The Poodcast with Kenzie and Kaylee - The Royal Toilet: The Flush Saga Continues w/ BETH!

Episode Date: February 28, 2024

In this episode Kenzie and Kaylee are joined by Kaylee's long time pal BETH!!! She is here to compete in The Royal Toilet, with two of the same challenges and two BRAND NEW SEGMENTS.. Real or Not Real: Florida Man Edition and Hair Stylist?!?!?! I think you should give it a watch or a listen. ENJOY!

Hello, welcome back to the Royal Toilet Part two. Part two with Beth. Hi. Our second guest. I'm second guest. Woo! So, before we begin, let's do a little icebreaker section.

So first, introduce yourself. Okay. Give a fun fact. So my name is Beth. I've been friends with Kaylee since I was in fourth, fourth grade. So how many, six years? Yeah. Six, seven?

I don't know. Whatever the math is. We used to get all the teacher kids in our, at our elementary school to do whatever we wanted. And we had a slime shop and would upcharge people like crazy. $5 for like a, I don't know, how many ounces is that? Like a ranch cup. A ranch cup. Five dollars for a ranch cup of, like, clear glitter slime.

But they paid for it. Yeah. How much, like, how much do you think was your total, like, ink, like your profit? No. Five dollars. Five dollars. One person bought it. Yeah.

Like, your brother? Not even too. No, it was these poor girls. And they, we would invite them to watch us play. Not invited them to play to watch. You want to watch as Pet Cokes? I remember we had an award show With like a picture of a duck as a banana in the background

And we did awards And we were the one who won the award And we won their awards And then we proceeded to run around the classroom To some random Like Italian type music Was anyone else like in attendance or just you too? Oh no they were watching

Like the two girls? Same girls Yeah Aw That's We had wars Oh yeah we had a bubble of war there's two kids that we still go to school with.

They were a part of it. And then they called me Bubbles for a few years. Yes. One of them was our former guest. Yep. Blake. Blake. So. But he said he doesn't remember that whenever I talked to him about it.

Really? I don't remember if something came up and I was like, do think Kaylee and Beth you still like make y'all do stuff? He was like, well, I don't remember that. And we were like, the bubble war or whatever. Yeah, we had a full on bubble war and we recruited those other teacher kids that It was just like the other kid's assistant. Yeah.

It was pretty bad. They would like look in the windows and like bang on the door and window. It was it was looking, a little scary and then we got brave with our bubbles. Wow. It ended just as like we started freezing them, which probably was a good idea because we can't throw like frozen rocks. Oh my gosh. That's terrible. wow the bubbles were scented they were she had orange and then i had like cotton candy oh so it's like

nice like if you get hit by okay okay yeah we're not monsters never um what's next um oh oh what's you gonna talk about your you should what our topic oh yeah actually i have something to say before we start to i'm a little angry i was leaving school today and i was i was picking up sarah and Lily so I was like there when everyone else was leaving and I was pooling out and there's like this I have I have like time to go people were waiting for me because I'm in the parent pickup area right and I'm going to pull out and this truck starts pulling out the same time right across from me and then I have to slam on my brake and they hit their brakes and they honk at me and I'm like I don't know what I'm like I am out and you are just barely like like whipping out so I just I just

just got embarrassed by a truck driver in the parking lot and i was in a bad mood the entire way wow so like a parent it was a parent no it was like a kid i know the girl i never i get honked at i feel like that one aunt you know with the with the stick in the bag oh yeah i got honked at the other day and um because i was letting people out because well actually actually no so i got honked at in the morning or do you guys have school in the morning do you guys i go a second period okay yeah you don't okay so when the buses like get there i don't know if you remember from last year or anything and they pull out of the bus loop or whatever they're supposed to be they just go like they don't care if you're stopping or not they just go so i was stopping and letting them go and then the person behind me

honked at me and i was like i'm not going to go i know it's so like people aren't nice that's crazy so i happened to me yesterday sorry i was leaving school and I was picking up our friend, and all those people come out in the dirt parking lot, they all started coming out at once, so I was like, okay, come on, come on. And I almost like got on a crash trying to cut them off. I let like 50 people go, and then I tried to go, and then I almost got hit. So yeah, I need to fix that. I don't like driving.

Yeah, it stresses me out. Especially after school. And then there was one time, I'm not going to name names, but this one person, we've known for a while, skip me in the whole line to get out of the parking lot and someone in their car got out of the car to keep me from going

and then they his brother rolled down the window and went ha at me and I was like oh my gosh one time I was leaving school I don't know

who it was leaving school and it was like I think it was my sophomore year this is really random and I was leaving school and I was going out the back so like towards the practice field they just left like that

um and I was like going that way like towards vet and everything and then there's all these cars coming by me and then this random guy in a truck got out a water gun and just squirted in my car and I was like and he was like I don't know who you are that was really weird yeah I just reminded me to that it's like it's like a drive-by like trying to oh my gosh we should keep water guns in our car I know that's actually kind of a little funny thing to do and then just drive off and no one knows who it is yeah Oh, man. You can't get into the game now because they're gone. Yeah, they're gone. Well. Oh, we haven't talked about the Super Bowl.

Which, Beth, do you watch Super Bowl? Did you watch it? I don't really like NFL. I like college football. Yeah, me too. Yeah, I was at Universal during all of that, so I wasn't, I did not pay attention to the whole thing. Man, that must be nice. Were you rooting for the Chiefs?

I don't like the NFL. So I didn't care. Just football. Yeah, I just like, I just, I don't like it. yeah and it's like scripted anyway listen I am a big Taylor Swift fan I love Taylor Swift

but my gosh it's annoying it's really annoying and I just don't like I get the whole like I used to be annoying people are like just watch football to watch football I'm like I don't care like why you're watching football but also like don't be out of like a big fan

like you know what you're talking about yeah That annoys me. Yeah. Yeah, we saw, like, a bunch of sweatshirt. Like, I saw, we saw it at church, and it was like, uh, what does go Taylor's boyfriend? Taylor's boyfriend, like, I would be so, like, mad if I have built my career in football. And someone was like, go to Taylor's boyfriend, right?

And little me to just being someone's boyfriend. Like, that's so sad. But, um, it made sense the chief's won. I, I think I'm pretty sure we talked to, I'm pretty sure we talked about it before that I said the chiefs were going to win because it's scripted and they want of course it like or you are like a fortune teller maybe i am on yeah that too but yeah it was i'd love to see the day the jaggs i was gonna say that next year i saw the instagram post and they were like yeah sorry yeah and then i saw the instagram post and it was like rebuilding and it was like Trevor lawrence and it was from the jaggs and i was like that's a sign they know they know

we're good they're good we know we're gonna win is what we're saying we're gonna win a super bowl you have like a really like lively sorry yeah i made it that way so i can't ignore it i was uh longhorns with my aunt and my parents and she had her phone on the like booth with me and it was like an earthquake going off when her the whole room is shaking yeah when someone calls me it's worse yeah it's titled sOS i don't think i have i don't think i have one I think I turned it off. Yeah, because does it still vibrate whenever you text?

I think a little bit. Because that bothered me. You don't like that? Mm-mm. Oh, I feel like I'm in my phone. Hey, Chloe. Okay, great. Good conversation, guys.

We can start the challenge. Okay, before we start the challenge, I guess I have to explain our walls. A little bit. We've got Ryan Reynolds. Of course. Uh, I don't know when I painted this, but I think it's supposed to be me. I don't know that.

Under a rainbow? We'll see. It's really pretty. And then I've got this picture I painted on my niece a few years ago. Oh my gosh, I thought it was supposed to speak. I was just thinking, like, baby alive. Oh, man. I really had a baby alive in the session.

Hufflepuff because it's my health. Um, oh, and we love Harry Potter. Right. Roth Lynch. Again, self-explanical. This cat? It's Kinsey's cat. Oh, yeah, I got that. I brought that.

The picture of these pigs, because... It doesn't look like pigs on the... Well, it is pigs. It's weird. It's a pig. Pigs. The beach to add some serenity. So relaxing.

Rudy Panko. Pinko. I know, I think it's Panko. Pankow. Panky. Panky. Like breadcrumbs? that's right yeah thank oh i got a piece of cake fun fact this piece of cake is supposed to be a squishy

yeah oh i forgot about a squishy face you paint a picture of a squishy oh gosh yeah i had a lot of faces um Troy Bolton and then a beautiful mountain uh view you can't even see it but you can't see it oh oh Toro Bolton oh Oh, and Andrew Garfield, I forgot he's there. Kinsey, are you a Hufflepuff, too? No, I'm Ravenclaw. She's not a real Ravenclaw. She took it so many times to get Ravenclaw.

Change the answers. No, that's, the first time. She got Hufflepuff every time. Katie wasn't there. The first time I took it, I was Ravenclaw. And then, like, a year or two later, after I told her I was Ravenclaw, I took the test again in front of her, and they gave me, like, Hufflepuff or something. Or was it?

I'm pretty sure. It gave her Hufflepuff over and over and over. But to the complete opposite. it. So I think, I mean, it tells us a lie. And then it gave me Ravenclaw. When I, I tapped into my emotions, and then I really got the real answer. Yeah, she tapped into her emotion. I got

opposite. The first time when I got Ravenclaw, she said, no, you're not a ring claw. I'm a ring claw. I know a ring claw. You're not one. Because I took an end, and I got Humblebaum. But I changed my answer. I think the test was lying. I got Slyran.

Oh. That's crazy. Yeah, no, and I definitely think it's true. So. Oh, my gosh. My brother and my dad got slither in, so... Good people. Good people. Okay, so your first challenge is Yeti and my spaghetti. You have a time limit.

I've never played this. You pull a spaghetti noodle and hope the Yeti does not fall into the bowl. Okay, and how do I win? The Yeti won't fall in. There's like, even time limit of how long? You, like, two minutes. Two minutes? Two minutes.

We're going to be asking you questions as you pull one. spaghetti noodle at a time. So once we get a noodle per question or just go for it? Just go for it. Okay. And then, um, two minutes. You know, you're going to lose anyway because we're going to keep going until the Yetty fall. Yeah. Good to know, good snow. Okay. Okay. All right. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay, one, two, three, go. We actually answer that question already, but we'll ask it again. Would you rather be in the NFL? or the N-C-A-A-A-A-good point okay okay um oh what is your favorite word Beth oh my gosh my favorite word oh freak it changes all the time

um I think that consistently though my favorite word is onomatopoeia I just think it's fun to say onomatopoeia that is a good word what's your word lately I can't be put on Jesus. Yeah, Jesus is my favorite word. Always the answer. Oh, wow. Am I kind of good at this? Are I kind of good?

You are really good at this. Oh, crap. Isn't it a point per noodle? Yes. Okay, that makes sense. Oh, yeah, I think we counted that last time. I don't remember. We just counted the noodles.

If you could live in any fictional world, where would it be in why? Oh, shoot. I mean, we're just talking about Harry Potter. And I think I would live in, like, wherever they live. because I think magic can make things a lot easier, except I wouldn't want to be wanted by Voldemort all the time.

True, true, true. Fearing for my life. But I think it'd make things a lot easier, and then I probably wouldn't worry about school as much, to be honest. Yeah. I feel like they were breezing through it at Hogwarts. Yeah, I wonder what they actually learned. Right?

Yeah, did they learn, like, actually math? Potions. Yeah, because they learn, like, grammar. Yeah, because they're English, so I mean. They go there when they're, like, 11 or 12. Yeah. I feel like there's a lot to learn after 11 and 10th.

That's June 6th grade, junior high. Somewhere around there. So like, you're, it's really good. Yeah. No. Okay.

Okay, I'll go. Okay. Oh, what is your go-to Mario Kart character? Oh, my gosh. So I worked so hard to get her. And I, my go-to is Daisy. And I don't know why. I mean, now people are like,

is it because she has red hair? Oh, uh-oh, your time's up Uh-oh Keep going They always assume that's because she has red hair And I pretty much have red hair Right But I just think I just liked her name Daisy

My dog's name is Daisy Aw Yeah, I think I think I just chose Princess Peach Oh no He's in With two left Oh man

And yeah I kind of Wow That's a lot Wow So just remember that she had two left Judges. Noodles.

Wait, does that count, though? Because I had, I feel like it... Yeah. Well, we're generous. I had two left. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Oh, I thought... Oh, that wasn't work anymore, no, no matter.

Okay, um... What's the next thing? Oh. That's... Really? Well... It's... Whatever.

Move on. Um... Oh. I want to... to say my Mario Carco. Oh, yeah. I'm always Yoshi. I like yellow Yoshi. You kind of give Yoshi. I'm not going to lie. You kind of radiate Yoshi. Did you just have as Yoshi probably? I did. Yeah. Okay, so. Well, okay, it wasn't

just like a... Wait. The way the puncher has... I know. It's really comfortable though, isn't it? Like, it's... I do like it. Yeah. Catch me where the same... If you could fight any historical character, who would it be? Um, any historical character? Or figure. or figure I think I'd probably fight

the devil when he was in saying Wow That is good answer The fist of the devil Put me and him in a room one-on-one We know who's coming out on top This room I don't even

I feel like I would Napoleon What's this What's his? What's his? Not Napoleon The French general, Chloe His love is Napoleon. Napoleon. Bonaparte. Napoleon. Bonaparte.

Bonaparte. Because he's tiny. And I feel like, was he, like, good at his job? Because I know Waterloo was the defeat of Napoleon. Was he good? I don't know how much about Napoleon. I know nothing about Napoleon. But, I mean, he has guns, but if he didn't have, okay, I wouldn't want any weapons, is what I'm saying. Just my hand, but I would beat him up. Oh, you're kidding. You could just, literally just step on him. Yeah. Who would I, uh, beat up? yeah this is gonna this is probably a really sensitive topic but I'd beat up Hitler I feel like I'd stop a lot of problems

yeah Hitler in what form like oh teenager I probably shouldn't beat up a baby that's really not good teenager Hitler when he was showing signs yeah teenager Hitler

yeah I would yeah I agree that's probably good answer yeah devil and well the devil is like the best answer because if you beat him up like Hitler wouldn't even be a problem. Yeah, you wouldn't even be a problem. Okay. Well, y'all thought a lot about it.

I just said because mine was short. It made a lot of sense. Like, it would say a lot of lives. Okay. Your next... You just wants a fairer. Yeah. Go ahead.

Is it paintbrush? Okay. Yeah. Your next challenge is you're going to paint a self-portrait of yourself. Okay. And the self-portrait will be used to rank you in the end. Oh, my God. the royal toilet.

That's awesome. And we'll also be asking you questions. Okay. Can I start? Oh yeah. You have a timer? I have a timer? Freak. Okay. No, 10 minutes or something? Okay, so Kaylee, the paint is dry. Is it?

Like every single paint? Okay, so the black one's dry. The orange one? Oh, wait, the black was not fully dry. That's some of my finger. the yellow is right the green do you have more oh the blue one oh the brown one oh the brown one so just like do like finger like dot painting with brown and blue I can work with that okay no way do your best okay no I'm sorry time now I'm just on time now

go okay cool okay would you rather have an obsessive insane person love you or hate you oh my gosh um I think I'd rather have them uh hate me because I think if they loved me they would never leave me alone but they leave me alone if I was if they hated me were they like anything to do with me if they hated you I feel like they'd want to kill you yeah oh okay so I'd rather I'd rather be so like I'd rather them to love me so much yeah because then I'll just get like a restraining order or something yeah and then maybe hopefully that would solve it and also it's kind of a

compliment yeah and if I never got married if I was like you always have to someone to fall back on it's really good so uh I remember right there's negatives to both I think I would rather someone love me because one my life isn't like in danger all the time. And also, like, I could literally ask them for whatever I wanted and they probably give with me.

That's a good point. That is such a good point. I agree. Not to... Use them, but... Use them, but they'd basically be my slave. I think if... If you ask them, like, hey, stop bothering me,

and they don't. Just be like, I'll never date you. Well, yeah, too. But if they don't, if they keep on messing with you, like, all right, give me a million dollars and then I'll let you. And then they have to keep on working up to that. And I'll never date you.

they never will. Give them false hope every... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Do you want a different, like... Different what? Like size of paper? I mean, this one works fine.

Oh, no, they're all the same size. Yeah, just kidding. I think so. Um, okay, next question. Oh. Would you rather be able to speak any language or speak to animals? Ugh. Okay, so, um...

Hmm. I think I'd rather speak any language because I didn't... I don't want to know. what like all the animals are thinking i is true okay so on the way to church this morning because i do like bible study in the mornings at church um i hit a bunny so i really don't want to know and i really don't want to talk to animals because i hit a bunny on the way to church this morning and i literally went i went oh i didn't shut a tear because then i remembered that bunnies like have babies really quickly oh yeah you're right so then i was like okay it's not a big deal

but in the moment I was like oh my gosh so I don't want to talk to animals because I just hit one of their brothers what if like all of the bunnies hate you now right oh my gosh yeah how much time do I have I have oh you have a minute oh my god we're distracting yeah it's all point um I don't even remember would you rather run everywhere you go or yell everything you have to say run everywhere I go or yell everything you have to say run everywhere I go yell everything at the same yeah um i kind of do already yell everything i say now so i so i think i'd say yell kinsie yells everything she says i do but it's i i don't think it's my hearing i think it's honestly just a oh no i i think it is my hearing actually i make loud

friends yeah because i because people will tell me all the time that i'm loud and then i'm like i don't hear it what are you talking about i'm whispering it's like two of our teachers have like told heard that she just constantly screams at me and, like, yells at me in class. That's two out of, like, 16. Two out of three. At least she filled the orange. I mean, like, in the two years.

Oh, yeah. Percent. I look really good, actually. Oh, compared to Blakes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, this would be like the last question, I guess. Um,

um, Oh, would you rather never eat or never sleep? Oh, my gosh. That is such a, that is such a terrible. question because I love to eat and I also am a really big sleeper like I had to take a nap before I came here else okay so I'm just kidding it's okay okay okay but I like am a big sleeper because like I literally took a nap before here because I was going to not be nice yeah did it um but I think I would rather give up sleep because I kind of get a little funny

whenever I'm sleep deprived so I think it would be like more interesting like yeah And does that mean, like, do you think this means, like, you never have to eat if you chose never eat or like, would you rather never eat or never sleep? Yeah. Well, no, like, you still survive through it. So I don't need to eat, like, I'm not going to be hungry. Like, what is it is this? No, you're going to be hungry. Okay, yeah, no, because I also get super hungry.

Yeah. So I'd rather, yeah, yeah. Anyway, this is really actually good. Yeah. Yeah. like for the time you have the dots for the lashes oh yeah thanks so much you've got like a one of those like a smirk like a smart like the roblok smirk yeah oh man oh no we can't even we can't even dry i really love the addition of the toilet i think that's really funny

um oh i need we need to connect your phone to the tv oh okay ask another question what One more. Oh, one more question. Oh, we need to ask this to everyone. Okay, on an average day, how many pigeons do you think you could carry? Do I think I could carry? Okay, so. Like, any way possible.

Like, arms, like, shoulders. I think I could carry six on each arm. So 12? You don't think they would squeeze. They squeeze on those power lines. No, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right. so I think I could carry six on each time so 12 and then I probably could have two two on my head two on my head and then oh that's a good point but carrying or can I or like just

I think they have to like rest on you that's they can't be like sideways but I could be laying down I guess yeah yeah yeah I guess so then let's say about 30 pigeons. Wow. If I'm laying down, face down, I don't want them all my face. Right. So I think I could have 30 pigeons all the way back and then they pick you up and fly you away. Yeah, that's how, I'm flying.

Yeah. Yeah, helicopter. Yeah, that seems reasonable. I think that's a really good number. I don't know why. I didn't think of like how they would actually sit on you. I was thinking, like, holding them like this. Like just having it like a big pile of.

Like a big pile. of them in my hand. A baby? No, no, no, no, because you'd be holding a baby, like, nicely. I just have them all, like, squished together. Okay. Next segment. So this, um, part of the interview. Oh, gosh. Can you see that? I could see it, yeah. Okay, so this is called real or not real to, uh, make a, uh, what are they called, like a, uh, illusion? No. Reference? There we go. To The Hunger Games, Fatness and Pita. Okay. So this is real or not real Florida Man edition.

Oh. Oh, so you're going to basically, we're going to give you a thing. Do you want me to read it out loud? We'll read it out loud. It's real. Or not, I guess if it's real. Yeah, yeah. So, Florida Man drives stolen truck to Space Force based to warn off a battle of aliens and dragons.

So it sounds super, super fake. but I think because it sounds so fake and ridiculous, I think it's real. I think it's real. Let's see. Wow. Okay, the real story, it is real. The real story is Corey Johnson

was charged with Grand Auto theft in July 22. He stole a F-150 and drove it to a Space Force base to warn the government about mythical creatures and he told the authorities that U.S. aliens were fighting with Chinese dragons. Can I have a photo of him?

Is there, uh-oh, I can't get onto it. Oh, no. Oh, no! Don't look at it. Oh, yeah. That's right. That's okay. Next one.

Whatever. Shirtless Florida man found climbing tree like Tarzan after police chase. Oh, say fake. Fake. Oh, my gosh. So the real story is, police lost sight of this Florida man after chase but it wasn't long after they discovered his unusual hiding spot. Poor orange police officers found him hiding up a large oak tree. Body camera video showed officers telling the Florida man to come

down from the tree and warning him not to run away where they would send a canine after him. He moved down towards the end of the branch appearing to run away in the tree as one officer described it over his radio. He's literally in the tree right now trying to climb like cars in and officer said shortly before the man was caught on camera failing to swing from one branch to another. Do you think he was like making noises like I hope so because like picture why would he like is that the picture? That's the picture

yeah because why would he like say specifically Tarzan if he was if you climb with yeah wow okay next one Florida man arrested after pushing wife into a pool

full of banana pudding. Real or not real? I'm going to say not real because I feel like a big pool of banana pudding is people love banana pudding like i i love banana pudding like it's a very southern thing i want that from my birthday present not real okay okay okay okay unfortunate all right next one you go florida man on drugs kills a imaginary friend then turns himself in okay i think i saw this one so i'm gonna say real but honestly yep that was the one

and there's a picture i know he's like so sad he really thinks that's real and i said i don't when they told me this i said this would be a really good like horror store movie where like you think the person's real and then it's like it's a it's a bad yes that'd be weird but yeah my question is like did they actually like what do arrest him or did they just because yeah because that's a mugshot yeah he's they're getting but what did they arrest him under the possession of illegal drugs maybe they put him in like an insane room maybe or maybe he had the intent with the intent yeah oh kill so they were like

I never even thought about that yeah because they felt like if he could kill his imaginary friend then he can't be trusted he can't be trusted no he was so sad no I know we'd update on him like the pouting lip the swollen eyes

Florida man arrested for throwing a McDonald's cheeseburger at cop after being pulled over for expired plate see whenever it said expired plate expired plate i thought meant like oh my good the cheese version was expired yeah i was like why did he get pulled over

for that um I just touched the band-aid I think or I just touched something on this is that a used band-aid on there feeling I don't know actually I really hope not probably not

like 10 years ago 10 years ago let's not show me that credit unfortunately it was not Wait, six grade. That's like seven. Six years ago. Six years ago.

Yeah. 12. Yeah, six. Yes. 12 grade minus six grade. Okay, anyway. We're not real. I think it's real.

I think it's real. Gotcha. That was actually so believable, guys. That was good. That was good. That was good. Okay, you go next one. Drunk Florida man tries to use Taco as ID after his car catches fire at Taco Bell.

I want to say Okay, well, no, no, I don't know, because Laos, that one, that one was actually believable. This one is not. I want to say not real, but I think it might, I don't know, I'm going to say not real. It's real. What are they thinking? Are you going to, wait, Matthew Faulkner. Tacos are not recognized as legal forms.

of identification in the state of Florida. I'm not... Matthew Faulkner. He wound out in the hard way after he passed out drunk in the drive-through of the Jensen Beach Taco Bell and his car caught fire. The incident occurred in the early morning of October 1st in Jensen Beach, according to the blog

Off the Beat. Volkner 30 had apparently decided to make a run for a... So why did you arrest him now? And that's... Why did you get arrested? I don't think he did. did, I think he just... It's a mugshot.

Someone was just... I don't know. Oh, he might have to make a run for it. And I think if you're... Run from the cops. Yeah, that's probably why. That's a problem, but why was he running? Plus, he didn't have an ID.

He was drunk in the drive-room. Oh! Oh, whoa. Detectives right here. We solved it. Kaylee made the slideshow. I made it last night. Oh, his mug shot. Oh, that's what I touched.

Kaylee. What the heck is that? I don't know what that is. Ew. I don't know why it's wet. It's like mold or something. It's been there for years. Anywho.

Go that clothing away. Unless it's paint. Changing the baby. Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to change the baby. You even more clothes? Or should he just. Go Commando. Commando.

I never had any boy clothes, though. Poor boys. Mostly. Oh, my gosh. Next. Okay. Florida Man. Oh, I hit my.

Florida Man tries to steal. That's just a food truck but crashes after leaving driver's seat to eat the food. I want it to be real because it's trying to steal a food truck it's kind of kind of epic to be honest I do this not real it's not real

the baby surprise oh my gosh we need to just play with dolls next time I wish. I wish I had mine still. Yeah. He could have reunion. Ava and like, I don't know what the other one. Ava, what was? Ava and Olivia. Yeah.

Oh my gosh. Speaking of Olivia, Olivia, can I drop? Can I drop some big news? Yeah. My sister's pregnant and the baby's going to be named Olivia. Oh my gosh. It's a inspiration. Yeah. Inspiration. Wow. Cousin are going to be named. me and and the baby's going to be born three days or for my birthday and the baby doll that

named i was named Olivia looked like me so basically it's just my baby doll being carnaged she's naming her kid after your kid yeah she's copying you the baby i had when i was 10 the you're the it seems like they're twins but cousins that's weird yeah yeah yeah it's okay yeah florida man hospitalized after jumping out a moving car I'm assuming claiming he thought he would respond like in GTA

um that sounds real not real wow I thought this is going to be a lot in June I'm too good okay Florida man dies an explosion he dies an explosion after

microwaving a microwave what microwaving you put a microwave in a microwave Okay, so only because there's been a lot of not real, I'm going to say, I'm going to say real. If it's not real. Okay. It's real. That photo.

Oh my gosh. It may not be his body. I know that one because it's on TJ's birthday. So whenever you look up, like, Florida Man and your birthday, that's what always would pop up. This is my favorite one. I just, I want to Like, what's that photo? I don't want to know, but also

I don't think, I feel like that can't be the real photo. Is that his body? If he died in that explosion, he's got his ashes in there. She's the baby trying to ride the dog? Oh, man. Okay, Florida man

steals alligator from golf course tries teaching a lesson by throwing it on off of the roof on roof a bar real alligator or fake alligator like it's like i'm assuming a real alligator yeah i'm gonna say not so gators can me anywhere but like on a golf throwing it on roof of bar he threw it up so he stole an alligator from the golf course taught it a lesson by throwing it on the roof what lesson is it trying to be done

I want to say, I want to say that's not real. Okay. Okay, so... This happened in Daytona Beach. A Florida man told police officers he was teaching a lesson when he tried to throw a live alligator he had stolen from a miniature golf course on the roof of a beachside cocktail lounge. The third-trial man was arrested Thursday. Attempting to throw the gator onto the roof of a cocktail lounge. Okay, something.

Wow. Off of Highway 1A1A. Wow. I want to take a trip there Like if like It's an historical site Yes Historical site

But honestly He had the strength to do all that Listen Yeah Yeah how do you wringle that Throw a gator Throw it up on a bar He can escape prison

Yeah Honestly what can he do Was he arrested? Yeah Arrested Yeah Which what law are you breaking My phone gator

Was he arrested Why were they arrested Wait actually Like is it illegal To steal a wild life I wasn't thinking that. I mean, throw it on, the roof of a bar might get into a little bit of trouble.

Yeah. I wasn't really thinking about the animal. Thick skin. But they don't throw them on top of roofs. How do you explain gator tail? We can't. Yeah. Oh, well.

And like, the shark bait. Okay, anyway. And this last one? Yeah, that was the last one. Wow. Man, I didn't. No, do it with us. Uh, don't.

Just, just, uh... Okay. Yeah. Um, okay. Next segment? Yes. Next segment. All right, this isn't, well, that, the real or not real one was new, too.

But we have a new, completely never before seen. Surprise. Why did they have batteries? I don't know. I think it was, no, I think it's because that one, you feed Plato and if it gets stuck. Okay, that makes a lot of sense. You feed it. Play-Doh?

Oh, yeah. I feel like that teaches kids the wrong thing. That's true. Eating Play-Doh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You, like, make food with the Play-Doh. Yeah, it had, like, it had like a... A stamp thing.

A stamp, yeah. A mold. And they made, like... Yeah, y'all was very different. And it made, like, grapes. Yeah. Grapes and oranges. Good.

Okay. To help at least, you know, teaching kids of the fruits. Well, actually, we had a hack. It was like, I don't, I know at least I did. I don't know if I told you about it. And you did it either. But, like, they sold baby alive diapers for, but I wouldn't buy them. I'd buy real diapers because they were cheaper.

And you get them in bulk. You get two baby alive diapers for like 10 bucks. Yeah, it was a rip off. I was not doing that. I just, I just reused them. Well, see, I had ones that, like, put water down, too. yeah i had those two but i didn't you still reuse them no i didn't actually use i didn't use the diaper oh oh oh no i only had one your baby lives are potty trained oh yeah that's good that's that's

good that's teaching good values yeah instead of keeping them in diapers yeah you got to throw they're naked just like they're thrown into a bin at least yeah they're sitting on the dolls are in here yeah all of that her child is in here. She doesn't even know this one's name. I don't remember it. Was it, I want to, maybe I'm making it up, but maybe Ethan. Oh, you know what? I remember. It was Austin. Austin? That sounds

right. Because I always remembered that it was the, it would make me think of, uh, it would make me think of, uh, my brother's friend. So she named her baby doll after. Well, no, actually, I think I met him after. I think like I had

I know, like, yeah. Okay. Next segment. You're going to decorate a doll's hair. Oh my gosh. That's so fun. So we got this kid at like Dollar General. And this kit. A kid. I don't know how to open. We got this kid.

I've always seen those Austin McBroom TikToks. Yes. I follow him on Snapchat. He's amazing. I sit in the morning and that's what I watch when I get ready. Yes. It's so, he's so dedicated. Like, I wonder what part of it is, like, him being to a real picture. I know.

I think it could be like a whole, like, a whole thing could be like a thing to get more viewers where they actually didn't divorce. I know. I never care about them until now. Yeah. I just thought it was, I don't know, I don't like family vlog channels. Oh my gosh. I used to watch. I don't know if you did.

They were, like, called the Tannerites. No, they were Mormon. Did you watch eight passengers? Oh, my God. every episode you've been on you talk about them i i remember watching it before it all like went down and being like why are they so mean why are they so mean i'm like i'm Mormon i know that's not mormon i know that's not Mormon stuff so like oh man a lot of like we went through a lot of like good memories it was like slime it started with squishies and slime squishy slime

baby lives and then we were entrepreneurs for a bit with the fall festivals and yes we held fall festivals Tell Matthew Mitchell We're coming for his brand Yeah No, at the elementary school We would make teachers As they're wanting to go home After a long day at work

We would make them We'd catch them on the sidewalk As they're literally leaving Out of the gate And they would Yeah Terrible Wait, you'd make teachers

Just watch you No Participate I wouldn't Participate in the fall fest I was trying to leave. Yeah, no, it's good to involve people. Yeah.

We had a news show. Oh my gosh, I forgot about that. Yeah. We made movies. Uh-huh. We had a game called the scary game. It really wasn't scary. It wasn't scary.

We turned the lights off in the classroom and play creepy music in the back and hide and then pop out at one another. But it was like still bright in there. Yeah, because the windows. We'd hide from custodians. Just you? Like, what? Does you? Does you?

No, it was just us. Yeah, it was just us. Like, Beth would go away and then you would hide. One of us would sit in the bathroom waiting for the other one to hide with this creepy music playing in the background. And we would get scared. We were like, oh. They were really bored.

It was like, in the moment it was really scary. Like, because I don't think we were scared because it was the other person popping out. I think it was just because, like, some. Someone is about to jump out at me, and I don't know when. This is, like, life before phones, really, like... She had a phone. I would FaceTime her on my Kindle Fire, Messenger Kids. You could do that?

Well, I had Messenger kids, so... And she once had to make sure they knew that guy. Oh, yeah. That's amazing. One time, Kaylee had me convinced there were bees in my... In my tablet. Like, in my tablet, buzzing. How do you do that, Kaylee?

How do you convince him when there's bees? I don't, I think her, I think something was wrong with the audio. Well, the camera wasn't working. But the audio was working, and she had a filter on that whenever you would open the mouth, it would make this buzzing sound. Oh, my gosh. It was like, oh, my gosh. This is complicated.

Wow. You're the bees. her face. Oh, I don't remember this, but I remember. The bees. And I would freak out. The bees. And I would freak out. And you're just laughing. And then, and then you would do it again. Like, the piece. That's evil. And then she was like, yeah, no, it was just me. Oh, man. It was so funny. I don't. There's so many things that we're probably missing out on.

Right. I'm forgetting. Like, there was so much. I just, every single time I think about it, I just think about the poster and the other girl. We followed a girl around school playing a song called All Around the World with a poster. I tried finding it. I couldn't find it. I couldn't find the song.

What was the poster like? Oh gosh. It had a baby on it. It had a fluffy hair. Let me show you. Was it like your friend? It was like my friend, but she wasn't very nice to me.

You did that now. Oh, thank you. She has to take out. Okay. For the expo thing. Ugh. Yeah. This baby was on there.

We named him Fluffy. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. That's scary. And we named him Fluffy, and it was a classmate of Kee's in our game we used to play. Oh, my gosh. And then we printed it out, like, um, do you guys hear all my doing it's just,

I thought it was a cherry And then there was like a photo Of like a blonde girl And then a Burnett And that was supposed to represent us On the thing Yeah How you guys are really creative

Oh yeah we had a show Called Shanika Shalinka and Slinky Yeah I was Shilinka and she was Shilinka Yeah Yeah That was it

It sounds like a cheer routine song It sounds like a cheer routine song And we and you're following his girl around the school with his music playing and she was running away and we were just not saying a word playing this just laughing yeah holding a poster and just chasing her oh my gosh she would not running she would just marches like a slow like the slow walk like syracillers doing movies you're like oh my gosh who sing that paulina rubio there's this part Imagine

Brown, Brown, round, round. Wow, good time, guys. Actual tyrants. I'm surprised like we didn't get in trouble by like... Right, like some sort of other teacher kids and parents, other teachers. Who cared?

They're like, yeah, killing the bad, they aren't going to be. They're fine. There was this one time I had, my teacher had kids at the school. And it's the principal's husband. Oh. he had kids at the school and it was like during the bubble war and I remember they came and asked if they could play with us because they were playing with the other two girls and I remember Beth like he tells him no no oh my gosh I don't remember doing that but I believe that I did it I believe in their face no no no no this is my teacher I have to go to his class tomorrow I was like oh man I'm in trouble I hope they don't remember that

Evil How old do you think you guys were then So I was 10 I was in fifth grade Wait no Because that was in 6th grade 11 10 So 10 and 11

Wow And then now Okay And they were little Yeah they were Yeah because I know how old the daughters Yeah okay That's so funny

We were too old to be me and my dad so I think the oldest time would have been in second grade could have three yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I was told me and my

bubbles with bubbles for a fake war yeah oh my gosh wait mom and mom

she's like oh yeah they're like related it lines up perfectly and then their dog

was like being timed this whole time no okay it's gonna start okay I'll start

okay when you're like questions right yeah okay so first question dogs or cats or groundhogs oh okay so i like the addition of groundhogs yeah but um i don't know i don't i feel like the groundhog lies a lot so i don't trust it yeah and then um i i cats i go through phases of like liking cats more and then liking dogs but consistently i like dogs more kids are funnier right and the cats and also i have a cat and he's mean and like any only when i'm sick is he ever nice to me and but like all other times he just bites and then attacks your feet in the morning so i'm gonna go with dogs because my dogs

are you do you still do you still like dogs no well okay i would rather not be around big dogs but i'm fine like around dogs yeah okay that's good uh yeah pretty proud of myself yeah big fear Okay. If I killed someone, would you cover me? Okay, so... Hmm. I think it would depend on who it was.

On who I killed? Yep. Who would I kill? Oh, wow. If you killed Fluffy, I don't think I could... I would never kill Fluffy. I don't think I could cover for you if you killed Fluffy. I would never.

I don't know, just like some random person. Some random person? I think I'd pretend I didn't know. Okay. Well, if someone, like, came, up to you and was like, did Kaylee do it? Did Kaylee do it? And like, I can fight it in you. And I'd be like, why would she do that? So you want to remember me? I just don't answer. I just don't answer it. Be like,

don't give a straight answer. You'd be like, why would she do that? What would be the reason for her doing that? Yeah. So I know who to come through now. Yeah. Now? I mean, it's not going to happen. It sounds pretty bad. And you got this on tape too. So another call crazy to me. What does I do with her hair? Uh, what's your favorite dinosaur, Beth? Um, so I actually am not well-versed in dinosaurs, but I like the ones with the long neck because I think they seem sweet. Yeah, I like that too. I don't know. I feel like dinosaurs kind of weird me out because we, we find them in, like, big areas.

Do they keep the bones in the ground, or do they take the bones out and then piece it together? Because they're, they have to keep them in the ground first. Right. because how do they know what it looks like and if it got killed in the asteroid then their bones would be like splattered everywhere so they'd have to be set back together right but then i'm pretty sure there's been times that they found like sets of bones still together yeah i think they have did we know for sure was an asteroid do we know what dinosaur is do we know here's my thing what if it's fake the yeah cavemen how was that i don't neanderthals neanderthal neanderre neandra that's a good girl's name

I don't like to think about things I don't understand. Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point. I don't... Okay. I'm really trying to figure out how to do it right here. Yeah, I seem like you restarted a couple times. So I'm going to add these.

What is your idea of happiness? Oh, my gosh. So, what kind of... Okay. I think my idea of happiness... I mean, I have a real answer, and then I have a fake answer. I'll do it with my fake answer first. But Loki kind of real.

I think a lifetime supply is. slim gyms would cure a lot of problems that I might be having because I love slim gyms. I think I had three before I came here today. Oh my gosh. And I've only been up for a few minutes whenever I came here.

I was snapping you and every time you would send it it would be a new slim gym. And I don't even call them some gyms. I call them gyms. Yeah, because you're like eating gyms. Not a gym. Saying that.

eating gents what's your real answer my real answer it's so sappy and gross I don't know I want to be a stay-at-home mom when I'm older really freaking bad that's a good yeah so and I would want to have a flower farm

oh that's sweet that fits you that would yeah what would be your idea of happiness my idea yeah what was the I would love, like, this is not my real answer because I'd really have to dig deep for a real answer.

But, um, I would love, like, like you said, slim gyms, but instead, like, Chick-fil-A. Oh, yeah. Every day, I didn't gain weight. It was healthy for me. And, like, I, fresh every time. Not to say money buys happiness, but. Can we be real? Can we be real?

Yeah. I'd be pretty happy if I was like, right? I would, I wouldn't be crying a lot. Yeah. It would be great. Yeah. Yeah, that is true. I wanted to worry about college.

When I'm upset, I just go shopping. Yeah, if I could just buy stuff. I buy, I literally bought a dress the other day because I was upset. Yeah. So, like, here's my head. And also, like, I get so angry when rich people have bad sense of style. Or when they don't.

Yeah. You have all that resource. Like, and I'm just jealous. Like, the red carpet looks are getting out of control. How hard is it to go to a night? designer and be like give me a nice dress or I'll give you how much you want why do we have to make it ugly oh why are we going abstract yeah yeah just give me something classy come on I wasted a lot of time trying to figure out what to do yeah whatever two minutes left

fine I can work with that yeah if you could bankrupt any company person country or organization what would it be so it was actually really funny about me I don't understand money so you just said bankrupt and I don't know what that meant. So, like, basically they lose all their money, they have to shut their company or whatever now. Okay, so she's cute. Anyways, they have to close their doors. Yeah.

That's a good question. A company that has to close the doors. I don't, I really don't enjoy Sam's Club. I hate Sam's Club. Oh, really? Every single time I go in there, I immediately, no. I take it back. Coals.

I hate coals. I hate coals with so much, like, so much in me. Because every single time I go in there, the same reason as Sam's, I get drained for some reason. Like, all the energy is taken from me. It's like they're harvesting energy. And, like, I just get so tired. And also, it's kind of eerie in there. It's so quiet.

Yeah, I, yeah. And the lights are so bright. And it's so big. It's so, like, like back rooms type. It is. Back rooms, cool. Yeah. I don't understand how it's still, like...

Running. Yeah, because... Like, Sears shut down, because they went bankrupt. And I feel like they had the same kind of... I mean, like, Sears is like... But I remember when I was younger, my grandma took me to Sears to go buy clothing. Like, I bought clothes from the Sears. They had clothing.

I don't like snoddy in the mic. It's... I like burp into the mic all the time. Oh, no, yeah. Yeah, Coles is going to answer. Also, Coles, their clothing is kind of annoyingly expensive. Like, I think it should be, like, a cheap place to buy stuff. I swear.

I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure, like, it's true. Like, I think they mark up their prices. That's what I feel. And then they say it's on sale. It's, I feel like I don't like most circles. Yeah. Like, I, I try to, like, find something and then I'm like, they're very matronly. Right.

Yeah. Yeah. So. How many questions are that? Oh, okay. Oh, wow. 14 seconds. Okay.

Oh, no. Okay. Okay. So, oh. Oh. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, oh, my gosh. Oh, oh, oh, Oh, okay. here she is. Best to finish product. It's fitting.

Her and her naked baby. Her and her naked baby. And they're the same height. Oh, yeah. And their dog. It's also like a blonde dog. It's crazy. We're just like the dog on.

Turn the dog on. Oh. Now it's a family. Wow. Yay. so cute they're like talking it's so sweet okay

okay that was all over the thing so now it's okay do you mean to help you like now it's the judge's turn to tally up the votes the results are in Beth where's her painting

do you have a tack um oh my cat painting my cat painting my gosh Oh, I keep hitting my face in the mic. Oh, yeah, that's cute.

Okay. Beth. Your total score was 89. Yay! Wow. If you had a 90, you would have been in tier one. You're in tier two. And so, yeah, tier one's better.

Yeah. Anyway. Close out, Kaylee. Thank you for joining us. Well, thanks for having me. This was really great. Done. That's it.

Tune in to the next episode. Yay! Bye!