The Poodcast with Kenzie and Kaylee - we are BACK and betta than eva

Episode Date: May 15, 2024

Hello pookies and welcome back to the podcast. In this episode Kaylee and Kenzie go through each others notes app, analyze the movie WICKED LITTLE LETTERS, and talk about "spicy" questions. Listen to find out what is said. ENJOY and never call anyone pookie. thanks.

Welcome back to Pookie Bear. Fuck ass. I hate that name. Sorry, guys. We're back and we're not. We've been so long. Guys, it's been... Two months?

Almost two months. No, it hasn't. Well, we reported it, like, two weeks before I posted it? I posted it March 30th. Two weeks, it's going to be May 30th. Okay. So, a month. Because two weeks is a long time.

Two months. But it's okay. it's fine a lot's going on I'm sorry we have a life I'm angry now I don't know this stupid camera looking at us sorry for the bad quality guys we have to use Kaylee's phone and we're not rich and we have to use this webcam

yeah that makes us look like we're in a hospital but it's fine I'm grateful for it Um, yeah, because we have a, we have a cool segment, I guess. It depends on how funny we are. We're going to go through each other's notes app. Because I was looking at it on the way here. I was trying to find my notes where I put the topics to talk about. And I couldn't find it because I, like, it's been so long since we've recorded.

And I'm just going through these things that, like, I don't know what this is. But yeah, so we're going to go through them. So, okay, I think we should switch phones. Okay, I'm just going to say one thing, though. I told my mom that Kinsey was coming over to do the podcast, and she just replied. She said, about time. Is she here right now? She's probably almost here.

Oh, so I was like yelling. Can you give me your phone here? Oh, I get to go through the Benny Fult. Okay, you're going to have a lot more than I do. I have one explanation whenever you get to it, but I'll explain it when we get there. Okay, I'm going to start. you go ahead okay I'm gonna do illegal activities I think it's just random thing

okay passwords and stuff I'm gonna start oh this stupid oh that was from that's so long I can't go read that it's a super it's like a what are the stories called where you start it and then someone else continues it I don't know what it's called there's one of those

in there from like three years ago there are too many people in the world Wait, I don't know what I was in there Charlotte Bell Okay, so that was my STEM life You're what? That was my SIMs The title, I don't know if you can see it

The title just is there are too many people in this world Oh, I'll read on now You go ahead You have penned ones The pins are just like groceries I want to buy This grocery list is from May of last year Yeah, well I know I keep it like the same one

That's the stuff I usually want to buy I don't have a good restaurant. It's called Being Smart. Let's see what Kinsey wants in her dorm. She wants a mini fridge, a microwave, a TV. You want an ice machine in your dorm? Utility cart for snacks, Brita filter, handheld vacuum. Brita? Brita. Sorry.

Bathroom caddy and organizer for your sink. And toilet hangers? Towel hangers. It auto-tracked. Me and my roommate asked for that. It was a toilet hanger, and I was like, sorry. That's a boring one. Why don't you start with that one?

Sorry. She also just has Cat in the Hat 4 or 6. I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means either. When was that from? Yours is kind of boring. No, it's not.

Don't say that about it. I found one from January called Comebacks. Okay, so let me explain this one. Oh, okay. It's Bible verses. It's from the...

this guy who's like, if you want to have Holy Comeback, never once have I used one of these, though. Can I read them? Okay, so every one of them has like a verse to accompany it. The first one is, if only you would shut up and let that be your wisdom.

Job 13.5. One of them is just, you can leave. Act 16. 36. And then the last one, I love it. It says fart sniffer. And there's nothing else. It's just fart sniffer. like it's all these verses

and then just farts nifers Depart from me you who are accursed Matthew 2541 I think fart sniffer is just something you can add on to any of them It just applies to any of them That's pretty funny

It makes me think of the movie We just look The Foxy I tell my list to talk about So we'll talk about So we'll talk about it soon That was a TikTok And they were a lot better

When I first read it But Oh, TikTok Pibu and the Versus script. I'm a little worried about Foodcast topics. That's just the Poodcast one. Oh, you have a...

Okay, you go, you got. Don't she? Um... According to all known laws of aviation, there's a B should be able to fly. It's wings are too small because that little body off the ground. Oh my gosh.

So, like, you know you can look up the script online like any time? Yeah. I remember how I used to send that to all, like, our group chats? Mm-hmm. I would do a shortcut on my phone. I would, like, go programming on my phone. And I would copy the B-Movie script

into, like, a little shortcut, and I would do it, like, send to this group chat 500 times, and they would send to that group chat 500 times. And so I had it on my app in my notes just in case I want to go back to it. I think it's very handy. Next up, travel

places I want to go. Okay. For Kaylee, she wants to go to Italy. Israel. New York City. Did it. Did it. Check that off. My mic. Paris, Japan, Canada, and London.

Canada. All these, like, cool places. Canada's cool. What do you mean? I just, I don't know why I want to go, I think, I don't know. I'm not a rude of you. Sorry, we don't, only caninadians. Only, canaanians.

Only German people. Only German people watch our podcast. German is on you. Ooh. Let me tell you. Kinsie's got her college ranks on here. Oh, man, J.U. No, it's the third.

Oh, okay, never mind. You know what they say. Third time is the charm. Third time is. third is the worst first is the worst second is the best third is the one with the treasure chest I said hairy chest that's what we said

that's what I said too oh but treasure treasure Jack J.U doesn't have a treasure or a hairy chest UF was on there and you didn't even apply to EF did you? Yeah it's number nine Rollins

Oh Rollins University Let me tell you about Rollins. They send me about five emails a day. They're very annoying. They are annoying. Oh my gosh. You're just as bad as the old people. I don't know what that means.

Let me think. You're just as bad as the old people. It was February 2nd. That was probably to you. Probably was to me. I was like, you're boring and then. Michael, don't leave me. Because that was when we were watching Dang it It was it

It was a sad movie Oh And I was like I turned I wasn't you or close I don't know what it was Sad movie I think it was with Chloe

I think we're watching at home And I turned to Chloe And I go I'd put that on my phone Michael No leave me here My God That's funny

Okay your turn Kaley's note What I owe back to my savings She owes $20 $16, $40, and $100 back to her. Yeah, I do. I have a lot more than that.

I'll take it out right now. I better start saving. It's Taylor Swift. That's all she said. It's Taylor Swift. What? Who's Courtney? What is that?

I don't know. Who's Courtney? I know. I know. I know what that is. In the to-do list. Hello, Courtney. We appreciate the effort,

so I will say this in the best way possible in the art of emojis. I'm not going to, it's a bunch of emotions I'm not going to say all of the ones. Our favorite wasn't even part of the competition. So if you could give the owner, if you could give, if you could give the owner of 20,

it's an address, don't say it. A pat on the back for us, that would be great. But if we are picking through the ones that were a part of it, we chose blank, another house, because the horse made us laugh. Please provide hot cocoa at the first house next year because I felt misled. Good night.

Okay. So, me, Sarah Lilly, my aunt, and my mom, and then some of our family from Panama, went and saw like a neighborhood Christmas light competition thing. Yeah. And we were told to email this lady for our vote on who, like, the best house was. It was awful. And also, I was told hot cocoa would be provided. was not provided. Wow.

So I was very angry and I sent a very stern email. That's the email? That was my email. You actually put that? I actually emailed the lady that. With the emojis? I think I sent it from the Poodcast account. Oh, wow.

So if you're watching this because you were curious from what the Poodcast is, that was me and I am angry. So do better next year. No. Yeah. I'll do it. is it just bad because there wasn't enough lights well all the houses sucked

everything that would like it'd be more descriptive than that there was nothing all them okay you're expecting like yeah really cool things on TV crazy light like decked out lights yeah they literally probably had like some lights in their bushes one string on each house and then like some blow up

one or two blow up to meet yards wow awful and like it was like how would you be in the competition And it kept giving us, like, addresses to go to each house in this neighborhood. And it would be, like, one per street that was, like, lit up. So we were, like, so confused everywhere. It was so dumb.

So dumb. I, when I was younger at the lights, used to be a lot better. Now I go around these big neighborhoods and there suck. Did you go? Did I go where? Oh. I don't know. No.

I can't scroll the very bottom. I did scroll to the very bottom. Oh. I haven't had to do that in a long time. Oh, you weren't there. It was Cheyenne. He made that with me. Kinsey was planning, I guess, senior pranks.

This is like our sophomore year. This is sophomore year. Fork football field. Coach Moe would have eight. He would go great. Fit. That'd be so funny, though. Pants ripping prank.

Rip other senior pants and then other classmen's pants. I don't know what that's I think that's like Terrible idea Hopefully I meant like Everyone's in on it And I'm not just going around Trying to pants people

But that would be funny I mean like I'm like Climsy Climsy alien Climsy alien What did it say underneath it? Recollection BP Meshby

Wow I mean That clumsy alien Can I say it better myself Can I I can't say it. Keeley, oh yeah, I remember this. We were ranking the national anthems.

We got two in. We had all of the numbers ready. USA is fifth and Argentina's 20th. Let me tell you guys, though, this was on the way to Universal. We spent probably over half the trip listening to National Anthem. Yeah, we never actually ranked them. I don't know how you rank things. Like when I'm listening to a 40, 50 songs,

how do I know like the next one is it going to be better? Exactly. I can't put something at number one I don't know. And it's 50 songs. Like how am I going to remember all of the, like, is this better than all of them,

you know? What? Okay. So I clicked on your gift list. A gift? Oh. You have one thing on there. Hogwarts Lego set.

Oh, man. Have you gotten that yet? No, I know. I know what you're getting for Christmas. That's so sad. I'm, I found a pretzel muddy buddies recipe. Where do you go?

I find that. To-do lists. It was last year. Christmas? Oh, crap. I have on my Christmas list. No, no. I think it's.

Like, you're trying to figure out who to get gifts for, and it says, Christmas, pop up and grandma? Question mark. Dad? Question mark. Oh? Question mark. I was questioning whether to get him a gift. I was thinking, like, yours question, like, whether to celebrate at all.

Like, should I even bother? I like that. That was funny. I can't explain that. Quiz three won the stamped act. Virginia resolves I'm assuming this was last year What the heck?

The Loyalist Alliance with France Coach Jordan's number Just kidding That was a long time I don't know who it is Oh no no no no I don't

I got a good one for the next Oh I'm going Oh do you want me to go Go ahead She's got a note listed names. You've got Chowder.

What? Ernest? Baby names. Sombrero. This is for our fourth cat. This is when I was thinking baby names too. I was like, I put Ernest.

Ernest. I like sombrero. Yeah, we were going to name our, there's a random cat. that showed up when we were on vacation um and so by the time we got back it was like our our fourth cat and we're gonna name it sombrero because of sombrero reef in key lager or key west um that's so funny i think i was like because i remember used to make lists of baby names and i was like oh i can't wait to name it like jack and then i'm hearing that chowder oh i'm named my kid chowder

without a doubt i'm named my kid chowder that's such a good name um Come here, chowder! Anyway, here's my note for Kenzie's phone. It just says, why? Why? Why? I think it's important that I have that save. Why?

Why? You haven't gone through the one I've expected. About me? Oh, I didn't. Yeah, you're right. I was wondering why you, like, didn't question that one. Yeah, what is this for? You have favorite?

Shows, favorite colors, brands. When people ask me, like, what my favorite movie or my favorite show or, like, just, like, some of my favorite things. Like, I obviously know my favorite color. But, like, I can't think of it. So, like, I've been writing this stuff down. You can't have a genuine conversation with someone? No, I can, but, like, I watch good movies, and then whenever I'm, like, asked, like,

what's my favorite movie? I'm like, let me look through my notes first. That's funny. Well, now I know. Actually, when a minute. I remember what I wrote. Still trying to print. Dang. You can't even see our photos.

All you can see is one direct. You'll see them next. Which, why are they still up here? We don't talk about them. Because we have to keep them up if we want them on a podcast. They're never coming. You don't know that. Kaylee's, okay.

And her about me, her heart rate is always 97 beats per minute. So if anyone ever comes up to you, like an icebreaker, and you're like, What's your, what's your heart rate? 97 beats per minute. That's in there because I was in church the other night and I decided to take my heart rate. Why do you put it down? That's just because I want to tell my mom. We need to talk to the doctor about my heart rate's always really high.

Why can't you just text her in the moment? Because why can't I just write it down and show her? Heart rate, 97 beats per minute. That was Sunday. That was this Sunday. and they're just sitting there it shouldn't be that high favorite songs

it's a long list a lot of those and then I think that's misglazoned number I thought it was gonna be your social scary number I know

okay you're done you don't really have much I don't have much either oh I was I was saying drinking more water real or not real Drinking more water, real or not real? Do you think that's real?

I mean, to drink more water? Like, is it better? Yes. Because I feel like, I've seen TikToks about this, like, P-O-V, not why I say P-O-B. Oh, I'm going to tell you with the joke, it was really good, I'm picking up POV. I said in the movie theater when I was with Paley today, we're watching a British movie and, like, we're in court, they're in court, and then the judge goes, order! And I said, POV, me when I was in McDonald's. It doesn't make me.

It was so funny in the moment. And there was no one else in the movie. Anyway, because I've seen TikToks, and it's like girls talking about how when they drink more water, they feel their skin looks even worse. Like when they do everything

that they're supposed to, like, clean their face two times, exfoliate, moisture, out, whatever the crap. and drink more water and eat healthy and we're going walks their skin looks worse than just like staying in bed not drinking water and i honestly believe that sometimes like sometimes i'm just like i don't need to do anything i look fine don't you agree yeah input picture of me at the movies i'm not even talking about that anymore i was thinking about why can you just like join in on our conversation sorry sorry sorry this is the part thing of having two people on having two having two hosts on a podcast We're both, we're both a co-host. Yeah, we're both. No, we're both hosts.

Who's the host? If we're the co-host, who's the host? Guys, put the comments. In the comments, who's the real host? I know who the real host says. I threw him a... Oh, actually, he's under the show. Oh, no, no, no, I don't want him on.

I don't like him anymore. No, he's not funny anymore. We know who the host. The real host is up there, but we, like... I can't reach the camera. How did you put the hat on to say that? Anyway, this Saturday is

Kaley's 16th birthday! My 16th? All right, tell the camera how old you are. Right now. 34. What do you have to say for yourself? Oh, what do you mean? About your birthday.

What are you going to do? How do you feel turning 18? I could have to relate to that. Well, you turned 18 a few months ago. how do I feel I feel you're reading something you feel like life's getting

real I can get arrested you can get arrested when you're I can get real arrested if I murdered someone you would get a right no we both turn to murder we both turn to murder that's where you could get that's the only way to get arrested

no that's the way you go to adult jail and not like juvie but if I were to like steal something from the store like say I stole a hat and they decided they were going to press charges right I would go to juvie right now but next weekend

I would go to big adult jail if that's how you think about growing up sure if that's how you think of maturing is going to jail I'm just being what are you doing with that nothing else because you're really loud No, I'm not, I'm just, because the mic is fixed.

Nothing changes in my life when I turn 18 besides the fact that I can go to a jail and vote. And I can vote. That's not going to change my life other than twice every few years. Can you smoke? Nope. I don't understand the smoking thing. How can people vape then? People can vape?

I don't think so. I don't think you can vape, but I don't know. Haven't been looking this up, Kenzie. not interesting i'm looking it up um can you vape well pregnant yeah that's what i'm saying it's time to remove the mustache

oh you're mature no you're not mature yet you're not 18 yet um the federal law is signed in 2020 only permit teenagers 21 years okay you're not a teenager if you're 21 years old can i just say something just so you guys know in the movie theaters today i spilled

some coke on my shirt while i was drinking Why didn't choose to change? I changed my shirt. Because it wasn't that much. Ew. And Kinsey was like, how old are we? And I was like, I'm only 17. I'm still a child.

So, like, I can spill stuff for myself as I want. That's stupid. On the way to her house, and she was explaining, like, why she had to go to her house before my house so we could film the podcast. She's like, I spilled chocolate on my shirt. It's a dark room in there.

shirt, and I have to go change it. I was in the same room when I spelt. You're drinking out of a straw. I think it's a lot hard. Just drink. You're picking little... Yeah, yeah. It's out of my hand.

I can't see what's going on. I have to just... You're going... Oh! That's what I do. Yeah, I throw it up in the air and it catches my mouth. You don't? It's really distracting. thing during. The movie theater is for entertainment Kaylee. That's what I did with my coat.

I threw up in the air. Like you like and I just, that's very cool. I actually like that. Or just shake it really hard and then it exploded your face. So we can come to a mutual agreement that mistakes. Happened.

I get, I mean, I still think what you did was different and everyone spilled chocolate on. themselves in movie theaters everyone spilled a drink on themselves i feel like more people get drinks on themselves than chocolate yeah more people under 18 uh no under 17 because 17 is actually the age where you're mature you know what no i take it back i'm on a higher level than kaley i am a better person no hey actually i have a song for you i have a topic for you let me just just remember what you just said that you're a better person

oh my god you're gonna be like it's gonna be like Natasha Benningfield it's not it's Josiah Queen it better be Natasha I love that song

you're crazy Josiah Queen is amazing good singer good songs go to his concert no don't go to his concert when he comes back

I'm going just me well you can go after I bought my ticket just make sure I get my ticket okay so I'm going to talk about the movie I hate this movie we just watched a movie this morning 1145 a um

it's called actually I don't know if I should say I feel like if I said it no one's no one's watched it wicked little letters and it's like we like to go to we okay me and Kelly like to go to the movies like in the middle of day we have nothing else to do and watch movies that I've been out for like I mean we haven't us a lot we've watched a lot of movies

but like we I at least like to go watch movies that aren't super popular the movie wasn't that bad it was funny it was a lot of cursing okay the main point the plot the synopsis is based on the true story yeah I saw yeah I was there

sorry I was explaining why are you telling me they weren't there they're at the point at this podcast. In Little Hapton or something, in British town, a bunch of letters are going around and most of them are directed at this girl named Edith.

And they're like saying it's a, you know, they're really weird. They're like, what are you doing? Just continue. You like saying SOS? I actually don't know how to do that, but that's what I was. It just one... That's what I was doing.

And it was like, work code. Stop! This is bad. She's flashing the camera if you can't see if you, if you're not looking. For our audio listeners, I am flashing the camera. Come look at the video. No. Say on audio.

I don't want you over here. Anyway, they start getting... Ed starts getting a bunch of letters and it's like saying like, F you effing, blah. You're such a... And they're really creating. Huh? Foxy lady

country girl something I don't know she like fit a bunch of words in there and it'll make sense but when they put together it's a big insult and so all these letters are going around and Edith freaks out and she or her parents do

and she bring they bring her to the cops and there's this whole thing going on and they suspect it's her neighbor and her neighbor just a porter and she's not innocent she's a little brat too they're all kind of annoying um and the

I mean it's not like a super big plot twist at the end but it's kind of like oh you know it's like oh okay cool I mean it's like but is that it like is there anything else like I wanted to be shook but more I was just like shaken I was like oh okay

but I won't be shaking uh the movie is fine we were the only two people in the movie theater we've gone to like so many movies we're the only two people in there I think it's the better that way, because you can just say whatever you want. I hope that we were only ones in there. I always think about that much. Why did that guy walk in and sit at the very top row?

He didn't sit. I thought he was... No, he sat. I thought he was going to go clean it. No, he just sat there. Was he a worker? No. What was he doing?

I don't know. When the movie ended, this, like, right as it ended, the credits rolled out, and then this guy just, like, shot up the stairs. And we're like, I thought he, I was freaked out. I thought he's been there the entire. movie, I was like, oh my gosh, he was just listening to us there, all of our thoughts. Like, we were just having a conversation during the movie.

I thought he worked there. He's when I sat upstairs? Yeah, he just sat up. And I looked up and he was watching this movie. What was he doing? I don't know. Um, our first movie that we went to and like, nobody actually, nobody was in the theater.

I don't think. What, Ms. Harris was first? No, there was. Why do we, we always go watch like English? Because, I think no one in movies. America cares about British people. Except us. Harry Potter.

Yeah. That's like, that's not, like, there's like wizards. There's like British people and there's wizards. They're not, they can't be the same thing. There's British people and there's wizards and they're like completely different. Like wizards. British, okay, no. Wizards can be British, but British people can't be wizards, if you understand what I'm saying.

But Harry Potter was good. Yeah, he's a wizard, and he can be British, but he can't, but he's... Hermione Granger. She's a witch. She was British before she was a witch. She was always a witch. No, she was a mother. She had magic in her blood.

It's deep down. Anyway, um, British people are just really weird. Like, the way, they, like, talked so fast, I thought it was a different language in the movie. I wish we had captions, because we had captions, because we had, You probably missed so much, like, important information. I was just like, I can't. Also, new ideas pop up into my head. How come movie theaters don't have remotes for people who get their first?

That's what I think. People who get their first? Yeah, like, you ever, if you get first to movie theater, you get to have their remote. You can pause, turn it up, mute, put subtitles on, do whatever you want if you're there first. I do believe that. It's just called first come, first serve. That would be so much more easy. What are you doing?

Get out of there! Stop! Keep talking. How do you know it's recording? Still? Because... Because we were sitting there, and I was like, I can't hear it. Or I wish I went back and I could hear what they were saying.

If I was a little fast, backtrack. Also, I wanted to... There was a scene where a guy was massaging a girl's toes. I was like, can't we skip please? I mean, there's got to be someone in the back. like doing the little camera, right? Am I stupid or is there, or they just leave it B?

I thought they would have listened to us. That'd be funny if they were like, oh, sorry, my bad. Well, guys, we have a new, I'm not really new, it's been out for two months, one month, last seven days two people have listened to our podcast. Who is it? I don't know who that is. Man, we're really blowing up.

Two people in the last week. But we haven't, we haven't recorded an episode in two months. If we had real fans, they listen to every, they listen to us all the time. We're not that popular to have people listening to our podcast when we haven't been posting them, you know? If you guys actually liked us, you would listen to this podcast, all of our episodes morning, morning, morning, noon, and night. number three on all platforms oh

we're number three the ones what I knew we weren't but like I was thinking it might just been that episode what's number one what do you think

our number one episode is I feel like it's the one with Beth chatting with Lebonbonbon is our number one guys

thank you so much Lebonbon episode is number one and then Beth and then Devin's And then... Yeah, I thought I was our least played one. Why we started a TikTok band?

I don't remember that one. What's funny is, we love Fortnite and Cody Co. I think that's the one that's been most watched on YouTube. It has, which I don't understand because these have definitely been listening. I just, I felt very goth today. Okay. Oh, my. Okay, you talk, and I'll just repeat.

Okay. Everything I say is what Kinsey says. You could probably hear a little bit, but... So... On my head... On my head, I have this bandana. Huh? All I heard was bandana.

Then I have... This... Your greatness is running off from... Your goodness is running up to me from some Christian... store, and then I have Underarmor running shots with pocket. No pocket. Then I have, I can't lift my leg, Nike crew socks

and new balance sneakers. I think they are called 570s. Orruburn found in my kitchen. drawer a shark watch a ring that says made alive okay enough

boring I'm so bored of this I'm thinking hear you say it yes it yeah they heard that I'm not doing a fit check my fit check

my fit check New York City shirt pants know where they're from no you're done you're done wait i feel like you should play a game Kaylee that is even worse than my foot check idea no we should play a game I'm being hashtag honest first question you guys answer with us have you ever sent a nude photograph be honest be honest have you no I'm trying to think of a way like make it a joke no like like rebrand like use nude differently

a newt photograph I have a lizard a nude photograph nude like a picture of I mean color yeah probably I have not done that before what are these these are all gross

these are like sexy like what do you wear the bed like this or that what do you mean by that it's 20 questions flirty what's ask flirty

Are you guys really that lame that you had to look up 30, 20 questions to ask on a date? Come on! What is a juicy question? Come on. Is one that. No one in your group knows the answer to. A juicy question? What is that even mean?

One that person. Nobody in the group knows the answer to. So like, what is it? How many stars are in the universe? that's juicy that's juicy right there anyway guys that's the end of this episode i hope you guys enjoyed this i'm really grateful to have you guys back we're really grateful to be back and we're so happy amen we're so happy i mean bye