The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 696 - Shams Charania, Ian Rapoport, and Joey Chestnut

Episode Date: July 5, 2022

On today’s show Pat, AJ Hawk, and the boys welcome you back from the July 4th holiday weekend. Pat kicks off the show jumping into the latest news and life updates as he had quite the weekend out west. As they get into some sports talk Pat brings on NBA insider Shams Charania as he has been breaking all the latest NBA news (0:14:16.352-0:27:38.561). Pat brings on NFL insider Ian Rapoport to talk about the news, or lack their of, from the NFL news breaking schedule (0:42:36.012-1:00:21.368). Pat brings us back with some Joey Chestnut chatter and gets into his 4th of July celebrations. Welcoming you back to the Progrum with bouncing around the NFL and the rest of the sports news world to close aht the show special guest appearance by 15 time World Champion hot dog eater, Joey Chestnut joins the program to talk about his massive win just yesterday (). Make sure you subscribe to youtube.com/thepatmcafeeshow to watch the show and listen on Sirius XM Channel 82, Mad Dog Radio. We appreciate the hell out of all of you. See you next week, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello, beautiful people. It is Tuesday, July 5th, 2022, and this sports show on the internet and the radio shall begin right now. That's right. That's right. The boys are back in the stable, hopping on the ponies of sports talk. Not a bad job there, Bill. Yeah, a lot of fun. Bill McCombs, run the audio. We are a bit shorthanded here today because although we only are live for today and tomorrow, a lot of people potentially got ahead of their vacation next week, and that's because I said we're maybe taking two weeks off. Could never do that. Have to be back today, especially after the weekend that was.

Hope you had a fantastic Fourth of July weekend. I know we did. I think everybody in here did. I know that there was calls that potentially Fourth of July was not to be celebrated this particular year. It was celebrated. Oh, yeah. It was celebrated everywhere, as it should have been, by the way. Anytime we can find a time to come together and celebrate something, I hope we will continue to do such a thing.

I had a blast. I hope you did as well. A little bit of a medical update on me. Last time some of you might have seen me. I was at the UFC fight. Okay. That's right. Alongside Mr. H, Steph,

Vince McMahon, Nick Kahn also in the building to my direct left. Two doors down, Chris Pratt, star of Jurassic World Dominion, who I've said very positive things about. Four doors down, Miles Teller, who obviously never met, but we know

each other. Rooster. Rooster, yeah, saved the world. A couple doors down this way, Shaquille O'Neal. Steve will do it, and the Happy Dad boys are in here. The Nelk boys are in here. It was a Max Crosby was there. I mean, it was a Michael Chandler, Joey Burrow. I met Joey Burrow there.

Said hello to Mr. Rogan for the first time. Daniel Cormier, Mr. Al mr alba i mean it was a sean white sean white i've seen him made eye contact with him uh tomato what's going on it was great it was a fucking fun time but everybody seen my neck brace that was out of precaution because a scumbag had attacked me immediately following money in the bank going off the air on peacock uh michael cole and I were just sitting there having our usual nightly wrap-up, like, hey, that was a fucking good night. It was a good night.

And before we could even get our headsets off and get out of there, as the entire world was celebrating, some scumbag by the name of Bum-Ass Corbin literally attacked me from behind the barricade like a horror film. You watch it. Drags me over. Hits a Fox exec right behind us. That's too bad.

And a consultant right next to him. I actually kicked them both in the whole process of that. Sorry about it. Sorry. Hey, sorry about it. Sorry about it. I didn't do anything. Not you.

Drags me over. I have no idea what I'm doing. Just finished the evening. Live cashed in. Our money in the bank. Dream come true. One of the biggest nights of all time. Bobby Lashley, new united states champion the usos and street profits and maybe one of the best

matches i've ever seen live and then theory wins the money in the bank with a nigerian giant end up going through a commentary table and so many other hijinks and shit it was a great night interesting evening then all of a sudden i know i'm kind of swooped up by a scumbag I'm out there I'm losing my balance I'm getting wailed on punches oh throws me in uh over the barricade hit my head off the side of the commentary's table that was blown up by Omos got cuts on my head from that thing because there's some metal where the uh obviously where the bolts go but two staples I get literally still bruised on my head right now oh yeah both sides both sides both sides yeah so then i'm like kind of staggering in there this big son of a bitch who's a bum ass former golden gloves boxer obviously incredibly tough former teammate of mine roommate of mine

a man who has completely become a terrible human has me by the hand with my ro. Come on. Under my jacket. Pulls me in. Boom. I'm upside down all of a sudden. Holy fuck. Right into the ground. Yeah. All right? Thought I had a T1, T2. Yeah.

It's close. Okay, we... I was worried about your larynx. My larynx potentially in trouble as well. Need you to be able to talk. I'm 240 pounds, okay? When your body's upside down and then flipped around right onto your face, there's going to be some bad outcomes.

So there was a little precautionary there because I could not move my neck afterwards because it was an incredible pain. Any budge hurt like hell. Turns out no fractures in there, but I did have a severe case of whiplash, so I will still be rather stiff. Of course. With that being said, happy Corbin. Bum-ass Corbin has officially accepted my SummerSlam challenge, so it is on.

Yeah! Now we go! Once his neck heals up 100%, I'm going to be fucking going. That's right. I'm going to beat that guy's ass in Nashville, Tennessee, Saturday, July 30th. It's going to be big. It's going to be grand. And this foot right here is going to end up up the ass of bum-ass Corbin.

Goddamn right. It was a fun weekend. I hope everybody else had a blast. That main event for the UFC, kind of boring. Yeah, a little bit. But Izzy got a win, which is all that matters. We were there just to watch the fight, you know? Yeah.

Kind of went over there. Had a good time. I was very – the company I was with was hysterical, obviously. Very funny. Rode over to the fight with them, left with them, watched with them. It was kind of cool watching them just act like humans there. Yeah, just being public. Just being a fan, just being a fan, have a good time.

We were kind of watching it. And he comes out to The Undertaker. Yeah, interesting. The stylebender comes out to The Undertaker's theme. No out to The Undertaker. Yeah, interesting. Izzy Stylebender comes out to The Undertaker's theme. No remix of The Undertaker. No. Actually comes out with The Undertaker's entrance, okay? Same one.

So I'm sitting there, and the obvious question is like, do you guys know this is coming? Hmm. Do you guys, like, do we just so happen to be here when one of these things happen? I don't think they knew that was coming. I'm not saying that they were upset about it, though. I think they loved that it was happening.

At one point, I actually looked at Vince. I was like, hey, you should think about fucking doing this. Seems like a pretty cool thing. Got a big pop out of him. I guess Stylebender is a big WWE fan. We're honored to be over there. Got a chance to sit directly behind his corner. I mean, I sent a picture

into the group there where it is a shot of him during one of the... In between their eyes? It's on inter mean, I sent a picture into the group there where it is a shot of him during one of the... In between the rounds. It's on intermission, I guess. It's like a break. Time out. He had his arms up on the thing. He's right in front of me. I take a picture and it's just like going up

into the sky and he wouldn't sit down in between the rounds. The first round, that guy didn't sit down. Cannonier didn't sit down. I think second round, he didn't sit down right in between the rounds. And the first round, that guy didn't sit down. Cannon here didn't sit down. I think second round, he didn't sit down. Third round, the guy sat down. The only thing I really said to Izzy the entire time was,

hey, the other son of a bitch is sitting down. That's all you need to know, Bob. You're not sitting down. That other guy's sitting down. These seats were incredible. They were impeccable. Shout out to the UFC. And yeah, that's from my camera right there.

I was drinking a Johnny Walker Blue. What? For those that are wondering. Yeah, it's a scotch. No big deal. Chilled. Went down real smooth. It was tough to chug that thing, though, because the...

Tea wine. Yeah, the potential broken neck. Kind of an interesting situation arrives right there before a shot. Cameraman has, I think, just Vince and Stephanie in shot. Then moves to the other side, has Triple H, Stephanie, and Vince in shot. So I'm like, oh, I'm going to stand up then and get the fuck out of the way. So this is an awkward, because kind of we're on top of each other. Oh, yeah, very close.

A little bit packed in, especially with my ass. And it might look like I'm flexing there. I'm not. I was just kind of in the middle of a forearm spasm. That just popped out of nowhere. That happens when your neck, when that happens to your neck. Yeah, I had no control. And it might look as if Triple H is pushing out my tricep a little bit.

You know, it might look like that. And I'm not saying that that was by accident or on purpose, but he's not, he's not doing it. His biceps are so big, naturally can't help it. But I wasn't supposed to be in that shot until right before the shot happened, somebody goes into the camera person's ear and is like, hey, neck brace guy also supposed to be in shot or whatever. So then I kind of get a point, like, do I want to get back in? And I'm like, I guess, yes, and I'll sit back down.

And then as soon as I sit down, if you watch the shot, as soon as I sit down, we're on camera and I see myself on 100 TVs. Oh, shit, here we are. Hey, we're at the fight. Not a bad pop out of the crowd for us. Not a good pop either. I thought there'd be a little bit more, you know, because First Family Wrestling's in there. But I think everybody at that point was already pretty tuned up when we walked in there for the main event. It was a cool environment, cool atmosphere, just like Money in the Bank. Those fucking fans were loud.

I mean, that was a super fun weekend. Neck's okay. I went to my doctor immediately upon landing back here in Indianapolis on Sunday. Straight to the neck doctor. Hey, doc, how you doing? Good. How you doing? Well, not good. I'm in a fucking neck brace. Look at me. And I'm seeing you. What do you think needs to happen? Run some scans. We're off. We're running. Hope everybody else had an incredible 4th of

July weekend. A lot of things happening. We got Sham Sharania joining us here in about five minutes to talk about the NBA breakdown. It is full chaos in the NBA right now. Trades and opt-outs and then renegotiations for less money and then get me out of

here. Then there's bitching, there's yelling, there's supermaxes going to guys that we the $191 million guaranteed to Zion. He hasn't played in the last couple years from the New Orleans Pelicans. It could go up to 231. I mean, there is – the NBA is on fire right now. We will talk to Shams in about four minutes.

And then Ian Rappaport joins us in one hour alongside A.J. Hawk, who I believe had an interesting Fourth of July. We'll let him tell it if he wants to dive into it. The Talks at Table is here at Boston Corner at Nick Moroto. Ty Schmidt's still doing daddy duty. He and his bride, Caitlin, gave birth a little over a week ago. Congratulations to them. Keep absolutely crushing it, pal.

We certainly miss you here. Nick, you're back in Pittsburgh, huh? What'd you say? Hey, let's have an Italian for the gelato. Pretty much. Got to hang out with my family. You see the old man and my mom, and they took care of us. Did a big cookout for everybody.

Invited the ladies' family over. Kind of a mixing of the soon-to-be in-laws. So did a little cookout. Oh, shit. Got to play some golf with CFO Phil, who is, I know you've been training hard. Seems like he's also been training potentially for some type of showdown here in the coming weeks. There's no showdown. How does he have time to run a marathon, train for golf, teach a team,

have a bunch of babies? I mean, that's the first thing I heard. But I'm sure he's able to figure it all out. I can't wait to see him. Saw him take a big hack at a ball on your Instagram. Saw Papa Mane say, that's right. And it's great to see. He looked like rolling fields.

He was in prime condition. Cannot wait to get back there and play there. Please tell everybody we said hello, will you? And I assume you did whenever you were back in Pittsburgh. Hey, everybody says hi. I did meet one individual at a cookout I was at. He was a big fan, and he wanted to thank you personally for the donation to Plum High School. And he said, hey, when he went on that 15-minute rant about the school board and all his administration,

I absolutely fucking loved that. That caused some shit, I do believe, back in Plum. I apologize. Just trying to make it better. But also, fuck you. You know who you are. At Boston, Connor's here. You've been proclaiming that you are from Plum for a long time.

I learned a lot about you this weekend, pal. I enjoyed it. You took a trip to Arizona with us. Went to Vegas with us. Flew back. And you had Versace sunglasses. Where are those? You already lost them.

No, no, no. They're outside. No, they're outside on the deck now. Maybe there is a scratch or two on them. There might be a chance that I dropped them, maybe. This dude went from like $2 to like $200 and some bucks, goes and buys these glasses in Vegas. Hey, I did it.

I did it. I might never take them off. I said, those things are broken or lost within a week. We're already halfway there. Yeah, exactly. And I knew that was going to happen. No, you didn't. You actually it. I might never take them off. I said, those things are broken or lost within a week. We're already halfway there. Yeah, exactly. And I knew that was going to happen. No, you didn't. You actually said to me, no, not these ones.

No, I actually spent money on these. Normally, my gas station ones, I wouldn't really care if they break. These ones, these are my Vegas glasses. These are my Versace glasses. Yeah. And they're already gone. Knew it. No, they're not already gone.

They're out there. Happy 4th of July. It was a great 4th. I had them on for the whole entire day. It was fantastic. Arizona, as you mentioned, first time out there. The desert's cool. It's very hot out there.

Vegas, you know, it's kind of sweet. I don't know if you heard, though. I didn't know what an espresso shot was. So as soon as we got to the hotel, your wife was like, hey, you want an espresso shot? I was like, yeah, sure. Fuck it. Why not? It's Vegas.

We get the espresso shots. I hammer it right away, not knowing it's 10,000 degrees. Burned my entire mouth. Burnt my throat. Esophagus? Esophagus, absolutely screwed. Guy who runs the hotel, Italian-looking man, great slick back hair, everything. He's awesome.

He's basically like, oh, this kid's a fucking idiot. He just took this espresso shot after hearing that it's 1,000 degrees. So it was a hot start to Vegas. Don't think I'll be going back anytime soon, but, you know, I got the sunglasses forever. Yeah, we got it. We understood Vegas. We stopped at Planet 13, which is the biggest weed store in America. Okay.

The future. Planet 13 is what it's called. Very nice, very cool looking. They had none of the weed I wanted. Yeah, it was tough. Big empty warehouse almost, but it had cool LED boards and stuff like that. Everybody in there was nice. Just had none of the weed that I was looking for it was tough. Big empty warehouse almost, but it had cool LED boards and stuff like that. Everybody in there was nice. Just had none of the weed that I was looking for.

But anyways, can't travel with it. So it was probably for the benefit anyways. Vegas was a good time. Much better than I expected. A lot of losers coming out of those casinos these days. Oh, yeah. Did you hit the tables? Yeah, a little bit.

Played a little blackjack. I think I lost like 600 or whatever. I was planning on winning a million sure sure it just wasn't wasn't that'll happen watch our cards tough blackjack was very difficult yes roulette was i think i actually just read that vegas had their most winning month of all time we probably capped it off yeah absolutely i think they're still on a heater and vegas will never walk away from a heater tone digs how's fourth of july great fourth of july was awesome you know i watched the great Independence Day film.

I do it every year on July 3rd. Oh, I saw it was on. That's Will, right? Yeah, that's Will. Yeah, yeah. And your guy, Goldblum. Oh, yeah, I've seen him, yeah. And President Whitmore in there said something that really resonated me with that.

We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore, okay? We must be brought together by our common interests. That's right. And I just want to say that today. anymore, okay? We must be brought together by our common interests. That's right. And I just want to say that today. Did you write that down and in the middle of it have to look down and read that? Because it did appear as if that. A little dance.

How could we ever forget that? There it is. With those beautiful words that really touch your soul so much that they were ingrained in your brain immediately upon hearing them, let's get to the show. Joining us now, senior NBA insider for the Athletic in the stadium, a man who is absolutely slaughtering it on breaking news and information, rising in the game of the insider world, ladies and gentlemen, Sean Sherron. Sean's happy fourth.

Hope it was fantastic, fella. You were working, huh? A lot of shit popping off in your league. I hope you had a great one, too. I saw you at SummerSlam. We FaceTimed for a brief moment on Thursday night. I don't know if you were poolside. It looked like you might have been having a good time,

but it's been a busy last week in the NBA, so I'm obviously very excited to get into all of it. Shams was breaking all the news and had a conversation with him about maybe him joining us on Friday morning, but we didn't have a show. So I had to FaceTime him and say, hey, Sean, we ain't got a show tomorrow, but I would love to be able to do it. We're thankful for you.

You continue to kill through the weekend. Let's jump right in on all of it. Zion gets a max deal from the Pelicans. 191 guaranteed up to like 230-something. How did this work out? Was this in the cards from the beginning? Was Zion pumped about this? the beginning was zion pumped about this or the pelicans more pumped about this how do you feel like the the attitude is around the zion

max contract deal with not a lot of playing time for the pelicans thus far this is the zion williamson show so i will report on the zion williamson show that he was ecstatic to sign this contract i think the big question this offseason was going to be, if Zion Williamson does sign this max extension, will there be protection? Will there be games played? There's been a lot of injury protections that you could think about. We saw the max contract that Joel Embiid signed, I believe, in 2017. There were a lot of protections in those deals, games played, injury protections,

that if the team at that point, the sixers wanted to to get back the money that that they owed him on the max deal they would be able to waive him and be able to get the money it's very rare where you sign a player like a joel and bead a zion williamson do that type of a max extension and then wave him and basically make him a free agent so you don't have to pay him so that was going to be the big question and sources tell me that there are protections in zion williamson's max extension but this is a deal that he wanted to get done he's getting done as long as he's healthy plays in in these games he's gonna have no problems hitting these benchmarks and if he becomes an all-nba player next year which he was very you know he's he's basically a historic nba player when he's on the floor and all signs show right

now that he will be on the floor next season. He's going to play 60 to 70 games. And if he does that, make an all-NBA team, he's going to be guaranteed $231 million. And I think that's why Zion wins. Let's do it, Zion. Let's go, Zion. Keep an eye out for this.

He's been spending a lot of time in the community in New Orleans this entire summer. I expect when he officially signs his contract this week, there's going to be some component of some kind of a give back, something with the community, something with the kids in New Orleans. We had a baby Zion doing it right over there. We're thankful for that. So the Pelicans sign him to this deal, okay?

191 guaranteed regardless of if he becomes an all-NBA player or healthy or whatever. Why won't they fucking play? Are they not going to play him again? Like what? What happened? What? Because, you know, they get this deal done means they're on the same page.

But at one point it felt like they weren't right this season. Were they ever not on the same page or did that all kind of get handled and settled? And then now this deal is just like, hey, we're best friends forever now. What does this mean? And then now this deal is just like, hey, we're best friends forever now. What does this mean? I think it was obvious that these two sides weren't seeing, you know, they weren't on the same page. When it comes to him going to work out in Portland, then coming back, there was an expectation of him ramping up to try to play. It's clear he, you know, his stepfather, Lee, went on the record and talked about how he believes Zion Winston can play and that he should be playing.

This is right on the eve and talked about how he believes zion winston can play and that he should be playing this is right on the eve of the playoffs and so the organization obviously made the decision in conjunction with zion and the family to hold him out and not have him play in any of those playoff games which i think in the grand scheme was to protect him for the long term to make sure that when his extension comes around and we're about to come around he's able to play 100 healthy and i know obviously there are a lot of questions you know why if he's dunking he's doing windmills and 360s why isn't he playing in games i think there's a difference between doing windmills doing those dunks than like we've talked about playing four and four playing five on five being able to clear those thresholds and be 100 and i think having a full, they want him to be 100% for this five-year extension,

not just in the playoffs last year. Okay, so at the moment, at the time, I was pissed they weren't playing Zion because if you have enough explosion to jump at 270, put the ball through your legs and dunk it, you probably have enough explosion to get through at least a few minutes in a game. And that's what the whole world would want. But hey, the Pelicans did right by Zion, so I got nothing but love for them. Let's hope he goes. CJ McCollum down there, too.

Oh, yeah. They got Ingram. They got a squad down there. Maybe they go on a run. I can't wait to watch it. Let's move on. Speaking of same page, Kevin Durant, Kyrie Irving. Kevin Durant, they did a piece on, I think ESPN yesterday,

I was watching before the hot dog eating contest on ESPN News. Interesting. ESPN News. It's not even ESPN or ESPN2. This guy is shoving hot dogs down his face for America. We can't even get him on two? For English tennis? Come on.

Fourth of July. Have you ever devoured hot dogs like that ever no have you thought about it could you could you enter that challenge no so i'm a good chugger like a liquid chugger i can make things disappear like uh badlands i think i could get badlands uh a gallon of lemonade at some point maybe when i'm real old a little bit more overweight the eating thing i can't though shams you love lunch we all know that have you ever attempted the I got one or two hot dogs in me I don't think I can devour them like Joey Chestnut I'm sorry I can't do that

by the way nobody can that motherfucker took down a protester and hit 63 still won by 20 at it baby Joey alright let's move on though so Kyrie Irving opts back in to play with Kevin Durant I watched that SportsCenter thing they were like Kevin Durant chose to play with the Nets because his really close friend Kyrie Irving opts back in to play with Kevin Durant. I watched that SportsCenter thing. They were like, Kevin Durant chose to play with the Nets because his really close friend, Kyrie Irving, was playing there.

Obviously, all hell broke loose with the Nets over the last couple years because of mandates that are different than every other city and decisions that are made by Kyrie Irving in the biggest city as opposed to everywhere else. Now, Kyrie opts back in. Kevin Durant says, nah, get me the fuck out of here. Did Kyrie obviously not know that before he opted back in? How did he not know that?

And are the Nets still not going to be cool with any decision-making or trading that Kyrie Irving wants to have happen? So Kyrie Irving, I think, knew and understood that this was a possibility. Even before he opted in, there were conversations that were going on behind the scenes that, listen, Kevin is really really really considering his future with the nets and what does that mean he's got four years left on his deal i reported on draft night that he's really considering and mulling over his future there were serious concerns around the nets around everyone within the roster that kevin durant could eventually ask out and so

kyrie already makes a decision to opt in there was no clear-cut opt-in and trade scenario. There were a couple teams that had some interest, the Lakers being one of them. No one stepped up. Obviously, it wasn't a deal done. So Kyrie Irving opts in. His intention at that point is to play out the year. But Kevin Durant made a decision that only he can make in terms of going to the Nets and requesting a trade out of Brooklyn. And from everything I'm told, that stance has not changed. There's been no signal that he's going to back off of that. If anything, that stance is expected to continue throughout this offseason

in terms of Kevin Durant wanting a trade out of Brooklyn. But on the other hand, the Nets, they pick up TJ Warren today. They're making moves and they're doing things this offseason with in their mind the preparation and operation as if they're bringing these two guys back next season and playing with these two guys now i i think they're open in in dialogue and they're open to teams like you know toronto phoenix miami making offers but until they get that price threshold met which i'm told is all-star type players a boatload of draft picks they're not going to move this is what they're telling teams we're not going to move Kevin Durant until the price is met and so we'll see how this summer

goes one thing to keep in mind Pat these these superstar trades you think about Kyrie Irving when he got traded to the Celtics in 2018 or I think 2018 you think about um you know you I think that was 2017 actually you think about when James when Kevin uh when Kawhi Leonard gets traded to Toronto you think about Anthony Davis getting traded to the Lakers all three of those trades took two three months to get done even the Rudy Gobert trade when he got moved after the season ended to now took two and a half three months. So this process with Kevin Durant could take a while. But there's no doubt he wants to trade out of Brooklyn, and we'll see how this process unfolds.

So we'll stick with Kevin Durant here, and then we'll move to Kyrie. Allegedly, Kevin Durant loved the Raptors as a kid growing up. That was his favorite team. He's from Washington. Chicago has a bunch that they can give up to get him. Oh, yeah. Golden State Warriors are snooping around or is there any truth to any of this or is this all just teams like

saying hey maybe us and are the Nets are they you know they can and I just assume because the outside looking into the NBA that the players control everything the Nets could say no to Kevin Durant being traded and Kyrie Irving being traded they could just keep both them on there's a situation where both those guys are playing for the Nets next year you think theoretically they could but again do you want that level of dysfunction right when you think about you have a guy Kevin Durant 33 going on 34 that is mentally not going to be there isn't going to and if he if he doesn't want to play there do you want that situation on your hands you know we saw what happened with Ben Simmons and the Sixers this past season. We saw what James Harden went through in Houston to get out of Houston.

So what would that type of an ordeal lead to? I'm not sure. Those questions, I think those are way down the line here. But I think overall, the Nets are open. They're open in conversation. But there's no doubt that they're telling teams, this is a threshold that we want met. And if this threshold isn't met, then we're going to just bring these guys back now we'll see as this summer

unfolds how that process goes but i think overall every team in the league pat has reached out the warriors the heat the suns every team that you can think of in the we're talking about kevin durant here every team has reached out so But which team can put together the package to go get a Kevin Durant? That's the question. Hey, when we landed in Phoenix on Thursday, did we land? Yeah. Yeah, we went to Phoenix on Thursday. That was the day this was all happening.

It was buzzing, right? It was buzzing. We had rental cars, right? Rental cars. I couldn't Bluetooth connect to the car. Sirius XM wasn't existing. So I was listening to local radio. Every local radio channel was like,

Kevin Durant is going to be a Sun next year. But now it's, here's Nick Jonas with blah, blah, blah. Kevin Durant is going to be in the Valley of the Sun next year. Here's like some country, like every station was like, oh, Kevin Durant's coming here. What starts those rumors? Just one team reaching out or like Kevin Durant liking a tweet? Is there any legitimacy behind any spot?

And where does Sham Sharanya think Kevin Durant begins the season? Just a guess. Just a guess. Nothing else. Nothing else. No fact. This is just a pontification from our friend Sham Sharanya on Kevin Durant's future. So I think where that comes from, though, to answer your first question,

is Kevin Durant, that's his preferred destination. The Phoenix Suns, from everything I've been told, are his number one preferred destination. That's great. There's a desire to go play with Devin Booker, to go play with Chris Paul. But overall, where do I think he ends up? I mean, at the end of the day, it's going to be about whoever puts in the best package. Now, if that's Phoenix, they've got DeAndre Ayton.

They've got Mikael Bridges. They've got all their first-run draft picks. Could they put together a package? Now, what I'm told is there isn't really a one-to-one interest with the Nets and the Suns on DeAndre Ayton. So when you're thinking about trades, right, DeAndre Ayton, Mikael Bridges, and draft picks, I don't think that's a deal construct that we're going to see. So can Phoenix go and take DeAndre Ayton and take these other players on the roster, Cam Johnson, Jay Crowder? Can they go trade them to other teams and go get another type of elite player that they could then use with the Mikael Bridges to ship to Brooklyn?

I think this is why this is not going to be a process that's going to play out this week. It'll take multiple weeks to see if Phoenix, if they really want to get this deal done, can put together a package that can acquiesce Brooklyn. Okay. We got about a minute left here. So a couple of quick things, Kyrie Irving getting traded to the Lakers or not? There's no traction on any type of a Lakers deal for Kyrie Irving. So there's nothing new on that, and I'm not quite sure we're going to see that take place. Okay, and James Harden has to, by the end of the day or tomorrow, will have a new deal with the Sixers to set up for roster remanagement, or what do you think?

It could take several more days. James Harden is going back to Philadelphia. There's no question he's going back. The question is going to be what terms. My sense has been likely somewhere in the $30 million range, whether that's 37, 38, less than that, 30, 31, 32, somewhere in the 30s. The first numerical value will be a three. So we'll see what comes after that. Likely a two-year type of deal.

You put yourself in a situation where he can end up a free agent next summer, and that gives him a chance to get back into the market. And hopefully he has a good year, shows back out. They do something special over there and make magic, just like you do every time you pick up your phone. We appreciate the hell out of you. Ladies and gentlemen, Sean Charani. Hey, Sean.

Hey, Sean. What's Sean's not giving us any guests for? I don't know, because he wouldn't say Kevin Durant. I figured he would have had an inside track. Don't worry. My God. Speaker 1 Just pontificate. Yeah.

Ponding. Yeah. Come on. Let's get to a break. Well, you know, another insider's to get on the pundit train. It is a little confusing on what and why they're saying what they're saying. Speaker 2 Yeah. Disclaimer.

Speaker 2 So maybe Sean was just trying to stay clean in this. Speaker 1 Like why would the jazz do what they're doing? Oh, yeah. We're talking about. Speaker 2 So I'm talking. Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Speaker 2 Yeah. Speaker 1 Yeah. Speaker 2 Yeah. Speaker 2 Yeah. Speaker 1 Yeah. Why would the Jazz do what they're doing? Hell yeah. Is that what you're talking about?

That's what I'm talking about. Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about. That was genius. And he was right. I mean, not less than 24 hours after Rudy Gobert get traded. Yep. That's the team that I think could just...

Minnesota? Eight first-round picks. Yeah. Just give them... They got four first-round picks. Who owns that team? A-Rod? Yeah. That's where Anthony Edwards is? That's right, yeah. Yeah. Just give them – they got four first-round picks. Who owns that team? A-Rod? Yeah.

Yeah. That's where Anthony Edwards is? That's where – yeah. Anthony Edwards. I love that guy. Yeah. Let's get Anthony Edwards on TV more. Yeah.

Kermit Wiltz. And if that's Kevin Durant going there, let's fucking do it. Yeah, they could package a few things too. That's what I'm saying. If they're making all these moves. Teams are trying to – how about him saying teams are going to try to acquire all-stars? Yeah. Okay, so we're going to give up a shit ton to get really good players.

Once we get those really good players on our team, we're going to say, hey, listen, we're trying to get one great player, actually. You fucking out. See you later. Phoenix, great city, right? Yep. Love it here.

That's cool. We'll take a quick breath. Exhale. Now you're on a plane. You're fucking with the Brooklyn Nets. Congratulations. We got Kevin Durant here. Don't buy a house here. Just get an Airbnb for a weekend, and then you can buy a plane you're fucking with the Brooklyn Nets congratulations we got Kevin Durant here don't buy a house here

just get an Airbnb for a weekend and then you know you can buy a house when we trade you I fucking love Phoenix alright we'll be back in four minutes

wrapping up hour one here there's a lot to chat about obviously Joey Chestnut has done his thing Titans general manager John Robinson has come out in a pretty firm stance

against analytics yeah love it like that Detroit has the most expensive offense in the NFL the entire NFL you offense in the NFL. You think about the NFL, you got Matthew Stafford,

Cooper Cup, and all the boys at the Rams. Not the most expensive offense in the NFL. You think about the Green Bay Packers just having Aaron Rodgers. Not the most expensive offense in the NFL. Speaking of Devontae Adams getting signed to the Raiders with new price and Derek Hargit a new deal. Not the most expensive team in the NFL. The Bucs have Tom Brady and many others.

Not the most expensive offense in the NFL. The Kansas City Chiefs. Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelsey, best team in whatever. Not the most expensive offense in the NFL. Dallas Cowboys, Dak Prescott, Zeke. CD. CD Lamb. Let's go to the fucking Browns.

The Browns have four quarterbacks. They're paying a quarterback I guess only $1 million next year, but a $45 million signing. Sure. The Browns also have Maury Cooper out there. Tight end. David Joku. Offensive line across the board that they've paid. Two running backs that they've

paid. Not the most expensive offense in the NFL. Denver Broncos have Russell Wilson and many other not the most expensive offense in the NFL. The Buffalocos have Russell Wilson and many other not the most expensive offense in the NFL. The Buffalo Bills have Josh fucking Allen to a brand new deal

that's bigger than anything in history. Not the most expensive offense in the NFL. The most expensive offense in the NFL, the Detroit Lions. Wow.

By a lot, too. By a lot. Let's go. All right. We'll be back on the other side talking about, will that offense pay off? Will they get a ROI on any of that? It's a good old line. Yeah.

Filling the trenches. Hard knocks. We're going to find out on hard knocks how they're looking. I saw the other team up there. Goff and Wentz are just tied together, huh? Yep. Forever. Anytime you get a deal like that.

All right. We're back at four. This is the Pat McAfee Show. Welcome back to that show, Hour 2, on this Tuesday, July 5th, 2022. More sports chatter and hot dog talk shall begin now. Let's ride. Into Hour 2 in beautiful fashion. The Talks Table is here. At Nick Morado, at Boston Conner.

New shirt hanging off the edge of the table. Yeah, new addition to the football collection. It's just Belichick being Belichick taking snaps for Mac Jones and then obviously him, you know, looking over the entire NFL with the, you know, the clouds behind him. I don't know if you know this or not. It's a cool shirt.

None of that makes it on air, I think, after just seeing the... No, not often. Foxy just had to move that. Sometimes it'll sneak in, but usually it doesn't. Is that just for you, though? Well, I wonder if people think, oh, I wonder what shirt's hanging out there. Let me just go see if they got any new additions over there.

It's like your desk got three ties on. Yeah, exactly. Well, it's probably better that way, too, because Ty has all this John Wayne Gacy memorabilia over here, so we don't want to show that off too much. Yeah, because we also don't need you to get linked to that. No, please no. We don't need anything about that. Because right over your shoulder right now, Bill.

Believe me, I've been feeling in this presence the whole time, making my skin crawl back here. Hey, Bill, you've been doing a great job. Go, Bill. Enjoy, Bill. Anybody, Bill? Yeah, can't tell him anything else, though, you know, because if we do. Kill us. So, great job, Bill? Can't tell him anything else, though, you know, because if we do,

he'll kill us. So, great job, Bill. At Viva Lozito, at Evan Foxey, Tone Diggs is here and joining us from Monatic in Ohio, a man who walked to work today both ways. Wow. Ladies and gentlemen, college football national champion, Super Bowl champion, Ryder Cup champion, COVID survivor, private plane survivor, A.J.

How are you doing, A.J.? How are you doing, pal? How was the walk? Doing great. I didn't have to walk. No walking here. But, yeah, it was touch and go for a minute, but I'm figuring things out over here. Did you Uber?

How'd you get to the studio today, pal? So, I don't know if you know, but my truck was stolen. What? What? Old Red? The rest? Okay, hold on. The Ohio State legend license plate, Red?

No, license plate was not that, by the way. Okay. Sure, sure. It was not on a vanity plate, but yeah, go. Anyways, I'm happy you brought it up. I'd been alluding to it here for a while, for the first hour. I didn't know if you wanted to make your business our business, but now that it is our business, what the fuck type of operation you running over there?

That truck got plucked right out from in front of your house in Columbus, Ohio yesterday? Oh, my. Yeah, so I'm kind of currently in between two spots. We're in a renovation situation, so we're back and forth different places. Yeah, truck parked outside, 3.30 a.m.m i get up take a leak i see an amex fraud alert okay exxon mobil multiple attempts and i walk downstairs and look out the window say oh yep they got my truck so i stood on my driveway at 3 45 and called the cops and the cops showed up and filed a police report and i was up for the day from then on, on 4th of July.

Jesus. So what step? Do we have photos of old, of who it is? Is there any chance of getting this done? We don't have anything. I asked the dude. I'm like, man, that's pretty ballsy. Everybody has ring cams, and there's houses all over. And he's like, they don't care.

They wear masks and hoodies. And now I'm realizing there's a little crew going around because a neighbor five houses down had his car stolen. I just learned my other buddy who was five houses down had his car stolen. I just learned my other buddy who was over last night had his car broken into and their wallet stolen, he and his wife. Ohio. Waxy. What is going on? These guys are legit criminals, though.

You've got to give them a little credit. Yeah, shout out to the legit criminals. Give them credit. Unbelievable. Wallet, license, credit cards, everything. And I'm leaving tomorrow morning, too. So I was like, the timing is not ideal for this. No, it's never ideal to get your truck stolen.

This is AJ's truck. Here we go. I love F-150s. I wish it was a Ford. Ranger. Now you got a chance to get a new one, huh? Well, that's the thing. Like, what do you get from this?

Because it was an Ohio State legend car or truck. So aside from losing all the shit that you had inside of it, it's really not that big of a deal, right? Insurance covers it. You keep it moving. And do you think there's a chance, because you are the face of Ohio, that those guys got in there with their masks on? Oh, shit.

We got a wallet. They open it up. They see Aaron James Hawker. Oh, no. We got an agent. We can't give it back. They open it up. They see Aaron James Hawk. They're like, fuck. Oh, no. We got an agent. We can't give it back. Nope. All right, we're fucking out of here, I guess.

And then they're out. Do you think there's any chance they knew who you were? What do you think the chances are of them having a clue who you were? I don't think they have any clue. What did they try to buy? What did they try to buy? Drugs? Meth.

What's that? What did they try to buy? What was the fraud? Oh, just Exxon. They go and they try to get gift cards, I think, at Exxon in different places. I've had my card stolen before. Not your first time. I usually go try to buy like Amazon gift cards or visas at Walgreens or whatever.

All right. Well, keep an eye out for a red bucket truck. It's got Ohio State legend in the back. And that's AJ's if you see it driving around. Call 911 if you see it. Report that. call 9-1-1 if you see it report that ain't that right aj yeah we we have no uh no tips as of now i'll let you know you're never never coming back no that truck is gone i feel bad it's a dealer car too i don't own the thing so i have to like text them hey it's a whole we'll figure it out though i literally

just watched john w, you know. They took that thing right in and chop shop, made the fucking top drop. You know what I mean? I don't think we're dealing with that kind of operation here. Well, you don't think? I don't know. They walked right into your little hoity-toity Columbus fucking neighborhood and said, give me that truck. We'll take that truck.

We'll do that whole thing. This is a – they had you scouted, AJ. They had you scoped out. No, I think – I mean, yeah, who knows? Yeah, ballsy move, man. There's a lot of ring cams, a lot lot of different things and these guys have looted most of everything but usually they'll they'll slip up somewhere we'll get it yeah they'll get greedy they'll try to steal carpenter's truck tomorrow yeah and bob carpenter will be sitting out there

with a shotgun yeah you shoot him i've seen the carpenters and the hawks had a little bit of a battle every fourth of july did you get to settle down and enjoy the day and the holiday after losing your truck and all your valuables inside of it oh yeah i did we walked there's like a parade here we take the little kids up there for a little bit luckily one of my sons was very hot and ready to go home 30 minutes in so i got to escort him back home which was perfect for both of us and then um yeah hung out all day outside it's like a whole block party deal where we are. And it was crazy. Awesome fireworks. Yeah, it was a good day.

Except for your truck being gone. Your truck would have loved that block party. Your truck would have been a hit. Hey, I had folding chairs in the back that I was going to sit and watch the fireworks. Oh, no. Wait, never mind. My truck's not here. Oh, let me go buy some more.

Oh, my credit card's in there. Oh, no. Let me buy some booze. Oh, I need my ID. I don't want my IDs in. Oh, no. Let me buy some boots. I don't want my IDs in. Oh, no. Did Bob Carpenter take you to see Top Gun, though, at least after? Just to, you know, turn the spirits around?

I did not, but Bob was awesome. Bob gave a tutorial on how to light fireworks and mortars with trees and houses everywhere to my little kids. Bobby was in. He was Bob. He was awesome. He's always bringing it together. You sent me a video. I don't know if you've made it public yet or not and i don't know if you ever will bob carpenter lighting off a mortar firework a big one yeah very confined area we're talking very

very very confined area as somebody who has done plenty of fireworks in the past with uh property and land that can turn sideways. Actually. Real quick. Physically and metaphorically turn sideways on you, and it'd be game over. Daylight, very tight quarters. Bob sends one up, walks off, and the screenshot that I sent back to AJ at the end of the video was the most proud Bob Carpenter of all time. You know, because people were like, Bob, it's a little close. And then it goes up, and he looks at the camera. You know, like a fool. He did it. It was amazing. Yeah, it's a little close. And then it goes up and he looks at the camera. You know, like a fool.

He did. It was amazing. Yeah, it was absolutely amazing. You Ohio folks are definitely different. Speaking of Ohio folks, I met Joey Burrow this weekend at the UFC fight. How was it? I assume he's awesome. Bro, okay.

So I'm. I saw what he was wearing. Yeah, I didn't know. Oh, yeah. Sorry about your neck, man. I'm sorry. I didn't start off with that. Sorry.

Don't worry. You got your car stolen. You got fucking jacked. Don't worry, you got your car stolen. You got fucking jacked. Don't worry about it. It's okay. My neck only have whiplash. I thought I potentially had a fracture, T1, T2. Went immediately to my neck doctor when I landed back here on Sunday

because the doctor was trying to celebrate the 4th of July. Told me, I'm okay. Just got to keep that thing, you know, kind of stable for a while. Just a little whiplash there. Can't be doing any work. But the UFC fight, I got to meet Joey Burrell. I did not know what he was wearing before I got there because Money in the Bank had been happening.

So we get there. I'm having a little, you know, John Walker blue. I ain't done enjoying myself. Maybe an edible or two. And I got my potential broken neck at the time. So I'm on another planet, you know, having a good time. In between fights, in between the Holloway and Alexander the Great fight and Izzy and Cannoneer fight, there was a little downtime there.

So, like, people were coming up. Met the Steve Will Do It and the Nelk Boys. Fucking legends. Awesome meeting them. Get a chance to chat with all of them. Obviously got a chance to chat with old Miles. That was great. First conversation in real life.

Feel like we made some real ground on the entire Segway situation. He seemed like a cool guy, by the way. I will say, good dap up to him. Seeing Chris Pratt there. Sean White was there. Mike Chandler. Chris Angel. Chris Angel was not.

I think he was at the fight. I did not see him there. I saw him at Money in the Bank. But then as we were about to sit down for the fight to happen, a man comes over with the best cheeks and jaw that I've ever seen in my entire life. Big sunglasses, bucket cap. Okay. Comes over and says, hey, just wanted to say what's up or whatever.

And with the way the lights were shooting, all I saw was these perfect cheeks, like the perfect cheeks. I'm like, what fucking Hollywood person is this? No model. I had no idea who it was. So dap up. fucking Hollywood person is this? Middle model. I had no idea who it was. So, dap up. Hey, how you doing? Good to see you. Then the person with the bucket cap and the sunglasses starts speaking.

And I'm like almost mesmerized by the cheeks. I'm like, holy fuck. Like, this has got to be one of the most handsome dudes of all time. Yeah. And then I'm realizing, I'm like, oh, this is fucking Joey Burrow. Holy shit, this is Joey Burrow. I'm like, nice to meet you, dude. Fuck it, here we go. How you doing? Introduce him to Mr. Yeah. And then I realized, I'm like, oh, this is fucking Joey Burrow. Holy shit, this is Joey Burrow. I'm like, nice to meet you, dude. Fuck, here we go.

How you doing? Introduce him to Mr. H. I'm like, hey, this is Joey Burrow. I chatted with him a little bit about football. Then he walked away. And for the next three minutes, I hope he knows this, my mind was in a blender.

Like, holy, that was fucking Joey Burrow. I didn't even recognize him at the time. I think that's what it was on purpose. I think he was potentially trying to lay low or whatever. Yeah, incognito.

Those UFC events, though, are fucking lit. Shaq was a couple doors down. Met Rogan real quickly. Nice. DC, Jocko, the Navy SEAL, he was over there. Gave him one of these. It was a fucking... Was Liverking here?

I think Liverking was there. I didn't know I'd run into him. I didn't know I'd run into him. But believe me, I mean, as much as I can move because of my neck, I was trying to see everything. But I was also focused on the fight because my neck i was trying to see everything but i was also focused on the fight because fucking take was fighting yeah true undertaker jumbo joe thornton and uh awesome matthews were there as well probably didn't see them didn't see him

sure chatted with them i would have loved to we were only there for literally the last round of max and alex and then the main event so there wasn't a lot of mingling in there but those events are fucking pretty awesome fight pretty boring pretty boring, but the night was pretty awesome, AJ. Joining us now is a man who hopefully has some inside information on stuff that we're going to have to talk about for the next few days, next few weeks, next few months. What? Before the season starts in...

65 days. What? Wow. Yeah, we're very, very close. Joining us now from at least a three-day vacation, probably going to turn this thing into a 10 to 20 day vacation. Senior NFL insider for the NFL, the network, and the league itself.

Host of the weekly wrap up with Rap Sheet and Friends, us being friends, he being Rap Sheet, ladies and gentlemen Ian Rap. Yeah, Rap Sheet! What's going on? How you guys doing? You haven't tweeted in three days. Okay? Wow.

Is that true? Congrats. Yeah, dude that true? Congrats. Yeah, dude. Congrats to that. And your family. Congratulations to your family for having him. But is this another – how long are we off for here, Ian? What do you think?

Because this means that the NFL isn't going to do anything for as long as you're off. I wouldn't say that I'm off. I mean, I am off. But if something happens, I'll jump to it. There's always a chance. I mean, every year we do this, right,, I'll kind of, I'll jump to it. There's always a chance. I mean, every year we do this, right, where it's the summer. I go play golf, and I shot 77, by the way. Oh!

Walking, walking, walking, walking. I was walking and carrying par the entire back. Absolutely the only moment. I would say similar to your WrestleMania moment, but just there weren't that many people watching, but it was pretty great. So that's why you have to tell everybody now. Got it.

I was trying to get that. I finished the round and was like, how many people can I text? It's so many people. Basically everybody I met. Will you ever do it again? Will that ever happen again or no? No.

It was five strokes better than my best, like zero chance. It will never happen again. Yeah, those five strokes will be back the next time. Let's not get it wrong, especially with karma, the way you're living. And who did you play with yourself? You were probably kicking the ball, rolling the ball, a little fluff in the ball a little bit? No, no, no.

I played with two random dudes and uh an elder lady all walking was great they're probably fans of ian like oh you need to do whatever you want took 15 oh i just got a par the older lady's like i saw six shots but the only thing i ever really want is like i i just i just hope when they finished the round they're like man like i Ian is really good that's all I got you think they said that or no do you think they said that or no no no they probably just thought they got really lucky but anyway um so like yeah well um okay but you know this is the time of year where like we do the same thing who comes in and says I shoot scratch and then it's fucking cheating the entire time. Yeah, exactly. Do you hate the game of golf that much? I mean, have a little respect for the game of golf.

I respect the game of golf mostly. Except when the rules don't make sense. Agreed. No, so like, there's always going to be something that happens in the summer. We've gotten random contract extensions. The Terry McCormick thing happened last week.

Every time we do this where it's like, oh, there's vacation, it's sleepy, something jars us out of it. We've got the franchise tag deadline coming up next week. Something will happen to entertain the Bulls, I promise. Okay, so let's chat about the one thing that seems to be the prevalent conversation on the internet. Baker Mayfield, Seattle Seahawks. This is happening, and is it definitely the Seattle Seahawks? Because happening and is it definitely the seattle seahawks

because jimmy g is not going to go to seattle and he's going to be the other quarterback that's going to be up so the seattle seahawks only have one veteran quarterback option available at this moment aside from drew lock who got buried yeah but then he came back drew lock came back good internet between those two i appreciate those two a lot. But Baker to Seattle seems like a foregone conclusion on the internet. Is that right or not right? It is not right. Oh, no. I know.

It's the fact that you sometimes can't. Yeah. And Seahawks hate him, though, so. Seahawks don't like Ian. Yeah, the fans don't like Seahawks. Seahawks fans do not like Ian Rappaport. Yeah. Why not?

That is not true. Sounds like it's true. That is not. I might like it's true. That is not. I might even go visit their camp dish. I'm doing my camp tour logistics. I may even stop by because they like me so much. Well, you don't think that's happening, though?

Why do you think that's the case? I just, you know, there's a couple times a year when this happens where you get like an internet rumor that kind of takes on a life of its own. And believe me, like I always check and I've heard nothing to corroborate baker to the seahawks at all and like

i don't know what's going to happen at the end of all this like maybe this guy announces he's trolling us but like it seems crazy to me but they have never really been that interested in baker like what they have wanted is a drew lockke v Geno Smith battle and like talk about like training camp like training camps could be a grind and like sometimes not that exciting despite football being back that is going to be a fascinating training camp because we're going to see them like literally battle it out on the field and I don't know which way it's going to go it seems like Geno has a little bit of a leg up now but that's going to be a fun battle all right Ian do we know what baker wants to do like

what his preference would be where he would like to play i mean it it seems like he wants to be gone which i know sounds dumb obviously but like no we don't know who the starting quarterback for week one is going to be for the browns so like in a different universe baker could be like all right well i'll just stay here and start for however many games and we'll see what happens with Deshaun Watts. But he doesn't want that. He still wants to be out. You know, obviously it's been the Carolina Panthers

that have been most aggressive. I know some people thought a deal might happen by the end of minicamp. It did not. So we'll see if as we get closer to camp, things pick back up. Like, if a trade is going to happen, it's probably going to happen before training camp at some point. That seems the most likely. If he's traded, we still just don't know if he's going to be traded. Okay, so let's talk about the ifs and whether he'll play with the Browns

or not have to play with the Browns or who the Browns will have. Deshaun Watson's hearing with the NFL, the NFL PA and judge Robinson has concluded. When should we look for a ruling from her and what are the next steps you think? Okay. So it's July 5th. Now post-trial briefs are drew are due in the week of July 11th. So next week,

and then presumably she would have to read all of them and sort of process all that. Right. So what we're probably, I mean, I would assume unless you have someone read it for him, just of process all that right so perfectly what we're probably i mean i would assume unless you have someone read it for him just like here's what here's what they say that's what i would do cliff notes like whatever kids have nowadays um i mean i read all the books but i'm just saying yeah yeah yeah of course of course of course of course yeah you're a nerd of course you did right um so i would imagine the week yeah you know you know pelicer was reading

every page of that like book report too he's reading all the books anyway they just plugged right into the brain see robinson said The NFLPA said, no. 0-1-0-1. Page 240. Calculating into my brain right now. Please hold while I get a better breakdown of what this memo says. Make teeth whiter. Open Twitter app. I have figured it out. That is what Tom Pellicer does every memo.

That is awesome. It's unbelievable you guys got that guy. What a fucking weapon, dude. What a weapon. I mean, and, you know, COVID was a lot of things and pretty bad, but man, that generated a lot of memos and that was, yeah, he was in his heyday, man.

It was like, it was his time. Yeah. Is he one of the greatest readers of our times, you think? If you call it reading, I would say processing, yeah. You know, for a while while speed reading was the thing have you ever seen the speed reading infomercial do you remember that from like growing up no you could micro machines guy no not the micro machines guy although i

respect to that guy because that guy was awesome you could take like a course and learn to speed read. I was always jealous of that. Sorry. Ian, we just completely ruined it. Yeah, sorry. I had to think about the bald guy. Anyway, so probably the week after next week, we're thinking something's going to come. Probably the week after next week.

So it'll be probably after the franchise tag window. So you're probably looking at the week of July 18th, 19th, and 20th, which is fine because training camp starts basically that week. So theoretically we'll know. And I think everyone involved has basically said, we're going to know before training camp. And at least the Browns can plan and see what they want to do. Well, that leads to everything.

Baker's deal, what's going to happen with him, Jimmy G, what's going to happen to him. Then the training camp comes. We just got to get to the week after next week, which feels like we're one day away from it. Yeah. Let's go, boys. Here we go.

Let's go. So you've been doing all what you've been doing. We've been in here battling. Yeah. Okay, Ian, we've been battling in here, and it sounds like we made the promise. I've seen your golf course videos as well, by the way, Pat. Hey.

You were also on the golf course. It's called training, bro. Listen, yeah, I was at the Phoenician, you know, with the Phoenicians. And it's a resort golf course, so it's a little bit easier, I guess. But I loved it. I loved the way it was set up. That's where billionaires golf, I guess, out there in Phoenix. I did not know that.

Found the putter? Found it. I stole a putter from A.Q. Shipley. I haven't missed with it yet, literally. Have not missed a putt with it yet. Man, A.Q. Shipley, that's your guy. Yeah. Remember when he got destroyed on the internet himself there? Yeah, because

he made it out okay. Well, that's because people in your world were like, A.Q. Shipley clearly is the one that said this. It's like, whoa, why? Because he went to college with the guy 12 years ago? How come A.Q.'s getting buried here? He's tough, though. He can said this. It's like, whoa, why? Because he went to college with the guy 12 years ago? How come AQ's getting buried here? He's tough, though. He can take it.

He's from Pittsburgh. You know what I mean? He can take it. He's got those broad Michelin Man shoulders. You know what I mean? In a sweet ring. Just, when is the title golf tournament? This week.

Starts on Friday. And you're heading out there? Yeah, tomorrow we're heading out there. I think AJ's driving out here with a car that hopefully won't get stolen. Yikes. Hey, did you break news that AJ Hawk's car was stolen on 4th of July? His truck was stolen from right in front of his house?

No, hold on. I'm... AJ, I'm sorry for your loss. That's a traumatic thing, but this wasn't one of those things where you left the key in the car and then someone just took it, right? Kind of. Absolutely is what happened, yes. I gifted it. I gifted it to them i was too trusting i gifted it so yeah i can't be too upset his wallet was in there hey listen college football national it was a fourth of july americana i'm thinking no one's doing this today you're right now it's america's birthday let's not in ohio love fourth of july in ohio college national champion, all-time leading tackler for the Green Bay Packers,

Super Bowl champion, now a member of the NFL media. A.J. Hawk has red trucks stolen on 4th of July with all of his personal items in there. I think that would be a great tweet. That'd be a great tweet. And if anybody could find it, that'd be fantastic. Yeah, I feel like the tweet of, like, source, the truck has been recovered would be, I mean, that'd be awesome news. We're I mean that would be awesome They fucking cut the top off Changed the VIN number of that thing already

And they used his card to pay for all those changes What a time Tony your question for Ian Rappaport Ian how come no one was reporting Especially you that Odell was playing On no ACLs last year That is a very good question I was wondering the same thing that Odell was playing on no ACLs last year? That is a very good question.

I was wondering the same thing, man. And I will say this. Odell is a very good, savvy dude. I would like to know more, and I'm not sure of the accuracy on that because I feel like he was being a little sarcastic. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is classic media biases. The source is lying, not Jesus. The source is lying, not us. The source is lying.

What's the accuracy coming from the guy you're saying, Ian? Unbelievable. OBJ, just because this is my show doesn't mean I agree with what that guy in that corner down there is saying. Dirtbag. All right? We've made that clear from time to time, sometimes in very high-profile fashion.

True, true. Yeah. So what I think Odell means, let's assume, for the sake of this argument, that it's not 1,000% true. What I believe he means is that his ACL wasn't

right. And when the Rams signed him, they weren't going to give him a lot of money. They weren't going to give him a multi-year deal because his ACL didn't heal properly after his first surgery. So when he tore his ACL in the Super Bowl, it was actually really good fortune because it probably extended his career. Because he went to Neil Eltrash, got it done. It went very well. And he's going to be at full strength at some point this season. But last year, it was not at full strength.

So he did all of that knowing his ACL was probably going to go at some point. So that type of mental toughness to be able to just go. AJ, think about that. Amazing. Knowing that your shit's going to pop at some point. That's like the guys who have something in their Achilles. They feel like their Achilles. They're like, ah, I feel something in there.

There's a bruise. It feels something. But they still go full go. And then something out of nowhere, boom! A horse just kicked them in the back. It's gone. That ability to be able to go. Richard Sherman did that. Remember that? Yeah, yeah. It's insane.

The mental toughness to go while your shit's about to blow out is... That's very impressive. I don't like that you called Odell Beckham Jr. a liar there, but I would like to say Odell's an absolute badass. House sold $3.5 million in

Ohio, by the way. Lock your trucks up over there in Ohio, whoever bought OBJ's house, because AJ Hawk's getting all his shit stolen. Your question, Connor, for Rapaport? Yeah, Rap, how many guys are, you know, are we going to expect to sign with the team after training camp starts? Like is Julio Jones going to sign before

or are any of these veteran guys probably going to wait until like mid-August? No, I think what we'll probably see is we'll see a couple sign before camp. It's usually like a deadline kind of generates some of these deals. So, yeah, I mean, Julio, you know, would be a candidate to sign before camp. I know we talked about potentially the Packers. We'll see if that ends up happening. But, like, you're right. Like, when you get to that point in your career, I mean, Julio, I think,

is 33, 32 or 33. He is fine without training camp. He keeps himself in good shape. Like, he knows he'll pick up the playbook. Like, he will be fine. So he'd probably be a candidate to sign early in camp or maybe before. Hey, why didn't it work in Tennessee? Why didn't it work in Tennessee with Julio?

And why should the next fan base that Julio Jones arrives to be excited? If he was a Colt, I'd be fucking pumped. But then I know immediately following that on the Internet would be like, well, did you see what he did last year? Did you see what he did in Atlanta? Why was it, you think, in Nashville? It was nothing personal. It's not like he was a bad guy. It's not like locker room issues or anything like that. It was just he didn't practice a lot. I mean, you're trying to get the offense going, trying to get flow, you're trying to get timing. practice a lot. I mean, you're trying to get the offense going, trying to get flow, you're trying to get timing. You know, there was some hamstring things and like

those were sort of lingered for a while, but like he just didn't practice a lot. And the way it was explained to me, whenever he signs with a new team now, and I do think he will sign, that you're going to get more of sort of the old Julio. Like it sounds like last year was a little bit of a wake-up call for him that like you need to practice. It's important. Like, you need to be with – because remember, he hurt his something, hamstrings or something in camp,

and then he just didn't practice for the rest of camp. And everyone was like, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine. He was not fine. That hurt them. It really did. Are you saying he – did the team want him to practice more and his body just wasn't able to do that, and that's why he wasn't able to go in there and play as many reps as they thought yeah i think that's probably right and like you know aj you know

how it goes like you're a veteran like you know your body by this point so it's like we talked about with rogers not throwing in the spring like aaron rogers knows he'll be fine. I think Julio was like, I know my body. This is what I need. I'm not healthy enough to, you know, train, but I'll be okay. And then it just wasn't what the team hoped. I think this time around, you know, if everything goes okay, you'll see him practice more, and I think that will help whichever offense he joins.

All right. Well, I can't wait for him to join the Colts, right, or the Packers. I've seen some odds were placed by some random odds maker on the Internet. Bookies.com odds maker Adam Thompson has the Packers. What's the third one? Cowboys, plus 550. That'd be great. So funny.

What's so funny? So it's Packers or Colts? Why'd you single that out? No, I don't know. I mean, the Cowboys generally don't make big, splashy signs. I think he would help. What? And the Cowboys offense will probably be fine regardless, though.

But, I mean, the Julio Jones Cowboys jersey would sell quite a lot if that did happen. Yeah, the Julio Jones Colts jersey would, too, and the Julio Jones Packers one. Do you get a lean? Do you get a lean anyway with this one, Rep? Has there been any conversations, any workouts, any beginning negotiations at all with any teams?

No workouts. It's just a lot of linking to the Packers. I just, you know, to take on a really, really big-name guy, and it wouldn't be a lot of money, but to take on a big-name guy who has a big personality and will generate a lot of headlines, like, it to work. Otherwise it hurts the team. Um, and the Packers have a lot of young receivers. I think they want to play like, that's the only thing that's hard is like, you want to develop those guys to really play. So that'd be a tough decision for them. All right. We appreciate

you giving us nothing. Uh, good luck on the golf course. Thanks for all the tweets the last couple days. Are you going to get back to tweeting or no? Yeah, look, my goal over the next, let's say 72 hours is to come up with something newsworthy enough to tweet it. Hopefully I deliver for you. No, no, I need the 24 because we're off Thursday, Friday.

Oh. Oh, all right. AJ Hawks still in color. 24. All right, I got you. I'll do what I can. Appreciate that. Also Hawk stolen car. 24. All right, I got you. I'll do what I can. Appreciate that. Also, find AJ's truck, could you?

Yeah, please. When AJ's truck, AJ, text me when the truck gets returned. I'll break it on the internet. It'll be great. He doesn't have your number. Ladies and gentlemen, Ian Rappaport. Thank you, Rappaport. I mean, maybe if the truck runs me over and kills me,

that'll be a story to break, but I don't think it's a story. Just recovering the truck. That'd be nuts. Your truck getting stolen on 4th of July in Ohio, I mean, is a story for sure. All your shit inside? Yeah, both championship rings that he sees every day and kisses. Oh, my God.

Let alone that, but what about, I mean, all the guns that are going to be purchased with your fucking credit card and everything like that. 10 grand in cash. Oh, my God. I had like 15 guns in the truck, too. Yeah, exactly. That's the breaking news there. That's Ohio.

Taking AJ's guns. Let's get to a, yeah. I guess they would have. The person walking by the truck could sniff it out. A lot of guns in here. Fucking open it up. Credit card. Give me that.

Give me that. Let's take the truck and all those guns let's get out of here jesus christ um we'll be back in about four minutes with some phone calls ian basically said there ain't shit happening until two weeks from now yeah this is kind of a time when most people are out of the office aren't there now i don't want to say it's done still, though. Look at us, though. We did this last couple off seasons. We have not done this. We have sat in the pocket during these days, these hours and just sat through it and, you know, started hating everything every day. Now we got the Tahoe this weekend and we're off next week and then we'll be

back. I'm excited for this, AJ. This is good. It's football season. Like once we get back, like it's football season pretty much yeah maybe we have big celebration okay only nine more sundays maybe we should that's don't say it that way that's not that man that is that is a lot yeah i disagree saying 65 better than nine more sundays i mean i've been counting down since like 217. I can say this. There's football every month from now until fucking February.

That's right. What's at the end of this month? Fucking training camp. Oh, I thought you were talking about the Birmingham Stallions becoming champions. Congrats to the Birmingham Stallions winning the inaugural USFL championship, AJ.

I saw they filled that place up, though, for the final. Ohio was filled up in there with a bunch of people ready to steal cars and shit. The entire Pro Football Hall of Fame stadium was lit up well. It sounded like there was good environment. A lot of NFL jerseys and shirts in the stands, but people were picking their sides. Scooby Wright gets a pick six to fucking win that thing. His first pick six of the season. I mean, it was beautiful to watch.

Skip Holtz had a great coaching moment where he told his quarterback after a pick that was a deflection. There was like five minutes left, three minutes left or whatever. Hey, we're going to win this game. Don't you worry about it. And it's all mic'd up, and they do come back and win the game. It was a cool thing. I enjoyed watching that championship game, actually.

I enjoyed it a lot. Good for them. Now, when does the XFL start, though? Next year. 2023. Next spring. Yeah, next spring. Are they going head-to-head, or are they teaming up with the USFL?

They are different than the USFL. I believe those are two different. Yeah, it's going to be tough. It's the Rock versus Fox. Bob Stoops. Fox owns USFL, I think. The Rock obviously owns the XFL. Good luck, Fox Sports.

Good luck. Take it on to fucking rock. Yeah, what's that on? Does the Rock have a TV deal yet? Yeah, ESPN, Disney, ABC. February 18th, 2023 is allegedly the kickoff date for the XFL. One week after the Super Bowl. They made a delicious looking taramana spritz this weekend.

Oh, I've seen it. Oh, yeah, I've seen it. Fucking chef's getting ready. Can't Dwayne take a few reps? Dwayne needs to get back in his four-point and take a few reps there. He was at the combine over there in Hawaii wearing 54 because he was always the 54th person on the roster,

it felt like. Is that why? Yes. That's cool. That's seven bucks bucks by the way he looked everything's got to be i mean yeah he's huge right now you know if the rock ever got if he was ever out of shape i think everyone would just lose hope in america if he wasn't in shape i wonder if he knows that i wonder if there's a lot of pressure man i wonder if every time he steps in that iron paradise and drinks his zoa energy and he starts you starts clanging and banging, being the hardest worker in the room,

even though he is in that room all by himself, it seems like. He's still the hardest motherfucker worker in there. If it was that Iron Paradise or your Iron Paradise, he's coming in there doing it. I wonder if he thinks, like, I have to get bigger. Because if I don't, everybody will think we're all going to shit. And he somehow finds a way to get look at that thing how old is he now 50 something 50. i wonder if he goes to his high school reunions and just looks at people okay yeah you look good he is 50. he's 50. jeez how awesome

would that be to be that at 50. how tall is he six six six five oh and you guys have the same birthday that at 50. how tall was he six six six five oh and you guys have the same birthday yeah may 2nd me him and the queen and david congrats guys oh yeah and david beckham you guys are just paul george one king senior apart i don't know what that is 15 16 15. oh see all right we're back in four minutes with some phone calls on the five energy phone line one eight three three four mac if we cannot wait to hear what everybody wants to chat about. See you then. Tomorrow morning, our ACC free-to-play golf tournament, the 100K Tahoe Take Time,

will go live on Fandle with 100K in total prizes up for grabs. Tahoe. Tahoe. Tahoe. Largest free play ever? I don't think it's the largest, but it's close. 100K free to play. And you don't have to be in a state where gambling is legalized.

Nope. And you'll be able to enter this free to play words. I think it's a baker's dozen worth of questions that we're putting up there. And you'll fill out all the questions. It's about, you know, will there be any eagles? Will there be any birdies? Who's going to score better, me or AJ? Who's going to do anything else 100 000 and prizes up for great yeah pretty awesome some of the other questions too will pat and aj hawk scores combine for a

stableford score above zero he's the point system aj ended with a negative 10 last year so i would have to get above 10 obviously uh to get more than zero. But having exactly zero will also be an option. Yeah, and you can't, you know, AJ can't sabotage this or anything. He's got to play. He's got to play. By the way, there's many answers that AJ is dependent upon. If somebody wins a piece of $100,000 or not. Yeah, will AJ finish with a positive or negative final score?

AJ? Are you going to finish with a negative or a positive? Me. AJ. I don't think I ever have finished with a positive score, but this year I plan on winning the tournament, so that means happy. Hey, baby. There you go.

There's the help. Hey, thanks for helping people out for this. They'll only be able to answer once, and this is the information you're giving them going in for $100,000 and prizes on the line. You want to rethink that? It's pretty easy to get a negative score out there. I'm just going to let you know.

Okay. All right. Here we go. Maybe we shape it a little bit better there. Maybe I end up with a negative score. Well, I don't know about that. You found your putter. I did find my putter.

What are we talking about? Hey. Hey, I hope you drain everything out there. I'm not a rising tide lifts all ships, right? I hope if we get to play together Friday, we all just light it up. I hope so, too. We're probably going to do that, right? What do you mean?

We are going to do that. Yeah, we are. Anyways, get in on the 100K free-to-play Tahoe takedown. Only available at FanDuel starting tomorrow morning. Yeah, starting tomorrow morning. Not on FanDuel Sportsbook. Just FanDuel. Yes.

Because we're not allowed to – because it's not regulated. No. So, like, we're not able to put actual bets in there for us because it's not regulated because we're not professionals. Although some books. There we can. They have a book at Harris you can place bets on. Yeah. So that is at that book just there.

And I think there's one in Vegas, too, that they'll take on that risk or whatever because it's not regulated on the Internet. So it's a whole rules and regulation thing. Believe me,ed at Fando for not having bets on it but the free-to-play they said the best bet we got it's like sounds good let's do a bunch of money 100k let's go ahead and enjoy the hell out of the weekend we'll be live from the course a few different times I believe Frankie uh Sticks will be running the the phone and everything uh Foxy will be out there filming everything and Connor will have the caddy bag. So look for a bunch of content from us and you can get involved with the 100K free to play

Tahoe Takedown AJ Hawk. Should be fun, man. I don't know. I have no clue how I'll play, but we'll see. Howdy baby Bill. There you go, Bill. Good job. Good job on the audio, Bill. Bill is doing a great job. I know. I'm trying to tell him good job because you guys just tear him down and call him a serial killer.

What are you talking about? Why do you have to call you a serial killer? I don't know what I did. This guy lives in a neighborhood where cars are getting jacked every single day and he's taking shots at you. Isn't that wild, Bill? Can't even take care of his own house. Yeah. Wow.

I can't. Can I pay Bill money to sit in my front yard in a lawn chair for the next month? I wouldn't be surprised if we went through Bill's backpack right now of AJ's wallet wasn't in there. There's a chance he made a trip. It's only a three-hour drive. I'm not sure if you've seen it. Oh, there's a new red truck out there.

Oh, yeah. That sure is. You've seen Gone in 60 Seconds, but they cross off a list, and the number one car is Eleanor. I assume in Columbus they're doing a similar thing, and the number one car was AJ Hobbs. Big red truck. Big red truck. That's what Jack Johnson's back, and he similar thing, and the number one car was A.J. Hobbs' big red truck. Big red truck.

That's what Jack Johnson's back, and he came over, and he was like, you know what, man, Nick Cage just had it on the list. It was number one. He had to come get you. How is Jack Stanley Cup chomping? Did he change? He's a super arrogant prick now, or what? No, but hopefully his cup party is coming here not too far from now.

He doesn't know a date yet, but hopefully it comes in the month of July. No, he's awesome. So bob was letting off all those fireworks jack comes in out of nowhere from the indoors he's like hey bob you're gonna you're gonna light any fireworks off when it's dark because bob started like 7 45 it didn't get dark till 9 45 pretty much very late dark out here arizona as soon as the sun goes over the mountain it it's over. Oh, yeah. It was like 730, 745 pitch black. Out here in Indiana, it'll be pitch black 945, 930. Fireworks start at 10 here. Yeah, same here. 10 o'clock.

There was a 35-minute fireworks show I watched last night. 35. That's the same with ours. I was blown away, honestly. Me too. I was like, geez, they went above and beyond this shit. Yeah, me and Sam were sitting there watching it. We stood. We were watching, a little romantic. And then we're like 15 minutes in. We're like, geez, they went above and beyond this year. Yeah, me and Sam were sitting there watching it. We like stood, you know, we're watching a little romantic.

And then we're like 15 minutes in. We're like, God damn. All right. Maybe we sit down. I don't think there's any end. We saw four different, five different grand finales in this thing. It was very impressive. And this is all.

Did you guys see the Macy's? Yes, I was watching that. Around the Fourth of July celebration. That was on last night. I thought people weren't celebrating the Fourth of July. Really? What do you mean? I thought now more than ever.

People in America are doing Fourth of July, right? Well, there was a lot of people that were like, nah, I'm not going to celebrate the birth of this country with the way things are going. It's like, hey, listen. I didn't get all that. I didn't get all that. Really?

That's the internet, though. You're not on the internet much. You're actually out there in the real world not keeping an eye on your truck. But the whole, there was a lot of drama about whether or not America should be celebrated at all. And I'm like, isn't Fourth of July to celebrate the good that this country is? Are we bad people then? Are we terrible people if we celebrate Fourth of July?

No. Well, that's what I was saying. I was interested to see the celebration. And where I live, and I know it's Indiana, and you're in Ohio, it seemed like people ramped it up a little bit. Then I watched that Macy's Fourth of July celebration on TV. That was ramped up a bunch.

I'm like, I don't think the people on the internet got the memo that we're still allowed to celebrate the greatest fucking country on the earth. Just because there's assholes making bad decisions,

which is going to happen forever, doesn't mean that the greater good is still very prevalent here amongst the majority. We have to remember that. And let's enjoy and celebrate the things that we have. And let's make the world a better place as the world continues to turn and we move forward. Because who knows how many days we got left on this fucking earth.

Let's try to make this beacon of light that is the United States of America better and better. And I thought about that yesterday as I was, you know, all these people that say, like, I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave. Where are you going to go?

Every country has its fucking faults. And I know you go to a third world country and sit on a resort for a week and you think that's how the country is. It's not. They have their problems as well. We need to just become a better society as a whole. And if you just want to leave, what? Fuck you.

Why don't you stay and make us better? You know what I mean? That's why. Let's try to make this place as good as it possibly can. Because in some people's eyes, this country is the only place where there's any hope. So let's fucking go ahead and do that. All right? And let's not let these fucking stooges and assholes that make bad decisions that are in positions of power tear us all apart.

Enough with that. Hell yeah. Let's fucking enjoy this place like it's supposed to be had. Right, AJ? I think, unfortunately, the people that need to hear this Probably won't hear this Well and the people that need to hear this will tell me Oh you don't understand

You know nothing what it's like You have no clue what's happening Yeah look at your white face And you got a chain on You don't know anything He's not jacked He's not jacked He's not jacked I love how jacked he's not jacked he's not jacked how they sound

is that how they all sound yeah i assume like the guy that joey chestnut took out i thought he broke his neck honestly i think he was trying to joey's like what the fuck are you doing i'm trying to save america right now yeah you're out here with your little darth vader mask on and if you did see that person i I mean, very easily sleep, you know? Oh, yeah. Probably on the Internet, very tough, this person. Probably amongst group text messages, very tough. Joey Chestnut had four dogs in his left hand, two buns in his right hand,

and just broke this dude in half with the quickness. And I think that is a great tell about a lot of people. Tell you what, that was an act against the U.S. of A. and he should go to Guantanamo. How about that? I've been learning. What was the protest place? That's a food.

Meat? Processed? Yeah. Hot dogs. I would like to say that I do not necessarily want to witness how animals become burgers, how cows become burgers and hot dogs and sausages and everything like that. But unless we're all just going to become vegan

and just get our neck snapped by a guy holding four hot dogs all the time, I don't know. On one leg. You know what I mean? I don't know. I don't know. Let's go to the fence. All right.

We appreciate that person trying to save the world. Just like Peter King, AJ. We donated. Did you hear this in the first hour? I did see a little bit what he's upset that people are doing this. Yeah, wasting food. When one in five go hungry. And we did not know that hot dogs are going to run out.

Right? Had no idea that hot dogs are going to run out. There's a lot of different things we could get into if we're going to start that argument. Well, don't worry. I was actually up on a horse. I was actually up on a horse earlier. I did see that. I love that.

That was great. It was a pretty high horse. I was riding on on a horse. I was actually up on a horse earlier. I didn't see that. I love that. That was great. It was a pretty high horse. I was riding on there alongside Peter. But we donated 10,000 hot dogs to homeless shelters around the country in Peter's name. Do we have any idea how we're going to go about doing that? No. No. But we will do it in Peter King's name because he rose a great point in the world that we

currently live in. Truly. Also chatted about Gatorade being dumped out of a thing onto coaches. What are we doing? Can't do it. What are we doing? What are we doing? All that sugar just on the ground. Water too. Let's not even talk about the water. How about when fighters take a little spritz of water and then spit it out?

It's like, are you kidding me? They're trying to get the blood out of their mouth though, right? No, we're in a water shortage. Swallow the blood and the water. What are we even doing? Think about people watering their lawns right now. Oh, actually, don't do that. Actually, don't don't do that well i just got some sod laid down i have to no you can't because we're having a fucking drought you're a terrible guy did bob did bob take care of that grass did bob wet the lawn down before he's letting fireworks off or did he want to start

a forest fire no that thing was the brownest grass i've ever seen four trees hanging over top and a fence keeping all the kids in close come Come on. It was one of the most dangerous things I've ever seen. And he, Bob even said, man, if I would have known your neighbors were going to be so cool, I would have brought actually like a lot of my fireworks over. A lot of them. He went off at least 25 mortars and had a grand finale deal that shot up 40 or 50 at a time. Grand finale deal. The wife and I ran by a fireworks store last night about 6.30, 7 o'clock at night

because we didn't have anything. It was the first year we didn't. But we were told that where we're at now on the lake that we stay, like, hey, there's a lot of fireworks out here. So don't need the big fireworks, although I normally do buy them. So we just got a bunch of sprinklers and some Roman candles and stuff like that just to do a couple things. Sam almost lit me on fire.

What? Yep, almost lit my entire body on fire. That was very nice of her it's one of the sprinklers or what yeah sprinklers it was this sword sprinkler that was just fucking like dumping out sprinkles you know it looked like goldberg's entrance with the fucking fire shooting and the wind was pretty heavy coming off the lake you know and we're reading the wind with your the, you know? And she wanted to do a twirl, you know, with it. Oh, this is fine. And that thing just dumped right onto me. I mean, you're talking, look at this.

Watch this. It's all good time. Wind blowing hard towards me as you see. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. AJ, that's what happened right there. Oh, my God, she says. I am sorry. And then she says, watch your tip while she comes towards me.

I'm like, oh, lady, you just try to burn my feet down it feel you know it felt like goldberg's entrance on both of my feet there for a second i mean that's that's one of my favorite entrances in all of sports or sports entertainment so yeah it's a good night for you burn burn burn burn are you one of like house slippers uh no i got uh these new rubber uh foam thing i don't know sam bought them for me. They're super fashionable, but she got them off of Amazon. They're only like 15 bucks. It feels like a lot.

Dang, look at the fire. Is that a barge shooting the fireworks in the back? Yeah. So that's a house across the street. So that, that a lot of the, or across the pond, a lot of these houses, they're just like a, this is our first time, 4th of July on this lake. So we had heard all the, you know, shit talked about the amount of fireworks, but we're a big fireworks couple. Like we, um, I've been, I've been going to the fireworks stores for a

long time, buying out everything. Cause in Pittsburgh, you can't do it. So as soon as I got some money and I got to a state where you could do it, I'd buy out whole fucking stores on July 5th, July 6th, save them for the next year and do the whole thing, you know, like very much into fireworks. So then whenever we heard all the shit talked about, oh, these are the best fireworks in the state, blah, blah, blah, we're like, well, we don't have to do it then. So as it's getting darker, like 9, 15, 9, 30, we're watching these little ones go off from all these houses.

We're like, oh, next year we're fucking doing fireworks. All right, so we can keep up with this. And then as soon as 10 o'clock hit there was like see you 15 major productions happening all within our view it's like oh no we don't have to do fireworks ever again it sounds like so it was a great night it was great fourth of july but i almost got burnt to the fucking crisp well i'm glad you're here i'm glad you didn't you didn't want to go into tahoe with third degree burns in your legs well i do have whiplash in my neck though my doctor my neck doctor has told me that i got to try to keep this as stable as possible.

When did you see that neck doctor? Sunday. Sunday, as soon as I got home. He didn't want to work on Fourth of July. It was an emergency appointment. Is that Peyton's neck doctor? Similar. Similar, I think.

Where is your Walgreens brace, though? Well, it's on a Walgreens brace. That was given to me by a medical official. Thank you, because they thought I potentially had a fracture. If you didn't see my body go all the way up. That was a violent move, it really was. Yeah, 250 pounds going from full fast to zero. And obviously a lesser man probably does have a fracture.

I just got a couple strained muscles in my neck from whiplash, pal. I'm glad you're okay. Now that you've experienced it, granted it was outside on the concrete do you think you could have kicked out yeah I went to the UFC event yeah

no I'll get that I mean that's the best he's got so what are we worried about you think you're gonna get my shoulders on Matt three seconds after that I don't think so probably won't

I mean I'm gonna go at two and I tell the ref it's fucking two. Sometimes, though, the ref gets down. How do you get out of it? My neck would be so much pain, so I'd have to keep it pretty stiff. So I had to fucking keep the neck in a perfect line.

Throw it up. But the issue is sometimes when the ref hits the bat, it makes a sound. So, like, as I'm commentating, I'm like, wait, is that one or two? Because the ref hitting the mat because they're so quick. And it's like, oh, that's actually two. Like, I need to keep that in mind at SummerSlam, you know? Screw the Street Profits. Is that one?

Is that two? Do I get another second of break here or not? Street Profits do have quite a grab because the shoulders blade seemed to be up. Nothing that ref could do. Hour three is on the other side. It's going to stink, but we'll see then. Home run. Fucking hit it right on the screws, AJ. Let's go to the other side. It's going to stink, but we'll see you then. Home run. Fucking hit it right on

the screws, AJ. Let's go to the phone, shall we? Let's go to Josh in Albany. Josh, what's going on, pal? On the 5RNG phone line, go to 1-833- 4-MAC-FEED. Go to 5RNG.com. Use promo code MACFEED to receive 10% off your order of 5RNGs. What's going on, Josh in Albany, the capital of New York?

Mm-hmm. Happy birthday, America, boys. How are we doing? Happy birthday, man. Happy birthday. This is going to be the best year yet. By far. I hope.

So I was originally going to call in to ask about Joey Chesno, but you guys covered that. So I guess instead I'll ask, during the March Madness tournament, you guys said that somebody could come shadow tone digs. That didn't seem to happen. Can I be that guy? Good call. The issue, Josh, was they let us see who the top

10 were in our bracket, but it didn't give us the last place in our bracket. So, we could just randomly select somebody, or we just give it to Josh from Albany. Maybe you follow Diggs for next week. That's a good idea. Yeah. The whole week

Josh thanks for the call Congrats Josh He just fucking won Where's he going next week Tell you what Josh you show up at the office I'll see you here Next week This isn't a 9th hole at 9 thing

Or whatever it was For Happy Gilmore You're not doing that to our friend Josh. We're in South Carolina if he wants to come see me. Okay. I ain't telling him where. Big state. Good luck.

Take a guess. Probably the water. You'll be able to sense it wherever the Italians are. Scan the coast. Let's go to Tyler in Tennessee. What's going on, Tyler? Hi. Hey, how's it going, boys?

How we doing? Hi, Tyler. God bless. Did you see what I had to do with my neck there during the sneeze? That is a big thing my doctor told me to think of. What's your doctor's name? Huh? You heard me?

Oh, you don't like doctor-client privileges, dude? Please, Tyler, what would you like to talk about? Hip-ho, bro. Hey, well, I'm glad I missed out on one call for the tone-digging job shadow in there, but I wanted to say that we've been hearing a lot about all these other quarterbacks this offseason. Why isn't anyone talking about this coming year's MVP, Jalen Hurts? I mean, we know he's a dog. He's got arms the size of Pat's new truck.

A.J. Brown got traded to the team. We know he's a dog. We saw what he did in Tennessee with Tannehill, and Tannehill's arms are nowhere near that size. Tyler, just quick follow-up. You're an Eagles fan? Absolutely. So you know, just like we know, that this is just a test year for Jalen, right? He's either going to be the guy

or he's not going to be the guy. None of us know? I mean, there's no greater test than winning the Super Bowl, Pat. Okay, so he doesn't win the Super Bowl. You guys are moving on? I'd say that's safe to say, yeah. Jesus. I like that.

I respect that Eagles fan being pumped. But we all kind of understand that, and I think even the people in Philly, like, hey, this is Jalen's year. Now, there's been turmoil in the past. There's been a lot of shit in the past. They're building that team up. They're going all in both on the defensive side and on the offensive side. He has a year in the offense with Sirianni.

It does feel like he's a dog, but not everybody's going to be an NFL guy. Is Jalen Hurts going to be that guy? AJ, your prediction? I mean, I think everything he's done so far looks like he will be that guy. I don't know if he's that guy this season. Like, how quickly does he have to become that guy? Now, the team around him is pretty damn good when you look at him. Sirianni, obviously, has proven that he can coach.

So everything's kind of set up. I mean, also it gives you a lot of pressure at the same time. It gives you a lot of options, a lot of things you can do, and the dude's athletic. But, yeah, we'll see. I wonder what the majority of Philly fans feel like. They're probably – aren't they like us? Like, okay, yeah, we like this guy a lot.

We really hope he's the guy, but we're not 100% sure that he's the future. That's probably why we don't talk about him, though. We have no idea if he's the future or not. I think he has one year, like, guy a lot. We really hope he's the guy, but we're not 100% sure that he's the future. That's probably why we don't talk about him, though. We have no idea if he's the future or not. I think he has one year, like, tryout here. And it stinks that that's the NFL, but that's real. Kind of feels like similar to Tua. Yeah. Yeah.

Exactly. Is he the guy or is he not the guy? We're going to find out. We're pumped for them both, though. Just like I'm pumped for this hour three. It's going to be the best we've ever done. We're back in about two minutes with some phone calls, some breaking news, and more life. This is the Pat McAfee show tuesday july 5th welcome back to the pat mcafee show here on tuesday july

5th to my left your right aj hawk at a baby oh yeah joining us in seven minutes a man who just won his 15th championship joey Jaws Chestnut, will be joining us in about six minutes to chit-chat about all things that happened yesterday at Coney Island, I believe. Yeah. Nathan's hot dog eating contest where he snapped a protester's neck

while hossing four hot dogs and buns at the same damn time. Dog. What a fucking dog. A hot dog dog. Joey Jaws Chest, shall join in. The most major championships out of any athlete in the history of athletes. I mean, an absolute stallion, AJ.

I can't wait to chat with him. Are they going to step up security? Didn't someone get paint thrown at him a couple years ago? Yeah, it feels like it's a little loose goose, a little Wild West. I mean, old buddy, the MC had to get in there and try to strangle that guy. George Shea and Joey Jaws had to get him. But how'd that person get up onto the stage is the first question, because that's probably where the security...

They might have been taken back, though, watching Joey Chestnut work. How often do you get to see a goat pray? What's it called when you're out at the pasture? Graze. Graze. Fuck. How often do you get to see a goat graze in the pasture and do what it does the best?

And that's what all the security were doing. You know what I mean? And it's an interesting... I met those WWE events, and I'll look around at some of the security, and there'll be some things that'll happen, like when Roman comes out, every security guard who's supposed to be looking at the crowd

turns around, and they're just looking directly at Roman Reigns. It's like, all right, this is the moment when somebody, and it's like the arena security, they're all humans. You know, you can't blame them. When something pops off, it's hard not to turn around and peek your head. Captivating it. But also in the world that we're in now, need you.

Because there's going to be somebody that's going to come try. Imagine if that guy was able to super glue his hand onto Joey Chestnut's cups where the waters are, like the person in Minnesota or Milwaukee would have been over. It would have changed the entire course of history, A.J. Hawk. You're right. I mean, this could have gone really, really bad if Joey Chestnut doesn't snap that dude's neck and he does something to – what if he knocked all his hot dogs off the table

and he falls way behind? Knocks all the hot dogs off? What if he breaks his foot again? Yes. Because that was on the casted foot side, I believe, where he had to pivot and twist. I mean, there's so much that could go into it. And hopefully, you know, that protester and other protesters in the future

saw what happened when you fuck around and find out it was a goat eating hot dogs. It happened to Seth Rollins a couple months ago. Oh, yeah, he choked the guy out. Hey, guy got like a 40-yard head start run at Seth Rollins because obviously a fake account on Twitter made this person believe he was in some sort of friendship or relationship with Seth Rollins and got a bunch of this guy's money from him. And this person thought Seth Rollins screwed him over

because obviously Seth Rollins would have time to do that to some random person in New York. This guy, full speed sprint around down the stage and Seth doesn't fall, catches him in a fucking guillotine and then he and then the guy gets bodied on the way out. That needs to happen more to protest.

Protesters need to get buckled. It's got to hurt. It can't be fun it's got to hurt no that's like schlegs schlegs ain't scared you know when you say protest people that jump onto a live game or on some kind of event like that and they're trying to derail everything yes something needs to happen to them i appreciate that they feel like they're taking a stand for something it's very important to them but there's a lot of people going to work at something that's very important to fucking them too,

and their families and their lives. I just feel like... They don't know if you're coming up there with a knife or a gun. That's the scariest part. Yeah, a lot of people are like, Joey went too hard. It's like, how does Joey know what the fuck this person who's wearing a mask, who just interrupted something that is live on television

that is historic happening. How do you know what this person has? You have no idea what this person's got going on, especially with what we see maniacs doing now. That's why Schlegel had that guy, what, full rock bottom. Oh, yeah. Right? He got him.

Yeah, he took a guy out in 2012 maybe. Yeah, he slammed this right on the field. How good does that feel that you got a chance to be, you know, babyface here? It happened to two professional wrestlers. I think they're in TNA. I don't know what their promo they're in, so I apologize. They were on a flight, a male wrestler, a female wrestler. They're a couple.

They were flying. Her purse got stolen off the plane in Tampa Bay, I think, but she had her AirPods in her purse, so they tracked where the purse was. It was at a Walmart like 40 minutes away. These two wrestlers walk in. They see the person from the fight that they recognize, walk up on him as he was trying to buy something

with her credit card to get out of there. They have it all on camera. Walk up, chit-chat, say, hey, you fucked up. Guy sprints, tries to run. Wrestler guy, we're talking. Full blown. Boom. Head dump into the ground.

Caught him. Like clothesline from behind. Head into the ground. And I assume there was a little ground and pound action there. And then Walmart, all the workers go sprinting up. And they get their shit back. And it all ends up in a good story. But there's not a lot of those moments where you're babyface if you do,

you know what I mean? Joey Chestnut, babyface taking this person out. The wrestler down at that Walmart in Tampa, babyface taking that person out. We have to continue to do that. I think we have to publicly punish some of these people so that others can see what could potentially take place if they're to follow in their footsteps. James Harrison did it years ago in an NFL game.

Some Cleveland fan ran onto the field, and Harrison, he wasn't starting at the time. He was on the sidelines, and he just rock-bottomed the hell out of the guy. Yeah, that's what I'm saying we have to do. We should do that more often, I think. Now, I'm not a person that should be writing any type of law, but like Sandusky, for instance. Sure.

For all of us that heard about that and found writing any type of law, but like Sandusky, for instance. For all of us that heard about that and found out that that was happening, they should have took him on a tour, city to city, right downtown. Here's 25 bucks to a foundation or something that does. I get to punch him in the face. And then we just show that

to everybody and then hopefully in the future there'll be less creeps. That's old school, I guess. Super old school. But I think if everybody knows this person did it, found 100% guilty and ruined lives and took advantage of situations, why not profit off it and get a little public punishment

so other people see it. People need to know that there's consequences for your actions. That's all it is. Michigan State's own Larry Nassar. Boom! Let him. Tore him around Larry Nassar. Boom. You can do it for him, too. Boom. Let him. Torum around.

Yeah. Jared Fogle. Boom. Torum around. Let's make 25 bucks per. Raise some money. Let's do it. How long do you think Sandusky would last getting punched in the face for going city to city?

I think it'd be tough to make it out of Pennsylvania. But if he was happening his way into the Midwest, I assume there's some big 10 towns that would love to stop by. He goes to Columbus. You got Schlage's Bobby Carpenter lined up one after another. You Penn State scum. Fuck. Boo. WWE Hall of Fame. That is exactly

what they did when that one guy rushed out. Oh, yeah. They all just beat the fuck out of him. It's the attack of Bret Hart. Yeah. Can't do it. Climb. Can't do it. But a lot of these people feel like there's no consequences. You know, they just get famous. They put over the thing. They get a little pop on the internet for being a hero.

Their friends say they're a hero. Which, by the way, maybe you are. But also, the people that are at work are at fucking work, too. Like, they have focused and committed their entire life to this. Even eating hot dogs. They have focused and committed their entire lives to this. Even eating hot dogs, they have focused and committed their entire lives to this and you're going to step up there and you might fuck around and find out.

Especially when you're talking about a 15-time champion. When you're talking about a goat grazing the pasture of hot dogs at Coney Island year after year after year. He was risen in a lift up above all the people that made the Mecca and the pilgrimage to Coney Island to watch him work. He had a cast on his foot, crutches under his shoulders, but never to be deterred,

the greatest of all time wins yet again on 4th of July for all of America and every American. Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest eater of all time joey josh chestnut what's up bub that's awesome hey thank you no thank you for joining us man you deserve it obviously you've been very busy there's your 15th title over your shoulder congratulations joe oh thank you how's the body feel how's it feel you know you got a very busy. There's your 15th title over your shoulder. Congratulations, Joe. Oh, thank you. How's the body feel? How's it feel? You know, you got a fucked up foot. You had to take your guy's head off. You had to eat 63 hot dogs and buns.

How are you feeling right now? You feeling good or your whole body sore a little bit? I feel, yeah, I feel like hammered dog shit. I'm a, I, it's a, I feel rough, but that's what I go. I go in knowing I want to feel like garbage for a couple of days. Now I can start taking a little bit for the lake, but I was trying not to take them before the contest. But yeah, I'm happy. I got it done.

There was a, yeah, got through it. Okay. Well, congratulations. You broke up there a little bit. I think you said painkillers. You didn't want to take any painkillers before because it stuffs you up. You wouldn't be able to poop anything out. Holy shit.

You know exactly. Yeah, that's exactly why. You constipated like hell when you take painkillers. And yeah, so I wasn't taking any, but I'm feeling, I'm feeling a little bit better now. And yeah, I'm getting, yeah, everything. I'm just happy. I'm happy that that guy didn't screw anything up.

I'm happy. And he didn't screw anything up. I'm happy and he didn't get. All right, call him back. Let's reconnect into this Zoom call here. Oh my God. Did he break his foot or ankle? How did he do that? I don't know. We're about to break, what's that award for journalism?

What's it called? Nobel Peace Prize. Pulitzer. Pulitzer. We're about to get that right now though. If this connection gets a little bit better, we're diving into this thing. Obviously you never take painkillers. If you're about to get that right now, though, if this connection gets a little bit better. We're diving into this thing. Obviously, you never take painkillers if you're about to pound 63 hot dogs and buns because that thing will be in you for the rest of your life.

It's either coming out the top or it's never coming out at all. Anybody that's ever had surgery and has been forced to take painkillers, no, your butthole does not open for anything in that particular case. It is no fun. To be honest, I don't know how people – it's a big problem in america and i hope people stop doing it i think that one thing i could never get over aj if i was to dive into it more and more people that get deep into pills though they take laxatives oh they mix the two they say hey listen i'm gonna have to poop at some point even though i haven't been able to for the last 72 days i need to get at least a little shit out of me whatever the case don't dive in there joining us now joey josh chestnut joey you back sorry about that you're still breaking up this is a shitty connection no no no we hear you you sound good let's get let's get a couple things in here real quick as we have you we know you're very busy that now when that you know protester shows up

what's the first thing that pops in your mind and how did you know that the proper move is hot dog still in left hand, right hand holding buns, I believe. Go to jaw, buckle, protester. Then go right back into it. Was it just natural reaction for you to handle business there as you and George Shea take this protester the fuck out? Yeah, definitely. George Shea, he had a big role in it. But, yeah, it was a reaction. business there as you and george shea take this protester the fuck out yeah definitely yeah george shea he had a big role in it but i uh yeah it was it was reaction just naturally naturally it stinks

uh but it i thought somebody fell into me at first i didn't know it was protester until i saw the weird mask until i saw the mask and then uh it just happened i wanted to get back into eating well how about after you just absolutely ragdolled that dude? Did you feel it? Was he behind your legs? Were they trying to carry the dude out? Like, was he still messing with you? I would imagine that would be hard to focus.

He was on the ground, not too far away. And he just curled up into a ball. As soon as I grabbed him, I realized he was a kid. I was like, oh, this is a kid. And he was really – I mean, mean he was vegan so he was really skinny and uh so yeah he fell to the ground and curled up and then i got back into it hey he's trying to save the world have you had protesters at any of your events in the past we saw some people take to twitter both in the sports media world in the regular world uh kind of against

this now i know that nathan's donates 100,000 hot dogs to New York City homeless shelters, I believe. We're going to throw in another 10,000 hot dogs in Peter King's name to homeless shelters across the United States of America. But it feels like there is a certain group of people that target this professional eating. I assume you've seen this before, know of this before.

This isn't the first time something like this has happened. Yeah, PETA's attacked us before. i think last time they actually threw red paint on a couple of years uh with like blood but uh it was uh yeah it's a bummer um it's and then it competitive meeting all right so there is there is a little bit of waste but uh you know you like you said it usually draws more attention. We end up donating tons and tons of food to great, great organizations. And I think we should live in a world where everybody should have enough food to eat as much as they want. We agree completely.

We appreciate you saying that. Now, we also added in there should be no more Gatorade dumps. No more Gatorade dumps at the end. Let's not waste the Gatorade. We don't need any extra clothes ever in any situation because there's a lot of people that need clothes. Whatever the point, people can grandstand and high horse. Well, you're making a real change.

That's great news. Let's talk about the success story here. 15 times you've been champion on 4th of July. As you were getting lifted into the sky over Coney Island, I think I saw the moment where you got jacked up and it was like, Hey, this is fucking go time. I know you had injuries with your foot or your tendon and they had new

injuries and everything. How nice was it to get back out there and just do your thing, get focused into your thing and see all the people that are there literally to see you, Joey Chestnut. It was, it was awesome. It was nuts.

Uh, I mean, yeah was nuts. I never imagined that it would be what it is, but there were thousands of people chanting and I was pumped up. I really couldn't even feel the pain in my ruptured tendon in my leg. I was walking on it and putting weight on it, even though

it was numb. I was ready to eat. I could have eaten nails. I was walking on it and putting weight on it, even though it was numb. And I was ready. I could have eaten nails. And I was hungry. Okay, so last question for us before you go. We all know that when you travel or eat sodium or anything like that, your body swells up. We'd assume with hot dogs, a lot of swelling happens,

especially in the old foot. How is the cast? How is the foot in the cast? And how much longer do we have that cast on for? I have two more weeks and the doctor will get the MRI and we'll see how it's looking, see if we need surgery.

And it's still swollen. Yeah, it's tight, which isn't bad. The tightness makes it, it's actually nice. I don't know, It's comfortable, but it's a little bit sticky. I was sweating like a madman yesterday.

It's a little bit sticky and itchy. Just two more weeks, and then I'll figure out what's next. We appreciate you. What's next, Joey? Anything sweet? What are you eating next? If I can do it, I'm supposed to be eating chicken fingers for Raising Pains in Vegas on the 27th. So I'll be hopefully breaking a record.

Hey, 22 days. The body going to be ready? I'm hoping it is. I feel pretty good. And we'll see what the doctor says. And I'm going to blast through a record. All right, let's go. We appreciate you.

Congrats on another title. Thank you for your time. Good luck with the foot. Good luck with the poop. And good luck with any protesters that show up in the future. Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest of all time, Joey Jawschester. Thank you, Joey. His foot's got to be so swollen.

Sodium, 63 dogs. And standing on it up there sweating for however many hours he was there, too. Did you see the intro? Did you get to see it? I didn't see the intro, no. He was standing on a lift. Everybody was intro'd from the other side, standing. They walk up some stairs.

They walk across the stage. They get down to their spot. George Shea's doing his thing. Not as much as he had in the past, but he's still doing his thing. Great with the microphone, George Shea. I'm a big fan of the way he speaks, the words he puts together, and doing it live in front of people is a different ballgame. So I got respect for George Shea.

Then it gets time, right, for the last. Everybody's been introduced but one person. That person's plate is right in the middle of all these tables, obviously. And all of a sudden, the camera goes to the other side of the stage, and there's a lift. He throws the umbrella off the lift because he's been sitting in there in the lift and the sun was just cooking him so they gave him an umbrella throws it off stands up on this thing and then it rises to the sky while george shea is cutting this promo yeah here it is he just rises and then there's like a moment

where you see him kind of look around, and yeah, he gets like a fuck yeah, like almost like it's time to kind of go, and then he put his hands up like he's a fucking champ. I mean, it was, and here it is. Let's go.

He's about to get down. How does he get to the stage then? Yeah, here we go. Let's go. Then they lowered it. There he is. He just screamed. Here we fucking go.

They lower that thing back down. Then he wobbles over with his crutches to the middle, and it's on. Go, Todd. Joey Chestnut wins the goddamn thing with no problem. I love it. I love the event. I enjoy it a lot. I'm a big fan of it.

It's disgusting to watch because people are puking and shit like that. But I'll watch every single year, AJ. Every fucking year. It's awesome. I wonder is that is there anybody out there that could possibly beat this guy i don't think so he trains for this is full time we thought though but didn't we think kobayashi like how's anyone gonna beat kobayashi and then old joey comes along you're right and uh pat deep dish bertoletti uh bertelli bertoletti was back out of chicago first time in a few years where you know big namednamed deep dish is back in the event. It was good to see him.

Who did the worst? Who ate the least amount? How many? There was a heel. A guy that was a heel. He had red. Three of them? I think they called him something red, I think.

He puked early. Yeah. He puked until like 13, 14, I think. Coach Sirianni's pick dominated the lemonade challenge. I don't know how he did in the hot dogs. He's the best lemonade chugger in the world. I believe he's the best chugger in the world. Badlands Booker.

He can really put some shit down if he had to. He goes to penny pitchers and makes them disappear quick. Damn. He's run through 50 cents before young motherfuckers have even started pouring a pitcher. You know what I mean? He's a stud chugger. I'm a big fan of that guy. Let's go to the fence.

I think I could get him later in life. In the lemonade chugger. I'm a big fan of that guy. Let's go to the fence. I think I could get him later in life. In the lemonade chug? Yeah. I'm going to have to stretch my stomach and I'm going to have to be old, fat, lazy. I'd almost rather do hot dogs than chugging lemonade. See, I'm a better chugger though than I am. Yeah, but like how many times can you, like how, I would imagine the dude puts down a lot of lemonade.

I would, yeah, it takes a lot of, all this shit takes real training. You know that nobody really talks, yeah, nobody really nobody really respect I mean these people are training training I'm gonna add that to the thing one day I'm like all right chugging I would like to get into the professional chugging league at some point not so different than the training you're doing for Tahoe yeah call Will Compton hey he's a good chugger Will yeah that's very good it's a good gimmick it's a great gimmick it's it's been sitting there and he yeah i love it and him squaring off like randoms them think imagine what those people are

thinking cameras the finger hits the foot he puts the finger up like that's my favorite the camera out too though like hey this guy's a fucking guy you know one gallon of lemonade in 37 seconds is the record oh jesus christ what's a gallon where's the guy where's that big thing that's the milk tb12 that's what a gallon is that's a milk gallon yeah what is this this is a gallon here it's probably got it on the side yeah uh 500 milliliters let Let's see. Really? 500 ml. Is that a gallon? Maybe this is 3,500 ml up here. 3,500 ml.

Can Goopy translate that? It's 3,700 in a gallon. You could probably squeeze in another two up here. Yeah, all the way to the top. Yeah. Jesus. This thing will lemonade. 37 seconds, so it's just one continuous chug of that whole thing?

Yeah. He was struggling there towards the end, which how could you not? It's a fucking gallon. I don't think the opening's big enough. I think he's got a bigger opening so you don't have to deal with liquid not coming out fast enough. That's a puke waiting to happen for me right now. I think, yeah, that's the whole. Yeah, well, you got to train for it.

You got to. Expand your stomach. Yeah, you got to train for it. You got to expand your stomach. You got to practice that whole thing. He also has the soda. How much? What'd you say? Two liters, 18.45 seconds. Two liters?

Can I get that? What's a liter? Wait, what's he drinking? Two liters is like a standard big bottle. Of like Pepsi? Of Coke. He does like Mountain Dew and all that. Like the brand new Mountain Dew flavors.

He gets a two liter, does a chug. His YouTube's electric. Oh my God. That's awesome. I would puke all of that. Yeah. Think about how much work he had to get to that point. Piss for 10 minutes after?

Yeah. Are you allowed to piss after? Or while it's going on? You're not allowed to puke. What's the rules for the puking? Like 30 minutes or something like that, I think, in the evening? The threshold. Oh, that's crazy.

Those motherfuckers train, though. We need to pay them a little bit more respect, I think. Athletes. They don't need to be on ESPN News when they're saving America. Come on. That's ridiculous. That was unbelievable, AJ. To be on ABC. Why? What was on ESPN? Wimbledon? Wimbledon was on ESPN and ESPN2. Okay, you can't move it for fucking 10 minutes?

10 minutes? We can't get... Put on ABC. He's got more titles than jordan and brady wimbo then on abc yeah yeah why aren't they doing that would that happen soon maybe there was nothing on abc i went and checked abc or any on nothing just replays like what are we doing soap offers they were scared they're scared to put on abc then all the people saying we have too much waste it's gonna they're gonna come out of the woodwork oh say they're trying to hide it they're not proud of having that's come on maybe that's up

you should be proud of joey chestnut we all should he's a hard-working guy i am stretch his stomach he's about to get the raising canes uh chicken finger thing in july 27th as well he's coming for every record and that's what we need out of people trying to break records and change the world ain't that right aj hawk that's right absolutely out of people trying to break records and change the world ain't that right aj hawk that's right absolutely chris mad dog russo shows on after this one it's much better than ours we promise you that we'll see you in 21 hours cheers 33. that's a bingo perfect game i feel good about it is the dog gone i don't know. I'd assume not. Yeah.

I just sent to him, though, because, you know, it's a nice little tease for people. The worst that could happen is it's not him or Linda Cunn. Exactly. What is this show going to be next Thursday, Friday? What's going to be playing on this channel? So there's somebody that filled in for me yesterday. Do they say this is the Pat McAfee show? I am whoever?

Yeah, I don't love it. I do not love it. I do not love it. Linda filled in yesterday for Mad Dog, so I assume she's doing it again. See, I'd rather Linda fill in for us. I love Linda. Linda's good.

She's awesome. But I wish they would just, whoever's hosting it, I wish they'd say their name as the show. Well, yeah, I guess. That'd be weird, though. It's not, they don't have a show, though. Somebody was talking about something pretty serious, I think, That'd be weird, though. It's not.

They don't have a show, though. Somebody was talking about something pretty serious, I think, during our hours. You know, it was. I got a tweet. Staying with the program because we're always. That's what we do. Well, that's what I'm saying, though. You shouldn't be acting like you're us, though. Like, which these people clearly are not.

These people are clearly not. So, you know what I mean? And I just. It's a weird deal. It is a weird deal. This is. Yeah, it's kind of a unique one. Yeah, it is. Do they run the intro? And I'm not. I think so. Yeah and i just it's a weird deal it is a weird deal this is a yeah it's kind of a unique one yeah we're on the intro and i'm not but i think so yeah i think it's a fool do they say let's ride ah they might not have caught up to the let's ride no no i don't

think these people listen to our show they do our show they're just kind of other hosts for mad dog so they kind of get subbed in that's got to be fun for them when they take callers and stuff if people don't really know that you're not here i think the serious callers know you know i think i think they're pumped when we're not here i i've seen a couple tweets from serious listeners they're like when pat mcfee shows not bad when pat mcfee and the guys aren't on it all right sorry that's great maybe we start leasing the name out to these other hosts oh yeah that's serious yeah you franchise the name out to people okay it's a terrible name don't need to do that let's go to the phones it's good but you're right it is weird because i'll see tweets like hosting at or the at

pat mcAfee show today blah blah blah and i'm like but on but for those people that are hosting though i would assume they think hey if i don't say this is the pat mcAfee show today, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like. But for those people that are hosting, though, I would assume they think, hey, if I don't say this is the Pat McAfee show, Pat will get pissed at me. Really? I think that's how they would view it. Yeah. OK, we've got to honor or let him know, like, hey, we respect this spot and that's why we're doing this. See, I think they should know immediately that I would like them to name it after them because it's empowering them. Hey, it's your show. You know, you got to tell them that.

Yeah. What's serious? Tell them, them. Hey, it's your show. You know what I mean? You gotta tell them that. Yeah, what's serious, tell them too. Yeah, I don't know. Serious probably saying, keep it the same. We ain't talking about it either. No. We don't even know if they have people who work with us. I seen the guy that filled in for us yesterday. He left a vacation to go fill in for us.

Took a photo of the beach he was staring at, said leave a nice view to go fill in for a Pat McAfee show show. And I'm like. Who was it? I don't know. I can find it right now. I felt kind of bad for a second. I was looking it up.

I think some guy from Nashville. Just use your name, dude. What's, is Mad Dog's show have a name? Is it like the. Jared Stillman. Is that the guy yesterday? Probably really good. All these people are probably really good.

There was a tweet at 159 yesterday that says, Coach Rick Neuheisel joins us now. So I assume. Yeah, that's probably. Okay. Good show. I think it was a tweet at 159 yesterday that says, Coach, Rick Neuheisel joins us now. So I assume. Yeah, that's probably it. Good show. I think it was a good show. Yeah. Fourth of July.

Just don't. Just call it your show. Yeah. What's his name? The Rick? Jared Stillman. Jared Stillman show? Yeah.

He hosts Stillman & Co. in Nashville. Boom. 25 years. And weekends on SiriusXM. Boom. That's what I'm saying. Get that guy on more.

Have him use his own name. Yeah. on SiriusXM. Boom. That's what I'm saying. Get that guy on more. Have him use his own name, AJ. Yeah. Let's go, dude. What's the old buddy that was in the studio with the tank top and the sweet shades? Money Smith. Money? Yeah, Money Smith. Let Money Smith do it.

He has a big show in LA, but he could come pop on. He's surfing. Yeah, he's surfing. He's the best. I fucking love that guy. What energy that guy has. He surfs every morning, right? Did I say that? 5 a.m. That's, he's surfing. He's the best. I fucking love that guy. What energy that guy has. He surfs every morning, right? Did I say that?

5 a.m., that's how he wakes up. You know, that's how he does his thing. He goes out, catches the wave right down there at the pier. Yeah, him and Dan Zeus get in the lab. Then they start fucking power ranking everybody. Hey, power rankings are coming out soon, AJ. I can't wait. Yep, me neither.

So pumped. How many days until the NFL season? 65 days. It's not long. All right, we. How many days until the NFL season? 65 days. Not long. Alright, we're going to answer three calls, then Hammer and Diamond will be on the other side, and we're getting the fuck out of here. Let's go to Zachary in San Antonio. What's going on, Zach? Yo, what's up, Pat?

Hey, what's going on, man? What do you want to talk about? Alright, so a while ago, you got a call from somebody talking about the Spurs, and you called San Antonio the future home of the Detroit Lions. And I just want to know what are the chances of an NFL team coming here, in your opinion, at least. What do you think?

How hot is it there real quick? Three Texas teams. It's hot as shit, bro. It's absurd. Right now it is 96 at 2. At 4, it's going to be 99. Go to the Riverwalk. All right.

San Antonio's Riverwalk? That's a dirty-ass river. Oh, Jack! That's why the Lions are never going to go there. Well, they're never going to go there. Well, the Lions have the most. The Lions aren't going anywhere. They're not taking them to Detroit.

They've spent the most money on offense in the entire NFL this upcoming season. They should. $123 million they've spent on the offense. Who did it go to? Well, Jared Goff, obviously, the offensive line. I think they're counting MCDC because he's probably playing tight ends or whatever they're paying him. DJ Chark.

Antoine Randall-El. He's also going to be playing there. Deuce Daly. I think you're talking about everybody that they're paying. Deuce was the best. It is crazy how these top five draft picks, though, how expensive they are. Like, Okuda's three on the list. Yeah.

And then Hutchinson was right there. Okuda, too. Jameson Williams was right there. Whatever the case, the Lions seem to be fucked. I don't know if San Antonio wants them. You guys should be praying for an expansion squad. San Antonio looks hot, dude. It's supposed to be hot.

Jared will never let a third team in Texas. Okay, so what'd you say? I said Jerry will never let a third team in Texas. Okay, so what'd you say? I said Jerry will never let a third team in Texas. Well, the Dallas Cowboys, remember, they said they're open for business for another team or something like that. The Dallas mayor who will not get reelected, I do not think. But they're talking about it being like the hottest day in Indianapolis since 2012 today. Yep.

Really? It is. in Indianapolis since 2012 today. Yep. Really? It is. And this is going to sound wild, but like Arizona is 107, 108.

Vegas was like 110, 109. We get back here to Indiana, I'm like, oh, this feels good. Like, this is nice. I talked to my neighbors yesterday. They're like, this is so hot. It was like 90-something. I got that desert feel.

Oh, yeah. Dry heat. I feel like like no, Arizona was so fucking hot. You couldn't walk around the pool because of how hot the tile was. So fucking hot. They say it's a dry heat. It was so fucking hot. 107 is still 107. Vegas, so

fucking hot. So, so hot. We get back here to Indiana, it's like 92, 93 and I understand the humidity thing. Didn't even feel hot. No. Today though, it's like 97 about to get up to 100 and something it's gonna have humidity as well yeah it's gonna be a fucking scorcher here in indiana that was the standard i don't know about you aj but it hasn't rained here in 30 days either so everything everything it's pouring here now oh that's good right now right now it hasn't rained in a long time it's pouring it was pouring starting probably 8 a.m we good. Right now? Right now. It hasn't rained in a long time. It's pouring. It was pouring starting at probably 8 a.m.

We need that. Right now it's 99. Feels like 110, but it's going to start raining here in two or three hours. All right, we need it. Let's get that rain. Here you go, Rain. Rain makes corn. Corn makes whiskey.

Whiskey makes my baby. Get a little frisky. This is coming this afternoon, a little frisky. Hell yeah. A little whiskey. What? A little corn. What?

It's supposed to be knee-high by the 4th of July. It has to be. It is. But the rain hasn't fucking done its job. No. These farmers have been working their asses off. I was up in northern Indiana. It's knee-high.

We're good. Super dry, though. There's a lake up there, though. A lot of them. A lot of lakes. It's dry over there there, though. A lot of them. A lot of lakes. It's dry over there left. Very. Left, it's super dry.

The country. You mean like Arizona? Yeah. Lakes. Nevada, Arizona, the whole thing. Super dry, I guess. It's a desert. Pipe the water in.

Well, then that's becoming a thing, I guess, too. Fucking selfish swimmers. Swimming in these pools with so much water. That's bullshit. Tweet about it I'm sick of it Yeah Especially people doing cannonballs

Come on Drain the pools People are doing cannonballs AJ too Just rubbing it in I mean how irresponsible is that We got Not even doing can openers

No Can openers Half the amount of water Out of the pool Yeah I've seen people doing cannonballs Into these pools Wherever we're in the middle of a drought

Splashing all over the place Oh judge my splash how about we judge you as a human you're a fucking bad person okay fucking stop we need you to dive in there like an Olympian no wasted water you want to swim fine we're in the middle of a drought don't you be fucking cannonballing you know a guy doing a lot of cannonballs this weekend you're not gonna like like it. Who? Joey Hundo. Oh, Joe.

Of course. Who would have thought? Who would have thought? Some people. The all-time sack leader at Plum? Yeah. Yeah. That's right. He's a menace.

He fucking was playing a deck hockey game, too. He spritzed water not only in his mouth, on his forehead. Can't do that. Can't do it. He's also an asshole because he cleans windows and it gives peeping Toms a chance to look inside windows. It poops. Yeah, because if there's dirt on a window, pre-Joe clean, guess what? Can't see in.

Exactly. A little blurry. He's like, hold on, let me clean this right up with extra water. Extra water doing the whole thing. It's unbelievable. He better not use a power washer. That's a lot of water going in. No, he's hands on.

He is a power washer himself. Well, too much. Maybe he needs to conserve some water. I believe Mark Madden had a tweet about Joey Hundo this morning. Only one man can beat Joey Chestnut. That's Joey Hundo. Because he'd kill him if he had to. That's the type of guy we're talking about.

That's the type of guy we're talking about. If you want to do a cannonball too going forward, take your ass to Saudi Arabia and do it there. See ya. Because we won't stand for it here. Yeah. I'm done with it. Cannonball's only allowed.

Yeah. Saudi Arabia. Get the hell out of this country. Take your ass to the Middle East. I do love how upset we get about just hypocritical grandstanding. Oh, yeah. I do enjoy how we have fun. It's everywhere.

It is everywhere. You know that. It's the best. I appreciate everybody wanting the world to be a better place. I honestly do because we all do. But also, we can really get into this game every single step of the way if we want to, you know, like literally every single step of the way. I don't like it. I don't fucking like it.

Nope. But, hey, if we're going to do it, we'll be the people to do it. That's right. Speaking of Saudi Arabia, I tried to watch some of that live golf. It's just tough how it looks. It doesn't feel fun to watch. Who won? Dustin?

No, I think his team won, right? Didn't the Aces? Pat Perez was making news. He made like $950,000. Brandon Grace won. Brandon Grace, yeah. There it is. Way to go.

But DJ's team did. The,000. Brandon Grace won. Brandon Grace, yeah. There it is. Way to go. But DJ's team did. Yeah. The Aces. The Aces. How about they put, like, I look at the scoreboard. I know people talk about the scoreboard. It's hard. They put, like, their logo of what team they're on.

Just put a picture of the player so you know kind of next to their name. Well. That's the little deal. And the logo, they obviously have not listened to any of our. No. Got it off. The names did get a little longer on the scoreboard. Okay.

That's good news. But we have tried to be like, hey, names did get a little longer on the scoreboard. Okay, that's good news. But we have tried to be like, hey, you can't put team logos on the screen without any mention of them because none of us know the fucking team names. So you're just,

you're wasting a spot on there. Or even how the team format works. Yeah. Are there different, do the same team names carry over to every event? Or are there different names every game?

Same team names. Same team names, same teams though? Yeah, I believe same teams. No, the draft I thought. Before the draft i thought because there's new players coming in i thought it changed nonetheless they're treating it how they'll treat it a year from now when everybody's a little bit more comfortable there's a there's a transition yeah you know i think that they've kind of uh it forgot about it absolutely has to end on sunday it can't be saturday it has to end on sunday people only watch golf casuals like us only watch golf.

Back nine Sunday about 5 o'clock when the weekend's over. That's when it needs to be. Yeah, but even it's just the majors. They need to go Friday, Saturday, Sunday then. No matter what. 12 teams will last throughout the entire season, Zito says. Yeah. Breaking news.

Congrats to the Aces. Nobody knows the team names. Oh, the Aces. Don't be such an ace hole. They got a bomber. The Snakers. The Crushers are out there, dude. They fucking go.

The High Flyers. So you should see them. Hope DeChambeau's on the Crushers. They're bringing their irons in from way up in the sky. Then the Ironheads. You should see them. They get in a good position. They're fucking pin-seeking.

The Majestestics that's how they play golf it is like a royal majesty of of all and then the punch team of course i mean they are gonna punch you in the mouth right there on the course and then the cork squad says whoa these real names and then the smash squad they just just like the smash bros they're coming out to fucking get it. Now, they haven't found the course that has made the Smash team the best team, but the Stinger Squad, not that bad. And when you talk about all those teams, you're talking about one tournament in which everybody completely understands how it works. That's right.

Combined score. Ain't that right, AJ? I can't wait to see what it looks like a year from now. Well, it's going to, the screen is probably going to look how it looks right now, but they just haven't done the – there's an educational process, I think, that has to take place that they just – Help us out a little bit. No, we've done golf for 50 years, okay? We understand what we're doing.

The hot sticks hurt, too. What happened? Yeah, so just like we thought players change teams each week yeah there we go each tournament yeah because there's no they don't have a draft there's new guys each week what's that yes what do you say draft they have a draft like there's a captain getting full information yeah i appreciate that it is good happening back there i appreciate that yeah the captains get to draft, man. Welcome to the aces, Dustin Johnson said.

Did you see Pat Perez? He was, like, trending because he shot, like, 80 or 82, whatever, finished whatever, but still made, like, 900K on the tournament or something. Yeah, and Dustin Johnson said, all of us played good but Pat, I believe was his quote. I think that was the case. And Pat, with the big check from Matthew Gilmore,

right to the bank. Don't care. Don't care. Don't care. See me next time. I'm rich now. I don't like the PGA people attacking some of these golfers. You know what I mean? The media.

Yeah, one stop. Well, this media is supposed to be standing for what's right. How'd you let these players just not get paid for all these fucking years? Huh? And their little morality to that? Well, you should play more. Play more. No, they don't have to play.

Remember, you don't have to play. The PGA doesn't make sure you pay anybody. He's one of our guys, Dan Rappaport. Him sending out a tweet. I'm like, Dan, have a brain. Come on. Please. Have a brain a little bit.

I want to see what happens. I don't know how it plays out. So the European tour, right, that was alleged that Liv was going to buy, they've now tightened their relationship with the PGA even more. And then old cuzzy, he sued something. Old buddy sued something. Ian Poulter. The Irish Open, which is this weekend, I believe.

Scottish. Scottish Open. They said he wasn't allowed. Unless he's playing in a different one. Well, we'll figure it out tomorrow. Got a lot of answers before having actual answers. Scottish Open is this week, and I know that because that's all the guys are playing in it and prepped for the Open next week.

Majors. The British Open. But there could also be an Irish Open this week is why I... You think the Scots and the Irish both open at the same time? The Irish Open was this past weekend. Okay, I got it. Jeez Louise. Anyways,

we don't know shit about fuck, obviously, and we'll continue to do such a thing tomorrow. Ain't that right, AJ? That is correct. Alright, we have to get out of here. We are currently ruining 28,000 people's afternoons. Jesus Christ. We've missed you immensely. Use

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send a motivational message to this man right here AJ Hawk and make sure he knows that life will go on and life will get better without this red truck that he was gifted by a dealership because he is an Ohio State legend. And it's not just the truck. It's his credit cards, his ID, all of his shoes. That's all gone.

His guns. It's all right. Everything's going to move on, though, AJ. And that's what the tweets are going to say. At official AJ Hawk, hashtag PMS wears AJ's truck. Say something nice. Take a screenshot. No.

No, no. Can't have that. Can't have that. Can't have that. Can't have that. Can't have that. can't have that, can't have that. Can't have that, can't have that. We do have that. Wow. No.

This thing's so heavy. It broke, you broke it. My God. Baby Lord, no. It broke. You broke it. Oh, my God. Baby Lord, oh. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Sad day. Oh, my God.

It's a bad day. Holy shit. What a huge blunder. How did that happen? Oh, my God. You broke the top off of it? The slow pan is nice i mean god damn it mine would never break it's your fault aj well the thing about mine is saw it as a rock it's too much of a champion

you didn't order destruction the whole avalanche oh my god dude that'll be a nice little ball that's the show i wish i wouldn't solve it that's the show we'll give 500 bucks to 15 people make it 16 people now one in honor of maybe or uh you want to bring mine i don't need your okay i wasn't going to do it anyway but yours is fake. Yours is fake. Yours is fake. Mine is intact, actually. Yeah, it's fake. Drop of the ground.

Mine's real because Tiffany made it. It's broken. Amber Thiessen? No. Quite a reach there. I'm talking about the jewelry company. Damn it. Didn't know.

Well, damn. Kevin Owens just broke. Damn. Good, he's a mark anyways. Come on. I don't know who's going to be happy about that. Kevin Owens isn't a mark. He's a good guy.

Come on. Why does Diggs always take shots at him? Well, because he takes shots at Zeke, okay? And Zeke's my favorite. Yeah. There's my little brother. What am I going to do? This is a bad start to the new year.

Superglue, man. All right, you're right. That's what I'll do. We is a bad start to the new year. Super glue, man. All right, you're right, that's what I'll do. We'll be all right. Kevin Owens is done for though. That's the show. 16 people winning 500 bucks, hashtag PMS, where's AJ's truck? Mm-hm. Say something positive to me too now maybe.

Yeah. Cuz I lost my baby Lordo. Mm-hm. That was bad balance. Why'd I put it on the bat? That was a bad idea. I should have done that. I was trying to raise Lourdes at heights that Lourdes has never seen before. Just like everything else that baseball touches.

It's rude. That's right. It's rude. Put your cash tag in there as well. Good luck. See you tomorrow. Rest in peace, Lourdes. Love you, Lourdes.

Fuck. It was unav, Laura. Love you, Laura. Fuck. It was unavoidable. Huh? Nothing. It's your fault, AJ. Hope you're happy. Yeah, I'm very happy. Why?

Eat shit. Hope we find my truck. This guy got his truck stolen. Hashtag PMS where's AJ trucks. Send your tips. Big red Dodge Ram for anyone out there looking around. I can't hear you. See you tomorrow.

See you, dude. Fuck me. Bye. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got, AJ. Glue it. I know he can't hear me.

Tell him to glue it. He says glue it. He can't. Just shut up, AJ. He's done enough. This thing is made of pure platinum. What, am I going to put? Some fucking Elmer's on this thing?

No. Gorilla glue. We're going to have to weld it. I'm going to get a fig welder. Yeah. Come in with a TIG gun. Fig. And I'm going to make this thing back together.

You know what I mean? Well said. All the weldings. Redemption. I'm going to put the... I'm going to do the whole thing. There the weldings. Redemption. Well said. I'm going to put the I'm going to do the whole thing. There's going to be a little puddle too.

I'm going to do it. Got to be an artist too with this part. Very easy. Are we still on? Is AJ still on? Call AJ back. Oh my God.

You just had to put the top back on. Is it a miracle? Easy. Oh my God. Loro's back. Thank God. Guess who's back?

Back again. Loro's back. Thank God. Guess who's back? Back again. Lordo's back. Tell a friend. AJ's back. AJ's back. Is AJ back? Ah, ah, ah.

Oh, hey, blurry guy. Look who's back. Look who's back. L. Look who's back. Lordo, back in town. Hope you're happy. Hashtag PMS. Where's AJ's truck? Take a screenshot right now.

Say something positive to AJ because he's been all depressed about his truck being stolen right out from his house. Why'd you call me back? Hashtag in there. And say something nice. All right. Why would I answer? Guess who's back?

Lordo, this son of a bitch is tough! Pass the Dairy Queen test! Hey! Look at that! Welcome back, Lordo! Welcome back, Lordo! Fuck you, AJ! You got a fake Lordo!

Look at this thing, dude. Why would I answer when you called back? I can't hear you. Sorry, Lordo's speaking too loud. It's back. Can't hear you, Klon Gordo's speaking too loud. It's back. Can't hear you, Klon. Hey, AJ, I hope you find your truck with this tweet.

Cheers, dude. Woo! Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.