The Poodcast with Kenzie and Kaylee - Saying our Goodbye

Episode Date: January 13, 2024

Welcome to Death Row. This is a sad episode to say the least, we are saying goodbye to many different podcast additions. We definitely don't talk about the government or witness protection program and only talk about washing clothes and wishing we were ducks. 

Maybe I'd be a duck. Oh, a duck would be great. I think I'd be a duck because I can swim, I can fly, I can walk. I got everything. Welcome to Death Row. I am your host, Kenzie. And I am your other host, Kaylee. And today, the reasoning this podcast is called Death Row.

Let me explain. Because we probably had multiple people get, just click off. Yeah. Death Road. Thank you. So we have our extravagant, extravagant, beautiful, gorgeous, amazing wall. But I'm sick and tired of it. It's ugly.

It's dumb. It's not current, really. It's 2023. It is. It is 24, New Year, New Year. Wall. Yeah! So, New Year

New Wall, Death Row happens now. If you can see, if you're on the YouTube version, we do not look like ourselves. We have to put on an identity. Because she gave me the worst wig. These people,

well, I wouldn't look cool. Just kidding. I just handed her that one. I look like I've been sleeping for five hours. Or five hours? Five years. well you look great kinsie i don't know what you're talking about um anyway what was i going to say death row yes it's death row um things are outdated we need to move on we have an identity we have

the wigs on to cover up our identity because these people these things have got to know us and if we betray them like that we can't we will never be able to add them again if they become relevant to us but for now we're getting rid of them and so if these people get rid of them they won't remember right back yeah so so so we would do a hair color like that's not exactly exactly um so anyway welcome back to the podcast uh and this we'll be having a serious discussion on what is removed and what stays so yeah kinsie Oh, I'm starting? No, no, no, no.

I'm going to say something. We are here. We are in court today for the topic of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. He is on Tier 1. Only one on Tier 1. Yes. We will now be taking a vote. Everybody have their decisions in mind.

Everyone ready? All right, we will be taking a vote. All in favor for keeping Jesus at Tier 1. one and the only one in tier one, say aye. Aye. All right. Moving on. Oh, me? Okay.

Next order of business, all in favor of keeping Cody Coe on tier two? Say aye. I. Okay, good. Good. For our next subject, we have Trevor Lawrence. All in favor for keeping Trevor Lawrence at Tier 2. And this is not on the topic of moving him in Tier 2,

just keeping him in Tier 2. So he could go to spot number 3 in Tier 2, Spot 4. But keeping him in Tier 2, say, aye. I. Okay. Okay. I thought that's okay. All in favor of keeping fortnight just in tier two, yeah, tier two, say I.

Aye. Okay, next order. Tom Blythe, keeping him in tier two. I don't know. Oh, are we voting? I'm thinking. I'm thinking of my vote. I don't really know what to say for this one. Okay, all in favor for keeping Tom Blythe in tier two, say I.

Nay. I didn't say that yet. All in favor for moving him down, say I. Aye. He's not off the list yet, but he's, I'm losing interest. Yeah, exactly. I mean, like, still love you, Tom Blythe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

tier two let's move you down yeah all in favor of keeping Harry Potter and tier two say I all in favor of moving relocating Harry Potter to a lower tier say I okay all in favor of keeping Benvolio in Tier 3 Say aye. Aye. I think it's current. I don't agree. So what now?

There's two people. Well, we need a third. Here, I need to have my explanation. We don't talk about Benvolio enough. Okay, that's true. We mentioned him once. We mentioned he's very good looking. But other than that, when has he been mentioned?

That is true. I just kept him up there because it looks good. So I think, I don't know. know if he should stay on at all yeah he was he was mentioned once and yes he is a good looking guy but he is dead he is dead we hate dead people so i say um all in favor for relocating benvolio to a lower level say i all in favor for removing benvolio say i all in favor for removing benvolio say aye aye I'm sorry Vinnie Binnie Bobby

Maybe if you stayed alive We might actually still like you I have an interesting thing for this next one So go ahead Oh all in favor of keeping one direction on tier three Say I

Okay all in favor of relocating one direction to tier a lower tier say I oh okay all in favor

you're not going to know what I'm going to think my three options what other option can you have? There's another option all in oh okay you know what okay never mind all in favor of removing one direction all together I

Ah! Wait, I can't say it. I don't go on the podcast. Okay, I just want to move you. I forgot to vote. That's my vote. Explain what you want, and I'll explain what I want. Because I feel like we're just using them.

Like, we don't, I mean, tier three is a lower tier, but like, well. Yeah, I don't like them enough. I think they should stay. Never mind. I change my vote again. I think you should say. saying tier three here's mine here's my you want to move them up okay one I like

one direction I they're one of my favorite like people like artists but that's not my reasoning we want them on the podcast I posted a TikTok about it they haven't responded maybe it's because they're on tier three yeah maybe they watched our podcast they watched our podcast and they're upset okay fine

wait what do we do with Harry Potter do we move them down or do we yeah hold on let me write these down we can move now no we'll do it after okay I repent boy down and then Lawrence oh just to the right switch him with Fortnite right so on the case of one direction we move them up I. Agreed. Approve. Okay. Oh. Yeah. On the case of Universal Orlando Annual Passes, to keep them on Tier 3, all in favor, say I. To move Universal Orlando Annual Pass to Tier 2, say I.

To move Universal Orlando Annual Pass to Tier 2, say I. To move Universal Orlando Annual Pass to Tier 2, say I. pass to a lower tier, say I. To remove Universal Orlando annual pass, say aye. Aye. Here's our explanation. We don't go. We don't go. We don't have it. Just looking at it makes me sad. Yeah. What if we get in McGett? Then they're back up. Okay. But see, that's why we have the wigs on.

Oh, right. We can always, yeah. Yeah. Josh Allen was just added he he just a sticky note he hasn't even had his chance yet oh we didn't even talk about trolls this is what uh the other kinsie bring trolls three and jennifer lawrence here and we'll we'll oh shoot um okay okay okay anyway oh josh allen i don't even think we should vote on him he's hasn't even had a month has a day oh yeah okay uh trolls three okay this is a different topic this is a different thing um we didn't add these Jennifer Lawrence and trolls three we did not add these the other kensy and chloe did aren't kinsie kensie kentz hey who's kinsie and kaly did the other kinsie and kaly did um

so we will vote on these to keep them on the board or remove them on the board or remove them board all in favor of trolls three staying on the board and finding a new place to wait to stay oh on the board staying on the board but finding relocating somewhere because they didn't really have a place it was on Cody and that's just disrespectful yeah it's kind of so all in favor say I so are they not on tier three no these are just like voting a waiting area. Okay. I. I don't watch Patrol's 3, but the music is really good, so. Yes.

We can keep it. Jennifer Lawrence. What's that face, Kaylee? I love Jennifer Lawrence, but Wow. What is going on? I can agree to move her down.

With Logan Paul? Is Logan Paul going to stay up there? We don't know. Yeah. Good point. Good point. So, why not tier three? Let me put trolls three down and do like, uh, stay a question mark of relocating.

Hey, mean girls comes out tomorrow. Oh! Chris Briney. Conrad. Okay, I'm not, I don't care that much about, okay, I don't, okay, I don't dislike Connor, what's his name? Conrad. Chris Briny.

Chris Briny that much, but I don't like the people in it other than... Oh my gosh, you keep kissing the mic! Yeah, I don't care to watch it because it's a musical. I like musicals, but I don't want to watch Mean Girls the musical.

There's already a Mean Girls out, but I'm going to watch it because of Chris Brine. I did the Chloe, like it's based off the actual, like, play or musical, like Chloe did the play at her theater. It was bad because it was... And I'm so proud my sister is involved

and things like that, but it wasn't the best play. That's all I'm going to say. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out if trolls three is still in the theaters. But I think we should watch it. Wait, wait until it goes there. Jennifer Lawrence, she's cool, but like what is she, like, what is, yeah, Jennifer Lawrence, Hunger Games, that was years ago.

Yeah, Jennifer Lawrence, no hard feelings. It was good, but worth being on the tier three list? Not to me. your opinion well i feel like tier four currently it's very messy but i think it goes with the things that we don't like and to say that we necessarily don't like jennifer or unless we just change tier four all together i agree i agree see i agree with you i don't think jennifer lawrence belongs with these things But in the future of Tier 4, maybe it won't look like this. So maybe, here's my suggestion.

We put Jennifer Lawrence on a waiting list. See where she belongs. A separate wall. At the end of the removal. Okay, okay, okay. All right, Jennifer Lawrence. Wait list. Wait list.

Okay. Next matter of business on tier four now. All in favor of keeping Logan Paul and the Logangers for life on tier four, say aye. I'm just going to skip to it. All in favor of removing Logangers in general off the tier four list. Off the tier four. No, off the wall. Say aye.

Aye. Okay, by Logan. Okay, I have a way of making this faster. We say the thing and we say either keep, increase, remove, or decrease. Okay. All right, Jackson DeVille. What's your opinions? Well, if there, okay, if we're talking about like an X.

Yeah. I think it needs to go down. if we're talking about Speedo Okay So I don't know Jacksonville is cool I don't think he deserves to Yeah I think he stays

But I think he needs a new picture Yes So just remove the sticky note And get rid of his picture And then put the sticky note back Shakespeare I think we should take it off I think we should take it off

Because we're in a new semester We're not talking about him anymore Get him out of here He shook the whole wall We did that physics ap physics okay here's what I think it's a big

um part of our life yes it's basically a big reason on why we have a podcast yeah I hate it though I really hate it just move it down um but does it deserve that

does AP Physics 1 prep deserve to be Tier 3 with Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift? Exactly. But without Jesus, what are we? We're not removing Jesus! Okay, wait. I'm not saying we remove Jesus.

He stays on there forever. I know. Same, like, argument. No, it's not. So AP Physics 1 move down okay

I'll stop fighting what your what your conscience is telling you okay interstellar keep I say we keep it down move I say that's pretty accurate I'm taking this off the trash

thing I mean it is trash but this is not how we do the wall we don't criticize what we do but you know what I'm saying All right, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, I made up my mind. I made up my mind a long time ago. I want to remove them. I do too. Get them off the wall.

I'm tired of seeing their faces. Like, okay, they're not relevant. They've never been relevant. Okay, I'll say it. They are never been relevant. I mean, people talk, she is the most famous woman a lot, person probably alive right now. But now the, like, the criticism of them is even more irrelevant. Like, I don't even want to talk about them anymore.

like I don't yeah and then we're done this is it okay so this is our finished product now we have to move stuff around

oh okay I'll do that I we also need to add more stuff up there like I mean okay we can't like yes we can't like produce it has to be organic

it has to be natural roll okay so um now that we're new and i'm okay my forehead keeps getting bigger uh i have a question for you can see oh you could be any animal in the world not a dog not a cat what would you be shark not actually no why no no no no i would be definitely a sloth i would definitely be a why because um oh i hate things they sleep so long i just and i think that they swim very well they stay up in the trees all day so they don't get attacked by predators they eat leaves and they're i think they're just so content like there is something to be said about a animal like a sloth because they are just so like I mean I'm assuming they're happy like they just are fine with

what they have and they think I just think they're grateful they seem like a grateful kind of animal you know when I look at a sloth I think of like just peace would you not be annoyed moving that slow for the rest of your life because you're used to it no like you know how like a bug like they fly really fast and they think that were slow maybe slow Loths just think that were really fast like bugs. Okay. I think that's how it is. Or maybe they're just actually intentional.

I don't know. I forgot. I don't know if it's like they're intentionally slow. Like they're just doing that because they had to conserve a bunch of energy or that like they just can't move faster. Oh. I think you probably move faster if they tried. I was going to say chinchilla. Okay.

Chinchilla. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. I said I was going to say a chinchilla. but i changed my mind because i heard that they like die really fast so my life would be shortly lived

so i think i don't know what i'd be maybe a toucan why because they're kind of ugly like they're funny they're beautiful have you seen rio have you seen rio they're in rio he's and he has a wife and a happy little family and they're by you to pop okay anyways and it's played by that one guy from as I'm trying to continue to say

I'm not meaning ugly they're funny looking in a like a cool you said what you said you can believe it I can see I'm gonna I'm gonna continue explaining they're funny looking in a cool

way but they're also like Why is your nose so long, like your beak? I think I'm also, I'm also thinking about, like, have you seen that picture where it's, like, a toucan without its beak? No. And it's like a human face. That's what I think about when I think about a toucan. So.

Aye, aye, aye, aye. Tucan without nose. Or without beak. But, like, wouldn't you want to be a flying animal? Maybe I'd be a duck. Yeah, it's like a bug. Maybe I'd be a duck. Oh, a duck would be great.

I think I'd be a duck because I can swim, I can fly, I can walk, I got everything. What I think about ducks all the time is how come, like... Plus, I get fed all the time, like, random food. Yeah, people love to feed ducks. Yeah. So... I would just hang out of park. Oh, in Central Park?

Being a duck in Central Park? Man, that's a lie. Man, like... You just have a bunch of tourists feeding you pretzels and diet Coke or whatever. Oh, man. Listen, being a duck in general, you can fly to Central Park. And then when you're done with all the noise, but also you got fed, like, you're a fool. You can fly to, like, I don't know.

Yeah, you fly at the south during winter. Anyway, I'd be a duck. Because I could go anywhere I wanted in the world. Fly there. I can swim whenever I want. I get fed all the time. Yeah, but wouldn't a sharky. But I'd be a yellow duck.

Ew. Oh. You want to be a brown duck? The one duck from Guy in your grapes I'd be that duck Did that call the duck song? The duck song

Yeah Anyway, I don't I think Ducks I don't understand how ducks don't get Or like birds that fly and sit in the ocean How do they not get eaten by sharks more? Are there ducks in the ocean?

What did you just say? I said are there ducks in the ocean Like in the middle of the ocean? I mean, offshore, yeah. Like, when we go fishing in the Keys, we look for, like, 20 miles offshore. We look for birds. That's what we find our fish. And it's just weird, because they're like, like, you don't see land for, like, miles.

And these birds are just sitting in the ocean. And, like, that's just a scary thing about how come, I mean, we don't know. I guess it's never been observed, maybe. But how come, like, I think a shark roots come up and eat you. And you were a duck in the ocean. Okay, well, then don't land in the ocean for that long. Like, I mean, you could go for a lot. Yeah, I know.

It's the same. way as being a human yeah but birds it's the same thing as being a human deep that was deep being a duck is basically being a duck is literally being a human so what okay so what you're saying is

don't wish for a new life be great for the one you have right now yes but as a duck it is a little bit better than being a human because it's the same thing as being as a human but it's like an angel oh my gosh

a duck is a land angel an earth angel they're like a land sky and ocean angel because they have all three what's the last one wind earth no but that's what I'm saying it's like a duck is just a human

with wings and a human with wings is an angel I'd rather be a indestruct like a fireproof duck. Because they have all four. Wind, earth, fire, and air. Wait, wind, earth, fire, no. Air, wind, okay.

Air, fire, earth, and water. Gosh. Okay, well, so moral of the story, me and Kenzie are going to be indestructible ducks. I was going to say to me and I forgot. Hey, I went to Disney once, like, a few years ago, and, like, these people my mom worked with, went with us.

And it was, like, in my next life, I would like to be a Disney duck And like I resonate with that But not in my next life Because I don't have a next life And it's in heaven with Jesus and the new earth But But if I could choose another life

I'd be an indestructible duck I want to know what I mean You just get popcorn Then do you all day Popcorn Well I don't want popcorn all the time These little kids, I'd be like, quack, quack, quack, get me something else.

Go to the shop on the corner, give me ice cream. That'd be awesome of dogs. Yeah, dogs do. If ducks could talk. I would figure out so much about the world. Do you think animals can talk to other animals? No, I don't think they can talk to themselves. Their own species.

You don't think they communicate. I think they do. I read books about this family. Why are ducks quacking at other ducks? it's like I think they're communicating nope communicating I don't believe you

um let me live in my world and I'll let you humans are like the only ones with a very complicated which is nuts like how are we talking to each other right now and how do well you ever think about it

you ever think about like like we just were born and we were like this is a word this is how you talk and like we just understand we're making we're just making noises out of our mouth it's the same thing if being an animal is what you're saying i don't get like other language like i do get other languages but like the the like i don't i haven't learned another language except latin a little

bit but like the point from where it turns from like just noise to actual words you understand i i got that's just so weird like you're like oh i understand this now like if we're learning Spanish say like yeah Ola means high how do we know that's what it means this is just noises coming out of our mouth right now like Ola means high and then to Spanish people high means Ola yeah no I think all the time like I used to think

why don't you think but I used to think about languages like they all referred to one language like there's one language like there's like what was the first language I don't know Hebrew? I don't know But like They all have made up their own words Like there's words in English

That you can't use in other languages Because they don't have a word for that You know And there's words like in like Swedish Sweden Swedish is that a language Dutch Dutch Dutch That like

Swedish is a language Is it not? Where did they speak Dutch at? I speak Swedish? I don't know, maybe it's not. I don't know. Yeah, it is a language. That's what I, okay.

It's a Scandinavian language. Because, wow. My mom's cousin who was just here speak Swedish and Spanish. He speaks a lot of languages, and he brags about it. I'm jealous. Oh, but I just don't understand how languages, like, are, like, who decided a word is a word?

God. Wow. We can do that a lot. Like we can want to just say the same thing. We're on another level. Yeah, guys. No, we're the same level. Same page. We're on the same page. Yeah. I just, languages. I want to learn more, but then again, I'm like, that's just so hard. I don't even care. Like, and how do I know I'm going to use it? Yeah. I do have another question, though, for you. Okay. My last question. I have one topic, and it's not that specific. So when you wash your clothes, say there is left over washer water and a piece of clothing you, like you cleaned, and you strain the shirt and the water drops from it, is the water clean or dirty? Like in that shirt? Because if you're just, it's like a bath. Like the washer is still full of water?

Or the shirt still has water on it, is what you're saying? You wash the clothes. They were all dirty, right? In the machine, not by hand. It's like a bath. Yes, in the machine. You're washing by hand. In the machine.

I'm mimicking the machine. and it has all this water that's soaked into it with the soap and then you like strain it that water drips out is that dirty or clean I mean it's like dirty it can't drink it you don't drink soapy water obviously can see but is it clean water because then if we're saying if it's dirty it's like taking a bath

yeah it's a thing you're just seeing your own fill are our clothes clean ever are they ever really clean no so I so I what so you what I'm never going to wash my clothes again I was going to say something else

I'll never do in the shower I'll say it but this is I'm joking it's just a joke I say we never wear clothes again normalize normalize no clothes

it's all dirty anyway I said I'm drunk when I laughed weird anyway just go back to wearing leaves like I don't

well when they wore leaves okay question so they weren't like made naked right yeah you were supposed to be naked

they got embarrassed I got him when they said so it was like it was normal to be naked and then like when they send he was like boom and then they got embarrassed

and they had that cover up so clothes are just the cover up for our sins yep that's a good analogy and that's why they're always dirty oh yeah and well

any pastors listening I just got you a new lesson get us on it Get us on your stage. Get us on your stage. Put us behind the pew. Yeah, set up our podcast and we'll podcast out. Like, I've never seen, like, you don't go to a church and see, like, I mean, maybe

there's some religion where they do, but like, like, having two pastors on the stage and they're just, like, sharing a pew. That'd be pretty funny. I mean. Like a podcast church, though. Yeah, but they're, like, both, like, leaning on it. You're like, good guys. I think that'd be cool.

I know, like, you're saying something different, but like a podcast church where it's like two pastors just. like talking well yeah if they were sitting like and like preaching to people yeah that would be like a conversation that would be nice but where it's like i don't know the way i'm thinking about it's funny i have a funny mind okay you have a funny about my thing you go ahead it's it's one thing it's gonna take two minutes talk about all right let's see snail egg crushing ticogs so like no in some of these like northern country it looks like it's in the north this guy will go up to like a up the ground where

animals are and he'll come across these like piles of red things that look like orbies and everyone's like oh raspberries oh my gosh I've seen that before and they crush them and then you go in the comments and they're like yeah so oh no no the cap caption it says

crushing snail eggs and you're like why are they crushing snail legs isn't it like an invasive yeah it's like thousands of eggs in one little and like if you don't crush them they're the place is going to be overthrown by snails. It looks so like, everyone's like, I want to eat that. I'm like, yeah, I can't disagree honestly. I kind of do any snail legs.

It kind of looks great. You're just now seeing that? No, I mean, I, no, it's been my phone since, like, Christmas break. I know, but then, that's when you were getting them. Oh, am I behind on the snail egg epidemic of TikTok? I was on the snail egg epidemic years ago. Years ago? Years ago. Okay, I saw two podcasts. I'm obsessed.

So long ago. I used my whole 40s. you page almost used to be all snail legs it was kind of crazy um that's just you that was just you i'm sure no they had a lot of likes by other like snail egg crushers you're a snail egg crusher you like to hurt animals murderer no i like to save the planet from getting invaded by snails that's oh that's another like um what's the word like a ethical dilemma guys crush snail eggs or let snails live or save the earth you know

like at one point you are destroying nature you know you know you know but if we don't destroy nature nature will destroy us well we are in the basis species everything with that we are you're at table you know what this table's made of

wood wood wood. Where is what? Yeah, but we replant them so we make up for it. I don't believe. I don't understand. So Kylie got me a bracelet where I can track a shark. I almost got you that for Christmas.

Oh, really? I would have two sharks. But I feel like it's a scam. I have a picture of my hammerhead shark. Her name's Athena. She's like 19, not 19. Like nine feet long, I think. And it says

it apparently, she's apparently off of like Miami Beach or something and I don't really believe it I could because tracking a shark the equipment must be expensive and Collie paid like probably 20 bucks for the bracelet and I don't I would like to believe it's real I do play into it have you never seen the TikToks of like people putting the thing on them that's what I want to do for oh search so why don't you believe it because and they're just like because it's like if you buy a bracelet you buy a shark but I'm like

there are not that many sharks in the world no there's not because people are afraid of them and they're killing them maybe multiple people have the same shark so maybe you're sharing a shark oh okay I guess I don't want to share I can't know I want one shark and only my shark and that's me

no I am not sharing my shark I don't know so I don't know if you guys have a theory we're just disproving our own theory left and right and coming up with solutions you're so when you come on our podcast podcast podcast podcast come with your book of theories and we can talk about it and um we can figure out life for you i think one episode we should have a speech therapist on here because we set her so much we can't get a single thought out without suffering what do you mean i can talk so good well like

the sentence you just said it was wrong you're like whenever you do come on our podcast oh no it was like If you have any theories, we're just, no, that wasn't what you said. I just struggle to say podcast. No, you went like, no, you went like one set, one, one subject to another subject, to the same subject, to a different subject. I went to talking to a British accent, and I wish I was British. Not in a way where it's like, uh, what does, what do they do in TikTok? But do our bloody scoos? Yeah, that one where it's like, uh, uh, uh, these stars are.

scoos that one um they saw scoos don't have like it was something about getting shot yeah like uh or aren't like cold duty or something yeah like gta oh my gosh i saw that ticto and it was like can these two countries are like you know curse word already and what was it that was it that was the comment what was the like america and britain yeah because we're always feuding and they're like can these two countries already hating to, oh what is it called? Enemy to lover. Yeah.

Enemies to lover's trope. Yeah, that's a great point. That's where all of like that entire book genre stems from. It's from the relationship that America has hired with different countries. Like you know, Russia, well now Russia. We used to, we're kind of, we used to be friends with them and now we don't like them. And then of course, the big one, Britain.

We're good old pals with France. We can like... Canada's pretty cool, I think. I think we're, I mean, we're right next to each other. So that would be bad if we were not good with them. We made Cuba mad. We did. We're still kind of...

Do you remember, like, a few years ago, like, like, I don't know, I don't think it was... It might have been Cuba, had, like, what, not canons, but, like, something pointed to us. The Cuban Missile Crisis? Is they were talking about? That was in the 50s. No. It was like a few years ago. They had like explosives or something pointed towards us.

And they were like, you do this. We're going to throw the bombs at you. I remember like. And then I remember. Like that's going to come straight towards Florida. Yeah. We're screwed. And then all of those prisons are going to be open because the,

oh, that's in the other podcast, the other episode. Dang it. References. Get your reference book out, guys. Remember that we talked about prisons? episodes of episode but all of the prisons in Florida are going to be open because they're going to get blown up and then all of the prisoners are going to escape and then everyone's going to die in Florida and then it's going to be like Florida is the apocalyptic world while everything every other state is normal and like Florida is the one with zombies like if you like is it cut off when you go from the Florida border Florida Georgia line like Florida is like zombies dead people everything and then Georgia just normal Georgia. That's what's going to be like

if the Cubans bomb us. Yeah. Have you heard of that thing where like all the rich people are like building underground bunkers for like the apocalypse and everyone's like, the rapture's coming. Yeah. Which I disagree with because why are rich

people like God's out and we don't know when that's going to happen. And so why are rich people the ones that know apparently? I don't think it's they know about the rapture. They think of apocalypse lips is coming. And people are saying

that's like a I don't know I tell a sign of the rapture. I don't know like all of them. When I get a bunker, I let no one else no, actually no. When I get a bunker. Yeah, not

if, when. I get a bunker. I will let all of our subscribers into it. So subscribe. So like but yeah, like people are Like, people don't understand that, like, Lil Nas X is, like, part of what I was saying is, like, what the Bible said, like, like, of things that will happen. It's like, he thinks he's, he ate, but he's really, like, pointing towards, like, what God said and, like, the end times, yeah. Yeah.

You see that thing about how, like, he was, like, pretending to be Christian or whatever. Yes. And people believe he's like actually turned Christian and everyone's like, no, he's just doing that and make fun of Christians. Yeah. And I stalked his TikTok yesterday. I was stalking his TikTok

because I was trying to figure out what's happening. He's exposing the music industry. For what they did to me. Evil will not stop what God has planned 112. I'm guessing he's dropping a new song. He's dropping a gospel album. he's making a gospel album

I don't worry about me I'm in a secluded place where no one will be ready for me dude's acting like Kanye I know oh speaking of Kanye I unfollowed him on Instagram yeah I know oh yeah wait I just what the heck are you posting dude everyone is so like sad like oh I thought he was a Christian

and then he posts stop posting your naked wife. Is it wife or I thought it was Kim Kardashian and then everyone was like, everyone was like, this is why you can tell that he's still in love with her. Yeah, it's like,

uh, type. Yeah. Holy crap, like, I wonder if it's still up. I'd also like to say, he used to things all the time. I thought Kylie Jenner was older than Timothy Shalame. Is she not? No, he's 28, she's

26. She looks like, he looks slot list. I think it's probably just because she's been around. He deleted his account. Kanye. Again? Yeah.

Oh my gosh. Dude. Oh, yeah, no, he did. How can you delete your account and then like, it's, it was gone for a few months. He deleted it a while ago. It was gone for a few months and then, like, it's back? I don't. How does he do that?

Because, like, I'm still following it. And a bunch of people who already followed it before are still following it. So I was like. How does that work? Delete it again. I want to talk about the Luminati. I don't understand what the Luminati is. Like, maybe by me saying this, people think I'm an Illuminati.

But I promise I'm not. Like, a lot of things about, like, okay, two of the main things I don't understand. Witness protection program and the Illuminati. I feel like you're the same thing that's crazy I don't know what the Illuminati is but the witness protection program is so crazy to me that the fact that like we could just be like around someone who's in the witness protection program that's something like terrible happened to them and they have to hide and run away do you know a lot about it because is it like anyone or like just like federal employees

that can do that anyone like it depends I think I think it's anybody who like probably has been involved or witness something like crazy that has to do like with something that was big in like the government so like around the world because I used to think it was like if I know someone who tried to kill me I could go like the police station and be like I got to go to the respect to program like I got it and like maybe but I think that's so like but I don't think free house free money I mean yeah you ruin like you lose everything you had before I don't think it's that like easy that's what I think I think it has to be something bigger like a bigger situation Like, did you watch the Princess Protection Program?

Yeah. I assume it's something similar. Yeah. I guess it's, because it's really the same name. This is for princesses. Oh my gosh. It's for witnesses that witness something, like, that was, like, secretive or, like, could put them in real danger that had to do with the government.

It said that it's used to provide protection of a witness who is involved in the justice system and threatened because of it. So I guess, like, maybe if you're in, like, an FBI agent and you almost get killed. Jury duty. And then, like, you just got so unlucky that, like, with this trial that's really escalated and turns out, like, I don't know, terrorists are involved or something. And it's like, you got to go. You got to go the witness protection program.

Yeah, and you just, like, you had to go to jury duty. Yeah. Have you ever, I saw a TikTok of this girl whose dad, like, was, like, a. he was in the air force or something or he flew planes for like the government and they said like that he like his plane crashed and he died and he passed and they just they didn't give him much detail about it and they were like I think he I don't either was more like explanation to it and more detail and like more to the story than what I can remember but it was like she believes that he's in the witness. Really? So that's I was about to say like

Like, what if, like, I, a person I know is in the witness protection program? Like, how do they make sure that I won't tell? I guess they have to fake their death. Yeah, I guess. They got to do, they either, yeah, they got to fake their death. Because people will say something. Yeah, like, um, what was I going to say? Oh, he messaged them saying, like, if anything happens to me, it was like,

don't believe everything. Really? It was something like that. That is so scary and crazy. like imagine grieving like someone like your sibling or your parent or like somebody that was important to you and like they're actually just alive and the government just like won't let them and you get a text from them it's just like a random phone number like don't believe everything yeah or like that's a message and they sent before yeah they died and then it's like hmm the government told me my dad died but he said don't believe everything that happened but but Um, so it says that it's usually after or during, before, after, and during a trial. I guess that's, like, happening on the federal level. So, like, once if trials over, you just go back to your normal life.

And I'll, and then you get to tell your friends, you know, I always went to this protection program. But then, like, you will tell everyone about what you know. Oh, so you can come out of a witness protection program if, like, the thing, like, dies down or something. Let me see. It says it's mostly because of a trial. gives all around protection to all the witness, including pre-trial conferences, testimonies, court appearance.

So someone could be in the witness protection program. Do they have to go to another country or just like another state? Well, I watched Brooklyn. Brooklyn, I won't, the show with 99. Yeah. And I haven't watched it in a while. But the main guy, he goes into Witness Protection Program because he's a cop. And he witnesses, like, a huge drug bust by the FBI or something.

And he went to, like, Florida or something. He was, like, from New York, went to Florida. And that's where he stayed. And they came back. But just the fact that it's, like, it's that easy. Like, you could come across, again, say your dad, who you thought was dead. Yeah. And then you, yeah, literally.

And you see them. You're like, wait a minute. That's scary. And then that is insane. That's like. I don't like the, I'm sorry. Like, I don't. mean this in like a bad way but I don't like the government like please won't kill me

but like it scares me it is scary I hate the fact that we can never know it's just so big that we can never know everything about it and I think we should because it's democracy but you think there's anybody in the government who knows about everything yeah I think it's not the president but who's the top guy who knows about these people in witness protection like all the secrets to the government. I guess like the director of FBI or like I would like to be in that my is an ATF which is the it's like FBI but for alcohol tobacco and um firearms and so he was like involved in the Waco tech the Colt uh in Waco texas he was involved in that oh my gosh really yeah like he was he was pretty high up but he was like very involved because I watched the show and I talked to him

afterwards about it and he's like completely on the like he was like completely on the government side because the show like portrayed it as like the CIA was like trying to kill these people and they were just trying to like live and I kind of like sympathized with them and I talked to him about it and he was like oh yeah the CIA did all like they did a great job and he like I want him to tell me like every secret in the government he doesn't like he keeps everything quiet but he was like a agent like in the 80s and he like I don't know he reminds me of that one guy which is not a one guy I couldn't keep secrets I'm sorry no I'm like I can I can't I can I can barely keep secrets now no I have to tell my mom or I have to tell I have to tell

either you or my mom is yeah I know like I would come home like oh my gosh I just found out and it'd be like literally like a nationwide secret that they've been kept for like millions of years like tell you and then I just I don't know just destroyed the world yeah um honestly but yeah tj has like been obsessed with waco texas really you know that was what his gingerbread house was yeah yeah yeah i remember that yeah and yeah i don't know no literally i i i want to know so much more about it but he just he's a classic government agent like oh my god you think that like if maybe he did they'd kill him i don't know i mean that is i mean Like he, because I was expecting, like, after that happens,

darn. So maybe you shouldn't be asking. What if they, what if the government watches our podcast? Turn it off! We're just innocent little girls. My grandpa has to me anything, okay? I don't believe him either. But, um, no, after he told me that, because we, like,

sat on the porch and he talked to me about it and I was like because I was like he didn't deny everything but he was like basically saying like what they did was right and I mean I bet the I bet the show dramatized it a lot but I like looked like for his name and stuff and like articles because my grandpa was like

I was part of the decision to send them and like I could find no names of like many like many people like the director and like all the people who were supposedly involved like I couldn't so they must have blacked every, I don't know. I don't know. That's crazy.

And you told me he got pepper sprayed when he was training. Like, you know, the pepper spray you in the eye. Yeah. So you get used to it. They do it in the Army, too, or whatever. Or the military? Not for me, man. Um, anyway.

Uh, so, you know, what's your favorite color? Still talking. What's your favorite color? It's blue. My favorite color is yellow. anyways i hope you guys enjoyed this podcast um why did you end up like that because we're not going to end off on the government stuff oh you're so right that was a good ending uh topic i hope you guys enjoyed this podcast it's really long but it's really interesting yeah i think it's one yeah we did a lot like the wall and then we talked like for another

45 minutes so uh tune in next week next wednesday for our next episode yay yeah um next episode kinsie will actually be 18 years old yeah i will will end saturday too well technically right now when you're watching this kensy is 18 years old yes in this kensy is not 18 years old it's like a it yeah it's dystopian hunger game my right um 1984 anyways i'm so glad we talked about our favorite colors today in our wall and that is it nothing else Hopefully we see you next week