The Poodcast with Kenzie and Kaylee - we reveal our SECRET OBSESSION.

Episode Date: May 22, 2024

Hello family and friends and acquaintances, welcome to Minion Association. In this episode Kenzie and Kaylee update you on their lives recently, crazy experiences, and minions. We attempt to learn the minion language. LISTEN OR WATCH TO SEE HOW THAT TURNS OUT. OKAY BYE ADIOS AND OTHER LANGUAGES.

Hi, guys. Hey. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome back to the podcast. Manian Association.

Oh. Can you hear me in the microphone in the headphones? I can. You know that? Ew. Yes. I can hear that. That, isn't that like your pet peeve?

Yeah. People snacking. Yeah. You know what we should do? We should go through like, never mind. How was your week, Ben Cayley? My week? That's my week.

Topic.com. You, that's my topic. How about I go through my entire week? Sunday? I don't remember Sunday. Well, you went to church. I did go to church. Oh, we play pickleball.

Oh, yeah. That was fun. We lost. He still suck at it. I lose sometime. Because I was there. But every time I play against TJ, I've only won against some once. It's just so hard not to hit the book.

ball like as hard as you can yeah i just and everyone around us was like kind of professional i mean they weren't professional but like all of the other courts were filled and they were better than us and it was just so embarrassing oh like whenever we would we like one of us would hit the ball like past our court and onto someone else's court and then they had to run over there in the middle of their like very competitive gang where they're like hitting it like 100 miles an hour like oh excuse me i'm so sorry and then it's like the ball keeps the rolling and you're such and then We throw it back to our court, but we miss and we hit someone else's court. And we're like, oh, dang it.

Oh, they probably hated us there. And then they saw the ice cream truck. Yes. Got ice cream. How more, you know. Really? Actually, it was really not good. Yeah, it didn't look good.

Now I know never tried anything new, ever. I want an ice cream truck that, like, they scooped the ice cream right in front of you. I don't want one of those. I forget, like, you know. I want a food truck Don't you think that'd be like really fun to do? Just drive a food truck around? Like just drive around like to different like locations.

Yeah. Like how about like a U.S. food truck? Like you go around the entire United States. We could do that. Business coming soon. We're graduating high school. The Poodcast food truck. I'm like having the Poo on a food truck name.

This is like the toilet? Yeah. It's our logo. The toilet on the side. I think no one would buy from us. Yeah. So maybe. Maybe the cast.

Just take the poo. The cast. And then it's fishing. It's fish. It's like a casting in that. And then on the, on the, the truck is the Bible verse. I forgot which one. I'll make your, I'll make you, I'll make you send.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The cat. Oh my gosh. Wow. But not very many people like seafood. food. That's nice. Yeah, and in a food truck, I feel like could probably be tasty. What is, like, the biggest sold, like, kind of food?

I'm assuming. Pizza. Italian? Is what you're saying? Pizza is in Italian. Pizza is Italian. No, I thought it was like a name. I don't know, actually. Is pizza? I know they make pizza in Italy, and I heard it's not as good as ours, so. It's street food. It was first invented in Naples Italy

Speaking of Italy I'm going to Italy In November You got to learn Italian Italian before then They speak Guys I'm a 1.1% Italian That's

That's yeah that's a lot I mean that's one whole percent and more Yeah I'm over one I'm telling you go there and you speak Italian fluently they'll respect you so much well here's the thing

I can not like I should be able to like talk in like a Spanish accent and I can if I'm speaking Spanish but when I try to like talk in a Spanish accent and like with English words I sound Italian

like it just goes to Italian like I sound like Mario or something Rudy Pongo did we? Yeah like one of the first couple of Wow. And then I think I tried to do a Spanish accent. I had an Italian accent. See, it's just impossible.

I think you can't have a Spanish accent unless you speak Spanish. What is the most popular? Popular. What is it called? Food. Food. But like cat. Uh,

do you know, that was my stomach. No, I thought that was thunder. That's crazy. No. In the world. Food. Italian. So we can.

I actually have thought of that. Have you ever seen an Italian fast food restaurant? No. You haven't. No. Look that up. Italian fast food restaurants. That has to be a thing.

Someone has to have thought of that. I want to open. It can be like a, we have an Italian fast food restaurant and the food truck is like an ad on or something. Oh, because of all. I mean, like, I feel like a drive-thru would be perfect. Well, I guess you probably don't eat. You don't want to eat pasta while you're driving because it requires.

Well, technically you shouldn't be eating or driving either way. Really? What do you mean? Yeah. Like, you're supposed to put all your focus into that. I'm not saying I do. But I'm not saying I don't. But.

It's not saying you do, but you're not saying you don't. Yeah. So you never know. Am I paying full attention while I'm driving, or am I not? No, I'll take both hands off the wheel to drink a, to eat a burger while I'm driving. Drink a beer. I would say drink a smoothie, but like it's... Oh, by the way.

Drinking and driving? The podcast does not support that. 18. This Snapchat, group chat we're in for our college we're going to. Someone was drinking beer. while driving. Yeah, and we're all under age. Yeah, because it's like class of 28. Here's, it was like

the violations this guy had. First of all, he's snapping while driving. That means having your phone in your hand, okay? And in the other hand, you're drink, you're holding something else, which also happens to be a beer, not to mention we're driving at

night, and also, he's underage. Like, we're all 18 or 19. And then you send it to a group chat that has, like, 50 people all going to the same school. I'm like, that's crazy. Which I understand, like, no one cares anymore about this kind of stuff. I'm like, that's like, I, like, who, the car was moving, first of all.

You could see in the window, and he was in the driver's seat, but there was no hands on the wheel. I was just like, that's, how do you do that? Do you have any advice how you do that? How I drink and drive? yeah i feel like you have done it before um well speaking from i don't know i don't actually have it in any experience i i think that's terrifying i'm always 10 and 2 always 10 and 2 and 2 i'm 5 or 6 no sorry what 10 and 2 20 20 on the road 10 and 2 no i'm either uh 6 or 7 in 2 i'm either uh 6 or 7 i have one hand on the wheel and it's at the very bottom.

No, I, yeah, that's actually how, yeah, you're right. I'm always, like, five. My hand is. You're six, all the way down here? Sometimes I am. I mean, like this. I'm like five. Drives like this.

Oh, I do. I drive with the underhand. Who goes like this, though? Like. The circle and you're just. The pinky. Oh, I pinky. Like a, I'm, I'm pinching the wheel.

I do sometimes, like, do that. It's not, like, the whole time, but I'm just, like, driving with, like, why? I don't know. Like, a crab? Do your hands, like, hurt sometimes after driving? No. I don't grip it at all.

Well, I'm not, like, but, like, having your hand like this for, like, 40 minutes, it's kind of comfortable. I don't relate to that at all. Okay. I wonder, do you hear the storm in the back of our headphones? No. Well, it's pouring rain, guys. We should just show the camera. No, no, no.

Not to the front of your house. Outside your house. Oh, I don't even open the window. I just want to see. All right, open the window then. While Kinsey opens the window, I will go through my week, like I said, I was going through. So. Brandon.

Yeah. Sunday, pickleball, a church, pickleball, church. Monday, school. Oh, I cleaned my room a little bit. Like, just one side of my room. Because, like, I technically have two rooms. Yeah. Because my brother, it used to be my brother's room,

but it used to be his room and then a playroom, and then they cut down the wall. They broke down the wall. So it's just two separate rooms. I guess it's one room, but it's a giant. It is. Very much so. My bed's like in the middle, so it's kind of like separated.

So I cleaned one side of it. And then I had a king and country concert at the fair. Kinsey was there, but I was a VIP. Well, actually there was a VIP section and then the floor section. and then, like, the stands where Kathy was. I was on the floor. Yeah. I had a better view still.

Actually, I ended up having a better view. We went into the middle of the row. No, that's unfair. And we were like... I was really confident, though. Right where the people with cameras were recording. So you were, like, in the... Oh, behind you guys?

It was behind us, but it was like... That was such a good camera. Like, everything... It looks a professional. It was so nice. Yeah. If you guys haven't or if you're not planning to plan to go to a King and Country concert.

It's really good. They like go in the crowd. They're Australian. We kept on calling them kangaroos. I don't know if that's rude or anything. I don't think I had a Tuesday. What's our national bear?

Animal. I'm going to look at both of them. What is, is it? Isn't it an eagle? Oh, it's a bison. The American bison. Oh, no, it's the bald eagle. Okay. And the bison.

Oh, we have the bison. The bald eagle and the American bison. Can you kick that ball over here? So let's see. What is our national... Bear. Bear. I'm going to say the black bear.

Black bears, bad bears, and polar bears. Yeah, polar, okay, I guess. Alaska isn't really a place. I don't. Oh my gosh, they're so weird. Alaskans. There's like two people there. No, no, no.

There's these TikTokers. Is they live in Alaska? Yeah. And they're like influencers from a... Well, I saw a TikTok from them. I don't know. know if they're actual influencers or not but they're weird and I don't know

if that's just because they're weird themselves or all Alaskans are like that because like they're kind of like in a different world but yeah I would not want to be an Alaskan let me tell you I just got sideback to me.

Alaskan influencers I think it was Trevor Lawrence's anniversary yesterday yeah I saw Instagram posts I kept seeing his wife posting. I'm, like, I look at her post every day. Not on, like, purpose, but, like, you just pop up. It just pops up, and then I watch them all. It's actually really interesting. So, step up your game, Trevor Lawrence, or I'm going to want to meet your wife before I want to meet you.

We'll have... I think neither are going to happen. We'll have Marissa on the podcast before you if you don't step up your game. not in football well actually step up your game of football because we want to go to the Super Bowl but also step up your game in um

influencing I don't think that's his number one priority I think he's worried about football okay well listen he was worried do you think he's in charge of it on Instagram he was yeah he was busy he was busy doing a Ritz commercial

during the football season if he's able to do a Ritz commercial then he can influence me on his time off. I was going to look up to me. I don't think he personally. Maybe he has control

and scrim, but also, actually he probably does, but maybe I don't think football players have like I mean they're not that big a deal. Like they're cool, but like, Nobody's like, you can not control your Instagram.

Have control of their social media. My phone takes forever to load. I just sits like this for a good minute. I got it. Don't worry, I got it. Yeah, never mind. It's talking about British football. I don't care.

I lost interest. Okay, well, basically, that was my point. We need to fix our wall. It's ugly. It's like so bad. Well, that's just making it worth. Did you get the paper cut? Don't take Laban Bonn.

Actually, I'm kind of over him, honestly. Like, he's not funny anymore. Bye, LeBond. on I've moved on the bigger and better things what's on your here's my question I've got a good topic to talk about

what's been on your TikTok for you page lately really annoying stuff the algorithm algorithm is messed up and now for some like me and clover going through Instagram TikTok today I didn't like that I'm so sorry I just messed up your

you did there's a nice pie But for some reason, all my TikToks, like, for the past two days are just, like, girls trying out filters and then a bunch of ads. Yes. Mine is ads all the time. I have a bunch of get ready with me, too. Yeah. Like, my TikTok page, after spending my whole life, my whole life, making that thing, have stuff that I like on it, nothing is like, it's terrible.

I'm not into, I scroll through almost every TikTok I see. For some Capcut templates, which I use CapCut for the podcast to TikTok, but not for this one. I don't, it's just going to stay forever. Yeah. I do have TikToks of this one show, but, like, everything else is messed up. So. What do we pay you for? Come on.

They're probably so, like, they're probably, like, so scared. Yeah. And they're just, maybe they're like, maybe they're like testing out, like, what it would be like if no Americans had TikTok because, like, they're messing up everybody who lives in America's TikTok. So, like, they stop using the app

and seeing, like, how that goes. See if they need to sell it or not. But what if the government already took over TikTok? Like, I know they had a couple of months. Like, what if, like, they already took over TikTok, and so they have the wrong algorithm. okay this is not how internet works don't tell us but what if they

you know the government has their own algorithm while TikTok China has their own algorithm and the China one is the good one because they know like they collect our information they know and then but the government is a little late and they don't have the right algorithm and they're saying they're just doing all these stupid things

it's like uh the difference between Instagram reels and TikTok Like, TikTok is like The Chinese government Instagram Reels is America Yeah, and Instagram Reels has The weirdest crap I've ever seen on there That's...

Are you holding the cat in the picture? It's upside down. It's on his face. Just his butt. What's this guy's in? Pushin. There you go. Pishin.

Pushing. Oh, yeah. That sounds Russian. Pushing, the guy. Japanese. It sounds like Putin What's Putin called? Not the prime minister

Dictator, no This This is Like, that was a Long time ago No, I'm not No Not what I'm saying

I missed This is like A really like You said it everything Good photo No, that's not what I'm saying Let me finish Oh

horrible sound thing. Sorry, I'm sorry. Um, yes you did. Uh, this is like a really sturdy photo. Like, it's like, you know,

whenever you spray that spray on clothes when you're ironing them and it makes them like, okay, well, you should really educate yourself on home things. Well, I don't get rid of it.

Well, I don't do it either, but like, So how do you know... Gosh, you're really annoying. Take this. You'll see what I mean. Trust me. Don't worry. He doesn't bite.

Isn't it, like... It's not like a normal piece of paper. I think there's so much ink on it. It's so strong. It's so strong. He's strong Put him on the wall I was gonna

No, kids it How strong is he? No He's I'm not leaving him up there Because it's Tom Blythe I'm leaving him up there now Because

He's strong Tom Blyth Okay I don't know how He needs to Get in some more movies He was doing good I don't understand why he

Maybe he doesn't care anyone Dirty no i'm not going to do it but like also i think there needs to be more 100 games movies i even if there's no more books just keep on making the movie ruin the franchise i don't care i have to see more of this it's such a good universe not universe like theatrical universe i love it a lot but um and tom blithely fits in there maybe you could change it not to Coriolanus, no.

Maybe, heck, his... Are they loud? No. Just do stupid ASMR. No one asked for it. Welcome to the ASMR break. It's stuck. can you hear it yeah it just sounds like a wind wind hitting the roof like pine cones falling on a tin roof

you don't hear that i mean it's not satisfying you gotta crumble it i am i'm getting there I'm working up to that. I've got to leave them in those books. That sound nice. No, no whispering. Oh my! You hit the mic. Okay.

Wait! Oh, that's like a big fart. Welcome to the podcast. Oh, Kiley. Thank you for listening. You sound a little fool. Cool? Because you farted.

They look assy. Good one. You're such a jokester. I'm hungry, too. If you couldn't tell. I'm about to like, I'm going to put the microphone on my stomach and, like, you're a growl. That's what I was doing earlier but then it stopped growling.

I don't know how to get me. Guys, how long do you want these podcasts to be? Because we can talk for, well, okay, depends on the day. We could talk for like sometimes we can't talk. Did you? And sometimes we can talk for a long

amount of time, but I guess that's a problem. So like, what is your, What was your thinking last night? What do you mean? What are you? Kaley sent me a Snapchat. Oh, I interrupted your thought.

Keep going. I was just saying, like, how, like, tell me how long you want these podcasts to me. No one's going to say anything. Yeah, you're not. Suck! I'm kidding! If you're listening to this right now, you don't. Kaylee was snapping me last night after I did my homework, and it was like five,

10 minutes of Snapchats and it was her having like a spiral she was like Kinsey you have to answer me right now

you don't answer me I'm gonna literally die stop you have to answer me and my phone did not disturb and there was nothing like there was no content it was just her saying like I'm so bored

I need someone to talk to and I was like Kaylee you look like you're gonna like you're gonna kill yourself it was like you look it was terrifying and then you were in the bathroom

when doing a fit check of your pajamas and I was just like okay this is pointless okay so I don't know what you don't understand

I literally stated why I wasn't messaging you I needed to talk I was bored and then once you messaged me back I had decided that that was it I couldn't

I just was going to try to go to bed what movies have you watched recently what's the most recent movie you watch? The most recent movie I've watched I don't even remember the last movie I watched I don't This is why our podcast sucks

We can't remember anything You put me on the spot Sorry I've been watching a lot of TV shows lately That's the thing I don't watch the movie Austin and Flecking Alley I have

I just finished re-watching Austin and Alley for that Who knows I'm also watching Drake and Josh Oh that's a good show I'm watching

I'm watching Julian the Phantoms. I watched the Loonington show. Yeah, I know. They don't know that! You made me put it on the TV. I did? Yeah.

I didn't make you put that on the TV, did I? Yes, you did. It was a couple snaps after I told you. Okay, so Kinsey snapped me. If we're going to be talking about snapping and people acting like weirdos and crazy, Kinsey snapped me I'm hungry

Okay Well That's a issue Isn't it Just Keep going Kinsey snapped me And I

Airplay my phone on the TV With me and my cousins here Because We just do all kinds of things Play some games You know And I had an airplay I was responding to snaps

And I respond to Kinsey Snap And I guess she sees that she's on the TV and she's like texting me telling me to respond to a snap because she has something really important to show on the TV and I open it and she's like put me on the TV and that was her important thing to show she showed us that she was watching Looney Tunes and that she wanted to be on the TV that was what was I didn't say that yes you did I said I won't be on TV and then snaps later I was like I'm watching Looney Tunes you know I don't know I was still on the TV yes it was during your TV snap you're like is this Sarah and Lily here I think you're

saved it. Maybe not. I don't think I did. You're like, is Sarah Lilley here? And I'm watching, I'm my on the TV? And you're like, hey guys, I'm watching Looney Tunes right now. Trust me, that's what happened. Oh, yeah, you saved the one after I said you suck. And then I said, ha, ha, I was on TV.

Pookie, you never respond. Kaylee hates I think I talk about us on the podcast too Kaley hates me called Pookie and now I call her Pookie all the time It's so funny I hate it It's literally like the

funniest joke I have really I could snap her anytime And she doesn't respond to my Snapchat's anyway Like I'm Sorry I Last thought You were saying on Snapchat How like I'm gonna be a mature college student

And not snap anyone I'm like What's the point? That's not going to happen. What do you mean? People have Snapchat in college. It's going to be the only way I keep contact with the people I don't see anyone. That is true.

But no, my notifications are off on Snapchat. Which I did that and I still check Snapchat nonstop. You turn your notification? No, I turn my gone. But like, yeah, they were off. And I just go on Snapchat. I think it's like an impulse now. Like my brain is hardwired to like every time I open my phone I have to check Snapchat.

Even if it's literally not even. to check if people snap me is just to open the app and then immediately close it that's what i do well i only i only open snapshot before like i still do a few times a day but like it would be way too much before uh because i would always have like a notification and i need to open every notification i get because i hate seeing the number the red number in the corner of the app i hate Yeah, I did too. I hate email. Me too. I like 9,000 or something because I'll go through and I'll try to delete them

and then I get tired of doing it. I'll be like a few hundred. And my Gmail is always out of storage because my email is always full and I'm like, I try to delete things but more people keep emailing me. And it's no things that I want. Like my grandpa, like he taught whenever I go to over, whenever I talk to him so like asking my email number is that. I'm like, oh, you know, 4,000 and he's like, what can they?

Why don't you do that? Because like people, like older people like check their email every day and like go through it. And I'm like, who has the time for that? Who finds joy in that? That's like mental torture to go through your email

and then click the ones that you don't want. One time I erased my whole email. Like I cleared every, it was like 12,000 emails. And I don't think I've ever I got my first email account like 2018 maybe

and I haven't like erased it since and then like last month I or no like December I erased it all and I lost so many important emails but it was worth it because a number went

zero there's no number I like lost a bunch of like what did I erase um just really important emails and I was depressed you know what make

well you know I think about like how our school numbers will go to like a kindergarten or something when we graduate and like we're not going to be able to like access our like emails or like any of the docs like essays or something we worked on not that I'm going to go look back on my essays

you can save them well I know that but I'm not going to do that but like I just think like me and Kinsey will like we have this this one Google doc where we just like type random stuff on it and I'm like called Phil Island

it's funny to look at and like read over sometimes and I feel like it'd be really funny to read like a few years later like in the future and just be like what is wrong what was wrong with us

and then like our emails that we send yeah you're not like I can just go on anytime and look at them I'm not going to be able to do that because I'm not going to have access to that account anymore. And it's all just going to be wiped. Everything is gone.

I don't want my email to be wiped. Even if it doesn't go to me, I want, like, I, I love, just don't wipe it and give it to another kid. That'd be so cool if, like, you never, like, got rid of, like, the past kids, like. And you get to go through their files and, like, see, that'd be so funny. The kid after me, like, the random, oh, my gosh, it'd be a kindergartner. Because if you start, when you're a kindergarten, you get a suit number. and then they just see like the one photo

we send like photos of our eyes to each other a lot on our Google our Chromebook and just like a little kindergarten we're going through that and they're like oh my gosh what the heck just fucking eyeballs that'd be amazing

oh man I just like we should make our own school our own school just for that have you ever like you probably haven't I apparently have like really You know, like other girls, huh? No, like...

Wow. Oh, Kinty said that the other day. What was it to? It was in economics, wasn't it? Yeah, it was something like... It was yesterday, was it? Yes. What was it about economics?

I don't know. You're like, there's coffee. Oh, yeah. I don't drink my... I drink my coffee. black or something like sugar i'm not like other girls i was like i prefer it strong or whatever and i said i'm like and then katie wrote in my notebook pick me no i was saying apparently i have like i think i i i am an overthinker i guess and so i think about things other people don't and like

i've thought about like what if your kid like in the future comes home and is like you say you have to like sign up for like the to look at their stuff right like say my school bugs. You have to sign up to do that and you know your kids lunch number. It's your lunch number. Say it was your lunch number. Okay. From when, wouldn't that be cool? Is that freaky to you? No, I'm saying that would be like, whoa, that's cool. Have you never thought about that? Deep thought. Have you ever thought about that? That's what I thought. Because I think by time I have a kid, we won't have student numbers anymore.

We'll have student letters. Ah. I mean, I guess it's just a name. Why can't the school just call me by my name? Why can I be a person? I have to be a number. Probably because there are a bunch of people with the same name. Like, in the world. Yeah. You're not the only

Nora Burke in this world. Fencing Roster There's a fencer called Nora Burke This makes sense I don't fence McMillen Burke

See, that's not me Very close Nora McKenzie the Burke Nora Burke Lawyer Nory Did I say Noree? Wait wait

Nora Burke thought her career was over after winning I won a national championship Shut up Um McKinsey Burke There is like An in

Oh my gosh It's like an influencer An exercise influencer called Kinsey Burke I see yeah I looked at my name one time I think And it was a link to a TikTok I think the hashtag was like hashtag Kinsey Burke Fitness or whatever

And there's a bunch of people on there saying do not listen to Kinsey Burke's fitness advice. She has no idea what she's talking about. I followed her plan for like three months and I gained weight. And I'm like, sorry guys. Kinsey Burke. I was trying my best. Wellness expert, creative, host, leader, designer.

Kinsey Burke, Kinsey's powerful methods guide, both internal and external transformation. Welcome to the body. Famous birthday. She's a podcast. Wait. Whoa. Hold on. I think you can add somebody is a famous birthday. Add another.

If you guys want to know where we live, I'll tell you. I mean, the five people from our school. No, what about that one person from Germany? They thanked that. That's definitely someone pretty. Do you want to have a, do you want to be happy that we have someone from Germany, or do you want to think about it on the dull side? Stay on the bright side.

Okay, go ahead what you're going to say. I don't know What's a German word? This is such a stupid podcast German word German word Gooden die Gooden died

Hello Ophweider Sheen You see with the country accent What do you mean It's German Off waiter Shane No is it off weed or shy Oh I guess now I am

Pite No that was Spanish Thank Yeah. Wait, what kind of accent does Shrek have? He's, uh, spotted. Oh, look up. Minion.

Wait, can you say the Sari in German before I do that? Enslut again. Enslutigand. I can't even do that, actually. Enslutte. We're not making fun of Germany. language gizuntite etchlundit

oh I've heard that before yeah what are German words before hold on cool oh

boom bomb cute nice what is that bomb upside down and backward it's the pronunciation

Yeah, pronunciation. How do you pronounce a backwards? It's just linguistics, okay? We don't know. We don't have to know what that means. I would like to learn. How about, okay. The Romanian language.

We have way too many languages in the world. How about we stick with the first one? Let's go back to Hebrew. Was Hebrew the first? I'm assuming what was. I mean, I guess it was. The first language. Caveman taught.

Egyptian? Oh, I guess that makes sense. Arabic. Arabic. Where do you see Arabic? Arabic and Hebrew. It's Acadian. Arabic and Hebrew. Where do you see that?

Right. Well, I guess we'll never know that. What language did Adam and Heaveig? God language. Hebrew. So that's the first one. So they're the first people. because you get the names who gets me

you can oh okay that's pretty cool shalom I like that you about shalom I'm going to say sorry

that's what I'm going to start saying to people Shalom Shalom and eventually it'll get you're It's the whole language Keeley

do say what do you mean you'll catch on no like for everybody like Americans and like I don't know everybody else is like hey what's up how you doing hi with shalom shalom so next time someone says hi to me I'm gonna be like shalom well I don't think you'll hold you'll you'll hold up to that Promise. What were we saying? Earlier? German?

Wait. Minion language. Come on. Okay. Minion language is just a bunch of different languages. So I'm curing the minions. Curing? Curing?

What does that mean? Spanish, French, Italian, English, Korean, and Danish. That's what they have. A despicable me, me, wiki, go there. Listen, I think... Menienese. You know what people say, how people from different countries say that Americans are like so... Not ecocentric, but like we only care about our culture or whatever, like, we don't go outside and talk to other cultures, and that we don't know, like, how other, every other country knows, like, three other languages.

and how Americans only know English. This is our other language, many of these. We're finally educating ourselves on other people's cultures. Go ahead, Kaylee. What do you mean? Take it away. Boppel.

What? Where? Baple. What do you see baple? Oh, it's apple. Potato. There's potato. Um. Um. La Boda.

The wedding. Wow. Kampai. Cheers. Bye boy. Bye boy. I like that. I like that.

Where is that? It means toy. It's like a lot of sentence. But boy. Bye boy. B' boy. Yeah, they just say that a lot. And method to try to get.

someone's attention so here's my question and the minion and like despicable me and stuff are they actually saying stuff like is it like like these people

the creators and the writers of despicable me if they're speaking like French Danish English Spanish all these are they actually like coming up with sentences just switching the language for every word Hmm. I'm looking at the reciprocal knee script, and I'll see. I don't know. I don't know what I'm saying.

Because that's a good question. I feel. I like it. Minion, minion, minion. Look up new control F and look Minion. I don't know what it is on the crum book, on the MacBook. Minion. One minion pounds another with a mace. What?

Don't remember that from the movie. The mace swinging minion walks by and accidentally your peanut heat's screw with it. We should act out that this is a little movie. That's actually a really good idea. Wait. Okay, hold on. Let's do these. These.

With the children or not children? Yes, where? You start. You're Agnes. Wait. It's not going to be good. I'll start. Oh, no!

A dragon is approaching! All the kids turn and see Kyle, dressed as a dragon. Where the heck? Oh, it's the dog. He grumbles, and then they scream and huddle around Agnes. I thought Kyle was one of the minions. Oh? no uh this is boring any minute now

minions aw okay that's English Jillian they have no lines these poor minions so I'm assuming they don't they just say word bye boy

like it minions Whoa. Whoa. What the heck? The Pick of Mommy creators did the minions wrong.

They were hired. Crew and the Minions smile. Okay, wait, wait. Look up Minions movie script. Because it is about that. Okay. Scarlet of. Wait, no, this isn't a minion.

And it says L Minions. Okay. Oh. That was a little film. It wasn't L. Kevin felt the bud. Ah, okay. Okay, okay.

And they were off. Off to find their new boss. Huh? Kevin? Huh? Huh? Banana? Uh, Stewart.

Banana, banana. Uh, Stuart. Wow. Stoppa. Uh, Bob. Stopper. Huh? Oh, Bob.

Huh? Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. that's a new word Look that up What is that? Profiteral I'll look it up

I'll look it up Don't worry Yeah don't worry Okay so How do you feel that? A small hollow taste A small hollow pastry A small hollow pastry

So they're just Dang words Okay so do we actually watch this movie This is crazy Like seeing this script And then it's literally just animation And these little yellow guys Like we're entertained

By just hearing people go Oh, Bob, hello, banana, banana, hello, hello, no, no, banana, hello. We just like seeing colors across the screen. We don't even care about, like, the actual content of the... Bob of Bateshop, how can I help you? It's Frankie Fishlamps. Bye, villain con, yeah, villain con, woo, okay, oh, any evil talents? Not bad, what about you?

Any evil talents? Uh, hello, la la la la la. Eh, that's not evil. or talent hello ha ha no i'm sorry but i'm not looking for any more servants for i professor flux have invented the world's first time machine oh every time i visit the future i bring my future self back to help hello oh move that over there professor flux from two weeks from now as you can see i don't need any help on your oh way to go guys we killed the original please oh no this is it oh very to go guys we've killed the original you'll start dying

Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Hey, Kevin. Hey, hey. Ard. Okay, so. Tim. Dem. Bob!

Kumbaya. I like just want to know what the writers are thinking. Literally. Like, how do you all just have this in your mind before the actual thing is taking place? I feel like we could write a minion script. No. We just said how good the writers are because they... I think we could.

I think it's really easy. Maybe the writers aren't good, but the animators are. I think you just kind of think of like... Like, you have to come up with a storyline for the humans, right? Pick your head up. Sorry, I got bored. And then you just kind of think of like weird random responses, and then you translate them to a different language.

There's no translation. no language. I'm done with this podcast. What are you talking about? We're at 50 minutes. So, moral of the story. Guys, I hope you had a good time today. Minions.

Comment in the comments. Right. If you want to be in our Minion movie, we are going to be we are writing. Actually, this was just a teaser to see what you. you guys would think we're testing audiences. So we're actually in production right now. We're casting people.

Auditions are happening right now. You guys want to audition for the Minion movie, The Poodcast Rope. Like a live action, a Minion movie? We're doing that? Yep. You don't remember we've been writing this for months. Yeah. I don't even know what to say at this point.

She's just like, it's just like. I'm so tired I thought about it. We've put so much effort in this movie. This is why we haven't been able to post podcast much these last few weeks because we have been grinding on our minion movie. Grinding. Like the writing process was easy,

but now that the writing is over, we have been in production, hiring people, you know, it's been crazy. So if you want to be minions, we still need our lead cast and all our slave minions. Right. So, comment if you want to be in.

No pay. But you'll be famous because we are famous. We have a fan in Germany. Even if they're not in Germany, I'm going to choose to believe. Why still believe you a fan in Germany? Yes.

But yeah, if you want to be an Armenian movie, comment your name, your number, your social security number, your bank information. Just. because we need to know where to well we're not paying you but we'll pay you like a dollar

like we need to know where to we need to know you're a real person too yeah so our robot like real people like we only know we only can confirm we can only confirm that you're real if we have like

all of your information all your bank information in your social security number because obviously that like your identification. Also, DM us a picture of your birth certificate. Okay. Thanks for watching, guys. Yes.

Oh my gosh. The episode title is The Minion Association? Because you were talking about it. I know, but like we stopped talking about minions and went back to it. That's kind of great. I think we're a little obsessed with that. With minions? Unhealthful.

No, I mean, I'm not obsessed. I'm actually... I'm just in my mind constantly. And the room is yellow. Could you imagine like you were asleep in the night time

when you open your eyes and it's like so dark in your room you wake up in the whole night and a viny is over you? Why did you think about that? I was thinking I was like Minions, they're kind of creepy. Like, I used to like them, and then I went through a phase where they just kind of freaked me out a little bit, and now I like him again.

But, like, I was like, why was I ever scared of a minion? And then I was like, oh, because they're freaky. Like, could you not, like, you just, I just, I just imagine them the size. I just imagine them the size of the people, like, in universal dressing up as them. Like, they're gigantic. But, like, instead of, like, it's, like, obviously a costume, it's, like, literal minion flesh. Vicky! Anyway.

I don't like your thought process there. I'll leave that. I'll leave that out there for you guys to marinate with and take a bath in that. Take a bath in those words. We got to stop this. Have you guys to join this podcast? Minion out.