The Prepper Broadcasting Network - Surviving America 016:The Richmond Water Crisis

Episode Date: January 8, 2025

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You're listening to PBM. When will the water return? Richmond, Richmond, Richmond. What? So, snow, you know. I want to see a great big man completely made of snow we had some snow and it was good nothing wrong uh ice the whole nine yards a little bit of power outage it's something along those lines and then the people of richmond virginia wake to find out that the water system has failed. And we had all kinds of problems, all kinds of problems. We have a new mayor who is like seven days in or something, 10 days in, I don't know.

What a rough situation he's in right now. People are slowly getting water back on. It's affected like thousands and thousands of people. It's even taken counties around Richmond that typically depend on our water, and they've diverted use to other locations. Luckily, we never lost water. We lost some water pressure. It's very weird. It's a very strange setup because some people lost water that are close to us in our own neighborhood. Some people didn't. You know, very weird.

I would say, what's up, Jay Ferg? Yep, still no water for some people in Richmond. What happened? We were supposed to get water back yesterday. An electrical panel failed. At least that's the word, electrical panel, that everyone's using. yesterday an electrical panel failed at least that's the that's the word electrical panel that everyone's using so an electrical panel failed and uh it affected the filling station and all that kind of stuff so now we're filling back up i talked to uh my own family

that lives close by on the south side of rich. And they have water today, didn't have water yesterday. So something's happening. What I never thought about until doing this right now is elevation. I never thought about that. That's exactly why we had water all this time. That's why we had water, because we are at a low elevation. We are downhill, and I have to imagine that makes sense. That's water sense, right? truth be told, if we didn't have water, it really wouldn't have been an issue. It really wouldn't have been an issue for us, to be honest.

It would have been pretty much a non-issue if we were in a situation where the water wasn't running. What I want you guys to understand is this is not because we have spent tens of thousands of dollars on water preparedness. We have spent very little money on water preparedness. Well, part of my water preparedness is also there's a creek back there that's flowing water. So, you know, that could be utilized. There are some things in the arsenal that are really effective. But really, in a situation like this, we're talking very short term. We're talking, you know, five days at most.

Something like this is going to take to clear up at most. Like there's a good chance everybody could be back to normal by the end of the day. And then boil water notice is over by, I don't know, what, two days, 48 hours, something like that? Short-term, right? Short-term situation. This is a short-term calamity. And it's like I always write about it. I write, too. I don't just podcast for those of you who are new. I always write about this when I'm writing blogs about preparedness. It is always a situation of people only having the realization they're screwed the moment they're screwed.

You know what I mean? Like the moment that they're screwed, they go, oh, I'm screwed, and I have done nothing to prepare for it. oh, I'm screwed and I haven't done nothing to prepare for it. So the backbone right now, the backbone of our water preparedness that is getting us through this situation, right? I mean, we could boil water. We have running tap water just for clarity and we'd have all the drinking water we need. What's making it a little more convenient is the water storage, it a little more convenient is the water storage, the simple, affordable water storage that takes up less than two square foot of our house. Okay. Sam's club sells something like 40 bottles of water for four bucks. I know don't drink out of plastic. Your balls will fall off. Your hair will fall out. Right.

We drink out of plastic. OK, I know it's insane. It's funny the things that we prioritize as a threat. In other words, like spend eighty dollars on a Stanley metal water thing that you'll use for one year and you'll stick in a cabinet and never use it again. Do you know how much water you could buy? Do you want me water? You could put up enough water bricks. What are they like 30 bucks a pot to have 15, 20 gallons worth of water at your disposal at any time, ready to drink, right? right whatever don't get me started that's everybody's water preparedness plan a stanley stainless steel mug for mom everybody else is screwed right hundred dollars on it on something to drink out of but anyway the things that we what i'm getting at is we'll invest that kind of money in something silly like that and then the tap water goes off and we go i don't have anything to put in my stanley i don't know i don't get it um the bulk of our our response to this situation though has been

you know like i don't know 20 25 gallons of bottled water you know what i mean don't get me wrong we've got bathtubs we've got rain barrels we've got 20, 25 gallons of bottled water. You know what I mean? Don't get me wrong. We've got bathtubs. We've got rain barrels. We've got other. I filled the hydroponic system up with water, even though it's offline, just to have extra water.

Water filtration and so on. You know, all that kind of stuff we have but it's just one of those situations where every richmonder every person living in richmond virginia right now if they went to sam's club not now because everybody's going and freaking out but if they regularly went to sam's club and bought five to six cases of bottled water and kept that par at home just kept it at home you know what i mean drink out of it here and there whatever you want to do keep it at home largely i drink out of our brita water filter to be honest but they're there they get used we use them if every richmonder had that this would be half the crisis that it is you know what i mean so what we're talking and for a from the financial side they're four dollars they're less than four dollars they're four

dollars with tax for a case of these water bottles okay i take them to prepper camp i sell them for a dollar each you know what i mean i give them like, oh, I don't have any cash. Take the word about it's three dollars for the whole case. Right. That would largely solve everyone's problem. But there is such minimal focus. There is such a minimal investment. So what we're talking about is four dollars times six. We're talking about less than twenty five dollars you can put up. We're talking about less than $25 you can put up. I think they're like four or something gallons per case, right? So six, you got 24 gallons of water. Family of four, that's six days worth of water. Come on, man. For $25. It's a $25 investment.

Like you can't go nowhere and eat with a family for $25. There's almost nothing. You can't fill nowhere and eat with a family for 25 bucks. There's almost nothing. You can't fill a gas tank with 25 bucks. So this thing is what I'm getting at is there's a lot of people to blame. There's an investigation. There's fail safes that shouldn't have failed. There's all this talk about what happened, what went wrong. And look, Richmond's crazy. It's a crazy place to live it's a very liberal place you know what i mean like we probably spent more money taking down statues of robert e lee in 2020 than we did on maintenance of the water system i bet you if they could make the trade now, the citizens of Richmond, the people who live on Monument Avenue and so forth,

would probably rather the statue stay up and the water system be ready to go. You know what I mean? Priorities. So we find ourselves in this situation. What I want to do now is I want to show you something. to do now is I want to show you something. I want to take you inside the cache and show you my number one water prep, number one, numero uno. There's nothing else in my arsenal that is better than this one prep for water situations like these, but also much worse okay so let's do it let's step inside the cash this guy's big this guy is big so i gotta i gotta heft a little bit and pull this thing back there we go you see this thing looks like a suitcase

this is an amazing pressurized jerry can by a company called hydro blue i bought this thing years ago man it's an amazing it's so it's about four gallons of water it's about four gallons of water it's's pressurized. The water inside gets pressurized by depressing this over and over. And the water comes out of here. Okay. See that the water comes out of this guy. This there's also a tube and a spray valve that comes with it, uh, for using the pressure, Obviously easy to carry. That's what I like about it most. I could take it right back to that creek, fill it up, water filtration.

I've tested it on that creek water too. Here's the real winner. You get a virus filter right here. This unscrews and can easily be replaced. Then you get sort of the three-stage filament, sort of run-of-the-mill, top-quality water filtration right here. And then this is your outflow. So your water goes in under pressure, through the filter,

through the virus filter, through the standard three-stage filter, and out to you. Okay? I'll either link to this thing in the show, and I'll probably also be making a clip about this, all right? So this is number one, man. Because you can move water because you can move water. You can filter water. It is what it is. It is the hydro blue. It's got a little paint on it. It is the hydro blue pressurized jerry can.

Nothing like it. There's nothing like it on the market. You know, the thing about water is you got to be able to refill and you got to be able to uh you got you got to be able to move it right you got to be able to move water from point a to point b that's the problem everybody has now even if there is a source of water they got to be able to move it's got to be safe okay all right let's get the richmond uh situation out of here because that is what it is? That sort of is what it is. People are going to do what they do, and they're in that sort of situation now. In all honesty, I hope it clears up. Fundamentally, I just hope it clears up. Another thing we're talking about, since we're talking a little bit of prepping basics and something that I always lean on in crisis, food storage. Do you know that you have every capability to take rice, beans, so on, put them into Mylar bags, oxygen absorbers. One gallon Mylar bag, 1,000 cc oxygen absorber. Into the bag, heat seal the top with a hair straightener or heat sealer.

And you have long-term food storage. Now, you do it one better. You put it in protective, you know, a nice thick five-gallon bucket to protect it from pests and breakage and things like that in storage. But everybody within the sound of my voice is capable of putting water up and putting food up. You know what I mean? Everybody is 100% capable of this. And again, these are not huge investments. capable of this like this and again these are not huge investments uh and and what you want to do is get your hands on the mylar bags and the oxygen absorbers right and there's a great combination kit from our sponsor pack fresh usa uh if you're on if you're watching on youtube or rumble

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You can get it on Amazon. They sell it on amazon it's an awesome tool man it's awesome i think it's like 100 bucks 120 bucks maybe something like that it's a little bit of an investment um but again these things put you at ease i can't tell you the the value of the at ease over the last few days with the snow coming in and everyone's freaking out because it's richmond virginia then you got power outages and everyone's freaking out because it's cold and then you got water outages and everyone's freaking out because they're thirsty you know what i mean and all that kind of stuff it just we've been doing this thing at the prepper broadcasting network

for a very long time and a lot of times we're trying to get people to prepare for big things, like moments in history where water goes off and doesn't come back on. value of teaching people how simply they can weather these types of storms because these types of storms are the ones that kick your ass right it's you don't spend all your time day in and day out worrying about the apocalypse if you're that kind of person you'll wind up doing a podcast on the prep of broadcasting but most people just get beat to death by situations like this. They get beat to death by the fact that, oh, we have a water outage. We have a power outage. And here I am. I don't have any power. I don't have any water.

I don't have a generator. I don't have this. I don't have that. And these are minimal investments, man. Minimal. You know, minimal investments. now with all that's going on here in richmond uh i haven't been paying as much attention to what's happening on the west coast maybe as i should be or maybe not i mean those fires won't touch me i can promise you that

but california is on fire it's pretty impressive what's not impressive at all let me see I can bring our Twitter up because I know if I do I'll be able to show you guys some video I can bring our Twitter up

what I can't understand guys and again this goes back to like talking about things like bugging out right so we talk about bugging out bugging out from the alien invasion you know what i mean but sometimes a bug out where you really gain where you really make a difference in your life oh god that's funny. Right off the top. X is fun lately, man. But I'm looking for fires. What, what, oh, no. See, this is what makes me angry, are these dog owners, man.

These dog owners drive me crazy. They put their, it's one thing to be an idiot and put yourself in harm's way, but it's another thing completely to put your animal in harm's way. So these guys, like I said, are. Where they're really blowing me away, so I have a lot of violence on my ex. I watch basically disaster stuff and then people get in fights. This guy here, perfect example. People getting in fights.

This guy here. Perfect example. His whole world. He's in an inferno. And he's got an N95 mask on. And is deciding to leave now. Now if this happened while they were sleeping. That's one thing.

Maybe it did. It is night time. But what blows my mind. Is how many videos there are of people. Who are. Capital F fucked. You know what i mean and because that they were for some reason they were waiting around you know i see i got videos of people in broad daylight look at this what is this everybody's putting out these crazy videos of flashing lights every video now has a flashing

light in it look at this guy oh same guy but you see this kind of situation that they're fleeing here and i know these things move fast the winds were moving at like i think the winds were moving at 99 miles per hour. Jay Ferg said she saw the one of the two guys and the dog trapped in the house surrounded by fire. I wanted to kill those guys. I'm just kidding. No, it made me so mad. It made me so mad because the dog's looking up at him and the dog's like, dude, what do we do? And these two guys are surrounded by a fire.

Like I said, if they woke up and that was what they woke up to, that's a different thing. But even then, look, if I go to bed and there is active wildfire stuff going on, I'm out of there. And look, I see the houses these people are living in. It ain't like they're broke. It ain't like they're like, well, I can't scrape up enough money to get to a motel for the night. I can't drive due east for a few hours, you know? It's rough. It is a nightmare, though. You look at it. It is a nightmare.

It doesn't happen in a vacuum, by the way. it doesn't happen in a vacuum by the way and wokeness is a great uh a great x channel to watch here where they got the ufos flying through the air you can't trust that kind of stuff who the hell knows but yeah man terrible but it's just a reminder. You know what I mean? Crystals are demonic. Then every once in a while you get one of these, what the hell are you talking about?

Crystals are demonic. Every once in a while you get, uh, you get the sort of, the real dig into the real, like, like how, why are we here? You know real, like, why are we here? You know what I mean? Why are we here? Why is this happening all the time?

Prevailing thought is global warming, right? That's prevailing thought. I remember wildfires years ago, and we're all, you can look it up. I don't remember what year it was. It was quite a long time ago, so it's only gotten worse, but it was linked to homeless people out there living in encampments in the woods. I think if you think that homeless populations and illegal immigrants who are seeking to survive in the woods, if you think that they're sitting there going like, is it a month we're allowed to burn? Are we allowed to burn this month or no? Like, they don't care. They got to boil water or they got to cook food. They don't know their survival out there.

And you wind up with these kind of situation. And, you know, the other thing is they don't they won't in Californiaia they won't let them the people in the forestry service manage the forest property you can't touch the forest this is my favorite thing it's not my favorite thing because it's terrible what people are living through but it's one of those things it's just so silly that it it makes me like apoplectic, to be honest. You can't take out the dead wood. Because if you take out the dead wood, you're affecting the environment. You can't get out all the fallen wood and all this tinder that is surrounding these areas. Right.

And these breaks in the woods. You can't do that. You're not allowed to do that. It's bad for the environment, right? Then the whole environment catches on fire, and everything in there dies. It's not like, all right, we're going to clear some areas here, some distance, some space. We're going to clear out the deadwood.

We're going to clear out the tinder so we can mitigate the fires to some degree, right? Can't do that. Then the whole world catches on fire. Every squirrel, chipmunk, toad, precious turtle species is incinerated. rated and we sit here and go like oh global warming yeah that's it that's what it was i feel like the state of california will release such a massive sigh of relief when gavin newsom leaves if there's a state of california left we'll say the northern part, I guess, right? I don't know. It's perilous, man. It's terrible. I cannot tell you how important it is to really get into prepping in 2025. If this is new to you, I know a lot of the listening audience, the podcast audience, you guys have been with us a long time. You guys are as prepared, if not more prepared than even the hosts. These types of things, evacuation, water crisis, these roll down the backs of a lot of people who've been with us for a long time. And, you know,

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Jay Ferg, I can't wait to see the binder. The binder is going to be top tier, I'm sure. So yeah, it is what it is, folks. Anxiety is real. You know what I mean? It's a real thing. It's a real thing. We're living through times that really test people. They really test people in a number of ways because we are more aware of events like these, even when they don't affect us. We get a boots on the, every American gets a boots on the ground look

at what people are dealing with in the Palisades right now on the West Coast of California. That's emotionally hard to deal with. This raises anxiety. And then you have your own issues. We're in the dead of winter. God only knows what could happen. We've got to put an end to wars.

2025 is going to be a doozy, man. The quickest way to relieving anxiety is prepping. It's just where we are right now. I don't think it's always been that way, but I can tell you right now, if you're overburdened by anxiety, you should work out. You should definitely work out. You should throw some kettlebells around. We have a whole fitness section on our membership side too called Prepper Fit and Health. Get involved. You should work out, and you should also start prepping hard. Build and fortify your home so that you know, in the worst case scenario, you can stay put. People are getting crazy in your neighborhood.

People are getting crazy in your neck of the woods. Whatever the situation is, you can stay put, stay safe, be prepared. Your home is secure. You can eat. You can drink. Right? Extended duration. I'm just telling you from firsthand experience, there are things that I've done as a prepper that have lifted immense anxiety off my plate.

Food storage being one of them. Carrying a concealed weapon being another one of them. There are things that make a huge difference. When you're living in a world like the one we're living in, get to it, folks. Get to it. You come over to PBN. The other thing you'll be greeted by,

do I want to show you that right now? The other thing you'll be greeted by do i want to show you that right now the other thing you'll be greeted by are our daily routines so we're in our january daily routine right now and uh these are designed just to keep you honest that's what they're for i don't know if this will show up or not i don't know if i can show you a file on stream yard or not but we'll try it. These daily routines, man, they're critical. Like if you're the type of person who's saying, I want to get better at certain things, I want to get in shape, right? Slides and PDFs, video file. Let's see. Maybe I can. A window. There she is.

So at the moment, we are going through our calm within chaos routine that separates days between day A and day B. It's days between day A and day B. And as you can see, there's a variety of things going on there, right? You've got fitness stuff. You've got faith and religion stuff. You've got prepping stuff. And these are all daily practice. Dry fire. These are all daily practice things that you can do.

You know what I mean? Because you have to do things daily in order to keep up with them, in order to get better at them. Like you can't say, I want to be better at shooting my weapon. So what I'm going to do is go to the range four times this year. It's not going to work, right? I think I have to sign off. My security system is going off. And based on the howling, I don't know that I don't know that they're going to calm down. Do you have an active do you have an active furry security system like I do for Leggett?

I think I've spoke my piece anyway, folks. Listen, you can watch YouTube videos. You can listen to other people talk, prepping, and stuff like that if you want. What we do here at PBN is get better. We get better. You know what I mean? Year over year. Dave Jones, sort of our wise man, I guess he is now.

He has a saying, and we all live by it, and that's establish a position and improve upon it daily. That's what these routines are all about. I mean, these routines are all about. You know what I mean? What do you want to do? Do you want to limit the anxiety in your life in 2025, or do you want to wake up every day and look at the news and pant? You know what I mean? What am I going to do? I know. You don't have to live like that, man. Trust me. Trust me. It's not just me. It's me and many, many, many other people. Oh, by the way, Jay Ferg, if you're still with us, you got to look this up.

This is a purely personal message right now. But if I have her here, I'm going to take advantage of it. Apparently, Zuckerberg was putting AI profiles into Facebook, which kind of sounds like misleading the shareholders, right? Something along those lines. I think you'd get in trouble for that. Maybe. I don't know. He's probably got a great legal team, but apparently he's putting AI profiles into Facebook because Facebook's dead. You know what I mean? And one of the AI profiles, Jay Ferg, is a woman named Jane Austin. And I just thought that was so funny when I saw it that I had to let you know before I sign off. All right, folks, I'm going to get out of here.

Quick word from our sponsors on the outro. I do appreciate you guys. It's been a great show. Thank you all for watching. Like, subscribe, do all that stuff you know and um to the podcast audience man you guys are number one long have you been listening to the prepper broadcasting network and you've made us what we are and i just really appreciate you okay appreciate y'all but get to pbnfamily.com okay for those of you who are new i see we got a lot of new people in please join stick with us push through work hard do the routines and in no time at all you'll be saying to yourself oh i understand what he meant by calm within chaos all right folks i will talk to you soon man it's been a pleasure this is surviving america with james walton and yeah, support the old Pack Fresh USA crew.

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