The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 628 - Jim Irsay Speaks On The Carson Wentz Era, Tom Segura, & AJ Hawk

Episode Date: March 30, 2022

On today's show, Pat, AJ Hawk, and the boys chat about Jim Irsay's comments about Carson Wentz and why the Colts had to make a change at Quarterback after the way the season ended, if Lamar Jackson and Baltimore are going to reach an agreement on a contract extension or not, why the Browns guaranteeing Deshaun Watson all that money puts the Ravens a tough spot in the eyes of their owner, plus Mitt unveils his first mock draft of the pre-draft cycle as we start to look at who some of the top picks might be. Joining the progrum to chat about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, why he's pissed about the situation and what should've been done, his current comedy tour that he's on, and much more is one of the funniest human beings on the planet, co-host of the Your Mom's House podcast and 2 Bears 1 Cave, absolute legend, Tom Segura (43:01-51:20). Make sure you subscribe to youtube.com/thepatmcafeeshow to watch the show, and listen on Sirius XM Channel 82, Mad Dog Radio. We appreciate the hell out of all you. See you tomorrow, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello, beautiful people. It is WrestleMania Wednesday, March 30th, 2022. This sports show begins now. Can't thank you enough for joining us here on this glorious day. Just got a haircut. I feel damn good. Wearing a little light blue here because the weather is turning here in Indianapolis. Supposed to be 70 degrees today. That doesn't mean anything because we're flying down to Dallas. We'll be doing the show live from Dallas, Texas the next two days. And then obviously WrestleMania weekend ending on WrestleMania Sunday

when I make my debut in POW! Austin Theory right here. Kiss her. I'm looking at anything early. I will say last night I boxed three different opponents in the outclassed level of the Oculus thrill of the fight boxing

it is very difficult it is great cardio and I threw 609 punches in my last fight whenever I say that I'm in the best shape I've ever been in my life I mean that

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There's a lot of NFL news that we'll cover today, and hopefully some of your phone calls on the 5-Hour Energy phone line. 1-833-4MAC if he can't wait to chat with you. J.J. Reddick joins us today. Okay. He's been on the show before. He's awesome. Yeah.

He is very good at what he does. I've actually asked him numerous questions about what I had heard about him at Duke being an absolute legend. He's told us stories. He has a great basketball mind, incredible resume, and with what's going on with Duke UNC and the NBA, it's perfect timing

to have the old man in three here, J.J. Redick, and also Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Tom, yay! Yeah, Tom Segura has, you know, spoken up pretty loudly about comedians making jokes and getting smacked for it. Friend of the show, can't wait to chat with him. He's currently on tour. I think he does two different shows, one in English, one in Spanish.

Wow. So he has like two English shows, two Spanish shows in almost every city. He is crushing. We'll ask him, obviously, an update on his arm. You know, if you do recall, his left arm committed treason to him as he was trying to dunk. Behind his back, he fell blue. Blew his knee out and his arm out in one fall.

He's the best. I went to chat with him. Jim Irsay saying stuff. We'll chat about that. I mean, that was expected. Kind of interesting. Jim and I are almost on the same exact wavelength. And people are

wondering if Jim told me to be the voice of how he felt for all this time. No, no, no. I just feel like as a Colt, I understand what the expectations are in that building. I think I understand what Jim Irsay feels about football. I think I've seen Jim Irsay watch a game, which is every single play he's living and dying with.

So whenever Carson Wentz is living and dying on every single play, and this dude's watching Unitas play, Peyton Manning, Andrew Luck. He played football at SMU. He grew up cleaning jocks, is what he'll say, and socks. And he's in the football world. Whenever your quarterback is a reckless quarterback, that is never a good way to win.

And I think Jim Irsay knew that. I think Jim Irsay expected that. And he said that, you know, it just wasn't right. It wasn't right. We're excited to move on. A lot of times you don't know why, but you just know it isn't. It was important for us to move in a different direction. He knew why.

Carson was too reckless. Yeah. That wasn't the only thing he said. We'll continue to break down everything Jim Irsay said, one of the most electrifying move in a different direction. He knew why. Carson was too reckless. Yeah. That wasn't the only thing he said. We'll continue to break down everything Jim Mercer said, one of the most electrifying owners in all of sports. The Toxic Table is here at Boston Conner. Looking fantastic. The mullet freshly cleaned up, I believe.

Yes, thank you, Pat. Your hair looks fantastic as well. It's a little high, a little tight here. Feeling good about it. You know it's going to be an 8K in a couple days. What? Mm-hmm. Wait till you see what I'm wearing, by the way.

Ooh. That kind of got put together yesterday probably should have been playing for that a long time ago no no no i feel pretty good it would be yeah i feel pretty good and ty schmidt look what you're wearing yeah the member of the evil empire hey hey ty schmidt congrats wow well as a trasher feels good 66 in honor of super mario and of course, Gordon Bombay. So, yeah, it feels good to be one of the bad guys. I love this tarp. Well, you know, I mean, basically right winger, a lot of that.

But, hey, wherever you want to plug me in, I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. I will say you will not find another office that's a bigger fan of the Trashers and the Galante family than this one. No, absolutely not. They were so nice to us. They were so incredibly nice to us. Now, whenever I start talking about Faygo Pop at Tone Diggs,

and Nick, I know you're back there. Zito is on the road to WrestleMania. He's down in Dallas already setting up the Zito production studio. Evan Fox, he's here. Bubba Gumpino looks amazing back in the back. You look great, pal. Tone Diggs, whenever I was given the okay to say the word that rhymes with Fay go pop, what went through your entire soul there?

Well, at first, originally, I set the balls on this guy, first and foremost. Sure. And then I immediately, well, I didn't because I can't, but I thought, what is Jimmy doing here? But, I mean, what Jimmy says, Jimmy goes and Jimmy does. So, I mean. I don't want everybody to know. I will not say that word publicly. No. Sure. Never. I would like to let everybody know privately. I'm going to let that one

fly. Because you can't. I was given the G card. I was given the G card and everybody saw it publicly by the whole thing. The Glante card was handed over to me and 23andMe also in there. But Tone, let's talk. There's a lot of things going on in the NFL. One thing that is very interesting to you, and I think it's

because you're AFC North, is something that we should keep our eyes on. And it's not that the Cincinnati Bengals are actively trying to build an indoor practice facility. Hey, let's go Bengals becoming an adult franchise. And you're becoming a billion dollar industry. You're going to catch up to the rest of the world

like 1995. You made it to the Super Bowl without one, living like a high school program in a single A class high school. Now let's see what they're able to do, soar to higher heights. And the executive for the Bengals said at the league meeting, hey, we are trying to build an indoor

practice facility. We are actively doing that at the moment. I wonder who asked the question. I wonder if Bob Kraft said, we haven't won a fucking playoff game in three years, but you guys don't even have a goddamn indoor facility. And then Jim Hersey goes, well, we got a terrible quarterback, brother, but we got a fucking indoor facility.

And then Jerry Jones goes, you motherfuckers up there making us look like a goddamn joke. Do you know that the Cricket League got indoor facilities for everybody? And then they had to defend themselves. We're actively trying to build it, which, by the way, we are pumped for. We heard zero players from the Bengals come out and say,

hey, Pat, stop screaming about the indoor practice facility. Heard zero coaches come out and say, hey, Pat, stop screaming about the indoor practice facility. The only thing we heard from were dumb Bengals fans who had no idea that what we were bringing to light would help your program, would help your franchise. And I'm very excited about it. It didn't mean that it didn't,

it wasn't a knock on the franchise as a whole looking childish and unprofessional and amateur and everything like that. You might've taken it that way because that is how it looks. Whenever you're in the NFL, the biggest league on earth, and you don't have an indoor practice facility and you have to go in the NFL, the biggest league on earth, and you don't have an indoor practice facility,

and you have to go use the universities down the road after the lacrosse team gets off before intramural frisbee, and then you've got to hope that you can get some Super Bowl practice in there. It's 2022. Figure it the fuck out. I'm happy to say that they are doing that. Congrats on the back. Here we go, boys. Also in the AFC North, Lamar Jackson is still on his first contract.

He is not extended. He is not renegotiated. And Biscotti came out and said at the league meetings, he said it's hard to tell Lamar Jackson, hey, you've got to get in here and get this thing done. With the way his quote read and sounded, the Ravens would like to extend Lamar Jackson to a long-term deal. Now, Steve Biscotti also talked about how pissed off he is about the Browns giving $230 million guaranteed to a guy that hasn't won an MVP, to a guy that hasn't played in a year, and also has an immense amount of baggage on the side.

Because now Lamar Jackson, his mom, his people are like, oh, that's what Deshaun got. Interesting. That guy won four games last year. That guy hasn't won a playoff game. I've won a playoff game. I'm MVP. I'm in the same division. This is where we're setting the bar.

So Biscotti understands that that kind of offsets everything, especially with the guaranteed money. But it sounds like they would like to do a deal, and Lamar doesn't. Your take on that at Cowboy digs. Yeah, like the exact quote was, Eric can't keep calling him and say, hey, Lamar, you really need to get in here and get this thing done.

And you would think after a quarterback in the same division did get the $230 million guaranteed that Lamar would be chomping at the bit to get in there and get an extension done and be saying, I deserve something along these same lines. 200 plus may be guaranteed, but why isn't he going in there to do it?

Yeah, you'd think if you just walk into an office and get $250 million guaranteed, you would. Yeah, easy. That's something I think a lot of us would do. But I don't know if Lamar Jackson is necessarily driven strictly by numbers. I don't think he's necessarily driven strictly by money. And the immediate question is, does Lamar not want a long-term deal with the Ravens?

Whoa. Hold the phone. Bubba Gumpino, smiling like the butcher's dog in the back. Bubba Gumpino is reigning with an entire angle that Lamar wants to come back down to South Florida. He's a South Florida boy. Yeah.

The Dolphins are going all in. Let's win some Super Bowls for the hometown team with the hometown kid. Is that what's happening or is Lamar building up every piece of leverage he possibly can? Deshaun Watson just signed for $230 million guaranteed. There's going to be another quarterback. Tyler Murray's about to

sign for something. If he waits a couple more quarterbacks, his number's only going to go up. And with Amazon being in the game, Apple allegedly trying to get in the game, Google trying to get in the game, this salary cap's only going to climb, so maybe he is just trying to utilize every piece of leverage or maybe, Gumpy, he does want to go venture somewhere else and why wouldn't it be Miami, I guess?

Makes sense to me. I mean, I love Tua. I want to see how Tua does. Oh, what's this all about? Here we go. Tua's our guy. Never been told he's our guy. He is our guy.

But, I mean, Lamar Jackson to Miami makes sense. Yeah, well, Lamar Jackson come to Indiana, I think there would be 26 teams. Yeah. Probably they'll be like, waiting for Lamar Jackson? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Only one of those teams has three top 100 linemen, though. Indianapolis Colts. You got him right. Is that a compliment to the Colts? Oh, yeah. After what Jim said yesterday about Jacksonville and about Carson, I'm all the way back. I'm still pissed about paying for the stadium,

but I'll put that to the side for now. But you like the fact that Jim Irsay came out and said, hey, Jacksonville, no offense. You're the worst team in the league. You guys stink. You guys are terrible. Yeah. We have to beat Jacksonville.

I don't even know what the fuck could potentially be going on. It's basically what Ursae said. It looked like he was in a hotel in a one-on-one interview. I think it was with Zach Kiefer. I don't know exactly who it was. I follow at Colts Militia, and they had just a piece of it. And they cut out whoever was doing the interview. I don't know if the journalist is going to enjoy that at all,

but I saw Ursae sitting, basic-ass chair in a hotel room, cutting promos. You see, we can't listen to Jacksonville. It's not the right fit. We had to move on. We had to get out of here. And everybody took from what Jim Ursae said, oh, this guy hated Carson Wentz. I don't think it was ever personal between Jim Ursae and Carson Wentz. I honestly believe that nobody gives Jim Ursae enough credit

for understanding football, knowing football, and being dialed in for football because he's been around it his entire life. The guy became a GM at like 32 years old or something like that. He has seen great football, and I think that's what the Indianapolis Colts fans have been a part of as well. He also went on to mention about how he would like to see

how other franchises would have dealt with a once-in-a-generational player at the age of 29 after signing a big long-term deal, retiring at the end of training camp basically right before the season, after you have an entire team built around him, his contract, what he does well, and then him removing himself. Jim Irsay went to bat for a couple of different things. He was like, everybody's coming after Chris and Frank.

It's like, I'd like to see how you'd fucking handle your quarterback. Just quit nine days before the season, started retiring out of nowhere and just trying to find the missing piece, which has been the quarterback position, nine days before the season started retiring out of nowhere and just trying to find the missing piece which has been the quarterback position which by the way they had until nine days before the season decided to retire i love when jim mercy starts talking yeah it's the best he i saws i mean him sawing jacksonville down not only for being the worst human being but being like i mean shit you get up two scores in the first first quarter these guys are walking to the locker room. This game's over in 15 minutes.

By the way, that's him knowing football. These guys are looking. They fired their coach. Nobody that's there now is going to be there next year. You put them down 14, 17 early. They are looking to get off of that field and get out of that stadium. In Clowntown, the fans would have stuck around just to boo the entire time. And that's Ursae saying,

this is what, I would assume that was at that meeting with Bowerd and Frank was like, so how do we not go up 17 early and just have these motherfuckers quit? They are clowns. They had people dressed up like clowns, Frank. Frank. Frank, Jim Ursae, brother, pards. They're people like clowns in a goddamn stance. What are we even doing?

And, you know, Jim made that promise to all the people that live in indianapolis yeah you got damn right you want to two in the next what eight years now he wants parade yeah i have two of them not just one not a hey and jim is not he is not he said we're going all in and everybody's like oh we haven't done a goddamn thing all free agency a lot of big names off the board brings him matt r, and allegedly there's a veteran defender that he is all in on. So is that Tyron Matthew? Is that Gilly Lock?

Who is it? He said, we just got to see if it fits our culture, fits our scheme, but there's two guys we think we'll be able to go and get. Jim Irsay was talking in that interview. Oh yeah, and it feels like that they might go and get that guy because they still have plenty of cap space, and with Julian Blackman back there, they're going to be set for a long time if Honey Badger comes as well.

Do you think if Carson beat the Jags, even with how the season went, that he would end up getting rid of them either way, even if they made the playoffs? You know, after the – I think they make the playoffs, he can't. Okay. So I don't know if – I don't know if and i've not talked to jim about this but everybody because i'm associated with the colts assumes that everything i say comes from somebody in the colts it does not and believe me chris ballard wouldn't talk to me either whenever

i was fucking yeah i mean there was a lot of things chris ballard wasn't chatting with me i don't think frank was there for a while i'm not 100 sold that carson was ever jim ursa's guy like whenever they brought whenever they broached the subject of carson wentz I'm not 100% sold that Carson was ever Jim Irsay's guy. Like whenever they brought, whenever they broached the subject of Carson Wentz to Jim Irsay before the season, there's just been rumblings and rumors of people that have that he wasn't necessarily all in like, Hey, what, this is not a good idea. It ended bad in Philly. He's not healthy.

Who knows what the reason is, but with this program, with this franchise, with this team we have. So I think there was a little convincing that had to be done to jim ursay to get carson wentz on the team so then carson once gets on team he takes like 30 million dollars of jim ursay's money and he's playing and jim's watching this guy play so not only does he get hurt in training camp with a foot injury that he's had since high school that makes him miss time which is not a great start because injuries were a worry coming in then the vaccination thing happened where he wasn't vaccinated, which potentially helped other players on the team to be like,

well, he's not vaccinated, so I'm not going to be vaccinated, which then caused the Arizona Cardinals game that took place, which could end up terribly, especially with how close we were to the playoffs. And Jim Irsay, while he was performing in Nashville before the Tennessee Titans game with the Jim Irsay Collection, which is a museum. He had ZZ top player.

It is like a great show, I would assume. We haven't got the chance to go to any of these, but I think they're incredible shows. He was interviewed afterwards. He was like, well, our quarterback's hurt and he's not vaccinated. So you kind of heard, and Jim's never like that, by the way. Jim is, he's all about ball like, hey, let's win. Let's support these guys.

So when those comments came out of his mouth about the quarterback, I think I and everybody else that's been around the Colts organization was like, Jim's not necessarily in on this guy. I don't think all in. And I don't think it's as a person. I think it's as a player completely. And the decisions you make as a quarterback, and you're the franchise, the face of it, the leader, the person everybody's looking to.

And let's assume that Jim Irsay also has had conversations with other people around the building on how Carson fit in, whether that's the equipment room that has had the same equipment manager since they came from Baltimore or the athletic training room that has had the same exact athletic trainer since they came from Baltimore who are tight with Jim. Jim actually considers them friends and talks to them. So when Jim's saying these things, he's like, ah, it just wasn't a right fit for us. I do believe that is Jim Hersey's thoughts, but he's not making these fucking decisions alone. And although his dad had money and he was handed over the team, basically Jim Hersey

has had to been a good businessman and a sound businessman and a people person and street smart in a lot of different situations. If you look over his entire career, because as a young adult, i think he was kind of running his own life because of how his dad was so whenever you hear him say these types of things people can write it off because the narrative for a long time is that this guy doesn't know what he's talking about and he's had obviously his demons that he's battled publicly but jim is a fucking football guy and he knows how to run his business he knows his people in his business they've had a lot of success and now granted peyton manning helps out with that andrew luck helps out with that bill

polian helps out with that there's a lot of people that help but who hired all these motherfuckers yeah exactly so that never gets talked about whenever you see a franchise is turning over turning over turning over turning over everybody's like well they're not patient enough they're not patient enough well maybe uh it's not their. Maybe it's just their shit at hiring, and that could be a problem as well. Jim has always had people in the building that are very good at what they do. So whenever he says, like, yeah, it just wasn't the right fit for us, I think that's speaking a lot louder than just Jim watching the game and speaking. Well, and it doesn't have to be personal.

Like you said, I mean, if anyone knows what a franchise quarterback is supposed to look like it's jim mercer he's had you know like basically that guy outside of the previous five years for you know damn near yeah forever before that so like he and and yeah it might not it if it's not personal like there's still there's more to you're leading a billion dollar franchise there's more to just your play on the field and even more so he knows like so if anyone has the right to be like hey this just isn't the right fit and if anyone would know it would be jim or say well and that some owners are just attached you know and they have no idea what's going on in the building and from what i've heard jim is locked in the opposite all

the way back yeah like all the way back i believe his grandkids have brought him a lot of life i think there's a chance that at one point Jim was thinking about, like, not caring about anything or his life anymore, I think. Honestly, I don't – that's not from him telling me. That's just from me watching and observing his actions and where he's going. I think his grandkids have brought him full life. And I think he wants them to see the Colts win because then he's the cool grandpa, obviously. And I think he wants to see see the Colts win because then he's the cool grandpa, obviously. And I

think he wants to see them witness how a team is supposed to be run, how a business is supposed to be run, how life is supposed to be lived. I mean, he built a hockey rink up here for his grandkids. I mean, he is, I think it's really brought him all the way around, but him talking about the whole thing was wild because you'd have to assume that

there was a little smoke about Carson's leadership. There was a little smoke about carson's leadership yeah there was a little smoke a little bit that was coming out not from us no not from me although i could have asked but from like the athletic was reporting that there is reports about his leadership not necessarily being exactly what they thought it would be because frank reich talked about hey when carson shows up his energy is you feel his energy'm like, oh, that must mean this guy's a great leader. And I just assumed if you're paid a $100 million contract at the quarterback position, you're a great leader. But I would assume from the sounds of it, he was not the type of leader that Ursae was expecting from the quarterback position.

And once again, you have to assume that Ursae did his research around the building in a lot of different situations. Not just equipment room, athletic training room, but coaches that have been around a long time, scouts that have been around a long time, chefs that have been around a long time, just asking questions like, hey, what's the deal here? Those are some telling words. I wonder if Ron Rivera's looking at that going. Oh, shit.

What the fuck was Jim talking about? We found out Dan hasn't been in the building for a long time. Snyder? Yeah. Well, that's the thing. There's some owners that just enjoy game days. Like, hey, I like having a team. I am subcontracting you to run this business.

There's a president that makes decisions. There's a GM that makes the football decisions. The president runs the entire business operation. The GM runs the entire football operations. I'm going to show up. I would like either weekly or monthly updates on what's going on, and I'll see you at the game day when me and my six security guards and all my friends are walking across the field handshaking,

and I'm potentially meeting people for the first time that have worked for me for a year or two. Like that is not how Jim Irsay is. So it's fascinating to watch this shit. I love these league meetings. I hated them yesterday because we didn't get any news. But everybody is there. Yeah.

Every single person is there. How do we get access to these? I don't know. Ravshin? Do we just tell Ravshin? I think we should potentially go live from the league meetings going forward. I think you can, right? Because all the stuff we're seeing, too, is writers from The Athletic.

A lot of them are the ones who are there asking questions. And our guy, Ari Mirov, is a hustler, but he's in there. He's a pro football focus. Local reporters are the ones who are basically standing in front of the for the Patriots, I know at least, the reporters from Boston. We should try to get to these. Speaking of,

did you hear the biggest news of the day yesterday? What? It's awesome. Players are going to love it. Everyone's good for fans and everybody. Reporters are allowed back in the locker room after a? I mean, it's awesome. What? Players are going to love it. Everyone's good for fans and everybody. Reporters are allowed back in the locker room after a game. Oh, no. Anytime Tone starts running like that. I mean, you are the worst.

You know what I mean? There wasn't even a hint or a sense of something good was coming. No, no, no. Them tweeting that yesterday, like it was fucking groundbreaking. Thank God you're back in the locker room after the games what did we do without how many blue checks retweeted oh my god so many blue checks retweeted it's about time good journalism can't wait and i respect the journalists that cover the nfl i have the utmost respect for a lot of them not all of them a lot of them and what they do for the game needed for the game great for the game i never understood why that i was never talked to after game so this

does not affect me at all i am just strictly watching my friends have to deal with this and teammates have to deal with this in such that locker room is like a sacred place and it's built up to be a sacred place right it's talked about by a lot of these journalists as the locker room being this very important place and then immediately after either the biggest high of the season or maybe the lowest low of the season you let outsiders in there who are trying to either tell the story in a way that is great and i understand to grow the game but can't they do that in a press conference? I don't understand why it has to happen. And I get it.

There's probably some, something we don't know about happened and there's probably some reason for this. And I, once again, I have a lot of respect for a lot of the reporters that go in there and the people that I got to see work, but I've seen some of my friends be very pissed off that they didn't, they did not perform to the level in which they expected to perform. They put the work into perform or that we needed them to perform.

And then you got some punk fucking asking a question who we've never seen before. This is maybe from another city who doesn't know my friend at all, just trying to get this person to say something that that can go. And then all of a sudden you got four days. Now you've got to deal with this backlash of this bullshit. bullshit it's like is there not just a way that we can handle that although the media loves getting in there there was a way we did the last two years and i feel like we got just enough we got enough information just doing the press conferences

after the game we're very pro player show i think yeah because former player runs it and other former player who's a freak athlete. Freak athlete. We were reminded of that yesterday, which we do forget every time we call him a punk and a bitch and an asshole and a scumbag. Still all those things. But we're a very pro player thing. I don't know if anybody's ever spoken publicly about, like, why is that a thing? Because all the people that love it are the same people that were reporting that that was a decision that was made yesterday to your credit and to your point there like nobody cares that you guys are allowed to go in there like nobody yeah the press conference clips are just as good yeah and like if they wanted the pissed off player you're still going to get a

pissed off player at a press conference situation and there might even be a better moment for you like i think people love the corner of the lock corner of the locker room half dressed outburst it happens and as somebody that posted a photo from the locker room i don't think there should be any cameras in there all right i should i should not have had mine in there i was told that in a very large fine that i should not have mine in there or whatever but that's one of those things I just that locker room is awesome it's a very cool place after a win it's cool because everybody's happy after a loss it's cool because there's not a lot of people on earth that can understand what you're going through other than the people that are in there and by the way

not everybody in there can even understand what you're going through because a lot of them were maybe hired like two weeks ago a week ago they have no idea about what you have been through through training camps and through the off season and through the draft and injuries and everything like that in there you know you hear coaches talk about the five minutes like you get that five minutes before the media comes in or whatever it is it's like why is that even a thing like that should just be an all-time thing i just got a text message from frank maraldo here we go. Unfortunate. Oh,

man, let's get to a break. Also, we're pro player because of like you share your perspective and experiences that not a lot of people are privy to and we get that side of it that I feel like most of the time it's just watching those clips where they're trying to get a rise out of a player and then those people reacting to that instead of like the

actual psychology and like the human aspect of it. Well, and the guys get paid a lot of money to play a kid's game. I get it. It's like a king's ransom for a kid's game, whatever. I get that completely. But also this money has to last a lot of guys their entire

lives. They go through a lot of shit too A lot of guys are coming from next to nothing To where they get to The amount of pressure they feel on a daily basis And if our show can be a little bit of a Glimpse into the humanization of these athletes I'm kind of proud of that Yeah I didn't play a kids game

Because I worked harder than anybody else who played that game Well and also Can we still just have game on the end of it if somebody's making a lot of money off of it? Because then it immediately becomes business. Profession. Hey, is somebody making money off of this? Yeah.

All right, well, I should too then. That's a great way to look at it. That's a great way to look at it. That's a great way to view like entertainers and athletes and everything. Because a lot of times athletes are called idiots and dumb. And, you know, jocks have rocks for brains and everything like that. But then whenever they make a business decision and do something, oh, they're selfish. They're assholes.

They're this, they're that. It's like, well, maybe they're just making a good business decision here because they know that somebody else is making a good business decision at the same exact time as they are for the same exact pot that they're getting. It's a wild thing. The game is a beautiful one. That's why it's only growing. The drama, the action, it's the best fucking sport in the world.

By far. Bar none. I love it so much. I think we talked about this last week because Hooligans are wild. The soccer atmosphere is awesome. Herbstree talked about how college football is like the closest to European soccer atmospheres and everything. And I agree with that.

Imagine if that, they though, yes, had American football. Yeah. It'd be wild. Superbowl in London. Dude, those flares.

Yeah, yeah. Well, the Super Bowl in London would be insane, but it would also be because in soccer, their teams represent their city. We are going to war for our city right now. And football, American football, like that. I think football is the closest to my city versus your city. But the fans don't necessarily always act like, hey, this is a war.

Soccer feels like damn near every game. Like, hey, if that city beats our city, we lose our city to their city. Well, Rodgers' retinas would be burned out if that's how. What is the deal? What was going on there? Fucking Mo Salah, dude, getting laser pointers in his eye. What amateur Bush League shit's going on? Is this the World Cup qualifier?

That's Senegal, baby. I saw a video of a guy from the top balcony with one. He was focused, too. He showed up. It was game day for him, too. Mo Salah blasts a penalty over the net. First he's missed in a very long time, my friend. And right before, I thought the video was glitching

because there's so many green laser pointers in his eyes, his face, his neck, his chest. There was a couple bad shots, too, down here at the belly button. Those motherfuckers should have quit as soon as they found out that they couldn't hit the face, but there wasn't even a thought of stopping the lasers. Unbelievable. I thought it was like a joke at first, almost.

That's real. Oh, never mind. They're not going to the World Cup now. What a fucking joke. You kidding me? field fans man that wasn't a that wasn't a friendly no that was to go to the world one of the best players in the world doesn't get to go play in the world cup now because he had 14 laser pointers in his eyeballs while attempting a penalty kick now should have fucking made the kick make the kick yeah i've done it a million times.

Top shelf. That's where he was at. Yeah. But I do believe there's a chance. Just like when I was doing the kickoff for the Super Bowl, and all those flashes were just going crazy, and I'm like, oh, oh, oh. Is my dick out right now?

What is going on? And then you realize, no, no, this is like a photo that people are going to remember forever. That was a bit distracting. That being said, still had a pretty good ball in play. Pretty good. Wasn't the worst kickoff in a Super Bowl history. Wasn't the best, but that's all you're looking for. That's right.

I mean, get the guy a pair of shades or something. Yeah, but did anybody think about the ref? Yeah. We will not continue until every person puts it late. That wasn't even a thought in the ref. The ref was staring at He was fucking blasting him in the eyes as well. What if the ref, when he came over to his ears

and just started blowing the whistle? Can you do it or not? That's like training. Yeah. That's like training for pitchers and kickers and stuff. Like, we're going to yell, we're going to throw shit in front of you.

So in the game, it's easier. It's like Mo Salah's like, I have never seen a green laser born in my two years. The NFL is always cooking, though. Joining us now is an NFL legend, a man who we were reminded of his athleticism just yesterday in a photo in which he was jumping over another NFL player.

Now, granted, I know it is Darren Sproles, who is notoriously known as the most undersized NFL stud of all time, but he is still an adult human, 5'8", 5'7", whatever he is. And there is a photo we found on the internet yesterday and seen and reminded of, of this dude who's about to join us, jumping completely over him to bat a ball on

the last play of the game to win the game. Now, he was obviously called for pass interference and had to replay it and he was not happy, but ladies and gentlemen, joining us now. All-time leading tackler for the green bay packers super bowl champion college football national champion covid survivor aj ha what's going on bub what's up bub how you guys doing hey we're good over here had an interesting first hour interesting first hour what happened well zito's not here so we got a lot going on tech-wise in the back,

because Zito does a lot for us, and we love and miss Zito. We'll see him tomorrow in Dallas. But also, we've got a little conversation about what happens after death. And this is a sports show, and everybody wants to know what we're thinking. Everybody obviously says, hey, I want to go to the newest member of the Danbury Trashers, Ty Schmidt, and hear what's going to happen after death. I want to go to this guy with a mullet from Boston And know what's going to happen after death But when that conversation starts it's hard not to dive into it

What happens after death AJ I believe something happens I've been trying to figure out what it is Because I'd like to be on good terms with whatever Something as in what though Obviously we know something happens with your physical body You're saying like some kind of spiritual, your soul, something happens to that? Yeah, your actual human, your actual being, right, is what's inside of these bones.

Isn't it? Don't you think that is what is your actual spirit? Can you measure that? Actually, they have measured a body immediately after they died, and it was like 0.5 grams or 5 grams difference in weight. Holy shit. Did they poop their pants, though, or piss when they died? it was like 0.5 grams or five grams difference in weight. Holy shit. Did they poop their pants, though, or piss when they died? That does happen.

Because I lost three and a half last night, one piss. Really? I was overnight. I pissed when I fell asleep. Weighed myself, pissed, slept, pissed in the morning, down three and a half. That's all. Wow. It was a pretty cool night, pretty cool evening.

But is that what happened, maybe? They just got scared and they peed there's a chance i just know that's what they like people consider like oh that's how much the soul weighs well you gotta that's a great line i would like to know who said that i'm telling i bet you could a coach told me once you can't measure a man's soul or it's true heart i think yeah i don't know if the soul kind of ties all together there I've seen it in a documentary you know they go

underneath that tree that has all the unobtainium underneath it and then they take the soul and they put it back in and there's a full like prayer thing that goes on so I've seen the soul float and go into something before right well but i don't know yeah so i mean that's so what do you think though you

just you just pivoted away from you which was really good really well done but what do you think something happens right i mean that's one of the questions that i feel like we we don't have an answer for i mean maybe tom cruise and guys of that stature have an answer but until they tell us we are in the dark all right this was a scientific experiment i did just actually find it's called the 21 grams experiment which was published in 1907 uh a guy from massachusetts of course duncan mcdougall hypothesized take it easy see again i didn't say anything. I'm just, you know. McDougal, his name, hypothesized that souls have physical weight and measured the mass lost by a human when? Right after they died and it was 21 grams.

So in 1907, they didn't have the internet or anything? No. One person? We did this with one person? No, I think you did it with a bunch of people. I didn't click on it because I didn't want to, you know, go through an entire thing. just gave the google just real quick though and i do not this is not me saying old buddy's not right duncan mcdougall mcdougall

thank you i'm sure he's still around no he's dead he's long dead yeah he died his soul actually was lighter yeah he lost a lot about him they learned a lot about him when he died his soul was a lot lighter than somebody else anyways um This guy's got no soul. Anyways, back then, they were nowhere near as smart as we are now, right? I hope not. So there had to be some things that were probably wrong and some researches that we've ran with for a long time or did run with for a long time.

Not saying this. Obviously not this. 2012. And you mean current day? Yeah, like everyone's on the same page and everything is black and white, right? Like facts are facts. We've come that, you're right. Congratulations. We've come this far. Hey, good for us. Hey, the

information age. Good for us. I'm happy we get to live it. We all agree on everything. Yeah, I'm happy we get to agree on this because facts are always on just one side it seems. That's right. AJ still hasn't answered your question. Yeah, what happens, AJ? What do you think, dude? i'm hoping that this may be like my 50th show of a human that i've been in i'm hoping i get to pop around i don't even know it maybe i know i'm like this is my 64th vessel from

a different human or animal i've been in we've heard people say that before like i've been in a conversation where somebody said that straight faced and i was like well goddamn with the right you know yeah there's a chance they could be right like think about how many times they just dropped it on somebody and they just so happen to know and nobody else does that doesn't make a hundred percent sense to me but i uh reincarnation would be dope i think that'd be sweet i mean isn't this a big reason why people join like the actual like cults that are out there and they go and they think they're going to be taken by a spaceship somewhere like they think they're going to heaven or this better place well it's every religion then in that particular conversation they well

just can't take it to that extreme you can't have the main dude banging everybody and you can't be killing yourself trying to catch a ufo yeah the extremist that doesn't sound like a that is a different level of religion it is is. It sounds like. Reincarnation-wise, could you imagine what AJ did in his life life to become freaking AJ Hawk? Did he cure something? 4'4", 40, and 265. How much did you weigh? He was a nun.

248 at the combine. 248 running a 4'4". My God. Fifth overall pick. Fourth player in 22 years. Think about that. 248 pounds. That safety from Notre Dame just ran a 4.7.

What's he, 220, 230? Probably. They're saying he's 250 pounds. This dude runs a 4.4. You're on all the juice. You were taking all the juice, weren't you? I would have felt and looked a lot better, I'm guessing, if I was juicing back then.

You did just look kind of like standard white, too, and then out of nowhere, ah, ah. Maybe that's why he grew the hair. You never told look kind of like standard white too and then out of nowhere ha ha ha maybe that's why I grew the hair. You never told me what happens when you die. I think something. So I just try to be nice to people. You're saying it doesn't just boom go black nothing. I don't know

I think something maybe you even and you get to watch what happens and then you just kind of disappear. What if you go to another place and you get to pick an avatar from yourself and you just live on another planet like i'd like to be the this version of me then i'd be like the 28th version of me i want to be the third and you just kind of go do your thing that's kind of like heaven you get to pick your prime and then you just go oh so you do in heaven i get to show up and say give me a 21 year old me 34 year old me brain and 34 year old mouth

it's like when there's those experiences that are recalled from people who like die and see their grandparents and all that but then they get brought back to life they see their grandparents they're floating from above their body in the hospital or whatever they tell the story I've read those books I don't know

I don't know either who can tell them they're a liar? Just them? Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. That seems interesting. You know how like there's a lot of people on Earth. So like that second that you die, you're not the only one that dies in that second.

I like to think that you have to fight someone to the death, whoever died at the same time as you to then get into wherever you were going. There's going to be a lot of people there, right? I mean, is that a. Yeah. Is that only one survives? Royal Rumble. Yeah.

Royal Rumble. Over the top top yeah that'd be sweet i do wonder about the line you have to wait in at the pearly gates because there's a lot of people that fast pass do because you're a better person and by fast pass i mean maybe the hail mary is a fast pass i mean um so like the our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name. You know that whole thing, right, obviously? Yeah, I grew up going to Catholic church, of course. And it's every sport I've ever played, you say it before you go out. Yeah, me and Diggs, that's the football prayer. I used to love a basketball coach yell and cuss at us and freak out.

Oh, let's pray and get on a knee. We used to have that in college. Barwiss would come in and remind everybody that the objective of the game is to kill every human on the other team. And he would use multiple profanities in the middle of his rant. And then literally immediately, at the end, everybody's yelling, it was awesome. Those were some of the most electrifying moments I think I've ever been a part of.

We always chose to pray afterwards. Just like you said, I never understood it. When your your basketball coach would yell and then now let's pray and then that would all happen I'm like I feel like we should ride this juice you know I feel like this is one that should maybe come after the prayer but then some of them whatever the case let's talk a little football here Jim Irsay basically said uh yeah Carson Wentz and us didn't work out you ever been like it just didn't work out for both parties both people are better now. We're excited about it. Do you think that's because Jim Ursa, you know, around Unitas and Peyton

and a lot of really good football for a long time and a lot more invested in football than people give him any respect or credit for, I think, personally, just from an outsider's perspective. Him saying, for us, the fit just wasn't right. I don't know why. A lot of times you don't know why, but you know it isn't. It was important for us to the fit just wasn't right. I don't know why. A lot of times you don't know why, but you know it isn't. It was important for us to move in a different direction.

Ian Rappaport reported from the league meetings just yesterday. He did a sit-down meeting. We don't know if it was with the Athletic, with Zach Kiefer, or somebody who was in a hotel room. He was very transparent about it all. And everybody said, oh, he hates Carson. He hates Carson. I don't think he hates Carson in person. I just think he hated the experience of Carson, the football player.

Yeah, and I think he was somewhat nice about it, saying for some reason that just the fit wasn't right, it didn't feel right. And a lot of times you don't know why that's not right. I think the part that may bother Carson a little bit is when he said, oh, when you look at where we were then from where we are now, like basically saying how far we've come, when you haven't played any games, you've just got a different quarterback. That's probably going to hurt Carson a little bit.

Yeah. He might be talking about the comfort level of the fans maybe. And he might've been talking about after the trade happened, we had no quarterback to Matt Ryan, but in that same area of conversation, Carson could definitely take that as a shot. And the people could see that as a shot at Carson Wentz, Jim or say though,

so transparent. We'll just talk, have a good time, move along. He has to be so pumped that Matt Ryan's in the building. Yeah. When Matt Ryan got off that plane in that suit, Jim Irsay was like, brother, we got a fucking guy here now. And then we did that press conference all by himself up there on that stage,

by the way. There was no GM, there was no coach. It was just him up on the stage stage and he was just answering every question exactly how you would hope a quarterback would answer give me the movie character of a quarterback at all time that is what we're looking for that's quarterback position that's tom brady right uber competitive super dialed in eats terrible shit to keep his body in the best shape he is a movie character of a quarterback Peyton Manning movie character of a quarterback everything about his life was

being a quarterback in the NFL he'd do commercials guess who he was playing in all those commercials NFL quarterback Peyton Manning he just loved being an NFL quarterback and everything he said was NFL quarterback because his dad his brother all his family friends are part of the NFL. That is what I think every team is praying for and hoping for. And I feel like Jim Irsay said a lot of that, basically, in the conversation that he had to sit down that he had in the hotel room. Yeah, and going back to what you said earlier, you were saying how maybe people don't give him the football respect they should,

like decision-making, evaluating things, like looking overall at the team. I think you're probably right just because all we see is Jim Irsay buying million-dollar guitars and playing music. He's doing what a billionaire should do that wants to have a good time, and he's very competitive too. So I think because of all that, maybe some people for some reason don't take him as serious when it comes to football. Joining us right now is a man who's a future billionaire, who we all believe.

Incredible businessman, incredible podcast host, unbelievable stand-up comedian, friend of the show, ladies and gentlemen, Tom Segura. Yeah! What's up, guys? Where are you at, New York? I'm in New York. I'm wearing this hat because my alopecia's acting up.

Jesus. Okay, Tom. I'm happy you're joining us because I've been seeing you on the internet. Has this become a thing, huh? Is this what Will Smith did, do you feel like was an attack on all comedians and maybe setting a precedent for what you can do or jokes being not

accepted in the right way? Fuck that cuck. Let me tell you this, man. The idea that you're entitled ass things because your feelings are hurt you get to assault one of the all-time greats because you fucking feel and then the cowards the spineless cowards that are in hollywood in comedy. We have a list going of these fucking guys. Anybody who did not stand up and say some shit for Chris Rock, we're going to ruin your fucking life.

I just want you to know that. How come? Do you feel like that was an attack on all of comedy there? What it is, is that it's a display of entitlement. It's a very powerful, very wealthy, influential star who just decided, yeah, I didn't like that. I'm going to smack you.

And then gets to sit down, collect his award, get a round of applause, enjoy his night. It's insane. It's like a gross exaggeration. You see it all the time. You see entitlement everywhere. And that was on full display for the world to see. I have fucking zero respect for that bitch.

And I feel like more people need to come out and say it. It's unacceptable. Tom, what do you think Chris Rock was going to say? He held himself back. I feel like he was very composed. It looked like he had something keyed up. He was stunned. He'sed up. He was stunned. He's a professional. He was stunned.

He actually, you could tell when Will walks up that he's like, oh, this is going to be a funny bit. You're going to do something hilarious right now. And he gets smacked and he doesn't even know what to do. Hey, Tom, imagine if he walks up to him, puts his arm around him,

and they start doing something like that. That could have happened there, right? I mean, there could have been a funny bit that could have continued in that whole thing. Clearly, that's what he thinks is going to happen. He clearly thinks that's going to happen. And it's amazing that he could even recover and move on. I mean, look, dude, it's wild that that guy is getting away with that. And I just, you know, it's just entitlement.

I mean, you know, it reminds me, I used to live in LA and you'd be, uh, you'd be like on Beverly or Rodeo and you see these people in like Bentleys double park or be like in a handicap zone. And they would, then a parking enforcement person would be like, Hey, you park here and then the person in the bentley goes yeah there's no spaces and you're like yeah fuck face that's what happens go find a place to park and sometimes the person would get intimidated and be like okay and then sometimes they'd be like, I don't give a fuck. Here's your ticket.

And that's what Will Smith needs. He needs a big old fucking parking ticket. Hell yeah. Tom, what are you doing in New York? You doing shows? And is every comedian going to have a take on the Chris Rock Will Smith in their bit? Well, probably. I mean, I'll just let you know.

If you come on my stage, I'm not saying we know I can't jump. I can't. I'm not saying I can fight, but I'll bite your fucking face off. You fuck. I will disembowel you in front of your family to come on my stage. So I would tell you to get tickets, but all my shit's sold out. I make even the Spanish. I make I make a post-immunized aaron rogers money uh are you do you do the spanish show still as well and are those sold out too uh i throw them in sometimes like i throw a little spanish shit in just because i'm bilingual i'm working on ital now. I might do a third fucking language, but I mean,

you know, dude, I just give people a little, a little taste right now, but no, this tour is, is wild. It's fucking huge, man. And, uh, you know, I'm just happy. I'm happy that I get to do it. And I'm just, you know, people in power like that need to be checked. I'll just say that they need to be checked. You don't get to do that. And there's people who actually have the fucking balls to tell me they're like, you need to stay out of business because it isn't yours. This is my business. It's my business more than it's your

fucking business. So don't you think you can actually give me a lecture of what happens on a stage? Tom, you ever get into an uncomfortable situation like that with anybody? Because some of those corporate gigs I've heard from comedians are like the worst. So I assume these types of situations arise or no? I mean, I've never had that in particular happen.

I've had people try to stop shows. I've had people who are like, that joke is horribly tasteless. Move on. As a comedian, you just have to navigate it sometimes just slam them or you you figure out a way in the situation you know i've i've been like if you don't like this joke you can fucking leave which is honestly the best philosophy i think for for comedy i mean yeah i've had people i've been booed off stage nice so yeah i mean it's it's

it can go sideways. That's part of doing this long enough is that you're going to have really bad fucking shows. But there's no excuse for being like, I don't like that joke. Therefore, I get to assault you. It's not the way it goes, man. Yeah, and it can't become that either because I think comedy serves a vital role in our society honestly i do do you think that a lot of comedians sound too similar though oh it seems like and there's a difference between you and what bill and dave and rogue like the guys that are at the top of comedy you know kevin hart can sell out an arena anytime he wants but it feels

like there's a lot of comedians that are just doing comedy and they're all kind of doing the same thing do you get the sense of that or do you think the future of comedy is in okay hands or no i think we're in great hands there's a lot of like dude i mean you know i'm in new york right now there's so many funny dudes here uh i just ran into chris de stefano there's andrew schultz hey he's hold on hey hey uh two things andrew schultz had a three-minute bid on to open his flagrant two on Will Smith and Chris Rock, and it was very cleverly put together. And then Chris DiStefano, he tweeted me to come on the show. I don't know who the fuck he is.

Seems like a good guy. Everybody likes him, though. Is that accurate? He's fucking hilarious, dude. Him, Sam Murill, those guys are super fucking funny, and they're all blowing up uh uh tim dylan too they're they're super funny and i think everything's in good hands and you know uh yeah there's just there's there's hilarious people there's always going to be people that

sound like people just because you know they're trying to be fucking the next pat mcafee aj hawk you know i mean nobody's trying to do that look at these guys you guys are fucking retired you guys look like you could play today well i got a match this weekend i didn't know if a mystic rick mystic rick or whatever knew that i got a match this weekend you know tom sigarini you look fucking yo thanks man it's like the i tried to do the rehab that you had to do on your arm on my arms you know try to look like you in there. You coming off the top rope all Logan Paul style or what? What you doing, man? I mean, if I can look anything like Logan Paul, I'll be pumped up about

that. And if I could be as successful as that fucking guy, I'd be pumped up. I would be absolutely drowning in fucking wet box all day. That fucking guy. Jesus Christ. Good for him. I jack off to his abs Alright Tom

Thank you for joining us today man Hey shout out to Shout out to FanDuel Tom Tagore He's the best Big fan He's kind of drawing his line In the sand with this situation

Very much so yeah he's not the only one schultz i watched schultz do a literally he was wearing i believe he was wearing a knight costume like okay i saw the thumbnail i haven't watched it okay worth it i mean he the the you know just the brains of some of those comedians that's why i think i won't do it anymore because once i watch like somebody who's very good at it, I'm like, oh, my God, I am disrespecting this so much. Because the writing, just the clever tie-ins. That's a big deal, I think, personally, if you're going to do it. I think you should be incredible at it because there's a lot of people that are,

and then there's a lot of people that aren't. And I think in the NFL, you get to separate who's great and who isn't. And in a lot of these other things, there isn't a lot of separation. I thought I was abusing my right of being able to sell tickets there for a bit i'm like i should not do this but like tom some of his shows are just like it's like art almost like bill and dave and kevin hart and those guys and that schultz thing is like it is a very well pieced together thing i'm like oh fuck that is a murdering right there. All week, I can't wait to hear Bill and Dave talk about that incident in a stand-up. Oh, yeah.

I can't wait to hear Chris Rock. You think he's not going to be allowed to? Oh, no. I think he is. Yeah. I think he's going to unload. He just got somewhere for his first show. I saw something where he pulled up somewhere.

Well, his ticket sales, $300. By the way, I'm probably going. Yeah, you have to. Do you think for a guy like Tom, though, he's obviously pissed and he's going to address it. But when this happens this close to going on tour, that kind of upends a little bit what he's going to do in his set, right? It almost has to. Yeah, he would have to change the whole set. I think he's probably pumped up about it.

Something very topical just happened with me that I can tell a version that nobody else can tell that everybody else is going to try to do that's great news right for a brain like chris rock sign felt he did that one and he literally laid out how we all feel now like 40 years after his start like all right this is it we're out and we're all thinking about how we're going to get home when we're going to get home it was like literally he was talking exactly for everybody. It's like that type of brain is just not something everybody has. I have a lot of respect for it. I can't wait to hear what Tom says about the situation.

It seems like he is fiery about this. I saw when Tom jumped on Twitter instantly, and I was like, yes, he is not going to back down off this one. Remember Kreischer, who's Tom Segura's guy, Two Bears, One Cave. Also, Your Mom's House podcast, I believe he's a part of Tom Segura. He makes a lot of stuff. off this one remember kreischer who's tom segura's guy uh two bears one cave also your mom's house podcast i believe he's a part of tom segura he does he makes a lot of stuff i kreischer told a story about will smith helping him out right yeah they had like a pilot together or something he says he like discovered kreischer essentially and kind of like vouched for him uh to get his

start in hollywood and since segura and kreischer are so tight i would have just assumed like oh maybe will smith has met Tom and they know each other. But maybe they do and maybe he still is like, nah, it's fucked up. I ain't about it. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, yeah, I think it's pretty clear where Tom stands. I haven't heard any what Burt would say, but does Burt have a relationship with Will Smith like

currently? If I do recall, I think he's... The only part I remember is that he couldn't hear the life advice because Will was going to the bathroom. Yeah, strong stream. So. Mm-hmm. Hmm.

Was that from a special? No, I told her right here. Yeah. Oh, he said his piss stream was so strong he couldn't hear? What was the, what was the blades? What were the blades? Minekin? Mineki?

Oh, that. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. what are the blades minekin mineki oh the oh yeah jesus yeah burt gave us two two to three moments that were just fucking yeah like so much like crying laughing i remember who the guy's name was that was in the that drove the car with the wiper blades from canada to mexico or whatever straight through uh we the world needs more people that just try to make people laugh all the time. Yes. With that being said, Tom is like, yeah, I'm going to try to make you laugh.

You come up here, though, I'm going to make you cry. Okay, so it was the Michelin silicone wiper blades, Rainier Zytlo. Rainier Zytlo. Class from Alaska to Argentina. Hey, Rainier Zytlo, AJ, this guy's got stamina. He pissed in bottles all the way from where? Is this a story Burt told? No, it was the ads that their podcast had as well.

So they had already created Rainier Zeitloh's character, and we had as well, by the way. We had already started predicting who Rainier Zeitloh was in the middle of the ads, as did like Bert and Tom. And I think whenever he brought his Rainier Zeitloh character into our world, we brought ours a little bit. And we lost it that all of us basically while reading that ad were like, I don't know how many windshield wipers are going to move, but Rainier Zeitler is a fucking guy. We need Rainier Zeitler. This guy was made out to be like the greatest of all time,

like the greatest human of all time. Speaking of like this kind of stuff, how do you feel about Eric Church canceling his concert to go watch UNC play Duke in the Final Four? Well, that's fascinating because people can respect that that are fans of UNC. Yeah. The people that aren't, I don't think.

I don't think they care. No, they're very pissed. Where was the concert at again? I don't know. Because it's probably in a place that does not give two flying fucks about college basketball. Imagine if it's in Texas. Yeah, I was just going to say probably Texas. Not that they don't.

I mean, if it's not in North Carolina, then everyone's going to be pissed, right? Yeah, but it's a big deal. I don't blame him. I mean, with his family. He doesn't know if they'll ever be back in his lifetime, I guess. Say it, Anton. There you go. I don't think they're going to be in college basketball town.

I mean, I might be wrong. Fuck, I don't know. They only care about the pros. Well, that's what I'm saying. They got the Spurs there and a lot of football, I assume, around. What happens, though, like next year, I have no idea what his situation is like. Like next year, Eric Church's wife has like triplets,

and he's like, I'm still playing this show in Milwaukee, guys. Don't worry. Oh, kind of a precedent here, you're saying. Yeah. And they're like, wait, you left for North Carolina, but not. Not your wife. Who else went there? He wouldn't do that.

He's never going back to San Antonio. Or is he just rescheduling? I don't know. He's probably rescheduling, I'd imagine. Are they happy? Or what is the reaction? Because I think, like, in my— They're pissed.

Yeah, but in my eyes, like, Eric Church, if he's really— Did we know he was a diehard fan of UNC? I just knew Chase Rice went there. Chase Rice played football there. His final game, my final college game as well. Same exact field. He walked off unhappy. I walked off very glad.

Kicked the game winner an extra point in that game. I did not know that. Eric Church went there too, though. He did. Okay. So he went to UNC. I mean, I would assume he's a massive fan. Otherwise, this is just a fucking wild move.

Just a, hey, I want to go watch fucking Carolina and Duke in the Final Four. You guys are going to have to fucking deal with it. What I'm saying is, did it do any of his fans? It's not even the Finals, too. That's what's crazy. No, it is. This is the biggest game of the tournament. They've never played each other in the tournament before, so if you are a North Carolina fan, this is probably a massive deal.

He was born and raised in North Carolina. What did Appalachian State do? So look out for that next time they're in the Finals. Appalachian State makes a run. Eric Church is canceling an entire run. Eric Church does not deserve that. He does not deserve what we are saying. Go enjoy your life, Eric Church, however you're going to do it, but if his fans knew he was a

massive UNC fan, probably not that big of a deal. The people that are buying tickets that would be pissed off are the diehards, and if the diehards are like, oh, he is a UNC fan. I don't know if that's just something that's known. If this is the first yet, like if the diehards, if this is, he is a UNC fan. I don't know if that's just something that's known. If this is the first yet. Like if the diehards, if this is the first they're hearing of him being a UNC fan, then I can see them being pretty pissed.

But if he's always represented like you are in your tank today for the Tar Heels, then maybe they'll be okay with it. What happened here, you think, when I decided to do this? What's that all about? What do you mean? This whole thing. The double chains? Oh, the double chains.

I got a new chain. It's a little longer. Hard to find a longer chain. I had a longer chain in the past, but it turned brown because it was fake gold, just like this one is. But I wore it out. What do you think happened here today? What do you think happened?

I assume it's warm here today in Ohio compared to what it has been. Maybe you woke up and you just felt like a little spring in your step. Yeah, I think I did. You're leaving, right? You're going to Dallas tonight? Yeah. WrestleMania week. You think our guests might not have whatever happened

happened because of the color of that? Oh, shit. Wait, did JJ pull out? Yeah, he did. What happened? Well, Zito told us he had to go to the bathroom. But Zito says that for any time he can't get a hold of somebody. He's pooping.

I believe Zito said a stage five poop. Yeah, get ahold of somebody. He's pooping. I believe Zito said a stage five poop. Yeah, Zito said, I think he's pooping. No, allegedly his internet went down, which is possible. I mean, it hasn't happened to you. Yeah. Not as much lately, huh? What have you been up to? I don't know.

Believe me, I don't like to talk about it. I don't want to mess it up. No, let's talk about it. Why not? I don't want them coming after me again. Who's them? I don't know. I'm trying to find that. I to mess it up. No, let's talk about it. Why not? I don't want them coming after me again. Who's them? I don't know. I'm trying to find that.

I'm trying to figure out who that is, who they are. Are them watching, dude? Connor has all kinds of names he throws my way that may be coming after my technology, but I don't really believe him. Yeah, I got a list. That's probably either watching AJ's house or I've had eyes on his technology for quite some time. How come?

Because he's a dirtbag probably. What were you going to say, Connor? I was going to say something else. You're going to say another terrible thing today? I was going to call him a rat fucker, but I didn't want to do that because he's 6'8". Rat bastard.

Rat bastard, sure. Do you think I'm the first person that's called somebody a rat bastard in a long time on live television? Yeah. Yeah. I hadn't heard that in a while. It felt so good coming out. It was great.

It felt very good coming out as I'm yelling at a door, Vince McMahon's office door, by the way. You rat bastard. Was he barricaded in there? Like he was worried you were going to come in? Yeah, he ran for me and then ran to daddy. Oh, I saw you chase the old buddy. Like that was a long run. Yeah. And by the way, after i wasn't tired i'm like hey hey i do this i do this like a

month or two ago probably winded here probably winded i was not hey what okay i know it's all you know we don't know what's going to happen in your fight come sunday what if you're doing all this you're talking all about this stuff. You're talking about your training. I feel as good as I've ever felt. I see you online pumping people up. You're an inspirational fitness character now. It's cool to see you walk in.

No, not just in the stories. What if as you get through, as you bend down, you get through the ropes, and we bring the situation out of retirement, he's reffing this one again for you, old buddy, the guy. No, not the real situation, but the guy that I saw when I was down there, who I love. As soon as you get your second foot in the ring he just smokes you in the head with like a chair or just a hammer fist and then boom boom out counts to three and then they

drag you in the back and then like two hours later they bring you back like with your jacket on all raggedy and you're just like slurring your words of ct for the rest of the show all right so just just a quick... I didn't have that all planned out. That just kind of went much longer than I thought, but I just started visualizing. Yeah, you sound like you were fantasizing almost, which is my biggest problem here.

That is kind of my biggest problem. I don't want that to happen. I'm just saying with all the buildup and how great you are, I hope it lasts a long time. This guy's lifelong dream, AJ. What's your deal? I'd rather prepare for a war that never comes than be unprepared. You hear me?

Hell yeah. Okay, pal? Art of war. All right, put that on Instagram. All right, yeah, put that on Instagram. It has been fun. No, you're 100% right. I agree.

You should be doing what you're doing. I don't want that to happen, but I'm saying that would be a memorable thing for people. This is unbelievable. What are you watching? I can't wait to watch, man. You're a mark, dude. Shut up. Alright, let's talk about some

stuff. The Browns are in no rush to move Baker Mayfield, and it's possible they keep him on the roster when the season starts. May suit up pending Watson's playing status. They also brought in Jacoby Brissett as a backup quarterback. Paid him some money. So right now on the roster, they have Deshaun Watson,

Jacoby Brissett, and Baker Mayfield. Roger Goodell said just yesterday that no ruling on Deshaun Watson's playing status is imminent because they want to get to the bottom of all of the facts. So that does not mean before the season, training camp, during season, middle of season, after season, postseason, next year. He gave zero timeline on that entire thing and remember with the tom brady situation he was suspended like two years after the thing

happened for four games what would happen if he was on a different team there oh yeah he would be suspended i guess on whatever team he was on and new new england would get no penalties uh they fined us a million dollars and a first round pick so he would have been suspended from whatever team you you think, if that was to take place? Well, and if he was playing for any other team. But that was an on-the-field thing, though. That was on-the-field, the deflated ball situation.

Deshaun didn't happen on the field. Yeah, what if the punishment for the Patriots were, and you have to play your third-string quarterback for four games? Well. Because it would be like, you know, Tom was there. We did that because Jacoby Brissett had to come in and play a couple games. No, but I'm saying if he was at a different team, it'd be like you guys have Mac Jones right now,

and Tom gets suspended for what happened two years ago, and then all of a sudden Roger Goodell says, nope, you guys actually have to play Hoyer for the first four games because the Tom Brady suspension is somewhere else. Anyways, Deshaun Watson's suspension might be two years from now, three years from now when they get to the bottom of all the facts. And they said that he won't be put on the commissioner's exemption list because this is civil, not criminal.

Very fascinating in the entire situation. And Baker Mayfield, who asked for his trade and was denied such a thing, might end up playing some valuable football for the Browns at some point this season. Very interesting to see how Baker Mayfield handles it all. How does Ohio feel about this, A.J. Hawk? I don't – like, Ohio, I think some people are torn. They're obviously excited about what Deshaun can do on the football field. How's Ohio feel about this, AJ Hawk? I don't, like, Ohio, I think some people are torn.

They're obviously excited about what Deshaun can do on the football field. I think a lot of people I've talked to aren't really sure how they should feel. But for Baker, if they keep him on the team and he goes into training camp with Deshaun Watson, Jacoby Brissett, and Baker, is Baker competing to be the backup quarterback in Cleveland? 1,000%. I mean, that's a tough blow. I don't know if he thinks that was part of the plan. Darius Butler said yesterday, when I said,

Darius, you love Baker Mayfield, don't you? He goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. I like Baker Mayfield over some of the other options. I'm not picking Baker Mayfield over a lot of the options. And I think what he was saying is he's top 22, I think he said, top 22 or top 20 quarterback. He's a starter in this league somewhere, Baker Mayfield. Now will he ever get to experience that, again,

is another fascinating question. Because will teams bring him in as a starter probably? This will probably be a Ryan Tannehill-like situation, right, with Marcus Mariota. Kind of had upside, kind of in Miami, but the situation was kind of fucked. And that whole thing, go somewhere else, quarterback doesn't play great, get another shot, boom, maybe you go. I don't know if I see him getting traded for as a starter again

just because of where we're at and how things have kind of unfolded. But if he's competing for the backup role, then they're cutting him at some point? Is that what people were thinking then? What if he loses that to Jacoby Brissett? Well, it feels like another situation where it's like after the draft, once these teams that might go for quarterbacks either don't get them or don't love who they have.

Everyone's pointing at Seattle, and that's probably because Seattle makes the most sense, right? Just because it's only Drew Locke. But if they trade up to get a quarterback. Exactly. If they take Malik Willis. And the trade deadline is about week six, week seven. So they could, you know, four or five games with him,

trade him, then Jacoby for two or 3 if it's 8 games. Tone Diggs just gave you quite a jolt whenever you said maybe Malik Willis to Seattle. Is that already who's going to Pittsburgh? That's a lot of mocks, haven't they? What does that mean? We have a mock.

Oh my god! I just remembered this. Let's get to a new weekly segment called Mitt's Mocs. Wow. Mitt put together a mock draft. This is Mitt's Moc Draft, version 1.0. The first overall pick, he has Aiden Hutchinson, obviously, going number one overall. Trevon Walker out of Georgia.

He was nowhere in the conversation for the number two overall pick Trevon Walker out of Georgia, he was nowhere in the conversation for the number two overall pick just a week ago. Now Mitt says he's going number two overall. Mitt, are you back there, pal? What happened here at number two? Do you think next time you put the teams, you're going to be there? I thought that too.

I have the teams in the background. Shout out Dirty for making that graphic for me there. Dirty? That a baby Dirty? Yep. Oh! That's a good graphic.

Hey, man, this thing's brilliant. Yeah, so, I mean, Aiden Hutchinson, he's a lock to go number one. Everybody knows it. Everybody's been saying it. But, I mean, Walker, a lot of people thinking upside here. Kind of had some sack production issues. The main question, is he an MCDC guy? That's all we got to know.

Yes, he's an MCDC guy. He's a grinder here. Man, what did you do? Are you just reading what other people are writing? Are you texting? Are you just putting in the work on the film? How have we get to this mitts mock draft 1.0 here? So really what I have done, my strategy,

is I look at the depth charts of the teams, kind of look at the history of the GMs, see what they do. The Lions, they have been saying they're open to trading out of this pick. I have not seen them really do that for the most part. And they have a lot of holes they need to fill. They have no pass rush. Wow, look at this dude. He's scanning rosters.

Let's go, dude. You hear this, AJ? This is awesome. My only question, what about our guy Icky? Did he fall out of the top ten? What happened to Icky? He just wasn't performing? I mean, I don't have my notes up with me, AJ.

I'm going to be 100% honest here. But, yeah, Icky did fall out of the top ten. I'm sorry. That's a shame. Icky, maybe next week. Yeah, hopefully. I hope Icky puts out a good tweet or a post this week, gets him back into the top ten here.

Kyle Hamilton ran a 4.7. That didn't scare you at all there, man, or you have him going 4 overall to the Jets? Well, those were all hand-timed in between a 4.4 and a 4.7, that didn't scare you at all there, man, or you have them going 4 overall to the Jets? Well, those were all hand-timed in between a 4-4 and a 4-7, so we're going to shoot it somewhere in between there. But, yeah, Kyle Hamilton is on tape. He's probably the best secondary player in the draft. I mean, the Jets, their secondary stinks.

They've stunk for the last two years. I actually have the Jets taking a – also a pass rusher to end up – geez, now I'm stumbling all over the place. No, no, no. Not now, but, I mean, you're doing great. This is your segment, dude. Don't you even worry about it. A 10 there.

Jermaine Johnson. Coach J. Coach J. Yeah, something with Jermaine Johnson that people don't really know about is he was also lost in the sauce at Georgia. Didn't really get a lot of playing time. They had a lot of pros on the D-line there, so he transferred, went and got 11 sacks over at Florida State.

Pretty sweet. Had a great year. People calling him a one-hit wonder. I don't think so. I think he has the – I don't really want to say it, but he might have the most upside out of all these guys. I don't really want to say it, but he might have the most upside out of all these guys. Hey, that's a big, big title there.

Yeah, not to mention he's not a bitch-made cat if he played for Coach JB. No, no, no, he ain't no bitch-made cat. All right. Thank you. Kenny Pickett going six. He's the first quarter. No, Malik Willis going five. That is my big one.

I have these Steel one. I have these Steelers. I have Mike Tomlin pulling the trigger and trading up and getting Malik Willis right before Carolina can take him. Yep, you got to go get your guy there for Pittsburgh. Okay, so Malik

Willis goes five with the trade for Pittsburgh and the Giants. Kenny Pickett goes six to Carolina. Evan Neal to the Giants. They need help on that offensive line. Yeah, he can play left tackle or right tackle. He'll probably have to step in and be the right tackle right away. They did – it's been a first-round pick, I think, two years ago on a left tackle. He's not really working out the best.

So, hopefully this guy – hopefully Evan Neal can come in and really sure up that Daniel Jones experiment. Good luck, Bruce. Wide receiver, you know, they got quarterback Marcus Mariota bringing Chris Olive out of Ohio State. First wide receiver taken to Atlanta. Why is that? Calvin Ridley was gone.

Julio Jones was out two years ago. I mean, all they really have is Kyle Pitts, and they don't have a quarterback. They just missed out on the top two. Oh, Marcus Mariota. Marcus Mariota. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to get some weapons for him.

And I have Chris Alave as the number one receiver in this draft. A lot of people would say it's Drake London. But, I mean, Chris Alave had better production. Ohio State grad, you know AJ. He was balling all three years he was there, four years he was there. Sorry, he could have came out last year and been probably a top 10 pick. Oh, so he's a little bit more experienced. Garrett Wilson, too. Some people have Garrett Wilson above him.

Yeah, they're a little yin and yang. I think they need more X receiver, true number one. So that's why I put Alave there. Oh, my God, Mitt. Let's go. You're crushing this. They're going to be stealing stuff. You know we're going to be watching.

We're going to have our draft spectacular. We're going to be watching, and they're going to be stealing Mitt's stuff, like what he has said about certain players. It's going to be awesome. Yeah, he's fucked. Hey, this is good education here out of Mitt. Mitt knows his ball, right? You guys watch highlights.

He watches film, dude. That's right. Sauce Gardner at nine, and then Jermaine Johnson closing out the top ten. Mitt's mock draft 1.0. Great work here. Thank you. Thank you. You like Sauce, huh?

Do you put a new one out every week or what? Yeah, there might be some changes around the top ten. Yeah, I love Sauce Gardner. He's super athletic. The only reason why he went to Cincinnati was because he was probably 160, soaking wet out of high school 6-2. Now he's, I think, up to 180. Athletic freak.

People love that in this modern NFL. Oh, yeah. All right, well, thank you, Mitt. Thank you, Mitt. Awesome. Bro, let's get to a break. Yeah. Good job, Mitt.

Mitt, that was awesome. Work, Mitt. Hey, Mitt, that was awesome. Thank you, Mitt. Talking ball. Coach's son, dude. That's right. Loves ball. Guys have been, Mick. Talking ball. Coach's son, dude. That's right. Loves ball.

Guys have been watching the film so long. What's up, Bill? Mick had a lobby listed as a cornerback on there when he is a wide receiver. Don't drop him down by the knees, Bill. He knows who he is. It's all right, Mick. Don't worry about that. Do not need to answer that.

You've had a perfect game here. Pitched a perfect game. I'm going to text Zito and see what's going on. I mean, this is – Any updates? Hey, PMS, happy birthday, Tony. Trending number two right below Bruce Willis. Wow.

Happy birthday, Tony. Shout out to Bruce. If you haven't already entered, we're giving away $200 to 34 different people. You are being tasked with using that money to buy a jersey. And we will obviously know if you do or not. Use the hashtag PMS. Happy birthday, Tone. Put your cash tag in there.

And wish Tone a happy birthday. Happy birthday, Tone. Thank you, everybody. Oh, no, Tone. What happened? No, just that's one of my favorite tones. All right, we don't know where we're going to be tomorrow. That's exciting to hear.

We're getting on a plane today. That's great, too. What do you mean? You were worried from your last trip? Yeah. I hope you see that alien again. Yeah. It was in Texas.

They've been reported all over the fucking place. Oh, Jesus. Oh, there's more? Oh, they've been reported all over the fucking place oh Jesus oh there's more oh they've been reported all over the place oh so

more portals you're saying so it kind of started with us almost yeah you saw the first I hope it's not a portal because I want to see a Wrestlemania match

portals are bad so we can't be in another world well bro we can go to another world what are we yeah just try it

Matt Groening got to predict the entire future just by saying no I don't want to go to another world pal what are we doing? The good news is if you do go to a different portal,

you'll still be wrestling at WrestleMania. It's just like the people who are around you and the outcome may be different and stuff like that because it's an alternate universe. Yeah, but I'm going to win that wherever. I've been training and they haven't. You also could get like superhuman abilities before the match. I'm going to come back and just be like, hey, just fucking took down another

planet. What are we doing? You know what I mean? I mean, honestly, you say no to that, you get a chance to go into that portal? Yeah, no thanks. Yeah, I don't think so. I'm out. I'm going. No doubt.

Are you kidding me? Me too, by the way. I'm going if you guys are going. Well, you'll be forced to. Yeah, you have to. You have to. Yeah, you too, by the way, Nick. You're on the plane. No, no. Life's pretty good here.

Yeah, right. You could be wrestling Brock Lesnar on the other side of that portal. True. That's a good point. Could you imagine if I drop into an alternate universe where I have already been living a whole life, and Brock Lesnar is living as well, and and i just show up and there's an octagon and it's me standing there and brock lesnar on the other side and i'm no no no stop stop it get out get out of there it's possible could happen i guess yeah yeah anyways we saw him first the

whole world is reacting to them now we're mocked and ridiculed and then the other we need pat from that dimension could beat you out of the portal, come over here and assume your life over here. Oh, like the Santa Claus whenever you go. Yeah, the bad Santa Claus. When he got dedicated. Annihilation.

We don't want to do that. I just want to let you guys know I'll find a sled. I'll be back. Thank you. Good. I was worried. That's what I'll do.

When are we going to actually see an alien though? All these so-called crafts. He's going to walk one out at WrestleMania when he gets himself immortal. Patrick, that's my intro. I turn the corner. How you doing? We have a change.

It's now a tag team. I fucking do one of these. And just a fucking big-ass alien. That would be awesome. What's up, dude? That's what Jake Paul did with that robot. Yeah. That thing was fucking awesome.

All right. We're going to go get on a plane. 10 digs and hammer down boys in 15 minutes at 315. Yeah, yeah. You guys are giving out winners or what? Yeah, last night was much, much better. Hey, you guys, bounce back. Here we go, boys.

Here we go, boys. Good gamblers. Hey, a couple good gamblers after a bad gambling night. You'll have that. I mean, we just wait until the end of the week. Let's not judge us on Monday. Yeah, because Monday, what are we doing? We're a couple bad gamblers. A couple good gamblers after a bad gambling night. You'll have that. I mean, we just wait until the end of the week. Let's not judge us on Monday. Yeah, because Monday, what are we doing? We're a couple bad gamblers.

A couple bad gamblers on Wednesday. We don't know. We're good gamblers. Good gamblers. Those Hammer Don boys all like the Bengals, and they're some good gamblers. Dude, that is. We're going to have a shirt, I think, that says good gamblers.

That's horrible. How do you spell it? Just the same way. Spell good gambler. That's horrible. How do you spell it? Just the same way. Like you would spell good gambler. What do you mean? I thought you might spell it like he says it. Oh, like an accent-a-goo over the E? Something.

Accent-a-goo. A kill day somewhere? A kill day? A. I don't know. He said something really smart, but I think he meant a different letter. You mean the A, right? It would be a different A?

Kill day? Gambler? Not the E? No, because we say gambler. Yeah, so it would be gambler. Gambler. Not the E? No, because we said gambler. Yeah, so it would be gambler. Gambler. The A is the... So it would probably be...

I never understand which one's which. On slantia, it's the A to the right. The thing is going up and to the right for slantia. I don't know what the A to the left is, but maybe that's the gambler. Yeah, could be gambler. That might be. Accent de go.

You almost want to replace the E with a U. Gambler. Gambler. Good gambler. Oh, that's what you wereler. Yeah. Yeah. Could be gumbler. Accent de goo. You almost want to replace the E with a U. Gumbler. Gumbler. Good gumbler. Oh, that's what you were talking about at the end. I was talking about the A at the beginning. So double dots over the E. I just wanted to say accent de goo.

It sounded pretty sweet. Is that the double dots? What is it? That's just the French. That's an umlaut. That's the French accent. The double dots is the umlaut? Yep.

That's like when he says goomp. AJ. That's U with a W. Yeah. That is the umlaut? Yep. That's like when he says goomp. AJ. That's you with the W. That's real Swiss, right? That's like Swiss and Nordic up there. German. What is the Germans? Origin of the word, please.

Those kids. Yeah. Weapons. So smart. Yeah. AJ, how are you at spelling? Great? I actually was pretty good at spelling, yeah.

Bad chance. He was, dude. I told you, no. Numbers, no, but I can spell pretty good. I want to spell and be fifth grade. Geography bowl, eighth grade. Thank you. Kind of quit on trying in school after that, but I have two fucking cups.

I was a science Olympian too, I think, eighth grade or ninth grade. Wow. They brought me to bring in the competitive juices because we were competing and they shouldn't have done that. They should have brought

a better brain because in my particular event, I did not add much. I did not add much. I've seen this guy at the internet. He said he sucked at school on purpose

because he knew he was better than it. Who did that? Who was that? Had to be Fartrick. Is that what he said? I don't think he said that. The fucking system ruined

my creativity, man. I fucking knew it when I was nine. That is... It was Jerry? No, it was Gary. Gary V. I want to let everybody know, the reason why I know what you're referring to is because when I watched it, I was like, that makes sense to me.

You guys choose to say it much differently. No, no, no. Me too. But that is what he said. I'm just reiterating the fact. Hey, if you're pumping out motivation every day, all right, you might have some misses. I mean, the raw talent when he was nine. I just wish we could have known when Gary was nine.

What grade is that? Third. Third. That's two years before I was selling. He walked in there and he was like, they're not even fucking talking about garage sailing. I'm getting out of here. These guys don't know how to buy baseball cards on a Saturday. Just go to the search bar and type in NFT and just study.

Alright, so we're going to get out of here. Gary V, we are fans of Gary V. Love Gary V. You guys need to take it easy. I am. You guys didn't even know about Gary V until I introduced you probably. That is true. For me, that was true.

Didn't we interview? We were in his office. But AJ might have told us about it. No, we didn't know AJ. Yeah, we were ahead of Gary Vee. You never even met him. We didn't have Gary Vee back on the show. That was one of the first in-person interviews.

We did, yeah. Gary Vee needs to be back on the show so he can set some of you assholes straight. I'll talk to him every morning. I'll DM him every morning. I say, sweet video. Needed to start the day. You do? Yeah. I'll message him. You don't even know what it's like to be in the presence of Gary V.

There's electricity in the room. The room is live. Dude, he had a coffee. He said he won't drink. He was holding. Mental discipline. Fucking look at it. But I think he had a microphone in that. Could have. Hindsight.

Now I'm thinking. For him to record him, because they use clips from that for their own stuff, which is smart business. It is. That's good. Gumbler. That's good. That's a good show. Gumbler Gary.

Yeah, it's Impractical Jokers, right? They had the cups. I drink a glass of Gary's Red every night. He did start in a wine game I appreciate you bringing that up Because we would be doing the Gary V description remiss If we did not talk about him having a palate That is as fucking intellectual

As any other Sommelier Started in the wine game Changed the wine game Is the wine game I don't know what you're saying there But I just want Gary V to know Thank you're saying there, but I just want to let Gary Vee know, thank you for your inspiration for all of us.

Thank you, Gary. Love you, Gary. Thank you. Good gambler. Gary Vee's a good gambler. Very good gambler. He's a good investor. Good investor.

Good investor. Good investor. That's not Canadian accent. Investor. What do you mean? Good investor. Canadians didn't deserve that. You son of a bitch.

By the way, Fando's coming to Canada. Yes! A lot of good gamblers up there. A lot of good gamblers. Fando's in trouble. A lot of good gamblers. Fando's very scared to go to Canada

because there aren't many good gamblers up there. A lot of good gamblers. A lot of good gamblers. They're only starting in Ontario next week because of how many good gamblers. Too many good gamblers. They're like, we don't want to get over to Saskatoon and there are too many good gamblers. They're only starting in Ontario next week because of how many good gamblers. Too many good gamblers. They're like, we don't want to get over to Saskatoon. There are too many good gamblers.

Lose our asses in Saskatoon. Hey, those Saskatoon guys, those are some good gamblers. Great gamblers in Saskatoon. Is Gabe Morenci making the first bet or not? He has to. He's in Vancouver, though. He's in British Columbia. What are they doing, flying?

Flying out? He'll fucking run if he has to. I want Regan Redhead and Gabe Moreinci to go live and make a pick that they both agree on that has to be their first bet. I'll put the money. Make a $20,000 bet that they both have to agree on, and they have to stream my first bet in Canada. There it is. Perfect. If Gabe doesn't want to fly

and he wants to run, then the redhead is going to say, I'm not fucking doing it, Maranci. Which is going to be a problem. That's the thing. I'd like to see them have to agree on... Yeah.

They're a couple good gamblers. They're good gamblers. They see eye to eye. That's next week. That's a lot of work to set up here within a week. Well, Maranci. A couple good gamblers.

Good gamblers. Get over there. If Maranci's phone's not on airplane mode, we can fucking call him. Did you see that tweet from him, AJ? No, which one? My fucking phone. It's been on airplane mode for three days. He didn't know.

He didn't know. Just found out. I thought everyone lost my fucking numbers. He didn't know. Just found out. I thought everyone lost, but I love what he told us. He tweeted. He is the best. Bro, did you see his jacket? Yes. Bro, he's electrified.

I had no idea who this dude was until I was introduced. Yeah, I know. You told him that. He felt the same way. When I was introduced to this guy, though, fucking life changed for me. This dude is a character. He should be on SportsGrid all day, every day. I don't know how they would go about doing it.

Maybe like Truman Show. Yeah. Even him sleeping up. At one point, he was too high in his clods. His apartment was too high in the air at one point. He was documenting it. It was amazing. Me and Gumpy actually watched Morenci

watch the Bills Chiefs game just because it was so entertaining. It was electric just to see him react to sports that he cares about. I don't know anything about him other than what I just watch him do. I don't know where he came from, what he did. I think he was in Rock Bandit at some point. Oh, yeah.

He is. He's a hockey goalie. Was he really? Oh, yeah. He's a good gumball. How old is he? 51. Gumpy, what was his band's name? I don't know. He actually does.

Homicide. His show. Did you just ask a question? His show that airs at midnight. He actually does use some of his band's music when he's going in and out of commercials. What did he play? Drums? I can't remember.

Lead vocals, I thought. Really? He's not backing up anybody. Amen. He would hold a band together if he had to. It seems like Gabe would hold things together if he had to. If he's playing drums, he's singing like Don Henley. I did see Don Henley do that.

Actually, I didn't see him. I just saw him on the board because he was back from the group because I couldn't see anybody from the angle I was at. Yeah. Most expensive seats in the place. Saw a third of the show. There was a symphony in the back. It was awesome. I saw it when they left

because they all stood up. You guys been here all night? I thought this was just their voice. Seemed to be a bit powerful. Seemed like there was a little bit of an echo. Anyways, FanDuel's going to Canada next week. We need Gabe and we need Raging Redhead over there making a bet.

Yes. Tom. Yeah. What was that? I thought I said Tom Stewart. Raging Redhead. Oh, is that his name?

Yeah. Tom Stewart. Tom Stewart. Is he from Canada as well? Oh, yeah. Those two have been doing a show together for how long? They were on The Score.

I watched them when I was like 15 years old, dude. They were like the first. I watched them when I was like 15 years old, dude. They were like the first people to talk about sports betting on TV, pretty much. And they've been doing it for 20 years now at this point? I listened to them argue over the price of a beer at a Sabres game last night for like 10 minutes.

Gabe couldn't believe there was $7 at a Sabres game. Cam said, $18 at the Maple Leafs arena is way too much for a beer. I agree. Good point. Get them to Ontario. Yeah.

Make it happen. Please. Man, that would be amazing. All right, we're out of here. I've got to hop on a plane with the boys. Got to go to Dallas. Zito's getting it figured out. AJ, hey, shout out to Tom Segura stopping by,

letting us know how he feels. Yeah. He let us know how he felt, didn't he? I think it's pretty clear how he feels about the situation, yes. Hey, I would promote the tour, but literally all the tickets are gone. And I think the tour is called I'm Coming Everywhere. So he's doing a show everywhere and all the tickets are gone. He's got to be feeling good.

Good for Tom, dude. I'm not sure Will Smith is going to enjoy his appearance on a show today. Probably not. But I don't think Tom enjoyed what Will Smith's appearance on Chris Rock said in the Oscars. Exactly. So there it is. We're back tomorrow. Can't wait.

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