The Peacock and Gamble Podcast - The Peacock and Gamble Podcast: Edinburgh Fringe 2012 Episode 26 (Peacock and Gamble)

Episode Date: March 7, 2021

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Cause it's not a Peacock and it's not a Peacock But it is right Peacock and it is a Gamble Peacock and Gamble, Peacock and Gamble, Peacock and Gamble. Because it's not a Peacock and Gamble, it's not a Peacock and Gamble, but it is right. Peacock and it is a Gamble, Peacock and Gamble, Peacock and Gamble, Peacock and Gamble. Here they are. It's the Peacock and Gamble Edinburgh podcast. Oh no, what? The grand finale. Is it grand? Yeah, the grand finale.

Yeah. We have put some nice red curtains up. Yeah, lovely curtains. The Queen is in the royal box. Yeah, she is. We have got our tuxedos on and our best trainers. Yeah.

And here we are now live on the stage. I'm Ray Peacock. I'm Ed Gamble. And now let's proceed with the grand finale. Here we are. So, how many have we done?

25. 25. This is number 26. This is number 26. Yeah. Mental. Yeah. Ridiculous.

Stupid idea. It was a ridiculously stupid idea. I was going to say something at the time, but you just seemed so excited. Yeah. I've had no fringe to speak of. Yeah. Well, you have. I've done my show and the podcast.

Yeah. Done a show. That is a fringe. I'm eating a load of honey. Yeah. Well, nearly half a squirty bottle. Just add another little squirt of it now. Yeah.

It helps your throat, doesn't it? Yeah. And of course, you're a bear. Where'd you get honey from? Is it from a tree? It's your throat, doesn't it? Yeah. And of course, you're a bear. Where do you get on your from? Is it from a tree? It's like bee milk. Bee milk? Yeah.

You have to milk a bee. What? You know how there's a bee on the front, right? Yeah. Look, look at that. That's because you milk the bees. No, the bees are like the same colour, aren't they? No, no, no, no.

It comes from the bee. You milk it. Which means it comes from the bee. You know those little things hanging out the bottom of a bee? Oh, that's a good one Ed so when you were a little boy

and you got stung by a bee did you think they were putting honey in you no you're off your head mate

no but you get it off the bee how can you get honey off a bee it's fur there's women

who suck them off there's these women right and it's all their job is yeah to go around

all day sucking bees off brilliant can we get a film and get and just

before and just before they do the honey yeah right they point it in a bucket so they don't take it

in a mouth yeah they just point it in a bucket which I'll be honest that's why bees are so annoyed all the time

they're always stinging people those are all the dirty bee teasers the bee teasers that's what they're called actually so you do know

about it the bee teasers suck them off right until they're about to come and then point them into a bucket and they do honey in the bucket and then they they're about to come and then point them into a bucket. Yeah.

And they do honey in the bucket. And then they sell the honey to us. And then they sell the honey to us. And I put it up my throat. It makes my throat better. Yeah. For a minute. So that's what it is, mate.

I didn't know about that. Yeah. So you're learning something new today. I like to learn. We've finished our show now. Finished now. Bye. So there's no point even promoting it.

Yeah. I don't even want to be on telly anyway. 9.40 plus is Dome Dome. It's finished. Right. Well, that is the first time you've probably done it without even promoting it. Yeah. Peacock and Gamble don't even want to be on telly anyway. 9.40 plus is Dome Dome. It's finished. Right. Well, that is the first time you've probably done it without any prompting. Right. So as soon as we finish, that's when you learn where it is and what time it's on.

Joker Dome. No, Joker Dome shut down three years ago, so. What was it? Ten Dome. Ten Dome, that's it. Well done. Well done, mate. Last night, because the front of house staff have to shout out this is the last call for

Peacock and Gamble in Nintendo. Yeah. They do that. And I didn't think they'd done it loud

enough so I didn't want to know. Did you? Yeah. I shouted out this is the last call for

Peacock and Gamble in Nintendo you idiots. If you haven't got tickets for it you'll never see it now.

Oh that's good. Yeah. Well that let them all know. Did anyone listen? So I heard some people

laughing downstairs. Oh. Probably industry. Yeah. Cackling away at the comp tickets they didn't pick up. Yeah. So it's all done. Did you have a nice time?

I had a really nice time. It was probably one of my top fringes. Yeah. We should explain, by the way, that our guest today is Peacock and Gamble. Yeah. The famous Peacock and Gamble. They'll be coming up later on. They've had a very good fringe.

Yeah. They've had a very good fringe and a breakthrough act, many are saying. Yeah. So we'll have a chat to us. Yeah, later on. Technically a sellout. Yeah. They've had a very good fringe and a breakthrough act many are saying. Yeah. So we'll have a chat to us. Yeah later on. Technically a sellout. Yeah.

By the fringe rules. By the fringe rules of just if you want to say it say it. Yeah. So there you go. Yeah. It's done alright

though. Yeah. So we did our last show last night. Yeah. Relatives will be well behaved for our last show.

It was good. Well I think we were just happy with the show and wanted to do it proper. Yeah. And any other bits were quite well pitched and within the confines of it being for an audience.

I think the older I get, the more I can't be doing with people messing about in their last show. Yeah. There's two things, actually. It's messing around in your last show. Also, I've heard about and seen several people perform drunk this year.

Yeah. On stage. And it genuinely makes my blood boil it makes your blood boil yeah it makes me really angry oh you want to sort that out mate no do that that won't be anything

to do with that that'll be a kidney problem no but it's like oh no you don't want that mate I can hear it in my ears no you want to go to the doctors about that

it's rude though isn't it it is rude it's terribly rude yeah last night I wrote a few new bits just for a minute you write any new bits always write

I wrote a new bit where did you for a minute. You write any new bits? Always write. I wrote a new bit! Where did you write it down? In my other pad that I've put in my case now. Oh, right, okay, in your other pad that you've left in your other trousers. No, in my case that goes to a different school. So I've sent that off anyway. Yeah.

A few little bits. Yeah, but they were good, though. I think they, at one point, I actually explained to the audience that that was a new bit, because I think they just thought it was part of it because they were just laughing it just felt perfectly pitched I also had a

screen malfunction last night yeah and that's just to do with us that does sound like you had some sort of bladder problem

right no it was to do with our our show yeah I went through a slide by accident yeah

but again that was funny I thought that felt like a sort of really nice structured accident. Yeah, it was real. It was real. We just fucked up, didn't we?

Yeah. And we gave all the audience a tin of Peppermint. And then you realised... That we need them for the tour. That we need them for the tour. And that was just as everyone had left and we'd packed up. They'd all gone away. Oh, right. Luckily, we put a tweet out saying, please bring them back. And one person did. Yeah, Zoe. Yeah. Zoe, you've been lucky, hasn't she? Yeah, she's been very nice, yeah. We're in support of her last year. She's been a few times.

I hope she's paid. Oh, I hope she has. I hope she's not been coming in on her pass all them times. Right, well, Zoe, if you have, we want... We want the money now and all. £24. Yeah. So you've given us the pep in our back and we now want the money and all.

Thank you. Thank you, Zoe. So have you enjoyed the run out of French? It's one of my favourite ones, I think. Yeah. I think we had a really good show and lots of people

came to see it. Yeah. And I'd say 96% of them enjoyed it. Yeah. And I just had a lovely time, mate. And I've not read reviews,

which I think really helps and I'm going to do that from now on. Yeah. I've had a nice bagel for lunch. Right. Just all in all,

just what a nice time. I had a couple of breakfasts at Project Coffee down the road. Yeah, you like that don't you? They were quite nice. A day in your food

awards. I've not got food awards unfortunately. Naughty Keith will be along in a little while. He's got his awards hasn't he? The Naughty Keith

awards that we do every year. Yeah. Naughty Keith, if you don't know, is a little puppet that I, well last year I decided to become the world's

best ventriloquist. Yeah. So I made myself a ventriloquist so I made myself a ventriloquist puppet and got really good at it he'll be coming on in a little bit Naughty Keevy

he is quite naughty so I'll warn you about that look he's more than naughty isn't he he's a very naughty boy actually he's offensive so we'll have a chat

we're going to go over basically a recap we're going to have a recap of the podcast we've done so far so far this is it that's it

please don't think so far was a little oh remember when Ray said so far? Yeah. And then that means there are going to be more. No, I mean, all the podcasts we have done to this final one. And we weren't going to have a recap of this podcast so far. Yeah.

Because that would just be us going, remember when Ray said so far that time. Yeah. I mean, save Ray. I think I want to change my name. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I think so. All right.

I think it's got beyond a joke now. Alright. Because my real name is Ian and last night, three people back to back all came up and started going, oh, Ray Peacock, Ray Peacock, oh, Ray Peacock. And it's not that. And it's never been that. We know that. We've said that before. No, but I want to reiterate it because people aren't getting it. Yeah. And I find it offensive. Wow. I do, genuinely.

I genuinely find it offensive. I find it offensive because it makes me blacklisted, it makes me unemployable if people think that's a genuine thing.

Yeah. It's not a real thing anyway. A rape cop doesn't mean anything. Yeah. So you're a fucking moron if you think

that's funny. And also, up until two years ago, no one said it and I've been doing it for like eight, nine years. Yeah.

No, it's weird, isn't it? It's because rape been doing it for like eight, nine years yeah no it's weird isn't it it's because rape has become allowable to be used casually yeah it's weird as a joke or you know and it shouldn't be

it should be treated with horror yeah you know when in the past when I start complaining about things and you say don't do that

because that's just going to make people come up and say it to you but I mean if they do it's fine honestly if you say it to me

on Twitter if you joke about it I will genuinely and I've been doing it for Honestly, if you say it to me on Twitter, if you joke about it, I will genuinely, and I've been doing it for ages, I've got a thousand people blocked on Twitter. A thousand people

have said it to you? No, there are different reasons. A thousand people, mate? I've got a thousand people blocked on Twitter. If I unblocked

all those people, I'd have loads more followers. A thousand more. No, so they can still follow you if you block them.

But they don't show my followers, do they? Yeah, they'll show on your followers. Really? You just won't be able to see anything that they say. Oh, fuck off, you lot. Seriously. But they don't show my followers, do they? Yeah, they'll show on your followers. Really? You just won't be able to see anything that they say.

Oh, fuck off, you lot. Seriously. Yeah, but they don't know, do they? Right, well, I promise you, if you've ever said Ray Peacock to me on Twitter, as in any way, I've blocked you. Right. So I can't see what you're saying. So I'm not ignoring you.

Well, I am, but I don't even know I'm ignoring you. That's how brilliant I am. Yeah. So I'm considering changing it to Ian Peacock. Ian Peacock. Going to have to, man. We had to disable comments on my Russell Howard YouTube video. Yeah.

On YouTube. Yeah. Because it was just people saying it constantly. Well, Russell said it, didn't he? Russell did say it, yeah. Yeah. But not on telly. But they're recording.

Yeah. So what can I do? I don't know. Isn't it a bit of a speed bump in your career, changing your name again? Yeah, but it a bit of a speed bump in your career changing your name again? Yeah it's more of a speed bump for people in industry to be thinking that

I think rapey cock is a funny joke Yeah but that doesn't mean they'll forget about that though does it? Well they're going to have to aren't they? If I've changed it

I'll get Bennett and Chortle to write an article about it Oh yeah that'd be good really draw attention to it Yeah yeah really make a big fuss about it No it ruined my night last night.

It was on sort of last night, last night after our show. Feeling really good about it. And then three people said it. One person said it

was industry. And I went out. Yeah. Ruined my night. Well, you didn't go home, did you? Well, I sort of went out.

You didn't go home because I came back and two of our massive posters, our massive lamp post ads, were just sitting outside our rooms.

Yeah. Well, that's because that's another complaint I've got. Right, we're not, no, we're not turning this into this. No, listen. No, we're not. We've had a really nice time. We're not sitting, this is just the last podcast for us to have a nice chat and go, brilliant, what a lovely time we had. Let's be funny boys.

We did that stuff about spunking bees, that was brilliant. Yeah. And now you've gone, right, I'm going to use this to get it all out of the open. No, that's not true at all. No, we are going, we are looking back over our fringe. Yeah. The good bits. And the bad bits.

No. Mate, you can't be like that. I can. I can. I'm not having this. Come on. I'm not having this, you miserable twat. Come on.

We'll talk about that girl you brought back who died. That was a good bit. No, it's not a good bit, mate. That was a good bit. I got rid of it. You had a good bit till you realised, didn't a good bit, mate. That was a good bit. I got rid of it. You had a good bit till you realised, didn't you? No, we paid thousands for them.

No, no. They had post adverts and they won't even give us one at the end. Fine, we won't even have got one. It's good. Yeah, what? Four miles? Yeah, it's fine.

What, do you know how to do it? Like a weirdo. I walked past police with them. Yeah, I know. And they were looking at me weird and they had to show them I was on them. They were going, right,

there is a rapey cock over there. Yeah, your block's on Twitter. Let's get on with it. Peacock and Gamble, Peacock and Gamble. So we decided to do the podcast every day on the fringe. Yeah. Stupid idea. But they were good.

Yeah, but it's come out well. Right, I'm being positive here. You are in such a, look, you're going, so we decided to do, oh, it's a stupid idea. Oh, my poor name right so I'm gonna right I'm gonna keep this going guys

alright come on so we did it every day it went well it was brilliant so the more positive you are the more damn beat I'm gonna become

right okay so you need to find a middle ground there otherwise people are gonna go oh isn't Ed irritated like no I don't

need to find a middle ground you need to cheer the fuck up mate right well it's what you need to do what so I don't beat it mate because well I have it's to cheer the fuck up, mate. Right, well, it's what you need to do. What?

Sort out your diabetes, mate, because... Well, I have. It's getting to the point now where it's ridiculous. I have sorted it out. Yeah, we say you've sorted it out, but you're still doing your injections, aren't you? Yeah. I've seen you doing it. I've seen you doing it after the show. Yeah.

I've seen you testing your blood. Yeah. Mental. Got to. Got to. Living your life like that is mental. Living my healthy life. Right, you say it often, don't you? Trying to keep my steady blood sugar.

Yeah, daft air. Yeah, I'm getting it cut. Oh, yeah. Now, what's happening now is Ray's backed into a corner, because I'm telling you to cheer up. I'm not, I'm not! He's going, diabetes! Forgot your lines one night.

So let's go over the podcast we did. All right, then. Because it was a stupid idea, but we knew it was a stupid idea to begin with. Yeah. Because I found it hard to do one a week when we were doing one a week. Yeah.

Then we said, let's do one a day. Yeah. And we found it hard to do one a week when we were doing one a week. Yeah. Then we said, let's do one a day. Yeah. And we thought they'd be like 20 minutes long. We were still in control of how long they were. I know,

but the plan was going to be... And then they just started fucking and growing. But they did. The plan was to do five minutes of us and then a 15 minute interview. Yeah, yeah.

That was the plan. Yeah. But you can't really do 15 minutes. It simply didn't happen. But it's Greg Davies' fault. He set the precedent. Yeah. Taking us round't really do 15 minutes. It simply didn't happen. But it's Greg Davies' fault. He set the precedent. Yeah. Taking us round his house and talking at us for four hours.

That was like no one had ever spoke to him before. Yeah, I know. He was just cooped up. He had been cooped up for a while, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we had Greg first. Yeah. That was really, really nice.

Yeah. And obviously, you know Greg. Well, we both know Greg, but you know him much better than me. From all the times you've stayed in our cells with him. A bit weird. It is a bit weird. Then we have Lee Mack. Yeah. Who I know better than you. Yeah, that's's stayed in her cells with him it's a bit weird it is a bit weird then we have Lee Mack who I know better

than you yeah that's true yeah so there we go unless he knows everyone best alright okay alright

Greg Ed wins that one yeah thank you Lee Mack Ray wins that one definitely win that one I know Lee Mack better so Lee went to his book launch yeah in his swimming

pool under the hotel yeah that was really really nice and it was enjoyable as well this gets less exciting as we go through. It's Greg's flat, Lee Mack's book launch,

and then a lot of them are just this table. Our flat, yeah. Then we did Rob Dearing. Yeah, you probably know him better. I know him better, definitely. You did an Edinburgh with him and lived with him and that. I didn't do an Edinburgh...

Yeah, we were on the same show. You were living together, though. We did live together, yeah. Yeah, great one. So Rob was really nice to be around and he sort of cheered us up a little bit. Yeah. And then Gareth. I know Gareth better, I think. Do were living together though. We did live together and I'm grateful. So Rob was really nice to be around and he sort of cheered us up a little bit. Yeah.

And then Gareth. I know Gareth better I think. Do you think? Yeah. Yeah. I did a show with Gareth.

Gareth I think is my favourite interview. Yeah. It's a good one. It really really was. I bumped into Gareth yesterday and it was really sunny and he

was. Did he cry? No he was pushing his children around in a double decker pram and I had a chat with him and it made me really happy.

Was he a happy boy? Yeah he just seemed happy he seemed relaxed. Yeah. I had a chat with one of his sons. It happy. Was he a happy boy? Yeah, he just seemed happy. He seemed relaxed. Yeah. I had a chat with one of his sons. It was nice. What did his son say? He'd just broken his toe

so we were just talking. Oh! You can't fix a broken toe? Well, yeah, it was just strapped to the other one. Yeah, it just fixes itself. Yeah. Can't put it in pasta.

No. Anyway, let me do Russell Owens. You can't fix a broken heart. You can't, can you now? Or ribs. Let me do Russell Owens. Yeah, you know him better. I know Russell better. Yeah. That's a nice one, so I win that one. We went down to Russell's

office to do that. We did, yeah, with the big knob in it. Yeah, he had a great big knob in it. And then, and some props. Oh! I was thinking of Russell Howard as a knob, but he's not. He's not, he's a nice man. Yeah. And he's got his thumb. Yeah. He's cut his thumb. Oh yeah, he has, hasn't he? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He cut his thumb and then started getting pains in his arm and apparently he nearly had to have his thumb amputated. Really? Apparently so, yeah. Oh, wow.

Yeah, really serious, apparently. Oh, wow. How did he cut his thumb? I don't know. All I know is that I texted him saying, oh, you're all right, I've got a polypharm in that. Don't worry about texting back. Because you can't, can you not?

No. Then we did Rich Hall. No, no, Rich Herring. You can't just put initials because you won't. Rich H, that'd be Rich Hall. Richard Herring, that is. Richard Herring, Rich Herring. You can't just put initials because you won't... Rich H, that'd be Rich Hall. Richard Herring, that is. Richard Herring. Richard Herring.

You know better. Yeah, but I think less said about that, but... Then Marek. Marek, yeah. Marek Larwood. Very, very nice interview. Yeah. He came in and took us to task.

Yeah, he did. Yeah. He just came in with his little naughty face. A naughty face? Yeah, he's got a naughty face. What's a naughty face? What's a naughty? Like steptoe. I've never heard with his little naughty face. A naughty face? Yeah, he's got a naughty face. What's a naughty face? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's a naughty?

Like steptoe. I've never heard that. Naughty. Is it a northern thing? Yeah. Yeah, naughty. Yeah, he came in here with his naughty face on. Yeah, yeah, but great interview.

Yeah. It was a really nice one. Enjoyed that one. Yeah. When I said we'll have a recap, I thought we'd talk about them, but all I'm thinking is, that was nice. Yeah. Enjoyed that.

Who knows my best? Is it equal? Probably is equal. Yeah, let's go with equal. All right. Draw. Draw on that one. Joe Lycett. That was a. Yeah. Enjoyed that. Who knows my art best? Is it equal? Probably is equal. Yeah, let's go with equal. Alright. Draw. Draw on that one. Joe Lycett.

That was a nice interview. It was horrible. It was filthy. It was disgusting. I saw him yesterday, right? And I'd not seen him since the interview. And he was equally filthy, like straight away. Well, here's the thing, right?

Because I said to him, I went, you might have been beaten on the filth. Yeah. By Angela Barnes. Yeah. And he said, oh, can I come back on? I'll talk about the inside of an anus. I was like, oh, for of an anus oh for goodness sake Joe Lyser

well here's the thing right we didn't even say it in the interview yeah he's a bisexual yeah which means that he would kiss a boy

yeah or a girl and it doesn't matter to him but I think he I think he leans more towards boys I think he says yeah

but nevertheless really that's ridiculous Joe Lyser and I didn't know what to say when he was here about it

no I think we should just tell people now yeah bisexual I can't believe it the other day I was sat outside

the Dundun right right I was sat with a girl and Joe came over and I pointed at the girl's bosoms yeah and I went

what percentage do you like them and Joe Lysa 100% cured him well that's well done though. Yeah cheers man.

And Joe Lysett was our only nominee interviewee as well. Was he? He got nominated. Oh in the award things? Yeah best newcomer.

Sadly he's not nominated in the Nautic Keith Awards. No he's not but So Joe Lysett who knows him best? I don't know we've got again

probably equal draw. Nish Kumar. Nish Kumar. Who is Nish Kumar? Good question. We'll never know who knows him best. We'll never know yep at me. You. Tom Tuck. Nish Kumar. Who is Nish Kumar? Good question. You'll never know. Who knows the best?

Yeah. At me. You. Tom Tuck. Tom Tuck. Saw him last night. Did you? Yeah.

He came over. Pretty much, yeah. He came over, right? This is the honest good truth. He was about to walk into the dome and he said, hello. And I told him,

yes. And then he stood in front of me and went, what's your favourite drug? And I've not got a favourite drug so I've not done drugs for a long, long time. He went, oh. But what would be your favourite one of all the ones you've got? And I told him, he went, oh no, no, that's my least favourite.

I went, okay. I went, what's your favourite one? And then he turned to me and went, oh, that's my least favourite one. He went, well, there you go. And then he reached inside his coat and brought out a pint which was half full of whiskey. Right? I went, where did you get that from?

He went, just took it. I went, mate, that's not worth keeping that pint. He went, no, whiskey.

It's whiskey. Drank it off of me, so I was like, I'm alright, thank you. Yeah. Right, then he put it back in his coat

and he went, I'm going in the dome now, so I'm hiding it. I went, okay, no problem. I went, the checking bags,

I noticed the checking bags, he went, there's nothing in my bag. I went, water, and he checked his bag and he just took his half pint of whiskey and went, brilliant. He's. I noticed they're checking bags. I went, there's nothing in my bag. I went, water. And he checked his bag. And he just took his half pint of whiskey in there. Brilliant.

He's headed for trouble, that lad. He is headed for trouble as well. But a lovely, lovely lad. Yeah, very, very nice. Yeah, nice little senior, isn't he? Yeah. He knows him best. Probably me.

You reckon? A little longer, yeah. But bear in mind, I had that long chat with him last night. That's true. Let's save me. Let's save me. Tim Vine. Tim Vine.

The Joker motif. I love Tim Vine. The ponderful Tim Vine. The ponderful Tim Vine. Vine the Joker motif I love Tim Vine the pundiful Tim Vine the pundiful Tim Vine Tim joke Tim

Timmy joke no that's not no it's got to be a play on words alright Macbeth right

don't worry about it I know it I know it best just a play on words I upset Tim the other day you did I genuinely didn't mean to and it's really bothering me

yeah because I've seen him a couple of times since and it's not been the same. Because you've really upset him, mate. Well, what I said was, right,

I bumped into him and I'd been walking out of the courtyard with all his audience and I thought this was really funny. I said, I just heard over

in a woman and a man together leaving your show and the man was saying, yes, doc, because what happens in Tim's show is he has guests from the audience just on the spot and the man was saying yes darling because what happens in Tim's show is he has guests

from the audience just on the spot and the man was saying to the woman really exasperated he went yes darling you would have been better

but would you have wanted to do it right and I told Tim that I think it was funny about you know saying more about her and she sat there going

I could do this I could do this and he really took it to heart and he went oh don't think that's really indicative of the show and I was like no that's really indicative of the show. Oh.

And I was like, no, that's not what I was saying. I wasn't saying it was a rubbish show. But I think she might have been saying that she could have been a better guest. I don't think she was talking about presenting it. No, that's what I meant. Yeah.

He probably took it as like they could do the show better than Tim. That a stranger could do it better than Tim. It was awful because then he started explaining what he does in his show. Yeah, mate, you've really got to be careful

during the Fringe with what you say to people. I know you're fun and you like a joke and make fun of everyone but everyone's very sensitive. I wasn't making fun of him. You were really making fun of him

and everyone's very sensitive because they're putting their shows on. You know that. You know that. You're sensitive to things that people say and I just don't,

I think on this occasion you've really misjudged it. Oh, Tim, I'm sorry. I said to him at the time, I went, no, that's not what I meant. Too late, mate. It was. It was like shutters came down. And since then, I'm going to reveal this.

What? He's left not going out. Oh, come off it. That's not to give it out, is it? Yeah, that's what he said. He didn't say that in the official statement, but that's what's happening. My dad let it go at me. Did he?

Viaman, well, he doesn't speak to me. Yeah. But Viaman, well, he had to go to me because I did a tweet that said there's a girl screaming at the top of her

voice saying why will no one come to my show take a flyer why will no one come to

my show and I put she's answering her own question and my dad got really angry about

it and said he should know better than that he's been in that position

he's been down about that he's been upset about that and it wasn't that

it wasn't that I was saying, oh, no, we should go to a show. It was because she was screaming at the top of her voice outside her load of flats. She read that tweet. For an hour. She read that tweet.

That's Tim Vine's niece. Oh, no! Let's just say you won't be welcomed around the Vine household any time soon. I won't. Do you know what I did the other day? What?

I listened to Jeremy Vine on the radio. Right. And then I lost the signal. Oh, he is about that sort of thing. Do you know what I did the other day? What? I listened to Jeremy Vine on the radio. Right. And then I lost the signal. Oh, he is about that sort of thing. And now he's down in the Rogers.

Oh, you will not be welcome at the vineyard. Gutted. I bet that's what they call the vineyard. The vineyard, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nick Mohammed next.

Yeah. Nick Mohammed, I probably know him best. No, I think I know him best. I think I went to his show, so. I went to his show as

well. I've known him for years, mate. I've known him for years. Yeah, I've known him for more years. How many years have show as well. I've known him for years, mate. I've known him for years. Yeah? I've known him for more years. Yeah, how many years have you known him for?

You can love him if you want. How many years have you known him for? Seven. I've known him for eight. Eight, have you? Eighteen, eighteen years. Eighteen years. I'm his godfather.

Right, okay. So, Nick was nice, and Nick was also the only one who performed on the podcast. He did a bit from his show, really, He did a bit from his show. Yeah. It was fantastic.

That was really good. A lot of people came up to me and said, that was really good, Mr Swallow on the podcast. It was fantastic. That was really good. A lot of people came up to me and said, that was really good, Mr Swallow, on the podcast. It was really good. And especially good, there's a little story, we actually made him go out of the room and come back in again. He genuinely went out on it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was just shaking his head as he did it. Yeah. It would force him into it. Then Katie Wilkins. Yeah, Katie Wilkins. Our only girl. Our only girl.

Yeah. Wow. In the entire room. Wow. Our only girl. Obviously, you might be thinking, Angela Barnes is a girl. That's not a girl. No, she? Yeah. Wow. In the entire room. Wow. Our only girl, obviously you might be thinking Angela Barnes is a girl. That's not a girl. No, she's a filthy monster. She's a filthy monster. She may look like a lovely lady, but she's got the rotted heart of a

pervert. Yeah, if you tipped her upside down, a pipe would fall out of her. Oh, dirty, filthy come home. so Katie was lovely wasn't she yeah she was with Katie it was a little bit like having a little cat in the house

don't we got the trust off yeah because we knew her already not like having a little cat in your house because obviously you would have hit her at some point

I'd have hit her at the end of her yeah who knows Katie best you probably probably me innit yeah I'm the only one

that slept with her right so then was Tom Deacon Deeks the Deaconator Tom Deacon who went home a day early the way he went to work to do work to do radio lazy to do he went all the way down to do radio yeah boy yeah very lazy boy but he was fun wasn't he he was good fun he rang up a radio producer and he rang up a radio producer and we had to get permission yeah and then we waited a few days on it and then he went yeah it's fine so yeah who knows Deke's best

I think I probably do oh come on why are you doing all this living in Edinburgh it's interesting isn't it how I know all the famous people and you know all the open spots I know all the up and comers

yeah the ones that will be stomping all over your ass yeah Toby Haydick Toby what's next yeah

that was a really good chat as well that's up there with my favourites I think well we then had a very easy edit as well there were certain people that were a very easy chat as well. That's up there with my favourites, I think. Well, we then had a very easy edit as well. There were certain people that were a very easy edit because they just came in. Professional broadcasters.

Yeah, it really was. It was interesting, man. He had it all there. He knew how to speak and stuff. We had some guests that couldn't speak. No, everyone does know how to speak. We don't have to run everyone through a crash course of English or anything like that.

I don't know. It's a bit of a struggle. Oh, yeah. Because that brings on Silky, who was next. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. He was an editor. Toby Haydoke.

Yeah. Who knows him best? Oh, me, definitely. Yeah, we'll get that one out. Then Silky. Yeah. These were the two, that little duo there,

Toby Haydoke and Silky. Yeah. They were the two shows I desperately wanted to see. Yeah. And couldn't see because I was ill last week.

You didn't want to ruin their shows, did you? I didn't want to cough all over their shows. Yeah. But I really, really wanted to see their shows did you? I didn't want to cough all over their shows but I really really wanted to see the shows and I really hope I get to

see them elsewhere. And also just time constraints for doing the podcast. I'm a bit gutted about that because those two shows I desperately wanted to

see and I didn't see them. You saw Nick Muhammad. I saw Nick Muhammad and I saw Richard Heron. Yeah.

I haven't seen Nish tonight. Didn't even see the end of Richard Heron. No I had to go. Had to leave mate. It's a blessed relief.

Yeah. I'll be honest with you so Silky I know best yeah I reckon yeah

Ian Sterling you haven't stolen Ian Sterling one of two edits where we had censorship moments

oh yeah he panicked about something we had two censorship moments one was with Toby Haydoke

where basically Toby Haydoke had said in the podcast no you can't what if it was edited out it was edited out, it was edited out for a reason,

so we can't now say it on here. No, but come on, we just have to... No, no, no, mate, no. It's just out now, isn't it? The reason it was edited out was because he didn't want it in, so you can't now

just repeat what he said because then you may as well have left it in. I think it was, right? Mate. Toby Haydog, right? Mate. He said, right?

No. Well, he just asked... Do you know what it was actually really sweet it was sweet and perfectly reasonable it was sweet it was

and he hadn't said anything bad even no I could have left it in and no one would have I think he was just coming up with stuff to just cause trouble yeah he was just trying

to make me have a bit more editing time I think and he thought you know I'll make sure all that rape he got done going to pub yeah

so we edited Tabor we also edited Ian Stirling because we said something defamatory. Yeah, about his dog on CBBC. Scott, his dog, he just told us we get into legal problems for saying that. Yeah. It wasn't even us, it was not Keith.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. God knows what Keith's going to say today about all that. He's not even heard that it's been edited, has he? Has he not? No. He'll be livid. Oh, he'll be livid.

He's going to say some horrible things. He really is. I think you'll find if Sterling's not here he knows Sterling best me probably why do you think that I think I've known him

longer than you I hang out with him quite a lot when loads of times sure when I know him really well

oh brilliant why am I not invited to that then we had Jimmy Cricket which was mental to me it was really exciting and really cool

and they're two opposite ends of the spectrum in terms of personality. Yes they are. Nick's very considerate and quiet and Jimmy's very excitable and giddy

and loud. Which puts pay to the whole thing of people saying that all the sort of old school acts are the same and they're all

doing the same jokes and stuff because they're completely different people. Also puts pay to me having a night out because that is an edit and a half

yeah even just on levels yeah just making them the same fucking volume it's like Jimmy shouting like eating

the mic yeah and Mick's like two and a half mile away yeah Mick's having a cig behind a window

yeah and that was really nice though yeah Jimmy really love the interview yeah

it was lovely I just sat there and let it all wash over me. I know. I just was quite sincere and nice. Yeah. Almost sycophantic. Yeah, it was horrible to listen to.

Yes, borderline sycophantic I would say. But you know. Anus licker. Couldn't give a toss, man. Oh, you bet you could for Biggie Jimmy. What?

Give a toss. What, you're suggesting I would toss over Mick Miller and Jimmy Cricket? Even as I said it I thought that's a bit off honestly I really want to have

a one flyer this year literally one flyer yeah redecorating one flyer yeah and I know who that is and let's just let's just say

I'm glad he had that tape on his mouth yeah and also right that's really funny and also yeah there's a picture of two girls

right who've done a show up here I don't know who they are I don't even know what the show is it's XOXO or something and it's literally

them crying for an hour it's a picture of two is that what the show is yeah really yeah why it's like performance art

or something I find that picture of them both crying really sexy I know but don't say it in public why because that's really horrible

and your face changes when you talk about it I know it's weird it's really upsetting but I'm saying because I don't know why I find it sexy you changes when you talk about it. I know, it's weird. It's really upsetting. But I'm saying because I don't know why I find it sexy. You need to see someone

about that. Why? I'm not glad they're upset. It's nothing like that. Well, why are you turning you on then? I think it's because they're very beautiful girls. Well, there you go.

So, but it's not because they're crying. Stop bringing, stop saying, oh, those girls that cry and they're all upset and vulnerable. That really turns me on.

No, I didn't say vulnerable. That's what you mean though. No, it's not at all. It's like, it's like when girls if a very beautiful girl pulls a stupid

face it's very sexy because you can still see how beautiful they are Right Well you know if like a big

muntner does one Yeah Does like a stupid But then so what you're saying you like what your specific sort of niche thing

that you're into is beautiful women Beautiful girls Yeah You're into beautiful girls sorry See that's why they do their show they just cry for them Apparently yeah We should have had them on as a guest that you're into is Beautiful Women Beautiful Women you're into Beautiful Girls sorry so that's why

they do their show they're just quiet apparently yeah we should have had them on as a guest that would have been hilarious well how have they

managed to get through the fringe I don't know I saw one of them yesterday actually one of them's died and another one's just completely dry

like a crisp yeah nothing left of her at all just like a horrible little raisin but beautiful you still see she's beautiful

beautiful girl which is Gavin which is ten foot behind him going I cry sometimes as well so who knows them two girls best neither of us know them who knows Mick and Jimmy best we'll put you

to make you happy it's me because I went out with Mick that night yeah had a few beers with him yeah couple of jars with Mick

yeah tried to get a taxi together yeah didn't I have one I said you can get taxis down there, mate. And he walked down with me and I had this. Yeah.

And then no taxis came. First time ever, no taxis came. I felt like an idiot. That's embarrassing for you, isn't it? Nick Helm. Nick Helm. Didn't understand a word of it.

Too croaky. Too croaky. Too croaky for me. Who knows him best? Me. Ed. Al Murray. Al Murray.

The pub landlord. That's a good one. That's in my top three. Yeah, definitely. Really good. Very good into you. Really interesting. It was funny. The pub landlord. That's a good one. That's in my top three. Yeah, definitely. Really good. Very good into you. Really interesting. It was funny.

It was interesting. It was serious. It was stupid. Yeah. It was considered... Controversial. Controversial. Controversial.

Someone on Twitter. Oh, yes. Someone pulled him for saying puff. Yeah. I think we referenced it in the actual podcast, didn't we? Where I said, oh, you said puff and nonsense. Yeah, yeah. But he wasn't saying it like

no I mean he immediately shut it down and the bloke's not answered back so he just said I used to typify reaction yeah and the bloke should be quiet

and then I think you went yeah come on don't be silly about this and then that was it that's it though everyone just takes a breath and realises that no one means anything by it

and stop waiting to get fucking offended then we'll all be alright and the thing is that bloke, I mean I don't know if he listens to podcasts or just listens to

Al's one or whatever but I think the problem is that bloke probably is a puff. And I think that's why he's so pathetic because he's a real one.

I don't know why people are just ready to be offended at any opportunity. I think it's embarrassing and I don't know why people just wait to

be offended. They're bored. Do you think that's what it is? Possibly. I think people have a cause. So people have a cause with things have you know they have a cause

with things so they voice it yeah you know and it's a weird thing because it's that if someone has a pop-up Al Murray

on Twitter yeah it's almost like not even a pop-up Al Murray it's sort of a way of raising that and saying I was disappointed

you said that and I'll say oh that was silly and you know I was doing this and I said it was silly but it just raises a bit of awareness

around it so I think but I know I'm only best yeah Iman Akabusi Hadchiti Akabusi

go on we'll go with Akabusi little bloke what's his name yeah tiny little bloke yeah lovely man yeah

very good comic never mind that really small and that's the that's the attitude that we've fought to get rid of in that interview

you could get him in a pint who knows him best you talk to him probably me mate you make friends yeah my good little friend you are

Angela Bolt oh by the way you know we talked about people taking photos of him and stuff yeah I was in the Gilded Garden the other day

and someone walked up to him and bent right down and started talking to him right in his face and then went pointed over at his friends and took him over but put his hand

on his back and I think it was really patronising, yeah. We should get him a gun. Yeah, we should. Because I know how to get guns. Yeah. And job arms.

Yeah. Just filth. Absolutely disgusting. Although very interesting. I'm looking forward to her first show about a dad's sex shop. I'm sure she'll be saying

all that sort of thing. Yeah, I bet she gets her funny out in that shit right okay do you know when somebody

gets so sexual it's not even sexy anymore it's just like when she was so gagging for it when she came

on here proper nymph I've never met an actual nymphomania and I was often told a nymphomania

isn't a sexy thing because it's not even sexual they're just out of control it's just

compulsion. Yeah, and that's what it was like. Well, she had her trousers and pants off for the whole thing, didn't she, as well? She didn't have her trousers on. She had a little miniskirt boob tube thing, didn't she? Yeah, yeah. And then she had it all riding up. You could see all of the furry.

Yeah. I'm going, Angela, are you aware of that? Grinding against the table leg. Yeah. Drooling. Both ends. Disgusting. Who knows her best?

Probably equal that, innit? Well, give me both, yeah. Both. After that, best? Probably equal that, innit? Well, give me both, yeah. Both. After that, though. Who was in where,

though? Well, it's what? It's all my genie, though. I wish I would've done that. Equal. Les Dennis.

Les Dennis. Les Dennis. The, right, I'm not joking, right? It was the Les Dennis. I know some of you are thinking now,

oh, now they've just, they've done the list and now they're being silly at the end of it. Yeah, no. No,

right, you know Les Dennis? Right, you know him. It was Les Dennis. Right, it know him. It was Les Dennis. Right, it was him. Les Dennis, right, just went round his house.

Went round his house, offered his coffee. Right. He said, where should I sit? In his own house. In his own house, right? Guess what?

I set up the computer, right, to do the interview. I plugged my plug into Les Dennis' socket. Yeah. Les Dennis. On the wall, wall socket.

So it's been like, who knows him best? I've spoke to him more. You have spoke to him more? Yeah, there you go. Les Dennis. I'll let you so it's been who knows him best I've spoke to him more you have spoke to him more yeah there you go Les Dennis I'll let you have that so in conclusion here are the results

here are the results from the Peacock and Gamble Edinburgh podcast 2012 I say that as if this would be one 2013 Ed Gamble has a score

of 8 you've trounced me mate Ray Peacock has a score of 12 with the remaining 6 interviews well 5 interviews a score draw. A score draw.

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the Peacock and Gamble Edinburgh podcast 2012, with 12 points to Ed Gamble's The Plucky Loser, eight, it's Ray Peacock! Who knew there'd be a winner of the podcast thank you

well done mate would you like to say anything yep Peacock and Gamble Peacock and Gamble so now it's time quickly for our awards they're not our awards mate

of course they're not our awards they are the Naughty Keith Awards now I already I feel a bit silly because I've already won one thing today

you have mate yeah oh who's this over here look everyone it's my old friend Noy Keith here he is now piss

oh Noy Keith you're being such a blooming dirty boy turning the air blue right like a shit we're about to go live guys on the awards

we're about to go live okay Noy Keith are you going to do your awards yeah I am I'm going to do all my awards on the awards. I'm going to go live. Okay. Naughty Keith, are you going to do your awards? Yeah, I am. I'm going to do all my awards now and the nominations. Oh, brilliant Naughty Keith. Welcome to the first annual Naughty Keith Awards, live from the Edinburgh Fringe. Please welcome to the stage your host, Naughty Keith.

Piss Ball bag Wank stain Shove it off your arsehole Angela Barnes Oh, thanks a lot Naughty Keith Now would you read out the nominations For this year's best newcomer Yeah, well

The nominations for newcomer are Nish Kumar for Who is Nish Kumar, Silky for Nut Allegory and Naughty Keith for Peacock and Gamble Daddy Won't Be On Telly Anyway and the winner is Naughty Keith. Oh there's a surprise. Oh brilliant. Well done Naughty Keith. Oh, there's a surprise. Oh, brilliant. Well done, Naughty Keith on being best newcomer in your second year. But let's be honest,

that's the sort of rule they'd have, isn't it? Here you go, Naughty Keith, here's your award. Thanks very much. What's the next award,

Naughty Keith? Right, the next award next year is for... He's not been very naughty so far. Piss. That's not naughty anymore. There's a bit. Right. The next award is for best actor. Come on, so far piss that's not naughty anymore

there's a bit right the next award is for best actor come on Night Keith why don't you read out the nominations best actor nominations

are Ray Peacock for Peacock and Gamble don't even want to be on telly anyway Ed Gamble for Peacock and Gamble don't even want to be

on telly anyway and Night Keith for Peacock and Gamble don't even want to be on telly anyway right yeah and the winner is and the winner is Naughty Keith for Peacock and Gamble don't even want to be on telly anyway. Yeah, and the winner is... And the winner is... Naughty Keith.

Ray Peacock for Peacock and Gamble don't even want to be on telly anyway. Oh, shut up. That's really embarrassing. Alright, I will get my award. Thank you, Naughty Keith.

No, I'm not happy with that. Thank you very much for this award. It's the second one I've had today. Ed should have won. I'm just going to say now... Shut up, Benny Crystal.

You're embarrassing my friend I would like to share this award with my brilliant friend Naughty Keith he has been very very supportive of me

in the little bit while we're doing together in the show also well done to Ed Gamble thank you thank you thank you

next award right the next award is for worst show and the is for worst show and the nominations for worst show are

here we go this is annoying as you like it in Nintendo and why are they nominated for worst show Keith and the winner is

as you like it in Nintendo here comes someone from as you like it okay I! Woo! Oh, here comes someone from As You Like It. Okay. I love you, I hear. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. Oh, I've dropped my drink everywhere.

Oh, this is my ward, is it? I'll just go and fucking leave it on someone else's things. You are being a very naughty boy, aren't you? You are. You young boy from As You Like It. What you will have to learn if you're going to become a professional actor is that you can't treat a dressing room like that when it is a shared one. Nah, fuck it. Oh, is that you kicking a football around the

dressing room again, breaking things? Yeah, I think you've got a massive fucking debt at the end of this Fringe-ing. As You Like It, winner of worst show. Boo! Now to Big Award. Oh, should I not keep on presenting this bit? Now it's time for the Big Award. The best! Now the big award. Oh, shut up, Notty Keef. I'm presenting this bit.

Now it's time for the big award. The best show off the fringe. Here's Notty Keef with the nominees. The nominees for best show on the fringe comedy are Nick Mohamed in Mr Swallow. It was Mr Swallow. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

Peacock and Gamble. Don't even want to be on telly anyway. Oh, I was so happy we're nominated and Richard Herring Talking Cock The Second Coming that's all the shows I saw drum drum

drum drum drum and the winner of best comedy show Edinburgh Fringe in the Naughty Keeper Awards 2012

is Richard Herring for Talking Cock what are you the Naughty Keith Awards 2012 is Richard Herring for talking to us. What? What? Are you joking Naughty Keith?

Keith! No, I think you two are rubbish. I hate you. Keith, but this is a perfect opportunity

to make it. No, Richard Herring has done more to support me than any of you two this year.

He has been talking to me and bowled me up to a big wrestler. And to Nina Conti as well. Naughty Keith, I think you changed your name then, didn't you? No, that a big wrestler. And to Nina Conti as well. Yeah.

Notty Keith, I think you changed your name then, didn't you? No, that's how I say it, Nina Conti. Notty Keith, please. That's very offensive. That's Tom Conti's daughter. I don't care. I will say Conti if I want. Hey, when's she coming on the podcast?

Oh, come on, Notty Keith. You know that she said she was too busy. You know that she said she would do it, but then unfortunately you know that she was too busy. She was very polite about it no she just didn't want to do it because she had to her liability she doesn't

think there is that's the end of the Naughty Keith Awards 2012 so that was the Naughty Keith Awards the most worrying

thing about that and the funniest thing is that you didn't have Naughty Keith with you so it's just you doing the voice yet you still felt

you had to line it with your hand yeah it was horrible it's part of the ventriloquism yeah part of it yeah you can't get it out can you

and I think that's us yeah bit boring this one isn't it no I think it's nice nice to chat yeah that's what it is yeah it's nice

chatting it yeah do a complaint there, because people want that. Dear Aaron Fringe. Yeah, hello. He was alright. Yeah.

He was alright. My son's getting better. Thanks, Mr Fraser. That's going to upset him, isn't it? Do Amazing Birth. Amazing Birth. That one that everyone's been sending me. What's that?

Woman who got spunked in her mouth by an octopus and then a load of octopus babies came out of her mouth. So she got spunked in her mouth by an octopus? Gosh, yeah, it ate a bit of octopus. Right. It was like a little octopus that was alive. Right, so it didn't get spunked in her mouth? Yeah, wait, wait, it attached itself to her throat. Yeah. I need the article in front of me, really. Done all the octopus spunk in there, which isn't as nice as wannabe does it done it all in there loads of spunk there in her mouth and that gave birth

to little octopuses in her mouth sounds plausible yeah food of the day chop chop lovely got it on the table

what else did we used to do film pitch yeah die hard die hard or total recall yeah don't hate total recall

we've had a lovely time we have we're just flagging a bit now coming towards the end I've done an entire bottle of Metatone in this fridge you've done an entire bottle of Metatone in this fridge

in this fridge yeah do you know what that was you were looking at the fridge yeah but I was saying fringe because the Metatone is in the fridge right

I looked at the fridge as I was saying it I was trying to say fringe but I said fridge sorry about that everyone that's alright mate so that's what they call an outtake.

Yeah. I think it's a blooper. Blooper. A smeg up. Yeah a smeg up there. Oh Red Dwarf.

I bumped into Norman did I tell you? Yeah yeah yeah you did. I bumped into Norman Lovett. Norman Lovett

off Red Dwarf. It would get on well. Yeah. Well Earthswire from Red Dwarf. Weirdly first day of the fringe I saw

Hattie Hayridge and I chatted with her. Yeah. And then last day of the fringe I saw Norman Lovett. Yeah.

I felt a bit awkward around him. Because he wasn't in the one that you'd been with. Yeah and then last day the fringe I saw Norman Lover I felt a bit awkward around him because he wasn't in the one that you'd normally and he's grumpy like a devil in a lovely way

and I went you alright Norman you alright yeah you're not better how's your day going oh yeah you

you did Red Dwarf I was like oh no I know I went no no no I didn't doubt him he went yeah you did the one where

oh yeah yeah yeah he went how was that and I had a chat with him and I said and they all speak very highly of He went, how was that? And I had a chat with him about it. And I said, and they all speak very highly of you. He's like, mm. You know, and then we had a chat about behind-the-doors stuff. Yeah.

He's a grumpy old bugger. Yeah. He is. But do you know what? What? His heart's in the right place. Yeah. And he speaks his thoughts.

Yeah. And I'm not sure we can condemn a man for that. Unless they're racist. Oh, yeah, Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. That's the one that always ruins it. Any argument, isn't it?

Yeah. Any argument you can win we're saying, what about Hitler? Yeah, what about Hitler? Yeah. It's horrible when someone dies, isn't it? Yeah, what about Hitler?

Yeah. Oh, it's always horrible if someone gets cancer. What if Hitler got it? What if Hitler got it? Yeah. Yeah. Literally any argument

can be won with what about Hitler. Yeah. Unless you're saying, the thing is, I don't like Hitler. Hitler's horrible. Yeah, but what about Hitler when he was nice? I mean, you're not telling me that Hitler, in his entire life, didn't have a day where he was like,

do you know what? I'm just going to help this woman across the road. Right, this seems a perfect place to end. It must have been. Yeah, probably. He didn't walk around like Dick Dastardly. He't like sort of you know he must have been having a normal life as well yeah but I think

it probably once you balance it all out at the end he doesn't come out well does he not I'm not defending him I'm not saying that he's a nice man

he's not he's an absolute piece of shit and the sooner oh yeah he's a tit mate he's horrible and the sooner he moves out

from that flat above me the better because he is getting on my blumming nerves yeah yeah I think you should

report that marching about at all hours I think you should report that. Marching about at all hours. I think you should report that, mate. So, that's the end of the Be Good and Gamble and Rew Podcast. The next podcast we'll be doing is on the 20th of December.

Yes, we're doing King's Place. We've got a couple of things to plug at King's Place. We'll both be doing our solo hours at King's Place on the 1st of November. Who's going on first? I don't know. We'll flip a coin at the beginning. Do you think?

Yeah. So, we'll both be doing our solo hours. It doesn't matter who goes on first. I might please go on first. Okay, alright. Who's going on first? I don't know. We'll flip a coin at the beginning. Do you think? Yeah. So we'll both be doing our solo hours. It doesn't matter who goes on first. I'm actually going on first. Okay, all right. You go on first. No, you're supposed to say you like it as well. All right.

Yeah, I am. All right, flip a coin for it. I've not written mine yet. Should we flip a coin now? No, I've got to write it before I even think about it. Would that be a brilliant end to the podcast? Would it?

Heads or tails? We'd like both things first. So 1st of November, solo hours, 20th of December, we're doing Peacock and Gamble don't even want to be on telly anyway and we're doing

a live podcast it's called the Peacock and Gamble Overkill we did it last year as well it's where we just do two shows

in one night both together and it was brilliant laugh last year yeah it was the tickets are on sale now

and we know that because they send us reports about the tickets back there's no point sending them at the moment because no one

knows about it no they've sold 8 for one and ten for the other one. It holds 250. Yeah, come on guys. So that is a slow

start. But you know about it now so you've got no excuse. Also, if you're thinking about who's going to be on first on the first of

November, heads it's Ray, tails it's Ed. Okay. Tails. Me. Ed's on first. I'm on first. Ed's on first. I'm on first. Ed's on first.

Ed's on first. So if you're running late, don't worry, because you'll see the old Ray Peacock. And if you've got to shoot off early to get your last train, that's fine, because I'll be on first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So either way, I'll balance out, won't I? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'll be doing my show, Ray Peacock, Here Comes Trouble.

Yep. Ed will be doing his show, Ed Gamble. I think it's called Ed Gamble Just Under An Hour yeah I think it was yeah yeah that's a nice name also our tour starts next fucking week

just go on the website peacockandgamble.com you can see all the dates on there because it's we start on September 7th and we go you know we do a few a month

and we're right through until March next year yeah and subscribe to the mailing list please on there because that makes it very helpful and if you

I swear to God if you say to me because that makes it very helpful and if you I swear to god if you say to me come on we were doing so well without you complaining if you come on and say you didn't tell me about this you didn't

I don't know who you are I don't know why would I tell you right just because you sent me one message two years ago don't mean

well you said let me know when you're in Essex right I've not gone oh I must put that in a diary to let that bloke know or that woman know right I don me know when you're in Essex I've not gone oh I must put that in a diary to let that bloke know or that woman know I don't know who you are

I can't remind you I can't tell you where to buy the tickets from you're going to have to just go onto peacockinghamble.com subscribe to the mailing list and then I am it's just for you that's just for you

that mailing list don't get angry mate I will send you it then don't get angry with these people come on I know you are but let's say goodbye to everyone now. Everyone?

Everyone. We're going to kill ourselves. Yeah. Also, very quickly before we go as well. Quickly, quickly. We need to thank some people. Yeah. Genuine thanks.

First off, Steve Bennett. Yeah. For the troll. Putting this up and that. Putting it up and that, you know. Putting up with it. There's only about two, I think, that he didn't manage to do properly.

Yeah. Well done. There was one that didn't go on iTunes and that other one that he edited wrong yeah also speaking of editing I've done

the majority of it but I've also had a lift every now and again from Laura Barron yeah who's done some editing as well

you'll know when she's done it because it's just not quite as good but she's been fantastic and I've been sending her stuff and she's

been editing in it when I've run out of time and that's been a massive, massive help. So thank you to Laura. Sophie. Yeah, Sophie Cable.

Sophie Cable, big taste, nice girl. She's been great as always at the Fringes this year. Yeah, brilliant. Doesn't always get the thanks she receives, but she...

She doesn't always get the thanks she receives, no. You're right, sometimes people will thank her if she just doesn't get it. She'll go, what? What are you talking about? Doesn't always get the thanks

she deserves. Oh, that's a nice thing to say. She doesn't, but? What are you talking about? Doesn't always get the thanks she deserves. Oh, that's a nice thing to say. She doesn't, but she does from us. And then, we're all done, Matt.

Even if you try and say thank you at the end of the show and she's not turned the mic on properly. Did she not? No. Well, she didn't know, did she,

when you do that? Fucked up. So, by that point, I didn't want to thank her because she'd fucked up the mic. Fair comment. Yeah.

Actually, I withdraw all that. Yeah. And of course, Thomas from the Ray who done the music and that and he got a shout out

during our show when he came to see it yeah exactly God how many mentions do you want yeah exactly mate I bet we'll give a save in the credits and all

yeah what an idiot idiot mate do you know what I don't think we should be thanking anyone but me and you no well done

well I'd like to thank Ray Peacock for editing all the podcasts yeah and working very hard and staying up late and just being best friend. Yeah, best friend ever. I don't mind you saying that.

Yeah. And you don't mind me saying that as well. I do. And have we done our gifts? Have we done gifts? No, we've not. Remember I gave you

a gift yesterday? No, I don't remember. I gave you a gift yesterday. Don't remember that. Don't think we should do gifts this year. No,. I gave you a gift. Don't remember that. Don't think we should do gifts this year. No, but I gave you a little. No, we'll not do gifts this year. We'll just sort of understand that we both worked hard, both had a good fringe,

really enjoyed each other's company, and that's it for this year. But who was the bloke that I gave a gift to? Not me, not me, mate. I shouldn't imagine that you gave me a gift and I've not bought you one back so I can't see that happening I'll tell you what

it was it was like a little wooden block thing so thank you very much for listening thank you to

the listener I guess as well for listening over all these weeks a lot of them have been to the show

a lot of them have been to the show which makes a change so thank you and if you've not been to the

show and you don't come to the tour you are officially not one of our fans yeah banned you're banned unless you're like seven which makes a change so thank you and if you've not been to the show and you don't come to the tour yeah you are officially not one of our fans yeah banned

you're banned yeah unless you're like seven fair enough but you are obliged to come to our tour yeah yeah if you've not been to Edinburgh yeah

in fact even if you have yeah so it's a little block of wood okay well that's it that's pretty much it from us so we'll see you again soon I think here's here's Ray and Ed

with the credits it said on it didn't get happened the Peacock and Gamble Edinburgh podcast so we'll see you again soon I think it is here's Ray and Ed with the credits it said on it I don't think it happened the Peacock and Gamble Edinburgh podcast is a ready production hosted by choresall.co.uk

today's guest was Peacock and Gamble hello and their show is Peacock and Gamble don't even want to be on telly anyway which is on tour

from now so go on peacockandgamble.com for details all music by Thomas van der Reij see you tomorrow no

no you won't oh yeah you won't even see me tomorrow alright I will see you tomorrow on that plane we're getting on the plane tomorrow

oh no see you tomorrow Ray everyone else won't see you tomorrow unless you live where we crash bye bye bye won't see you tomorrow unless you live where we crash bye bye bye Thank you. Thank you.