The Prepper Broadcasting Network - DAC - A Funny Thing Happened At Home Depot

Episode Date: March 29, 2024

A person who advocates and practices preparedness. One ready for any event that would disrupt their daily routine. That is a plan. Hello everyone out there in internet radio land. This is Dave Jones, the NBC guy. And boy have I got a funny story to tell you. Yeah. How you doing? How you doing this nice How you doing? How you doing this nice Good Friday? Good Friday. It is good, I'll tell you. We had a half day of school yesterday and we're off now until we go back on the 8th of April. So spring break is fully arrived for the Jones family.

And boy, I'll tell you, yesterday we were at Home Depot. Home Depot and Costco, my two favorite stores. And now you have to understand my 11-year-old, who's about to turn 12, has a few different allergies. Okay, eggs, milk, cheese. has a few different allergies. Okay, eggs, milk, cheese. But he also has different reactions to different dyes in lollipops. And because it was Easter

and they did a party at school, he got this crazy looking lollipop that turns your face into a rabbit's nose and teeth hanging out. And it's blue. And the other day when the party was, he ate some of it, you know, and went a little crazy. So we're at Home Depot, and he calls his mom, and he's asking if he can have some more of this lollipop. And we know that it affects him in this way. So, you know, she's saying don't eat it all. And he says, well, how much should I

eat? all. And he says, well, how much should I eat? Okay. And we're walking out in the parking lot and she's arguing with this kid. Okay. And she yells in the phone, just suck on it for five minutes. And then I add without even realizing what she just said, suck on it till your tongue turns blue. Okay, and there were people going into Home Depot,

and you can imagine, you can imagine, just knowing one side of the conversation, what people were thinking. Anyway, we got in the car and we started laughing our butts off, thinking about someone hearing what we just yelled in his phone. just yelled at his phone. You've got to look for life's little comedy routines, okay? They seem to happen quite often in the Jones household. I don't know why that is. Maybe part of it is because English was not Murray's first language

and she gets confused sometimes. is because, you know, English was not Murray's first language. And she gets confused sometimes. Yeah. Anyway, I wanted to share that. I hope you got a little chuckle. Man, in this world today, don't we all need a little chuckle? Yeah. I think I was snoring last night.

I have this thing in my throat. Yes. I sound like Lurch. You rang. I could do voices for Sarah Hathaway's audio drama. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If it's money you're looking for, I can tell you I don't have much. But what I do have is a particular set of skills. There, that's my Liam Neeson for you. I will hunt you. I will find you. And I will kill you.

There you go. Anyway, PBN family, I hope you have a great Prepper Day. Happy Good Friday. All Fridays are good, just some are better than others. Take care. Prep on. Thank you.