The Pomp Podcast - John McAfee, Founder of McAfee Associates: Inside the Mind of Crypto’s Bad Boy
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The following interview is with John McAfee, who many of you will know as the founder of
McAfee Software. I traveled from New York City to Exuma, Bahamas to record this interview
in person on John's boat. There was no money exchanged, and I paid for everything myself.
While John has plenty of interesting ideas, some are also controversial.
There are aspects of what John says that I agree with, and there are many that I vehemently disagree with.
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Guys, I'm here with John McAfee. Flew all the way down to Exuma to do an interview.
Thank you very much for having me come.
Oh, thanks for having me. What's that out there, guys?
John is in rare form and ready to go.
All right. So first, let's just talk about your background.
I don't think a lot of people know you started out working with NASA.
Yeah, first let's talk about my laryngitis, which started yesterday.
Half of my team is here to talk for me.
I'll talk as much as I can.
I started at what?
NASA.
NASA.
No.
No, what did you do?
I worked for Univac.
Univac.
It was a diverse computing company.
Then IBM and then NASA.
Okay?
And then what did you do after NASA?
Just fucked around.
I mean, I never really worked hard.
All right.
Well, you eventually ended up at Lockheed Martin.
Yes, that was a lot later.
All right.
And when you ended up at Lockheed Martin, the brain virus, right,
they basically sent that to you and said, hey, figure out how to stop this?
Well, no.
I was working on a black program.
It's a program that doesn't exist.
That's how crazy our fucking government is.
Anyway, it's a great job.
So I did a top-secret security clearance.
They asked me questions like, did you ever fuck a goat?
Did you ever cheat on your wife?
Did you ever deal drugs?
Well, I answered yes to everything except the goat fucking.
So I thought, I'm not going to get this.
Two weeks later, it came through.
And I think because they asked questions like, did you ever take drugs?
Yes.
What kind?
Everything.
Did you ever sell drugs?
Yes.
What kind?
Everything.
You can't blackmail me because I've got no fucking secrets.
All right.
And so what was the genesis for the idea for McAfee, the antivirus software?
It was an accident.
My brother-in-law read about the Pakistani brain.
I got a copy, looked at it, and said, well, fuck, this is easy.
I came up with a solution to stop it, put it up on my board system, and forgot.
But then fire, it just became real.
And so did the company.
And so when you first started the company, though, you started while you were at Lockheed, right?
And then when you went full-time, you were just selling it into corporations?
They just didn't have any other solutions or what?
Well, I came to it free at first.
I didn't want to deal with it.
But I kept getting hundreds of requests per day for help.
So I just started a company, sold it to corporations.
I made $11 million my first month.
You made $11 million your first month?
Yes.
You realize that's incredible, right?
Especially when it's like late 80s.
$11 million in the late 80s is a lot more than $11 million today.
Yeah, it is.
All right.
So you did that.
And then you sold your stake in the company pretty early, right?
Like before it became as big as it is today.
Why did you do that?
I was bored.
You were bored?
I was bored.
All right.
I mean, I enjoy doing the technical stuff.
I end up doing staffing, board meetings, stockholders meetings.
Oh, that's boring shit.
Why should I do that?
Basically, you enjoy the technical parts, but you didn't like the part of actually running the company.
Oh, fuck no.
No.
All right.
That's fair.
I can't even run myself.
All right.
And then as you were, after you sold the stake in the company, the internet bubble hit, right?
Yeah.
What was that like?
What do you remember about the internet bubble in the late 90s?
Okay, I remember meeting with both the Yahoo people and the Google people.
Okay.
Well, they were still at home.
Okay.
The Yahoo and the Google people, while they're still at home.
Who was it?
The Chinese guy at Yahoo.
I remember saying, I stupidly did not invest in either.
Okay, you didn't invest in either Yahoo or Google.
No.
All right.
And then how much of it is similar to what we saw in 2017 with the cryptocurrency boom versus differences in the internet boom and the cryptocurrency boom?
All booms are the same.
They're all the same?
Yes.
The people who can see it go, God damn, this is going to run.
And they invest.
Others go, no, that can't happen.
And they sell short.
And then the real thing happens.
Like Bitcoin.
I don't care if it's a penny today.
It's going to be $2 million very soon.
So even if Bitcoin's a penny today, you think it's going to be $2 million.
Why should I care?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because you're looking out in the future.
What's happening in the market has nothing to do with the reality of its value.
I think that's fair.
All right.
And so as you're going through the internet boom, you eventually start making a bunch of investments in real estate, right?
In the housing crisis?
Well, some of it.
Okay.
Don't believe everything you read.
All right.
Well, that's why I came all the way here to hear from you.
I asked you a few times to do that story.
Okay, but what did you do?
Everything I had.
What?
I had had 61 lawsuits at that time.
61.
Because I named the company after my name.
Don't ever do that, people.
Don't do that.
Don't ever fucking do.
All right, so hold on.
After the internet boom, you made a bunch of investments, right?
Yes.
Just talk about what were you investing in and why?
Let's see.
some companies.
My first one was Zone Labs.
Okay.
Which I co-founded, put in
I think a million dollars, we sold it
eight months later for $400 million
to Checkpoint Software.
That's incredible.
It was my first investment.
They were all the same.
Okay. But you also did
non-tech investing?
That was all investing.
I built a whole bunch of really
super cool houses.
Okay.
A bunch of really cool houses.
I built some.
Like I saw
Frank Lloyd Wright's
MS Block,
which he had
poured in concrete.
Yep.
I had it carved,
hand carved
out of sandstone
and built a 50,000
square foot mansion
with it.
Wow.
It was a piece of art.
All right.
It was not in the best way.
And then that's what
this story was talking about
in terms of
the housing crisis,
basically.
Well, basically,
I wanted people
to stop suiting me.
And the suiting rate
went down by 50%.
So, at the time of the housing crisis, you had 61 lawsuits.
And then once everyone realized, hey, he didn't have as much money as we thought he did, lawsuits disappeared.
Yeah.
Makes sense.
They're back, of course.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, so let's talk about crypto.
When did you first discover Bitcoin or crypto?
2011.
2011?
And do you remember what that first, like, did somebody send you some Bitcoin or what was the...
A guy named Jim Zeromsky who had worked for me.
Two or three different companies worked for me.
Okay.
brilliant technician said um he called me said i'm mine i'm mining i go well good for you
so 2011 somebody who worked for you basically said hey i'm mining crypto he didn't work for
me that time oh yeah but he but he had in the past but he said i'm coming to believe
well great i'm coming to make you do something go ahead what he made me do was read satoshi's
white paper okay so he makes you read the nine page white paper and what what's your thoughts
when you read it?
I'm a mathematician.
That's what my training is, anyway.
Yep.
You went to what?
Roanoke College
and got a math degree, right?
Yeah, I went to Roanoke.
I actually went to a lot of colleges.
Roanoke.
Louisiana State,
New York University,
University of Munich,
all studying math.
Ah, and Virginia Polytechnic.
Okay.
I have an honorary doctorate,
that's all.
Now,
when i read the paper i saw a thousand years in the future instantly okay which is why i don't
give a shit what bitcoin is i know i know i know where cryptocurrency is going and so when you read
the white paper what do you do first you just you know that hey this is the future and then do you
make investments you start mining what did you do first nothing nothing i'm retired i just saw where
going okay and jim was mining and making a fortune that was before that was before the asa miners
yep before jihan ru yep who by the way the most humble on this planet and people
throw stones at him i want to gouge your eyes out i'm telling you the truth he's one of my
best friends humble sweet nice brilliant i don't think he's ever slept with a woman
or left home, however.
Nice guy.
So you're talking about Jihan Wu
who's the CEO of Bitmain, right?
Yeah.
And so what was the first thing
eventually you did in crypto?
Because you're known as a huge crypto bull.
So you see the future early, 2011, 2012.
What was the first investment you made?
You bought a million dollars of Monero.
Wow.
Why Monero first?
Privacy.
Privacy?
Because you're a huge proponent
of these privacy coins, right?
do you realize people most of you don't if you send me an ethereum or a bitcoin or
millions of one forever after i see everything in your wallet what comes in what goes out when
how much to whom is that rational so what we're talking about is once somebody sends you a non
privacy-based coin you know what their wallet is and you can watch everything forever every
transaction forever okay so i i agree with you i agree with you that there are certain downsides
to that right now certain downs do you listen to this man certain downsides i mean certain
downsides to losing your dick right but so but when you first started uh with the security
software right before the internet was really popular there was a there was a huge debate
around encryption and eventually the proponents of encryption won and now we have a more private
internet today because of encryption do you think that every coin will adopt the privacy
features because every coin doesn't need privacy okay so you bitcoin music coin i don't want that
to be private especially if i'm successful wait you don't want so you think that some coins will
have privacy some coins don't need it and so what about bitcoin specifically you think that bitcoin
will really adopt the privacy aspects?
No, I don't.
However, Bitcoin will be our standard.
It's going to be the gold standard.
Okay, so you think that Bitcoin
becomes the future gold standard
of the global reserve currency, right?
And then there are other coins
that have very specific privacy features
that are there for a reason.
Yeah, you know, the best privacy coins.
I'm sorry, what am I doing?
Apollo, I think, number one.
Safex.
It's a great coin.
All right.
It's not fucking letters.
Apollo, Safex, Monero, Zcash, all of them?
I didn't say Zcash.
No, Zcash.
All right, Monero.
You must have a lot of Zcash, right?
Huh?
You must have a lot.
I have no Zcash.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
People want to know, where are your investments today?
What do you hold in terms of the cryptocurrencies?
First of all, I own nothing.
You own nothing.
All right.
Not this boat.
This watch I have a piece of paper for is on loan.
from a jewelry store.
That's hot.
Show them the watch.
All right, nice.
It's a Bell and Ross.
Bell and Ross.
All right, basically,
you own nothing.
Nothing.
And so,
as you think of crypto,
right,
Bitcoin becomes
the global reserve currency.
What do you think
we have to do
to get to the point
where crypto is
pervasive across the world?
Right?
What are the things
that have to happen
for mass adoption to occur?
You have to have
a better interface
so that grandmothers,
plumbers,
shoemakers,
and people
who don't even speak English
can interact.
All right.
So basically,
for the adoption to occur,
you need better user
and experiences,
user and experience.
Absolutely.
Why should I go
and see a string of
X, Y, 1, 2, Q?
Fuck me.
No.
I want to send
something to mom.
Yep.
Give me mom.
So basically,
every mass adoption user
is going to need
that user interface
that they're used to
on the internet, right?
They're not going to
actually understand
all the cryptography
and all that stuff.
What do you think
government's response is
as this stuff becomes
the standard right if all of a sudden bitcoin becomes uh the global reserve becomes standard
i don't give a shit you don't think the government's care because they can trace it they
can trace it but but do you think it threatens anything that they're doing like do you think
that governments feel threatened by it of course but they're far more threatened by what i've been
saying for five fucking years okay what's that privacy distributed exchanges you think that
Privacy and distributed exchanges are more of a threat than Bitcoin is.
Oh, fuck yes.
Because if we have a true distributed exchange, and by the way, I think that Switchdex is the first one that actually has one.
Okay.
All right.
And the privacy coin, how do they shut you down?
They can't.
They can't shut you down from exchanging because of the distributed exchange or decentralized exchange.
And in the privacy, they can't track you.
They can't track you.
Got it.
And you think those are the two biggest threats to government?
Oh, fuck yes.
That's why they're after me.
So I promote it.
I tell people, listen, this is how you avoid paying taxes.
This is how you avoid the burden of government.
All right.
And so one of the things that is possible is that these decentralized exchanges become the dominant way that people exchange privacy coins.
What's the government's response to that?
Or do they just not have one?
Well, if they sponsor legislation, make it illegal.
But then, what are you smoking?
you're doing something illegal
is the government
stopping you
they can't
it's the same fucking thing
you can't legislate some things
like you know your brother
shooting up heroin
so you can just do what you want to do
yeah so governments just can't
stop some things you talked about the fact
that the governments are upset
that you're promoting some of this right
I think a lot of people in crypto know that you're doing coin of the day, all the promotional tweets and stuff.
I've been doing it for a year.
Yeah.
So talk about like what was the genesis of the idea of doing that and how does that all work, right?
Did you just get a bunch of inbound requests and then you pick the ones that you like or what?
No.
Well, I get thousands a day.
You won't believe.
People ask me to promote or look at.
I can't even pronounce them in a day.
so just so many requests for the yeah and someone was so fucking good like safex
yep and it's just simply hey guys take a look at this if we're all using this we'd be in fat city
got it so and then but then the problem is every time i did that the price of the coin would triple
would triple and the people get mad at you yeah yeah and so but when you did these promotional
tweets uh people were paying you for them right how did you come up with how much they should pay
you what the market would bear was just whatever people started a million dollars per tweet
and if they said no it's a half a million all right so you started a million half a million
then most people what they pay you like 100 grand 150 150 that's what i charge for yeah that's not
bad they stood in line yeah they stood in line and you got paid 150 000 to send out a 280 character
tweet yes you realize that's crazy right no no he's done listen i've been sued 200 times how
How many times?
200.
200?
Over 200.
Lawyers are crazy.
That's probably true.
In many cases, that's definitely true.
Yes, it is.
So, no, I'm not crazy.
No, no, no, you're not.
But the fact that people are willing to pay that much money, right,
means you have a lot of influence.
Okay, my most expensive lawsuit was a wrongful death involving my nephew.
Okay.
He was flying an airplane that took off from a piece of property allegedly owned by me.
Okay.
In an airplane, allegedly owned by me, crashed, killed himself and his passenger.
I was sued by the same people who got $50 billion from the Libyan suit, Kreindler and Kreindler.
Eight years, $11 million in legal fees that I had to pay.
And what did they want from you? Why are they suing you?
For the wrongful death.
My nephew took off in an airplane from a runway allegedly owned by me in an airplane allegedly owned by me.
Wrongful death.
Just like this last thing was a fall.
They were $25 million.
Yeah.
So they're just coming after you.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
What was the response to the promotional tweets?
Do you think people liked it?
They loved it.
They loved it.
Well, people who were in Arthur Coyne's didn't.
Yeah.
Basically, if you talked about their coin,
they liked it, but people who were in other coins
didn't like it. Got it.
Do you feel like you would
keep doing it, or do you think that, hey, there's a point
in time where the promotional tweets were important, and then now
they're just not as important? I stopped a year ago.
You stopped a year ago? Why'd you stop?
I got too much fucking slack.
People were too upset? No, they were seriously upset.
Do you regret that you did it? No.
No? I told people what I thought.
Yeah, so you just felt like...
I still do it.
You know, people go, oh, he's getting paid
for this well maybe maybe not but i promise you i'm not promoting them unless i fully believe
that this is a thing and i'll frequently go hey then contact me god damn you've got a great
and a great concept if you need me i'll charge you half price got it so basically you're only
promoting things that you fully believe in and then and then you say to them hey i'll charge
you only if i believe in it i'll show you after this i get 10 to 20 requests per day
for people begging me to promote the coins.
Yeah.
I take one out of maybe 200.
All right.
That's good.
Let's talk about politics.
You're running for president.
I am.
That's what you said.
Are you?
Are you shutting the campaign down?
No.
I'm not really running for president.
I mean, I've got signs everywhere.
I lost my mask.
Oh.
All right.
But you've got this platform, right?
You're able to push a campaign.
let's say that uh if you were to actually run what's the playbook to beat donald trump what
does a candidate need to do to to win to be president today i don't care and neither should
you neither should anybody why do you think that donald trump or hillary clinton or jfk resurrected
from the dead is going to matter no fucking people it has nothing to do with the personality
It has to do with the structure and the existing state of our government.
Number one, we don't know what the truth is.
We get lied to while they spy on us.
Do they not?
Do you think if I'm on your podcast, you'd better turn in your phone and get a new one
because you're going to be tapped by the feds, by the FBI, the NSA, the CIA.
Do you know them all?
Do you think that every American is just operating under the assumption
that we're all being spied on?
God, I hope so, because it's the truth.
Yeah.
There is no privacy.
Do you think that's true in every country, though?
No.
No, you think there's some countries where they're not actually spying on all the citizens?
Absolutely.
Yeah?
What country would you say is the best when it comes to privacy and non-surveillance?
Poland.
Poland.
Yeah. It's pretty, it's pretty.
I don't know if I can do any public jokes to explain why, but yes, France.
Yeah. So you think that there's a bunch of European countries for the most part?
I didn't say European. I just gave you two examples from Europe.
All right. Poland, France.
Poland, France. India.
India.
Pakistan.
Yeah.
Those are four.
So when I told people I was coming to interview you, I asked for questions.
And a lot of people want to know your thoughts on issues around politics and around being the president.
So I'm going to read off a couple of topics.
And you tell us your thoughts, right?
You bet.
On the wall and immigration.
I have no clue.
Neither do you.
Neither does Trump probably.
Seriously, we don't know the exact numbers.
We don't know statistics.
We don't know the truth of anything.
We are fed a bunch of lies that are collated and polished by the CIA, checked off by the NSA, and every Monday when Trump is designing who to murder in the Middle East, checked off by him.
What is – forget all the numbers and forget all of that stuff.
Just if you think about immigration in general, should the U.S. have open borders, closed borders?
What should the approach be if you're – what would you set the standard at?
well i'm fully in line with john who goes imagine there's no country
fuck me why should an imaginary line prevent someone from taking a step from one part to
another part of the desert or the mountain or the fucking river please yeah so you think that
the the borders being uh these imaginary lines on a map actually are huge problems and if we
Just get rid of them.
Yeah.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
What am I doing?
Nothing.
For your throat, Brian.
For your throat, Brian.
Why?
For your throat.
I'll drink it first.
Give me here.
No.
Okay, here's something.
All right.
For the first four years of our marriage,
and even now,
if someone hands me a drink,
I never drink it.
Why?
If someone cooks me a meal,
I never...
Explain it, please.
Oh, because...
Because we have to make sure
that no one's trying to slip in my Mickey.
Yeah.
and take his body.
Now, Janice knows for a fact
people have been trying to speak for this
right? Yes. Why?
Do we have to tell the story?
Yes.
Well, because I was once one of
those that was
hired to do the same to John.
So that's why.
Yes. So I was hired to
well, I was
persuaded under threat of
honey and whiskey for your throat.
To
Under the threat of my children being harmed, I had to do certain things to help those that wanted to collect John collect himself.
Now, not being an idiot, I knew all of this while it was happening.
However, the joke is, he goes, I'll drink it first.
For three years, if she touched anything, I ain't touching it.
I'm going to put that shit in my body.
Come on.
Even before she came clean, yes?
Yes.
I'm not stupid.
I'm 73 for a reason.
the entire world's been trying to kill me
for 48 years
alright
let's go back to the political stuff
what do you think about the financial regulation
on Wall Street
here's the issue
people
you are living
in a soup bowl of shit
you know nothing
about the truth because the government has
misled you
you're living lives of slaves
getting up in the morning
commuting an hour to work, working in some airless, joyless fucking office,
nine hours a day, five days a week, the rest of your fucking life,
and you compete for that?
You want it.
You want to be a higher-level slave.
No, fuck me.
This is your life.
And instead of looking at your life,
you want to ask me about financial regulations on Wall Street?
what the fuck does that have to do with your life nothing wake the fuck up and you too
i'm awake i came all the way here to talk to you
all right let's talk about uh the war on drugs because i know that you've got a bunch of ideas
here about that right all right we're on drugs so uh first of all it affects me okay decriminalization
of marijuana all in right you fully believe that we should decriminalize marijuana let me answer
to all questions and it's relevant.
All right.
Our bodies and our minds belong to us, not the government.
What possible cause could anybody have to say,
John, don't smoke that weed, don't drink that booze,
do not shoot out that heroin, and for God's sake,
whatever that lab in China just sent you,
and you're the first person in the world to take it, don't do it.
It's my body, it's my mind
What I put into both is mine
Nothing can ever change that
Think about it
All the laws in the world
When America passed the abolition
Made alcohol illegal
Did it stop?
Fuck no
We consumed more alcohol during that period
Than in every period in our history
You can't stop people from smoking weed
from fucking at the age of 17
from taking whatever they want to fucking do
because that is people.
Governments do not understand.
You cannot legislate actions
which involve the relationship between you and yourself.
And so your whole thing here is
that personal freedom should trump everything else, correct?
Without what is it?
You're not alive.
Without personal freedom, who are we?
So let me ask this then.
So I generally agree that personal freedom should be the standard.
But what do you think to the people who say the things that you do don't just affect you, they affect other people, right?
If you go and you take a bunch of drugs and then all of a sudden you're driving and you run into somebody or you do something crazy and somebody gets hurt, right?
Where's the line in terms of what affects you versus affecting other people?
Would you please analyze what she just said?
I told you I was going to ask that question and you answer what you want.
What this man said was, if I shoot up heroin, I'm going to kill somebody?
No.
What he should say is, what might be just influenced what is.
Please, God, what might be.
What happens if I don't take heroin, and I'm not calm, and I'm angry, and I shoot somebody?
Christ Almighty, you can't let what might happen influence any fucking decision you ever make.
Please, God, people, no.
What might be, could be anything, what is, is the fact that you have control of your body.
If you choose to use that body to shoot somebody, or to love somebody, or to sleep, or to take drugs,
we cannot control the entire fucking world.
We can't make our lives safe.
Life is not safe, I promise you.
spy come here please so part of part of john's part of john's security team spies here spy
introduce yourself tell him why you called spy yeah been stabbed in the eye he's been stabbed
in the eye how many times you've been shot three times three times so spy's been stabbed in the eye
And shot three times.
So a spy can promise you, for him, life is not safe.
And I can promise you, for me, my life is far less safe than spies.
And I think he will agree.
Life is not safe.
If you try to make it safe, you kill it.
You kill that energy which invigorates and creates joy and bliss and mystery.
what mystery is there in knowing that ah i'm safe no one's gonna shoot me
fuck me in the ass without that without vaseline no life is fine that's no life let me ask you
this question i i would say that you've lived life to the fullest more than 99 of other people
right do you have any regrets in life none none not even this woman here
all right what do you uh if you're president what do you do with space travel
should we go first and foremost
if i'm president we're in an alternate universe
and i can't tell you um no i'm not here to be president i'm here listen who cares who's
president if we're still slaves if we're still lied to if we have no truth how do i make fucking
decisions without facts.
No, I'm here just to say one
thing. Look at yourself
now.
Look at yourself now. Are you
happy in this community existence
with your job, with
your spouse, paying taxes,
having the bank
on your car,
your house? Does this
make you happy? If so,
God bless you, please
invite me and tell me how you did it.
But if you're not, then stop trying to fix it by going off on some tangent that has nothing to do with it.
Because politics has got nothing to do with your current suffering or situation or discomfort.
It's your lack of understanding of you.
has applied to politics, please God, see that you don't understand anything about the people
who have elected. I only have one suggestion. Vote them all out. Get derelicts from the fucking
street. It'll be better. There'll be no power structure that they'll have to worry about.
Please God, just see the truth. We have a hundred years of corruption growing inside a government
designed to serve
us.
When is the last time the government served
you? Seriously
served you? They look
like they are our masters.
They are our servants.
Please, God, will you
get that through their heads?
You served me as
a congressman. You served me
as a president, which is why I don't
want to be a fucking president. I like working
for people.
What do you think
about different
mind-altering drugs.
What is the things
that you use
on a daily basis
to go to the places
that you want?
All right.
I get this question a lot.
Obviously.
People say,
what's the best drug?
For what?
For self-analysis?
For sleep?
For sex?
For introspection?
For loving your neighbor?
Fuck me,
I don't know.
Tell me what for.
I don't have a favorite.
I've taken every drug known to man.
I don't advise it, by the way, which is why I'm so crazy.
But still, drugs, what are drugs?
I mean, they are substances that influence either the body or the mind in one way or the other.
This is a fucking drug.
You try not drinking water for a week and you drink water.
You'll see what the drug is.
Yeah.
No, we do it constantly.
And so do all animals.
All animals do this.
They go to those things which alter their perceptions of their surroundings.
And more importantly, of themselves.
So I can't answer that question.
Give me specific answers.
What?
Bath salts.
What the fuck is bath salts?
You know what?
Here's why I'm asking, ready?
I think that a lot of people hear about bath salts.
They read about these crazy stories, et cetera.
They've got no clue what a bath salt is.
they don't know how it works what it does to your mind etc okay this is about bath salt is not a
classical drug okay or a an experience bath salts is the name given to every new research chemical
which is mind altering okay period why bath salts because you should be able to buy them legally in
head shops packaged as bath salts people in the know go hey have you tried mdpd yeah there's
got a bit of salt
and I'll do it.
So you go by
the NDB bath salts
which will say
put one-tenth
of one milligram
in the bath water.
Stir
and sit in it.
Well,
that's a
tenth of milligram.
That's the standard dose.
What does it do
when you take them
in terms of
the mental impact?
What if we took
dope
and packaged it
with bath salts?
It wouldn't change dope.
It doesn't change
bath salts
as a way
of selling
a legal drug. You can't sell
even though it's legal and say, snort this
or shove it up your ass
or inject it. No.
Put it in the bath and sit in the bath.
You can tell them to do that.
That's how I got this name.
That's all. It's crazy. You can sell
LSD as a bath salt.
Take 100
mics, dissolve it in your tub
and sit in it. No, it means
take 100 mics, put it on your tongue.
That's all it means. It's just a way
of coding. It's just a different
vernacular for
certain drugs.
That's it.
All drugs.
So, all right.
So let's switch from drugs
to just more general questions
in terms of
when you think of your life,
are you happy?
As happy as anybody.
You seem happy.
I am very happy.
I was,
what was happening
the other day
was a horrific day
for everybody else.
I was having a fucking blast.
What were we doing?
Your leg got hurt.
Oh, yeah.
I tore my tendon
after that.
It was a bad day
for the tendon,
but still,
I jumped off the boat,
tore my Achilles tendon.
it was a bad day for everybody except me so i had a wonderful fucking time what john's describing is
we're having to do the interview on the boat because as he was jumping off the boat the other
night uh he tore his achilles tendon but just had a good day yep fucking it's awesome right
what is the average day like what do you do every day you're enjoying life you're living your life
what do you spend your day i just don't have an average day you don't have an average day
wake up in the morning people go what are we doing today i don't know yet
coffee seriously that's my day every person i've met loves you and says similar things around how
much fun you're having the other ones i paid money to that's fair uh what would you say to
the people online specifically that say negative things or the haters etc what do they not
understand about you that you wish that they understood number one i love you all no matter
I don't care how much you trash me, you're my species, you're no different than me.
You love, you have dreams and hopes, generous, compassionate, gentle, loving.
You are also hateful, lying, fearful, greedy.
We are a mixed fucking bag and we're all the same bag.
So if you're operating from one part of your bag, which is I hate you,
I understand fully.
I've been there.
I love you.
So let's get that straight.
I don't give a shit what you think of me because you can't touch me.
What you say about me, can't touch me.
Even shooting at me generally doesn't touch me.
You have to be you.
And if you are a 12-year-old, I love you, dude.
It's a very good one.
I love you even more.
I love that you love the trolls.
They all come around eventually.
Right.
All right.
So you've run into a bunch of legal trouble.
What's the whole situation?
You've got everything from taxes to this Netflix documentary.
What's your thoughts on all the legal stuff?
I ignore everything legal now.
You ignore everything legal.
Lawsuits, legal everything.
If I find the government's coming after me, I move like I did.
Lawsuits, I throw in the trash can.
It makes no difference.
So this Netflix documentary exploded.
Everyone was talking about it for a while.
Did you watch it?
No.
No, you didn't watch it?
I watched it.
I live in these fucking shoes.
Where am I going to learn from it?
Well, no.
It was a waste of time.
Yeah, yeah.
I've never watched anything like that.
Got it.
All right.
So you didn't watch it.
And then you've consistently over the last, what, maybe 10 years, you've moved between
Belize, Guatemala, the U.S., now in the Bahamas, et cetera.
How much of it is you just don't want to deal with all the legal issues to just you're living
your life and these are places that you want to move to well number one the law do you want to
answer this well no none of it was that all right janice you've been back from guatemala
since he's been back from guatemala all of the moving around has been because because of um
the similar cartel after after him and she was your friend and i'm with him yes and and so i
had a handler that was actually working close with the cartel that um was introduced to me
through my pimp and so that's how i got involved in trying to do harm to john and so you know over
time eventually he he was able to get me out of that situation but the moving that we had to do
was because people found out where we lived and so there were attempts there so we had to move
and to save to save for places what what's the most dangerous situation you've been in
the most serious the most dangerous happened on december 13th 2012 december 13th i was sitting
i was in a coffee shop just got out of prison in guatemala got back to miami having a cup of coffee
last thing in the world i was thinking about was women why because i was in the guatemalan jail
with money i had more pussy than god i mean and i couldn't i didn't speak spanish well enough
to understand the television station so all i could do was i was happy to be without
a woman by the way all the pimps are being a gross this is how it works in other countries
very reasonable you go to jail you get you want women you get women you want drugs you get drugs
why not you got money so in any case i'm sitting in a coffee shop two o'clock in the morning just
got out of prison going god damn the thing i did not have is good coffee instant coffee in the
country that produces the best coffee in the world why couldn't the guards make me real coffee they
had to buy a machine there's nowhere to put the machine anyway it doesn't matter so this woman
comes up and wonders if i want sex please god first i said what did i say i asked for a cigarette
yes and um as you were lighting my cigarette you said what are you girls doing now you're
drugging and rolling old men to which i responded we don't use drugs she told me she lost i told
her i lost that was it we've been we've been doing everyday shit i forgot the fucking question so the
most dangerous day of your life was the day at this point was the day you met her awesome all
right uh you made a at the time very popular bitcoin price prediction that was going to
half a million
then you went to
a million dollars
I'm considering going to two
you're considering going to two million
but you said a million dollars
by 2020
or you'd eat your dick
by 2020
yes
alright
sticking by it
fuck yes
alright
two questions for you
that everyone really wants to know
one
are you going to do it
on national television
what's the fans
I mean
because when I'm going to have my
listen
I don't do work myself
okay
everybody knows that
yes
I subcontracted out
you don't do work yourself
alright
I'm not too lazy
So that, just in case I'm wrong,
I already have that subcontracted out.
There is a place in Bangkok,
one of the most beautiful prostitutes in the world,
that can suck dick for hours, sometimes days.
So I've contracted with 30 of them on a relay team
with the instructions to keep trying until I die, all right?
Really?
Yes.
Why would you go up to $2 million?
It doesn't fucking matter.
I'll get my dick sucked forever.
All right.
That's fair.
What do you think is going to happen to Bitcoin's price?
Do you really think it's going to go to a million in the next couple of years?
Hopefully a million, yeah.
A million.
Maybe not two.
But a million.
Please God, run the fucking numbers.
Do you realize that while Bitcoin is going up in value, its price has been going down?
What's going to happen?
When the reality kicks in and everybody's fucking using it and it's really worth a billion dollars of fucking coin.
Because really, if it's the universal currency, that's his goddamn value.
There's only 21 million of them.
Four million of them are seriously lost forever.
Please, God, run those numbers.
Yeah.
So your whole argument here is that—
Don't they teach math in school anymore?
Your argument is the fundamental value continues to increase regardless of where the price goes.
And the price has to catch up to the value.
Yes, yes, yes.
Please, God.
Yeah.
I think that's fair.
All right.
Before I wrap up, I always ask rapid-fire questions.
You're fucking paying me.
But listen, by the way, your voice is held up great.
You're doing a great job.
What's the most important company in crypto?
Bitmain.
Bitmain.
Wait, why Bitmain?
Because of Jihan?
Okay.
So I start off by saying that Jihan, number one,
he's the most humble man I've ever fucking met.
He's also the smartest.
Do you realize that Bitcoin is nothing more than a stepping stone?
It was a hobby for him
That the S9
And everything that he has done
Really a hobby
His true interest is artificial intelligence
And that son of a bitch has built
An ASIC processor
An AI ASIC processor
That when I looked at it, I'd go
I'm in the presence of God
So I don't give a shit
What people think about him
Why they say he's controlling, he's got too much power
Well, fuck me
who cares
it's in the hands
of a humble
motherfucker
yeah
you know
thank you
it's ours
what's the most
controversial thought
you have in crypto
what's the one thing
you believe that
everyone else
would disagree
with you on
your bitcoin
prediction
no
that crypto
will bring
change
and turbulence
into our
economy
Our society
Our beliefs
Into our personal relationships
And certainly into our awareness
Of ourselves
And what power really is
That will make
The industrial revolution
Look like a kindergarten
Sandbox game
I cannot put into words
What's coming down this pike
I see it
There are no fucking words for it
Just like there's
No word for meme
before meme appeared.
So I can't tell you.
I see it, and I promise you it is coming.
It is coming.
And be strong and survive
and bring that joy and freedom into your life,
which comes along with this.
What's the one regulation you would change or improve?
I think that the prime one,
the regulation that says
other people can regulate.
You would just get rid of regulation in general.
I've learned it before.
That's fair. What's the most
important book you've ever read?
Charles Darwin's Origin of Species, hands down.
Why? Fuck me.
I'm going to tell you why.
Number one,
I am the only person in my
field of acquaintances in my entire
fucking life who's read it.
Why did I read it?
Well, I was living then in Mexico for a year.
I was desperate to read.
I mean, try camping on these fucking backwards Mexican trailer parks.
Fuck me, it's boring.
I wanted a book.
The only English language book I could fucking find was in Guadalajara.
Charles Darwin's Origin of Species, and by means of natural selection.
Well, fuck me, at least it's English.
I read it cover to cover three times.
that's going to be
an entire year
wow
that book
I promise you
the people I'm talking to
how many people
I'm talking to today
two, four, six
doesn't matter
if any of you
have read it
cover to cover
email me
McAfeeNomad
at gmail.com
McAfeeNomad
at gmail.com
so your email is
and I will fly to you
and spend a week
talking to you
unless you're in America
unless you're in America
I can't go there
People who have read
Charles Darwin's
Origin of Species
Cover to cover
Should email you
At McAfeeNomad
At gmail.com
And if I can come to you
I'll bring you to me
Because I've never met
A single human
Who's read the book
Who's read the book
Ever
We all talk about it
Oh yeah
Evolution
I know all about it
Bull fucking shit
You don't know anything
You know nothing
Read
The beauty
I mean
I had tears in my eyes
When I was a young man
With beautiful women
shouldn't have had tears in my eyes
reading this fucking movie
the beauty, the insights, the depth
god damn, if he was here today
I would give everything
that I own, which is nothing anyway
just to say hi to him
before I
finish and let you ask me a question
my last question is always about aliens
you believe in aliens?
I am one
you are one
Are you the only alien, or do you think there's other aliens?
We are all aliens in this boat.
Why?
Because I don't care who you are, what you look like, what your sex is, what your age is.
You are unique.
There's nobody like you.
There's never been anybody like you, and there never will be anyone like you.
You are one of the unique creatures, things, parts of life created for you.
For you.
Would you rather go to the depths of the ocean or go to space?
Which one are you more scared of?
I don't want to go either way.
You don't want to go to either one?
You're the first person who didn't pick.
People go, where would you like to go most?
I'd like to go back to some Bangkok whorehouse.
That's why.
They don't have a party in those places.
All right.
Before we end, what one question do you have for me?
Why the fuck did you come all the way down here just to talk to me?
Because I wanted you to tell your story in your words.
Fair enough.
I think there's a lot of people who are super interested in what you've got to say,
but no one gives you a platform to just say what you believe.
I don't have a platform.
I take the bar up here and force people to listen to my goddamn platform.
You do.
So for those listening, we are in Exuma, Bahamas, and we walked up to the bar.
And you actually are a bartender in your spare time these days.
Yes.
So I always have somebody listen.
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