The Poodcast with Kenzie and Kaylee - Playing Pickleball with Babies while drinking Panera's Charged Lemonade

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

Welcome back to Travelers Of Outrageous Terrifying Seas, also known as T.O.O.T.S. In this episode we talk about going to jail, the many faults Panera has endured lately, Babies not being able to do an...ything, Kaylee's inability to breathe, and Pickleball! I hope you share this episode to Cody Ko so he can be on our podcast. Thanks. Bye. 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 But say, when we're doing a pickleball tournament, you can not break down. Better have 50 inhalers. I found my inhalers. It's fine. Arg, matey. Welcome back to Tuts. Otherwise known as travelers of outrageous, terrifying scenes. Or pirates today.
Starting point is 00:00:28 We're pirates. Vacationing pirates. We're finally got to our destination. It's time to relax. Welcome back to our podcast. It's been a while. I haven't seen you guys in a long time. You haven't seen us.
Starting point is 00:00:46 You haven't seen. Exactly. I've seen all of you. Most likely. We probably have seen you at our house, if anything, because that's who this is to our. Yeah. I see a lot.
Starting point is 00:00:58 of you probably almost every day um if not i have seen you probably at school um so if i haven't seen you at school or my house welcome to our podcast that'd be great that you're or it's great that you're here i'd be great that would be great um and also you guys need to share our podcast i know i'm starting off with criticizing you guys but like i'm sorry we have a plan for this podcast and that is to be rich from it. And we need this to happen. No, guys, we're just doing this for fun. No, but seriously, I'm your host, Kaylee, and I'm your other host, Kenzie.
Starting point is 00:01:39 We have a lot of plans for this podcast, seriously. We do. If you are listening, or if we know you have listened to a podcast, you will be messaged in the near future about being interviewed, so prepare yourselves for that. but yeah it's been two weeks yeah it's been a while because we've all because of winter break or Christmas break and then um happy new year Merry Christmas and happy new year it's 2024 I still think it's Christmas even though we're in January the year it's still Christmas time like like yeah when I think of Christmas I think of like a radius around the day and the radius
Starting point is 00:02:26 It covers end of Thanksgiving to Christmas. Oh, no, it covers, the radius of Christmas covers end of Thanksgiving to like January. Probably to my birthday, which is the 11th. So it's Christmas until my birthday. Yes, this is the podcast before Kinsey's birthday. So this is technically Kinsey's birthday podcast. Oh, man. This is posted the day before your birthday.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Oh, we have an announcement for you guys. we're increasing the number of episodes we post a week um okay calm down you're welcome calm down everyone i know you're freaking out um we're also not only posting on wednesdays but we'll be posting on saturdays as like a weekend edition and it's a gift to oh it's our christmas gift for y'all yes our year-round christmas gift or yeah yeah um actually i can't promise a year round. Hopefully we'll still have this podcast in a year. But you know, you never know.
Starting point is 00:03:33 I mean, we have plans, but we're staying close by. We're not, we still got a few months to not worry about that. Anyway, make sure you stay tuned for Saturday's podcast as well. Also, as I continue to plug, I'm going to
Starting point is 00:03:54 plug a few more things. Go follow our TikTok. Oh, yeah. Go follow our Instagram, go share our videos, repost them. Do whatever you can because our TikTok username is the underscore podcast. Why does it sound like that? What is that noise? What is going on?
Starting point is 00:04:12 It's just my voice? Maybe. Talk? Hello, my name is Kinsey. Oh, it's gone. No. So it's my robotic. Self coming out. Our TikTok is our TikTok is the underscore podcast go follow that we are really good at posting like everything we post is so hilarious and then our Instagram is what you probably know is the underscore podcast underscore um yeah this is it is annoying is it like my hair too maybe
Starting point is 00:04:43 um but since we did have two weeks off i have a lot of topics to talk about yeah like three um have like five wow eight So here's the first one. I had like this crazy revelation. So I was looking up Trevor Lawrence as one does. Which we'll get more into that later. But this was before everything happened. So I was looking up Trevor Lawrence and me and my brother were talking about it.
Starting point is 00:05:13 And I was like, yeah, I think I remember seeing that, like the internet saying he was a Baptist. And he was like, what? No, he's not. He's a Mormon. And I was like, no. The internet says he's a Baptist, and I'm pretty sure they said he said it in an interview. He was like, really?
Starting point is 00:05:30 His name sounds like he'd be a Mormon. And I'm like, what do you mean? I know what a Mormon's name is like. And then he was like, Trevor Lawrence. And I was like, okay. I never Lawrence. Is he a Mormon? But I bet not.
Starting point is 00:05:46 I think just probably more because of the Trevor part. I guess. But it also said around, like, I was like, I looked up, is Trevor Lawrence a Baptist? Like, is his, like, denomination Baptist? And it was like, Trevor Lawrence is Baptist. It says he is noted for his long blonde hair. And I was like, and I don't know what that has to do with anything.
Starting point is 00:06:06 But here, I have a theory. He's like Samson from the Bible. Oh my gosh. He cuts that hair and his, like, abilities. Yeah. Just gone. He's weak again. He's weak.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Maybe. Is that what happened this weekend? I don't know. Did you get a haircut, Trevor? really okay i i actually do have something else since i have something to go with that i'll say one of my other points um unfortunately the jags are not in the NFL playoffs i mean i wasn't expecting it because we started off so great but um i'm not surprised but yeah nothing ever goes right for us exactly so i looked at the comments on this post that said that
Starting point is 00:06:52 like we lost our chance in the playoffs and here too the comments it says like somebody said it said what can I say we're Jags fans were used to disappointment yeah and then someone was like I'm not even sad or mad or like bitter he's like I'm just numb that is literally the definition of being a jacks yeah literally it's just so funny that it's like the fact that these are commented under a football like football is so just a game but like I take it seriously everyone takes it seriously and like things like that is what people say I'm just I know I'm all I saw this tick talk or something or it's like does anybody even like their football team I broke your pen I broke your pen I'm sorry it's like
Starting point is 00:07:35 does anybody even like their football team yeah literally I know I'm like what do you I don't know like some people like teams because they're good and then everyone else just likes it because it's their hometown yeah and I'm like does anyone even like care I don't know if they're not doing good today to care yeah I don't think the whole game was Trevor Lawrence's fault I do think he keeps throwing a stupid interception not which your your your your it fell we came back today it was on the ground and I was like let's keep it there just keep on the ground yeah but we insisted you be you be back up there because we need you on our podcast. Or we want, not
Starting point is 00:08:24 need, we want. We want. Our podcast is fine without you. But but our O line Yeah, I know. Terrible. Yeah. They just let. They just got tackled like 50 times. And
Starting point is 00:08:38 and we couldn't tackle anybody. Our defense sucks. I don't know. I don't know like, could I have done better? Probably not. Probably. Probably. You know? And I don't know what to say an ultimate topic. I just want to say
Starting point is 00:08:55 that I probably could be better. But they need to try harder. I don't know. They acted like they didn't care. I know. I do like to say, I would like to say that like every time I watch a football game I am like convinced that I could have like caught
Starting point is 00:09:11 the ball or run it or got the touchdown better than them. I have never once said like I could tackle that guy. Yeah, no. Because I can't. That's impossible. I'm but a hundred and thirty yeah i could one hundred percent run that ball i believe that wholeheartedly yeah and catch the ball better when me and chloe uh we went to the falcons game oh boom christmas eve and we got to go on the field and we got to throw a ball on the field and i caught it like one-handed
Starting point is 00:09:42 like not like oh like just like i caught it and brought in yeah because i was recording it with my other with my other hand because koi threw to me and all of the the Colts team was like right next on the sidelines and i was like try to see that i'm only 17 she was i'm a girl and i'm 17 like you'll see that and then i just i feel like that's just the one thing that i have really i thought you were going to say they all like saw and just started like cheering they didn't see i don't think i think it was really early before the game so there was like 20 fans in the stand that were like really dedicated and I I feel like they saw it they were Colts fans sorry not like happy they saw it but they saw it and they probably were like she's probably really
Starting point is 00:10:30 good at every sport she does everything she like she's a really good athlete and I really conceded I'm just saying it how it is okay Katie I didn't say these things these people said it to me did they I mean they thought to I thought you just said they were thinking that they thought it anyway um yeah we probably could have won the playoff that me and kentzy were on the drag whatever yeah no big deal i mean it's unoverlooked talent we never get credit for what we do and i'm tired of it yeah drags recruit us recruit us now please uh so you what are some of your topics okay i have okay so i have three but the first one I just weren't talking to British accent the entire time,
Starting point is 00:11:18 and I already kind of screwed that because we were pirates at the beginning, so I can't really do pirates and British. So that's out. But second one, oh, Gypsy Rose. I'm so proud. I mean, she, have you actually watched any of the interviews of Gypsy Rose? Yes, I have. On Instagram?
Starting point is 00:11:35 She is so, she's thriving. Did we talk about her before? Yes, we have. Okay, well, if you didn't know, Gypsy Rose, her mother had an illness and basically her mother made her believe that she was a sick kid and she couldn't do anything and come to find out it was just the mother like she just
Starting point is 00:11:59 that was a mental illness I forgot what's called but that was a mental illness where you like rely on people who rely on you and so Gypsy Rose was a part of she hired her boyfriend or something to kill her mother and she went to jail for like nine years and she's got out and she's doing great she um i watched the interview with her and she heard the interviewer asked her like do you feel all of these people like saying your mother was a terrible person and she had no like gypsy rose had nothing against her mom she was like it was
Starting point is 00:12:33 like i don't think that's how she really was just you know just her mental illness and i was like good for her for not being like oh my gosh i hate her like everyone else wants her to be and now she's in she was in new york i'm thriving with her boyfriend i thought they were married i don't know you're married yeah husband yeah yeah yeah your husband um not to be like hating on gypsy rose here we go okay but listen listen listen listen listen i like understand why she did what she did yeah i guess um obviously it was wrong she went to jail for it Yeah. But, like, also just the fact that, like, yeah, she had the thought to kill somebody.
Starting point is 00:13:17 I mean, we, like, I guess everyone kind of thinks about, like, what if I go, but she actually, like, she actually, like, went through with it with her boyfriend. Yeah. And I just, like, it's a little scary. Like, you have that thought in the back of your mind. Like, I don't think she would. Yeah, I don't think you. But you have that thought in the back of your mind where it's like, this is a murderer. I know.
Starting point is 00:13:39 And it could be the next serial killer. just want to know what she thinks about it like i mean i i should i need to watch more of her because there's like a whole documentary of just her coming on already came out maybe i need to watch that but like i want to know like she probably does think what she did is wrong yeah but i want to know if she's like she deserved it or like whatever she's nice though i wonder if she's seen them like has has she done an interview where she like says that she's seen the show Or the movie that was about her? Oh, yeah, because they were saying,
Starting point is 00:14:13 because she was, like, going over the things that were wrong that weren't, that weren't accurate. Like, I forgot what it was, but there was, like, one thing. That's got to be crazy. How do you watch it in prison? I'm confused about that. How do you have Hulu in prison? Maybe because she's so, like, famous.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Yeah, I also don't know how she got engaged in prison. I think her husband wasn't, I thought she had a husband before, and he was in, he was another, he was in prison also, but I think your actual husband wasn't even in prison before. I don't really know how that. I mean, you get visitation. I think, like, you've got, like, kind of room with this stuff. But if it's a stranger, how do you find it?
Starting point is 00:14:49 I mean, have you ever seen the Ted Bundy thing with Zach Ephron? No. Never. I'm not going to let that into my life. Well, I think serial killers are interesting. So I watched it. And he had, like, people visit. I think he got, maybe he got married.
Starting point is 00:15:09 I don't know. I think I might have got married. Like strangers, like girls would come and visit him, right? Like, who bought his cues. I was talking about, like, one of his friends
Starting point is 00:15:15 that he ended up having a kid with. Oh. Like, visited. And she, supposedly, I don't know if it's, like, real or not. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:26 She got pregnant in the prison. So they give you, like, a loan time or something? I thought they wouldn't, I mean, I thought they wouldn't, for, like,
Starting point is 00:15:34 serial killers. And then, like, his ex-girlfriend before that other girl, would like visit him in jail and stuff and they'd like be on the out in the courtyard talking man so i don't know maybe it's different for like certain situations but i don't keep on touching is my is there a prison in every state i think i thought i had a bunch of prisons we have a lot of prisons well we which good for us maybe not prisons but jails i thought there was a bunch
Starting point is 00:16:07 Okay, wait. I'm sure we do. There's correctional. Florida's huge. Faculty. I know. I don't realize that. Like, I remember seeing, like, a TikTok or something about, like, the size of Florida
Starting point is 00:16:17 compared to, like, a European country. Yeah. And, like, it's so much bigger. How many prisons are in Florida? Okay. The department had, I guess I'm a department. Yeah. Wait.
Starting point is 00:16:31 I got a little bit of my mom. I got to just do Wikipedia. FDC, which is Florida. The Florida Department of Corrects, I don't know, has a hundred and twenty-eight facilities statewide, including 50 major institutions, 15 annexes, and then seven private facilities. Welcome back, guys. You probably just got a whole clip. Leaped out. Like, taken out. We just, we just forgot where we're at. Anyway, I have a question for you, Kenzie. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:17:07 So, babies can't drink water. Like, they have to drink milk. Like, either, like, breastfed or, like... They can't drink water? Like, little tiny newborn baby. Why not? I don't know. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:17:19 You can't feed a baby, like, that was just born with water. And so it has to either be the, like... Formula or... Or, like, the... Breast milk. Like, yeah, breastfeeding. So, like, how do babies not dehydrate? Like, because we...
Starting point is 00:17:37 need water to live we can only go like what is it a week without water or is water somehow in the formula that's given so i guess because it is water but like i don't know it doesn't make any sense what about like if you are breastfed it's in the breast note yeah there's water in it how that's crazy baby can live without water why can't i i thought adults were stronger than babies exactly Why can't you give a baby water? Okay, so it's because baby's bodies aren't suited for water. That's a, that's stupid. That's a terrible answer.
Starting point is 00:18:20 We're literally 70% water. Yeah. What do you mean? In the womb, you're surrounded by water. Yeah. Okay, so water intoxication. Infants. Too much water dilutes a baby's normal sodium levels.
Starting point is 00:18:42 So they're just getting french fries. Like a glass of water and french fries. Balance all out. Well, okay, they can't, they don't have teeth. So that makes sense why they can't eat french fries. Ew, mashed up french fry. Nying. All right, no one's answering.
Starting point is 00:19:06 okay wait because there's no answer people don't know how to explain no one understands how this work they're just making it up someone donate their baby so I can feed it water you got to
Starting point is 00:19:18 oh man we got to get a baby on the show we can interview a baby our first guest how do you survive if you don't drink water it's not going to talk kensie how come babies can't talk
Starting point is 00:19:32 can we get a they can't drink water they can't can they even like breathe Can we get a doctor or like a nurse major or something on the podcast? That's too serious for it. I just want the one question and I'm like, all right, bye. Just stand right here and we'll be like, all right. So how do babies drink water?
Starting point is 00:19:50 And then you answer and then you leave. Yeah. Another question for you. Because we're going to boot that to the back. Wait, hold on. You can't give a baby soda. Okay, well, that's obvious. Soda's bad for us.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Alcohol too? Oh, my God. What can they do? Babies are so useless. Anyway. So what's... Wait, I'm clipping that, sorry. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:18 What's a piece of information that you received and you just run with it? Like, you don't know if it's true, but you're just like, yep. Ah, that's a lot of things. But I forget, I, that's a lot of... It's happened a lot. Okay, no. It's happened a lot to me, too, but like...
Starting point is 00:20:32 But I just forgot. Forget. Um... If you have a thing, go ahead. I don't. I had a thing when I wrote this topic down, but I don't remember what it is. My dad says a lot of stuff, and I'm like, there's no way that's true. And then I go and repeat it to my friends, though, or to Chloe or something, I'll tell everyone, like, just so you know this happens.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll happen to me, and I'll tell people, and they're like, no. Like, all of it. My dad said it. It's right. Yeah, I'll, like, tell a bunch of people, and then they'll be, like, someone I come across, I'll tell them, and they'll be like, yeah, no, that doesn't actually, that's not sure. That doesn't happen. It's actually blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, I can't hear you. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:21:12 Let me think. Let me think. I really have one. I know for a fact. I think I just, like, I'm so smart that whenever someone tells me something that's inaccurate, I'm like, no, it's not. And it's, like, I know everything, you know? I don't take things and run with it. I take things and I learn from it.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Bam, bars. I can't think of anything I don't even... Okay, how about this stuff in Panera Charged Lemonade makes you die? That's not real. Yes, it is.
Starting point is 00:21:50 I'm like, dang it! No, Panera Charged Lemonade is good. It's fine. That's someone... Someone else died from. Well, guess what? Literally. so janky. It's not that bad. So janky. I got to be honest. I was getting a drink today at Panera. I thought
Starting point is 00:22:13 because the ginger ale, I thought it was the lemon. I was like, could you get this lemon? And then you did it. So that was fine. Yeah. I was like, yeah, I'm going to try it. I just want to test my luck. Um, a piece of information. Oh, talk about your Panera experience today. You said. So I went to, we went to Panera today. And I went to get a drink, and I did glance at the charged lemonade just to... They still have it, do they have it, like, you? I didn't even look at it. Yeah, they do. They, like, have it.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Just to get it just, a baby can go out and drink that. Yeah, just to get the feel, like, oh, my gosh, someone died from drinking this exact one from this exact place. That does not. They should have, like, skull, like, the bone and skull symbol. Yeah, for every person who dies. No, but I went to. to get a, it's like some kind of knockoff, it's like the Pepsi brand
Starting point is 00:23:10 of Sprite, like Starry or something. And so I went to get it. Well, I didn't tell Kenzie the full story. I just kind of explained the craziest part. I was getting it and it like was squirting out the side too. It was coming down and then also going that way, like straight
Starting point is 00:23:26 into my sleeve. Oh yeah. And so my sleeve was like, it's actually pulled up. She was covered and starry. It's like all dripping down my sleeve. I could feel it at my elbow. And it just kept going down my sleeve and I was like oh my gosh it's just like it's just like spraying straight at me yeah and then I'm like okay well this is annoying and so I pull up my sleeve and I'm like can't get me now and then I put my drink under in the the stupid top that like nozzle or the nozzle yeah that like
Starting point is 00:23:54 makes it going nicely yeah shoots into my cut with the spice that's gross actually I don't think about that it is disgusting um she broke the soda machine and so it just shot into my my starry and so i was like and there was a worker right behind me i look at him and he's just still sweeping the floor and i'm like did you see that and he's like okay what if a narrow thing for you to do we just first we're killing our customers now you're just letting this nozzle sit in my drink and not fix it but okay um not going to be like a karen or anything so yeah i wouldn't know what to say Hey, you're, your machine, bro. So I just stare at it.
Starting point is 00:24:37 And then I dumped the starry and the nozzle into the little ice machine. Or like the discard thing. And then I'm like, all right, I guess I'll get ginger ale then. Because my other option was Pepsi or like Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper or something. Or charged lemonade. Or charged lemonade. And one, I don't want to die. Two, don't like Dr. Pepper.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Didn't want Pepsi. And then I'm technically not allowed to drink Mountain Dew. My mom doesn't want me to drink it. Yeah, I don't like that. It's gross. I'll drink it if I want. Did you? I only drink it at camp and I haven't been to camp, so.
Starting point is 00:25:10 I don't remember last time I'm not, dude. Oh, broke the microphone. No, I didn't. Actually, it's still standing. I'm still standing. Today was our first day of school back from break also. I forgot to mention that. It was terrible.
Starting point is 00:25:24 We got a new textbook. We got a new textbook. It's like 5,000 pounds. We took like 5 million notes. What was up with that? I wish podcasting was like the new, so, I mean, it is getting very popular, but I wish it was, like, a thing where, like, everyone had one, but only for, like, our age, because then it's just feel, I mean, also, I don't want to wish that because then we wouldn't be original, like, we are now and unique and funny and awesome, but, um, if we had, like, everyone in our class, like, we, I wish I was, like, a project. I just like to say guys... Podcasting 101.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Sorry. I'd just like to say guys, like, if you do listen to our podcast and, like, you talk to us at first about it and you haven't talked to us since, keep talking to us about it, I like talking about it. Like, don't think that we get annoyed about it. Yeah. We don't. Because we do get like, oh my gosh, so it's talking to us about our podcast.
Starting point is 00:26:27 This is kind of like, like, I guess it is kind of, this seems embarrassing. at first when someone comes up and talks to us but I love it yeah it's great I love it so keep talking to us about the podcast please um just know that we're like someone's listening yeah um what else was I gonna say I was gonna say something else but I don't we okay before starry you're talking about Canara no after that after that's disgusting kensi stop it there was this one guy so I at camp I used to like not want to I didn't used to do the night camping I used to be a day camper so I'd stay with I have mucus so bad I'd stay with my mom in the hotel yeah and there was this one
Starting point is 00:27:15 guy who came with us he doesn't come he didn't come very often but he came with us this year or yeah the year that year I went and um wait the most recent year no I was a night camper because he were there oh I thought you meant like okay fine no Anyway, one of the years I went, this guy came as, like, a helper, a leader. And every morning, you would hear him, like, gagging up mucus in his room, like, the door is closed. And you'd be, like, leaving your door. Or not even, like, even with your door closed sometimes, you just hear, whew. Yep.
Starting point is 00:27:54 And I'm like, that is disgusting. Stop it. I do it so often recently. No. Sorry, guys. So gross. I just, I can't, like, just let's sit in my throat. I have to get it out.
Starting point is 00:28:07 I just don't, I can't do the, I do the, like, I just, like, cough or, like, no. I think it's genetic, because my mom used to do it a lot, and then we were on vacation, like, my whole family was together, not for vacation, for Christmas break, and I was doing it a lot because it was cold, and then I was the only one that was doing it, and I thought it was genetic, but I guess not.
Starting point is 00:28:27 I guess just me. I was going to blame it on my family, like, yeah, my whole family. does it but no it just me so I'm just special like and I do it like I guess really bad whenever I'm playing sports I don't have like asthma but I have like mucus I have induced induced mucus by sports and I do it all the time I have exercise induced asthma I think that's what I have like sometimes it's not just exercise like sometimes I'm like oh I really can't breathe very well yeah but like like the other day that happened and I was like I don't know where my inhaler is
Starting point is 00:29:00 so I just kind of lived I just kind of went Hey wait listen yeah it stops I just kind of like you know went through my day knowing that I was like
Starting point is 00:29:15 kind of I was I was saying that like the other day I think my exercise I think my asthma is exercise induced but because like I run out of I can
Starting point is 00:29:30 not be out of shape that often. Because like, that isn't, yeah, you're not. I'd be running like miles for cheer every week in exercising and doing like, uh, conditioning. Every week. And then I had like
Starting point is 00:29:48 practice for it months before because we have to run the mile for tryouts and under like I don't understand. We all do that. I don't understand. We all do that. No, 10 minutes. We have to run under 10 minutes. And, and, and, you have to run under 10 minutes. And, and, and, and, I don't understand. I, And I don't understand why either. Because no other sport that I play, and I play too sports.
Starting point is 00:30:08 But like no other sport that I know is more than a mile. Literally. I just like to say, like, people say cheers in a sport, but like we're doing like, they condition, like dying. Like, it's not during the game. No. It's weird because it's like the games should be, well, no, practice should be harder. But like, the games is where you sweat a lot.
Starting point is 00:30:27 But then like you probably sweat more. You probably do a lot more. practice. Yeah, just after games, my feet hurt and my throat. But, um, it's over now. Anyway. Yeah. Um, what was I saying? Oh, yeah. Exercise and do sad. I was like, there's no way. Like, I'm midway through the summer. School's about to start. I've been running miles for months, and I've been conditioning for months. There's no way I am this out of shape where I am about to pass out from not being able to, like, breathe. And I'm like, like, just standing there? Or like, during conditioning? During conditioning.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Oh, okay. But, like, I get, like, people breathe heavy while they're exercising, but there's no way that I'm on the verge of passing out and, like, can't breathe and, like, my heart is beating out of my chest. I'm like, no way. And my mom's like, maybe you're just out of shape. I'm like, no, maybe I'm not. There's no way I'm out of shape after, like, doing this for months.
Starting point is 00:31:18 And so maybe now I'm a little out of shape. I haven't done anything in a few months. But, like, there's no way. No way. There's no way. It might be that. It might be asthma, yeah. But, yeah, I was saying the other day.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Saturday. I could not breathe very well. My chest was tight. No, I played pickleball and I was fine. But say, when we're doing pickleball tournament, you cannot break down. Better have 50 inhalers. I found my inhalers, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Yeah, pickleball tournament. If you guys want to be a part of a pickleball tournament and you know us, just give me a little message. And you know us, first of all. Yeah, like you know us. Yeah, like you actually are. I'm not, like if you're, say we do it. have listeners in, like, I don't know, Texas or something.
Starting point is 00:32:03 You're not coming. Don't come down to Florida. Don't come down to Florida. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, I don't have anything else to say. I was going to talk about pickleball. Pickleball. My mom, or maybe it was TikTok, I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:32:21 I get them confused for some reason. Your mom and TikTok. I'm like, which one told me that? But like one of them said, they were talking to, Okay, either it was a TikTok from a doctor or my mom was talking to another doctor. But they were saying that there has been so many, like, torn ACLs and, like, injuries from pickleball, like, specifically. Like, not like it's bad, but it's just, like, so many people are working out now that there's, like, an influx of injuries. What is that way?
Starting point is 00:32:51 Because it's, like, mostly old people. Well, not mostly. Like, it started off with, like, older people. And I think that's just so interesting because I'm, like, pickleball really like people take it that seriously like i'll play it but i won't like dive across the thing to get the ball like i'm like oh man it's out um i love it though yeah pickleball's fun uh we went saturday to play pickleball at the park and there's we we outstead like two couples who came and played outstood like we played longer than two two groups of people you killed them
Starting point is 00:33:28 or something like we beat the heck out of them no no no um but the last one they left because they started arguing about like oh really I guess the guy was like hitting it too high up and she was like I'm not jumping that high to get that ball you need to hit it like not as high or something and he was like I'm not hitting it that high and it was funny so they left
Starting point is 00:33:51 I'm guessing maybe they just got sick and tired of each other or like they didn't want to argue in front of a bunch of other people but pickle ball can be very what's the word? I got angry I did get angry I did get angry I did get angry I played with my brother my mom and my brother's
Starting point is 00:34:09 girlfriend and we like switched teams everyone but only one when I was on TJ's team and TJ won every single game just so irritating what's up about that but like I did terrible
Starting point is 00:34:26 on my mom and Sydney's team and like I didn't get it was the first game with Sydney so I wasn't like angry and then I got over to my mom and I was like this is the worst you gotta take a serious I was like I'm getting so mad I haven't won I'm not winning this game
Starting point is 00:34:43 this is like dumb so yeah and we played Olympic style so we picked countries who we were really that sounds fun what's the point just because it's like the Olympics. Yay! I'm Greece! That's it. That's all y'all did. Yeah, I guess, kind of.
Starting point is 00:35:03 What country did you pick? Well, it was a different country every time. So with Sydney, I was... Who was I? Who? Oh, I was Russia. And our explanation was we wanted to be a dominating country. No mercy. No mercy. We lost. And then with my mom, I was Panama, because, you know...
Starting point is 00:35:25 Panamanians unite. And then with TJ, we were Jamaica. Wow. I think I would do like an accent or so. I thought that as a part like, we did do an accent. For Russian? No, no, no, no, no. Jamaica.
Starting point is 00:35:41 You can only speak in that language when you do that country. That should be the rule for the tournament. All right, you pick China, only Mandarin. Or you pick. We should be Canada. Oh, Canada. Their accent, you know their accent And we're like, what's up, A?
Starting point is 00:35:59 What's up, eh? Is that awesome? No, it's Canada. It's a Canada. Like, literal, I have an actual problem with, like, any accent. I can maybe start it off. But then it turns Italian. So, I'm only, like, 1.1% Italian.
Starting point is 00:36:17 And, okay, let me explain. Because I feel like I say a lot of what I am on here and, like, percentages. And you guys are probably, I don't even know that. She can feel it. I'm only 1.1%. I'm only 1.1%.
Starting point is 00:36:31 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I did 23 and me. Wow, you're so important. 23 and me? Oh, my gosh. You should get, someone get her on a graph. She's really crazy.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Just kidding. I want to do 23 of me so bad. Yes, she's jealous. That's the only reason she's doing it. Life lesson. If someone's bullying you, they're just jealous. That is not good advice.
Starting point is 00:37:05 They can be getting bullied, and then these, okay, someone can be getting bullied and they're like, they're just jealous to me. And then they get punched in the face because they don't do anything about it. Because they're jealous. Stand up to your bullies. Well, yeah, they're just jealousy.
Starting point is 00:37:16 You got to tell people, though. Don't work. Yeah, go up to their base. No. No. You run away. No, say you're just jealous And then run
Starting point is 00:37:26 And then go get a teacher They'll run after you Trying to punch you And then they get in trouble Actually, no seriously though Have you ever thought Like if someone like was mad at you And tried to fight you
Starting point is 00:37:37 What you would do? Yeah, I'd fight back And I'd kill them They'd be dead No no no no I have a plan My bare hands I would let them punch me
Starting point is 00:37:47 I would let them beat the crap out of me I would like to know what it feels like Just like he'd be the pairs I would let them be the living like daylight out of me. I can put you right now and we'll just like we can just fight so you can get it. No, I'm not like asking for it. I'm just saying like if someone tried to fight me and I couldn't like get out of bed,
Starting point is 00:38:05 go ahead. I mean, yeah, you might as well. What is it going to do? You're going to get in trouble. You're going to get suspended. I get days off and in the hospital. Okay, I still get days off to heal. I don't have to go to school and people will sympathize with me
Starting point is 00:38:19 and my teachers won't like be mad. because it's not my fault that I am have brain bleed or you could be known as the person who stood up to the bully and and beat them up and then also get suspended well I mean you were defending yourself it's nice
Starting point is 00:38:35 that we're women because we'd be like I'd sue them if it's a woman that's hitting me then that would that wouldn't that that would balance out but I'd sue them if like a kid at my in my class like punched me because I said something snarky or something I'm just a girl who can't
Starting point is 00:38:51 do anything and then and then they would get like double the punishment yeah but no if i did get into a fight i would probably freeze up whenever i'm like whenever i go to like a new town or something because we're talking about this my family was talking about this and how like we they've had really strange interactions with strangers and they were talking about how they would like see a home like they would see a homeless person they would like be walking the street and some homeless person someone would like pay something to them and um not a homeless person why do i say homeless person just a normal person like a person on the street we're going to say and they would like be able to like defend themselves or like they were asking something weird and they would have a good
Starting point is 00:39:40 comeback whenever someone says something to me and i don't know them like we went to washington dc and when i was younger and i remember like a stranger coming up to me and talking to me And it was like some, it wasn't like they're being weird, like, or like, scary. I'm just scared to talk to strangers. Yeah, stranger danger. I mean, like, and I need to, like, when I become an adult, I'm going to be talking to strangers, but I'm just like, yeah! That's what I just say. I just giggle.
Starting point is 00:40:09 And so if someone were to get in a fight with me, I'd probably giggle. Kinsey talked to a stranger at the Jags game. What? An old lady had her flashlight on. and then she didn't know how to turn her flashlight off. I thought it was so loud. I thought she was saying, like, I don't care or something. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:28 Because I was like, oh, because she says something back. Usually they don't say something back. And I was like, oh, she says something back. And then she was like, I don't know how to turn it off. And I was like, oh, okay. And then she said, I did by one good deed for the day. I was like, yeah, I did. So.
Starting point is 00:40:41 It was the scariest thing. Like, like, I thought she got mad at us. No, but like, I was like telling kids, like, I'm going to tell her her flashlight's on. I'm going to tell it. Like, I was pumping myself up. I'm like, yeah, I got to. I got to tell her. I mean, and it was like a good, like, five minutes.
Starting point is 00:40:55 I was, like, just talking to myself, trying to tell her while I was on. Yeah. It's just the problems of being a shy teenager, I don't know. But I thought she was, like, angry or mad at us because we're, like, teens. Yeah, I were, like, we're so tech knowledgeable. Well, not even because of that. I was thinking just because she thought, like, old people think, like, teens, like, like, it's terrible or something.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Yeah. I like to think that people are nice and, like, everyone has, like, a good part of their heart. But then I'll tell someone like, oh, you drop something. And they're like, I don't care. And I'm like, oh. Like, I have so many examples. But we were, when we were in St. Simons Island for my parents' vall renewal, we were, like, unpacking our car. And also, St. Simons Island is such a touristy town.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Like, there's a touristy town. Like, so many, everyone there was a tourist. But we got an Airbnb, and, like, we're unpacking. attacking our car and then I was like outside getting to him from the car just me and this guy comes walking by on the street and he like
Starting point is 00:42:01 saw me because really close to the road I was like oh hi good morning or good afternoon or something he was like hi and then he like mumbled to himself and he was like they didn't tell me anyone was visiting this weekend and I was like oh like the owners I'm assuming they said they didn't tell them they were anyone's visiting I was like I went inside
Starting point is 00:42:20 I just things like that happen I don't know what to say there I'm just a 17 year old girl I don't know to say that happens too often Yeah more of the story guys Don't talk to strangers
Starting point is 00:42:35 And be nice to people And stand up to your bullies honestly Yeah stand up to your bullies Anyway I hope you guys enjoyed this episode We got a lot to do so
Starting point is 00:42:50 these are going to probably be the length of episodes from now on until we get more like brain space like where I can hold in my head because I just like I can't think of anything
Starting point is 00:43:04 my capacity was full well actually I can think of a lot of stuff right now I can think but seriously this is we got to cut it off I hope you guys enjoyed this episode Please tune in for the Saturday episode. We're really excited to see you.
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