The Poodcast with Kenzie and Kaylee - Kansas City and The Royal Family of America

Episode Date: February 10, 2024

Welcome fellow Hay Day Farmers, this podcast Kenzie and Kaylee talk about The Royal Family, Kansas City being in Missouri, Breaking News of the week, and much more. Watch it and you will laugh, if you don't, maybe you should consider getting help? Anyway, if you have any connections to Cody Ko, give us a ring. Enjoy your favorite podcast.

Hi and welcome back to the Hayday Farmer's Almanac. I am your host, Kenzie. And I am your other host, Kaylee. Today we're going to be discussing a lot. Okay, yeah, a lot. But not farming anything, I just felt like saying that because we're pretty good at Hayday. Speaking of Hayday, my farm name is Fart Fart. farm, if you can please give me some stuff to

upgrade my barn and silo. We have a, um, I hate playing that game because it needs to always be upgraded. Yeah. And so if you're just not going to let me like harvest anything, how am I going to? Because you have to harvest the stuff.

I can't say that one. I can't say our team name. Who's Hero Brown? Oh, it's Sarah. we have we have a neighborhood with a bunch of our friends but i don't feel like i don't feel like we should say what our name is because it's kind of uh it's it's a place where we live like pretty calm like not it's not yeah whatever yeah anyway um yeah i just on heyday i like i love heyday but i hate heyday yeah i haven't put in forever i have it on my phone just in case but

because i just you have to harvest your crops and you have to uh feed and gather stuff from your animals in order to get the stuff to upgrade your barn and upgrade your silo but they like won't let you because your silo or barn is too full and then I go make stuff and then I can't get the stuff I made

because my barn's too full there's just too much stuff on there like every single day they introduce a new machine or a new and I just wish they kept it simple yeah I don't like I don't think any farm is producing that many things

like in real life that many different pies, that many different foods. What farm have you seen? You don't farm pies? Or soup or something? What farm have you seen or heard of that you can buy hamburgers from? I don't know, but these questions

need to be asked. These questions, they need to be asked. They need to to have a concerns, questions and concerns on Hayday because I could write a whole essay for them. Dude, make that your like scholarship essay. Like, if you ever get asked like an argumentative essay about something you're passionate about. Hey Day Day does not make logical sense at all. It doesn't. Five page essay.

Speaking of things that don't make sense. I've been thinking about this a lot. well the last two days a lot it's all that's on my own mind so I was thinking about Travis Kelsey because I was you know editing the last podcast and you were talking about if he would propose to Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl and then I was like he lived I guess he lives in um Kansas City and because he you know plays for them right but like No, he lives in California and he drives it. Yeah, he drives every day to practice.

I was, uh, I was just thinking, like, they do long distance a lot. Yeah, Taylor Swift sure does. They have to do long distance. You see that thing with Tears Swift? How they released her flight logs? No. And she took, like, 26 trips just to go see Travis Kelsey on her private jet. And they're like, she's literally, anyway, sorry.

I don't mean to change the conversation. But, um, but, um, but I bet like, they, they do long distance I'm not sure how long that's going to last because he's always traveling for football she's always traveling for tours and other singer

things is it a breakup I smell and well okay not my point but this is what led me to the main point I'm going to get to eventually they

I was thinking like does he have like a yeah i a house and like i don't know say what does he just i didn't i didn't think that he probably has like a main house in kansas city

we can look it up no that's okay don't no guys if you want to know where someone lives go on the voter registration website of your state that you're in and uh all you have to know is someone's birthday and their full name i think that's just florida you can find their address well i think some states I feel like some southern states where they don't care about, like, because they get California, you don't want to know, like, we try to look up Zenday, okay, no one cares, okay, no one's gonna know. I try to look up Zendaya's house in California, and you can't look up someone's voter,

you can look up someone's voter registration status if you don't know, like, their social security number or something, so I'm going to find her house. Well, okay, here's what I'm saying, though. I wasn't, I didn't, it didn't process in my head. Sorry. I thought I had the same decoration as you do, but I don't. It didn't process in my head that he probably has a main house in Kansas City and that, like, he doesn't just live in hotels all the time. Or, like, that would suck.

I don't know. What do they stay in when they... The apartment. No, like, what do they stay in when they're in a different state? A hotel! Do they stay in a hotel? Yeah, or are they even... traveled for a game or even are they even there for like long enough they just leave right after

i don't know for sure college games when you go to a college game you see them already leaving on their um bus well yeah but i've also seen where they say hotels like i've seen like videos from i'm sure they do a team or whatever and they're in hotel like bonding or whatever they do because i was like also patrick mahomes like has a family he's just that's weird he's just always leaving them He has a family. To go to a different state to play football. Okay, that is not, okay, first of all, that's not even, just like, that's not even, like, we have a topic, and that's not a topic at all.

I don't know how we got here. This is my thought process to get to that topic. Can you, like, get the bar off the screen? Oh, my gosh. Thanks. Six minutes. Just talk about that. Really?

Okay, well, that's my, that's my point. Man, we should stop. I realize that Travis Kelsey probably have a house in Kansas City because I like hit in my brain where it's like they have to practice

there so that's like their main workplace and because Trevor Lawrence lives in Jacksonville we know that so but my main point is

why is Kansas City in Missouri and not Kansas, the literal state? Okay, there we go. Now we're at the topic. Because it's not, it should be Missouri City. What kind of state is Missouri? It's so stupid. Why have a state called Kansas if you're not going to put Kansas City in Kansas? Is there a Kansas City, Kansas?

No, there's not, no. Is there? No. I wonder if like Kansas is aimed at, I don't, I don't know. We don't know any history. Okay, first of all, Missouri looks weird. I'll say it. Okay.

That's weird, isn't it? Yeah. What kind of, it looks like, there's a little face on the side. Yeah, it looks like, I don't know why. It looks like a mullet to me. Yeah, it kind of does. Like the haircut.

Yeah. Anyway, um, what is Kansas named after the state? Why does that matter? Because what if the state is named after, like, some guy, and then Kansas City is named after? or like a different guy. What if there's two famous Kansases?

No. One from Missouri. No, because like, what is the... Okay, it's a family. The Kansas family, whatever. There's something else in Florida that we have. That's something city. Jacksonville is in Florida and Texas and like Arizona.

Okay, that's not what I'm saying, though. Oh. I'm saying there is something in Florida that's called something city that we already have. Panama City? No. There's Panama. Yeah, I know. Speaking of, someone told me once, because, wait a minute, sorry.

Listen, we're all right. I can interrupt you. Kansas City is after the river. And Kansas, the state isn't after a family and a tribe. Woo, solved it. Okay, still, that's so stupid. If you want to put, can't, I just, ugh.

Why is Missouri even a thing? I was saying that. Put Kansas City in Kansas. Oh my gosh, it didn't really violent. I don't care who it's named after. I don't care if it's named after two different things. Put it in the literal. If you're going to call it, what?

Your foot looks weird. I thought it was broken. Oh, my gosh. If you're going to call it Kansas City, put it in Kansas. Say we have Florida City. I think there is a Florida City. I was just about to say that. That might be what I was thinking of.

Say there's Florida City. Let's put it in Georgia. why not that wouldn't make sense there is Florida City in Miami Day let's go to Florida City in Georgia that wouldn't make sense would it no I guess not California City so is there like a paper or a petition I can fill out to change that get rid of the Kansas City Chiefs well if I got rid of Kansas City City City

in Missouri I'd get rid of the Kansas City Chiefs unless you just relocate them though well that's fine I really don't care like eventually they're going to start doing bad again and we're going to start doing good and we'll be in their position you think about that

you ever think about that like the rest of the world hates you except for your home state no this is just their time we're going to have our time yeah we'll have our time we just have to get through these hard times with Kansas City being good

and in the Super Bowl like it's clicking in my year wait I don't even know who was in the Super Bowl in 2021 I don't know the Jags and the Falcons

duh you don't remember oh yeah I thought it was like I don't I'm not looking up. Honestly, all I care about is last year, and then every year my memory sets. Yeah. Like next year, I'll be like, oh yeah, last year it was the Chiefs and the 49ers. But before that, I don't know. But right now, I can tell you last year who was the Chiefs and the Eagles. I can only remember last year. I know this year's in 2020.

Travis Kelsey and Jason Kelsey went together. And Travis Kelsey came out on top. He won. Unfortunately. I hope, yeah, I hope the Eagles win, the Super Bowl, honestly. Because with Jason Kelsey, because his family's so cute. I don't stop it. I hope genuinely, like, not just because I don't like Kansas City, but, like, I hope the 49ers win. I have become a good old, like, I'm a little bit of a fan of Brock Purdy. I like his name.

Rock Purdy? I don't like his name. It sounds like you're saying pretty, but like in the... country accent you're birdie he he like talks about like god all the time i don't know much about him i don't either i just know that and so like i'm a fan cool yeah so like i feel like he deserves it maybe also he's how old is he he he's i think he graduated in 2017 oh my gosh our brothers graduated in 2017 guys yeah man that's like three different um oh my gosh i just squashed his eye three different um like life alternatives of like you know

like the three are three not our three brothers because brock pretty isn't our brother but like it's three graduates of 2017 and their lives are all different ones of national football player that's insane so i bet he was born in 1999 i don't i got looking stuff up now yeah look up If Brock Pretty was born in 1999, that means that T.J. Kenneth, he's 24. I don't know what that happened. Trevor Lawrence and Brock Pretty were all born in

1999. All right, 6-1. Too short. Too short. Trevor Lawrence is 6'4. Get on his level, literally. Literally, get on tight. Age. 24. Okay, oops, birthday.

1999 so he graduated in 2018 yeah because he he's teasing is the uh cut off he graduated the same same year as where do you go to college he graduated the same year as Trevor Lawrence and my cousin our state okay cool hey brook hurting you know my cousin you know my girl that doesn't make sense uh speaking of football again. I was saying how the Jags are going to win at some point. And the Jags did win. Last night.

The Fortnite. We are the Jags. We are the Jags. We got Fortnite skins. There's new Fortnite skins on Fortnite. And you could be any football player. There's new Fortnite skins on Fortnite. There's new Fortnite skins on Among Us or something. I don't know. On Fortnite.

And their football, that's NFL football. NFL football. NFL skins. And we were the Jacksonville Jaguars. Kaylee was Chevrolawns and I was Gardner. to the dream team, and we won. We did. We won. We want. Insert photo right here. Of proof.

Okay. Great. Future Kaylee. Or me. I'll do it if you don't. Not to change the topic, I'll get back to this. Are you going back to Kansas City? Because of you, I might broke. Well, it was a part of the conversation. I had this girl. I think it was a girl. I don't know.

I just don't remember. It was a long time ago. Not that, like, like you couldn't tell but um oh but my grandma's from panama and i was telling her that um i was like yeah my grandma's from panama so i've been to panama a few times because we're talking like being out of the country if you ever traveled outside of the country i was like yeah i've been to panama and because we were visiting family and she was like panama is not a country are you stupid and i was like it's in Florida not idiot. I was like, yes, it is. I was literally there. And she was like, no, it's in Florida.

It's like a few hours away. And I was like, yeah, it is a few hours away by plane. And I had to use a passport. I don't have to use a passport to travel somewhere in my own state. And so I had an argument with her for a good while. That's really funny, actually. Panwa is a country. And so I had to look it up and then she finally believed me. Wow. That would be, oh my gosh. It's a pretty little skit to happen.

I'm so irritated. I was like, I'm pretty sure I know my, like, where my family is. That would be pretty crazy. If you were just like, yeah, I'm Panamanian, but you're from Panama City. Like, yeah, I'm Panamanian. Like, it's what I'm saying then? Oh, man. I'm going to start telling me a group of all that.

I'm Panamanian. You know, Panama City? You know, like, the one near Tallahassee. That's terrible. Do you have anything to say about Four Night? I thought you were going to go off on it. I was like, I had some weird feeling last night in that skin. I felt powerful.

We only referred to each other in like Trevor Lawrence or Gardner. We can't say Kaylee or Kenzie. I have to say Gardner or Minchew. Gardner or Trevor. You have to say Gardner or Minchew. But it was great. It was so good. It was really good.

best 1,500 view books I've ever spent. I agree. Speaking of Fortnite, I'm going to get back to that topic. But they need to have more emotes come out. Yeah, I know. Where are they? All of them are stupid right now.

It's always like a K-pop dance and like they're shaking their butt. Stop the TikTok dances. It's okay. I'll have one or two. Yeah. but I want some good ones like some funny like dances or

or action I don't know step up your game Fortnite item shop put more dabs on there don't do that I want more dad the only one I have is

apparently the dabs coming back yeah I saw I took on I don't think so I think I don't believe it I don't maybe it's because I'm not old I'm too old have you seen the thing about

Gen Alpha yes they think we're like no no okay yeah you yes they didn't they were there was this thing I saw a TikTok and it was a hairdresser talking about one of her patients she was like in the sixth grade and she was talking about her life or whatever and whenever the girl started to say something that she didn't want to say like the girl like the hairdresser asked her question like um oh because she talked about her old her old haircut and she was like oh why did you cut your hair like that like what why did you cut her own hair

and she had come fix or whatever and so the hairdresser was like why did you cut your hair like that And the girl, like the 10 year, like the 12 year old, was like, oh, you know, and then did this. She's like, and the girl was like, the hair dress was like, what? And she's like, you know. And she's like, no. And then, okay, for some reason, a girl on my volleyball team did it last night at practice. What does that mean? I don't know.

And I'm like, they're starting slang. And I just realized, like, I'm 18 years old. And, like, there's people, like, after me. I hate that. Like, I'm not the youngest anymore. Yeah, no. But, um. I just, they think they're so entitled.

I know, it was weird. Like, the whole population of them is like, millennials are depressed. Yeah, I think they're just undiagnosed. Gen Z, we just don't really, like. I can't wait until Gen Z, like, they're, like, the majority of, like, advertisement and, like, corporate workplace is Gen Z people.

Because I'm so excited for those commercials where it's, like, completely random. random crap and no one understands it but like they're making it for Gen Z because we are the main audience I can't wait for that to happen I just like Gen Z I don't remember what's going to say

You interrupted me and I don't remember You said Gen Z is we don't care or something Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't understand how I can remember your thoughts better than you can because I'm trying to focus on what I can remember both of our thoughts I'm trying to focus on what you're saying so I don't remember. Is your hat actually signed by Ricky Bobby? No. It's like a fake signature.

Dang it! Dang it! I thought you got it. I'm going to make this fall! Anyway, I don't want to say Ginzi doesn't care because they're way too opinionated. They? Well, I mean like the majority of Ginzi. Because they need to shut up sometime. But

I want to say like we don't care about anybody else. Like all the other generations, we don't care. Like, we make, yeah, I agree. Like, millennials care too much about us. Yeah, and how we always make fun of them, but it's like, we don't make fun of them. Like, just. Like, we make fun of them, but, like, we, they think we care that we're, that they're upset with us or something.

Or they make fun of us. When they try to make fun of us, they think we care. Right. But they care when we make fun of them. I got to be honest, millennials are the definition of, like, a picnic. Yeah, I agree. and then Gen Alpha I'm just scared to become that one.

Yeah, it's so weird. I don't understand with the whole like 10 year old and Sephora and like you know about that right now. And like oh the we got prime. I feel like the boys of Gen Alpha are the prime. You're either

a prime boy or a Sephora girl. 10 year old girl. Okay, you're either like super annoying or super rude if you're a Gen Alpha. Sorry. Yeah. But you're not I just, there's no 12 year olds watching this podcast. I'll be honest, honest.

I just think it's really, I just think they're annoying. I don't understand. When I was younger, I was always wanting to be like the people who are older. Yeah. And now I feel like they're like, you guys are old people. Like we're seven, we're, hey, we're still in high school. Like, we're not old. And like, we're still cool.

Anyway, Fortnite football. skins uh if you got you guys should go buy them there should be king girl's fortnights and no and join us on our fortnight you can be like i don't know no we already said we weren't we aren't going to play with anymore people remember how we say we're not good with other people we're not good with other people we're the best with each other but it's because other people just don't know how to play right yeah oh my i don't want to be mean but people who no because I'll take Fortnite seriously. We will take Fortnite seriously.

But the only way to win, I'm telling you, the only way to win, me and Kaylee have done this over and over again, is to goof off, get yourself killed multiple times and rebooted, and that's how you win. That's a secret. You have to be so stupid. Don't kill anyone until you're top 10.

And then, like, fall off a cliff, and then your partner reboots you. Yeah. And you will win. And I'm not, we're not saying, like, If someone's shooting at you, don't kill them. But, like, avoid all... If someone's shooting in the background, don't run out after the shot.

Run away. Run away. Build yourself in. We should rename this, uh, Fortnite tips. Because this is literally... I think about how to be better at Fortnite. Build a house. Get the chair emo.

Spray paint the walls and do a little dance party in there. Enjoy life. Edit in some windows so you can see everyone out. when the enemies start coming by, edit the windows back in, and stay still. Don't let anyone hear you, and then you will survive. I'm telling you.

This is going to sound bad, but I just got Anne Frank live. I just want to say that. Speaking of me and Kinsey, like, yesterday and today, we're in so much. It's so weird. It's so creepy.

Like, I can't even give an example. sample right now you started post we posted you posted clips okay so on our instagram we both share her account on the instagram of course for the podcast and she posted two clips and i was napping i think no no no no i got home for practice whatever she posted two clips in the instagram i didn't see it 30 minutes later i posted clips without looking at the page we posted almost the identical clips not really identical like at the same like near the same time and then one of the clips she posted we don't tell each other like what clips we make or whatever, what we edit.

But one of the clips she made, it was like seconds before my clip. And it was just like, wow. And then we got into Fortnite. Oh, I was like logging off or something? No, that wasn't really insane. That wasn't insane. I logged off while she was talking to me on the mic,

but I didn't hear her. But there were so many things. What was it? There was one thing that was like, that's scary. We were like, yeah, like you said something. And I was like, I'm already doing it. I don't remember what it was. It was weird.

I remember. guys you should strive to be like us literally like the only way to get as good as us is to be us is to be us really that's the whole point of the podcast i mean we're the funniest yeah the whole point of this podcast is for people to listen and become us so like yeah this is just fortnight tips these are lifestyle tips these are how to be the best people you know how it's like the top five people you hang out of it's like the top five people you hang out of out with the most is who you like become we want to be

in that top five for everybody who watches our podcast because it's like we're hanging out right with the people who are listening right except they don't talk yeah that's exactly we want to influence them but we don't want their so we know it's best to be like us so like there's more us in the world

world domination is what we want that's the win of this podcast And speaking of a rural domination, we've gotten one step closer to ending the rural family. Woo! I feel bad for him. I don't see it like that. He had a surgery. And Biden said something like, we really are hoping he survives.

I forgot what he said. Yeah, because he had a, King Charles had a surgery. I don't know what for it. And then he was like, they were like, oh, you. You've got cancer. Yeah. And then, um, what is that?

I don't know. I don't know what that's from. I don't know. I gotta show a slide to everyone. Nobody's going to see it. I put my phone on the. Princess Diana break. Justice for Diana!

Wait. The camera is up there. I'm doing it. Love you. D.D. D.D. I almost said, da-da. D-da.

we are so grateful for your influence in this world even as a ghost you are avenging your own death good job girl you go get him you get that bag he's got cancer Biden's basically saying he's not going to survive and then prince Prince Willie will be king next if he does Prince Harry is flying out to yeah oh yeah to see him that he yeah that never happens he only flew out for Queen Elizabeth. No. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

For, like, whenever Elizabeth died or the coronation. So, who knows? What's going to happen? I'm just... Is this going to get me, like, killed if I say, like, I hope the whole royal family dies so I can become clean? Now would that make sense, Kili? You're not related to them.

I just said, I hope the whole royal family dies. So you can become queen? Yeah. That doesn't make sense. You're not related to them. What I'm saying? They're all dead. Nobody's related to them.

But why would you, out of everyone in the world, be queen of England? Why wouldn't I? Everyone has a fair chance. You're from, like... I've got time. He's not dead yet. I'm going to move there eventually. You want all of Prince William's children to die?

No, I don't. I really like the little young kid. I'm the little one. The little one. I actually really, like... I want Prince Harry to be king. I do, too. Move the mouse.

I want Prince Harry to be king. I don't know why. I honestly, no, I don't. I don't like Megan. Me either, but. Why do you want Harry? Because he's like the best one. I actually have no idea.

Can you stop burping into the microphone? I saw. Okay. Almost threw up there. I watched that. documentary that came out a while ago about Megan and Harry and how they met and everything. And I don't know who I like more, who I don't like more, who I don't like more. Because Megan talks about Harry, like, they're a rich, I mean, they are a rich couple, but like, like a stereotypical rich couple from the northeast who was like, yeah, I, I'm not, no, what are the North people, Northeast people I sound like, like from, Martha's Vineyard, you know.

Wasn't she, like, introduced by, like, mutual friends or something? Yeah, I saw that she saw him on Instagram first or something, which is kind of funny. And then she met him, like, a party. Just imagine being, like, I'm going to set you. I have someone to set you up with. She's a famous actor, of course. And be like, okay, yeah, sounds good, tell me you when. And then it's, like, basically a blind date, and they show up, and it's literally the prince.

I, like, think is crazy, is that there's more rural families than you. just in England, I can't, I can't, like, whenever I see those, like, this coronation, and it's, like, the prince of Switzerland. I'm like, oh, I forgot about that. Yeah. Also, we're, like, one of the only places. I would love to, like, marry a, a prince of, like, Denmark or something. Like, someone, I don't care. Like, as long as they're in Denmark. No. No. Yeah. I could. No. It's, it's pretty cute in there. But, no, I mean, like, marrying, like, a prince that doesn't really have a responsibility, but is a track rich

has a pretty house because it's a castle that'd be pretty sick I'd like to marry the plural of America can we make America a monarchy?

No, not a monarchy I like democracy democracies are almost safe fine in like an honorary title where it's like this is the king like we choose a bloodline it can be a democracy

She's a family. A royal family. That's what I'm saying. It's like just there. I don't want, I want the democracy style of life, but the monarchy. We need to have a competition. Instead of a president. I want a president, Kaylee.

I'm the first lady. Who cares? She doesn't do anything, do we? The first lady? Why do you care about her? Let her live. Instead of being like, I'm the first lady. I'm married to this.

The king. I'm married to the president. No, we need a president. We don't need one. I'd rather have a president than the king. Then the royal family... I'd like to vote for who I'm putting in... No, we're not listening to what I'm saying.

Kinsey, if you want a royal family, you have to... To both. You have to give up something. No, everything. England has... British Britain has a parliament and a king and queen. Okay, so the king and queen are the highest. No, they're just like there.

Oh my gosh. I'm just saying, we're a competition. Then they have no power. Other than we're like, you're wearing a crown. Okay, fine. You're just saying it because you want to be queen. You want to have power they're saying.

Listen, Kinsey, if you want a royal family in America and you don't want them to have any, like, say in our government. It should be pretty. I could stay there. I have a princess right now. Okay, we're all princesses. How about that? We're all princesses of America.

Radio Rebel, folks. oh you're right we're all we're all king what does you say at the end we're all queens we're all queens kings and queens i'm just saying we should have a competition for the most american family and from then on the king and queen of america come from that bloodline if they are the most american who's the most american it's going to be like america has no class that that's the point like we're america We have history.

Well, Southern. Who's like going to like run out in the outside naked with a flag or something. That's our king. And that's our king. I disagree. I can go with. It's a competition. You vote the king and queen.

Or judges. I don't know. But it can't be the president. Sorry. I don't think Biden should be king. I don't think his. I don't think his station's going nowhere. Family should be the royal bloodline.

I'm saying, I don't know. Maybe we can do it. Who's Miss America? Like the beauty pageant? We could just, okay, you're the queen for this year. I guess that is how it works. Never mind. We've solved it.

Who's Miss America this year? Let's see. Who was our queen this year? Wasn't it from like? It might have been Kansas. Shut up. If it is, you're not. I know Kansas City

I know she's dating a football player I forget what you're on. I see Tim Tebow I'm like that's not the same current Miss America Queen America Colorado That's pretty cool Colorado What's her name? What's her name? What's her name? What's her name? What's her name?

Madison Marsh Yeah who's she dating? She's dating a football player like a quarterback Okay, she's beautiful, but I don't understand how like Can you look like she's from Like Georgia, not Colorado. What's her name again?

Madison Marsh. Madison Marsh. See, that sounds like such a country name, like The Marsh. Whoa, what did I just do? Whoa. Whoa. Madison Marsh.

Uh, boyfriend Oh, no, I thought it was goose from Top Gun I thought he... Oh, it's pretty cute. Wait, that's not... That's not football. This is definitely not real.

Who? Walker Morris? I don't know. Can someone answer us right now, please? She's the first ever Miss America on active duty? That's awesome. Okay, no, she is so the Queen of America.

Breaking news Today on important topics. Man walks on water. Multiple accounts of people saying they saw two men walking on the water in the Sea of Galilee. That's quite strange. That is really creepy. I feel like that must be

a ghost or something. Must be. Because, like, from what I heard, There's gossip going around, you know, the town. What I heard was it was a bunch of people on a boat, like a little boat, and this man just walks up to their boat on the water. Wow. And then one of them just steps out of the boat because the guy on the water was like, come here.

Come on drugs or something. Probably. And then they, but that doesn't explain maybe we're all on drugs. I thought this was a news. I thought this is news Kaylee. This is news. How else would we see people walking

in the water? Co-host, that's not very professional right now. Because, unfortunately, the Trinople plant reactor has exploded in resulting from a flawed reactor design

that was operated with inadequately, inattice, oh darn it, cut that out, please. Okay, you gotta cut that part out I gotta give me the phone

No, I have an idea Okay, okay, okay, boom! Keep going What are you gonna, okay, okay, I gotta restarting. Okay, so cut that part out wise. Okay, unfortunately, the Chernobyl reactor plant has exploded. Resulting from a flawed reactor design That was operated with inediquity, in addict, oh my God,

Inadequately, inadequately trained personnel, a steam explosion has erupted from reactor plant and at least 5% of the radioactive core went into the environment, killing two workers as of tonight. 28 people hospitalized and I have acute radiation syndrome so we are looking out for them and praying for their safe recovery Kaylee any news

no oh okay oh wait forget that oh my gosh they called you on on broadcast the Titanic sunk what

the ship I had like 5 billion people I was about to go on that ship Oh my gosh I was I planned I planned the weekend getaway I know passport got declined Didn't it? No it didn't

I had to work It's because I had to be here today The Titanic has sunk April 14th through 15th It is the time Today Folks Folks remember this day will go down

on history April 4. Which day is it? It can't sink on two days. It sunk 1159 and then... It came as 1912. This day will go down in history during its maiden voyage in a route

to New York City from Southampton, England. Whoa. We live in England. It's crazy. Killing about 1,500 passengers and ship personnel. Can you believe it? Kensi. Titanic

That is terrible Stop acting like you're British I am Co-host British people don't talk like that And good news though The American Professional Football Association Has changed their name now

To be called the National Football League or NFL for short This is quite a weird change I prefer the APFA Not the APFA. Yes, it's quite different, and I don't understand what the cause is worth of changing it, other than, I guess, for easier pronunciation.

So, do you think they're going to keep it? Do you think they're going to keep it in the NFL? No, I believe they will change it over and over again. I think it will change back to the APFA, too. APFA is not very attractive, but... Yes, it is. NFL, eh. I feel like it should be called football, football, football.

FFF. Is ketchup a smoothie? That is your question, but I'm stealing it. Is it? Is tomato or a fruit? No, tomato is a fruit. Is it? Yes.

Do you not know that? No, I do. I'm kidding. Galey, gosh. I don't think you knew that. I did know that it has seeds. You just went... It grows from the ground.

Well, you gross from a vine. Anyway, is ketchup a smoothie. I don't like ketchup. I think you're a smoothie. ketchup is like probably the worst You're annoying What? ketchup?

Probably worst condiment ever Condiment Condiment Condiment Condiment Is that you said? Condiment Condiment.

Condiment. I actually like ketchup. It's quite savory and quite I think highlights the flavor of a French fry does it because I don't eat my French fries

with ice cream like a child I don't eat my waffle fries from Chick-fil-A with a waffle cone from Chick-fil-A. Do you, Kaylee? Or not Waffle Cone. Um, a ball of ice cream. Yeah, I do. Yeah, it's quite, how old are you? 17. So, wow. I am a child. Get her. Yeah, you're right. You're a child. I'm not. That's why I believe... Why are you hanging out with a minor? Oh my gosh.

that was so like I sound like I was starting a car no that would be really like a motorcycle a motorcycle that was funny good job I heard it in my ear ew like just this one in the skull speaking of body parts

do bald people wash their like bald head body wash or like head wash Shampo. Why don't we call it? Well, guess what? They don't have hair, so I'm guessing they use body wash.

But, like, isn't shampoo, like... Can you still get dandruff of your bald? Bald? I mean, your scalp. Like, for the most part. You got to wash your scalp. I don't know. I guess you won't condition it. There's no point for it.

Do bald people have a scalp? I feel like they probably wax. Not wax. Buffet. Have you seen those TikToks where, like, the people will put, like, the layer of wax. on their head. Yeah.

Their bald head. I haven't. And like it like, ooh, like peels their, it doesn't peel their, it doesn't peel their skin off, but it, like, lifts it when they're pulling it because there's so much on it. I bet bald people, like, buff out there, make it look shiny. Put hot wax and buff it on, like, a car wash. They put their head through a car wash. They come out looking shiny.

I have it, I have, like, I think it was bird poop. I don't really know what it was. It looks like hot oil. I have it in my windshield. And now it's smeared over on windshield. And I was like, oh, darn. So I went to the car wash to go wash it off, and it didn't wash it off. So if you look at my car, there's a big you.

Not you. Semi-circle. I don't know. I guess it's oil. I don't know what it came from the sky. I don't know. Maybe it's from an airplane or something. Maybe they, like, dripped oil on my car or, like, a helicopter.

Maybe someone doesn't like me, and they want to, like, blow you up. What? Blow you up. Blow me up. Oh. Let me tell you someone. Have you seen those TikToks of those, like, boys? Like, I think they're twins.

They act like the creepy British kids. No. No. No. You're so out of touch. Are you going to look it up? I can see. I can.

Father, one of the cooks looked me in the eyes. This one might look. You think they're funny? Uh-uh. Father, you know my brother, right? I think we should tie him to the back of a sled and have wolves. Run free. And ring of heart.

Hello, Father. Can you do that? Yeah, I can, but I won't. I'm funnier than them. It's become, like, a trend on TikTok. Okay, well, where people act like a creepy, rich, British kid. Does anyone else, like... it's like Taylor Swift with me

it's like with me Taylor Swift when I like think about someone and everyone else likes them much not everyone else likes them but like if I follow someone on Instagram or TikTok I used to follow that guy

and I saw so much of him that I became so annoyed with him so quickly I just burned it up because I want you to try it and I'm gonna try it oh father what would it

what daddy I want to squirrel That's so loud I'm sorry I could hear my Like the mic Getting destroyed I'm trying to think of Daddy get me a squirrel

Now You know from Lianca Or charge you're like Father buy me a castle I don't like your voice changed No your voice changed like something Father buy me a castle Whoa

I sound like that puppet Zoe from Do it again Elmo? I don't know that... Father, buy me a castle! That's so terrible. I feel like you would be in a horror game.

Thank you. Like a little pretty girl that you... Cute. But you walk in, like you walk into an old mansion and like your character walks into it and the girl is sitting there like playing with her dolls and her backs to you, the character. And then she turns around,

but her body doesn't turn around her head. Just does a three, six. 180. I wish I could do that. No. Like an owl. And then the character sees her and she's like, in her mouth, her jaw, un... What is this? I'll tell you. Her jaw, like, unhinges, and, like, a spider comes out. That's exactly what her voice sounds like.

Speaking of scary children. You know, like, Victorian names. I saw this thing. I was looking at an article. Okay, so on the question, this topic, I wanted to know what Kaylee's Victorian Christian name would be. Like, Kaylee is, like, like a very like Kinsey Burke it's a very like modern name but like these names from like the 19th century where they're like okay so this article they found like a list of old names from like

some kind of log of something and one girl's name her parents named her they gave her a name for every letter in the alphabet so her full name okay born in 1882 in west derby she was named and Bertha Cecilia Diana Emily Fannie Gertrude Hepadia Eug Yeah Hapia

Lug E, it's I I hug Jane Kate Louisa Maud Nora Ophelia Quince

Rebecca Starkey Teresa Ulyssus Venus Winifred Xenifin Yeti Zeus That's that girl's full

name And then another boy I saw this he was named Lysester Railway because he was born on a carriage at Leicester train station I hope I'm pronouncing that, right?

But anyway That's terrible. These are just two funky names but like using these names what would you think your Victorian Christian name would be? Like I think Christian mean is like Yeah I think it means like the birth

The name you were given My name? What would it be? Yeah, because Kaylee I'm telling you I don't know Kaylee is so modern like Kaylee

Whitley is not a girl who like Yours would still be Nora Yeah I guess it would be I'd be like Eleonora No it would just be Nora That's a name Yeah but Nora Burke

No I can be British Nora Well your last name is Burke Yeah but like It has to be British Like uh Nora I think Nora Berkley

Nora Nora just change your name not on my mind focus on you I don't know what mine would be um I feel like Kaylee is so modern um

Kalina Kalina Kaylea Kayle like Kayle like Catherine is like I know there's a pride and prejudice her name's like cat everyone called her cat or cat or catty or something like Catherine you know like a full

what would Kaylee be like what were you going to be named if you're a boy my parents liked Brock actually I was going to tell you that my pair because I know that there's this I remember a movie we watched and the guy's name was Brock and my mom was like yeah I've always loved Brock I was good if they well that would have been Chloe's name actually if they had another boy it would have been Kenneth and Brock which would have would have thrown off our whole thing

we got going on my mom would name me Tyler because she wanted T.J. and Tyler. If only. Only Reboid. I've been really. Really something. I cannot. I wouldn't be able to escape, like, having the same name as somebody. Because all the names of my mom was thinking of were, like, your name is pretty common, you know? I know my name is common. not as common as mine.

Yeah, that's true. Like, I know, like, a few Kenzys, but, like... I feel like you'd be a Winifred. In Victorian, England. I'm sorry. Winifred Whitley. Or, not Whitley. Winifred, like...

No, Kinsey. Your name... Okay. Kinsey, where do you think names came up? They come there, they are... Yeah, but they get shortened over the years. Like, haven't... Whoa.

You know what? He said over the years at the same time. Telling you were in sick. Anyway. Winifred Wilhelmina. Not Whitley. I would have a... Willamina.

My mom. Or Sue. That's fine. Fine. Your name is Yetty. Honestly, kind of cool. Fine. Iig. Ayug.

Xenophon. Your name is a freaking xenopren. Ziniphan. No, your name is Aig. Xenophon Yeti That sounds German Berkeley

Hey It's a cool story to tell Okay So did you're Like speaking of names This is like Actually a really interesting topic to me Did your mom have like more names for you?

I don't know for me I know she named me after my great grandma And then she named Chloe Because she always wanted her kid name She liked to name Chloe So maybe Our names could have been switched but that's it she always kind of knew she she always had a like knew she

wanted like this name and this name and this name really she didn't have like what about other names though I don't know I haven't asked for that because in like my mom had a bunch names I don't remember all of them I think they were going to name Kylie Kaley really yeah I know my mom thought about Ali but my grandma was like no it makes me think of an alley cat. And then it came down to Kaylee and Madison. Why do I feel like all these names

could fit you? They had Madison like till the day I was born and the only reason I was named Kayley was because I was born on my grandma's birthday and everyone called her K because nobody like understood or like how to pronounce her name. So that's why I was named Kaylee. That's pretty sick. Story

time. I was going to be Madison. Yeah, I feel like that could fit you. Madison, Sue, Winifred, Xenifan, I, Gertrude, Fanny. You should be Fanny. Your name is so Fanny. Your name is Fannie, Victorian English. Victorian, Fannie, Fannie Whitley. Can you be like, Granny, Granny, Granny.

Grammy. Granny. Fannie and Grammy. Grammy, like the award. And I was the reason the Grammys were made. So I hope you guys enjoyed this podcast. We're praying for you, Titanic. Praying for the Titanic.

Hopefully everyone makes it off. Yeah. You already said 50% people died. Which, shoot. Which we don't know that yet. We don't know that until all of them are found. They just called me and like really already. They did guess.

They guessed. How many people were originally on the Titanic? and I don't know how to stop it because how are they going to know if I went to college if I don't reply to them I don't want to oh part I just love your mic I hope you enjoy this Kaylee can no longer Kaley isn't longer able to talk I hope you do this podcast um um uh if you want to watch this on our with our faces stop it go and watch it on YouTube. Maybe you're on YouTube

and you don't want to look at our faces. Go watch on Spotify, podcast, Prime Video. Everyone clicked off when you were on plug in my mic. No one even knows about it. She just walked away for a little bit. Okay, guys, come down. Nobody even knows you're here. I'll block you out.

When you give me the YouTube video to upload, I'll just cut you. I'll crop you out. I look good though. Don't do that. I'll still crop you out. Whatever. Thanks for watching.

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talking about this. Little did she know. There was only enough room for one cowboy in this town. And that's what I said. I don't understand. Why he was talking that. This is really good.

I hope you guys enjoyed. Anyways. Bye.