The Phonebox Podcast With Emma Conway - Steph Douglas: Sticky Floors In 90's Nightclubs
Episode Date: October 24, 2023Who played one of The Lovely Boylen sisters in Annie? Found a husband who adores Les Mis and believe Grease 2 to be completely inappropriate? Business woman and podcaster Steph Douglas that's who! Ste...ph joins The Phonebox Podcast to chat about the joy of 90's musicals and how much they meant to teens back in the day.Listen to 'The Don't Buy Her Flowers Podcast' here. Visit her amazing online gifting store 'Don't Buy Her Flowers' here and be sure to follow Steph over on Instagram.For more of me follow @brummymummyof2 on Instagram, YouTube, Facebook and TikTok and follow the all new @phoneboxpodcast account on InstagramIf you have any guest suggestions, topics you would like me to cover or send in a voice note to be featured email admin@brummymummyof2.co.uk and be sure to tag so I can see where you are listening!Editing by Soundtruism. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hello and welcome to this week's episode of the Phone Box Podcast with me, Emma Conway.
I hope you're well. I'm looking out the window.
And no word of a flipping lie, it's 2.57 when I'm recording this.
It's already getting dark. it's already getting dark it's already getting dark i've got a snuggly blanket in front of me which i'm going to put on as soon as i stop
recording this because it's cold it's cold and it's dark we have reached peak britishness talking
about weather and it being dark that's just what it is now until maybe may that's what we're
experiencing thanks so much for your love on the tracy beaker episode
it was brilliant to talk to danny harmer and also thanks if you're taking part on the polls on the
phone box podcast instagram account we do one every week i think the common bin bag won best
halloween prop of the 1990s because in a bin bag you could be a witch you could be a vampire you
could be a zombie you could be anything you're hot as i desires in a bin bag in the 90s it's all we it's all we
had going for us also this episode is about musicals i'm wondering if it's niche or i'm
wondering if it's a universal experience i'm not saying there wasn't much to do in the 90s
but i spent a lot of time pretending i was the narrator from Joseph's and his technical dream
code that's what I was doing graduating on to Lamy's with Michael Ball of course the icon and
the legend but that's what I was doing and you lot wrote in as in like sent me a direct message
I like to think you're you're sending me penmanship but no it was a direct message on Instagram
telling me the musicals
you wanted us to talk about so we touch on those and i'm doing this episode with the wonderful
podcaster steph douglas she also has an amazing business called don't buy her flowers i will leave
links in the descriptions to all her stuff and she like me is a musicals expert do either of us have
any qualifications in musicals no no was she once a bit part in
annie and was i once a bit part in greece yes and that is all the qualifications you need
to talk about it so enjoy this podcast and i'll see you at the end for a chat
hello steph and welcome to the phone box podcast hello hello we've already we've already had a 40
minute catch-up
every week i do it like i pretend that people have just turned up but i've been talking for
about two hours um this is going to be a bit of a different podcast i'm going to ask you a few of
our normal questions and then we're going to discuss musicals oh my god because we're both
musical gals i feel like i should have ginned up on musicals but I think it's in it's
in my bones I think it's okay you are the a lame page to my barber yeah we need to do like a bit
of back-to-back wasn't it good so good but anyway we're getting ahead of ourselves yeah first of all
um what year was it when you were 14 it It was 1995. And that's a great year.
It was a great year.
And do you know what?
I'm trying to work out what year it was and what I was doing when I was 14.
I went to Smash Hits poll winner's party.
It's all bad then.
Who was, oh my God, let's take that on.
Take that minus, Robbie, we're on.
So what was ridiculous is my parents allowed,
so me and my best mates, who are still my best mates,
we went to Smash It Porners.
We got a coach from Siren Sester in Gloucestershire.
Oh, lovely.
But that took 50 hours.
Yeah.
Oh, we were there at six in the morning.
We got a coach.
Then we had to get the tube to wherever the thing was.
I don't even, on our own, just group of 14 year old girls we had sheets that we
turned into banners with Stroud girls written on it it's like we love and we put some of whoever
was there yeah 95 so it was a big year of like freedom that could have been the last year take
that we're on you know mark cleaned up best haircut obviously hands down yeah most
fancier all that uh robson green was the best tv actor oh bon jovi was best rock act but i think
there was only one rock act exactly boyzone best new act new fair fair. Take that. It was presented by Andy Peters and Danny Bear.
And also, listen to this.
Worst, oh, sad loser of 1995.
Who do you reckon?
Me.
Robbie Williams.
Oh, because he left.
Because he'd left.
So they did never forget and everything.
And Eternal, no, no, it wasn't Eternal.
It was Louise was there.
Louise Nergian. Oh, Eternal were there. She'd left them. Yeah, Louise. forget and everything and eternal no no it wasn't eternal it was louise was there louise no eternal
were there she'd left yeah louise we and we managed to again i don't know where our parents
were what coach we were getting we must have got like the first and last coaches of the day
we managed to go backstage and chase chased after the vans leaving and my friend lissy like
attached herself to louise Nerding as she was.
Bam.
It was just, it was so exciting.
The screen, it was the first,
I think it was the first concert I went to. And the screams are so loud.
It's like in your body.
Oh my, oh, it was so loud.
Cause it's just a load of 14 year old girls.
Me and Stephen were talking about Robson and Jerome
the other day and we were like,
wasn't that a real funny time in history?
Oh, awesome. I think I might have had that I like and soldier soldier yeah they were so popular but if you looked at them in nowadays they would not be as popular it just looks like two dads singing
it is because they were quite old were they not I bet if we google it now they'll be like
they will be much younger than we are now in their 20s they're really old um that was a funny oh that's a great year 95 and 96 I think
were the best they're my favorite of the 90s yes because the 96 was turning like 15 16 and then
getting into more fun stuff but I was I was going clubbing at 14 I think 14 is split really clearly
in two halves which one was like still a bit teeny bopper for me.
And then the second half was like, oh, hang on.
We can get into the local club, the Maltings,
and snog like the boys were a bit older and all that.
I was definitely clubbing when I was 14.
I wasn't drinking alcohol, to be fair.
I made my fake ID, which said I belonged to the Moseley.
73? No. id which said i was um um a i belong to the moseley 73 it said i belong to the moseley gun club
and it had like a cartoon drawing of a man holding a gun with um
a golden retriever people like lettering i did mine from my german exchange little
green paper passport
that you got your school on, and I doctored the date on there.
They didn't care.
They were so proud with laughter when we were coming in.
They didn't care, though, did they?
Because there's no way you could have looked at it and gone,
oh, legitimately.
I mean, in the picture, I was 12 or something.
You're like, come on.
They're just like, get in.
Go on.
Come on, love.
Yeah, it was fun, though, wasn't it?
Not that I would like Erin to do it not that i would would like erin to do
it because that'd be her doing it next year oh shit it would wouldn't it oh so so yeah buster is
he's just about to turn 13 no but the boys weren't though that was what was so we our gang at school
was the girls and the boys they're like lads but the we at 14 15 could get to the club so we'd meet up with
them drink some cider in the park and be like right we're going now and they couldn't get into
anything yeah that's true we just went with that boys couldn't go into an all-girls school anyway
but yeah we just went and some of the moms were dropping us off not my mom to be fair some of the
moms were just cursed i knew kirsten's mom was dropping us off picking us up yeah i remember my old my old love
okay so where were you in the hierarchy of school steph i imagine you two have been cool
well no not really so at 11 i was uh really into drama and mime and debating society so i was in
all the club mime i know mime is always the one that everyone goes oh interesting so I did
loads of after school clubs I was quite geeky I'd gone to a really little primary school and I went
to a massive comprehensive so didn't know what that getting off with someone was and had to sort
of sit there while everyone's talking about again oh god I'd never touched a boy or um so I was
really geeky and dramary and that was my thing but my mates that I made in the first and second year of
secondary school there's a group of us now there's six of us so some came and went from that group
but who are still my who are my bridesmaids my oldest best mates as I say work with me um so I
was really lucky because we found each other yeah really young but we weren't cool like you had the
girls who were the smoking going out
with boys who had cars those ones who when you're that age they're the cool ones yeah we weren't
that we were kind of relatively smart quite you know but we and we had this group of girls and
this group of boys who were really good mates again who they were at my wedding like so we
we were lucky but I don't think we cared too much about
what people thought so whether we were a bit geeky or whatever it didn't really matter that's nice
though isn't it yeah oh like and it does tell you a lot about like with kids at secondary school now
and you're kind of like who are their friends you want them to have nice friends like we yeah and we
did we went to smash hits we went to magaluf when we were 16 when we just finished our gtses again
without parents and you're like but my mum's like but we knew you were all quite sensible I mean we to smash hits we went to magaluf when we were 16 when we just finished our gtses again without
parents and you're like but my mum's like but we knew you were quite sensible i mean we smoked and
drank but actually that was about all we were doing and we weren't like off shagging loads of
boys or anything we were reasonable we went to nuki when i was 70 when we were 70 yeah we went
to nuki obviously went to sailors that's where i met Doug I met Doug in sailors in Newquay and we
and it's still there I look like we I've been it's there it's I've not been to sailors with
the kids could you imagine good kids I've walked past and I'm just what an absolute joy of a place
yeah it was I'm sure loads of people listening to this will have been to sailors it's an absolute
right of passage well that is where I met my husband 17 years ago you need to when you're 20 on your 20th
anniversary go back and can you play any old stuff what music was playing then 17 years ago
was it Christina Aguilera Dirty early to yeah yeah yeah It was early 2000s, mid 2000s. So it was all that.
It was Remix to Ignition.
Now, what is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A bit of Garage.
Oh, also Kooks and like a bit of indie stuff.
Oh, Indie Sailor sounds lovely.
Yeah, I don't know if they played that in Sailors,
but that when we got together, the Kooks album was the, yeah.
Yeah. So Sailors, some of my team haven't been to Sailors and we came together the kooks album was the yeah yeah so sailors we have
some of my team haven't been to sailors and we came up the other day and we're like we need to
go we need a nukie trip you could you imagine the horror of being in we would be so old we'd be all
in our 40s yeah we because you know when you were young and used to go clubbing there would always
be a couple who were well older just bopping around like
off their faces yeah that would be us that would that would be us they'd be like oh my gosh look
at them but you know what we'd be living our best life um what was your bedroom like I had yellow
walls and blue carpet which I think is fairly standard for 90s I had a sofa bed but it was one of those ones that's flat on the floor
and it folds out that's exactly what I had exactly what I had right so your mates could
all sleep in there and as we got later into my when I was 14 my carpet I reckon you could have
sucked Malibu out of it and got pretty pissed because because I so I lived in the center of
town in Stroud and I was fourth of six kids so by the time it got to me my parents were fairly
relaxed yeah and so everyone came to my like everyone would come to mine because also we were
in town and we'd be in my room with our Malibu and our vodka lemonade and whatever else and it'd be
sloshing everywhere and we always had two hours to get ready we needed
two hours which is ludicrous um so but the carpet must have been rancid because it was blue nobody
knew and it would have been motley because in the 90s everything was oh yeah yeah yeah motley so that
it didn't show the dirt all the filth hiding the dirt that's quite i feel like we need to bring
blue carpet back so i don't have to vacuum so much it seems like it's a dream and then i had a big hi-fi system you know the um nice yeah you've
got to have i think it was probably an alba one from argos what color was it it was black it was
black just black mine was like beige with like buttons and stuff yeah i i yeah actually i actually
wish i still had that now because it was real nice.
Yeah.
I really enjoyed it.
And what posters did you have up?
I don't know.
I think I had,
I remember there were some Jelly Babies posters,
like cartoon Jelly Babies saying,
yeah, it's probably like the equivalent of Live, Laugh, Love.
Love, Love, Love.
There's stuff on there.
I didn't really have bands. I've've got quite well which is we'll probably find
out I've got quite an eclectic music taste so I loved old music like I really liked Sinatra
so he died when I was 18 and in my car my first car I had a Sinatra duet tape that I used to
listen to and were you definitely duet were you duetting him oh yeah
he's got lovely harmonies and I would have but I also really liked R&B really liked like a bit of
indie like Oasis if you put on Champagne Supernova or something now I'd just be like oh my god the
Alanis Morissette we went to see oh my me and my sister went to see her last year
it was incredible
because she did
it was the Jagged Little Pill tour
and they were like
don't give me any of your new songs
no I want
no I want it
I don't want to hear that
she did the Jagged Little Pill album
and me and my sister
just stood and sang
like holding hands
eyes shut
the whole thing
it was incredible
did she do it in order?
I don't think it was but you know every song because if she do it in order uh i don't think it was but you know
every song if she did it in order every word every note and she was amazing and also she's only like
a couple years older than us you know like oh she was really young she's got she she talked about
her kids she'd had kids slightly later but she still had like a four or five year old or something
i was like wait a minute i thought she was like in wait a minute. I thought she was like, you know, fifties or sixties.
She was 18,
19 when she wrote Jagged Little Pill.
And it was all about the awful music industry men who'd like taken her for granted.
It's such a good album.
That is,
that is,
I used to scream.
Oh yeah,
of course you do,
you scream.
I still listen to it all the time.
Ironic whenever it comes on.
Oh my God.
But then the kids like,
none of this is ironic.
And I'm like,
well,
stop it. You're spoiling the song. They they're just like it's just bad things i'm like
oh shut up you don't understand it yeah yeah yeah no shit that was really good but yeah so i liked
a bit of indie bit of pop still loved it when spice girls girls came out i did love them and
i saw mel c at feast of all the other week week she was amazing and she did do some Spice Girls
which again made me happy
but I was like oh I was
naming all her songs before she came on
and the girls were like are you a massive Mel C
fan I was like I think I just loved
anything to do with Spice Girls so I had all their
solo albums
I just like followed them
because I was just like
what they did was pretty incredible.
It was a very short amount of time.
They had some, Jerry Halliwell, look at me.
That's a cracking song.
An ex-boyfriend of mine, our song together was,
baby, when you're gone.
She did that.
She's like, I'm in love.
Oh, they're great.
Her energy.
I can't hear it without wanting to be sick because I think of him.
Her six pack as well. Oh she is ripped who was your favorite member of the spice girls i did quite like posh which i is and jerry i dyed my front bits of my hair blonde bleached them just
with like bleach bleach which was not a great idea but jerry did it look good no terrible we
had to put me and my friend did it
and we had to wear a French plaque
because it was the only thing that slightly hid it.
So it did.
I love Jerry.
Yeah, I did love Jerry.
And I was sad when she left,
but then avidly watched like the documentary
and then following her solo stuff.
Gosh, she's so good.
And now she's just ever so posh, isn't she?
I don't get it the white
yeah wearing white thing is odd and the car i went to the reunion i do know i went to that as well
i went to the reunion tour and she was in like gowns and you're like come on get your union jack
i had one of those that was one of my favourite items of clothing
I wore that in Magaluf
A Union Jack halter neck top
I wish you'd kept that
With no bra because you didn't need it
Could you imagine going out with no bra on out
No no no
They've been dragging on the floor
In Magaluf it's just dragging
Picking up cigarettes and all sorts
It's a chewing gum
All the end of it You wouldn't even notice because it's
all numb okay so fashion so that's a fashion joyous act but what about a fashion faux pas
so I generally was quite and I was quite chubby up until I was 14 15 so I was that
impacts your clothes because I remember all my mates would have like the tartan
Rupert bear trousers yeah I had some of them shorty crop top I never had any of that
um but I did have a pair of baggy combat black trousers with tassels that Steps wore in one of
their course yeah that and I only wore them once and my whole family just completely fell apart
and I never wore them again and that
was a weird purchase for me I wasn't a massive steps fan and I didn't really go for like big
fashion things but they had tassels that went like long tassels yeah I can imagine from the hips
I think they wore a pastel color in one of their music videos I feel like it's the way that you
make me feel or something might have been but they were dreadful i got them from the market of course you did i was thinking that's not a top
shop that is a we had a shop called go bananas you'd get that in go bananas did you have did
it have stuff for like a fiver like you've got to get your friday night top yeah go bananas is an
absolute classic or we had um oasis market as well you get stuff from there that sounded to me like
a go bananas pair of trousers.
Awful.
They were awful.
And I didn't.
When you walked in, did they just laugh?
Oh, I mean, they still do.
So I work with my brother and I've got a pair of leopard print trousers on today.
And I'll walk in and go, oh, hello.
And they're always.
I've got leopard print cycling shorts on.
We'll have conference calls where we're with a client.
Like we're talking to someone. And once we've got to know them a a bit better i'll come on and i'll be wearing like a big gold chain or
big gold who all right here is she is mr t you're like oh right he's my older brother he can't help
it mr t is such a great reference because you know what i think that steven would say that to
me if i walked in with a big gold chain or it's Jimmy Savile but you wouldn't use that never oh jewelry jewelry no not in a business
not in a business meeting certainly not he's a push but yeah yeah she is Mr T okay you're on to
talk about musicals because I find that you love a musical. We both know the words to Ridiculous Songs.
And I feel that musicals were really integral to me and my sister growing up.
Did you used to perform them with your family?
Yeah.
So as I said, I'm one of six.
It's three boys and three girls.
What is funny now as adults, they all, including the boys who would have probably thought that
they weren't that interested and didn't sit and watch Annie a million times.
Like me and my sister, who's called Annie, by the way, would avidly watch.
And they know every word.
And Chaz's wife, when they were first dating, he used to run a pub and we were at the pub and there was them.
And I had one of my mates there and we found a mutual love of Annie
so we're just sitting there literally quoting lines because you know every single word every
single word every dance routine every dance routine every little noise of that you know
and so we're talking about and we were trying to remember a line of a song and he walked past he
had two plates in his hand he's serving someone and he's in the pub and he walked past and one
of us was saying what's the line from this and he literally over his shoulder just word for word
came out with this line and then carried on walking and we were like I was like what a guy
and Doug and Doug interestingly is the same so he had his mum and his sister who watched all
these musicals so knows every word. And it draws me to people.
It immediately gives me a connection with somebody.
It's in my blood.
We got Annie.
We got Annie.
We got Annie.
It's just Annie for me is one of my absolute favourites.
And I asked my listeners what we were supposed to chat about
and they did mention Annie.
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so annie was annie was well up there i loved it i didn't want to be annie though i wanted to be um
what's the name i forgot her name there's me saying it's blame the. I wanted to be, what's the name?
I forgot her name. There's me saying it's blame the HRT, premenopause.
What's the woman?
There's duet. Oh, I'll tell you what's the duet with Miss Hannigan and Daddy Warbucks in the bath,
which I didn't really like when you're younger and little girls, little girls.
You want the most of one Osiris.
Argent.
I'm a hunger for the Argent. you want the most of Wallace Iries but I was this is really tragic as well again when you're like what were you like as a teenager
at 17 not 12 not nine me and my best friend Lissy were in Annie at the Cotswold Playhouse Players, the local ABDRAM and we were too old to be
orphans obviously
so we were staff
in the background, we were just in the chorus
I did have to do a solo from a song
which is only in the stage version
but it's a character called A Star To Be
just put that out there
so I got a picture there and we were
Boyland Sisters
so that was I know
yeah we had to do a little dance everything and we were but I was 17 and all my mates came
pissed obviously and they're like like Larry um but yeah it was we loved it absolutely loved it and daddy warbucks
had a love to have been a boiling sister but my my family still go on about daddy
i love it i love miss halligan annie i just m i double s i double s i double p i i couldn't
spell it i hadn't watched him ann it I wouldn't know how to spell it
I loved it
it's one of my favourites
a lot of people also mentioned
Joseph McGuinness
Technical Dream
specifically Jason
I went to see it
I think I went to see it
with Philip Schofield in it
there's so many
I can't mention
I know
and I did love it
and also Jason
he had actual chart hits with those musical songs
Any Dream Will Do and a lot of so that was a good one but wasn't like my favorite but I
you know the thing is we had loads of musical albums like compilation albums so there were
there's loads of random songs from musicals that I know that I wouldn't have been able to tell you
the storyline or the anything but we just had them on in the car was tell me on a Sunday one of them
yes of course it was and um perfect year Dina Carroll singing perfect year and when the first
Christmas that Doug came to my parents he walked in he got there late and my mum was on the table
with it and I was with her with a spatula and an apron singing a perfect year on the kitchen.
I couldn't tell you what a perfect year is from, but I bring out the old ringing.
I don't know. I don't know what it's from.
But I know every single word.
It's a word. Yeah.
It was a classic. OK, so Joseph wasn't one of your faves.
I did want to be the narrator. I liked her short hair.
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
She looked phenomenal.
Okay.
Grease.
And I want to start off with a discussion.
Okay.
Did you prefer Grease 1 or Grease 2?
I preferred Grease 1.
You're wrong.
Okay.
Is that because of Michelle Pfeiffer, purely?
It's because Grease 2 had very dirty, rude songs in.
Have you watched it recently
what do you mean i'm always watching it i watched it a few months ago and was like oh like the bit
where they're in the bunker and he's trying to do it for our country molest her yeah and lie to her
so that she'll have sex with him i don't think it would be made now but Michelle Pfeiffer is still fit in it she is
incredible the bit on the ladder where she's at the top of the ladder cool she's so sexy and
and what I would like to know is how did she maintain that given that the rest of the film
is a cheese fest and the people in it are really cheesy everything's cheesy not bad I didn't say it's bad but there's a lot of cheese Michael come on he's not he's not uh your front runner for a
half but Lorna Luft was Judy Garland well is Judy Garland's daughter and you can't take that away
from her okay all right we've got to give her that and also these people were probably in their 40s yeah playing 15 year old same with grease one but michelle fiver in it is
i love grease too i'd like that um i'm gonna do um i'll be yours in winter oh god don't i could
just do the whole yeah you're right it's good um i'm gonna do a vote and i want people to let me
know if they prefer grease one or grease twoase 2. I think Grease 1 shall win.
Why do you prefer Grease 1?
I just watched it so much.
Like that is another one where you could give me a line from it
and I'd tell you the next line.
Like it's, and it's in my blood.
And also I quote a lot of these films that we've already talked about.
I think I quote probably at least once a day.
I'll say a line from a film and Doug usually,
and then I'll go, what film's that?
And he'll know, which makes me really happy.
But yeah, and they're just in my vocabulary,
which is so weird because you're like, this is, well, I'm 42.
So this is like 35 years of just remembering these pointless lines.
I just love it.
John Travolta was so gorgeous.
He is.
And again, I think that's another one.
If you watch it now, you're like, oh no, he is and again I think that's another one if you watch now you're like oh no he is beautiful so beautiful so gorgeous do you know what a lot of them they
were they were all all right and Rizzo yeah was she 37 when she was in it sure but she was I love
her song's a great one for belting out people on your own um she's good yeah all of them are good
oh she's just I just
love Grease one I love Grease one but Grease 2 just pips it for me because I did do it quite a
lot of school now this is a musical I absolutely hate so I'll be interested on your thoughts on
Cats I hate it so I know I don't think I've ever like watched I don't know the whole thing I know
a lot of the song and so I used to go to singing lessons.
So I went to piano lessons, never practiced.
And then the teacher was like, would you like to do singing instead?
So I did singing lessons.
So I'd go and sit awkwardly in someone's house.
It was in her house, the lessons, and she'd play piano and I'd sing along.
And we used to do that.
There's some high notes in there and I'm not.
So high.
I can hold a tune, but I'm not a singer.
There's Magical Mistoffelees.
That's another song from Cats.
So Cats, me, mum and Claire went to see it.
And Andrew Lloyd Webber, if you listen, I'm sorry, it's crap.
It's crap.
And the cats stay on in the break and it's orcs.
And you're just looking at this cat and you're like, ooh,
I want to eat my ice cream.
There's a cat on the stage.
No, it made no sense.
There's no plot.
I haven't seen the new one.
No, as I say said there's quite a few
Andrew Lloyd Webber that I know the bangers I but again because the compilation albums but I haven't
seen and I don't know yeah so I got really mixed even though I know they're good true musicals
I don't know just not the ones for you like like Phantom, because lest you forget,
what's his name?
I keep thinking in front.
Michael Boy. Frank Spencer.
That's not his real name.
Oh.
Michael, not.
Crawford.
No, Crawford.
Michael Boy, one step at a time.
He also is in the movie.
Michael Crawford.
Yeah, you're right.
Some mothers do have him.
Some mothers do have him.
And then he was like an absolute banger with phantom of the opera top of the charts yeah
yeah michael ball was love love changes everything which i think is what dina carol
songs from actually aspects of love oh there she goes i haven't seen it okay um okay fame
did you like it oh my god fame was so good i don't think i've ever watched that
one either i know i know we need to rectify it it'll be because so we had a beta max do you know
that is yeah of course my dad my dad became a vicar in later life he was a solicitor and they
had a beta max video recorder thing that they shared between the partners in the solicitor office
and we'd have it every third week so every third week you know like it sounds like we were really
poor like and I guess it's just 80s isn't it so this beatomax would go around but also there's
very limited hire that you could get for the beatomax because it never really took off so
I guess whatever I know it must have been what was available on that.
And Fame didn't make it.
You do need to watch Fame.
It is very good.
It's very depressing.
But then a lot of musicals.
And talking about depressing, Les Mis, we both love it.
I'd never, again, I knew some of the songs.
I'd never seen it until I met Doug.
And when I met Doug, he was like, when we're getting to know each other I've seen it seven times oh hello big fan so he would have
been what 25 26 year old rugby playing man he'd seen Les Mis seven times and he sent me so he was
playing rugby in Italy when we first met and he sent me tickets for me to go and see Les Mis with
someone and I went and saw it
and I when bring him home kicked off I was like I think this man loves me because you don't send
someone Les Mis tickets unless you really I know but so I now know every word it's regularly on in
the car Doug knows every word and and again it's another vocabulary if we've got if we're heading
towards something exciting happening like a holiday or whatever or something at work we'll wake up and go one day more
why wouldn't the kids the kids are just like oh my god they don't seem to they haven't inherited it
except for alexander hamilton hamilton they love i know every single word they absolutely yeah and
steven do you love it i love it steven knows every word the kids know every single word they absolutely yeah and Stephen do you love it I love it Stephen
knows every word the kids know every single word and I'm like trying to get them on board the
Leigh Midge train I'm like it's a bit the same and they're like no it's not the same it's not the same
but we just have to keep playing it I think it goes in your head if you just keep that music
going all the time I think my children children, Stephen, just block it.
Do you?
I start to sing Jean Valjean. It's making me want to go home tonight
and crank on a musical compilation.
But Hamilton, we took the big kids to go and see it,
not my youngest.
And it was their first sort of theatre-y,
apart from like Lion King.
And they loved it.
And they know.
But they're better at learning words kids aren't
they because oh god yeah they're doing the raps and all that and I was just oh and I have to pause
it and try and try and learn them well that's why we can remember Deena Carroll a perfect year
true we can't remember I can't remember Stephen's phone number like I can remember I could yeah I
can recite all of that um my dad loves Les Mis so much and when it came to Birmingham many many years ago
for the first time they did a big opening night Jasper Carrot was sat behind us what a treat oh
my god isn't he a real Brummie is he a bit oh Brummie legend Brummie Ike and my dad just cried
the whole way through it with Jasper Carrot oh it's a crier one is it is a like this is so
like I say bring him home and at the. I've seen it so many times.
I saw it with Nick Jonas in it as well.
Yeah, that was a while ago.
Yeah.
Is it Alfie Bowe?
Is it Alfie Bowe that always gets wheeled out? Oh, yeah.
He's proper.
Did you have the, I don't know if it was 25 years or 15 years.
There was like a DVD of it.
And I used to watch that continuously.
Continuously all the time in the 90s.
And actually, there's the film version with Anne Hathaway I think we went to the cinema to watch that
and she's very good but it's still the original the original oh yeah it's the original soundtrack
is the one that I prefer but the other musical that really makes me cry is Matilda.
Modern day musical.
I can't look.
When I grow up. Don't stop.
No, I actually feel like I'm going to be physically sick.
And the kids are like, what's wrong with you?
And also, have you noticed that, you know, your leavers,
leavers assemblies.
Oh God, do they always play it?
That's the one they make them fucking sing.
So actually ours did One Direction's's history which made us everyone cry but um a lot i had loads of messages
saying oh ours they did when i grow up so yeah it's already an emotional wreck that they're
leaving primary school it's that one or from rent that you know 525,600 minutes they do that one but a bow for them and and Matilda I'm
sat in the theatre watching grown men dressed as school boys on a swing coming into the audience
and I'm sobbing I know but it's the um it's the like it's the hope bit there's no hope it's terrible no but like so our kids our school do a choir locally and it's um
there's maybe 20 schools involved and the teachers must sit there gleefully you're a teacher so they're
going right what we're gonna get them what are we gonna so they either go for like a couple of
90s bangers because that's gonna get everyone up on their seats and really excited and then they'll
throw in i don't know or um greatest showman something from that that gets everyone and you're just all
sitting there these kids have no idea what's coming for them because life is coming when I
know if I can eat chocolate every day whatever it's like no mate you can't it's terrible it is
truly grow don't don't grow up and I'm just I mean I'm upset now I'm upset for my children I'm thinking of the men on the swings dressed as children with peaked hats yeah just going like
well I've got to come into the audience um any other musicals from the 90s that you liked
Little Shop of Horrors was mentioned that's a great one no that wasn't on my list guys and
mine was old is it Rogers and Hammerstein guys and dolls yeah so i would so back to the anything
i auditioned to be an annie when i was about nine yeah the local bigger theater not the
cotswold like not the playhouse and i learned a song from guys. Which one was it? Oh, God.
And the people all said sit down.
No, it wasn't that.
Don't bring back your pearls.
No, take back your mink.
Oh, God, my brain's totally gone.
So I learned this song and I learned this routine.
And then the minute the music started playing,
I did about three steps and forgot the mood.
And they went, don't worry, do your song.
And I just I fell
apart I fell and all the other girls auditioning were from local drama schools and stuff and I
wasn't this is me and my sister had learned a routine I was one of the Boylan sisters I was
this was late I this was before I was this is when I was nine so when I was 17 that was my
comeback that was my I can still I can do it it eight years yeah but but um so guys and dolls
we used to watch that a lot that is i saw ewan mcgregor in it i saw ewan mcgregor in it as well
he's so beautiful and his voice is it is amazing yeah i saw you mcgregor in a few things because
i was mildly obsessed with him uh in a few little any play you do i'll be bopping up um who's in the
original guys and dolls he's very handsome when you do, I'll be bopping up. Who's in the original Guys and Dolls?
He's very handsome.
Frank Sinatra,
Marlon Brando.
Marlon Brando's gorgeous. Oh,
they're all beautiful.
And they're again,
they're about 50.
They're not,
but they're old.
They're not young.
I think,
I think in the olden days that people like Frank Sinatra and Fred Astaire,
they were born looking 17.
40.
Yeah.
They were born,
especially Fred Astaire.
Also Gene Kelly's gorgeous.
Yeah. Yeah. yeah they were born it is especially fred astaire also gene kelly's gorgeous yeah there's yeah um on the town and all that i used to just love musicals all the time sweet charity it's all i did seven brides for seven brothers i just that wasn't one of my faves but
i did watch it but there's nothing else story what so west side story that is still i was
listening to the soundtrack to that the other day this is is what's a bit weird as a 42-year-old woman,
every now and then I'm like,
what should I listen to?
And I'll bang on West Side Story.
That's not weird.
If you're driving,
it might be a bit,
but driving and you can help it out
and you probably sound amazing.
I mean, you don't, but.
We went to mum and dad's recently
and Sweet Charity was on the telly.
Have you ever seen that with Shirley MacLaine?
Yeah.
Which is right from the 60s.
And me and my sister did a full, I mean it must have been about
45 minutes full
show. This was like three weeks
ago. Full show to mum, dad,
Erin, Ethan, Stephen and I think they hated
every single.
Did you like The Carpenters as well?
Of course I liked The Carpenters.
It's almost like our
parents didn't want to put any new stuff on
so they just banged out musicals
and carpenters
and all the old stuff
and we just went along with it
maybe our kids are going to love all this stuff
when they're in their 40s
I love the Beatles
I love the carpenters
I loved musicals
that was just what I used to listen to and watch
like continuously tell me on a Sunday
I used to sing with my sister all the time
I know him so well there was an Andrew Lloyd Webber
one that I just every single song
I think we had the same
because that's why all those ones
you mentioned like Phantom of the Star I know a couple
of songs from because of that album I reckon
and ones from Jesus Christ Superstar.
Try not to get worried.
Try not to...
I knew all of them.
I just loved it.
Was I a nerd?
Possibly.
But was I happy?
Yeah, I was.
And one day, my kids would be on a podcast talking about Hamilton
and how they listened to it, baby.
Did you...
So when we went to New York,
so there's two places where we can go and they do performances
Ellen Stardust Diner Ellen Stardust so that's like a daytime take your family one the one I
went to is called is it Marie's Crisis and so it's but it's downstairs it's like night time so
it's this is at two in the morning and it's the same thing, but it's people crowding around a piano.
Oh my God, this sounds my dream.
And my friend, my best mate Faye,
who lived in New York at the time
and her boyfriend who I'd not met before,
let's just bear that in mind.
So this is his first encounter with me and Doug.
And the four of us went,
Doug knew all the musicals and could hold his own.
Faye and Wayne, I I think weren't into it but
loved seeing the joy on and I literally was just stood in front of the piano
the happiest person you've ever seen and at one point the woman who I think ran it
sat on the piano and sang a thingy Joplin Janice Joplin song I can't yeah and it but these people had their West End starts
amazing and the guy on the piano and they and everyone's just singing along it was one of the
best nights of my life it was and it was but it was the fact it was downstairs you felt like you
were in in this oh I know I sound really tragic no I'm there and I'm sat in Birmingham and I feel
like people be and I feel like everybody
would be swaying and every single person that plays had a cracking voice yeah and they're all
doing just chucking in a harmony oh shuck it might that would be my sister my sister always bangs in
a harmony oh my god I'm not very good at it unless I've learned it unless I've heard it and learned
it like I can't I can't just do it oh no my sister's always banging in a harmony
ellen sardis diner is great i always go with my family they hate it and i just sit there
and i'm crying over a woman in an apron on a broom singing wicked and i'm like look at that
defying gravity and then all like confetti comes and they're like right can we go now
yeah i just love it there's one in lond London as well you know if you want to take your kids they've got the same it's called
theater diner yeah there's a theater cafe which is just musicals based um and you get you know
there's like booths with like musical things on there is a microphone and every time and you can
sing a song and every time I threaten and my kids are like, if you get up there we're never talking to you again
but then the theatre, there's a diner
where it's just like Ellen Stardust
diner, you eat your dinner and they're all walking around
singing. Well because Marie's
Crisis, the New York one, did do
they did like a couple of nights in London
a few years ago but I feel like it was
maybe it was during, like it was announced before
Covid and then maybe it didn't happen because of Covid
but that would be oh god that would be a great night i don't i'd almost want to go on my
own because i don't know and we can go i don't think many of my mates would appreciate it to the
same level i feel like in my head i'm there and i'm swaying oh my god i look so good i'm in like
like one of my 70s kind of dresses and i'm swaying and then there's just some men next to me and they're just like oh we'll all be your friends
and it's just going to be brilliant
everyone was mates that's what was really fun
everyone bonded over the music
arms around each other
oh my god obviously
perfect
well musicals what a delight
I'm going to check if there's anything else
we've done Les Mis you didn't watch Fame
which has made me sad
Cry Baby did you ever watch that yeah If there's anything else we've checked, we've done Les Mis. You didn't watch Fame, which has made me sad.
Cry Baby.
Did you ever watch that?
Yeah.
Johnny Depp.
Not quite.
Yeah. Yeah.
And Hairspray.
They were, they were kind of.
They were a bit weird, weren't they?
There was a kind of weirdness to them.
I wanted love and tragedy.
That's what I wanted.
But in a pure way.
They're so tragic.
And Dina Carroll, if you're listening.
We thought you were great.
We thought you were.
I still think you were.
I haven't thought about you for quite a while.
But as soon as I press it up, I'm going to go and listen to it.
My mum usually will ring me on New Year's Day or New Year's Eve.
And start with a ring of the old.
Oh, it's so maudlin, isn't it? Ring of the old oh it's so maudlin isn't it ring of the old
oh lovely
well thanks for coming on
that's still going sorry
thanks for coming on
and discussing all things musicals if you are listening
please feel free to direct message me and tell me
your favourite musical because
I could talk about it to Stephen but he hates it
he ain't like Doug
I feel relieved that Doug,
I think it might be one of the things that actually sealed the deal.
He only likes Hamilton, Stephen does.
There's not one other.
And he's sat there.
One of our first dates was Jesus Christ Superstar.
He left and was gone for about 40 minutes.
Where have you been?
I've been sat at the bar and I've just been sat by myself watching jesus
christ so it's it's not his cup of tea right my love i will see you soon thanks very much for um
joining the podcast thanks for having me it's okay thank you bye bye just two grown women talking
about how much we love musicals please let me know if you are the same direct message me
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be brilliant share it take part in the poll it'll be best musicals poll i'll put some sort of
musical poll up on spotify take part in that join in with the fun i would love to hear what musical you liked i'm gonna write i'm gonna choose between i'm gonna put on lame is joseph greece and greece too that's what
i'm gonna put and you're gonna have to choose and if your answer is not greece too oh no i'm
gonna change it scrap that reverse reverse i'm gonna put lame is joseph greece and annie is Joseph, Grease and Annie. That is too tough to call. What would I go with? I'd go for Grease
too, but that's not in it. I'm going to go with, I don't know. I can't choose. I can't choose.
You choose. I can't choose. It it's too hard make sure you follow the podcast
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