The Poodcast with Kenzie and Kaylee - We Love Fortnite and Cody Ko

Episode Date: November 23, 2023

Welcome to The AP Physics Failures! In the very first episode of our podcast we talk about our favorite podcasters, running a marathon, when we met, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, Kaylee did ASMR, and FORTNITE!!!!! please play Fortnite with us we need friends. please. seriously.

Welcome to Our podcast Named Named Oh gosh Yep, that's the name The AP physics Failers

AP physics failers This is hosted by me, Kaylee, and... Kinsey. Kinsey. So... Kinsie. Wait, wait. Oh.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Anyway. Scream? Scream. Yeah. Go.

You're the one who had the idea. Oh. To start everything off. Yep. I keep on the... I need to get the camera, not at the screen. I'm going to... name and talk about my

favorite podcasters number one of all time Cody Co Cody Co! I don't like Noel Miller I'm sorry yeah he's alright I like chilling with Cody Co

because he just like inspires me so much like I don't work out that much but the one time I do a month it's because of Cody Co. He He, like, I'm like, yeah, you know what? He, he turned his thing, everything around.

He inspires me to want to run a 5K. Yeah, out of nowhere. No, but, how do you do that? What do you mean? How do you just wake up? Like, I've seen so many YouTubers, like, Danny Gonzalez did it. He's like, yeah, I started trading for, he's like, yeah, I've never been active, like in high school or anything.

I never been sport. And he was like, I just, you know, I want to run a half marathon. I'm like, you can't just do that. Cody Coe did it. I mean, he was a swimmer, but, like, he was a swimmer, but, like, he was. You can't just do, like... You see? You guys say something?

I cut off. I was going to say, every time I see, like, one of his Cody Trains posts on Instagram, I always have the urge to sign up for a 5k or run, like, a mile when I get home. I never do it. I do want to do a bubble run, or, like, a mud run. A bubble run? A bubble run.

Like, you're in a bubble? No. Oh, I thought like a hamster wheel. Like, I'd do that. It's like, you know, bubbles. Like soap bubbles. I guess that sounds fun. Would it motivate me to run?

It's better than a normal 5K. I used to do 5Ks all the time. There's bubbles. You used to do what? I used to do 5Ks all the time with my mom. Yeah. Like the cupcake run? I could only do a fun run, like a mile.

Like they're like the fun run. And then the marathon, I couldn't... Do you remember what was that mud run that would happen? Like, the hog? I think that was the one that we... No, it wasn't the one I did. I did the hog jog and the jingle bell run a lot. Is it a mud run, like, where you, like, you get, like...

I mean, you're in the mud, but, like, is it, like... It's not, like, the army one, like, where you're crawling on the ground, right? No. Oh, no. A mud run? I think so. I think some of them are, like, you crawl. But you, like, run through big, like, mud run.

puddles my mom and brother did one once so you're running you're not you're not crawled yeah you're running but I don't know if they crawled who knows ask them because if they did that'd be a no I bet those are so loud and when they did the cheer it's going to be like they're not going to hear us telling them to come down Um I want to I'm going to be sorry

I Yeah I like Cody Co's Anyway oh I can get my next My next podcaster Next Okay wait

I'm gonna finish Cody Co Cody Co Great guy Love YouTuber Love YouTube Great guy Great runner Great

oh great eater great that's cringer yeah what hot people eat what hot people oh I love that congratulations on the baby also yeah because he's watching this yeah yeah and Kelsey Kruple is too yes I love I I like her wait we have to turn wait like McDonald's and Sprite so we can't they can't get brand deals from us well mine is turned around yeah I know I'm saying right out no band it with snowman um i cut you off again this won't be a i said i love kelsey's podcast too circle time yeah i need a i don't i i don't like listen to that much but i haven't at all i i listen to um the podcast i listen to the most are just Cody and Sadie Robertson.

And then I listen to New Heights every once in a while, but I'm kind of mad at them. Well, okay, I'm just, I just don't really, Taylor Swift isn't my favorite person, and so it kind of ruined it for me. But, whatever. Which is funny because for most people, I almost called her Travis,

Taylor was the one who did it, like, she was the one who made people like Travis. Yeah. But for us! She made me not like Chavez! Actually, I didn't like him before. I mean, okay. I didn't ever really think of him either, but I just don't like Kansas City.

Oh yeah, no, no, no. Didn't they get beat by Denver? Yeah, the Broncos, yeah. I saw a talk about that, and it was like, I forgot the quarterback's name. Like, so, I saw a TikTok where it was like, someone finally beat the cheese! Yeah, it was like the seven, their 17th law, they were on a 17 loss streak.

Yeah. And they finally broke it. So I hope Taylor Swift. I love Travis Kelsey. No, wait. I hope. I love Travis Kelsey. I love Taylor Swift.

What's his brother's name? Jason? Yeah. Why are you saying you love Taylor Swift? Because I love everybody. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I love them.

Yeah, because they're human beings. I got a text. It's from my aunts. Oh. Jesus loves them. Jesus loves you. Jesus loves me, yes, I know. But do I love them together?

No. Travis, I hope, because you're heartbroken from the loss, you also break Taylor's heart. So we just lost a huge big population of people who could watch our podcast by saying we don't like Taylor Swift. Listen, I just like Taylor Swift. She's got some good songs. But I dislike that she's taking over the world. Yeah. Something's up with that.

yeah no one's like i like okay my mind if okay if someone is loved that much it is making that much there's something something is up to where she is not as good as she seems whatever again i love her in her music i mean sometimes i i i recent well Kaylee showed me two songs

and I was like, you know, from the new album And I was like, oh, okay It's not terrible. New album. I just, yeah. I'm, okay. I understand why she did it. I get it.

Okay. I'm not going to anymore. But that's it. As I was all said. I'll just say, but. Anyway, I just feel like I really had nothing. I had nothing.

Nothing against Taylor slept in Harry Stiles until everybody started loving them. And like... You said Harry Styles? Yeah. They're like everywhere. What are you on him now? Oh, oh, I think like as a couple. No, but they're both like the same amount.

Yeah. Harry Styles isn't enough of that. Yeah, he hasn't been talked about because he's, is he on tour still? He got, he's done. No, he's done. Yeah, when he was on tour. Which does that mean? One Direction reunion!

Oh! because I'm there if so I'll sell my house I'll sell my house your parents house that you don't own it all yeah like you know what we're selling I'll sell my room I don't oh that's what I'm saying this room yeah just make this a tiny house cut it off if we become famous I'm gonna have one direction on the podcast

in this room yeah hello love remember how I said him to get a mural painted needs to be them okay I have an idea mural of them them okay before they come on the podcast we need to get someone to paint them

on the podcast with us before they have and we'll like prophesize what they do and it'll be like um I don't know like them giving us a million dollars like oh the painting's at it

you gotta do it dude that's basically no we got to come up with a goal for this podcast have Cody Coe on it oh yeah he'd fly out here he flew out to wherever the button was filmed probably in Los Angeles is it in Los Angeles

I thought he said he flew somewhere well Kinsie looked that up um okay look set up i don't have anything to say let me think um Halloween just happened if you were not aware um and I was Yoshi because it went with my trunk that I did at trunk or treat at my church I don't know why she's shaking um okay um anyways I was Yoshi And, oh, man, we're really noisy. Shut up! So, I was Yoshi.

My cousin was towed. She complained the whole time that her circulation was getting cut off and that she was hot, even though I was in a literal onesie. She just wore, like, she wore a tutu and a tank top. Yeah. And with the hat. That's the only thing that was Yoshi. Yeah.

And then my other cousin was Princess Pete. she actually bought the whole costume I mean it was too long for her but you know she went out she went all out she did it and my mom and aunt were Mario and Luigi that is the best thing I ever did see I never think about that because there's

really sisters oh my god so there were a lot of Mario and Luigi's though there oh my other favorite podcaster is Britney Bruskey is good with the back first she's just like I've been um have you seen those talks about how like

Emma Chamberlain and Bernie Brooks, you're like polar opposites. You know Amber Chamberlain, right? Yeah. And her podcast. Other complete opposite? Well, it's because like Emma, like, Emma Chamber, have you ever listened to it? Listen to what? Her podcast.

It's like. Emma Chamberlain? Yeah. No. It's like, it used to be, like, deep because she would talk about things and you're like, oh, wow, like I can wait to that. And it was like, like, girl things about, like, friends and stuff. Yeah.

but then like she kind of like talks about like so stupid stuff and people are like saying like Britney Brookesy is like the more intelligent version of her which is kind of funny because I'm like well she is smart but it's like

she's like a goofy person but Emma Chamberlain would be like oh keep going sorry um isn't it crazy how like oh my gosh keep going she do do it okay uh

uh behind her. Okay. Emma Chamberlain will be like, isn't it crazy how, like, we talk as humans? And, like, that's just how we, like, communicate. And then, yeah, just put up with that hard time with it. And I think Reni Brosky is more like, because I said, I'm not like, but she has a TikTok, or a clip from her podcast and he's talking about how, like, we need to love as human as

human that's what we're made for and all that. I'm like, yeah, I just, I agree with that more. Like sometimes Emma gets on my note Yeah And now she's like really rich And I'm just like Like she's like the Dior Spokeswoman

I haven't heard of I haven't like actually Heard of Emma Chamberlain Since like I used to watch her podcast Or her YouTube videos all the time Like when she was like The scrunchy and like

I have not heard of her since the Dolan Twins, like, left YouTube. Yep. I wonder where they're at now. I don't even, like, how long ago was it? I didn't even watch the Dolan Twins. I just remember, like, they had, like, a little squad with James Charles. Yes, and then, like, drama came out to where, like, James Charles, like, hit on one of the Dolan twins, and he was dating Emma, and then was, do you, do you not hear, like, scratchy? I hear that.

It's the devil! trying to stop the devil trying to stop us talking from the Dolan's I don't know why it's doing what are they doing now like what are the Dolans

oh they have albums music gosh it's old there yeah it's better yeah I don't know what's going on with him

I don't actually care though yeah I kind of thought they were annoying I only talked about, I remember I used to watch, I don't know what Christmas it was, but one time we had all our family over and I had to sleep in Chloe's room because my aunt and uncle were in my room and I slept in the air mattress on the ground and I was watching Emma Chamberlain the entire night, like before Christmas. Wow. Because I could go sleep.

And she was like getting coffee or something. I was like, see, I want to be here. I tried to watch her videos when she like first became coffee. but I didn't like them like everyone was like I'm a Chamberlain so funny and relatable and cool and I turned on her videos and I thought she was like like like like she was like the the perfect example of what I was not supposed to watch at my age because she would like cuss and I'm like oh my gosh she's such a rebel I used to a controversial thing to bring up I used to watch or think it was

like bad to watch Miranda sings oh yeah yeah Kylie showed me her and I was like I can't watch that also PewDie Pie I knew people in like my age who watched PewDie Pie but like when the whole him making fun of he watched Jake Paul's disc track

yeah and it was like when he says like PewDie Pie is next he started freaking out and TJ was like forcing me to watch it I was like he can't watch this I'm going to get in trouble because he was like cussing and I'm like My mom, mommy's gonna get bad at me. Do you ever watch PewDiePie Pee

Pie again? Would you like him after that? The only thing I ever watched PewDie Pee Poo do was his Minecraft world. I wanted to watch him. With Pee-Poo-Poo, his pig. Pullimature, I think. Yeah, totally. Peepoo-Poo-Poo.

Gross. Yeah, I got into him. I got into, like, his YouTube channel too late, and I was like, I'm not going to make this me like 50 billion videos. I re-watched one of his videos other day because I just went back over the Cody Co and Jake Paul. Oh, yeah. That's a good, yeah.

And, because I watched it a while ago. And then I re-watched it recently just because, why not? Yeah. And I, so I just recently, we watched PewDie Pie making fun of. Jake Paul for all that. Also, another controversial thing. We've talked about this, me and Kinsey, but I just would like to share this.

Were you a Jake Paul or a Logan Oh, I was Logan? So was I. People asked me that at volleyball practice a month ago, and I was like, I was Logging, obviously. And like, the entire team was Logging. And I was like, was anyone, Jake Paul? Well, he was annoying. He was so annoying. I, but I remember the only merch

that I got I begged my mom it was so ugly too but I begged my mom to get it when I was on vacation it was um it was like a hoodie and it was split between logan and j collars and I was like this is fire like I'm getting this crap and it was like maybe $30 and I was like mom can I know it's I know it's a lot but can I please like please and she's like we're like eating dinner I'm like I need this right now I need this no I remember I wanted some of Logan's merch and I told TJ and he was like

no he's a terrible person and I was like no he's not his videos are great and he was like no he's going to end up doing something really bad and he's like in and he was like you shouldn't watch him and usually TJ like TJ doesn't watch good things and so he wouldn't care and so it was like

I don't know why you care so much he's great I enjoy this video he's funny and then like a few months later what thing came out? You want to know something? When that came out, I was like, like,

I would watch him like day and night. Like, all the time. And so the one time I wasn't watching him, I was like, doing, like, brushing my teeth or something. And like in that time, he posted and deleted it and deleted it.

And then I went on YouTube and he was like, he posted the apology and I was like, what happened? What happened? And then I didn't have like social media. So I didn't figure out, I was like, what did he do?

I remember this this exact night that this happened I was in bed I had gotten you know that four trees place that barbecue place yeah we had gotten that place and I was watching his videos oh my goodness and then he came out with the videos like I'll watch it after I finish this one and I go to watch it and it's gone wow and I just see a bunch of people commenting on his other videos like before like I can't believe you would post that you're canceled wow god saved us from like being traumatized he's 12 year old i was so upset i wanted to see what happened i looked it up yeah i was remembering watch it and i was like why can't i watch this guy getting hanged like this unfair speaking of people dying this is not funny um no it's not

i mean but it's it's it's our story it wasn't our mistake yeah yeah not the yeah anyway um that guy who died playing hockey that's insane yeah did you see the video the video there's a video okay no he got like karate kicked in the neck with it with a stick oh with a skate with a skate it's on youtube and i watched it the other day you can't really see anything you just see him get kicked he falls to the ground and then he lifts his head a little bit no there's just a big pile of blood and then he falls back down and he's just laying there and then they get him up and he skates off the ice with his teammates and there's like a huge puddle of blood on the ice what uh team was it like what state i don't remember yeah i saw the memorial they had that is terrible which which

okay yeah i thought that they would have like do they not have protection for their neck because now i think about it i feel like that would like they should have some they probably will now they probably well now like where they have a helmet or something that goes all the way down my question is why are we karate kicking yeah who's how is it possible for a grown man to get their skate up that high it's crazy how about we make it a rule hey don't lift your feet when you're on ice like yeah skating on ice is kind of yeah the whole thing of hockey ice hockey is kind of crazy to begin with yeah kinsie doesn't believe in ice hockey she thinks it's all fake okay So you think they fake...

No. No. What happened? Was his name like Jeff? I don't know. I'm sorry. That's crazy. But, um... No, like, that was definitely real. But the fights they have all the time,

I saw this video. I keep, we'll keep on talking about this videos. But I'm not going to pull it up because it's going to take too long. Um... But it was, like, from a hockey game, and these two, like, opponents, like, these two guys, they clearly knew each other but they're on different teams and they were like messing around

and then all of a sudden they start fist fighting I'm like they were like joking around at first and then in the comments I don't understand it and everyone's like yeah you can tell they just wanted to have like some brotherly fighting I'm like aren't these guys like 30 years old like I thought they're past that bite

I think this is a real aggression they should probably stop ignoring their feelings whatever but um yeah so I think all of that is fake therapy on the ice yeah let's get a therapist out here like they have physical therapy how about an emotional therapy a mental therapist yeah like i just we went we went to reverb and we saw the ice hockey game there was a fight every three minutes and i'm like like they like they have the coaches or the owner of the team they have to be telling these these um players like hey whoever gets in the

most scuffles during these games, I'm going to throw you an extra $2,000 this month or something. Because there I don't know. I haven't watched them much hockey, but without the fights, would it be that entertaining?

No. Yeah. It's just, um, it's just... From one southern person to another. It's just like a baseball, uh, ice skating. It's just field hockey, but on ice.

You're right. Ice hockey. Just field hockey. Which also, that's so weird, that's okay. Hot take. I don't really like baseball. My cousin played baseball.

I think both of them did. Shout out. Shout out. Shout out to my cousins, Jacob and Caleb. Yeah, it's one of my brother. Did they? I think Caleb did.

Oh, no, Jacob did. Yeah. I love baseball. I don't know. Caleb graduated 20-20-20-year. No, no, no, no. Yeah, Caleb, he was too young. Because he was...

He was in... Yeah. Yeah. Whenever I was younger and Kenneth was playing baseball, we... It'd be us. It'd be me, Chloe and Kylie. And Alec. And my cousin.

My cousin. Caleb, we all go around and, like, kick a soccer ball or something in the dirt. Memories. Didn't know you were best friends like that. Well, I didn't really know his name until I was like, until I probably, until I met you. I was like, oh yeah, his name's Caleb. You act like we just met. Well, yeah.

Just met. We just met. You were freshman four years ago. That's crazy. No. Me and Kinsey did not meet freshman year. We were born in the same hospital. What hospital were you born?

I don't remember. No, no, no, I do. You want to know why? You remember being born? No! Because I was, I had my surgery from my hip placement the same hospital I was born in. It's now, it was

but they changed the name. I don't remember to what. But it's the same hospital. No. It used to be called when I was born. We were just, we just, I don't look.

I don't know. Your face is. blocked by the mic yeah i know i don't know when we met actually yeah i wish i would love to replay my memories there's candy under here do you know that oh you you keep on messing with it did you tighten this it's oh that's not the one that's falling it's fine yeah no i would love to like i really hope that when we die god gives us god get like gives us like gives us like a hard drive and it has all of our memories on it. I know that's like not what I should want

because like when I go to heaven, I just want to be with him. Like that's all I want, really. But like if I could remember the moment, like the first moment I met Kaylee, that'd be so funny. Like I wonder if it was like, my, okay, my gut feeling, I don't have a specific memory. But I think we met in like, um, puggles. Were you in puggles? I don't remember.

maybe no no no no you said you were in gophers though i just remember gophers i don't remember anything else so i wonder if we met i remember i remember i remember probably so maybe maybe you don't you weren't anyway i feel like we met in gophers and i you i could have been crying i was probably i feel like i met all my friends crying like i met mattie on the playground because i got hurt in third second third grade and she was uh or Either me or her, I was hiding under the slide because I was being chased by someone and I started crying. I don't know. And I met her, but I think I met all of my friends when I was crying.

Wow. So I could have, I think I was probably crying about, like, my mom leaving me. Yeah, I was probably crying too. So, it's so, like, I don't, like, I, I loved youth when I, like, not youth. Like, what is it called? Like, child care and church. But, like, I have terrible memories from it. Like, I, like, I remember, like, hating, leaving.

I remember. They took pictures of us. I don't remember this specifically. But there's a picture that I have. I guess they took pictures of us in gophers. And I refuse to smile. Yeah. Like, it's just a picture of me going.

And I thought so. It looks like a moment. It looks like a mugshot. Pretty cool, I bet. It's terrible. That's a cool. Like, oh my gosh. Like.

That's cool. That's cool. That's pretty cool. No, I bet like, looking back, if someone has that photo, all, like, people your age, looking back into it, like, they're probably, like, she's probably so cool now. She probably owns a motorcycle and, like, goes around. Keep on your table. So you know that picture from VBS that we have, that we, like, have that frame around that we decorated with stickers? No.

What picture? It's the one that me, you, and Cheyenne would always send to each other. Of us when you were a little. You don't remember? What does it look like? It's in, like, a photo frame. It's a big class picture at VBS. And you were, like, going.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I look crazy. Do you remember taking that picture? No. I remember taking that picture. How old were we? I don't know, five maybe. And, or four or five, I don't know.

And I remember I had my stuff, Hippo. And they let me hold it, but this one kid had a bloody nose. Oh! And they had to... It was like Mr. Steve. And he, like, gave him tissues. Let him wipe his... nose and then you have to

take the tissues so we can take the and then we just have to keep taking multiple pictures. Oh, someone blinked. Until until we finally got it without like something happening and this kid's nose

bleeding. I think his name was Eli or something. I think I knew it Eli. I don't remember. I feel like that's a pretty church name. Yeah. That's disgusting.

I hated bloody noses. There was his one kid, and you knew he got bloody noses because he picked his nose all the time. And I think it was in, like, first or second grade. And, like, it was, like, a daily thing. Also, he was very disruptive. I... Okay, I have another story. But he was very disruptive, and, like, in addition to that, he would have a nosebleed every day.

and like miss uh for she no i don't have her name my teacher now i don't know her name my teacher now to be like okay his name was wesley like okay wesley let's go to the nurse and then we wouldn't be able to learn like i don't know what did we learn in first grade sight reading i don't know context clues or the vocabulary because he'd be the nurse there was this one kid whose nose would just always randomly bleed like whenever like the weather changes or something

that's crazy or like I don't know I'm guessing because of the pressure in the air or something but his nose would always bleed but he would want attention from it and it was so annoying and he was like the

kid that everybody in elementary school had a crush on oh I didn't no way people have crushes on them because his nose was blue Well, I think it just, people did, and then that happened, and it was like, instead of people making fun of him and thinking he was a weirder because his nose would bleed, I was like, aw. He's a war hero. He's a war hero.

He should have made up a story like, yeah, my nose is permanently broken. Okay, so Disney is really expensive. And I was talking to my mom about this because we were talking about wanting to go to Disney next. But we could go to SeaWorld. SeaWorld is cheap. Burr. What is there at Sea World? You know they came, they have, oh, I guess,

never mind, I forget. Because you don't want a roller cister. I just, do the magic as well. I would rather go to Disney World. I forget that you're a roller coaster. Well, does it have to be the weekend passes because we could do the week, honestly. I just could do the week.

And, I mean, when we graduate, summer, we have, like, a whole, like, don't. I don't think summer counts. summer well I was talking to my mom the other day if you have somehow get your mom to get you passes I was talking my mom

about the other day and I was like yeah Savannah our family friend she asked if we had Disney passes and apparently they're going Disney World and I was like I would love to go Disney World and my mom was like well that's I was like well you guys never act like you want to and I was like I want to go my mom is there's no way in convincing

her. They're $800. Oh, yeah, no. We might just have to buy just buy tickets one day. Yeah, my mom said, because, like, it jumps from, like, it jumps from 400 to 800. And then there's still block out dates. Yeah. Yeah. Or black out dates.

But my mom said, we are going to go soon, but she's just going to get, like, a four-day pass. Yeah. That's probably because she would be better. Yeah, that's so much. And then there was a lot. And then those

like huge blackout dates like it's like for a month you can't go and then for the summer because it's the second best pass and you can't go during like popular times like christmas time yeah or halloween or summer i just disney world is such a scam but i love it like i like yeah i know like it's a corporation it's literally an industry it's its own financial monster or economic i don't know like it's it's a it's a monster of a company but it's just like so fun to like see mickey mouse and tigger and buzz lightyer oh my gosh buzz lightyer you know it makes me mad the fact that buzz light year and jessie ended up yeah it is a weird one why not jessie and woody that's literally because woody's with i don't like bo pete she's actually pretty cool no she's

not. I don't like that. Toy Story 4? Ruined. Why? Yeah. No, yeah, it did. It did. Whole thing. I like the part with the dolls. I like the dolls. The puppets. That was funny. It was scary. The puppets.

And then the one, the little stuffed animal. Daredevil. Dave. I thought it was Kaboom. Doom, Kaboom or something. Dave. Daredevil Dave. Is that his name? I thought it was.

No, it's. It's Chuck Cabo, no. Boom, Kaboom. I don't know, he performed at the Jaguilis. I missed it because he were decorating hallways and I was like, oh, boom, kaboo! No, I said that. It's still on Disney Plus. You can still watch it.

Oh. That's not the same. I told everyone like, tell me when Chuck, whatever, his name comes on the halftime show. Because I want to see him. Nobody told you. Because I had to walk away from my phone. Rood. Yeah.

I'm saying high school people suck. High school people suck. And that's why, more of the story, tell us when boom-ca-boom is on. Duke-ca-boom! Duke? I think you're right. It is Duke. Because he's a daredevil, and Duke University are the Blue Devils. You know who's also the Blue Devils?

I don't know who. Our school, but I'm afraid to say their name. if that's yeah I have so much I'm going to have to cut out of this vodka I like to go to

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How long is this is I'm going to do some ASMR Oh come back Hold on I'm going to take this thing Welcome back to ASAMO. Whoa, that was loud.

In this episode of ASMR, I have the snowman. And I'm going to do ASMR with it. Let's begin. I think it's rocks, but I'm not sure. It also kind of feels like mulch. Next on the ASMR, I'm going to drink this drink. Oh, delicious. Anyways, Kinsey's back.

Oh, shoot, okay. I want, when I was peeing, my only thought was Fortnite and... Fortnight. Spoiler! like part night we play all that time is you spine alert a spoiler oh okay right spinal art we play putna if you want to join let's make a squad let's write up and play fortnight is just such I don't know what it is I really think it's just because it's like so colorful and like

childlike that it reminds you of like child games but like I will play this game until I'm 50 it is so addicting and my eyes one time we got home from school we get out at school 11 o'clock at 11 o'clock every day we get home and then

get like to do our stuff and then I text her at 12 o'clock I'm like hey you'll play 4'clock we play till 4 o'clock in the afternoon for 5 out or 4 hours I was like Holy. We didn't even realize either. Like, we check every once in a while at the time. And we'd be like, oh, crap, it's 2 o'clock.

And then... I didn't have anything except for C-ups for four hours. I was like, what am I doing? And then I checked again, and I was like, oh, my gosh, it's 4 o'clock! But, like, honestly, didn't it feel like I wasted time? I was like, this was productive. Like, I just improved. I think it shows in my school work, I have great hand-eye coordination.

my handwriting has gotten so good because of like the muscles in my hand what's doing my controller um fun actually i've got some stuff to say about fortnight i feel like we're really good we know i don't feel like we are we are we are good we're always like top five minimum top five everyone once in a while we have our placed 30th, but

it's very rare. It's because one of us splitches all the time. Yeah, okay. Well, one time we placed like 50th. Yeah. Because I wanted to go around. Which is last place. Yeah.

Um, because I wanted to go around and like have people shake my hand like with the emo. Yeah. It's like a handshake thing. Where you can like... A half? A handshake. They just don't.

Walked up to me and shot me. Yeah, and I tried to save her. But she had no gun. Yeah, and so I ran around while the teammate was shooting me. And then I got a gun, and then I picked up Kitty's car, and I ran away. And then they shot me down then. And so, like, it was, like, a 20-minute fight. Yeah.

Like, it was a, and I looked like an idiot. But, like, oh, you know what sucks? Like, building? I've never gotten good at that. building in Fortnite. I don't think me either. Like a master builder? Never. Never. That's what I was going to say. Builders in Fortnite,

you're annoying. You ruin the game for me. And the thing is, we could go on no build mode. I understand that that is an option, but those are better players. Yeah, they're so good, because... And then, I'm just not as good anymore. Yeah, and then I'm like, I suck. Yeah. So I like to feel good about

myself and play with the builders but they're annoying but you know what the worst thing to see is when you're about to shoot someone is you pull out your gun and start shooting and then they build a house in front of you in five seconds and you're just like it's like they built a three-story house in a span of 10 seconds first of all what's the point i'm going to just chop it down yeah and then you're going to redo the thing all over again i'm just wasting my ammo you're making me waste my ammo that i don't even have. Sometimes we lose the fights. We're great builders?

Yeah. Doesn't mean we're worse. Doesn't mean we're bad. We get confused. We're just like looking all over the place and we're like, I don't know what to look at. And also, these, I'm excited. I saw that TikTok you sent me of it going back to the original. Is it tomorrow?

I think it is tomorrow. But these, like, updates. so they keep having with like the Star Wars one with the lightsabers and now they have these rocket launchers that's annoying it's ruining the game these are overpowered things and it's ruining the game what was the thing uh and like a good old fashion showdown yeah just like i also when i was younger and then the chapter i remember i think i started chapter 4 playing Fortnite but I used to like keep up

with like the lore like what is happening next what are you doing oh it's so satisfying this one go ahead I used to like keep up with the lore and like apparently like every update there's like

something happens like in the island like I don't know I don't remember the people's like there's like a villain on the on the island and they're like trying to steal the island i used to keep up with that and it made sense because there and then they're like a new group of like heroes and that was the new battle past skins and they are like trying to save the island from the bad guy now it's just a whole mess now there's no storyline and this is why i think they need to keep chapter one like

they're going to bring it back just keep it there just restart all over again because we know it's better with dusty divot no divot whatever with a hole in the thing and like

Pleasant Park and all of that crap I love it and we should keep it that way because it looks it's just good memories I never really played Fortnite I played like

sixth grade I was best player in the world tops five times it came out I said before we started playing i played maybe tops five times um i played like the first week he came out with tj really yeah how old were you then i don't know two no like i was in elementary school i think um unless it came up before it got super popular well okay see that was tj that was that was

the year they graduated. 11th. Oh, so fifth grade. I wonder if it's my brother. But I played with him because none of his friends wanted to play with him. Yeah. Or could play, I don't know. Yeah.

I hated it because I could not figure it out. Yeah, it was confusing. And then I was a big, Sarah really liked it. So I played a few times with her. Yeah. And then I like a few times with TJ. And then that was it. I played Apex a lot.

Apex legend Apex is so confusing Apex Now that I started playing Fortnite I hate Apex I deleted it I don't know what Like I think it's also

Again Because Fortnite is like A cartoon It's just so much easier to play Apex gives me a headache Like with like It looks so realistic Yeah

And like the controls are so I don't know Maybe it's just because I'm bad At like any game Except Fortnite Like I don't play P.S.4 games a lot But

it's just like I don't know I don't know a lot about games, but Apex, I'm like, who! Yeah, I've only won Apex one time. Well, maybe it is. A lot of my teammates work. But I still won. But I still won.

I got kills. I played Fortnite for the first time because my friend told me about it in sixth grade. And then I played it. I was confused, but we got two of our other friends to play it. that was the peak of my fortnight career was that the friend group because we would always play Fortnite and then we went to middle school

and I like never talked to them again wow but then it was on my phone I don't know why I have okay I'm good at Fortnite now but if they still had Fortnite mobile I would be

number one every single day I was so good and then I got Chloe to play with me and she hates she gets so angry playing Fortnite and I'm like just calm That's what I, she played with me, you, and Sarah that one time. She gets, like, twice. Yeah. And then she quit.

And I was like, why did she get off? She can't play with, like, she can't play competitive games. And I guess that's because she, that's why she plays soccer, because she, yeah, she gets so physical. A little abusive, yeah. But, but. She throws it up the TV. Literally. Yeah, but when we got our phones, I would be like, Chloe, it's just a game.

We just lost! And I'm like, we're, like, 13 years old. Like, come. it was at the end of the world that was that was a fun time yeah so this is at 56 minutes i think i think that's an hour and so that's not an hour i can't believe we talked i can't believe we talk um let us know you know what don't let us know anything i don't want to hear i don't want any critique don't say good job don't say do this better yeah say no no just be like that's a podcast yeah okay you know when you like put your comments and like ratings and stuff just put good podcast yeah

with a thumbs up and every single person we'll send you a million dollars which is not true. We do. Don't. I just said at the beginning, I said that I'm going to get one direction to give us a million dollars. Exactly.

I feel like if we had a bunch of million dollars, I wouldn't be asking for a bunch of, for a million dollars. For one single million dollars. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. One Direction is going to give us a million dollars. Giveaway! If you share that.

Good podcast. Thumbs up. And give us a five-star rating. And you will be entered into the giveaway for a million dollars from One Direction. Oh, I got one. When we get them on here. And if we don't get One Direction on here, you can have a candy bar.

So a million dollars or a candy bar. I think that's a win-win. anyway i probably burped so many times in this microphone i think you burped like three times in an hour is that a lot you're drinking coke coke okay okay okay anyways i've been cody co i've been brittney broskey and thank you for watching our