The Peacock and Gamble Podcast - The Peacock and Gamble Podcast: Episode 67

Episode Date: May 10, 2020

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Welcome to the Peacock and Gamble podcast. It's time for Craig David, off the hook, live at Wembley. Is it? No, that's what I've decided is going to be the secret name for this. The secret name? If any of our army get arrested. If any of the army get arrested, then you're to say,

Officer, I am part of the production team on Craig David, off the hook, live at Wembley. Yeah, and what if they say, Ooh, that was in 1997. That was when his VHS released that. Yeah, but what if the police... Then say, well, I'm still working on it. How are people still working on that?

Just say that. Try and help them on that. No, you're not. Try and get them in trouble. Say they're still working on a VHS for Craig David. Welcome to the Peacock and Gamble podcast this week. I am Ray Peacock. Hello. And I am Ed Gamble. Hello. Hello. Now, back to this army. Right. Now, it's been very good this week, the army.

Yeah, we should explain for new listeners, mate, because hopefully the army have got some new listeners in. And you think they've started listening now? Yeah. Then you don't know how you got here, because they've been so subtle in the army yeah we should explain for new listeners maybe because hopefully the army have got some new listeners and you think they've started listening now yeah then you don't know how you got here because they've been so subtle in the army yeah that's a good point actually we need to tell people when they are telling new people to listen to it yeah to start at the beginning yeah otherwise they're going to go and listen to it now and go hang on this is all a big con yeah they've told people to come and get us to listen to it yeah they've told people to tell lies and say it's good yeah yeah so you've got to say to them you've got to listen to it. Yeah. They've told people to tell lies and say it's good. Yeah.

Yeah, so you've got to say to them, you've got to start at number one and listen to them all. You've got to start at number one. And then they get to this bit. Listen to them all in one night. They feel like they're involved rather than they've been tricked. It doesn't matter now. Now they're like, oh, I get it. Brilliant.

Yeah. Brilliant idea. We've had a good day today, haven't we? We've had a brilliant day, although I feel a bit mucky. Because of the train. Because of London. Oh, really? Do you feel great after London?

Sometimes. Same. If I've been up early and out into London. I have to go and do a bit of acting, casting thing. Yeah. Because of the train. Because of London. Oh, really? Do you feel great after London? Sometimes. Same. If I've been up early and out into London. I had to go and do a bit of acting, casting thing. Yeah. Wasn't very good. But then the best bit of it was on the way home on the train, and I decided to do some portraits.

You did a drawing of me, didn't you? A beautiful drawing on my iPad. It was horrific. Really upsetting, horrible drawing. I had big buck teeth and measles because I was on the beach, apparently. Well, that's not what all the other people in the carriage thought. Mate, they were children looking at it, then looking at me,

and then laughing. Really laughing. And then laughing. I was like the elephant man or something. Yeah. I felt like I had to cower in a corner and go, why are you laughing? And that girl sat next to me, adult girl. Yeah. Laughing away. Laughing away, but I think... Looking over my shoulder. Because it was just because you were being cruel that she was laughing. No, she was laughing, like I said at the time.

She's laughing because she can't believe... She's joy... She's full of joy... Yeah. At seeing some art that good. Right, well, we'll put that up on the website, won't we? When the podcast comes out. Yeah, if you want.

On the Monday. So go and have a look at that at peacockandgamble.com. I'll put it up now if you want. No, because that won't make sense to anyone. No, put it up now and then it is a nice surprise. All right. All right, how about this? They've not heard this bit yet. So how about I put it up now and say, who is nice surprise. Alright, how about this? They've not heard this bit yet.

So how about I put it up now and say, who is this? Right, well they're just going to say who this is and then we'll see how accurate it is.

Right. Yeah? Right. Welcome to the show. Hey, very quick thank you as the last of the gifts come in. Yeah.

Link Hogthrob, thank you very much, arrived in my possession now. Therethrob, thank you very much. Arrived in my possession now. There you go, yeah. Andrew Rowlands is a star. And I'll be sending you something back, Andrew Rowlands. Will you?

Yeah, I've got his address here now. Yeah. It is at two... No, no, no, no. What? Don't read that on the podcast. Oh, right. Okay, well, I'll send him a thing. Also, some of the gifts that are unexpected.

We got a DVD. You got a DVD? No, sent to us. So I guess it's ours. Well, guess who's keeping it? It'll be you, won't it? Well, have you got a multi-region DVD player? Well, you always keep the gifts.

Have you got a multi-region DVD player? Yes. So you can watch it? Yeah. Right, you can take it then. Thank you. And you've got to give me a report next week what it was about. All right.

On your multi-region DVD player. All right, well that sticks with the regular section then, doesn't it? You haven't got a DVD player. Well, we'll see because I'll tell you exactly what happened in it. Alright, I'm looking forward to that next week. What is it?

Oh, so you're going to Google it? Wikipedia? No. Very clever. No, I'm not going to. Other thing was a little badge,

baby on board badge from London Underground. Yeah. Dear Aaron, in regards to your rant on the baby on board badge scheme from TFL, I wholeheartedly agree.

Having a baby in this day and age isn't a miracle, it's a biological process. That sort of implies that it used to be a miracle. Yeah. In the olden days. Well, I can think of one very special baby.

I can think of one very special baby. It was a miracle. Elvis. When our population is this vast, I think it's simply idiotic. If they did a similar scheme for people that's able to stand for reasons they can't control, I'd be more in favour. Maybe the badge could read, I wish I'd fought to mind the gap. A nom. I don't know who a nun is.

Well, I don't know. Why would you send that anonymously? Well, a nun, she doesn't want to be called out by the Vatican. But are they saying that you should get on the tube wearing a baby on board badge? I might give it a go. Yeah, definitely. How can they prove otherwise? And then when someone says, excuse me, mate, you shouldn't be doing that, you go, oh, I'm very offended.

Yeah. Oh, I'm very offended. Yeah. Oh, I have hormone problems. Yeah, I get really, really angry about it. I'm having quintuplets. Yeah. Let's plough through that, because we've got quite a lot to get through this week. We've got to do your version of the Lion King. Yeah, can't wait.

We've got to do. We've got to catch up with the Pop Van Blue. Yeah. And we've got, which we always do at this time of year, remember? But also the army update. Don't forget, last week we started our own army. Yeah, Peacock and Gamble Army. I think of it as a bit like a Viking army in a way.

Well. I'm thinking a big long boat with it and we should get a figurehead on the front. Yeah. Like, get one of our woman fans. Yeah, with all the busters. Woman, massive busters one. Yeah. And I'll tell you, he's got, you know, Dot Heritage that came to the live show and gave us some presents.

Yeah. And she's gorgeous yeah lovely girl yeah but you want to see her mum mate oh Lindsay oh she's got big massive knockers on there

yeah she can go on the front of it yeah so what we'll do we'll pop Lindsay on the front with her bosoms not fully out but like literally the clothes she's wearing

is just covering up the bumps right okay the sticky out bits you know the little sticky out bits nipples nipples yeah right cover up the b. Right, okay. The sticky out bits. You know, the little sticky out bits. Nipples. Nipples.

Yeah. Right, cover up the buster ends. Cover them up. Buster ends, yeah. And they'll all be sticking out because all the salt water will be getting on them. Right, so she's at the front going, Oh, look at that, look at that. And then Dot, she's sat with me in the captain's table.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I'll be on the captain's table as well, won't I? You've not got a rank yet in the army. What do you mean I've not got a rank? We've established this. You said on the forum, what's my rank? You haven't got one yet. I do. What? Whoever the top one is with you.

You can't be the top one with me. Why not? Because I've been more active at this than you. I'm doing the podcast, I'm in the podcast. Yeah I know, but I'm in charge of the army. No you're not, we're in charge of the army together. No we're not, I am the top bloke in the army. Tell me about the people in it. What rank am I then?

Oh, fat bastard. Right, that'll do. Right, well Ed, you're the fat bastard in it, right? No, you are king fat bastard. No, I am the Field Marshal Haig. You're Field Marshal Haig. He was a very well-respected gentleman. Oh, is that a real one? Yeah.

Right. He sent all of them over the top. All right, well, I'll do that then. Field Marshal Haig sent thousands of British people to their deaths. He's a very well-respected gentleman, yeah. Right, well, I'll be that then. Right, who have we got? Alex Mapp did Amazon reviews.

Actually, Alex Mapp, I've got to say, you're the highest ranking promoter. Sub-lieutenant. You're a sub-lieutenant. It's not quite a lieutenant. You're a sub-lieutenant, which means that you've got to let all the other lieutenants wee on you in the bath.

You lie in the bath, right? Yeah. And they all wee in your mouth and stuff and you have to go, thank you very much, sir. Thank you very in your mouth and stuff and you have to go thank you very much sir thank you very much sir it means you have to lie in a really long bread roll

in the bath while they all wee on you and when they make the bread soggy and it gets through to your skin you have to say thank you yeah and that's the highest drunk this week so imagine what all your ones

are going to be but they were very very funny we're not going to read them out on the podcast because I'd rather send people to them they're linked on the Facebook page and also on peakupandgumble.com in the forum, which I would advise people to go to because that's where this is all going on.

So there'll be regular sections every week of the podcast. If you don't get involved, it'll bore you to tears, like it is now if you've not been involved. You don't even want to listen to it anymore, do you not? Yeah, bye. Bye, bye then. But all the other people involved, yeah, we are a brilliant army, aren't we?

Let's all go and wee on him. Nude, he also done Amazon things. Yeah, he did, but afterwards though. Yeah, afterwards. So it was Alex

Mapp's idea. That said, Nude did do us a painting. A painting of me, you and Freddie. An actual painting. And a painting of Beaker for you.

Alright, how about this? Alex Mapp is a sub-lieutenant. Yeah. Nude is a sub-right tenant. Sub-right tenant, and they do the wings.

Yeah, so sub-lieutenant and sub-right tenant are in place now. Yeah. Underneath, Ed Fat Bastard and me, Field Mash Leg.

Yeah, so you have to polish our balls before battle. Yeah, so you can see that this army is now taking shape. Yeah. Ray Peacock. Oh yeah, someone did that, yeah. Did a fly poster with a QR code.

Yeah, very handy that. Yeah. And we are poster with a QR code. Yeah, very handy, that. Yeah. And we are going to actually genuinely put that on our Edinburgh poster. Yeah, we might put the QR code on the Edinburgh poster. Yeah, we're going to pop it in a corner somewhere. And I've given him a rank of Spaceman. Spaceman. So, Olly Fool, he wants to go on Chatroulette and ruin Chatroulette.

Not ruin it, they want to just all talk about it or hold things up. Yeah, or hold things up. I think that's brilliant. Excellent idea. Write it on your knobs. Write it on your knob. Write it on your knob when it's erect.

Let it go floppy. Get on chat roulette and then make it go erect again and it says Peacock and Gamble podcast. Yeah it'll just say pig when you're soft.

Yeah. And then rub it. And then rub it get it no Peacock and Gamble it should say rub it get it all hard and then spunk like an icing bag

podcast on the desk. Yeah good idea. Right so well done Ollie Fool you are a gherker. Because your rank's just for this week. Yeah, good idea. Right, so well done. That's an idea. Well done, Olly Fool. You are a gherka. These are your ranks just for this week. Yeah. This is very important that you don't rest on your laurels.

Yeah, don't go buying a badge. You'll be taken away from this rank if you don't maintain your standards. Yeah. We're in the army now. Come on, guys. We're on the Viking ship with big knockers at the front. Superfin posted on Facebook.

Just posted some stuff on Facebook. Yeah, it's fine. Well done, Superfin. You're a cowboy. Right, Jim Sterling had gone on Twitter, so he's the Queen of Arts now. Right, he's the Queen of Arts. Is he nice? Yeah, free shirts posted on loads of different forums. Yeah, perfect.

Red Indian, thank you. Okay. Jack Rebel. Oh, Jack, Jack, Jack. I mean, he does try and out, doesn't he, Jack? Well, I mean, yeah, he does try and out. Well, the thing is, right, Jack, and don't think that we don't appreciate your suggestions we do jack we genuinely appreciate them it's just that like so if you come and look at it from our point of view we're going all right let's try and utilize the people that support us to help us out right it's not helpful to say why don't you make

an advert that would cost 500 grand which ray and ed can star in and involves him taking a fan to Alton Towers it's not like I mean lovely suggestion yeah not very practical yeah for us we can't we can't do that

he had a long list of suggestions and one of them in the middle was just tell your grandad yeah perfect which is a brilliant idea just tell your grandad

because you all know what grandads are like yeah they will tell other people that yeah particularly actually if you say that if you say that it is something to do with immigrants taking jobs.

Say that we are immigrants and we have taken a podcast of a British man. Say that. Or just tell your mum, if your mum's anything like mine, tell your mum and say to her, and you can't tell anyone this. Right, and this is a secret, right, this podcast. And then go around like wildfire yeah so you jack your suggestions are great but let's work on the quality rather than quantity so at the moment jack your rank is crap fish yeah you're a crap fish i know that sounds bad but it's not that bad you're

ready to build up a predator told some people on his walk that's brilliant you know keeping it natural yeah so i i gave him uh the rank of christopher walking christopher walking yeah because he's walking about is that is that a rank christopher walking was um in the army in pop fiction he was yeah yeah david dodd did a stencil for us pretty good yes no we don't talk about that why we don't we know nothing about all right don't know nothing about that david david i'll tell you what mate if you if you want to go and do that in places, then you do that. We can't stop you doing that. No, we can't.

No, we don't want you to do it. No. But we can't stop you doing it if you do do it. Yeah. Yeah, so there you go. So let's maintain this. Let's keep the army going. Let's fight the fight.

Yeah. Do the war. Get Ray and Ed all famous so that they don't have to speak to you anymore. So yes, sir. Oh, yes, sir. Now, as regular listeners will know, once a year we catch up with Blue. Ladies and gentlemen, would you all rise and get ready for, well, certainly our one love.

Yeah, the only two Blue songs I know. As we quickly fly by the recent Blue news. Sorry seems to be the hardest word with Elton John. Yeah, near enough. We do, we always catch up with blue. Of course, the first time we caught up with them was last year when I was working on Jonathan Ross. Yes, and you got a, did you, someone got a backie on someone's motorbike? Yeah, one of blue got a backie on another of blue's motorbike.

And they all smoked a cigarette outside. Yeah. Now, as we know, very sad news, Jonathan Ross has left the BBC now. Yeah. So I am no longer able to go and do working on his television programme Friday night with Jonathan Ross.

So, unfortunately... Is that why you're not allowed to go and work with him? That's pretty much the reason, yeah. Or is it because they went with the man from Family Fortunes? They did go with the man from Family Fortunes.

I did quite a few Jonathan Rosses and then they chose the man from Family Fortunes. Mate, there is only one Jonathan Ross nowortunes. I did quite a few Jonathan Rosses and then they chose the man from Family Fortunes. Mate, there is only one Jonathan Ross now. I heard a great thing about Jonathan Ross because the guy

who's now the floor manager on Russell Howes Good News, Ed, he works on Jonathan Ross as well. He was the floor manager on Jonathan Ross as well. And I always make fun of him about Jonathan Ross finishing

because obviously it was a cushy job for him. And he said to me, oh yeah, great thing happened. I saw Jonathan the other day. I went, oh yeah. I said,

nice to see you, Jonathan. And he went, oh, nice to see you too, Alan. went, oh nice to see you too Alan, well that's only for years and years, so we can't work out, whether Jonathan was taking a piss or not, whether it was a joke or not, but I like to think not,

I like to think that he just genuinely, just didn't know, so anyway, let's catch up with Blue, so a little Blue update, so obviously, excuse me, there's going to be a little rustle here,

because you can't, you're not working with Blue anymore. No, I wish I was. Like you were back in da day. I can't believe I used to work with Blue. Yeah. Unfortunately now we have to get all our information about Blue from newspaper articles. Yeah. Like this fantastic interview this morning in G2 magazine.

Yeah. Going to have a quick Duncan catch up now. Duncan, which one is he now again? Duncan is the, I think, boyish good looks maybe. Okay. Used to go out with Jerry

Alliwell apparently. Did he? Is he the best one? As bisexual. Well, obviously we knew that. From the Jerry

Alliwell thing. Yeah, obviously he gets best of both worlds with Jerry. Of course, Jerry has got her lovely bosoms

and nice meaty cock. I always imagine Jerry Alliwell has got sort of standard knickers. Allegedly, allegedly. No, I always imagine Geriola's got such standard knickers. Allegedly. Allegedly. No, I always imagine that.

Yeah, do you? I don't think she has got it. I always imagine that though. Don't you think it would have popped up at the bottom of her union jacket

at the Brit Awards? Who knows? You might have touched it up between her and Bob. You never know, do you not? Well, this is just

a little Duncan catch up because as we know, certainly, Blue are entering the Eurovision. They're doing Eurovision for good old Great great britain are they what they officially are yeah oh okay yeah yeah what's the song called um i've got that information here somewhere i think it's called real britannia yeah they should do mate did i ever sing in my eurovision

song i wrote a eurovision song did you yeah i worked out that what you've got to do it's got to be uniting people yeah like not just in the country you're representing but across you know all the countries represented yeah it's got to be a little bit tragic

yeah a little bit sad but also have an uplifting thing in it right like Christmas or something yeah and I came up with this

holding hands across the Eurovision holding hands across the world We're holding hands Across the Eurovision And maybe, just maybe, a little brown

orphan baby Will get a brand new mum and dad in time for Christmas Day That's brilliant, mate. That's alright, isn't it? My favourite Eurovision song ever, just in case you want to know. That wasn't an advert for Madonna, by the way.

I think it was Latvia maybe one year did a song called We Are the Winners of Eurovision. Did they win? No third. Even funnier. Right, Duncan, let's see what you've been up to. Well, the G2 journalist who I think

I'm reading through this I think they're a little bit cheeky throughout this yeah taking a mickey a bit said to Duncan who's the most popular and Duncan said

we all have different fans I get a lot of the mums and disabled children that's like you out of me and you innit I get the mums and disabled children yeah

I get all the dolly birds I get the dolly birds. I get the dolly birds and the gay boys. Carries on. Oh. A lot of my fans have got cerebral palsy. But you know what? Imagine being in a scenario where a lot of your fans have cerebral palsy.

Yeah. You start going, well, is it me? But you know what? I love children like that. What? Cerebral palsy ones. Yeah. Right.

And I love people who've got disabilities because I spent a lot of time in hospital with my grandparents when they were ill and my mum was a nurse. So if he, so if he, if he had children, I don't know if he's had children himself,

but if his lady wife, Mrs. Duncan, or a boyfriend, or whatever he's got, was having a baby, came out and went, oh, Mr. James,

quite severely deformed and only got one arm and would definitely be in a wheelchair, was he going to go, brilliant, I love that. Yeah. a baby came out and went oh mr james quite severely deformed and yeah only got one arm and and um would definitely be in a wheelchair was he gonna go brilliant i love that yeah i couldn't be happier with that yeah that's perfect that's actually if anything i'm happier with that it's just in my nature he's still going yeah this is my favorite sentence i'm like a magnet to them a magnet to them yeah and i treat them like normal people so they latch on. Oh, that's nice that he treats them like normal ones. I do like that he treats them like normal people and they latch on like they're limpet crabs. I once had a lunch party and there

was a queue of disabled kids. Right, hang on. He shouldn't be doing that. Duncan, I don't like the idea. He shouldn't be sending them to space you shouldn't be putting them in a big catapult take advantage get your big magnet out yeah

attracted the wheelchair yeah then you put a big elastic band behind the wheelchair and launched them listen I never thought I'd say this

but listen to me Duncan from Blue stop playing Prince of Thieves with kids with cerebral palsy stop catapulting CP children

over a castle wall. With Morgan Freeman. Yeah. Right, it's still going. Oh, God. I once had a launch party, and we don't agree with that, and there was a queue of disabled kids all in wheelchairs come to see me. Is that a queue?

Or is it a traffic jam? No, no. Is that a queue or is that a train? And Sarah, the band's manager, walked in and goes, What is it with you and disabled people? No, Lebanon's the same. No, Lebanon's on the set, very focused. Some would say it comes off as rude, but I don't think he is being rude.

I think he's just focused on what he's doing. Until there's a wheelchair. Until there's a wheelchair and he's to it like a shot. Literally like a shot. And no one's got a camera. It's not like anything can happen. He's like straight over there. How are you?

You're all right? Unbelievable, isn't he? Yeah, squatting down next to him. Yeah. It's like an obsession. Do you want a little Lee update? Yeah, I don't know who they are. Now, Lee Ryan got in trouble during 9-11.

You would have thought people had other things to think about, but Lee got in trouble for saying that people should be thinking about other things because there was more stuff going on. And he says here, he knows what really

did it for him. The thing is, I said the words fuck New York. I missed this. I didn't say this when this happened. But I didn't mean it

in a malicious way. It just came out as a 17-year-old articulating himself. What he said was, who gives a fuck about New York when elephants

are being killed? So that's a little Lee update for you. So are you apologising for it now? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, he's not, no. He actually says... Listen, it was a tragic thing that happened, but there have been tragic things that happened since then that didn't get half as much coverage.

Like what, though? What does he mean? What sort of things? Well, really tragic things didn't get coverage. Blues lost two singles. About elephant falling over. They're in Holland and someone gave them a cookbook. He said they gave me a cookbook in Hollish. Hollish?

What's it called? Dutch, sorry. That's from Lee, is it? Yeah, that's from Lee. And obviously, Anthony Costa update. I saw him on a train back from Sheffield recently.

Did you? And also, he got caught having a wee against a cash machine. Oh, yeah, he did. I remember that. What about the other one? What's the other one called?

Simon Webb. And what's Simon Webb been up to? Very quiet. Kept quiet in that. Very quiet, because as Duncan says, about the different personalities of the group,

Si's very chilled, very laid back, very hard working. Yeah. Anthony's the... Ant is the joker. Is he? Yeah, apparently. Oh, that's not bad, very laid back, very hard working. Yeah. Ant is the joker. Is he? Yeah, apparently.

Oh, that's not bad, is it? He's done quite well for himself, hasn't he? Yes, yes. He's probably one of the few people that's glad about Heath Ledger. We lose Eurovision. Really? Yeah, and I've always wanted us to win. No, you haven't.

I've always been a very keen follower of the Eurovision thing. Eurovision contest. And I think it's... Eurovision contest? What was it called? Eurovision song contest. Eurovision song contest. I've always been a very big admirer of

I like that yeah I used to go out with a girl that liked it a lot right and when I watched it I could see why

right because she was a fucking idiot so I met her all the other day and I got into one of my little mischievous moods

I went in Crubshy and Evelyn is it called the place that do all the nice soaps and that yeah because at Christmas

I had some pomegranate hand wash oh I like that I really like the nice soaps and that because at Christmas I had some pomegranate hand wash that I really like the smell of I bought that at Christmas I bought two lots of it run out now I thought I'd go back

and get some went in there spoke to a lovely lady and she was very very helpful she went oh wait that was a seasonal

thing that was but we are going to bring it out again apparently later on in the year so like autumn or something they're going to bring it out as a line now

so she went they don't tell us when but it're going to bring it out as a line now so she went they don't tell us when but it is going to happen but I can't leave a proper date and I went okay thanks well thanks for your help

and I went out for about half an hour went to some other shops and I thought I want to go back in and ask her the exact same question I don't know why

right she went back in there hiya I want to go out and meet I'm looking forward to and she went pomegranate. I went, yes. And she looked at me and she went, might get it later in the year. She was smiling. I was going, do you have it? And you can see, bless her, she was like, oh, sorry, love. Yeah. And then she went, oh, yes, no, we will be

having it. She obviously thought, oh oh he looks like that lad from before. Yeah, or she thought you'd had a hit your head or something. Wasn't my best practical joke. I think it's good. You don't do practical jokes though, do you really? Not really. There was that one on Raji that time, wasn't there? Yeah, I'd done some brilliant prankers when I was at school, mate.

Did you? Well, I know about some of those. Like what? I liked the porn out the window. Yeah, porn out the window. Yeah, porn out the window. So, buried a French assistant after out the window. Yeah, porn out the window. Yeah. Porn out the window. Buried a French assistant.

Oh. After the ice skate. Oh. Oh, fuck. With the tube. Oh, no. With the tube from the mouth. Oh, that was exactly one year ago today.

I wasn't supposed to mention. Hang on, I've got a text. Je suis le French assistant. No! What the fuck are you on about? I've been at, like, Sorority Road. I quite enjoyed that film, you know. Yeah, I did enjoy it. I was surprised that I did.

Anyway, we didn't kill the French assistant with an ice skate. I like the butts at the beginning. And I care not la. Yeah, they go through at the beginning. They're having a party at the Sorority House. And the butts. And they've all got their bums tight. There's some of them wearing onesies, aren't there?

Yeah. Back all open. Yeah. See the bums. Sorry, mate. Go on, you go. That's all right. Well, we had a window.

One of the windows we had. Over the front. Out Yeah. See the bombs. Sorry mate, go on. That's alright. Well we had a window, one of the windows we had, over the front, out the front of the school where there was a phone box. Yeah. And a post box. Oh, okay. And I better know what you did. What?

Firing guns. No. Rifles at people. No. Wait until they come out of the phone box, take their head, clean off. That's the sort of thing they did in St. Ellen's but not around our way. No, what we did is we got the number for the phone box, right, put it in our phone,

went up to the window, right, waited for a mum and a little boy to walk past the phone box. That's very specific. Right, no, this is just what happened. These were the first people to walk past. No, we didn't go, right, wait for a mum and a boy. Wait for a mum and a boy. No, no, that's a mum and a girl. Mum and a little boy to walk past, right, and rang it, so it was

ringing, and we saw the little boy go oh mum, the phone is ringing and she went oh go on then, answer it see who it is. Really? Bit weird. It is a bit weird.

It could have been I'm gonna fuck you. Yeah, exactly. And it was. Were you there? No, you weren't. I was the little boy. Oh, hello.

It would be when I was little I knew I had spoken to you before. He reached up got the thing and I I went, hello? And he went, hello? I went, I'm trapped in the postbox. He went, what? He went, what?

I went, the postbox. Let's do the phone box. Help me. And he looked at his mum just completely amazed. He went, mum, mum, look, the postbox. And put the phone down, left it off the hook, and went round and got on his tippy toes and went in there. And then got you out of there.

But then his mum saw us at the window laughing so she went, it's only a little joke. But did he get you out of the post box? I wasn't in the post box. You said you were in the,

you went, I'm in the post box. Yeah, but I wasn't. I was telling him that. We were standing at the window watching it happen. You're shy about it now. What?

How did you get in there? I wasn't in there. Did they put you in a letter? Or were you, did you just climb in because you thought there might be a cake? Yeah, the second one.

Well, hopefully, Ed Gamble, you've learnt your lesson now. Yeah. That greedy boys sometimes end up stuck. Don't forget to keep the Peacock and Gumball army going strong by the way yes please we're very impressed

with all the people that did come to peacockandgumball.com onto the forum all the new members you're very very welcome and we'll keep that going maintain it

really really appreciate it everyone who doesn't get involved in the army or is a rubbish member of the army yep get on the floor brush it with a toothbrush

yeah and give us I got cramp then did you yeah as we were speaking oh sorry mate you're alright have some salty water that I hope helps oh yeah just get some of your brine out of your pocket toothbrush. Yeah, and give us 20. I've got cramp then. Did you? Yeah, as we're speaking. Oh, sorry, mate. You're right. Have some salty water.

That I hope helps. Oh, yeah. Just get some of your brine out of your pocket. That would have salty water help. More salt. That helps. Cramp.

You're thinking of killing slugs. I know it sounds similar. Right. Kill a slug with the salt. Yeah, that's right.

And goodbye cramp. No, cramp. Just stretch it out again. Eat the salty slug. Yeah. No more cramp. What's your best bit about salt. Yeah, that's right. And goodbye crump. No, crump. Just stretch it out again. Eat the salty slug. Yeah. No more crump. What's your best bit about crump? I don't know.

Have you had crump? Yeah. Then you must have a best bit about it. No, what? No best bit about it. You can't have a best bit if you've had something. What's your best bit of kissing a girl? The beginning.

Yeah, there we go. So you have got a thing about that. Yeah. That's something you've experienced. That's because it's nice. Well, we think you've experienced it. That's because it's nice. I think a lot you've experienced it. That's because it's nice. I think a lot of us suspect that you are a woolly woofter.

What's your best thing about Crump, then? The beginning? The beginning finishes. There we go. So you have got a best bit. I quite like that when Crump finishes. Anyway, here we go. The Lion King.

Brilliant. Right, now I've not watched The Lion King for about ten years, I'd say. Yeah. But I thought, let's have a crack at... I'll start you off I remember that they used to play it on Capital Radio a lot

when Chris Tarrant would go Arsene Wenger brilliant like that brilliant it's Maverick Tarrant isn't it

yeah Lion King you ready yeah so what is this we're doing now because I'll be honest with you I know that we were meant to do something about the Lion King.

Yeah. I can't really remember how we arrived at this point. Do you remember last week that I did Mutiny at the Bounty? No, not that. No, you didn't. I did Poseidon Adventure. And a week before that... When did you get Mutiny at the Bounty from?

From the last time we talked about that on a podcast. You said Mutiny in the Bounty. Mutiny in the Bounty. Was that on this podcast? Yeah, with Raju. No, it was the old podcast. Yeah, the old podcast. Yeah, a podcast, yeah. We asked Raju what was the name of the ship on Mutiny in the bounty was that on this podcast yeah with Raju no it was the old podcast yeah the old podcast

yeah the old podcast we asked Raju what was the name of the ship on Mutiny in the Bounty he didn't know

he couldn't work it out it's the bounty of course yeah and a week before that I did Ari and the Endersons

basically it's me trying to remember a film I haven't seen for a while and give a synopsis so you selected Lion King for me

it's your idea don't try and undermine it I was just too tired though Lion King I mean I'm's your idea. Don't try and undermine it. No, no, no. I just think I was just too tired. Right. Lion King. I mean, I'm all in favour

of just dropping this section now. No, not going to happen. So you don't even have to read it. Not going to happen. Because next week I'm doing that multi-region DVD. Well, you don't have to take it, do you, to do that?

All right. Well, I do because I can watch it on my multi-region. I don't have one. You haven't got a multi-region player. The African Jungle, 1994. Yeah, that was roughly when it was, wasn't it?

The Lion King, Richard III, surveys the animal kingdom in Africa. He has done a son, Simba. That's right, isn't it? That is right. Tell me when I've got something right. No, that is right. And he's getting ready to give him a go of running it. Right, okay, yeah.

The monkey doctor holds up Simba to the sun and puts a bit of poo on his head like a naughty monkey. Simba giggles a bit of poo on his head like a naughty monkey. Timber giggles a bit. Later on, he makes friends with Timber, Tay and Pumper, who are a pig and a very thin cat. They sing a song called... Hang on, have you genuinely jumped in The Lion King to where he meets Timber and Pumper?

Timber, Tay and Pumper? Yeah. That was all I could remember. I'll tell you now, you definitely missed a bit in it where his dad dies. Definitely. No, that's coming up

you ruiner. He hasn't met Timothee and Pumbaa at that point. He only runs around with all the flowers. Now listen. No, the dad hadn't

died when he met Timothee the thin cat You are giving spoilers for everyone trying to listen to this film. Spoiler alert, go on. They sing a song called Hakuna Masala,

which is about having a nice time in the jungle. But sadly, the Lion King, Richard III, gets killed by his brother Scarface. Right. I think the Lion King... He's not met Timon and Pumbaa at that point. Shut up! He meets them when he grows up,

doesn't he, during meeting them? I think the Lion King may not be Richard, I think that might have been Robin Hood. I think his name is Moussaka, but that sounds wrong because that is a Greek dinner and Greeks don't eat lion for their dinner. Not when I've been to

Greece anyway. Anyway Scarface kills him in a fight near a rock. And that makes Simba the new Lion King. But Scarface wants to be it so he sends his

minions similar to the Wizard of Oz monkeys after Simba. They were fucking hyenas. But they were like ah ah. Yeah but the Wizard of Oz monkeys weren't hy. They were fucking hyenas. But they were like ah ah. Yeah but the Wizard

of Oz monkeys weren't hyenas and that was Lenny Henry. Katanga. Sends his minions Wizard of Oz monkeys possible.

No they're not though. After Simba Timothee and Pumbaa there is another song around now. I did miss the Rowan Atkinson bit. What Rowan Atkinson bit? I just laughed the bird out completely. What bird Rowan Atkinson bit. What Rowan Atkinson

bit? I just laughed the bird out completely. What bird, Rowan Atkinson? That's Black Addy and Monk. Just can't wait to

be king. Don't say Monk. Oh, just can't wait to be king. Yeah. I just can't wait to be king. Yeah, but you've

missed that out. He's king already though. Yeah, well you've missed that out. Finally it comes down to a fight between Simba and Scarface

near a fire and Simba wins. Yeah. Meaning he has murdered his uncle but no one minds. Like Hamlet. Yeah. There is another song here.

A lot of the music is Elton John's. I think it is Rocketman, but with man changed to lion. Circle of Life is on it, I think, but closer to the start. And that is the Lion King. That's brilliant, mate. Circle of Life is on it, but closer to the start. You're right. You know when Elton John did Can You Feel The Love Tonight, when he released it as a

single? Yeah. Can you feel the love tonight? And then his bit went, tonight. Or background singers. Guess who they were? Who were? Them backing singers. Who were they? Do you want to have a guess at some of them? I'll give you three guesses. There are three. I'll give you three guesses. Go on. You? No. That was my only guess.

Alright, you've got no other guesses at all. It's just an interesting bit of trivia. Gary Barlow. Correct. Really? Yeah. Robbie? No. Jason Orange? No. That was my only guess. Oh, right. You've got no other guesses at all. It's just an interesting bit of trivia. Gary Barlow. Correct. Really? Yeah. Robbie? No. Jason Orange?

No. That's all your guesses. You've got to run through and take that. Right. It was Gary Barlow, Kiki Dee and Rick Astley. Oh, wow. It's an interesting bit of trivia, isn't it? Well, there you go.

Yeah, there you go. So how about that, trivia buffs? How did I get Gary Barlow? I don't know. What's the mental on that? You know, they knocked about with each other, didn't they, for a bit? Did they? Elton John and Gary Barlow saying nothing. Saying nothing but the word on that? You know, they knocked about each other didn't they for a bit? Did they? Elton John and Gary Barlow

saying nothing. Saying nothing but the word. It seems to be pals for a bit didn't it? What film am I doing next week?

You're not. What do you mean? I enjoyed that. I was really revving up for this to be a brilliant regular section. No, that's why

I think we should stop it now. Right. Because what happens is they all was around seeing these things and people are

just like literally stop it dead right now. Unless there's one you want to do. Did you have something in mind? You've never seen Star Wars have you want to do. Did you ask something in mind? You've never seen Star Wars,

have you not? No. Have you seen it? Many years ago. I can't remember it. So Star Wars is probably perfect. The whole trilogy? No, just do one of them.

All six films? No, thank you. Right. Let's just do, at the most, the first three, but even that I think is going to be too long.

Alright. Just do the first Star Wars film when you hope, it's called. Yeah. Do that one. Yeah. Can you remember anything about it?

I can remember some character names. I knew how it was called. Yeah, yeah. Do that one. Can you remember anything about it? I can remember some character names. I can remember a big ship. Yeah. I can remember characters and big ship. All right, perfect. Right. So do as much as you can with that. And this.

Yeah, that's a lightsaber, isn't it? Yeah. That wasn't too bad at all. Thank you. I actually do an incredible lightsaber noise. Do you? Yeah. You know, the other week I did my impressions. My name is Michael Caine. Yeah. My name is Michael Caine. Yeah, you're going to do, I am incredible lightsaber noise. Do you? Yeah. You know, the other week I did my impressions.

My name is Michael Caine. Yeah. My name is Michael Caine. Yeah, you're going to do, I am a lightsaber. I am a lightsaber. Do you want to do I am a lightsaber? Yeah, I am a lightsaber. Get ready?

Yeah. Mate, that's brilliant. To think you're just doing that with your mouth. Cheers, mate. See you next week. The Cooking Gamble podcast was devised and performed by Ray Peacock and Ed Gamble. All music by the Tiger Lilies, except for the last one, which is performed by Frank Seidlerson. The Peacock and Gamble podcast is a ready production hosted by Chortle.co.uk.

See you next week. Ow. Stop hitting me with your mouth. Ah. Ah, that... Does it, doesn't it? Yeah.