The Prepper Broadcasting Network - GGO - NBC 1, Prepping The Caches
Episode Date: February 17, 2024...
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Hello everyone out there in internet radio land, this is Dave Jones, the NBC guy.
I know you are not used to this, right?
You are not used to this, right? You are not used to this.
We are packing the bags.
Packing the bags.
These are the caches that everybody's going to get along the way.
Maria decided to help me do this and I'm going to be pausing this from time to time so that
she can interject some of
what she's doing because, wow,
wow. Each one is going to have
three boxes. So there's
going to be, they have to go
through the boxes because
future Dan put a lot of junk
in some of the boxes.
And you have to go through
and screws
and painting rolls.
And a painter
roller.
Anyway,
Marie is going above and beyond what I was
going to do. So they are actually, each one is
going to have a tarp. Each one is going to have some kind
of a blanket. Each one is going
to have some way of boiling water and making a fire.
Okay? Now,
I did put a life straw in each one of the guys' boxes
so they'll be able to get water
and maybe boil water. So I'm going to put
fire making capabilities in there.
I have a secret test for them.
I put a bullet in one of their three boxes.
And at the end, this is PBN, Mom.
I'm making a recording.
But if they listen, they find out.
They swore that they would not listen
to anyone. Who's going to get the
Milky Way? He's the skinniest.
Give it to James.
Okay.
Oh my
gosh. Maria
says these are five year old boys
going out to play army.
Yeah, exactly.
Maybe, maybe that's true I'll put a whiskey. Okay, this was Maria's idea. To each put them a little flask so that they could have like, what is it, an ounce or two ounces?
A shot or two of whiskey.
You don't want to drink whiskey in cold weather, but one shot or two shot, you know know it warms you up but after that you lose your thermal um
it it doesn't hold the heat that yeah and there's there's game playing in the background there
we are it's it's like christmas in reverse okay so we're we're we're putting these boxes together.
Three boxes, nine boxes total.
Some things are positively useless.
Some things you could make into something else.
So that's the way it is.
I was going to ask you guys, what can you do with the screws?
Well, not screws, it's schrubes.
Yeah.
And a painting roller.
A roller.
A synthetic.
It wouldn't even be a good fire starter.
Maybe you can hunt mouses.
Now, that's where Maria comes in.
She's been putting little snacks in the boxes. And I was not going to put any food whatsoever
in the boxes.
Oh, yeah.
Bread fresh.
This is getting fun. This project is getting fun. So here's
the hidden secret thing that I put in each one of the guys boxes is a bullet.
Now they will not have any firearms on them
and this bullet probably won't be chambered to anything that they even
own. But it is a bullet and at the end
I'm going to say who has their bullet?
Because a bullet, they all have a multi-tool on them.
They can pull the projectile out.
And with the gunpowder and primer, they could start a fire in the worst conditions.
Okay?
So, that is what I want to see.
If someone said, hey, I'm going to keep that bullet just in case I need to start a fire that way.
I'm also going to put some of my fire nuggets in there, which if you've listened to the PBN,
are cotton balls, cotton that comes out of pill bottles and soaked in paraffin, wrapped up in tinfoil.
It's kind of like mini Sterno.
And if they use that, they'll be able to definitely start a fire
and probably boil some water before it goes completely kaput.
So this is the first daily audio cache.
I'm sure I'm going to be recording more
because I'm going over there tomorrow
to place the boxes.
They are going to travel,
I think Future Dan said,
a total of 8 or 9 kilometers
to pick up
each one of the boxes and then
stay in a park
and the standard
is if you get stopped
by the police, you
automatically fail.
You should give them a pink
backpack. Oh yeah,
pink backpack. Oh, I am putting
little bags in there that they can carry with them.
They are nuts.
I know.
Well, did I explain the first part is they're going into a thrift store
and they're each going to be armed with $25.
There's going to be a time limit.
They have to go into that store get everything they need
it's two ounces
so they each get two shots
that's perfect
ok PBN family
oh my gosh
I'm telling you
this is going to be the exercise
to end all exercises
you have heard them
before doing
stuff, but they have never done it
in 22 degree weather
with
what?
Four to
eight inches of
snow. At least
they'll have snow to melt.
I can't help but smile.
I'm sorry.
Okay,
PBM family, take care
and stay tuned.
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