The Poodcast with Kenzie and Kaylee - Tortured Podcast Department- BYOB (Bring Your Own Bible)

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

Hello fellow tortured podcast listeners. In this podcast episode, Kenzie and Kaylee talk about the new Taylor Swift Album, The Super Bowl, Parties, what is real and not real, and a lot of other things. If you think you can keep up, GIVE IT A WATCH. If not, watch it anyway. Notice how I didn't mention Cody Ko yet. 

Hey guys, welcome to the tortured podcast department. Wait, is that what, that was a full title. Yes, we are the tortured podcast department, which Taylor Swift, she got her inspiration from us for the stupid tortured poet. We should have trademarked it. We knew we should have. Pete always said if you think of an idea trademark it. Yeah, and don't tell your friends because don't tell your friends. And then get your bag

for copywriting. Obviously we're not friends of Taylor Swift. Who was the person to tell her? Who do we know? Told her about our idea. Well, Chloe likes Taylor Swift. Is Chloe friends with Taylor Swift? Well, no, I think it's a whole line. I think she told like some kind of

fan club on Instagram and then they told another fan club and then they told Taylor Swift's agent. And then... Taylor Swift told Taylor. So, like, this was a really good idea. Yeah.

Speaking of Taylor Swift, I do have to kind of... I talked about it in the thing that we had to delete. We had an episode... You're not going to post that, right? The car episode. We were going to film a car episode of us driving and we call it trying not to crash. But then, like, I think, honestly,

we're so focused on not crashing that it was very boring, so we deleted it. And the mics died. The mics died. That was the main problem. That was funny. because we we got to a point where actually we were doing something and then there was no sound so but anyway this happens a lot that was so sad like if i wish that the problem for these podcasts

that we don't post was the sound because it would be great to post like non yeah uh revealed like podcast that we yeah like behind the scene or uh never before seen never before seen yeah maybe we could recover it like somehow in the future uh we should have done like a bad lip reading on yeah like AI generated sound I do have a few ideas I probably shouldn't be saying them on the podcast secret if no it's like a secret treat like if you watch this

if you watch this you know some ideas I have you do write it out write it out so it's only on the YouTube so you can only see like our ideas if you watch it but no you just say it I don't care um so you know the short film we were talking about doing short film yeah we remember the hobocchi place oh we were like we want to post one on the channel yeah there was

I want to do that but that's not like what I was thinking of there was something else I was thinking of during class I don't remember what it was dang it it was really good too is it gonna make a serious short film no that's what me and Chloe were saying we were saying that it should be like it looks really serious

but it's all metaphors for something really stupid that would be really good so it's like we're just say we're just talking about like I don't know farts she might it's like in a really that would be really Really, no, I would love, and, like, as, like, the twilight, like, setting where, like, the color is all blue. Chloe, she might get mad at me for saying, yes, but she thought he doesn't watch this.

But, like, we went to dinner the other night, and she told me, because Chloe wants to be, like, a writer, like, she's really into, like, acting and stuff, and she wants to be a writer. And I don't know if she told you this, but she has a list, a notes app, and it's literally, like, SNL skits, like, and then there, hold on, one of those, she has ideas that she wants to write about if she, she ever were to get on SNL and they're so oh let's see you're not quote they're so strange like this is one she told me i don't she's like i don't remember what this is about but this is one of her prompts and she has like hundreds of she was scrolling forever and she only told me like five of these when the doctor tells me i have e coli robots at it she's just letting you know if you've already turned 18 you've been teen pregnancy woo that's her one of her ideas and she hasn't deleted and she's like i don't know what it means but it's probably really good what but but

Anyway, so we could so, like, use one of her ideas and make it a short film. We could. Because they're so weird. We'd have to get her help on that. Our creative director. Yeah. I don't remember what I was. But it was a really good idea.

So if I remember, I'm going to interrupt you during the podcast to say it. Well, okay. So speaking to Taylor Swift, I did to this, but I think it should be addressed that the one song I listened to to do, To by Taylor Swift. I actually have recently deleted it for my, like, songs because I've gotten tired of it. But I have accidentally, like, I didn't mean to, but I did, like, this song called The Archer by Tito Swift. And I don't know. It's not, like, really relatable because it's, like, kind of depressing.

So maybe, what's the podcast to the new album? She said, Torture Poets. Maybe that is able for her to talk. But it's from my Harry Potter edit. So that's the only way I like it. But I think I should be addressed because. it looks a lot like it's going to be like a different kind of music

emo. Well, not emo. I wasn't thinking emo. I wasn't thinking emo. I was thinking more like I don't know. Like probably more, I mean, she already has alternative or something. Yeah. She already, I mean does this mean she broke up

with Travis Kelsey? No. Unless, well no. I I'm like excited for the album When they do break up Yeah I know I'm really out What do you say the chances are Of her

Of Travis Kelsey proposing Is it bowl? Like Like Out of what 10? Five I don't know

I don't know I don't know I don't know Like 100? Out of Three and a half I think it's a very real possibility Because I don't

I don't know It seems like That's so stupid I think everything I think everything's scripted and I think it'll be scripted too. But I keep on seeing... I sent it to you recently.

And it's this guy and he's like, pretending to be Travis Kelsey proposing. He's like, ha-ha. Taylor. I forgot. It talks like exactly how I think you would go down. And I don't know. I mean, I know they're going to win.

Of course, the chiefs are going to win. It's scripted. They have to win. They have to go to their side. But I'm... If they do... If... I, okay, I believe they will get married just as much as I believe they will break up, if that makes sense.

Like, it's a, it's a possibility for both. Any possibility. I don't know why I care about it, because they don't care, but then I... Also, I'm wearing the Chief's color right now. Yeah, you are. Maybe you should get off the podcast. My goofy hat balancing about. Wait, the Chief's colors are, like, red and yellow.

Yeah. I mean, red is... Is the 49ers, too. Oh, okay. Which, and also Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I think that, um, it's also FSU, but, uh, don't speak that name in this way. I think that.

Yeah, I agree. I was trying to remember what I was saying. Um, I think that they shouldn't allow two teams that have the same colors into the Super Bowl. I know that, like, the Chiefs is yellow, too. I don't know what the 49ers other color is. It's like golden red, I thought. So they're the same thing. Basically.

I don't think they should let us do that because then like... It's confusing. It's boring. It's like... Do you only watch football for the colors? The colors add to it. A child. No, like...

In the Super Bowl stadium, it's like split, you know? You'll see one team and the other team. That's like adds to the coolness. It's all going to be red and yellow in there. Um... I guess. guess. Just, okay, yeah, write the NFL and be like, hey, you can't do this. Get the Jags back in there. Red and blue? Like, red versus blue? That's perfect. Red and red

doesn't make sense. Who do you think's going to win the Super Bowl? You said the Chiefs? Yeah, I think it's going to be the Gators. It's a different. It's like a different league. Did you not, I send you a TikTok so you obviously just don't look at my TikToks. Okay. Is it one of those stupid Super Bowl predictions? Yeah. No, I do think the Chiefs will win because Taylor Swift makes a lot of money. Yeah. And so does Travis Kelsey.

And together they're super, they're super billionaires. I don't care. They're probably billionaires. They probably have money on like off. Super Bulls, super billionaires. That's funny. That's a good one, Kaylee. Good job.

You tell me that like, like you tell me I'm funny like I'm a baby. Yeah, I do. Because I'm like mentoring you and how to be funny. What? No. Not even true, guys. Kinsie's not funny. Among us.

How about that? Among us is how me and Kaylee are friends. But we don't, okay, I know I'm saying. These are, I'm told you I'm bringing up topics. I'm not going to bring the whole backstory in, but we, I think we should also, the wall is gone for today. Yeah. So don't even warn about that. but I just hope everyone knows that we were among us people

you do look like a baby or I do in that bow by the way you said I was treating like a baby I was treating like a baby I was treating like a baby but everyone knows and she say something Kaly in the mic don't even talk to me I look goofy

if you can't tell we are now going back to Universal the journey has rebegan rebegan what is the word for it restarted we haven't restarted it's just

I said regun rebegun that's terrible rebegan restarted restarted no I hate that start it up again I'm going with rebegan

that's not um hey I like that what we did there That was funny My head hurts guys I just don't even like We were recording for 13 minutes

Two more hours to go Anyways we're going back to Universal My mom and me have re Renewed Revenued Just renewed We renewed our fans We said that we were done

I remember like I remember the last time we went like when we our passes were supposed to end didn't they ask us like okay that was like you guys like did everything you wanted to you got your fill and we're like yeah I guess like it was nice

having the passes but I think we're really done with Universal we were lying it was like a month later we were ready to go back I don't even think a month later no I think it was probably probably the next day as we were leaving

universal we're like because it was like I think I was at school and I was like I miss Universal and you're like well too bad and then like the next day you were talking about it see how it's uneven Kaley I'm sorry I'm sorry I can

I'm sorry I can crop things I don't take too much time I interrupted your thought keep going Do you think like what is the best like dance movie can do I don't

here I'll show you my dance move whenever I go anywhere like to any prom any like when I went to the New Year's dance party that we went to my family to be dancing all right let's see what let's see it

I don't actually remember wow really that's terrible and then I something happened I start jumping to music you should uh go to dance classes okay can i ask something i've been thinking oh my gosh i'm so sorry the static what the static is it just because okay i don't know um oh my gosh um no okay okay my gosh the people who like are um in dance class and they do like professional dancing

I'm confused, do you guys, like, go to, like, a party and start doing, like, pirouettes per, how you say, on the dance floor? Like, go to the dance class. Okay, but everyone there at the dance party is at the dance party. At the party, it's going to be dancing, like, I mean, every once on people, like, twerkens. I mean, you know, I'll say it. I don't go that many parties. So, do I know that much about parties? Probably not.

The last party I went to just with old people. Yeah, if I go to a parties, it's like... It's... No, I mean like, parties, I mean, like, prom and homecoming, really. Those are two parties I go to. Is that a party? A prom and homecoming, or parties. A dance. I'll do that, sorry.

But I'm saying, do people who take, like, dance professionally, like, say there's a tap dancer in the crowd, are they going to pull out their tap dancing moves? And I was like, oh, my gosh, you're so good at dancing. Like, no, they're weird. So there's no point we're doing dance classes. One, I have two things. One, I don't think that, like,

I know they do exist, but I just don't believe they exist. Parties? Like ones where it's like people are like, boom, boom, boom! And like drinking and stuff and like doing the keg thing. Whatever. I'm looking at two, what's the word called? You're looking at two teenagers that are not sheltered. We are sheltered from the world.

I do not want to go to parties. Parties like that what she's talking about are scary to me. terrifying the ones in the movies you always have the chance of being drugged yep or the ones the movies where the the quiet girl she gets like one sip of alcohol and she didn't dancing on the table and her bra and underwear who i'm sorry if someone did that to me if a girl in my senior class did that at a party i went to that wouldn't be cool yeah i don't think people might think it's cool i won't think i don't think very many people would yeah like it's not real i feel like people wouldn't be like oh yeah i'd be like oh okay put your clothes back on

like we're 16 years old but i think um i think we go to a school that's just like yeah a lot of same minded people yeah um i see some time people on snapchat they go to like parties but it's usually like 10 people just sitting in a circle drinking something yeah and smoking and i'm like that sounds so fun guys or like last night was a movie and then they all just had to sleep over. That sounds so good, guys. I would love to be at your party where you're smoking. Sounds weird.

You're drinking and smoking. Yeah, invite me. No, actually, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I can bust them. Oh, we should so do that. Kaley, we need to get a party going. Like, they're like, all right, party my house, and then be like, bring your own beer and stuff like that, and then call the cops.

Bring your own beer. And weed. B-Y-O-O-B. It's like bring your own Bible, but beer B-Y-O-B, that's what we mean, like, bring your own Bible. Yeah, and then people show up with beer and they're like, cops are here, gotcha! My uncle, he's a cop, why? He's at the park.

You think it was just for high school, or is out? Like, my whole family is here. I am I too. B-Y-O-B, bring your own, we're doing Bible study. What are you talking about, dude? Get out. Like, I don't want your weed. Stop.

oh man no um i think we should relabel this podcast as um i'm gonna call it b y ob no we're we're like the teenage drinking busters buster i can name buster the dog like we are stopping teenage drinking adolescent drinking underage drinking here um teenage against drinking teenagers against Adelisant drinking. Tad. No. Teenagers against underage drinking. Towed. That's a really bad.

Okay, we could do it backwards. Do that. Drinking adult... No. Drinking adolescents. Drinking undergates. What? Drinking underage, adolescent, no.

Drinking, okay, this is so annoying. You've got to cut all this out. I feel like people are angry. at us for saying this over and over again. What were you going to say? You would wrap with me. Uh. Controversial opinion.

I don't think dancing looks very good. I think it looks like they're just flopping around, if I'm being honest. The whole thing of dancing. Well, okay, so some dancing does sound good, but like, I'll see, like, ballet. You don't like, ballet is pretty? ballet is fine okay but like i don't know hop hip hop dancing is like i don't really want to hear what you're saying beautiful hold on let me pull up ew uh stop you're burper burper burper burping

let's see i don't know what this dancing she but like i see like people post dance clips and i'm like hip hop is pretty cool this doesn't look like you're dancing it looks like you're flinging your body yeah i do um there was one TikTok and it was like a dance off with like some some dance school and the girls were literally just like like what what made us decide that this stuff

looks good like you pull up they're just hopping around moving their arm yeah TikTok dances I don't well this isn't on TikTok that basically that's like it's inspired the room is really clean that is definitely

but South Korea and they're definitely like that's terrifying That looks scary. Like dystopian. Hold on. I have a better. I'll show you.

I like ballet. I've only seen like one ballet, maybe. I like, um... Tap dancing's pretty cool. I want to know who came up with tap dancing. Yes, that. Yeah, I don't like that. Like the kids' bop dances?

Well, I think they're dancing, like, actual dances. Well, I know. I'm seeing like they look like kids' pop dancers would do. But, like, I just, not, I'm sure she's a very good dancer. Yeah, I just think. Um. But dancing is not like, it just looks like you don't know what you're doing. Yeah, like that where they're like doing like.

Yeah. Like, I do that. Like, if I'm like trying to pretend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think dancing, okay, this might be controversial, but you have to like move your body. Like, just moving your torso, I don't think it's dancing. I think you have to move your legs.

little bit. Yeah. She's like maybe taking one step. Go follow our Instagram and our TikTok. The underscore Pukos. Pukos. Pukos. We have a link tree now, guys. But I couldn't put it in TikTok because, Ticktiak. Because apparently okay, listen to this. Listen to this. Okay.

If TikTok moves our account, this is why. So to put a link to a link tree in your bio and TikTok, you have to be registered as a business account, okay? Oh, that's easy. A business account. Just turn business on.

No, you have to legally register with the United States Legallybusiness.com or something to be an actual business. And he had to pay something. I don't. I'm too afraid to do that. I'm only 18.

Oh, I guess I could do it. I'm an adult. Don't look on TikTok right now. I'm not on TikTok. I sent Kinsey this post of an Indian police clear a suspected Chinese spy pigeon

after eight months and bird lockup. I don't know what you just said. An Indian police, like, I guess not one. The Indian police clear a suspected Chinese spy pigeon

after eight months of the bird in lockup. Birds aren't real. Birds look for the booge-wasse. No, they cleared the pigeon. So they thought he was a spy and they, like, oh, man. They thought it was a Chinese spy.

Police suspected it was involved in espionage and took it in, later, sending it to Mumbai's bice. Car by Dinshaw Petit Hospital for animals. I'm so sorry. Eventually, it turned out the pigeon was an open water racing bird from Taiwan and escaped and made its way to India.

It's a normal pigeon? The bird was transferred to the Bombay Society for the prevention of cruelty to animals whose doctors set it free on Tuesday. Wow. So, okay, this is how it happened. They captured a pigeon and they thought it was a Chinese spy

Yeah Later come to find out It's actually a racing pigeon And then they said to free I don't know What do you Yeah but didn't say Open water racing pigeon

Yeah but So is it a free bird Or does someone own it And they race the pigeon Open water racing bird They're like They scan it's like foot It's a good database

For pigeons And they're like Oh it's registered as a racing horse racing racing pigeon that's a good joke when I look up open water racing

pigeon or bird it just pops up with the article pictures of the picture so they just made it up look up what is a people

this is not pigeons um I actually really like this hat here so glad you do I'm going to take it universal one we go

it's like one of those like um midwestern hat not midwestern the people that wear the surfers and californ you know like the not with this part i look good is what i might say huh um okay so what we talking about before pigeon you ruined the whole thing i'm sorry it was something i had to say this episode is off the rails we're so we're so crazy Every episode is off the rails. Insert that meme of that girl with a bag of chips on her head, and she's like, she's so crazy. Yeah, yeah.

Insert that end right here, please. That's us. That literally is us. We put a hat on our head, and we're like, oh, we're so funny, pocket. Anyway, I was thinking about this topic, okay? Museums, and I was, what was it? I don't know what name. Where it came in my head, but someone was talking about a new exhibit in a museum,

and they were like, yeah, it has the first generation of this book or something, like, very important to a specific group of people. I don't remember what. And they're like, it's never been discovered until now, whatever. How the heck do we know if those people, if I understand, they're archaeologists certified, whatever, historian certified. I don't believe that every single artifact that we find

is actually found. I think people made it so we could, so you go to the exam and you pay for more. So you have more stuff to fill a museum. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't understand. I don't understand.

I honestly believe that some artifacts other than some really major ones that these people have found are just made like just they just made it up for people to go look at more so people pay more money to get more exhibits

like how do we know that that museum didn't just copy didn't just make like design this historic piece of paper in the back room on Photoshop

I don't know what a great exchange you got we are such like our chemistry is podcast host because it's great I don't know you want me to like be like well give me a reason well here's well actually well well I think that

it's real all of it I think at least it existed at one point maybe real all of it maybe it's like maybe it's not the exact thing that it was like the original but close your eyes because my head hurts oh my gosh it's so bright in here we have every light on possible Alexa turn lights off he doesn't listen to you you're not her master you're not her master what is this

Alexa turn first plug off Alexa, turn second plug-off. Alexa, turn first plug-on. Alexa, turn second plug-in. Remember the thing that we were saying from The Chosen? Oh, you open the window, and I have an idea. I have an idea.

Okay, okay. Turn... Alexa, turn first plug-off. Oh my gosh, wait, back, wait. Back up a little bit? I know, as I'm going to do. Okay, okay. Okay, okay.

You say it. I'm going to say, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I have an idea. So we watched the Chosen season four at first three episodes in theaters the other day. And it was great. A lot happened. I won't tell you exactly what happened.

Don't want to spoil it for you guys if you're going to go watch it. Yeah. But there was one scene. I don't know who walked in the room. Was it Dawn? It happened multiple times. Who they did. With the window thing.

He only did that once. Matthew was staring. Oh, yeah, that was after the thing. It was when one of the disciples walked in. He was Jesus. Yes, Jesus did it, but someone was in the room with him. Andrew. Was it Andrew?

I don't remember who it was. No, Andrew. The guy with the curly hair, what they all are all of them. Yeah. but they're in the room and they're talking and then Jesus gets up and he like opens the window and it's like bright outside and he's like I have an idea

and it made us not that I say it out loud it's not funny it was like the historic it's like the pre light bulb version of ding I have an idea I do I think that they meant to do that because they didn't have light bulbs back then they had like lights or what? Lanterns? Yeah, but then like put the window.

Anyway, this is the idea. I have an idea. Yeah. And it was funny because I kept been doing it over and over again. So, also, speaking of going to watch the Chosen,

the people in our theater are so annoying. You were the youngest ones there for sure. I mean, no, no, there was a teen. But most of the average age was 50 yeah and I wish that like I could go see like I know I said it's annoying they were annoying but I wish I could go see the rest of the episode yeah I want them to be at my wedding like that whole because like and what I mean what I mean by this is literally everything that was like trying to be funny

like some things people write in movies or in shows aren't just that funny but they laughed at every single joke that they tried and it was again all like old people yeah and And every time they, like, make a marriage joke. Yeah, yeah, right. Like, Simon Peter, and then who's, was it Philip who was getting married? No, it's, uh, Jay one. Oh, dang. What is his name?

Thomas. Yes, Thomas. Um, and, like, Simon Peter would always be giving Thomas, like, advice or something, or what to do, because he's getting married to, um, Rayma. Yeah. Which doesn't exist, but apparently, whatever. but he's always like he'll give advice or it's always time in Peter giving some kind of marriage advice yeah or talking about marriage and the entire theater would laugh and be like yeah that's right

yeah and we just sat there sharing the screen it's like yeah and because of me he's like he'll be like young humor whenever something that wasn't supposed to be funny it was just funny so in the theater it just be me and her laughing at this awkward silence and no one else is laughing and we're like yeah everyone laughs at the appropriate laughing times even though

it was annoying and we were laughing at someone opening a window and yeah we laughed as Jesus opening a window and then a disciple standing in a doorway he like popped out of the side and just stood there and stared at him and we just burst in a laugh it was just insane and they weren't even just like laughing too they're like which is like how people like in a sermon like when you're like amen like that they did that also in the movie theater I'm like I understand yeah I understand like we are watching a show about Jesus and we are like kind of being preached to but also it's we're in a movie we're in a movie theater the same rules apply guys but it was kind of like a weird like dynamic yeah

And then we went to the bathroom because there was an intermission and we saw everyone. That was also like a really together moment. Yeah, we're like family. Yeah, I watched a movie together at night. But yeah, as I said, I wanted at my wedding because I feel like they would give the most. Like whenever I walked out, they're like, oh my gosh, she's so beautiful. Like my parents would like, they would like cry and everything. But like they would be like, like break down on their knees and then when I,

like when we actually get married they're in like be the loudest. I remember when she was young. I remember. And she was at that movie theater. I remember when we watched. I think a lot of them. Never mind. I guess we're not that far away from like the appropriate age to getting married.

Yeah, I guess. That's really scary to think about. Yeah, like if we were born like a hundred years ago, we would You know what's crazy though? That we're going to be like alive in like 2060. Like, that's going to exist.

Who's to say? Who's to say? Or you, I kill you. I'm kidding, I don't get on. Hey, Kinsey. I promise. What if we killed each other, like, the same time, we just stabbed each other in the head? I feel like, would that be kind of like... My school was pretty thick. Would that be kind of, like, really cool?

Like, would that go down in history? Like, your history? books we have like COVID and Kenzie and Kelly killing each other and then two friends kill each other probably happened before but also I don't understand how you could

stab someone through their school that's pretty hard like strength you can break a school I could break your school I couldn't I don't believe that I don't we're not going to try it out either so only way to know

how hard it did to break a school We need that strength tester thing to see how stronger grip is. Four means. Okay, well, this one says 1,400 pounds. We've got to get DeRuzi on here so you can explain that to us in physics terms. Oh, okay. So, I was gross. I pranked everyone on the Instagram last night.

I made them all think that if they clicked, yes, they'd be the next person to be interviewed. Five people responded. and and one of them we already had on and then the rest said yes and just so you guys know none of you are next

oh you're right you're right we already know who's next it wasn't even like you had a chance you didn't have a chance one of you is who we plan to be the third one though we plan you don't know yet yeah you don't know yet

Yeah, you don't know yet. But I prank them all. And I hope they're sad. Forget the ones that comment on our Instagram post. We have a new biggest hater. They want, we have competition, a biggest hater, all in once. I remember he said like, what do you guys even talk about? Yeah, he said, really interesting things, dude.

He said our name sucked. Yeah. And that he was going to make a competing podcast. Yeah. So if a podcast comes out. What was it, something about blonde, being blonde? I thought he'd say he was going to use our name again. He's going to be the PooCast with Blank and Blank.

Was it? Or the podcast. I don't remember. But I remember they also said something about them both being blonde. Yeah. That's not going to go well. That's so stupid. Nobody likes blondes.

Nope. Second. He said. he said that we have nobody listening to our podcast. Prove them wrong, guys. Move them wrong. Get this podcast to a million views.

It's just a high school gay league. I don't know. And? Does that make us less of a person? Anyway. Sorry, got really worked up. I don't even remember what else he said. He said that, like, it said 23 people listening to one podcast isn't a lot.

Yeah. Listen. Yeah. I know it's not a lot, but it's a lot for just starting. We just started up? And being like, nobody knows us. Half the people who start podcasts have already, like, a following. Yeah, literally.

Yes. We literally have started this because we think we are funny and we have things talk about. and it's Who's Zulu? It's a non-governmental organization. They follow us. It's a podcast thing. We've got to tell them to post us.

Is that a podcast thing? Why is there a toilet? No, we're a toilet! Zulu friends, renouncing the winner of our second Love Your Bomb giveaway and Love Summer Period. Giveaway after September 30th. Why didn't we win that?

Anyway, if you're, if you are too scared to reach our podcast on your social media, you're a baby. Okay. We know we're funny. We know we're enjoyable. We know you like our podcast. Click share so that other people can be blessed with our voices. That's all I have to say. Mike drop.

One idea. Do you all remember when Eminem changed their name to just M? I don't. You don't remember that? I was like, okay, maybe I just thought of it then. Maybe he was like, a dream that I had. But I thought that M and M just changed their name to M. Like a couple, like a, your bow is going all over the place, Kaylee.

You don't care, okay. Like a year or two ago, they changed their name, just M. And then their speaker, whatever, their spokesperson. Kali, get off of TikTok. I'm so funny. She's scrolling through the TikTok she sent to me. right now like she dude what do you do have you seen this one i'm talking about something yeah i did this one yeah suck now i go and sport it all by saying something stupid like he's behind me isn't

abraham lincoln joe death is so funny healy isn't it being our former president being shot in the head it's without him knowing is so funny he freed the slaves oh my gosh I got to practice. How do they walk? They walk normal. On graduation? I'm going to practice this. See?

There's not like smooth. Kenzie Burke. So was it. Here, you're the principal. Did you see the bread? Yeah, I'd stop swiping. So did I. Wait, why is it feeling?

Oh. I'm saying, Stop, I hate. These TikToks aren't funny. Okay. The spokesperson for M&Ms was Maya Rudolph. When they changed her name to M. And I'm so confused what happened.

because I have yet to see a single M&M package with just M on it. I really don't care about Eminem. Recently, I got M&Ms, and the only thing I was different was, it was like, for you, for him, for her, for them, for everyone. And that was the only thing I was different. And like, I don't understand. Like, can someone tell me what happened? Did they go bankrupt?

And I thought the whole M thing was like a more inclusive thing because for some reason having two M&Ms, having two M's is just non-inclusive. I don't know Can someone give me clarification What's going on? I'm very scared And I think they died Um next topic

Intrusive thoughts Okay This is the last one I'm carrying the podcast right now I'm a genius So much intrusive thoughts Yeah I was saying on the way here Like I was thinking of crashing into Kaylee

That wasn't why intrusive thoughts I don't want to know what metal crunching sounds like. Don't you? Like the impact of me just crashing into your trunk. Haley, that's your mom's... She paid for that! You're gonna break it! Anyway, I think it's called Intrusive Thoughts,

where you're just, like, driving, you're like, what if I just ran into oncoming traffic? And I know... I think that's impulsive. No, intrusive. It's the same thing. Impulsive thoughts is an action. Intrusive is like...

Where's your bow? You've got to put that on back on. Go back to baby mode. You can see boo-go-gag-gat. Um, Anywho, yeah, I know it's serious.

Don't talk about crashing. I know I don't want to know what a crash was like. But also, I just like, it's not like I'm depressed and suicidal, like where I want to, like, kill myself. But, like, it's gone dark.

What are you doing, Gaylee? You look like an idiot. I always look like an idiot. This is serious. I had to get a picture of you. But like, man, I really hope we don't get, like, in trouble for saying this. But, like, I just... Who's going to get us in trouble?

No one watches our pockets. Well, stay there. Stay there, Kiley. Okay, I got it. Was that my breath? Yes, it was. How would you not know that? Whoa.

Can you not feel yourself breathing? No. Um, but like, and maybe, maybe I should like, when VR gets really good and I can like really sense when I'm playing, I'll be able to do this more. But like when that happens, I'm going to get into a car driving simulator and if I don't know how it's going to happen, but I am, I will crash into a car on a, in a simulator setting, okay? not in real life. I'm not going to crash. I'm a really good driver. Yeah. Crashing also scares me though. Does anyone else think about how we're just like driving deadly machines, death machines to work and to everywhere we go. And there's like people who like will travel across the country for a job in the killing machine.

And how like this thing it could like break down in the middle of the highway. and I could just start a pile up. You know? Cote. But my car is safe. I have a Subaru. Mm-hmm. I bought a Subaru because...

I'm scared of dying. There I said it. Yeah. Me too. There, I said it, guys. You guys know my fears. Actually, I'm not scared of dying. I'm really excited to see you this, so...

I'm not scared of dying. I'm scared of dying slowly. I'm just... scared of, like, I'm scared of dying, but I'm not scared of after die. Yeah, I agree with that. Like, the thought of just, your life ending is scary, but then again, it's terrifying. My eternity is starting. Whoa. But, yeah, if I died slow, like, I like to think, when I, okay, this is my, this is like me.

When I was younger, I used to think that getting killed by a stab wound or a gunshot was a much bigger chance than it actually is. And then I grew up, and I was like, I'm probably going to die of old age or in car crash. And now I'm kind of thinking, like, you know what? I could die by a stab wound or a gunshot. So I've been watching Grey's Anatomy lately. Yeah. So it's Chloe.

Terrible. I just don't believe. Like, that's so stupid. Kaylee, what did you do my phone? I just think, like, there's too many tragedies that happen. That is not realistic. Yeah, I agree with that. Like, every day, well, the three seasons I watched.

They've got, like, the worst. thing that could have ever happened yeah happen and like every single one of her friends died that worked in the same place as her her husband all her best friends it doesn't that's not like literally yeah yeah like she always like george died yeah that was funny she loses so many people and like i get that people like die and like you lose people throughout your life but all in such a short amount of time and also from tragedies. None of them died from, like, old age. Yeah.

They all died from some kind of tragedy, some kind of sickness, some kind of, I don't know. And it's just so unrealistic. It's not like... Like, I get if all your friends died from a tragedy, if the tragedy was all the same,

but all different tragedies, not real. I think you're going to put your mic in a better place. Because your voice is kind of weird. But you get what I mean? That's not clear. you look like Albert Einstein

but you get what I mean let me just tell you the Killy that is TV that is not real I get okay here's something I've said a lot recently I get why we don't have like a

normal like movie or show where it's like someone has like a literal normal life I think we're all the time Our day-to-day lives, we don't have a movie like that. Everything, like, people have to be dramatic or people have to make terrible decisions in order to make the show keep going.

Yeah. But, like, I would love a show that was just, like, a normal life. No, I think with it all the time, like, I was like, whoa. I used to be thinking all time that, like, I would be such a good, like, I think it would be such an original idea if I could just randomly pick, like, 10 people out of the world who didn't know that they were signing up for a movie or something or, like, being recorded. Like, they had, like, no intentions of being recorded, yet they're still fine with it,

and I could just film their whole life. Yeah. And, but no one would ever watch it. No, here's what I always think about. What if there was a movie where it's, like, say you're in New York or something, and you're on, you're focused on one person, and then this is just, like, film ideas. If anyone wants to be a future director, here's your moneymakers. you're focused on one person in like the New York

Street in Manhattan and then someone like bumps into them and then they're like oh and then the camera shifts to the person that just bumped into them and it goes through their day and then they have some kind of like interaction where they like shake someone's hand and then they go to that like that would just be so strange

and like shows do movies do that but they have like it's like a full circle I don't want anything to be connected I want to start in like New York and end up in a last with these people and I just like I love watching rom-coms and it's always so annoying they have to like destroy their relationship with the person before they get together yeah we just have a normal like yeah like oh my gosh I like this person

yeah they have a great relationship and then they end up together yeah um I know that's why I'm like this is a little deep I'm scared to get in relationship so I'm like I mean not to like hate someone before I actually love them like I just want to be like good pals and then like hey actually i love you like that and all these people were like yeah he tried to kill me yeah he tried to kill me but he loves me i married his brother yeah and had a family and then i realized that i loved him instead yeah and that's why love isn't real all right thanks for listening to the podcast. Love and time are not real.

Yep. This is basically, we're just debunking everything. Yeah, museums aren't real. Eminem did not rebrand. Car crashes. They won't hurt you. Love and time aren't real. What else?

That is the tortured podcast department. Department is such a weird word to put into a podcast. Like, the dead poet society, that's whatever I think of, whenever I think of, whenever someone says, Tortured Poets Department. Yeah. And it sounds like they're about to say Tortured Poet Society.

But then they finish with a stupid word like department. Yeah. Are we in an office setting? Yeah. Are we in corporates? Yeah. One hour, just hit one hour. Stop, Gailie, you're killing the dogs.

That was so rabid. I love. I love rabbits. I love rabbits. I played this weekend. Bye-bye! Why didn't you tell me? I always say I want to play. Because, Kinsey... You're so mean. You were, like, busy, right? A meow.

Not really. I wrote movie spoilers on bald men's heads. Max Fosh. Oh, thank you. Well, if we had time, we could play now, but we don't. Oh, my gosh. Right. Okay, I got to do one last.

All right, Kenzie, do your last shot. What? Really weird to not where the other? Yeah, because you can't hear yourself. I'd like to hear myself. Go play rabbits. I love you, rabbits.