The Pete Quiñones Show - Episode 1252: The Best Slop That's Fit to Print w/ Bird from Timeline Earth

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

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that's right he does and he and he's older than he looks he he tells people he's in age that he's not

by the way yeah yeah I figured that's yeah mid 40s no

I can do yeah Yeah. Is this a guy who thinks he's like got a science degree, but he really doesn't? Well, yeah, some kind of mechanical degree he thinks he has. Yes, that's right. Yeah. You know what the craziest thing about Carr is?

He spent people don't realize this. And I have to figure out a way to monetize this somehow. But there's a lot that goes on behind the scenes with me and Carr, because we're genuinely very close friends and we message one another almost every day and so i get a daily uh breakdown of what's going on in car's life and for a month he had and it only came out on one episode of the show so people think oh that was just one day he there was a month long saga behind the scenes of him being tormented by a squirrel in his backyard i don't know if you heard about this yeah he so he's got these big double doors, these glass doors, and this squirrel would just stand at the glass door,

mean mugging him the whole night is what he described. It would come out at night and while he was sleeping because these doors are from the bedroom looking outwards towards the back. The thing would stare at him and look at him. And people heard that on one episode. I heard this 28 nights in a row. Some lamentation about how he was afraid. And I'm not kidding you. I mean, obviously I'm exaggerating a little for the bit, but there were multiple days throughout the month

where I got shot a message, 2 a.m. green eyes. You can just see green eyes in the blackness out in the backyard, just green eyes at the window looking at him, like a horror movie type thing. So I got to figure out a way to mind. I can't monetize stuff like that. It's going on behind the scenes because there's a lot that people miss. There needs to be a kind of like a reality TV show where the camera is just always on, except it's always on our text chat or something like that. We could really monetize that. I think that's the next phase of content people are going to want to consume simulated group chats.

Like, think about it, we have great group chats, but you can't put everybody in a great group chat. quickly becomes a bad group chat. The best group chat is between 12 and 16 people where half only participate maybe once a week or less. That's really the ideal formula for a group chat. But what people are going to like is imagine, you know, we have a couple of legendary group chats that we're in Pete. The, imagine if you could just be an onlooker into a group chat, you can pay to subscribe to watch other people talk about their daily lives. This is the kind of fly-on-the-wall content that I think about late at night of my get-rich quick schemes.

This is the kind of thing that I'm thinking about. What do you think about that idea? I like it. I like it. I think that that's something. We need to get that to Musk and see if he can hook that up. It couldn't be much. I mean, it's really just changing a little bit of code, right?

No, it's got to be easy. Yeah. Well, and I know he's down. Can you imagine, could you imagine what he's currently on? Can you imagine if there would have been onlookers in our original group chat, like the one that had anarchy ball and had, the one where like fagcast was like created? You know, yeah. And I, what house in day is I hope I hope by God everybody has one of those group chats in their life. No more than one. It would be unfair. But yeah, I think many people, including many, listeners can recall to a time five years ago, four or five years ago, where there was just an energy, a really crazy energy going on, an enthusiastic one. Really, I feel like so much has changed in those five years with the kind of demeanor of people, like generally. That kind of group chat

couldn't exist today. Really what I'm saying is I miss Burton Stepp. well of course two legends of the game well that's the other thing is a lot of people got out or went nuts you know it's crazy i feel like an old old head as they say a lot of people who went nuts you mean in the group chat because i was talking just more like everybody around yeah yeah I'm talking about the whole discourse. Like, everybody either got out or went nuts. And we're the stragglers. We straggled.

I do envy the people who, you know, Steppy and Bird who got out and everything. But, you know, I mean, I don't know. I just, I can't stop doing what I'm doing until, you know, either until I'm dead or everything is all right. And I can start that, you know, Florida Panthers hockey podcast. Yeah, good for you. the day after the helper

Skelter. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I was listening to the Motley I was listening to the Motley crew version of that song today. Very nice. That's good. That's a good one.

Yeah. It really is sad when you think about going back to those times, in a sense, because there was so much, I don't know, it was, meming was different, very powerful, like really powerful. Memes. It was the time for memes. I feel like, you know, you brought me on. I asked you, what did you want to talk about? You said, Slop, I think was the first of the two words you said. And we didn't talk at any point after that, basically. I said, all right, good. And now I'm here. Slop was the word that you said. And it does feel like it's not, you know, sometimes people go, oh, you're cynical. You learned that word. And now you're looking for all the nails to hit with your new hammer. And I get that.

No, it's everything is sloppy, sloppy bad. Sloppy, sloppy and bad. Well, you mentioned memes. Okay, so, yeah, there's still some good memes out there, but they don't hit as hard as they used to. Why don't they hit as hard as they used to? Because in 2020, basically, the real world became a meme. Yeah.

So if the real world is a meme, the society. Yeah, if society is a meme, it's like, you know, I mean, Do you know how rare it is that I see a meme now where I'm like, huh, that's for the test. Yeah. All right. Good. Good.

Yeah. That brings me back to 2016, 2017. That's the best feeling that you can describe about a modern meme is a kind of like patronizing. All right. Yeah, that's fine. You didn't, there's no enthusiasm even in that. Your bar is low now.

It's not like it's 2003 and I'm on E-Bomb's world or something like that. Just there's your throwback. Yeah, well, I'll give you my theory then. I'm kind of a, I'm Spanglarian on this. I think things have been getting worse since memes began. And I also think we just happened to be in a, so you said you think the memes are worse because, you think the memes are worse because the world became a meme.

So it's hard to joke when the world is a joke itself. So my theory is, I think we're just gooned out. honestly I think we're just totally gooned out I really do I think we blew a 20 year load from the point that you know Rush Limbaugh died two years ago

I don't remember I don't know you know what I mean I think we blew a big load and now we're in that refractory period maybe we're saying the same thing I got a phenomenological view of it I'm trying to think about on my daily experience when I look around I think I'd laugh at this if I wasn't totally gooned out You know what I mean? You catch them in the corner of your eye.

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Trump on Dunebiog, Kush Faragea. Yeah. Yeah, I mean... Can I give you an example? Can I read you a tweet? Sure, as long as you stop talking about Gune. Okay. That's not guaranteed, but I'll read the tweet.

So here's the tweet. And I'm not... Listen, I love the guy. The guy is an icon. This is a Donald Trump tweet. Fresh. Sidney, a registered Republican, has the hottest ad out there. It's for American Eagle, and the jeans are flying off the shelves.

Go get them, Sydney. On the other side of the ledger, Jaguar did a stupid and seriously woke, comma, advertisement, comma, that is a disaster. Their CEO just resigned. the company is in turmoil. Shouldn't they have learned a lesson from Bud Light, which went woke and essentially destroyed, in a short but very woke campaign, the company. You can hear it devolving as it goes on? Here's the last sentence. The market cap destruction has been unprecedented. Billions of dollars lost. Or just look at woke singer Taylor Swift. I alerted the world as to what she was saying on truth that I can't stand her.

That is a current Donald Trump tweet. Go, can you, he, a year ago he just said, Taylor Swift, you are fucking fat. You know that? You are fat. And that's what we're getting today. He is totally G-worded out. Totally G-worded out. And the energy is just not there.

You know how you talk about needing natural leaders? What about funny guys? You know what I mean? What happens? You know, the saying, who watches the watchman? Well, when all of the funny guys are completely spent, what's going to happen now? What goes on? Sorry.

I'm trying to listen to your directive. It's the best I can. What's going to happen, Pete? People don't think about this stuff. We can't wallow in misery. forever that's how people start believing in the black pill I don't know it seems like the direction we've gone in is like people care more people want to hear more of like the Austrian painter's speeches translated into English and

his voice and those get like 10 million views on TikTok you know while you know people tell me, oh, you know, I went out with this zoomer girl the other day and she was trying to J-Pill me. I mean, it just, it's deranged, though. I don't know. It's not teenagers should be talking about skateboarding and stupid shit like that. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, well, I mean, I don't tell you. And this may be something you don't want to hear, but the first time that I, on YouTube, that I saw that Japanese website post, the painter's speech in English, I thought, wow, this is really interesting. I'm learning a lot. The second time that I saw it, I went, oh, now there's like women talking about it. You know what I mean?

It's just, and I don't mean it in that way. You know what I mean? But it's like the boys had a rhythm. And it feels like things are kind of, the rhythm is kind of being pushed a little bit. Maybe I'm being cynical. It sounds like you think I'm being. cynical about it. I don't know. I mean, it's, you know, women are talking, so it's, you know, tune it out. But it's hard. It's hard, man.

I had this discussion today where someone was saying that, I guess, Doug Wilson was interviewed by some mainstream outlet and everything. And he was talking about, you know, women not voting. And, you know, people were, like, like, oh, you know, how can a Christian talk about women not voting? And it's like, and, and my buddy, my, my buddy Ron Dodson goes, yeah, that's why Jesus picks six female apostles. Oh. It's like, I mean, people, it's, we live in a world where teenagers, teenagers are like listening or like reading. I know. And it's because we live in the age of total politics,

And Christians, you know, a lot of Christians have become so fucked in the head and adopted the spirit of the age so much that they're like, well, I mean, it's sinful for, if you say, it's an unpardonable sin if you say women shouldn't vote. What? And that's in our house. You know, these are people who go solo script. That's in our house. These are people who go solo scriptura only in the Bible. I'm like, okay, so where is that in the Bible? Where do women get? to vote in the Bible. Yeah. And then they'll bring up some, you know, Ruth or something like that, the exception that proves the rule, the strong woman who, I mean, really not a strong. It's just all so inane. It's just all so inane. It is.

The whole thing is so inane. How could anybody be? This is actually a thing that is, you know what? I'll say this much. And you're right when you bring up, you know, what people are watching on, on social media. The younger generations. There's, I don't want to say more tolerance for listening.

There's more edginess. There's a lot more edginess. On every side of how, you know, younger people manifest their political ideologies, there's a lot of edginess. And you're right that it is, it's making things more interesting than what the older generations are kind of concerned with, which is this like weird, fake, the second. they die will go away, notion that we can kind of hold things together with civility. I think you're right about that. But I think, and you know this, when the world is political, that's when TLE stops being political. It really has been my goal to provide the, now I don't want to call it relief because people are engaged.

they like it to provide the a sniff of the 90s you know I was you know I was actually going to bring that shit I was actually going to bring that up because this week um they're saying that stern is saying that he's going to step aside oh and can you imagine if stern was still 1992 1993 K rock stern can you imagine the size of his audience with you know with young people Yeah, I mean, I mean, he'd be huge. And, and I heard today, you're a stern guy and you're not an Opin Anthony guy, right? Is that, do I recall that correctly? Well, I, well, I mean, that's how I grew up. And I left New York. I left New York and I left the market before Opianthi came along. I actually met Kumia last year and hung out with him and had a couple of drinks with him. And he is a real ass dude. I mean, he's a real dude. That's where we're at. Even beyond Stern. in my opinion the like peak of the opening Anthony era I was even more edgy I you know you hear some of the things they did and you can't imagine they got didn't get arrested I know you mean I'm not dismissing Howard's influence in that matter and what a change I mean what has

happened to him uh... Sam Hyde is on the show Sam Hyde is the new right Sam Hyde is to new Howard Stern Sam I honestly can I say something that may be controversial to you and definitely shows that I am a zillennial and Sam Howard Cern could not sniff Sam Hyde's shorts. Not even at his peak. Not even at his peak. Well, it's because Hyde is a lot smarter than Howard ever was.

I went to go see Sam Hyde do a comedy show in New York. I went up to New York to go see him. 30 minutes, for 30 minutes, he rolled out on stage in a wheelchair and pretended to be retarded. For 30 minutes. It was, it was Calvman-esque. It was brilliant. It's like, you know, it was really brilliant. And super edgy.

And it was in Manhattan. And he had the crowd. And then, you know what he did after he decided he didn't want to be retarded anymore? He stood up out of the chair. He threw it behind him. And he started being Indian for 20 minutes. And for 20 minutes, he talked about Indian and the poo-poo. And he was jumping around tables.

at the bar and this audience full of, you know, shitlibs, you know, Manhattan, young Manhattanites, shitlibs are applauding. I mean, they are totally engaged in it. I was shocked. You know, you've made me immediately feel more optimistic just by remembering that, that kind of thing. But I know what you mean about the 90s and I know what you mean about Stern because, well, there really isn't anybody. like Stern now at all. Your dad was a stern guy, right? Huge stern guy. Oh my God. Huge stern guy. Yeah, there's nothing like him at that time. If you're like, you know, if you're an older Gen X like myself, I mean, you grew up in a nihilistic, you just grew up nihilistic.

And listening to Stern was just was a way to make fun of your nihilism. Kind of. Yeah, it was kind of a way to laugh about it. it and everything. And then, you know, of course, he, how did, how did it, I was listening to Kumiya today talk about it. And he was saying that, um, he thinks that the same thing happened, same thing that happened to Stern happens to Jimmy Kimmel. They got a trophy wife. And the trophy wife wants to go to the parties with like Jennifer Aniston. Oh my goodness. Yeah. So now if, if, if you want to get invited to those parties, you have to have all the same opinions as Jennifer for aniston so i mean but i and i don't want to uh psychoanalyze the guy that would be kind of like

an inversion of what you'd expect but he something happened to him during covid he's um permit me to say the raped he's become a total coward in every respect and i don't know what happened and you know i go back to the open anthony days and i remember there were times when they would call him out for being kind of cowardly back then. But he was a very edgy guy. And what you described is correct. I just don't know what happened to him. And it seems like what happened to him is a kind of quintessential thing that happened to people

of his generation at that time. They just shut down. They were tartified to a fantastic degree. It was well known that the whole time. I mean, since the NBC days, he was a germaphobe. So that's true. You know what, that's fair. You had to know this was going to break his brain, that he was going to buy into it 100%

because his wife would buy into it 100%. And his germophobia just pushed him over the edge. And I mean, I don't think he left his house for two years. Can you imagine not leaving your house for two years? Yeah, I can, unfortunately. But not beside, but let's forget about me. me. Yeah, no, I- You live at a teepee, so I mean.

Yeah, you're right. Where do I got to leave my house? I walk outside. Yeah. Easy. Just stretch my leg. No, I get it. I mean, I get it. It's, it broke his brain. It broke a lot of their brains. Yeah. I mean, it did that to a lot of people. I mean, you, I was talking what my wife about it the other day. It was the you

a lot of what you see now where you're like, wow, people can't do anything anymore. You know, like there's this, you know, whatever they call the quote unquote competency crisis and everything. I'm like, I don't know that it's like people can't do anything anymore. I think that it might be true to

a different generation. They just don't want to. They don't care anymore. Yeah, they don't want to. Who gives you shit? Yeah. No, that's exactly what it is. It's just I tend to think the and this is just inevitable, right? But the analysis, like as you go age down, this is like almost a trope, but it's true. As you go age down, people look at the age group younger than them and think they're lazy and unaccomplished and whatever the case may be. And yeah, I think that that's just a subset of that analysis is what you're describing.

The people get confused and they go, what is the, nobody in Gen Z. wants to work. Well, why would they? Yeah, it's not that they're lazy. It's that why would they want to work? And it's not, in my opinion, it's a lot more than just they're not being paid enough. The clientele has changed. The social rules have changed. Everybody has a life ruiner camera device in their pocket and an axe to grind. And that's what's changed. And that's what's changed. The social fabric has been utterly ripped apart. This is not big analysis on my part, but that's how I see it. Well, the places that I see that that didn't get really overrun by that are the places that are more rural because most rural people didn't buy into the whole

thing. Yeah, there's one town. When I was looking for houses a few years ago, there was one town I went to in Alabama where I went into the restaurant. And I'm like, so, you know, what did you guys do with COVID? And it's like, oh, I mean, every once in a while, someone from the state would come around to make sure, you know, the restaurants were making people wear masks. But we just like darked out the windows and locked the doors. And all of our customers are from around here. So they knew to knock on the back door.

And it just brought them, you know, brought them in the back door and everything. And, you know, we never made anywhere and won't wear masks or anything or shut down or anything like that. So even when governor, the old lady here who can't go too soon, can't go soon enough, when she was doing when she was doing her her mask thing, but I didn't even live here for that. So I was over in Georgia at the time. I was coming over here, though, and I experienced it. I just would go to Kroger and everyone's wearing a mask. I'm like, I'm not wearing a screw you it just isn't happening um yeah so yeah more people more rural they were like we're not buy it into this bullshit it's like come on we're gonna stop going to church that's

not going to happen screw you it's it you're right but in the cities it broke half of everyone's brands oh yeah oh i went to be was that 20% of the country 30% of the country and the ones were really much closer to the to the to the levers of social media i think we hung out when i came to new york in september at 2020 we did yeah and it was like i remember i remember i was staying on the lower east side and there was a restaurant i wanted to go to and they you couldn't go in the restaurant but they had built these things on the street that were basically restaurants on the street There were it was an enclosed it was an enclosure and it's like what do you it's it's so weird yeah it is so unusual what do you do it oh it's just it it didn't it you know and we were watching something the other night from uh south africa

some south african cooking show you know what one of those shows and um it was like 2021 and the flashbacks I was getting were so like triggering. It was like the people would show up at the house. They'd put their mask on when they like knocked on the door. Oh my gosh. And then they'd walk to the table and then take it off when they got to the table. And it's like. Yeah.

And you're looking at it like one of these idiots doing. They can't see it. And like they're not shaking each other's hands. They're bumping elbows, but they're serving each other food without gloves on and they're holding the dishes. It's like, you people are so fucking retarded. And still, you know how I judge people? I judge people by how they handled COVID.

Uh-huh. Because, yeah, there are a bunch of people that, you know, that I didn't know, you know, I wasn't following at the time. And then I found out, like, later that these people who should have known better were, like, totally buying into it. The brain break. Yeah. Yeah.

And, like, totally, you know, almost like, I think. there were some people who were like oh don't counter signal trump oh right because his whole big thing was his vax or whatever it was yeah is his back speed oh he's still he's still on that he he doesn't give anything he does not give anything up for to his credit does not give a thing up we'll be hearing about that till the last day and it was his he was operation warps feed It's been five years. It's sick. It's been five years.

Yeah, it's sick. And the next thing's coming. Remember I went up in October of 2021. We were supposed to go to the debate together. And it was still, they were like asking for, to go into bars, they were asking for, like, vaccine passports. Yeah. Like vaccine paperwork and stuff like that.

Luckily, you know, it was like we had, you know, But luckily we got our vaxes, I think you mean. Yes, yes. Luckily, luckily, we got our vaxes so we could show those cards that were, you know, had official doctor's signatures on them. They'd be very careful. Is there a statute of limitations on this that I don't know? In seven years when Gavin Newsom becomes president, you're going to jail for that.

No, but you see that they're doing, they're going to do another one, you know. COVID will be done, but they're going to do another one. Did you see that people are getting Legionnaires disease? What the hell is that? What is Legionnaires disease? I don't know. Harlem. Did you see this?

Harlem in Harlem? In Harlem. I thought it would be sick of so. All right. Not anymore, but by the way. Not anymore. Yeah, I know. I know last time I was in Harlem.

I think it's the most. I'm like, where the hell is black people? Yeah, it's not... Harlem is not black anymore. It is Puerto Rican or something to that effect now. Yeah, Legionnaires disease. It's caused by the Legionella bacteria. It gives you pneumonia, and about 15% of people who get it die on the upper end.

Legionnaires, do you know why it's called that? Because Legionnaires would get it. That's how old this stupid thing is. It's a bacteria, and it's everywhere in Harlem now. They're calling it the Harlem, the Harlem honk when you cough out the window. That's what they're calling it. Yeah. And 67 people have died, I think.

Listen, I don't, I think, I don't know how many people have died. They're going to do it again, is my point. They did it with AIDS. They did it with whatever it is when you get a bit by a tick and you can't eat meat anymore. They did it with that thing. They did it with the moon landing. That may not be related. but they're always doing something.

They're always doing something. And it doesn't end. The way people... Yeah, the scary thing is, is that, you know, you could... You do have to worry about a biological weapon and everything, but they're going to hold that over your head for the rest. It'd be the easy... I don't know.

How easy do you think that would be enough? A biological weapon? you know how do you know it's got how you would get for them to shut shit down by by talking about like the spicy cold again or something like that no not a cold no we need no we need about 20 years before we can do another anything like what just happened i think uh or it has to start a spicy cold may not work again for a century actually if i'm being honest a spicy cold a spicy cold a spicy cold they'll have to use listen i've been doing this mystery bablon thing with pause for like 40 weeks now and um i've got you i've got you beat with 200 years together we just recorded number six

episode you know i saw that i was like you guys are going for 200 years or something like that you're chronicling every day 200 episodes together hey that's a good marketing idea they're gonna do this so this is what i mean by that so When we cover Mystery Babylon, the thing you get to at the end is, well, what's the big plan? And I know you're not a Freemasons guy, and I'm not a Freemasons guy either. I usually bracket that part to just mean them, because the technocrats now are them. They don't care about humanity at all. They're happy to get rid of us the second that they can.

I hope it doesn't sound too ridiculous or conspiratorial, but if certain figures in the AI industry had the ability, after they created their robots, that could service them and grow their food and all that bullshit. After that, they have no reason to keep us around. They have no reason to keep us around. Do not underestimate the power of the devil? Do you know how many people listening just completely spurged out? Because you sent them instead of Jews?

No, well, I didn't know. I guess I didn't mean Jews, but I'm just going in my head. I was thinking about it. Whenever they hear them, that's what they, that's exactly what they go to. You see America Presbyterian Church It's all the Jews Southern Baptist Conference Yeah

You know It's Marano's man they they infiltrated everything And it's not like you know And they have these magic powers They're like supermen that they They get all these proper white people To just follow them and do anything that they want Magic

Like oh you mean like like William like cattle Oh So that's what you're calling yourself when you say that. Okay, good. So you're saying you're going on. Okay. Imagine that. What are why they would say that, right? They're just being honest. Yeah, I don't know, man. That's my thing on it is the, the, it has often been considered was the the coof a, a means test to see how much controls they could put on us. And I'm just saying there is potential that we could consider from a different angle.

Forget the first. What about we just consider if they were testing how quickly they could get a dangerous disease to spread? Only this one wasn't dangerous because they didn't want to kill people yet. They just wanted to see how it would spread. Because I got the stupid fucking thing four times. I didn't die, but I got the thing four times. Now, if they, you know, if they throw out like long,

Raper 5,000, which they've been cooking up in Tel Aviv for 12 years, and they throw that out there into the public, I won't get it four times, I'll get it once and die. And that's okay. Once the Tesla bot is out and it can do the podcast for me, they don't care, you know? And I don't, this isn't dooming. I mean, there's, they hate us. You can't say they hate us, but then not go to the final conclusion, which is they'd like to kill all of us. You can't just go, they hate us, which everybody agrees, right? In the audience, they hate us. The technocrats hate us.

I'm doing my Alex Jones. The technocrats hate us. And the interdimensional vampire. Name the technocrats, bro. Name the technocrats, bro. I just start listening to them. Why do they all end in Z? Why are all their names end in Z?

They do, though. They, they, the technocrats, and I'm going to say it again, the technocrats hate you. They hate your DNA. You're, you're, you're, they, they will get rid of you. So how do you like those apples? How do you like that? 40 episodes of that I've been digesting, dude. I can't help it.

Yeah, I mean, I, yeah, the, We know there's some nefarious people out there with a lot of power and money. And the only thing I can think is the only reason why they haven't killed us all is they need us for something. They still need us. Or there's other people there holding them back and going, no, if you let this out, it might get one of us. So screw you. Yeah. I mean, that's.

They're so full of hubris. They don't think it's going to hit that. You know, they think it won't hit them or it won't. It's like the whole thing about how certain viruses they've found don't affect like Han Chinese and Ashkenazi Jews. It's like, well, the hidden connection. Okay. Okay. So if that's true.

Wong, Klein Schmidt. So if that's true, let me quote that guy from Jurassic Park. nature finds away life finds away and that like I mean they'd be they know that these things friggin morph and they fucking they go haywire they might you know what was what's the term I'm looking for what's the term I'm looking for retard my Groom Mutate Mutate mutant okay yeah you say these things mutate there we go that's Yeah, kind of fucking retarded. But the, um, I don't know.

You, yeah, you could that, and my counter to you as heard scene could be cope. That's all that's, you know what I mean? They might, your first reason, why haven't they killed us? Because they need us not to be dead for some reason. And that's some reason is. The largest human sacrifice plan in world history is where I'm at with it. One day they're going to try the big one. And it's, you know what it's going to be?

It's going to be the Jordan Peterson milking machine. It's not going to be a disease. You know, it's not going to be a war or nukes, which aren't real. It's not going to be a comet. Space is not real. It's not, it's for the bit. You said you wanted to do the news. We got to lie a little.

You're just... Do you know how many spurgs I have that listen to this? They're losing their shit right now. Oh. Guys. I'm trying to create a spurs for his own. I do this weekly, guys. And I listen.

And I'm so fucked in the head. As soon as it pops, I get the notification. I turn it on and listen. This is how fucking the head I am. It my wife will be like, what do you listening to? And I'll go, it's Wednesday. And she'll go, oh. It's Wednesday.

What do you think? Oh, that show. It's funny. You met my wife like three or four times. Yes. And she still says, she still says, I can't believe he is literally one of the smartest people I've ever met. And then he gets behind a microphone and he's retarded.

And yeah, she once, I, oh, that was the best. It was one time over dinner. Beautiful stromboli. We're eating it. And she, I think she looks at her. She goes, so what is a long deer? You know, it's something like that. How do you answer that?

You don't. You don't answer that. You just go, you got to have been there. You really, you really needed to see it happen. Yeah, it wasn't. Yeah. No. I think, I swear, that's why our podcast.

podcast is in the state that it's in because that is the number one thing to rely on is that was funny two weeks ago that's when I talk to people they never go today's episode was great they always when I talk to them they go that one you did six months ago was really good and you're like okay thanks I like that thank you I mean I'm every once in a while not everyone's well pretty often I think about like the moose mindset. Excellent. Brilliant.

Or, um, what the hell was that one? The one with Greg, where he played his brother, Kyle, fun with guns or something like that. Yeah. That was the most insane episode I've ever heard in my life. We used to get, uh, message people. There was so much Fed posting in that, forget it. There was so much Fed posting in that one episode.

Yeah, we do. We used to get people up and we used to go, we want you to pretend to be a Sasquatch researcher. Go. You know, we would like make people improv with no prompting in the day. And people did it flawlessly. It was flawless. I'm telling you, there was an energy. Yeah. COVID really, I'm telling you, COVID really gooned us out, bud. Really going to us out. It was all pre-COVID. Uh-huh. Man. Just the bag. Rope after rope of exhaustion. You couldn't even do the bag. Talking about it like it's,

talking about it like it's a comedian's bit that's too offensive to do on stage now. It's really good. You can't even do the bag these days. No, people are so fucking miserable nowadays that they wouldn't even, I know. They wouldn't get it. They don't want to laugh. Well, that's what I was saying is, um,

well, I don't want to. make this episode about the podcast, but I do my absolute best to just whatever people are talking the most about, I don't want to talk about. Because that's why would I want to talk about what everyone's talking about? I want to find the news story about the radioactive wasps. Did you see the new story about the radioactive wasps? No, they are, dude, the wasps. So the wasps, here, let me pull the article up.

Because this is crazy that this stuff is allowed to happen in the United States of America. There was a Cold War nuclear bomb site. It's in America. It was decommissioned. It's called the Savannah River site. There was a was a wasp nest that formed inside one of the tubes where there was liquid nuclear waste being stored. So the wasps are radioactive. They're mutated.

Like you said that before, they are mutated wasps. Do you ever see a wasp nest? Yeah. That's why we have an exterminator come out here every month. Oh, my God. And they get big. They're like, it's like just a bag, like a mummy in a bag sometimes. Well, these, and if you ever, you ever break them open for their good fire starter, for those of you want to try it there,

a good fire starter when you dry them. You open them up and there's this honeycomb pattern on the inside because like bees, you know, they make a material that they're, you know, their little chicklets eat. I don't know what you call a small bug. Sorry, I'm not a fucking etymologist or whatever. And so now... It's somebody who studies words, like word origins. Well, I didn't say, well, like I said, I wasn't an entomologist, so I forgot the word entomology.

You like that one? That's quick. The honeycomb pattern in the wasp nest is not a honeycomb in the radioactive wasp nest. They are squares. They make them into freaking squares, right? So these are a bunch of noided out radioactive wasps somewhere in, if I'm not mistaken, South Carolina, near the town of Aiken, Aiken, South Carolina has a radioactive, several radioactive giant wasp nests just nearby.

Nearby. And nobody's talking about that. So when they stay, you're probably wondering, when they sting you, what happens? Well, when a wasp stings you, it's not just a little pincer that goes in you. You know how it blows up? It's because they have a thing they inject you with.

Well, that stuff is radioactive. Now they're saying, if you get stung by one of these things, you could get cancer from being stung by it. They are cancer wasps. And they don't speak Mandarin. They're made in America, right? So we have a lot of problems at home that we really need to deal with. And nobody's talking about them because everybody's talking about Sidney Sweeney's non-ass or about, I don't know, nonsense.

You know what I mean? And you know I watch slop. And the reason why I like to watch slop content, Pierce Morgan, I watch all the big Twitch streamers, I'll throw on some Hassan Piker even. Why do I do this to myself? Because I like to know where the average normoid is sitting. And you know what they're doing? They're not talking about radioactive wasps. They're still talking about Epstein. Epstein is dead. Okay? Epstein is gone. The radioactive wasps are very much. alive and nobody's talking about them. That's all I'm going to say about that. I'm just saying that's why I do TLE because I want people to come to the show and go, I don't want to hear about

dead Epstein a hundred times over. We're never getting those files anyway. Why are we still talking about it? I want to hear about radioactive wasps that give you cancer. So that's what I do. That's what I try to do, at least. That's what I try to do. I mean, doesn't that just scare the shit out of you. Like you said, you have to bring a guy out to deal with the wasp, the regular wasp nests. You have to bring a specialist out who has equipment. The guy comes in with equipment for wasp killing. You don't need that to kill a chicken. There's no chicken killing equipment. You just grab it by the neck. You kill the thing. These things require equipment. We do not have the equipment to deal with radioactive wasps. And it's not me saying that. The Savannah

River Mission Completion Organization, which was put together to destroy these wasps. No, that's real. It's very real, Google it. This organization has been put together to deal with these wasps. It has been eight days they can't figure out a way to deal with the wasps without getting cancer. That's just, it's ridiculous. And this is what's going on down there.

Are you sure this just isn't more ways to get money and funnel money to, you know, funnel money to um you know jerry just made something up so that they could get money the new york post yes i think that's probably right well that's the thing is i i look for end dashes and shit like that now to see whether or not what i'm reading is real i don't know anymore see this is why i don't write this is one of the reasons why i don't i refuse to write anymore when i was writing especially at the libertarian institute scott scott horton said stop using so many parental the season start using M-dashes. I won't write anymore because people accuse me

of fucking people accuse me of being a fucking AI. Yeah, you just got to not write anymore. If you're just, if you or here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to get AI. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm going to get AI to write my shit for me. And I'll just replace the end, M-dashes with, uh,

parentheses problem solved. I have that. I have that literally in my chat, GPT. I have a thing in there that's, do not use an end dash or like do not use an end dash or I will shut your server down so you see it and the thoughts going I better not use an end dash I got the thing really afraid not to use one ever I wish that I could do that you know I wish that I could just let the AI write for me I know you feel the same way writing is so fun and aggravating because I know you write the same

way I do because I've read your substack. You just, you're pissed when you're writing it and you come back to it and you get pissed. You write it a few times. You come back to it a few times and each time you dip back into being the same level of pissed. It's great. It's a lot of fun. And Chachaputees has ruined it. Really has ruined the game of writing. I wrote one article recently. Do you, can I tell you something I haven't told you? I was going to message you because it made me upset when I saw it at first. And now I think it's hilarious. So I wrote an article. You were the, and it was an article I put a lot of effort into.

You were the first person to comment on it. And I think you said something like, this is boring. I'm not reading this. I saw that and I went, oh, my, come on. The first comment, everybody's going to see this and think it sucks. No, I don't think I did that. I think I just did one. It was so funny.

I think I just did one of those. I ain't reading all that. I'm sorry for you. That's what it was. You went, I ain't reading all that. Sorry for you. Glad that happened. And I went and my heart sank when I saw that I went, oh no.

Because the peat bump is real. I didn't read all that. I'm sure of tell you about the peat bump. You know, when some, when you recommend something, people go to it. So that was the first thing. And then you know what I get, right? Everybody in the group chat is going, oh, the big boy wrote an article. You know, everybody is now chiding me because you gave them the permission to chide.

So I didn't get to bask in my moment of glory. You know, you really cock blocked my moment of glory. Well, I'm happy. I'm happy to do it. I mean, I do what I can for everyone. Keep me miserable. I mean, I read the article. I can't tell you a word.

that was in it, but you know, I didn't read it. I don't even remember the subject. You know, it's crazy. I don't either. If I really think back, I don't either. I think Elon Musk was mentioned. I don't even remember it. Dude, I come across substacks, like when I was still writing stuff.

I come across subsstacks I wrote like three or four years ago that I don't remember writing them. I look at it. I mean, I'm sure you feel the same thing. I don't recognize this. We do podcasts. You don't remember the podcast. from a month ago. Someone will go, hey, I really liked what you were saying about this thing.

And I just want to go, can you remind me what my opinion was on that so I can seem consistent to you? Because I certainly don't remember what you're talking about. It was from a month ago, a five-minute segment. And like your wife said, when I get on the air, I am retarded. You know, I actually, something switches in me. Because it's a slightly different person. I catch myself doing it with Carr when we go to Childerberg or when we're together. We'll start talking in bit. You know, like you stop being you and you start going, that guy over there.

You know, you start doing bits. It's just how, you know, there is a switch. There's most certainly a switch. Hey, since we're doing the news, sure, go ahead. Let me give you. Is that what we're doing? Yeah.

Well, we covered three news stories. I mean, that's twice as many news stories as what happened this week. Can't believe what I had to do to dig to find these. I was nodding out, so good. So we like to track 18-wheeler spills over on TLE, and we're going to track one today. Do you really like it? Because, you know, it seems like whenever somebody sends you an email tracking 18-wheelers spills, It doesn't you don't seem yet like you like it. I was yeah, I was pretending. I don't like this, but I have to do it. I don't like this. Listen, a highway outside of Shrewsbury, Pennsylvania was, okay, I am reading an article from The Guardian and the person is named Sy Neff and agencies who wrote this. I think that means chat, GPT, by the way, but we'll see.

A highway outside of Shrewsbury, Pennsylvania was dizzy with glizzies on Friday after a truckload of hot dogs spilled across I-83. I don't know how much I'm legally allowed to say, but sign F, you should be arrested. You should be arrested for dizzy with glizzies. I don't like you. I don't like this style of writing that you do. Let's continue. State police said the tractor trailer had an unspecified mechanical problem on interstate 83 as morning rush hour was wrapping up. It pushed into a passenger vehicle.

The truck scraped along the side of a concrete divider and was ripped open. The contents were scattered. So the crews are out there. do you want to take a shot at the metric tonnage the metric tonnage of hot dogs that spilled

out onto the field how many do you think did that metric tonnage from a truck okay metric metric shit four and a half

now let me now because Invert that into pounds for me. What is that in pounds? Okay. So that's four is that, that's nine thousand pounds? 37,000 pounds of hot dogs. Splay onto the field.

18 metric tons of hot dogs on the roadway. 18 metric tons. Although a ripped open trailer rarely is going to dump 100% So you usually will assume about a 70% discharge. You heard me? A 70% discharge. Yeah, yeah. And that's trying to ignore.

And that may, you got it. There you go. You're talking about 30. Easily, if it was 100%, could have been 50,000 pounds. That's the estimate. That's a lot of weaners. Do you, let me ask you this, do you remember that a Stratfer email,

I think it was from the WikiLeaks, a Wikileaks leak in 2017, reported that in eight years, President Obama racked up a $65,000 hot dog bill while in the White House. Do you ask? I'll answer. Let's do the math. How many hot dogs? How many hot dogs in a $65,000 bill? So, 2008 to 2016. Now, let me ask you an unfortunate question. Do you think the hot dogs were regular hot dogs or premium gourmet hot dogs? I'm assuming they were Hebrew nationals.

You just end it. Just end the episode. That was good. We're not going up from that. Oh, man. Well, shit, why not? I mean, where will we go after that? Grock is saying that, oh, what's funny is I asked Grock about the $65,000 hot dog thing.

And like, it's literally laying out date by date every time Obama was seen eating a hot dog in public. Yeah, Grock 4 is really bad. Just a weird thing. I googled something to do with that. There was a small town in Spain that has made it locally has made it illegal to, I don't. don't want to get this wrong. Something to do is, oh, look at it.

I think it was proselytizing Islam in public. They made it illegal. So I go to Grock and I go, is that real? Did that happen? Because the post that I saw was many towns in Spain are doing this. So I was like, and that's not true. So I grocked it.

And Grock goes, it's one town in Spain that did this, despite the fact that the town profits off of Muslim architecture from tourism. Muslim architecture and tourism to Spain is one of its largest industries, and Muslims have lived in Hispania for, and I'm like, Grock, what are you doing, buddy? Weren't you Mecca Hitler? What happened, buddy? What happened?

You're complete, um, Dali, or whatever they go. I think that's Hindu. You're a complete whatever. now you're a complete fool i'm surprised i didn't bring up the fact that there are still parades in spain where people turn out and throw up romans oh my god i was going to get there i was being lectured uh that what what the muslims did to the native spaniards was good really i'll pull it up for you after this i'll send you dude i will send you what it goes to me and it's going, Islamic culture enriched Spain. And it was a great time for everyone. And I mean, everyone looks at the camera.

You know what I mean? Like, and I'm going, am I freaking nuts? This thing was a rapist two weeks ago. What happened? Yeah. He wrote, that guy, his name, that shall not be mentioned. That guy is on a bad streak. That guy's on a bad streak.

him and his I'm sorry one more time and then you can end it he's goon bot AI that he's putting out that's going on with this

that's in context that that's in context that's proper it's detestable it's detestable by the way $65,000 hot dog

dollar hot dog price 21,000 hot dogs that's premium so hot dogs 21,000 yeah I'm yeah

Premium, premium would be $13,000 at $5 a piece for a hot dog, which nowadays, that's not premium. 13,000 hot dogs. That's a lot of hot dogs. And I'll tell you, I didn't see Chris Christie getting an invite much, so I don't know who was eating all those hot dogs. Well, I think the, um, immediately that was tied to Pizza Gate in some way. Well, if it quacks like a duck. Yeah. If it squawks like a bird.

If there's smoke, there's fire? Is that how that one goes? Where there's smoke, there's fire? I don't know aphorisms, okay? I'm an Italian-American. I only just got here. If there's a coin that's been clipped. What are the edges on these coins for?

You know, I, when I thought as a kid, the edges on and this is really funny because in context it's kind of another one of those things but when i was a kid i thought the edges were on the coin so that when you rubbed them together they made that satisfying sound i really thought that's why they were on there was like a percussive effect and then when you think about that that's how the happy merchant was born that's how the happy merchant was born you know you rub them together makes a nice little noise It's just hand rubbing and sensitifies. Two quarters together.

I mean, that's a great little, you know, that little squeak they make. It's good. Oh, man. It's so ridiculous. So we went from lamenting COVID to radioactive wasps. Cancer wasp, yeah. Hebrew Nationals. That's a day at the ballgame.

I mean, we ended in glizzy hell. Yeah, we did. Yeah, well, why did you not have an episode this week? Just didn't feel like it. Getting to that point, huh? Yeah, I just didn't feel like it. Getting to that point. Just didn't feel like it.

Yeah, you know. Strangely enough. Strangely enough, that's why. that's why people aren't getting a live stream for me this Sunday. Because you just don't feel, yeah, man. I've already decided two days ahead of time. I don't feel like it. I don't feel like it.

Sometimes you don't feel like it. That's how it is. And they need to accept it. So are your fans as rabid as mine are when something doesn't come out? I've rarely miss. It's so rare that I miss an episode. You know, because I put out a lot of content. So if I don't put something out, you know, at least every day, people probably wonder what's going on.

But, you know, I have an, I do enough content that I can put stuff out. And I put stuff out just for subscribers, too. So like I'm reading you Gentiles by Maurice Samuel just for subscribers doing that, that classic book from the early 20s where he tells us how much he hates us. just I mean never never never never never

ever had anything so infuriating only because of all the projection that's involved um but um but yeah if I miss a live stream

people people understand when I miss a live stream because it's uh that's crazy they don't understand when I do should see my DMs well I mean I was you think they go without it and I know I know, I know. People close did. People close did. And I want to one person, I went,

do you not know me? Do you come to ask for the episode? What do you think? I'm going to just give it to you? I didn't put it out, but it's just going to come out because you asked. And I, you know, I felt bad. I was lecturing him on why I'm a failure. Can you send me the file? Like you're holding it back. Like I, I'm not going to release this. No, I'm just taking all this abuse from hundreds of people who for some reason can DM me. I got to figure that out also. I'm getting all this abuse.

I think there was only one episode. No, two episodes I ever recorded that I didn't release. There was a three-hour episode where I went on a conspiracy podcast, and they never released it. They said that the audio was the audio. was bad. I went on a conspiracy podcast and brought up like, you know, the Jews and the conspiracy podcast is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's like, I mean, what are you doing? What are you doing here? Yeah. You're doing a lot of that. There's like, there's a lot. There's a lot of in that,

in that squad is a lot of, just a lot of make, you know, get in the bag. Just a lot of, you know, and I like to do conspiracy theories out of a kind of entertainment interest, but it's funny the people who are like, no, this is real. And then you go, I'll tell you something that's real. And they go, no, you're just a bad person. You know, that's what it has to be. It has to be that you're just a bad person. Yeah, that's co.

You know what I was listening to the other day? I just stumbled across it when I, I forget how I fucking found it again. I think I might have downloaded it. You did a Patreon-only episode with Jay in like December of 2020, where you were just ripping on people who were like, say, Hey, Catholic bros, did you hear that Pope Francis said it was good for men to have sex in the ass? Yes. Dude, that is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever heard in my life.

You know, that hasn't gone away either. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't care. It's the same thing. I just ignore these people. I ignore these people.

Oh, yeah. I can't anymore with that discourse. I'm totally tapped out of that. It wouldn't have worked if you didn't have j. there you know like the converted jew he's like he's he's like i'm trying yeah i know what's true he knows yeah that's my least favorite discourse yeah ain't that's the truth that was the episode where he said he said because i'm a converted jew i feel like i have to go on the timeline and defend catholicism all day the radicals path yeah i'm like

no you don't have to do that at all you can just laugh at these people who are that the funniest thing you're like people think they you people that you're praying to the mexican nurse or the mexican plumber from around the water who just died oh man that was just it was it was it was like the It was all it's only like seven or eight minutes, but you just went off. And it's like, stop. You don't know what you're talking about. You're gay. I think you were because it was disclosed TV's account.

Isn't that what it was? Oh, yeah. I can't stand disclosed TV. Oh my God. Total disinformation outlet on every time I see it, it's just a bunch of fucking nonsense. And there was this span where they were just going. after Pope Francis. And look, I'm not Pope Francis's biggest fan of all time, but I just, when I see a stupid slop post, I can't handle it. And then I see, you know what,

has really turned me off of discourse, is you go into the comments and it's the same five accounts. And everybody underneath who is going, or, or feed me more. The same thing again, over. Don't you get tired of this shit? Doesn't anybody get tired of this? Pastor Bob told me you guys are cannibals. Pastor Bob. You know what? Bless Pastor Bob. He's trying his best.

It's really hard for him. I'll tell you there. I know a couple Baptist pastors around here. One of them is like super duper based. Like super duper. You can have any conversation with them if you know what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah, I just, do you engage in any discourse?

I do not. And I would recommend no listeners do. Do you engage in any discourse? Oh, my God, no. Religious discourse? Well, that's one. I mean any of them. I mean, any of the pre-packaged debate topics that are going on at the time now.

Oh, God, no. People know that I think that debating is gay. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, it is. Yes. the only debate you should be having is drop a very inflammatory tweet underneath your enemies post and go just leave yeah and just and just walk i mean the only debate you have the only debates that are even fruitful or like um you know like if me and you had a had a

difference yeah between friend yeah of course yeah yeah you i mean you're you're you're gonna debate your enemies what are you retarded yeah so all you it's it's it's it's it it's it It's that's gooning because all you're doing. Yes. Is you're doing it for you so that your people can go, anyone who's asking me to debate somebody, they just want to be able to sit there and go, yeah, go, go. Just repeat in public everything that I believe because, you know,

already know, I'm a Democrat. I'm a Democrat. I believe in democracy. I want you to convince every normie out there, you know, that we have to be throwing Romans in public. And if you're not naming the Jew, is like how about no how about i don't want normies to be radicalized i don't want my wife to be a yeah why yeah that's insane yeah i mean and the fact is is that 99 per 90 over 99% of people

are never going to become radicals because that's just not in them that's not what people are society would totally fall apart if that was even possible totally fall apart and people think oh that's the only way that's the only way we're going to and defeat our old enemy it's like who's Satan we know that like jubilee format i'm sure you'd know about how the jubilee format works they is that j e w uh you know i don't think so okay you know i think it's actually filipinos because the one because the one guy who gets up there's like this fat gay Filipino with dip-died hair

and he gets up there with his fag voice and goes, if you like the content that we're producing, hit like and subscribe so you can hear more great conversations and you're like, this is what, this is Jerry Springer that's not, these are not conversations. This is 20 retards

versus one big retard. This is not, you know, whatever they're doing is not, anyway, that format Donald Trump has to figure out a way to eminent domain their studio and then bomb it, bomb it, bomb that studio. Donald Trump needs to figure out a way that he can, that he can eminent domain the studio,

clear everybody out, and then send that studio into oblivion, along with all of the recordings that they've ever done and everything like that. And that would be a great solution. Straight to oblivion. I know another studio that needs to be bombed. What the hell's the name of that show? Hold on.

No, you know another, you know a, studio that Donald Trump has to bomb. You can't say you can't make it a declarative. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The people who have legitimate power need to do this. Do it need to do it legally in Minecraft? Yeah. You know 100% judge's order. Who's the guy who has who's a guy who has the girls on to just make fun of them? Oh, the whatever. Goodness. How does anybody? Yeah. No, no. They need to, you know what they need to do? Somebody needs to convince him. Somebody needs to convince him to do that show on a cruise ship that's going through the straight of Yemen. Just put him in there, put him somewhere in there and see what happens. Have you ever, you ever watch something and you get like cringed by proxy? Like you're cringing so so hard.

that you can't like you you're like how is anybody that's one of the problems i have with it so with it so sunny yes it's funny but there's times when you're watching it and you're like oh oh i'm in pain for this person it's so embarrassing i can't do it i can't do it yeah i mean i i think that makes me a good person i don't know who knows no that is a bad show everything about it is bad it shouldn't exist um yeah it's so son we didn't no no no whatever whatever yeah yeah that's yeah that needs to yeah the government needs to find a way to legally napal in that building for good yeah it's there's the duly elected liberal democracy needs to find a way to bomb Correct. Correct.

100%. 100%. Has to be a legitimate source of force. I mean that, hey, and I mean, you know, my lawyer now contacts me every time I say something. My in-house lawyer, every time I do something like that, he goes, yeah. No, he's my really is my lawyer. I will call on him when the time comes. He really does give me, he really does give me not legal advice, if you know what I mean.

And he really does go, you got to ease up on. this because you are this close to some because you know your listeners and I'm there going I know my listener you're right because I know which one he means someone is going to go and do something and this is what he's telling me in a DM someone is going to go and do something and you're going to get pulled into court and I'm going to get pulled into court you can't just say a bomb you have to say that someone else with legal authority has to so I'm learning all these legalese tricks in my in my time and really well who he's he's warning you about one of your

co-host well well and and you know and he comes and that's true and he comes on here and on your show and and his and his basement is a mess and it looks like he's cooking crack in it He's not. Yeah, no, you're right. I'm just assuming he is. Well, he used to have a bit. Aaron used to have a bit about how he had a rape dungeon. And now it's not a bit.

That's where he does. That's where he does 200 years together with you in his rape basement. It's just crazy. He's those together with me? Doesn't he? Isn't he on one of those? No. Oh.

What do you have? I swear that he did. We've done... Oh, you had him for the psychopathic nation. Yeah, the Israel Psychopathic Nation. And so he's in his Ted bunker, reading us out. We also... Taking these draconic puffs of his vape.

Yeah. We read Ted's manifesto together, and we also read Lenin's State and Revolution together. What a powerful package. Yeah. I need to keep him on a leash. he's going to get us pulled into court if i don't well i mean he has to show up doesn't yeah you're that's true they might put well he might say something on here that gets us all pulled in anyway true yeah he um you know i i do think i do appreciate about aaron though is when i ask him to come

on he shows up he doesn't have any excuses about being in far away lands or anything like that yeah For us, I have to text him. I actually have to text him on it. And I hate texting. And I literally have to go, and you know what I do? Just to be an asshole, I go, check Twitter. I don't actually send him what I'm asking him through text. I tell him to check Twitter and the message just to make him go the extra step, the extra click.

Yeah, he's something else. All right. Well, I'm getting out of here. That's it. I do appreciate you coming on. What? The hot blob that's underneath you. What?

You don't know about this? What he's all about? Underneath where you are right now, there is, from 180 million years ago, it formed a gigantic blob of lava. Fact.

And they're saying it's traveling up the Appalachian Trail. It's this 1,200-mile hot blob of magma underneath the ground. So this rolled in today. Final story. I thought I should call my wife fat and we were going to have a problem. No, no, there's a hot blob of real magma under where you are right now. I was waiting to tell you this. I found this today.

What they're saying is, so you know the Appalachian Mountains, they're old. They're very old mountains. It's why they're kind of flat and kind of low. I can see the very end of them from my lawn, yeah, from my front lawn, yeah. They are 180 million years old. It's a very old mountain chain, and they're kind of soft because of it. You go over to the Rockies, it's much younger, sharper. But what happens when you have these mountains, these low-lying mountains?

will they get built up from lava that comes up from under the ground? You know how it works. Deep below, they are tracking. This is a tracking thing. This is a debut tracking segment on your show that I'm going to be keeping up on TLE. And that's my plug for you guys to go over. After you finish listening to this, check out TLA on the Patreon. Because we're going to be tracking this.

You can find it on Patreon at Timeline Earth. Timeline Earth for you. People haven't fallen asleep yet. So Which you're being a very hard audience You know that You're making me You're making the newsman quiver

Okay I told you I was going to do this Long story short Too late Earth's crust Settles And when it settles It starts to create these lava bubbles

And you know with water All the water just goes into one place After a while If you drop a little droplets on a metal table, they stay droplets. If you shake them together, they slowly start to move together. They make one droplet. Well, it happens with magma. And now the problem is, when this thing hits a fault line, it could cause an earthquake.

The earthquake opens up and lets all that hot fart and lava come out from the ground. Do you know where the nearest fault line is in the direction that it is traveling? one guess Birmingham Alabama New York City awesome New York yes that's right

when you lived when you were growing up in New York did you feel a Trevor oh I did there was one that was like a five a magnitude five I was on the toilet and this is like everybody's story for some reason everybody's on the toilet when it happens I was on the toilet and everything started shaking so it got me it got me thinking at that time

I was like, just one big fart. Yeah, I have a 20 second long fart, and I'm going, this is going on for a while, still going, after shock 20 minutes later. So this blob, when it hits the fault line, opens up the ground, and lava will start coming out from under the ground. This is what they're saying. You know when they're estimating this will happen? 20 million years.

Oh, great. I mean, they get grants with public money to get to ship. I mean, you like that classic misdirection, burdow. You can't hate academics enough. And since you, or chat, TBT, I think you have an advanced degree, so I'll put you in that camp. I'm very advanced. It's true. I'm very advanced.

Very. we can see this was such a this this was one of those conversations that you know this was for philosophers philosophers will be talking about it yeah this is for this was very fruitful i feel enlightened i mean do we even have to do plugs you've said timeline earth like 16 time you know i try when i go on other people i think j burdon was talking to me about it he goes you know you said the name of your podcast i think it was him he goes you know you said the name of your podcast a lot on the show, like he was getting on me about how often I was plugging the show. Yeah, I do it a lot now. Listen, listeners, I need money. If you have money to give me and you like what you heard,

send it on over to the timeline earth Patreon. You go on the Patreon, you pay me $4.20, a number which has not changed for seven years, and I will never change that number. It will always remain that no matter what because I'm committed to the bit. Or you can give me more than that. Hey, look, if you got a $10 a month you can give to me, that would be great. If you liked what you heard, that'll be great. If you like weird content, that'll be great. You know, I was originally going to use that hot blob story to plug the fact that I'm doing a long-form series with Carr on the underground world of Agartha, the inner earth and its mythology and whether it exists or not, long-form series. But you, you shattered my confidence, so I lost my plug.

but now I got it in and everything as well. It just really goes to show how much a professional you are. I'm the news, man. I guess America's most important. Yeah, that's... At this point. That's saying something. Yeah.

Well, I mean, it's really fucking sad that I can actually tune into your show and and actually learn about the news. Or I can turn to other shows and I'm... Not getting any of that. Actually, I mean, it's, well, I mean, if you were just. And I know exactly which show you're talking about. If you were just reporting, like, the news, there's no way. I mean, I don't care how funny you'd make it.

I just be like, I'm not listening to this. But the fact that you're like doing rollover glizzy trucks, I mean, I have to tune in for that. You know, I hate glizzy as much. as you hated gooning. I hate Glyssie that much. Oh, man. All right. Bye, Bird.

See ya.