help, potentially anything like that this year more so
than any other years because of the crowd?
Yeah, a lot of times it was, like, easier,
especially, like, snap count cadences.
Like, you could hear, like, our first game versus the Saints, it was, easier like especially like snap count cadences like you could hear like our first game versus the saints it was like weird as hell and coming out we're like
this feels like we're just we got a scrimmage going on like you we came out like normally you
know how it is normally you run out the tunnel and you got a whole bunch of like fans screaming
this and that especially in new orleans We ran out, and there was just nobody anywhere.
We were listening, and you could just hear music.
They said there was going to be crowd noise, and there was no crowd noise at all.
You're just out there, and you just hear Drew Brees yelling and all that.
You could hear him say, snap count.
Did you hear what he said?
Did he tell Jameis this is your team now. Did you hear what he said? Did he tell Jameis this is your team now?
Did you hear what he said?
Oh, yeah.
Did you hear him after you guys beat him in the playoffs?
He was screaming at Jameis, and we think he said,
this is your team now.
Did you hear him say that after that playoff game?
Did you hear that?
I saw that.
I saw that.
That was against us, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I was wondering because you were potentially on the field.
I don't know how loud Drew was
screaming at two Jameis, you know what I mean?
He was. I seen
it. I wasn't playing that game.
I was at home watching on TV.
I seen it. They kept replaying
and I seen it.
It sounded like he said that.
What happened? When you got injured, what happened?
It was just basically
I was going out for a tackle.
Me and Devin White were going out for the tackle at the same time.
And, you know, me and him were getting into a little argument before the game,
so he wanted to take me out.
Damn.
It's a good locker room you guys got.
No, I'm just playing.
It was just football, you know, just
stuff happens like that in football.
It's just wrong place at the wrong time.
We were both there at the same
time to get the tackle.
I was lower than he was, and
by the time we
made the tackle, he landed on top of me, but he
landed on my leg.
It happens.
Hey, low man wins. In this particular case, you lost.
Can't thank you enough for joining us, Vita.
You're the best, man.
Enjoy the offseason, will you?
Appreciate it.
Thank you so much for having me.
Tampa home?
Is that where you stay all offseason?
Yeah, I'm out here in Tampa.
I got to stay acclimated to the weather.
Smart.
Hey, good strategy.
Got to stay in Tampa because the humidity and everything, you know what I mean,
you need to let the body stay down there.
It killed me.
My rookie year, my first practice, I came out there, and I was over there.
I was out of shape because of the humidity.
And then one day we went in to practice in the indoor,
and I was just running around everywhere.
But it was like the first day of practice in OTAs, I walk outside, and I was just running around everywhere. But it was like the first day of practice in OTAs,
I walk outside and I was just drenched in sweat.
And I look at one of the DBs and this dude got a fat ass dip in his mouth.
And I was like, I can't even breathe.
How are you running around like this?
Just puking immediately day one.
A lot of big girl looks, I assume, day one in Tampa, by the way.
There's probably a lot of hands on hips, a lot of deep breathing.
It's always good during training camp.
Now, for me, I never had to do anything,
but you look down with the big boys, you know,
second day of training camp, a lot of arms firmly into hips, back bend.
Oh, my God, what do we got going on here?
That's the technique right there. Well, we appreciate going on here? That's the technique right there.
Well, we appreciate you joining us.
That's a Super Bowl champ, Vida Veya.
Yeah!
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a man who'll be joining aj hawk and i aj what's up., what's up, dude? What's up, man? Who's coming on? Thanks for doing what you did to my desk.
You know, you threw my earpieces over here.
There's everything sticky here.
Every battery was taken and gone.
There was things shut and broke over here.
The Sharon was moved over here.
I do appreciate you filling in, driving out here in the middle of a dangerous snowstorm to get the show done.
You did an incredible job.
I loved it.
Thank you for that.
But what you did with my desk is going to be something where it's going to be tough for me to forget.
Just want to let you know that.
Well, first off, I didn't break anything, and you know that.
I didn't steal anything either.
You had 19 random batteries just laying around.
You know that, first off.
And you try to give me some explanation that you know which one is dead and which ones are not which is a lie but yeah my computer as i see works pretty good
i mentioned on the show like after i spilled an energy drink on it hey this thing is pretty good
it's a good testament to apple yeah the keypad does it like the actual thing doesn't work by
the way it wasn't open it wasn't open when it was spilled well you must have oozed into my goddamn
keypad here because i can only use top corners of them you know what i mean so that'll be coming out of your paycheck for sure you also um with the
batteries i do know okay i do know what batteries are good you had them you tried to fuck with my
system you had them all over the place boxes were empty remember that there was actually empty boxes
this morning had to go find some new ones so So I appreciate what you did. I just want to let you know.
But I also know what you did.
Okay?
You tried to get my shit.
You tried to do my thing.
And I appreciate you not fully breaking everything.
Slammed the BB gun on the ground.
The thing won't even reload anymore.
And the baseball bat is not going to make contact with anything anymore.
Now that he put his fucking hands all over it.
You're chipping it, too.
I mean, it's unbelievable.
Speaking of chipping, a man who just won his first PGA event this past weekend.
Good friends with the Aaron Rodgers.
Ladies and gentlemen, Matt's home.
Let's go, man!
What's up, guys?
This is an honor. No.
The honor is ours, pal. I just want to let you know
sorry we had to do some house cleaning there.
AJ hosted last week
from here. Fucked up everything, Max.
Just everything in here got ruined
So I apologize
Thank you for joining us big champ
How you feel?
How's the body feel?
It feels good to be on
I watch Aaron's weekly press conference on here every Tuesday
So it's weird to finally get to be a part of it
Well we
By the way
Anytime you'd like to join us would be fantastic
Especially now PGA champion
How's that sound?
How's that feel max
going into the final day we got a chance to really do this thing what was the headspace like going in
that whole thing it was it was uh interesting the 350 wake up am wake up call help because i feel
like i was half asleep for like the majority of the morning um but it was good i was nervous
obviously um being from la it meant a lot.
And playing with Dustin Johnson, who's the best player in the world,
meant a lot to hang in there and tough it out.
But it was cool.
I don't know.
It was a lot of emotions.
But once I got in the heat of the battle, I felt like I was quite calm,
which is always a decent sign.
But I just kind of tried to let my clubs do the talking
and see what happened at the end. Decent do you feel uh i guess walking up to the green after you hit that amazing
approach shot in right like on your last hole of the the official tournament before you went to
overtime or extra holes like how i guess what was your brain doing like were you super excited
thinking like oh this is it i'm gonna do this in my hometown this is what i do and i guess what was that feeling compared to what it was like after you actually won yeah it was uh when i saw how
close the ball was i was like oh i think i just won the golf tournament and then i got over it
and i was so freaking nervous my hands were shaking my legs were shaking and i just i didn't
hit a great putt and my fortunately my caddy joe showed me the video after and it didn't hit a great putt. And unfortunately, my caddie, Joe, showed me the video after,
and it didn't look as bad a putt as I thought it was.
So it made me feel a little less bad about it.
But I felt like the win after the playoff was done felt like just relief.
I didn't want to – I played too good.
I felt like to have to go home on that negative.
I don't know if I could have lived with myself if i would have
lost in the playoff so uh it was sweet relief uh big deep breath once uh once we were done on that
second playoff you said you felt pretty good whenever you got into the thick of it or whatever
has there been times in a because golf is also mental i mean it is the most mental sport on earth
kicking punting also very mental there's a lot of people that are good at it, but to be at that elite level,
it's all in between the years, being able to repeat something
that has a high failure rate in a successful fashion over and over again.
Has there been times in the past where you've been in the thick of it
and you've just like your body wasn't able?
There's been a couple games where I thought like,
oh, I can't even catch a fucking ball right now.
Like has there ever been those moments? And how thought, oh, I can't even catch a fucking ball right now.
Has there ever been those moments?
And how do you get – is winning one, is this potentially going to be something you'll fall back on now?
Is there a weight off your shoulders that you won one,
if you can kind of describe that aspect of the whole thing?
Yeah, I guess.
So for me, when I'm on Sundays and in contention, I actually feel quite comfortable. But it's like – it's kind of what you just said. It's like before they snap the ball to you, you're like, how am I going to
catch? How am I going to catch it? And then once it all starts to move, it's like your body kind
of reacts. That's how I've I've always kind of felt. So once the clubs in my hand, I feel good.
But it's like Thursday, Friday, I've definitely been in the moment where I felt nervous and my
body wasn't reacting how it's supposed to. But for me, by the time Sunday comes around,
I always kind of tell myself if I'm in contention,
that means I'm doing a lot of things really well.
So I shouldn't feel negative.
You can feel anxious.
You can feel nervous.
But when you get the negative nerves, I think is where it's bad.
It should be fun to be nervous.
I mean, that's why I play golf.
Yeah, you earn that feeling, they say.
You earn that nerve. You earn
that feeling.
People would pay, I swear, people
would pay money to feel what I feel, even
when I miss a putt on 18. It's so fun.
It sucks, but it's
also like, I don't know.
I don't do drugs, but I imagine
that's what acid is like.
It's a wild ride.
It's a wild ride. I don't know, by the way. I think I have, and I'm not sure. I truly is like. It's a wild ride. It's a wild ride.
I don't know, by the way, I think I have, and I'm not sure.
I truly don't, but it's wild.
Hey, is it harder when you're standing over a putt like that to try to win a tournament?
Or I can imagine standing on the tee on 18.
Like I know, like I'm not a good golfer, but when I'm playing, there's a lot of times when,
hey, I'm not driving the ball in bounds.
Like let's say I drive the ball 12 times,
10 of them might be out of bounds somewhere if it's a tight course.
Like, is that tougher to do nervous or is putting tougher?
Putting is only because I feel like when it's, like, a big movement,
the, like, fast-switch muscles, like, aren't able to, you know, freak out.
And when you're putting, it's,'s like so subtle that any little like flick
so it's hard you feel like you get the jello legs I also always felt like in putting there's a very
defined outcome of success which is the ball going into the hole whereas if you're in a driver
I mean the fairway is 40 30 yards wide so like the ball could be a little off but I get also kind of depends if you're putting really well that day,
I feel like that's easier.
And if you're driving really well that day, that's easier.
So kind of, I feel like it fluctuates at that moment in time,
I was driving it well.
So the tee shot felt a lot easier than that putt.
So when you're putting in your inner group, so there'll be like a,
you know, a scramble.
I'll be a part of a scramble.
Used to be asked to be part of these scrambles.
I'll never do it again because when you're like a celebrity scramble, what's that?
A lot of pressure in those scrambles if you're the fourth guy.
Yeah, well, if you're the fifth guy too, like the celebrity person, like fundraiser,
okay, I got to spend four hours with this group of friends right here.
And this is a blast for sure, but there's a lot of things.
But if that putter starts getting hot for me, it's like, okay, here we go.
At that professional level, do you get in a groove with some clubs? a lot of things but if that putter starts getting hot for me it's like okay here we go at that
professional level do you get in a groove with some clubs and is that adjust anything with any
of your for instance if i'm hitting a seven iron well okay anywhere from about 185 down to about
three quarter we can probably go three quarter here 155 160 i'm just going to stick with this
is that anything in the professional world or is is there any of that real life golf stuff that happens for the people that are very good no it's definitely i would say
not maybe not just like one specific golf club like that would be kind of rare but uh the idea
you know if like my short irons are good like 987 um you know you're just trying to like will your
way to have those clubs in uh putting when you're putting really well it's just like just get me on the damn green i'll make it i don't care how far it is so you're getting those grooves
with certain certain areas i do i have a buddy joel damon that plays on toward he says that he
gets he gets the opposite feeling with certain clubs where he thinks hey uh you know i have an
eight iron in my hand uh i there's no way i'm gonna hit this well so he has specific clubs that
sometimes don't feel good so he kind of has the anti version of of your scramble uh uh piece of it i don't know i don't know i got a lot of those
clubs i got a lot of those clubs that that guy has by the way that's why i have the seven iron
window that's 35 yards you know i mean there's a lot you gotta do what you gotta do any music
what do you listen to uh whenever you're warming up?
Because we always see you guys in the driving range.
You know, they're always hitting.
And, you know, Tiger and Charlie Woods were doing all that at the same time.
You know, is there music on headphones?
And also your tweet about trying to meet Tiger for all this time.
And then him handing you a trophy was fantastic.
So let's start with the warm-up.
What's the music?
And then now, what is it like knowing that you and Tiger,
same people, basically?
Yes, same guy.
Same guy.
You know, warm-up, I don't listen to music
because my caddy likes to talk or whatever
so we can be friends.
But on the drive-in, I always listen to music.
This week, I was listening to, well, formerly known as Mike Studd,
now Just Mike, and Jack Harlow.
So I was jamming out to the Tyler Hero song every morning
before I got to the golf course.
So that was a good vibe.
And I listened to Mike's song Rodman, which talks about PCH drive.
So I drive up PCH every day, kind of get corny, flip it on, live the dream.
And then, yeah, Tiger, I think we're best friends now.
I mean, it seems pretty obvious.
I mean, we hung out for like six minutes yesterday.
That's best friend material if I've ever heard of it.
Hey, Pat mentioned playing, like getting paired up with a group.
And, yeah, sometimes you may be stuck with them four or five hours.
Do you have like favorite guys out there that you may be close with
or that you play well with?
And then I don't know if you would answer or not.
On the flip side, I can imagine it may be tough sometimes to play with a guy
that is very slow, maybe he's yelling at his caddy the whole time,
maybe he just doesn't vibe with your personality.
Who do you hate?
Who do I hate?
Anybody slow.
Good.
So that's an easy one anyone slow yeah sorry my wife just
came in with chick-fil-a so i'm uh but who do i like so the funny thing is is yesterday i played
with taylor gooch and taylor's like my one of my closest friends, not just in golf, but just like in life.
So it was a dream.
He helped me actually meet my wife, my now wife.
So it was wild to get to play with him.
And it also helps he's fast at golf.
So, you know, you just don't want to play with anybody slow,
especially when you're vibing.
You don't want the dude that's going to do three spins around the hole and uh you know take five minutes hit a putt when you're in a groove so
i had a dream situation yesterday let's talk about the gooch a little bit so when you and
gooch are out there is he are you guys is that his name by the way taylor gooch yeah i say we're
friends because he's the only one with a name that got probably less picked on than me in high school. Well, hey.
Or more picked on.
Hey, Homer's a clean name.
Let's not – hey, that's a clean name.
It's clean, but I don't know.
People like to pick on it.
Call me Homer Simpson.
Oh, no.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Whatever it is.
So are you guys complimenting each other on the –
so my biggest issue was this in the golf world.
I stink at golf.
I watched golf on Sundays when John Daly was swinging them
and Tiger was doing his thing.
Always intrigued by the sport.
But the professional, I don't think I ever really dove into it.
It felt like everybody was so nice to each other, right?
It's like, hat off, congratulations, you just beat me for $2 million today. Have a good one. You know
what I mean? It was a gentleman's game. Everybody's kind of really nice to each other. And then I
think that was when Tiger really flipped it on its head because he was like the uber competitive.
It was almost like any other professional sport was almost making its way into golf.
How is that balance of knowing
that some days aren't just going to be your day somebody else is going to win and whenever you're
dealing with something that's like a 16th of an inch success rate there's a chance you're going
to fail but also being like uber competitive with these people as well because it seems like that is
a sport where it's a lot of like oh congrats you beat me when you can see how some people be like
fuck you you know like
if it wasn't for a tree if it wasn't for the wind you know what i mean it feels like you guys have a
lot more respect amongst each other am i reading that right from the outside looking in yeah i mean
i think everybody's got a little like fuck you in them uh but at the same time i don't know i've
always tried to put myself in the mindset that I want to go out and
earn it. And I want you to play your best. And I want my best to be better than your best,
you know, on that day. So you try to put yourself in that headspace, but at the same time,
you know, you're going to have that tree, you're going to have that win. Something's going to go
funny at, you know, almost every week. But I do think that there's a there's a general respect uh with the golfers i
think you know it's obviously like you mentioned it's a very mental sport uh so i think everybody
appreciates what you have to go through to win or to succeed so i feel like i feel like there's a
good there's a good vibe between the guys out there i don't think there's a lot of rooting
against um i feel like you you are trying to just get out there and and see what your best is and you know if it adds up to a win then obviously
that's that's a that's a bonus so really is you a nice swing pat thank you hey people say i'm a
good like air swinger you know and that's something that is something and i do believe
have we've never sent a i don't think we've got. I don't think you've roasted one of my swings yet.
I don't think I've gotten a full... I think I'd remember it.
From the looks of your practice swings, I'd remember it.
What are you saying?
How many takes, by the way?
How many takes on most of those? Alright, is that
one time through? Or do we listen?
Redo the... Do you...
How long does it take for you to get to the
full burial?
It depends. I mean, I don't know.
I could lie and say that they're all just perfect one take.
A couple of them, you know, I need a little, some thought.
Oh boy, here we go.
Okay, I got a wedge.
Here we go.
61 degree if you're wondering.
Okay.
It's on my back foot, you see?
Can I?
Yeah, yeah, you got it.
Oh, that's good, yeah.
Oh, oh, oh.
You ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm ready.
Okay.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. You see? Can I? Yeah, yeah. You got it.
Oh, that's good, yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You ready?
Yeah, I'm very ready.
Okay.
Oh, my.
Are you fucking kidding me, Matt?
Wow.
Man, you know,
that was
that was something.
It's in the bucket.
Hey, Pat, with that kind of speed, you're a punter.
I don't think that they – I don't think that –
you'd have to punt from their 30-yard line.
Okay.
Oh.
Punter, please.
Please, I'll fucking swing the wrench, pal.
All right, there's a TV right here, Max
Max, now that it's home is tour
Are you going to take the next step
And start drinking like 10 protein shakes a day
So you can continue to be at the top of your game
Yeah, so you can start driving
Why stop at 10, you know
I think they come in packs of 12
So you might as well just dust right there
Hey, when DeChambeau shows up looking like that
What's the first reaction out of everybody?
He is a big dude.
I mean, I'm not going to lie.
They try to do a golf like the, oh, he could be a linebacker in football.
So I'm not going to go that far because I know what actual linebackers look like.
They're a lot bigger.
But Bryson's a big dude.
It's amazing.
It's impressive what he's done.
I mean, regardless of the golf skill and all that, I mean, he obviously has everything.
But the fact that you could change your body with that kind of discipline
is incredible.
Yeah, it's amazing.
Do you ever see him going back to, like, what he once was?
Like, all of a sudden he goes on, like, hey, I'm on a cutting plan.
He goes on a two-year deal where he loses a bunch of weight.
And are you noticing any other guys trying to get all jacked up right now there's definitely a bigger trend i don't i would doubt
bryson would go back but i'm not super i don't know the timeline of when bulking season is but
maybe we're in the midst of bulking season and i've always just tried to stay like you know
medium out of shape uh but i have noticed there's a lot of people getting into working out trying
to hit it further uh he's obviously changed kind of the game a little bit in that aspect
um because he's swinging it so freaking fast but um i think some people might be going the route
less to gain mass and more maybe flexibility but i don't know people are definitely you could see
they're they're searching for speed somehow so when did you get paid today yesterday when do you
get paid in this game and what are we we buying aside from Chick-fil-A?
Which, by the way, congrats on that move there.
Thank you.
I think I get paid tomorrow.
Shout-out to Marley.
What's up?
I might get guac on my bowl and then a side of guac just in time.
Whoa!
Fucking making it rain over there.
You deserve it.
Can't wait to see you win some more.
Thank you for making time.
I know you're very busy today.
Yeah, thank you, boys.
It's an honor and a privilege.
I'm stoked I got to talk to you guys.
It's neither, but we appreciate you.
Ladies and gentlemen, Max Harmer.
Yeah, Max!
He's a good golfer.
What did he want from me?
Did you watch it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I saw it.
I figured.
Watch out.
Don't spill that drink.
I have respect for the Celsius, by the way.
And by the way, if you spilled a peach vibe,
these motherfuckers are impossible to find.
If you're just dumping them all over my...
Oh, no.
The nerve on you.
What happened?
The nerve on you, by the way way just what you did to all my
shit here is just a next level it's all it's all still there it's fine i would never drink
anything peach it was the strawberry i think i spilled by the way i have not had strawberry
but this peach vibe one unbelievable the orange one unbelievable uh we kept him like five minutes
too long by the way he had like seven other things i think he had to do. It's hard to hold a can when your hands look like they've been mangled by a garbage can.
It's a claw.
Nick's the best.
Should have seen what he was doing to the mic.
I heard it.
Bashing it around with his fist.
I was giving an answer in the middle of something.
I heard a boom in the back.
I'm like, I actually stopped my answer.
I said, hope everybody's okay back there.
Whatever I heard there and just kept it moving. From what I learned, hope everybody's okay back there, whatever I heard there,
and just kept on moving.
From what I learned, because I couldn't see the whole thing,
that was you just bebopping on my microphone the entire time.
No, I actually was thinking about how you knock it away.
I'm trying to figure out, like, okay, I'm not even going to touch this because it feels very sensitive.
If you heard any banging, it was your dumb BB gun, your bat,
and everything trying to lean it up on that damn lacquered stage you have.
Lean it up, dude.
You dropped the BB gun down with no respect for it.
What about the social distance finger thing from Dr. Pepper?
What'd you do?
Just pick this up and spike it?
We don't believe in this in Ohio.
Never touched that.
I did not touch that.
Tossed it.
This thing's just all over the ground now.
You know whose problem this is?
It's fucking yours, dude.
You know what I mean?
You just broke this thing.
Everything in here, you just picked up and threw it.
Yeah, you saw it.
And you threw it, dude.
Never touched it.
I never touched that big finger.
It sat on the ground.
It never was moved during my time.
All right.
We got to move on.
You fucked up everything, but the show was good.
So it doesn't matter.
It would have been the straightest finger
he's ever owned.
It doesn't matter.
Could you imagine
if that one was within his others?
It would look normal.
It also would be pointing at the ground.
He'd have to walk around
like he's pushing a broom
the entire time with his finger.
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