The Press Box - Look What You Made Us Do: We’re Taylor Swift Stans Now? | Tea Time

Episode Date: March 8, 2019

Pete Davidson is back in a big way with a new tattoo and new public displays of affection (3:48). Ahead of her 30th birthday, Taylor Swift published a list in Elle that runs down 30 things she has learned (13:46). Emily Ratajkowski needs to pay her rent (20:16), and why 'Triple Frontier' is a movie made with women in mind (23:56). Hosts: Amelia Wedemeyer, Kate Halliwell, and Liz Kelly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Streaming now on Hulu. What's up, guys, and welcome to Tea Time. This is a weekly pop culture podcast on the Ringers. your podcast network. I'm Liz Kelly. I'm Kate Hallowell. And I'm Amelia Wademeyer, and today we're going to talk about Taylor Swift's L interview, all the bachelor names we could find, and why Triple Frontier is a movie for women. For the women. Every time you hear the bell, we have to change topics. And now let's fill the tea. Okay, first category. As always, tea time checks in with, Kate, take it away. The Jonas Brothers are back. We kind of brought them up last week when they were about to

debut, their new song. It's out. It's called Sucker. And the whole music video is just like their wives and girlfriends. Yeah. It's Sophie Turner, Pryanka Chopra, and Danielle Jonas. Oh, I like that. You know what up. Merging. Cute get for Danielle Jonas. She's the main beneficiary of this comeback. Completely. Yeah. She's like strutting her stuff in that video with Sophie Turner and Pryokotrora. She's just glad that Kevin has a job. She's thrilled. Honestly, I love it. I love that she's next to these like two over famous women when she came out from the depths of obscurity from like suburbia in New Jersey to film this music video.

It's really great. Yeah. And I like that there was like a little bit of rumor that like Nick was going to be the new frontman. I kind of like that they've stuck with Joe. Yeah. He just has like his own, you know. I still ride for Joe and I didn't even care about them too much, but Nick Jonas just doesn't do it for me. Same.

I think it's just high. Maybe that's why me and you agree on that. I mean Joe is also short, but yeah, I agree. Yeah. And they've been doing like a week long residency on James Gordon and like doing all these skits and blah, blah, which I personally am not a huge fan of because Harry Styles did it first and did it better. Yeah. But I'll allow it and they're back. It's fine.

Wait, can we just talk about how, like, the music video starts out? It's like people in a clown car, running up to some castle. It's like something Maroon 5 would have done in 2015. And also, it's the castle from the favorite, which is extremely important. Okay, because I was like, this really looks like the favorite, what is going on. It's exactly the same. Okay, wow, interesting. So if you want to Prochabra to be in the favorite, congratulations.

And now she is. Okay, other people we're checking in with. We're back with J-Lo and Joanna Gaines News. I'm not even left this die. And fortunately for me, they were just photographed in Malibu at this fixer upper, in huge quotes, fixer upper of J-Lo and A-Rodds. They had TV cameras following them everywhere, which obviously means this will be televised. Right. Like a special.

For the record, J-Lo has said, quote, we got a little fixer upper next to the water. And then, quote, it's really a house that needs work. In Melbourne. I was like this so many times I thought my eyeballs were going to fall out. I, this is like such a joke to me. But Joanna Gaines apparently is going to come in and insert whatever she, this exposed brick and whatever else we talk about. Oh, yes.

The light balls and the lights and the mason jars, the driftwood. I would watch that episode. I have to say, I want to see Joanne Gaines make over to Trio's house. It's a cute show in general. And I want to see Jalo take direction from someone. Like Joanna Gaines is going to have to be like, we should do this. Right. Like knock out that wall.

Yeah. Or I'm out. Yeah. Okay. Okay, but also, of all places, do you really want to be building a home in Malibu? The coastline is disintegrating as we speak. That's a problem for another day, but climate changes real people. In other news, other people who are back is going to step away from the mic.

I hate this. Oh, my God. Pete Davidson is back. He never left, but he's back again today. He comes back every single day. Obviously, everyone is seeing the kissing picture of Kate Beggenzel. But that's not what I'm here to discuss. I'm here to discuss his new tattoo, extremely haunting.

It covers his entire arm, which I didn't even realize he had real estate room for. Like, I thought his whole body was taken for. It's apparently a unicorn. It looks like some devil creature with a horn. It's like a really buff unicorn. It's a buff unicorn. Not only that, but you know those museum exhibits about the human body? And it's like they're fleshed.

It's just like fleshy bodies. That's what they're. this unicorn looks like to me. It does. It looks like it's just like it's really scary. There's a lot of shading. It looks like it looks like almost vainy. It's very weird. It's nostrils are the size of like three quarters

packed together. It's very scary. It is. And I'm not sure why. Do we think that Kate Beckinsale likes unicorns? Does Lily Moe Sheen up like unicorns? I mean they probably do. But I feel like this is separate from that. Yeah. Because listen, he, you know, he's taking care of Kate another public area.

with Anthony right next to them and the world watching. I was really into that meme, I just have to say. We were going to talk about it later. But we might as well just do it now. That meme was incredible. It fits every single topic

I've ever wanted to talk about. And yeah, great stuff. Honestly, I'm into it. Okay, next category. This week in social media. So it's been a big Bachelor week. Next Monday is the finale. This week's was obviously the fence jumping,

which you can catch all that stuff. We have a Hulu special. We do have a Hulu special. Juliet, Rachel Lindsay, former Bachelorette, Ben Higgins, former Bachelor, and Lauren Zima from Entertainment Tonight. And I just want to say that Liz, Kate, and I were all at the Sunday taping of the Bachelor special on Hulu. And we were all like, damn, Ben Higgins is fine.

Ben Higgins can still get it forever and ever. He's so sweet. He's also really tall. So what's that? Anyway, big Bachelor week. Sorry, yes. Focus. Also follow Bachelor Party pod on Twitter.

Thanks. Okay, great. Amelia's on the social team if you can't tell. Okay, we're here, though, because Kate doesn't watch. Amelia and I are like elbows deep at all time and Bachelor content. Yes. Kate, I got to throw you some questions. We need to think of, you know, some things to ask you and your thoughts on Bachelor World.

I'm fully unqualified to I am. Who is Reality Steve? So I have heard the name. I don't know. So I'm just going to guess based on context clues. It feels like someone who is maybe an expert. in reality television. His name is Steve.

His name is Steve. That's where I was going next. Anything else, Kate? I don't know that I like him. Just based on that. You don't like him. If anyone who names himself reality, Steve, I'm out. You're so right.

That's how I feel. That's a good take. Honestly, not bad. Who is reality Steve? Are you going to tell me? No, that's literally, you've literally said who he is. Oh, great. Oh, wow.

He's not worth the tea. There's going to be someone who's like the epitome of that. Demi from The Bachelor called him out. And it was such a great call-up. That was perfect. Okay. Next. In one sentence, why did Cassie do Colton so dirty?

Okay, I know. Colton's the Bachelor. Yeah. I assume Cassie's one of the girls on The Bachelor. Guys, I'm really like Sherlock Holmesing this. Okay. You know about the fence. I do know about the fence.

I don't know what caused the fence, though. Amelia is like mine is giving me to him. Amelia. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Cause the fence jump?

Okay, so did she, did she reject him? Amelia? Is that a yes? Oh, my God. Incredible. Okay. Honestly, well done. I don't know why she did, but I'm glad that she did.

I support her. She just wasn't ready. Okay. Right. Speaking of that, this is Kate explains one bachelor meme, and this is what it is. Kate, I've pulled this up. Okay. So this is a tweet from someone named my cat named Larry, awesome handle.

All right, it says, the ladies, Cassie isn't ready. Cassie's dad. Cassie isn't ready. Cassie, I'm not ready. And then it says Colton. And then it's a still from Dumb and Dumber. And it's Jim Carrey saying, so you're telling me there's a chance. Okay, one sentence thoughts on this meme.

I'm fully team Cassie, and I'm anti-Cassie's dad, and I'm anti-Colton. Okay. You're going to regret that. The whole world is anti-Cassie. Oh, okay. Or maybe I'm speaking for people. I'm anti-Her dad. Her dad seems like not a fun time.

I'm anti-Cassie. She was so mean. Also, also. Did she like meanly reject him? Well, no, but she was definitely, she defended, like, weeks before she, people were calling her out for being not ready. And she was like, how he was like, how? dare you. You don't know this. I am ready. And then she was like, well, actually I'm not. Right. Right. Kate, you have one more episode to catch up. Okay. I'll get right on it.

Okay. Next thing in social media. Amelia, what's Selena Gomez up to? Okay. So Selena Gomez, I think she posted this to her Instagram, but she was doing Snapchat filters on Snapchat. And she was, she pretty much called out Snapchat for making all of the cute, pretty filters for blue eyes. And then all of the like weird, ugly filters for brown eyes. And she was just like, I'm sticking to Instagram because this is not fair Snapchat. And honestly, yes. Damn. Love it. This is a room of brown-eyed

people. Kaya, what color are your eyes? They're blue. Okay, so she's the enemy. Kaya, you are the enemy, especially because we have darker hair and lighter eyes, which is like the most rare and also everyone. Beautiful, yeah. You're right, though. That's one more L for Snapchat. It is. Yeah. It's tough. Okay. Other social media news, Kate.

The Queen is on Instagram. Nice. She posted her very first Instagram, post via the royal family. It was kind of boring. It's like an exhibit in like a science museum about like coding, which I guess is why she did it on Instagram. But the main good thing about this is they posted a video for her doing it. And she's like in this bright orange dress and bright orange hat as she is wanting to do. And she's standing next to this very British man and like in front of this podium. And she like takes off her glove and like pushes like one finger on this thing. And he goes, oh yes, that worked perfect. And the camera pulls out. And it goes to this

people, and they're like all these people in like British like tea time attire. And they all like start politely clapping. And you see the Instagram post like go up on this big screen. And she just looks like very proud. Yeah. So, yeah, also another big one for Instagram. Yeah, I really is. And Instagram's really winning. But I kind of wish that they would never let her go on without like any assistance. But like I love when older people go on Instagram. They post like the grainiest pictures. They're like when Goldie Hahn got Twitter for the first time, the first thing she tweeted was Goldie Hawn and I'm just like, oh, we need like a Queen Elizabeth tweet or something, you know? That's awesome.

Okay, next category. Tea Times biggest relationship news ever. This is big. Kara DeLevin and Ashley Benson have basically all but confirmed verbally that they're in a relationship. They went public with their actual romance, debut at Paris Fashion Week. They have been linked for over 10 months and yet neither one of them has actually come out and said anything. They're so beautiful together. They're obviously in love.

this style is Jamie Mizrahi posted in Instagram after Kara walked the Chanel show and it's like them and this loving embrace both of their eyes are closed like Ashley's arm

is wrapped up and there was like the whole like Carl Lagerfeld thing so she was like very emotional Ashley Benson constantly wears a little scene necklace

like this is a very perfect couple I don't very serious I don't like Kara Della whatever but why because she just annoys me

she like wants to be an actress and I'm like just stick to modeling I think we should create a mash of every time Amelia says, I don't like this person. Amelia, why? And she goes, I just, they're just so annoying. There's been like at least five instances.

You know I support the modeling. The modeling take though. Oh, yeah, I know. Exactly. Well, it's like she tried to have a career and it's like, honey, it's not working out. Okay, sorry. Accept it and move on. Yeah, I'm actually okay with that. But they are a beautiful couple.

Yes. Next relationship news. This is off the beaten path and this is also not recent, but it was in a promo for the new season, in a very Cavalieri. Kristen Cavalary is in a car with her friend, and she's talking about when her and Jay Cutler first started dating about like four or five months in, they both went to a colonics appointment together and sat in on each other's appointments. And this is big relationship news. That's when you know like you're going to be together forever. If you can sit in a calonic together, damn. I had to look that up. What a colonic was? And I don't fucking know.

You didn't know what a colonic was? And so I regretted that. And I regret learning more about this. Yeah. And I'm really sorry. Stay tuned for more of those gems this season. Finally in relationship news, Amelia. Thank you. So, Zacheron.

Zephron. Zephron. Is he doing anything right now? We don't know. But he actually is doing something right now. Oh, my God. No, I stepped into that. I actually did not mean to do that.

Oh, my gosh. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. No, I didn't mean it like that. I'm so sorry. I did.

Okay. Okay. Well, she did. Okay. it did. So, okay, Zach Ephron is dating in Olympics. When a swimmer, her name is Sarah Bro. She's, like, Danish. She's beautiful. Is that good for him? Do we like him with, like, an Olympian? We're very in favor of when, like, actors date, like, non-models and non-actors. Yes. So, like, more famous actors should date, like, athletes. You know, I like them together

because, you know, she's very healthy. She's an Olympic swimmer. So it's like a healthy, happy lifestyle. Yeah, she's a good and fun. Although, I really liked him with his ex who he was linked to that They were both in Baywatch together. Speaking of dark brown hair and light eyes. What's your name? Alexandra Didario. She's gorgeous. Were they together?

Well, never confirmed. But they were showing up to a lot of places. Yeah, yeah. But I almost think she's prettier for men. Yeah. I don't know. She's too good for them. Completely.

Too good for him for sure. Okay. Next category. This is T-Times takeaways from Taylor Swift's L spread. Yes. This was a rich text. It really is. We could go on for many hours.

We're going to pull out some like quick kids, highlights, things that we learned from this spread. All right. We're starting with something that I had no idea really the specifics. This was like in a broad sense, like extremely vulnerable, extremely open, really humanized her in so many ways. I came away from this being like a huge Taylor Shoeve fan. Yeah. Sorry, should we say this is really the 30 things she's learned before she turned 30. She was ostensibly wrote it herself and sort of like published it as as she wrote it in No. Yeah. And she doesn't turn 30 until December of this month. Right. It's like as she's approaching. Right. The first thing that I learned, and I really felt for Han this, she was talking about how after the Manchester bombing and Vegas concert shooting, you know, she has three million fans to keep safe over her tour for the next seven months.

She said that she carries quick-clot Army-grade bandage dressing, which is for gunshot and stab wounds. And like, I mean, that really, really, like, yeah, it makes sense. But Jesus Christ, it made me really feel for her. That is so stressful to be so famous. It's so much responsibility. Yeah. I know. I would have so many, like, panic, anxiety attack. Yeah, and you got to think, like, Ariana Grande's, like, has a similar, like, state of mind and stuff.

Totally. Totally. Yeah, she was. You can't avoid it. I know. Other takeaways? Lesson 9. And it's a really quick one.

It's, I learned how to make some easy cocktails like Pim's cups or apparel sprits. I don't know what that is, but sounds delicious. Old fashions and mojitos because, da, da, dot, that. 2016. And it was like a sneaky shade at 2016 and whatever happened. You all know what happened. And it's her being more political, but like also shady. Yeah. So I like it. Yeah, for sure. She also, I found out she has used Sharpie as eyeliner. That one stops me in my tracks. Completely. I know. Yeah. She's like talked about like style mistakes that she made. And it was Sharpie as eyeliner. And then another one, she's talked about regretting bleachella, which was where she like dyed her hair. I honestly, I was into that. I loved that. love. Yeah, I know. Taylor, don't regret that. Yeah, that's not on the same level as Surpee's High.

All right. Amelia, you get the next one. Yes. So, lesson 18, she talks about how she was working on her childhood scars and trying to rectify them and how she was kind of, she wanted to be like a popular girl, but she never was. And, you know, she was sat by herself and blah, blah, blah. And she realized that in her 20s, she found herself around so many people and women.

who wanted to be her friend. And so she kind of made this as like a redo of like her childhood. And that's why the whole squad thing was really big and whatnot. And I just love that she's realizing this and can take it upon herself to kind of call out what her past behavior. Because it was cute and fun at first. But then I think a lot of people were kind of turned off by the whole like, I have friends thing. And just like, again, it's her growing up. and learning more about herself.

Yeah. It's a beautiful thing to see. Yeah, totally. All right. Other takeaways? And then in number 20, she also talks about learning the difference on the same vein of friendship

between lifelong friendships and situationships. She's so wise now. Yeah. Yeah, but she's definitely. This is like a sub-tweet a little bit. I know. Who is she talking about? She's talking about outgrowing these relationships

and leaving friendships behind. And I'm like, who exactly did you leave behind? I'm hoping it's like Lena Dunham. That feels like a safe bet, honestly. Yeah. I'm also hoping it's Blake Lively. I'm sorry. That was a weird phase for her.

The Blake Lively phase was, oh, yeah. I don't know. Seems like a possibility. Okay, in number 27, she is talking about, there's some real Kardashian shade in here. Yeah. So she said a few years ago someone started an online hate campaign just by calling me a snake on the internet.

The fact that so many people jumped on board with it led me to feeling lower than I've ever felt in my life. But I can't tell you how hard I had to keep from laughing. every time my 63-foot inflatable cobra named Karen appeared on stage in front of 60,000 screaming fans. It's the stadium tour equivalent of responding to a troll's hateful Instagram comment with L.O.L. She seems really good.

She does. She goes, it would be nice if we could get an apology from people who bully us, but maybe all I'll ever get is the satisfaction of knowing I could survive it and thrive in spite of it. The tone of that was slightly kind of sending, but I do genuinely believe that, like,

she is in so much better of a place than she was. I agree. I know. I'm really, like, kind of into all of this. Yeah. Kudos to her editor. Same thing. Number 28, she's finally speaking out about politics. This woman has been notoriously quiet, like her entire career about politics as a whole. The world is crumbling around us. I mean, it's like about damn time.

It's like a little late. Right, right. We're happy to usher her into celebrity talking about politics. Also in 29, she said her hair has completely changed textures and now it's straight, which I have some questions about. in general, like, I guess I'll find out when I'm 30 if that happens. I want really curly hair, at least like a slight wave. But she says literally, her hair is straight. I'm dubious.

You hear about that for, like, women who, like, get pregnant. Yeah. Oh. Oh. No. That's not a theory. I mean, yeah, sure. Why not?

Okay, but also, if you're looking at these pictures of her very straight, her hair looks fried. It looks like it is strong. It's so damaged. It's so damaged. That's true. It can't do anything. Yeah. All right.

Last kid. My question of this is how much do we think is like purely her writing this and like published straight from like her Google Doc? Right. Her notes app. Right. And how much has been like heavily edited or like ghost written even? What do we think? But I also think that she's and I mean this in a nice way, but she's very cognizant of her career and her persona that she would have to trip.

triple sign off on everything. See, I kind of think this is like pretty much her. Okay, I was going to say she's also a really talented songwriter. So she is a good writer and a lot of these celebrities that write statements like this. Again, I'm dubious. But for Taylor, I actually believe that she can write this eloquently. Right. And it's just, it's just rough enough where I'm like, I think this is like pretty much straight from her head. Okay, definitely go check it out. There's a lot of gold minds in there. Yeah, there is. Okay, category, not worth the T. I'm going to run through this so fast. This is truly not worth the truth.

This I have only one thing to say and that Rita Orrin Andrew Garfield have allegedly slid up. They were never together. Poor would I think they were ever together. Shed your tears. Public sisters doing work. Yeah. Apparently the son is reporting that Garfield called things off because he wanted an

even more private life. I truly don't think they ever were together. This is not worth a tea. The other thing not worth the tea is calling Kylie Jenner self-made. This caused upper first last July when Forbes put Kylie on their cover of its America's richest self-made women list. And of course, everyone was like, she's absolutely not self-made, which for the record, I definitely agree with. And then again this week, Forbes wrote a piece that was titled, At 21, Kylie Jenner becomes the youngest

self-made ever, beating Mark Zuckerberg. Stop calling Kylie Jenner's self-made. Right. This is so problematic. She's obviously not. Right. And that's that. Like, do better Forbes. You're Forbes. You're Forbes. Right. All right. Other things not worth the tea. Jesse Jay and Janning Tatum needed to stop. So Jesse Jay shared a screenshot of her Insta DMs with her boyfriend, Janning Tatum, which is weird. Don't talk to your significant other via Instagram DMs. He reacted to a kissing face selfie. And it was like a rap, and I'm going to try to do it, but I'm not going to try too hard because that would just be embarrassing for everyone involved.

So this is what he said. Yes, I won't rest till I caress, fresh-faced Jess. I will finesse till success. never digress, just progress. Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Bless. Oh, my God. She replied. The vomit.

With the only possible answer, which is ha, ha, ha, ha. Wait, wait, bars, yeah? Ew. Oh, God, no. There's so many bars of this that I hate. It's better than his, what, that, remember in those Sony leaked emails? And he just had an email. I was like, ha ha.

This is something that only. should come out when you've been hacked. This is not something you thought of to put out into the world. Jesus Christ. Amelia, what else is not worth the tea? Okay, so speaking of Kylie again, Travis Scott canceled one of his shows

and deleted his Instagram after maybe cheating on Kylie. They've been through a lot these Kardashians sisters. I really can't. Yeah. We're going to lose Kate soon on this trail train.

You have like another 10 years of caring about them. I feel like great. And then also, Emily Radicowski who you might know from the Blurred Lines music video, and she was also in Gone Girl. Or, yes. No, she was. She was. Sorry, I was like, uh, yeah. Her and her husband, whose name is Sebastian Bear McClard, he sounds like someone who was arrested for assault with like a lacrosse.

I was thinking he sounds like, he sounds like someone who like you read about in a history book is like the first person who climbed Everest. But like you don't hear about him because he was like Swiss and like nobody cares. Exactly. And he looks that way too. So they're allegedly living rent-free due to this little loophole in a law called the Lafla, which is supposed to help out, like, struggling artists. And people... But apparently they're using it. He makes like $12 million a year.

She makes a bunch of money, too. It's so messed up. And I guess his lawyer responded being like, he is an artist and his parents are artists and he deserves to live here. It's just like, okay. This is completely bullshit. That makes me so dumb. That makes me so mad. Yeah.

But I love that people are commenting like on her Instagram. Just like pictures of like her posing and her in her stress traps. Yeah. And they're like, pay your rent. I know. Okay. We can't go one full tea time episode with at least thirsting a little bit. Or a lot.

Or a lot. I'm down to thirst a lot for this one. This is going to be particularly challenging category for our parents. So everybody tune out. Just go ahead. A lot of parents, significant others. People who work with us, please, Bill, my boss. Just like smash that skip ahead.

Yeah, this is Tea Time previews Triple Frontier. Yes. Woo, no of us have seen this film. All of us are blushing already. Like, I feel my cheeks, friend. Okay, Amelia, go ahead. You start. Okay, okay.

So I was talking to Kate about this. We have to start from the beginning. And I'm sure you guys all saw that it was an internet sensation. It was a picture of Penn Applic looking just forlorn on a beach. And he was wrapped in a towel and he was like looking on to his friends who were all like fit and they were frolicking in the waves. And he just looked really sad. But then also these pictures are also the pictures where it was revealed that he has a large ass back tattoo. The back tattoo phenomenon is where it all began.

It was we were like, oh, like, why is he shooting this movie? What is he doing? Why is he on a beach in Hawaii with all these guys? Is it real? It was the triple frontier cast. They were all frolicking next to him. Yeah. And we should talk about the Triple Frontier cast.

We've got, I have their names in the movie, which I feel like I need to share as well because it's... Oh, yeah. The names are incredible. Okay. So this is a movie that's coming out on Netflix. It also hits theaters. I will very much try to see it in theater. I've like already looked it up.

It stars Ben Affleck as Tom, quote, Redfly, David. Charlie Hunnam as William Ironhead Miller. Garrett Headland. Are those good noises you're making over there? I don't know. They're just noises. They're just primals. urges.

Garrett Headland plays Benny Miller. He doesn't get a nickname, but apparently he's an amateur MMA fighter. He's too hot to have a nickname. He's so attractive. He plays Charlie Hunnam's younger brother,

which feels like... Oh, that works. Perfect casting. Pedro Pascal as Francisco Catfish Morales. And Oscar Isaac as Santiago Pope Garcia. Incredible. Wall to wall, just incredible.

Okay, so we've had a lot of dialogue about this movie already at the ringer. When the trailer came out, our bosses, it was like Bill, Chris Ryan, was it Jason Concepcion? Yeah, and Micah Peters. And Micah Peters,

like, crowded into an office to do, like, the premiere. And I was like, you know, it's great. And I'm glad that the men are happy about this movie. But like, triple frontiers for the women. Yes. And it's not for, you know who it's not for

is heterosexual men who cannot appreciate this movie on a purely aesthetic and shallow and objectifying level. Right. Yes. Yes. Both of you are looking at me.

I'm going to try to stay quiet for as much as this category as I can. Okay, keep going. So I asked Amanda Dobbins when she got back from the screen name because Chris Ryan and Amanda Dobbins went to see it early. Jealous.

And I made sure, I was very glad that Amanda was going because I was like, you are more qualified. Right. To appreciate this movie than anyone else in this office. Chris Ryan reported

that no one takes their shirt off but there's a lot of arm crossing and T-shirts. I enjoy that. We will accept that. Yes. That will do. I'm shocked that there's not more shirtless

content on. I also. was agreed. Also probably because the people who made it were like, this is a bro movie. Just like fully overlooking. Yeah. But I do like the subtlety of... Oh, completely. Right. Men's irons and tations. Great. Yeah. Great. Lice Kelly, big fan. Big fan of arms. Okay. And then real quick, they just had the premiere in New York and Madrid. And we just have to talk real quick about the outfits. Yes. A lot of atumnal colors. A lot of autumnal colors. Really like, they all just really went for it in very different ways.

Yeah. Headlin looks so hot. He's in like a dark maroon turtleneck. Yes, a dark blue blazer. The color story was exception. Agreed. Agreed. And it's hard to pull off like the turtleneck without looking like some sort of like mafia boss or like keepy steeped job. Ben Affleck's face just fresh from that filler appointment. It looks amazing. Ben is back and he's beefed up for the premiere. I don't know if he's been like going hard on the Rappuccino's at Starbucks. Like he's a little chunky, but I'm here for it. I'm always here for Ben Ad bodd Ben.

Always here for Ben Affleck. He's wearing like a bright red suit. He really went. That was interesting. I love the effort. He brought Shugas to the premiere. He did. Oh,

I know that. Yes. Yes. They're back on. Oscar Isaac is rocking like the Dune beard. He's shooting Dune. I believe Dune is in pre-production right now. So I have to assume that he's going to be playing Timothy Shalameh's father with that

beard, which I may not survive just for the record. But yeah, it was just across the board. Charlie Hennel looks great. He was wearing like a blue suit. Across the board, I was like fabulous work. Yeah. Okay, so on the topic, real quick, I proposed this on the outline, and then I crossed it off because I got embarrassed, and then we added it back on. We have to play Fuck Mary Kill, Triple Frontier Edition.

My cheeks, I just feel my cheeks, like right red. This is like FMK, the movie. Like, if women had made this movie, that would have been the title. That's how I feel. Yeah. Okay, Amelia, you go first. Okay. Well, I guess...

There are no wrong answers. It's true. I was going to say all of them, F&M. I would say FNM. Oh. God, this is so hard. It's so hard. Okay, so here's the thing.

I'm a huge Ben Affleck apologist. So would I marry him? Would I marry his character or him as a person? Them as people, I think. Okay, okay. You can also work from just like a purely aesthetic level. Okay, well, okay, well, then I would F Ben Affleck. Oh, wow.

Are you kidding? Are you kidding? Oh my God, wow, you've got to be joking. I love it so much. Are you, Amelia, that was a bad answer. Are you kidding? Ben Affleck, of course. 100%.

I love Ben Affleck, okay? So rude. You guys like Sean Mendez. Just keep going. I want this to be over. I want this to be over. Okay, so Ben Affleck, yes. F. Ben Affleck.

And then Mary, either Garrett Headland, so I could like F him all the time. Or Oscar Isaac for the same reasoning. And then kill no one. Literally let them all live. That's unacceptable. You have to kill someone. There are three other choices. The least beefiest one.

That's difficult. Maybe Pedro. Sorry Pedro. I'm sorry. Okay. Liz, you're up. Okay. Again, this is against my wealth people and this is for the good...

Yeah, I forced Liz to do this. Of the podcast. She's forcing me to talk about The Bachelor, and I'm forcing her to do this. Okay, I would kill them and that's the easiest decision I've ever made. There's no question in my mind. I would marry Garrett-Hedland, and then I would F Pedro Pascal because if you guys if you guys dad that, you got to watch Narcos and then you get back to me. Norco's and Game of Thrones.

We're a real, yeah, real arguments in his favor. Okay, that's all I have to say about that. Kate, you go. Okay, I feel like mine is the only correct answer, but it's fine. I'm going to say Ben Affleck. Okay, so obviously you fuck Charlie Hunnam. Oh, okay. Like, it feels like an objective fact in this world that he's that you're your choice.

Okay. Also, like, Garrett Headland is just like a bargain bin, Charlie Hutton. What? How dare you? That's how I feel. I'm trying. Oh, my God. Bringing it all the way back, people.

Those longtime listeners. We told our parents to stop listening. Yeah, you're right, you're right. Okay, and then I'm going to marry Oscar Isaac. If anyone is husband material, it's Oscar Isaac. You're right. I'm sorry. Come on.

And then I killed my. Don't you dare say it. I hate you guys. Okay, more bed for me. Okay, done with that cursed category. Oh, my God. This is how we're wrapping up. This is T-Times' those unanswerable questions of the week.

Okay, Kate, you go first. Okay, so have you guys seen School of Rock. Of course I have. Okay, good. I never know with you, too. You never know. Okay, so School of Rock, Zach Attack from School of Rock, has been arrested on felony guitar theft charges. His name is Joey Gatos Jr. Wait, so there's such a thing as felony.

Yes. Okay, here's what he did. My question, I guess I suppose it is a question because that's the category. Has anyone ever been more on brand than this man? Right. Okay. That, yeah. Now you explain it.

Go ahead. Okay, so he faces felony, larceny and grand theft charges after he was caught allegedly trying to steal guitars in an amplifier, four times. over the last five weeks. This is TMZ reporting. He would go to music stores, asked to test out expensive guitars. Maybe he would be like, have you seen School of Rock?

Oh, nice. And then he would leave without paying an attempt to get money for the instruments at pawn shops. So he would ask to test the expensive guitar and then walk out with it. Damn. Walk out with it multiple times.

That residual money isn't covering the bills anymore, people. That was released 15 years ago. So, and like, I mean, I assume that everyone listening has seen School of Rock because it's a perfect film. It's great.

In the movie, he's like, secretly playing guitar in his room. His dad doesn't want him to play. He finds his electric guitar. So, like, it just, it's tough. Yeah. It's tough, but it's hilarious. Yeah.

If you got answers to any of these coming up, just tweet us. Next question is from me. Uber released their lost and found index that it used every year. It was published, and it's basically what people, the random items that people leave behind in Uber's. My question is, where are there humans that walk this earth that have these items in an Uber car? I'm going to list out a few of them. I can really rattle these off. You guys just stop me when you need to.

Okay. One Gucci flip-flop. A salmon head. A black and white tuxedo for a small dog. An eight-week-old coffee-colored chihuahua. A small handmade cat puppet. What does that mean? A full fish tank with fish and water in it.

Oh my God. A special pizza costume. I don't know what that means. I'm just taking that from this article. A professional grade hula hoop. A Lego championship wrestling belt and a bay brood signed baseball. What is a professional? grade Hulu. Is it different than a regular Hulu?

I don't know. I want to talk about the chihuahua and I also want to talk about the small handmade cat puppet puppet puppet puppet puppet puppet puppet. It's so creepy. Is it a puppet for a cat or is it a puppet shaped like a cat? It got to be a puppet shaped like cat, right? God, I don't know. That's another question. You can help us figure that out. Wait, salmon head as in like a head of a salmon? Yeah. I assume so. Can you imagine leaving that in the back of a car? That's horrible. That was like a cool brand I had never heard of or something. No, no, no, no.

Just a dead old salmon. I guess the bigger question is just like why humanity. But that's it. The ultimate unanswerable question. All right, Amelia, last one. Wrap it up. Okay, here's my question. Why, you rich celebrities, we get it, you're rich. Okay, when you're flying on private jets, why can't you fly together?

Because Matt Damon and Chris Hemsworth each flew to like Perth separately, on separate private jets when it's like you could clearly save oil and money. Go to Australia. Yeah. Yeah. Just fly together, okay? That is wild. You're going to spend time with these people.

Like, you might as well just. Exactly. And you need someone else in that plane and take those thirst trap pictures of you. Right. In those leather. Right. And also like the environment, you know? And then this also proves that Chris Evans is still the number one, Chris.

Oh, there's all took. Chris Evans would have shared his private jet with that thing. Exactly. He would have. He would have. Yeah. You're absolutely right. Okay, that is all the time we have for on this week's tea time.

T-time, tune in next Friday for more thirst traps. And more Pete Davidson news. Yeah, we're going to circle. We're going to circle back to triple friends here. You know it. Thanks for listening. I'm Liz Kelly. I'm Kate Hallowell.

I'm Amelia Widenmeier.