The Poodcast with Kenzie and Kaylee - She is in Love with her Brother?!

Episode Date: May 30, 2024

In this episode, Kenzie and Kaylee play episode. We are living the lives of the alpha Chowder Ernest-Sombrero and embracing her love for her brother. What's our goal here? To do EVERYTHING in our power to be famous and make him fall in love with us.

Hey guys, welcome back to the podcast. So, I'm excited. Here. Um, so today, I'm going to start off with a little and a bit of informational because Kaylee tried to silence me last podcast. And I told her. Oh, shoot. I forgot we were supposed to do it last podcast. Do what? I'm so sorry, guys.

What? Do what? Go ahead. Talk. You mean I'm so sorry. Okay. So I saw this article. Okay.

It's about Beethoven. what do you know about Beethoven Kaylee? I know he was like piano man he was a composer in like the 19th century he was really got it you know Beethoven

everyone knows it he was deaf for most of his life did you know that? Yeah I did he became deaf and no one really knew why yeah he didn't know why he became really depressed about I didn't I didn't he became really depressed about it

okay um so 200 years later They found some toxic stuff in his hair, actually. His hair? His hair? Yeah, his hair. Someone, somewhere, got five clips of his hair. Some random, I don't know, I'm thinking it was, like, a fan girl at the time. Fan girl, Beethoven.

Like, Beethoven was, was, Justin Bieber, basically, is a modern-day Beethoven. I'll be honest. Yeah, he kind of is. Why you want to? I used to hate his music. That's all about it. Um, they found, okay, so researchers ended up with five locks that were confirmed by DNA analysis to be, uh, Ludwig, Beethoven's hair. And one of the locks of his hair, okay, listen to this. Listen to this number. I want to drop some statistics.

Not statistics, just numbers, data. Had 258 micrograms of lead per gram of hair. And the, another one had 380 micrograms. to put this in perspective a normal level of lead in like hair that's fine is less than four milligrams so he had like a lot of lead in his hair and they found like a lot more in other parts of his body but at the time they didn't know what lead was I'm guessing and like a lot of wine and food in the 19th century use lead to like make it like a lot of like their pots and pans and stuff had lead in it so he went deaf and they didn't know why and come to find out he had so much lead in his head that he became deaf wow lead can impact your nervous system what could cause temporarily temporary temporary temporary temporary deathness and that's what happened to baby

also he drank a lot of wine and back at the time wine also was you the way they made wine had lead in it um he was like addicted to wine he had about a bottle a day and then later in his life when he started feeling worse he actually thought him and his doctor's thought that it would be more beneficial for him to drink more wine so drink more wine and then on his deathbed his um publisher reportedly gave him 12 bottles of wine to drink right before he died and then he was like you know what maybe i shouldn't drink all of this before i died and like i think his last words were like what a pity i can't drink this or something so um just a little informational this is like brand new information we didn't know about this until like recently and thanks to new york

times article i found this out and i've delivered this news to you you guys are so welcome for this an informational segment. Anyway. Now to make our... In this episode... Now to undo all the learning we just done. And play with dolls on our screen. In this episode, we're going to be playing episode.

Ah! See what I did there? Episode, if you don't know what that is. It's a little game. It's a little stupid game. It's like a role play game, I'm guessing, where you can like pretend to be a girl in a rich man's house. And he loves you, but he's scared to talk about his feelings. and you are a nurse and

you know, you make decisions and it impacts how you play. So, while you were talking, doing your educational segment, I was doing some research. I've got a few that we could, that sound a little interesting. So we've got flames of heat. Now, this one

is, my mom is engaged to a rich man. Problem, his son, is my biggest enemy. Living next to him, complete torture. Then why do I want to kiss him so bad? See, isn't that weird? Yeah, because it's like... That's basically your brother.

Yeah. Then there's the royalty game. Your life takes a wild turn and you sign up for the hot dating reality show. The royalty game. With sexy distractions, will you find the secret prince and secure a happy ending? That sounds cool. Secret prince. Can I turn the TV?

No, TV doesn't turn. to give your lowly image your revamp you fake an engagement of the sexy star quarterback but what happens when things start to heat up will you play by the rule? That sounds stupid that's about it that's like so many things combined

I'm kind of interested in this one because yeah actually go ahead because I will yes do that we're going to do flames of hate we're going to do the incest one she's kind of pretty

yeah she's like she's found that way actually you make her really ugly I like yeah okay we're going to make her really ugly um we're going to skip through this you guys we'll see you guys after yeah welcome back we have

made our person her name is chowder Ernesto Sombrero if you don't know what that's from it's a callback so go look at our last episode anyway so Oh, let's read.

We're from London. So you know. Plays behind. You're at, oh, yeah, we're wrong. I messed up everything. Don't I always? Oh, gosh. I gotta calm down.

It's very important to me that you like my fiance. Do we want to be nice or be sassy? Sassy. Chowder, don't take no crap. I doubt your fiance cares about anything but you. Chowder Welcome ladies This is stupid

This place is definitely better than our tiny house I think your thought should be in America Okay This place is definitely better than our tiny house Am I Jack now? Yeah, okay come in I don't have time to Meet your new girlfriend.

I have plans. Grayson Athrold? This is your love interest. And your brother. I think we should just make him like the most good looking guy ever going after like the ugly girl. Yeah, okay.

We'll go back. And who are you? He's like scrunch. Of course he didn't know who I am. She's so ugly. Oh, this is Oh no, no, no. Am I Jack?

this is chowder she'll soon to become your sister that's not right my worst nightmare is coming to live oh she's a witch walking oh no walking into the house I didn't notice a guy I didn't notice a guy as I bump into him

and lose my balance they gotta fix her grammar but thankfully his strong arms kept him to fall she sucks at thinking his hand slides at my side igniting every inch of my skin what's going on is your brother the heat spread through my whole body at his touch and i lose my ability to breathe what our our gaze locks at the end and the outside world cease to exist dame i want to kiss him i what she's literally a witch what is what is this track

doing at my party she britt okay who is oh they match drop me i'm new i you should leave they're really mad for a moment i thought there was sparks between us i was wrong it was the beginning of my hating journey gosh

she's dramatic and now he's gonna be my brother wow i just can't let's eat and i'm leaving You can't leave I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a girl

You'll be grounded I'm so sorry Who the heck? I'm hungry, can we eat? I hate on an episode Whenever they have like a kid They just make a person Like an adult, but shorter

It looks freaky Of course, sweetheart This is my younger daughter, Olivia Okay. This is Melissa and her daughter. Shout her. They are going to...

I can't even do a break's accent. They are going to move in with us for a few days. In a few days. I was like, just for a few days. Oh, a few days. I didn't want to scar you. Okay, when did you plan to tell me not happening? Why not today?

So are we secretly? Our brother. Like, us? Or the character? Well, the character. We are. I'm in love with Ross lunch. So we're in love with our brother.

Yeah. So we, like, we want to show it? Do we want to show it? We're like, why not today? I think we should do why not today. We want to, like, get in with the brother. Like, we want to, like, give up. Oh, she is a vampire. You can see her teeth when she does.

Oh, gosh. Why not today? You seem quite impatient. What? this is not going oh is that sarcastic yeah I guess so oh I meant okay

you're right I have better things to do today as well oh I work so you're gonna be living with the hottest going to school I'm my brother I hope Grayson's father

realizes that my mother is using him for money and breaks off the engagement wow that's your mom that's your mom won't it totally destroy your mother whatever i don't care moving in with the jack would destroy me well i totally take advantage of camera fire what the heck do you by that you're gonna take

his money he's your brother have you heard that they are looking for girls for a new movie it's my chance to become a star how old are you nobody called chowder nesto sombreros getting his chance to be a star. Wow. Starring, Chatter, Ernesto Zimmer. You know that I want to be a dancer, an actress, or bows. We shoot for the highest stars in the sky.

We're going to be both an actor and a dancer. You know that I want to be a dancer and an actress. I bet they'll be checking out the cheerleaders like last year. What? You don't plan to join the cheerleaders because of that right. Do you have a better plan in my own? mind. I do everything to be in a movie. I don't know. I do everything. I do everything. We are dedicated to loving our brother and to be an actress slash a dancer. I do everything to be in a movie.

Yeah, whatever. Marina is the cheer captain. Oh, she won't go easy. Marina is the bunny. Yeah. Grayson's girlfriend. Oh, see? Especially not after she learns. I now live with her boyfriend. What have I told you that the mother? Man behind you is the one choosing people for movies. Oh, ew. Yeah, that'd be hot. Are you serious? Why can't everyone?

Everyone should be hot, isn't this? This is unfair. Yep. It's the one that came to our school last year. Maybe I should show off my moves. Try to make it a friend. Yeah, I think I want to like dance. Oh.

Oh, no. Oh, Marina. It's that you? How can I be so clumsy? How can you be so clumsy? That coffee stone is going to be a problem. What do you mean by that? They did it on purpose. Throw coffee at them or ignore them. I think we're very, okay, yeah, say your thoughts.

So I think Chowder would throw coffee at them. Yes, that's what I'm going to say. Are we in a, we have, but she also wants to reach her dreams, right? And she wants to be a star. And the person who helps us do that is sitting. Right there. And that will make us look bad. We want to do anything to be a star, so that means sucking up.

Because our goals are brother, is it star brother, or brother star? Currently it's star brother. Like one is star? Yeah. Yes. But I think it's going to switch eventually. That's sad. So is our third one, revenge?

Because then it's still stars of revenge. So I think ignore them. Okay, we ignore them. Oh. Yeah, walk away. Are you okay? It's just a coffee saying. Nothing serious.

She's seething inside. Well, you know your stepfather. It's a movie company. I'm not going to ask him. Why not? At least something good at living, out of living with a hearty. What?

Girl, picture crammer! I'm sure. Are you sure it's actually a bad thing? I'm sure. I don't want to. I don't want to owe Grayson's family anything I really don't know. These are terrible. No, we love it.

What if I don't know? What does it happen if you say I don't know? Because a lot of them have, at the moment, I really know nothing. She doesn't. I should go home. You can't just leave. You can't just leave work. See you tomorrow at school.

Yeah, you got to finish your shift. New school year, new us. Right. I'll be like freshman or... We will show Marina, Grayson, and the others that were way cooler than them. Exactly. Girl, Lily is right. This year, it's going to be way better than the previous one.

And I should dress appropriately. It all starts with the look, yeah. This is a special kind of dressing game. You can add one or all of these year wardrobe to your closet, or you can choose certain hours. from each wardrobe to keep you'll be able to use them for the rest of the story what cause it would you like to try on bad girl bad girl oh that's not bad girl oh that's bad the school you're right okay I think oh we choose one from eat I think I think that one that's super that's great go start oh

What the heck? They're going to make us all of these. She's... Dang, her normal outfit sucks. Oh, they're going to make us choose, sure. Yeah. Okay.

LL. Oh, I'm just going to. I'm just going to choose it. Yep. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Looking good. Oh, this is still says she's looking good, even if she's in normal. Oh, it crashed.

Oh, they crashed. They did. They actually did crash. Oh, and that's all he says. Do you see where you're going? Get angry as well. Nobody's around us now. Yeah, get angry. Do you see where you are? She's a poop car.

Don't she dare talk to us like that? That's a tear wax. Well, they can't all sound the same. Whatever. She should pay for the scratches on your car, Grayson. Oh. She doesn't have any money, Marina. Even better.

I'm not in the moon foot and just let it go I won't oh my nose are on her ladder now seriously high school ruined

new year new us huh this time we'll fight back I just go to class I don't want to be late to also be late shout her earnest sombrero please go out of principal

lava That's really good, Kinsey. What did you do? No idea. Maybe hit someone in the parking lot. Yeah, maybe that, and then drive off. What are you doing here? Why are you in class?

The principal is waiting for me? The principal can't be waiting for you. She's not in the office right now. Then who the heck called her name? Shelby? One of Marina's friends is the principal's daughter. Hmm. It's them behind it, I'm sure.

Oh, Marina. you're late I'm sorry get lost stay quiet say you'll get back at her kill her with kindness dang say you'll get back

I'll get you back just in front of the whole class say that we're bad you regret this I won't leave it like that please oh dang we suck we're such losers

what the hell is your problem oh isn't british you crashed into my boyfriend's car that's my brother you're talking about marina maria she needs to get the proper punishment it's not about it's not about the stupid car maybe grason should punish me then oh that's your brother punish her punish for what exactly maybe you are the one that has to be punished. I say the Grayson thing. That's what I mean. I see the Grayson thing.

Maybe Grayson should punish me then? Enough. I just want to eat to peace. Disappear. Disappear. Gladly. That was insane. I know.

Don't tell me about it. How can I go to cheer trials from Marina's a captain? I'm not even going to say it. This is your room. Oh, beautiful. I hope you like it. You can change it however you like.

Thanks. I should definitely give this room an upgrade for 50 gems. Oh. What? Your upgrade includes... I got a freaking cat. Oh, we're not going to be able to... No.

It's terrifying. These animals are weird. Oh. Like a little with a dog? Yeah. Duff. Oh, we can choose a dog. No, no, no.

What's the top right? They're the same dog? Call. Yeah. You want a different dog. Oh, that one. Ew. That one.

That one. The ugly one. The ugly one? The ugly one? Please let us have it. Please. Oh, what? Why is it dependent?

What does that matter? Are they going to have puppies? Fart sticky? Stinky. Fart. Okay. Yeah. Fart.

FSF. We get to keep our room. Yay! You're so cute. Our, yes, we're satisfied. We're, of course. Ah!

Oh, my gosh. Is you. Wow. You're really nice so great. Thank you. Oh. And you have a dog. Her name is Potsky Fart.

Okay Grayson adores Pat I'll definitely come to play a A stinky fart I hate the way you talk Olivia's so sweet Maybe her brother or someone that too

Why do you care? Will you help me tame Grayson? Ah, what? I don't know I thought No We can't in the room! They trick us

like that. So, we went, bought a dog, and we're going to go return it now. No. I'd love to. I just want to find sticky for it.

It's fine. Just put it away. I don't want any of it. I hope I can ignore Grayson in this huge house. Dang. Oh, what? What are?

are you doing here? You're the one who moved into my house. I don't like his pants. This is my bathroom. Please don't tell me that you moved into that room. It's hard. Yeah? So what?

It's now our bathroom. That is so weird. What? You cannot enter my room through the bathroom. That's what I'm saying. And you.

You, yeah, and you can enter mine. Oh, m.g. One more episode, guys. One more. That's all we're going to say. What's the cool ad? Ain't no way he doesn't take him away. So, Kansy, while we wait for the...

I like this ad. What is your thoughts from the first episode? This is actually pre-entaining. I mean, the dialogue isn't that good, but the plot, I mean, the plot's like this, you know, it's like clueless, basically. But, like, um... Oh, it is. Yeah. just falling love with your stepbrother.

I love that movie, though. It's good. I did, too. I do too. I did too. I did too. No. I like, I'm assuming that...

So, I mean, like, I'm assuming that... You're playing Love Island now? No. I'm assuming their parents don't actually end up together, but what are we going to do that, like, ruins our parents' relationship? I know, like, either our parents get married and we have a happy relationship, and we also are in love with our brother, or our parents break up in a terrible

separation and everyone hate each other and then what? Like, it's a weird situation. It's like Nomeo and Juliet. Yeah, except these people are trying to have technical incest. Yes. Because not like Romeo and Julia. Nomeo. Yeah, Nomeo. It's because, yeah. Wait, how is it like Nomeo and not Romeo?

It's just because I like Nomeo. How can this be our bathroom? It means that my room is opposite of yours and we are sharing a bathroom. Okay, if it's such a big house, why can't they have multiple words? But, and he left. The love of my life.

Why? Why is that girl in that room? It was the only bedroom available. We have three more guests. That's what I'm saying. One with broken window, another with broken bed, and one under renovation. Are these people poor? So you're rich.

Should I mention whose fault it is that only one room is available right now? What do you mean? What do you mean? Don't go further. Don't go further. Sounds like Grayson came back to his room. You just listening? You need to hear a come in before entering.

He went into her room. He went into her room. A few house rules. No one. And I mean no one can know about this. My friend already knows, agree, what happens if they do. My friend already know. That's just the truth.

We're true people. My friend already knows. Whatever. She can be an exception. I'm offering a truth. Truths, really. We won't communicate in any way. Neither at school nor at home.

Works for me. I don't agree with it. I don't agree with that I'm in love with you Just come out and say it Chowder I don't agree with it Doesn't look like I can

Don't cry We don't have any We don't have any okay you don't have anything yeah we're the same literally close to school every day why did like teases with that

child you come from town yesterday oh shucks So, Grayson will give you a lift. Yes. Yes. And we can grab some breakfast along. And we can grab some breakfast along the way.

Because burnt pancakes, your mom, me. Grayson! Are you going to push me for the truth? Mom's pancakes are badastic. Wait, did he call her mom already? Yeah. I guess she was quite nervous. No, but I guess she was quite nervous today

and completely burned them. Nervous. You don't want to spend an hour walking to school, do you? You know, well, you can't be late. With bad pancakes for breakfast. We're going to have so much fun, childa. Do what do you mean with that?

Okay, what's your offer? Won't your girlfriend get mad? Why are you helping me? But he's not offer. Is he offering us? Or is it like our parents saying you have to go together. I feel like it's our parents. I think, won't your girlfriend get mad? Won't your girlfriend get mad?

Won't your girlfriend get mad? Just because we think that we're that gorgeous and beautiful and amazing, that we're a threat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I tell the truth. She's busy today. But, sorry, who's going to tell her? When you're going to school? Like, the whole school when we arrived? Oh, yeah, it's in British. He's right. I need to be seen around

popular kids for a chance to be in a movie. What? How is that correlate? What? Besides, if I spend some time alone with Grayson, I'll be able to get him know about her. Yep. Sure. I'm sure there's another side of him I haven't seen yet.

The Ross Lynch, the scene. Nah, we'll watch school. We have to watch school. We don't have any money, sorry. You know what? I'll risk being like. Nah. So, how was your first night at Houghty's house?

You mean my health? Oh. I don't want anyone to know. whatever why were you late today though my car broke down your car broke down your haughty of a brother couldn't give you a lift

I know it's what I'm saying like I would want it yeah I go anyway I need to get ready for sure you to tryouts today have you heard that Marina got sick let's freaking go she won't be able to judge you today the only good news I've received

today ain't that the truth ah sorry And he knows if apologize. Oh, and you know how to be sarcastic. I mean, he did apologize. I thought you can

only cower. Be nice, be rude, or ignore him. Okay. So, again, revenge is listed lower than brother. So we want to fall in love with her. Be nice. How is this nice? I never cower.

Good. That was just like, blirty. I don't even know what that. what was that honestly no idea yeah I'm confused what why's he so obsessive this already

are you spying on me now do you care how do you know so I decided I heard you decided to become a cheerleader oh sorry I didn't let you whatever um are you spying on me now

that that's like flirty I do that one you spying on me are you spying on me now no Just heard the girls talking about you. How are you at the same coffee shop I work at? Just coincidentally.

Apparently you're way too good for a loser. It means I have a chance. I hope, like, this is so funny to see someone do this, like in real life. She's thinking all of this stuff. Like, if Marina was judging me today, I'd have zero chances, but even if I was the best. Why do you keep working here? I'm pretty sure my dad can give you enough pocket money. Yeah, literally.

Give me, give me, give me a new room. He needs to spoil the daughter of his fiance. Oh, my gosh. Give me four sticky pork back. It's me mom's bakery. It's me, what? It's me moms. Your mom owns this place.

Yep. But I'm pretty sure someone like he doesn't know how to help your parent out. For me, it means playing in a movie. And I did plenty of those. Wow. Right. Oh! That you're sick.

Hi, baby. You make her voice like, Oh, baby. No, she's gorgeous. She's pretty. She's supposed to sound elegant. Her vocal cords are ruined. She smokes a lot.

Let's go to a restaurant. Wait, I wish I could do this. I can't even do this. I have some. I can't even do it. Dream guest on my podcast. I have some this, I bet.

Sure. Yeah. She looks very sick. She's pregnant. She's pregnant. She's pregnant. Whatever, I'm happy they laugh. That'd be crazy.

Okay, she's pregnant, and it's with another man's baby. That's when they break up. I'm telling you. How's school? The usual. You're your mom. Jack and I are leaving for a couple of days. What?

Take care of the bakery, right? You leave me all the work at the best. I'll stay with Grayson. I'll stay with Grayson. What about Olivia? Yeah, Isaac, I'll stay with Grayson. Yeah, I'll stay with Grayson. I'll stay with Grayson.

Yes, I hope you two can get along well. Okay. He will be just to do it. They'll also be the staff. Definition of disaster. The staff are one now. You are leaving right now. Yes.

I'm back. read it there will be a party tonight you have two options guys he's demanding he's so weird there will be a party tonight

two options stay in your room or pretend that you sneaked into this house on your own I don't want a party what about telling the truth and fine

what's not the what's the one with this what's the what's the time what's the truth thing like telling the truth to our parents What about telling the truth that we live together?

Oh, oh. Yeah, telling the truth. Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. What about... No, that's you. What about the third option? Telling the truth? Telling everyone about us.

It's not an option. Telling everyone. I'm married. I'm already going. Yeah, okay. Mom and her best... And a boyfriend left. Grayson is doing a party.

Party? Party. Sounds fun. What are you going to wear? nothing it wasn't limitation oh my gosh oh it was a complaint yeah i want to be alone with something sexy you need to show grace in a hot side they're not so that he forgets about his mean girlfriend do you hear me what time oh my gosh i got changed to a white t-shirt great this part oh this party has started should i go or should i stay I'm waiting for you outside

I guess we're all we're going to be we're going to party after all I can't let people know I live here will make my life in school worse no one goes to a party where I think we're in this exchange yeah we do we do we do we are part

our set bet whoa oh with our vampire vangs things stay in your pajamas let's go you're cool so you decided to stay in your room after no I haven't decided yet actually.

You change your mind. Come find me. We can play beer pong together. You like me? What? Anyway, it's going to be fun. He's acting way differently tonight than usual.

Ah, he's a cute. That is not what you wear to a party. You're such a nice friend. Whatever. Cook it. Cook it. So let's go. I've always wanted to attend one of these parties.

I was always curious about them too. Code I live here Sorry Tell him you just came back from the house Yeah tell him I live here Yeah I live here

Wrong That's not a code I live here And I'm the president Seriously Grayson where are you How did we get inside Where are you

I left everything My phone in the house You can text Grayson Yeah Just you just Yes you do yes i don't have his number well i'm sure your mom's boyfriend surely has his son number yeah

you have the most you have the number of the most popular guy in school and you can text with i don't get it's like every girl's dream and grason is waiting for me at the party he's waiting he said so i can't miss out in springtime with him where am i going to go yes we have to leave we can wait it out So you chose to stay in your room after all. I hope we'll be able to agree on that for every party. Your security didn't let me in, actually. Should have just called me.

I don't have your phone number. Next time, ask for one. Or just ask now. Whatever, I'm tired and I want to sleep. Good night. See you in the shower. What do you mean by that, brother? I'm going there first.

Try to beat me. No! Ew. Look at how he's looking. Ah! Get out! Grayson's in the shower. Next time, close the door.

Yeah, why would you leave the door open? I say get out. Why do you think you love to go out? Oh, wait. We like our brother. Never mind. We want him to say. I enjoy the show. Push him out.

Throw dirty panties at him. town will take off his clothes I think we know what he had to do I think we well if it's only if I enjoy the show as well no way I bet that I'd be like a premium option take off your clothes guys!

Fine I'm leaving fine I'm leaving it's been three oh it's been three days just three days I don't know how I'll survive in a month here what do you mean? You can't quite enjoy it survive lifetime. Yeah What are you doing here?

Oh, my gosh. I live here. That is it. That's what you say that. That is it for you guys today. Thank you so much, so much. Oh my gosh. Thank you for listening.

Tell us you if you enjoyed that. I've enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. We're definitely doing that again. That was very fine. In a few episodes. Anyway, we'll see. It's a joke, Korn.

Um, anyway, we'll see it later. Audios. Bye-bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.