The Prepper Broadcasting Network - GGO - NBC 1, Prepping The Caches

Episode Date: February 17, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello everyone out there in internet radio land, this is Dave Jones, the NBC guy. I know you are not used to this, right? You are not used to this, right? You are not used to this. We are packing the bags. Packing the bags. These are the caches that everybody's going to get along the way. Maria decided to help me do this and I'm going to be pausing this from time to time so that she can interject some of
Starting point is 00:00:52 what she's doing because, wow, wow. Each one is going to have three boxes. So there's going to be, they have to go through the boxes because future Dan put a lot of junk in some of the boxes. And you have to go through
Starting point is 00:01:14 and screws and painting rolls. And a painter roller. Anyway, Marie is going above and beyond what I was going to do. So they are actually, each one is going to have a tarp. Each one is going to have some kind
Starting point is 00:01:36 of a blanket. Each one is going to have some way of boiling water and making a fire. Okay? Now, I did put a life straw in each one of the guys' boxes so they'll be able to get water and maybe boil water. So I'm going to put fire making capabilities in there. I have a secret test for them.
Starting point is 00:02:08 I put a bullet in one of their three boxes. And at the end, this is PBN, Mom. I'm making a recording. But if they listen, they find out. They swore that they would not listen to anyone. Who's going to get the Milky Way? He's the skinniest. Give it to James.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Okay. Oh my gosh. Maria says these are five year old boys going out to play army. Yeah, exactly. Maybe, maybe that's true I'll put a whiskey. Okay, this was Maria's idea. To each put them a little flask so that they could have like, what is it, an ounce or two ounces? A shot or two of whiskey.
Starting point is 00:03:15 You don't want to drink whiskey in cold weather, but one shot or two shot, you know know it warms you up but after that you lose your thermal um it it doesn't hold the heat that yeah and there's there's game playing in the background there we are it's it's like christmas in reverse okay so we're we're we're putting these boxes together. Three boxes, nine boxes total. Some things are positively useless. Some things you could make into something else. So that's the way it is. I was going to ask you guys, what can you do with the screws?
Starting point is 00:04:05 Well, not screws, it's schrubes. Yeah. And a painting roller. A roller. A synthetic. It wouldn't even be a good fire starter. Maybe you can hunt mouses. Now, that's where Maria comes in.
Starting point is 00:04:24 She's been putting little snacks in the boxes. And I was not going to put any food whatsoever in the boxes. Oh, yeah. Bread fresh. This is getting fun. This project is getting fun. So here's the hidden secret thing that I put in each one of the guys boxes is a bullet. Now they will not have any firearms on them and this bullet probably won't be chambered to anything that they even
Starting point is 00:04:55 own. But it is a bullet and at the end I'm going to say who has their bullet? Because a bullet, they all have a multi-tool on them. They can pull the projectile out. And with the gunpowder and primer, they could start a fire in the worst conditions. Okay? So, that is what I want to see. If someone said, hey, I'm going to keep that bullet just in case I need to start a fire that way.
Starting point is 00:05:38 I'm also going to put some of my fire nuggets in there, which if you've listened to the PBN, are cotton balls, cotton that comes out of pill bottles and soaked in paraffin, wrapped up in tinfoil. It's kind of like mini Sterno. And if they use that, they'll be able to definitely start a fire and probably boil some water before it goes completely kaput. So this is the first daily audio cache. I'm sure I'm going to be recording more because I'm going over there tomorrow
Starting point is 00:06:11 to place the boxes. They are going to travel, I think Future Dan said, a total of 8 or 9 kilometers to pick up each one of the boxes and then stay in a park and the standard
Starting point is 00:06:31 is if you get stopped by the police, you automatically fail. You should give them a pink backpack. Oh yeah, pink backpack. Oh, I am putting little bags in there that they can carry with them. They are nuts.
Starting point is 00:06:51 I know. Well, did I explain the first part is they're going into a thrift store and they're each going to be armed with $25. There's going to be a time limit. They have to go into that store get everything they need it's two ounces so they each get two shots that's perfect
Starting point is 00:07:11 ok PBN family oh my gosh I'm telling you this is going to be the exercise to end all exercises you have heard them before doing stuff, but they have never done it
Starting point is 00:07:29 in 22 degree weather with what? Four to eight inches of snow. At least they'll have snow to melt. I can't help but smile.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I'm sorry. Okay, PBM family, take care and stay tuned. This is Final Simulation. This is Castle
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