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I'm your host, Phil Ravely. Andrew and Nick are on the other side of the mic, and here's your show.
And welcome back to the Matter of Facts podcast. Let's get the admin work
out of the way first. In case y'all are commenting and you think we're ignoring you,
this is pre-recorded because I had a family obligation to deal with
at literally the exact same time and date we normally record.
So instead, you get me and Nick sitting here on a Sunday.
I don't know what he's drinking, but this is coffee number two.
Coffee number two, or have you switched to adult coffee?
Coffee number three.
Well, bear in mind that my coffee cup holds about 30 ounces.
So when I say coffee number two, this is like number seven for most people.
I had my first two at about five o'clock this morning.
Yeah.
Fortunately or unfortunately, I recently went through this whole thing of upgrading my espresso setup.
So I've been drinking more espresso than is probably rational or healthy for the last couple of days trying to get things dialed in.
I've reached a point the other day where I was no longer drinking the espresso.
I would literally take a sip, pour it down the sink, and then chase it with water just to clean my palate off.
That's how out of control this has gotten.
Because when you fire up the espresso set up six times in an afternoon.
But I think.
The heart will only take so much caffeine.
Yeah.
I mean, I try to stop when I get heart palpitations.
Yeah, that's wise.
But I don't know.
I'm like this close.
I got a recipe that works, but my wife said it's still a little bitter.
But her and my daughter are more sensitive to bitterness than I am.
I'm sure if she hears that, there's a joke in there someplace.
But, you know, I'm close.
One more little tweak, and I might have, like, absolutely awesome espresso, which nobody wants to hear about.
That takes my coffee nerdism to an unhealthy level.
We all have our
obsessions yeah how many again too many too many all right so getting on the topic
ah patrons emerge oh patrons emerge patrons emerge thank you to the patrons for supporting our insanity as always um i actually have something to
to drop into the patron chat probably this afternoon i'm at a point where i can start
talking about with you guys it'll probably be another month before i let it out of the silo
with the general audience but um i'm planning on doing a thing probably local down here in south
louisiana you know i wouldn't begrudge anybody that felt like it was worth driving a long I'm planning on doing a thing, probably local down here in South Louisiana.
You know, I wouldn't begrudge anybody that felt like it was worth driving a long distance to come to this thing that we have planned.
But I'm mostly aiming it at the local community.
I think it'll be fun.
It's going to put me entirely and completely way out of my comfort level.
And all of you poor sociopaths,
our patrons are going to be my focus group.
So I don't make a complete jerk of myself doing this the first time.
Just a partial jerk plan and merch.
I'm not wearing the shirt.
I promised Chris and Tiffany, I would wear the shirts more often,
but we do have merch.
The links in the show description honestly i mean
we got that first little batch done i thought it worked it came out very well i'm thinking i might
have to put my brainstorming hat back on and see if we can come up with something else i love the
quality of the shirts i do i do have to say like you know that that was the one thing i was really
particular about when chris and tiffany first approached us about doing our merch was I told him, I'm like, I would rather the shirt.
I would rather the shirt cost a little more or conversely, I would rather our the show's profit margin be less if it means that the quality is better.
Because like as the one thing I hate about when you buy merch from any company
is when it's like a cheap,
you know,
itchy feeling shirt.
Falls apart.
Oh, well, yeah.
Even if it falls,
even if it,
it falling apart
is a whole nother situation.
I'm talking about
when it's fresh out of the bag
and it just feels
like a cheap shirt.
Oh, where it's so uncomfortable
you can't wear it.
Yeah, that drives me nuts.
And it, you know,
I have expressed my hatred of money on this show many times.
And, you know, we never offered merch to make a bunch of money on it.
It was really some people asked for it, and we thought we would inject our own sense of humor into it.
But we were really particular about the quality being there, and I think Chris and tiffany nailed it they did they really did a fantastic job all right now topic do we have
any other administrative work not that i'm aware of okay the subtitle under my name says i am the
home warranty because this is what nick wanted to get into was home improvement preparedness,
which I know that this is very near and dear to your heart because like you told the story before,
and maybe you'll indulge us one more time briefly, but like this is kind of what got you into preparedness.
And I think this is also kind of what brought your wife along into it was the the the 3 a.m something's broken and my husband
happens to have the stuff to fix it at the drop of the hat like that's that's one of those
experiences that most i feel like a lot of spouses can relate to it's the first time that that that
it's the first time the husband or the wife whoever's the not prepper realizes all the crazy things my
spouse has been doing have been, have led up to this moment where they just happen to have the
tool in the tool bag to fix the problem. Yeah, that's, that's exactly what it was too. And for
us it was, well, for me, the, the, what got me into prepping was buying a house the first time,
the first time. It was strangely easy to buy a house the first time. I went out and looked at a few houses. I picked literally the cheapest house that I could buy because, well, it was my first
house. I didn't have to love the house. I just needed a house to start building equity. I had growing up a lot of training from both of my grandfathers and my dad on a lot of variety of construction things, plumbing, electrical, roofing, siding, you name it.
I can probably put it in a house, probably not up to the highest quality, but it'll do the job.
And a few years we'd been living in the house older house built in the 1940s so the
insulation wasn't the greatest and we had that polar vortex here where we had minus 50 degree
weather in illinois i don't know if any of you have ever experienced minus 50 degree weather but
you will have frost on the inside of your walls near your electrical outlets when your house is 76, 74 degrees.
You know, we had a pipe freeze in our bathroom.
Oh, I've got up to use the bathroom.
Went to flush the toilet.
Toilet didn't refill.
So you know exactly what the problem is.
Fortunately, we didn't go long enough that it
burst the pipe but i was able to using all the tools and equipment i had get under the crawl
space where i needed to get a heating apparatus down there and thaw the pipe slowly and that's
the key you gotta you gotta thaw those things slowly And I was able to fix it and then set up a small heater down in there to keep that from freezing again through that winter.
You know, even through that week of minus 30, minus 40, minus 50.
You know, it it really she was very thankful that we had that because burst pipes are phenomenally expensive.
Uh huh.
You know, and that's that's kind of what got her thinking okay
him having all the plumbing stuff all the electrical stuff all the carpentry stuff
wasn't so bad to have you know because we didn't 3 a.m nothing's open you're not going to go to a
hardware store at three o'clock in the morning you're not going to have to shut off your water
and you're not going to get a plumber out there for any amount of money at three o'clock in the morning you're not gonna have to shut off your water and you're not gonna get a plumber out there for any amount of money at three o'clock in the morning uh you'd
be surprised around here we do have 24-hour plumbing services but they start at 750 an hour
yeah yeah i uh one of my wife's co-workers worked for one for a little while and he said
they're starting hourly rate from for drive from his house, not from the shop.
So from his house to the shop, you are paying him.
And then from the shop, when he has his work truck, to your house.
And then you're also paying for his trip back.
So this reminds me of the conversation you and I had recently where you said there are a few problems that cannot be solved by throwing money at them.
Correct.
But that's not throwing money at the problem.
That's throwing buckets of money at the problem.
Oh, yeah.
Which, look.
Seven and a half hours.
Yeah, but I tell you what, when your house is flooding from a burst pipe,
are you going to deal with gutting your entire house or cutting a $2,500 check? A lot of people pick
the check. Believe it or not, there are adults who own homes that don't know where their water
shutoff is. So my daughter's 12 and yesterday while we were, she came and told me like, hey,
I think I broke the toilet. And it turns out now that toilet is probably in the very
near future going to need like a full like rebuild everything in the tank just new harbor and
everything but what had happened was the little flapper just didn't seal so the toilet was just
filling and filling and filling very common problem yeah super common problem i took the
lid off reach down there scooted around until you know put it back where it was supposed to be and
it was fine it's been fine since but i did take that moment to point out to my daughter i'm like
first of all 12 years old i'll teach you basic plumbing in another year or two but do you know
where the water shut off is for a toilet and she said no so i showed her because i'm like if you
ever have a leak or if you ever have a toilet doing things that scare you, the first thing you do is look right here, grab this little handle, righty-tighty until it stops, and that will at least shut off the flow of water.
It may not fix the problem, but it will stop the problem where it is until dad can come home to take a look at it.
Yeah, it won't get worse probably if you shut the water off.
Well, even if it's something like a leaking tank it's only
going to leak so much until it stops it's not going to get it's not going to continue to just
pee water all over the house for days on end right which is great you know everybody should
know where their water shutoffs are and that's that's one that i was going to talk about later
but we can talk about it now you You need to exercise those water shutoffs.
Phil, when's the last time you twisted those shutoff knobs?
Within the last couple of years.
You know you're supposed to exercise those fully closed to fully open every six months to a year?
I had never heard that before in my life.
I had to do it recently, though, on my wife's toilet because i had never heard that before in my life i had to do
it recently though on my wife's toilet because i had to rebuild that whole everything inside that
tank and i had to do i had to turn this one off because the tank started leaking from the gaskets
i don't know probably a year or two ago yeah so the idea is you can get hard water build up
you know that calcium scale and lime scale that you get on your sinks and tubs.
You can get that in those valves and that that is what stops those valves from shutting or keeps them frozen place.
So if you exercise it, what it does is it scrapes off that little bit of buildup that's there before it gets to a point where you can't turn it.
Before it gets to a point where you can't turn it.
And it gives you the opportunity to say, hey, this valve doesn't work before you have a leaking toilet.
That makes sense.
Yeah, so a couple of plumber buddies of mine recommended that numerous times.
Say, when you change clocks, open and shut all those valves just to check them.
You know, that said, I have two in my house that I know I need to replace.
And I just haven't got around to it yet. I really should. In fact, that's on the short list for the next two weekends. So this, this also bears in mind because my, uh, my sister and my brother-in-law
several months ago, they discovered a leaking pipe in the wall between their master bedroom
and master bathroom. And they discovered this because of the pool water that was coming out from underneath the wall
into the master bedroom. That's suboptimal.
Well, that led down, this led them down the rabbit hole.
Because, you know, they had to gut the wall, they had to get the pipe fixed
in the short term. And then they got into the mode of
in for a penny, in for a pound and decided you
know my sister had been wanting to kind of like renovate that bathroom for years and because this
the house was their house was built i want to say in 06 so that was like right after hurricane
katrina down here which means they were slapping houses together as fast as humanly possible
because there was all this mass migration coming from the new orleans area up onto the north shore
over quality exactly and they have encountered more quantity over quality and that had that
poor house over the years but the thing they discovered over the course of tearing everything out is like there was there was a standard like
a garden tub in the bathroom and when we went to take the toilet when we went to take the because
they wanted to replace it with like a freestanding like a claw tub sure and in the process of doing
that we realized that some of the water pipes that were coming up out of the slab right there
did not come up in the wall.
They came up outside the wall
and the only thing obscuring them was the garden
tub. Oh.
And then we found out that not
all these pipes had shutoffs on them.
Yeah, that sucks.
Yeah.
I'm not going to put their business out in the street, but
like, it has been a constant
me wanting to track down the plumber and like, you know, just beat him with a wet noodle in public because of all the nonsense.
All the nonsense we've run into with this, with this bathroom renovation.
But like, you know, and the worst part is, is they're probably on a slab like you are because of the water situation down south.
So it's not like you have access to that easily.
The only way to change that is to cut slab.
Mm-hmm.
And, oh, that is a horrible mess.
Yeah.
That is a horrible mess.
Yeah, plumbing shutoffs.
But yeah, my point was when I saw you added add plumbing shutoffs,
it reminded me of that because before i saw their bathroom
it never occurred to me that you would have a water line without a shutoff like
that's just you're supposed to have those things well maybe i'm maybe i'm naive house
maybe i'm naive i'd never seen a water line without a shutoff on it before that
i see them all the time oh jesus you know up here there
was a big boom in housing right after world war ii and there was a shortage copper and all kinds
of things you know everything comes along with post-war reconstruction stuff and post-war new
construction stuff and a lot of that ended up with well they, they had the main shutoff. That was all you had.
Sometimes they had shutoffs.
They had shutoffs at the toilets, but sometimes they didn't even have shutoffs under the sink in some of these houses that I've been in. My buddy's house didn't have any shutoffs on any of the sinks.
That blows my mind.
It was just tied into copper.
Hey, old houses.
Some of these houses were built in the 1920s and had
galvanized pipe coming out of the walls and that's you know you're now drinking through a mcdonald's
straw instead of the half inch pipe you're supposed to have because of all the buildup and rust
but if you're buying a house or if you're in your house now and you've been in there a while and you
haven't looked for it take a look and find out where all of your shutoffs are
and maybe tag them something so that you can see them and find them easily and just make sure they
work. Make sure they actually shut the water off because valves can go bad. And you can,
if you get into a bad situation with a leaking toilet or you got to pull out a tub or a sink
and you go to shut it off and you still have bypass past that valve, well, now you got to pull out a tub or a sink and you go to shut it off and you still have bypass past that valve.
Well,
now you got to shut off the entire house instead of just that one bathroom.
It's just a massive inconvenience.
Also worth pointing out because we went through this at their house,
but if you shut,
if you have to hit the master water shut off,
you also need to make sure you turn off your hot water heater because that
element gets,
if it's electric and that element gets exposed
you have a whole new set of problems correct you can have the same problem with a gas water heater
too uh just because there's there's there's no i guess it can boil off all the water and you can
cook the inside of your tank they weren't designed to not have water in them. Right, exactly. And then when you do turn it back on, you don't just turn it back on, much like a natural gas shutoff.
You slowly open the valve and open up all your other faucets and drains so you don't build pressure and blow out a weak line somewhere.
Because copper does corrode on the inside of it.
Not very fast, but it can get
weak and if you if you blast it with with pressure real quick you can cause that stuff to crack or
fail anybody ever heard of a water hammer matter of fact if you're ever in a very old house and
you listen in the wall sometimes if you turn a faucet on rapidly you'll hear those pipes move around it's the
creepiest freaking sound when you when you've never heard it before yeah i've got some i've
got some plumbing i need to add some expansion to for that yeah but you know along the same vein
of adding plumbing shutoffs is uh repair kits for your plumbing for your plumbing, for your faucets, for your toilets.
Find out what make and model each of your faucets are,
each of your bathroom shower knobs or tub knobs is. You can probably buy a refit kit for between like $5 and $10.
They're not terribly expensive.
There's really not and a lot of times it's it's a single piece cartridge that you pull a snap ring up and just pull it
right out of the wall but that said you have to have the water off to do that because you'll never
get it back in with the water flowing out of it yeah but you know again that's one of those things that at three o'clock
in the morning at four o'clock on a sunday afternoon you can't get to the hardware store
because they're closed well then bear in mind that i'm around if you have a faucet that is
consistently dripping even when it's closed all the way that's a sign that if you don't schedule
time for maintenance maintenance is going to schedule time for you absolutely and and if you don't schedule time for maintenance, maintenance is going to schedule time for you. Absolutely.
And if you're not on a well and you're on city water and sewer, that adds up and can factor into really high water bills.
I forget how much a running toilet will let out a week, but it can add up to hundreds of dollars in a month in water bill.
But it can add up to hundreds of dollars in a month in water bill.
Which is also a good cautionary note that if you start seeing your water bill precipitously increasing month after month after month, you're going to have an up and a down, but it should average out.
But if you see it going up and up and up and up and up, the water is going someplace. You have a leaking toilet. well but even worse than that i've i've heard from people who had a leak in the main water
line between oh between the main between the city main and your house where it was just
flowing into the ground table that shouldn't hit your meter though
as long as it's before your meter you shouldn't you won't see that in the bill but yeah i've
seen that happen where that'll still cause a sinkhole from hell oh yeah and you are billed for
that uh assuming it's after the buffalo box which for those that don't know there is the main water
line that comes down your street and there is a a shutoff box at that line that is called a buffalo box don't know why it just is
they'll use a big t-handle wrench to turn that on and off if they have to turn that off and it breaks
you get billed for it another good reason to have shot to check your shutoffs in the house
but see i'm thinking i think water, I think our water meter,
if I'm not missing,
on your house or in your house,
I'm going to go poke around in my front yard when we get done with this,
because I have an access panel in the ground.
That's out by there.
Yeah,
that's possible.
That's out by like the street out by the side of the yeah. That's possible. That's out by, like, the street? Out by the side of the street?
That's probably access to your Buffalo box.
And you more than likely have
a smart read meter that's either
hooked into a phone line or
a wireless transmitter
inside the house.
I think around here they're still having people come around
and, like, manually check them because
every time I go to mow the lawn, that
freaking lid has been lifted. And I have to have to like press it back down into the ground oh maybe that is where
your meter is it could be they do it differently i know our meters are indoors due to the due to
low temperatures yeah the lowest temperature i've ever lived through down here was like
17 degrees and it was that cold for an hour. It's good grilling weather. No, that was fireplace, heater set to nuclear, every stitch clothing I own.
I know that the audience loves to tease me about my just taste for cold weather, but like y'all don't seem to understand.
When I say it's cold.
Your house isn't built for it.
Hell no, it ain't.
I mean.
Your furnace isn't sized for it.
No, it will keep up when it. Your furnace isn't sized for it. No.
It will keep up when it gets that cold outside, thank God.
But no, 17 degrees is no bueno.
That stay inside and roast marshmallows over the oven range.
We ain't going outside to play in that.
Absolutely.
You know, the old school sinks and faucets, was rubber washers and you can still buy those
or what's called packing it's like a wax embedded cord that you wrapped around stuff and compressed
down nowadays it's pretty much all o-rings or those little cartridge kits yeah i had to do a
i had to do a set in my bathroom recently,
and I think that's all that came in the repair kit, honestly.
I expected to have to change the entire cartridge,
but it was literally just the O-rings.
Yeah, some of them are.
And that's all.
It was like $3 at Lowe's.
Like, we're talking about stuff that's so freaking cheap.
You might as well keep one in in your in your
box well not just that but i mean on top of keeping one on hand but like unless you just
hate the look of your faucets and everything there's no reason to rush straight to calling
a plumber and ripping all that stuff apart when you could youtube university and have have the
o-rings changed out of that freaking assembly and have it back together and the water turn back on in less than five minutes yeah yeah you can fully rebuild a toilet
ground up completely disassembled all the plaster or all the ceramic apart and back together in an
hour it's really not that complicated yeah and you can rebuild another one you can rebuild kits
and fill valves and you can rebuild just the stuff in the tank in 10 minutes, 15 minutes.
I mean, it takes.
15 tops.
It takes longer to drain the freaking tank than it does to get the rest of the work done.
You know what the trick is for that, Phil?
Hmm.
Get yourself a little wet, dry shop vac and just suck it all out of the tank.
Flush it.
After you shut the water off, flush it and then stick the hose in there suck it all up done just you might as well just do it the quick
way because then you can suck all that crap out of the tank too because you're going to get some
kind of algae and stuff in there and that's the stuff that actually causes your toilet to leak
this is that stuff gets on that that flush valve and it holds it open just the tiniest little bit. And you'll just get a little trickle of water going through there.
So not as much of a problem if you're on city water though, because we've got chlorine added.
Well, yeah, but you'll still, you're still going to get some hard water deposits too.
Yep.
Hard water deposits and rust.
Absolutely.
absolutely so is there anything else we can think of that's like repair kit type of stuff
you could if you are comfortable with it outlets and switches keep a spare couple spare outlets
couple spare switches because switches do wear out and they do go bad it takes an awful long
time to wear out a switch but if
you're in an older house like mine my house is built in 64 i've had to go through and change
all the switches and all of the outlets in my house i'm actually still in the process of doing
that because there is a shockingly high number of outlets in this house i do not understand it
pun intended no like i had when i had my home the home inspector walked through this place when
we bought it he's he he was startled at the number of outlets in every room in this house i
they must have had all kinds of electronics for 1964 but i'm guessing your uh your main
electrical panel didn't justify that many outlets god no we had it upgraded to a 200 amp panel because it was
already over amperage when we bought the place yeah it was not good i mean i guess i guess in
that vein although you could add this to one of the things we you had later the second from the
bottom but like it just pays to have it just pays to have like homeowner supplies. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, we can kick that one off.
Duct tape, silicone, WD-40.
What's the old army saying again?
It's like, does it move and it's not supposed to?
Duct tape.
Does it not move and it is supposed to?
You know.
Yeah.
Please don't use WD-40 as a lubricant, though.
It is not a lubricant though it is not a lubricant it is regardless of the fact
that it looks kind of oil like it's not it's not no it's not it's a solvent yeah but you know that
that is an excellent point um especially down where you live phil i'm sure you got some plywood
size to your windows in the garage i actually don't hurricane damage you don't so i i have i have some i have
like just a general wood pile but i wouldn't say i have anything that's like cut and everything
specifically to fit my windows and a lot of that is also the fact that like where i live i'm
fortunate in the fact that the the very same wood line that decorated my front lawn with trees for hurricane ida is also a debris it's a
hell of a windbreak so like i mean that now if i had a house on a hill with nothing around me
like my wife and i have talked about down the road one day building our own house and we've
literally talked about like you know make it such that trees can never touch the house
but in the same breath i tell her if we do that and we don't have any natural cover, we are obligated to put storm shutters on the entire house.
Absolutely.
Whether they be manual or automated, it doesn't, or not automated, but like motorized, it doesn't matter.
I need a way to, I don't need decorative shutters like we have on this house.
I need legit shutters.
I don't need decorative shutters like we have on this house.
I need legit shutters I can shut and protect all the glass.
Because there's going to be nothing blocking the wind at that point.
We can kind of get away with that now.
And I'm just going to say, like, for Hurricane Ida, one tree hit the house, two landed in the, you know, one landed in the front yard.
Didn't have a single broken piece of glass in the whole house that's fortunate yeah had had plenty had plenty of tarps plenty of tape plenty of visqueen like
we had things if we needed to patch a window and we had thank god we had tarps to patch the holes
in the roof but yeah that's another one i was going to bring up uh tarps and furring strips
if people aren't familiar with what a
furring strip is it's a thin piece of wood about an inch wide you know four to eight feet long
you use it to reinforce tarps when you've got water a hole in your roof or leaking shingles
on your roof spare shingles is another one roofing nails dirt nails dirt freaking cheap
get a little box of them and just put them with a tarp somewhere in the house yep and if if you can't get roofing nails look for the ones with the
little plastic caps on about an inch in diameter for holding uh expanded foam insulation on things
they uh they work fantastic they don't pull through the tarp quite as easily
but what else was i gonna put in that pile there?
Copper and PVC.
Ah, yes.
Get yourself either some,
whatever size copper pipe you have or galvanized pipe or that new plastic wonder flexible stuff.
Hex pipe, thank you.
Get yourself some couplings, throw those in a box,
get yourself a section of pipe, throw that in a a box because if you do get a pinhole leak you know it's usually a section that long to a couple
feet long so if you've got an eight foot section of pipe laying around and you don't have to run
out and get it now granted if it's copper you're going to have to have a torch and you're going to
have to learn how to sweat it or use compression fittings but if you don't know how to sweat it
and you're comfortable using the compression fittings until you can get someone out to sweat it now you don't have to pay an
emergency call out charge you can call a plumber and say hey I've got a I need to schedule an
appointment just send them a picture they'll send you a quote it'll be a lot cheaper anytime it's
an emergency they tack on a few extra bucks because they know you're going to pay it and probably because it's not during standard business hours a few extra bucks yeah
you know pvc is the same way um you can get sections of pvc two feet four feet eight feet
long and whatever couplings for that and keep some of those laying around i mean if you do any
amount of home improvement,
you're going to end up with overrun stuff anyway,
because you never need all six, eight foot lengths of copper you buy.
You always have half a copper left or whatever.
Just make sure you have a few pieces laying around the glue to use them.
And obviously benzene for your, for your torch.
If you're going to sweat copper again, you can learn it on YouTube university.
It's really not that complicated. Just try not to set your house on fire while you're in a sweat copper. Again, you can learn it on YouTube University.
It's really not that complicated.
Just try not to set your house on fire while you're doing it.
Preferably.
That's why I chuckled when I saw stack of wood and cans of screws because everyone growing up knew,
if it wasn't your dad or your grandfather,
you knew some crotchety old man that had coffee cans full of screws
and nuts and nails and everything else.
Usually Folgers can.
Yes.
Back when they were, back before they were made of plastic, when they were made of metal.
But, like, I, for years, didn't even question why.
I just, when I started accumulating hardware, I started off keeping it in my toolbox. And then
when it outgrew the toolbox, it went into a can. And then when it outgrew the can, it went into
several cans in a larger box. And at this point, it's, I'm not going to say I never need to,
because sometimes I just need a specific kind of hardware. I can't, I don't have what I need. I
have to go out to the store and then I wind up buying three times as much as i need and that goes into the can and that goes in the bin yep
because you would not my wife refers to it as um fidgeting because if i'm trying to figure
something out or i'm trying to work on something i'll just go stand in the garage and look around
because i've got stuff on that that'll trigger it i've got stuff on that wall and i've
got boxes of parts and i've got boxes of screws and nuts and nails and you just find the stuff
you need but that's that all comes from the fact that you save all that stuff like if i have a
piece of wood that is greater than one foot in length i don't throw it out unless i get overloaded
i have to do a purge every now and then.
But usually I just throw it in the wood pile
because, I mean, like
my daughter, I got
given, I think it was a bookshelf.
Somebody was throwing it out
and I happened to be over there like, look, do you need a bookshelf?
And I'm like, no, but I'm sure I'll...
It was a little bookshelf. Yeah, yeah.
And they were like... Somebody will find a use for it.
Well, I mean, it was made of wood, like real wood, not particle board or any of that nonsense.
Oh, so it'll outlast you.
Yeah.
So I literally took it home, threw it in the woodpile, broke it down, used some pieces of it, threw the rest back in the woodpile.
And then recently my daughter, she saw something on YouTube and was and was like hey have you ever heard of a rubber band gun and i'm like yeah we used to shoot the hell out of
each other with those things when we were kids so she asked me to make her one guess what came out
of the woodpile a chunk of the bookshelf you know it's just but that's why you you never throw any
of that stuff away i mean you just i mean it can get to a point where you do need to pare it down
there is a start with the smallest first there is a line between
there is a line where it becomes hoarding it does and i don't know i don't know how i have
seen guys that have gotten away from it yeah but at the same time i don't know i don't know where to tell anybody to draw that line
though because like the number of times i've just found something in one of my junk piles that was
exactly what i needed it kind of maybe reinforces bad behavior like well you remember that one time
i had the exact bolt or nut or whatever i needed to fix this problem that's why i don't throw
anything away ever the line i draw is if it starts to interfere
with our day-to-day life, if it starts to get inconvenient, it's got to start going.
I wonder if my wife ever said that about me. Well, I'm sure there's, I'm sure there is some
stuff in your house that you like, you know, if you moved and packed it in a box, you'd never
unpack it. That's the stuff I start with if I'm going to get rid of stuff.
No, that's fair.
Yeah.
So I don't know what this insulation thing is you speak of.
Around here, we have just enough to hold the air conditioning in our houses
because it doesn't get that cold down here.
Although, having a well-
Well, this isn't just insulation, though.
This is anything you do to prevent critters getting in uh to prevent
cold from getting in or out or to keep water from getting in and out it's just a general catch-all
because you know that great stuff expanding foam insulation people like to shoot into random holes
they find in their house that stuff is actually actually fantastic. Don't put it anywhere.
You don't want it permanently, though, because it's really a bear to get rid of.
But so one big thing that I learned in my first house that really cold winter was that there are little insulation things are about this big.
You can buy it at the local hardware store that have pre-cutouts made for your outlets.
You take your face plate off you put that little foam piece around your out around your outlet and
you put your cover plate back on and it seals off the airflow because your your house does need to
breathe yeah right the walls need to get the moisture out of them through the outside so
they're not perfectly sealed but that stuff stops that
cold airflow coming into your house and it can really help improve help cut down your heating
bills again something we don't i never would have thought of down here because well you know
11 months of the year it's warm enough your heater's not running actually you know funny you mentioned that it's october the 20th
our heater just fired on for the first time within the past several days
oh okay so it's a little more than than one month a year yeah it's been dropping down into like the
50s at night okay but you know it i don't know if i mentioned on this show i ended up with bees in my roof
oh yeah yeah that was that was like a a two week long ordeal of sticking my head into a tiny hole
and getting stung by bees um not a great time do not recommend do you know what the cause of that
problem was phil hmm a piece of caulk that wide fell out from behind the electrical supply coming into my house
a piece of caulk just over an inch long and that was how they infiltrated the house that was how
they got in and they built a hive that was about the size of a basketball
probably a couple of weeks phenomenallyenomenally fast construction workers. Wish I could hire them. Probably wouldn't, though, because of the stinging. But I ended up having to take a six foot long chunk of soffit down off my house, take all the underlayment out of there, pull all of them out, poison the whole thing, take them out again and then put it all back up.
then put it all back up. That all could have been solved had I thoroughly inspected the outside of my house more often and checked on that clock. So if you have a house that's more than like five or
six years old, take a look around, take a close look around, climb up on a ladder, shine a
flashlight and all those places. Because if there's, if you ever are in a hard spot, whether
time-wise, money time wise, money wise,
um,
civil unrest wise,
where you can't be dicking around on a ladder for two straight weeks after work,
um,
you can avoid that by not having bees in your house in the first place.
You know,
not to mention the damage that they caused.
Cause I did have to rip out quite a bit,
quite a large amount of wood due to all of the,
you know, the enzymes and the dead bees and everything and just getting in there
fortunately i had all the tools to cut access into there otherwise i would have had to call
out an exterminator i have no idea how much that would cost i didn't i didn't even want to get a
quote on that but they can get quite extensive extensive. It's just another thing, like with your regular
maintenance oil changes. Check the caulking on the exterior of your house. Take a detailed look
at your siding every few months. Take a nice close look at your roof. From the ground, there's no need
to go up on there. Grab your cheapo binoculars. Take a look. See if you see any shingles lifting or missing or whatever, because if you catch these problems sooner, OK, you got to hire a rougher to replace that shingle or those two, three shingles.
Fantastic.
Couple hours of work.
You're out a couple hundred bucks instead of not finding out until you have a torrential downpour.
And now your ceiling walls and floor need to be taken out and down here I don't think I've heard of much bee infiltration into people's houses down
here but the one thing we're constantly fight with is termites oh yeah they will thought about that
we don't have termites up here well not really for most in termites will literally eat you out
of house and home down here like i've i've had friends and
co-workers that have had them infiltrate into the outside walls of their houses and once that
happens like they just swiss cheese everything they get to i've seen pictures it's terrifying
some people won't realize they have a problem until they start chewing on the drywall
and when you start seeing the little pinholes in the drywall that's when you realize what's going on and the only the only fix is just gut that gut
that that wall out go as far go as far as they've gone cut everything out and put everything back in
I mean because there is no salvaging that wood after they've chewed holes through it right because they they they kind of just eat it don't they yeah or they at least they they hollow it out they know that much
they bore holes through it interesting yeah that's fortunately something i've not had to deal with i
mean we have carpenter ants around here which will get into wood and get into your walls and eat
through your studs but they're not as voracious as termites and as long as you keep old firewood piles away from your house you're mostly okay yeah from from us and termites or
termites down here is a constant problem ants to a less ants to a lesser degree like we have we
have that problem in this house because because we live at the edge of the subdivision and we're
literally like 10 feet away from the wood line.
Every time we get a hard ray down here,
we have, sometimes we'll get ants that'll get into the house
because the water table is chasing them up out of the ground.
They're trying to go to high ground.
They're looking for somewhere to dry.
We deal with spiders on a regular basis in the house.
We deal with cockroaches on a regular basis in the house.
And it's not a, oh, our house is so freaking filthy.
It's we live 10 feet away from the wood line.
I mean, it's not out of the ordinary for us to have, like,
rabbits and snakes and squirrels in the front yard.
And apparently we have a mole.
And the only reason I know that is because I was walking the yard mowing it one day
and my foot like sunk
partway into the ground and like
as I kind of tested
with my foot, there was a
tunnel dug through my yard.
Oh yeah.
They'll do that. Homeowner problems.
Landowner
problems. Yes.
But you know, that's our next one
so we don't have wildfires really where i'm at you're too wet to probably have big wildfires
right uh you say that but i mean they had do you oh okay swamp fires are not out of the ordinary
oh i suppose in the in the drier season that could catch fire for sure especially when you I mean, they had swamp fires are not out of the ordinary.
Oh, I suppose in the drier season that could catch fire for sure.
Especially when you get to the drier season when that water level, because you got to bear in mind like what the definition of a wetland or a swamp is.
It's not always inundated with water.
It's just mostly inundated with water and once that water level falls enough and those all those plants that are used to being in water start to dry out when the temperature gets high enough yeah so like i know
that i think last year the year before we had um bayou liberty which isn't too far from me
had several days where they had a swamp fire blowing through that area. And I mean, you could see it outside.
Like there was a haze in the air from that fire.
Never got close enough to threaten my home, but it does happen.
And flooding is just, if you spit on the sidewalk,
it floods around here to some degree.
Yeah.
I mean, where you're at with the elevation you're at,
there's not necessarily things you can do about it, but there are definitely things you can do to mitigate a fire danger to your house.
Look at the recommendations that they tell people out in California, Washington, places that get fires regularly you know as you come out from the property line in towards your house they tell you
smaller shorter less dense vegetation that way the fire can't burn enough fuel to get to your house
kind of thing having an open barrier around your house where you don't have that don't have a big
stand of brushy brushy trees next to your garage kind of deal like I have.
It's probably not going to be a problem around here because we don't get wildfires.
I have had a tree hit my garage once already, so I'm going to cut a few of those down.
But you do what you can.
Some of them are on my neighbor's property, so I can't cut them down legally unless he consents to it.
Technically.
Well, I like that neighbor. he's a pretty nice guy so
i i tend not to dick around on his property he doesn't dick around on mine we're square
that sounds fair uh i'm on a water bearing hill i'm on a hill that's on average like 75 feet above
the surrounding elevation around me but the top of the hill is fairly flat.
Okay. There's a whole subdivision up on this hill. And a lot of the water from my end of the
subdivision has to drain down into the back of my property and into a Creek that we have that
runs through it. And then down along the back of the subdivision. When we bought the house,
the lady who had lived there was elderly did limited
landscaping because elderly and she hadn't uh thoroughly checked out that stuff in a very long
time and the first big torrential rain we had despite us being on a hill we had water in the
basement because the landscaping bricks the joints between the landscaping bricks and the land and the dirt between
the landscaping bricks in the house had sunk and it was retaining water up
against the foundation.
Went out there with a shovel,
pop the brick up.
All the water started running out into the yard,
down back to the Creek and wasn't a problem.
Take a look at your landscaping when it's raining.
Take a look at your landscaping when it's raining as heavy as you can stand to be out there because that'll show you where the water's flowing not all
of us have a transit level in their garage and can go out and figure out where the drainage swale is
around your house but you can definitely see it in the rain and just make sure you're not going to
be planting things in the way of that drainage, causing water to backfill up towards your house.
You might be like me.
You might be up on a hill and all the water supposed to run away, but it doesn't necessarily.
And see, that is one thing that I know my wife and I need to deal with this winter when it gets cool outside and before it starts getting hot again we get back into the wet season
is i have an issue my backyard where if you're standing like on my back porch the wood line is
to the right that's where all the drainage is supposed to go the low side of my yard is on the
left so you need to cut a swale so the problem i have is that over the years my yard has obviously
sank down some.
Like you can just plainly see it because if you look through the fence at where my neighbors, like their soil level is compared to mine, their yards are three inches higher than mine.
Okay.
So every time it rains, all their yards drain into mine and I end up with Lake Rappalake.
Sure.
all their yards drain into mine and I end up with Lake Rappalake.
Sure.
And I've told Gillian for a while now,
and we're just finally at the point where we're just going to suck it up and do it.
Like I'm probably gonna have my brother-in-law come over and give me some muscle and some manpower,
but we're just going to literally dig a French drain across the back,
the backyard from one end,
from the low side of the yard to unfortunately, what's the high side of the yard where the water has to go,
take all that soil,
use it to backfill the high side of the yard where the water has to go, take all that soil, use it to backfill the low side of the yard, and then just put in gravel across that whole French drain.
All we need is to get my yard, that low spot in my yard, up to about the level of my neighbor's, and then make all the water go to the French drain and go to the right.
And here's the thing of it even right now with the drainage
being completely freaking bass backwards even now if it rains hard enough the water will back up
enough in that side of the yard and eventually it'll kind of crest over and once once it gets
to a certain level you can see the water flow like all the water goes over the over that hill and
flows where it's supposed to go i just have to cut the that hill down a little bit and then you know kind of do this with the yard sure yeah take the fill
from one side put it in the other level it back out a little bit do you know what uh are you
familiar with what percentage grade you need for water flow um i looked it up once if I recall correctly for French drain, I think it's like,
was it an inch every foot?
An inch every foot is optimal.
You can get away with an inch every two feet as long as it's not a lot of
water,
but yeah,
you want about an inch per foot.
Um,
do you,
do you know how to run a string,
a string plum line? Okay. So for those that don't know what you do you know how to run a string uh string plum line okay so for
those that don't know what you do is you pound two stakes into your yard one on whichever side
you're starting and one on your end side you run a string between the two of them and you have one
end tied to the stake and the other end loose at the other stake pull it as tight as you can and get the longest level you have or by what's
called a string level. It's level about that long. It's got two little hooks on it. It'll
hook on the string and you can take a look at it. What you do is you just raise or lower the string
on your end side until that bubble is dead center. That gives you your level. And then what you can
do is you can measure from that string down at any
point and have a,
and have a measurement from a standard height.
It's an old school way of doing it without a transit level.
It's a lot cheaper than transit levels.
Yeah.
I mean,
it's one of those situations where it's like,
I,
I know it needs to be done.
Uh,
I actually talked to a friend of mine from high school who now does landscaping work, and he, instead of doing that, which is what I think needs to be done, he wanted to literally submerge an electric transfer pump in a dry well in the backyard and then pump it out to the street.
Yeah, but then you have to have power running.
Yeah. Power don't run very well in a hurricane not to me yeah well i mean that that's why i'm looking
at a natural drainage option because it's like i told him like i can see where the water is trying
to go if this side of my yard was was just three or four inches higher this whole problem would
would solve itself the water go where it's supposed to even if you don't want to cut a french drain all you
need is a natural swale all you need to do is to cut down the hill on the other side enough
that it is below the lowest level on the other side of your yard yeah you can take that fill
and improve the other side's height a little bit i mean realistically you're probably not
going to get an inch per foot down where you are
just because of how flat the land is.
But if you had an inch per four feet, the water is going to eventually drain.
It's not going to drain quickly, but it'll move.
Yeah.
And I mean, my whole thing with the French drain isn't just to encourage the water to drain out of my yard,
but it's trying to get the water out of the rest of my yard down
into that french drain so that i don't have just standing because that's also part of the reason
that's part of the issue of having a landscape in the backyard for years is the fact that there's so
much standing water there for so long it kills all the freaking grass which makes the soil erosion
even worse so it's like i need all this water to go that way and then eventually go that way
So it's like, I need all this water to go that way and then eventually go that way.
The only thing about a French drain though, Phil, is when your water table is really high,
they can actually end up working the opposite of what you think.
Cause that gravel will fill up full of water.
Like if you're, if I don't know how deep your water table is, but if you say you had to go down three feet with your French drain to get your inch per foot fall off to the whatever side of your property.
If you strike that water table, it'll start backfilling up into that gravel.
I've heard eight to 12 feet.
Okay.
So you should be fine then.
Bearing in mind that like my home is at one of the higher elevations in town.
Like if we were, if I were closer to the lake, the average elevation down there is three feet above sea level.
But where I'm at, I think I'm 21 feet up, which is like living on a mountain around here.
That is a mountain for Louisiana.
For South Louisiana.
If you ever happen to be in this area and you're in North Louisiana, like close to Arkansas, you'll start seeing like hills and stuff.
Like it looks like South Arkansas because it practically is.
It's taller than the house?
Yes.
Wow.
You do have mounds of dirt.
That's all they are is mounds of dirt.
It's not really mountains.
No, definitely not.
So next up was your, one of yours.
My only actually.
So like vehicle maintenance is something that I've, I've tried to've tried to take in hand a lot over the years because – so during – I hate to keep bringing it up, but like during COVID, things were weird.
Things were weird, and bearing in mind that almost nothing is manufactured in
this country anymore and i don't believe in spreading out oil changes because nothing good
comes from that no i started several years ago like i so i can remember my dad he he would used
to go to the dealership and he would buy like you know a flat of oil filters or he'd
buy like six or eight at a time and whenever we get down whatever case it was yeah and whenever
we get down to last two he'd go buy more but we always had oil filters but we didn't use and we
usually had like a case of oil and i never thought twice about it but from my dad's perspective
he his point of view was is like well if i buy it at a case, I get a little bit of a discount. So it's a money-saving strategy.
For me, it is I want at all times to have an oil change worth of stuff sitting in the garage.
So that if I get to around about 5,000 miles, I don't have to go to the store and look for an oil filter.
And if they don't have it, then I have to go to another store.
And I'm particular about oil.
I like mobile and full synthetic.
Whatever your brand is is good for you.
I understand they're all pretty much the same.
Well, and when you're buying it ahead of time, you can afford to be picky and get the exact
item you want.
Not to mention, when you have one vehicle that uses 5W-30 and one vehicle that uses 5W-20,
there's been more than a handful of times I've gone to the store and one or the other of those oils was not on the shelf because they hadn't restocked it yet.
Sure.
I've just gotten into the mode of basic maintenance supplies I keep on the shelf.
Whenever I have to change a serpentine belt, I don't throw the old one away. I put it in a box. I put keep on the shelf whenever i have to change a serpentine belt i don't
throw the old one away i put it in a box i put it on a shelf because or even better like in my truck
it's sitting in my toolbox because if i pop if i pop a serpentine belt on the side of the road
it will it will involve some profanity but i will manage to get that new serpent that that old
serpentine belt back on that engine so i can get off the side of the road and get moving.
But it's this idea that it's kind of the same thing we've been talking about with home maintenance.
It goes back to the idea that you should have a minimum amount of stuff
to put your vehicle back on the road if something pops or to keep it on the road.
Every single fluid that goes in my vehicle, I have at least one bottle of it sitting on the shelf.
Brake fluid, power steering fluid.
Yeah, enough for a top off.
Yeah, transmission fluid.
I do all my own maintenance anyway.
So most of that is what I had left over from the last time I changed the fluid out.
Sure.
But that's really all you need because a lot of this is also driven out of like my experience because like you know
my personal boogeyman is is and always will be hurricanes and i got it kind of you know pushed
into my head at a young age that if your vehicle is not in a state of maintenance where you could
put it on the road and drive 500 miles right now at the drop of a hat it's not maintained properly so that means if i need to go get brake
fluids i can drive 500 miles i better have brake fluid in the garage if i'm if i'm 100 miles away
from an oil change i better have stuff doing oil change right here now and then put that vehicle
on the road for 500 miles it's just this idea that like i don't want to have to go to the store
when what i really need to do is get this
vehicle up and moving so it can serve me in the way i need to hit to be served right this minute
absolutely and all this generators too carb kit filters oil gas fuel filters fuel line
fuel line, spark plug, and maybe even your contacts if you have a generator with brushes.
So after my experience during Hurricane Ida where my generator was being less than cooperative, as soon as that was over, I ordered two complete carburetor assemblies, two spark plugs, two fuel filters, and got a five-quart jug of the oil that I needed.
I mean, I had some oil for it, but I just got a whole other jug and put it on the shelf with everything else.
But at this point, I literally have every part I need to strip that engine and put it all back together, sitting in a vacuum sealed bag,
sitting in the shed right where the generator is. Perfect. So, and that's strictly because,
you know, when I fired up for Hurricane Ida, that old foam air filter disintegrated and got
sucked into the carburetor. It was kind of pissed at me after that for a while. So yeah, but I mean,
pissed at me after that for a while so yeah but i mean you could you're right you could extend this to chainsaw i've got a spare bar i don't know how many chains i have i i quit counting every time i
never have enough chainsaw chains trust me every time i'd go to the steel every time i'd go because
there's only one place in town that that stocks steel stuff that's a steel dealer no that take
it back there's two but every time i'd go to one i'd pick up an extra chain because i was there why not and got an extra bar got a
whole friggin you know kit of stuff to put it back into service like to me it's always been about
half the stuff i need because my my thought process was i still only have a single chainsaw
exactly what would happen if after a hurricane i said i managed to sink that
thing into a tree and it shifts and it pinches the bar and i can't get it out now i do have an axe
i do have a couple of wedges i could try i could try to get it to give me the chainsaw back or i
could undo the bar nut leave that thing in there go get the
other bar in the other chain take one of the spare bar nuts if i happen to drop one because i got
extras of those because why the hell wouldn't you have extras screw that back together and then i
can cut the friggin cut the bar back out of the tree when we're the other like you know it just
to me it just made sense to have all those spare parts
because when something breaks,
especially something you're going to depend on after a hurricane,
the thing I tell people about hurricanes is I'm like,
a Cap 4 hurricane is like an F2 tornado that can wipe out six zip codes.
If you don't have it at landfall,
you're not going to have it for a couple of months.
Right.
Or at least a couple of weeks in the case of a minor hurricane, it's going to mess up your supply chain.
So, okay, great.
Your car is 100 miles from needing an oil change.
It's going to be three weeks before you can get it into a shop because you and everybody else.
Yeah.
And the shop's under three feet of water.
Yeah. And the shop's under three feet of water. And there it becomes the next problem is let's assume you are the only person who needs that thing service, which you're not going Nathan, he was talking recently about he ordered something from Lowe's and I didn't ask what it was.
But he'd mentioned like he got this notification that like due to being in the hurricane affected area, because not to put his business down the street, but he's in an area where a hurricane just went through.
And, you know, due to all that, there might be shipping delays and everything else,
and I pointed out to him, I'm like, here's the problem.
The shipper could be having a delay.
Lowe's could be having a delay.
Their warehouse could be having a delay,
and if you ordered anything that is, like, home appliance related,
you are one of a couple million people that are trying to replace stuff in their house right now.
So, like, if you're buying stuff because you just want to replace stuff in their house right now so like if if you're if you're buying
stuff because you just want to update stuff but everybody else orders stuff because their houses
were under four feet of water and they need to replace everything like you're you're stuck in
the chute with that you know of that supply chain right now and not to mention there are going to
be things that low says these things are not a priority.
Plywood and structural components are a priority.
Or these are higher dollar items.
Higher dollar items get the priority on shipping.
You don't know how they're going to prioritize that.
After Hurricane Ida, I want to say it was four or five months before we got our roof replaced.
Yeah, I remember you saying that.
It was quite a long time.
Well, first of all, we had to fight with the insurance company because why wouldn't I want to fight with the homeowner's insurance company about all that?
But even then, it was like every roofer for 150 miles was working six and seven days a week.
And probably hiring as many guys as they could and then their
suppliers were like importing stuff as fast as they could just to get the materials in like
if i had if i had unfortunately i did want black shingles on the roof but but i was you had a
colored shingle i was told if you want anything but a black shingle, it's going to be three more weeks.
Because that's how far back we...
Because they had people who had said, no, no, no, I want this special colored shingle.
And that was fine.
But that meant you weren't going to be able to get that color until the next batch came in.
And their supplier was bringing stuff in as fast as they could.
So it turns into a problem of if you are held hostage by the supply chain
to get things done it just pays to have those things in your custody before the emergency
that really is like the the linchpin that ties this whole topic together honestly is like
at three o'clock in the morning you don't have a plumber standing in your front yard. And if you do, he's charging you $750 an hour.
Or whatever price they want, even if it's $250 an hour.
You're paying a minimum of two to three hour travel time.
Plus whatever time he's there.
So you're in for a grand minimum.
The whole time you have a pipe blowing water.
Pissing water out.
And what are you going to do?
Tell him his his hourly rates too
much because you got to pay him for that trip whether or not he does any work yeah you know
and it for me the the vehicle maintenance stuff extends out to my lawn care equipment
because i have a fairly large property i'm on well fairly large for this area for me it's a
little over an acre it's about an acre and a quarter, but to get to my, the wood from
the back of my property to the front of my property, I'm not putting all that in a wheel
barrel. I've got a lawnmower and a trailer. So I have spare inner tubes for the lawnmower tires,
spare inner tubes for the trailer tires, compressor, um, belts for the mower, fluids for
the mower, uh, some repair parts for the mower fairly simple
stuff but if i have to take my generator from one side of my property to the other it's a real
bitch to do that by hand but the tractor makes that phenomenally easy you know basic maintenance
put a battery tender on it when it gets cold so the battery doesn't freeze you can go out there fire it up same with a snowblower around here because phil i know you
guys don't when you get snow down there you're pretty much just done for the week but around
here if i get a 12 inch snowfall i'm expected to be to work at six in the morning because what are
you doing it's only a foot of snow you better be at work if we got a foot of snow. You better be at work. If we got a foot of snow in South Louisiana,
the National Geographic would be on site.
It'd be something.
Yeah, we get a one-foot snowfall usually at least once a year around here.
It's not uncommon to wake up to multiple four- to five-, six-inch snowfalls in a week.
And I got a big driveway. I got a big truck. I'm not going to wake up to multiple four to five, six inch snowfalls in a week. And I got a big driveway.
I got a big truck.
I'm not going to clear that with a shovel.
That would just be miserable.
So I keep a bunch of spare parts for my snowblower.
Belts for that as well.
Same thing.
Oil, fuel filters, air filters, you know, extra gas.
Phil, you know, we were talking about in the patreon chat uh generators
and ways to cut down generator maintenance have you looked into doing a propane adapter for your
generator so my generator is so freaking ancient that before i would surrender to the idea of
adapting it to propane honestly i'd replace it it's just a straight carburetor replacement it's just a new slap-on carburetor most of the time yeah but i'm already toying with the idea
of upgrading the generator anyway oh okay well then i would look for a dual fuel or if you can
now this is the way to really go if i'd have known when i bought mine yeah try fuel and then get your
gas line up your gas meter upgraded.
See, that's, and this is the thing that I debate with myself, because I could get an 8, 9, 10,000 watt tri-fuel.
And I could certainly, like, you know, get a couple of hundred pound propane tanks. You know. I should show you, I'll, you know get a couple of hundred pound propane tanks you know i should show you i'll i'll you
know what i'll write up an article about my generator trailer that i built and what i've
got for it yeah and it'll run my it'll run my 220 well pump it'll run my 220 boiler um well it's the
220 pump on my boiler the boiler's natural But two 40-pound propane cylinders will
if I'm running one hour
on, four hours off, I believe
it was 14 days
of one
hour on to four hours off.
The problem I'm going to have down here is that
my single most common use case
is going to be
after a hurricane. Air conditioner.
Those tend to happen
when it's hot outside yes they do so and now i don't i mean if i had a big enough generator
run the friggin entire house in the central air like i still think it would probably
it would probably still be more efficient just to plug in the pair of window units that we have. You know, for me, it was looking like a 20,000 watt Generac whole home if I wanted to run my air conditioner.
I can't imagine yours would be any less.
No, but that's also why I'm not looking at running the central air on ours.
Because my problem is that I know this is not my forever home.
Exactly.
And a Generac is a tremendous investment in the house whereas if i got when i quoted it out four years
ago it was like 15 or 16 000 including install i'd have to ask my dad what he got because he
just put one on his house and but he's they're gonna they they're retired they're retired. They're staying there. Sure, they're in place.
Yeah.
But for me and my wife, this just isn't where we want to be for retirement.
I have been extremely happy.
I know it's not the best brand of generator.
I got one of the Duramax 10,000 surge dual fuels.
It's been fantastic.
You know, I had four and a half days where we were totally out of power from an
ice storm and i ran the thing every other or every third hour to keep the boiler heat in my house
from freezing i mean we we really didn't need to to use it to keep the house warm because i've got
a uh well one of the big reasons i bought this house is because we have a naturally aspirated heat elated fireplace. So essentially what that is for people that don't know is alongside it,
you got your firebox and on the left and right side of it, there's usually an air gap. Well,
in ours, it's like an HVAC duct that comes in at the floor level. It gets heated up by the masonry and the flue and it comes out the front.
And what it creates is a convection of air,
pulling in cool air,
heating it up and pushing it out into the house.
Well,
that fireplace,
when we kept that running basically for four straight days without the heat
on,
and we didn't need to fire up the heat,
it was like 74 degrees in the house that's nice
it was super nice granted this is a ranch house and it would not be as effective if it was a
two-story house because the upper floor wouldn't get that heat at least get as much of that heat
but you know it's uh once you get all that stone and brick up to temperature, it holds temperature for a very long time.
You know,
it was probably,
I mean,
we would,
we would bank the fire for going to bed.
And then in the morning when we woke up,
it was still too hot to touch any of the stone around it,
even though the fire had probably gone out four hours before.
So that's still creating and adding heat or not creating, but adding heat into your air and into your environment.
This sounds like northerner problems.
Oh, it really is.
It really is.
You know, down by you, you guys could probably survive with no heat and not freeze to death just because you're inside the house.
You'd be miserable.
the house you'd be miserable so but several several years ago our furnace went out our gas furnace went out literally the weekend before the coldest week of the year
that's rough we managed to make it through because like we were we very quickly like you know made an
assessment realized that the entire age of it was it going to cost us, I think, to fix what was up there was going to be two-thirds the cost of a brand new unit.
So we just sucked it up.
Time for a new unit.
Yep.
Pull the checkbook out, throw money at the problem, whole new unit, whole new furnace, fix the problem.
But to get through that weekend, we literally had two electric space heaters.
Okay.
And that was all it took to keep the two bedrooms at a nice, reasonable temperature.
And then during the day, we'd run the fireplace to warm the front of the house.
Yeah, I think my neighbor up the street behind me, when we had that ice storm, her house got down to 38 degrees.
And it was like in the upper to lower 30s.
It was in the 20s at night and it was 32, 33 during the day while her power was out for four days.
That's cold.
38 degrees inside the house?
38 degrees inside the house.
I had her drain her plumbing completely down.
That way she didn't get her pipes to freeze.
The coldest I can ever remember being inside this house was like mid 50s.
Yeah, that's survivable.
That's comfortable night camp sleeping weather.
Don't say that to my wife.
She'll get very upset about the idea that she would be comfortable.
You don't have zero degree sleeping bags phil oh we do and um if i tell her to hop in one while it's 55 degrees outside she's
gonna tell she's gonna be like no i'm going to stay in a hotel there you go yeah but you know
unfortunately for us that wasn't really an option because we couldn't get out of the neighborhood
there were so we live on a dead end street in a small
subdivision and it's all dead end streets there's only one entrance and exit there were three places
there were power lines down on the road so because there are only 12 houses 12 to 20 houses on our
street i can never remember the exact number to count um we were really low on the total pull of getting those
last two fixed when they fixed the one up by the highway so in other words you were going to sit
there and eat that poop sandwich with a spoon we were just going to be stuck there we were just
going to be stuck and i called you know i uh i called into work the first morning said hey i
got to get the generator up and running then i'll be into work and my wife went to leave to go to
work and five minutes later
she's walking back in the house she said there's there's a tree and power lines down on the road
what do i do well you don't drive across them nope that's for but you know sometimes yeah could we
could we have walked up to the highway had somebody pick us up and then and then get out yes yeah probably could have but it wasn't
necessary i had enough i had enough propane to keep the generator going for what was basically
two weeks and i had enough firewood cut and stacked in the back in the back property that
we could have kept the fire going for months so you know it's that's another another point i meant to bring up but i forgot to was uh
chimney maintenance if you're not someone that uses their fireplace often get that inspected
at least every other year fortunately we use ours regularly yeah as regularly as it gets cold enough
well and even if you do use it regularly, you should have it cleaned now and then.
Wow.
I think we've pretty well covered all of this.
I mean, when you propose this topic, I was in favor of it because, like, I feel like a majority of the things that we talk about,
like we,
we on this show,
we try not to talk about,
like I refer to it as crazy stuff.
We don't do zombies.
We don't do,
we do more worth three occasionally,
but we should do a Halloween zombie episode.
I'll,
I'll,
I'll excuse myself from that one,
but I like,
I feel like we try to talk about things that there's a better than reasonable likelihood of happening.
And things, when you start talking about things like a pipe might burst or a sink might start leaking or, you know.
If you're a homeowner for any length of time, one of these things is going to happen.
Yeah.
And if your day hasn't come yet, it's coming.
Just give it a minute
but yeah i mean that's why i put in the uh i put under my name i am the home warranty because you
know at three o'clock in the morning when something breaks there's something we say in the self-defense
world all the time of like you are the first responder whether you want to be or not because you're going to be the first one there and sometimes you are the home warranty whether
you want to be or not because you're there when it breaks and if you would like you're there when
it breaks yeah but if you're you're not there when it breaks you're probably going to be the
first person to discover it so there you. Now you're the home warranty service.
You might choose to, you know, subcontract the fixing of the problem to somebody else.
But in the meantime, you're still sitting there with a pipe spraying water out of the
wall.
At the very least, you're there to stop it from getting worse.
And if that's all you can do, fantastic.
You've just saved yourself money by making it not worse.
Yeah. do fantastic you've just saved yourself money by making it not worse yeah we could talk for a freaking hour about and how about this same thing in relation to just auto just automobiles but oh
yeah i'll drive myself crazy telling old war stories i saw in mechanic shops nothing nothing
nothing will scare you worse and make you hate your fellow driver worse than working
in a mechanic shop and seeing the rolling junk heaps that people drive down the road with your
wife and kids like yeah i look i i am as cold-blooded libertarian as the next person i
think that if i think we should take all the warning labels off everything and let the problems
fix themselves but the some of the stuff i've seen driving around on four wheels next to my
wife and daughter almost make me embrace like mandatory safety checks by the government
you know there there is an argument to be made for it trouble is is that it's almost impossible
to do well you're being generous by saying almost. Well,
in theory, with the
most authoritarian state possible,
you could inspect every single vehicle
every quarter.
But you're still going to get somebody
that breaks war out
in between quarterly inspections.
Or somebody who
paid their mechanic to look the other way. Not that I've
ever seen that happen before. Alright. Well well let's kick this one out the door it's 2 38 on a sunday afternoon and i'm sure
you have stuff to do and i haven't heard from my wife or daughter in over an hour which is alarming
yeah you could be in real trouble this time it depends on how big the honeydew list has gotten
but as long as it's still not touching the floor from the top of the fridge you're probably fine
it probably will be all right matter of fact podcast heading out the door um we're still
trying to get to loop back around to our friend and patron eddie to give us some uh debrief on north
carolina unfortunately he was unavailable so maybe we'll catch him next week and if not
we'll cook something up in the meantime yeah worst case we can do a pre-record at his convenience for
it why would we want to make things convenient for him well i don't know he's a nice enough guy
going out the door bye Bye, y'all.
Bye. Thank you. We'll see you next time.