The Poodcast with Kenzie and Kaylee - pool party

Episode Date: May 6, 2025

welcome back to the poodcast, we have a pool party while catching you guys up on the last year we haven't posted. feel free to join the next one, and also download repo to play with us. Enjoy.

You know, oh hey guys welcome to our pool party it's nice to see you long time no see we're back we're back um we're in the pool because it's summertime yeah we decided to go out for today it's really outdoorsy day it's wild right now we rode bikes today and then we got the idea for this podcast And we've been running around, getting stuff ready. You know, hot somewhere like this. I would, like, wish we made lemonade.

I like... Oh, lemonade sounds so good. Yeah. Too bad we don't have it. No. Oh, my gosh. Hey. Oh, my God.

I have this picture. It's, like, really cold, too, for a minute. Anyway, we're just going to guess our stuff. um because this is just kind of an off the ball idea yeah yeah yeah oh oh oh oh oh I agree you're saying

okay yeah so making our own recipe let's do like eight of these using the pool water we don't have any time to go inside yeah wait how many was that

three three four five you're even getting it six selm seven eight

and half for good luck I'm gonna say 11 okay now Kinsey here's the problem we have this sugar water that I found from a honeybee that

flew okay that's not a honeybee how that works it flew past with a flower and it's been delivered it to me it's hair on there Ew! Okay, I just dump it all.

These. These. And these is a lemon juice. This is lemon juice found from the highest lemon tree on the hill. Wow. This is beautiful. It's golden. It looks like peeing.

Now. that we've added all the ingredients this is gross mix mix it together I even hear that all right hmm these cups are found the city of Mason yeah here you go uh so weird Okay. Pull me. Pour me a glass. Good for you. Good. The rest of it is trash. Stop it. Okay, wait. We got to try it out. Smells like lemons. That's good. I like that. That's like fair. That's pretty good. Okay. Follow that recipe. R's recipe

R Yeah And it won't work if you don't have the bee bringing you the flower Because that's like I don't know how to actually make that It just happened to us I don't know you're lucky Yeah right before we started

This like massive bee Can't even explain the size Just like blue path With a pink flower in a pan Turn it upside down It just poured into this Is that how you think? This is really good.

This is really good. I was scared. I was going to be like, I don't know. I was scared. It tastes like dirt. Thank you for making lemonade with us. Now it's time to relax. Yeah.

So if you weren't, if you're wondering, why are we in a pool? Well, I explained earlier when I welcomed you, this is a pool party. Right. Did you know that the podcast is over a year old? Oh, really? Wait. No, I didn't know that. This is like the podcast.

how wait when did we almost year and a half birthday when did we start November of oh of two years a year oh my gosh wow so

we're gonna pretend we had like five episodes yeah year it's cool so this is our one year anniversary lemonade

yes six months late yeah we're having a pool party we invited more people yeah no one else came nobody else is here maybe they're late so while we wait for them

we're going to play some games sorry I don't know we're gonna play some games you said you had a game hmm truth or dare truth or dare pool truth or dare

pool truth are more fun okay you go first since it was your idea so truth or dare Katie truth what's your favorite color yellow

next Truth or there, Kinsey. Air! Actually, I dare you. I dare you to swim across the pool, do a dance, and swim back. That's right off the Noggin. Didn't look that one up? I don't know.

You got to really swim. I don't. You're making it wavy in here. I'm getting nauseous. So it's been over a year since we posted an episode. And let me explain to you why. So Kinsey is in the mafia. Okay.

And so I found out. Okay. I found out that she was in the mafia. She tried to kill me. I was put in witness protection. There was this whole thing. I don't want to get too much into it. But she left the mafia because she realized that it's not.

not the life for her. She killed way too many people and this is not good on her conscience. I never got caught though. She never got caught. But yeah, now we're... And then we graduated high school. So, and we've just been kind of planning

for the next episode. All these other months. Sweet. Right. All the other months from June to now, which is April? Yes. We have been planning this episode. so we don't have any

boring parts right so next game a lot happened during this a lot did happen and I can't seem to recall Jesus has risen

Jesus has risen he rose last week Easter was last week yeah these are itchy you're literally being like worse than a baby babies can't talk

I'm being like a toddler that's what I meant like people okay but babies don't go in the pool and put clothes on toddlers do it What games have we been playing recently, Kaylee? Tell us about that. Because we haven't played Fortnite in a long time.

We haven't played Fortnite since, like, summer. Yeah. Every time I try to go on Fortnite, it always ask for a new update, and I always sit there. I'm like, okay, I'll wait, and then I go to sleep again. We play repo. If you guys haven't played that. Repos is pretty fun.

Yeah, if you're listening and you want to play repo, it's $10, you can join. Yeah, join us. It's so fun, actually. It's a lot better when more people play. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Sorry. I can't believe we haven't. We've switched sides. Universal. No more. Disney. We are Disney adults now. Proudly. Yes. Disney is the new hyperfixation. Yeah. I constantly think about Disney World. We went two weeks ago, and I went to Epcot for like a long time. And the thing with us is that we just like today, we were just wanting to be outside, like just do something outside because we both have like nothing to do today. And then we randomly got the idea to film in a

episode. I mean, we have been planning. We've been planning for this episode, but also we it was a surprise to us as well. And when we went last week, two weeks ago Disney, the day before I was like, let's just go Disney. Because she has passes and I bought a ticket. And it was really fun.

Epcot is really fun. And so now I'm getting passes and I think we're going to be like really bad Disney adults. If you've been to Disney recently, everyone can agree that the best ride there is Guardians of the Galaxy. I like, I, like I want to cry about it.

Yeah. It's so good. So they have six different songs with Iran, September, one way or another. Everybody wants to rule the world. Tonga. Disco Inferno. Disco Inferno. And we've gotten three out of the six.

Yeah. Because we wrote it three times. I wrote it one time before, but I got September and then we got September again, which, honestly, my favorite song on the ride. So I'm not complaining. Yeah. But we still need disc. go inferno one way or another, and everybody wants to rule the world. Like, we were talking about it.

We want to get married on the ride. Like, it's really, we have to get married. We came up with a whole plan where it's like the priest would be in the back row. Yeah. And then whoever, like, we'll use Kimsey as an example. She's getting married, whoever her maid of honor is. Yeah. And then her husband's, uh, best man.

Yeah. Best group. Yeah. Best group. Not best group. There's one group. Okay, yeah. Best man. And then Kinsie and her husband in the front seat.

Yeah. And the priest is like doing the thing from the back seat. Doing the thing. He's doing his thing. He's doing his thing from the backseat. And then we see I do on the drop. Yeah. And all the guests who are really important go on the same car as her.

Yeah. It's like my dream now. Like I just can't stop thinking about it. Actually, we saw a wedding there. We did. Yeah, it's not on the ride. They just started like, they formed a line. and we're like marching down the streets of Epcot it was kind of crazy because they stopped in

the Italy pavilion and I think it's so funny because they're like they had their wedding and their like ceremony at Epcot and then technically they had their like reception and everything but like where did they get married at probably like under the Epcot ball that's just like next to spaceship earth yeah like under the Epcot ball I wonder where they did that had to have been like It's the only place, right? I was thinking, like, oh, maybe they got married. Well, I was thinking they got married in a different park. But that'd be weird to have all of, to go on this, this, that wouldn't be romantic.

Subway. The Monorow? Yeah, there we go. And, like, everyone's just in, like, all over the bridal. Oh, maybe that. I don't know. Like, where would you get married to Epcot? Where's a big open space like that?

I don't know. I bet they probably have, like, a room or a building. And it's the Flower and Garden Festival, so it was really nice, too. pretty inflow. I don't even know what to set up for the wedding. They just have to pay

probably a million dollars. Yeah, I want to know what those people did for a living. We did look up how much it would be to rent Guardians of the Galaxy

for the day. And it was like $200,000 because the ride is like the most expensive one of the most expensive rides to ever be built. Which is crazy.

Like it's a good ride. But it's not, I feel like one of like the huge rides would have been more expensive. Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I was surprised when I saw it, like, the most expensive ride built.

It was like $500 million to build that ride. That's insane. That's insane. Good for Disney. That's why their prices are so high. Yeah. And if I have to keep paying really high prices to go to Disney for them to build more rides a lot.

Oh, yeah, okay, sorry. I would do it. I don't know how they replicate that. Honestly, I was also thinking we were all talking about on the way home after that night. Like, I think, it's honestly just like because they play music that people know and like the thrill of like waiting to see what song you get is what makes it so much more like when that when the ride starts is when they play the music and everyone's like is so surprised I think that's they just made more rides

with like good songs that weren't just like from the movie I guess I don't know is there any other rides that like play song and like rock and roller coaster yeah rock and that does what's the uh is that the one there yeah okay what is it isn't the one universal two isn't the big one oh yeah you get to pick that you pick your oh okay um so that's what we're going to be obsessing over for the next couple years something that i'm going to tell you guys you're probably not interested i told kensi this yesterday you can see your like pediatric doctor and dentist until you're 20 because they go all the way up to like through your teenager and her dentist just wants her wisdom teeth yeah for some reason they're really interested in

keeping her wisdom teeth every time i go to the dentist it's supposed to be like the last two three times i went it was supposed to be my last visit and every time they're like looks like your wisdom teeth might be coming in but we want to do another scan just to make sure you can't get enough of you yeah and they're like so we're just going to see you again for another visit like in six more months right yeah wow if they do it again my next one i'm going to be like no Um, yeah, wait, so you haven't gotten any wisdom teeth taken out? Have you never, like, had pain with it yet? Not really.

Do it? So they have, like, have they seen your, like, you do have wisdom teeth? They've seen one. Yeah, they don't take it. They don't take X-rays or something? No. I've only had, like, one taken. It was 2021. So how do they know if you have more? Like Zendaya, she doesn't have any wisdom teeth. Because they know that I at least have one. And that's why they want to do the scan. Oh. Maybe you're some weirdo when it has one wisdom two. But it's like they used to only take out

the one, like, my, only one of mine was show, or two of mine were showing. They just took all of them out on both sides. How much do you have? How many wisdom teeth? Yeah, is it four on each side? No, two on each side. Yeah, top and bottom.

Yeah. Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. We should be talking about that entire podcast. We did not want that song. No, we didn't. It didn't turn out to be that bad. It was like, the first time I went on it, it was, it was all three, all three of the times I've been on it was with her. And the first time, I was, like, terrified because I have this, like, weird thing about roller coasters.

I don't know. I can't explain it. Because, like, I guess it's just heights, but I'm fine, whatever. And Kaylee was explaining the ride to me, and I was like, oh, my God, I'm going to die because she, like, she was, like, it's pretty, it's pretty wild, but it's fun. And then when I went the first time, I loved it, but then I also felt like I was going to die. we went on a second time and I was like really nervous before because I was like oh man I'm gonna die and then after second time I was like I was really fun ride and the third time was like this is a really fun ride yeah that's my replay thank you that's her replay I went on the first time with my mom and I was like wow this is my favorite ride and then I went on it again I was like yeah this is my favorite ride and then I went on it again and I was like there's no question I love this ride and then I went on it again and I was like there's no question I love this ride and I have to come on it again and I have to come on it again and I have to come I'm back. I have to go back as soon as possible. And now, like, I haven't ridden Space Mountain or Splash Mountain or Mount Everest and all that.

But she says that might be good. I think she's going to be fine. I might watch a video right now. And I know you're, like, scared to Splash Mountain because of that one big drop. I know. But it's really not bad. I know. Collie tells me that, too.

It's so easy. And, like, the rest of them, there's, like, a little bit of a drop. but it's like a like during the ride before the big one yeah um and it's like into a really dark place it's like that beginning drop in a spring off really probably a little less i i know i can do it i'll be fine i'm gonna get kensie to go on them guys don't even worry but i'm like really stubborn i'll sit on the ground and in the middle of disney world i think i can get her on Splash Mountain. What else would I say?

I need to be drunk in order to do that. Everest, if you rode Everest before, like, really not bad, I'd argue to say it's almost the exact same as Guardian. But see, you're, you have to argue it. Like, it's not like a common thing. It's like, yeah, it kind of is, you know, you know what I'm saying? Okay. I just said I'd argue as, like, a saying.

I think it's the exact same. Guardians, besides the fact that you're outside and it, look. It's more intimidating because you're... It's supposed to seem more intimidating because it's supposed to mimic, like, climbing Everest. So, why travel the world? Exactly. When you could go to Disney.

I don't need... Eyeball, I need a Disney World. Literally. Actually, I'm just kidding. I want to travel the world. But for now, while I'm poor and in college, Disney will do. I'll take the discount. So I looked up 20 things to 50 summer activities

to do with your best friends this summer. Let's see what they say. Okay, these are all... Boring. origami. What's going on? Okay. Wait!

No! I'm going to save any questions to ask friends. Okay. Funny questions. Have you ever eaten dog food? Really important. You? Yeah.

We are going to play. Drink it. No, answer it or drink it. But because we are underage and we don't want to drink alcohol. we're going to drink our lemonade that we made yeah the wonderful lemonade okay question number one have you ever farted in class yes i'm gonna drink it wait if i don't answer i have to drink it you have to drink it if i do answer i'm gonna get drunk okay lemonade do you think your name is sexy do i think my name is sexy yeah

Kaylee. No. I don't. Because your answer was Kaylee. Kaylee. No, I don't. Because that kind of makes me uncomfortable. Yeah, it's your name. I think my name is like, I think of a flower. Kylie.

What does my name actually stand for? I'll look it up. That's why I'm here. But I think it's because, like, my old room, like, when I was little, was, like, kind of florally, and garden-y looking. And you know how, like, moms, like, put up your name and, like, they decorate your nursery and your room. Yeah, so annoying. I think that's where the correlation of me, my name being Kaylee and flower coming up,

because my room was gardeny, and that's probably how I saw my name, because it was covered in flowers. You want to know it's actually kind of fine. It's kind of what your name means. What? So Kaylee is a combination of the names Kay and Lee, and Kay is Greek for Catherine. and it means pure. And then

Lee is an old English word Leia or Leigh or Miss Lee, meaning meadow. Pure meadow. It's pure meadow. I'm a pure meadow. Man. Kaylee may also have roots in the Irish name.

Kaladi. And the Irish word, cool, meaning slender. Yes. Let's go. Slender pure meadow. Slender pure meadow. That's like your,

You remember an animal jam and you would pick your name? Yes. And they would be like random and it'd be like, foxy, smart cow. That's. Is that what you did? You did random names? Because my name was Kaylee 213. No, no, no, no.

Like, oh no, maybe it was for pet names. Yes, it was pet names. You could do your person's name too like that, but you could also. Oh, I think I did do that. I got an apple. I got a Garmin watch also. Since the time being apart in case I don't want it. I can look at the time now.

Okay. Go on. What is the worst thing you would do for $1 million? So my, okay, I'll tell you what I thought. My first thought was kill someone. But I don't think I would kill someone to you. I don't think I could do that. Um, oh, I don't know.

I don't know, like, cry. Cry. No, no, um, I don't know. I wish she had options. Okay, but here's the thing. Okay. If you're doing something to a person. Like, yeah, does it have to be someone else?

I know neither of us would kill somebody. Right. But if you were to harm someone, like, you had to knock someone out or something or like I don't know stab them but not in a fatal way yeah stab them but like I don't know

something that would hurt somebody else would you be able to explain it to them before you do it or do you have to do it and like not explain why you did it no I would explain no but is that a oh is that what the yeah with a person no well I'm saying like is that something that is allowed

like are you allowed to tell them yeah in this scenario. Where I not get my million dollars. You know, I think, the worst thing I would do for a million dollars is work my butt off.

I think, I think, that's a great answer. I know. But I think that in this scenario, you're not allowed to tell them. Yeah.

What you're doing. And, like, why you're doing it. Yeah, because, like, if this is, like, a situation where, like, you're a hit man and you're going to get paid

to kill someone, you can't tell them you're going to kill them. Yeah. Because you won't get paid. So would I knock somebody out not being able to explain it you could technically explain

and knock them out and they wouldn't remember no but you're not allowed to explain that's the rules okay because good chances they do remember they're not going to get amnesia from it's what happened and tangled no no he did it he like woke up and he's like whoa and then he realized

are you farting there's bubbles coming from Gilly's butt no it's just the floaty you win the pool party it's because I'm sitting on the floaty You're killing it. She didn't really answer the last question. She just said she'd work for it.

Yeah. Kind of lame. Like, I don't even know what that can mean. What is the hottest name for a guy? What? Like, because I think of, like, when I think of... We were just talking about last night how we don't talk about guys in public. Well, this is...

Unless it's us, too. This is a podcast, answer or drink. Oh, I'm drinking. She's not going to answer. But I was going to say, because, like, I don't want to... This sounds terrible, but I don't want to marry a guy that has a weird name. I agree. I want to like the guy's name.

I agree. You want to, you want to like. Because then I have to say it all the time. But then you could just call him a different name. His name is like Todd. He's like, Travis. Like, you know. Not that I think.

I don't know. Okay. I don't, I wouldn't even know how to answer that. I don't want to know. Like, I don't really have names in my head. I just. I don't either. When I hear a name, I'm like, I like that name.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then if I hear a name, I'd be like, man, I'd hate to have that name. I hate to have that name. Have you ever been in a pool with clothes on? Yes. Prior to this, too, by the way. Have you ever noticed someone fart in a public place? I have.

Yes. Right now. I'm not farting. And this is not public. Okay, okay, okay. This is private property. Okay, this is my last question. What is your most embarrassing high school memory?

That's embarrassing high school memory. Yeah. Well, I did everything in my power not to be embarrassed. I'm sure there's one more embarrassing than this. Not like, yeah, okay, it's hard. Go ahead. But I think it was junior year, maybe. It was a spring game.

Oh, no, my. Spring football game, and we were cheering at it. And I go up into a stunt, a lib, and this is like in front of people. This is during the game. Okay. And we didn't hit the stunt. So I fell, and they didn't catch me. So I landed on the trap.

Yeah. So one, it hurt. But two, like, you can kind of play it off if you fall from a stunt and they catch you. Like, you purposely meant to come down from it. Yeah. If you land the right way. But the fact that I just smacked the floor in front of the student section and, like, all the parents, super embarrassing. Yeah, that sucks.

It's like, you can't do anything about it. Like, it wasn't your fault. But, like, you're the, like, people, like, are looking at you. Yeah. But my bases in my back spot, they got yelled at. Because I honestly don't think it was my fault. I didn't have

very good bases. Yeah, I don't get out they just... Well, they mixed up our bases. It wasn't like our normal stunt business. It was like JV and Varsity together. Oh. And I think I had two JV bases. That's scary. So... Yeah, I'd be frightened by that. That's probably my most embarrassing

high school memory. That's a good one. I like that one. I can't think of one I've been embarrassed multiple times my mind blinks out If you had to choose To lose one part of your body What would it be?

It can't be like a pinky or a pinky It's gotta be some I don't know It's like impossible Like an organ I can say My gallbladder I don't need it Your organs

My Okay so there's like five things I could take My legs my arms and my head No your eyes That's an organ Your eyes are an organ Yes Okay well that count

Would you lose one eyeball? Yeah, I would. Would you lose an ear? Oh. You know what? I got to tell you a story. I didn't tell you. I would lose.

Yeah, I'd lose an ear. Anyway, the story I had to tell you. I was in the nail salon a couple of weeks ago, and I was sitting waiting for my mom to get done with her nails because I got done my nails first. And I sat by this random guy, this old guy. I don't want to say, probably in the 60s. And he was just sitting there, and he started talking to me,

and he was, like, very loud. whatever. But one of his eyes was like, like, it looked like it was blind. Like, you know, it has like the tent over his eyes. It looks like a cataract kind of, where it's like white. And he was talking, and I like noticed him, but I didn't see anything about it. And he was just telling me about like where he's from. He's from like Seattle. And he like, he came down

because his job, like, it was better for his job. He grew weed, by the way. And, and sold medical marijuana. And he was telling me how there's no nightlife in time. and then I was like yeah it's and I was like yeah I whatever and then I'm like and then he asked me where I was from whatever and then he said that he was really smart guy he had a bunch of like peachies or whatever but so he told me that his eye he was playing with his kid or something and his kid hit his eye with a belt buckle and his eye fell out it was just hanging on a string like that and he had to pull it back and I I guess I was like trying to I think they put his eye back because it looked like it was his eye it just like messed up like I guess it just like the nerve was cut so they couldn't see anything but yeah so i don't want to have my eye fall out of my head no that's my answer so not your eye not my eye my ear because my ear like there's nerves but i don't like things like thinking i don't like thinking about things like hanging on plus you can cover that

with your hair exactly and that'd be a cool story what's the worst purchase you've ever made This pool. That's pool. No, no, no, no. Yeah, worst purchase. The worst purchase I ever make is any purchase not Disney World. That's my answer. I agree.

Dirty questions to ask your friend. Have you ever cheated on your romantic partner? I don't. Yes. Just kidding. It's not possible. Yep. I'm about safe.

Anyway, I'm ready when you are. I hope you enjoyed this episode. It's a calming episode. Yes. I hope you feels in. I'm not really. I feel really zen. I'm feeling kind of...

This lemonade, I think. I think the sugar is, like, is making me super tired. I don't know how. I've just, like, kind of realized how dirty the pool looks. Or it's really gross. And I'm, like, starting to get repulsed.

Like, I don't want to move because I don't want to, like, feel the dirty water on my skin. Anyway, guys. Hope you guys enjoyed this episode. Hopefully, we'll post more than... one. It's summer's coming up, you know.

Summer's coming up. Kinsey's going to be on 50 vacations. Yeah. Well, I can vlog. You can vlog. We could do that one day. One post. We could, like, vlog while you're in epic universe,

and I'm in Bahamas, and we can, like, split. You know what I'm saying? We should blog our next thing. That's what I'm saying. Oh, we could do that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. Next Friday. You'll see a new thing coming out.

it's going to be surprised if you're listening to this on a podcast streaming service the blog for disney will not be on that it will only be on youtube it's too much work but it will be under the podcast account so yeah hope you guys enjoyed this episode love you guys keep praying for us peace how