The Prepper Broadcasting Network - The News is Ooze

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

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We are the Prepper Broadcasting Network. anymore. Honestly, head down. Getting things done. I hope you're in the same boat. I see the headlines. I read them. Nothing sticks with me. It all is gluing together in this monotonous ooze of news that just, I don't know, that doesn't really move me anymore. I don't know what, there's nothing out there. Like, the things that they look to incite you with, I look at and scoff at because it just is what it is. The power is within you. And anybody who doesn't get that by now, you know, you're helpless. You're hopeless. Literally.

So, I don't, that's horrible, no, but I mean it, it's, you know, deaths, celebrity deaths, important people deaths, Russia and Iran, but World War III news, you know, like, World War III is happening, and the news is so far behind, that they're over here playing games like, they're over here playing games like, I guess Iran is buying weapons off of Russia now. I don't know what that means. Russia's sending attack helicopters and advanced jet fighters to Iran. Why?

Iran's not in a war. What kind of nonsense are we living in? How come we can't just blow Iran up? What's the deal? I mean, let's get down to it. Let's get down to it. What's the deal? I mean, let's get down to it. Let's get down to it. What's the problem here? It'd be like, this is what's going on right now, okay? This is like an old problem from back where I grew up. Let's say you're the United States right and you're a father right so the united states

is a dad essentially his little son israel is getting bullied by like five kids you know what i mean they're getting bullied by these five kids uh they're all from the same family right it's like all these kids come from the same family. Your son's still getting a piece of them whenever they shake things up together. And you're sitting there on your couch. And your son's like, Dad, we got another fight. Well, okay, this time I'll give you a pair of brass knuckles to handle them five kids. Dad, we got another fight. Well, okay, this time I'll give you a pair of brass knuckles to handle them five kids. Dad, we got another fight. Okay, this time I'll give you a baseball bat to handle those five

knuckleheads. Well, Dad, maybe you should talk to the parents. Maybe you should talk to their parents. No, their parents aren't. No, no, the official line is that the parents are not involved in this. It's just the five kids. And by five kids, I mean the Houthis, I mean Hamas, I mean the whoever the hell, Hezbollah, the Islamic Guard, whatever other trash, violent, death cult, regional bastard collective you want, why don't we just go talk to the you know, the way it would work is, where I grew up, is dad would come through the front door, whether it was open or not, Dad would come through the front door And there would be no more fighting after that You know what I mean?

That's the way those things kind of happened around my way Like get your kids in order, I ran Or daddy's coming to your front door to solve the problem But there's so many I mean there's so many claws and hooks and needles and everything in every issue, right? Because if daddy, big daddy shows up and neutralizes Iran and takes all their money, then they can't fund these bastard death cults. And if they can't fund the bastard death cults, then the military

industrial complex doesn't need to do what it does, right? What's the point of it doing what it does? They can't make the money. They can't make the bombs. They can't make the bombers. It's enough to, you know, it's like a round-robin type of ordeal. I was talking to a company today that... Has formulated an incredible...

I guess it's incredible, I don't know. Their words, not mine. An incredibly tasty, dehydrated, plant-based protein. I don't know. It's cool. This is what I'm getting at. The greater world of things, the greater arm of news is so boring. People, small business is so much more interesting. You understand?

It's just so much more interesting. It's unbelievable. You talk to these people who have ideas, or you talk to these people who have launched ideas, right, are building businesses, are doing amazing things. are building businesses, are doing amazing things. And you're like, this is so much cooler than the CEO of JP Morgan. By the way, did you hear the guys from Patriot Power Hour last night talking about the CEO of JP Morgan? It's so funny that they did that story because I pre-recorded my show last night, I think Hezbollah was after my show last night, because I pre-recorded that show, and, um,

the whole, the mic was all, there was a mic update, I updated the mic, the microphone was all screwed up, you know how updates go, right? I took my car in, right? This is how an update goes. I took my car in for an oil change. I get it back. I can't even, the thing that I watched the mileage on doesn't even work anymore. I don't know what they did. There's just a picture of a truck on the screen that I usually use to see how many more miles I have left. And you know, as I do this podcast, the PBN chat room over there has to go ballistic. That's also happening. It's been completely silent all day. I'm telling you guys. Do a podcast.

If you're bored, like if you're bored, you're retired or life is boring you, the monotony of it all, start a podcast and press record. And you'll see so many things happen in your life you won't even believe it. You'll be like, what? Who nuked who? All I wanted to do was drop in and talk about tonight's shows. Tool Man Tim. The Gun Metal Armory. Telling you right now, it's PBN.

The Prepper Broadcasting Network. I'll tell you what I'm missing. I'm missing the next generation. Oh, anyway, the story was, the punchline was, I did the J.P. Morgan story in the first iteration of my podcast. And it was good. It was funny I did the J.P. Morgan story in the first iteration of my podcast. And it was good. It was funny. It was funny. You know, you look at a situation like that, it's so hilarious. You see somebody trying to do these things, trying to manipulate the democratic process.

The CEO of a giant bank comes out and says, we want to do what we want to do. We want you to vote for Haley. In other words, maybe one of the most influential people to some of the most influential donors on the planet. Do you think maybe a guy like that shouldn't be able to come out with a gigantic article and say, this is what you should do. This is who we should support. This is what we should do in the political process. You think it might be an issue? Might be a problem? A guy with, I mean, who do you think a guy like the CEO of JP Morgan. The CEO. You think you got some buddies with some money that can make a difference? I know he don't play golf

with me on the weekends. I can tell you that much. Primarily because I don't play golf. Period. But you know what I'm getting at. Right?

He's not down at the VFW drinking Bud Light. Well, he might be drinking Bud Light. I don't know his political orientation, but he ain't down at the VFW drinking Coors Light. Let's go there. But democracy is sacred and will protect it by any means necessary. Okay. Just so long as it doesn't involve, you know, Ron DeSantis and Donald Trump Then you can do whatever you want with democracy I'm a little bitchy this afternoon, huh? It's been a great day, phenomenal

Wonderful day, started it out with a good Cup of counterculture coffee At the counter of my favorite At the counter of my favorite coffee shop. Got down to do some writing, sat down, got into that. Forgot all about my oil change, went and handled that. Crushed the gym. We had a great time at the gym.

You know, and then it was back to life, back to real life. And I had this little nook that I thought I'd hang with you guys. All day I've been thinking about the cherry pistachio cream puffs I passed up at the cafe. I walked in, I guess it was about 8.05 in the morning. I walked in, I guess it was about 8.05 in the morning. And you see the cafe I go to, which is one of my favorite places in the world, makes some of the best breakfast sandwiches in the world. They have biscuits that are cut in the shape of a square.

And they're enormous. And they put about three to four eggs worth of scrambled eggs on your sandwich. And the bacon is incredible. And the coffee is incredible. Okay? So round it all out. I get a call from my mother midway through my wonderful sandwich. And tell me a story I just can't even believe.

I don't want to talk about it or anything. But it just took me so off. So it's been a wonderful day, man. You know, there's, you get to a point, PBN family, where this day-to-day news grind, this grind of what bad thing has happened next, it's just, it starts to just ricochet off your armor. Do you know what I mean? And the more control you take over your preparedness, the further down the path back to stability that you get, the closer to self-reliance and independence that you become, the less these crazy stories affect you and yours. I mean, they just, they don't.

I remember reading things with statistics in them and oh my god, I can't believe we're doomed. And look, I have anxiety. I've said this on shows before. I have anxiety. I can't imagine what it's like to be unprepared right now. I think, you know, if you're, what I really can imagine is to be a single woman unprepared, like just out of college, no job, no direction, no career, no man. I think if I were in that position, I'd probably be one of the most anxiety ridden people that has ever existed. You know, people that has ever existed. You know? The world could flip upside down at any moment. You have very little means of stopping it.

It just seems terrifying in so many ways. But for people like us, we just got to keep going. I mean, really, the one mantra that I've been saying over and over in my head lately is just that it's just keep going it's one foot in front of the other you know what I mean one foot in front of the other keep going keep training keep practicing keep planning keep adding added new tourniquets i think i already told you guys about the new tourniquets um you know little by little little by little writing down my weaknesses capturing them trying to dissolve them trying to fortify against them understanding that i am only human you know what I mean? Trying to envelop my family in this preparedness thing as much as possible

And understanding that Understanding that we're never going to be perfect, man As much as we want to be I'll talk to you soon PBN family Sorry I got quiet for a second there I heard a crazy bird noise That sounded like a kid screaming Enjoy the shows tonight It's Thursday

Don't worry You're going to wake up tomorrow It's going to be nothing but bad news And you're going to look around your house And it's going to be nothing but good news. And you're going to think about the way things are going in your life and likely it's going to be more good than bad. But the media is going to try to tell you that everything is wrong and bad and terrible and it's Donald Trump's fault and it's the white man's fault and it's everyone's fault. Whoever's accomplished anything good for the world and that all you need to do is surrender all your privacy and money and power and influence over to the left and elect Joe Biden and everything will be fine.

And that's all you ever need to do. Collect your check from the government and then they'll make you a coffin. No, they won't. They'll turn you into some sort of a composted seed and your family will be able to visit the cherry tree that grew out of your eyeballs. Have a good evening.