The Prepper Broadcasting Network - GGO -- Future Dan -- Beyond Expectations

Episode Date: February 18, 2024

Urban Survival Simulation This is Gotham Get Up Alright, this is Future Dan 747 Eastern, checking in. Everything is above expectations at this point. I'm not cold because I've been moving fast. Hit my first cache before Cochran, so that's good. And I found cans of beans and soup which is even better now I've moved

off of the first cache didn't want to get spotted brought my first cache box didn't even look at it just picked it up carried it I am in a behind an office building that's got a good light above me behind a couple dumpsters. So I got light and there's furniture back here. I mean, I'm telling you, it's above expectations. So I'm sitting on a part of a drawer out of some office furniture that's getting thrown away here. I'm looking in my first cache.

I do have some interesting things anchovies put in there by maria but luckily for me i don't have to eat the anchovies because i'm gonna eat a can of the beans i just found the anchovies will definitely get used later though what else i got in here i got something special. It's in a custom kit, like a mesh black kit. It's got like some kind of container in it. I think I got a gas stove. I got a stove kit. Like I got a new stove kit. Yeah, things are above expectation.

Holy crap. Very good. We're going to eat that soup and be all right. If we can figure out a way to start a fire there's also pink wild salmon did get a bullet and that bullet gotta get that open for the gunpowder start a fire i think uh looks like i got a tire pump basketball pump or something um there is a battery here i know you can make fires with that i'm just gonna have to stop and think about because i am a little bit exhausted without the food yet but right after

this broadcast i'm gonna just open that can of beans and eat it i got two of them and uh something else here i got a little container what's that contain i think it's contained vodka i think i got a little vial of vodka in there. Yep, the more I talk, the more everything is above expectations. I wonder if that's grain alcohol that could start a fire too. What else? Oh, wait. I got a Slim Jim.

That's getting eaten right now. I'll wait. I got a Slim Jim. That's getting eaten right now. Also, along the way, I came across, right immediately, right immediately after getting dropped off by Dave, came across a car antenna. Perfectly intact, leaning up against a guardrail.

Took that. I'd count that as a weapon against an unarmed person or maybe an animal, but could definitely whip something with it. I picked up two racquetball-sized stones, and I carried those to keep my eye out for food that I don't have to eat now because we got food. And then, again, above expectations, heading along my route, I find a tub of paints, like some art kit that flew off of a car or something. I don't know.

So I took the black paint. I think when I hit the wood line, I'm going to camouflage with it, put it on my face, get out of the urban environment. Everywhere here has got lights out, parking lot lights and whatnot. But once we hit the wood line, I i want to get that on my face uh so a little camouflage a little bit of weaponry got a couple racquetball size stones haven't built anything better than that for a weapon but i got you know i'm armed i got something and what else i find there's. I haven't figured out what I can do with those. But I kept them. And I got some wire.

A little bit of wire. But I'm not even at my second cache. So what's going to be hard coming up is making choices. Also, I'm sitting behind a couple. Trying to eat this beef stick right now. Oh my gosh. I haven't eating in 24 hours it's good i'm looking inside this dumpster right next to me it's got foam mats the kind of like

linked together foam mats so i think i'm gonna eat and sleep on those tonight checking in at my next cache i'll actually grab my stuff get off that cash i think i'm gonna head to that finish line try to beat these millennials