The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 903 - Feel Good Friday With NFL Schedule Release Video Reactions, General Bob Carpenter, & AJ Hawk LIVE In The ThunderDome

Episode Date: May 12, 2023

On today’s show, AJ Hawk, and the boys fill in for Pat while he is on paternity. They chat about the NFL schedule release videos and who the big winners and losers were, take a deeper dive into all the different Thursday Night, Sunday Night, and Monday Night games, and chat about everything else going on in the sports world including the NBA Playoffs, the Stanley Cup Playoffs, and what free agents are still available in the NFL. Joining the progrum to chat about NIL, gambling in college sports, and to share some stories from his time in college with AJ is 18th pick of the 2006 NFL Draft, former Ohio State legend, the man who saved Big Ten football not too many years ago, The General, Bobby Carpenter (1:01:23-1:19:09). Later, Pat stops by to chat about the schedule release videos, how he’s been since having his baby girl, and his thoughts on the primetime games, as the Colts are one of the four teams who do not have a primetime game this year (1:33:00-2:54:20). Make sure you subscribe to youtube.com/thepatmcafeeshow to watch the show. We appreciate the hell out of all of you. See you on Monday, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Here we are Friday. Feel good Friday. May 12th, I believe, as I check my sheet. Here is the Pat McMeek show. I'm AJ Hawks. Sit in for Pat as he's taking care of his nice baby. Feel good! Mackenzie back home with his wife. Sam, what's up, boys? How you doing? How you doing? Hey, how are ya? So Pac-Man Jones is not here with us, obviously, today.

Pac-Man, I think he said his kids are in a state track meet, right? Big meet today, yeah. So good luck to him and his kids all this weekend. I love watching Pac train his kids on Instagram and everything else. Oh, yeah. It's fun. I mean, I want to send my kids to Pac-Man. You should. He's going to run those hills. Oh, yeah. 100%.

With the parachute on? Yeah. His kids wear parachutes too, like General Bob? Yeah, they switch off every time they run up the hill, you know, what they do. walking down they swap the parachute that's good to know that's i need to do that with my kids guys but i don't know if you guys uh saw there's a lot of uh schedule release videos i guess what what could we call these for someone that hasn't seen them it's not really online but they like football and they like supporting their team what are these called nfl social media olymp Yeah. Is that what it is?

Social Media Schedule Release Celebration. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I would say that. Skits. They come up with skits and videos and different ways to... Fun, creative ways to release the team's schedule. Boom.

There it is. I think that's a perfect... Do all teams participate? All 32? No. Do they give it a shot? No, not all 32. They do something.

Some teams definitely take this much more serious than other teams do. Yeah, obviously. And, Evie, I don't know if you can pull up that thing. There's something in the USA Today that ranked all of them. I guess they don't just sit there and rank everything, but we can scroll through this and check out what people did a little bit, don't you think, boys? Yeah, absolutely.

There's a couple worth watching, but for the majority, you kind of get the gist of it. Yeah, like Seattle just did this weird thing with their players. The Cardinals, who released a bunch of stuff beforehand. Yeah, what was there? I don't know who they were playing, but their schedule release was just Kyler throwing a ball with another person. Yeah, and the stuff they released beforehand with the team, a player on the team with a Spotify song. That was awesome.

Yeah, good idea. But the video themselves they made was, you know, kind of boring. This was it? He's just talking about who they're playing? No, no, no. Watch. Keep watching. Playing a little catch. Don't watch too hard because you might. Oh!

Boom. There's their schedule. Yeah. Yeah. At least they put something out. Oh, exactly. Oh, and it's still going. Never mind. And then Kyle says, can't wait, bitch. I'm watching film. That's the official Cardinals one. Yeah, and it's still going. Never mind. And then Kyle says, can't wait, bitch. I'm watching film. That's the official Cardinals way. Yeah, there was that.

Okay. All right. That's a little better than I thought it was then. Niners had a rap, but it was – apparently the USA Today didn't love the rap. Who – was it the players or somebody else? No, someone else. Someone else. Maybe DJ Khaled.

I mean, I bet – so these like social media departments, some teams probably have a team of six or seven people, and most teams probably have, what, one person with an intern? Maybe. Yeah, maybe. That's why the Cardinals, I assume, they're making some changes over there, working on buildings. I bet they got one schlub who doesn't know what he's doing, and he just said,

okay, my best idea is to do the Spotify mix. Oh. And then they did the Conner thing. Yeah. Just to make it more simple. They peaked too early. I mean, you do have to be creative, and you have to really, like, okay, how can we make something that's cool, it's not super corny.

It's a very, very difficult task, I think. Well, and some teams did, like, eight-minute videos, five-minute videos. That's too long. Eight minutes is too long. How long is Tennessee? We'll get to Tennessee, which is their genius stuff. The Jags, which I thought did a really – it was funny. It was good.

It was well done. They did the NFL script, and they did some plays last year talking about the script and then what their ideas were for this year's script. I believe the Saints did the same thing. Saints did, but the Jags did it better. Much better, yeah. Saints were just kind of like a roundtable. The Jags did a full – they did an eight-minute video,

but it was done very, very well. Eight minutes of anything is tough to get people to stay into. It's wild. But they did do a good job with it. Is that Wingard? Yeah, that's Wingard. It's Joe Dirt because they said that sometimes Trevor Lawrence doesn't buy into the script. So when he doesn't buy in, Wingard has to fill

in as Trevor Lawrence. I like that. Trevor Lawrence on all these plays last year. I didn't watch the Jags one, but I like that. Trevor Lawrence on all these plays last year. Oh, okay. I didn't watch the Jags one, but I like it more and more. Shot Conn was great in it. It was really good. Is he on his yacht?

He should have a shot of him. He was in his office. A drone shot pulling back of him hitting golf balls or something off the yacht. He was in his office talking about how they tested the idea for his mustache, and it went really well through testing. He doesn't love it because it's a little itchy, but it went well with testing, so he's going to keep going on. Okay.

I like what Jags are doing then. I really do. Best owner performance by far goes to Shaq Khan. You didn't like Jerry's? Oh, yeah. Jerry, come on. You know, Jerry's was nice. Oh, what did Jerry do?

I know the content bus ran over deck. I'm sorry for cutting you off, but that's all I saw from there. That's Chargers. That's the Chargers video. My bad. Yeah, but that's okay. Oh. See. That's Chargers. That's a Chargers video. My bad. But that's okay. See, they're all run together in my brain. And it furthers your point how good

the Chargers one was because of the fact that that's what you remember about the Cowboys. Jerry brought in Taylor Sheridan, who writes and creates Yellowstone. Him and Kevin Costner are in a fight right now. I just saw it. Costner's going through some things. Alright, let's not bury Costner.

I wasn't burying Costner. They're both awesome. Packers had a really good one, except for one of their left tackles said it fucking stunk. Yeah. I did see him kind of going back and forth with the head PR guy, Jason Waller. A little bit. Yeah, they got into it. But also, you know.

But what'd you expect from, Green Bay is like a. It's a traditional franchise. Old school, traditional franchise. They're not going to step out there and have, you know know Charlie D'Amelio out there doing something yeah it's a little dated too for the online people no no there's TikTok legend yeah yeah D'Amelio's uh yeah but I feel like teams like the Packers and we kind of talked about this Packers I mean Packers Steelers Patriots they don't give a shit about this yeah they just don't want to do anything that's going to cause any ruckus that's serious. Yeah, 100%.

It's still pretty neat. They tried. They put an effort into it. It was an infomercial style. They did it. Yeah, you're right. There's a theme. I'm okay with it.

Whatever. Yeah, they did the entire thing. Lions did AI Dan Campbell voice, which I enjoyed for a good bit. It did run on a little long, but it was good. Yeah, it was a good idea. I think Patriots are next. They did not have a great tour. I wouldn't expect them to really go out on a limb and have anything crazy, right? Yeah, no. They did this whole

retirement house thing. Like the Heisman house? A little bit. They bounced around. Sebastian Vollmer is in it speaking German. Nice. Trying to teach the guys who call the local broadcast Zolok. I forget who the other guy is. Honestly, that's on me.

But it was okay. They tried. The big thing with this, one, Ernie Adams makes his return. Awesome. Because last year it was all Ernie Adams doing the schedule. I forgot that that's what that was last year. Yeah, that's just all it was. It was just Ernie talking about every single team.

But, yeah, so you can kind of see how it went. Three and a half minutes. But the production, they took all day to shoot this thing, probably. It's a lot of work. I'm not positive, but I believe that is Devin McCourty's house. He brought everyone in and kind of did

this whole entire shindig. Buy magazine, week 11 edition. I saw Edelman's piss though, right? My invite must have got lost in the mail. What happened? I'm not sure. Funny enough, I would have figured that he would have been the one to do all this stuff and not Devin McCourty, but I guess who knows. This is for the Vegas game.

And Dusey? Joe and Dusey. Yeah, and Dusey. He was a hero at the Boston Marathon, wasn't he? Yes, he was. And Dusey's is a restaurant in Green Bay. That's what you guys think. And Dusey, yeah a restaurant in Green Bay. That's what you guys think. And Duesy, yeah, he's a beast.

Was that Todd Chrisley? No, that was... He's in jail, remember? Has he started his... Are you kidding me? What? Our sweet Prince Todd is in jail, and you're going to say... Our sweet Prince Todd.

He's not my sweet Prince, Tony. He's not my sweet Prince. I don't think Tony can stand him either. Tony hates his guts. I do, but you guys all fucking... Wait, is he in jail already? His wife? Aren't they both supposed to go? So do they stagger their sentences? Is Meemaw in jail too? No. Which one was Meemaw?

Their grandma. That was all over Meemaw's head, Tony. So it's not even associated together because that would be tremendously disrespectful. Is Tom in this thing at any fucking point? Tom is at the very end. So that's Ivan Fiers, running back coach, James White, running back. Obviously, they both retired.

James still doing some yard work. You can fast forward to like the last 10 seconds. Tom makes a quick little appearance. Not only was Edelman not in it, Gronk nowhere to be found. I mean, they probably couldn't. They shot this all in one day. Here it is. Here's Tommy.

You got room for one more? Well, that's classic Tommy. Classic Tommy. That's Green's team. Classic Green's team. Yeah, they're not in the same room. Tom couldn't even fucking bother to show up. It might be AI.

It might be AI. It could be AI, Tom. Oh, the eyes look right. See, AI, Tom, if that was the case, this video would be taken down, and unfortunately it feels as though there might be a chance that the Patriots would be in some shit. Oh, boy. If he did do that.

Yeah, Ninkovich. So when did this become a thing to where, like you say, it's the social media Olympics? Because what's cool is they're going to have to keep, especially the Chargers and these teams, they're going to have to one-up themselves. Oh, yeah. There was a top two, for sure.

Yeah. Yeah, that's why it's tough for Tennessee. I don't see how they can make a better because you can't do the same thing back to back. You can't keep doing man on the street stuff. I don't know. That's a good question. That is the other thing. It was such a home run that people might just want to see that again.

I know I do. I thought that was genius. Find ways to tweak it to make it a little bit different. I had some good LOLs on the Titans. Oh yeah. Very good. Like we were saying before the show, too, you know, like, can you do that again? Because how long did it take them to actually find, you know,

five or six people who don't follow the NFL? They had to talk to so many. Someone tweeted. Someone told me earlier today in this office, I can't remember who it was, that they said they were on. Broadway. Broadway for five hours. Yeah, that was me.

Someone tweeted who helped record the video, whether it's an intern or someone who works in the video department saying, like, I'm glad that the five hours on Broadway paid off because it really was the best. It's two minutes. Do we want to run it? Can we run it? Yeah, I got it. We're talking about it. It's not like everybody

has seen these. Yeah, and everyone's kind of... Here we go, Tennessee Titans. What the f*** is that? I like the little mic, too. Yeah, and everyone's kind of... Here we go, Tennessee Titans. What the f*** is that? I like the little mic, too. Me, too. St. Louis Rams? St. Awesome. F***, it got me right away. Just good editing, too.

I'm the McQueen! I'm the McQueen. Oh, that's just the football. That's my favorite. Just the football. Yeah, Boston, Bobcats. No idea. It's good. Wow. Great.

I like this. It's my favorite. They're so sure of it. Baltimore Orioles. That is close. This one is the Red Stallion. And they changed their Twitter name to Red Stallion. Appreciate it.

No! Stars. It has sealers on it. Pirates! From the islands of the Caribbean. I love that. That's real though. Chester Cheeto. From the islands of the Caribbean. I love that. That's real. That's real though. Yeah.

Chester Cheeto. Tigers. North Carolina Tigers. Nailed it. Yep. Got the Carolina. Texas. That's the Cowboys.

That's the Cowboys. Texas. Got that. Got it. Nailed it. Why does everyone think the Colts are the Cowboys? Atlanta. Florida. Florida Dolphins Cowboys? Atlanta. Florida. Florida Dolphins.

Yep. Atlanta, Florida Dolphins. Yep. They got that. Oh, Texan, Texans? Okay. Eagles, Eagles, Eagles. Brown?

Um, Pittsburgh? Both of them wrong. Who's that? Bulls? Who? Patriots? That's a Patriots logo? That girl should have had, they should have done her for a while. Both of them wrong. Who's that? Bulls? Who? Patriots? That's a Patriots logo?

That girl should have had, they should have done her wrong. I've been seeing that reaction a lot. That actually does not exist. Oh, that's a shot at the Jags. That is Nashville, Tennessee. There we go. Titans. Tennessee Titans.

Tennessee Titans. Tennessee Titans. Tennessee Titans. Tennessee Titans. Yeah. Good job. Yeah. Tennessee Titans. Tennessee Titans. Tennessee Titans. Tennessee Titans. Yeah. Woo! Good job. Yeah!

Good job. Great work. Yeah. Very creative. Smart. I guess I wonder how long they were out there before they realized, hey, this is – I think we got something. Yeah, we're cooking with gas.

I think we got something. We just got to find the right people. I assume it was those groups. Like once they talked to those groups, they were like, okay. And who knows how long it took. They obviously didn't get first try with all these people, but they must have, after a couple hours, been like, I think we got enough. The good part is they're cutting off immediately as soon as they say the name

because you don't need the bullshit that they say after it's putting up as the name. They cut it very well, too. You see the same people over and over a little bit obviously those guys and those gals got some right too we didn't see the ones they got right exactly yeah see the same we don't we haven't seen evidence of it but i'm guessing this didn't make the cut maybe when they nailed it it is crazy kind of realizing like okay so we do just live in the nfl bubble and not and not everybody 100 yeah i thought of that too right when this came out because i'm like,

yeah, we do live in that bubble to where there's a lot of people out there doing a lot of things that have no clue about the world we live in. At all. Kind of surprising though when you're in a city with an NFL team. I mean, I guess you maybe aren't going to know any other team. Nashville is so transient though. People come from all over now

to get there. If you have a team in your city, whether you really are a fan or follow it or not, I feel like you, just by association, kind of have an idea of... Because even if you're watching local news, they're covering that stuff on the local... You always know what the team is, kind of. Right. But I guess if they popped the logos up for all the hockey teams in the NHL, I don't know if I would get it.

Would you get it? I think you would. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, definitely. No, you wouldn't hockey teams in the NHL, I don't know if I would get it. Would you get it? I think you would. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, definitely. No, you wouldn't. You're doofus. You don't know. I get some of the Canadian teams.

That's fair. You'd know Calgary. Calgary. Hartford Whalers might throw you through. Maybe. I don't think they're in the NHL, are they? Boom. Look at that.

See? They used to be. Winnipeg. One for one there. Nice try. Good test, though, Diggs. It's a good man on the street. Yeah, the Winnipeg Jets would be tough.

Oh, just ask him the city name. Ask him the name of the team, and there you go. Yeah. Oh, that's not happening. Ottawa. What about Ottawa? Ottawa Senators. Boom.

Okay. Yeah, see? Look at that. Here we go. Oh, is this Sporkle? Is this Sporkle? Pull it up right away. What is this?

Squish. You got to guess all the teams. Yeah, simple. Yeah. You can do this. Is there any that you look up there and you have no idea? Is there any bottom? Maybe bottom right. What about bottom right? You got to guess all the teams. Simple. Yeah. You can do this. Are there any that you look up there and you have no idea? Is there any, maybe bottom right.

What about bottom right? Above the lightning. The flaming sea is worrying me for some reason. What are you talking about? Calgary, pal. That's Calgary. You said that would be my trouble. Calgary flames. What about above the lightning?

Carolina Panthers or Carolina Hurricanes. Yeah, above the lightning. The Hurricanes one is tough. Where's above the lightning? Where is that? Bottom right. Bottom right. That one.

Oh, that's the Devils, New Jersey. Ooh. Ooh. No? No. Islanders, I mean. There it is. That's what I meant.

I don't know why I said Devils. Zito, did you tell him? No, I didn't actually. No, I actually said Rangers earlier. No, I knew it was not the Rangers right in the middle there above Los Angeles. Bottom left. So I think that's the Blue Jackets, I believe. What about the one next to it?

That's what I was going to ask. As I was answering Blue Jackets, I was questioning this shark man with the seat. That's the Vancouver Coovers. Yeah. What about above the Blue Jackets? Above the Blue Jackets. Vancouver what? What's their name?

Vancouver Coovers. Fucking Canucks, pal. The Canucks. Yeah, the Coovers. That's the Carolina. Where? Next to it. Minnesota.

Wow. There you go. You're good. Look at this. Buffalo Sabres up there. What's next to Buffalo? That one's tough without the name in it. Minnesota. Wow. There you go. You're good. Look at this. Buffalo Sabres up there. What's next to Buffalo? That one's tough without the name. Chicago.

Ooh. Yeah. No. Where? To the right of Edmonton. Oh, did I say Buffalo? Yeah, you said Buffalo. Oh, my bad.

My bad. This guy doesn't even know. I meant Edmonton. Show me Edmonton again. Oh, to the right of it. That's Ovi. Nice. See?

You know. Yeah, you're right. I do know. Las Vegas Golden Knights of it. That's Ovi. Nice. See, you know. You're right. I do know. Las Vegas Golden Knights, the Stoner. Yeah, exactly. I see Arizona up there. That's the Dallas Stars, Avalanche, Blues.

Hey, we haven't talked about it. Maple Leafs. I mean, you and Pat made it into what people think is the number one. Yeah. Oh, the Chargers, right? Schedule release video. It took me a minute to realize what that was. Hunting down the Wolf. Yeah, so this is amazing.

When I saw the name tag on my shirt later, I was like, oh, that is. Yeah, you guys look awesome. I am still wondering why they gave Pat like a Adam Cole soul patch on his chin. Is that what that is? Yeah, that is. I'm not sure.

Is that a goatee when you just have the bottom? No, that's like a, I mean, that's pretty close to a soul patch. It's it is. Is that a goatee when you just have the bottom? No, that's pretty close to a soul patch. It's close to a soul patch. It's kind of sweet, though. It's like an inch lower than the soul patch. What's in AJ's throat? Is that an anime thing? What's in my throat?

Is that hair? Do I have a neck beard? No, it's a shadow. Is that a shadow? Yeah, because there are shadows on paths as well. Yeah. So they had people draw these up there. I think so.

Probably on one of those sweet screens I see in those commercials. I can't remember either. I think last year we may have talked to someone. We heard that like this, this takes them forever. It took that like, they hired an animation team. I thought they told us.

Yeah, exactly. And I think it took, yeah, like either multiple weeks or like a very long time to put this whole thing together. Really? This is the same one.

See, you're right. I think every team is theirs. I'm thinking of when they're playing the Jets and Aaron's standing in Times Square. That's the Chargers video, too. Exactly. I think everyone, okay, the Chargers, touche. You guys did a good job. Maybe it's because they put me in patent, and maybe that's also why I think everything is, too.

No, but they did. They had the Lions, which was, they had a good thing for the Lions. Should we just play that one as well? Can we play the Lions? No, no, no. The, they had a good thing for the Lions. Should we just play that one as well? Can we play the Lions? No, no, no. The Chargers had a good thing for the Lions. Did they? Yeah.

They had a good thing for the Packers, too. Gambling problem. Sports gambling, because Jameson Williams and all the other players. Oh, my gosh. I don't think I even saw this part of it. Yeah. What did they have for it? That's awesome.

For the Packers, it was just like a guy that was supposed to be Rogers, like flipping a light in a dark room, and his face illuminates and stuff. Man, they've really put some thought into this. Like how much do you think that cost to make that video? Tons, right? Evie, if they hired a whole animation team. A hundred grand? I couldn't even guess.

I would say easily a hundred, right? A hundred grand, that's what I would guess. Everything costs so much money, especially when it's like this is super high quality. And who came up with the ideas too? Like each team, you had to come up with something. Yeah, social media teams. Can you pop up the Jets game when they show Aaron with all the different things?

Gobble-goo. They put for the Patriots, Bill, watching tape of all the other teams. I think it was a shot at Spygate. Oh, for sure. I figured that. You think anyone gets mad at this? It feels like someone took a shot at him?

I think it's fun, tongue-in-cheek. I saw Zach Wilson and wasn't there some on the billboards, wasn't there some Cougars right there too? They're taking a shot at their own guy. I think Jameson Williams probably was like, hey, too soon. Maybe. Because I don't know how over it he is just yet.

That only happened a few weeks ago. It's only six games, not a year. Just six games. Maybe he feels better about it because of that. The most shots were taken by the Cardinals announcing who they were playing for the year not when they were playing it wasn't their schedule release it was it was tweets with pictures of a player and who they were playing versus yeah the spotify songs really yeah so cowboys i fall apart that's classic yeah i'm taking a shot of deck yeah oh running back yeah players can get pissed i bet oh yeah that's pissed well this is bullshit take this is bullshit. Take it down.

Oh, they claim he didn't catch it? Yeah, that's why it's not funny they lost the Super Bowl. Yeah, what are you doing? I can't tell you, Holmes. I see your tone. Super Bowl MVP. Love you, Tony. I don't know what this one means. So don't look at the... Personally, the way I took it is don't look at the name of the song. Look at the cover art

of the song. There's a lot of... I don't understand it. I thought it had to do look at the name of the song. Look at the cover art. Pictures? Of the song. There's a lot of... I don't understand it. I thought it had to do something with D-Hop. It was the D-Hop David Johnson trade, boys. They also traded in the draft, though, too. See, I was being sarcastic because I thought it meant

something else about a trade. Are these people pregnant? Yeah, I thought this was... A trade with the Browns. I thought this was with Deshaun Watson, to be completely honest with you. I thought. I did too. There was somewhere where someone tweeted something about why someone's pregnant. I thought it might have to do with that.

Oh, Lamar Jackson, my old buddy pregnant? Yeah. There's layers to this probably. There are layers. Nick, yours probably makes more sense. DeHop makes sense, but I guess I didn't think of that because of the drama going on with D-Hop and the Carters, or lack thereof, because he said on the other side he didn't want to be there. The fact that they put the San Antonio catch when they lost the Super Bowl.

That was dumb. Yeah, you're taking a shot, I guess, trying to claim it was one foot, but you guys still lost the Super Bowl. They also edited that photo. Yeah, I didn't get that. They did. And then there was also the one of, yeah, this is awesome, the Trey Lance. They did one with the Eagles. They did one with the Eagles of just hold on.

And it's, I think, Darius Slay holding on to Juju. And they also got buried because they said, someone quoted to me and said, hey, guess what, the reason the Eagles lost the Super Bowl, that guy's now your head coach. So I don't know why you would kind of put this in there. A lot of people were attacking the Cardinals because I believe they do have the lowest win total on the year, over under four and a half. So it was quite a bold move of potentially the worst team in the league

taking a lot of shots at people. What you have to realize, I think, too, though, everyone's in their own silo. These social media people that are in the facility, they're not having meetings with the head coach every day. This is what we're pitching. This is what we think. I think these videos come out and the majority of the organization looks like, oh, okay, that's what we did.

I don't think they... Do you think coaches approve? No. I would imagine they give the social media part. Coaches don't even know. Every coach I've ever known would be like, what? They wouldn't even know what this is. They wouldn't understand. Someone's got to prove that, whether it's the president of the organization

or maybe even the owner. Director of communications. But you would have to think about it. What did the Colts do? If you were showing this to an owner or GMs, people that are older, it's going to be like you're showing to me. You've got to explain every slide to them. This is why it is funny, sir. Jerry was kind of

the star, though, in his. I assume he made sure that he... Jerry's different, though. Maybe they do. Honestly, maybe the owners, maybe they do sign off on everything. I just don't think coaches pay any attention to any of this. No, I think it's like an executive. There's no way owners and GMs and coaches are like,

hey, don't forget to have that social media video schedule release on my desk by noon. But they don't want them putting up so-called bulletin board material towards anybody. Their opponents, they'd be pissed, and all of a sudden Dak comes back nine weeks later and after he beats you, well, you know, they put that social media video they put out, it was disrespectful. But in the case of the Chargers, you would assume that they just got full autonomy to do that because if they didn't and it goes back to it, it's like, all right, well, now we don't have time to fix this. So you guys are going to have to come up with some bullshit deal on schedule release day.

Yeah, they have to. The Chargers people, they know who they have working for them. They're probably like, hey, do your thing. I guess they're in L.A. too, so the access to all this kind of stuff is probably a little bit easier. Does this catch on with people? We might take some callers later and ask them, do these videos catch on with fan bases? Do they get behind them?

I think so, yeah. Absolutely. They should only get bigger and bigger. This is just the beginning. Yeah, that's why I feel like the bulletin board material is one thing, but the other side of it is like, hey, if everyone's taking shots at each other, who cares? Just don't get too personal.

That's why the Chargers was awesome. They took shots at what the other teams have done. This slide was great. So they got out of GB, up in age, Zach Wilson up there, right? Yep. In your area, of course. The photo

below them was a deleted TikTok video from the Jets. That was just like the worst TikTok of all time. Yeah, bingo. We talked about it, I think. This is just all the authentic Italian Sbarro. Keno Smith?

Yeah, the King of Broadway with Trey Young taking a shot at the Knicks. Oh yeah, CPOI, Keno Smith down there. Rex's damn snack bar, bottom left. Let's go get a damn snack. Who bottom left. I mean, who's this picture? Who's the missing picture? I don't know. I couldn't figure it out.

So the missing picture is a reporter for the Jets. And we actually did talk about this. I forget what the specific story was. Yeah. But he reported something that either wasn't true or was true, and the team got pissed off about it. And then basically no one has heard from him since then not not like heard from like he hasn't had access and he hasn't been like relevant since the jets kind

of buried him i believe is he still working for the the team or covering the team or whatever it might be he was all i would always see his name anything new york it was him that's what i thought that's like the big salacious that wouldn't make sense because I haven't heard from him. Yeah, always stirring shit. That's who it is, I think. It has to be that because his name would always, if anything New York, especially the Jets, it seemed like it was him. Yeah, and the Gobble Ghoul.

That's awesome. That's pretty sweet. I don't find that funny. Why not, Diggs? What happened? Why not? There's a good Gobble Ghoul. Is there anything else?

Do we miss anything? I mean, the New York SAC exchange, I didn't fully understand that. Mark Klecko lines Salam. I wasn't sure what that meant, really. Is that their numbers or how many SACs they had? Probably numbers. Those are old Jets, boys. Yeah, I know that, but I'm saying is that their number of jerseys?

That's what they were called, the SAC exchange. Yeah, but is that their jersey number or the number of SACs they had? I believe so. I believe that's their jersey number. So that meant Horson. Okay. It is. Oh, no way. I believe that's their jersey number. So that might be Horson. Okay. It is. Oh, no way.

I just saw this now right next to that. Comeback part of the year, Geno Smith. Yeah. That's sweet. Oh, yeah. Yeah, see, like, the level of detail in all of these ones, and I haven't done this yet, but I bet if you go back and look at every single one of these,

like, you can do the same deal. Like, they literally had a QR code for the Raiders that took you to a website. And then it was like, if you're a Raiders fan, click here. It was like, how to find a job. Really? It was just so many layers. We're trolling everybody. And now on the left side, too, are the Darnold Tower.

That's what that says, right? Yeah. Wait, where? Left side, next to the Times Square sign. Oh, is that what that says? Yeah, right? Yeah. Wait, where? Left side, next to the Times Square sign. Oh, is that what that says? Yeah, right? Yeah. Is that a play on Trump Tower, too, at the same time?

Do you want it to be? I'm wondering. New York? I don't want it to be because I know they'll be pissed off that they're disrespecting your guy's tower. Almost forgot the Browns still fucking stink, and you know what? So does the Miz, okay?

Oh, yeah. Brownie would never beat Pat in a wrestling match. Yeah, and you know what? So does the Miz, okay? Oh, yeah. Brownie would never beat Pat in a wrestling. Yeah, what did they say? What did they do? This one? Yeah, so they did this entire thing. Did he wrestle somebody in the video, or is it just Brownie? Brownie's wrestling everyone.

Brownie wrestled everybody. Their video was Brownie in the ring in one act. So was Pat representing the Colts? Yes. And the Miz was voicing over it. Oh, he's a Cleveland guy, man. Yeah. You know, the Miz. brownie in the ring in one act like so was pat representing the colts yes okay and the mitt and the ms was was voicing over it well he's a cleveland guy man yeah yeah you know the ms he's a scumbag i mean i could scumbag that guy's a unique character yeah unique as in shitty yeah yeah i agree all agreed very good offer golf is special one of the best looking golf swings i've

ever seen no joke not i'm not joking one One of the worst distance traveled balls off a golf swing I've ever seen. But I've never seen anybody swing with more confidence and hold a follow through with more confidence for shots that go like 26 yards in front of them. Exactly. I respect that. Time and time again. I have so much respect. When you guys. You shouldn't though because you can't do that.

Sometimes you got to. Sometimes. I respect sometimes delusional confidence. Yeah. feel like a golf course the ms has that but you said at the par three people were actually kind of getting pissed at him right um anthony anderson right a couple years ago tahoe not the arizona one where because ms has a whole pre-shot routine i think we hit two balls, and Miz lines up and does this arm thing and this wiggle for this arm thing. And then he was like, bring this around. I kept doing all this.

And, yeah, I think it was Carlton Alfonso-Ribero and Anthony Edwards. All right, man. All right, let's do it. Come on now. Anthony Edwards, Dr. Green from ER. That's Goose. That's Goose. That is Goose.

Anthony Anderson. Anthony Anderson, who's always – he's on that golf circuit. I think he's a big PXG guy as well. Oh, wow. He's a big commercial guy too. With what? You'll see. Is that show still on?

What? Big time hit show. Him with that. Blackish? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't know, to be honest. I believe it still is.

A lot of shows getting canceled right now, so hopefully he can. The writers deal is hurting everybody? Yeah, that's a big part of it. Are they just canceling them or they can't go on hold? The ones on the fringe, I feel like, are getting axed. Yeah, you're right. If it's a question, see ya. But Black-ish is not one of those.

That would be a show that would stay. What are the late night shows? Are they all still running right now? No. They're not? Like Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon? I know Fallon and Seth Meyers. They said they were going to pay the writers, right?

Right. So the studio is paying for two weeks, and they're paying one more week after that. So they get three weeks. And then they hopefully work it out and get back in there? Hopefully. This is week two, correct? Yep. I think so.

What do the writers want? Do we know? Better wages. Obviously. More like benefits. Better pens. Cut of the streaming. Yeah, it's with the streaming.

They want money from the streaming. And they want no AI. You think? They want job security for sure. But yeah, the streaming, they, it's with the streaming. They want money from the streaming. And they want no AI. You think? They want job security for sure. But yeah, the streaming, they need to get paid. Because there was no, before there was no contracts or any, no one didn't know what streaming was. So I would assume that a couple people up top are keeping all those streaming numbers,

right? Bingo. You gotta fight to try to get whatever you need and deserve. That's bad news. I just saw IBM said that in three years they're gonna have to cut like 7,500 people. IBM is still a thing? AI is going to replace their like 7,500 jobs. Yeah, IBM, of course. Did they really say that?

Can't we work together with AI and these robots? No. Do you have to pay AI? No. Yeah, so it's... Someone has to build AI, though. Those people make sweet AI. Sweet Blake, yeah.

Yeah, because AI needs health insurance and dental insurance. Sick days. AI is going to want that as they gain this power and becomes sentient. Well, guess what? When AI wants all that stuff, we're fucked. So it doesn't even matter. We will have been long gone by then. Yeah, but that's really what it boils down to.

Because a lot of the movies and shows now, they're just going right to streaming. So they have a fee. Movies will be fine. This isn't really going to affect the movie. It's just shows. Yeah, exactly. And it's even like, whatever, I don't even know if she's still on TV, Ellen show. Would that be on right now?

Is Kelly Clarkson still on the air right now? I don't know. That's a great question. All those people all have a bunch of writers. Any of those variety type shows rely on the writing big time. What about Steve Harvey? Like Family Feud? Family Feud?

I would guess that'd be okay. Because they film a bunch at once. Yeah, he films. That dude is a workhorse. I know you guys said movies are safe, but don't you think nowadays people are like, I'd rather watch 10 episodes of a show instead of a movie? Depending on the director, right?

I'd rather watch a movie. I think it's different. Whatever mood you're in. Sometimes a good movie is what you want. Like, hey, it's Saturday night or whatever, and you want to... This is probably a horrible example, but Harry Potter becoming a series instead of a movie. People are going to enjoy that a lot more just because they can put more shit into it. If a movie hits, then that's why they make 15 sequels because they keep making money off of it.

And people like to... I don't know. I mean, I'm sure they'll both still continue to go. Well, in the short term, it doesn't really matter, too. Like, all the shows that were supposed to come out this year are still coming out because the scripts were finished. It's not as if you were expecting something to come out at the end of the year and now it's not coming out.

Like, that's done. It's still happening. What about the scriptwriters for the NFL? Are they on strike? I don't know. It didn't seem like it. In the Jags video, they seem to be – well, actually, they got fired at the end of it, but spoiler alert.

Damn it. But it seemed like they were still writing. Saints people too. Same deal. They showed up. Yeah. They were there. You're right.

Yeah. They're pro bono anyways. You think? Yeah. Absolutely. Did you guys, we glossed past it for a second and then we came back to it, but yesterday Ross Chastain, the co-owner of his team is Pitbull. Mr. Worldwide.

Armando. Armwide. Armando. Armando. Armando. Yeah, that's not his name. Armando Perez. What does he not do? Pitbull is involved in everything. Armando does everything.

You just call him Mondo. Okay, is that what it is in your phone? Mondo? Mondo? Yeah. What's he call you? Tom. T.D.

I thought you had a special nickname. I thought he called you Dogsy. Dogsy. Dogsy's sweet. Sometimes. What's your dad call you? Anthony. What's your mom call you?

Anthony. You're so Italian. Yeah. What about you, Ron, man? Connor. Okay. Ty. Is your name Tyler?

No. What is your name? Ty. Good for you. Good for your parents. That's crazy. I always say, whatever you want to name your kid, put it on the birth certificate. Whatever you want to call him, you don't have to say Tyler. If I'm going to call you Billy, I don't need to put, put it on the birth certificate. Whatever you want to call him, you don't have to say Tyler.

If I'm going to call you Billy, I don't need to put your name William on the birth certificate. Put Billy or Bill on the birth certificate. What do your parents call you? Do they call you Angelic? That's good. Angelic James Hawk? No, but I'm going to make my wife call me that from now on. No, I've been AJ from day one.

Really? Yeah, from the jump. So you've got serious issues with your parents. Yeah, you hate your parents. No, my parents, they're the one. Really? Yeah, from the jump. Oh, so you've got serious issues with your parents. Yeah, you hate your parents. No, my parents, they're the one that brought that to my attention. Because my dad's name is Dean Keith Hawk Jr., but he's gone by Keith his whole life. And he's gone by Pistol since I was in the second grade. We've all called him Pistol.

But he has always had, like, license and different issues. He says, I wish they would just name me Keith. Like, I wish they knew he wasn't going to go by Dean. That's what his dad goes by. Where did Pistol come from? Was one day he'd wake up like, you know what? I'm sick of it. Just call me Pistol.

No, I think I've said it on here. I was a big Pistol Pete Maravich fan. Do you know who that is? Hell yeah. Yeah, of course. Gray floppy socks. Utah. He had some VHS tapes you could send out in the mail and get them back.

And like ball handling, spinning the ball. And I was big into that back in the day when I was playing AAU. And when I was in second grade, I used to practice in the kitchen. Like the big slam the ball and i was big into that back in the day when i was playing aau and when i was in second grade i used to practice in the kitchen like the big slam the ball through your legs and do other things and pistol was trying you like oh let me try this and he was slamming it and almost hit himself right in the balls multiple times trying to do the different ball handling stuff i was doing so making fun of him like all right pistol and then it stuck now 30 some years later so you're kind of keeper of the names because you also dubbed bruce bruce and well we never looked back to like pistol i didn't know

what i was doing i was just we were just joshing and you called moment and you called bill bill and now he's bill yeah yeah well i thought that you guys were calling him bill no it was always bailey you guys called him bill though no you definitely i didn't call him no bruce i understand because i never knew bruce name. All I knew was you guys would call him Brown, I think. Yes. Right? That's his last name. Browner. Naturally, I said his first name is Bruce. And you guys said yep. Yep. Forever.

Matt is his real name. Yeah, his real name is Matt. You just saw his last name and thought of the NBA player, Bruce Brown. Yeah, he's Bruce now. There's a good chance of that, Evie. There is. And then they call him Matt. And then I get these emails from Matt Brown and I'm so confused at who this person is. Who the fuck is this guy? Well, now he introduces himself on calls and stuff like that as Bruce.

I mean, when we're golfing. That's my favorite part about this. When we're golfing, he gets pissed at himself. He calls himself Bruce. Come on, Bruce. He speaks in the third person in a fake name. In the third person. He goes, Bruce.

Are you serious? Yes, swear to God. If he hits a bad drive off the tee. Okay, what's his girlfriend call him? Matt. Matt Bruce. Oh, she knew him before. His parents call him Matt, obviously. They're probably so confused. Yeah, they don't know. What do people say

back if his buddy's back home? Why is everyone calling you Bruce? They're probably pissed. I think he's going to legally change his name to Bruce, so we won't have to worry about this much longer. No one ever called me Connor. I was always a last name guy. Campbell?

Cam-man? No, just Campbell. Big Sue? A lot of Connors in my town. Connor's not your last name? No. Funny enough, Connor is my middle name. I thought Boston was your first name.

My middle name is O'Neal. That is sweet. Is that somebody's last name? No, after Shaq. My dad's favorite player growing up. Oh, it wasn't after Robert? Yeah. That's awesome.

So he was like, you know what? I want to name you Shaquille, but instead we'll just settle for O'Neal as a middle name. Is that in your series? No, it's my grandmother's maiden name. Either way, you should have told Shaq that when we had him on. I would believe either Rob O'Neal, too. I could believe either of them. I was going to mention something,

but then he said, I want to talk to you. Give me the guy in the cowboy hat. Oh, yeah. Shaq was awesome, man. What was I going to say? Oh. Are you not sure about what you want to say? How do you feel about your team's season upcoming if they don't have one primetime game? How many teams don't have one primetime game?

Four. Do we know which ones? Houston, Atlanta, Indiana, Arizona. Houston, Atlanta, Arizona, and the Indianapolis Colts. How long has it been since the Colts had one? A primetime game? They had one last year. Oh, okay.

I thought they were claiming they didn't have one. This will be the first time probably in 20 years. I think this is the first season ever where not every team has promised a primetime game. How does Houston not get one? Stroud and Will Anderson, you would think they'd get one primetime game. They have a Thursday. Unfortunately, they still expect them to be dog shit.

Oh, they don't call Thursdays primetime, right? No, they do. No, they do. So they're not playing any Thursdays? No. Exactly. Man, that's nuts to think about. It's the first year this has ever happened. If you're a team owner, you've got to hire some lobbyists to go sit there and yell at

Goodell all year and say, hey, man, we need primetime games. That's money right there. And those are kind of big markets, right? Like Houston, Atlanta. Huge. Atlanta? Are you kidding me? Indianapolis.

Phoenix. Yeah, but it kind of doesn't make much sense, but also you can kind of see when you look at those four teams, what the expectations are. As a player, too, are you just like, I'd rather just have 1 p.m. games? They are nice. Lions? This happened to the Lions? Yeah, Lions

had no primetime games. All 1 o'clock games, and I'll say it, I fucking loved it as a fan. It was amazing. I love 1 p.m well and they're lucky lines are lucky because they have one just built into the schedule every year because they play on thanksgiving thanksgiving 12 30 every single year those like so you're on central time so you we will kick off at noon central one eastern it's awesome yeah the game's always didn't have as much juice especially early on but, we loved it because your game's done at like 3.30.

The 3 o'clock, 3.30, you'd be home hanging out with your family, hanging out with the guys on the team. It can help your team because you have more time to hang out together after a game when you can actually let loose and have some fun. And that's why I love those games, especially playing. Think about it. Noon Central, I'm home with plenty of time

to hang out with whoever's in town or whoever was coming over from the team. Oh, it's awesome. So that part's cool, but primetime games are primetime games. It's something different. You know you're a good franchise when you do lose your four-time MVP quarterback and you still have five primetime games. I'm absolutely shocked that the Packers have five primetime games.

I'm shocked that the Chargers have six. That's a bit surprising for me. LA, it could be their schedule too. What about the Rams? That's the thing about two. Yeah, they only have two. The thing about the Chargers is, same with KC, those divisional matchups are kind of primetime games.

Those teams all could be very good. That's why Vegas has five and then Denver has four. A lot of those are going to be divisional games. The Green Bay one, don't they have at least two Sunday night games? Yep. What I instantly saw this last night, I was like, well, what if they're bad? They'll flex them out. Yeah, potentially.

That's all I thought about. They'll want to flex them out. They are late, so I think they are trying to protect themselves if they need to, but they're playing the Chiefs in week 13. Yeah, that one will stay for sure. Week 17, maybe. They're hoping that has implications for the playoffs. Obviously, if it doesn't, it could get flexed.

Patriots could also be flexed into week 17 if they do have implications because that's another divisional game that will be. I hate having to have Sunday night football games. Don't be honest. You mean when your team's playing? Yeah, week two against the Dolphins. We're playing the Eagles week one, not expecting it to go too hot. And then we have to play the Dolphins

on Sunday Night Football for the world to see. That's not the greatest thing. It's nice when your team's really, really good. Exactly. When it was the Brady era, oh yeah, give me all the... I eat primetime. But you know, early games, weird stuff happens in those early games. Where teams that are really good, maybe

haven't put it together yet and someone's hurt. And sometimes you can win a couple games like that. The cheap ones early. First quarter of the season, I would much rather play the Eagles week one versus week 10 when they definitely have it all figured out. But, I mean, it is awesome seeing the schedule. You know, it gets you excited. I know we're still in May.

It really is close. Oh, yeah, lines are out on everything. It's awesome seeing the schedule. It gets you excited. Football's close. It really is close. Oh, yeah. Lines are out on everything. It's awesome. Yeah, we're coming up on 100 days until NFL football. When's that thing? That doesn't feel as good. That still feels pretty far out.

Well, yeah. It's a nice 100 days. Yeah. Everyone's pumped now. It's not cold 100 days. Even like this. I mean, I think we kind of thought it last year with the Thursday night football schedule that there were a bunch of good games, but you look at this,

with the exception of maybe one or two, I think they heard Bezos loud and clear. This seems like a pretty good slate. Look at the Jags-Saints. That could be a questionable game, but before it's Mahomes and after it's Josh Allen. Same thing before the Chiefs. Bears and Commanders, but before that they have Lions, who are a top five offense, and

Jordan Love, who I do feel like he's going to... It just feels like the Packers are going to win. Even like the... I hope. I mean, a lot of pressure on Jordan Love, no question. The Tennessee Pittsburgh game, November 2nd. I wonder how that'll go. That'll just be a grit

your teeth battle in the trenches. Absolute down and dirty physical football game. I can already picture that one. Not a lot of people. That game's going to be 49 minutes long total. Yeah, it probably will. Is Spokane still on the team? Steelers-Pats will also. No, Bubby's not on the team anymore, no.

Damn. Who? Where'd he go? The only man to destroy Derrick Henry on his own. That clip is so fun to watch. I don't know if he's not a Steeler anymore, no. Damn. Who? Spine? Bobby Spine. Where'd he go? The only man to destroy Derrick Henry on his own. That clip is so funny. I don't know. He's not a Steeler anymore, so I don't pay attention. Oh, you don't follow? No. Wow.

Are the Steelers the only team with two Thursday night games? Well, that's awesome. Looks like it. Yeah, and that's what's interesting. Not including the Cowboys. Not including the Lions. Oh, yeah. Bears do, too.

Never mind. Yeah, not including. They're one of the primetime teams in there, you know. I don't understand why we don't count Thanksgiving as Thursday night games. It's absolutely a primetime game. Or just Thursday games in general. You mean put them in the same category as this? Yeah, because the whole thing last year.

You're right, you're right. The whole thing last year was like you can only play a Thursday game once. I mean, the Patriots and Bills played back-to-back Thursday games. That's what I don't get why. Did you see the first Monday night game? Yeah. Pretty doozy. Tell us who it is.

It's real doozy. I believe it's the Jets and somebody. The Bills traveled to New York to play the Jets. On 9-11. Oh, my goodness. That's going to be unbelievable. That's going to be – that ticket's going to cost you a little bit of money. Man, that'll be fun.

What's that going to look like? Yep. Monday night, Troy and Joe, too, Monday night. Oh, yeah. It's going to be – I think Gary B's letting off fireworks at the 50-yard line. Gary B, I thought, was skydiving the game ball in. No, no, no.

That's the intuitive iguana. Oh, my bad. Yeah, because he's not scared of heights. You can tell the difference, though, between the Thursday night slate and the Monday night slate, how much more they're paying attention to Thursday, it feels like. Who do you think has it better? Thursday, I would say.

I mean, Panthers, Saints in week two, I think that's kind of a dud. Well, you get to see Bryce Young. It has the trappings to be. Yeah, you get to see Bryce Young. Who knows, though, because the Panthers could win that division this year. For sure. We have no idea. Week two, I just don't assume they're going to have figured out

two weeks into the... And maybe Derek Carr also. Maybe the Saints are good. Is ABC exclusive? Is that like Herbie Collins? What does that mean? That's where there's two Monday Night Football games, right? Just the top one's ABC exclusive and then the second one like Rams-Bengals is what? No, I think

the bottom. I think the... Oh. So for that thing, the Brown-Steelers's ABC exclusive, and then the second one, like Rams-Bengals, is what? No, I think the bottom. I think the – so for that thing, the Browns-Steelers is ABC exclusive, and then the Eagles-Bucks are ABC exclusive. And then the Falcons-Jags are ABC exclusive. What does that mean? ESPN Plus exclusive. That's the London game. They did that last year with the Jags. So it's just streaming on ESPN Plus.

So ABC exclusive. ABC is just where they do like the 7 o'clock and the 10 o'clock, right? Oh, yeah. So the early one will be on strictly ABC, Spilled Water. The second one. Will be on ESPN. It's right there. Who's the second crew?

Is that where Orszolowski does the second game? Didn't I see a rumor that someone was replacing Fowler's in there? Yeah, Fowler's in there. For Levy. Okay, and then who's the color commentator? It was Orszolowski and Riddick. They were the other crew. They would do the second Monday night. Okay, that's right.

They know the old fart into the mic. That's right. You ever see what happened? He farted. He farted. The mic picked it up? Well, he turned around and put his ass in the mic. Congrats, Dana.

You think they sprayed that mic down afterwards? Smell me. No, he rubbed it into Steve Levy's eye. He got a pink eye. He missed, I think. No, that was. There may be a fight if you're rubbing a fart mic in my eyeball on live TV. Are you kidding me?

On ABC on Monday Night Football. I mean, that's such a disrespectful move. Chris Hassel used to do that to you all the time, didn't he, when you guys were calling games? If he did, I would have to take it. Hassel, I would. When's the last time you had pink eye? It's been a while. It has been a while.

It's been a long time. Long time. Your kids never jump on you in bed and just fart in your face? Yeah, they actually try to. That's what I would genuinely think the last time you would have. They would have to be like skin to skin fart on my eyeballs to give you pink eye, wouldn't it? I don't think so.

I don't let them fart on me with their clothes on, let alone trying to get to... No. I block quick. They know. That was like that Tebow story that came out a while back. What was that one? When the Ponce twins did the heavyweight joke on them. If you could do a blindfolded sit-up.

Oh, and they put their cakes right there. They didn't do that to Tebow. What are you talking about? That's what the Posse twins said. No. I thought you were talking about the other Tebow rumor that Nick brought up for New Year's Eve. No.

Smeared poop all over the place? No. No, it wasn't smeared. The bathroom? Yeah, he took a big poop. What happened, Nick? Allegedly. You know.

You guys claim he blew that toilet up at the national championship or the Ohio State game. Yes. Nick went in right after him. And guys claim he blew that toilet up at the national championship or the Ohio State game. Yes. Nick went in right after him. And you said there was like a spatter of poops on the wall. I didn't describe it. There's a chance it could have happened before Tim got in there. He was in there for a while. Was it Marty?

Marty was challing. More likely. Marty was killing that coffee. He was. More likely it was McGee, though. Oh. McGee just dropped a scud missile in there. He was on a conference call the whole time, too. Didn't even skip a beat.

That's a tough situation, too, because that was the only bathroom that everyone that was in there could use. That was for everybody, too. So, like, male and female alike. Oh, yeah. Man. No chance I'm taking a dump in that bathroom. There's no way Timmy's not doing it. Timmy probably is like the president. Oh, yeah. Man. No chance I'm taking a dump in that bathroom. There was zero chance. Timmy's not doing it.

Timmy probably is like the president. They probably have a crew of people carrying a toilet with them that he can use. Timmy could do it. He could, but I'm saying I don't know if he would. I took a massive dump in that bathroom at halftime. Just because you had to? Maybe it was Ty the whole time. Was it Ty?

No, it wasn't me. I mean. Ty, hold on. It was definitely Ty. I'll claim it. Was anyone waiting for you when you got out? No. Were you worried about that?

Like Hannah Storm's waiting outside the door? No. And you just have splattered poop everywhere? Well, yeah. I mean, I'm keeping it in the bowl. I'm not fucking splattering it everywhere. I saw you walk off during the show yesterday. I don't know what happened.

Don't stick your head in that toilet in there. It's about as clean post-dump as any toilet you're going to find. On the break, I'll make sure to stick my head in there. If Hannah Storm was waiting outside, too, Ty's not a prick. It's about as clean post-dump as any toilet you're going to find. On the break, I'll make sure to step ahead. If Hannah Storm was waiting outside, too, he's not a prick. He's a gentleman. He would say, listen, Hannah, don't use that toilet. First of all, the seat's warm. 15 minutes.

I thought you might. That's terrible. There was one next to it as well that I believe was labeled woman. I think that was just the men's. I thought you opened the bathroom door and there's two toilets just on the wall and no stalls and you tried to say, hey, you good? You tried to invite people in. Hey, you're good. This one's open.

I would have been okay with that. Would you? Yeah. We had a couple of locker rooms like that we'd go into and there's just like four toilets just sitting next to each other. No walls. Nothing anywhere. That's sick. I mean, I'm not taking a shit in a public bathroom unless I really have to take a shit. With you, though, Ty, it seems like you always really have to go.

Not always. When you have to go. Not always, but if it's, yeah, I mean. It seems like you have multiple emergency situations a day. For sure. Every day? Not every day. Not every day, but like yesterday, you get Chick-fil-A.

You haven't had it in a while. It eats you up a little bit. And yeah, that's labeled an emergency situation. That happens all the time. I was watching you eat fried shrimp and fries and something else earlier. How's that going to handle you? I should be okay because, you know. In theory, you'll be all right.

Yeah. I mean, fried shrimp usually not an issue. What could be the issue was the Cheezus that I was dunking. Oh, yeah. I forgot all that stuff. Doesn't everything mess with your stomach, doesn't it? Because you had your whole stomach taken out? Yeah, a little bit, but, you know, it's Friday.

So we're going to enjoy TGI Fridays on Friday. Boom. It is feel-good Friday. And also, last night, just a quick pivot. There's some great basketball played. Con man, I'm surprised we've gone 50 minutes and didn't mention the unbelievable game not only Jason Tatum had, but the rest of the Boston Celtics to win, huh?

Yeah, a lot of people were saying Jason Tatum didn't really come to play because he was one for 13 going into the fourth. He went at it, he did. He was unbelievable. He outscored the whole team, right, in the fourth quarter? Yes, he did. He outscored the Sixers. But he played unbelievable.

He affected the game on defense, rebounding, blocks. He also started the game off with, like, three assists. Jalen Brown didn't play as great. And then right after the game in his press conference said, the garden hasn't been that loud as of late, so we're going to need the fans to bring it on Sunday. I just saw when he slipped and almost died on the blackboard. The game kept going.

So awkward. Game kept going, and he's just pointing to the wet spot. Yeah, that was weird. And he also was, like, limping around, and then he, like, just pointing to the wet spot. Yeah, that was weird. And he also was limping around and then he jumped out to the three-point line. But no, I fully expected to lose last night and it was awesome that they didn't. Tatum,

like you just mentioned, came alive. He scored. He had four threes in the fourth quarter. I think he had 16 points in the fourth, maybe 17. 16, I think. And then we had 14, I believe. And B didn't, he didn't touch the ball the last four minutes. And B didn't do much. No, Maxie was running around with his hair on fire.

Maxie's almost been – I won't say he's almost been their best player, but he has been the guy that – because we were up 15 in the second quarter. It was a lot. And Maxie went on a little runny, two threes and a layup. So he's been unbelievable. But no, it's awesome. Game seven. Pumped four. Still have post-traumatic game seven disorder from

the Boston Bruins. So I'm really not too prepared for it yet. But yeah, that will be Sunday. Favorites now. Nuggets closed him out. Sons. What happened to your sons, AJ? It's not my sons exactly. I'm a big fan of the gorilla that jumps off the trampoline and dunks off. He's the man.

He's not as cool as Rocky who climbs 60 stories and throws a basketball over his head. I did see that. Yeah, that is the Nuggets guy. He's awesome. That felt dangerous. So the Nuggets, damn, they closed out the Suns. What a disappointing year. They were annihilating them early on.

I know that. They were up 30 at halftime. Game was over. They scored 81 points in the first half. Nuggets might win the whole damn thing. I'm so – Jokic is so intriguing to me. Just watching him lumber around the court. Yeah.

He's such a good ball hand. Like, imagine watching him when he was younger and they're like, hey, this guy's the next big thing. He could be the MVP of the NBA. You'd be like, really? Like, if you watch him. But then you see how skilled he is. It's just how he goes about it is so unique.

Yeah, he's crazy good. And the only guy that can really cover him, and granted who knows how healthy he is. It's just how he goes about it is so unique. Yeah, he's crazy good, and the only guy that can really cover him, and granted, who knows how healthy he is, but is Embiid going forward in these last four games. Can they say AD, though? Don't say it's the Lakers. I know, I won't say it's the Lakers fans, but AD is also, you know, it's also AD, so we'll

see what happens. Oh, is he playing tonight? Exactly, I don't know. That's what I meant by ADZ. Also, did you see Draymond? Was it the same game he fell and hit the back of his head? Yeah. No. That was the game before.

I believe that was the game. But he was right back in. I'm like, I thought this dude's out for good. Yeah, that was game four, not game five. But yeah, he bashed his head. Yeah. Scary looking fall with Jokic. With LeBron.

Oh, with LeBron. My bad. And then the back of his head looks like it hit the ground a little bit. And then he just, boom, we're going. Draymond's a tough cuss. I know he is. I didn't know they let it happen. If that was in the NFL, you're not allowed to stand up and get the cobwebs out. You can't do that. You're out of here. He's a mean son of a bitch.

But yeah, these games tonight will be awesome. You should be allowed to wooble back to your corner. I'm going to wooble back. Is Conor fighting anybody? Yeah, he's supposed to fight Michael Chandler this summer. Remember, we always ask Dana. Is he going to be at the UFC? International fight week. Yeah, is he going to be then?

That would make sense. In Abu Dhabi? Yeah, it's in America. He's going back over to Fight Island though, right? Slap. Slap's going there? Yeah, Slap will be there. How is Slap doing? Slap Slop's going there Yeah Slop will be there Slop is How is Slop doing Slop is The numbers are

Insane Off the charts Online right Do they have Are they on TV anymore On a They did one pay per view It's on what is it

Fuel Wait weren't they USA or CW or something Weren't they on something early Liv Golf was on CW Yes but wasn't Slop on TNT for a minute Yeah it was Yeah it was

TBS It was and then then people got slapped and their jams spilled everywhere and they said, not on fucking cable anymore. Yeah, because Stefan Diggs recorded it. He was like, this is not crop. This is unbelievable. And then people watching fucking jams spill out of everybody's head on fucking national TV.

That is crop. So when you got jammed from the ears, are you kidding me? Would you guys go to a live slap event? Oh, yeah. I bet it sounds nasty. Yeah, I don't know. I'd rather go. Do they put earplugs in or things that protect their ears? They put cotton swabs in their ears.

Still would hurt. He said it helps. Yeah, I'm sure it helps. It doesn't blow your eardrums out. Okay, if you're going to slap. I saw a guy wearing mouthpiece. That's smart. Yeah.

But I'm wondering. Wait, wait, what? Temple? You didn't think it was mouthpiece? No, you can't. There's the strike zone. Oh, there's a mouthpiece. Strike zone? Gosh. And cotton swabs. Wait, wait, what? You didn't think it was mouthpiece? No, you can't. There's the strike zone. You have to hit that strike zone? Gosh.

And cotton swabs. Yeah, those are earbuds or earplugs. Man, look at that dude's forearm. Fully extended. That yoke. That guy had to go out cold, right? You never know. His eyes are closed there.

Depends on the chin. I think this guy actually got hit, spun around, and then slopped the other guy right in the face in one fluid motion. How tough would that be if you're standing and you knew, hey, I'm going first. If I don't knock this guy out, this giant human's going to for sure kill me. So you're putting it all into it. Boom, you hit him as hard as you can and he

doesn't even flinch. That's happened. That has happened before. I think I'd like it better. Can I walk out now? Can I leave and not get hit? I think I'd like it better if they the things that they use for eye surgery to keep people's eyes open during eye surgery, if they had that for slap so that they couldn't close their eyes when they got slapped, that'd be sweet. So these guys are knocked out with their eyes spread open.

Yeah. I'm sure they'll gain more mainstream media fans. Social numbers are already – people can't even understand social numbers. I'll hit you on socials. You ever had anybody say that to you? I've had people say, hey – and they don't want to say, like, hey, give me your number. Yeah, I'll hit you on the socials. You ever had anybody say that to you? I've had people say, hey, they don't want to say, like, hey, give me your number. Yeah, I'll hit you up on socials. I'm like, yeah, man, give me on the socials.

I've never heard that before. Yeah, believe me. What do you say to them? If you're lucky, I walk away. It's usually as we're, like, leaving. Okay, yeah. Oh, man, I'll find you on socials or whatever. So someone did that at the Kentucky Derby?

I was just going to say. No, they didn't, actually. It happened to me in Arizona at the Super Bowl week a couple times, actually. Oh, at the waste management thing? I was like, first off, I'm old. That's probably for old people. I don't know if old people. That's not even for old people.

So has the rapping golfer guy found you on your socials yet? That guy was good. That was not him. Kelly James? Now you know. Yeah, what do you say? It's time to go. We're talking about a show.

We did a closest to the pin situation at the waste management not Bob Parsons course not Bob Parsons course we found that we learned that quick yeah we did I did

I can't believe you're still breathing what did he do remember when he was turning around looking to see what he was doing yeah he looked at Pat and said

what is this guy talking about I saw the whole it was like slow motion I was watching and I wasn't really sure if it was was like slow motion. I was watching. And I wasn't really sure if it was a scorch or not. I was pretty sure it wasn't because he didn't mention the waistband and all of it. So as you started asking it, I was like, oh, yes.

I was so pumped. And then when I realized, it all played out exactly how I would hope. Yeah, so we were like 45 minutes into a conversation with a guy that I didn't even know existed. 46 minutes before it, which I should have. That's on me. And also, I asked the question wrong. So as soon as, once I started talking, and there are times this happens. Michael Scott has said it. Sometimes I start talking.

I don't know where it's going. And that was one of those situations. Happens to all of us. Yeah, and it caused a great moment. I mean, at least Bob Parsons is a character in The Office forever. Bob Parsons probably remembers that, too, and he will remember it. Oh, he'll never forget it. He's got a dartboard with Conor's head in the middle of it, and he just goes,

I hope he forgets it. Yeah. Jeez, Louise. I hope he gets a major so that he can be a tournament or something. Yeah, I hope he brings the waste management. They're pretty set. Maybe get a live event. Yeah, maybe. Bob Parsons doesn't

strike me as a live guy, though. Is that a thing, though? If you're a golf course and live wants to come to your course, I guess you have to make a decision, right? Is that a political thing? Is that a political decision, though? Same exact thing with the live asking players.

I guess it is the same. I guess it's the same, but if associated with the same yeah i guess it's the same but you're if you want to host a tournament it's different than signing a contract for three or four years i guess but if you're signing a contract hey you'll play here every year for the next five years so it is the same yeah and people do have to make a decision i i don't think arizona based on the people i know who live there aq shipley would have that big problem with it but just anyone other A.Q. Shipley, you're basing that off of? Strictly

based off A.Q. And with A.Q., the size of his head and how smart he is, he can influence a lot of people. Absolutely. Think about it. Whatever he says, there's going to be a lot of people. Yep. The fight camp? Are you kidding me? Right. Imagine if he grabbed you with both hands and he went,

and just headbutted you. I'd die. Or Saul would just crush you. Snap my neck. It'd be like the mountain. Oh, yeah. He boxed Conor. He sparred Conor. That's right. McGregor, yeah. But we will have Bobby Carpenter here in a couple minutes. Ian Rappaport will be here at 2.15. How do you think he

feels? Do you think he's upset? Bob? No, Ian. Do you think he feels like he was treated okay? No, we treated him great. I feel like we were great. He loved it. He was a big fan. Standing ovation when he walked out of the pool. I saw that. It was a nice video.

Did he put that out then? No, I did. That's right. Ian's awesome. He gets it. He couldn't turn around because he had tears of joy streaming down. Oh, is that what happened? He went straight from the derby to here, right? Yeah. Yeah. We walked out.

No, he went to New York for two hours. Yeah, he did. Yeah. Or wherever he lived. Saw his kids and then said, all right, see you guys. Glad I get to leave you. Even though it's an hour and a half drive from Kentucky, he just came straight here. We actually looked it up on the security camera.

There was tears of joy and he had his arms wide open. And he was playing cold play. Arms wide open. That's pretty cool. Are you guys going to put anything out here? There's so much grass. Are you going to put a froth course out there? No, they're putting a full water park out there.

Oh, my gosh. There's been a lot of ideas for it. Let me know when that opens up. Definitely. You know what I want to do? I'm going head first. Have you seen a wave pool before? Yeah.

Yeah, we're going to have one. Oh, my gosh. Back here, there's going to be a full paintball course. Never asked. I'm great at paintball. Yeah. Not as good as me. I'm better in the woods.

The blow-up things, I'm not as good. I need to be in the woods. Oh, see, I love the blow-up things. Get me in the fucking snake. Speedball. Good luck. Good luck. We're going to ambush you.

We'll get 15 guys. We want real life. I'm putting real bullets in mine, too. Every once in a while, there's a real bullet that flies up. You see, I freeze my paintballs. To shoot people. So they don't explode. You freeze them, don't you?

All your paintballs are frozen then you have cyanide in there too i heard exactly so if it hits you you start to fucking feel it in chicago we have a paintball course that's a chase off of like called duty maps it's pretty sweet that is sweet that would be sweet in chicago it's like the suburbs but yeah every birthday party i had from ages six to ages 22 we were going paint paintball. You sure you're not 26? 27? You sure you're not still doing it? I'm sure. I'll go alone, but I mean, that's just... You go and just dominate

some young kids? Yeah, that's true. Hey, I'm on the blue team. This old guy comes in and starts mopping up. That's when I want to test my peace, though. I just want to make sure it's still got the gas, you know? You got the quickest little trigger. Oh, yeah. I know we're joking about it, but paintball is fun. I love paintball.

We did it as a team a few times in Green Bay. They take us at the end of OTAs, and I tell you what, we were competing. You would think we were in a full go situation. When it's in the woods, too, it really is. I mean, you're playing call, dude. Unless you get caught in a jagger bush, then it's not fun. Yeah, then they ambush you and get shot in the neck and face and everything. You see a thorn bush, all of a sudden you try and push

whoever's near you into it. You go first. Take cover right there. Smacking at guys' hoppers, trying to knock all their paintballs out. That happened to a kid at a birthday party. You guys use a paintbrush as a knife? Stopped on all of his paintballs. Looks like you're out.

He's going to move, knock into a hopper. You use a paintbrush as a knife? Yeah, I use it as a combat knife out there. It's your bayonet. He put a paintbrush out there? Hell yeah. But I mean, they also have paintball grenades. Have you seen one of those things?

Those are sweet. How do they, like, legit? It's like a sprinkler. They don't work great a lot of the time. Because they're not putting, like, a charge in there to disperse the paint. No, they are. Yeah, if it lands on your foot, you'll lose your foot. Yeah. They sell these like at Toys R Us?

They put them in like an empty Coke or Pepsi bottle, so you gotta watch out because that hot plastic will, you know, melt on you. Also, paint mines? Those are crazy. See, let me ask you a question. This is the problem. I could go three hours straight with this, with you guys. Do you think I'm gonna walk up behind someone and pull out my paintbrush and slap it on their back, or

am I gonna put that barrel right in the back of their neck boom i can put one there boom don't move don't move and then they flinch boom sorry you can also go heavy artillery and get the uh catapult howitzers launching whole paint cans over the other side yeah if i mean i'll tell you what if they're throwing full paint cans get sign me up one time i saw nick he called it an ac-130 okay was it a drone that dropped paint all over the whole town? No, no. It was like one of those planes that put out forest fires and it just dropped fucking, I don't know, 700 gallons of paint.

Yeah, you have to call it in. It's some high-level stuff you guys are doing. Yeah, yeah. You green light the fucking target that you want to hit it on. It's like Tropic Thunder. Pop smoke. You ever pop smoke? I mean, I would.

There's lead-based paint, too. It was a violation of the Geneva Convention. Hey, somebody that knows a lot about the Geneva Convention is waiting on the line, guys. You know who's here? Who's that? Our special guest is about to be here. This guy played with me at Ohio State. He actually saw my alligator, Jimmy, that we had.

Bobby spent plenty of time with Jimmy. Bobby loved him. I feel like he and Jimmy got along very well. So let's not keep this guy waiting. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Bobby Carpenter. Yeah! Bob? Let's not keep this guy waiting. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Bobby Carpenter. Yeah! Bob?

Well, I mean, first of all, that paintball conversation was tremendous. Yeah, Bob's still reeling from the paintball. He had all these ideas going through his head. Listen, there's a lot of things coming in from both ways. I had to figure out. I mean, we're talking about calling in air cover. I mean, if we're in vietnam here using lead-based paint and everything else i mean i'm i'm just trying to figure out how aj dropped in a toys r us reference when i don't know if there's been a toys r us around for the last decade so we're potentially going to get that um and then well also with that did you

guys ever what we would do when we were younger we would freeze the paintballs yeah you're my general it's like getting shot with marbles at that point bingo they may not What we would do when we were younger, we would freeze the paintballs. You put them in the freezer. It's like getting shot with marbles at that point. They may not bust, but you're definitely going to inflict a heck of a lot more pain and get some welts on your guys. Yeah, Bob used to tell me he used to heat the paintballs up, and then he and his brothers would all dump it in this one bucket all week, and they would dip all the paintballs in poop, too. Love that move.

And then spray them out at you. It was terrible. You get hit in the neck or near the face. You're smelling that for weeks. Carpenter family. A lot of protein in that family. He's a lot of carpenter boys. What's your problem? I don't know about the all poop. I mean, if you want to just

do that, AJ, you might as well just throw it in a plastic bag and then just let it fly. Get the late night gloves and just hurl random turds at people. Poop bag! Poop bag! Light it on fire. Do a Molotov at people. Poop bag, poop bag. Light it on fire, do a Molotov poop bag. Yeah. Hey, Bobby.

Go ahead. Bobby, quick pivot here. We think you are the guy that gives us all information on the NIL situation going on in college. What's the landscape look like? Are there any rules or guardrails for teams? And I know you have a good eye on like what ohio state is doing how was that was what they're doing compared to the rest of the country and all the other big time schools are they able to keep up yeah i mean i think ohio state's keeping up for different

schools i mean obviously you know not to you know speak crazy here but there was a time where i think that more schools were kind of involved in passing money to players maybe illicitly than there were before so maybe certain schools had a stronger infrastructure set up to be able to do that. And so it took some of the other schools, maybe some time to catch up, but being a year in, like I think this stuff's kind of figuring itself out.

And one of the things, I mean, you get into this, it's not about these contracts and everything. I mean, the contracts really aren't worth the paper they're written on. And you don't, you go in,

you're six months in and you're not performing anymore. Well, hey, we renegotiated our NIL deal. It was a rolling six-month or year program. You're not going to get the same allotment that you got last year. And so with that, maybe that tells the player, well, you can stay here, maybe take less, or potentially go and find greener pastures. So it started to kind of settle out a little bit. He's my thing. I look at this like you're like you're signing up guys where you're telling me that you're going to commit X number of dollars.

Like let's say a half a million dollars a year to a player out of high school. When AJ, you know, as well as I pat anybody that played, they'll sit there and tell you like this guy may have been a five star. You know, all these accolades coming in and they get there and you're like yeah this this dude really isn't it maybe they don't have it physically maybe they're not able to do it um just because they really don't care i mean they're more concerned about over there you want to play a paintball and you're dropping paint from the sky and everything else like that shooting people from pellet guns from the dorm windows i don't know but i mean there's a lot of other things to get into in college. And so that's the problem is the rub of them trying to figure that thing out.

I believe the water has started to kind of find its lowest point where now people are a little more cautious. You know, their agents, everyone's got an agent too. They throw out these numbers and a little bit of it's fishing. It's like, all right, well, if you're going to get that over there, well, then maybe you should just go there. And then all of a sudden they start coming back well you know the player really likes it here and doesn't maybe want to go to the other school meeting yeah well your offer is pretty good and

they'd rather come here anyway and that you know whatever dollar amount we threw out that was crazy well you know maybe it's not as crazy anymore. Todd Schmidt has something for you. Yeah General we've seen it happen in the NFL with guys betting on stuff. Now, with Alabama's baseball team, something just came out. Their head coach gets fired with them. I don't want to say fixing games, but something weird going on.

Same deal with Iowa. Multiple athletes across multiple sports. Same deal with Iowa State. Do you think that's something that's kind of like the next wave in terms of not necessarily NIL, but all these schools are going to have to stay on top of that because stuff is changing so fast. All these states are coming online with gambling,

and kids don't know whether or not they can bet on NFL and stuff while they're in school. Do you think that's going to be a massive issue with college athletics moving forward? Here's the problem. The NCAA has tried to tell us for years that college athletes are the same as normal students. And then all of a sudden, on the other hand,

but you can't transfer, you couldn't take money, you couldn't do this, what a normal student could do. And now they're also telling you you can't gamble, not even on your own sport. Now everybody understands if you play college football, you can't gamble on college football. You play college baseball, you can't gamble not even on your own sport not everybody understands like if you play college football you can't gamble on college football you play college baseball you can't gamble on college baseball if you play in the nfl you can't gamble on the nfl now you can gamble on other stuff just not from those your team facilities so you get that but that's part of the problem is they got to figure out that rule because that to me is inherently biased towards the players

and you have the thing that you know obviously, to me, is inherently biased towards the players. And you have the thing that obviously happened out of Iowa, which was a number of players across a bunch of sports. The head coach at Alabama, which to me was kind of crazy. You've got a guy. We all knew that young people might make some mistakes. You look at the decisions you guys made in college. I can tell you, AJ and I, I mean, it's only a three-hour show, but it might take a whole week to go through all the bad decisions that we made.

So I don't necessarily – you knew that was going to happen with some of the college guys. Coaches, like I don't think anybody ever anticipated that. But one thing that is reassuring, and this has been here like – and young people today, and I sound like I'm 1,000 years old, grew up with phones and social media. They had all this access. They should know by now, man, anything you do on your phone is getting tracked. This era of being able to skirt around and hide, you're not going to a bookie in a back alley. You're making a bet on your phone that's being geofenced, tracking you to where you are with your credit card information and everything else. They know all that stuff.

So I think it will probably subside because the punishments are going to be stiff. I doubt these people are going to be able to play again. And, you know, they probably shouldn't, especially if you're betting on your own games in your own sport. You have to draw a line that I think they should be able to bet on everything else. Right now, it's like as long as the NCAA sanctions it, you can't bet on that sport. So where does that leave? Like UFC, boxing.

I mean, everything else is basically a collegiate sport as well. Yeah, so it's ridiculous. So they've got to change that rule. You just can't bet on your own sport and let that happen. But, man, by the way, I mean, they've got the Gambling Hall of Fame going up now. I mean, they're putting a shrine to some of the best bettors. My only hope is you can get some guys like maybe that Alabama coach, Pete Rose goes in there, Arch Schleister, you know, the ref out in –

Donahue. Yeah, Donahue. I mean, these are some shoeless Joe. I mean, put some of these guys in there that were willing to kind of give it all up for the love of wagering. That's right. Tom Diggs, what do you have? Phil Mickelson.

Yeah, General, I had a question, you know, because for the first time in a while, Ohio State doesn't have a proven quarterback going into the season. Who is going to be the quarterback, and would you have rather had them go after, like, a proven quarterback, like Sam Hartman or Spencer Sanders or something like that? I mean, here's the problem. When you start getting in the portal i mean portal's got it's a

little bit you know like crack cocaine we get in there we feel good but the next day we may have a little buyer's remorse because and the immediacy that's going to solve your problems like hey man everything that was here don't even worry about that but if i'm a guy who goes to a school and that'd be ohio state you look at the best schools. They haven't built their rosters with all transfers. And once you get established, I mean, you're talking about buying the garnishes for the meal. Like, dude, you want to be able to have your homegrown steak

and most of your stuff. You don't want to make your whole meal a transfer portal because the guys that are there, whether it's their position or not, they're going to say, hey, we're working hard. We're doing everything we can. We're not like AJ and Bobby going out and drinking and maybe knocking side views off cars and random stuff that is outside of the realm of legality.

We're doing everything we should do. We practice hard. We play hard. We go to school. We lift hard. We're good teammates. And now I just watched them bring in another guy who, you know what,

maybe is better right now, but will he be better in three games or six games? Because then you're stunning the growth, especially at big-time programs. You're recruiting four- and five-star dudes. You better be darn sure the guys that you have aren't good because it'll start to erode the culture

of your program if you're always just out there portal shopping and you know you go see Nick Saban brought in Buckner to me that tells me all I need to know about their quarterback situation in the spring like he must be crazy unhappy with it to be able to go bring in a guy now I believe they have five scholarship quarterbacks on the roster to do something like that because it just it'll erode your culture so Kyle McCord I believe will probably be the guy devin brown ended up you know hurting his thumb hit it on a helmet you know throwing at the end of the spring he's a good player maybe he beats them out in the spring but if you have confidence in those dudes you can't tell people in recruiting

hey come here you do everything right and if you deserve to play we're going to get you on the field and then you know just because you haven't played before we're a little nervous like we antsy we're just going to go grab somebody in the portal and like your receivers are looking around like dude i'm going to be a sophomore be a junior next year these guys are all leaving maybe they're just going to go grab a guy over top of me like where does that leave me if i'm a linebacker they you know they i see i'm bringing a quarterback but they brought in a corner and the dudes who I came in with who should be playing, now they're not.

So there's a lot of negative repercussions, guys. It's like I said, that hit of crack cocaine. It was really good. But then all of a sudden, you may be like Pulp Fiction and Uma Thurman

wake up with that adrenaline needle in your chest and you've got a lot of questions to answer. Yep. Hopefully Travolta's there to get you going again. Amen. Also, Kyle McCord is high school quarterback of Marvin Harrison Jr.,

correct, Bob? Yeah, him and Marvin played together. His dad actually – I've got a chance to talk to him. He was a huge, big fan of us. That was a big reason why Kyle, I guess, came to Ohio State. He was a big Ohio State fan, even being from Philadelphia. Loved the Buckeyes, and he's a handful. This is how old we're getting, man. He's not that much older than we are.

His dad's probably our age, isn't he? Yeah, I think we overlapped in college. I think he was at Rutgers and we were at Ohio State. That hurt my heart, man, because I still view myself as just out of college, even though I'm almost 40. You look great, Bob. Boston Connor has something. Yeah, General, AJ mentioned it in his intro that you guys

used to have a gator named Jimmy. Can you explain kind of what Jimmy meant to the Ohio State football program and then what also would Jimmy have said about the slander that was going on to C.J. Stroud? Jimmy, if you would have heard the slander of C.J. Stroud,

you probably could have taken him to whoever was throwing that nonsense out there and slid him in the back of their car. He would crawl up like a snake and bit on their ear. Jimmy was mean as hell. You get these little gators and they're so cute and they're nice.

Those things, after a while, they just start hissing. They'd sit there with his mouth open. AJ would mess with it. They're quick, though. And their mouth... He was bigger than that guy. Jimmy was bigger than him. By the end, what did you say, AJ? He was probably a couple, maybe two feet, three feet by the end. I think about 12 or 14 feet before he died.

My memory serves me right. I don't know if he got quite that big. Maybe about 18 inches. Yeah. I mean, it's the same story you keep telling Laura. I mean, whether it's six or 18. That one's easier. It's Mother's Day coming up.

So, you know, a great Mother's Day. I will tell you this. My brother did a similar thing. He played down at Marshall. And he did a similar thing. They got their version of Jimmy. They called him Irwin after the late, great Steve Irwin. You know, before it went out for him.

And my brother, like, they got him big, dude. He was like four and a half, five feet long. What? They put him in a bathtub? He was in the basement in a swimming pool, like one of the ones you buy at Walmart. That sounds amazing. George was the only one down there who could go up behind him

and grab him and wrestle him around. You know my brother George is like a stinking gorilla. Oh, yeah. He'd be able to grab him. It got to the point, they used to bring them in the weight room. I mean, it was like any given Sunday. Wait, they put them on a leash and walk them around? Yeah.

They tape them up. But then, like, the AD, they're like, dude, this is a liability. You can't bring them in there anymore. And so they had a lot of dudes in Florida that said one day, you know, they're leaving for spring break. He talked to one of the guys who was driving back down to Miami. He's like, dude, we're going to duct tape his mouth shut. We'll put him in the trunk. Leave it night so it doesn't get too hot.

He's like, when you get there, hit that thing with the knife on the side. Once you let him out, just let him run into the Everglades. He's like, I didn't know what else to do with him, man. He's a five-foot alligator living in our basement. I mean, that's a real problem, I guess. That's what we were hoping to have that issue. We wanted Jimmy to have that issue. That's not him, is he, Bob?

No. Is that Irwin? No, that's – you don't want – I tried to That's not him, is he, Bob? No. Is that Irwin? No, that's – you don't want – I tried to get my brother to come drop it in my parents' pond. In your parents' pond? Yeah, that's – yeah, my parents' pond. He goes, dude, if you would have dropped him in there over the summer, he's like – he would have went from like 250 pounds to like 400 pounds just eating fish and ducks or whatever the heck they eat. Kids. He goes, we wouldn't have been able to get him back.

And then he would have froze to death in the winter. So that's a problem, man. We're going to practice, you know, you don't want to be cruel to the animals. You want to save them. You buy them as a little guide. You want to nurture them up and grow them. But eventually you've got to turn them loose, man. If you love something, AJ, you've got to set it free.

I guess that's the case. Bob, what's the rest of the weekend look like for you? What do you got going on? What's on the docket? Oh, this is fantastic. I mean, guys, this is fantastic. I mean, guys, this is really an elite weekend we're going to have. Tomorrow we're going down to Cincinnati.

We've got a couple of soccer games there. Then I get to drive back up, and we were hoping the games were going to be in the morning up in Canton. We have lacrosse games in Canton, because what's a better Mother's Day than that, you know, spending out on the lacrosse field, just sweating your balls off. It's going to be hot. And hoping the games get over early, get back home.

No. We're going to have some games that may be like at noon, like at 145 and a 330 start time. So that will put us back at home probably around 730. So we'll have to find a time at night to really consume some adult beverages, get some pops, hang out, and try to relax because this is not my idea of a relaxing weekend. Speaking of Cincinnati, do you see the Bengals are lobbying to try to get – I know you're a Southwest Ohio guy. They're lobbying to try to get the Black Friday game permanently in Cincinnati.

Oh, no. They want to be the Lions. This just happened. Who has it this year? Have you announced it yet? Jets. Yeah, Jets. Jets Dolphins, right? Okay. They want to be the Lions. This just happened. So who has it this year? Have you announced it yet? Yeah, Jets. Jets Dolphins, right? Okay.

Jets Dolphins. And so the bang was the organization saying, hey, give us that game every year? Yeah. Great idea. They want to host it. And I said, the main point should be is, listen, those guys come in on Thanksgiving. There's not a lot going on. I mean, you could probably get the A-team, arrange the diamonds for them.

They get in there, fly in, relax, enjoy some turkey, get the buffet, get a nice little show the night before the game. Just like our guy. Bob, so Pac-Man's not here right now. Pac-Man knows about diamonds because he played for the Bengals. He wasn't too far away. Do you want to explain to the boys what diamonds might be? Fellas, diamonds is an elite cabaret that looks like you plucked something out of the middle of Vegas and just set it right there in Centerville.

I mean, it's got the finest talent you're going to find. Okay. It's a landmark. When I got this idea, I remember Pac-Man asked me about it. Oh, you're from Centerville. Diamonds, yeah. Uh-huh. Okay.

You know this, AJ. I remember Justin Smith got his DWD coming back, I think, on a Friday night from Diamonds, which is about a nice 50-minute drive at like 2.33 in the morning. Oh, yeah. When I got to Cincy, I had multiple guys asking about Diamonds when they found out I was from Centerville. So, yeah, it's a landmark there. No question. Well, because they knew that you were, you know, your gold platinum card carrying member.

I was hoping to get some sweat. Your wall was on the wall. I was talking about your sweat. I could be in there. Give me some, make some of that money. That dude had an operation going. I know that. He owned everything around that area.

Genius. Absolutely. I mean, you were his main patron. You and Pistol go in there, Father's Day, hang out, watch some dances, relax, come back home. A little Liz Claiborne, a little glitter. I mean, that never hurt anybody, right? Amen.

I mean, like you always said, Bob, make sure you wear your mesh shorts when you go to Diamonds. That's what you always left us with. Bob, thank you so much for your time, buddy. I appreciate you coming on here. Have a great weekend, obviously, for all your games, Bob. Thank you. And listen, I know this is Pat's first Mother's Day weekend. You've got to let him know when you have your first kid, like, you're part of Mother's Day now.

Like, your first one kind of sneaks up on you. It's like a sudden change situation, especially for him, that you just had. So the last thing he wants to do is wake up on Sunday morning empty-handed and like, wait, you're not my mom, but, yeah, you're our kid's mom, so you're the dad. You've got to take care of it. Make sure he's good with that. Oh, yeah.

I'm sure he – yeah, we'll remind him. I'm sure he has already, though. But, Bob, thanks, man. We really appreciate it. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. General Robert Carpenter. Yeah! What's up? So he said McCord's going to be the starting quarterback at Ohio State.

Yeah, breaking news. Or he said probably. Marvin Harrison Jr. is going to have 2,000 targets this season. And the Bengals. Amazon basically told the Bengals that New York is by far the biggest market on Black Friday. So we're going to have the game there. This year, though. But couldn't they do it next year? No, it feels as though the Jets aren't going to be the Lions of this game.

They should be. Why not? Yeah, it makes sense. New York City. I like tradition. Jersey. And plus, you know, he mentioned being able to go to the strip club you love, but what about going to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

as a visiting team every single year? Yeah. You think the visiting team is going to do that? Yeah, probably. Absolutely. Strap diapers on and go stand there for for 12 hours? Big old Charlie Brown. Yep. That thing still happens, huh? Oh, yeah. That's like a staple.

People love it. There's all these performances. I always like to watch the performances on that. Isn't there a Christmas parade, too, down there? I assume so. I was highly lip-syncing. It's not a Thanksgiving Day parade, but there's a Christmas one? I don't know. I think there's a Christmas parade. There's SantaCon.

What's that? True. SantaCon. Comic-Con? Yeah. No, everyone dresses up like Santa, goes on bar crawls. There's always multiple Santa fights. So is old buddy, the wrestler, do that, who's a professional Santa?

Mickey Rourke? Not Mickey Rourke. Who's the professional Santa? You know who I'm talking about. Otis? Socko. Billy Bob Thornton? Oh, fucking Mick Foley.

Mick Foley. Oh. One of the most famous wrestlers of all time. He is a huge Santa. I think he has a Santa book. He plays Santa all the time. He always dresses up as Santa. That would make sense for him to go, but this is thousands and thousands of people. WWF superstar Mick Foley?

Yes. Look him up. I'm sure there's pictures of him. He loves Santa. I've seen him do interviews in his Santa costume. I don't think they have a Christmas parade. Christmas in New York is pretty sweet sweet it's beautiful i would home alone yep your president rock fellar center never been there we didn't know we went my daughter's birthday's in december we went last year two years ago to chicago around her birthday and that was a great time oh yeah chicago around christmas they figured out yeah what did the mag mile big digs the

st pittsburgh Pittsburgh is much better? No, I was saying New York. Yeah, New York's is legit. Chicago was legit, though. Yeah, Chicago's a lot better because there's no trash on the street. See, I've never thought there is trash on the New York streets. And Chicago, you're saying? Oh, yeah.

Oh, we keep it in our alleys like we're Americans. Yeah, like grown adults. I will say I don't understand the warm weather climates for Christmas. I would struggle. I hate it. But like Florida kids would go, yeah, well, you idiots open your presents and you got to go sit inside and you can't.

We get to go actually play with what we get. Yeah, I always wish for snow, though. Always. Usually the gifts you're getting are snow related. Or even if it's not, you don't care about the cold. You're going to go fly whatever or drive your little remote-controlled car. I don't know. Unless it's the year 96 and you get an N64 and you stay inside the whole time and fucking jam out.

So it's great. It doesn't matter where you were, Zeke. Yeah, 96 was fun. Well, and that's how it is now, like if you think about it. Like for kids now now they want the new system or the new fort might fortnight skin yeah but the warm weather christmas feels weird anytime i've been anywhere warm around christmas and there's christmas lights up and you're walking around this is awkward wearing shorts probably so sweaty december 20 so sweaty too oh have you

guys never traveled on christmas before no travel around never on Christmas. Is that why? Yes. We did Christmas Eve one year Massachusetts left Christmas Day. It was awesome. It honestly is the perfect experience travel-wise. I'm guessing Christmas Eve sucks. The day after Christmas is probably a really bad day to travel.

Oh, yeah. What's the worst day of the year to travel? Maybe the day before Thanksgiving. That's the biggest night to go out to bars, yeah. What's the worst day of the year to travel? Probably maybe the day before Thanksgiving. Probably not great either. July 5th. That's the biggest night to go out to bars, though. Yeah. July 5th or 6th, usually not easy.

Yeah. Depending on where you are. MWD, maybe the Friday or the Thursday before MWD. What's MWD again? Memorial Day. Coming up. MWD? Yeah, MDW, but...

You understand what he means. When will that be? When's that? What's the day? It's always the M-D-W. You understand. When will that be? Always the last two weeks. Two weeks from Monday. What did Tom Brady do with this situation? The Las Vegas Raiders. Yeah, I also had questions about that.

He's trying to be a minority owner. He wants to be a minority owner. He says it wouldn't mess up his deal with Fox, but we heard, remember there was a rumor earlier that Tom may back out of his Fox deal. But he said that was untrue. Okay. Well, of course, even if he does back out,

you don't want to let him know now. But NFL legend Tom Brady is in deep discussions to become a limited partner of the Las Vegas Raiders. Sources tell ESPN Seth Wickersham and me, Adam Schefter, potentially his second foray into a partnership with Raiders owner Mark Davis on a professional sports franchise in less than two months. Is this allowed?

He hates Wickersham, doesn't he? Yeah, isn't Wickersham the guy that wrote all those hit pieces on the Patriots? On the Patriots, not on Tom Brady. Oh, not on Tom Brady? He got all of his info from Tom. Yeah, he likes Tom Brady. Oh, didn't he have a book? Yes.

Yes. What was some of the stuff he reported on? About Tom and Bill, right? Yeah, he's the one. He doesn't like Seth Wickersham, but a lot of the times when Seth Wickersham does report on day-to-day stuff like this, he knows. He's got his sources. Tom wanted to be an owner of the Dolphins.

So he just wants to be in anywhere. He just wants to own a team, part of a team, no matter where? A team in a certain city because he also tried to go to the Raiders, which we do know. Why does he like Vegas so much? Because Vegas is awesome. Who doesn't love Vegas? But didn't they say he lives in Miami where his kids are? Yeah, he does. But he wants to own... I think he has a plane. Yeah, he does have a plane. Still pretty

far flight. I think Vegas is growing exponentially. I mean, yeah. I hear the stadium's amazing. Have you guys been in? They're getting a baseball team? I've not been inside it. Yeah, the baseball stadium is going to be on the strip. Wait, so they're 100% a team's coming? Yeah. Oh, my bad.

Yeah, that's right. When are they going to be there, though? A couple years. Yeah, probably 2020. That's why there's 12 people that go to A's games now? Yes. And they're getting a basketball team. That's inevitable.

They absolutely should have that. They should have everything. They should have a professional lacrosse team. They should have a professional soccer team. Do they? They should have everything. I don't know if they're as keen on getting into those two markets just because of... Why not, though?

They offer everything. You can be like, hey, we have everything you could ever possibly want. I think it's because they have the biggest franchise in the NHL, and they really don't want to take away too much from that aspect. Who's their star player there? It's fucking Stoner, okay? How are they doing? How are they doing?

I didn't check my sheet. They played tonight. What's the series? 2-2. 2-2. Like I mentioned when we were talking about it earlier in the week, every single game has been a blowout. So they got blown out in Edmonton. So it's their turn to blow out.

Bingo. Well, fingers crossed. You would think. Stoner, Jackie Aces, and the boys really need to show up tonight. We got a couple guys suspended from each side. For what? A little tussle towards the end of the game. Oh, they got suspended for that?

Yeah, big time slash on Leon Dreisaitl. Petrazio got suspended? Petrazio got suspended for tonight's game. You ask me, that's just a couple boys playing hockey. Of course, Edmonton wanted to bitch and moan about it, but what are you going to do? I think the boys will be ready tonight. We're back home in the toughest barn in the NHL.

Who's ringing the horn? I don't know. David Blaine rang the horn last time. If we could get Carrot Top in there to sound the siren, that would be huge. So much positive energy. If Carrot Top is in there. Maybe Wayne Newton. He's still doing it?

Yeah. Is he still performing? He's still doing it. What if everyone in the Rat Pack came and fucking sounded like her? That would be really cool. They're all alive. Yeah. That'd be sweet.

Copperfield? Copperfield could be a guy. He's still performing. Yeah. Pat went to his show. Yeah. With the Blue Alien. What about U2?

Bono's up there. Is Chris out of the hospital yet? Wait, do they have a residency in Vegas? I thought they got that Sphere thing. Is that theirs? I just watched them take a tour of it. Yeah, it's crazy. Wait, what is he, like 48 now? Doesn't look a that sphere thing. Is that theirs? I just watched them take a tour of it. Yeah, it's crazy. Wayne Newton. What is he, like 48 now?

Doesn't look a day over 50. He doesn't. Look at that gold mic. I think he's 83. How big is he? Because he makes that microphone look tiny. He's like 6'9", I think. He's like David Baker. He's David Baker's brother. Holy smokes. They are family. Him and David Baker cut from the same cloth. I mean, they look like it. look like Wayne Baker Newton is his full name

Oh my goodness there's so many connections I learned from you Thank you guys for opening my eyes to all this stuff Have you ever seen his house There's like a tour of that He had like gigantic animals everywhere It's like a ranch He has like a massive horse farm Anyone who's seen Vegas Vacation has seen his house

Yes I watched him do something. Maybe it was MTV Cribs back when Cribs was a thing. He might have let him in. He was neighbors with Mike Tyson. Was he? When Mike had the Tigers out there? That was in Vegas? Where's Mike living now? LA? Everywhere. He's in the weed game big time.

Oh yeah? He's awesome. He's made a full... I would have liked to go see his one-man show he did. I watched it on HBO. That's Waino's backyard. Is it really? Mano Travolta has a similar situation. That's insane.

Does he have a runway right there? I can imagine. No, you can see that that is just like a little – I mean, it doesn't have – like, I don't think that plane is operational. No, there's no – No, I think that's how he gets in and out. It better be a fly-in-and-out neighborhood or not. I don't know. How do they back that plane?

Yeah, how do they get that out of there, Zeke? Wayne's actually an accomplished pilot, so... Oh, I figured that. It looks like... Is this Graceland? I know Elvis had one of his planes like this at Graceland. Planes are on a Z-turn situation. They can maneuver pretty much everywhere. I got a John Deere 60-inch zero-turn. It's going to have to have those capabilities here. Do you really? 42-inch.

Nice. You've been mowing a lot? Tony's isn't a deer, though. What are you doing? What are you driving? What's your rig? Kubota? I got a lot of different colors. Is it electric? Huh? Yep. You sounded like somebody yesterday. Answer the question. It's gas.

Okay. What color is it? At least you got something right. It's red. It's not a Kubota. So what is it? It's a... It's a Toro. Oh. Oh, wow. Is it a zero turn?

Yeah. Okay. Toro makes solid machinery. Yeah, they do. More like a no turn. Dogging them, but I doubt the price is much different if you would have chosen a John Deere. I didn't want to steal everyone else's fucking shine. No, but that's a team thing.

What's that mean? What do you mean? You don't want to use the superior product exactly well you want to give it he wants some adversity he wants to have to overcome some adversity that's how you are i already broke down the other day who never has what wait where's the video i know the video of zeke driving his mower over to whose house was that yes with the narco timmy trumpets behind awesome how far away do you guys live? Two.

Two. Two. A block and a half. How fun would it be to look out your window and see Zeke just rolling down the street with his sweet riding mower? I'd run outside. Is there anything better than riding a Z-turn fucking out in the yard? Oh, put some headphones in.

A couple nights ago, yeah. I went out there and got some work done. You're just rolling around the neighborhood in that thing. I would. I give people rides if they need to. Stand in the front nights ago. Yeah, I went out there and got some work done. You were just rolling around the neighborhood in that thing. I would. I give people rides if they need to. Stand in the front. Yeah. Give you a ride. I plow snow with it. I took my plow off. But yeah. I mean, that's just smart business. Yeah, I got

chains on my tires. I spin and slide down the icy driveways and almost go into ponds and stuff. That's dangerous. It can be. I lost it for two days in my yard one time. It slid down this embankment and luckily hit the fence before it went into my brother- stuff. That's dangerous. It can be. I lost it for two days in my yard one time. It slid down this embankment and luckily hit the fence before it went into my brother-in-law's pond. So, it took me a couple days to get... My truck

couldn't get it. Get Chopper's truck to get it. We yanked that sucker out. Yeah, I put a tarp over it overnight and snowed all over that thing. It works great. It's John Deere. You know that. You know better than anybody, right? Yeah. Uh-oh, Nick's out here. Is he coming to punch somebody? Something's going on.

He's an ISP. Oh, yeah. I know he didn't want me to make such a big deal about it, but I figured we would. Hey, next week's PGA Championship, right? Next week in, where was it again? Rochester? Rochester.

That's that caller we had yesterday? Oak Hill. Yep. I'm picking right now. I'm going to make a selection. I say John Rahm wins. Back to back? Yeah. Do you think he's going to win the Grand Slam this year? The Tiger Slam? No. The career Grand Slam? What has he won so far? He's won an

Open and a Masters. The Tiger Slam is the only one to do it all in one year, right? Correct. To have the Grand Slam in your whole career is a gigantic thing. How many people have it? Three or four.

Probably Jack. Tiger. Arnie. Sam Snead. It has to be Arnie, right? Yeah, for sure. Gary Player? Probably.

Tom Watson, I think. Ben Hogan. Are you sure? I believe so. Pat Perez? No. Tom Watson, I think. Ben Hogan. Are you sure? I mean, I believe so. Pat Perez? No. I think Joel Dahman. He's on live.

He's close. Joel Dahman. How's he doing? Old Tom Morris. Is that commercial? There's five men. Tell me. Nicholas, Woods, Hogan.

Obviously. Gary Player and fucking Gene Sarazen. Gene Sarazen? Yeah. Matt Sarazen's father. Yeah. Who fucking Gene Sarazin. Gene Sarazin? Yeah. Matt Sarazin's father. Yeah. Who's Matt Sarazin? Scotty is playing very well.

By the way, he is currently the leader in this week's tournament. Yeah. Well, I saw something pop up. He was on fire through like seven or eight. What's he at? He's through two rounds, 14 under. Through two rounds? Yeah.

So the winner's going to be like 33 under? This is like the, I thought I saw like the second easiest course on tour this year. Because it's a TPC, I believe. Really? Where is it? For the majors, they're doing an easy course? No, no, next week's the major. Okay, good.

This weekend. They're in Texas, McKinney, Texas. What about Jordan Spieth? He's actually played well. Is he out? Last week he hurt his wrist, I believe. So I don't know if he's playing next week or not. He has not withdrawn from next week yet.

Tiger's the only one. You know what's weird is Bryson DeChambeau, he was everywhere, and now he's on live, right? Yeah, and I have not seen him. I haven't either. What is it? I don't think he's doing very well over there either. Even if you went over there, though, like I know Brooks won over there,

but you've got to go kind of find it. You've got to go seek that out. Yeah, it turns out once you go to live and get paid a bunch of money, you don't actually try golf anymore. Well, you might be trying, but maybe it's just crazy. Maybe there's more to golf than just hitting it 350 off the tee and thinking that's going to just win you over. I think he slimmed back down, too.

Did he? Really. It was probably hard to keep that up. Oh, yes. Hey. Hey. What's up, pal? Here we go. Come on in here. Take your seat. Take your seat. I! What's up, pal? Here we go.

Come on in here. Take your seat. Take your seat. I've been here for a long time. Just a good time. I didn't even see you until right at the last minute, man. Boys, how we doing? There's a nice lull in the show. I'm glad you showed up. No, there was no lull. I've been listening. Now, I will say beginning of the show, for you guys to start

at 32 on that USA Today social media ranking thing, I have never been more frustrated watching a show in my life. You guys breaking down. You did not. You didn't even get to. I was so mad. We showed the two that matter.

I was sitting there with my beautiful baby in the living room watching a show has become the norm. You guys do a great job. Well, sounds like we don't. I was so mad. I'm like, who gives a fuck about 32 to 20 to 10? Let's get right up to the top here and start doing this whole thing because you guys didn't even get a chance to dive into a lot of the kind of good ones because you were talking about the fucking shitty social media teams for 20 minutes.

That's true. I want to let you know, other than that, you guys have been batting 1,000, baby. Hell yeah. So not 1,000. Next year. Other than that, I said, you're batting 1,000. I mean, all words matter. But the whole –

Can't all be homers. I had to go to the pharmacy right down the road and not ready. Oh, it's not. Classic. Hey, let me go see what the boys got going on. Man. How are you doing, AJ? You've been crushing it over here.

Yeah, yeah. How are you doing? Sports is good. You know, sports is good. Sports is good. Very good. Sports! I wonder if I should file a defamation lawsuit now for the people that said I apologized.

Because there's a lot of news and networks that are framing this as, since I apologized, the thing happened. It's like, well, that's libel, slander. That is not what happened at all. I got people telling me, you caved like a little bitch or whatever. It's like, I don't know. I feel like we had a good deal for both sides. Yeah.

Good deal. We're past it. We're moving on. Absolutely. We're doing the sports, but like Fortune magazine, which I guess is a magazine. I don't know. I guess it's a thing. I might sue them for defamation of character.

Might have to. There's people that were quote tweeting the video we put out and then saying, like news stations, journalists. Yeah, because he – Because they probably didn't even watch it, but they assumed that you wouldn't care. They assumed that apologizing wouldn't be a big deal. That's what I'm facing.

Yeah, but that's completely wrong. That's what I'm saying. He tweeted it as well. They're completely wrong. It's completely wrong how they. He tweeted it as well. They're completely wrong. It's completely wrong how they're thinking about it. I'm trying to put myself in their shoes where they're like, well, what do you mean? They're news people, though.

That was a – Attention to detail. They should. That was an interesting thing. But I am pumped, dude. Loving life. Fucking enjoying it. Schedule release night is always a fun night.

I enjoy the internet whenever that takes place. Shout out to the Chargers. Give them a little love. Yeah. Shout out to the Browns, too, putting us in there, I guess. With the Miz. Who wrote that? I assume the Miz. Good question. I don't know if the Miz had time to write it. I mean,

nice graphics. It made me look pretty properly jogged. Hairsweet. Good hair day. Nice beard. Good beard. The one-trick pony, I guess you had to have a horse joke in there because we are the Colts. I appreciate that. I appreciate that little one-trick pony. I guess you had to have a horse joke in there because we are the Colts. I appreciate that. Yeah. I appreciate that little one-trick pony.

What's your one trick, though? What does that even mean? I don't know. I got like 15 jobs or something. That's what I don't understand. But I do appreciate that they even had us in there. And Brownie's leg drop, brother. Oh, baby.

Top notch. Yeah, so good. So I enjoy it. I think it's good internet. Oh, yeah. Every time these schedules are released, I was pumped up. That's why when you guys were starting at 32, I'm like, you guys are gifting these horrible, trash social media things.

So next year, because we know next year they're going to have to make an effort. No, they're not, though. That's why we should not give them. This has been like five years now. This has become like the... Is it that long? Yeah, because you guys were talking earlier. I heard you guys chatting like, oh, so it's going to get even bigger next year.

It's like, no, we're already at the point where the social media teams are told, I think, by the NFL, like, hey, let's make these creative. Let's make these fun. Bulletin board material, I don't think they're at that point where that's even a thing anymore. It's like, hey, just make whatever you have to make because they're trying to build this up as

something because there's a lot of cool storylines that are coming out of this thing. I mean, the fact that the Jets and the Bills on September 11th in the shadows of New York City in New Jersey is kicking off Monday Night Football, that's a massive storyline. The Black Friday game, the Bengals saying, hey,

we'll do it, and they're like, actually, that was a bad decision, I think. Joe Burrow, Black Friday, for at least the next 10 years? Yeah. That feels like a deal I would make. If they know it's recurring every year, they look forward to it. It becomes like a whole week-long thing.

And Cincinnati probably has like a parade the way Cincinnati does. Yeah. Remember opening, for the longest time, the Reds had opening day when it came to baseball. And like Pac-Man said, remember we showed a picture from Cincinnati opening day this year. The two stadiums are there, and it's full of people. And the Reds suck. Exactly. Like really bad. For the Bengals, they would go ballistic it's full of people. And the Reds suck. Exactly. Like, really bad.

For the Bengals, they would go ballistic. Yeah, if that was, like, a Bengals thing. Yes. It'd be a week-long celebration. That's what I'm saying. I think, like, the Cincinnati people. So I think that was kind of a miss. I think that was kind of a miss.

But all those storylines, you know, kind of develop over this whole thing. And I respect and appreciate the fact that people put time into it to make it entertaining. But it does expose it. There's some real crop people in some positions in the NFL that have social media degrees, I'd assume, that kind of got them in the spots that they're in. And hopefully the people that are watching go like,

oh, that Titans one was fucking awesome. Now, I guess they took a concept from somebody else. Well, welcome to the internet. But also, that was beautiful. Then whenever you talk about what the Chargers have done year in, year out, I think you guys chatted about the amount of money that was beautiful then whenever you talk about what the chargers have done year in year out i think you guys chatted about the amount of money that had to be yeah yeah so uh we actually found out it's all done in-house unbelievable yeah amount of time then does that was spent no no other team has the people to do that in-house i would imagine i

would assume that's one guy in there one girl in there that was just an editor. Came in as an editor and then taught him or herself how to animate and then kind of moved on. Whoever it is, you're an absolute weapon. You are so good. And you're going to have a job forever. I don't even know if that person knows the amount of money it costs for 60 seconds of animation

and the amount of time to get that. We've looked into it numerous times. We've tried to have numerous cartoons. Like, hey, let's do this. Let's do this. We want to say stuff, but we don't want to actually say it. Let's put it through cartoons like other people do. Also, Jeff Dunham with the puppet.

This thing saying it, not me. The cartoon saying it, not us. It is so expensive. That's why I thought it was so much. The fact that the Chargers have someone sitting in-house doing all this, the amount of time, effort, and talent that takes is impressive. And I assume they're not going to have that guy for long or girl for long. That's what we were saying, too.

It's not all on the surface, either. If you go back and look at the screenshots of every video, the attention to detail and the callback jokes that they have in every single one of these, it's insane. How do you feel about them having my shoulders broader than yours? I've been doing push-ups, though, every night. I'm okay with it. How do you feel about them having my shoulders broader than yours? I've been doing push-ups, though, every now and then. Yeah, I'm okay with it. How did you feel about the chin beard?

What's that, for me? For, yeah, here. Yeah, they gave me a little bit of, like, a Guy Fieri, right? Is that Guy? Yeah, that is a Guy. There it is. Is that a Guy Fieri? Well, that's a compliment, then.

Bingo. Huge compliment. Actually made me think to myself, might run with it. Yeah, you should do that. Maybe that's the next me. You know, haven't had a haircut or shave in a while.

Starting to look like a real dad there. But I thank the NFL social media teams for what they did last night. And then also the ones that realize that yours is terrible, like maybe step away from the NFL. Not everybody's supposed to be in the NFL. You know,

like maybe, maybe go down to the minor leagues. Maybe go down to college or something like that. Get yourself better. Boom. Then you're back in the game because that's a big time deal last night.

I enjoyed the fuck out of it. Just like I've enjoyed watching you guys. You need to know that. You motherfuckers are very talented. Very fun to watch. How do you feel about the Thursday night slate being significantly better than what it was last year? Bears got two. Steelers got two. I think that's it, right? I believe those are the only two.

That's awesome for those two teams. Didn't we last year think, though, like when it came out, we had Herbie on, we're like, Herbie, this is a great fucking season. Yeah, true. Yeah, that's the issue with Thursday, though, because it's difficult to flex Thursday, even though that's what they want to do next. Right.

So the first step here was not everybody gets Thursday night game, okay? This isn't NFL Network doing this and then simulcasting on fox and fox isn't paying as premium of a dollar as anybody else would be to have an nfl game it's like amazon's paying fucking top dollar and their games are absolutely terrible so we knew that they're gonna have to change something so the throwaway here's your primetime game because you're an nfl team on a Thursday night is gone, which I think is good for the fan experience. Sucks for the Colts. Tough for the Colts. Bro, the Colts don't have a primetime game.

Yeah, and those four teams are tough. What's with the escalator? Well, that's the thing. I sent a text to Pete Ward. I said, hey, I'd like a 3% discount because there's no primetime game. For sure. And I know we listened to, like a lot of people in here said, 1 o'clock games

are awesome noon games in green bay are awesome because you're done 3 30 you get to enjoy the night i agree as a player completely as somebody that's like likes to watch all the games your team in prime time it is nice it is nice all the stories too they do behind the scenes story like prime time games bring like so many other things alongside of it like storylines from your team spotlights on your team things that you need to know about your team you can kind of learn about the nfl teams through the primetime games that's why like a team having a primetime game every year was so nice because we got to learn about the gm the signings the trades the stories because they have to fill time on these kickoff shows for these problems. Colts ain't got shit.

I mean, that is... How pissed is Ursa? He's got, like, if you're an owner and you see you have zero, you got to be so mad. So this, I think about this with... Detroit has four. What is it? Yeah, Detroit has four. Jordan Love has got five.

Yeah, Green Bay has five. Yeah, it's because the Packers fans are so fucking everywhere, and Jordan Love might be a dog. It sounds like he's going to be... His voice is deep. Good. Sounds like he's going to be... I'm a big fan of what we've been seeing.

Yeah, you're right. He's got some bass in his voice. Right. I agree completely. But whenever you, Pandora used to be a thing, Spotify's really started to just kind of. Wash over it. I mean, just completely.

The DJ, the feature that they put on Spotify, they didn't even figure that out. My DJ is terrible. The enhanced shuffle that they put on Spotify, they need to figure that out. My DJ is terrible. The enhanced shuffle. What is that part? I haven't used that part. So it's supposed to be like Pandora almost. I think it's supposed to be like a channel that introduces,

because the AI understands the songs that you've played a lot of and have a lot on your playlist, will introduce you new music, which I think is a good thing. But the DJ is fucking terrible. At least my DJ, terrible. This guy. Was he introduced in new music

because new music stinks yeah no it's like i think new music not bad if they find the right one but it's few and far between and some of them are old so some of the stuff like i've had the dj enhanced shuffle and some of them aren't even like newer songs it's just song play me the hits similar well yeah that's what it's supposed to do which is what pandora was yeah which takes you back to this point like i always wondered if you're a pan like an artist and you listen to your pandora station and they put like other artists on your station that like are terrible yeah and you're like i'm like this this is my yeah because it's supposed to be like like-minded you know what i mean it's supposed to be like what is similar to this artist that's why if you were an artist and you're listening

to your pandora and it's like why is that that human on my channel? Why am I being compared to that person? That's what Jim Rosé's got to be doing. The other teams that are in there, Houston, Atlanta, Arizona, Indy, we ain't supposed to be in that conversation right now. And if you're those other teams, you're not fucking thrilled about it either. Houston, I think we expect. Atlanta, Artie Smith is going to use this mode. Oh, yeah.

One million percent. Arizona, they paid a quarterback and they have no primetime games. That is an abnormality. It's brutal. Because the NFL doesn't even want Kyler on primetime. That's an interesting... Who starts for them until he gets healthy again?

Do we know? Colt, maybe? Trace McSorley. Is that really what... Is Colt McCoy still there? He's in New England now. So he's back by end of season though, right? Is this a we don't know thing? It was late this year when he tore it. It was actually the Monday Christmas party that we had here. At least half the season probably, right?

Yeah, but you would think towards his comeback projected game, like three weeks in. It doesn't make sense. They don't even have him on prime time at the end of the season. Like that, Donnie, you didn't even – We don't know. They think they're just going to be like two and – They have the lead. They're over. Four and a half, I think. Four even need them. We don't know. They think they're just going to be like two and over.

Four and a half, I think. Four and a half. Now that. And you paid a quarterback. Yeah, that's tough. That's scary. Boom, brand new coach. Is DeHop still there?

Pew, pew. Shots, shots. You know what I mean? Hollywood Brown. That was certainly something to find out about the Colts. Washington Commanders had more prime time. Their fans are huge. And Tuddy the Pig had a fucking.

Cleveland had a night. Oscar performance. What does Jim Irsay think when he sees Cleveland having two? I mean, man. I think right now what Jim Irsay is thinking is we're a long way from two Super Bowls in six years. No, we're not. This is where you're under the radar, and you just quietly go about your business, and boom, you go flying into the playoffs.

I wish we could put a line on this side, same color as that blue one on that side. Yeah. Because that would just be a fucking ladder, pal. And that's what the Colts are about to do. We are just climbing right up that ladder with Anthony Richardson. Yeah. You see, he was cleaning dishes in the. That's right.

He's a good guy. He's a good guy, yeah. Colts put out an eight-minute video, okay? Okay. Everyone watched. Social media. I love the Colts social media department they're very nice to me they've given me gifts we get along very well if you watched five minutes you

would have got it and loved it okay yes but i don't know if anybody was doing that five minutes on twitter i will say though deforest buckner grover they ate the schedule and had to guess what teams it was with what food it was. Ooh. Good idea. Fantastic concept. Yeah. But it was a slow burn a little bit. Right.

Like, I think Colts fans watch this, love this. Like, for instance, I fell in love with Grover. This guy is awesome. I wish I was on a team with this man. You can just tell by the way he acts. He has never had a bad day in his life. Okay? He has never had a bad day in his life.

But it's eight minutes and 20 seconds long or something. Nine minutes and 30 seconds long. That's a long one. We thought the Jags. Did you watch the Jags one? I did. I saw the script writer. And I didn't make it all the way to the end.

But I did appreciate the amount of effort they gave. And I appreciate this whole thing. Because the chef, whose name is Pat, got a little bit of a shine as well. Bears did a little spinoff on the show from Chicago. It was quick, too. It was like three minutes. Yeah. Office.

You guys are big Offices fans. You Office fan? They tried. Oh, yeah. You're on set. Yeah, that's right. The Denver one with Baumgartner. It was a good effort.

I didn't need more actors. USA Lace, a tough one. Wait, it was Baumgartner. Baumgartner did the Denver one? No. No, you were on set with Baumgartner. Yeah, what did you say about Denver, though? Denver did an office episode with Peyton Bain and

Michael Scott. Angela was in it. Baumgartner actually did last year's Green Bay announcement. He was in it. People hated that one. Did they? That woman was in the office. She was. She was part of the party planning committee. They had the Bronco spill chili.

So this was an episode? Yeah. This was a reenactment. Is he Michael Scott? Peyton Michael? Yes. Okay. What would you, like, say you were a player and you hated your team's...

Social media squad? Social media squad. Well, that happened. I mean, me with the votes for a bit. Did you tweet like, hey, at Colts, this is the worst piece of shit announcement? Oh, yeah, you're talking about Bakhtiari? Yeah. Did Jason come back at him, the PR guy?

He did respond to him. He responded. I don't think he came back. He probably responded on Twitter, and then he called him or texted him. All right, bud. We paid a social media director. Okay, these people are supposed to be more creative than I am. It's not my job. My job is to make sure everybody's there. All right, bud. We paid a social media director. Okay, these people are supposed to be more creative than I am. It's not my job.

My job is to make sure everybody's there. That's the answer. And I only know that because Conte had to do the answer. At least the Packers, there's some teams that didn't try at all. The Packers at least tried with the infomercial thing. It just wasn't the best. It wasn't that great. You know, big deal.

The Patriots tried, and they spent a bunch of time and money. Yeah, Patriots tried. So, Bach was right, you're saying? I didn't watch the Packers one? No, I mean, I don't know why. Like, who cares? You know, I don't know why. Bach's probably talking shit to that guy, then.

That's not to me. Jason. Yeah, he's just talking shit to that guy. Yeah, Jason's a good dude. Yeah, but he's been talking a lot of shit about the Packers, seemingly, in the last couple weeks. Has he? He's talking about on that bus where he said the Packers would. Them.

Them. They. They. He was talking about the front office, bro. He was. I know. He was. And he's riding in that golf cart with somebody who potentially did not have the best relationship. They. They. He was talking about the front office, bro. He was. I know. He was. And he's riding in that golf cart with somebody who potentially did not have the best relationship.

True. With the front office. Yeah. True. So that type of stuff can osmosi. Yeah. Which is a. That's a great use of that.

Osmosi. I'm going to steal it. That is. Please give me credit. I give you a lot of credit. I'm still trying to figure it out. I don't know if it's an actual word. It doesn't matter.

It is now. You did it. But yes, I appreciate that Bakhtiari went public with it. I liked that he was just stirring the pot. More players will probably get involved as time goes. Yeah. Don't you think? Like you say, DeForest, they have them.

I would imagine more players will start to get involved. Last year, the Bills did everybody. Really? Yeah, I think it was Dawson Knox, Josh Allen, Stephon Diggs. I think Jordan Poyer was in it, and they were eating wings all messy. I don't know if you guys remember it. I think the Colts, towards the end of my run there, got a new social media person, Amber.

She's talented. She is a talent. She has a team now. She's a fucking boss now. She has a full team. Fresh out of college, she had a social media degree. I obviously had a bunch of questions. How's this whole thing she was awesome i think she was awesome because she's like a good executive like she talks like to the players like so she has a

relationship with everybody yeah so whenever they're pitching ideas it's not just coming from some you know stooge that threw a bad horrible throw on Twitter my first day of practice. Bingo. You know what I mean? I think managing the relationship is almost the biggest part of whether or not players will buy in. Do you agree with that? Absolutely. Because, yeah, if you have a relationship with them,

you talk to them day to day, you know what you could bring them, what they'd be open to doing. Normally, if you don't know the person, hey, this is what I want you to say, this is what we're going to do, 99% of the time it's going to be terrible. The players are going to be like i'm absolutely not doing well and also like for shoot we all know this especially in the nfl world that we cover like if you win it covers up everything else that chargers team they can ask the players anything yeah because

the players have trust like yeah this is going to be good shit they get you know i mean so maybe they don't have to be as good relationship-wise because their talent is good enough where the players are like, these fuckers are good. Everybody says they're good. They respect them. The players respect them. They respect what they do.

And like Dak with the Cowboys last year, which the Chargers referenced, like that was the whole Cowboys content and hitting them where he's reading the article in that video like Dak throws two picks to lose the game for the Cowboys. From the Cowboys social media. Yes. You saw Stephen A over there? I didn't see Stephen A over there.

I did not either until it got popped up. Stephen A was obviously on first take today. He had NBA countdown last night, I do believe. He looked a bit exhausted, but he's still Stephen A, so if you can get Stephen A on TV, you fucking put Stephen A on TV. He was so adamant that this was a bus and a train. And RG3 came on and said, yeah, RG3 tried to

slip in. They're like, yeah, that was a bus. They threw him under the bus, not a train. Stephen A was adamant that it was a train. And he was the conductor of the train. Is this still a train? He just wanted to be a conductor. Yeah, a conductor. It was awesome. What's the rear view say?

Bath energy. What's the rear view say? Yeah, I don't know. Bath energy? What is that? Big-ass fucking energy. Complimenting the Cowboys? I don't know. See, that's how good this Chargers thing is, though. They're referencing stuff, and we're trying to figure it out.

I love that train. That's a beautiful train. It is, but I love it. I love the rear view mirrors in that train. I really enjoyed that Stephen A was a part of that. They really did well. And once got rear view mirrors in that train. I really enjoyed that Stephen A was a part of that. Like, they really did well. And once again, can't stress this enough. Whoever the animator was that did this is not going to be in the Chargers social media game for long.

Price went up. It's going to be gone. Yeah. That NIL deal is huge now. He or she is going to be gone soon. So let's enjoy this for what it was. I assume they're going to have to come up with another concept next year. Yep.

And I'll be excited to see what they do. I can't remember. Did they do the cartoon last year? Yes. Back to back. Yeah. This is season two. I don't know how Cuz didn't get hired.

By DreamWorks or somebody like that? Anybody. Spielberg? Literally anybody. Yeah, by us. Yeah. Well, we wouldn't pay him more than Chargers. Ah!

Ah! Never know. Yeah. Rookie contract for that animator. Yeah. That'd be so funny next year. You just have anime commercials, like cartoons. And just contract for that animator. That would be so funny next year to just have anime cartoons. And just old Chargers being nuts.

Did they say how long it took? I'm not going to ask if you want. Didn't sleep for four months. I was just going to say, yeah. Start working on it after the Super Bowl. To come up with all that, to draw that and animate it, I don't know.

How much work is that? I actually have zero idea. Ask Dirty. I've never tried to animate. It's so overwhelming to even think about putting that together. Dirty would be the person to ask for it. I've tried to animate, and that shit takes forever. I've animated it.

To be able to put all of that together is a lot. It's frame by frame, and then you've got to do a bunch of scenery in the background. It's a lot of work. Yeah, it's literally every time. It's like those books that you have. Yeah, every movement. And you have to, like, move the person's arm just like a tiny bit. You got to do that, like, digitally, right?

You got to have programs to do that digitally now? You got to draw it, though. I mean, don't you... You still got to draw everything. Well, AI is coming for your fucking ass. Yeah, right? That's a lot. AI is coming for your ass, Dirty.

Hey, I'll do that in 10 minutes. So you could add, like, skeletons to, like, cartoons where, like, the movement of the arms, and then, like, they have, like, the mouth stuff now that's pretty easy where it just gets syllables, and it does the mouth, but, like, after that, that's still... Yeah, but you gotta correct it.

Exactly. In which there's every single thing, and then also, that is a very cheap version of it. That's a very cheap... No, no, I'm saying that's a super expensive... Oh, yeah. That thing right there. Well, I think it's a beauty of, like, South Park. South Park's a very cheap... No, no, I'm saying that's a super expensive... Oh, yeah. That thing right there. I think it's a beauty

like South Park. South Park does it very cheap and obviously they've been killing it for years, right? Yeah, that's because they do a show in five days. That five days to air thing

is awesome to watch. And they're 25 years in or something still? Yeah, how many... They got a team of like 50 animators, though. Do they do every voice? Yeah.

That's ridiculous. When they first started, they weren't animating. They were actually fucking cutting them out with construction paper and putting them together. A claymation, essentially. Yeah, very early on. They won an award. I forget how many years ago.

They won an award, and they shouted out the animation team, and a whole section of the theater stood up. I hope so. That makes sense. That makes a lot of sense with the way they go about doing it. Remember when they went to, they talked about it. They went to some award show. The Oscars. One of them was wearing a dress and they were both on acid or mushrooms.

They were both wearing dresses, yeah. Tripping balls. LSD before they went or something. He threw a perfect game that night too, just like old Cubs. Yeah, yep. Man. But watching that documentary, what, at five days there, I believe. Yes.

And seeing, I'm watching like, okay, this is a ton of work. And then I see them sprinting to the booth and doing all the voices. I don't think so. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Like right up until the last minute, these dudes are still laying down the voice tracks. I'm like this.

And then classic, just like athletes, I think they send it in. They're like, that's just crop. Yeah. They don't, they just like go into a hole.

They're like, I can't believe we're putting that shit on television. That is the worst show we've ever done. And then probably two days later, they won an award for how great the episode was. As soon as we send this one out, boom, we have to work on the next week's episode. This is the Academy Awards. This is where

Will Smith slapped Chris Armstrong, but the same awards type show. Not that day, but that nice of an event. That's awesome. Good for these guys. This one is the brain. This one is the brain. Yeah, he does most of the voices.

No, he's the... Head writer, too. This one is the brain, because this one had been offered jobs. I've been like, nah, we have a good thing going. I'm going to stick with it. No, thanks. Yeah, he's been offered this. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, right?

Yeah, the skinny one there. They wrote Book of Mormon, too. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. When did they have time for that, to write that? I think it's that one on the left. From the way old Cuz in the middle was talking, which he might have just

been complimenting Cuz on the left in the interview, but he was offered a hilarious amount of money to go do his own thing, and he was like, nah, I'm gonna... This is the... Basically, he was saying massive piece of this whole thing is this guy right here.

And they have created, they're going to be worth a billion. More than a billion. Didn't they just get a massive offer from, was it from Paramount Plus or something? To bring it over? I think that's what it is. It's to make like X amount of movies and shows. And it's like, I thought it was a billion dollars for 10 years. Good for them, man.

Yeah. Good brains. Courageous. Yeah. Absolutely. Some of the things they just send out there is wild. But once again, to our point, we've looked into the animation so we can just send things through these fake humans or

fake puppets. It takes a long time, so congrats to whoever did the Chargers one. You win. You got a can alongside the Titans. Trey Parker and Matt Stone got a $935 million six-year deal in 2021. From? Let me see. Universal?

I forget who it was from. So where does South Park air right now? I think it's HBO Max. Yeah, they also got like $500 million from either HBO Max or someplace. They bought the entire catalog. I just saw it. Who has all their reruns and all that? That's it. It's all part of it. Okay. They get the inventory. I don't know if it entire catalog. I just saw it. Who has all their reruns and all that? It's all part of it. Okay. They get the inventory.

I don't know if it's HBO. I was just searching. It's on HBO for sure. I don't know if... So they would be the one to win. Max or whatever. HBO Max spent $550 million to be the exclusive domestic streaming service of South Park's entire 23... Domestic. Just domestic. So much money whenever you own your trash. So they sold the international to somebody else?

Viacom is who they did the big deal with. Viac to somebody else? They did the big deal with Viacom. Yeah, there it is. Oh, Viacom. Yeah, that's who Viacom owns, Comedy Central. So this is where they still go live. Still on Comedy Central. So live South Park on Paramount, Comedy Central. Library South Park, HBO Max.

I think HBO Max probably won there, depending upon how long it takes to go from live to max. If that's like a week delay, I think you're still good. Well, and then I wonder what the international one was, who they sold it to internationally. That's just domestic. Then he can sell it. Man.

I'll tell you what, owning your shit is a good play. That's definitely the move. That's the way to do it. People get up. People, problem is, do you ever think about that early on? Anyone offer you anything? Oh, yeah.

Almost jump on it? Nah. Never thought about jumping on anything. Smart. Thank you. It's good. Thank you. I appreciate that.

Mostly because... You didn't need to, though. No. Yeah, we were good. I mean, I got real low on funds whenever we were starting this whole thing. Nobody would know. Didn't tell anybody. Real low. We got real low.

And it was like, are we going to be able to make it? And then I started poking around into the old VCs and the equities. Had a couple conversations with a couple people about money and what we could be worth and all that. It's hard to trust anybody via Skype, whatever. But those humans, I've been taught my whole life not to trust so like it is it is hard to be like yeah you guys can just give us money and then tell us what to do like that's a tough thing for me to ever be able to do just naturally but we were close i guess at one point due to desperation potentially and i don't want to go back and kick balls because then it would have been a failure then mike wilbon would have been

right and everybody else would have been right so i can't fucking have that happen so like uh there was a thought but no it feels i'm gonna pretty i feel here we feel very good about where our company is sitting currently oh yeah in the grand landscape of everything you should obviously but let's not get crazy some of those equity firms like like a trillion dollars. They have a lot of money. And if they would like to get rid of some of it, I think we would, as a collective group, think about taking some of it. But we are going to have creative control. And that is just something that is non-negotiable,

which is a funny thing about what I'm being told on the internet right now, apparently, about speculatory reports. Well, most people know nothing, so. Dude, I'm getting messages from people, like heartfelt, real messages, about how I am potentially ruining their lives because I am a sellout.

We haven't even made an announcement yet. Nope. Haven't even made an announcement. I'm like, geez, I appreciate how much everybody cares. We ain't changing. That goes back to the point, though. South Park owns all their shit. Yes.

So they can just make money in perpetuity, I believe, forever. Off of it. And let alone Book of Mormon they own. They do that whole thing. Oh, yeah, that's probably still traveling around. Yeah, it's a little bit of a difference, like, when you build something, like a house, or you lease inside of a building, you know?

Like, there's just two different values right on things and uh that's just business baby and south park guys are doing it impeccably yeah as are you guys huh what's your favorite storyline of this week yeah oh man they were all so bad uh it was i mean i'm watching along i was thinking myself like god well the shows are just so different because like without you it really isn't the same as what it is. Yeah, I talk a lot. That's what I'm realizing. That's what I mean.

Like, it's much easier to bounce. And, you know, no offense to AJ or Ian Rappaport, but it's much easier to bounce stuff off of you and kind of see where you take it versus other people. When does NFL drought stop? Drought? We just got to schedule release. That's what I'm saying.

After this is all we're talking about. Yeah, end of July. I would like to sit down with Raj and Troy Vincent and them. And do what? Be like, yeah, we need some more shit. Yeah, what can we do in June here? Can we open to it? Can we open up another trade period? Maybe some bonus money?

Another tampering period? This wave of big-time free agents that are out there still, the celebrity free agents that are still out there. Can we not open up, like, a little bit of a lottery where you can give a little bit more money to sign these people? Or a showcase. Anything, yeah. Like, another combine. Zeke's out there.

There's a lot of big names out there. You're right. Give teams incentives to sign them now, like, during this dead time. Interviews. Like, have them. Maybe it's like a symposium. Maybe it's like a symposium's like yeah they sit up there and people ask them questions yeah teams do and then teams will sign i'll take you i'll take zeke okay

no no no no it's like a information gathering sign them i'm saying to sign the place so like zeke like what is the amount of money you're expecting like what is the situation you were thinking about going into so then teams can be like, not as expensive as we thought it might be. Why not give Zeke a call? Or somebody else, why not do that? And us as a media, very selfishly, and fans, at least we have some shit. We're like, oh, Zeke is wanting to be this, this, this.

It's like a full, that's a full 45 minutes. I think they can even add on to the NFL schedule is what I'm saying. I think there's more shit we could potentially do with this league. They could do like a seven-on-seven rookie minicamp league where it's like the rookies who – Yeah, get them hurt, yeah. Well, that's the only worry.

They already don't do camp minicamp. Hold on, though. To your point, though, let's continue to expand upon that. Mia Hamm, I believe, is coaching a veteran U.S. women's national team that's playing against other veteran women's national teams for a million-dollar prize. I like that. So getting on to the national team, and I was lucky to do this in the soccer world.

I was in the whole pool world, never got on to the national team. But in that world, kind of seeing how it goes, there's different age groups for national team. You can be like 17 under 18, under 19, under 20, under 22, and then like 23, and then there's like the adult team, and then obviously there's people that bypass that. And then there's like an age where still a fucking great player. Yeah. But there's probably an 18-year-old, a 19-year-old that can easily do your job, and the team has to think about the next four years.

That little class of people right there that can still play, you know? Yes. That are names. They have value. Oh, yeah. Why didn't the NFL do something with, like, kind of semi-retired? I don't want to say semi-retired, but, like, alumni groups? That would be awesome.

You've got to give them a try. Well, you put money in. Yeah, you pay them. These guys that are out of the game, too, freshly, still in shape, especially with all the science that's happening now. Absolutely. I mean, there's guys on a lot of au jus right now. I understand.

T.O. can still play. He's been out for a while. Yeah, but what team would he play for? I don't know. There has to be little shit we can add because we're staring down at time, boys. Oh, yeah. Isn't there a championship game this weekend? Oh, yeah. The Rock. The Rock has a

championship. The Rock's championship. XFL championship? Is this weekend? The Rock's championship. Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. XFL championship. Is this this weekend? The Rocks Championship. Yeah. Going up against. Are you sure? Yeah, XFL Championship. Is this the Super Bowl? He was on first take this morning.

And the pivot yesterday. Yep. Two days ago. And the weight room in Miami, they just opened up. This week. His name's on it. It's tomorrow. Championship's tomorrow.

Where are they playing? So Arlington Renegades, because I know Marquette's down there, and Rusolino, I believe, are both on that team. They're doing well. Have a great season for the both of them. The McCarron and the Battlehawks. Darlington Renegades versus the D.C. Defenders at the Alamo. D.C. Defenders have the XFL MVP

Jordan Ta'amu, who was also the MVP of the XFL before it went bankrupt, before Dwayne Johnson owned it. Correct. This guy's an XFL ball. He was on the Battlehawks. He was on the Chiefs for a little. And the other MVP was PJ Walker. That's right. Boom.

Who are the coaches for the championship teams? Stoops is Renegades. Bill. Todd Haley is coaching the USFL, correct? Yes. I saw him on the side. What about Wade Phillips? Is he USFL as well?

Hey, they need to fucking waive that one, bro. Big time. That's crazy. There's a second lead. That's what I'm saying. Take any of the good players from that one and put them in whichever one is having more success. We need to do that. I assume it's the...

I don't think anyone from the USFL is getting tryouts for NFL minicamps and stuff like that. At the very least, the XFL's got a dozen or so guys that are actually getting an opportunity. I don't think that's happening in the USFL. Anthony Becht, former West Virginia tight end and New York

Jets tight end, he's the head coach of the Bottle Hawks this year. I saw somebody, yeah, he's a big dog. He's Paisano. He's stacked, dude. I don't know him that well. He went to West Virginia. He had success. He's a good guy. Seems like a great guy. I do not know

him that well. One of his players tweeted a thank you to him for getting a tryout to go to an NFL team. And then he quote tweeted it or retweeted it or whatever. So I was like, oh, that's a cool, that showcased to me like that's a cool environment. Like if you're thanking the coach, you know what I mean? Publicly especially. That means you're getting along. You respect that dude.

That's good community. Good coach. You know what I mean? And if they're getting into the NFL that's good but the quality of play is going to have to do you think that's a mark of success for the XFL though that's all they're looking for we have 12 guys that have an opportunity to go play in the NFL is that good enough for them?

did he say opportunity league or development league feeder? I thought that's what he kind of the word he used basically he's not going to say minor leagues but he's going to say opportunity league or development league? Feeder? I thought that's what he kind of thought it was going to be. The word he used basically described it. He's not going to say minor leagues, but he's going to say some kind of development, right? I think he wasn't planning on saying minor.

I think this is a business shift. Yeah, to not say minor. Yeah, we don't want to see minors. We want to be like 1B. I think they wanted to be a prominent league, yeah. You're like, hey, NFL's 1A, we're 1B. Today, the way I heard The Rock talk about it, it sounds like The Rock has conceded to like... We're not going

to be bigger than the NFL. Yeah, we are going to be a opportunity league almost. I think that was the word he used. It was a... Which is a great pitch. It was a great idea. That's the right play, I think. Who was it? Ocho on one of the games. This is the destination league now.

Okay. I don't know who... We were talking about the... This is the destination league now. Okay. All right. Can't have that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Can't have that. We were talking about the. Can't have that. All right. It's tough to take you serious. It's all coming back around.

If that's coming out of your mouth ever, it means somebody has said that to you in the XFL. As an NFL person, I don't want to hate your league. Yeah, it's impossible. I would like to love your league or whatever. So that's a whole different world. But I think they did have success, and the championship is happening, even though nobody really knows.

But I think they're going to survive. But that other league, get your good players in the other league. We were talking about the undrafted free agents and how much they're getting paid to sign with teams now. And someone in here said it. I can't remember who or where I heard it from, but they thought it might be because of the XFL. Maybe it was Lombo.

Because, like, players are getting more money to be undrafted free agents to go with teams so that they don't go to the XFL. What's the XFL paying, though? Isn't it like $60K for the year? I don't know. I'm not sure. But those undrafted free agents, if that's the case, I mean, they're miles above $60K.

Lee Cunningham got that $300,000 bonus just to go to the page that's crazy the usfl the problem that they have is that if there's a game on and it's not the nfl everyone assumes it's the xfl i think the like the usfl is on at the same time sometimes but you look at it and i think people at least i assume it's the xfl game yeah it could be the other league yeah it's hard to know which league because usfl had no pub leading up to it, I feel like. No. My wife was staying in a hotel somewhere on a work trip, and there was a USFL team having their training camp staying there.

She goes, you know, there's a USFL team here. I was like, the USFL has been dead for 30 years. Like, I thought it was going to be dead forever. And then I said they were playing two weeks later. I looked it up. They had camp. I think they just brought it back. They did, yeah.

Which is, I don't know. and two weeks later I looked it up, they had camp. I think they just brought it back. They did, yeah. But interesting with the XFL, like they had some stars at some places. Like Marquette was a star for the Battle Hawks alongside Jordan Ta'amu and Russelino over there in the first round. And then they come back, they're on a different team. It's like I think they should have just keep the, if they're in the league, just keep them so you can still kind of build off of the stars. But I think it's going to, I think it's going to survive. I honestly believe, I think the XFL is going to survive. I don't know about that other one though,

that you didn't know was around for 30 years. Yeah, no chance. And the poster boy, funny enough for it, is like Taylor Heineke. Like, I feel like everyone in the XFL is trying to get to where Taylor Heineke is. And he didn't even play. Yeah, and he was the backup for Te'amu. It's like Kurt Warner was

for the Arena League. Kurt went from the Arena League to Super Bowl champion, Hall of Famer. Doug Flutie. CFL, right? Legend. Warren Moon. Tommy Maddox. Tommy Maddox. Hell yeah. Tommy Maddox. What a dog that guy was. He was. He came out

of nowhere, bro. You want to be beloved in Pittsburgh? Be a fucking nobody who's supposed to amount for nothing and then get dropped into the starting quarterback role for the Pittsburgh Steelers and dominate. And then he fell on the sword for Ben. He will always be loved. He took that injury.

Ben went 15-0. Great. Tommy's the best. Ben went 15-0. Great. Tommy's the best. They have to love him back there still, right? Oh, yeah. I mean, you can tell. I knew from before I was a fan. Yeah, now it makes sense.

Never pay for a meal. Now I'll ask about Neil O'Donnell. Neil O'Donnell. That dude's got one of the strongest arms I've ever seen. That's cool. Yuck. What are you upset about? What happened to Neil?

That's not if somebody gets to you and you throw fucking two interceptions right in the... A lot of miserable motherfuckers walking around Pittsburgh. I'll tell you what. And Neal O'Donnell was the reason. So, I think he's going to... Mike Tomczak. How do you feel? Tomczak's fine.

Okay. Hey. That's awesome. You know what they say. They say people don't remember what you say. They remember how you made them feel. Yeah. That's Neal O'Donnell.

That's Neal. Neal. To a T. I'll never forget. Where is Neal? 95. He's not in Pittsburgh. No, he's not. Same route. Same route. Same play. Right. Where is Neil? 95. He's not in Pittsburgh. No, he's not.

Same route, same play, right in the fucking chest. 95, 1995. Yep. How old were you? Seven, eight. Yeah, there was, I mean, everybody was at some sort of watch party. And every person that had a mouth blamed one person. And that's tough.

That's tough if a whole city hates you. As a guy who has felt that in Morgantown, it's tough to come back from that. It goes both ways. You want to be on the Tommy Maddox side of that. Bingo! Great opportunity. Also, there's some risk to it as well.

And those are great sports cities. Unfortunately, that's the other edge of the sword. How about Tom Brady coming back to New England? How are you guys going to give him a hero's welcome up there? I'm sure people will be very glad to see him. Is he just going to wave? Like, they're not going to retire his number yet?

No, they will. He's had multiple celebrations. Yeah, they'll retire his number. No, they will, but I'm saying not this first game he comes back, are they? I wonder if they do the— Q1 of the season? Yeah, I don't know. Wait until you see what's coming.

Episode 4, Q4, week 17, week 18. I don't know what the schedule says. Well, we need him. That's when they're putting him in. He's going to be – do you guys have a thing or a thing? We don't have one of those things. I assume they do like Ring of Honor the first week. Like, all right, let's get this over with.

But don't they usually say we're putting him in the Ring of Honor? Oh, and then retire him. They just say he's coming back, I feel like. And then do the number at a certain point. Like they might – yeah, the Ring of Honor. Oh, and then retire. Just say he's coming back, I feel like. And then do the number at a certain point. Like, they might, yeah, the Ring of Honor thing is a- This sounds like, hey, we're just celebrating Tom. And then, of course, we'll bring him coming back. What do you mean?

Who's that? That's single Tom. What are you talking about? That's not. In the video, they opened up the door and it was a green screen. It's probably AI. Oh, like Dan Campbell. It might be dudesy.

AI Dan Campbell was awesome on the line. That was sweet. Hell yeah. Tom, though, that's a smart play. Ring of Honor. Surprise Ring of Honor night one. Now, you're saying marketing it. I think they are marketing by Kraft saying,

hey, Tom's going to be. So maybe it's just like a Ring of Honor celebration. Maybe the TV people will be there. I don't know. Smart. He said multiple celebrations through the year. So that would mean that he and Tom Brady have already agreed to this, right? Yeah.

Because that's getting him back to Foxborough, where he potentially might be doing stand-up comedy, if he just reads that AI thing. He should. We don't know what his schedule is going to be, but getting back up to Foxborough for games is probably not something he's necessarily putting at the top of his to-do list. No.

So him and Kraft had to talk about that. There's probably going to be numerous things, right? Like a Jersey retirement at the end of this thing? Yeah. Ring of Honor at the beginning of this thing? What do you think? 100% a Jersey retirement. I think the Ring of Honor thing is inevitable.

I wonder if he's going to be in New England more because the TB12 HQ, I thought, was there. So maybe that's the case. Also, why doesn't he get a piece of the Patriots? We hear him trying to own the Dolphins, now the Ra Also, why doesn't he get a piece of the Patriots? We hear him trying to own the Dolphins, now the Raiders. Why doesn't Bob Kraft love the guys? Him owning the team that he beat during

the infamous tuck rule game to start that dynastic run is straight out of a fucking movie. There's actual talks of Tom Brady potentially owning the Raiders. And everybody's going to say, he's already owned the Raiders. And everybody's going to say, he's already, hey, he's already owned. He's already owned the Raiders.

Like that's a great storyline to kind of get into. And now the Dolphins situation that you just brought up is even more clear. Like, okay, maybe he had been snooping around and Ross potentially was like, hey, I actually would give you a percentage of the team while you want to play quarterback because he's not the only person that has wanted to get into ownership of the NFL who's played in the NFL. Basically, everybody that's ever played in the NFL wants to get into ownership of the NFL

because they know how much fucking money is being made by the NFL and they feel like they probably understand the business and the game a little bit better than anybody who would be coming in there. So him getting a piece of the Raiders would be fucking awesome story-wise but why doesn't robert craft just give him that's oh yeah and bygones be bygones and let's move along welcome back into the family tom you'll forever be a patriot obviously because you won so many super bowls here six of them or whatever the case is

so they're not just going to have you in buccaneers jerseys, especially with how it ended, like Peyton was with the Broncos. But why not welcome him back into the New England family? Why does Kraft just give him what? 10, 15, 20 percent? Maybe he's saving it for Bill. 30 billion dollars. 30, 35 percent. I mean, that's a problem.

If you gave him, let's say Tom put in 100 mil, what's he get? 0.000. Maybe that's the thing. Can I get some sweat equity here, man? What do you do? I assume the Mark Davis thing would probably force Kraft's hand because if there was some sort of... Maybe that's what Tom's doing. Tom getting leverage on ownership of

a fucking team. This guy is brilliant. There's rumors that he was going to back out of his Fox deal or he's not going to take it. What do you think? Then he said fake news. But I can see with all the stuff he has going on, I mean, I don't know. Yeah, $60 million would be one percent. I wouldn't be shocked. Or if it takes a lighter load.

Well, $64 million, I guess, would be one percent of the Patriots. That's the value? If they were to sell that, though? Probably be eight, nine. Would it? The Patriots? I think so. I mean, it should. But what's think so They got that whole casino, hotel

That's what's so valuable That's what I'm saying They have what everybody wants If he was to get 1% for 64 million I think his money would be made immediately upon Putting it in there if they were to sell that thing I don't know if it matters But their internet stamp is the biggest

Of all the teams. Who, the Patriots? Bigger than the Cowboys? And they're huge in Germany, right? They're big in Germany. And Bill buys into that. He buys into being like, hey, Germany's a part of our thing. And Germany has a massive

fucking fan base. If they are all to become Patriots fans, or not all of them, I assume there's going to be a lot of others, militaries over there as well. But if you pick up a significant part of Germany as your fan base, you're picking up a whole other fan base. Oh, yeah. A little merch and everything else.

I mean, it just feels like the Patriots are smart business-wise, and winning fucking all the time helps as well. You guys had Bjorn. We had Sebastian Vollmer, like one of the more famous German players to ever play in the NFL. We haven't even talked about him. Oh, that's smart. That's why the Patriots Colts are over there. I was just going to say we haven't talked about Pats Colts over there.

Is that who Bjorn hosts with at Football Bromance Show as a Patriot? I'm not sure. That would make sense if it was him. But I didn't think the other guy was an NFL guy. I thought Bjorn was the NFL guy. I don't know enough about the other guy. The other guy's nice. I don't know enough about him.

Yeah, Sebastian Vollmer, though, he was in the Patriots video, and he was speaking German. I mean, he was a was in the Patriots video, and he was speaking German. He was a staple of the Patriots for six, seven, eight years. We have to go to that game, right? Feels like. And the game of the league in Germany. Frankfurt, yeah. Frankfurt's airport, by the way.

I've never been. That'd be sweet. Frankfurt's airport, best in the world. What's special? Dude, to be clear. The giant? Massive. Immigration was quick it was like uh

it was a quick operation but thorough they had motherfucking hey i got pulled to the side yep two guys they probed you they didn't stick anything in me but i as we were walking over there they were not speaking my language and i knew that there was no there's no funny business these people are not about my shit. You know what I mean? I got a good feeling that they were not about my shit. Now, the gun did touch me at one point. As the guy turned, you know, like touched me a little bit, I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, nine, nine, nine.

And I got popped out of one of those. So we did get along there. But that airport, beautiful, very new. Are they super nice over there, too? Everybody was super nice to me. They have to be. Now, they do not. Well, that's honestly, I thought that when I was over there with how nice people were being, I'm like, it feels like they're trying to make up for something.

And I respect that. I respect that they're trying to do that. That was the nicest country I've been to. People. A lot of English speakers? Yeah. Everybody there that I spoke, it could speak English. Now, did they, when I was there? No. They did not know I was somebody either. people a lot of english speakers uh yeah everybody there that i spoke it could speak english now did

they when i was there no they did not know i was somebody either this is like doofus american being dropped into germany they were very very kind to me but they're they'd be here at this airport we landed like 6 30 a.m local yeah and they had this beer right out of this tap that's awesome it was one and it was like almost presented to me as soon as I got there. Tasted so good. Got a little bit of a buzz. Started walking around. Everybody was kind.

So if we can get back into that airport, I'm with it. If we can get back into that airport and watch an NFL game between our teams, definitely do it. And the week before is Chiefs-Dolphins. They have two great games coming up. Maybe we do a little Frankfurt post-op. I wonder how the babies are going to do over there. I don't think I want to be able to play.

They'll stay here. You want to go 12 hours? No. On a flight with a kid? 12. Maybe 9. 8 from New York. So we have to get to New York. Yep. And then we do fly a little bit.

People are going to hate hearing this. Which way do you go? You got to fly. You got to go up. Yeah. Fly up a little bit. Why do you do that, though? Why?

Well, they say that's the. Yeah, but the rotation. That's the. That's a big argument still going on. No. I don't think it's big, but it still happens. For the people that are arguing, it is big. I saw a thread with a couple million views on it of this guy

who actually posted a video when he was reaming someone out for saying the earth was flat, and then by the end of the thread, it was him saying, I've looked at it all. The earth is fucking flat. It's awesome. What a work. That's just one person. Worked himself into shit.

I mean, there's more than, there's a lot of people who believe it. I meant to ask Jimmy yesterday, are you worried you're going to fall off the earth, bud? Because the earth is flat, right? I want to see how he would handle that. How about the stones on, I know he did a lot of bad shit. At the time, I think everybody did, but we should definitely not be happy about it.

And we're striving to be in a place where nobody does bad shit. All of us are on the same mission. Yep, of stunts just to say fuck it when everybody else wouldn't go you know what i mean i think there was something going on at home for columbus i think there was something going on at home yeah wanted to get away you know i mean trying to get me the fuck out of here potentially but everybody was saying don't do it you'll fall off to your inevitable death or maybe space or anything that that could be. He was like, you got it. Allegedly. We don't know what's real and what isn't real

at this stage of life because everything that has been either argued or debated about how things act. Paul Revere. That's all. I mean, I was singing songs about the guy from the fifth grade and it turns out he's not maybe even a I don't know if he was a big fraud, but... Do not call Paul.

Don't put Paul Revere. Bro, in fifth grade, I'm sitting there. Let him know. Listen, my children, and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere. Yes. On the 18th of April in 75, hardly a man is now alive who remembers his famous day and year. And then one if by land, two if by sea, and I on the opposite shore will be ready to ride

and spread the alarm through every Middlesex village and farm. Fifth grade, they forced me to remember that. Middlesex County, shout out. And then as I get older, it's like, nah. Turns out that was all bullshit. Paul Revere sitting on his ass in his house. Are you kidding me? Nope.

Paul Revere's the one that told those two that finished the ride. He actually diverted and got these other guys, the Brits, that were chasing him to the fire. Oh, he did a distraction. Yes. Okay, well, that wasn't in the song ever. I don't think it ever was, so we don't know what's real and what isn't real. But Christopher Columbus saying, fuck it, and just saying, yeah,

allegedly, I'll go over. You've got to talk about the whole scene. Yeah, you got to have some real gut sack. Imagine those ships, too. Like, if you look back, if you're going over, say you're coming from Europe or something. Okay, well, I think it's that way. And you're riding the wind the whole way. And you got to bring all your supplies.

So many people die. How boring though. It'd be, how bad does it smell? You catch all of it. Could you imagine? And you don't know, like, you think this guy, hey, this guy's a pretty good navigator, all right, going by the stars and the moon and whatever,

and you don't really know what's out there. Oh, yeah, because you're just putting faith in some random. This is the village eyeball. He didn't want to go on his trip. It kind of forced him, and that person's going to be able to navigate stars. And he might never be back. Like, yeah, there's a good chance he'll die,

but even if you make it there, the fastest I'll be back here is like three years. Yeah, exactly. And they didn't get anywhere on purpose, right? They just kind of landed everywhere? Yeah, honestly. They're just like, oh, we came up on land here. They all woke up and the boat was stopped.

It wasn't moving anymore and they hit an island. Oh, here we go. Something bad happened. They went the wrong way, didn't they? Yeah, they went to the Caribbean, right? They landed in the West Indies, was that correct? They started down yonder. It's really nice down there. Spain? Weren't they down in the islands in the West Indies. Was that correct? They started down yonder. It's really nice down there.

Spain? Weren't they down in the islands in the Caribbean? Yeah, why would they get back in? Why would you keep going? Oh, they probably got sunburned so bad. Oh my God. They were looking for money. They were looking for money and they didn't find it down there.

I thought they were going to India. They were trying to get to India for the spice trade and they ended up in the Caribbean. That's why Native Americans are on that call. Allegedly. But who knows what's real and what isn't real. Nothing's real. Wow, which is kind of sad. Well, everything's real.

You think it's ready? I assume the pharmacy is ready with our stuff. I wouldn't be so sure. I'd hope so. They take their sweet time. The pharmacy game is interesting. Isn't it? It's interesting. I don't even want to dive in.

Amazon's taking it over. Amazon wants you to use them. Okay, and I think Mark Cuban has one as well that he's trying to do. I don't want to dive into big pharma too much because that would be a very personal thing because I've lost more than a few friends to this particular thing that happens, right? But I do believe there's a lot of fucking probably good stuff that comes. And I haven't done enough research to really dive in to that whole battle. I'm just going to talk about my experience with pharmacy.

They're the doctors. No, they're pharmacists. They're pharmacists. Do they know that? What is the... Nope. Do they... What is the... They're Do they... What is the...

They're the keeper of the key. What are you trying to say? Like, you're saying they... I don't need them judging me when they're giving me the medicine, okay? The doctor that went to school for 100 years, all right, and is the one who I am going to to tell me what medicine... Just, I appreciate that you have a hard job.

I assume it's a difficult job, what you're doing. Everybody has shit that they have to go through. I don't need you telling me what you think is good and not good for me. You're a pharmacist. Okay? You are just picking up... Are they judging your prescriptions? Are they judging what you're doing? The last four times I've gone in there, there has been a look... I thought they

usually say, hey, do you have any questions on medication? Which, thank you. We do potentially need that, even though they write out all the directions literally on the thing. So if I could not read, I would appreciate that. And I think you're a very intelligent person. But also, I don't need the... I don't need the...

The judginess. Okay. All right. So now I'm questioning. Can I be taking this? Because this person who's around this drug all day is questioning it. And it's like, they're not a doctor. But are they? I don't

know how I'm supposed to view it. Pharmacy world is very new to me because in the NFL, that shit just comes right through the building. So I don't even have to deal with it. So this whole pharmacy thing over the last couple years has been a wild development in my life. And it's an interesting game. It's an interesting

have to do the thing. The blood pressure thing every time. Why? Just sit there. You don't have to go in. I don't know if that... Drive-thru pharma? I'm going to sit in a seven-car line

for nothing. It takes forever. It takes three times as long. I guess it's just the pharmacy that I go to or that maybe Nick goes to. There is a line out of that thing, and that front car is in park. They do not have the brakes on. They are in park. They've been there a long time.

And the next person that pulls up, you see the white light. They're going in reverse to go into park. They know this is going to be a fucking thing, too. I've got cars going in the line there. I've been in the line for so long doing that. It's a bad experience. Ten minutes before they close, you'll still get a little bit of judginess because you'll be the last guy going there, and they'll be like,

it's a fucking asshole. I just want to get out of here. Now I've got to get this. But outside of that, you'll be the only car there. What about them not fulfilling orders and not having stuff? Yeah, that happens sometimes, and that is a real kick in the dick. The one I have, they'll text you and say, hey, your order's ready.

Yep. That's smart. I don't have that. I just have to go on. I do have that. Eventually, can't they ship it right to you? I know Amazon's trying to take over the pharmacy game where you just get it all shipped to you.

That's not safe. CVS does do delivery. There's no way. That's safe. You can do Amazon. They do charge a premium, though. Hold on, though. I can't buy what? How do you switch it over to Amazon? There's only certain things. There's only certain things you can get do Amazon. They do charge a premium, though. Say, hold on, though. I can't buy what?

How do you switch it over to Amazon? It's only certain things. There's only certain things you can get through Amazon. I was going to say, I can't buy Pepto-Bismol without getting carded at the grocery store. Pepto has stuff in it? No, I don't know. What's that, a Sudafed? Yeah, a Sudafed.

They lock that up and put you on a register if you buy it, don't they? Yeah, Sudafed's rough. Because that's how they made meth. Yeah, correct. Full check. So you're saying they're going to be Amazon and prescriptions? I think you're right. I don't know if I trust that. They already do. I've done it meth. Yeah, correct. Full check. So you're saying there are going to be Amazon and prescriptions? I think you're right. I don't know if I trust that.

I've done it a couple times, yeah. What have you gotten? Like anything pretty? No, just regular, simple stuff. So like if doctors say, hey, where do you go? Do you say, hey, Amazon? They send your script into Amazon? Valtrex, Nick?

Is that what you're getting? Yeah, like what level of thing? Like prescription medication or over-the-counter? Like STD meds? No, not over-the-counter. Thank you. We're talking about prescription medication. Okay.

Like what high-level stuff? Amoxicill. Hard stuff? Like you think they're oxys getting? No, no, no, no. Okay. That's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah.

We need not have- Painkillers are a whole different situation, aren't they? I would imagine they're not sending antibiotics in there, are they? Yeah. No way. Through Amazon? But Amazon has pharmacies now i guess whatever it's not like yeah but how is the the transaction yeah where do they get it how they they're their own walgreens i guess how does walgreens see this is what we're talking we shouldn't even got in this we don't know i do anyways we hope everybody figures it out and i would like a little less judgment yeah i like a little less judgment when I'm picking up medicine for my dog.

Okay. I don't know what the fuck. Just give it to me. The vet gave it. Damn it. Yeah. When my dog, my German Shepherd was, you know. Nah, Kevin.

No, Carl back in the day. Carl was taking some stuff that was like his last like six months. He was rough. And he was a nerve medicine. And they had to like ID me or question me. I don't know. Can humans even take this? I don't know. He was rough. And he was a nerve medicine and they had to like ID me or question me. I don't know. Can humans even take this? I don't know. It was weird. The dog medicine

gimmick is fun. It's formulated for humans? It's not formulated just for dogs, obviously. I don't know. Some of it is. Or is it just dogs? So Val is a Sharpay pit bull mix. Sharpay fever is something that exists. And we learned that after an emergency room visit.

I forget how long ago. I thought she was dead. I mean, it was like within the last, maybe. It wasn't too long ago. Yeah, I don't know, six, seven months ago. Six, seven months ago, it feels like. I thought she was, I was so, I was very bummed. You know, this dog dog i fucking love this dog

she's beat cancer four times she had to pay for four for cancer surgeries which is uh the reason for further brand which my wife runs paying for people's dog cancer treatments because how fucking ridiculously expensive it was but we take her into the hospital she's puking she's she's not drinking anything she looks real bad and it's like this girl you know she's nine ten years old she's been through it i've never seen a dog at this stage before i'm like she's dead for sure she goes in there uh for two days she doesn't let him do anything she's like pissed off at him then they are able to flush her with some ivs get her hydrated and then they diagnose her some with sharpie, which they have no studies on pretty much. They just had to guess.

And now she has to take like a daily medicine that basically just keeps her level of whatever creates a Sharpay fever. So she's on like an actual schedule with this medicine. Like I think she'll be on this for like three years, I think. Like it's the way they talk. Like this is the only way to kind of do it all. It's been interesting. So I've been dealing with the pharmacy a lot in the name of my dog.

But I think in real life, I'm about to dive back in there even more. They should definitely ship dog medication to your house. I think so too. Absolutely. Yeah, but some white trash will figure out how to put it in, make it meth. That's what I'm worried about. They get creative out there.

They want to find out there Is meth still big? Oh yeah I live right next to Meth Alley Is that what you're watching with the binocs? Bingo You still use those binocs? It's binocs season actually You feel weird dude?

Can they see you? They're homeless bums, I'm watching them Can they see you watching them? No, they can't see me. Just keep an eye out. What floor are you on? Yeah, yeah. Looking out.

16. Looking out for it. Oh, you're 16 floors up. Yeah. If I see one collapsing and convulsing, I'll call 911. Hey, thank you. Thank you, Connor. Thank you, Connor.

Would you? Well, that's the problem I run into is I do that, but then I see where they're buying all their meth and shit. It's like, ah, do I call 911 on that? But then I'm a snitch. You see what I'm saying? So I'm battling these things. You running a drugstore?

Yeah, what are you doing? I see. It's right there. I see how the operation works. You could make some money. No, I'm not getting involved in that business. There's some angry people. Had the Dash Mart binocs to my house the other day.

Awesome. Oh, because you got a bunch of birds and shit out there. No, not just birds. There was some boat floating around on that lake that had something sticking out of it. And I was like, what is that? It was around a couple days, like two, three days straight. I'm like, what? Next time, let me know.

I'll bring the drone out there. Is it American? What's in my lake out here? You know what I mean? I guess it's a crane. I had to get the binox, though. Yeah. I'm not good with the binox. Really? Yeah. You got to twist a little. Yeah, you got a crane. I had to get the binocs though. Yeah. I'm not good with the binocs.

Really? Yeah. You got to twist a little. Yeah. You got to focus it. Yeah. But then when you get on, it's, it's hard. Like.

Binox stink. They're tough. They do. You got a good pair. You're more of a periscope guy. I think I do want to fuck in. I need a. You should, you should fold them and use one.

That's what you should do. Fold that up. Or even in. These things are heavy duty. Get some night vision ones. You need some night vision ones. How big are yours? I'd say about yay big.

Pretty big. Yeah, those are pretty diesel. You should buy the video ones. The video ones are way better. I'm one hand right here. It plays video in the eyes? So it's a legit TV screen, but you just fucking zoom in. Yeah, see, that sounds like.

That sounds good. Is that on Amazon? Oh, yeah. Everything. Pretty creepy, but the binocs are a creepy thing in general. As I was holding it up, I'm like, somebody's looking at me. Mm-hmm. Looking at me.

Oh, I've thought about that. Yeah, you look so creepy. You need the Jackie Chan ones from Rush Hour. Oh, the single lines, yeah. Could you imagine if I do that, and then I'm able to run up the walls like he did? Oh. Yeah. Up to the top.

What a fucking dog. Is he still doing it? Oh, yeah. So Jackie Chan handed it over to TC. Wow. TC was always the one. Jackie Chan wishes he could be fucking TC. Don't do that.

Jumping up walls. Yeah, that's cool. TC runs circles around him. TC's fucking piloting airplanes and diving out of them. You want TC to run up some fucking walls? He'll do it. You saw him run through that fucking forest. Jackie Chan would literally run actual circles around Tom Cruise.

Do you remember when TC fucking ran up the face of the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world? Has Jackie Chan done that? I don't think so. He's fucking going to the projects in Hong Kong and running up a one-story building. One story? Multiple stories.

It's cool. It's cool, no question. Until he fucking scales the face of the Burj Khalifa, I don't want to hear it. Dude, how about Tom sitting atop of that thing with no shoes on? No harness, no shoes. So sweet. That's so scary. The only reason why I know that exists is Will Smith, who's still out there doing it.

I guess that Chris Rock thing hasn't really set in. What's he doing for real? Will had a movie come out, right? Did people go to it? It was on Apple TV Plus. Oh, so we don't really know, but what's Will been up to? Has he been vocal about anything going on? Not really. He's kind of laid low. Are he and his wife still together?

Sure. She canceled her show, though. I don't know if they should be. The Red Table? She didn't cancel it. It got canceled. Who, Zuck? Zuck canceled it? He said, I gotta go to these jiu-jitsu tournaments. Exactly. I don't know if they should be. The red table? She didn't cancel it. I was being generous. Yeah, it got canceled. Who, Zuck? Zuck canceled it? He said, I got to go to these jiu-jitsu tournaments. Exactly. I don't got time for a red table talk.

He said, listen, we'll continue it if you let me fucking put you to sleep in an arm triangle. And she was not okay with it. Could you imagine she doesn't go to sleep? He gets pissed off. They have to reenact it. She does go to sleep. Yep. Did that actually happen?

What? The entanglement? Wait, excuse me? No, I know that. Zuck. Zuck put Gina Pink go to sleep. Did that actually happen? The entanglement? Wait, excuse me. No, I know that. Zuck. Zuck put Jada Pinkett to sleep? Ladies and gentlemen, your winner. Zuck's arm was not raised.

Yeah, that actually happened. And he was so mad, they restarted the match. And gave him the silver and the gold from what we hear. No, he got one in gi and no gi. We didn't see any no gi action out of him. There's pictures out there. I saw them. Really? Is he properly jogged? Shirtless? I had a see any no gi action out of him. There's pictures out there. I saw them. Really?

Is he properly jogged? Shirtless? I had a sense. Or was he wearing tights? He's pretty yoked. Does he have his 10 people security people with him when he's intermingling with everybody? Yeah, because he's kind of throwing himself into harm. Yeah, he always has a crew around him.

But he could kill him, right? Guys like him are worried about being kidnapped too, aren't they? So every human in the jiu-jitsu tournament is going to have to get checked now by Zuckerberg security. Well, this guy killed Zuckerberg. I assume they're just confident because Zuck has a black belt, so he'll be able to defend himself. I bet he has

some sort of force. There's a whole conversation, I think, about how hard it is to get a black belt in boxing. Yeah, it depends on which judo compared to taekwondo compared to jiu-jitsu. And which dojo.

You want like a Gracie black belt. Yeah, but I think that lineage of black belts judge other black belts. Where's Zuck going? Do we know his dojo? I don't know. Is that still a thing? Probably built his own, if I do assume.

He's got to be in there with the people. How about Chris Farley? How athletic he was in Beverly Hills. His somersaults were so fast. He's doing that. He's doing a keg stand in the beginning of Tommy Boy. He smashes the table.

Everything he does. He was somebody that the world needed more of. I wish. Do young people have any? You're too young for him. You understand his greatness though, right? My kids understand it. My son always says,

that's my 10 year old's favorite thing to have. Is it true though that people didn't appreciate it when it first came out though? Most of those movies bombed in theaters. Yeah, critics hated it, people and i mean he was he was the sandman he he'd say reaction he was the biggest star on snl box you've never seen black sheep no i was just gonna say those were the real first comedies i ever watched like tommy boy was the real first comedy that i watched that was a time when those were coming out that was that makes me like nostalgic like tommy boyep, everything the Sandman

was doing. Then even Jim Carrey had some big time things back then. Dude. 90s were great. Hey, here's your good old days. There's a lot of bad stuff happening in the world. So we're not referring to that whenever we say the good old days. What we're talking about is our personal experiences. Yeah, we didn't know

that stuff was happening at the time though. There wasn't really internet, right? How would we stuff was happening at the time, though. Bingo. There wasn't really internet, right? So how would we know? There's no way to know. Bingo. If we did, we would have been pissed. Oh, my God. Want to let you know that?

We're pissed now about it. Exactly. Exactly. Changing the future, though, aren't we? That's right. Hey, remember when the World Cup was in Qatar? We talked about that a lot. Qatar?

Qatar. What are those stadiums like? Have we seen drone shots of- Still being used every single day. ... of weeds growing through them? Just dilapidated? Yeah. They just turned them into mass graves. Where's the next World Cup? What are those stadiums like? Have we seen drone shots of still being used every single day? Dilapidated. Where's the next world cup? They finally put the names on the headstones. Alright, I'm out of here.

I assume the wife is pissed. Nah, she's been so cool. I was pissed that pharmacist is going to be. I just went to a new pharmacy. So, actually picked up and moved. They're going to get you a bunch of questions. They're going to get real judgy with whatever you're picking up. Is this a new pharmacy?

This person will be cool. They won't judge you. That's what I'm saying, right? I would love to see a reaction if the person did start peppering you with questions and asking you. I got a question about your whole profession. How many years of school do you go for this? Not only that. You might have a whole situation.

I'm just doing what I was told would make the whole situation that I'm in better. Whether it's for me or somebody else. Let's just, please. We just expedite. Figure this out. I feel like we grew up with a local family pharmacy. That's what you need. Do you want that?

Do you want them to know what your whole family's taking? Like a general store? You don't think they're talking to everybody, telling them all the stuff you're taking? All the Hawk family's going through some stuff. A lot of children. Don't keep coming back. Tone has a lifetime Valtrex prescription here. You said that multiple times.

I don't know what that is. That's an STD situation. AJ's kids have herpes. Yeah, for real. That's what I'm saying. Hawk family's got COVID. Look out. I'll wear it proudly.

Don't go near AJ. That's what I'm saying. You should. I would love to have a general store. Sounds amazing. Oh, my God. We had COVID. Look out. I'll wear it proudly. Don't go near AJ. That's what I'm saying. You should. I would love to have a general store. Sounds amazing. Oh, my God. We had one. We did.

General stores were sweet. We had one called Cork and Bottle that we could ride our bikes to and get a little bit of everything. What was it called? Ford's? It was Ford's, yeah. Ford's? What do they have? Is it grocery?

Like small local grocery? Yeah, yeah. Liquor store? It's where I always got beef jerky. That's where we got the- The dip. Yeah, Cork and Bottle. Yeah, yeah. We'd get Big League Chew always. It's still a big got beef jerky. That's where we got the... Yeah, cork and bottle. We'd get big league chew always.

That's still a big hit. Bubble tape. Candy cigarettes. Yeah, it was awesome in there. For me, it was up past Diggs' house. Uphill, Long Hill. We'd ride our bike up there. There was an ice cream, soft serve ice cream across the street, Ellie's,

that was up there. That was like a probably five night a week thing. They had Cyclones instead of Blizzards. But it was their version of Blizzards. But Dairy Queen got put in pretty close and then put Ellie's out of business, which was real funny. Bro, the Cyclones were this big. Huge. They flip them upside down? A lot of toppings. They loaded it

with like texture. As opposed to the vanilla cone, or vanilla cup I get every once in a while when I order a Blizzard. DQ didn't used to be like that either. They've gotten real cheap and skimpy on what they put into the blood. You've got to say three extra Oreos. Extra, extra, extra Oreos.

I've been there when you order that, Pat, and they still give you vanilla cup. It's the most insane thing. Because they get offended by it. Oh, this guy doesn't think we know how to make a Blizzard. Will you please charge me three extras? Charge me as much as you want. Extra, extra, extra Oreo. I understand that that's a little bit more work.

I could tip you if we have to. Like, just please, I'm here for the Oreo. I'm not really here for the vanilla. If I want vanilla, I get that. And then you open that thing up, and they got a top, heavy on the top. Yep. Nothing else. Just nothing below.

Give me a cup of cookie dough with a splash of ice cream. That's why you got to go to the old fro-yo spot where you make your own. Love those places. My kids love those places. But then you got to get out of your car. Yeah. Well, Dairy Queen drive-thru? I don't think.

I've been to Dairy Queen drive-thrus. Dairy Queen DoorDash? DoorDash, I guess, yeah. Yeah, I can't do this one, though, at the DoorDash. No. Actually, got to put that thing back in the freezer. Yep. Got to, hey, you need to chill. That's going to see that. Yeah, I can't do this one, though, at the DoorDash. No. Actually, you've got to put that thing back in the freezer. Yep.

Hey, you need the chili. That's the problem with them. Yeah. But give me more Oreos in there. More Oreos? Simple. Just triple. Cookie dough. Cookie dough with Oreos.

Do you do ice cream? Never? No, when I do. When I do. Cookies and cream. I like cookies and cream. I don't like chocolate ice cream very much. No.

Cookies and cream, chocolate chip, that's my thing. We know you don't eat ice cream. When was the last time you had ice cream? Holy shit. I'm looking at his side profile here. Properly jocked right now. Properly jocked. His tits just bounced over his ass. We rode our bikes up to the

Froyo spot a couple nights ago. It was a beautiful night out. It was awesome. I got a vanilla Froyo and I put peanuts in it. Are you in better shape now? Peanuts or granola? I'm a crunchy guy. It's about consistency. The texture. I'm a crunchy guy. So peanuts, granola.

We'll get a payday. It's a froyo spot. If I'm getting a blizzard, I want a blizzard. I'll go to a Dairy Queen. A froyo spot, I'm going to get some vanilla rubbish with some peanuts. Vanilla rubbish with peanuts and granola. So you got yogurt and trail mix. Not trail mix. You got a parfait.

Sliced almonds or peanuts. There's real small and I fill up a little bit and then I put some in and I fill up more Froyo and I put more on top. That's a good mixture. The way Ty's looking at it makes me want to fight him. He's so mad. Ty doesn't want that. Get an ice cream. That's a good mixture. Do your kids call you like a... The way Ty's looking at it makes me want to fight him. He's so mad at me right now.

Ty doesn't want that. Ty doesn't want you to fight him. Get an ice cream. Why the fuck are you putting shaved almonds on vanilla ice cream? I've got to put something in it. Can they let you back in next time you go there? It's a Froyo spot. You ever been to a Froyo spot?

Yeah. You do this and then you go over here and you put your toppings on. Yeah, I understand the concept. So what should I put on there? I've never heard of some moron going in there and getting vanilla fro-yo and putting shaved almonds and peanuts on it. Why is it an option? For assholes like you.

Thank you for having it there then, fro-yo. Do your kids think you're a freak sometimes? I mean, you know what? They probably don't know anybody better. Can we get back to you being a freak though, like in a good way? Are you in the best shape you've been in right now? I don't know.

Yeah, you are. You've been hanging around Bobby. Hey, he's over in Bobby's neighborhood now. Remember, he was like 30 minutes away from Bobby. I wish I saw Bobby. Let me tell you about what Bobby told me when I was at their little cult festival for raising money for their children's hospital. This should be really good.

Bobby said in a joking, but sounded actuality, just was testing the waters on how I'd respond to it. They compete on, like, body fat percentages. Of course they do. They get it tested. They get it tested, like, very regularly, like, monthly. Schlage, Bobby, AJ, they're competing. He's like, yeah, I beat him in body fat percentage last month.

He's fat or whatever. I think Bob's always had lower body fat than me, probably. See? That's how they know. I haven't had my test in years. Okay, so you're not doing that every month. We've never competed over any of that stuff. So you gave up because he was beating you so much?

I mean, I would. Yeah, I would never even enter that. But now you're in his neighborhood, so you're seeing how much he's working out. You're feeling out. You look fucking jocked right now. That's what sucks. You get older, you can't put muscle on. jocked right now no i can't that's what sucks you get older you can't put muscle on it's hard to put muscle on that's the way you get older so you're just getting super lean right now no i want to get big but it's big and lean yeah that's everybody's goal right no not everybody nope some

people want to be like super lean yeah i'd like to get bigger but it is hard for me to put muscle on as i get older i think it's hard for me not only physically to lift heavy enough weight because of just pain. Ailments. Yeah, and then on top of that, your body's a lot harder to make muscle. You look jock, right? From the side, you just saw like a fucking. Properly jock. I'm going to start getting consistently spray tanned.

Honestly, that makes me feel way more jock. Hell yeah. Anytime I'm going to be in public around people that think I'm supposed to be in shape. I should have a standing appointment. Hey, I'm going to get spray tanned this day. Hey, to be honest, for real,

2.30 a.m. two nights ago. Could have used it. Night duty? No. I was looking in how much a spray tan booth is boiling in thunder.

Just have one in here for us. Just, you know, stay ready. Easy thing to do. I'm sure it's cheap. Imagine the whole crew just being tanned all the time. Who's going to be the sprayer, though?

You need a good, even... No, no, no. AI, bro. We got an AI. Think about it. When Goop gets back, Goop will be the best spray tan guy ever. He spent 30 years painting ships. His hand is so smooth. Cover up your cheek, Bob.

I see your nuts. Turn around and bend over and spread them. I've never done the hand spray. That's the only thing I have done. I've only done machine. Hand spray seems I don't know how that works. You know, Bobby's wife actually has a booth. It's like a business she has. She sprays people. I haven't even been

sprayed by her, but she does it. Really? Yeah. She bought like somebody's booth. Why didn't you get sprayed? Yeah, I just get sprayed by her. I haven't been sprayed by her. It's a good question. I don't know. So how's this work? You guys go in there? It's weird. I'll tell you how. I go into the machine. It's really weird. And tell you how. I go into the machine. It's really weird.

And you're here. Then you're like here. Oh. Then you're here. What about your face? How do they do that? And then you're here. That sprays your face. Yeah.

That's it. So for someone who's done both, do you do that? You're naked, though. No. You can do whatever you want. I think some girls go naked for sure. I don't know if guys have dong out. I don't know if they do.

I've always done boxers and rolled them up. Yeah, I'd wear my swim trunks. In the person booth? No, no, no, in the person booth. The person booth. It's a little pop-up thing, and then I'll just roll my little trunks up. I roll my trunks. From here to here, it's just like...

Yeah, you have a really weird looking... Very white. And then they do this, and then this, and then... How quick? It's a quick operation? Yeah, but the problem is last time I did it before we went to Cab with my family that you need to like let it sit in before you shower for like sometimes six hours overnight or ever oh no so this one i got was supposed to be the quick one and once you get it done it smells it's terrible you whatever oh yeah so i can't sweat i took a

shower like 60 minutes after my last one and it completely wiped off nothing was not not a single i thought it was like i'll have a little bit. She told me it was a fast one. A shade? I paid for the fast one. Like, hey, this one you can wash off in 90 minutes or whatever. I always go tinted. There's like a clear option and a tinted option.

I always go tinted. I get the lightest they have because I'm ghost white anyway. Hey, you're going to have to fight against all the red on my body. Nija. Nija. I'm ghost white anyway. Hey, you're going to have to fight against all the red on my body. Need you. Need you. I'm on TV 4K tomorrow. So let's go ahead and not make me be the color of a tomato,

which I heard you guys talk about the other day. Yeah, what do you say? Tomato or tomato? You heard me. I just said it. Tomato. You say bagel or bagel? Definitely bagel.

Okay. And tomato. Milk, milk. And tomato. Milk, milk. And tomato. Milk, milk. You say milk or milk? I heard that as well. It's a big test.

How about milk and... You ever hear somebody say pillow wrong? Pillow. Pillow. Yeah. I'll tell you what. I think he's sitting here. That's an interesting one.

That's dumb. Diggs, are you a pillow guy? No, pillow. Pillow. Okay, so milk is just a thing. He's he's a milk i don't know why that happens is the coach i thought on purpose i don't fucking try to do it makes me want to smack him right in the mouth every time he says yeah the friend i grew up with this that said milk also said pillow so is it hand in hand that person's a prick ton ton you beat pillow though i did beat pillow

you beat pillow i said pillow i'd want you to put a bunch of fucking gallons of milk in there and fucking beat me with it. I think we can get over our milk situation, too. Don't you think we can get back to milk? Yeah, just say milk. Say it right now. Milk. There it is. You got it.

It's in there. Hey, we're all drinking the same thing. How about pizza or pizza? I want to just change for you guys, though. Pizza or pizza? Excuse me? Wait, what? I think I'm just going pizza.

What was the other option? Pizza. Pizza or pizza? I me? I think I'm just going pizza. What was the other option? Pizza. Pizza or pizza? I'll take my first one. How about distract or distract? I do like distract more. Distract. Okay.

What a distraction here. Stronger. Dude, he drops it in there. Stronger is really good. A new word will come out of nowhere. He had one yesterday, and I co-signed. I forget what it was. It was awesome. He has word will come out. He had one yesterday and I cosigned. I forget what it was. He had to stop and acknowledge it. It was awesome.

He has so many good ones like that. He just keeps, he goes right through them. I have a hard time not talking to him. Just immediate that in the English language in his brain, S-T-R is immediately S-K-R. Yeah, that's unreal. Middle word. You know, like you can speak freely, sentence

and a middle of word comes and it's not even a disc. Scratch. It's just, this is the word. Unbelievable. It's awesome. It's phenomenal. I haven't seen that in a while.

Speaking a couple different languages. I think it's Atlanta. I believe. I'm not 100% sure. I think that's what he said. Anyone in the office speak another language other than English? We. Yeah, French.

Oh, yeah, French. I know Zito understands Spanish. C-Sanior. French. Bill was walking around. He speaks mutant. All right. I speak a little Mandarin.

Bill did not deserve that. I got Mandarin in my repertoire. Hey, why don't you just end the show? We're about to end anyway, bro. You want to make one? Here we go. Hold on. Perfect.

Hold on. Here. Say the words. Use the mic. What do you want to do? What are you giving away? All right, give give away what did we say last time we tried to get 15 merches the other day we didn't make one 15 merches if you drain this you're gonna drain if you first one i've been doing so many push-ups i can tell your arms are bigger than mine for sure

i promise you that i've never i've never had big arms i've never had i've always looked at dudes that are like and i'm like man that dude has like man strength i've never gotten a man strength. I've always looked at dudes that are like, and I'm like, man, that dude has man strength. I've never gotten mine. I'm almost 40. Oh, you're saying I got man strength? Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Let's go. So you're properly jocked. Have you felt the dad strength?

I'm going to get leaner, though. I've been eating a lot. Yeah, now you got your dad strength. You know, I don't even, it's not even like a. You look properly jocked right now. You do look proper. You do get a good bicep pump when you hold your kids. Boom, yeah.

Right, left, right, left. I've been doing a lot of this number here, too. Oh, it's awesome. A full hold? Yeah. Keep it low nice and then like i carry yeah i carry my young kids sometimes when they don't want to carry because i'm like i need to get a good pump in quick no joke it's like carrying heavy kettlebells yeah what i'm saying is i don't know

oh shit oh where's the rest of them? That one was not good though. How many marches you given? 15 I think you said. Out of your pocket? Yep. 15 out of AJ's. 15. Bang.

Oh. Oh shit. Oh shit. Last attempt here AJ. You got it. You have to. Oh there's guns blowing. Guns blowing.

Like that. Yep. Don't need it. Too strong. Too strong. Strong. Very strong. Way too strong. Strong. Alright last one here. And then we get out of here. We're going to. Too strong. Too strong. Strong. Very strong. Way too strong.

Strong, strong. All right, last one here, and then we'll get out of here. We're going to have a great weekend. You did a fantastic job here. You did. Thank you. Congrats on the baby. Thanks, man.

What's up? We can stop patting him. What are we doing? Hey, why'd you kick the baseball in the middle of a sports celebration at Thai? Did I? Yeah, you did. You watched the video? Because I was so excited.

I don't know what I did. I blacked out. It seemed like you wanted somebody to pitch you a baseball. I thought about it. You watched the video? Because I was so excited. I don't know what I did. I blacked out. It seemed like you wanted somebody to pitch you a baseball. I thought about it. You were like, no. Ty wasn't on the same page as me. What if you would have got that baseball during the sports championship, throw it up in the air, and fucking hit it?

I'm not going to lie. Is that what you were thinking? I had a lot of ideas. Why were you immediately looking for a baseball? I saw the baseball here. And so I was going to, yeah, I thought one of those guys might mosey it in my direction. I was just going to tap it left. You know, there's a bull in a china shop, whatever.

Yeah. Dude, first of all, his celebration was he was hitting the bat off my desk. Yeah. What did you watch? Yeah, I watched it. But what the fuck? Boom, hitting it off my desk. It was a stick tap because I gave, Pac asked me for that hockey stick.

So I was like, oh, here we go. That's all I have. Then you saw the baseball. You went to reach for it. Then you kicked it right atop, and it bounced back out here. The end of that video is the baseball sitting right there. That's not exactly how I thought I was going to execute the plan. Yeah, as I was watching you work, I'm like,

is that guy going to hit a baseball? Oh, shit. Here we go. I was like pumped. I was like super pumped. Yeah, ran to the screen. Here we go. 15 mer, like, pumped. I was, like, super pumped. Yeah. Right into the screen. Here we go. 15 merches.

I'll get there. Where's that bonus? Sorry about it. Football, football, football. Sorry about it. Here, throw one in the thing. Yep. Here you go.

Oh. Oh. That would have been one of the best. Yep. Another one. Yep. You got the dad. That went in. That went in. Throw it in the other net.

Guy's a dad. He sucks. Yeah. Come on. Let's go. What is it? 15 merches. That's it.

That's it. Everybody, we're going to get out of here. Monday, we will be back. Thank you to everybody. Thank you to Pat for stopping by. Obviously, boys, everyone behind the glass, appreciate you guys. Appreciate Bobby coming on. Thank you to Sam. Obviously. Yes. Thank you to Pat for stopping by. Obviously, boys, everyone behind the glass, appreciate you guys. Appreciate Bobby coming on. Thank you to Sam.

Obviously. Thank you to Mackenzie as well. Thank you. Thank you. Yes, of course. Hopefully your script is ready to be picked up, Pat. Script. Script.

Yeah, no, what did I say? Script. Did I? Script. Yeah. Script. Script. Script. Script. Same word, right? Script. Did I? Script. Yeah. Script. Script. Script.

Same word, right? Script. Pretty much either way. We're going to get out of here for the weekend. Boys, have a great weekend. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there, right? Mother's Day is Sunday. Should be a great day for everyone.

Check us out on Monday. We'll see you on Monday, guys. See ya. Bye.