The Poodcast with Kenzie and Kaylee - A Time Consuming Argument

Episode Date: January 21, 2024

Welcome to I Want to Play Fortnite So Bad, I Really Want to Play, I'm Having Fortnite Withdrawals. We argue about how time works in this episode basically the whole time so enjoy. Oh I guess we also talk about Helen Keller, Chris Briney, and Cillian Murphy. 

The Marvel universe is a real, Kaylee. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Oh, my gosh. I'm done with this podcast. I quit. Welcome back to, I want to play Fortnite so bad. I really want to play.

I'm heavy Fortnite withdrawals. When is the last time we played? Yesterday. Last night. Well. What are you going to put on this, by the way? Fortnite. Okay, no, because, like, I didn't send you the things.

like, we'll coordinate. Well, we'll, uh, what's the word? Like a ones don't kill, boy. Ah! There's no way this.

Blah-ba-da-pap-pah Stop! You're the one screaming into the mic. You're literally doing it over and over. Scream, scream, scream, scream, scream, scream. Scream, so screaming loud. You scrum so loud. Really good, Kinsie.

Stop it! Welcome back with a laptop task today. I don't know anything to talk about. Fortnite. So if you didn't see our last episode where, what did, we read Reddit, Am I the Meany Stories? So go watch that. I don't know what to say about. Anyway, okay, so I have two things talking about, really that.

Okay. I heard about it. I try not to think about two philosophical. things too much because or like things that I question my existence because I don't want to like literally it's not that deep I don't like people talk all the time like non-stop recently about how what if we're stuck in a coma and all the times someone says our name in like this world it's someone trying to wake us out at the coma hey I don't care if I am if I made all of us up in my mind good job me I'm so smart I'm so creative.

Maybe I'm not even me. That used to be like... Maybe I'm Brad. That used to be like me and Kinsey's topic of conversation last year. You sucked. I hated it. But also, I can't stop thinking about it. Anyway, so along with that, I think about time all the time.

I thought about that thing you wrote on your paper for the section of review in physics. Yeah. In physics, what I say? This isn't real. I'm not real. Nothing. Yeah, something about... This isn't real.

in a coma yeah and one of my answers from one of my physics worksheets thing like it was like what is the acceleration of the bike if it was hit by a car if you're getting hit by a bus in the moon like i don't know this is i said we're all in a coma i'm in a coma or something like that and did i get credit i think i did it was no notebook um so i think about time a lot and something that's always on my mind okay so there's these two theories of time there's the a theory where it's like everything has you know have you heard this yeah everything is it there's a past to present in the future and it all happens separately in like a flowing manner and then there's a bee theory where there's no separation everything's happening at the same time so technically as

i'm speaking right now i'm also listening to it right now listening to this podcast as we're speaking right now i'm also listening to this podcast later as i'm going as we're talking right now the uh uh uh what's the war and like the Revolutionary War is happening right now. Millions of people are dying right now. Ever think about that guys? Ever, hey, value your life right now.

I'm sorry. You could be in the Revolutionary War right now. You could be a soldier. Biden. If you believe that you're I kind of do. Because like time travel. Okay, sorry. We're never going to have that. Along with the government

episode, two episodes back, we're never going to know I honestly everyone's talking about oh we're like making strides towards time travel the best scientists we probably already have it they're not going to tell us no don't think so don't think we have time travel

don't believe it I'm tired of disagreeing with you I'm right no you're not it's never going to exist well even if they did as I'm saying this is why I kind of think the B theory is correct because say I were to get into a time machine

like time isn't a physical object I can't just like the machine doesn't know 1930 because also we don't know if this is actually like we just kind of like guesstimated really wasn't it like when Jesus was because we it's been 2,000 years since Jesus's death like that's how we frame it and so the person who made up the you know the time of AD.

They just guesstimated. Sorry for burping. I'm not going to apologize. I just did. They just guesstimated when Jesus died. It wasn't real because it was like years later. So like you can't just type into a time machine. Go back to the 1930s because that's not a real thing.

So everything has to like time. Like when God made the earth, he's like, he wasn't like, this is one. This is the first to anything. He never did that. Time travel is not real. But if it was all time was together, as in the beat, or as if everything happened in the same instant, and we're just slowly going through the motions.

No, because... I don't know how time travel would work. That just doesn't make sense. We don't have multiple worlds. Like, we don't have multiple Earths that are exactly the same. You don't believe in different universes? Yeah, there are different. like alternate. We know there are other

you know. No. You don't believe that? No. You think there are alternate universes? It's a good thing. A little, it's a little hope. I'm like, no. Okay. Sometimes I'm not like in a world, I'm the richest person alive. Somewhere. No. No. No. No. No. No. I mean, I don't know how you can find proof of it. But it's a funny little thought. There's scientists who study that.

Yeah, well, their job is pointless. Yeah. I mean, really. You have a calculation for that. Jesus isn't going like, Kinsie from World One will be coming to heaven, but Kinsey from World 2 will not be. Really? God has one life for us. So how do you explain Spider-Man?

Explain the Marvel Universe. It's fake. The Marvel Universe is real, Kaylee. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Oh my gosh. I've done with this podcast. I quit.

You haven't seen the comics? There's, like, things that the government want to dress like world hunger. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, World peace. People are dying. They don't want to talk about it because it's uncomfortable. This is we're going to talk about, even if it's uncomfortable. We have to talk about the possibility of time travel.

Option B just doesn't make sense because there aren't different uses living on different universes. Yeah, but listen, Kinsey, if we go to that place, say we go to, I don't know, the theater Abraham Lincoln was shot at. Oh. Right? Right. And then that's also happening in another time. time there. It just doesn't make any sense.

That's just, it's not logically possible. No. That's not how it. You don't understand it. I do understand it. I'm not saying that right now, your house is being built. We can't see that because it's in the past.

This isn't even something to discuss. Like you know, we're I looked up. Okay, so in the comics, in the Marvel comics were 1-2-1-A. How do you explain that?

Oh, whoa. What's a comic, Kinsie? Look it up. A projection of reality. Look up a comic. Okay, okay, okay. Causing or meant to cause laughter. Comic strips.

So it's strips of laughter. But it came from the Greek word Tomos. So that means it was used in the Greek. So that means that means it was in a different language, yes. Comics have been around for a long time.

Hieroglyphics. Oh, what if they're Egyptian... But I would just like to say. That like... Not... Okay. These are all just fun little thoughts,

imagination. There's just something... When I have... a bad day, I think about, okay, well, Kinsey and Earth, blah, blah, blah. She just won the, she just won the Olympics, okay? This gives me the same vibe as saying I haven't, like, in my next

life, I'm going to do this. That's what, that's the vibe it's giving me. I don't like thinking about next lives, because I'm like, then this has no meaning. I'm thinking in my reasoning that I know from the Bible.

I agree. Jesus knows our future He knows what we're going to do but that's the only person who knows I agree So part B doesn't happen Yeah I'm not saying You just said that

I'll look up the definition of the B theory Again No I get it everything's happening Like everything in the future is happening At the same time as everything right now Yeah but I'm not saying that we know the future Yeah but are you that the flow of time is only a subjective illusion of human consciousness

that the past, present, and future are all equally real, and time is tenseless. I don't know what objective and subjective. I do know what it means. I use it, but I don't know what it. Like, yeah, I can use it in a sentence, but I don't know. Oh, objective is, it's a fact, and subjective, it's a feeling. That's good to know.

Okay, you know what? Let's do some research on these, too, because this is just making me angry. On objective and subjective. I know, no, no, no, no, no. The B and A theory of time. What is the A theory? That there's a separation. There's past and the present.

That's what I think. Like human. The past is in the past. The present is now. The present is now. The B theories. Subjective nature of time so that we feel time changing or whatever. And then the B theory, what is static need?

No, here's what I think. I don't think time exists. time doesn't exist we're just living life but it's not all happening at once like the B theory so I look as a lion

I think that I think that these theories are just bad I believe in the J theory no I believe the CIA killed I believe the J theory

I'm funny I believe in the I believe in Jesus oh it's funny funny funny that's a good one I thought you were going to say I said but it's not a theory. It's not a theory.

Wow. I believe, what is the opposite of a theory? Not a fact. A law. I believe in the J law. Not Jennifer. I believe in the Jesus law. I believe in T law.

He can do it next. I believe in T law. Forget the A theory. Forget the B theory. Here's what I think. Jesus didn't create the earth being like, all right, in 2024, you're going to do that. even though he knew that's like what's going to happen that these years the concept of time and years

were going to happen right but um we're basically just like you know living we're just living life on this world that's a good point that jesus created there's no concept of time so time travel can't exist yeah but so i think it it does it does uh that's why I think I'm more on the A-theory side. No, I am on the A-theory side. Because these things have already happened. And, like, we can't go back to them. Oh, I hit my teeth.

Yes, because unless... Which... Because you can't put into a computer, like, what the meaning of an hour is. Like, they know, like, you know, a computer can keep track of time, but an hour is a man-made object. Yeah, because you can go in and change the time on your phone. Right. But if I were to put, go back.

This is all the government thing. Time is government. Time is government? Time is the government. Because the government could, while we're all sleeping, change the time to different date. And we wake up and we're like... But how?

I mean... January 50th. If it's on your phone, yes. But, like, I have a manual clock. I know. Do you not have a manual clock? Do you not think that people can, like, change anything electronic?

The government? You don't think they have access to all of this stuff. But, like, what... Ow. Tell me right now how you take time. I can't... What do you mean? You just change it.

You're the genius on the subject. You just change time. Okay. Here's... what we'll do. You want a time travel? Just change your phone to a different time and say you're in the future. That's funny. There's your time travel folks. But no, I'm saying like you can't like go up to a time machine and put and like go like go back 4,000 hours like it says like in the movies. You have to give that time machine

understanding of hours and I'm guessing that's where artificial intelligence comes from AI because that's basically a little human name the computer. Yeah, little baby. I'm sorry if you guys, like, don't, like, you know. Miam, ma'am, that's all I hear. You don't believe. If you don't believe in Jesus, I'm so sorry, but this is what I'm saying. You don't believe in time. No, I'm sorry if you don't believe in Jesus.

Jesus is the only one who can do that. Time travel, he's the only, if that's even, like, he's the only one I can do it. He knows the past, and he says, forget about it. It was in the past. Don't even worry. It's not your, it's not happening anymore. It's not your future. It's not your life.

Forget about it. I forgive you. It's over. It's basically what he's saying. Yeah, I agree. Exactly. I agree. B can't happen.

No. I'm saying, I think the B theory is that nature doesn't acknowledge that there's a, like, trees don't age because they've lived for 40 years. They just age because that's how long they can last. It's not like they're keeping track on their calendar and they're like, my days are numbered. It's that, it's just, you know what I'm saying?

No. Like time, like, when a plant dies, like when something natural, like an animal dies, okay, that they have no understanding of time. Like, we die, we don't die after 80 years, like a life. We just die after that. Like, we can quantify it as 80, 80 years. years yeah but we are it's not like our bodies are saying i can't go another year it's just like

that's the time that we expire that like our you know like it's not an actual thing explain it no time doesn't exist yes for the natural world and so the bee what am i saying what am i saying i lost track of my thought uh if you're saying that basically you're saying time doesn't exist. B theory. Basically. Yeah, you're right, but that's also the B theory is also saying that you said earlier, the Revolutionary War is happening right now. As

we're speaking, that's happening. Not true. Maybe I'm not a B or A theorist. A or B theorist. No, I'm like neither. Because I think, honestly, that the sun just rises and, right, goes up and down, goes up and down. There's no advancement of time. Everything has its purpose that God put in order. Yes. Those things happen.

as God has them happening every day and that is all life is and we move through it. So B-theory. No! I'm just saying... Oh, I unhooked it. No! Hold on.

Not B-3. Because B-theory might have the concept of saying time doesn't exist. No, I can't. hear what did you okay I can hear now don't touch mine B theory might have the thing saying like yeah time doesn't exist but it's also saying that everything's happening at the same time throughout time so they're saying that time exists but only as the fact does everything in time is happening at once but these

things happen in the past we know past present and future exist God says they exist yes But they're not all happening at the same time because God is saying the past is in the past. Forget about it. I've forgiven you for your sins that you've done in the past. That is not who you are anymore. Right. That was past. Past. Past is. The past. Can't happen again. What is the definition of past? Can you look that up? Oh, my God.

What do you think the definition of the past is? Give us an example. I don't know. That's why I'm asking you. How could you explain the past? I can't even get on it. Definition of theory. It's buying on. I also hate this. Gone in time, buy in time, and no longer existing.

Yeah, that old are you no longer exists. Yeah. So goodbye, not existing anymore. So we can't time travel. No, that's what I've been saying. We can't time travel. Yeah, I agree with that. Did I say that?

I don't think I did. Yeah. Did I say I agree with time travel? You said you do. Well, like, I see TikToks all the time talking about this guy's, like I saw one where it was like someone's wearing a Super Bowl champion hat from 2026. They're like, it's a time traveler. I caught him. I'm like, you can just easily make.

I'm sorry. You can create these hats. Time travel, no. It's not, I'm not saying I'm the smartest person in the world. I don't know everything, but I do. know what God tells me and what I know from the Bible and time trouble no I want to know if there's like the actual research on time travel the universe can never go back okay let's look at this theory yeah Albert Einstein his theory of special relativity that time passes definitely for

people. Someone's spitting along on a spaceship might, moving close to the speed of light. Yeah, like, how do you explain? Well, you can, I was just thinking, like, interstellar. Yeah, like that. But, like, his life is basically over.

But it wasn't even, like, I just don't do it. I can't, okay. The whole thing was that, of that, is that the planet, like, spun faster than the other oh yeah well he's not i guess he wasn't time traveling it was just his time was different yeah he didn't like age yeah it's not like he went back in time to go see i well didn't he see

himself talking to her i was like don't go yeah but that was when oh my sister's calling me that was when um he like got possessed by the aliens or something so that wasn't true that was a whole different thing yeah no no no no he didn't time travel he just got like because remember the whole thing with the aliens was like they have like a fifth sense like we have or no they have They live in the fifth dimension We live in the fourth dimension Where there's like I don't know

I need to watch the movie Yeah Um Um Uh I don't know of this Website Is this something that

Time Travel would not be possible Ugh Dude I'm gonna have to Keep popping up I'm gonna People are fine with burps No I'm not

Excuse me I mean, really, like, I don't know what a wormhole is. Do you know what a wormhole is? It's just, like, time, none. Which doesn't make sense? Because time already is nothing. There's nothing as time.

I don't know. It's like when you're, I found a wormhole in time. Or I found a wormhole. Like, I found a worm. I don't know. Time travel doesn't exist, though. I can stand by that. But technically, we're always time traveling because the time is

always moving, but time doesn't exist. And we're with it. Like, you know, yeah. Like, we're going along our day while the time's changing, so we're moving. Past the time. So we're time traveling right now.

Because the clock's taken away, and we're still sitting here. You know? Wow, we're very intellectual. We're very smart people. Everything, people should hear we have to say. Like our thoughts, like our bodies tell us. exactly we want to wake up and when we want to go to sleep yes

so there's no specific time in that no like there's just how god created us like our internal clock where like you have to like we like the thing is where like for teenagers like a good amount of time

to sleep is like seven to eight hours or whatever and I don't know how I was going to go on with that oh that that's not like our body physically saying that it needs eight hours it just needs that time which we have termed as eight hours and given it meaning when really it's nothing yeah stupid I hate like who even thought of like whoever came up with the calendar and the clock it's helpful sure But we don't need it.

I was just thinking, like, life would be so much simpler without time. Yeah. Like, without knowing the time ever. And I was like, that would stress me out. But then, like, if we never had it, we would never have anything to compare it to. Yeah, we would have to. We'd already know how to deal with it. Like, it would just, it wouldn't even think about it.

Like, we don't think about time. Humans ruin everything. Yeah, like ducks. Oh, I thought, okay, I'm, no, you're talking about tucks. Like crocodiles, like, they just chomp away. They don't even... Yeah, they don't even know the time. They're like, night time, what heck is night time?

They're just like, oh, I want to go to bed now, I'm tired. Well, they don't even speak. They don't know what they think. What do they think it? I want to go to bed now, I'm tired, and then they're like, all right, I'm ready to wake up now. Like how blind people don't dream in colors. Like, they don't, like, they don't, like, they have dreams. Do they not?

like blind people don't know what things look like do they have things? I think I saw or is it deaf people I don't know okay I mean yeah I think your body has dreams blind people have dreams look it up yeah

yeah ninninnon ninn yeah but they're saying if they have lost their vision if you're born without vision they can also have visual component in their dreams if okay if they lost their vision

after the age of five So I guess if they... So they can't if they're like... So, yeah, if you're born blind, I guess. Oh, man. Well, if you're blind, though, and you can hear, like, and you're just born blind... You can have dreams with noises?

Which is noises. And then if you're deaf, you just see things. You don't hear anything. Here's what I would like to talk about. Helen Keller. I think we've talked about it before. How dare you speak that woman's name in this house. I don't like

I think we have talked about this because I don't believe that she learned how to talk with her hands We have talked about this And then like she feels the stuff But that is a real thing You know this I hate that I don't

We're not talking about it It's called tactile Tactile I don't think that she had kids or She didn't fly a plane I'm sorry Wait She didn't write a book

She didn't fly a plane You can't hear you can't see, you didn't write a book. Okay, I just said she didn't have kids. What if I do the ancestry test thing, and I find out I'm the great, great, great, great, great, great-granddaughter. She looks like Cillian Murphy. Killian, what's the guy, Oppenheimer?

Killian Murphy? Hold on. Oh, the guy who played him? Yeah. Wait a minute, guys, wait a minute, guys. I have a connection. She does. She did have kids

To get them a secret No, you know like you could Is she had siblings? Yeah No I don't know, I'll see them on I gotta do this work right But then I'll look at it

I gotta find Ooh, that was a scary picture He has like freckles too like her Oh my Gosh You know the like reincarnated thing Maybe Maybe

maybe guys Killian Murphy is Helen Keller reincarnated I'm no I'm joking I'm joking I also hate when I see those

James Mildred William Simpson She had four siblings Okay so see She has siblings So it could be like one of their kids Or one of their great grandkids or something I have to see an ancestors.

My mom's. Hold on, wait. So everyone, you have to find a way to get this up here. Okay. This is Helen Keller. This is clear. See any? what's the word

relation? Yes, we do. Similarities? There we go. Her lips She has pretty full lips, I guess. It's the eyes, really. Yeah.

That's a very their eyes. I just think that she's fine. It's black and white also. I don't, do you even know. Okay. She, I. eyebrows are kind of the same it's it's it's also i don't know people are attracted to him

are people attracted to him you don't remember yeah like before oppenheimer came out everyone was like excited because he was like a heart drop like i don't know what else he was what he's kind of scary looking yeah i honestly you know he just he i'm not saying he looks old but he's like mature and like kind of like not a principal but like a superintendent like he would be

like not like he's not terrible he's not like ugly I'm saying he looks a good looking guy he's famous he's whatever but like he's not what a classic heartthrob would be yeah um speaking of like celebrity being attractive um

I just had up my phone Okay, sorry you on Um You know there's some Controversy Controversy Controversy

With Chris Brynie Doing some photo shoot With McDonald's Who I've been Chris Brian Oh yeah I thought his name was corner No

It's Chris There's some controversy With him Taking like Pictures at McDonald's Or for McDonald's, I don't know. Because. Because they, like,

support or something, or, like, don't openly go against the whole, like. I thought it was because their food was bad. I was like, dude. Oh, what is he wearing? He looks like a... Hold on. I have another...

That's all I use. Like, he's getting canceled. I can see why. For standing in front of a McDonald's sign. And these people, these people doing it, I can guarantee right now that many people, there's no way you haven't gone to McDonald's recently. Okay. Do you want to end this weekend? Yes.

Thank you for watching or listening. I'm sorry. We got confused. Let me just. If you're, I don't. We can speak during one podcast. I don't know what German I'm like, so.

Thanks for listening. I'm sorry, that offended you. I don't remember. But I know. Also, I'm a cowboy, and she is a gang member. So I'll see you. Bye. I mean, I'll see you later.

Later. Bye.