The Poodcast with Kenzie and Kaylee - The Royal Toilet: The Flush Begins

Episode Date: January 28, 2024

Welcome to the first ever interview of The Poodcast Career. In this segment called The Royal Toilet we interview people while making them embark on many difficult challenges to be able to join the Royal Toilet. Listen to find out where our judges rank our first ever guest on The Royal Toilet.  EPISODE 10!!!! YAYAYYAAYYAy

Oh, welcome back to the podcast, the PooCast. I am your host, Kenzie. Oh, I'm your other host, Kaylee. And today we have a special episode, as you can tell by the set. And our honored guest, Blake, say something. Hi. Yay! Okay, so today we're going to be doing something a little.

different um i think kelly would be great to explain what's going on okay so since we are starting the interview portion of the podcast right we are not doing a normal interview no no no no for this interview we have a few challenges you're going to have to complete as your answering questions yeah um yeah first challenge Blake, you want to take a guesstimate of what it is, like, what you think you would be doing. Be very descriptive. Singing. No.

You're going to be playing. Okay. I'm sorry. This is a speaking of Betty Popper. Hold on, guys. Yeti in my spaghetti. You're playing Yeti. Get the Yeti.

Bring the Yeti out. Okay. So, everyone, shut up. The sauce. Yeah. It's just spaghetti. It's not, um, what's the, what's the sauce called? Spaghetti.

Yeah, it's not. Okay. Okay. So the premise of doing these challenges is while Blake is playing the game, solving the thing, we're going to be asking very serious and very critical questions of his personality, identity, and his beliefs. Um, and all while in a five second time limit. So when you make your move, you will have to be, oh, okay, put this in front.

Okay. So this is how you play the game, okay? This is the premise of our whole guest appearances. So our guest, Blake, he will be completing challenges, like we said. And our judges, Kaylee, Kaylee, Chloe, Sarah and Lily will be judging their responses and how well he does on his questions and performance. And at the total, at the end, his total score, his total score, he will be placed on the Royal Toilet.

So this is our tier system, okay? Pink, you're tier one. You're with me and Kaylee. We're the best. It's impossible to get in. It's impossible to get in, but. That's about the change. Yeah, let's see how it goes.

Oh, this is actually Tier 1. This is Tier 0, this Tier 1. Tier 1 is green. That's the best of the best. The only better way is to be me and Kaylee. Tier orange, or 2 is orange, and that's tier, it's okay. You're almost there. On top of the blid, you're blue.

The blid, the lid, you're blue, Tier 3. Try harder. This, you're the lowest of the low. No, no, you're not. You're pretty low. If you're outside the toilet, you're way off. You did not even try, okay? Is that a black hole?

No, that's like the thing you flush it with, apparently. That's what the artist said. Okay. Now it's going to start with after the off. Can you tell me the rules of this game? Oh, yeah. You pull one spaghetti noodle, and the goal is not to have the Yeti fall in.

So you pull one at a time. Yeah, you play by yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we can still win. I'm going to start a timer on my phone so you know I could just cut in five but I'm going to do it no I'm going to count to five okay just uh

assume you go first wait does you start and then you say yes go ahead go ahead and cool your first spaghetti noodle it's interesting wow okay

go ahead okay that's the first question first question what's your favorite color blue just Okay, okay. You can't see your...

Don't say your location, Blake. Okay, yeah, yeah, there, yeah. Okay, go ahead. On an average day, how many pigeons do you think you could carry? Ten. Oh, okay. By their wings. By their wings, okay.

What... Did you have your score? You good? Okay. What is your favorite smell? Strawberries Good answer If you could create a hybrid of any two animals

What would it be? Octopus and panda Like any reasoning why Well the panda would have eight arms So then it could hug me Aw that's pretty good The Yeti would it have? Update listeners The Yeti is almost in the spaghetti

but he's he's I think his strategy is just go really fast and I don't know if it's working out that well because the Yeti might drown in the Okay Last question Yep Okay

What is one superpower that you would not want at all? Flight because it's a dumb superpower You're just flying Oh the judges looked I'm concerned I don't know why that was Explain further. Why would you just want to fly?

You could have like super speed where you can run faster than anyone or being invisible or have super strength or telepathy. I mean, there's so many better superpowers and... But isn't flight being fast also? In the air, but I'd rather be track star.

Okay, you could fly on the ground. I'm also afraid of heights, so is that valid? I'm afraid of heights. Judges, I'm afraid of heights. I just want to say that. So he is, the Yeti is still, oh, the Yeti is still up. How long do you keep going? Do you keep going until it drops? Yep. So while we wait for him to finish, or the Yeti to fall in, Kinsey, I have a question for you.

Okay. What superpower would you not want? Oh, probably, is it telekinesis? Is that where you can read people's mind? Or is that where you control people? Telepathy? No. No. Yeah, telepathy. I would not want telepathy. Because I do not want to know it. It looks like the Yeti has fallen in.

Let's go! How do you know if it has a lot? His butt is on the ground. He's dead. He's drowning. Droned. Oh. So 25. What would we have to know that for?

Well, there were seven noodles remaining. Seven out of 25. Come on guys. In case you're wondering. Oh, okay. The next challenge. No. I don't know.

So, you know. You will be ranked on the Royal Toilet, but we need a picture for that. So you will be painting a self-portrait of yourself to put on the Royal Toilet. They call me Picasso, so. Yeah. I mean, that's what my mom says. And they will be judging the appearance of the painting, right? Like, that will be part of the criteria.

Also, do I need what? performance at the very end you can't have to figure it out without water so I mean you can improvise but you're gonna add water to it's what you're gonna add water to it's what you're supposed to what your no it's not first if you're a true artist you're supposed to know that it would like dilute we put a whole tarp down where's my um where's my thingy what the Easel? Yeah, what's my easel? Okay, we're just not starting a podcast.

We can't afford such. Anyway, we put a whole tarp down for Blake in case he, like, splatters the paint. But I don't really know if that'd be possible, because it's kind of tiny. Painty. You have a time. You have a time. It's like a. Did you start?

Wait, no, not yet. Hold on. Okay. I want to be fair. It's going to be ten. Make note judges that I'm a fair player. I'm a fair player. They are not judging on that.

Okay, ten... All right, ten minutes go. That's probably too long. Okay. First question. Yes. Dog or cats or... Ground dogs.

What? I'm sorry, can you remember the question here? Dog or cats or groundhogs. Groundhogs? I'm sorry, I have to do dogs. I don't want to betray my own kind. Well, don't dog or ground hogs like bird. into the ground though so like wouldn't that be pretty interesting am i wrong or am i right or is that

prorri dogs am i anyone know what do groundhogs like burr themselves into the round and you still would choose dogs yes because i have one and he's a lot okay so it's like biased then yeah okay next question what is your idea of happiness Can you repeat the question? What is your idea of happiness? When all people believe in, Jesus Christ, my word and savior. Woo! Great answer!

Great answer! Period. Okay. If you could bankrupt, any company, person, country, or organization, what would it be? And why? Oh, that's a very good question. I got to wipe the pan off. I'm sorry, judges.

You can judge me for that. I don't have water. I probably do, this might be a little, I don't know, actually, I think Walmart. Oh, yeah. Explain?

They're like a family home company, I'm pretty sure. Well, they used to be. Whomp, womp, womp. Wow, wow, wow, wow. I'd rather go to Costco, where they have cheaper stuff in bulk, and they have good pizza. If you know, you know.

Or Sam's Club, both are the same. Interesting. No. You should fact check that. Is that? This is way too long. Okay, it's five minutes. Five minutes.

You have two and a half minutes left. You have three minutes left. Wait, three minutes left, yes. Okay. Okay. Next question. How do you feel about graduating? It's going to feel, I'll probably cry on to say graduation.

Yeah, I mean, it's gonna, you'll feel like a sense of relief, I believe. Yes. I mean, you finally don't have to see like some people that you don't like. Just got to keep it 100 guys, you know. Wow, good advice. It might sound a little mean, but like, keep it 100. There's some people that just. Wow.

Realize, realize, realize. Next question. All right You just became a member of the Spice Girls What is your spice name? Spicy ketchup No No, it's like

Try again, try again Do you need examples Barbecue rub? No Okay The judges can judge that answer Wait isn't salt and pepper part of Spice Girls? do y'all know salt and pepper

yeah but they do push it do you know who the spice girls are do you know the spice girls don't you want to be my lover do you are right okay do you know the name okay I'll give you a redemption do you know any of the spice girls names

because do you want examples he he doesn't know Simone bottles no that's not Swiss girls Okay, there's... Why do I...

Okay, there's scary spice, sporty spice, baby spice, ginger spice, and posh spice. So using that setup, you have one minute to think of actual good name. Okay. Oh. I think he's zoned out. I'm doing a background.

Is that just... Judging, just wait He's... Let me cook, let me cut, judges. Just, just, just however you feel. His painting currently has an update, it looks kind of depressing.

I don't, is that black, just like a black background? Like, he's just in, like, a storm? Okay, okay. Yeah, his mind. For the people listening to the podcast and not watching it, I highly recommend you go on to YouTube and watch.

the video version. I mean, you can listen, but. You get, like, all of the environment in your eyes, if you look at it. And subscribe. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. What amazing guests. Subscribe. Judges, keep that in mind. You're out of time. You're out of time. You're done.

Hands up. Why would he put on his hands? That's really. You'll see a close-up version. Oh, yeah, we can. on Instagram Yes Sure what

Looks like you have a beard Oh yeah Did you Stupid yellow Oh What was it split Where are we gonna put that now Just I don't want to knock down

Would you like me to describe Oh yeah go ahead Very detail It's the outfit I'm wearing right now They didn't have white painting A white paint And um I'm probably gonna be

running at night and I got wearing my neon shoes Wow I have my hip shirt now and so those are the starry nights I'm like Have you seen the Kanye album with the Bear in space

I'm that guy Inspiration That is so thoughtful Mine is a Henry Point I don't know Hey, judges aren't supposed to talk that much. I'm sorry.

It's just an example. I have one more question. Do you know the song for this on Sunday? You're my chick for the day. That's 90, boy. Of course I know his Christian album. I think our judges are a little bit too partial. I like that album.

Like, I don't even know. It's like you're biased. You can put your painting on the placemat. Oh, I don't even, oh. Second challenge. complete I'm supposed to do it on Blake, not you

Okay Woo! Oh yeah So the next challenge is guess who but with a twist if you could explain that

like it's game Okay so because again the podcast is pretty non-visual if you're not watching it if you're listening to it we have to

we're going to spice it up a little bit. Like the spice girls. Like the spice girls. Exactly, Blake. And instead of describing the, how do you play guess it?

Like you describe the personal features, right? The facial features. We're going to describe them by how you think, okay. How you would be their personality? Yeah, how you would describe

their personality and we're going to have to And how they live? Yeah. Like this person would go to like a, I don't know, a Taylor Swift concert. You're not putting, you're judging. This person would go to a tear yourself concert like that.

And then you're playing against me and Kaylee. By the way. Right? Is that correct? We have the person. We're not. Oh, I thought, I thought, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You're trying to guess our person.

So this person looks like she would spend her entire Sunday baking muffin. Is it Emily? No, you're supposed to, you, you, you put, down the ones you don't think it is. You like, mark down, like, process of elimination. Whatever you think you, it's not. You put, like. And the first question while you do that is,

what is the largest mammal you think you can knock out with a single punch? Fast. Coala bear. Okay. That's not a mammal. That's a marsupial. That's a good point.

You got me there. probably a chinchilla I think that's not Is it, that's not a mammal? Hold on, hold on, hold on, if I get it back there. I do believe it is in chinchilla. Update. Update, listeners.

He only has four people up. Oh, wow, okay. Okay, so you're right, a chinchilla is a animal, fine. Okay. This person, um, they would definitely, um, shop at the little lemon like exclusively okay next question um if you could go back and save

any famous person's life would you save and why that is a very good question yeah i know thank you um um Albert Einstein Albert Irons like Why? Because he was in Oppenheimer I think there was more significance than just And he was in the Manhattan Project Yeah I was okay

He created the atomic bomb Okay Um Oppenheimer Okay It seems Like a recurring topic Um Oh man

Okay This person looks like you would see them yelling at a worker at a store Are they a Karen? Not the name, not the name, like a Karen.

Yeah. Okay. Okay, next question is how can we translate between linear and rotational motion? You have five seconds to answer. Pray to Jesus Christ, So we're in Savior. That's exactly what I would do.

That's his answer. This person, I think she, they would have a nursing degree. What if I like... Oh, no. I got two. You've got to knock one down.

She just looks like that certain woman. Okay. He has his guess, but I'm going to ask you one more question. What's your favorite dinosaur? That's my jam. Spinosaurus. Because he killed T-Rex and Jurassic Park 3. Spinosaurus?

Spinosaurus. Okay. I didn't look good. It has a crocodileian snout and has a large sail over its back and it goes like this. Kind of like an oval. It's not a stegosaurus. It's bigger than a T-Rex, and they mostly lived in the... water and they would usually prey on animals across the shore and they usually um what

would target like sarcosuchus which is um a giant crocodile or um capersuchus also a large crocodileian animal ancestors to modern day crocodiles and uh alligators which live both in Florida. That is my answer. Thank you. I think that went over the whole game time limit. Okay. Okay.

What's your guess? I think it's Emily. No, it's... No. That was your first guess at the beginning. What is it? Rebecca. That was the...

What? You said old. We did not say old. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. It's okay. I failed. Wait, what does Emily look like? Can you pick it out and show her?

Oh, it's all right. You said, like, baking cookies. She would shop at Little Lemon exclusively? Yeah. Okay. Okay, last question. Death Row. Death Row.

What are you eating? Like the game? Like the rappers? Real life. Like Snoop Dog? No, this is real life. Death Row, you're getting killed. Oh, okay.

So, like, my final meal. Yeah. Um, Pop-Bas chicken sandwich. That's it. Um, peppermint, milk shape from Chick-fil-A. If you know, you know. Cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory. And then I want some orange chicken from Panda Express.

Wow. And fried rice. That's very diverse. Okay. third the second challenge second challenge no third challenge is done on to uh the last challenge challenge number four is it what is it called the headphone game

uh the headphone i think it's called the headphone game you mean telephone is no headphone or quiet I don't know it's when um so Blake is going to be wearing these beats these noise cancelling beats very loud by dray by dray and we're going to be playing a hand-selected playlist for him blasted 100% on the headphones and while he is jamming out we are going to be um mouthing our questions and he will have to answer the questions as he thinks they are presented do i have to take off my hat you think you

can extend it because i don't really want you i kind of like it yeah do your best to keep it on Okay, wait, we got a test to make sure it First question Sox, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe. Josh Allen sucks at playing football. Second question. What is the meaning of life? What is the meaning of life? Answer.

Answer. of life and Fortnite. So the meaning of life is Fortnite? Does he know how to do this? Okay, just move on, move on. Okay, third question. The question.

Okay. What is the equation of linear speed? What is the equation of linear speed? What sound does a cow make? Bark? Okay. If you had to kill one person in this room, who is it? How much wood does a woodchuck chuck,

give the woodchuck chook-cature? I butcher that. Say it. That's your answer. Peter Piper picked a bunch of pickle peppers? Answer it. What's the question? Answer it.

Again? Okay. Move on, move on. Last question. Last question. What is the color of your toothbrush? Can you repeat the question? What is the color of your toothbrush?

What's the color of my eyes? Blue. Okay. Okay. Sorry, I had just in turmoil, like, singing in my ears. We didn't know if you knew to answer the question or not. It was, oh, Mount Rageous from the Trolls 3 soundtrack, and then is also playing perfect by Trolls 3 also.

Do we want to go through what the questions were? Oh, yeah, we could just tell you what you actually said. You go first, Kaylee? So the first question was, Sox, sock, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe? What was my answer? What was his answer? Do you all remember?

Oh, it was Josh Allen. Josh Allen is socks or something. Okay, and then the second question. The second question was, what was the meaning of life? And you said Fortnite. Yeah, he said Fortnite. That reveals a lot about your character. What is the thing of life?

Or the second one, he said cow stay bark. Yeah. We said, what is the equation of linear speed? And you said, cow said, what does, the cowsay and you said bark for some reason which was both incorrect so okay uh the next question was if you had to kill one person in this room who would it be and you said how much what could it check check i said peter piper peter piper but he's not in this room he's in spirit okay and then the last one was what's the color of your toothbrush and you said your the color of your eyes is blue

my toothbrush is black good to know that was very intellectual okay so do you have another um confetti popper yes

you're done with your challenges I had to prepare myself because last time I did woohoo now it's the judges turn to you'll tell you their points you have to find the average

of all three All right, so while our judges calculate his total score, we're going to ask you a few more questions. So we have a bunch of would-you-rather questions. So the first one is, would you rather run everywhere you go or yell everything you have to say? Run everywhere I go. Oh, wow. Would you like me to explain? Yeah.

Because I run. I couldn't tell by your shirt at all. Oh, shit. I'm going to blur it out. Just track and field. You answer now, Kennedy. Okay. Um, I answer.

Yeah. Okay, if you could fight any historical figure, who would it be? Benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Franklin? He was a really good inventor, I think. He looks like he has a punchable face. Didn't he, like, discover electricity? Am I wrong?

It's afterwards. Oh, wait. Redact that. Okay. Thomas Edison, because he stole other people's died. Right? That was Alexander Graham Bell. Oh.

Yes, it was, Kinsey. Fact check it. I want to punch. Wait, who did I say? Thomas Edison. Yeah, because he stole other people's ideas and credited him as his own. Wow. I learned that in Mr. Holman's class.

Wow. He did history. I love history. Well, yeah, I forgot everything from his class. Hey, you're talking. If you could live in any fictional world, where would it be in one? Like, from, like, movies or, like, TV shows. Lord the Rings.

Where would you live? Harry Potter world duh Hogwarts I had a feeling I would be it was either that or hunger games oh it would be I could see y'all living in it though I either be Harry Potter hunger games or Percy Jackson but I feel like I would definitely die on hunger games or Percy Jackson but I am a witch I would live in Harry Potter it's either Lord of the Rings or Star Wars yeah I guess Star Wars be cool because I could drive a shit fly around. That'd be cool, too.

Light speed. You know what? Harry Potter. That is cool, yeah. I've always wanted to go to the castle. We have very valid reasons for our answers. Yeah, just cool. Okay, my turn.

Oh, would you rather have an obsessive person, obsessively insane person, correction. Love you or hate you? And I mean, like, they never stop stalking you. What would they do if they, I hated them? Or, they hated me. Would they kill me? Probably.

I already, like, torture you. Do I have weapons with me? Like, in your life now. Oh, normal life? Yeah. I still get to hate me. I'm sorry. You'd want them to hate you more?

Some people would just like to see the world burn. If they, like, loved you, the... Wait, like, you want to see the world burn? No. That guy. that guy or girl but wouldn't you rather like if they loved you just saying then they would have they would like protect you and if they hit you they would try to kill you well would you kill them would i kill them no because that's against the bible right i would get someone else to do it like

john wick so you hire someone okay well not to kill probably like to cap their ankles you know like in the office. But then they would like... Yeah. Okay. And then they just be like they couldn't walk. Yeah.

So they couldn't stock. They'd be crippled. Those are very good conversations. Like when Angela hired as a hitman plus Oscar Martinez as caps. That's what I would do. You're Angela.

I'm not Angela. Your Angela is what you say. I'm Dwight's true. You see it. I guess. A little bit. You see a little bit. Whatever.

We have the verdict. We have a hammer. Thank you. You're welcome. Okay, let me explain first. Can I have my phone? Dda-da-da-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d. Okay, so open the letter.

I'm not going to explain, actually. And the Oscar goes to the Oscar. Okay, your score is 77. Out of what? A hundred. So 77, you fall into tier two. You're on the red. Woo!

Wait, I got to, I'm going to put this up on. All right, so we have it on the board. And first guest, and tier two. That's pretty. Woo! I actually thought he would go lower. So did I. Good job.

I think our judges were very gracious. Yeah, I think. You underestimate my power. Yeah. Quote Anakin Skywalker. Fifteen? I figured. 15? Actually, I would like to, I'd like to know everybody's like individual scores. Okay. Let's go. I got. Say your name. This one's, I don't need the thing.

She memorized it. I got, I gave him a 90. Wow. Thank you. That would have been tier one. wow Lily oh okay so you brought the you brought it down much of someone brought him down I gave him a 78 okay um the mat don't work that might don't work that might don't work redacted the score is wrong oh my gosh our judges messed up oh i thought you're talking about jennifer lawrence if i don't win i'm leaving what was your 80 you're still in tier two whoa what's the percentage in tier one what's the range it's smaller it's smaller

What about zero? 100 to like negative. Yeah, I think that I put that they have to score at least one point on every question. Like it has to be like, it's one to five, you're not zero to five. It's a whole system. Anyway. Cool, cool. Pretty cool.

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