The Press Box - Happy Mother's Day to Our Moms, Goldie Hawn, and No One Else | Tea Time

Episode Date: May 10, 2019

The first Monday in May came and went; we go over best dressed, worst dressed, and iconic after-party moments (1:19). Tea Time–approved movies to watch with your mom this Mother's Day (18:50). It turns out Taylor Swift shares the same pop culture interests as a lot of people on Twitter (26:30), and who wakes up and eats salad for breakfast (30:30)? Hosts: Liz Kelly, Amelia Wedemeyer, and Kate Halliwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I'm Liz Kelly. I'm Kate Hollowell. And I'm Amelia Weddemeier. And today we are recapping the Met Gala. We're discussing Taylor Swift's Entertainment Weekly cover. And we're doing a very special Mother's Day tribute to our most loyal listeners. Yes. Shout out Tea Time moms.

Yeah. Are you really our only loyal listeners? Every time you hear the bell, we have to change topics no matter what. And now let's fill the tea. Okay, first category is tea time checks in with last week we previewed the Met Gala. We tried to figure out what the theme camp was. I don't know that I'm any more clear on what it is now. Briefly, like your Twitter thread helped, Amelia.

Thank you. Seeing like 400 outfits helped a little bit. Yeah. We're here to recap Monday night. So we're going to do first, best dressed. What did you guys think? I mean, right off the bat, Billy Porter and Lady Gaga. Yeah, you have to say.

I'm surprised anyone else showed up after that. Yeah. up had four different outfit changes in like literally three minutes. It's incredible. She like, it was like performance art. She like walked up the red carpet, had guys with umbrellas. She was shedding gown. It was. It was art pop, if you will. It was. That was great. Thank you. Thank you. And then right after that, Billy Porter rolled in on a literal dais, like covered in gold, carried by six gold shirtless men. She got their Broadway actors. Oh, are they? Oh, I like that. The only way to pluck them, pluck men to carry you in. It's tough to be. It's tough to be

be the third person after those two. Extremely. Yeah. Serena Williams was like the next one. She looked great. She did. I love the sneakers. It's tough timing.

But sure. Sure. Yeah. She was great. Ezra Miller, I thought was great. He came pretty late. He had like eyes painted onto his face. Oh, him.

Yeah. Looked like actual eyes. So, wow that like literally you couldn't tell which one was his eyes. And then Casey Musgraves was a Barbie. Yeah. With a working hair dryer purse. That is amazing. Which I would like.

I want one. I need those on the market tomorrow. The hairdriar purse? Yeah. Yeah, I agreed. Amelie, do you have any best dressed? Yes, I love Lupita. She was like rainbow.

Of course. It was really fun. I enjoyed it. And then also, El Fanning. Like, I'm so happy you put this one down. I love her so much. Me too. Wait, question though, for the room, has she superseded Dakota or was she always better than Dakota?

That's tough. Dakota's really good in Sioux Home Alabama. That was potentially her last good role. But definitely at this point, yes, she's like far and away above. I always love how she looks. And she does these great, like, indie film, I just, I love her. When she, like, cornered the indie beat, I think she, like, very quickly rose. Yeah, and at the MacGala, she did this amazing, like, 60s, like, do-eyed look.

Her eyes were made to be, like, the twiggy mascara. Yes. Yeah, she liked amazing. She had a manicure, too, that had, like, keychains on each finger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You should check out our own Halawell's piece on The Ringer.com. She did, like, some one dozen losers on the site for the MacGala. I did do that.

The next category is barely on theme, but still amazing. I don't know how to decipher any of these people, like, who is barely on theme? Yeah, well there were some people where I didn't think they were on theme. I thought they were just wearing a pretty sparkly dress. And then they would post on their Instagram and show that they were like copying, like an iconic like campy diva from like the 60s. So that's what happened with Gemma Chan. She did Elizabeth Taylor. Sertia Ronan just showed up in like this like dragon, sort of like Chinese inspired.

Like huge like shoulder piece dress. She looked amazing. And then I know you had a couple that you were a fan of. Yeah, Lucy Boyden who has been on a tear in like late 2018. it's 2019. I still like I'm not confident I know who she is or what she does, but she looks amazing every time. She was like... In the process

of forgiving her for being Romney Malix's girlfriend. I know. We have to forgive her. She had this like light gray, blue hair. She was like sequins and feathered. She just looks like an erythriol, like, fairy. I don't know if that was camp. That's why I put her in the like, maybe not on theater. Yeah, yeah. And then Zazzy Beats also. There was two people that did like the

half classically male, classly female look. She had like tuxedo in the front and then like a wedding dress in the back. I'm not sure if that's camp, but she looked amazing. Then the worst dressed, first up, is our very own Christianer. I don't know what or who she consulted. The woman was in a blonde wig. She was.

And a very cleavage-burying, like, navy jumpsuit. And she looked, like, not great. Yeah, thank you, Amelia. Really, really bad. I didn't really want to say it for it. No, I'm sorry. No, she looked horrific. The fake tan.

It was all that. She had, like, a white coat over, like, a prom-dress jumpsuit. Yeah. And like very heavy blue eye makeup and yeah, overly tan, blonde. It was really bad. Other one is Haley Bieber and putting her in this category, not because she looked bad. She's beautiful. But like I don't get, like, she should have done the Casey Musgraves, like Barbie theme.

Yes. She was going to look like a Barbie. Right. She was just wearing like a skin tight, light pink dress with a thong in the back. She did like the classic model like, I just want to wear something skimpy. Yes, exactly. Also, real quick, it was extremely evident in the pictures of her how insanely tan she was. Thank you.

So shout out to Amelia who called that last week. She was so concerned about Haley, we were skin cancer. Okay, other in the worst dress category? Yeah, I mean, Jared Leto has never half-assed anything in his life. And, like, props to him for that. He showed up carrying his own head, as you do at the mech out, apparently when you're Jared Leto. It was fine. He was wearing like a red, like, tunic dress thing.

And then he just had his own head. Everyone was taking pictures with it. Honestly, he looked better than 99% of the other men that were there. He's also just going to, like, haunt my nightmares for, like, the next couple weeks. So I just had to put him on the worst dress. Other macgala thoughts, Amelia? So Kim came to the gala. I'm going to pronounce this name wrong, but Tiri Mugler dress.

Sure. Go for it. And it was like, like, there's a picture of Sophia Loren, and she's coming out of the water wearing, like, a wet t-shirt dress. And so that was the inspiration. And so it was, like, dripping with, like, crystals and, like, oh, water. But the real thing going on that we need to talk about is the size of her fucking waste. It is like, we're talking like 18th century waste.

It was wild. It's like, Dean of course, I know, she was. Oh, my God. And then it was so bad. And the internet was like so puzzled by it. Her trainer had to come in, but it was like, this woman works hard for this waist. Like, she didn't have like any alterations to her body like a surgery because that's how extreme it looked. So someone wrote, it's insulting to our intelligence to pretend that this is from a plant-based diet.

Not from getting actual ribs removed. And honestly, yeah. I agree. It's kind of scary. I don't like it. Because I've never, like, she's obviously, she has an hourglass shape. Sure. You could say that, yes.

But this is to, like, an extreme that I've never seen before. Me either. I keep trying to decide if, like, it's just her butt makes it look smaller. Freaky, though. Yeah. Her after party look was also, like, extreme. They're, like, way cinching. But this time, like, all the drip the crystals were, like, on her head.

They're everywhere as well. I was actually really into her after party. look. I was like, get after it. Yeah. Also,

just speaking of of the after party, a lot went down, my dear sweet Harry Styles, who showed up in like, I mean, it was fine.

It was black, which I got a lot of shit on the internet for saying he was going to wear it. And he wore it. And it's fine. He had like both nips out so like,

you know, it's fine. He like tried a little bit. He looked good. But he showed up in the after party. He had like pants up to said nips and a huge bow tie. And,

So first he, like, took some pictures with Alexa Chung, who was rumored to be his ex-girlfriend. I think they're just friends. Sure. They go way back. Either way. And then he ended up hosting it like an impromptu after-party with Kendall Jenner. What the hell was that? That is weird.

They first went to the Kardashian after-party. Or at least Kendall did. And then they decided to do an after-after party at a hotel. So it was like, Gigi showed up, like, a bunch of other people. And that was the one that they like left at like 6 a.m. And the way the news outlets covered it was like they co-hosted an after-party and reading. And reading that, I was like, what the hell? I thought they didn't talk to each other since, like, 2012.

Right. Yeah, no, they're friends. He was, like, at her birthday party, like, last year before. I know, but that makes me sad because back when I thought Harry Styles was purely straight, which is neither confirmed or denied, like, what he is. But this makes me sad because it feels like maybe they won't get back together, which I was really hoping for. They're a very cute couple.

Yeah, no, I think they're, like, platonically co-hosting parties. So you're a Hendell Shipper. For sure. Oh, my God. There's, like, five photos of them that's kind of getting off topic that were, like, ever taken of the two of them together and they were on a ship with his mom. Yes, yes, the ship is. I guess it's a really long hair.

Look at those a lot. And then the one other after party thing, Kate. Oh, there was a video that went semi-viral of fucking Katie Perry. She showed up to the Megal in like a chandelier outfit, which, okay. And then her after party looks, she showed up as a giant sparkly hamburger. I kind of loved it. Yeah. Honestly, I was kind of into it too.

And it's hard to describe it. Literally, she's just wearing a huge hamburger. And it's hard to sell tea time on Katie Perry anyway, so I'm really sure. shocked and appalled that we're so on board. But she took off the hamburger gown in the bathroom. She had it on the floor while she was using the bathroom, I'm sure. She had like a little sparkly lettuce dress on when she had attention to detail.

And so there was this video of her friend taking a picture of her trying to like get back into the burger. And she was like crouching down like trying to wiggle into it. And the camera pans up and J-Lo just like swans into the bathroom. And like with literally a huge feather bow over her shoulder

like strutting in and they go, hey J-Lo. And she goes, hey babe. And like looks down at Katie Perry, still trying to like, struggling. Squish into this hamburger and just like flounces away. I was like, oh my God. Incredible stuff. Okay, next category is this week in social media.

The first thing on the outline, I didn't bother to look up because I wanted Kate to explain this thoroughly. Kate, go for it. I love when I open the outline and people have just given things to me that they know I want. So Chris Evans, who recently on Twitter was like talking about he's the most responsible Chris, he's like, who needs to be the hottest Chris when you're the most responsible Chris?

Yeah. He crashed his 20-year high school reunion this weekend, which they say crashed. Everyone's like, he crashed it. I'm like, he RSVPed. Yeah. So, again, very responsible. Apparently it was a last minute RSVP, but he still did it. Oh, my God.

And so he showed up at the Lincoln Sudbury Regional High School at Conrad's restaurant. Very small graduating class. What city was this in? It's in Massachusetts in Sudbury. Okay. Okay. And there are like 50 people in this group photo. So maybe he just went to a really small school

But he showed up He had a name tag that just said Chris That is incredible And just all these people took pictures with him He's wearing just like this cardigan Just being Chris Evans People celebrities love to do that Which I would too

I can't fault them for it But like go back to your high school reunion Kim did this There's a whole episode on keeping up the Kardashians Like go back to your high school Especially a small one like this Just be like hey guys remember me Chris

And then just do like a long stare Yeah somebody was like Imagine like rolling into your high school graduation being like, oh, I've such a great life. I'm going to flex on my classmates and then Chris Evans shows up. You're like, God damn it. Speaking of flexing, our girl, Tyra Banks, she is 45 years old. She made history this week by being the oldest model to be on the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition cover. She first appeared on the cover in 1996.

Wow. And then a year later made history in 1997 because she appeared solo on the cover, which is a big deal because it was the first solo cover. for any black women in this publication's history. And then two decades later, she's back. She looks better than never. She looks fucking amazing. She looks great. She's 45 years old.

She looks at me. I just love Tyra. Tyra Bags, bow down. I love A&TM. I love the Tyra show. Like what she was like, kiss my fat ass. She's also like a sneaky billionaire. Like she is worth so much money.

She looks crazy. That's like my only note. Okay. Yeah, no, she looked great. Great stuff. Who, I guess, also, actually, I don't like him. Yeah, there's no way to do it. This actually should have gone in, like, not worth the TV.

It's fine. James Charles, the makeup YouTube star, I'm sure you know who he is, was at, he was invited to the Metball. And he took to Instagram to be like, this is a step in the right direction by getting invited to the Metball for influencer representation. I want to die. Yeah. Like, there's some second-class citizen group, which is.

Oh, God. Too much to handle. So I don't, we can move on. We can move on. The poor man for being so in tune and like so online got so roasted for this. I know. And every platform. I actually did not know who he was.

And I was like, why are people being so mean to this kid? And then I looked about it. I was like, okay. Yep. Yep. Yep. Horrible. Okay, before we keep going, we have to take a brief pause to talk about our sponsor.

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Okay, moving back into Tea Time. This is Tea Time's biggest relationship news ever. We got some engagements of marriages. We've got some pregnancy news. And then we talk about Wendy Williams. So first thing is Gina Rodriguez. She got married this weekend on May 4th to Joe Lo Cicero, right, Kate? That's how we deem that.

That's how you pronounce. set. Thanks for pulling me into that potential mispronzie. Yeah, just going to drag you down with me. They met when he played a stripper on Jane the Virgin in 2016, a classic lover's tale. And then I actually just saw them again last night in the Netflix movie, Something Great. He has like a teeny tiny cameo at a birthday party. Justin Baldoni officiated because, of course, he did. That's great. And that's really all the info that's come out. She Instagrammed one time.

It was a beautiful ceremony and congrats them both. The other thing I have very little info on is that Hillary Duff, As of this morning is engaged to Matthew Coma. Wow. Big news. Is it? Yes, it's big news. It's big relationship news.

That's the category title. You're right. She gave birth to her first daughter with him, but then her second child six months ago. They've been dating for about two years. And he's actually part of the band Winnetka Bowling League, which came on the ringer room like last week. Yeah. That video will be posted in June. So that's like all the news I have.

There's like one degree of separation between us and Hillary. You could say that. Just for the record. basically best friends. Yes. Okay, Amelia, what's your news? Okay, so this is just the only sad one of the week. Wendy Williams' estranged husband is asking for child support, even though their kid is 18.

This could have also got a not worth the teeth. A lot of the news this week could have got a not worth the teeth. This is stupid. It's so dumb. This man is just the worst. He's trying, and it's just like, no one likes you. You need to go away. Yeah.

Like, go be with your baby mama. Because he's the cheater, right? He's the cheater who got, like, another lady pregnant. And then she went on, like, a downward spot. She was in like a halfway house or something. I can't believe. For sober living. Sorry, not halfway house. I can't believe I'm saying this, but like, protect Wendy Williams.

Someone help her. Seriously. So that's so dumb. You don't get child support. Okay. Their relationship is? Oh, yes. Sorry, sorry.

I'm just, okay. Blake lively is pregnant with her third child with Ryan Reynolds, who is not hot. But so, yeah, they showed up to the detective. a Pikachu premiere, and she was wearing yellow, which I thought was funny. Yeah. And she was pregnant. Like really showing. Yeah, really showing.

And she looked great. I feel bad because we discussed, like, them being on the rocks because they haven't been photographed in a while. And that is because they have a baby on the waist. We thought they were breaking up. We posited that they could be. Yes, it was a red flag we had discussed. And also, Blake lively looks incredible pregnant.

She does. We are like iffy on Blake Lively, typically. who skipped the Met Gall, by the way. I'm extremely cheated. Yeah. But yeah, she just really looks great, pregnant all the time. So she should just quit acting and be pregnant all the time. Very feminist take from you.

Next up, Amy Schumer had a baby on the same day, an hour and a half before Megan Markle. Yes. Wow. Jam session did a full emergency podcast on the Royal Baby, so like we're only going to skim over it. But Archie Harrison, Mountbatten Windsor was born this week. Megan Markle is 37. Amy Schumer is 37. And on Amy Schumer's stand-up show, she joked about how she was like, I think Megan Markle and I are pregnant, like, to the day, like, the same amount.

Oh, my God. And she was like, I'll tell you who it's not being fun pregnant with at the same time is Megan Markle. So she's just said all these jokes about, like, how she and Megan Markle are the exact same amount pregnant. And yeah, she had a baby an hour and a half before. And then the universe was like, ha, ha, ha, ha. Exactly. Also, walking to the hospital to give birth, Amy Schumer went to the Met Gallo location and walked up the stairs. everyone was still setting up.

She looked wonderful. You know, she's in like a T-shirt and stuff pants. Crops to Amy Schumer. And she named her baby Jean. Justina. Oh. Our next category. This is, as we said,

dedicated to T-Times. Most loyal listeners, in the beginning, probably our only listeners. You may piss off all of them during the course of this segment. Indeed. Indeed. Mother's Day is this Sunday.

I'm sure we're going to get just a ton of celebrity Instagram and our own person. Everybody has people in their lives that post like the throwbacks. Anyway, so the first thing. we're talking about is good mom-friendly movies that we like. So these are either movies that are moms like or perfect movies to watch with your mom. It's not too much sex. There's not too much swearing. Tough, tough to find. Comfortable to be like right next to them on the couch viewing.

Right. Amelia. Do you want to go first? Yes. So I put anything by Nancy Myers. Can't go wrong. You know, she's just cornered that market. It's complicated. Something's got to give. Oh, yeah. The parent trap? Great film. Great. Yeah, so just pull on a pair of, like, Eileen Fisher drawstring pants. Yes, my mom loves Eileen Fisher. And just a bottle of wine. A nice, like, cardigan robe where it's, like, not quite a sweater, not quite a robe.

Guys, we are creating your weekend plans. You can think of us. You don't have to think about what to do with your mom. So you just take notes. Kate, what's yours? I slightly misunderstood this prompt. It's okay. It's okay.

My mom friend of the movie was Lady Bird, which I know is basic because it came out recently. But I chose this because it's the best mom movie that my mom has ignored. the million times I've told her to watch Lady Bird. I've told her, she's like kind of into movies. I'm like, Mom, you got to watch Lady Bird. Mom, watch Lady Bird. You know what's great? Lady Bird.

Hey, you're taking a plane ride this weekend? You know we should watch Lady Bird. Hasn't watched Lady Bird. It's because you're not in Indiana. She's just missing you all the way over here in L.A. It's true. It's true. She knows it would be too much.

So yeah, mom, if you're listening to this, which you are, watch fucking Lady Bird. Okay, my mom's favorite movie to watch is the blind side. It's like really good. My brothers play football. It's like that whole, you know, connection. Sandra's great in it. four weddings and a funeral.

Like that whole era is, I think, the last movie that, like, my mom is interested in. Like, I'm not sure what she has seen in the last decade. But she also made me mention that 1997 was the last time that me and her got to control the television and not turn off sports. So you are right. That's incredible. And now our mom's favorite celebs slash celeb crushes. This was illuminating. Did you ask your mom specifically or did you already know?

No, I had no idea. These were a surprise. Oh, I definitely did not tell my mom this was happening. I don't plan to. Okay, go for it. It'll be a fun surprise. Yeah. Okay, so first of all, I have to say that I remember the very first time that I found out that my mom had a crush on a celebrity.

Wow. I was like, I was like maybe in like fifth grade. And I pretty sure it was when Troy was coming out and Brad Pitt was on like all the magazines ever. And I remember she'd said something where she thought Brad Pitt was hot and I could knock it over it. This is how well is thousands of miles away screaming at her iTunes rating be like, no, okay. And I remember I, like, plagued my siblings and I for literal weeks. We were like, Dad, did you know that mom thinks Brad to put this high? And he was like, yeah, like, literally everyone in the known world thinks Brad Pitt did this hot.

But, like, it doesn't bother you. So anyway, my mom actually has great taste in celebrities. Her huge celebrity crush is Simon Baker from The Mentalist. I had to look that up. Who's the mom guy? Yeah. Sure, sure. Also a big Robert Redford fan.

Who isn't? Loves Idrisalba as well. Great choices. My mom has extremely good taste. Go to mom. Yeah. And I did ask her about this. So she has approved of these answers.

Her first son is Dustin Hoffman, which, okay, you go, mom. Sure. And then she goes, but I have upgraded to Colin Firth and Denzel Washington. Incredible. Also, pretty respectable choices. Also, she threw on Hugh Grant at the end because, you know. Why not? Like I said, those movies are like Hugh Graham and baby.

Right. Okay, Amelia. Go ahead. Tell us yours. I actually didn't ask my mom. I just like know that one time, several times, we've turned on the TV to watch like the voice. And she's like, that Adam Lambert. Wait, Adam Lambert and Adam Levine.

Oh my God, I said Adam. I'm not to say, my mom loves Adam Levine too. I can't believe I did that. I can't believe I did that. Adam Levine loves him. Do they know what Adam Levine looks like? Yes. Because they watch the voice.

I have another story. I'm so sorry. My grandparents also watched the voice and love Adam Levine. And one time I was at their house and they were talking about tattoos and they're like kind of like very, you know, sort of just like not into tattoos, very older. And they were like, but you know who really pulls off tattoos is Adam? And my grandpa was like, oh yeah, Adam looks really good. And I was like, is this like a family friend?

What? First name basin. This Adam whose tattoos they approve of. And then it turned out they're talking about their good friend Adam Levine on the voice. That's incredible. There's something about him that like Midwestern people really like. Totally. My mom like taped a Sunday morning CBS special of like Maroon 5 because she was like, oh yes, I really want to know about

Maroon 5. I was like, this is such a lie. You like Adam Levine. Oh my God. She's a huge Adam Levine. Sam, like your grandparents. I'm my mom. who I'm more confused or conflicted about.

Okay, movie nine. This is our favorite mom, daughter, celebrity duo. Yes. Okay, Kate, you go first. There were a lot of good choices. I decided to highlight Kate Beckinsale and Lily Mo Sheen, daughter of Michael Sheen and Kay Beacinale. Because they have the perfect mother-daughter's social media presence. All they do is just savagely roast each other on Instagram.

Just constantly. Wow. Like one of them will post like a sexy picture and the other one will just absolutely go to town in the comments and be like, you're an idiot. You're so ugly. Troublesome that both of them are posting sexy pictures. Well, yeah. Well, she's like 20. Yeah.

I was talking more about kids. No, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And they just have a great relationship like Sarah Silverman and like Michael Sheen. Oh, that's nice. And they're either roasting each other or roasting Michael Sheen, which is just the best way to bond with your mom is to just roast your dad. Also, Lily Mocheen, just a great sport.

Yeah. She's a great sport. Seriously. It's tough. It's got to be tough. Yeah. My favorite celebrity mom dog duo is Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson. So I was like doing some research because they're great for many reasons.

They're super close. They're both kind of hippie-dippy. It seems like Kate Hudson had just like an idyllic upbringing, like in the wealthy Malibu Hills. And she was recently like co-hosting, like guest hosting Ellen in January and Goldie Hawn came on the show to talk to her. They were discussing her new daughter, Ronnie. And they were talking about Goldie Haun has been in the room through every single one of Kate Hudson's children's births. And in fact, this most recent one for Ronnie, she was so close. close and Goldie Hawn got up on Ellen and was like displaying how she was saying over the doctor.

And the doctor at one point she was so close turned around and was like, if you get any closer, you are going to fall in, so I need you to back up. And they were just laughing at that. It was so funny. And then later they were talking about how they're both very sweaty women, which is like, okay. I get that, yes. Amelia actually talks about this a lot too. So maybe you're like, Goldie Hawn's your daughter too.

I'm just like sweaty. I'm just a sweaty. I'm just illuminating. You talk about that a lot. I do. You never heard her talk about that? Oh, for it. Oh, that I've seen.

You're right. And then Kate Hudson was like, oh, we probably just have a lot of pheromones. And then Golihan goes, yeah, we're strong women. I was like, yeah. There you go. That is how you should see that. Hell yeah. Okay, last favorite celebrity solo duo?

Yes. Another strong female duo, I would say, is Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds, who are both iconic in their own, right? Both very sassy ladies, as I remember. Carrie Fisher, well, they both, they both died. And it was like crazy because. Carrie Fisher died and then Debbie died like days later of a broken heart. It was insane.

But like Carrie was like buried in like what a Prozac? Yeah, she knows. Like that's just like that is the energy I wanted channel. There's such a good documentary about both of them that went that went alive like a couple weeks after they died. Oh my God, I'm so emotional. I need to watch it. I highly recommend. They're kind of sad.

So happy Mother's Day. Yes. To everyone listening. Sorry. Okay. Next category. is not worth the tea. Almost everything could have been thrown in here this week.

Amelia started us off. Okay, so Kristen Bell, she hung out with the sloth yet again. That's really, that's all there needs to be said. Did she cry again? No, because she's hung out with so many, yeah. And she's like, we get it. It became like an iconic story when she like hysterically started crying like really freaked out, right? When Dach Shepard.

Yeah, and then she was on Ellen and she started crying again. It's like, we get it you like sloths. Yeah. I'm glad she's gotten over her struggles. Yeah, that's not worth the tea. Other news, stop asking Brad Pitt if he's getting back together with Jennifer Aniston. That is wild. This week, he was like walking to his car in a paparazzi.

He was like, I got to ask you. Everybody wants to know, are you and Jen getting back? And all he said, he like kind of laughed, like, kind of, and goes, oh, my God. I was like, felt so bad. Also, it's like, you can't speak it into existence. You got to let them do it and find themselves because I too want them to get back together. But like, you got to be cool about it. Also, like, what paparazzi is going to ask that and be like,

He'll be like, you know what? I've never told this to anyone else, but I feel I'm a real connection with you. I'm going to tell you right now, yes, we are. Yeah, stop. Ask him about it so they could get back together. And also, I know why celebs like punch and assault pommarazzi now because they're annoying and they ask dumb questions like that. I know. I know.

Other things not worth the T-K? Taylor Swift is on the cover of Entertainment Weekly as of like 20 minutes ago as we were recording this. So the cover, she has all these buttons on her jacket. And they're like the most basic pop culture things. Like if you've ever been on like a dating app and you've seen someone's like dating profile and they're like, only talk to me if you like the following shows. And it's like, Game with Thrones, Friends, SVU, the office. And they like think that's like the most incredible thing. That's like kind of what this was.

Those were all the pins on her jacket, including a cat's pin, which of course. But then in the inside, she listed all these other topics and interests. And I feel really attacked because I feel like, well, we were talking about at work that they feel like she just like went on pop culture Twitter and liked all of the things that people like to talk about on Twitter. So she loves Phoebe Waller Bridge, apparently. She talks about Fleabag and Killing Eve. How dare you, that's mine. She's coming for you, Kate. She is King Princess.

Love King Princess. And then she also said, Drake, Lawnadale Ray, Ciara, Taylor Parks, Sally Rooney, and Britney Spears's laughter. Whoa. Just like one would be like, I'm meme aware. Yeah, tough. Okay. So yeah, Taylor's not worth the tea continually. Other musicians not worth the tea.

This feels mean that this is on here, but we can say it. There's new music tomorrow from Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber. We haven't heard it yet. We've heard like 10 seconds of it. It sounds exactly like you think it's going to sound. Yeah. Look out for that. Last thing, not worth the tea is war paint is a company.

And the makeup line, it's makeup for men. It's been around for a while, but they're recently under fire online because they have this new campaign launching in a new ad, weird shows a very tattooed muscular man, like, he's showering, he's like, furiously, like, washing his face in his big man hands. He puts on a skull ring, like a huge ring that's like a close-up shot. And then it goes, like, you know, makeup for men. And the website, I took a look around. The makeup is all black and, like, modern looking. It's like white print, like very minimalistic. And the tagline is, we couldn't find a makeup brand formulated specifically for men's skin, so we created one.

To which I say, there's a reason why there are like four and a half million reviews on Sephora. Women have done all the hard work. They have all the best makeup and you just wear that makeup. Seriously. You can put it in a little black bottle if you're like so subconscious. Like we did the hard work. We went through the CVS brand's years.

We walked so men could run with makeup. Take all of our best picks. This is not worth the teeth. Oh my God. Absolutely not. Agreed. Okay. Our next category is tea times

was unanswerable question of the week. This is puzzling. The first one. Why does Lowe Bosworth eat salad for breakfast? She was interviewed this week, as all celebrities are. Everyone wants to know what every celebrity eats for every meal. This one was actually like pretty interesting because she said that she eats a full bowl of salad, like consistently every morning full of salad, like consistently every morning full of.

veggies each day. And she said she knows that this is kind of weird. She did a poll on our Instagram the other week about how many other people enjoy salad for breakfast. And she said only 18% reported that they did. And that's a lie. That feels like a lie. Someone accidentally touched

the yes-and-a-you- trying to swipe through. Exactly. She said it's like a great way to incorporate vegetables into your diet. I'm like, Lil Bazard, there are other ways to incorporate vegetables into your diet. Two other perfectly good meals. Or like, it's just any other time of the day.

Well, yeah, she said she woke up craving vegetables. Oh, my God. Can you imagine her just being like, oh, my God, it's the morning and I just want an iceberg lettuce? I just like, what's going on? It's horrible. It's extremely puzzling. Okay, other questions, you guys? Yes.

So last night, I decided to watch the YouTube Red. Yes, you heard that right, YouTube Red, their premium. Channel. She's getting choked up. She doesn't so much. Cobra Kai, which I've never seen the karate kid. Oh, you've never seen it at all? No, but I know.

Get Bill Simmons in here. I want him to hear this. But I know, like, Mr. Miyagi. Sure. Swat. Yeah, exactly. And I binge the entire, almost the entire series. I have like two more episodes of season two left.

It's really good. And I highly recommend it. And why can't all reboots be like YouTube Reds? Cobra Kai. I'm wearing so much about this episode. Amazing. It's just really good. Well, I mean, it's like it's corny, but it's also like the characters are developed.

And it's not like a let's go back and redo this movie. It's like a continuation. And it's kind of more from like the bully's side. Oh. So that's like interesting. You know, it's like, oh, because you're made to hate this character. And now it's like, here he is, like 35 years later. And he's like kind of down on his luck.

And, you know, he's still a bully, but he actually has a backstory and, like, a heart and has lived kind of a harder life. And it's just like, it's interesting. I'm just like, yeah, reboots are tough. I haven't seen this new reboot, but it's difficult to sell people especially. Totally. It's such an iconic franchise. Sure. Yeah.

If you guys do watch Cobra Kai and then you want to listen to a recapables episode about it, we just ran one. Get that ring or blow. This week. So, yeah, check out the recapables feed. Nice. Okay. Endis Kate with your final unanswerable question. My unanswerable question is, why does it have to be important?

possible for people like me who hate horror to mute all It related content on social media. I hate horror movies to the point where I do not watch the trailers. I don't want to see the GIFs. I don't want to see the autoplay videos on Twitter. I don't want to see you talking about it. I don't want to see the screenshots of the naked old person from It Chapter 2 from the trailer today that I've seen all over my social media because I can't mute the word it. You haven't gotten this fired up in wild.

I really hate it. I feel so attacked. This happened during the last It movie too. I've like muted like hashtag It chapter 2, hashtag it movie. I've tried and people are still tweeting this shit. And it just, I hate it a lot and I feel attacked and I don't like it. Well, it's difficult. If you mute the word it, it doesn't that?

Yes. But mute everything, yeah. So you can't mute the word it. Right. So this shit pops up. That's my unanswerful question. Why can't I? Or name it's something different.

I don't know. So anyway. Great question. Stop tweeting gifs of. scary scenes from it without hashtagging them with the appropriate hashtag. On curiosity, what else have you made it? I didn't even know you could do that. I'm not on Twitter much.

I muted. What was another scary? Oh, I muted hereditary when hereditary came out. Everyone was like posting the videos of Tony Collette like up on the wall and like the girl with like the head. I don't want to spoil things, but like shoots her head chopped off anymore. Hereditary stance coming after you. Yeah, I meet horror-related stuff all the time. I fucking hate it.

Wow. Yeah. This is enlightening. What have you muted? I don't think I've muted anything. Oh, we guys got to meet stuff. Control your Twitter feed. Yeah, people stop talking about the movie It.

So Kate can live on Twitter. Okay. What a ride. That was the last category of tea time. Thank you guys so much for listening. Thank you, Kaya, to producer. I'm Liz Kelly. I'm Kit Howell.

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