The Press Box - Celebrity Chris Watch | Tea Time (Ep. 562)

Episode Date: January 18, 2019

John Mayer is officially making his comeback (1:05), Chris Pratt got engaged to Katherine Schwarzenegger and we have a wild theory about why (8:12), and don't come for Harry Styles because his fans will come for you (16:03). Hosts: Amelia Wedemeyer, Kate Halliwell, Liz Kelly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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What's up, guys? This is T-Time on the Ringer podcast network. I'm Liz Kelly. I'm Kate Howlowe. And I'm Amelia Wadamire. And today we're going to talk about everything from this week's weird social media trends to vampire facials for seven-year-olds and Chris Pratt's shenanigans. Right. Every time we hear the bell ring, we absolutely have to change the next category, no matter how badly we want to talk about it. Now, let's spill the tea. First topic will be tea time checks in with our 2019 predictions. So we're about halfway through the first month of the year. We made a lot of crazy assumptions for what was going to happen. The first one that's come up so far is John Mayer.

We had hoped in this new year that he was going to have this amazing comeback, which all signs are pointing to that is definitely good. It's unfolding. He's on track. So there is this big GQ kind of photo profile, I would call it. So he had this big photo shoot and he did all these different blurbs about his personal style. And I wanted to highlight three quotes in particular for you guys. Please do. First one.

You shouldn't let fashion hurt your feelings. Okay, I wrote this down, and then mere hours later, I was in the podcast room, and it's been raining in Los Angeles. And Isakley goes, oh, that's an interesting jacket. Wow. And I was like, okay, so this particularly feels close to home today. Sure. Shouldn't let Isakley hurt your feelings. Yeah, you should not let fashion hurt your feelings.

It doesn't matter. Hello, Isaac Lee. Second quote, the year 2019 is the year of coziness. Yes, I've been living this for the past like five years, but yes, definitely. We've caught up to you. Exactly. And that sweater is very cozy, Liz. Thank you.

It is cozy. I'm really embracing this John Mare profile. Last one is, ladies and gentlemen, the haters have revealed themselves to be ultimately ineffective. Oh, my God. John Mare is preaching to my soul. Absolutely. So eloquent. I love it.

I feel like he's really, really wise now. Yeah, he's like, what? 40? Yeah, in his 40s. And to be clear, this was a profile he wrote about himself, his own fashion, right? So it was John Mayer's fashion by John Mayer. Incredible flex to be like, my looks are amazing and I'm going to tell you why. Right.

And these are pieces from my closet. Yeah, exactly. And I will tell you why it's not only important but fashionable. Right. I kind of love this. I know. He's feeling himself. Good for him.

I support it. I'm all for it. Our other 2019 prediction that is coming true is I was positive that Taylor Swift would not sit this award season out while her boring boyfriend did the award show circuit. And I was right. She showed up at the Golden Globes. She came out as a presenter. She looked great. And can we just talk about how they presented her as Taylor Slip from the movie Cats?

Did they really? Yeah, because it was her and Idris Elba, and they're both going to be in cats. They're like, oh, kill me. Yeah. So she came out, she presented. She looked great. She looked great. She's going to be at the Oscars.

She's going to do the whole award season. What do you think she's going to wear? You know, she did like the sexy, like black lace thing this time. So I'm thinking more like romantic, flowy. next time. Back to the, what's that one song? Any of her first songs. True, true.

With like the flowery. It's a love story. Yeah. I could see that. I could see that. But I'm just really glad that she's, you know, proving me right. Yeah. I mean, she looks great.

She's having a good time. She's not sitting with Joe. No. She's like doing her own thing. Which I kind of love. She sat, I don't know, elsewhere. I don't know, yeah. Like she's like, everyone knows they're dating, but like she didn't need to prove it.

You know? Anyway, I think she'll be at the Oscars and that's all I want. Okay, great. Next topic is this week in social media. This week in social media was straight up weird. It's been the last two weeks that's been going on. First thing we have to talk about is the egg photo that has officially be Kylie Jenner and the most likes on Instagram. I don't really understand this.

I need you to explain it to me because I just saw this egg popping up everywhere. Everyone knew what it was and I didn't. Listen, there's an account called at World underscore record underscore egg. And it's called Egg Gang. And it's literally just a photo of what looks like, I don't know what, a grocery store egg. Just an egg. And it was literally a grassroots movement that tried to, that spiraled into now it has 47 million likes and counting. Kylie Jenner's record.

To dethrone her, yeah. It was only 18 million. So it went above and beyond what it set out to do. So it's now the most liked picture on Instagram? Yeah, by far. And now it's like a meme. Wow. What will beat the egg?

What? Why don't you start something? You're not a meme? I was just having this debate with someone. People were like editing it onto other pictures. Once it becomes a joke that can like carry into other things, it's a meme. We don't need to define meme on tea time. That's beyond us. But, okay, that makes a little bit of sense, but it makes no sense.

And Kylie Jenner already responded and she based, I don't know if you, you don't watch the Kardashians, you don't watch like any of their Instagram stories. There's this really famous Snapchat of herself where it was like 107 degrees in Calabasas. and she and her best friend Jordan cracked an egg on the sidewalk thinking that it would fry. It was so hot. It didn't. But anyway, Kylie posted and was like, take that little egg. And it was like a video of herself.

Like referencing herself and people knew that. You got that reference? Yeah. Oh, wow. Is that I'm very? No, no, no. I remember getting it. Yeah.

And yeah, good for her. Good for her. She's a good sport about it. She is. And actually, another good sport on Twitter or actually Instagram, I'm sorry. Cardi B recently took to Instagram to totally call out Trump. and his government shut down. And it was incredible.

There was color for language, but it's cardy. It's cardy. It's needed. And I just, I don't know, I just love how she's outspoken about her beliefs and she's not wrong. And this isn't the first time she's talked about government either. She's like a fan of government. Wow. She's a fan of government in general.

All three branches. She just loves them. She just loves. You know what I love about her? In this specific video, you're referencing, she was super done up. She was obviously on a photo shoot or doing some music music music. Love her eye makeup. But she also does just as many of them when she has got not a stitch of makeup on her hairs pull back.

Like she doesn't care no matter what she looks like, which I appreciate. I feel like a lot of celebrities wait until they're super polished. She doesn't care. Wow. Yeah. She's great. Yeah. And I just love how, you know, I think sometimes we discount women who are in certain positions in society, like, you know, who've used sexuality for their artwork.

Yeah. And I just think people are starting to realize that, you know, we should take these people seriously, like Cardi. Like, Sorby Daniels. Yeah. They know what they're talking about. I write hard for a story. And they're using their platform. I love it.

Yeah. Agreed. One last thing that happened on the Internet of Note this week is the 10-year challenge. Basically, it's a photo challenge. You take one photo from 2009 and you take another from 2019. A lot of people just putting up really good pictures of themselves now. Right. It's kind of a thinly veiled excuse.

Uh-huh. My favorite, and it's now like blown up on the Internet. When I found this a couple days ago, it felt like fresh information was obviously Mariah Carey. Yes. She took two identical photos of herself in the present day and said, I don't get this tenure. Your challenge, time is not something I acknowledge. I just give that social media team a raise. Peak Mariah Carey.

Amazing. Did either of you do one? You didn't, right? No, I think it's the dumbest thing. You were like outspokenly against them. Yeah, I was like, I don't want to see your ugly pictures. Also, like, we were like 14, 15, 16. No, I looked horrendous at that time.

In 2009, no one wants that on the internet. Absolutely not. I know, Amelia, I saw your tweet that you're like, please do not post these things, thanks in advance. Sorry, I'm sorry. I just preach. Not into it. Yeah, the internet was a weird, weird place these last two weeks. It was.

we have got to contain this. I'm looking at you too. I'm looking at you too. Okay, okay, sorry, sorry. This is T-Times Chris Watch. Okay, Amelia, you go first. So Chris Pratt, who was married to Anna Farris, got engaged over the weekend to Catherine Schwarzenegger, who is yes. Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter and the daughter of Maria Shriver. So she is not some kind of like Skakel adjacent Kennedy. She is a direct descendant of Joseph P. Kennedy. And I think he wants to run for president. I love this theory. Honestly, I think it's completely legit. Thank you.

So first of all, she's a lot younger than him. There's that whole thing where like he moved on really quickly. He moved on a ferris. Like that's all skeevy. The divorce was finalized in November, early November. Oh, wow. So actually that's quick. It's very quick.

Yeah, Anna Ferris moved on quickly, too. She did. Right. And she's, you know. She can do no wrong. We need to talk about President Pratt. Okay. Oh my God.

Please don't say that again. Kill me. Let's say like he has like a plan to run for office. Is he marrying her because of his plan or is he like? I think it fits within the plan. Right. She's the perfect person for him to do it. They're very spiritual.

They're very religious. And he has like a direct line to Arnold, who is the governor for however many years. Right. He is adored by. He has a. All of America. Interesting fan base that I realized over the past several years he's been really getting into like the whole Christian angle.

For sure. He's like a Christian farm, a Christian like woodworking business. Yeah, he is a very like conservative fan base. He does like work with wood. And there's a picture on his Instagram that he posted saying like, happy birthday, Catherine. And she was holding like a charcutory dish that was like of Jesus. Wow.

So what is that? No, he just. He made it. Yeah, he made it. And so, yeah, I think he really wants to become Ronald Reagan 2.0. Yeah. It's honestly, like, feels really right to me. And that's a powerful fan base, too.

It is. It is. Yeah, for sure. And, yeah, just conservative fan base in general. Right. He seems like he's probably very conservative. And also, like, he's got Hollywood as, like, his other thing to pull from. Yeah.

What I want to posit is what if he does run for office for the Republican Party. And this is a little more far-fetched. But you know, another Chris who's very outspoken. In politics, on the other side of things, Chris Evans. Oh. What the fuck? Ten years from now. Chris v. Chris.

They've both moved on from their acting careers, and they both run for president against each other. Did you say ten years? I don't know. Oh, my God. They've got to run out the Hollywood careers. I was thinking like 30 years. Aren't those guys? Okay, sure.

20 years. Let's split the difference. So he would be 60-ish. Chris Pratt. God, is he 40? He's almost 40, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. So yeah.

Could you imagine? Chris versus Chris, it's like Avengers Civil War, but like politics. Wow. What a fucking nightmare, but also like, what a fun. All Chris Evans does is tweet at Nazis and about his dog. That's true. You've been thinking about the whole Chris in Hollywood too much, I think. You think my brain is poisoned?

Potentially, yes. That's a fair point. The other thing I just quickly want to point about this, that the ring is so beautiful, so extravagant. I mean, I hate him as a whole and we'll get to that in our next category. But, like, I cannot get over that ring. The ultimate flex is the huge, huge diamond and then a teeny, tiny, tiny, tiny land. Yeah. To be like, this is all you need.

This is huge, yeah. The ring itself is around $250,000. Oh, my God. Wow. Okay, Liz. Tell us about Ana Farris. Okay. First, apologies to Anna Farris.

I just pronounced your name Anna Farris. I was going to let that go. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. Anna Farris, I quickly checked in. with her because we talk about Chris Pratt so much. Especially, we fault him for moving on quickly.

We fault him for being just, like, in general, a bad person for, like, really no reason. Ana Farris, so she has her podcast. That's super popular, actually. She's got a great voice for podcasting. Yeah. She's funny as how. Yeah. She's on the TV show mom, and she also has a boyfriend.

So before, and I was feeling kind of bad for her because, you know, when you're the ex-wife, you have a kid, you want to be the funny, light-hearted one that wishes them well. Right. She genuinely seems to be doing fun. fine, and also she's better off Chris Pratt sucks. Yeah. I feel bad for her just because that's like a shitty position to be in anyway. Yeah.

But you know what, Anna Farris? She's got a lot of things going for it. She really does, yeah. Yeah, she's doing great. And she's not obnoxious about it. Oh, great. Next topic, I'm kind of dreading. Oh, my God.

Can I introduce it, please? Yes, go. Okay. Our favorite topic. We're back. Liz's worst take of the week. We're talking about Chris Pratt, and we were going to do something else for this segment this week. But we're talking about.

Chris. And let's just drop this bomb. What's your take, Liz? Okay. I didn't even think this was a take until I said it. This is how all my bad opinions go. I say something. I think everyone's going to agree. And then Bill looks at me and is like, what are you talking about? It happened again this week. I think Parks and Rec is a terrible, terrible show. Wow. Every single person in that show, besides Amy Pollard, like, God bless her, is really super annoying. Rob Lowe is absolutely like unwatchable, unlistenable. His voice in that TV show, the way he delivers those lines, I don't know if an acting coach told him that. I don't know if he does that in real life. I don't know what it is.

Oh my gosh. I cannot watch it. It's unwatchable. I, you know, I love you a lot, and I find it hard to disagree with you when I'm staring at your beautiful face. But this is maybe your worst take. That can't possibly be true and you know that. It's so bad.

It's bad. Parks and Rec is good. I was even going to like, before I knew how hard you were going to go on this, I was prepared to agree with you on some of these aspects. And then you just went in that hard and I can't. Okay. We have some evidence to back this up. Right.

Please. Chris Pratt. Bad. Aziz. Bad. Harre Plaza. Like, huge question mark. No, I agree with you.

I want to like her, but I don't understand her schick. Right. Roblo, as I just talked about his. very bad. Nick Offerman is good. Amy Poehler is good. That doesn't make a good TV show. Do you like Rashida Jones? Yes. But you know, it's like the cons outweigh, the pros. I also, I have to say that like The Office is my absolute absolute favorite show. So I sided with that side of it. That's so interesting. You can't love both. You don't have space for both in your heart. No, it feels like everybody loves both. I cannot. Also, I'm fully prepared for the internet to go after me. They're like, Perks and Rec is so beloved. And that's fine, but I actually didn't get as much a stars weren't flag as I thought. So I'm feeling okay right now.

Okay, so we need to make sure everyone comes for you so that you know the consequences of your action. Please be gentle and rewatch Roblo in any scene in that series and you will understand. I would legitimately really funny in that show. I would wildly disagree with that. But you also have the Indiana angle. Okay, this is true. I have some love for Parks and Direct because it's set in Indiana and I'm a Hoosier and they may have a lot of Hoosier Easter eggs, okay? A lot of Indiana celebrities.

A lot of love for Indiana. And so that part of me cannot put up with... And Amelia, you're fine with this show, too? I mean, I like the show. I didn't like the first season, though. First season is objectively bad. It was trying to be like the office. No one, everyone's like, skip the first season.

That's like, and when you like, you say that, you're like, okay, that's bad. I mean, I get it. The office also has bad seasons, I will admit. Except I'm not going to lie, I could pretty much watch any season of the office and be satisfied. Agreed, agreed. I feel as though taking the two, like, sums of those TV. shows the office versus parks and rec. There's one obvious winner. And I won't hear other ones.

From either of you, too. Wow. Okay. I'll let it go because I love you. Next category is our Golden Globes takeaways. So Kate and Amelia, you guys were on Instagram, you're on Twitter. You were really involved in this year's Golden Globes. What are your takeaways? We were a little too involved in the year's Golden Globes, you could say. We almost did this for worst take of the week. We almost did Kate's worst take of the week because I had a take this week, and the Internet punished me for it. This is going to be my favorite three minutes in this entire thing. I've talked about it a lot, and so I'm going to keep it short.

I tweeted about Timothy Shalmay, as I am wont to do. I tweeted about him a lot. Sent a lot of thirsty tweets during the Golden Globes. And one of them was a picture of Timmy's outfit. He wore a sparkly harness, which is just all you need to know. And I said, what you're hearing is the sound of Harry Styles, crumpling up the designs for his Matt Gala look and throwing them in the trash. Damn.

I was firing off. You know, I was in my feelings about it. I was like, he looks great. didn't think about it. Love Harry. As we all know, went to bed. At 8 p.m. on the top when the internet is just rising from the depths of hell. And I woke up to, it ended up being like 150 replies from Harry Styles fans absolutely furious with me. Like around the world, right? Around the world, different languages, memes, gifts, like, they were furious. They were like, this is what Harry wears to play Scrabble.

Wow. They were sending me memes of Harry. Like one of them was like him holding a cupcake and it was like shut up and take this like shut up the fuck up cake or something. I watched this unfold in real time. She did. She was sending me her favorite mean replies. That's incredible. It fueled me in such a way.

It's really hard to describe. I could not believe it. Also, what was the best was that it was all teenagers. It was all people under 17 just destroying you. They were. They were... Teenagers, yeah. They were organized.

They were absolutely, like, it was devastating. There were two or three times where you slacked me. You're like, what does this meet? Like, why are they calling me this? That's so funny. It was incredible. It was a new language that I... But then, yeah.

You got disowned by the Timmy fans, too. That was the worst part. That was the great twist. The twist was that originally it was Harry Styles fans mad at me for saying that this outfit was great on Timmy. And then Timmy fans started to get mad at me and saying, like, I quote, don't drag Timmy into this mess you created, and they were, like, tweeting at the hairy accounts being, like, we don't know her, she doesn't speak for us. Like, we stand both kings.

And, like, they were, like, retweeting each other, like, being mean to me. And so that one hurt. I was, like, eventually evicted from both fandom, which, you know are very important to me. And so now I need, like, new beautiful curly-haired boys to stand because I've lost my two sons. Right. That's why I feel better about Liz's worst take of the week, because that was also a bad take. And the internet. You paid for it.

Oh, yeah. I paid for it in full. Okay. Other Golden Globes take away, Amelia? Well, as we know, A Star is Born did not fare too well. Only one for shallow, which is just unfortunate, whatever. I'm over it. Glenn Close. We're so over it, clearly.

Yeah. But I will say this. Bradley Cooper showed up in a bold white tucks with arena shake on his arm. And I think it just proved to me that I only find him attractive as sweaty, alcoholic Jackson-Mane. Okay. Quick sidebar. Liz, you've now seen him as Jackson Maine. Mm-hmm.

What are your thoughts? Liz has actually seen a star is born now, you guys. Like, it's fine. I just think it's fine. Are you attracted to him as Jackson Maine? No. Oh my God. Okay.

Wow. Was that the takeaway of that movie where people attracted to him? Yeah. With the beard? Oh, my God. Oh, okay. That's no. You could smell him.

Yes. Yes, you could. And I wanted to smell some more. He looks like, I think, you're right, between Bradley Cooper's Frozen Face now and Bradley Cooper's Frozen Jackson-Mane face, maybe I'd pick the Jackson-Nor. But you're not into either. Okay, that's fine. But I just want to say, Arena, don't attend the Oscars. We don't want you.

We don't want you. You're bad luck. Yeah, that was tough. My only Golden Globe's takeaway, all I have written down is Julia Roberts. That's all I want to say. She looked absolutely beautiful. She looks amazing, like, during this whole homecoming last tour. Yeah, and she's doing the perfect amount.

of face fillers or whatever. Because she's like letting herself age, but in a way that's like clearly being helped. She's doing, she like learned from Nicole Kidman and Reese Witherspoon on Big Little Lies and was like, I'm going to do slightly less and like that's going to be the right amount. She's using her lawn comb deal. Right, exactly. Right, exactly. Julie Roberts, you're doing great.

Okay, this is T-Times biggest relationship news ever. Amelia, you go first. Okay, so we got news that the Bebes and Haley Baldwin, well, I guess Hays. Haley Bieber. They're technically already married, but apparently, according to TMZ, they weren't married in the eyes of God. So they are going... According to TMZ and Chris Pratt. Yeah. And Chris Pratt. They're going to be married in February or March. That's really... It's soon. It's soon. But they probably have such big teams of people that, like, you know, one individual person's on the flowers. Yeah. Did I see a headline that it was like, the dancers are

already preparing? Like, the trained dancers are preparing for their wedding. That was a headline somewhere. Does Justin Bieber do a musical number at his own wedding? I don't know. Fucking Nick Jonas did it. Oh. Okay. Well, two different people. Paws from that.

Yikes. Do you think it'll be a big white wedding? I, yes. Under God, we've been talking a lot about their religious beliefs. And it's got to be. She has got to be in a white dress. He's got to be in a tux, right? And maybe officiated by like Carl Lens of Hillsong.

Yeah, one of like the celad preachers for sure. Also, that's where Chris Pratt. And Catherine go to worship. Will Chris Pratt and Catherine be at their wedding? Probably, yeah. I'm going to say probably also. Really? Yes. Yeah. They're all buds, you know? Yeah. Just by the church.

Yeah. Okay. Other relationship news? Other relationship news. Shout out to my Aunt Jennifer for pointing this out over the holidays. Love you. Jennifer Garner's new boyfriend. This is what we talk about at the Hollowell Christmas. As you should.

Jennifer Garner's new boyfriend looks exactly like Michael Varton from Ailius, who she dated while on Ailius. She moved on from Bena. with like a younger version of her old ex-boyfriend. And I love it. She can do no wrong in my eyes. Oh, no. You're looking at me the way I look at you when I'm talking about the Kardashian. You'd be like, participate and care about this with me.

And I can't. I cannot do it. Okay, I'll just look at Amelia and ignore you. I just really want Jennifer Garner to be happy. And she has moved on with he is a CEO. Like a Burger King. Like a King of Burgers. Like a food CEO is perfect for her right now, I feel like.

You know, she's like so into food and cooking. I want her own show on like the Food Network. I want a goop kind of line. Yeah. You know? It's not for off. I feel like that could be in the realm. Yeah.

She's been making these pretend TV shows on Instagram. She is straight up quirky on Instagram. She does these weird voices, but I'm like into it. I'm like, okay, sure. Yeah. It's like if my mom had free reign and then like you had a video tape herself, like those would be the videos she's making. Yeah.

Yeah. So I just, I'm really into it. I want her to move on with this younger hot man. Yeah. I support it. Go off, Jennifer Garner. Great. Last relationship news, this is, we thought, much, much bigger news than it really is.

Turns out Miley and Liam are not having a baby, although all signs relating to, like, it's happening within the year or they're trying. There was a rumor that they were, and we went through and, like, analyzed all their wedding pictures. And honestly, like, it could have been true based on all the pictures. Although, does that show our collective age that we, like, I guess you do hold a bouquet kind of down. Yeah, that's true. But I did not realize that. But why would you need a bouquet in all the photos? Yeah.

She was just covering her stomach in so many pictures. I know. She was hugged up against him and like so many. I was like, are they hiding her stomach? It looks like they are. I was convinced. Yeah. Well, and I saw photos of her with a little pooch.

Yeah. And I was like, well, like usually that'd be like me on a Saturday. Right. After Topol. Right, exactly. But she, you know, is very fit. She's into Pilates. Yeah.

And this was just like, it was so obvious. and it was there and it was in a baggy shirt. And I was like, hmm. It's true. I know. And I think all three of us really want this to happen. So I think the news outlet that broke it like wasn't super legitimate. But we were like, yes, this is it.

They are pregnant. Anyway, she denied it they're not. But it could be coming soon. Yeah. Great. Okay. Next category is not worth the T. So these are things that we're going to touch on lightly but are not really worth

talking about too much in the celebrity world. Now watch us talk about them for an extended period of time. Okay, so West Side Story is being remade by Steven Spielberg. Do either of you have feelings about West Side Story? Do you like it? I feel like you're not musical people. Everyone's like, no. No, I like West Side Story.

You do. I do, yeah. I'm a big musical person. It's not my favorite, but I am excited for a remake. Well, yeah, I was. I was, too, until they cast Ansel Elgort. Whose greatest accomplishment is looking like a foot. Oh, my God.

Wow. I'm sorry. Amelia's best take of it. week. Thank you. We gotta expand my category. You guys have some insane opinions. Wait, do you think Ansel Elgord is hot? I have no comment. Oh my God, Liz. Liz is going to have some meaningful silence over here while we talk about Ansel Al Gore. Okay, so they cast him as Tony, and I was immediately out on West Side Story. But they cast a 17-year-old, quote-unquote, unknown, which I always feel like is kind of rude to call people unknown. Very rude. Rachel Zegler is her name, and she is so

talented. She has a YouTube channel doing all these covers of, like, amazing songs. And I'm like back in, but she deserves better than Ansel Al Gort. Yeah. So why is this not worth the tea because you're disappointed in West Side Story? Okay. Yeah. It's not worth the tea because it involves Anselaulgord. Exactly.

That's where I'm at. That's an automatic disqualifier. Well, I think this will be good because as we've seen in the past with unknown casting with Nikki Blonsky from the movie, Hairspray. Hopefully she'll be a Nicki Blonsky 2.0. I will get on board with that. I love hairspray. It's a great movie, yeah.

It's a great musical. Yeah. So I, yeah. So we're saying that we hope Rachel's neck. There falls in the footsteps of Nikki Blounts. And why didn't they cast Noah Centineo? Can he sing? Probably.

Probably. I doubt that. We're going to get actually on to Noah Centennial in just a moment. First up, Amelia, tell us about the Kardashian update. This is, it doesn't even matter because I thought it was already over. But Kim went on watch what happens live. I just said happens. I'm from Minnesota.

And she declared that her feud, the Kim Yee feud with Taylor was over. Wow. That's what happened. Bring the gong. I was so sick of those three names in one single headline. I am so happy that this is going to be buried. We've moved on. We're over it.

Let's get on to some new stuff. Great. Truly not worth the tea, yeah. Yeah. Last thing that's not worth the tea is Noah Centeno as a whole. This fucking guy. Okay, can we just like accept that like he really is like not a smart human? He's just a dumb, dumb.

Oh, my God. He's a pretty dumb dumb, and I fell in love with his face, but it turns out he is a huge. bum. He basically defended the worst human being on planet Earth, which is Logan Paul. Logan, I mean, how do we even describe this? Basically, Noah Centeno supported him over Twitter. He now deleted.

It's all you need to know. Like, we don't even need to go into what Logan Paul did. Yeah. Because, like, he's a trash human. Yeah. But just Noah, like, hire a better PR manager, like, take some online classes. I mean, his tweets themselves are horrible. Are so emo. He's so vague.

It's like he's been spending too much time with Jaden Smith. But, like, he's always been this way. and he's just dumb? Right. Like if Instagram is bad. He just... Can I read one of my favorite... Yes.

Tweets. Just because we've learned to count a four does not mean we can understand infinity. Oh my God. They're all... How long does it take to fall in love? Depends on how fast you jump. Oh, my God.

They're all... I want to love you. Listen to me. Let as you won't let me. Okay, one more. One more. God, nah. Never met the guy.

But if I had to guess, I'd say she's a soft pillow, a comfortable bed, and a warm meal. Maybe some good company in a bad time. Maybe they're the reason you were running late and didn't have that car crash. Is this one tweet? Maybe you're me. Yes, that's one tweet. And I don't understand what it means.

Those are going to be Chris Pratt's wedding boughs. Oh, my God. He's just so dumb. He's so dumb. Yeah, he's an idiot. And, like, Netflix should be concerned, I think. I know. I need him to go away until two other boys I love before the sequel comes out.

He needs to do some media training. I know. He really does. Noah Centennial, let us love you in a meaningful way. Okay. Our last topic of the week is T-Times' most unanswerable question of the week. Amelia, do you want to go first? Yes, so I just found this today, but most unanswerable question.

Why, Katie Perry, why can't you go on a break? I really love you. I was a Katie Cat. I mean, I still love your music. But she posted an old suspension report from her time at Santa Barbara Christian School on IG Stories and that it pretty much amounts to her Humping a tree and pretending it's Tom Cruise.

And she posted this of herself. Like she was like, here is this. Here it is. Me. I humped a tree. She was suspended. And she volunteered that information to the internet. I'm like, okay, cool.

What do you want me to take from this? You think her in Orlando Bloom are like sitting on a couch together on the Amalfi Coast and he's like, hey, babe, what are you doing? And she's like, I'm just nothing. And then you think he even looks at that post being like, what are we doing here? I like to think she was like, hey, babe, like, punch up this joke. And he was like, hey, change it to Tom Cruise instead of like some other actor. Like, they're, like, working on it together.

Yeah. And it's horrible. I need to know what Orlando Bloom's involvement in coming to. Oh, my God. Yeah. She just needs to take a break. You're right. Just take a break.

Yeah. Like, do less. Do a lot less. Yeah. Yeah, that's tough. Okay. Second unanswerable question is coming from me. And this is, why did Harper Beckham, who is seven years old, get a Barbara

Sturm facial. Okay, there are a lot of sub questions. That's the biggest one. Why did she get it? Explain Barbara Stern to me, please. So Barbara Sturm, I think, is like within him. Got it. It's a very high-profile celebrity facialist.

Her treatments are roughly like $450 to $800. She's known for these vampire facials, which basically take your own blood. A Kardashian. Kim did that a few years ago. Yeah, a lot of doctors do it, but she is known for it. So you go to her for very intense treatments, is I guess what I'm saying. And obviously, like, so she's a child. I'm not going to, like, shit on this completely.

So this is obviously a spa day that Victoria, her mom, and her were at. But to be seven, and there's a picture of her posted, like, all you have to do is just rub some, like, warm water and setafil or, like, a dove bar. And then that would count just as much to Harper Beckham as whatever Barbara Stern put on her face. Yeah. I don't even know if she has any products that could be put on a tub bar. child's face. Right. Yeah. It's like almost worse to put the products on the child's face. It would do more harm than good, I feel like. That's my question is why? Why? I don't. I don't know either. Or just like don't promote it on Instagram. You know? Yeah. That's just weird. It just goes to

show you know like Blue Ivy is getting these treatments. Like I don't know what's happening with the celebrity. Oh my God. I would read an article about like celebrity child skincare. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah. I wonder. It would be so stupid. Agreed. I would read it. Right. That's my unanswerable question. All right. Kay, what's yours? Okay. So this week. Nicole Cliff, who is a personal favorite Twitter personality, calling her that feels like dumbing it down. But that's what I love about her. She tweeted, who on Game of Thrones would you bang based on looks alone?

So just for the record, we're almost done with this podcast. So mom and dad, you can just log off now. I can't be held responsible for where this discussion's going to go. Amelia has not watched Game of Thrones. I've seen one episode. And I know who the characters are. Wait, can I ask what episode have you watched? It was like one in the middle, like the fifth or fourth season.

You don't remember anything about it? Oh wait, no, no, wait, I do, I do. It was when the little girl who owns the island with her coat. Oh, okay. Mormont. What is it? I don't know. I'm a Mormon.

Oh, sure. With the coat. Yeah, she had like a really big coat and she was like, uh, armies. You can have my army or something. Okay, yeah. Yeah, so that's, okay. That's passable, I suppose. And I do know about Hodor, but anyway, sorry.

Okay. What else do you need? Okay, so we're going to tell you basically what to look forward to. So, like, maybe take notes. excited. Liz and I are going to decide. So there were a thousand answers to this tweet. And they were all like, yeah, sure.

You know? Yeah. When you told me about that this was going on on Twitter, I was like, obviously it's John Snow. I don't get why everyone's debating it. And then you named about eight to ten other characters. I was like, nope. Wait, so who did you guys name?

So I personally, I was like, the obvious answer is Jamie. That's not exactly obvious. But yeah, I mean, he is. Which is how, you know, this is a good unanswerable question because there are like 10 different answers where you're like. like, oh shit, maybe that's right. You should be Google imaging these right now. You should be.

Well, no, I don't help. Jamie is the twin zest. Yeah, right. Yeah. Okay, but it looks low. Okay, sorry. I'm sorry. True.

So that was my pick. Who was your pick? Okay, I mean, mine was John Snow, and then you started naming Oberin was my other pick. Oh, yeah, great choice. Yeah. Who's, and now I feel like Amelia, who's that guy? Is it Jason Mamoa?

He was a popular pick. There were like a thousand right answers. Yeah. The Jason Mamo, though, is important that I want it. Pre-Aquaman because now he's just kind of annoying. Before he was like this like mysteriously, like no one has ever looked like this before. And I like, I don't understand it, but I love it. And now it's like, screaming right now.

They're not listening anymore. But yeah, but now he's like Aquaman. Yeah. But I agree. He was a great answer. I mean, like John Snow. So everyone on Twitter had a different opinion. Everyone on Twitter had a different opinion.

And all of them I was like, sure. Agreed. I asked some ringer staffers. Miles Surrey. Not to be too heteronormative, but I was like, Miles, like, give me a woman. He said Eagrit, which I was like, yeah, he was like, she can shoot me with an arrow any day. I was like, amen. Marjorie is a popular one.

I was like, uh-huh. You're right. There are literally too many characters. There are too many hot characters. Who is this guy in the towel? Oh, him. I choose him. Just save for the record.

Amelia just held up a picture of, I believe his name's Mikhail Huisman is how you pronounce it. He plays Dario Naharis, number two. Sure. I sketch all the things that I said It's him. Yeah, he circles in a towel in that picture. You should all Google. He's literally just gripping the towel.

It's, yeah, I just Googled hot in the throne. Describe everything we just said. This is an answer. Dario number two, that's the correct answer. So, Amelia, that's what you have to look forward to. Just fast forward to him, actually. Sounds like a blend. That was such a good note to end on.

That was. Okay, that's all we got for this week. And it on an embarrassingly thirsty note as we like to do. Thanks for listening. Yeah. This has been Tea Time. I'm Liz Kelly.

I'm Kate Hallow. And I'm Amelia Weddemeier.